Premium Episode 116: The QAnon Shopping Network Gets Cancelled (Sample)
Multi-level marketing, clothing websites, radio advertising and Jake's real-life story of his hometown dealing with Q-pilled shop-keeps. This episode involves a lot of commerce!
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Okay, so first up, this is a product line of scumbag rugs.
And it just looks like pictures of politicians he doesn't like.
Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi, Gretchen Whitmer, Anthony Fauci, and they're just square rugs with giant Walking on their faces is far less than what these seditious scumbags deserve.
letters across the center of each rug.
It just says scumbag.
Across their faces.
And there are alternates, Jake.
You can also get them with traitor, evil, satanic, or liar.
Amazing.
And here's the description.
Walking on their faces is far less than what these seditious scumbags deserve.
This durable rug is 24 by 36 inches and will surely make a political statement in any room.
This area rug features hemmed edges and a coated backing ready for any flat lay design.
100% polyester chenille.
Hemmed edges.
Underside of the rug is gray in color.
This is interesting.
This reminds me of like, growing up in the 90s, I had a neighbor who actually had a Bill Clinton rug and it was the picture of Bill Clinton and he said, I feel your pain so people could wipe their feet on their way into his house because he hated Bill Clinton so much.
Wow, well he was missing a cool word on it like scumbag.
No, he didn't have scumbag across his face.
Yeah, he missed out on a branding opportunity there.
But also the rug is like kind of shitty synthetic.
If you actually, I took a closer look at the pictures, it seems like it's like a giant mouse pad kind of vibe.
Like if you just had a giant mouse pad in the middle of like your living room.
Oh, oh cool.
You've got the Lori Lightfoot scumbag rug.
It doubles!
It doubles!
Incredible!
You know, when you want it as a rug, you can use it as a rug, and then you can lift it up and put it on your table for you to show your mouse!
I don't have enough pictures of people I hate in my house, you know?
You could, you could, even if you get pissed at a family member, you print them in big, you put scumbag over their face, you install the rug, it makes a statement that will resonate through your family, Travis.
What do you think?
Good thing.
Good punishment for my daughter.
Listen, listen.
Don't make me take it!
Yeah, don't do your homework.
Don't take out the garbage.
You get the scumbag rug treat.
Looks like you're sleeping on the scumbag rug again, kid!
Next product.
Patriot Street Fighter coronavirus is mutating into communism unisex soft style t-shirt.
Patriot Street Fighter coronavirus is mutating into communism...
And on the picture of the shirt there is what looks like a coronavirus molecule or particle and it slowly gets bigger across the t-shirt until it is the communist hammer and sickle sign.
Now, is this broke Travis?
He's lost it.
You want some explanations on some of those words?
There's a guy who goes by Patriot Street Fighter, and he runs a show, and so he has a lot of his merch up on this website, so they seem like they're buddies.
And he's a deeply Q-pilled guy, I looked into him as well, from Dallas, Texas, called Scott McKay.
So these are all like, yeah, guys in their kind of 50s.
Veterans, by the way, both of them, at least by their own claims.
And, uh, he runs his own show on YouTube, uh, which is, um, still up.
So, anyways, back to the product!
Jake, take this one.
Uh, we have a hashtag save the kids slash what are the tunnels men's t-shirt premium knit.
And, um, this shirt has on the front, it has a hashtag save the kids.
Um, it- It's like children's building blocks.
Children's building blocks lettering.
Like the kind that infant would play with.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, stacked together to spell out, save the kids.
And then on the back of the t-shirt, there is a kind of a vague light at the end of a tunnel graphic with the text reading, what are the tunnels?
Yeah.
So Travis, would you like to explain what they mean here?
So yeah, there's this belief in QAnon, and satanic panic beliefs generally, that there are tunnels underneath our feet on which children are being abused.
They believe that there are tunnels in Epstein Island, there are tunnels underneath the Getty, there are mole children in tunnels underneath DC.
So there's this belief that this is where the abuse is taking place, underneath our feet.
Of course, the Epstead Island one, maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe we got a little more on that one.
But imagine walking around with this t-shirt.
Just fantastic.
The problem is that you'd have to explain it.
It's a conversation starter, which I think is the point of the t-shirt.
Somebody goes, oh, that's kids blocks.
Oh, save the kids.
Oh, and then check out on the back, it says, what are the tunnels?
Oh, well, what is that?
What do you mean?
Oh, well, you know.
I mean, yeah, you've got to launch into a whole explanation.
If you look at the design, your arm also says Patriot Street Fighter and has a hatchet behind that.
So you're going to have to explain also how that fits in with the whole cosmology here.
All right.
Next up, another conversation starter.
Go ahead, Travis.
Our next product is a The Cure for Pedo Neck Gaiter.
So it is a like a mask around this man's face on the model.
And it says The Cure for Pedophilia.
And there's a picture of a noose.
So just advertising your desire to hang people right on your mouth.
While staying COVID safe.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, which is interesting because many of them don't believe that the virus itself is real.
So, but just in case, if you do happen to maybe kind of, if you're kind of a cuck and believe that, you know, the virus is real.
Or you want to enter, like, a supermarket.
And you have to.
You can at least, yeah, if you have to.
At least tell them what you think about pedophiles.
Yeah, you can at least let them know your feelings about execution.
This restores your dignity in a way.
It expresses your bloodlust.
Yes, I'm wearing a mask, but I want to kill.
I don't want to kill you necessarily right now in this grocery store with my breathing, but rather pedophiles on the gallows, officially.
After some time scrolling through stuff like this, I felt depressed.
So I started listening to The Matrix Groove Show again to see if there was anything else on offer there.
Lo and behold, they had cut an ad for two different games, both of which are just letter-sized paper printed on in black and white and bound in plastic, office supply style.
But they still got the John Carpenter treatment.
Patriots, we have breaking news!
The Trump Your Neighbor and the Queen of Trump games are now available.
The intro to each book is a snapshot in time, showing where a Q mindset was at the time of writing.
The games are great for grown-ups, but also great for families, where the adults can guide the children.
The intro and instructions are full of Qism.
Some of the players in the instructions are names that Patriots will recognize.
Every score sheet has a Q drop on it, and either makes you think, or makes you proud to be a Patriot.
The games are about racking up indictments.
Once you get good at the games, you will figure out how to turn on your fellow players and take them down by forcing indictments on them.
Four sheets are coil-bound and there's room to write in the margins with news that's happening now, so someday you can go back and remember what was happening and compare it to how the movie played out.
Adults, you can slowly guide your children in the direction of Gitmo-sanctioned executions.
That's it.
You can indict your children.
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