This episode doesn’t just include Jake’s takes. It also includes Travis’ views and Julian’s feels.
The boys unpack the fallout from the Trump/Elon rift, mystery urine, Ghostbusters acapella, AI-powered accounts on Twitter that argue with each other, the Weezer-related risks of killing baby Hitler, Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning, and a chatbot that recommends an addict to try a little meth.
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Welcome to the QAA Podcast Premium Episode 293, Jake's Takes, Volume 6. As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rokotansky.
Julian Fields.
And Travis View.
Takes.
What are they?
Wow.
Merriam-Webster defines Jake as...
I think that might be my best opener.
By far.
By far.
We're getting better, folks.
A lot of podcasts get worse over time, but us, we age like a fine wine.
We age like some refried beans stuffed in a Tupperware container in the back of your refrigerator that grows a small colony on it.
Takes.
What are they?
Whose are the most important?
How's the temperature?
Is it take hot?
Like you just nuked it for a minute too long in a Panasonic microwave from 1997, turning a once-appetizing quesadilla into some kind of extravagant cracker?
This tells me you ate that when it did happen to you.
Correct.
I actually made it for my wife.
And she asked me to heat up the quesadilla, and I put it in for too long.
And it was rock hard, and it turned into a cracker.
And I was like, how is this possible?
I just didn't understand the science behind it.
Because the quesadilla is soft, and what came out of the microwave was like a crisp.
You know, like a fancy crisp you get at like, you can bleep out.
Definitely bleep that out.
But you should contact the Nabisco Corporation.
They're probably interested in the quesadilla cracker.
It was, it tasted.
And I was like, I'm so curious about this.
So I ate, I took a bite and I was like, it's kind of like a cracker that gets softer as you chew it, you know?
And I ate the whole thing.
dollar idea.
You just repackaged tortillas and cheese as upscale crackers you can microwave.
It must have been tough taking a break from drinking aged piss.
We will be And that's going to be the first product.
I'm also making my own version of Uncrustable with crusts.
Because a lot of people like the crusts, I found out.
The Recrustable?
Recrustable.
Recrustable sounds like an anime, a bad anime.
Okay, where was I?
Am I an extravagant cracker?
Okay.
Or is the take ice cold?
Which is how I like my soda pops.
My lord.
I guess one might say every take is subjective, much like art, much like which QAA host is your favorite.
This week we are missing our premier Jake's Takes technician, Liv Agar, but do rest assured that she's working on something very cool that you'll all be privy to in a short to medium amount of time.
Mm-hmm.
So true.
The takes today have been mostly submitted from our Discord.
So thanks to all of you who are still hanging around in the Jake's Take Submission channel.
I love to see it.
I love reading.
I love reading all the weird stuff and cool stuff that you want me to take a look at.
And then I added a couple takes that I wanted to talk about, a couple personal takes at the end, just things I feel passionate about right now that I want to use this platform to talk about because, I mean, who else is so lucky to be able to talk about the things that they're interested or not interested in to a platform of, I don't know, hundreds of thousands of listeners maybe, maybe more.
We don't know.
We actually don't know how many people listen to this show.
We do actually know a lot of this, but I don't think Travis or I should interrupt, and we should just let you keep going with this.
Do you guys know?
I have no idea.
I'm like, is it 10,000?
Is it 1 million?
I have no idea.
First of all, this is a Patreon episode, so that one we know exactly how many subscribers we have.
If you add the Pirates...
I don't know.
there's the pirates, but then also this is a sample.
So there might be people listening to it by mistake or, or just expecting to be tempted to, you know, tune in.
And for those people, I've made sure to shove in upfront a continuation of our study of Elon Musk and Donald J. Trump's beautiful feud.
Like, I hope that America is tearing itself apart just like these two are.
So, Elon Musk posted, I think it was like late last night after we recorded the last episode, there's a Trump voice.
Right.
I get to do both of my parents.
So, wait, this means that Elon Musk is going on Truth Social, grabbing a Trump truth, And then he's tweeting it on his platform that he had purchased in the first place to promote the president and get what he wanted.
That's so good.
It's amazing.
Two men on the social media platforms that they own posting at each other.
Yeah.
There's a reference here.
I don't know what it is, so I'm not going to make it.
But just shove the reference in for yourself, listener.
Yeah, whatever, like, 1990s franchise you think this sounds like or you think that I might think this sounds like, imagine that in your head.
Get it crystal clear.
Okay, now reach into your front pocket.
Is that your card?
Wait, what is it?
You have to read the Donald J. Trump tweet and then the Elon Musk tweet that it's quoting.
Wouldn't it be so dope if I did a magic trick for everybody, like, from a podcast?
Yeah, absolutely.
It would be really incredible to do a visual magic trick on an audio podcast.
That would be very cool.
Can you imagine if you, like, were listening to this in your car, you reached into your pocket, and it was like, well, queen of clubs!
Oh.
But wait.
No.
No, it doesn't make sense.
No, it does make sense.
All right.
Donald Trump truthed.
The easiest way to save money in our budget, billions and billions of dollars, is to terminate Elon's government subsidies and contracts.
I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it.
I mean, this is such bullshit.
Like, bro, you fucking brought him on board.
Like, he did help you get elected.
Acting as if you expected Biden to do it.
And, you know, it's like you would have done it day one then.
This is just such, such petty bullshit.
And I don't know if we have a clip of him, but I was watching him talk about it, and he's like, Elon said some very mean things, but if you go back very recently, and I'm sure you can find the videotape.
Videotape.
He's like, you'll see he's saying very nice, wonderful things about me.
He's basically like, oh man, this guy who I propped up and brought on board and essentially gave, let him cut the ribbon to the White House or whatever, is attacking him and he's like, well, but let's think about this because only a couple days earlier he had some pretty fantastic things to say about me.
I think I declare Trump the winner, like right off the bat.
There's just no way around it.
So Elon quotes this truth.
He screen grabs this truth or takes the screen grab from somebody else who got it.
Literally, I will take my toys and go home.
I'm taking my toy rocket ship away.
I'm going to take my toys and I'm going to go back home.
Oh.
That's what he's doing.
Oh, you're saying I can't play with your He-Man's castle?
I can't, well, then I'm going to take away fucking...
Uh, Lion-O?
Thundercats?
No, you're not talking about He-Man.
Oh, I don't know.
All right, fuck it.
Moira?
Moira, maybe?
I thought you would be on this.
This is like the ultimate 90s toy.
He-Man was not me.
I was not a He-Man guy.
It was like too muscly for me.
I was just like, eh, it's not my thing.
This is the straightest you've ever sounded, for sure.
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Travis, why is that such a good deal?
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It's a bounty of content and the best deal in podcasting.
Travis, for once, I agree with you.
And I also agree that people could subscribe by going to patreon.com slash QAA.
