Alien Ant Farms and Space Communists (Premium E315) Sample
A self-proclaimed whistleblower’s post has gone viral on the r/UFOS subreddit. They claim, through their work as a government contractor, that they have become privy to an intergalactic wager made by aliens betting on our survival in a future war we fight against bugs. Tight!
But that’s just a side note to what she claims is the real alien coverup: that a communist version of our planet exists on a nearby star system – and that the US government is doing everything in its power to make sure we don’t discover that they are doing a LOT better than we are.
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I've been kind of like fighting with my wife recently, but not fighting, but kind of fake fighting, you know, to like keep the relationship, you know, to keep it funny about getting a new TV because of all the like, you know, Black Friday sales and stuff.
And our TV is fine.
I just want something like bigger because I think I'm going blind.
It's either that or the text in the video games is getting smaller and I just can't read it.
And so I've been talking about this like OLED technology.
Like, oh, I mean, this is what we've got is all tech and like we should get the OLED.
And she's, you know, from the perspective, like, but this TV is fine.
It's great, actually.
It's one of the best TVs I've seen.
There's nothing wrong with this one.
And I totally understand it.
And really, I'm just like, oh, but I'm going blind.
Like, I need that extra five inches or whatever just to be able to like see a little bit better.
You got to get your eyes checked.
I went in recently and I got near, I got reading glasses, but now I'm worried that I should go in again.
You get the dual, the dual ones for old people where it's like half of it's far, half of it's near.
They, you know, the guy, the guy at Lens Crafters, I'm sorry to plug a company, but that's where I went.
The guy at Lens Crafters offered that.
He said, I can do, you know, your slight prescription on the bottom, but and then you get bifocals.
Is that what they're called?
I think so, yeah.
And all sorts of stuff, blue light protection, you know, the works.
And I was like, how, how long does that take to get used to realistically, to be able to like look in one direction and it's like good for one angle, but then a different direction for another angle.
And he said, it usually takes, you know, about three months to adjust.
And I went, oh, I ain't doing that work.
And I didn't get them.
And now I'm wishing that I had.
You should get two different glasses, too.
That's what I want.
I want two different to switch off, you know, for different occasions.
But I just got a text.
I just got a text from her as I was about to go.
If you're hearing that, you know, to do the beginning.
And she says, you can go ahead and get the TV.
And it's because she's staying with friends and they have the OLED.
And so she's seen the light.
So I've got green light for, you know, the my, you know, the, the Christmas present to myself with a Hanukkah present to myself in this case.
So let's go.
Okay, we can do that as like the cold open and then we can start the, then we can start the episode.
We'll see if that works, Corey.
We'll see if that's funny.
Even though people always get mad and they're like, oh, I thought the episode was messed up.
I re-downloaded it from Patreon.
People love complaining because they pay for something.
It's like the Karen GM.
They pay for something.
I was complaining last night.
I was so, okay, we'll still leave all this in because it's going to be funny.
I was so mad.
I got the Destiny 2 like Star Wars expansion because that's such an elder millennial that I haven't played Destiny 2 in years, but I'm like, oh, but I can get the lightsaver.
I can get the lightsaber.
CC, you are onks.
I am welcome.
And last night, I was being so mad because I couldn't figure out like how to go anywhere.
And I was like, I was like, this is where video games, this is where the technology is like passed me by.
Like, I can't figure out how to join up with another person.
And like, the mission is too hard.
I'm getting killed on my own, but I can't figure out how to like invite another person.
I did this like looking for group thing and it found two guys and they were yelling at me in the chat.
They were like, start the quest, start the quest.
And I couldn't.
And I was so mad.
I was like ready to write Bungie a letter being like, you gotta make it.
You gotta make it easier to like use your products.
Yeah, it's always intimidating with those MMOs where it's like, there's a guy who's just like, he's been playing for like 12 hours a day and he has like a dedicated bucket for when he has to, when nature calls, you know, he's just grinding and they expect you to be as good as they are.
And it's like, I'm just, I'm just figuring this out, man.
I couldn't even figure out how to like equip an ability.
It was like a menu within a menu within a menu.
I was just like menu within menu within UI, within HUD, within like lobby, within social space, within, I just, it was too much within like which chat filter.
Like there's only so much that I can do.
And I started to feel like maybe games were like, like starting to phase me out.
Yes, you're getting unked out of the competitive multiplayer stuff.
I'm getting unked out.
Okay, and that'll be the cold open.
If you're hearing
this, well done.
You found a way to connect to the internet.
Welcome to the QAA podcast premium episode 315, Alien Ant Farms and Space Communists.
As always, we are your host, Jake Rakotansky, Liv Akar, and Travis View.
Folks, it's happening.
With disclosure just over the horizon, all types of former government contractors are stepping forward to offer what they know on Reddit.
This time, it's a former energy weapons specialist warning us about the upcoming Beam War against the ants.
So I hope everyone is well.
I'm not following.
I have no clue what's going on.
This disclosure, which is the aliens.
Disclosure is aliens.
Okay.
Yes, the idea that it's high time for the government to finally admit they know aliens are real.
They've been hiding from us and they have secret alien technology and they knew it the whole time.
They just have to admit it.
Why don't they admit it?
I see.
I see.
And there's this documentary that I think hopefully if everything goes according to plan, we'll be doing an episode on very shortly called The Age of Disclosure that like even my normie friends are kind of texting about being like, wow, like, wow, this is, it's really it.
There's sort of a general consensus among the homies that like disclosure is kind of on the horizon.
And for one homie, like that's also the rapture.
I have a diverse group of friends.
I feel like aliens are like the safest kind of edgy conspiracy theory.
It's like this ex-safe edge equivalent of when people like are racist towards Italians.
Yeah.
Where it's like, well, no, this is the easiest way to do conspiracies without people being mad at you.
Because it's like, well, that'd be cool, I guess, is if aliens were real.
And it's not quite like Flat Earth, which is like ridiculous.
Like it's kind of mystical and like, I mean, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no fighting in that group chat, oddly enough.
There are no arguments.
It's just kind of a yes and then like wows and a couple like, you know, sort of eye-open emojis.
And it's also, it's like, it is kind of quaint they say like, it's like the government is corrupt and they're covering up the truth.
It's like, we're really about what?
About how aliens are real.
It's like, oh, that's actually kind of nice.
Of all the things that could be, they could be corrupt about.
You know, that one's, that was, that was, that was not so bad.
Doesn't really show your politics.
Yeah.
You know, like if you're like, oh, the government is lying about like, they actually have evidence of like minorities being inferior or something.
It's like, well, I know this guy's politics.
Wow, this is there's only really one type of guy who can believe that that's the guy.
I think the government could one, no, and then two, lie about.
But aliens, it's like, I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay.
Okay.
There's so many conspiracy theories that like a family member or friend could bring up, could bring up that would immediately tell you what their politics are.
But aliens, yeah, I've got, I know both.
I know both on political sides of the spectrum.
So anyways, yes, this, this came from that same, that same group chat where, where I was asked to check out this Reddit post.
And at first I was like, oh man, this is like, but then I saw how many upvotes it had and there was like all of these comments and it was 7,000 words.
So I was like, oh, I kind of, we kind of got to do an episode on this.
And it basically alleges that space communism is real and that that is the real cover-up.
True, I agree now.
See, see, look, it can be, as I said, it could be very far left, very far right.
It's hard to, Jake Paucidas was a weird like Trotskyist, I think, who's Argentinian and he thought that he thought that aliens were real and it was a part of his plan for communism, as far as I remember.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is, this is like that.
So this is, yeah, I know there are some people on the Patreon.
Well, I know there's one person on the Patreon that I'm hyper-focused on who's like tired of Jake, like premium content.
And like, we listen, we read all the comments.
We're going to try to switch it up.
But like, today is not that day.
Today is storytime with Jake.
And we're going to go deep into space communism, the ant aliens, and the alleged Reddit whistleblower that is finally emerging from the shadows to tell us all about it.
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Travis, why is that such a good deal?
Well, Jake, you get hundreds of additional episodes of the QAA podcast for just $5 per month.
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That includes 10 episodes of Man Clan with Julian and Nanny, 10 episodes of Perverse with Julian and Liv, 10 episodes of The Spectral Voyager with Jake and Brad, plus 20 episodes of Trickle Down with me, Travis View.
It's a bounty of content and the best deal in podcasting.
Travis, for once, I agree with you.
And I also agree that people could subscribe by going to patreon.com slash QAA.
Well, that's not an opinion.
It's a fact.
You're so right, Jake.
We love and appreciate all of our listeners.
Yes, we do.
And Travis is actually crying right now, I think, out of gratitude, maybe?
