We watched General Michael Flynn's "documentary" featuring family members, Tucker Carlson and early QAnon influencer Tracy "Beanz" Diaz. We find out that Flynn is a beautiful surfer, an anti-war angel, and a victim of deepstate machinations. Also his grandson is named Travis.
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If you're hearing this, well done. You found a way to connect to the internet. Welcome
to the QAA podcast premium episode 248 Flynn the movie. As always, we're your hosts Jake
Jake Rakitansky.
Liv Aker.
Julian Fields.
And Travis View.
Folks, we did it.
We watched the best documentary ever made.
We broke through the gatekeeper, Travis, who had ordered the DVD of Flynn the Movie, a documentary that appears to be made by the Flynn crew, basically, but for me.
Such a high quality that I am absolutely astonished.
I'm pretty sure Tucker lent a little bit of his production kudos to this.
But folks, we watched it.
We watched all two hours and I believe like nine minutes of it.
It's a big movie.
We are here to tell you about a beautiful surfer, a beautiful, innocent man, a hero, an American hero who was taken out in his prime for getting too close to dismantling the deep state, possibly the The closest person to a Kennedy since the Kennedy assassination took out the main guy.
A Democrat, a Kennedy Democrat in his own words, and a four-star, is he four-star?
Four-star general, Michael Flynn, our hero, and the movie in which I found out that Michael Flynn's son, Michael Flynn Jr.' 's son is called Travis.
And that's probably why Travis View wanted to keep us away from this, because there are multiple moments in this movie where Mike Flynn tears up calling his grandson Little Peanut.
Travis, you know, Little Peanut, my little peanut Travis.
He was just, he was just born.
If you think I will not be calling Travis Little Peanut for this entire beautiful recording.
Oh, no, no, no.
I just saw Travis's eyebrows go to the moon.
Uh-uh, Julian, I'm going to stop you right there.
Little Peanut was only six.
Little Peanut.
And just for the record, he was a three-star general.
Didn't get that fourth one.
When Travis is stressed out, he starts fact checking.
Yeah, he's very stressed out because this is, folks, we're here to tell you this is an extremely compelling movie, unfortunately, and it is possible that Jake and I have regressed to very early podcast days.
We may be pilled again.
Although I did definitely lose attention at some point in the middle because there's too many fucking people.
It's very boring.
It's very boring, but somehow compelling.
I don't know how to explain it other than that.
It's the most boring, most compelling, bad, but good documentary.
Because, essentially, the entire movie is just Flynn talking to the camera.
There's little clips and stock footage and stuff in between and a handful of other videos, but most of the movie and the entire story is just Michael Flynn in kind of like a draft room.
Uh, talking to camera, basically telling his story.
Yeah.
So we're, we're going to jump right in here.
What I want to know, cause Travis actually bought like the, the, the DVD set.
Was there any like extra content you got?
Was there like a little pamphlet or whatever that explained the situation?
As a matter of fact, I didn't watch it, but it did boast bonus extended interviews with Tucker Carlson, Devin Nunes, and Michael Flynn, which I did not watch because, you know, two hours and change worth of content about Michael Flynn in this format was enough for me.
I didn't need to dive any deeper, I didn't feel like.
Did anyone notice there was one guy in the movie, and I did not catch his name, but there's one guy who seems to have, possibly before they were taken out of circulation, built the biggest stash of Norcos on Earth, and he's just on one.
He's just high as shit, he can barely open his eyes, and he's just kind of Oh, Lee Davis or something.
Lee, some journalist or reporter.
Yeah, he's got like the cool shaved.
He's got like kind of like the, um, everybody's got a collateral haircut in the movie, oddly enough.
It's very interesting.
I noted that before I texted Julian that I said, damn, I think I'm pilled again.
I talked about how all the Flynn brothers have such good hair, WTF.
Well, I mean, since we're bringing up messages, Jake, I think you shouldn't leave out my favorite message that you sent us about this movie.
What'd I say?
Uh-oh.
Let me see.
If he gently put his hand in my shoulder and asked, I would follow those orders.
Mr. Flynn, if you find a way to put your hand in a shoulder... Because we were saying, you were saying Flynn wants you to be nicotine-free, and yes, I have.
I've quit nicotine.
I've quit nicotine altogether.
I wasn't smoking, but I was doing nicotine in other ways, Mom.
And I've quit now, and... Mom?
It's tough, I'm not gonna lie.
You're just using this podcast to dialogue directly with your mother?
Well, she's got a lot going on right now, you know?
I know she listens, it's a good way to reach.
Alright, well, it's us, and we have Liv, who has bravely cut clips for us.
We are very grateful for this, because the person who originally should have potentially been running this episode, OneLittlePeanut, just got the DVD, watched it, and was like, ah, nah.
Honestly, fair enough.
Travis, were you nah on this because it wasn't like particularly melted, it was kind of tame
and kind of boring and actually made Flynn look kind of like he got railroaded?
I didn't, well listen, because I had followed the real story before and I knew that Flynn
is a serial non-truth teller.
And so I just, you know, I, I watched it.
I'm like, oh man, this is like stuff that that's basically been covered in piecemeal before in like pro Flynn media.
So I didn't jump to the occasion to go and watch it, but I think it is definitely still worth covering.
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, it is a fascinating artifact.
And yeah, just includes so many little particularities that that made me laugh like a good part of the movie is in essentially a room sized version of like the cork board with strings.
Yes.
And they say without any further explanation that two moms put it together.
Yeah.
Just two moms somewhere in America put this thing together, and it is like a situation room that they often cut back to.
In fact, there's a scene in which Flynn brings Tucker Carlson into it, and Tucker goes, whoa, this is wild.
I know.
I turned to my wife, and I was like, oh my God.
I was like, babe, look, it's like the real life cork board.
It's like the real life Always Sunny meme.
And she was like, oh my God, that's crazy.
And then a couple minutes later, walked into the other room and never came back.
Which, honestly, fair.
I cannot imagine this movie- Honestly, totally fair, yeah.
If you know nothing about any of this bullshit, which you shouldn't if you're the average person- You really shouldn't, yeah.
There's really no reason to understand what's going on in this movie or know any of these characters.
But, yeah, if you don't, I mean, Jesus Christ.
It must be an absolute slog to sit through.
You must just be like, Wow, what a wonderful man.
Why did they do him so mean?
This is awful what happened to him.
I didn't really pay attention to the Mueller Report, what had happened, because I was like, this isn't going to do anything.
Watching this, I was like, surely that can't be the case.
Then I Google whatever the actual situation is, and it's like, oh, that's very funny that that's how they're presenting Flynn doing that.
Let's jump right in then.
We open with a scenic shot of Flynn gracefully swimming on the peak of a wave,
and then a little spiel about the significance of water in his life.
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Water has always been a big part of our lives in the Flynn family.
We all grew up surfing.
We all grew up around the ocean.
If you don't respect the ocean, if you don't have a respect for this, this, this thing, which is alive, the ocean is
alive.
It's alive, boy.
There are giants in it!
I feel like this was almost the start of a marine biology documentary.
The next line could be, the blue whale, the giants of the ocean.
Yeah, and they do their first shot where you see Flynn filmed underwater in a kind of almost like Flynn was murdered and you're getting flashbacks of him floating in the water, some real bloodlines Yeah, yeah, yeah, very true.
And you find out that the director and kind of producer behind the movie is called Scott Wiper.
Which, that's good.
Could be Whipper, you know, we'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
It's spelled W-I-P-E-R.
Yeah, Scott Wiper.
Which, they used to name families after what they did.
I can only assume this man would wipe the village's ass.
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