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Dec. 21, 2021 - Raging Dissident
01:09:24
HOUSE ARREST ep 29 - Let‘s Go to the Circus!
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Hey, hey, yo, Sap, what's good, bruh?
This man's kinda high up.
Hey, yo, the flyest motherfucker in the boom, yeah, you know it's me.
Bitches hatin' on him, cause he started out here mobile.
Hopefully, I'll be at the top soon.
Now I'm at my house, on the couch, watching cartoons.
You know how much you love it when you get it in the bonnets.
Give a fuck about the budget when you always be the subject of discussion.
But it's nothing when you something just say fuck it.
Cause you working out in public and you hear them talking rubbish.
I just wanna rap with you.
Just get me in the cup, bitch.
I'm a big butt, bitch.
Wanna get my nuts kissed.
The way it goes when you move it, just think I do.
Just want my dick that you fucking gon' get.
Over the world when I'm moving stupid shit.
That's right R.I.P Mac Miller Rest in peace homie How are you?
How's it going?
I'm going to turn this on Telegram right now as well.
So I'll turn it in.
We're going to take over the world while these haters getting mad.
That's what I'm bitching mad.
You can listen there if you want.
You can't hear the music.
That sucks for you.
But if it helps.
Everybody needs it.
Tammy Douglas We all move it Uh Oh, yeah.
Dude, I'm just having a day.
I just, I find everything is hilarious right now.
Today, for whatever reason, everything I see is hysterical.
I mean, it's not, right?
There's a lot of really awful stuff going on, but like, dude, I saw the I watched the Nova Scotia press conference.
I released a released, like, I polished it.
My album dropped today, bro.
Like, what the fuck am I talking about?
I released it.
I uploaded a video of it.
I was just laying there on my bed watching this press conference, man.
Oh.
You would not believe it.
I haven't seen them for so long.
It's been so long since I've watched one because I don't care because it just, oh, yeah, oh, you guys are lying, you know, imbeciles.
Okay, I'm not interested anymore.
I'm like, I'll hear the cliff notes.
I'll get the short version later from somebody who knows.
Like, what are the new pretend rules that I'm not going to follow?
Okay, cool, whatever.
Just for my own, you know, situational awareness.
Just for my own essay.
I'll keep that in mind.
This one, I was like, you know what?
I just had an instinct.
And, oh, I was so happy that I did.
Because the best part of it, which unfortunately you can't go back and see because they deleted the chat.
See, it's gone.
They've erased all this for a while now because people started to get hip to their nonsense.
And they're acting like there's a couple of trolls ruining everything.
There's no commenting anymore on Facebook, on anything.
The mass media, most of the media did this a while ago.
A lot of stories were just like, you know, we're not going to have this comment.
We're not going to have comments on this anymore.
YouTube disabled thumbs down on things because like Dr. Fauci says this.
And it's like, oh, a thousand thumbs up and 79,000 thumbs down.
And hundreds of people saying they want to murder me.
Oh.
So I had to get rid of that.
And, you know, it was 25,000 people were watching this live stream on YouTube was the platform I was using.
And it was just, and the chat was open.
And I was like, oh, no.
These boomers, they didn't re, oh, they're accidentally.
And it was just wave after wave of just furious hatred.
It was like clown emojis and like scream people losing their minds.
Like, you, you son of a bitch.
Like, you try, oh, we're coming to your house, Tim.
You, you don't know anything.
Strong, kill yourself.
Like, it was crazy.
I was just like, whoa.
So I guess they're not that popular in Nova Scotia after all.
They think they are.
And that's what was really hilarious to me is that they're trying to be all serious.
They're sitting there all with their suits on.
And they had to do it over Zoom, right, guys?
Because they couldn't gather in public.
That was too, that's just, it's just too much.
It's too risky.
It's too risky.
What would happen if...
Interesting.
That would be interesting to find.
Yeah, a few people in my YouTube chat right now saw it and they're like, dude, the sad Bafioso says the live stream was mint.
It was insane.
I wish I could have recorded it and I would have just released it to that song.
It would just be vicious livestream comments to this, just nonstop.
Not looking good, Timmy.
They were pissed, dude.
They were furious.
It was glorious.
And it was like, it was 100 to 1 at least.
And there was like bots in there, right, that were doing the typical copy paste.
I saw like probably, I counted maybe about 10 different accounts that were all saying verbatim the same things, like a script.
So I was like, weak sauce, you know, come on.
At least get creative.
You know what I mean?
You're just popping and pasting a script.
It's terrible.
But they were outnumbered like 100 to 1. It was brutal.
Like normally, they think it's like, we're going to shut these people down.
Don't worry.
There'll be a couple of Yahoo's out there.
And then the fucking door bursts in and like a million people rush in and are just like, I hate you.
Like, oh, this is, we were not prepared for this.
They eventually figured it out and shut it down later.
But, man, I just can't imagine the delusional thinking to believe that you, like, most people are still on your side.
And like, oh, no.
And it was a ton of people that were like, I've, you know, I did everything you told me, you son of a bitch.
Like, I'm not getting a booster shot out of you.
Two of this.
My husband has myocarditis, you motherfucker.
It was crazy.
It was just like, whoa, I was in awe of it.
I'm like, I am the mildest person in this chat room.
It was crazy.
Oh, and that's not even, that's not even the best part.
The best part was that we have a premier in Nova Scotia who thinks that his thought process on how to manage and govern the province is based upon a children's science fiction novel, Hunger Games.
We want to avoid it.
They both said hunger games seven, eight, ten times.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But that's what apparently is going through their minds.
They're like, oh, this is just like that pretend science fiction movie that's not real.
Oh, we don't want that to happen.
Are you running a province and you're like, that's...
Oh, we don't want to have a...
No, that's not real, actually.
So I wouldn't worry about that.
Because I live in the world now, the real one, not the TV pretend world where you apparently seem to reside.
I live in real life.
And that, yeah, no, there's no hunger gate.
It's not a thing.
But, you know, I almost, fuck, I want.
Apparently, Tim Houston, well, I mean, I was giving a heads up as to where he lives.
I was like, maybe I should go there and, like, I'm going to bring a big sign that's like, you're not taking me as tribute and just be dead serious.
You got another thing coming, man.
I'm not participating in another Hunger Games, not after last time.
Damn you.
Like, it's, you know, Jesus.
What is wrong with these people?
Does not want to boog, but will.
Thank you, brother.
He says, Merry Christmas, prick.
But really, all the best to you and the rest of the biggest.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Were you around last night?
We had a good stream last night.
I enjoyed that one.
It was a good one.
200, you know, 200.
I just, yeah, I don't know.
I'm in a silly mood.
I thought I would come down here and hang out for a little bit while I wait for the next thing.
I'm waiting for laundry to be done so I can use the washing machine.
That's what I'm doing.
So I was just sitting around.
Pilot Mike says, dad, texting me today after sharing about a guy who almost died of COVID.
We almost had one.
So we almost know somebody that died of COVID?
Is that where we're at after two years?
We almost know somebody.
Finally.
Someone came close.
So deadly, guys.
I've been traveling for this whole time, this whole time.
And I was talking to somebody the other day, this woman, and she was like, you know, oh, yeah, what do you do?
Just kind of small talk shit.
And I was like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm traveling, you know, going on.
And she's like, during the pandemic, you've been traveling?
Like, it blew her mind.
Her brain melted.
It short-circuited.
She had to control Alt-Delete to unfreeze her mind.
And then Alt-F4, she had to unplug it.
She had to plug it back in.
And it doesn't work anymore.
She's got to go back to Best Buy and get a firmware update and get her brain fixed.
Because I crashed her mind, apparently, with a statement.
You travel during the band?
I might as well have told her that, like, yes, I am a serial rapist.
This is what I like to do.
And I do it a lot.
And I'm very good at it.
And you're next.
That was how she acted to me.
You've traveled?
Yes, I've traveled a lot.
And by air, by car, by truck.
I've stayed in many, many hotels and people's homes.
I've been to all these get-togethers and gatherings.
All of it vary against public health regulation.
You know, all of that.
I went to a political rally.
I've done all kinds of things.
Yeah, I'm super healthy too, by the way.
I'm doing great, actually.
I feel fantastic.
Yeah.
No, and not vaccinated at all.
No, not even one time.
Never will be.
Still super healthy.
All my friends, too.
Everybody I know is fine.
It's really hard, you know.
We're the lucky ones, guys.
We're like the only platoon that survived Omaha Beach without a single casualty, I guess.
It's like, wow, I mean, it was pretty bad.
We were just real lucky.
You and I and everyone we know are just incredibly lucky.
And I love the number.
Case numbers.
I'm just doing Strang now.
This doesn't require parental consent.
The new restriction.
And they just do what he says.
It's funny to me that that's how it is.
So, Tim, Nova Scotia didn't elect Robert Strang.
You're the boss.
Do you understand?
And that's how it's supposed to work.
And he was clearly not in charge.
The body language, the way he was talking, like, do you know what I mean?
Like, in men world, like, you can tell who the guy in charge, out of this group of men, who's the guy that's like the leader.
You know what I mean?
It's just basic, you know, there always is one, right?
The alpha type dude, whoever it is, in any group of friends, even if they're all a bunch of wiener nerd, like Dungeons and Dragons people, there's going to be the top nerd who's a little bit meaner than the rest of the nerds, and he runs that nerd pack, you know?
Like the Stranger Things kids.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's one that's in charge.
But it was clearly strang.
Like, clearly.
The guy was just like, I'm here to, like, count them.
I make what I do is, well, I come in every day, and I'm always wearing a suit.
That's the first thing I make sure I'm doing.
And I, well, I mean, I didn't come into work today because we're all very afraid.
And we were doing this over Zoom, Zoom call.
I'm not wearing pants, but I don't think that's...
The chairs are properly facing the right way.
The curtains are, you know.
I dust.
I do a lot of dusting.
I make sure that Robert has everything that he needs.
I check on him a lot.
I refill his coffee.
Oh, which reminds me, I should probably...
I'm actually heavily into the bourbon right now.
It's 3 o'clock, so I'm pretty drunk as it is there, Tim.
Okay, well, you know, just let me know if you need to drive home.
That's basically the relationship of the Premier of Nova Scotia to his top dog.
Like, why are you?
He can give you advice, right?
But he's not your but like they it was like he's helpless.
He can't do anything.
Oh, what do we do, Strang?
And he's like, well, let me tell you what we're going to do.
This is what's going to happen now.
And the restrictions, it's just.
Everything's canceled.
All the kids' things are canceled.
Christmas is canceled.
New Year's is canceled.
Everything's canceled.
And it's canceled!
*Gasps* *Gasps* *Gasps*
People, and the media people.
Oh, my Lord.
They were asking questions.
It was like, who gave you these questions to ask?
They were basically just.
Billy dropped his beer.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, I didn't clean up anything.
I just left and went to bed.
From last night, yeah, a little bit crazy.
Ragecast 200.
That was a good one.
I like that one.
If you missed it, it's on all the usual places.
What the hell was I just talking about?
Yeah, they were asking for more.
Basically, like, so when do you think we can have more restrictions?
Like, do you think the border should be closed?
Do you think there should be more gathering limits?
Do you think it's safe for people to be outside?
Hey, like, can we, like, Premier, when will the police be given the go-ahead to forcibly inject people inside their homes and kill dissenters?
Like, I mean, when exactly are you going to order these non-compliant people to face the wall?
I mean, enough is enough, Premier.
Well, I'll take that question too because I'm really in charge.
It's so, like, this is a joke.
And I just laughed my ass off because, like, this isn't, this isn't.
They literally might as well be wearing clown costumes.
They might as well be.
Everything they said was so detached from reality and insane that was like, this is bananas.
Who is listening to this?
Lots of people, apparently still.
But not as many as I hoped.
A lot of people are fleeing the ship, it seems.
And everybody needs boosters now, guys.
That conspiracy theory that's not going to happen.
Yes, it is.
You need to go get boosters now.
And they're mad because only people over the age of 50 could do it for now.
And then we're like, well, we're going to need to expand the booster program to more people.
He's starting to remind me of that thing, that alien guy from, remember the first Men in Black movie?
Anybody else old?
Anybody kind of, you know, remember?
It was the insect alien guy in the dude's body, and he couldn't fit.
So he was all fucked up.
And he was just like, that's kind of how Strang feels like he's evolving to me.
He's some kind of creature.
Black guy bigot.
What's up, man?
He says, whatever happened to the MP William Amos?
Did he get fired for jerking off on a parliamentary Zoom meeting?
I think they promote those guys typically.
They're like, you know what?
You know what, Billy?
Will, whatever you're going by.
Pun.
I like your style.
You're a charismatic.
You're a go-getter.
You're just living in the moment, clearly, Mr. Amos.
I mean, you're just whatever.
Take it as it comes.
Fly by the seat of your pants that you're not wearing.
Promote them.
Let's do it.
It's like these are the people in charge.
That's the government.
This is a joke.
Like, that's, I mean, guys, I wish I was there.
Oh, and a friend of mine, a friend of mine, Haley, sent me some pictures of, so Alderney Landing is a spot downtown Dartmouth in Halifax, or just on the other side of the river, where they're doing testing.
And it was like around the block and down the street, down to the railroad tracks.
And you're just like, holy frigging God.
And there's like, like, this is going to take all day, all day long.
Like, you're going to be standing there for hours.
Like, I wouldn't, people don't stand in line that long to go to the Rolling Stones.
What are you doing?
And they're like, oh, I hope I don't have it.
Like, how do you feel?
They're like, I feel fine.
You're fine.
Go home.
What are you doing?
When did this happen that people like started?
Like, everyone's a hypochondriac now.
If you feel sick, like, like very ill, where you're like, this is unmitigated, like, this is horrible.
I feel really terrible.
This isn't good.
Then you go to the hospital.
Otherwise, you just don't because that's how it's always been forever.
Oh, and he said, he literally said this.
If you have any symptoms at all, just assume that you've got COVID and go get tested.
Whatever it is you have, it's probably COVID.
Go get tested.
I blew my nose earlier.
Does that...
I've got like sinus problems from when I was overseas.
But that's probably COVID.
And they do it, and they line up in the hundreds of people.
Hundreds of them.
Like, maybe thousands.
I don't know.
Like, oh, God, I hope it's not me.
Imagine a virus so deadly that you have to have someone tell you that you have it because you feel fine.
But I don't have any symptoms.
That's one of the symptoms.
Not having symptoms is one of the symptoms.
I think they said that too.
And they did.
Asymptomatic spread.
It's asymptomatic spread, which isn't a thing.
That's not real.
Like, there's so many doctors that are like, nah, that's not.
That's ridiculous, preposterous.
But, and that's been proven over and over again, but they still do it anyway.
Just because you don't have any symptoms and you feel fine doesn't mean you're fine.
So I was like, oh, so this is just the be scared show, is it?
Everybody's a bit terrified all the time.
All the time.
I stopped being concerned about Koronu like, oh man.
April, May of 2020, something like that.
We're coming into year two, and I'm like, are you guys still playing this game?
Are you doing this still?
Why?
What are you doing?
I wish I could go down to that lineup.
I would live stream it.
I would do it on Instagram or somewhere and just be like, what are you doing?
Like, like, you know, park my truck on the street and be like, hey, what are you doing?
Like, oh, I'm a line of the test.
Why?
Oh, I'm just making sure I'm doing my part, you know?
If you're sick, go to the hospital.
Oh, how do I know if I'm sick unless the test tells me that I'm sick or not?
What?
That I'm the crazy one.
Like, guys, you've lost your minds.
Stop it.
This is silly.
This is silly, silly, silliness now.
This is ridiculous.
They're scared of nothing.
It's retard.
Oh.
The children.
We got to get the children.
We got to get the children.
They have statistically 0% chance there's anything's going to happen to them.
That's a fact.
It's like 0.0 something percent chance that they will die.
Like a statistical zero, man.
A fraction of a percent.
So let's rush out and get a bunch of shit injected into my chill.
Forever, too, by the way.
Not just one time and done.
Like, no, no, we're going to do this over and over and over and over again, a whole bunch of times.
And it works so well.
That's why you need so many.
It works so well.
You need so many, but because it doesn't work as well as it should work as well as it does, is why we got to get more to make it work.
If it didn't, because it works so well, but doesn't work.
Just shut up and get it.
Just shut up and get more.
Get them all.
Get 50,000 of them.
I want you to be a walking.
I want you to look like that guy from Hellraiser.
Was that him?
Pinhead?
Where it's just, there's just needles protruding from every part of your body all the time.
I want you to walk around like this and then maybe, and cover that in plastic, and then put masks all over that, and then cover that in another layer of plastic.
Sanitize the plastic.
Spray yourself down with some kind of chemical, you know, neutralizing agent, bleach, whatever you got.
And then when that's done.
No, you can't go inside yet.
You're not ready yet.
You're definitely not ready.
Haven't you heard of Omicron?
There's Omicron out there.
Are you kidding?
You gotta mind?
So then when that's done, then you get another booster shot.
And then you have 15 minutes to get your groceries and get back to the house before the booster shot wears off.
And then you got to get another one.
All right?
So be quick.
Jack, be nimble.
Jack, be quick.
Jack Hope Strang chokes on the dick.
There you go.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, kids.
Come on, kids.
Let's go.
We've only got 10 minutes until my magic potion wears off and the Omicron gets me.
Like, this is real life?
Like, I feel like I woke up today and watched this for the first time.
I don't know what happened to me last night.
Something weird happened to me last night.
Maybe I got abducted.
I don't know.
I woke up and I was like, it was like I'd never seen this before.
Like, this is the first time I've seen this.
The last two years didn't happen.
I'm just like blinking like, this is a joke, right?
Like, are you kidding?
No, this is deadly serious.
Why?
Where?
Prove it.
We've got, and they announced, we've got 10 people in hospital right now.
Oh, my God, 10?
Really?
That's crazy.
It's like a million people in this province.
It's 10 people with COVID.
How old are they?
I don't know.
The numbers in front of me.
Well, they're under the donuts, Bobby.
Move the pastries.
It's under that.
It's in there.
It's there.
Yes, you do.
What do you mean you don't have the numbers?
You're the top doctor.
And he keeps calling himself, that's what Haley was saying, chief, the chief medical officer.
It's like medical officer.
Medical officer.
Like in the military, like my M.O.?
Do you mean?
Like, is he a colonel?
Like, who is this guy?
No, he's the chief, and he's the chief medical officer.
So how many medical officers are there?
There's so many medical officers, but he's the chief medical off.
He's in charge of all the other medical officers, whatever that term means.
Sounds very official.
Sounds very important.
Sounds very unquestionably authoritative, doesn't it?
I'm the chief medical officer.
Weren't you like a rugby guy?
Weren't you the guy that was the rugby team doctor and now you do this?
What else did she do?
She told me that he mixed up.
She's like, because she used to report on – He confused day surgery with elective surgery, like it was the same thing.
And that would be like, I'm the chief soldier officer of the Army of Dagolon.
Make sure everybody's, you know, I hold up a fucking an M4.
I'm like, make sure everybody's machine guns are stowed away properly.
They're like, does he, does he think that rifle's a machine gun?
Is that what he just said?
He's in charge.
That guy?
Are you fucking kidding me?
We're all just going to sit there and be like, whoa, that makes perfect sense.
He doesn't even know what he's talking about.
Like, this is day one shit.
This isn't like he made a minor error.
Like, I don't think he knows what he's doing at all.
Does anybody?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.
Blue Steel, LaTigra?
It's the same.
Delta, Omicron.
It's the same thing.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.
Oh, my God.
And the people that fucking just discovered it, right, are like, I don't know what you're freaking out about.
It's like, they have no symptoms at all, basically.
That woman who discovered it, the South African doctor's probably like, oh, why did I say anything?
You know?
Yeah, someone says it's the common cold.
Well, it's a coronavirus, right?
Which of there are lots?
Like the flu, the influenza A and B are coronaviruses.
The common cold is a coronavirus, and there's lots of different ones.
This is another one.
Oh, fuck.
Last night, too, I saw that.
Remember the bat soup?
The bats?
The delta variant and the COVID came from the bats.
Came from the bats.
And now last night I had a story.
I didn't get a chance to get to it, I don't think.
Where the Omicrons actually come from mice this time.
The bat tried to get a mouse, and then it picked it up and it's talent.
Do bats have talons?
I don't know.
Do they eat mice?
No, they eat bugs.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but neither do they.
So let's just make it up as we go.
And in my world, where bats have like eagle talons now, they're terrifying.
They're Diagobats.
They're freaks.
I don't know where they came from, but they mutated.
They mutated because bat soup or something, and now we've got bat talon creatures.
And anyway, it picked up a mouse, infected it with the talons, and it dropped it.
It dropped it because it remembered it left its bat talon family's oven on back at the bat cave.
And it's like, oh, crack, shit.
So I just dropped the mouse and went back to turn the oven off so his bat cave didn't burn down.
But then that mouse was now infected with the original with the delta variant.
And now it mutated inside the mouse.
And the mouse is a, this is a slutty mouse, by the way.
This mouse goes and it's just banging every other mouse.
And then now that creates the um krun variant now.
And that made its way to people because, again, Chinese, they'll eat anything.
The people in China are just eating fucking everything.
They're eating bats, mice, alligators, fucking, you know, they're inventing animals that don't exist yet just so they can eat them to see what it could take.
Well, what tastes like?
Let's combine a dog with an elephant.
And then let's eat that.
A delephant or Ella dog.
And they want to eat it because they want to see what it tastes like.
Because they eat everything.
You think I'm kidding?
Like, go, dude, they'll eat anything over there.
Trent Tebb says, big bats eat fruit.
Well, that's kind of a creepy image.
It's a picture of a bat, like, like chowing down on an orange.
Like, whoa.
It's kind of creepy.
It's kind of weird.
There he is again.
Does not want to boog, but Will says, apparently one of the symptoms of Omicron is a sore back.
Oh, of course it is.
So fuck, I'm going to the hospital.
Luckily, it's not from the fall in 2004.
I have COVID.
Oh, no.
Everything is it, man.
Everything is it.
Look, I've got Omicron right there.
See that?
I've got a cut on my finger.
I was trying to rearrange some equipment that I have, and I was trying to wedge something together with a utility, like a multi-tool that I have.
And anyway, it slipped, and I got Omicron.
So that's one of the symptoms, guys.
Heaven.
Heaven.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know.
I'm in a weird mood today.
I had someone, you know, it was Zoo told me.
He was like, you know what's going on with your beard?
It's because this is where I always touch my face like this and kind of go and do this.
It's like, and that's exactly where it's going gray.
And for a minute, I was like, is that possible?
Could that be a thing?
That's no.
And I had to think about it for like a minute.
I'm like, I'm an idiot.
No, that's not a thing.
It grows out of your face.
I don't know.
My brain.
I think my brain melted.
I just can't anymore.
It's just.
I just.
Oh, my God.
Maybe I'm the Joker now.
Is that what we're going to do?
I don't know.
Is that good?
That wouldn't be good for a lot of people, I would think.
First I thought it was a pandemic.
And then I realized it's a joke.
That's all a...
That's all a joke.
That's all a joke.
I mean, it shouldn't be.
And I'm able to laugh because when this happened, like, I remember, like, I have this really stupid asshole thing that I do.
It's called having a memory.
I know I'm really bad.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I'm trying to, like, be a better person.
I'm really, honestly making an effort.
And one of those things is to like take responsibility for your actions and accountability and this kind of thing.
And one of those things is that I remember things, and I know I'm not supposed to.
I know that's racist, and I know you're not supposed to remember things.
But I do.
And I'm sorry.
Hi, guys.
My name is Jeremy, and I remember things.
Hi, Jeremy.
Remembering Anonymous.
I remember.
I remember back when they said 5% of the human race was going to die.
I was like, shit.
Like, they're like, dude, it's going to be like the Spanish flu.
And it happens every hundred years just happens.
Like, oh, fuck.
I guess we're due.
And then it was like, oh, my God, it's a weaponized virus.
It escaped from a lab.
It's into the wild.
It's into airports.
Like, there's no stopping it now.
Oh, it's over.
We're all going to get this now.
Christ.
And I was like, fuck, I'm going to, like, probably at least four or five people I know in my life are going to die.
Maybe I'll die.
I don't know.
And I waited.
And I waited.
And still nothing happened.
So, and it's not that it's like still on its way.
Came and went.
And then many of its friends came and went also.
Delta came over for a while.
He was real spooky.
Now it's Ubi-Kunte.
Oh, for fuck.
One of the guys in one of the chats said, was it Bass?
Was it you?
I can't remember.
It's like somebody's like, how long can this continue?
Like, how long can this actually go on for?
And he was like, judging by the lineups outside for the testing centers, I'd say a couple more years.
It's like, oh, God.
I don't want to.
But, yeah, it could.
Definitely could happen.
Black God Bigot says, while crows do nearly as well as Ravens solving intelligence tests, crows have an uncanny memory for human faces and can remember if that particular person is a threat.
We use the crows will hunt down and dude.
Like, this is why the Agalon has the crows.
You trust the crows.
The crows know who's got to go.
Because once this becomes like an angry mob that it's going to be, they must be scared of this.
Like, there was a bunch of people at Doug's.
Doug Ford couldn't get into his House apparently, because there's so many people there, which is amazing.
Like, fucking good.
Good for him.
A lot of people can't get into their houses anymore because they lost them because they lost their jobs because Doug Ford took them away.
So I really don't have any sympathy.
But, you know, it's like, well, how do we keep track?
There's so many criminals.
There's so many people that need to pay for what they've done.
And you just don't, don't worry.
The crows will remember it.
The crows know.
They're keeping track of all of this.
They're in the trees.
They've got a vantage point.
They're watching everything that's going on.
They're keeping track of everybody.
Ah!
Yes.
Who is it?
Ah!
Yeah.
Oh, you're right.
I forgot about that guy.
That's right.
I forgot all about Ian Rankin.
Yeah, let's go get him too.
And McNeil.
Yes, the other premier.
Fuck all.
Yeah, good for you, Crow.
Thank you.
No, we'll feed you.
Don't worry.
Somebody.
Somebody will.
He thinks he talks to crows.
Ken W says, so of the bat, if the bat gave it to the mouse, couldn't the old lady just eat a spider?
And, yeah, forget it.
Right, we need to reverse engineer Koronu back through the hellgate from which it came.
And the only way to do that is we have to outgross the Chinese.
We have to eat grosser things than them.
And then our.
This is so like, I don't know.
I just can't play anymore.
Like, my emotional reserves, they're done.
They're over.
Like, I can't pretend I give a shit anymore or like really be that worry.
I mean, these people are out of their minds.
It's just, just let it go.
Just let it go off the cliff.
The monkey's out of control.
He's got a knife.
He's got a top hat and a monocle.
He's driving the train.
He's throwing the knife around.
He's like trying to open a safe.
Like, there's no one driving it at all.
And you're just like, the control panel's on fire.
You're like, how's it look up there, man?
Oh, it's over.
It's, yeah, forget it.
This train's going down.
Just get comfortable.
I don't know.
Assume crash positions.
I don't know what to tell you.
Why be that upset about it?
Like, it's literally that bad.
Full draw scarves.
How you doing, man?
He says, oh, hey, yo, yo.
I get kicked out of a choppers this afternoon.
So I'm wearing a mask.
Oh, I sneeze.
She's like, sir, you're not well.
You got to leave.
I said, I got a cold.
You remember those?
Everyone was frantic.
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
You've never seen people like.
Yeah.
Colds don't exist either.
Like, they don't.
Strang said that last year.
Or that's how one of my other channels got banned was I played a clip of him saying that the flu doesn't exist anymore.
There's no flu anymore.
It's just all the cases are...
He said those words.
There's no case.
I've never seen this before, but there are no influences.
There's normally like whatever it was.
I'm just throwing numbers around because I can't remember the specific numbers, but I remember the ratio, right?
And it was basically like, man, in a typical year, you'd have 10,000 cases of, you know, in a place.
I don't know if it's Nova Scotia, 10,000 people hospitalized with the flu in a typical year.
Well, what did we have this year?
Oh, seven.
We had seven.
Like, it was that drastic of a change, and no one was like, what?
Yeah, just the flu is just gone.
Like, is it possible that you're marking down people with something else when they really just have the flu?
Is that possible?
Because that would make sense when you look at the numbers here, Bobby.
Oh!
Sugar!
I need sugar!
Oh, God.
The boog and blue talk.
How you, man?
How you doing, thanks?
He says, eat Alka-Seltzer tabs and run around Walmart yelling.
The fast isn't working.
That would be a hilarious video.
I wonder, oh, I don't know if I'm that kind of person, though.
I love trolling.
That kind of shit is really amusing.
Like, stuff that like, well, you know, like what Sam Hyde used to do.
Like, you know, a lot of these guys used to do.
And then just like, it is funny.
It is fucking hilarious.
Worski used to do kind of stuff, you know?
Just being an asshole.
That would be fun.
I was like, I could do that.
Do something like that.
Liquid Boogie says, not only do crows remember the faces of those who are threats, they pass it down to their offspring.
What?
Geez, crows are better at keeping their own children alive than we are.
Does not want to boog Will says, well, Doug Ford's company ran the entire time during the pandemic, and he kept collecting his check.
Oh, he's richer than he's ever been.
He's making a ton of money.
He's made millions and millions and millions of dollars.
I believe.
I could be wrong, but I. Pilot Mike says we just need to toss all the evil ones into a volcano means it's worth a shot.
I would be for that.
I'm fine with that.
I like to, if you're going to execute like an evil person, you can't just shoot them in the woods.
Get everybody in on it.
Make it a community event.
Make it a pay-per-view.
People can buy tickets.
It's this Saturday.
It's at 8 p.m.
At 8 p.m.
You know, we're dropping this guy into a volcano from a helicopter.
Or we're going to lower him in slowly, like maybe with a rope.
And he can like, you know, if he wants to do the Terminator 2 thing where he's just slowly on fire and melted and he can do like the thumbs up as he's lowered into the fucking volcano.
Something, something, you know?
That would be fun.
We could do that.
Like it's just, you know, anything to spice up your day, make life a little more interesting for you, you know?
Voodoo personal.
How are you?
Nice to see you.
He says, or she, I have no idea who this person is.
And if ever a real deadly virus arrives, they will tell us, this time it's true.
Take the vaccine.
No kidding.
Who will believe them?
Right?
There's so much damage that's been done, right?
The lies are so obvious to so many people, and it's just really becoming too much.
That chat, though, man, that YouTube chat was, oh, oh, it was insane.
And there's a bunch of people in there that like from here, I think, there's a bunch of them like, hey, man, what's up?
I'm like, hey, you came here to troll these people too, did you?
They're like, yo.
Oh, fuck them.
And it was just complete anarchy in there.
It was madness.
I couldn't believe they opened it.
And some of the people are like, I can't believe this is open.
Like, where are the moderators?
Like, there is None.
It's just, it's a free-for-all.
It's like, you know what, you know what it was like?
It's like if there's a truck that's carrying money and has an accident, it flips over on the highway, driver's killed, and there's just you and a ton of people there, and there's just money blowing around.
And you're like, everyone's just like, fuck it, take it, take it, let's go, let's go, let's go.
They're like shoveling money into their car before anyone finds out what's going on.
Take as much as you can.
Get it all.
They're just giving it to them.
People are like, we're coming to your house, Strang.
You're done.
Time I know where you left.
Oh my God.
It was just like...
It was so crazy.
So fast.
25,000 people.
Probably 1,000 of them, 2,000 in that chat, just losing it.
It was way crazier than any live stream I've ever done.
And they get crazy.
And this was something else.
How long am I going to go in here?
40 minutes already.
I'm going to open the telegram.
Or I think.
I don't think there's anything else I want to talk about.
I don't know.
I think I'm run out of.
Let's do that.
I'm going to see who's on Telegram.
Who wants to talk to me?
Greg Arcade does.
I like him.
Let's see what he wants to say.
Greg, are you there, sir?
We're speaking with Greg Arcade on the line coming all the way in from Manitoba, deep behind the enemy lines of Second.
Greg, are you there, sir?
I'm here, man.
How you doing?
I'm excellent.
Thank you for calling.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just listening.
Thought I would say hi.
Okay.
I don't have anything to say.
You know me.
I don't like to talk.
This is supposed.
There's people listening.
I got stuck.
I can't get in here.
Like, what are we doing here?
Figure it out.
Fuck's sake.
I don't.
I do it.
Do a dance.
Can you just, you know, do the.
Man, I don't video stream.
You know that.
Good stream last night, man.
Congrats on 200.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
What do you think of that one?
That was a weird one.
Yeah, I feel like you were definitely being really nice.
Strange, it's your fucking stream.
You do what you want.
Not everybody can just play music.
You got to balance it out at times, you know?
And I think it was just one of these things.
I just felt like it's time.
These things need to be said, I think.
Every once in a while, you know what I mean?
You can't do that.
You're a human too, man.
I think a lot of people, people sometimes forget that shit, too.
And there's new people coming in and out all the time.
You know what I mean?
So it's like every once in a while, you got to be like, remember, guys, we're not evil pieces of shit.
Okay.
Just keep that in mind.
Well, hold on.
I think you're selling them the wrong thing.
You're not evil pieces of shit.
You're in for a shock in a week.
Yeah.
Join one of the groups.
No, I'm just kidding, man.
It's good to see you just sitting here not loading mags.
Yeah, well, there's no need of that.
Everything's fine.
Everything's happy camping time.
Yeah, happy, happy time.
Billy's back there.
He's happy.
Everybody's happy.
Everybody's just having a happy time.
Having a happy goose time.
Well, anybody else want to get in here?
Okay, bye.
All right, fine.
Fine.
Hold on, I'll hang out if you want, but I'm kind of like, I'm a lot to handle and I'm aware.
A lot of people don't think I'm aware of that fact.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Well, we'll just have to hang out more.
The dreaded thing, you don't want a woman to say.
I've seen bigger.
I've had bigger men than you to deal with.
All right.
So don't worry about that.
That's just because you can't get me excited enough, baby.
Okay, where's my pen?
I got to write that one down.
I know, right?
What a nightmare.
I can't believe so many people are still.
Like, it's so obviously stupid, you know?
I can't believe it.
Like, how do you just see what's going on and still be like, no, it's fine.
Like, I was at a family function the other day and they're like, oh, well, there's a new variant coming.
And it's like, what the, guys, come on.
Like, you raised me.
Am I in trouble that I'm like older?
Am I going to start thinking like you?
Yeah.
What's the next one going to be?
Like, what, what, that's what I really find hilarious.
Like, this is just going to get more and more ridiculous.
But what I'm concerned, what does concern me is like, what are they going to do when it starts to fall apart?
Like, what's the kill switch they have?
What's the ace in the hole?
There is no kill switch.
This has all happened before, man.
I guess.
Like, think about everyone.
All of history is so faking gay.
It is.
And it's just, you can't even deny that it is.
No, those things definitely happen.
Well, it's been happening for so long.
Like, people get used to something, right?
And they've been winning for so long, but eventually they won't.
It's like, imagine, you know what it feels like?
Imagine growing up with Muhammad Ali.
You know what I mean?
Like this guy is an unstoppable fucking force.
You know what I mean?
He's just damn.
And then at one, and then it's like 1980, and you're like, oh, damn, Ali's not good anymore.
Like, he needs to retire.
He's getting beat up.
Like, how did this happen?
That's exactly what's happening.
And there's one thing, too.
Like, everybody be forewarned.
I'm slightly blackfilled today.
So I'm just like, everything's bullshit.
Walk this.
I'm going to die.
I think what happens to our side is to go.
At some point, Greg's running around punching holes in the lifeboats.
It's pointless anyway.
I'm doing you a favor.
We all have to drown at some point.
No, but the beach it does.
He's so crazy.
No, but like, what happens to our side is like we go, oh man, there's no living with them.
And then we just disappear into the rural wilderness.
And it just, I think that may be what happens over and over again.
Cause like, how many old-timers have you met who are just like, man, that guy's seen some shit.
And they're just like, oh, that guy thinks I'm a loser because I'm still part of this system.
Yeah.
Like, that's where I'm starting to get with my head.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm dumb, but whatever.
There's a lot of people figuring it out, though, man.
Like, so I went to this get-together there in the city over the weekend.
And there was like, there's a lot of people that like, there essentially would have been normal.
Like, in just the last two years, and they're asking me about like all of the things and all the documents.
And they know about a lot of the things and the documentaries.
And I'm really surprised.
I'm like, whoa, like, oh, man, this is, You know, this is really getting out there, isn't it?
Things are really spreading around now.
Because it's, you know, it's just true.
And eventually, people can ignore it, can ignore reality if it's not that harmful to do it.
You know what I mean?
It's like, ugh, like, you know, back when Stephen Harper was.
Sorry?
Oh, I was going to say, at that family function I was at, I started picking up that a couple of the people who are like family friends, right?
I feel like they were starting to get it.
And my wife looked over to me because the one guy, like older gentleman, great guy, love him to death.
And he's just like, well, what do you think of all this?
And she looks at me because she's like, oh, fuck, here we go.
Craig's going to say something.
I go, well, do you want the socially acceptable response or do you want the truth?
Because like, I'm done.
And then I started, he's like, well, I want the truth for sure.
And I said the truth.
And then everyone's like, oh, hold on there.
You know?
So it's just like, well, what do you want?
I'm just going to like, I'm going to go to the kitchen and drink by myself with my golf.
Yeah, you're going to have to process it.
I remember the first time I watched a documentary a gentleman made that it was so shocking to me that I was like, this is.
Was it a pornography?
Wow.
No, that came after.
That's what I do so I can sleep at night and relax because I'm just so stressed out.
Just furiously.
I can't shut up.
Why am I talking about it?
Are you talking?
Should I talk right now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is a train road.
You can't say this in public.
Sorry.
There you go.
I keep using that screen.
Yeah, I know, but I saw it and I was just like, this is like, it was so different than what I had, you know what I mean?
It wasn't like, here's the truth.
It's slightly a little bit different than what you think.
Like, no, it's radically, radically different than you thought what was going on.
And it's like, holy shit.
But it never goes away.
It stayed with me.
And then for like a year.
And then I went back and watched it again.
And then I thought about it some more.
And then I started like double checking some of this stuff.
And I'm like, eventually it's just like, Jesus Christ, you know, I think I've used this metaphor before too.
It's like if your spouse or somebody is like cheating on you, like it doesn't happen all at once.
Like, well, hopefully not because it's horrifying.
But you just surprise.
You're like, what the fuck?
But it's like you were suspicious for a long time.
Like there is something.
There's clues.
There's little hints.
And then you start getting suspicious.
And then, you know what I mean?
It's a dance.
It takes a little while.
And that's now it's basically now there's a lot of people realizing that the government is a slut.
And it's, you know, like, oh my God, it's fucking everybody, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I think that plays into what I was saying before, where it's like, this has happened before and it's going to happen again.
And it's like this deadly cycle because there's people like us who are like, oh, yeah, this comes in gradually.
And then there's that side who's just like, oh my gosh, there's Nazis.
I'm going to fight them today.
Oh, man, I definitely fight them.
I definitely do that.
It's like, no, you didn't.
You sat on your ass while a bunch of people got called bad names by the media system that was designed to diminish them.
And those people are standing up for you, you shit.
And it's just like, it's like you reach a point where you're like, I don't want to stand up for those dicks anymore.
Like, I stand up for my friends, like people in this chat.
I just try to, yeah, I try not to let them demoralize me because it's like, you know, there's a lot of people that are worth saving and do need, you know what I mean?
But there's just totally.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
But yeah, but if you let them be like, then you, then you stop helping at all.
And now other people that, you know, you could have helped are suffering because you're not putting the effort on it anymore.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Gary says.
Oh, what the hell was that?
You're in the work.
Since the Dagolon 200 was full of apologizing, here's mine for not showing up.
It wasn't full of apology.
Oh, my God.
You're making me sound like it was a fucking Dr. Phil episode.
It wasn't that bad.
I have to make you a screen where you're sitting at the front of the class apologizing for something you did.
Or maybe the Bart Simpson.
The Bart Simpson intro.
He's writing on the board.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I will stop being such a piece of shit.
I don't know what I can do.
A couple people have messaged me because they don't.
How did they message me?
Anyway, they said, how are you in the chat?
And I'm like, no, I'm just on Telegram, but there's people on Entropy.
Oh, right.
So, yeah, what I'm using now is my Telegram page.
So t.me slash Reggie Gus's Telegram page.
If you don't have the app, I don't know what's wrong with you.
I don't know where you've been.
I don't know what you must be brand new and not have anything.
You're probably if you don't have Telegram by now, you're probably like, there's a building seven?
What do you mean?
Yeah, like look at building seven.
You're like, oh man, you are so far behind.
Woof.
We got to, all right.
Put them in grade primary.
Like, you sit at the front of the bus.
We're going to give you a tutor.
You're going to do extra work after class.
Someone's going to have to come home with you.
Yeah.
You're going to need to.
You're in a dissident right-wing kindergarten where it's like start a gab account and then and then come find us in a few years.
They need a teacher's aid.
Yeah.
They're like, listen.
Gary has to police them.
I was like, come on, kids.
There's like seven of them and they've got like lollipops.
Like, what's going on?
You're like, oh, God.
Like, they're way behind.
We'll get you there.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's funny.
I feel like I'm hijacking this stream from you, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm almost done.
I got to go eat here in a second anyway.
So I'll get another.
Hey, can I plug our Christmas show?
My SO.
Okay, so you guys know Chris Burke.
Fuck you, man.
Doing this for you.
So Chris Burke does his East Coast kitchen party the hour before Ragecast tomorrow.
And I'm going to be joining him.
And then we got some special messages from a couple of the other content creators in the community.
And we're going to play you some tunes, probably Christmas songs.
I don't know.
I didn't start learning any yet, but we'll try.
And yeah, we'll have some fun.
If you guys want to come out, grandma got locked up in her seniors' home.
She can't come out because she's not vaccinated.
Oh, man.
Do I forget?
Grandma's going to die alone.
Merry Christmas, Tim Houston.
Yeah, it's great.
Everything's fine.
Perfect.
Yeah, everything's fine.
The dog sits in the house with the flames around.
This is fine.
I don't know.
I'm okay.
I've had worse things than this about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Remember that time it rained on Halloween, Greg?
That was a bad time.
Man, that was worse.
That was way worse.
You guys have Halloween where it's not like minus temperatures?
That's fine.
Oh, yeah.
in Winnipeg.
It was just like...
It's like the darkness is coming.
It's like Game of Thrones where you have to, like, the children of Winnipeg have to escape the shade because they'll freeze to death if they get caught in it.
Kids, get back inside.
It's October 25th.
You know what happens?
Man, some years, some years it's gorgeous and some years it's honestly like what it is outside right now, which isn't that, it's okay.
I'm saying it's not that bad, but it's like minus 20 or something.
Yeah, it makes it feel alive.
Yeah, a nice, nice dry air.
That's really good for the lungs.
Could the weather kill me today?
We'll find out.
Everyone in Winnipeg's walking around with like, well, I've got board shorts here, just in case it's that kind of day.
And over here, I've got a tech survival suit.
It's like springtime if you're like a high school kid, right?
You have that kid who's like in flip-flops and shorts, and it's like three degrees.
I don't even feel cold.
Everybody's met that kid.
Why in the okay?
Oh, yeah, I got to shut this down a minute.
I'll talk to you.
But why is that a thing?
Why do those kids exist?
And everybody knows one.
I met one of them not that long ago.
It's because that's like the identity, man.
And that's what makes them feel like a person.
Cause it's like, I really like real big fish.
And that's why I'm going to wear these Hawaiian shorts and flip-flops.
It's like, that will be a reason why one of these people do this.
Like, there's always that guy, right?
I remember I was at a New Year's Eve party way, way, way back with my kid's mom, like right when we first started dating.
So like 10 years ago or something or eight years ago, something like that.
And there was this guy there who was just, it was New Year's Eve.
It was January, you know, New Year's Eve.
And it was Fredericton, New Brunswick.
It wasn't like, we were in Florida.
The guy's in like shorts and a t-shirt.
And I'm just like, we're outside.
I'm like, aren't you, dude?
Aren't you cold?
He's like, I don't get cold.
I'm like, oh, for, oh, fucking Mr. Freeze over here, guys.
He's got superpowers.
Like, what an idiot.
Hold on.
Before I validate your side of the story, what was the temperature?
Oh, fuck.
It was probably, I don't want this to be like, it was like 13 degrees.
It was so cold.
No, no, it wasn't, it wasn't like minus 30 where it's like he's going to imminently get frost.
It was cold enough that he would have been very uncomfortable, but was refusing to admit that he was.
Because that's what fucking, you know, I don't even get cold.
Put a sweater on, you fucking idiot.
It was like minus 12 outside or something, right?
He's got a t-shirt on.
I'm like, what are you doing?
He's like, I'm just tough.
I'm like, no, you're not.
You're an idiot.
There's a difference between being tough and being an idiot.
You're being an idiot right now.
And I had seen it since I went to high school.
You would get in high school is a friend of mine who would come to school in shorts all the time.
And I'm like, what?
It's fucking February, Richard.
And he's like, whatever.
I don't care.
Or you get those girls who wear a tube top as a whole dress.
And they're like, I have to go get something warm from my locker.
And they come back in like these little misses.
See, this is that's worse.
So those women are brainwashed.
And I've seen them.
I've gone out to like bars and stuff.
I mean, I'm not a good boy.
I've done some things.
And they'll be there in skimpy, like slutty outfits.
And it's like minus 27. And I'm like in a winter coat and like with a hat on.
I'm like looking at them like, and there, and she's just like, and in her head, it's like it's more important.
I really hope some guy slings one up me tonight.
It's like, it's more, remember, it's more important to look pretty than to survive.
Like, oh my God, how brainwashed are you, lady?
Like, oh, I can't feel my pants because they're frozen off, but it's fine because I look good.
And then they just dug all over dead.
We have to fix this culture.
This is ridiculous.
Like looking back on the last 20 years, like even things in the 90s and 80s were hilarious, but at least they were hilarious.
But like the last little bit, how you know what it feels?
It's just like, no, learn to bake a loaf of bread.
It's another analogy.
That's sexy.
Like hockey team.
I used to really follow hockey a lot.
And there's like, they go through phases where you like try and build a championship team.
And then sometimes it works.
And then sometimes it just goes horribly wrong.
Like a few years into this, you're just like, oh, this is a fucking disaster.
Like, it started off.
I thought we were going to do something good here.
It looked good.
These were good players.
We fucking, we got Dion Fanuff on the team.
You know, we, we, things are looking.
And then a couple of years later, it's like, oh, this is an unmitigated disaster.
We have to blow it all up and start all over again.
This is fucking awful.
You know, we need a new coach.
We don't need a new coach.
We need to do everything.
Everything's, everybody's got to go.
Get clean house.
You know, try to die again.
That's society.
It's, we're, we're in stage year four of the rebuild, which is not going well.
So let's try again.
Being a kid from Winnipeg, one of the biggest heartbreak things was the NHL when I still cared about sports ball.
Now I think it's the gayest thing in the world.
It's like, like, Otto, I'm in and out on Owen Benjamin, but I really think he is right when he's like, you know, there's nothing more like cuckoldy than wearing another guy's name on the, did he steal that from me?
I said that like two years ago and I've been saying it for a while.
It might have made it to, but I mean, I don't, someone probably, because we had a lot of crossover.
Like a lot of people that listen to me also listen to him.
Yeah.
It probably made its way into his ear somewhere.
But I remember saying that I was just, it just hit me.
You're wearing another man's name on your back like he owns you.
Like you're his bitch and he's your pimp or something.
Like it's kind of fucked up when you think about it.
You know, it is weird, man.
It's weird.
When you think about all this stuff that we've been into or encouraged to be a part of, in the end, it's just like, what the, what the fuck has been going on?
Like when the veil lifts, right?
And it's, it lifted slowly over a few years here for most people, but I remember getting mine lifted a little sooner and it's like, holy shit.
Fucking good.
And then like when you see someone who left, it's like, you're out?
You're out?
How did you do this?
Yeah.
I'm just outside the fence, like eating, eating a, eating a sandwich, like, hey.
And they're like, what the fuck?
Weren't you just in here?
I'm like, I was.
I tunneled out.
I dug a tunnel.
Yeah.
I'm like, where is it?
I'm like, it's in there.
Keep working.
Do you want to come back in?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Thank you.
It's crazy in there.
Everyone's getting stuck in needles and like eye bleeding watching TV and like other kids are all sluts and killing each other.
And you're like, do you want to come back in here?
I'm like, no, I'm fine out here.
You enjoy yourself.
They're murderous sluts.
Oh, my God.
You're making so sexy.
Like, oh, God.
This is so hot the way you're killing me.
Like, what in the fuck is going on in there?
Well, this is Western civilization, Johnny.
Like, oh, that's terrible.
Well, that's gone.
We need to save it.
Nope.
Looking at an old picture of your grandparents from the 50s with your parents, and you're just, then you look back into the nightmare and look back at the picture, and you're just like, How, how did, how did, how did we, what happened?
How did this happen?
What?
Oh, I don't know.
Was I?
Okay, so my buddy from here, was I telling you the thing about the Velveeta?
Did I tell you that?
No, no, no.
So, okay, so like you have pictures of your grandparents who are like, go hunt something and eat it and then bake something.
And then they built an engine that afternoon so that they could make their stuff around.
And then their children, their children are like, I guess my parents' generation.
So not to say this about my parents, but in general, I know there's a lot of boomers in here too.
Sorry, boomers.
But it's like, you better lick up that last squirt of Velveeta on your plate and wash it down with that mountain dew.
If you don't eat that mountain dew, there'll be no cool whip for dinner, you know, or for dessert.
It's like, that's who you want to listen to with all this going on?
Just go get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kids, it's supper time.
Have some Kool-Aid and have some fucking, you know, like that's some yellow colored chemicals with your red colored chemicals.
Make sure you get your green.
That's your mountain dude.
Ask questions.
Like, here, have some hot dogs and bologna sandwiches, kids.
Like, these are food that we would eat.
I'm like, this isn't even food.
I didn't know any better.
And now they're just cocked.
It's weird.
It's weird.
Like, and if anybody wants to go down a cool rabbit hole, go look up the origins of supermarkets.
But anyway, so they're all full of food that kills you now.
And that's another thing that like Fuljrah and me wanted to get going, right?
Doing like a recipes channel.
Because I found a lot of people don't know how to cook because like you don't need a lot of shit.
I mean, I learned how to cook like five things.
I'm like, good, done.
And that's all you need to do.
Like rotate five good things and then you'll be happy.
But I think you get out of the supermarket.
You know, you've got pizza night and then you're usually hungover one of those days anyway, so you don't eat much anyway.
And there you go.
You're done.
And you've got cannola.
Hey, oh, yeah.
Alex over here.
Yeah, Fairy's in here, too.
What's going on over here?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, just destroying your stream.
Yeah, he's completely hijacked.
That's fine.
I'm going to go, but 20 minutes later, we're talking about cannolis and Velveeta chips.
Get out of here before we start talking about what's on the dark side of the moon or something.
What's going on up there?
Dude, we're on the dark side of the moon.
Oh, we are.
I muted him.
I had to get rid of him.
It was never going to end.
It was just...
Oh, he's out with the doggy.
He's got the doggy ult.
Oh, nice.
How do I big this bigger now?
I just want to.
There we go.
So, okay, you can do this.
You can throw my desktop that way.
There he goes.
He's the littlest bigot.
Good she's dead.
He's looking at the music.
Where's the mask?
You need the mask.
He's going to go.
He's trying to find someone to go do a dog Hitler salute to.
He's working his way up to the Count Dankula.
Oh, there he is.
Look at this.
What he needs is some doggles.
I want some doggles for my dog.
Doggles?
Dog goggles.
Yeah, goggles for your dog.
They're called goggles.
I saw the picture you posted.
That was him, wasn't it?
He had the goggles on.
He's like, he is.
No, no, that was somebody else's sally that they have.
That's just another Malinoi dog that someone has put goggles on.
Apparently, that's what we do here.
We look at these dogs and we put things on their heads to make them angry.
I don't know.
There's a few Malinois in the community.
Yeah, I kind of mentioned this.
I'd hate to be the person that busts through the door.
Oh, they're losing some nuts.
That wouldn't be a good idea.
It looks pretty cold over there.
No, it's not so bad today.
I think it's like minus five.
See, see, he's dressed appropriately.
Because imagine if he's one of the, I was laughing on your stream last night.
You're like, they used to call me Big Greasy.
And I was like, I wonder if you were that guy.
Like, you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt because he's a big dude, right?
I don't even get cold.
I just sweat.
I'm not even cold.
Like, it's minus 16, Alex.
No, I'm fine.
It's totally fine.
Like, you're a liar.
You're a human being.
It's cold.
Put on a fucking sweater.
I would absolutely rather be minus 30 than plus 30. I fucking hate plus 30. Well, I'm not going to lie.
Usually when I go hunting, it's like minus 20. Minus 30, and I'm fucking.
What's that?
He's European.
We're not tropical creatures.
We're not meant to live in the goddamn Caribbean and the Sahara.
It's too hot.
It's too much.
Too much going on there.
That's how it's true.
All right.
Anyway, you got anything else?
I got to get out of here.
I got to go get something to eat.
Yeah, you better go fucking eat.
Like, what the fuck?
You're not eating.
What's going on over here?
You sick?
That's what my non-no-would always say.
Greg's mess.
What?
You're not eating.
What?
You're sick?
Oh, oh.
Let's go.
Hurry up.
You got to get up.
It's a console.
Let's get some food in here.
Yeah, hilarious.
Ba, lasagna, my friend's over.
Hurry up.
Greg's messaging me.
He's like, you son of a bitch.
Dude, we're talking about food now.
That's it.
We're fucked.
I want to just All right, man.
I'll talk to you later.
Cheers, guys.
Okay, all right, man.
There was something else I wanted to.
And I got to get out of here.
I just wanted to laugh about how stupid and silly and all this kind of stuff is.
And, you know, hang out with my friends for a couple of minutes.
There's one of the guys.
He's been around forever.
He's probably one of my oldest.
He's been around the whole longest, I think.
Quickdub.
And he doesn't use Telegram.
He refuses to do it.
He's like, well, I won't.
And I thought this the other day.
I was like, this is hilarious.
Can you imagine if I did something like this?
And I easily could.
And that's why I was like gut bust laughing.
It's like, I could do this to him.
And it's pretty harmless, but it's really fucking funny and annoying.
So I might do it.
And he's like, he was talking to one of the other guys in stream.
He's like, I won't get telegram because I'll have to give them my phone number.
I don't want to give them their phone number.
And then like in the next sentence, he's like, do you want my phone number?
And it's like, everyone's like, dude, get on Telegram.
He's like, no, I refuse.
So I'm like, he's going to wake up one morning and he's going to have 900 text messages.
And he's going to be like, what the fuck is going on?
Because I put on telegram to everyone, text this number and tell, tell Tustin to get, tell him to get Telegram.
And my 6,000 people on Telegram and probably a good 500 of them would do it, you know?
Just text a number, tell him to get Telegram.
And it would be hilarious.
And his number would be burned.
He'd have to get a new one.
And he was like, I've had that number for 20, my whole life.
I'm like, well, no, you need a new one.
It's fine.
And he'd be so mad to bring him in.
And I'd keep doing it.
Like, text him again.
Keep getting, come on, get him to.
Just being a dick.
It's funny.
All right.
Yeah.
I won't do that to you quickly.
But maybe I will.
I don't know.
I have his number.
It could happen.
If I decide that it's time you need to get telegram, he's not.
I don't think he's watching right now, but he's going to fucking be in for a goddamn surprise soon.
All right.
All right.
I got to go.
Get some food into me.
So anyway, just wanted to say hi and share the news of everything is ridiculous right now.
Like really, really ridiculous.
It's not, you know, it's a serious pandemic.
Like, this isn't World War II.
It's not like, no, it's just literally smoke and mirrors and nonsense.
And, you know, as Owen Benjamin would say, you know, wizard people casting spells.
That's really what's going on.
It's really, really bizarre and hilarious.
And if you can laugh at it, you're going to do a lot better than, you know, being super stressed about.
I mean, it is still obviously stupid.
It has to end.
But I mean, in the grand scheme of things, it could be a lot worse.
They are pretty ridiculous.
So anyway, what was I doing?
I don't remember.
Time to go.
Gonna go eat some food.
I hope you guys are having a good afternoon.
I think what's going on tonight is Edgy's, the Edge Stream.
Is that tonight?
Potentially, I think.
I may, I should probably.
I think I'll be back on Wednesday for another one.
And then Wednesday night would be 201.
And then obviously Friday is Christmas Eve.
I have children.
I will not be streaming on Christmas Eve.
I have a family.
I mean, I love you guys, but I'm not a psychopath.
And then maybe the 27th.
Probably the 27th, Monday would be 202.
And then we've got the 29th.
And then the 31st.
I don't know what I'm doing New Year's Eve.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We're doing something.
We'll figure it out.
Something shitty is going to happen.
Where's my goddamn song?
It's always like this.
Why does it always got to be like this?
You know what I mean?
Everyone's like, I literally don't know what you mean because you're just half.
I know I'm aware of this.
And I'm doing it again right now.
I have like six thoughts going on at once, and I'm only saying parts of all of them.
And people are trying to understand what I'm trying to say, and nobody knows what I'm talking about.
And I don't even know what I'm talking about.
So it's best to just, you know, treat it like a bad hip-hop song where you're like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
It sounds okay, I guess.
I'm not really listening to it.
You know?
Hey.
Something like that.
I don't know what that was.
I'm not even high.
Can you imagine?
There's a stream in Entropy.
Planned Podcast got up for you.
EntropyStream.live slash NGDTV coming on later tonight.
That was House Arrest 29. That's what this is.
Screwing around and talking nonsense about whatever the hell I feel like it while I drink coffee out of this...
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These hoes who used to play me and they broke.
We gon' take over the world while these bitters get mad.
Take over the world watch these bitters get mad.
That's where all my bitches mad at.
She's just crazy like a half.
Hop into the car and then take them to the pad.
Them motherfuckers think they know me, but they never met the kids.
They all come with excellence and money.
Make benevolence irrelevant for the fuckers who never been intelligent.
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