QAA - PERVERTS Episode 5: Wikifeet feat Hesse Deni of the Seeking Derangements Podcast (Sample)
Aired: 2024-01-10
Duration: 05:31


=== Foot Appreciation (05:13) ===

[00:00:00]  I understand what you're saying, but I can tell you that the ranking doesn't really focus on the feet, but rather takes the whole into account.
[00:00:06]  Most of the surfers admire the woman's body without discriminating against any part, or perceiving it as inferior or of lesser value.
[00:00:13]  Face, bust, legs, and also feet.
[00:00:17]  From our perspective, this adds and does not detract.
[00:00:21]  The idea, in fact, is to bring about a kind of correction.
[00:00:25]  Most of the population ignores feet, at best, and at worst is put off by them because they're considered something dirty and un-aesthetic.
[00:00:33]  Lots of times, someone's personality or her face or her approach has a decisive effect on her ranking.
[00:00:40]  Nevertheless, it is the ranking that determines the hierarchy.
[00:00:43]  It doesn't matter what you've achieved in life, whether you've won three Oscars or you've made a career in porn.
[00:00:50]  From our point of view, you are afoot.
[00:00:53]  That is so inspiring.
[00:00:55]  I feel like it contradicts everything he just said.
[00:00:58]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:00:59]  He's like, I'm not a pervert.
[00:01:00]  You're also just a foot to me, but also your bust is just as interesting.
[00:01:06]  There should be a wiki head.
[00:01:08]  All their heads.
[00:01:10]  And then in this article, which is maybe why it also has been deleted, there's just like an insert where they rank Eli Ozer's top toes.
[00:01:21]  This is incredible.
[00:01:21]  So they've included real people, and it goes from five stars to one.
[00:01:26]  Five stars being Beth Behrs.
[00:01:28]  Quote.
[00:01:29]  First of all, because she shows off her foot prominently displaying it, you can see that on top of the perfect proportions, there's a uniform decrease in the length of the toes.
[00:01:39]  Each toe's a little shorter than the one preceding it, which, for me, personally, is very important.
[00:01:45]  Four stars to Bar Raffaele!
[00:01:47]  The proportion of the toes vis-a-vis the foot is good.
[00:01:50]  There are no distortions, and the foot itself looks very healthy.
[00:01:54]  Also skin-wise.
[00:01:55]  And yet, the toes are a little too short, and the shape of the big toe isn't perfect.
[00:02:00]  Three stars, Sama Hayek!
[00:02:02]  The proportions are good, the toenails are the right size, the joints aren't prominent, but the fourth toe's a little short.
[00:02:08]  And there's some not-so-natural curves in the toes.
[00:02:11]  Maybe as a result of her wearing high shoes.
[00:02:13]  Two stars Paris Hilton.
[00:02:15]  The toes are bony.
[00:02:16]  The nail on the big toe is too thin.
[00:02:18]  There's a distortion of the bunion, the joint that joins the big toe to the rest of the foot.
[00:02:23]  And in general, there's a feeling of asymmetry.
[00:02:26]  And finally, one star for Famke Jensen.
[00:02:29]  The worst there is, each toe points in another direction, and the joints are too prominent.
[00:02:38]  It's so insane.
[00:02:39]  These are just toes.
[00:02:41]  Like, I don't understand.
[00:02:42]  They all look the same to me.
[00:02:44]  I don't understand it.
[00:02:46]  How do you notice any difference here?
[00:02:48]  I love that both of your stances are like, I would put any of these in my mouth.
[00:02:52]  This guy's crazy.
[00:02:53]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:02:55]  If Famika Jensen wanted me to put her toes in my mouth, I'd be like, yes.
[00:02:59]  I would clean up the bottom side of any of these feet if they had dog shit on them.
[00:03:03]  This guy's a freak.
[00:03:06]  But yeah, this is an insane move by Haritz to just actually include, like, basically Wikifeet content, like, into their article.
[00:03:16]  The things you can read in Haritz, you know, principles, critique of Bibi, liberal Zionism, and just feet ranking.
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:24]  Those are the two things I come for the magazine for.
[00:03:26]  This actually is unrelated to the Wikifeet article.
[00:03:29]  It's just something that's always in the, it's in every, it's in every issue.
[00:03:33]  Yeah.
[00:03:35]  Ozzer on fetish.
[00:03:37]  Thus, Ozzer disagrees with relating to this as a fetish.
[00:03:41]  This is because a fetish has very sexual connotations.
[00:03:45]  The definition of a fetish is that it has to be part of the act to get satisfaction.
[00:03:50]  When I find a beautiful or attractive foot, it's not necessarily in a sexual context, just like it's possible to admire a pretty face.
[00:03:57]  Therefore, I prefer to describe it as Foot appreciation.
[00:04:01]  Didn't he just say, like, he couldn't get an erection?
[00:04:04]  Yes!
[00:04:06]  No, no, this guy, I mean, it's, it's like watching a fish, like, out of the water.
[00:04:11]  I'm not a pervert, but I can't get it up!
[00:04:16]  I want to jack off to all the feet, but also they're just normal things.
[00:04:19]  I want to just see them.
[00:04:20]  It's normal.
[00:04:21]  I mean, let's remember that this guy just had a fucking collection of like foot photos, like 6,000 photos that he wanted to put up on a website.
[00:04:28]  That's what started this.
[00:04:30]  It wasn't like, he's not just like a participant.
[00:04:32]  This man couldn't wait.
[00:04:33]  He created a website to get all the feet up.
[00:04:36]  He loves feet, you know?
[00:04:37]  What more can you say?
[00:04:38]  Why is attraction to breasts, buttocks, or even legs considered part of the mainstream,
[00:04:43]  but attraction to feet is classified as a fetish?
[00:04:45]  I can only conjecture that it's because the foot has a stigma, in the context of all kinds of extreme uses.
[00:04:51]  Smelling, Licking.
[00:04:53]  These are the more sexual and less aesthetic areas I try to keep away from the site.

=== Subscribe For Five Bucks (00:32) ===

[00:04:58]  There are very few people in our community who send creepy messages to celebrities or secretly take pictures of their feet on the street, but it is a bit like Islam.
[00:05:08]  Yes, this is my favorite part.
[00:05:12]  It's a bit like Islam.
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[00:05:28]  Thank you, beautiful gooners.
[00:05:30]  And goonettes.