Premium Episode 167: Monster Energy Is Satanic (The Story of Christine Weick) Sample
Proto-QAnon activist, viral star and rabidly pro-circumcision — Christine Weick is a meme and a nightmare. She first went viral in 2014 for a very tame presentation about how Monster Energy drinks are satanic. Then she started lashing out at Muslims, Juggalos and the Easter Bunny.
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Welcome, listener, to Premium Chapter 167 of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Christine Weick episode.
As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rokitansky, Julian Field, and Travis View.
After attending the protest outside of Disney Studios in Burbank last Wednesday evening, Julian wrote in our group chat, one conclusion, Q is gone and nobody needs it.
Everything is Q.
The statement felt immediately true to me, given the transformation of the movement since the 2020 election.
The ideology remains the same, but the need for an insider source reassuring their supporters that justice is right around the corner is no longer necessary.
I've always maintained that at its core, QAnon just created a more accessible community around right-wing conspiracy theories that have permeated American culture since long before the first QDrop.
Even today, the influencers still interpreting past drops and maintaining that the storm is coming feel like the soys of the group.
You know, it's the chats who are the ones that are out on the street organizing and doing grassroots campaigning, encouraging like-minded individuals to run for office.
I started to think, maybe everything has always been Q, and that the message board campaign from October 2017 through December 2020 was essentially just a modern-day hype campaign.
And then I stumbled on the bizarre story of Christine Weick.
Christine first appeared to us as an End Times prophet and author of Explain This, a verse-by-verse explanation of the Book of Revelation, which was published in 2011.
Oh, yes.
Literalism, take me away.
But she's probably better known as the Monster Energy Lady due to a video that went viral in 2014 where she suggests Monster Energy drink cans contained hidden signs showing their allegiance to the devil.
It involves Gematria, of course, and listening to the clip now sounds like it could be part of any modern-day QTube video.
Look at your M closely.
There's a gap right here in the letter M. It's never connected.
So you go into Hebrew, The letter Vav is also the number 6.
Short top, long tail.
Short top, long tail.
You could have here in Hebrew 666 on the can.
But my interest is the word monster.
What do you see in the O?
There's a cross.
Okay.
What has Christ got to do with an energy drink, let alone the name monster?
So I thought, well, maybe this is a Christian company then.
BFC at the bottom of the can.
Do you know what that stands for?
That's the F word.
In fact, they write it on the side of the can, so I know that's the F word.
Okay.
Now, do you know what a MILF is?
Yes.
That's on the box.
MILF, stick it, and you will too.
This is not a Christian company at all.
So why would they have put a cross on the can?
Here is the message.
Antichrist.
666 in Hebrew.
And then the Bible talks about the beast in Revelation.
And look at Monster's ad.
This is their story.
You see these M's everywhere.
Hats.
T-shirts.
Bumper stickers.
Is there another agenda here?
If God can use people and product, so can Satan.
And look at it this way.
Even if the M was not the issue, you cannot deny that that is a cross.
And what is witchcraft?
When the cross goes upside down.
Bottoms up.
And the devil laughs.
Something to think about.
Wow.
This is how clever Satan is, and how he gets into the Christian home and a Christian's life, and it breaks God's heart.
Jesus said, my people perish for lack of knowledge.
Wow.
That's awesome.
She has the demeanor of, like, a Tupperware Club woman, which is so odd.
She's just, like, gently leading you through, and all these props unfolding, and she's holding the can upside down to show you that when you drink, it gets turned upside down, so the cross is upside down, which makes no sense.
Like, the O is just, it's an O with, essentially, like, a line through it, so it has, I guess you could argue it's, no, it's not.
Bottom's up.
It's just not a fucking cross, though.
Bottom's up.
And the devil laughs.
Have you ever heard of MILFs?
That line was deliberate.
Travis, you can agree that it is a very slick presentation.
Yeah, you know what?
She has, you're right, her patter down.
She does come across like an experienced salesperson who knows exactly how to guide the mark towards whatever pitch that she's presenting.
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