QAA - Premium Episode 175: Attending DisclosureFest (Sample) Aired: 2022-06-29 Duration: 08:12 === Disclosure Fest Excitement (06:26) === [00:00:03] What's up QAA listeners? [00:00:06] The fun games have begun. [00:00:09] I found a way to connect to the internet. [00:00:12] I'm sorry, boy. [00:00:16] Welcome, listener, to Premium Chapter 175 of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Disclosure Fest episode. [00:00:22] As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rokitansky, Mathilde Durand, Julian Field, and Travis Vieux. [00:00:28] A few months ago, Julian and I were checking out at our local liquor store when a small postcard-sized flyer caught my eye. [00:00:35] It had a cosmic 5D type of design. [00:00:39] We had just come back from the Grafton Secret Space Conference and this looked like a similar visual universe. [00:00:45] I picked one of the flyers up and read the title. [00:00:48] Disclosure Fest Foundation presents the Mass Meditation Initiative. [00:00:53] It was being advertised as some sort of New Age festival spread out over four music areas and 12 workshop spaces on the 32-acre Los Angeles Historic State Park. [00:01:02] Over a hundred names jostled for attention on the colorful flyer depicting two blue astral beings nose-to-nose in a field of stars and fractals. [00:01:11] Beneath the two figures, framed by their third eyes, were two small human shapes in a loving embrace. [00:01:17] The only real explanatory text read, A mindful yoga, healing arts, and vegan festival. [00:01:24] I looked over the stage names. [00:01:26] Earth Grid Stage. [00:01:28] Pure Love Space. [00:01:30] Fungenier's Ice Cream Starship. [00:01:33] Divine Light. [00:01:35] Mind-Body Space. [00:01:37] The Starseed Rainbow House. [00:01:40] Jake was gonna love this. [00:01:41] He was one of the most spiritual men I'd ever met, insisting we do 15-minute meditations before and after every QAA recording session, much to the frustration of atheist activist Travis View, who believes Buddhism is an oriental psy-op. [00:01:55] Travis, would you like to respond to these accusations? [00:02:00] I don't understand where this is coming from. [00:02:01] I've never described myself as an atheist activist. [00:02:05] And, you know, I thought if, you know, Buddhism is, you know, because of its atheism, is one of the least offensive religions. [00:02:14] So everything about this is wrong. [00:02:16] The plan was simple. [00:02:18] Purchase passes and attend the one-day Disclosure Festival taking place in downtown Los Angeles' Historic Park. [00:02:25] Julian assured me the vibes would be good. [00:02:27] He assured me! [00:02:28] My partner had expressed a desire earlier in the week to, quote, get out of the house and do something fun. [00:02:33] I had asked if she wanted to attend the festival with us. [00:02:36] It would be good vibes, I said, parroting my Swiss co-host. [00:02:39] Her face soured. [00:02:40] Disclosure Fest was not what she had in mind. [00:02:43] With our inner-earth correspondent Brad indisposed, it would be up to me, Julian, and his wife, Mathilde, to grab our gear and document the spectacle. [00:02:51] At least I didn't have to travel anywhere. [00:02:53] The park was only 11 minutes away from Julian's place. [00:02:56] I checked the temperature on my... Why say Android Telephone? [00:03:05] I don't know. [00:03:06] Do you need to advertise? [00:03:09] I guess maybe to show that the temperature was accurate? [00:03:12] No, you've tried to push it on me too. [00:03:13] You've tried to say I should switch from my phone. [00:03:17] I checked the temperature on my Android telephone that morning when I was getting ready. [00:03:21] High 60s to mid 70s. [00:03:23] Cool. [00:03:24] Comfortable. [00:03:25] I wore my patented MAGA red hoodie and jeans. [00:03:28] Everyone there would be dressed in their festival best, freezing their butts off, and I would be laughing all the way to the vegan taco truck. [00:03:35] When Jake showed up to my door, I was surprised he hadn't faked a positive COVID test to get out of attending. [00:03:40] I wouldn't have blamed him. [00:03:42] Now that the endeavor was upon us, it all felt pointless. [00:03:45] How does one cover vapor? [00:03:46] How is this different than going to Coachella? [00:03:49] A great lassitude bordering on paralysis installed itself as I thought about the huge crowd and how enthusiastic they were all going to be. [00:03:57] We had sunk so low. [00:03:58] Matej seemed way more excited than me about the whole thing. [00:04:03] As soon as I arrived at Julian's, I immediately began to doubt my outfit. [00:04:06] Would the hoodie be too hot? [00:04:08] Did my hat look lame? [00:04:10] I was a child again, fretting about the first day of school. [00:04:13] Why am I like this? [00:04:15] Julian tried to help as best as he could. [00:04:17] He fished out a couple t-shirts. [00:04:19] None were very flattering. [00:04:20] I began to fuss. [00:04:22] (laughter) [00:04:24] Mm-hmm. [00:04:26] (laughter) [00:04:28] Eventually, Julian pulled out all the stops and lent me his coveted Geordie LaForge t-shirt. [00:04:35] It was the best I was gonna get. [00:04:37] He also lent me a Deep State Mapping Project hat to add some authenticity to my drip. [00:04:42] After our bleak experience in Grafton, I was excited to go to a Starseed disclosure event set in LA, which promised more fun, chill vibes, and would allow me to dress however I wanted without being singled out as a brunch lib. [00:04:57] I went for a totally green look, thinking it would be a subtle hint at alien skin color in popular culture, and decided to wear a dress way more revealing than anything I usually wear. [00:05:08] This was my first serious mistake, but not my last, as I ended up horribly sunburning my boobs at these festivals. [00:05:17] Mathilde seemed to be dressed as a slutty leprechaun, and I was very supportive. [00:05:23] Unfortunately, she was growing understandably anxious about the still-charging batteries on the table as the hours ticked by. [00:05:29] But Jake and I had precious time together looking at our respective phones and making brief eye contact, so I feel like it was worth it. [00:05:36] I got into my usual homework mode, studying the lineup to make a list of speakers and musicians we shouldn't miss. [00:05:43] What were we waiting on anyways? [00:05:45] I looked at the charging GoPro batteries on the table. [00:05:48] Time was passing, precious time, and Julien had forgotten to charge them the night before. [00:05:53] He seemed unbothered. [00:05:55] I soon realized we would arrive too late to the event. [00:05:58] There were things I wanted to check out, time-sensitive things. [00:06:02] I had decided to participate in some experiences, the first of which was face painting with Madame Lavendula. [00:06:11] Of course. [00:06:12] When I told Julian we were not going to make it on time, he looked at the schedule and pointed out that the activity I was so eager to take part in was in the children's tent, aka the Starseed Rainbow House. === Rather See Adults Singing (01:57) === [00:06:24] The other acts listed were Didsy the Clown and A Live Mermaid Meet and Greet. [00:06:31] I insisted I had seen adults with face paint in the event's Instagram stories. [00:06:36] He also pointed out that they were accompanied by children. [00:06:39] You could have rented a child for the day? [00:06:41] Yeah. [00:06:41] And both gotten your face painted. [00:06:43] Yeah, so many things I could have done differently that day. [00:06:46] I was defeated and gave up on the idea. [00:06:49] Little did I know that giving up would become the underlying theme of this whole event for our trio. [00:06:55] If we had been on time, we would have been treated to middle-aged women singing with children on stage. [00:07:01] I've prepared a clip for Travis to review. [00:07:02] you. [00:07:09] So, man, we should have been there on time. [00:07:39] time you know. (laughter) [00:07:42] You know, you accuse me of being an atheist activist, but I literally would rather see these children singing hymns in a church than what they're doing right now. [00:07:50] You have been listening to a sample of a premium episode of QAnon Anonymous. [00:07:55] We don't run any advertising on the show, and we'd like to keep it that way. 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