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Dec. 23, 2021 - Raging Dissident
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RageCast 201: NOT BECAUSE I WANNA

What you would like to do and what you have to do are often not one and the same. A really rad guy I met said;  "A boy does what he wants, and a man does what he has to" - Ray "Barricade Garage" If we want to win, we're all gonna have to dig deep. 🗡STREAM LINKS🗡 https://entropystream.live/ragingdissident https://rumble.com/vr99ul-ragecast-201-not-because-i-wanna.html 🗡WEBSITE, STICKERS, SOCIAL🗡https://ragingdissident.com https://linktr.ee/ragingdissident

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with this is how I live now.
I can't.
I have to.
Is this right?
You guys are gonna have to be my eyes for me.
Oh God, I'm scared.
I'm cheating.
Mr. Grinch.
Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is fine.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I would answer to you in the 39 and a half foot bar.
I fixed it, Gary.
I'm a genius.
Oh!
Oh!
Merry racist Christmas.
Billy's here.
He's got a dick to the bag.
You got turnback.
It's cold down here.
I'm wearing another shirt.
It's wintertime.
We've got dirt on the fire.
You know?
Well, given the choice between the two of you, I would take the crocket.
Cheers, guys.
Is it missing, Gary?
Gary?
Hello, how are you?
Welcome back.
This is the last one before Boogmas.
Let's not say that.
It's Christmas time in just three days.
Christmas 2021.
Another...
You're a foul.
Dear God.
Mr. Crinch.
Let this coast a little bit longer.
It's so good.
Small town Titans.
How can anyone make it?
We're going to make a dope fucking rock version, Mr. Crinch.
How high are you right now?
Very.
It worked.
They did it.
They stuck away.
They made it happen.
The three best words I would use to describe you are as follows and quote for it.
Stop.
OB.
Butter.
Butter.
Yeah.
He's made of butter.
Yeah.
From his turn.
Yeah.
All right, everyone.
That enough.
How are you guys doing?
What's going on?
Colbert is lit tonight.
He is.
He's cooking cirques over the open fire inside there.
He's keeping everybody warm down here.
It's an illusion.
I look at it and I feel like, oh, maybe it's not that bad.
It's pretty cold down here, but, you know, Billy's back there with his date.
I'm not gay!
No one said you were.
I don't know why he keeps yelling that.
Like, he's...
I think he's trying to overcompensate a little bit.
I don't know.
What's her name, Billy?
What is her name?
Bookers!
Here it is!
I don't know.
He's a young guy.
Let him live his life.
You know, he's doing his thing over there.
How are you guys doing?
Welcome back.
You know, he's a very, I mean, he says he's heterosexual.
I believe him.
I believe him.
I just, I don't know.
I think he's one of these guys that I think is just, he just wants to be respected, you know?
He knows I'm talking about him, so I'm going to just leave it alone.
This thing is, I don't know how fixed it is.
Maybe it's not fixed enough.
What is this?
2-201.
We're into the 200s now.
We did it.
I had a weird feeling.
Maybe I was going to just be killed in my sleep by the state.
That would be it.
We did 200, but I guess maybe we're going straight through.
It's a weird, like, someday it's going to be the last one, and I'm probably not going to know it.
I'm probably not going to.
I mean, what are the odds I'm going to be able to do this for like 10 years, 20 years?
Do you know what I mean?
Probably not, the way things are going.
That would be interesting, though.
Wouldn't that be something?
Well, let's just hope and pray and see.
If you want to get one of these tumblers, please go.
And there's all kinds of other things.
Stickers and hoodies and shirts and things you can buy.
Unpopularopinionapparel.com and on Instagram as well.
Dot between the words.
You can go get them.
There's already all you guys in the chats here all over the internet webby things.
How are you guys?
What's going on over there?
Chures!
Jay Dizzle says, Chirs, are you drunk?
Are you?
I don't know.
It's possible.
Anything's possible in the realm of the world of the crows.
Everyone's dude, I'm just, I'm glad we cleared that up.
I'm glad everyone now knows about the crows.
It's important to know these things, especially before Christmas.
Leave something out there for them.
Just don't get on their bad side.
That's the worst thing you can do.
You don't have to give them anything, but if you upset them, that's your problem.
Does not want to boog, but will says the following message.
I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently Pfizer wasn't truthful about its own findings about the effectiveness of the boo.
But still take it anyway.
And the fourth dose may be out soon.
Well, God willing, let us pray.
Dear Lord, please deliver as many more doses as is necessary.
Four, five, sixteen, elevente, thirty-six thousand doses.
I don't care how many it takes.
What was that video that Ferry was out on your page?
Was it Kiefer Sutherland?
It's like, I don't care how many it takes.
Smarter people than me did this, so I'm just going to do what they tell me.
Spoken like a true, you know, man, a manly man who just lets other men do his thinking for him about something that really isn't that complicated.
For example, Kiefer, did you know that Pfizer was sued in the biggest criminal lawsuit in American history?
And not for touching a lady's bum.
It was for bribing doctors and falsifying data and lying about their products and the safety of their products and this kind of thing.
That's something you don't need to be a genius to read.
Here's another thing.
I saw a meme today that I thought was pretty interesting.
Hey Kiefer.
That should be a whole thing we do.
Coming up next on Hey Kiefer.
We're going to find out how dumb Kiefer Sutherland is.
He's getting dumber and dumber by the day.
Maybe the shots are making him dumber.
He was wearing, somebody said he looks more and more like a lesbian between each other shot.
He's got a sweater vest on.
Yeah, he does.
He's like, his upper body strength is like morphing into like this weird estrogen chamber of a body.
And he's just kind of melting into this.
I mean, he's getting old.
I understand that.
But I mean, Sylvester Sloan's old too.
So, you know, I mean, with something like, if I had three shots for polio in six months and then I got polio, I would have some questions.
I would just minimum, bare minimum, I'd be like, hey, does this work?
Does this work at all?
Or what's going on here?
Because one should...
I've had a vaccine for yellow fever and I'm immune to yellow fever.
So, I mean, that used to be how it works.
Now it's different now, I guess.
Because they can change definitions.
As they go, we can just do whatever we want, I suppose.
Bum attitude, how are you, sir?
Many, many salutes.
He says, Merry Christmas or she, I'm not sure.
Blessed Yuletide, etc.
Many blessings to all in the coming times.
Never hesitate to reach out even when you don't believe you need to.
People, I like to talk to people sometimes.
I don't know.
My phone is a lot to handle.
But I gradually got used to it.
I think I should do this as an experiment.
Just give my phone to someone for like an hour and be like, here you go.
Go nuts.
And you'll just be like, and turn all the notifications on.
But I mean, you know, I gradually got used to it.
But yeah, I like to hear from people.
And you should.
You guys should, you know.
Every once in a while, you need some alone time to kind of stew with your thoughts.
But, you know, we're social animals and we're social creatures.
And we need, you can also go crazy that way.
You know, you end up living in the woods, talking to a coal furnace that, you know, you got imaginary friends or something.
You know, you're yelling at a brick and screaming into it.
I'm not describing myself.
I just mean it could happen to other people if you don't.
Moving on.
Bushman, how are you, brother?
He says, Santa says, Santa's busy delivering time delay smart bombs to circulonian homes all across the world.
Sergeant Barry says, let's talk about the real supply shortage.
Ashtrays.
Two nights, two smoking rooms, no ashtrays.
I know cirques are behind us.
Been putting my cigars out in the mini coffee pot.
Hashtag F-A-FO.
Cheers, sir.
What is going on over there?
Ashtrays, smoking rooms.
Where are you?
What's going on?
Hail Billy Deluxe says, Merry Christmas, all you beautiful bigots.
F-Y-M-M-D-T-S.
Salute, salute.
Thank you, man.
Canadian Roughneck says, Merry Christmas to all, again, from another one.
To all, you amazing.
So you're beautiful and amazing.
That's, I mean, you guys are doing good tonight.
You're getting complimented.
Up and down.
Bigots and big ants.
Yeah, he's covering everybody.
So he's, you know, this, you know, Hailbilly just likes to do, I'm just, I'm just starting fights for no reason.
I got to stop.
Uncle Tom, how are you, dude?
He says, keep the change, you filthy animal.
Thanks for everything.
Learned a lot about life and history because of you and gained mental fortitude.
That's a scary thought, you know.
I'm just like, I don't really, I barely know what I'm doing.
So, you know, just be careful.
Stay based.
Thanks, Tom.
Appreciate you.
No lemons at the local Safeway yesterday.
You guys are talking about the shortages and stuff.
Now they're all yelling and fighting.
Yeah.
Fuck you all.
That's a real greeting right there.
A cream cheese shortage.
Lee says, Doug Ford's Christmas cheesecake is ruined.
No, there's a shortage, Lee, because Doug Ford has all the cream cheese.
Don't you understand this?
I've been trying to say this forever.
That's why he has all of the dairy products.
Anything that can be made used into butter or dairy, cheese, cream, anything like that.
He's got it all.
And, you know, he was very upset that he couldn't get into his home the other day.
Not for any reason, not because he was worried about the mob or anything like that.
He just, he was really worried about the butter and the cream cheese and the dairy and the ice cream and all the things.
I'm not the only one.
I need every business to ask.
This isn't what I wanted.
Over the last 20 months?
No, that's not what I wanted.
How many Doug Ford...
I know it was Rebel.
Okay, hang on.
Apparently, I don't know what I'm doing.
Where is it?
Yes, this is the one.
We all got to dig deep, and Doug Ford's digging the deepest.
20 months?
We've all dug so deep.
And now we need to dig a little deeper.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Stuff in his face.
I haven't had one of these in years.
I haven't made one in years.
Bullshit.
Look at the size of you.
I haven't lost the touch.
Over the last 20 months, we've all dug so deep.
And now we need to dig a little deeper.
Ho, ho.
I hate him so much.
He's such a disgusting person.
The nerve of him.
We'll all have to dig a little deeper.
How strong is the meme power of Dagalon that that is now becoming like the focal point of his character?
He's just a disgusting fat mess.
Like, that's what most people.
Even the people of Rebel News are getting like, yeah, this is an effective.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It's kind of low-hanging fruit, but it's fruit.
And when you live on a diet of butter and you need fruit, you need cantaloupes.
You need raspberries.
You need apples.
You need banana, things that Doug Ford will never eat and will always be in high supply.
There's lots of those around.
You can't get cream cheese, but have you tried to find apples?
They're goddamn everywhere.
Do you know why?
Because Doug Ford is not vacuuming those back.
Like one of those sea trawler machines that just combs the ocean floor and just takes everything.
That's what Doug Ford does to grocery stores.
He goes to dairy, goes to the dairy aisle and one of those like harvester combines you see out in the fields and the prairies that just takes it all, just takes it all and it's gone.
And there's like orphaned children and hungry women like, oh, and he's like, what about us?
He's like, you can have what's left.
But there's never anything left.
Yeah, I ripped the joke off a family guy.
Whatever.
It's funny.
It's funny.
Like, well, that's rude.
He shouldn't make fun of him.
He's supposed to be the representative of Ontario.
And he, you know, trusted to run the province and govern and manage everything.
Can't govern his own body.
You know, I mean, it's a lot of responsibility for a guy that apparently has, can't be bothered, doesn't have the discipline to even take care of himself, let alone your entire life or everyone else's, managing the economy and so on and making all the decisions he does.
Good for him.
Good.
Fuck Doug Ford.
I don't care.
Apparently he's going to be on here a lot tonight.
I didn't realize how many Doug Ford things I have.
Julie, how are you?
Julie Mora says, Merry Christmas, my friend.
Right back at you.
I hope you're doing well.
Am OC9M says, Merry Myocarditis and a happy new variant, Fear.
Check your Discord DMs for the Fauci Christmas card.
I've been on Discord forever, but I'll have to go check.
Fauci.
Full draw scops.
Oh, hey.
He starts his every...
Oh, what's a gaba ghoul?
Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
Don't forget, have some cannolis or penetone.
Cheers, pure blood.
Say, thanks.
Thanks, Donny Vinny.
Did you see this?
What a nice guy.
Hey, hey, hey, Billy, Billy Bob.
And, you know, what's a face?
What the fuck?
Is he a nice guy?
Or he's a nice guy or what?
I'm trying to get it in over here.
All right, all right.
Oh, hey, it's been a while.
He's a little antsy.
A little fight up back there.
It's okay.
Have some gaba gul.
Have some gaba gul.
Calm down.
Cadillac Slim says, Merry Christmas to you and all the Dagolonians out there here.
He's hoping that Santa brings a good helping of gunner rope to all of the circus far and wide.
Right, circus.
Here's to 100 more.
Thank you, brother.
The Booga Blue Taco says, The Lord said, Lat Dabis, and he was blessed with Russian beauties and corrosive amor from the far realm of the cirque.
For the Boog is nigh, and Dagalon is the light.
Boogalatians 50 BMG.
Now, if you will turn your books, of the books of Thomas, open them to page.
Is he just making this up as he goes?
Yes, that is correct.
It is a gift and a curse.
You just.
If you have voices in your head, you just let them talk.
I just sit back like this chair and I go to sleep.
Actual me, I'm not even here.
This is just my mental illness on its own, free-for-all.
I let it out of the cage for 9 to 12 hours a week, and it lets me not go on a rampage.
And it lets me lets me fool people into pretending I'm normal for a little while.
But you have to.
You got to do it.
Please open your books to the following page.
All I want for Christmas.
Yes, we're going to sing the Diagonian hymn from...
I think it is.
Am I offending the religious?
Well, it's not.
This isn't.
Fuck it.
Merry Christmas, guys.
I love these.
Cheers.
Thanks for being here.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Day after day.
Your whole life's wrecked.
The powers that beat just bring down your neck.
You get no respect.
You get no relief.
You gotta speak up and yell out your feet.
So back up your rules.
Back up your job.
Cause I'm sick of nothing to stay alive.
Leave me alone.
I feel like I don't wanna be controlled.
So at once.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many times is it gonna take to someone around?
How many lockdowns is it gonna take?
Leave me alone.
Is this not our song?
It's all we want.
No!
Just don't want to be controlled.
We might as well finish it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you for that.
That's a good one.
The boog and blue taco.
Thank you for that.
We're gonna carry on with the sermon now.
Karen Kansner says, in 2022, please publicly challenge Jerry Butts to a charity celebrity boxing match.
I'm not a celebrity.
I'm an infamous, infamous internet troll that very few people have heard about.
But you have heard of me.
You know?
Am I wearing this right?
There we go.
If all proceeds go to indigenous transgender charities, he simply can't say no.
That is a good idea.
That's a good plan.
I'd fight him.
I don't know if you'd call him a fight.
Yeah, I would definitely fight.
Sure.
Jerry, call me.
Have your people call my people.
Yes.
Yes, I want your secretary to call Philip on the phone.
I don't know.
I'm just going to answer in some weird voice.
Where is Stacy?
No one knows.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I haven't seen Stacy in around in a while.
Dennis has been moping around, and I don't know what's burning in Colbert right now.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm just making observations.
If you draw connections, if you put those dots together and come up with something up, that's your paranoid conspiracy brain, not me.
I didn't say anything.
What's going on there?
Northern bigoter, your brother.
He says, all the crow talk, me and a buddy nursed a baby crow back to health we found last spring that was blown out of its nest, turned into our pet crow.
So smart, so cool.
Named him crowvid.
Ah, that's a great story.
See, I told you, dude.
Colbert's mom says he does listen to his mother.
Oh, bird, not whore.
No!
I'm sure Stacy's just, you know, I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on with Dennis.
I don't know what's going on.
Any of these people know based crow saviors.
Crows are based.
Based and cool and awesome.
All right.
Oh, where are we going to start here?
What's going to, what, what did I call?
Yeah.
I don't want to, but I will.
What did I, what did I, something like that?
Yeah.
Not because I want to.
I'm going to remind myself to hit on that a little bit later.
A couple of things I was interested in.
Where do we, you know, what are we doing?
It's Christmas time.
Hey, QuickTip's here.
He's over in the live chat.
Hey, I told, hey, by the way, QuickTip, I told everyone I'm going to post your number in the Telegram chat.
And probably there's about 6,000 people in there.
So I would guess between 200 and 500 people will text you telling you to get on Telegram.
You can either just do it or suffer the consequences of...
I'm just joking.
I'm just waiting.
Don't you dare!
I will.
I will.
I might.
I won't.
I don't know.
Oh, where are we now?
So we're doing a lockdown, I guess.
Are we?
Remember that was never going to happen again?
Well, no, we are.
Everything's all the restrictions and all the.
If you saw the video I uploaded, I just simply sat and watched.
And I don't normally do this because I don't care what they say.
I haven't cared for quite a while.
No, he's working on it.
Quick's working on it.
I haven't because I just don't care.
I literally don't care.
I don't care what the, I don't, I don't care.
They might as well be talking complete gobbledygook nonsense over there.
Some of the things they said in this press conference were absolutely, flabbergastingly, insanely stupid.
Like, head turning, you're going to get whiplash.
You'll hurt yourself.
You would crash your car if you listen to this over the radio because it would just be the instinct to end your life rather than live in this circus anymore would just be too strong.
That's why they don't put it on the radio.
You have to watch it on some kind of device.
Like you can't, you know, can't do it while you're driving.
This thing is going to, whew, this is a warm hat.
Oh, it's itchy.
One of the things was singing.
Only one person can sing at a time, guys.
You can have a choir even, but it's only if one person sings at a time.
So you sing, but then you stop and then you sing and then you stop and then you sing.
That science.
That is the science.
All of you singing at the same time.
It's too many.
The droplets or whatever, right?
It's too much.
Everybody needs booster shots.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
They compared everything to the Hunger Games like six or seven times.
I wasn't 13 when the Hunger Games came out, so I wasn't interested in watching those.
But I do understand the premise essentially.
I don't think that we're anything at all in our current situation is even remotely similar to a science fiction movie for teenagers, for young adults, about a dystopian future where people are selected by the rich to fight to the death in the jungle.
What are you talking about?
What in the name of God are you talking about?
Oh, well, I'm trying to avoid a hunger games type situation.
Yeah, that's not a thing.
It's laughable, man.
And, you know, all these people say, this will never happen.
It'll be never.
No, it is.
It's happening and it's back now.
I really like this.
What's going on with his face here?
I know it's almost Christmas, but your Christmas present will be, you're going to have to Nearly a week at least.
And you're not going to have to listen to this guy's voice because don't turn on your TVs and don't listen to it.
Oh, it's bad.
Particularly when you think of how tired you are, how weary you are of having to deal with this COVID crisis that continues to go on and on and on.
Know that there are people more tired than you.
I have nothing to say.
It's just a break.
It's like, you know, if you hold your breath underwater for a long time or if you're like lifting weights, like you need a break or you'll die.
That's how I feel about listening to him talk.
All right, I'm ready.
Know that our health care workers haven't had much of a break over the past two years.
Except the ones we fired.
The thousands of healthcare workers that you fired because the health situation is so critical, so dangerous, so precarious that it actually threatens the integrity, stability of the entire healthcare infrastructure.
Our hospitals could collapse at any time.
That's how desperate the situation is.
So that's why, logically, we fired thousands of nurses and doctors.
Right?
Okay.
Just making sure we're all fucking stupid.
Continuing.
But they've been going flat out, keeping people safe, working in long-term care homes, working in hospitals and clinics, administering vaccines.
Are those the same long-term care homes?
Like there were senior citizens.
If they're not vaccinated, they're not allowed to leave, like they're prisoners now forever.
Is that those ones?
Cool.
Continuing.
Vaccines and boosters.
Our frontline health workers have been extraordinary heroes.
They have been there for us every step of the way.
Except the ones, again, except the ones you fired and the EMT workers and the paramedics and the doctors and the, you know, they're not heroes.
They're scum.
They're dirty, unvaccinated dabs.
Right?
Okay.
And now we need to be there for them.
Again, except the ones that you fired and everything, right?
Man, it's so transparently stupid.
And I noticed that he said, boys, they're going so hard round the clock.
I just translate for him because I can't listen to his voice.
I'll have a stroke.
I'll die.
I will die.
Where is it?
They're working so hard to administer vaccines, do the vaccines.
How many of them died?
How many, like, shouldn't there be, again, shouldn't, I would imagine many, many, many, many healthcare workers have died because they're the ones directly exposed to the super deadly virus around the clock, right?
So, again, firing thousands of perfectly healthy, functional, wanting, willing to work.
It just doesn't make a lot of sense, does it, Justin?
You didn't say that.
You didn't say, you know, we mourn the loss of all the doctors and nurses that we've lost that bravely gave their lives to.
That's a pretty obvious propaganda spin, isn't it?
Because it's not true because it didn't happen.
Another just strange, so many strange logical holes in this plot.
This thing is harder to follow than the fucking Star Wars prequels.
Or whatever.
The new ones, the shittier, terrible, like, that doesn't even make sense.
You know, I wish I'd never seen those.
Hollywood's ruined everything for me.
It will never be okay.
It's never going to be okay.
Let me see here.
Night Rider, how are you?
He says, Merry Christmas to the bigots.
Everyone rightly not supporting businesses requiring passes should be happy to hear that we will be supporting them indirectly, indefinitely.
Roger that.
Hail Billy Deluxe says, tonight may be a 26-ouncer and none the wiser's kind tonight.
Steam blow-off required.
Whatever works for you.
Everybody's got to do something because bottling it up and just not a good idea.
Cormack Kerr, how are you, brother?
He says, I really want to bully Tim Houston.
Is that his name, Nova Scotia's premier?
It is.
I can't even remember the fucker's name.
But when I see his face, I know I want to shove him and slap him around.
Look at him.
Did you know that he got hit in the face with a donair the other day in Halifax?
Someone threw a donair and hit him in the face with it.
So that's pretty funny.
And he told everyone to flip him off and give him, you know, give me the finger.
And, you know, get me.
What's going on with my lights here?
What are you doing?
What?
It's just...
And you're already screwing around on me?
Anyway, yeah, he got hit with a donair.
And, you know, so that's what he asked for.
He said, don't aggravate the healthcare workers.
And I agree with that.
I don't think you should because I think it's a waste of energy.
It's a waste of time.
And you're not attacking the root of the problem.
And if that's not what you're doing, then you're wasting time.
Consider this video here.
I don't know where I saw this or someone sent this to me.
I forget who exactly.
Check this out for a second.
I'm going to be on field.
Here we are in BP Petrol Station.
He's not letting me pay.
He's got to sign in with the QR code.
Right?
New South Wales.
This is Australia.
Trying to read what it says.
COVID.
So basically, the COVID passport to buy gasoline.
And he refuses to let him pay for it until he confirms his vaccination status.
He's requesting that I sign in before I can pay for my petrol.
That's it.
Are you going to let me pay or are you giving this to me for free?
Are you going to let me pay or are you giving this to me for free?
For law states, you must sign in.
That is the legal system.
This is ridiculous.
Sign in.
Alright, so you want me to bring cash from now on?
No, I don't want to bring cash.
You slamped down on the counter last time.
I did you a drive-up.
So are you giving me this petrol for free?
No, I'm not.
You're being recorded.
Everything you're saying, don't you?
You're being recorded as well.
Now, you know why I brought this clip up specifically?
Because I watched this and I was like, oh, I see what the problem is here.
This guy here behind the counter, the cashier, he's terrified.
He's afraid.
That's why he's acting this way and behaving this way.
He's not afraid of the customer.
He's afraid of the state.
He's afraid of what's going to happen to him if he doesn't follow the rules.
So who's really to blame here?
I mean, you can get mad at him if you want.
I would say that's, again, a waste of time and effort.
It's like not everybody can be an astronaut.
You know what I mean?
Guys trying to run his business and do his things.
And they shouldn't.
No one should support any of this.
And if everyone just said we're not fucking doing it, it wouldn't happen.
But, you know, that's not the world we live in.
We live in a world full of cheap people that will do what they're told.
So giving this guy a hard time and screwing with him, is that going to do anything?
Not really.
Videotaping this and shaming him, is it going to happen?
Not really.
Who implemented this policy?
Someone did.
Someone signed it off and decided this was going to be how things were done now.
That's the person that should have pressure put on to them because they caused this situation where now this guy, these two guys, these two guys are fighting each other now when the problem is neither of them.
The problem is the state.
It's the government has gone completely out of control.
And, right?
So his focus is wrong.
But anyway, let's finish this.
You're not letting me pay.
I am not stopping you from paying.
I'm just telling you.
You are stopping me from paying.
Please enable the amount that I've been charged.
If you pay, don't ever come back in the garage.
And I'll be making sure of that.
Spall fee, please.
You'll dance through tonight.
I don't consent to that either, but are you going to let me pay?
You will not be served as new fee.
Let me pay.
Otherwise, you're forcing me to use cash every time I make a transaction.
Are you going to let me pay for my transaction?
This is ridiculous.
You're stopping me.
You're now restricting me from paying.
Hey, that's not very nice.
Neither are you.
You're stopping me.
You're stopping me.
I get a $600 fine.
I get $6,000 fine.
Do you hear that?
You're going to get a $600 fine.
I'm going to get a $6,000 fine.
So why is he really doing this?
Is he doing it because he hates this guy?
He doesn't like this guy.
He wants to persecute.
He doesn't want to get fined $6,000 because the government said so.
So they're both victims.
And now they're both fighting each other.
And here we go again.
And they love it.
They're like, they don't care.
Do you notice that, you know, thou dost protest too much?
When they go to the homes of the people that actually made this policy, they freak out.
Because that's who's responsible.
Isn't it?
What else are they supposed to do?
That's exactly what they should do.
And in New Brunswick, you may remember, they've actually retracted the vaccine passports for grocery stores.
And I would, and oddly enough, I didn't realize that True North thinks this much of itself.
This is an odd take.
Strange.
But anyway, their own headline.
Well, what happened was they went back on it.
So now they're not letting vaccine passports for grocery stores in New Brunswick.
After a week of pretty interesting rhetoric, very sizable protest for the region, quite a lot of threats sent to the minister, people showing up at their homes and this kind of thing.
They put pressure on them.
It was like, are you out of your goddamn mind?
Do you want a fucking serious problem?
Because we'll give you one.
And they went, oh, well, okay, maybe not.
But for some reason, True North News believes that they somehow did this.
And they opened with, after sustained pressure by True North and its readers, the New Brunswick government has announced it no longer is allowing grocery store to buy.
What is going on with this thing?
Look, why?
Why is it like this?
Off?
On.
Why are you like this?
This light is useless.
It's already burned out?
Are you kidding me?
All right.
I guess we're doing it in the dark.
We're going dark.
Makes almost no difference because it's terrible though.
I don't even know what it's plugged into.
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
Let's just, whatever.
Just fight through it.
Stop commenting on your situation.
I'm talking to myself here.
It's a weird take.
I don't know why you guys are claiming victory on this, like that you somehow did it.
I'm pretty sure it was the efforts of the people of New Brunswick to go out and actually do these things.
You just reported on it.
I don't know.
Anyway, an option to allowing stores.
It's just a bad look, guys.
It's a bad look.
It doesn't.
An option allowing stores to sell groceries to ask patrons 12 and over for proof of vaccination instead of implementing distancing requirements is being removed from the province's mandatory order.
And why did that happen?
I'm sure it had nothing to do with this.
Health minister complains of hate mail over allowing grocery stores to allow vaccine passports.
Oh, you got to read hate mail?
Again, is this the health minister?
That's the health.
Oh, look, another obese old lady is a health minister.
It's wild.
What are the odds of that?
Days after reversing a decision that allowed stores to ban unvaccinated Canadians, New Brunswick health minister, Dorothy Shepard is saying some of the mails she received over the policy cross the line.
You tried to stop people from eating.
Like you tried to prevent them from eating food because they didn't want to join your needle cult.
And you think that you're the victim.
Is that real?
Yeah, this light is really bothering me.
I don't want to have to get up and deal with it.
It's like not even on.
What the fuck happened?
Thank God we've got...
It's okay.
And she says, I think I have a thick skin.
It doesn't change the fact some of these emails across.
Like, no, you don't have a thick skin.
You're lucky you have a skin.
You tried to starve people into compliance, you psychopath.
Oh, you didn't like what you saw in your email inbox.
Families in New Brunswick were terrified they weren't going to be able to feed their children because they exercised their very understandable and sane right to decline a medical procedure that they don't feel that they need.
And your response was to try to starve them into changing their minds.
But you don't like the mail that you got.
And you're the victim.
Let's read some of these examples.
One of the emails accused Shepard of literally causing people to starve to death this winter while another advisor to sleep with one eye open.
These are reasonable.
I would expect to read things like this if I were him.
People like you always get what's coming to you in other states.
Again, true.
When you become a tyrannical maniac that thinks you can dictate who can eat and who can't, it doesn't end well normally.
The writer goes on to wish Shepard a slow and painful death.
Well, I mean, hoping someone dies isn't illegal.
Shepard did not mention the number of emails she'd received in total, nor the proportion of the pushbacks she deemed legitimate.
None.
No government official thinks any pushback is ever legitimate because they're all miniature tyrants.
True North reached out to Shepard's office, but received no response.
Who's this?
Lawyer Andre Mamari with the Justice Center for Constitutional Freedoms told TrueNorth that the minister shouldn't be surprised with the reaction given what the policy has authorized.
I agreed.
Authorizing the potential denial of access to food is a reprehensible misuse of governmental authority.
The Justice Center publicly denounced the government's order because it is unconstitutional and should it have remained in place, it would have necessated legal proceedings.
People would have stolen food at gunpoint.
They would have done whatever.
I mean, you can't take food for people.
You're out of your mind.
You're crazy.
Honestly, as a person that worked, you're lucky nothing happened to you.
It's all I'm saying.
If I'd been in your office and you were like, I think I'm going to do this, I'd be like, don't fucking do that.
Well, I think we should ban them.
Somebody's going to murder you.
That's why.
Are you crazy?
There's like 750,000 people in this province.
It takes one, takes one person to go, I've had enough of the two years of abuse and the lying and the horse shit and all of the nonsense, and now you're going to take their food away.
There is definitely somebody who is this close to just going completely scrambled eggs, and you just gave them.
But hey, I'm just a security guy.
Don't listen to me.
I'm just going to sit here with my goat figurine and everything else.
Idiot.
You know, bananas that they think they could get away with something like that.
And odd that the True North News claims responsibility for getting this reversed.
No.
They reversed it because probably these conversations did happen.
I would not have been surprised if the RCMP or CSIS even warned these people that was like, there is a security threat in your area.
I'd consider not doing that for the sake of order and stability.
Can we do that?
And again, I just want to remind everyone, this is the health minister.
This is what she looks like, Dorothy Shepard.
This is the person who's the, this is the, listen to the experts, right?
That's the health expert.
She's about a meter wide, I'd say.
Expert.
Health expert.
Not a health advisor, an expert at health.
Like as far as people go in health, she's at the top.
She's the best at being healthy.
She knows more about being healthy than anybody else does.
And that's why she looks like that.
She's the minister of health.
She oversees all of the.
I guess I'm just old-fashioned in that I believe that someone, if someone's going to be in charge of a department, they should be qualified for that job in some respect and have some kind of, I mean, God, you're choosing your government, your cabinet ministers and whatever.
Who should be the health minister?
Oh, Dorothy.
Yeah.
Dorothy, who's three fists deep into a cheesecake.
Let's give it to her.
She'll know what to do.
She's definitely the person to make competent, well-thought-out research decisions.
Oh, I can only be so sarcastic before I just have to stop or I hurt myself.
Becomes a thing.
I'm going to scroll back.
I wish I could install a bookmark feature.
Mo Sislak says, look more like a purge situation.
Rocky says, my daughter's double vaxxed friends, family members all forced to get tested.
No sign of symptoms.
Poor kid tested positive, now excluded from double jabbed Christmas, been hanging here.
This week, he will be invited to ours.
He's not sick.
They are mentally ill.
Yes, they are.
Two shots, three shots, four shots.
Still sick.
The NHL, the NBA.
How many NHL games are canceled now?
How many teams can't play?
Quite a few.
The NBA, the NFL, all of them.
They're all vaccinated.
All of them.
And yet, like, just think for two seconds.
And like that idiot, was it even Kiefer Sutherland?
Maybe I'm being mean.
I thought it was him.
If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
I don't know.
It's not complicated.
He simply refuses to think for himself.
He doesn't have.
And what is the fear?
How weak are you of a human being?
How weak are you of a man that to consider thinking for yourself and disagreeing with the official, you know, seemingly popular opinion?
It's getting way closer to 50-50 now.
The boat's tilting the other way, if you know what I mean.
He can't even go, you know what?
I don't think that's correct.
I disagree.
He can't do that.
That's too scary for him.
So he refuses to even think about it.
He's not even going to contain it.
It's people smarter than me said the things.
So we should do that.
Otherwise, you're stupid.
No, see, what's supposed to happen is if someone disagrees, they go, I don't think I agree with what you're saying.
And you go, okay, well, what's the problem?
What's your issue?
What are your questions?
And then they raise those questions.
And then you should have sufficient answers to then they go, oh, well, yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Sorry.
They go, no, no problem.
There's no such thing as a stupid question.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Callahole Mentality?
Where'd that go?
That just kind of went away, huh?
Now there is such a thing as stupid questions.
In fact, asking any questions at all is simply wrong.
It's just not allowed.
I'm going to turn this off.
Maybe it needs to just power up or something.
This is really odd.
Why do you do this?
He's obsessed with the lights.
Well, I fucking paid for it and I want it to work.
Jesus, mother of God.
I don't know, whatever.
Right?
You can't even ask questions like, hey, can I see the...
What data?
Can I see the data?
Not for 75 years.
You're not allowed to see the Pfizer test data for 75 years.
What?
But is this really necessary?
Why are so many people sick?
Why is there record numbers, guys?
This is just a simple logical exercise.
Canada sets a new single-day record for infections.
Infections.
Again, no mention of hospitalizations, death, severity of the symptoms, anything.
Just little sticks coming up with the line on it.
We've had more of those than ever before.
Probably because you've terrorized people into doing it so much.
And I've seen Coca-Cola test positive.
I've seen a dead mouse test positive.
I've seen, it was a fruit.
Was it a cantaloupe or a kiwi or something test positive?
Anything.
Who knows?
How is it that this is now the record number?
There's more people infected than ever before, and that's why we need more vaccines that work awesome.
What?
Shouldn't they be basically dead?
Shouldn't there be less than ever?
Because 80 to 90% of the population has already participated in this nonsense.
Right?
Is that not like...
Hate speech.
Don't talk.
Medical and misinformation.
Banned.
Banned.
These aren't crazy opinions, guys.
This is just basic.
This is day one.
This is a grade three level question and answer period.
And they can't do it.
It's all going to work.
No one finds that strange?
I find it strange.
I think it should be the opposite.
I think less people than ever.
But because it just works.
It works so well.
You have no idea.
You have no idea.
And that's why your family can't come to Christmas.
Because it's, you know, from Dr. Fauci.
Dr. Fauci says.
And he's now telling you to exclude your own family.
Divide up your own family.
Your mother, your father, your children, whatever it is.
Your brother, your sister, your cousins.
Tell them not to show up because Omicron will find you because you're unvaccinated.
Well, the numbers don't make sense, though, do they?
Because the vast majority of people in hospital are actually already all stickly up.
Aren't they?
That scandal in Germany now.
I don't know how long this is.
I don't want to play the whole.
It's a little only a couple of minutes from Paul Watson, but the left-wing mayor of Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany, was claiming, I've heard this thrown around quite a lot in Saskatchewan, especially, that the unvaccinated represented 95% of COVID cases.
Well, actually, it turns out after a Senate investigation, the actual figure was 14%.
And there's riots all over Germany now.
And, you know, anyway, let's take it away, Paul.
Scandal in Germany where the left-wing mayor of Hamburg is facing calls for his resignation.
Peter Chencher is charged with deliberately misleading the public in order to scapegoat and discriminate against the unvaccinated.
Here's what happened.
Chencher gave a press conference back on November 16th, claiming that 95% of new corona cases were amongst the unjabbed.
He then used this figure to impose so-called 2G rules, which banned the unvaccinated from a long list of venues, including bars, cafes, restaurants, gyms, and cultural venues.
The same policy was then rolled out across the rest of the country and even led to unvaccinated Germans being banned from outdoor Christmas markets.
But you see, there was a slight problem with that 95% unvaccinated corona case figure.
It was completely incorrect.
Anna Elizabeth von Traumenfels-Frowein, a lawmaker for the Free Democratic Party, submitted an information request to the Hamburg Senate.
And it turns out that Chencher had been counting people whose vaccination status was unknown in the unvaccinated category, thereby vastly overstating the number of unvaccinated people who were infected with the virus.
As Remix highlights, actual data from week 45 when Chencher gave the press conference shows that 63.2% of patients infected with COVID-19 had an unknown vaccination status, 22.5% were vaccinated and 14.3% were unvaccinated.
Meaning that from a known number of just 14.3% of corona cases being unvaccinated, Chencher falsely inflated this figure to a whopping 95%.
Pretty big difference.
Responding to the scandal, Chencher told Build newspaper, quote, I regret it very much.
Before he went on to blame IT systems for the error.
FDP vice chairman and member of Germany's federal parliament, Wolfgang Kubicke, accuses Chencher of deliberately misleading the public.
It is unbelievable and a disaster for trust in the integrity of state action when a state government clearly presents manipulated figures, he said.
Mayor Chencher will have to explain himself to Parliament and should say why the Hamburg Senate considers it necessary to deceive its citizens with such tricks.
Trewan Felt Strowwein said Chencha was legally responsible for interfering with the fundamental rights of Germans.
Will this massive act of manipulation lead to the reversal of 2G policies that discriminate against the unjabbed in Germany?
No, not at all.
And now they're about to pass a mandatory vaccination law on top of it.
Yeah, I fixed it, by the way.
I plugged it into a different USB port and we're good to go.
Do you think that's happening anywhere else?
Do you think it's possible that the government is lying in other areas of the world?
Because the government doesn't lie, guys.
There's no evidence of that ever being the case.
I can never recall a time when a government lied.
Well, the numbers say and the figures say that based on the data, that's all they have to say.
Well, judging by the data, what data?
What are you talking about?
Only one person could sing at a time.
We're going to need a cancel Christmas primer and no children can go answer the things.
It was so insane.
It might as well.
As I was listening to it, I was just hearing the most absolutely insane cult.
None of this makes any logical sense whatsoever.
We're going to need to have to wear two masks when you're home with your children.
There will be absolutely no allowance of anyone to read books between the hours of 7 and 9 p.m.
And only magazines, no actual hardcover books, as we know that the surfaces carry the disease.
Only cold water can be used in bathtubs, but showers can use hot water, but not in a bathtub.
If you're filling a tub, it must be cold water.
When you're eating cheese, if it's cut vertically, that is fine, but horizontal slices will have to be on restriction until late.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
This is crazy.
What?
I dare if you.
Oh.
Oh.
I thought I was going to knee there for a second, but I didn't.
I'm just, I'm just, it's difficult to sit here and listen to an obese man who clearly, who confuses day surgery with elective surgery as if it's the same thing, and is supposedly not just a doctor, but the top doctor.
He's the chief medical officer, implying there are many medical officers.
Apparently, there are officers of medicine.
Now, not doctors, officers of medicine.
And he is the chief of all of the other officers, apparently some kind of apparatus of medical officers all over the country.
And he is their king.
He is the every time he talks.
It's fine.
I'm not going to...
It's never been harder to be a sane person than it is right now.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it much longer.
Said the man with the goat.
And the thing.
And the.
What?
You cope how you can.
You know what I mean?
Supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen.
That this is being allowed is supernatural.
This is supernatural levels of stupidity now.
*Sings* Did you see that?
*Sings*
Oh, God.
It got me right in the eye.
The ball fitted from the hat.
Oh, right in the audible.
I'm blind as a bat!
Suck it up.
You're okay.
I'm just going to not look at that eye for a while.
All I want for Christmas is my other eye back.
Aw, Cocaine Room Job says, That's a stop with a missile.
Don't be here for a great time.
The donator sacrifice will not be in vain.
This really burns.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Seriously, good god!
*music*
That wasn't uh, that wasn't, that wasn't gay.
That was, that was real.
I'm not joking right now.
That thing got me good.
Oh my god.
Right in the open eye, like whipped me with this.
How dare you, plaid Santa hat?
Who sent you?
My sister gave me this hat, but you know what?
I don't know who gave it to her.
I'm starting to think it was Caesis.
Oh, Lord.
Anyway, I'm just going to, we're just going to take a break from the hat for a little while.
It's apparently a very dangerous thing to have on your head.
Oh, my, it still hurts.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
This is like, you ever bang your elbow and it just goes, it just hums for like minutes.
You're like, is this seriously still going on?
Or like when you take a, you get like an ice cream headache or you have a cold drink and you threw a straw and you drink like a milkshake, you drank too fast, maybe.
And it's just stunning how long it still hurts.
Like, this is, you know.
Soon.
I mean, this has got to be over soon.
I'm not going to talk about it anymore.
I'm just going to complain in silence like a man.
If I'm making wild, I'm allowed to make stupid faces, and I'm going to, this is going to be hard to see for a little while.
Hell, Billy, the way she's doing her, well, not, yeah.
Cormack her says my wife can't listen to Justin Trudeau's voice at all.
If I'm reading these wrong, let me know, because I'm fucking blind now.
She seriously has a gag reflex.
How'd you find that out?
Shut up, Billy.
Billy doesn't like dirty jokes.
It's hilarious, but no guff.
The sound of that voice causes her to retch.
It hurts me.
Yeah, it is like nails on a chalkboard.
It's like getting a pom-pom in the eye from a whatever that thing's called.
That's how.
Oh my God.
I might have done permanent damage.
I might be blind.
Night Rider 3 says, Poll, who would support a GoFundMe for the frontline COVID worker casualty memorial cemetery?
That's a great idea.
I do need a pirate patch.
Oh, look, I'm like Jeremy Hots now.
This is awful.
It's nothing worse than a Santa hat.
I think you're having fun.
Hitching your own eye.
You know.
Oh, he was funny back in the day.
Dirtbag Welder, thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
It almost makes my eye not hurt as much.
Almost.
And he says, thank you, Rage.
Merry Christmas to you and everyone.
Keep on digging in.
Happy 201.
Thank you very much, sir.
Throw the hat in the boiler.
No.
James says, Merry Christmas, everyone.
Still holding the front lines.
Fuck, you make me.
Oh, my.
Hell, Billy.
Is my eye like red or what?
It really hurts.
Hell Billy Deluxe says, met a guy in my work travels today that, since he got the jabs, now gets baseball-sized hives all over, baseball-sized hives all over his body.
And is now on some strong steroids to keep them at bay.
Another victim on our side.
Yeah, there's going to be a lot more of those, and there's more and more of them every day.
They don't seem to understand that, or maybe they do, and they don't care.
Dave Davidson says it's so easy to manipulate people.
Their best trick to get more people to want to get vaccinated is to just show them fake numbers about the people already vaccinated.
Sheep will follow the movement.
They do the same trick every time.
But it's becoming less and less effective.
You can't keep going back to the same watering hole over and over again.
You're going to have to change something up here soon.
And that is Will Boog.
What is that?
That's Billy's girlfriend, I guess.
It's nothing serious.
They're not serious.
Is that Betty the Brick?
I don't know.
But he brought her.
They're just, I don't know.
It's not a serious thing.
It's just a casual, you know, he didn't want to come alone.
So he really wants to make sure everybody knows he's not gay for some reason.
I don't know.
I think it's a little over the top.
I think he's.
Anyway.
Tazaniko, how are you doing?
He says, have to try it unplugging and plugging it back in.
That is what I did with the light.
Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
And I plugged it into another port.
It works great.
Mary Boogmas.
You jolly minion claws.
Thanks, sir.
Hail Billy says, Dr. Fauci about to get an ouchie.
I would be worried.
PW says, hashtag every fucking one of them.
Scott Baker, thank you very much, sir.
He says, Rage Night and being in these chats is the only time I don't feel like I'm fist fighting the entire world all at once.
Thanks for this.
I need it too, man, or I'd go crazy.
It's just, I've been doing it for so long now.
It would be weird not to.
I don't know.
I'm stuck.
I'm trapped.
I'm stuck doing this now, probably forever.
Do they kill me?
What?
It's going to be soon?
Oh, good.
They're going to finish me off soon.
Knight Rider 3 says they changed the definition of a positive test.
Instead of three markers, Omicron needs only two.
Oh, good.
Which would previously have been a negative.
Test is now positive.
Hence the case is we are living in a clown world.
Yep.
Dan, the raging Canadian says, breathe into the bigot bag of hate.
I don't...
I think the bag is what caused this problem in the first place, wasn't it?
I got too fired up.
And I did.
I got too fired up, and I put my eye out just like the old witch told me what happened.
I should never have listened.
I should have listened.
Scott McLean says, could be worse.
Malgord had other types of balls swinging.
Bus full of nuns says, well, guys, we all know how rage handles balls.
And they're like, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Not a fan.
I'll put it that way.
Hail Billy says you only need one.
Been doing this for 35 years.
I'm just going to scroll up until the ball jokes are done.
No, there's another one.
There's another one.
There's another one.
Another one.
Anderson Paladin says that was made in China.
Bus full of nuns, balls in the...
I'm not reading it.
No, this is not the barracks.
Gary Schill says, if you had two masks and a shield, you would be safe.
If I had the face shield, that would never have happened.
You're right.
Liquid Boog, thank you very much.
Says somebody send Rage an eye patch with a slash on it.
I think I'm going to be okay, but I mean, I'm not sure.
I'm not positive.
We'll see how the recovery goes.
I'll keep you guys updated on rehab and all the rest of it.
I've suffered a grievous, serious injury here.
This is the first time I've ever been harmed doing this.
I guess this is a pretty dangerous job, you could say.
You don't know what's going to happen.
I nearly went blind for the cause.
What the fuck have you done?
What have you even done?
I almost went blind.
You're not blind, Ron Burgundy.
I am blind.
I baked an entire tray of pennies thinking they were cookies.
All right.
Here's the Anchorman 2. He's like eating ketchup, thinking it's something else.
And they're like, but didn't you taste how what part of being blind, don't you understand?
It's underrated.
It's pretty good.
Anchorman 2 is actually not bad.
Black Guy Bigot Harry says, Merry fuck, you make me Christmas right back at you.
Sovereign human, Merry Christmas.
There's a lot of these now.
Thanks for keeping us all sane in this dystopian nightmare of a world.
Hubby and I have been hanging out with some most excellent bigots in The Hammer.
I assume that's Hamilton, which is making life more bearable.
That's great to hear.
I like to see it.
And it's on its own now.
There doesn't really need to be much else done or said.
Like everybody's kind of doing their thing.
And, you know, people will find each other now.
It's away.
The fire has begun.
It's already begun to burn.
The fire is lit.
Gotham will burn.
Fuck, you make me deaf to stall.
Thank you very, very much.
Fire Pixie.
Greetings from Southern Daglon.
That is all.
Carry on, bigots.
Rainbow Frog, of course.
We've got to send my McGoes to Dawson.
Carrot SK.
This is a lot.
I got to hurry up here.
The new restriction in Alberta limit or reduce access to many places that were only accessed to the vaxed and cue coders only.
When will they catch on?
Happy Christmas to all.
Zabex, demise.
Man goes to war.
Come back intact.
Almost kills himself with a hat.
Dude, you know.
It reminded me of a really sad story, but I don't want to talk about it right now because it's...
Fuck, I don't want to be sad right now.
Hell Blue Deluxe says, wasn't a ball joke.
I only got one bloody eye.
He only has one eye.
See, now I'm a dickhead.
Just made fun of, you know, he's like, I literally actually only have one eye.
Stop complaining.
He's like, I wish I had another eye to get whatever this thing is popped into it.
Oh, he's sniffling.
He has COVID.
No, my nose got stuffed up from that.
That whole thing, this was an episode.
Apparently, I'm very fragile now.
I don't know what's going on.
Zodiac's perhaps a real definition of insanity is being the only sane one in a bunch listening to people talk or the news makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Aurora Borealis, vision disruptions are a symptom.
Go get your anal swab.
You first.
Sick, simpered fuctaris.
I'm trapped in a boog dungeon of emotion.
That is where I am.
Phillips disciples says, Odin lost an eye for wisdom, things to think on.
Ooh.
That's a good point.
I can see now.
I can see clearly now.
My eye still works.
That was horrible.
That was a terrible.
What were we even doing?
I'm so distracted now.
It doesn't usually happen, but it's happening now.
Anyway, we were talking about this kind of stuff.
Triple penetrated, or as we like to call airtight.
Four and a half times more likely to test positive for than the unvaccinated people.
It's a pandemic of the vaccinated.
Isn't that interesting?
According to the figures released by the United Kingdom government via the Office for National Statistics, people who are triple vaccinated are four and a half times more likely to test positive.
I wonder if their immune systems are suffering.
Kind of like all those doctors said that they would.
You know, all the ones you're not allowed to talk about.
The numbers also illustrate how the double vaccinated are two and a half, if the double vaccinated are 2.3 times more likely to be infected.
The data, which is summarized by the Daily Skeptics Will Jones in this article, which I can click on if I want to, but this is on Summit News.
Bolster's assertions that the Omicron variant is effective at evading vaccines.
Oh no.
UK scientists will today present evidence that the Omicron variant is milder than previous range, something health experts in South Africa have been saying for weeks.
They don't even listen.
They don't even care.
They just hear about a variant and they just say things.
They just say things and do things.
And, you know, the government gets away with whatever the hell it wants.
That's the problem.
It's a pretty big problem.
Um, that's not what I want.
Got that one.
Delete this.
Based Elon Musk.
We'll go to the, And here's another one.
I would have some questions.
Three polio vaccines in nine months, and then still got polio.
I'd have some serious questions.
Who wouldn't?
And, you know, hopefully people have detached from their cult-like following of this guy because it's really...
I'm just looking at.
It's Candace Owens or Donald Trump here.
In terms of big pharma, which is a huge topic on the minds of mothers, especially what's happening in the world.
Get the general vaccine nannies.
And obviously, I know that you are pro-vaccine.
Obviously, you did everything you could to get this vaccine out.
I know where you sit in the vaccine.
I think the greatest achievements.
We did it in the list.
To be able to do that.
But now it's taken a twist, right?
It's gotten, now we went from this Look at her girl.
This is a good thing, and people should have this option to military men, you're going to have to resign because you're not getting this vaccine.
Where do you stand on that?
Well, I stand on, forget about the mandates that people have to have their freedom, but at the same time, the vaccine is one of the greatest achievements of mankind.
We would have had a 1917, remember the Spanish flu killed perhaps 100 million people.
Actually, it ended the First World War because the soldiers were so.
A lot of people don't know that.
The soldiers got so sick.
Donald, that is.
Oh, my God.
Spanish flu did not end World War.
Did he just say World War II?
He didn't say that, did he?
Actually, it ended the First World War because the soldiers were so.
A lot of people don't know that.
The soldiers got so sick, it was a terrible thing.
There was no vaccines.
It would know anything.
I came up with a vaccine.
Yes, soldiers getting the Spanish flu ended the war.
Not the millions being killed.
Like tens of thousands of men were killed a day.
That was fine.
But what the?
How does he get away with saying, I mean, that vaccine with three vaccines all are very, very good.
Came up with three of them in less than nine months.
It was supposed to take five to 12 years.
And yet what people have died under.
Imagine if Trump was like trolling and he's like, they hate me so much.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to come out and talk about how much I love the vaccine.
And then they're going to be like, they're going to want to not take it because Trump loves it so much.
Could you imagine?
I'm pretty sure it's not happening because I think he is personally getting very wealthy on it.
So are a lot of people that I've heard some things, I've read some things, and it's, they're making money, guys.
COVID this year, by the way, under Joe Biden, then under you.
And more people took the vaccine this year.
So people are questioning how.
Oh, no, the vaccine worked, but some people aren't taking it.
The ones that get very sick and go to the hospital are the ones that don't take the vaccine.
But it's still their choice.
And if you take the vaccine, you're protected.
Look, the results of the vaccine are very good.
And if you do get it, it's a very minor form.
People aren't dying when they take the vaccine.
What about the masking of children?
They're not, huh?
People aren't.
Remember?
Oh, okay.
Well, Donald Trump said it, so it must be true, guys.
This is horrifying, but I'm going to show you right now.
It's beginning to look a lot like genocide everywhere you go.
Listen to what they said.
Your government wants you dead.
With booster jabs that last forevermore.
It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
With every care you take.
But the only thing you'll see if you're watching BBC is that the jabs all fake.
Boris has said that he'd rather you dead as soon as you possibly can.
If you don't comply, he'll give you a fine and drag you away in a bed.
He'll make sure you won't be spending Christmas with your head.
It's beginning to look a lad like genocide.
Every part is old.
But the nurses dance all day, while the doctors count their pain.
and there's no one there to take your call.
It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
They're jabbing kids in school.
But if you're out of luck, Big Pharma doesn't give a fuck.
The soul is full.
The soul is full.
Billy has said that he wants you all dead by jabbing the ship in your arm.
Roll up your sleeve and we'll make you believe that his shot will do you no harm.
We'll keep making poster shots until you buy the farm.
It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
When you turn on TV, they're dropping down like flies.
Cause the government lies one day we'll see These bastards swing The government lies one day we'll see See?
You fall off the horse, you get right back on.
Put the hat back on.
I don't care.
For the record, I don't, I'm not convinced that it's genocide.
I don't, I'm not convinced that is the scheme, the plan, or whatever.
Because we're just going to have to see.
However, I'm also not even remotely convinced.
In fact, I'm very much convinced the opposite.
That these are not safe to take.
Clearly.
You just watch the montage of people dropping dead all over the world, many of them athletes who should be statistically the least likely people to just collapse and have heart conditions and heart attacks and all the soccer players, the basketball players.
We've been talking about it and seeing it the whole time.
So never mind.
And the safety data, they won't show you and all this kind of stuff.
So I'm pretty convinced there's not a negligible risk there.
And considering the alternative is like, well, then you're going to have to deal with it.
I've already had, you know, gotten sick with whatever.
And I was fine in a day.
I'm fairly, I'm pretty healthy and I'm only 35. I don't have any reason to fear something that is barely able to kill 70-year-olds.
Right?
I mean, it's, I, I, yeah, I don't know.
I'm not taking experiment, you know, brand new, untested.
No, I'm not doing it.
I don't, I don't care.
I don't need to.
It's not necessary.
Those guys are going down.
I could too.
I run.
I like to exercise, lift weights and things.
Like, I'm going to go take that.
Maybe your heart fucking explodes.
I don't know.
Seems to be happening.
I don't recall this happening in the past.
I used to watch a lot of sports.
If someone just collapsed dead on a field, that would be an ESPN story.
TSN would open with that.
Now it's like they'll tell you the scores.
They'll tell you the games that are canceled.
And then here's it.
All right, coming up next to the TSN.
We got the Leafs of the Rangers at 8 p.m.
The Flames and Senators game has been postponed because everyone is having serious health problems and issues.
Testing positive for the disease are supposedly vaccinated against.
And after the hour, we're going to get an update on all the players who have died this year.
Suddenly, unexpectedly, not vaccine related, of course.
But as we know, Christmas tree syndrome is killing people.
We know that climate change is causing a lot of people's hearts to explode.
And freedom, too much freedom, as we've covered in previous broadcasts, is causing people to die.
The stress of having too much freedom is causing them to die.
These are all real things that they're trying to tell you, right?
Post-pandemic stress disorder is very hard on a lot of people.
That's right, Barbara.
Post-pandemic stress disorder.
Really, really serious, really dangerous.
People are, you know, the archers can't take it.
All right, coming up next, Leafs and the Rangers.
Wait, what?
What do you mean, a bunch of people?
What do you mean a bunch of athletes have died?
Are you kidding?
That's insane.
No, we're not going to talk about it.
It's just too crazy.
Oh, and by the way, just to highlight that these people aren't insane, because, I mean, they're not, right?
They're not, guys.
Here we are in the Rogers Center.
Actually, the Leafs are playing right now.
How many Rogers...
I'm sorry.
And he's owned by banks and shit.
Look at this wild, totally sane behavior.
This is the masked kiss camp.
Where people are kissing with masks on.
Are they real?
Are they coming?
Oh my goodness!
Congratulations!
You're our winner!
You have won two tickets to see right out of zero.
You're not a winner.
You already lost.
The moment you put a Trevor Linden jersey on your body, you should have been shot dead in the street.
No one should ever have let you walk that leave the house.
Trevor Linden.
You can also see us on Global News tomorrow.
And this woman is like, what is she, like, 27?
I barely remember who Trevor Linden is.
There's no fucking way this woman knows who it is.
And she's wearing the old vintage Canucks jerseys.
She's just one of these chicks.
It's like, I'm like, throw like one of the guys.
I like fucking a lot of sports.
I've got one of these, I've got one of the Vancouver Canucks jerseys.
The what?
Vancouver Canuck.
Do you even know who that is?
Do you even?
No.
She has no idea.
Boyfriend probably bought it for her.
Who knows, right?
Oh, the Mask Kiss Cam, everybody.
Everything's, this is the world we're in now.
This is what's happening now.
Oh, Lord.
Hank Bangor in Maine says, Merry Christmas to you, Rage, and all the beautiful bigots.
But that fire behind you hasn't flickered or changed in an hour.
Can you poke that thing or something?
Because it's tripping me out.
The fires of the burning circs are pure and constant.
How dare you question the efficacy of COVID- I don't know what you think you're doing, but I would not ask any more questions about her.
You're going to end up in there yourself.
Hell, Billy Deluxe says, the wife blames my vision problems for our marriage.
Blames my vision problems for our brain.
But you only have one eye.
So, dude, are you telling me she took an eye?
Did she take one of your eyes?
She's blaming the vision problems you have.
Basically, a Hail Billy Deluxe's wife took an eye from him.
Unless I'm reading it wrong, we're going to have to get an update maybe another time.
That's disturbing.
Don't take my other eye.
Night Rider 3, he glanced at another woman.
She just pulled it right out of his fucking head.
She's like, that's one.
He's like, oh, my God.
Like, in Kill Bill.
Yeah!
That's one.
Night Rider 3 says, how many unvaxed are waiting in their cars at a testing station?
Probably zero.
Probably exactly this many.
I hope.
R.N. Gizmus says he still doesn't realize they played him.
Donnie, you fail us all.
I think he doesn't care.
I think he's just there to make money.
I don't really.
Or maybe he does.
I don't.
Who the hell knows?
But it doesn't matter.
He's not anything.
He's not.
It doesn't matter.
We need to get on with your lives.
Does not want to boog but will.
Says, hey, look, he's done whining about his eye.
Shut up!
You didn't get...
I'm not...
Pfft.
I'm going to do it in a second.
A10 says, I feel like I'm on workup again.
Oh, God, that's not good.
Feathernot Dot, thank you, man.
Feathernot Dot says the greater achievement was somehow physically producing the millions of doses in the time frame.
Yes, that also is very peculiar, isn't it?
Just a lot of strange questions that simply can't be answered.
If you do the math, it seems almost impossible.
If you do the math, it is impossible.
Merry Christmas, brother.
They would have had to be producing vaccines for at least the last five years, around the clock, for five years.
How did you make billions of doses in this amount of time?
Because people did do the math with how many factories, how many companies, the speed at which they can be researched, developed, produced, administered, shipped.
It doesn't make sense unless you were sitting on a huge stockpile already.
And how is that possible for something that was only been discovered just in 2019?
And it wasn't even, and it was bat soup, you guys.
Oh, wait, it was a lab leak.
Remember, that was a conspiracy theory.
When this first happened, we're like, they did this on purpose.
This is a deployed.
No.
No, that would get you banned and deplatformed and your family would ridicule you and make funny because – No, guy.
No.
It's not what happened.
Okay.
It's fake news, okay?
You should pay attention to the real news.
Have you heard about the Trump Russia Gate thing?
Okay.
I watch CNN, bud.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, my goodness.
And in saying that, I had a little conversation with a friend of mine earlier, and I was trying to kind of touch on this Monday.
What day is it?
I don't know.
My eye is where I keep my sense of time, and it's horribly damaged now.
Monday.
That you can't win if you know you're going to have to swallow your pride to win here, guys.
And that's what's more important.
Do you want to win or do you not want to win?
A lot of people are figuring this out now, that they got played, they got tricked, they got fooled.
And as much as maybe some of you want to go, ha ha, idiot, I told you, I told you, that's not going to help anything.
And they're not going to want to, that's only going to scare them away more and make them hate you.
It takes more strength and, you know, maturity to just swallow that and, you know, let them humbly, you know, be like, yeah, so I think this might be a little bit fucked up.
Maybe, you know.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
And like this meme here says, I know you are this way because you were brainwashed.
I knew there's somebody deep down there inside that husk you call of mind.
I wish I knew how to bring you back.
And it's the sympathy.
It's the empathy that will encourage them to, you know, get out of circulon.
And as that happens, it just becomes a tidal wave of people that realize they got fucked over.
And then the people that did this will hang.
What's more important to you?
Your pride and your gloating and your ha, I was right and you're stupid.
Is that more important to you than winning the war?
I hope it's an obvious answer to you.
And, you know, who I was talking to as well is like, these are, you know, people, friends of mine, people I love that I had to, basically, our lives were set.
We were cut off because we didn't agree on this craziness.
And if you have an opportunity to bring those people back into your life in whatever, you know, capacity, then you should.
Keep in mind, they seem to have a weakness to fall for nonsense.
But I mean, you know, everybody comes along and figures things out at different paces, right?
Some people figure this shit out when they're 20. Other people not until they're 50. You know, it is what it is.
But if you don't leave the door open for them at least a little bit to let them back in and know that they're going to be accepted and, you know, treated the way that they should be, like as victims, because it is what they are.
They're not, you know, this is just going to continue because that divide is what's causing this to continue.
Their successful efforts to pit everybody against each other is what's dragging, is this what's really dragging this out?
Once everyone understands that the real enemy and the real culprit here is the state, the media, and their financiers, and they're, you know, these scheming, plotting, scumbag billionaires and these pharmaceutical companies, all that, they know exactly what they're doing.
The politicians have a pretty good idea, but don't really care.
They're just too afraid.
And, you know, like the cashier guy at the store, right?
He's afraid, doesn't want to buck the narrative or whatever because he's going to get fined $6,000.
The stakes are higher for politicians and stuff, right?
Because it's going to be a lot more than $6,000 on the line if they step into the train tracks.
They might get killed.
They don't know.
But I don't have sympathy for those people because the guy just wanted to run his gas station.
He didn't put his hand up and say, Hey, I should be in charge of all the things.
You should vote for me so I can be in charge of everything.
So they gave you that responsibility and that trust.
And what did you do with it?
That's not the time to be a coward and not ask questions.
It's the exact opposite of that time.
And you fucking failed miserably.
And because you failed miserably, you see that montage we just saw?
All kinds of people have died.
People will continue to die.
You know, whatever the numbers are, it's not like everybody that takes this is dead right away, but there's a lot of people with heart conditions, a lot of people with blood clotting and strokes and bell palsy and all this stuff.
People are just dropping.
You're right.
This all could have been avoided.
This all could have been dealt with in a much more sane manner.
But it's too hard for you.
I don't care.
You're not a victim.
See, that's the difference.
A guy running to trying to run his business and live his life, he's, you know, they shouldn't support this, but he is basically a victim of abuse.
Politicians are not victims.
Journalists are not victims.
Because they signed up to do that job.
Journalists, you're supposed to tell the truth, and you're not doing it.
You're being paid, actively encouraged to not talk to certain people, ask certain questions.
That's not journalism.
It's propaganda.
You should know that.
That's your fault.
Fuck you.
Politicians, same thing.
You're supposed to be the leader.
You're supposed to be the, you know, and you're not.
You're looking out for number one.
You're looking out for yourself.
So that's why I'm willing to swallow my pride and my, you know, you know, it's not, that, that's not nearly as important to me.
Me being, you know, gloating and making fun of people.
I don't, I don't care for that.
I don't, that doesn't do anything for me.
That doesn't help me.
That doesn't help me secure a better future for my children at all, in any shape or form at all.
Swallowing that childish propensity or urge to make fun of people and act like I'm better than them or smarter than them and craftier than them.
Swallow that down and let that just sit.
Think it fine, feel it fine, but you don't have to say it.
Be a grown man, be a man, be an adult.
And when that break starts to happen and you go, oh, fuck, there might be somebody in there still.
That's potentially somebody else.
And then you'd pull them out.
Now they're on our side and that's one less for them.
And then they're going to go, oh my God, like, are you guys right?
Like, what is happening?
This shit isn't working.
Like, that's right.
Well, what's really going on here?
Well, here's what we think is going on.
Oh, my God.
That's awful.
Yes.
And who's responsible for this?
And what are we going to do about it?
Well, these are questions I can't wait to talk about.
Little finger dog, if you don't give a fuck I think the devil's swallow away every single thing I've seen Little finger dog, if you don't give a fuck You think you're changing anything, question everything The world is a shit if your children are fucked The ones you think are you around for your blood When the lines are bad, I'm washed out with stank But what exactly do you think you're gonna do?
United will fail, divided will fall We're falling or made in the world Windsor 519 says 60 times increase in athletes dropping on sports fields is just a fluke according to Twitter, just a fluke, just a bad year, it's climate change CRJ says, Carrie Price is my daddy, yeah yeah Hell Billy Deluxe says, she thinks I can't see her, so she's always beautiful, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, love, you're blind?
your wife is always hot, right?
That was her plan.
Jesus Christ.
You have a strange relationship, sir.
I played fucking fucking football.
And I never wore another man's name on my back, and I never will.
What's wrong with all these puck football homos in their jerseys?
Now we know, don't we?
We need full revolution.
No war without blood.
Dude, tread because I buy you a beer, but bars are clearly too dangerous because of the cream shit.
So this crisp, digital $11 bill, we'll have to do.
There are no brakes on this train.
There's not.
You can only go faster.
Just accelerate.
We're coming over to the cliff now.
We're going to go in faster.
Accelerate.
Go faster.
Maybe we can jump it.
Right?
Todd Salerno says, paramedics, wheel in a woman struggling for breath.
Doctor, what's wrong?
Paramedic says vaccine reaction.
Doctor says, how the hell do you know?
And the paramedic says, because I just brought her from the fucking pharmacy.
That's another thing.
Derek interviewed a guy.
What was his name now?
Fuck, I can't remember now.
Jesus.
And he's like, now I'm getting contacted by all kinds of doctors because no one will let them talk.
No one will let these doctors speak to you.
And what's actually going on, according to many of these doctors now we're all hearing from, is that it's the College of or the Collegiate.
Basically the governing body that issues and can sanction takeaway licenses, licensing of doctors is threatening to these guys.
If they go out of line, it's gone.
Your license is gone.
College of Physicians, right?
So they don't want to.
They are literally going to lose their job, their license, and they're done being a doctor, which is not an easy job to get.
It takes quite a long time of education and student loan debt.
You can't just replace that.
Just go to Walmart.
Just go work at Starbucks.
It's fine.
Go get a job washing cars.
Right?
So they're too afraid to.
Some of them try to sneak it out there.
Garretch Shells is about as useful as the Bar Association, right?
It's like a union.
So the College of Physicians is who we should be putting pressure on, man.
Because the individual doctors are handcuffed, gagged by these people.
So you just go up the chain.
Like, pretend you're a cop, right?
Pretend you're an investigator of some kind.
And your job is to is to find Pablo.
I'm going to get Pablo Escobar, a motherfucker.
Phil would love to do it because they were competing at one time.
You don't grab a hold of the street dealer and then shoot him in the face and go, I win.
That doesn't make any sense.
And he can be replaced tomorrow.
There'll be another guy with his gig literally the same day.
You could kill all the street dealers, and by the end of the week, there's a new guy ready to take that spot already.
And you got to go up the next level.
Well, somebody's distributing to all these street dealers.
You can get them.
And it's like, well, that's better, but it's still not going to end the operation.
You got to go all the way.
You got to go to the source.
Where is this coming from?
What is the operating, and you know, that's much higher up the ladder.
If you can get a hold of those people, put pressure on them to stop doing what they're doing or get them to change their mind or get them to tell the goddamn truth at least.
Well, now we're getting somewhere.
So, I mean, it sucks and it's irritating these people, you know, these business owners and stuff.
And I'm not going to support them, right?
But I'm also not going to go argue with them and give them grief and fuck with them because it's, I mean, really, what is that going to do?
It's not going to do anything.
You want to get a viral video, I guess, if that's what your goal in life is.
But I don't really see the point in that.
All these businesses, well, I have to or I'll be fined.
Who's going to?
That's what you should have said.
Who's going to find you?
You'll be fined $6,000?
Yeah.
From who?
From these people.
Okay.
Let's go talk to them.
Right?
Well, we have to find them.
Why do you have to find them?
Well, because these people told me I had to.
Okay.
Then you go to them.
Why are you telling people you're going to find them?
And then, you know, uh oh.
The higher up the chain of accountability you go, the excuses become less and less and less and less.
And eventually, once you get to a certain stage, there is no more excuses.
There's none.
You're just fucking guilty.
You're just guilty.
And that's what they don't want people to do.
They want people to, you know, fight with the common man and the petty people on the street, blame the cops, blame the shop owner, blame, you know, when it, like, we all just, would you just leave us alone?
Who's really making the moves here?
Up there, up the mountain, up the ladder, where the king lives with all his money and all his court gestures and all his pals.
Shawnee Dan, how are you, brother?
It's been a while.
He says, wishing you and the bigots a wonderful Christmas.
Thanks for everything you do and for helping to bring people together.
Our ranks grow every day.
That is great.
You know, this is our third Christmas, I think, isn't it?
Something like that, guys?
Is this the third one I've done?
The third Christmas, you know, I'm not going to, there's another one.
Friday is Christmas Eve.
I'm not going to be streaming that day.
I have three young children who are very much looking forward to Christmas and Christmas Eve.
And so obviously, obviously, I hope I don't need to explain.
Obviously.
I'm looking forward to it.
And you should too if you've got anything.
And if you don't have anybody, then find somebody.
You know?
And you know what?
And I know there's people out there that don't.
They just are like, fuck, I'm literally by myself on Christmas.
You're probably not the only one.
And this community is literally big enough now that, you know?
There's definitely more out there.
And why don't you guys hang out?
If you're too far to hang out, video chat each other.
Just anything, anything is better than just sitting there by yourself, sucking back a bottle of Bailey's and staring out the window at the neighbor kids playing with their parents, you know?
Don't do that.
I guarantee there's people.
You know, maybe we should set something up or find something that like, hey, for all the loses.
I'm kidding.
You know, people that, you know, there's definitely some of you guys out there, right?
Like, why don't you get a group call going?
Sit around and, you know, just have a, this will get a Telegram page, set it up, go hang out in there, turn it on, and just hang out in there all fucking day.
Day drink with these people and talk about, talk about how, you know, shitty fucking, I'm sitting here by myself in this goddamn apartment, blah, blah, blah.
That's, to me, I would way rather do that than sit there and stare at the window and be depressed and sad that I got nobody.
Because, I mean, that's a great thing.
You know, use it, use it for, use it for good.
Use the evil for good that we have all this technology and so much reach to human, you need human connection and human contact.
You don't have it.
It's not good for your brain or your soul.
So, yes, it does get bigger every day.
Thanks, Dan.
And anyway, we're all with you.
We're all behind you.
We don't want to lose any of you.
We'd hate to have to deal with that or see that, right?
I've also noticed that I'm not going to go there.
It doesn't matter.
I don't want to jinx it.
So I'm not even going to say that.
Liquid Boog says maybe a Christmas movie.
Die Hard on the bigot carnival on television.
Right.
So there's Telegram channels.
If you don't know, where is it?
It's down here, I think, somewhere.
But it's hard for other people to find the groups.
There's a pinned message.
There's a good start for you.
There's a pinned message on my Telegram page where there's all kinds of regional groups and stuff you can get into.
Maybe I should add a couple more.
Bigot Carnival.
I should add that one maybe on there.
And, you know, just go pop in there and be like, hey, where is everybody?
And you can do that.
Something to do.
Something to do.
Sometimes they watch movies in there together, right?
It's something to do.
East Coast Canadian, what's up, brother?
He says, I have the Christmas movie tomorrow.
A pure-blooded Christmas carol.
So tomorrow, East Coast Canadian, it's Thursday, right?
Every Thursday, pretty much.
Super conspiracy Thursday.
Wait.
I haven't done this in a while, and these guys deserve one I think for sure for sure they do a couple of my friends here that do this which which which one do we want here divided
by communist nonsense confusing where even the genders are unknown how many fucking genders are there now 75 Murray don't swear in front of the kids well I'm fucking saying just saying Irene Murray cults with copes
with indigenous cigarettes Phil Brown laughs his way into madness and this Thursday and every Thursday listen we're just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on doesn't make any
fucking sense we're tinfoil hats literally on the internet talk about all the things you're not supposed to talk about East Coast Canadian on Thursdays on super conspiracy Thursday YouTube It's
action-backed.
I can't fucking do this sober boys.
This Christmas, if you don't have Tinfoil, the government will read your mind.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot*
Rated R because Phil has his channel taken down for nudity once.
What was it?
It was like a calendar in the back that had like a swimsuit calendar or something.
And they're like, porn, take it down.
Anyway, go check those guys out.
Love you guys.
Hope you're doing well.
That was long overdue.
I think I didn't even nude.
All right.
Cam as Gee says, t.me slash bigots carnival is on the list.
It is?
Well, geez, I don't know, man.
How blind are you?
50%, Cam.
I'm just faking it now.
I'm just trying to get over the fact that I can't see out of my left eye anymore.
Aluminum is not tinfoil.
Don't get particular with me.
Jeez, Hugo.
Frank, freak off.
Sergeant Bear says the Maine and New Hampshire bigots are working on meeting up in around the holidays.
If any interested, anyone's interested in the American Bigots Telegram for details.
Maine and New Hampshire, look, we're spreading now.
Cam is key says, wait, it's on the ferryman's list.
Well, see, oh, well, who's yeah.
Oh, who's stupid now?
Who's stupid now, you stupid and more.
That's what you get.
Oh, where'd I go?
I fucked it up.
Oh, I'm so stupid.
Learning for life says, what news?
Yes.
Oh, I didn't add what news.
I didn't get that in the trailer.
That's Murray's catchphrase.
What news?
Climate change causes your heart to explode.
What news?
What news?
Merck306, where's the coat?
We need an unsolved big.
Oh, it's upstairs.
I had to wait.
I was down here working on something one night and it got so cold I put the fucking coat on.
Oh, I do have it, though.
It's upstairs.
I gotta wash it.
There's a number of beer things on that.
But you gotta give the people what they want.
You gotta do it every once in a while.
You gotta ask.
You can sense it from the ground.
There's a reason.
Something that they want.
And they're never gonna stop ever.
Not ever before they get what they came for.
Don't give it to them.
They'll pull your eye out of your head, out of your face.
Right now they want it.
They want Phil.
They don't want Phil Brown.
They don't want Phil the goat.
They want Phil and Selmo.
Just give it to them.
Merry Christmas.
I'm gonna take your fucking eye out of your head.
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
You guys think I don't see what you're saying in there?
Shoot out, spread fear within the night See me down as you say, or toss the wheel Spread the word throughout the land they say Bad guys, we're black We're trapped, you can't turn back You see us coming You're all
together, but for color We'll take it over this time Here it's all, it's for you, God And you better listen, well, my friend You see, it's back now, down below Aim at you, and the colors are down Camus Key says, Diehard Christmas Eve, 8 p.m.
Eastern.
T.E.S.
Let's pick a carnival.
Please add it to the list.
Fine, remind me after.
Don't you dare say I'm muted You guys torment me so much.
I literally had a dream where I this I shouldn't have said anything because now you're just gonna make it worse I had a dream I was doing this and I was muted for like an insane amount of time and I was so fucking mad like an hour an hour and for whatever reason I didn't notice and I was like did I just talk for an hour and it I was like never mind I never never mind and I just turned it all off and
I was like get out of my brain you've got no right you people I think I should be yeah at least Dewey says it was a night it was a nightmare these are the nightmares I have what a stupid thing to have a nightmare about there's people in like Egypt that are like I hope we have food you know in Yemen it's like I hope they have I hope I heavily hope the Ahzelis do not bomb my house so
many of my brothers and sisters have been killed by Israel I hope that tonight I do not dream that the mother is killed and I'm like I dreamed I didn't have a mute button turned off right I was so awful and scary the comfort of your life angers me I'm sorry Mahmoud it's just I'm dealing with what I'm dealing with all right I sympathize I don't want you to be bombed into oblivion in Yemen either
at least I'm talking about it hey at least I'm talking about it right people know about it because Mahmoud no one would even fucking knew who you were if it wasn't for me so why don't you just be grateful there is that white privilege again do you want to fucking do you want to fight me do you want do you want to fight me I will hold you down by that beard and I will make you suck my thumb and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it all right you're six foot six well that changes things a
little bit I didn't know that that you're quite that's a that you're a big size for a person from that part of the world that's traditionally undernourished and afraid and bummed and at war constantly forever I didn't know that but still I'm cut to commercial I'm overusing that fucking Gary says we have any Muslims in here there's a few there's a couple Muslim guys around you know as long as they're based as long as they're on
team fucking end globo homo I don't give a I don't give a fruity flippity flappity fit right I was just trying to say it in a more creative way but it is what it is Lakewood Boog says I do what I want I don't know whether that has to do with anything I don't why you're yelling at me Jerusalem's crosses as my grandma would say we tease you because we love you all right
fine I guess I suppose we can do that what are we doing now all right just making sure nobody's missing anybody on rumble how you guys over there how you doing over there I don't even know how many oh okay where are we going next can't see the time there we go we got an hour to go where to go now let me search my brain
all right I'm gonna save that for the end um I'm really lazy some people uh that do this kind of I guess it's a job I don't I mean this is what I do so whatever call it whatever you want some people put a lot of effort into it there there's there's like a script I have a lot of respect for like what Henrik and Lana do at Red Ice I've worked with him a couple of times and he does like dude he's got it fucking organized
to fuck he's got it all you know each fucking his story schedule is pretty tight and he's got you know he's got a you know what's the Google Drive thing you can see it and edit it and add things in and it's old man the guy's not screwing around I pretty much am like um I'll have like one or maybe two thoughts I feel like I should say and the rest is like I'll figure out when I get there I'm like the babe ruth of like this and not that I'm good at it I'm like I just show up I'm fat like I don't even
try I'm not even gonna try to be in shape I'm just there and they're like oh well you know you could be a lot better I'm like oh I know I know I just but you know babe ruth I'm drunk a lot so it is what it is well if you want if you want me to be more like Kobe Bryant well why don't you be more like Kobe Bryant I've got a goat figurine my and you know what this is the first time that Billy hasn't been crying to me and yelling at me you know all these people
around there's women everywhere where's mine why I can't get one well finally you know they're having a nice time Azora Wayne's been quiet this whole time she's got a this there's something going on back there I don't want to I'm just gonna can you still see them I don't want to yeah I just want to make it this is this is a kid show I don't want you to see brick porn you know this weird stuff going on over there anyway
I don't know what I'm talking about um boreal lemon tree farmer that's a specifically odd I don't know if that's even a thing Merry Christmas Jeremy and all the bigots everywhere thank you very much sir Polly Booging says you've stopped the cowboys from taking over a town for now you can't keep us at bay with Pantera forever coach coach coach coach I don't have I'd have to go get it and it's like do I have to oh no you don't
know I'm not I'm not I'm not a slut for these I'm not doing whatever you want because you sent me.
No!
No, Anderson.
This is Christmas.
All right?
Not.
You know, throw a shekel and make the monkey dance time.
You jerks.
We got other things to talk about that are more important.
Like, uh.
You guys heard of Krun?
This doesn't matter.
What's this one?
Got that one.
That's insane.
This is insane also.
And this is where I was worried it would go.
I don't know how close we are to this in Canada.
I don't know.
But Austria has gone fully insane.
And there's a guy that listens to this who's from Austria.
He's from Canada, but he's been living in Austria for quite some time.
And I've been talking back and forth with him a bit over email.
And I would like to talk, I would like to hear about what's it like?
What's going on over there?
Pretty messed up.
Maybe one of these daytime ones I like to do.
House risks, you know?
I still got to get a hold of Pat.
I've got a lot to do.
Let's see.
Austria is hiring people to hunt down the unvaccinated.
Yes, they are.
In light of the decision to impose fines in jail, people are going to go to jail for not being vaccinated.
You know, the ultimate fear that we'll just make it the law.
That if you don't get it, we'll put you in prison.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
Maybe I should say this for more towards the end because that's kind of where I was really going with that earlier.
You know what, I will.
I just, yeah, we'll do that later.
It's pretty mental.
How fat is Doug Ford, though, really?
Like, I'm not kidding at all when I say that, like, I can't stop looking at his face.
Gullet?
Is it a gullet?
Bobby Juan Kenobi, thank you very much on Rumble.
He says, for those about to boog, we salute you.
I can't stop looking at it.
When he talks, I look at his face, but then my eyes always drift down.
Like he's got a spectacular set of, you know.
Like I just, I got it.
Jesus.
Wow.
His, his, it's like an inflated balloon.
It's like it's talking to me.
I can't not look at it.
Look, look at it now.
Look at it right now.
And tell me you can't look at anything else other than that gelatinous.
I think it's called a gullet.
Look at it bounce around.
He needs like a brassier for his neck.
He needs some kind of device or apparatus to keep all of this excess flesh from like just doing what it's doing.
You know, it's very distracting.
That being said, I'm going to listen to whatever he has to say.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, Dennis.
Dennis brought the coat for me.
Oh.
Now we have.
Oh, damn it.
I don't want to get jet launch.
You guys are lucky, you know?
Or very unlucky.
Now, the fact that you're here listening to me on purpose, you've chosen this.
You're not lucky.
You're very unlucky, actually.
Dennis.
Or Stacy, whatever.
Where is it?
All right.
So, I mean, Doug Ford's neck.
I mean, it just lined up perfectly.
It just happened.
Look at that.
Look at it.
Don't you love it when a Where's Greg R. Kid?
Is he out there?
Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?
*music*
During the pandemic in Canada, I'm not sure if I can do it.
led many to wonder, was his weight gain and shortage of dairy, fat, cholesterol and otherwise fattening products related, correlated?
Could it be possible that Doug Ford was eating an entire province, which comprises over half of the country of Canada almost, eating almost all of the dairy products to himself?
Could it be possible that every butter, stick, tub and even those little tiny ones you open in a restaurant could all belong to Doug Ford?
Tonight we will examine the gullet, its origins, what it means.
And what it could do to us in the future.
What will happen to the button for the button?
What will this plan be?
when that butter runs out.
We can only quiver in fear at tonight's unsolved mystery.
If you have any information on the whereabouts or location of any dairy products, especially butter-related, please call 1-888-UNSOLVEGTRIES.
Perhaps you are the key to unlocking this unsolved mystery.
There, are you happy now?
Goddamn Christmas making me.
I'm going to keep wearing this.
It's cold.
It's cold down here.
Don't carry.
Don't hit your eye out.
Shut up.
The dairy cartel.
he is.
He's part of it.
There's no other explanation.
Oh, my goodness.
Camuskee says mortarinmortar.com.
I'm not even going to, I don't even ask.
Hellby Deluxe says it's a waddle under Butternut Ford's chip.
A waddle?
I'm going with gullet.
It just sounds gross.
It sounds grosser.
Waddle does sound gross as well.
Crisby says, Merry Christmas to you.
I was going to try and send some Christmas booze, but I realized I have no idea where the new bunker is.
What's your upcoming schedule?
Are you off next week?
Friday, I'm not doing anything Friday.
Monday's iffy.
Probably Wednesday.
So a week-ish.
I'll say a week.
Maybe Monday, Wednesday, probably for sure.
And then we'll continue on into the next year.
I love the meme where it's like 2022.
It's not 2022.
It's 2022.
Like 20 also.
We're doing 2020 again.
We're going to do it all again.
Every last two years, we're going to do it all over again.
Continuing.
The Boogan Blue Taco says, Jamma the Cirque.
Nice.
Well played.
AKA Butterball, Douglas Ford.
Hail Billy Deluxe says, this tells me that Rage's mom is watching.
It wasn't my mom, I promise.
But yes, they do watch the show.
Johnson Triple Six says, Merry Christmas, sir.
What you say about not gloating at the vaxed ones when they start to open their eyes and ears, the reality of the lies is essential for us to all move forward to strengthen numbers thanks.
Exactly.
Like, do you want to win or do you not want to?
It's just, you got to adapt and change as the circumstances change.
And it is changing.
People are getting angrier than ever.
Again, and what I didn't mention earlier, I mean, as hilarious as that live stream was, it was a Nova Scotia press conference about the cases and the whole, and all of the crap, right?
And the dirt sing, and, you know, everybody makes sure your butter goes to Ontario and all just stupid nonsense.
What they don't tell you is that that chat box was on fire with hatred.
Like, people were so mad.
It was crazy.
It was like, I'd say 90% super negative comments towards the premier, towards Strang, the doctor, towards everybody.
There was 25,000 people in the chat.
Probably, it's always a fraction of the people watching actually are chatting, but it was overwhelmingly bad.
And it wasn't like a brigading thing.
It wasn't like a raid.
It wasn't like, oh, that was just a bunch of organized trolling.
It was just, they're too dumb to turn it off.
They didn't realize that it was on.
They couldn't figure out how to turn it off.
It was pretty funny.
And they eventually did get the chat turned off and disabled.
So you can't even go back and watch what was said, but it was pretty bad.
It was real interesting.
And this was just people taking advantage of like, oh, my God, they can hear us.
And they freaked out.
Why do you think they disable all the comments on Facebook?
Why do you think they disable the thumbs down feature?
Why do you think they disable all of these things so you can't have your voice heard?
Because then they can't control the perception.
And the perception needs to be that the majority agrees with the government.
The majority agrees with the state.
But it doesn't.
If it did, why shut it down?
If there wasn't an incredibly huge minority, and at this stage, I'm willing to bet it's a majority of people that are like, I've had enough of this, including the vaccinated people, because, again, a lot of the comments I was seeing was, I've already done two of these.
Now I have to get a fucking third one.
Are you insane?
I am not doing this.
Go fuck yourself.
That was basically the reaction.
Imagine if that was in every comment section everywhere all the time and anyone that was on the fence or unsure or just had no idea clicked that and went, whoa.
Yeah, people aren't, oh, 500 thumbs up and 16,000 thumbs down.
Interesting.
What does that do to public perception?
And obviously not good for them.
So they just deleted it.
They just shut it down.
They just don't show you what it is at all anymore.
Isn't that nice?
Because they're honest and transparent, right?
They've got to protect people's feelings.
They started doing this last year with CBC, if you remember, because their journalists were, they were getting PTSD, they were saying, because the comments were too mean.
Because it's like, well, you'll keep lying to people, and that's what's going to happen.
So maybe stop lying and people won't be so angry at you.
The attitudes are definitely shifting, and we need to take advantage of that and welcome these people back to sanity.
Hope that they are healthy and remain healthy.
And I mean, the damage is done, right?
You can never uninject yourself, can you?
But, you know, if they're better late than never, as the saying goes, does not want to boog, but Will says, dance, monkey, dance.
The things I do for $3.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much.
Chelsea says, buddy, I used to bartend was Scotty McNutt.
Canceled his holiday visit to Nova Scotia because he thinks he is doing the right thing by not going to infect anyone.
Cirque.
Who's Scotty McNutt?
I don't know who that is, but he is a cirque.
Infect anyone.
Shut the hell up.
Hell Billy Deluxe.
Omicron's going to get you, buddy.
No, it's not.
It's not going to get anyone.
Relax.
Hail Billy Deluxe's wife is off to work.
Just me and the hound fucking around.
Oh, she missed it.
She's working.
You'll have to tell her about it.
We're now both, we're both blind.
I can't see out of my left eye or here out of my left ear.
I'm like Too-Faced from Batman now.
Except he had both eyes, didn't he?
But one's all like burned up.
Yeah, it's not quite the same thing.
Then there's this.
This is just Germany.
Like I said, it came out that like, oh, okay, I'm sorry.
Apparently, it has come that the state has been lying to you about the numbers quite significantly, it would appear, to the degree of a factor of 10, at least.
I know we told you that there was 95% of the occupants in the hospital were unvaccinated, when in reality it was 14%.
And all of the restrictions and stress and things we've been doing to use the public is completely unnecessary.
So we are very sorry.
Estude me lied.
Is it we are good, yeah?
Everything is okay?
What?
Yeah, and that was the police being overwhelmed by protesters.
They completely shoved them out of the way, and there's more.
That's just one of them.
Here's another one.
Everything's definitely not okay in Germany.
All right.
Just give up, please.
It's over.
It's over.
You lost.
It's over.
It's over.
right up against the royal You see, now it's the population pushing the police away and hurting them up against the wall.
And they're entirely at their mercy.
They're like, well, you better fucking, you better fucking chill, dude.
You're outnumbered like 50 to 1. If they just fully lose their shit and decide they're going to kill you, they can.
And there's nothing you can do about that.
Do you understand the serious danger that you're in?
This is what you get.
You've been supporting a tyrannical regime this whole time.
I don't know.
And, you know, I don't know.
I'm just watching.
This was Doug Ford's house, apparently, speaking of the Butterman.
Can you guys explain to us what the tickets are for?
For standing here, standing up for the children.
You guys are going to give us tickets?
Are you going to arrest us all?
Six years?
Oh, Sixias.
Are you going to arrest everybody?
I love the nervous body language of this cop.
It's such a tell, bro.
I'm just telling you right now, you're not inspiring confidence.
If I saw that from the crowd, I'd be like, let's go.
He just submitted.
What's this guy?
Right here with my mouse.
He's going to do the casual, like, I'm so not bothered by what's going on.
I'm just like rocking back and forth on my feet, you know, kind of like, do, do, do, do.
Like he's waiting in line for a fucking hot dog and there's not an angry mob in his face.
And he does this because he's trying to tell you and himself that he's not nearly as fucking scared as he is.
You're going to arrest us all?
Six years?
All six years?
Are you going to arrest everybody?
You can't even say anything, right?
Shame on you guys.
We pay taxes that pay you guys to treat us like this.
That's the real thing, right?
Big bad behind your masks.
Do you know the reason why this is like the way it is here in Canada?
Because you call it a lot.
Not quite the same as the hockey games that were happening outside of Doug Ford's house a few months ago, is it?
Things seem to be escalating almost like I told you it would.
Almost like if I said you didn't stop what you're doing and you keep, they're going to get angrier and angrier.
There's going to be more of them and more of them and they're going to eventually you're oh like again this is my advice as a as a you know amateur security analyst you know if they don't stop what they're doing somebody is going to get killed for Doug Ford are you fucking kidding me like are you really you will you're gonna lay your you're gonna put your life on the line for
this guy like dude what next what next what what are they gonna do next they protest you didn't listen then they started protesting at your house you didn't listen they're playing their hockey games and stuff now there's an angry mob outside your house still not listening oh you yahoo's mute buddy you better out there and then he's throwing these cops in the way and they're gonna bear the brunt of whatever the fuck happens you know not doug ford because doug ford's too important doug i mean that's doug ford he has a lot of butter
to think about he has got a lot of butter to take care of you and your family and your children don't matter you're just a stupid cop this is doug ford you understand he's basically god he's worth dying for so the next time an angry violent mob shows up you stand your ground and you fight 160 people all five of you had to carry weapons you know that right you know that you see you see france you see germany see what's happening down there italy see what's
happening when the cops don't have the guns on their side guys do you see what's happening in those countries they're fighting back you're just gonna stand here and allow this to happen until what happens like you hear his rhetoric man like he dude it's tick-tock guys happens the people have no jobs no livelihoods kids are dying and then what happens when we rebuild are we the bad guys you guys can't even speak to us you're gonna stand on the wrong side of history until it's too late and
that that's just that's just unfortunately the truth like there are going to be people that stand on the wrong side until it's too late and right as they're dying go oh what have i done too late man like you're you're not going to get a notice in the mail you're not going to get a telegram nobody's going to come hey just so you know today at three o'clock is when everything goes fucking bonkers and if you're still on the wrong side and look the fuck out they are not ready to they don't want to hear it anymore and you're you're in danger that could happen it's happening in other countries why wouldn't it we're not special right no one's
gonna warn you no one's gonna give you a heads up i think you've given you i think you've been given quite a few warnings actually that um people are getting quite fed up with this state of things in in not just here all over the world yes sir just get my paycheck sir anything
is just data just doing the nervous pacing back and forth look at them just rocking back and forth oh i'm definitely not uh i'm not super concerned oh man that's just science that's just proof right we're gonna ignore this continuously nurses standing here right now there's nurses that are standing here right now that have lost their job It's because of the nervous energy.
It's got to go somewhere and they can't sit still.
You can talk to them.
Real nurses.
They're fucking dogs.
They can't change.
And that's what you got right there.
Those guys behind me.
That's your protection, guys.
You see this?
Right there.
We won't even fucking have a conversation.
They're not cops anymore.
They're not.
You know what they're called?
Armed security.
They stand there like statues.
They don't say a fucking word.
Is he wrong?
Kind of hard to argue with that guy, huh?
Pretty gross.
Pretty gross.
Sit there and put up with that.
And that in itself should be at some stage, the senior leadership of the Ontario police has to go, okay.
Maybe you're just a really bad premier and you consider resigning?
Because I'm putting my officers in harm's way now and someone who's going to get hurt.
Because you suck.
You are epically bad at your job.
I've never seen this.
And how many has anyone ever seen this before?
In the history of this country where it's gotten this bad, that angry this is Canada, guys, right?
There's angry mob.
Not like before.
Like, oh, we're playing a road hockey game in front of Doug Ford's house.
Like, hey, Doug, we don't like this.
That's an angry mob.
That's what that is.
Any of those guys secretly carrying a gun?
I don't fucking know, but I'd be pretty worried about that if I was one of those cops.
One of these guys pacing back and forth, working up the nerve to go for it, because his fucking wife just died in the parking lot.
Are you thinking about these things?
Because I would be.
Just lost his job.
Son is in a fucking wheelchair.
Bell's palsy, myocarditime.
The other guy I showed the other night.
Healthy young son is right.
Life is ruined now.
Daddy's not happy.
It's just a angry mom.
man.
*Musik *
Whose side are you on, man?
You better hurry up.
I'm just watching this happen.
Like, everything we predicted has come true and continues to come true.
So, basically, we're at that point.
Are you willing to put yourself in harm's way for these people who are selfish, entitled, and will do whatever it takes, lie to who everybody, steal anything, avoid the consequences, avoid responsibility for anything that's done at all costs?
You want to put yourself in harm's way for that.
But you're not willing to put yourself in any kind of harm's way for the people of this country to pay your taxes and expect you to protect them and look out for them.
I'm probably only going to let you go today.
That's a tough call to make.
But the logic is, do you have the guts to do the right thing?
I'm just wondering, oh, bitch.
I'm not fulfilling what's in this to scratch.
Denial is the darkest when you live in a hole.
Why the hell make you feel so cold?
Make a move and you pay for it.
Pick a word and you pray to it.
You're so demanding when you want the truth.
But you're so afraid for me.
Oh, I'll never kill myself to save my soul.
Cameron's key with the update on the ground says they're still there.
still can't get home.
I didn't come this far to sing so low.
I'm finally holding on to letting go.
Fuck the butter man.
In decision, no fuck no.
Keep a buckle of the devil on your eyes on the road.
Reaching out for the hand of God.
But did you think you'd shake your own?
This daily field is all wrong.
No fuck no mother.
Man, the drummer.
Is there a speech flip not live?
Has their drum set ever just caught fire?
I've never killed myself, this ain't my fault.
I was gone, but I don't know.
I ain't got this far to see so far.
Joey!
I finally only know to let it go.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my god.
I watched the drummer go upside down.
It was like, well, that was Tommy Lee that invented that trick.
Oh, little Tommy Lee.
You know, that's what we need right now.
We need some of that.
It's Christmas.
It's fucking go-duts.
Before I fed Poe some more.
I didn't threat.
I'm just saying.
I mean, honestly, that's what I'm saying.
I am absolutely not hoping for anything like that.
I don't want anybody.
I'm trying to make the opposite happen somehow.
It's like me throwing rocks at a tidal wave.
Like, maybe it'll slow it down.
I don't know.
That's all I can do.
Stop doing what you're doing.
People are going to get hurt.
But they won't.
I know they're not going to listen.
But what am I going to do?
Not say anything?
Imagine if I really felt this strongly like, oh my God, this is going to fucking, you know, all these horrible things are going to happen.
And I was just like, I just didn't say anything.
So I have to.
I did my job.
I'm doing what I'm supposed to.
You know?
Now it's time to speed up.
Where's Gary?
Gary remembers this.
This is the song Gary was listening to in his Camaro when Phil.
I'm working on a novella of short stories of Philip's exploits.
The first story has been written.
Got some of the people.
I tested it.
You know, they're into it.
All right.
We'll continue.
There'll be more.
Gary got away.
Should I read it?
It's a Christmas bedtime story?
Hellbilly Deluxe says, "Sir cops like playing in the playground on the swings by the redirector." People are mad guys.
And they should be.
Hellbilly Deluxe says, "Worst thing to happen in Canada so far is Pebblegate according to MSM." They're...
dude.
I'm watching the damn birds one minute at a time.
They just for pointing it out.
Jerusalem's crosses, they made it so they intrude into our homes to the point they think to tell us we can and cannot have in our homes who we can and cannot have in our homes.
I do not feel sorry for Butterboy.
Fuck around, find out.
I know.
Who can come in and can't come into your home?
Well, hey, guess what?
You can't come into your home, Doug.
You can go fuck yourself.
What a dick.
That's what he gets.
That's what he gets.
Ask if they can host a clinic or make their facilities available.
I need every person.
He's a break.
He's a health professional to ask if they can lend as much time as possible putting needles into arms.
And I need every person to ask if they can volunteer at a local clinic.
And most importantly, I need you to book your booster as soon as you're able to.
We need needles in our arms.
We need boosters because what we did before that didn't work will definitely work much better this time.
What's going on, Alberta?
Oh, get your booster.
Crazy.
Who could have seen this coming?
Who could have predicted this, guys?
Do you know anybody that's been talking like this exact scenario?
There's going to be more restrictions.
Turn the tap back off, tighten the anaconda squeezes a little tighter, and then they're going to be, hey, it's time.
You need a booster now.
We're going to have to have one.
It's just going to have to...
Is anybody...
Anybody?
Change will apply, for example, to NHL games as well.
When your brain works even a little bit, you can tell the future.
It's quite a crazy skill.
It's a crazy skill.
And the United States are just threatening people.
For yourselves.
You're facing a winter of death.
You're looking at a winter of severe illness and death for yourselves, your families, and the hospitals you may soon overwhelm.
Clearly, unvaccinated individuals as well.
Clearly, as you can tell by this very scientific graph here, that 160,000 unvaccinated people have already needlessly lost their lives just since June.
Yeah, I'm going to go out on a huge limb and say in the United States, that's pretty much on par average for the amount of people that would have lost their lives since June anyway, regardless of the situation, because it's like that everywhere in the world.
Average mortality, numbers of deaths hasn't really moved.
Except real recently, it has started to go up.
I wonder what's going on.
Something's happened real recently.
Must be the Omicron.
That's probably what it is.
You can see by this graph, it's literally a line.
This is how you...
And it's got to be red over here because that's scary, right?
Oh, and then it turns into like yellow.
And then it goes, okay, you're okay because you're vaccinated, right?
And then you've got, you know, unvaccinated people here.
Oh, no.
And then these people are like, yeah, I'm definitely, I'm happy.
I'm so happy.
I've got, I've got a fucking, I've got my free tub of ice cream here.
And it's expensive because Doug Ford's money.
And, you know, I'm actually, I've got a top hat because I'm, yeah, everything's fantastic.
You can see by this graph here.
This graph here.
This very scientific graph here.
Are you fucking kidding me?
It literally said unvaccinated on one side and like bad?
Good.
Any more questions?
Like, um, yes, a million more questions.
Well, if you, if you don't do what we say, this is gonna be you, though.
That's gonna be, that's gonna be you right there.
You know?
Trust this science, you fucking stupid peasants.
Sponsored by Pfizer.
Come on.
I was so, I was so, the nose isn't big enough.
I saw that graph.
I was like, are you kidding?
Is this idiocracy?
Do I live in a cartoon?
This is a Simpsons episode.
That's retarded.
As you can see by this graph on the left here, where it's red, and we all know red is a bad color, like stop or blood or death or, you know, missile lock, you know, you know, deploy flares or whatever.
That's where unvaccinated people are.
And over on the other side, which is green, the color of, you know, healthy foods and grass and money and everything else, is where the vaccinated people are.
And so as you can see from this graph, it's very self-explanatory.
Oh, it's very explanatory.
You think we're fucking literally retarded.
And that was good enough.
That was your evidence.
That was literally the most data and evidence that I've seen them put on a screen to date.
And if you're just for some reason, I'm not exaggerating.
I'm a little bit.
Wait till they pop it up again.
I can't wait to see this fucking...
When you see this science, you're going to realize I've been wrong this whole time.
And I'm, you know, you should never have been.
Look at that.
Look.
High risk, low risk.
Oh, so fully vaccinated is great.
It's better, but blue, which is like definitely plus boost.
So boosters, what you need.
Go fuck yourself.
Are you kidding me?
And these people are like, you're facing a winter of death.
No, I'm not.
I'm fine.
Well, there might be a winter of death, but it's not going to be the way you think.
That's for fucking goddamn sure.
Oh, by the way, the government's spying on you the whole time.
Postmillennial reports that the Trudeau government admits it used mass surveillance during the lockdown.
So the same people.
And this is a picture of probably the BLM, you know, yeah, and they're handing, yeah, black matchmen.
But this is all.
Isn't this gross now in retrospect?
This is one of these BLM rallies in probably Toronto.
Is that the Toronto Police?
Looks like it.
What's that say?
Queen's Park, yeah.
Looks like Toronto.
That's Toronto.
Almost none of them wearing masks.
Nope, nope.
Nope.
Nope.
A bunch of them are not.
They're all not definitely closer than six feet apart.
They're breaking every rule.
All the same rules have been in place since then.
But now these people will fucking arrest you for walking on the street if it suits them.
But that's okay.
This is okay, guys.
Because the government said so.
But you can't do this.
You can't walk down the street.
This woman was literally arrested for walking down the street where Doug Ford lives.
It's a public street.
She wasn't trying to enter his home.
She's probably walking down towards his home to protest or do fucking God knows whatever.
But that's her.
She's allowed to.
Until she commits a crime, you have no right to stop this woman for any reason.
What does she do?
I don't know what she's doing, walking around.
And anyway, And they're like, no, no, no, no, no.
She goes this way and they're like, nope.
You're not allowed to go on this publicly funded street.
Because this is Canada now, and you're under arrest by like six cops.
Because, look at them all walking around or two.
Look at this fucking midget cop.
This cop is like five feet tall.
Look at him.
That's a child.
This is a take your kid to work day, right?
It's got to be.
This one right here.
That guy looks like he's about 6'2 ⁇ .
So this guy is what, 5'5"?
All these guys are...
Yeah, so...
That is a child policing officer.
I don't agree with that at all.
We should not be putting children on the front lines here, guys.
This is absolutely outrageous.
Oh, and he's doing the patented thing that I hate.
Who remembers What it is, he's so lazy.
It's just a weak move instinctively.
I know that's what it is, and then I got to think about it.
I'm like, why exactly is it?
Well, he's lazy, so he's got to hook his thumbs in behind his plate carrier or his fucking vest because he's like, I can't even be bothered to carry the weight of my own arms.
That's too much of a struggle.
I have to rest them on something.
Oh, my God.
Also, he's, you know, nervous, he's a very low confidence person, so he's pushing it out towards, you know, the people.
I've got a vest on, you guys.
I'm important.
I've got a look at.
I hate it.
I fucking hate that.
Almost as much as I hate that you just arrested a woman for walking down the street, but, you know.
This person says, under the Reopening Ontario Act, police have no arrest power or authority to block public roads to prevent freedom of assembly.
Only provincial offense tickets can be issued.
This is straight up illegal and a disgrace.
But do they care?
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
Because people like this are in charge now.
This unelected bureaucrat who is financially invested in all this.
Why are they in charge?
Top at what?
Like what ranking level?
Like, he's got the fastest 100-yard time?
Like, what are we talking about here?
Top.
How?
How did you rank him?
How is there a ranking system for doctor?
This is a serious question.
I would love it if someone could answer this for me.
He's the most senior doctor.
He has the most experience.
He's performed the most surgeries.
By what level are you ranking him the top doctor of anything?
That is in itself an insane thing to do.
That makes no sense.
What was your criteria for selecting this guy?
Or whatever, any of them?
Is it the connections to FISA?
Could that have anything to do with it?
Because there seems to be a lot of lobbyists floating around.
You know what lobbyists like to do?
They like to do things like take doctors out for dinners and they take them golfing and they take them to conferences and they get them drunk and they feed them all kinds of food.
It's all free.
Yay.
And then they tell them all these pills, these wonderful drugs they need to hawk onto their fucking patients.
And then they get a kickback.
They'll get rich on it too.
They might get a piece of something, you know?
Could any of those doctors perhaps been, Dr. Stranger?
Who knows?
I'm going to guess probably.
And no one elected these people.
They're advisors.
That is the person that the Premier should have the authority because the Premier is the Premier.
And the President and the Prime Minister is the president and the Prime Minister, right?
They were elected by the people to be the top guy in charge.
That's literally your fucking job.
And you're taking your marching orders from someone that no one voted for.
No one asked to be there.
No one approved.
No one looked at his resume and went, what the fuck?
No, we're not electing this guy.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
He was a rugby team doctor.
He was a team doctor for a rugby team.
And now he's the top doctor because reasons.
And he's in charge.
And the person that people elected and voted for, he's just going to do what that guy says because that makes sense.
I'll be here whenever everybody figures out this is fucking a complete scam, shenanigans, bullshit show of liars and thieves and criminals.
I'm not even very good at it.
I figured it out.
I'm not even that smart.
And I know what they're doing.
And they're not even scary criminals.
This isn't MS-13 that took over the country.
This isn't the Hell's Angels.
This isn't, you know, it's fucking, in Nova Scotia's case, it's Tim Houston.
Are you kidding me?
He's like a half-eaten fish in a suit.
He's a fish stick.
Oh, my God.
Bill Blair is a fish in a man's body, but Tim Houston is just a fish stick.
He's just a battered-up fish stick in a suit.
I've never seen someone with bigger, you know, fake shoulder pads than that guy.
And someone hit him in the face with a donair.
That's how widely respected this man is.
We better do what they say, God.
We better not resist them because those people, they'll, you know, when it comes to the battle of the will, who's going to dig deeper to do what it takes to accomplish the mission?
A guy that can't fucking police his own visits to the fridge.
Or another man who's literally a fish stick in a suit.
Who's to say?
But they're definitely smarter, stronger, more capable, more resilient, and just a bigger force of life than you'll ever be.
Don't ever think that you could match up to someone like that.
This is Doug Ford we're talking about.
This guy can eat an entire two liter of ice cream in under 45 seconds.
You'll never be anything like Doug Ford.
You're a joke to him.
I can't wait till there's statues the size of the Eiffel Tower built in honor of the greatness of this man.
That's how widely respected that he is.
I wish I had more children so I could, I wish I had seven more kids and I would name them all regardless of the 75 different genders they could be.
Doug Ford every time.
Doug Ford.
Doug Ford.
First name and last name.
I've named them all twice.
14 more Doug Ford.
My name is Doug Ford Doug Ford.
Doug Ford, Doug Ford.
Because that's how much I love Doug Ford.
That's how amazing he is and how shitty and stupid and useless you are.
Come on.
Are we done?
Is this over?
These are the most pathetic, weasel piece of shit people I can imagine.
This is like the dumbest, stupidest, like the kid.
Like this guy's an asshole.
an idiot, and the only reason anybody even tolerates his...
He doesn't shower.
He stinks.
He just has a rich dad.
That's it.
And he thinks he's not a piece of shit for some reason.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, are you the only one here that doesn't know we hate you?
Like, you seem to be the only...
That health minister I showed you earlier from New Brunswick.
Oh, this was unacceptable.
Have you seen yourself?
You're the health minister and look at the things you've done and you don't understand.
You're the only person that doesn't know.
Everyone fucking hates you so much.
You're probably the most hated health minister in the history of New Brunswick.
You definitely.
how did you fuck up so bad that you became the most of anything in Canada?
You became an extremely reviled, hated figure in Canada.
Justin Trudeau.
Oh my God.
This is the all-star team.
This is like space jam of idiots here.
Are you fucking kidding me?
How is this even taking place?
This is the expendables of morons.
We've got the all-star team of every stupid, entitled, lazy, fat, selfish mess from coast to coast, and they're all in charge.
And we're all just listening to them.
And everyone respects them because, you know, Christian Freeland's family were Nazis, you know, and what are we doing?
None of these people have done any.
I'm like, I look into them.
I'm like, this is a very unremarkable, shitty person.
I mean, anybody could have done any of these things.
Why are they.
I guess I'm, again, I said I was old-fashioned.
I expect the people that I have to listen to that are going to dictate my fucking life.
If you're going to dictate to me what I have to do with my life, you had better have your shit together.
You'd really better be an impressive human being for me to go, okay, I'll take your advice into consideration.
If I look at you and go, oh, it's a giant dumpster that's talking to me.
I don't give two shit.
I'm going to piss on it probably because I got to take a leak anyway.
And look, a dumpster.
Do you know why people piss on dumpsters in alleys?
Because they're dumpsters.
It's literally a home for garbage.
That's you, Doug Ford.
You're a home for garbage and everybody else.
And we're supposed to respect these people.
It's insane.
It's absolutely insane.
Read some more of these.
I had to get that out of my system.
I did not take a breath late.
No, that was a good, that was a solid, that was several minutes of racism.
If politicians were a race.
If they could die from hypocrisy, it would be a genocide!
Um, write that one.
Yeah.
Lost death boog dog.
Everybody's got these booges still.
Do a Fed post Friday, no redacted.
All Fed posts.
Straight up honest call-ins.
Let the creative juices flow.
Could you?
Ooh.
How would that work, I wonder?
Could you get shit for that?
That's interesting.
I honestly don't know.
If, like, say someone opened a Telegram call and they're just like, hey, you know, call into the whatever, and then they...
And it's like, that's just some random.
And you have the random username.
I have no idea who this person is.
And they just say whatever.
And then leave.
You're like, well.
I mean, what am I supposed to, you know?
Hmm.
We're going to need our Philip.
Call the Jew lawyers.
We're going to have to figure out what we can get away with.
Camus Key says, I need a star of David as the legend.
What?
I need a star of David as the legend.
I'm probably too far back in these chats now for it to make sense to me, but I'm going to try.
TrueFX says, Merry Christmas.
Everyone in the world, humanity is waking up more and more, fighting this satanic system.
We will win.
Either they perish or we will.
It's going to get ugly, but I mean, they don't have the numbers or the man.
They can't.
Frank Max says, first and foremost, a genuine Merry Christmas to all the amazing people within this massive community.
Health, happiness, family, friends.
Second says, to me, you're the gift that keeps on giving.
I'm like syphilis, my friend.
Know within your heart how much you are appreciated by all of us here.
Third, I'm not Italian.
You're right, Italian.
Apparently, Frank has been Portuguese this whole time.
I fucked that up entirely.
You're not Italian yet?
I'm not an Italian.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, Scops, you're going to let him talk to me like this?
You're going to come in here and let a guy like that?
You're going to let a guy like that talk to a guy like me like this.
You're going to sit there.
You're going to be quiet about this.
What are you?
Who are you to me?
What is this?
Ma!
Are you seeing this?
Is anybody seeing what I'm seeing?
I'm going to call Donnie.
Then we'll see what you have to fucking say.
Get out of the gaba ghoul.
Bring me the gaba ghoul.
Give me a slice of gaba ghoul.
Oh, it's so bad.
I don't know why I do it.
Jake, because you're mentally ill.
We established this.
Jake Panel says, I talked to the old man the other day.
No matter what I say or explain, he just won't break the fuck out of it.
Tried to explain to him after he started going on about not being forced to take it.
Yeah.
You just won't be able to do anything.
In what psychology does a vaccine not protect the person to the point they're scared of the unvaccinated?
I know.
It's completely insane.
CRJ says, chip dippers and Kevlar Vist.
Yeah, chip dippers.
Yeah.
Knight Rider 3, that molestation of the woman near Ford's house brings back memories of Seattle airport after returning from six months in Southeast Asia at 22 years old.
There are a lot of bored cirques waiting for something to do.
Lone Star Texan, thank you very, very much, sir.
I hope you're doing well.
He says, it's not like they paid hospitals for COVID patients or anything.
They did in America.
That's for damn sure they did.
Quit being a conspiracy theorist bigotry.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Lone Star.
Lone Star Texan, thank you for a lot.
Thanks, man.
Thank you for that.
You have Merry Christmas too, man.
Hope everybody down there is having a good, you know, get your barbecued.
Do you do Christmas trees?
Because it's like it's fucking hot.
Warm.
Does it get cold?
I don't know.
The cold?
Hot?
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Jake Powell says it's unreal.
The psych subversion going on is mind-blowing.
Mind-bending, sorry.
Not blowing, bending, bending the mind.
We're bending it.
He continues, I could say to him, hey, Mike, when has the government ever done you any favors?
They sent your ass to Vietnam for what?
So fat cats could get rich from munitions contracts.
I don't go there, obviously, but fuck man, if the shoe fits, it fits.
And you know what?
A lot of people, especially in Canada, don't know this.
Australia fought there in Vietnam as well.
There was actually, and so did Canada, unofficially.
There was More people from Canada that went down to join the Marines and Army to fight in Vietnam than people fled America to come to Canada to not be drafted.
Isn't that hilarious?
So now it's like, hey, it balanced out.
All the cowards left and all the fucking badasses came and they probably stayed in America when the war was over, right?
Or do we just have we just have lunatics in Canada that are like, I don't care where the war is.
I'm just going.
I just want to hurt people.
That is true.
I know people like that.
There's a couple.
I'm going to Syria.
Why?
Because fuck them.
That's why.
Fair enough, sir.
Liquid Doug says, we are all Doug.
What is going on over there?
How drunk are you right now?
We are all Doug.
Fuck Doug.
Zool McBoog says, Merry Christmas to you and my fellow bigots.
May the new year bring us an end to tyranny by Boog or otherwise.
DTS.
The Boogan Blue Tonko says, after dental surgery, having dental surgery again today, I should send you fuckers the bill for making me laugh so hard.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Love you guys.
Thank you very much, sir.
I love you too.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Getting new teeth put in.
Hey!
I don't know what that means.
I don't know.
Windsor 519, everyone's just yelling at Duck.
The chat is crazy.
Everyone's just yelling.
Windsor 519 says to all the bigots out there, don't be afraid of being outnumbered.
Eagles fly alone.
Pigeons flock together.
Merry Christmas to everyone.
That's very true.
Foldron Scrabb says, hey, oh, you Gaba, what are you doing?
What are you doing to me?
I can't, I don't know.
I'm going to copy-paste this.
I know what it is probably.
For no reason at all, and it's not going to make any sense.
But hey.
Money for the gabagool.
The gabagool.
The gabagool.
Gabagool, grandma.
Gabagool.
The gabagool.
Look at that gabagool.
Gabagool.
I'm a slice of gabagool.
The gabagool.
The gabagool.
You want some gabagool?
Eat it, Tony.
Eat the gabagoul.
Oh, this over a fucking slice of gaba gul.
Fucking kidding me.
I can't do a Tony Soprano.
He's got like that can't breathe, fat guy voice.
Like, that's hard to fake.
That's hard to do an impression of a guy whose neck is so filled with.
Doug Ford could probably do a great Tony Soprano impression.
They both have the same condition of can't stop eating.
That's not very nice to say.
He died.
Yeah, and if he stopped eating, he'd still be alive, wouldn't he?
James Gandalfini.
Probably.
If he was healthier, he'd probably still be alive.
Sorry.
I wish he was.
He was great.
I loved him.
Doug Lee Swagger.
We are all Doug.
Not everyone is Doug.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
It's almost time now.
It's almost time.
You know?
What else we got?
Look.
I say look and then I don't show anybody anything.
Look at this.
You know, and this is all for what?
This is the United Kingdom.
Just 15 people with in the entirety of the United Kingdom.
Hundreds of thousands.
The record numbers, right?
This is what they've been talking about.
Record number.
Hundreds of thousands of infections.
Oh, it's so bad.
Oh, the world.
Omicron's so infectious.
Everybody.
Okay, everybody's infected, but only 15 people out of hundreds of thousands are in the hospital.
Is this a serious problem or isn't it?
Doesn't appear to be, does it?
The small number stands in stark contrast to the utter hysteria that is currently sweeping the country with people putting themselves in lockdown, canceling Christmas plans, and leaving the already struggling hospitality industry staring down a barrel.
Dr. Susan Hopkins, U.K. Health Security Agency's chief medical officer, advisor, not officer.
Apparently, they haven't evolved to the militant standards of Emperor Strang, where there's officers of health yet.
There's still only advisors.
Chief advisors told MPs there are currently 15 people being treated in the hospital with Omicron.
Omicron, it's Omicron!
How many of them are 90 years old?
All of them.
All of them.
One's actually 100 years old.
All right.
I don't know if that's true.
I'm just making that.
But I would not be surprised.
I bet they're not healthy and on the way out, as it were, in age, 70 plus, 80 years old.
Yeah, usually when you get sick at that age, it's not good for you.
If you get a pretty bad, any, because of the flu, the cold, these are coronaviruses, you get one of those when you're 20 versus the same exact one at 86 years old, do you think the outcomes are like...
But please identify yourself as a stupid person in the future.
So we take away your right to vote.
You guys have fucked up enough.
You fucked up quite a lot.
And Beetlejuice is back.
I don't know if you guys know about this, but Lori Lightfoot, the insect creature currently in charge of running all of Chicago.
That is, I understand, allegedly a human woman.
I'm going to phone a friend.
I'm going to use a lifeline on that one.
I'm going to have to look into this more.
I'm not convinced simply on the picture alone.
Hopefully for obvious reasons.
Anyway, the allegedly human female, Lori Lightfoot, and not an alien imposter, pretending to be a human female, but is actually some kind of beetle alien creature from the Necron galaxy is threatening people, threatening her own people.
Says, to put it simply, if you have been living vaccine-free, your time is up.
If you wish to live life as with the ease to do the things you love, you must be vaxed.
That's very dictator-ish of you, isn't it?
Exempt from this order are houses of worship, K-12 schools, grocery stores, office buildings, and residential buildings.
Now, that doesn't mean that people who are in control of those spaces are not.
This is a robe.
Okay, I may have made a mistake.
I don't think it's a beetle creature.
I'm almost convinced it's a fucking cyborg now.
Listen to its voice.
Shouldn't themselves affirmatively take precautions, but for now, this order doesn't cover those.
Why is its forehead that big?
Like, you see where my mouse is?
There, the hairline is.
It should be down here, no?
That's where your hair is supposed to start.
on humans, on Earth, alien, cyborg, whatever the fuck you are, at least, can you at least create less insulting versions of us on Earth?
So that we're not...
I mean, how did you...
Did you think we were going to...
And why is its head shaped?
It's like a deformed PETA or some kind of football or something.
That's not the head of a human being.
And it's like, does she shave it?
Why does it do that?
Like, look, why is there no hair here either?
Is it a wig?
Is it a bad wig?
That would be an explanation.
But then that being the case, now I'm looking at Ray Lewis or something.
Like, I don't know what is going on with this person.
I'm just going to finish the clip because the visuals alone, the visual, never mind what she says, the visual of looking at this thing alone is disturbing enough.
Also exempt are any individuals entering an establishment for less than 10 minutes for the purpose of merely ordering food or drink.
So if you're going into that coffee shop to pick up and go, you don't need to show proof.
But if you're going to linger, you're going to eat that muffin, you're going to sit down with your laptop, you got to show proof of vaccination.
Ain't some more goblin ghoul after that.
Yeah, and here's one of the charts that's really interesting.
It's real fun.
This is from South Africa.
This is the Umacroon, look, the spike, right?
They like to show you the really scary spike, but lo, look, deaths, none.
So it's a super infectious thing that doesn't hurt you guys.
Be very afraid and get – I've ordered FEMA.
Oh, to stand up new pop-up vaccination clinics all across the country where you can get that booster shot.
Biden opened.
He coughed into his hand again before continuing.
Excuse me.
We've opened FEMA vaccination sites in Washington state and New Mexico, which used to be old Mexico.
And not a lot of people know this, but when I was a Mexican baby in the movie Fargo, we would often go to the coffee shop, me and my other baby Mexican friends, and we would stand there and look out into the Arabian sun and wonder if Muhammad had a flying carpet, that maybe we too one day could be able to soar on the wings of dragon birds.
All right.
So, yes, thank you.
That's more or less, that was what he said.
That's the quote right there.
President of the United States, everybody.
Very inspiring.
Definitely not a clown planet.
Bobby Juan Kenobi says, Merry Christmas.
Thanks for all that you do for us bigots.
Merry Christmas.
Wish is for fat fuck Ford to choke on his cheesecake.
Hail slashy.
Fuck, you make me.
I wouldn't want him to just die because he escapes justice, right?
That's no good.
You want him to be exposed and then apprehended, forced to face these accusations, you know, and evidence of which there's a lot.
And then, oh, guilty.
And then everyone goes, well, fire up old Colbert.
We just proved in front of everybody how much of a piece of shit you are.
And what should the people do?
From Pee Wee Herman.
I say we let them go.
Shut up, Doug.
They're not going to let you go.
Not going to happen.
Let's see.
Let me roll down.
Douglas Wagger, America, I got that one.
Colbert's mom there.
She is.
Merry Christmas.
Thankful to have found this community.
And my blessed son.
Yes.
Colbert's very loyally burning away there all evening, keeping me warm, or at least pretending.
Rob Baker says, hey, Rage, I can't find anything on the Houston getting nailed the donair in the face.
No, I don't, this is just like someone who knows someone like saw it happen and somebody did it to him.
And you know what I mean?
Things happen quick.
It wasn't in the news or anything, but if it, maybe it will come out.
I think this was just like literally yesterday or something.
I'll let you know if I find out more.
I heard a story about Strang, though, and that heard a story, allegedly a rumor, who knows, that a certain lady of the night,
let's call her, happens to provide friendly exchanges of time with Strang, allegedly.
And in that time, some very embarrassing things potentially are happening.
It's what I heard.
It's what I heard.
And I don't think I said anything that can get me sued.
I could be wrong.
Walking that balance beam every day.
I'm going to fuck myself one of these days.
Doug Ryder, Doug T. Reiner.
Okay, good.
We're all Doug now.
Has Liquid Doug been screened for anomalies?
He's a very scary...
What?
Chelsea says Beetlejuice is definitely a man.
You'd have to have balls to threaten citizens of a murder capital.
Well played.
That was joke of the night.
Well done.
Cam is key.
He says, if it bleeds, we can kill it.
If it bleeds, come on.
See how Jerry?
He says, Chicago Money Mayor.
The Chicago Mayor has lizard sleet eyes, too.
Someone message David Eric.
And then we go up here as a Beck's dog.
He says, burn it with fire.
And if you can, burning it would probably be the best way to kill it.
Hellby Littlex.
He says, she's got a forehead like a buffalo bill.
Yes, she does.
The giant forehead here.
And where the hair is supposed to be, it's all the way back.
There's like a.
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
Oh, it's gross.
It's so horrifying.
Professor Max Hammer says, who's the guy throwing up gang signs behind Miss Seinborg?
What is that?
Has anyone honestly, no one's ever really told me what that is yet?
Every single like power efficient, is this some kind of power move?
Is it psychology?
I don't know.
I'm sure there's an official reason, but that's bullshit.
We know that's a fucking bullshit reason.
What is the...
What is the...
What is the official reason that every time there's a government official talking and like standing up there and like there's an authority figure and they're trying to do something and tell you something, but there's always a guy who's like just next to them.
like...
What?
What is that?
Why?
Can deaf people not read subtitles anymore?
Why is there someone there?
Like, are they doing some kind of mind trick?
Like, why is it?
Is it, does it make it?
Is it more authoritative?
Is it like...
Surely people that are that deaf, that can only read subtitles on TV anyway when they're at home watching TV have the subtitles turned on.
Surely.
But yet, everyone!
Come on!
Merry Christmas.
There you go.
Merry Christmas.
I'm flying over you.
Goodbye home.
Where's my lip stick?
Would you do me?
I do me.
Dude's so fucking hard.
Uh, no, no, I never heard of her.
I never seen her before.
Okay.
Buffalo Bill's so creepy.
You guys did this to yourselves.
I saw you talking about it in the chat, and that's what you get.
That's what you fucking get.
It's a good time.
The press conference is muted.
No, it.
He's fucking with me, isn't he?
I don't know.
I don't know if it was or it wasn't.
Was it muted?
I don't fucking want to know.
I don't care.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
It puts the butter in the press.
Don't listen to him, bro.
Don't listen to the almond.
I'm going to make a skin sick on the arm.
Camera's going to feel so good on my skin.
Officer, I've never seen you before.
Yeah, we're looking for a guy, Cam is Key.
We can't, um.
He was sending a lot of messages saying you're muted all the time.
I've never seen him before.
Okay, bye.
Oh.
No, no, no more.
Hey Cam, the police were just here looking for you.
Shhh.
I see you.
Never gonna find your body.
Make sure you steal third base.
What is with this?
I still don't know.
I'm still not satisfied with the sign language explanation.
I'd love to.
I'm, you know, I'm waiting.
If anybody wants to tell me what it is, I'll be here.
Patiently awaiting my super rational and obviously face-palming, my God, Gaba Gul, Maron, Chicazo.
Why didn't we think of this before?
Of course, every single government official and person we want you to listen to has to have someone standing right next to him or perhaps obstructing a large portion of the screen doing aggressive sign language because people that are deaf can't hear and people that are deaf have had TVs this entire time and enjoy and use the TVs.
Remember that thing called closed captioning we've had since the 90s that they've always used because they're deaf and they can't hear us.
So they read the subtitles to try and enjoy the program.
They can't read anymore.
That's why we have to do it.
Makes sense.
Makes total sense.
That is perhaps the most perplexing and insulting and anger-inducing thing of this whole pandemic.
Why the fuck are you up there?
Story.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I just, I can't, I can't do this anymore, guys.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm interrupting the break.
No, no, I will.
I have only one question.
It's just, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Dagalon news.
I'm sorry.
Dagalon dispatched.
Yes, my credentials are.
I don't know.
I snuck in.
I broke in.
I broke in, but just let me sit.
No, he'll be fine.
I just hit him over the head with a brick.
It wasn't even a full.
It was half.
Why?
Why is she, why are they here?
Can anyone answer this?
You don't know?
Nobody else has asked this question.
Am I the only person that went, wait, what?
Some fat guy is just there dancing and no one cares why all of a sudden after all this time since all the news broadcasts we've watched 9-11 till now the Vietnam War go for all of it.
You know what this needs?
This needs someone doing sign language all the time.
Since when?
Why?
No one's even asked a question.
That's all.
I just want to know why.
That's all.
When's that anti-hate article coming out?
Alt-right neo-Nazi hates deaf people once the translators take it off the air In a 15-minute tirade while he dances to a transsexual serial killing murderer from the 1990 movie Silence of the Lambs.
There's your headline, Evan.
Use that one.
That will get some clicks for sure.
And it's true.
Literally everything I said is true.
Please write it.
Oh.
Okay.
Hellbilly Dark says, what did I do?
Silence of the Lambs, kind of creep.
I know.
You guys asked for this shit.
Professor Max Hammer said, you should have a gang sign person when you do your rage casts.
Billy should be there with his pipe cleaner.
Shut up and look at me!
I know he's talking, but I'm doing this too!
What the fuck?
That's horrible sign language.
If I signed anything by accident, someone please let me know.
I'm pretty sure it was just autistic foiling.
Scotian ladies says, Merry Christmas, Dag.
Thank you for making this clown show hilarious and far more bearable.
Enjoy time with your loved ones this Christmas.
Daglon has brought together many awesome people.
Thanks, Rach.
Thank you.
And that is a great note to get out of here on.
But I did promise this in the end, and this is what I meant.
Austria is hiring people to hunt down the unvaccinated.
The worst has happened.
Do it or else we'll put you in jail like a criminal simply for not wanting to participate in this nonsense.
And that's how far they're willing to go.
And when you go to jail, do you think they'll dose you in jail?
How long are you going to be in jail?
If you get out of jail and you say no again, do you go back in jail?
Where does this carnival ride of horror end?
Austria?
Careful now.
You have kind of a history.
Austria.
I mean, I'm just saying, people from your neck of the woods seem to really like locking people up.
I'm just pointing that out.
And, you know, previously, it didn't end well for you.
So don't, you know, I'm just asking.
I'm just wondering because, you know, I don't want to do any of this.
I don't want to do, I just want to fuck around and make jokes.
And, you know, and that's it.
That's all I, you know, I like to entertain people and have a good time.
That's it.
You know, the cashier, he just wants to run his gas station.
And the people outside of, you know, one of them was a nurse.
She just wanted to be a nurse.
Like, none of us wanted any of this, man.
Not one person.
No one was sitting here going, man, I hope society starts to collapse and that we get a tyrannical government so then I can, you know, be stressed out and anxious and not know how the future is going to unfold and how I'm going to protect my children and what kind of situation I'm going to find myself in.
And then I'm going to be financially stressed and burdened.
Yeah, lose my job.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I'm going to have to move in with my parents.
And then, yeah, and then we're going to, right?
No one wants any of these things.
And worse, where it's like you're pushing these people into a situation where it's like the amount of ways this resolves itself without a horror show is rapidly diminishing.
and And, you know, as far as that's concerned, and, you know, what people are going to do with their jobs and their kids and everything else, what are you going to run forever?
Are you going to get it?
I was watching just a random stream one day.
You don't know who this guy is, Barricade Garage on YouTube?
Raise his name, tell him a sentence.
And then homies.
And he said, you know, it's not about what you want to do, it's about what you have to do.
And he said, he said, a boy does what he wants to do.
A man does what he has to do.
And I was like, I don't know where he heard that or if he came up with himself.
I'm like, damn, that is so true.
Isn't it?
All the real big decisions, all the things that, like, this could change my life, or this could do that, or that.
And I'm like, I don't fucking want to do that.
I don't want to have to do this.
You don't want to, but maybe you have to.
And I just want them to know, or, well, everybody else, I suppose.
And I, you know.
I I don't want to, but if I have to, I will.
We all will.
And, you know, it's going to end in total victory.
I don't want to have to fight anybody.
I don't want to have to do any of this stuff.
But if I'm attacked, I will fight you.
I will fucking annihilate you.
I will fucking erase you.
I'll do everything in my power to fight that all the way to the finish line and make sure that that never happens again.
But not because I fucking wanted to.
Music.
I'll be right here.
I suggest you calm down.
Merry Christmas!
Scotiabilly Lady, Professor Max Hammer, Hellbilly Deluxe, Cam is key.
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Bus full of nuns.
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Just join the telegram page and come hang out and do all the stuff with all the people All the places and everything on there!
Super conspiracy Thursday!
Tomorrow!
Hey!
Have a good Christmas!
Enjoy it with your friends and family!
It could be gone anytime!
Anything can happen to any of us at any time!
It's not taking it!
Don't get it this many times!
Dedicated in our lives to spending it entirely with your friends and family, the people that you love to be loved to you!
Don't let them take that away from you!
Don't you dare!
If your life isn't about the people you love and the people that are in it that you share it with, it's not about anything.
Don't you dare let them take this stuff away from you.
Right, Phil?
Lift me up above this, the flames and the ashes.
Lift me up and help me to fly away.
Lift me up above this, the broken, the empty.
Lift me up and help me to fly away.
Lift me up.
I won't be broken.
I won't be tortured.
I won't be beaten down.
I have the answer.
I'll take the pressure.
I'll turn it all around.
Lift me up above this, the flames and the ashes.
Lift me up and help me to fly away.
Lift me up above this, the broken, the empty.
Lift me up and help me to fly away.
Lift me up.
Lift me up.
To fly away.
Lift me up.
To fly away.
Lift me up.
Lift me up.
Winter 1984.
The Scorpions...
No one like you plays the wild windows because of a stolen, cherry-red 1980 commercial sits behind the wheel, settling into the rush of a freshly vacuumed up middle-finger signed line of Columbian cocaine from the dashboard.
Gazing out the window at a failing neon sign above a gas station.
He curses the cold night chill of a January in a northwestern Ontario town.
Where was he?
Sudbury?
North Bay?
He can't remember.
Not that it matters.
He's going west.
And fast.
I'm not.
The snow falls slowly onto the woodfield.
He grumbles to himself as he waits for the car to heat up and the ice to thaw on the glass.
I bet they wrote this song about a stripper.
Suddenly someone is shouting something from outside.
Hey!
What the fuck?
Hey!
A man is approaching from the car.
From under the neon sign, behind the car in the dark, holding something in his hand, he looks pissed.
Get the fuck out of my car!
Oh, right.
Thank you.
I probably should have just gotten out of here first, he thinks to himself.
This wouldn't be the first or last time his insatiable drug habit would nearly derail his plans.
As the 40-something man approaches, sporting a mullet in a racing jacket, Phil doesn't like the look of the golf club in his left hand.
Whatever.
Hope he has insurance.
Life and audible.
No time to dilly deli.
He throws the car into reverse and nearly hits him.
The shop owner dies out of the way.
Phil was going north.
It wasn't west.
Not sure that matters.
He was a wanted criminal, and after nearly a century of mayhem, he was running out of places to hide.
The man's screaming fades as the noise of the engine and cranked up scorpion song fills his ears.
This was more like it.
A few months earlier, he had been in Grenada, hiding out in the utility closet of a mental hospital.
When he heard the helicopters and gunfire and saw the Cubans gathering their weapons, he knew it was time to leave.
The Americans had found him again.
The hospital was vaporized by the U.S. Air Force in an official accidental bombing and collateral damage.
The lengths they would Go to in order to keep covering up and denying his existence amused him.
To think people are still talking on the news about the invasion as if it had anything to do with anything but him.
Oh, well, people die every day.
Judging by the state of that hospital, U.S. Air Force Major whoever the hell did the people of Grenada a huge favor.
This is the longest he's been on the run for a while, but it's been weeks since anyone seemed to be following him.
It was time to find a new place to lay low for a while.
Find something new.
After all the chaos he'd caused, it actually started to bore him.
Helping John Wilkes Booth fake his own death was a rush at the time, but it had all become so routine, so predictable.
I started to wonder deep down if maybe it was soon time to focus his efforts on undoing the evil he helped create.
After all, he'd helped hand craft this nightmare world and it was only getting worse.
What he really wanted was a challenge.
Someday.
Soon, maybe.
Not yet.
There was still more to do.
Balancing the scales would be a different endeavor for him.
As a deity from a dimension of chaos, the novelty of suddenly turning on the evil he came to represent, the thought of it amused him.
Imagine the look on Clinton's face.
That smug prick in Arkansas thought he was quite something with his drug smuggling operation under everyone's nose.
It was the worst kept secret in the state.
Amateur.
If the guy wasn't so laser-focused on pussy all the time, he could really do some damage.
Who am I to talk?
Phil was talking to himself again, and it was rare he could find anyone worthy of conversing with anyway.
Billy and I had some pretty wild times.
Doesn't make him my friend.
Once he started gazing towards the under 18 crowd, I mean, there were some lines.
Very few, but some lines that not even Philip would cross or snort.
Humans are fucked, he lamented.
It was an ambitious gig setting these people up to deserve the ultimate destruction he envisioned, imagining the pain and horror cementing itself into their hearts and black souls as from the jaws of victory they are destroyed.
It was too exciting to ignore.
Soon.
Come on, feel the noise follows the scorpions.
It was just after midnight on a Saturday.
Up ahead, funny enough, there's another Camaro.
He signals to pass.
The other car speeds up.
Finally, something to do.
Philip lived for excitement.
He floors the accelerator and pushes the vehicle to its limit to catch the other car.
He manages over the thin layer of snow on the single lane highway to pull alongside the other driver who flipped him off immediately in his Canadian tuxedo.
Glancing down at the speedometer, they were both traveling at well over 160 kilometers an hour at night towards Thunder Bay.
Someone would have to blink first if there was a truck coming in the opposite direction.
He snapped his head over at the other driver, who brazenly was still flipping him off and seemed to not even be looking at the road as they careened like banshees through the rocky highway in an extreme display of reckless love of danger.
This motherfucker!
He could barely believe it.
Not since he was on a bender with Ozzie has he witnessed any mortal have this blatant disregard for their own life.
The truck was almost on top of them and Phil was in the wrong lane.
He dips back down on the dashboard quickly for a snowstorm of a different kind.
He needed to reload his senses.
Unbelievable.
Forced to brake and swerve out of the way, the other car pulls away into the night, honking in victory.
Frustrated, Phil pulls over.
He had to relieve himself anyway.
Standing there, ears buzzing from the near fatal amount of narcotics coursing through his brain as he urinated into the snow, he felt a certain respect and admiration for whoever was driving that other car.
If it wasn't for his current predicament and risk of being discovered by the Americans again, he would have wrecked all three vehicles just to prove a point.
At least that's what he told himself.
He opens the driver's side door and sits back down, still plenty of fuel.
Didn't know where he was going to end up before sunrise, but the people there would do well to steer clear.
Who was that guy in the jean jacket, grinning up in the distance?
It was Gary Schill.
Come on, feel the noise.
Girls, rock your boys.
We'll get wild, wild, wild.
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