QAA - Premium Episode 205: Red Pilled Poetry Night feat the E1 Podcast (Sample)
Aired: 2023-03-20
Duration: 11:33


=== Red-Pilled Poetry Night (11:02) ===

[00:00:03]  What's up QAA listeners?
[00:00:06]  The fun games have begun.
[00:00:10]  I found a way to connect to the internet.
[00:00:12]  I'm sorry boy.
[00:00:16]  Welcome, listener, to Premium Chapter 205 of the QAnon Anonymous Podcast, the Red-Pilled Poetry Night episode.
[00:00:23]  As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rakitansky and Julian Fields.
[00:00:27]  This week, we're going to be exploring some red-pilled poetry, specifically a book released a few months ago titled Red-Pill Rhymes, A Poetical Awakening.
[00:00:35]  Our guests are Andrew Branson and Charles from the Episode One podcast.
[00:00:39]  How's it going, fellas?
[00:00:40]  What's up?
[00:00:42]  I'd be a little better if we had some crack here.
[00:00:43]  That's going to work very well when people have no... There's no callback.
[00:00:52]  Except before the episode started.
[00:00:53]  Well, basically, for the people listening, yeah, basically we were just talking about, you know, how big, how funny it is to smoke crack.
[00:01:02]  So that's the context of smoking crack, basically.
[00:01:05]  That's it.
[00:01:06]  Yeah.
[00:01:06]  That's it.
[00:01:06]  Sorry.
[00:01:07]  Charles ruined the show.
[00:01:08]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:08]  Well, no, I mean, we thought it would be cool and funny, but Jake was saying he's done it.
[00:01:13]  So he really kind of, he one-upped us all.
[00:01:15]  Well, don't say it.
[00:01:16]  Yeah.
[00:01:16]  We don't know if he wants to talk about it.
[00:01:18]  You can't just say he's done it.
[00:01:20]  We're guests on their podcast.
[00:01:22]  It's just not how you do it.
[00:01:23]  He's already told the story on this podcast.
[00:01:25]  Yeah, I've told.
[00:01:26]  All my stories, all my good stories, of which there are maybe 14, have already been told multiple times on the show.
[00:01:34]  Nobody cares anymore about the drugs I have done or will do.
[00:01:37]  Or the gnomes you've seen or whatever.
[00:01:39]  Yeah, the gnomes that you know.
[00:01:40]  Yeah, the gnomes that I know.
[00:01:41]  The gnomes he smoked crack with, who he's still in contact with.
[00:01:46]  Some of them have kids.
[00:01:50]  We get together every Thanksgiving.
[00:01:53]  All right, so fellas, tell us a little bit about E1 if our audience doesn't know your podcast.
[00:01:59]  Well, first of all, you can't find it anywhere because if you look for it, it's going to find Star Wars instead.
[00:02:04]  That's not true.
[00:02:05]  That's not true.
[00:02:05]  It comes up pretty easy if you put podcast.
[00:02:07]  If you type in E1 podcast funny silly.
[00:02:10]  Just Google podcast, Google podcast, and it'll show up eventually.
[00:02:15]  Episode one podcast.
[00:02:16]  Is that the correct search for it?
[00:02:18]  It should work.
[00:02:19]  I don't know, man.
[00:02:21]  We did think it through.
[00:02:22]  We're a couple of years into it now.
[00:02:24]  Six years into it now.
[00:02:25]  Episode one podcast is like three people being like, Well, I really did like Jake Lloyd's performance in the pod racing scene.
[00:02:37]  Well, we have talked a lot on episode one about Sebulba.
[00:02:40]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:41]  Class act.
[00:02:42]  Class act.
[00:02:42]  What his dick looks like, how much tang he gets, how cool he is, how nasty and rude he is.
[00:02:50]  He definitely has an elbow in his penis.
[00:02:53]  He's the highlight of that movie.
[00:02:56]  He has a knuckle in his penis, for sure.
[00:02:59]  Oh, Annie!
[00:03:00]  Oh, Annie!
[00:03:02]  Coming for pot, pot, pot!
[00:03:05]  Is that the anti-semitic alien?
[00:03:07]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:03:12]  Oh, little Annie, come for your mother!
[00:03:17]  Yeah, that alien was not subtle.
[00:03:20]  He was not subtle, you know?
[00:03:22]  Yeah, he had a proper hooked nose and everything.
[00:03:26]  He ran all the banks, they said.
[00:03:29]  I don't know what they were going for.
[00:03:30]  It was a different time, though, in the early 2000s.
[00:03:33]  We just didn't know back then that that wasn't okay.
[00:03:36]  Well, I mean, George Lucas, I mean, he could get away with anything.
[00:03:39]  I mean, he could have made all the characters anti-Semitic and, you know, people still would have probably come out and seen the movie.
[00:03:46]  I know I would have.
[00:03:47]  I know Jar Jar is racist against somebody, but I don't know who.
[00:03:52]  You know how, like, in the same way that J.K.
[00:03:53]  rallying all his retcon stuff in Harry Potter, George Lucas should start doing that for Star
[00:03:57]  Wars and be like, "Oh Yoda's face is actually what I think Muhammad's face looks like."
[00:04:01]  I think Jar Jar Binks is like, "I'm gonna take everyone and smash them together."
[00:04:12]  This is what we get.
[00:04:14]  He's like the racist Megatron.
[00:04:17]  Just pieces of all racism combined into one large robot.
[00:04:21]  Yeah, what if I could be racist to multiple people at the same time and Jar Jar Binks was born?
[00:04:26]  Jar Jar was definitely based on his kid's diapers, or like, it's like he got baby brain, or like, child brain, like Johnny Depp, where he's like, I just wanna make movies where my kids can see me as a pirate.
[00:04:36]  Travis is listening to this episode just trying to figure out, like, his exit strategy from QAA.
[00:04:40]  Why would he listen?
[00:04:41]  Why would he ever listen?
[00:04:42]  He listens to all the episodes, I think.
[00:04:44]  He doesn't listen to the ones he's not on, I hope.
[00:04:46]  No, I think he does.
[00:04:47]  I've said a lot of things about him, I hope he doesn't.
[00:04:50]  Alright, what's this episode doing?
[00:04:51]  Uh, yeah, so we're gonna be, you know, reading from that book, and then after we take a look at that, we'll be chasing the inspiration and hosting our very first Red-Pilled Poetry Night here at QAA.
[00:05:00]  And we have even more guests for that part.
[00:05:02]  I'm talking about the fixtures in contemporary poetry, Jerome Durupois, Joseph Rogan, no relation, Thomas Kinkade Jr., and of course, Hot Dog Taylor.
[00:05:12]  You might already know the first three from their short-lived podcast, So I Wrote a Thing.
[00:05:16]  But before they grace us with their presence, let's get to our beautiful featured author tonight, RK Gandhi.
[00:05:22]  And I've included a photo, if you guys could try to describe what kind of guy we're looking at here.
[00:05:27]  Well, he's got a unique haircut, I'll say.
[00:05:30]  It appears that he has a long, full head of hair, but he, for some reason, chooses to employ the comb-over.
[00:05:36]  He is doing a thing that, like, mid- to ugly-level men do, where they try to look, like, really striking.
[00:05:43]  In photos, he's trying to look like he's peering past the camera, so you would go, you know, this guy is a true poet, you know?
[00:05:49]  He's definitely worked on his author photo, doesn't know what to do with his hands.
[00:05:54]  One is in the pocket, one is just kind of holding nothing.
[00:05:57]  And, uh, you know, he's just, he looks, you know, he looks like he's middle-aged, even though he's probably like 29.
[00:06:03]  He kind of looks like a Silicon Valley VC, like he's very put together.
[00:06:07]  He's clearly in like an at least upper middle class home and has this kind of like fitting sweater to show like, yeah, I do work out.
[00:06:15]  He kind of looks like a crypto guy, but instead of always talking about Bitcoin, he's just like obsessed with rape.
[00:06:23]  This is, once again, the kind of guy who corners you at a party and talks to you for an hour and a half about, like, why you must go to Burning Man and how it was, like, the best experience of his life.
[00:06:33]  He just completely wasted an ayahuasca trip by like fantasizing about a new startup during it the whole time
[00:06:38]  100% So his instagram bio reads poet and then there's the canadian
[00:06:47]  flag because uh, he is from actually maybe I shouldn't say specifically
[00:06:55]  Yeah.
[00:06:55]  Okay.
[00:06:55]  He's from Canada.
[00:06:56]  He's from Ontario, the state of the province of Ontario in Canada.
[00:07:00]  Um, so probably like Toronto suburbs, basically.
[00:07:03]  He started posting on Instagram in November, 2021, and he describes himself this way.
[00:07:08]  Truth Seeker and Spiritual Freedom Fighter.
[00:07:12]  Started posting in November 2021.
[00:07:14]  No, he didn't write that.
[00:07:16]  That's what I just said.
[00:07:19]  That's a good way of saying, I sit at the computer.
[00:07:22]  Yeah.
[00:07:22]  All bios should start with when you started publishing words to the internet.
[00:07:28]  Yeah.
[00:07:28]  I'm kind of new to the internet, but I haven't figured out like kind of faster than most people.
[00:07:32]  Yeah.
[00:07:32]  I just like to imagine him just like realizing in 2021, like a year into the pandemic in North America and being like, Oh my God, I'm a poet.
[00:07:42]  Just waking up.
[00:07:44]  Yeah, that's pretty much it.
[00:07:46]  Clutching his chest.
[00:07:48]  The poetry's been inside me this whole time!
[00:07:51]  Yeah, which is a much better use of his ayahuasca trip.
[00:07:55]  Discovering that he himself is a poet and that he should start, you know, releasing his poetry out into the world.
[00:08:02]  So the book is a white, it's like a white book.
[00:08:04]  It's got a bright red pill at the center and nothing else.
[00:08:08]  Subtle.
[00:08:09]  Yeah.
[00:08:10]  So he's clearly like, he wants to kind of sell this as a book that isn't just his regular poetry that he added a few, like, I don't know, culture war style poems at the end.
[00:08:19]  Not at all.
[00:08:20]  It's a, it's a full book where you get to awaken poetically.
[00:08:23]  The font on the cover reminds me of, like, other sort of, like, faux poetry books.
[00:08:28]  Like, I don't know if you guys have read Haikus for Jews.
[00:08:31]  It's a staple in my parents' house.
[00:08:33]  It's another anti-Semitic reference, or?
[00:08:35]  No, no, it's a full book of haikus that, you know, only Jewish people would find funny.
[00:08:42]  Oh, so it's pro-Semitic.
[00:08:43]  It's pro-Semitic.
[00:08:44]  Only Jewish people would find it funny.
[00:08:46]  I remember one of them was something along the lines of- Can you test if someone's a Jewish person by reading it to them and seeing if they laugh?
[00:08:53]  One of the poems, it was something like, seven foot tall Jews in the NBA slam dunking.
[00:09:00]  My alarm clock rings.
[00:09:02]  Oh my god.
[00:09:04]  It's like chicken soup for the soul, but for Jewish people.
[00:09:07]  Yes, yes, exactly.
[00:09:08]  Yes, exactly.
[00:09:09]  So like, your boyfriends come over and they're like whispering to each other like, are we allowed to laugh at this?
[00:09:14]  Can we laugh at this?
[00:09:16]  Don't laugh.
[00:09:17]  Don't laugh!
[00:09:18]  As a Gentile, am I allowed to laugh at seven foot tall Jews dunking in the NBA?
[00:09:23]  Yes!
[00:09:24]  Yes, it'll never happen.
[00:09:26]  That's what's funny about it.
[00:09:27]  So the opening poems in the book are all very defensive and offensive.
[00:09:31]  It's almost like the first 10 or 15 poems he has in here are just like, oh, so you don't want me to write, but I'm going to write anyways.
[00:09:38]  Or like, other poets don't know how to write, and they actually suck, and stuff like that.
[00:09:43]  Just very self-aware.
[00:09:45]  And there's five parts of the book entitled Ego, Broken, Process, Truth, and Awaken.
[00:09:53]  Shivered.
[00:09:54]  Shivered just hearing that.
[00:09:56]  So tonight we're going to be reading a little selection from this.
[00:09:58]  The book opens with a warning to the reader about what lies inside.
[00:10:02]  So this is the end of the opening poem.
[00:10:04]  Oh shit.
[00:10:05]  We're taking this book old school.
[00:10:07]  Raw connection over sentence size.
[00:10:09]  It's soul food, a cold hard brew.
[00:10:11]  You can taste the idioms and rhymes.
[00:10:13]  Writing that puts you in the mood.
[00:10:15]  Letting loose inhibitions to give rise to the rebel inside.
[00:10:19]  A good excuse to run stark naked in the woods outside.
[00:10:22]  Skinny dip in a knowledge pool Head first in search for reasons why Drink words from a fountain of truth Quench the thirst that frees your mind A non-linear journey to your prelude Invoked by thought-provoking lines Poetically probed until you conclude There's pleasure in the ill-defined An explicit lyrical design To produce a mental and spiritually induced high But before it's all misunderstood And the author gets much maligned Mmm, nice callback Here's a warning, should you choose to unleash the divine beast inside, language used may be foul for a few who devour this feast for the eyes.

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