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Welcome, listener, to the 77th chapter of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Drinking Bleach to Own the Libs episode.
As always, we are your hosts, Jake Brocatansky, Julian Field, and Travis View.
One prominent and embarrassing aspect of the QAnon community is their fixation with what could generously be termed alternative medicine.
From anti-vaxxers to faith healers, the fringe right has it all.
But nothing symbolizes the QAnon movement better than simply drinking bleach.
But is it good to drink bleach?
Well, according to QAnon influencer and friend of the podcast Jordan Sather, MMS, or Miracle Mineral Supplement, does have many health benefits.
Miracle Mineral Supplement, of course, is just a fancy name for chlorine dioxide, which is an industrial bleach.
So I guess that goes in the pros column.
But Sather was not the first genius to rebrand bleach and try to convince people to drink it.
That honor would go to Jim Humble, the inventor and first promoter of MMS, who you'll be finding out more about over the course of the episode.
Another big question, how did MMS become so prevalent in the QAnon movement?
Now, to answer that, we invited pathological QAnon antagonist, Travis View, onto the podcast.
Repeat guest.
Thank you for having me.
You're welcome.
Welcome on the show.
It's good to be here.
This is the last time, though.
I feel like you're encroaching on my space a little bit, so I'm just putting it out here.
Fair enough.
This will be your last appearance.
I know when I'm not wanted.
Yeah, you guys both made the same hero.
You guys are definitely playing in the same lane, so it would make sense that you would jostle at each other to find a place in the field for the exact same approach to information and knowledge.
So, find a comfortable chair, top up your steiner of iced MMS, and kick back.
It's time to drink bleach to own the libs!
But before all that...
First up, a QAnon follower who held armed standoff on Hoover Dam Bridge considers plea agreement.
So, according to a report from the Mojave Valley News, Matthew Philip Wright, the QAnon follower who is facing terrorism and other charges for that armed standoff, is considering a plea deal that could spare him some jail time.
You may recall that in June of 2018, Wright blocked off traffic in an armored vehicle and held up a sign that said, release the OIG report.
This was a fictional OIG report that he only got thought existed because of QAnon.
While in jail, Wright also sent letters to President Trump signed, where we go one we go all.
I remember those letters.
He sent so many.
He was so happy.
He was convinced Trump was going to be like, listen, man, I understand why you did it.
Right.
You're going to be the next person I pardon.
Yeah.
Sound like he was like a little embarrassed.
Like, well, he went a little bit overboard.
What he doesn't understand is that to get a pardon by Trump, you have to, let's say, murder a teenager in a foreign country with a knife or something like that, just for fun.
Just an armed standoff.
Right.
Not murderous enough.
Yeah, the Hoover Dam.
You think anyone cares about the Hoover Dam, my dude?
If Wright accepts the plea deal, he could face a maximum of 11.25 years in prison.
However, if he goes to trial and is convicted, he could be sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after 25 years.
This is garbage, man.
If Sylvester Stallone played this guy in a movie, the ending would be happy.
It would be like, you did good, light soldier.
Right, that's true.
You did good, the president calls you personally.
There'd be like a lot of lines that would be like, we gotta get to the bridge.
But the funny thing is, for sure, give it 10 years and we're going to be consuming this as a Netflix limited edition series about how this guy's a fucking cool operator and a hero.
I can't wait.
Played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
My personal recommendation is that Wright should fire his lawyer, plead not guilty, and then defend himself in court pro se, because that would generate the most content for this podcast.
Live on C-SPAN.
Yep.
I want him to defend himself, but not in spoken word.
I would like him to just write all his arguments onto his hands and just hold them up for cameras.
Hold them up.
Yeah, just hold them up.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
For my second story, hedge fund manager and documentary film producer Gabe Hoffman sues QAnon follower for defamation.
So I think this is kind of an interesting case to follow because it kind of asks if QAnon followers can be held civilly liable for spinning baseless conspiracy theories.
Man, I hope not for their sake.
Yeah, one would hope not.
That sounds stupid to me.
Yeah, it does.
If he succeeds, our podcast won't exist anymore.
Good job, Mr. Hoffman.
Just for some background on this, Gabe Hoffman is the producer of the documentary An Open Secret, which is about child sexual abuse in Hollywood.
That film attracted the attention of the QAnon community for obvious reasons.
But Gabe Hoffman absolutely despises QAnon.
I know, he's a miserable... Well, you know, I feel like he's trying to attract attention to what he feels is a legitimate issue, and he's got all these weird conspiracy theory hangers on, which has got to be frustrating.
Well, you're the one who always has more gentleness for these types of people.
It's like... You know what it's exactly like, actually?
You know what it's exactly like actually?
It's like in 1994 when Weezer released the Blue Album and they kind of thought...
And they kind of thought that people, you know, that they would attract this sort of, like, mature audience that, like, really respected, like, them sort of taking, like, surf pop and, like, grunge rock to this sort of elevated level.
But instead, all of their fans were, like, 12- and 13-year-olds like myself.
And it sent Rivers Cuomo into, like, a deep, spiraling depression because, like, he thought he had created this really meaningful album and only children liked it.
So, and now for the class, you're gonna link this back to what the fuck we were actually talking about.
What, what, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
WHO CARES ABOUT WEED ART?!
This is a perfect analogy, you just don't see it because you don't understand.
You're right.
And you're not here, you're not, you're not remote in a cabin in the woods like I am.
Yeah, but I do look just like Buddy Holly.
You do, yeah.
One QAnon follower who is an antagonist of Gabe Hoffman was Julio Cicero Yaquez.
Yeah.
Gabe Hoffman's lawsuit alleges that Yaquez made several false and defamatory statements about Hoffman.
For example, Yaquez allegedly claimed that Hoffman was involved in the death of Isaac Cappy, who is the small-time Hollywood actor turned QAnon promoter who committed suicide last year.
So other baseless statements by Yaquez listed in the lawsuit includes, at Gabe Hoffman, he is a pedo protector, he hides most of his funds in the Caymans, is the Jew money from Hollywood, porno outfits, and includes child porn.
That just sounds right.
And you don't agree with the person being sued, Julian.
You gotta go with your instincts here.
You gotta go with your guts.
Quote, Gabe had two surgeries for micropenis syndrome in 2012 and 2016.
Both at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan.
I mean, that's no joke.
On one side, I don't like QAnon people.
I think it's a mess.
Of course.
On the other side, I think this guy, Mr. Boffman, right?
Hoffman, Gabe Hoffman.
Gabe Hoffman?
Gabe Hoffman.
Yeah, so Mr. Boffman, he sounds like kind of a tool.
Whenever a MAGA person collides with a QAnon person, it's just a bit like watching an entire pond of fish and two manage to collide head first.
You're not dealing with the most skilled in the pond.
I guess.
If you're a MAGA person focused on QAnon, you're not very bright.
And if you're a QAnon person and you manage to fight with MAGA, that's just so sad.
How sad is it that the first surgery didn't fix your micropenis?
Can you imagine someone having to go back and be like, it's still one millimeter long.
The surgery did not work.
And the funniest thing is these people are going to vote for a president who, unlike Bernie Sanders, doesn't want to reform the Micropenis Surgery Act to make sure that it always works the first time.
That's what the Bernie Sanders platform clearly states.
So, Gabe Hoffman filed that lawsuit on December 20th, 2019, and the plaintiffs demanded a trial by jury.
So, again, more QAnon lawsuits are always interesting, because I guess I don't know the standard of defamation.
I think in these cases, you give each person a fresh Chinese-made MAGA hat, and they have to try to strangle each other with it.
And that's a trial by hat.
Trial by MAGA hat.
Yeah, especially if the hat comes imbibed with the coronavirus.
You have to put it on and wear it before you get infected.
And they fling them to these tons of people, and they have to fight each other in cages for the amusement of us all.
Listen, I apologize, Mr. Boffman.
I'm sure you're great.
All right, my next story is we have some new Q-drops.
The one that really caught my attention was one that linked to the Wikipedia page for Durham boats.
What?
Durham boats.
So this was the type of small commercial boat, flat-bottomed boat, that George Washington used to cross the Delaware River And launch a surprise attack on Hessian forces on December 26, 1776.
I love that it took fucking the people who were behind QAnon like two years to figure out this fun connection between George Washington's boat and the fucking attorney that's supposedly investigating.
Well again, this is another one of those- I love that it's been sitting there in front of them for two fucking years and finally Q is like, I can make use of this.
Well, the thing is, this is another instance where someone else in the community said, oh, George Washington used these Durham boats, and then also attorney John Durham is investigating the origins of the Russia-Trump investigation.
So there's a connection there.
I don't even understand what they're implying here.
Did John Durham's parents know this?
Was he part of Q-team?
And what was written on the bell of the Durham boat?
This is one of those things where it isn't just a weird spy novel, they're talking about cosmic divine planning that goes through the centuries.
There's a type of like QAnon knowledge that makes you regret asking the question in the first place almost immediately.
And this is one of those.
It's so complex and Byzantine and stupid and disconnected and tenuous.
You just look at it and instantly get a headache.
No wonder Julian hates this, because this is very much a National Treasure style storyline.
So it's no surprise to me that Julian finds it pedestrian, which is so weird since National Treasure movies are National Treasures themselves.
They are good.
They're good movies.
You guys should experiment and see what happens if I'm incredibly drunk watching that movie.
Would I like it more or less?
It's a good question.
Would I be more or less aggressive?
I think whatever happens, you definitely won't be howling and screaming like a fucking monkey the entire time, ruining the movie.
Screaming about people's haircuts while watching that movie.
We'll see if that happens.
Yeah, we'll see if he orders a giant salad and doesn't eat any of it.
I'm really resentful right now that I have to share this podcast with two neurotypical fucking cis white men.
Fuck neurotypical.
flattering.
Miracle Mineral Solution.
Today we're going to be talking about the hottest quack cure in the QAnon community and the general online crank
community.
That's Miracle Mineral Solution or MMS.
Miracle Mineral Solution is usually sold as a solution of 28% sodium chloride in distilled water.
The pore marks are instructed to mix that solution with citric acid, such as lemon or lime juice.
This creates chlorine dioxide, which is a potent bleaching agent that is commonly used to bleach wood pulp.
Users are then instructed to drink this bleach in order to cure almost anything, including cancer, malaria, AIDS, and even autism.
Now, to be clear, there is no evidence that MMS cures anything.
So, for the love of God, do not drink jugfuls of bleach that you make in your kitchen.
So, I'm just going to read from the FDA's latest warning about consuming chlorine dioxide.
Drinking any of these chlorine dioxide products can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and symptoms of severe dehydration.
Some product labels claim that vomiting and diarrhea are common after ingesting the product.
They even maintain that such reactions are evidence that the product is working.
That claim is false.
Moreover, in general, the more concentrated the product, the more severe the reactions.
The FDA has received reports of consumers who have suffered from severe vomiting, severe diarrhea, life-threatening low blood pressure caused by dehydration, and acute liver failure after drinking these products.
If you have had a negative reaction to any of them, consult a healthcare professional as soon as possible.
Sounds nerdy, dude.
Why'd you make us read this nerd shit?
Because I don't want to be responsible for anyone listening to this podcast being like, eh, maybe there's something to it.
So I cannot stress enough that please don't just drink a jug full of bleach.
Okay, so from my perspective, I just wanna, I guess, like, you know how our podcast has different perspectives.
From my perspective, I think you could probably get away with drinking jugfuls of bleach.
Ah, goddammit.
All right.
Now, I have nothing to say on the matter.
Well, you can't say much gargling through all that bleach.
You know, I feel like I'm not really an authority to state what you should and should not drink.
I leave warnings like that to Mr. View.
Thanks.
So he's on my side, by the way, for the record there.
Fine, fine.
I'll take on both of you.
Thank you.
So if you want to talk about nerdy shit, let's define our terms a bit.
So when we say that QAnon people are drinking bleach, what do we mean exactly?
So in the broadest sense, a bleach is a name for any chemical product that can be used to disinfect or remove stains or color.
So in that sense, the citric acid in lemon juice by itself might be called a bleach.
So you're saying all those kids with those stands out in the street, they're selling us bleach?
Well, no, hold on.
So, so, wait, so you're saying that, uh, wait, so you're saying that the ecto cooler flavor of high C is, uh,
actually not a juice movie tie in, but really bleach.
I'm not saying that, really.
So, I mean... We should all, we should check throughout the episode what he's saying.
But we usually say bleach.
What we're talking about is like industrial or like a household bleach, like Clorox or hydrogen peroxide.
And even those kinds of bleaches, like they have legitimate cosmetic or hygienic uses.
For example, you know, So, hydrogen peroxide is often the active ingredient in over-the-counter teeth whiteners, but they're perfectly safe to use.
And the reason that they're safe to use is that a basic principle of toxicology is that the dose makes the poison.
So, everything is possibly toxic if you take too much of it, but some compounds are just more toxic than others.
So, if you drink four cups of coffee, you'll probably be fine.
If you drink 100, you'll be dead, you know.
Oh.
So that's why like...
R.I.P. Julian.
So that's what's going to happen.
Who's probably thinking about making a coffee right now.
One coffee per state in the union.
So that's why, you know, like using a product like containing hydrogen peroxide on your
teeth is safe, but drinking a bottle of concentrated hydrogen peroxide is toxic.
And even like the bleach that we're talking about today, that's chlorine dioxide, has legitimate industrial uses.
For example, in a certain context, chlorine dioxide is a perfectly safe disinfectant.
According to the Centers for Disease Control, about 5% of large water treatment facilities in the United States use chlorine dioxide to treat drinking water.
Which is fine.
Is it?
It is, because I wanted to mention this up front because this is something that the bleach drinkers, they disingenuously bring up.
They use, right?
Yeah, they argue essentially that if the Environmental Protection Agency allows small amounts of chlorine dioxide in drinking water, that means that it's safe to just drink in any amount.
But then they don't want the fluoride.
Imagine taking all the fluoride out your water and then drinking bleach.
Josh, absolutely two steps forward, 18 steps back.
You want chemically pure water, but also drinks concentrated.
I am not going to turn gay as you're shitting out your entire stomach lining.
So the EPA's maximum permitted concentration of chlorine dioxide in drinking water is 0.8 milliliters per liter.
But the stuff that the MMS people drink might contain three to eight milliliters.
That's up to 10 times the EPA's maximum per liter in a single drop.
But this shit is just sold.
I see these bottles that they post pictures of.
Why is this not illegal to not have that just be like labeled clearly?
Well, they get around the regulations in certain ways because the thing is, again, you can sell this as a solution for cleaning and stuff.
Yeah, that's kind of like, the bottle seems a little, but it does say, like, yeah, keep out of reach of children.
Yeah.
You know, and Jordan Sather.
Yeah, so that's why you can't, you just can't compare, like, drinking tap water that contains trace amounts of chlorine dioxide and consuming highly concentrated chlorine dioxide, because again, the dose makes the poison.
But that leaves us with a question.
So, How did people get the idea that chlorine dioxide is a cure-all in the first place?
So we can trace it back to one man, a former Scientologist turned gold prospector named Jim Humble.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
What a king.
So, Jim Humble first promoted his quack cure under the name Miracle Mineral Supplement, but he later changed it to ... Solution, right?
Because it doesn't mean that you eat it.
Yeah, he changed it to Miracle Mineral Solution, presumably for legal reasons.
Right, yeah.
It's not a supplement.
Right.
It's a solution.
Yeah.
The inhalants that we used to buy in high school in Brazil were, I believe, labeled air purifiers or something.
Gotcha.
Yeah, right.
It's always a loophole.
When you learn about Jim Humble's background a bit, you actually understand why he came
right into selling a quack cure online.
Jim Vern Humble was born in Mobile, Alabama in 1932.
According to an investigation by reporter Craig Malasso for the Houston Press, back in the mid-1960s, Humble lived in Southern California and worked on an oil rig in the Santa Barbara Channel.
On shore leave, Humble met his first wife, Teresa Lane, with whom he had two children.
After divorce, Humble met his next wife while taking Scientology courses.
So Humble was apparently married several times.
One ex-wife of his claims that she was married to him for only eight months.
In the end, she claims, their marriage ended because she liked chocolate pudding cups and he didn't want any of them in the house.
Come on.
It was her house.
You don't have to fuck with us, man.
You can tell us if you just made this up.
No, no, no.
This is according to an ex-wife, Jim Humble.
It's fine.
We're all friends.
Dude, I've known you for more than a year now.
You don't have to make up the... I mean, it was weird enough with just the mobile Alabama and the bleach and the supplement to the solution.
You did not have Scientology.
to add in a hatred of chocolate pudding cups.
This guy, I mean, he's a man of certain principles, anti-pudding cups.
He would rather destroy his marriage than tolerate pudding cups in the house.
Those goddamn pudding cups.
Every time I open a fridge, all I want is a Coca-Cola Classic mixed with a vial of bleach,
and they're staring me in the face, brown, moist, in little packets, just looking at
me.
I can't take it.
Humble's name appears in a 1971 issue of a Scientology journal that states he was enrolled
in a Hubbard Standard Dianetics course in Orange County, California.
Worst place on Earth, worst thing on Earth.
Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Good path.
But Humble apparently joined a group that splintered off from Scientology.
His name appears in a mid-1980s newsletter distributed by a group of former Scientologists who left the church to start their own independent movement.
When you're smart enough to leave Scientology, but not smart enough to realize there's an issue with Scientology.
That's awesome.
Yeah, you're mostly right Scientologists, but they didn't like the leadership.
In 1971, Humble also got into the health and wellness game by compiling a 500-question test designed to identify a person's nutritional deficiencies, which he sold to health food stores.
Through the 1980s, Humble made a living working for mining ventures doing chemical tests of minerals to test how much gold, apparently, these, I guess, samples of minerals contained.
So Humble wrote about what he saw was a pattern of organized religion.
So a church would grow rich off of its followers who are exploited and suppressed until they break away and create their own movement.
It claimed that people were turning away from Scientology because the leadership, who he described as, quote, a few insane individuals that seemed to work their way to the top, end quote, was bent on manipulating their followers.
Yeah, it's truly the issue with Scientology that the leader, the first one, the guy who created it, sane, normal, awesome guy, but then all these wackos work themselves.
Right.
Up through Sea Org or whatever the fuck.
Sea Org, yeah.
And they changed Scientology from something that was essentially good to something weird.
Yeah, this guy's like, I guess, like the Martin Luther of Scientology.
It's like, oh, the principles are right, but the leadership is corrupt.
We must make our own independent movement.
Weird.
By 1987, Humble was holding seminars on how to invest in a small gold mine.
Participants paid $250 for the seminar, which included a free gold specimen and a two-year subscription to Popular Mining.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Those are good perks.
Yeah, as we'll see.
Well, kind of like all of this, all of this, the kind of like the seminars and the weird Scientology stuff and the health food stuff, it all combines to what is sort of like he became most famous for, which is selling this quack MMS solution.
He kicks out.
He is a mess and he is gathering speed.
He is marrying and divorcing.
Getting weird religions, praying splinters, getting the gold mining.
He's all over the place.
I'm down, man.
I'm ready.
I feel like, you know when Sonic does that thing where he kind of creates a tiny little contain ball and builds all the speed before he even starts moving?
That's what I'm feeling like.
This guy's about to go on the loop-de-loop.
Jim Humble's history, as it has been dug up by researchers, diverges a bit from Humble's history as he describes it on his website.
He says that he started his career in the aerospace industry as a research engineer.
He alleges that he worked on the first intercontinental ballistic missile, wrote instruction manuals on the first vacuum tube computers, worked on secret radio control electronics, and other projects.
He further claims that he worked for companies like Hughes Aircraft Company, Northrop Aircraft, General Motors Research, Defense Laboratories.
So all true?
Well, unverified.
Humble details how he allegedly discovered MMS in his book, The Miracle Mineral Solution of the 21st Century.
Now, obviously, there's no way to corroborate the story, but I'm going to summarize it anyway.
In 1996, Jim Humble was commissioned to help mine for gold in the jungles of South America.
On that expedition, he brought along bottles of a different quack cure called stabilized oxygen.
Unbelievable.
Hell yeah.
The main ingredient in stabilized oxygen is that different kind of bleach called sodium chloride.
So, one day, while deep in the jungle of Guyana, two men he was working with came down with malaria.
So he sent two more men to run to the nearest mining camp in hopes that they would have malaria drugs.
Now, the camp was a day's travel away, so they would have to wait at least two days for them to return, And even longer if the camp didn't have the medicine.
But, in the meantime, the sick men were suffering from fever, aching muscles, and diarrhea.
Humble asked the sick men if they were interested in trying the stabilized oxygen.
They agreed, and according to Humble's account, they all felt better after just four hours.
Just trapping a bunch of natives in the middle of the jungle to get you what you want.
And then when they fall terribly ill, you just feed them bleach.
And then you're like, no, no, no, I'm not just doing this horrible thing.
I'm amazing at it.
I am the new bleach doctor of this region.
That's basically what happened.
Hell yeah.
He claims that afterwards, as he continued working on the mining expedition, he traveled through the jungle treating people who came down with malaria and typhoid fever with the stabilized oxygen.
He claimed that this treatment helped people 70% of the time and made him famous amongst the locals.
That's when Jim Humble decided to try to get into the stabilized oxygen business.
Here's how he describes what happened next.
I telephoned a friend, Bob Tate, to tell him how stabilized oxygen cured malaria.
He immediately flew to Guyana.
We discussed it and decided to see if we could sell the stabilized oxygen in Guyana.
We put an ad in the local paper stating that our solution cured malaria.
That was a mistake.
Immediately the local television station sent reporters over to our place and we were on TV telling about our solution.
Then the radio and newspaper reporters arrived.
We were famous for about three days and then the government dropped a bomb on us.
The Minister of Health called us in for an interview.
She told us that if we sold our solution to one more person, we would be put in their prison and we wouldn't like it.
I had seen the prison and I knew.
She was right.
Ah, yes.
Imagine just having some fucking dumbass, some stupid American guy show up in your fucking country, open a tent, and just start selling bleach to the locals.
It takes you three days to just be like, wait, so he's just selling bleach?
Okay, it's bleach.
Okay, shut this fucking idiot down immediately!
Yeah, right.
Correct.
Of course, yeah.
You know what's so funny?
He sounds like not surprised, kind of.
He's like, Eventually, it caught up to us that we were selling bleach and that people were getting sick.
What he doesn't know is that you can't go to like a first world country with like intense, you know, kind of like public infrastructure and laws and regulations like Guyana.
You have to go to the United States, which is like a third world hellhole that has no regulations and there your bleach selling will prosper much better than abroad.
After Jim Humble returned home to America, he suffered from some business setbacks and wound up living on his Social Security income.
He was troubled that his stabilized oxygen only seemed to work 70% of the time, so he started experimenting with it in an attempt to make it even more effective.
It wasn't effective at all, just to be clear, just in his mind.
He eventually got the idea to mix some vinegar with the stabilized oxygen.
Here's what he says happened next.
To test my mixture, I bought some chlorine measuring sticks used for swimming pools.
And guess what?
After a few hours, the mixture began to measure a slight amount of chlorine.
And after 24 hours, it measured at least 1 ppm, part per million, of chlorine.
That really wasn't the total answer, but I was getting closer.
I didn't realize it at first, but the sticks were measuring chlorine dioxide.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
If this is fucking chemistry, like, I do chemistry every time I'm mixing Dr. Pepper with Coca-Cola at a fast food place.
Like, the fuck?
Yeah, this is just like a child- this is just like a child, like, home before his parents, like, one afternoon.
He's adding- he's adding vinegar to bleach.
It's not even special or interesting.
There's nothing there!
You just- oh, things I can find in my house mixed together, and I'm gonna- Yeah, just see what happens.
Yeah, he's not- yeah, he's not doing chemistry from, like, an educated place where, like, you know, where he's doing- you know, he knows the reactions ahead of time.
He's just mixing shit together and sees what happens.
In a 2008 interview, Jim Humble claims that figuring out how to turn the sodium chlorite into chlorine dioxide took him about a year because of his poor understanding of chemistry.
Yeah, it was a simple thing, although it took me about a year to I couldn't figure it out, but any good chemist would have probably figured it out in the first day, but my chemistry was limited to metallurgy, and so a lot of chemistry I really didn't understand, so it took me a while to... Oh my God.
So I actually wasn't all that far off as to the energy of this guy's voice.
He's got like a loose yellow tie with polka dots that is like, does not fit him.
There's something very just, just off.
Yeah.
Also, you know, here's my thing.
It's like, even if you distrust the medical establishment, even if you think it's corrupt, why trust this guy?
He's like, he's like, I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
Like someone who knew what I was doing would probably do it faster.
A good chemist could have done it probably in about 15 minutes, but see, thing is, I'm
bad at what I do, so it took me 360 days, maybe more, maybe less, but I don't know.
Long story short, he concludes that this is the miracle cure that he's been searching
And Jim gets to work pushing it on people.
The first stop is pushing his quack here on people in African countries.
Then there was guys who I give the material to, MMS.
MS2 and they went to Sierra Leone.
There have been quite a few people in Tanzania treated.
And then, of course, I treated a number of them in Malawi.
All these countries are in Africa.
So just poisoning Africans, just wandering the African continent poisoning people.
Yeah.
Well, actually, you read in his book, apparently he first got in contact with some people in
because he was pen pals with them.
And then he and then he's a Nigerian prince.
Well, then the guy was he was like, it was like a like a taxi driver.
He's like, Oh, yeah, you know, people with malaria, give them this.
And then he like made contacts in the area through like missionaries and like spread his nonsense and like told him told these people how to like that this bleach stuff was a miracle cure.
It's horrifying.
Now, you might say to yourself, now don't people get sick drinking chlorine dioxide?
And the answer is yes, obviously they do.
But Jim Humble says that's natural and even a good thing.
A disclaimer on Jim Humble's old website, MiracleMineralSupplement.com, said this.
If you notice diarrhea or even vomiting, that is not necessarily a bad sign.
The body is simply throwing off toxins and cleaning itself out.
Some people say they feel much better after having diarrhea.
Yeah, when diarrhea ends, people signal that they feel better.
You do not have to take any medicines for it as it will go away as fast as it came.
It will not last.
It is not caused by a bacteria or virus.
When the poison is gone, the diarrhea is gone.
Now, in his book, Jim Humble actually recommends cramming as much chlorine dioxide in your body as you can without feeling sick.
When using MMS for treatment of some serious illness, you will need to consider that MMS is only active in the body for about an hour.
Thus, hourly doses will make the best progress as the more MMS you can get into the body
without creating nausea or diarrhea, the greater the positive effect it will have against the
illness.
One time he says that getting diarrhea is fine, get shit all you want.
The other one says... In fact, yeah, it's preferable.
It's preferable.
The other one is, take as much before you get the diarrhea.
The reason is, this is based on nonsense.
He's just making up the rules as he goes along.
It's a more sympathetic figure due to this, though, because I also go back and forth on diarrhea.
I don't know how I feel about it.
Yeah, I think maybe probably what happened is he told people that getting diarrhea was a good part and then people probably started quitting or not buying the cure anymore because they were tired of getting diarrhea.
So then he had to change his fucking branding a little bit and he was like, well, as close to diarrhea as possible without breaking the diarrhea threshold is the sweet spot for you to be in.
Humble claimed to have treated a hundred thousand victims of malaria across Africa, but he says that his efforts were hampered by missionaries who didn't want the locals to drink bleach.
One thing happened is a couple of missionaries decided I was evil and So they told all the missionaries in the area that I was evil, and so that sort of slowed things down.
They actually quit using the MMS.
Yeah, I mean, which is, you know, a good call by these missionaries, I guess.
Just horrifying.
He's not self-reflective about, like, why people are trying to stop him.
He counters all these barriers, and that just makes him think, oh, I'm on the right track.
Well, how are you supposed to learn about Jesus and, you know, join a church when you're too busy shitting your entire guts out?
Yeah, it was encroaching on their game.
Their grift was being threatened by the diarrhea bleach man.
That's right.
So that's what really kicked the whole MMS thing off.
But Jim, he really took it to a new level.
Because why would you promote a quack cure when you can found a church based on a quack cure?
Oh my God.
Wait, that's what's next?
That's what's next.
We're getting to the religion of bleach.
You're too generous.
You're too generous.
Jim Humble did that with the help of a disciple of his by the name of Mark Grenin.
According to Mark Grenin's account, he first came across MMS while working as a sponsored Christian missionary in the Dominican Republic.
In 2009, Mark was in regular correspondence with Jim Humble and dealing with some life transitions.
Mark had separated from his wife and she left for the United States with six of his eight children.
The two that stayed behind?
Yeah.
Fuck you two!
She just picked her best six.
That's when Jim Humble proposed to Mark that they set up an MMS training center in Santo Domingo.
Here's what Mark Grennan says happened next.
Well, in less than six months from praying that God would help us bring MMS to the world to rid the world of the disease of the body, Jim Humble arrived in Dominican Republic.
We gave God all the glory for that.
He arrived in Santo Domingo, January 2010.
We spent six months developing a teaching syllabus and a crude DVD course to try to train as many as possible.
During that time, Jim and I decided to establish the Genesis II Church of Health and Healing in June of 2010 with six founding members.
So, by the way, what you just read was an excerpt from Mark Grennan's book, A World Without Disease.
Is it possible?
The book basically just promotes MMS and talks about Genesis 2 and stuff, but it also includes a poem about MMS authored by Grennan.
So, it's a really, really long poem, so I'm not going to show you the whole thing, but I had to include it.
Here are four stanzas of the poem about curing disease by drinking bleach.
The killer number one in this world has been defeated.
It's true.
And we are being cheated.
Malaria is its name.
And we are here to take away his fame.
By the hand of a man named James.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Ah!
Ah, yes!
I'm so... Yes, this is filling me with energy.
Millions dying.
Millions crying.
For the loss of their family, they are sighing.
Moms missing.
Babies gone.
Fathers are sought.
All for naught.
All for naught.
This sounds like a Seth Abramson poem, this stanza.
Travis, I really think you should have included more to be honest, but I'll continue.
Four was pushing it.
We have the news.
This doesn't have to be.
For just a few drops of a mineral can heal of the parasite you can be free.
But no money in that, says the evil man's squeal.
So people keep dying at this disease's hand.
This needs to be proclaimed across every land.
I'm sorry guys, this writing is murdering me right now.
He's taking a lot of liberties with the structure of his sort of rhyme scheme.
It's actually making me dumber, I think.
Sylvia Plath killed herself because she read half of this poem once.
Okay, the last answer.
The big pharma are making money.
At the bank they think it's funny.
How they can control men's health while they live in much wealth.
Money has been paid to pass evil laws to protect that wealth from leaving their paws.
Well, this was just lifted from a Bernie leaflet.
It's great.
Yeah.
A big part of the whole MMS thing is that there's cures for everything.
And the only reason they suppressed it isn't because it's ineffective, but because, you know, Big Pharma, it was cut into Big Pharma's profits.
Man, this is a great app so far, man.
Thanks Travis, man.
This is just fantastic.
This is just amazing.
It is good stuff.
We still haven't explained to Jake that he's not an audience member who thanks us for the content.
Who would have thought that researching something as dumb as drinking bleach and poisoning yourself would uncover a man with like a story and a church and a cure and like a fucking you know like a wooden wagon that he drags through Africa like I mean it's just insane.
The best part is that very literally none of this is true not even a single fucking word of it and Travis drank MMS last night.
It's all true.
And just hallucinated as he shat himself just absolutely sitting on the toilet like a rocket just shooting up from it I couldn't imagine this janky poem, this sonnet to bleach drinking.
I could not possibly conceive of that in my own imagination.
That could only exist in reality.
But the point is, you don't need to.
You just need to channel the diarrhea.
The QAnon extended universe, I think, could seriously rival Marvel's.
In a 2010 issue of Jim Humble's MMS newsletter called Straight Talk with Jim Humble.
So he was a McCain fan?
I guess so.
Humble says that he founded the church specifically to sidestep governments who might tell him that he shouldn't sell bleach as a magic cure.
We are forming a church of health and healing.
Now, that's not religion, that's health and healing.
It's called Genesis 2 Church of Health and Healing.
Genesis means the beginning, and two means the second beginning, and this is the beginning of a new world without disease.
What was it that Jesus Christ did first of all, always?
He healed the sick, and that is what we will be doing, but there is a lot more to it than that.
Do you guys remember when Jesus turned water into bleach?
And everybody drank it.
That's why the Romans were after him, man.
Do you understand the power that a church has that hasn't given up its power?
Look at the Catholics.
Their priests have been molesting women and children for centuries, and the governments have not been able to stop it.
Vaccinations and insurance, the two tools of oppression.
us from vaccinations that we don't want, from forced insurance, and from many things
that a government might want to use to oppress us.
Vaccinations and insurance, the two tools of oppression.
Now we're getting into the King shit.
I love that he looked at the Catholic Church and was like, they've been molesting children
I can steal their model and just do whatever I want.
So both Jim Humble and Mark Grennan are referred to as archbishops of this church.
In the Genesis 2 church, MMS is referred to as a sacramental water.
Hell yeah.
They also produce a lot of content, such as a podcast called the G2 Voice Broadcast.
Hell yes.
Here's a section from the Genesis 2 website.
What we have created here, and are now in the process of doing, no other group or organization on Earth has ever done.
There are millions using MMS, but no one knows more about using MMS than our health ministers.
Please let me personally invite you to come join us and become a member, health minister or bishop, and begin healing the people of this planet.
Earth needs your help.
We have the God-given tools to, quote, create a world without disease!
So, after founding the church, Jim Humble got back to his Scientology roots by making absurd claims about his personal history.
In a since-deleted 2012 YouTube video titled, The Story of Earth as Recalled by Archbishop Jim Humble, Humble claims that he's from the Andromeda Galaxy, and he was asked to be put as part of the Space Navy that watched over Earth.
You are Andromedan based on that premium episode we did.
That's true, that's true.
Yeah, we're simpatico, me and Jim Humble.
I did the test and I'm an Andromedan too, so me, you, and Jim Humble, we should drink bleach sometime.
We should.
You also claimed that he is the one who provided Moses with the Ten Commandments.
Wait, Humble gave Moses the commandments?
Yeah, he sure did.
You think it was God, but it was Jim Humble.
Many people think that, but they're wrong.
So, ABC News played clips of that video for a 2016 expose on the Genesis 2 Church.
Jim Humble responded by saying that he was just relaying his personal memories of his past lives.
I have had what I consider memories of past lives from early childhood.
I acknowledge that this is my belief and that it might all be fiction and in my head.
My past life memories unfolded an extensive story about the Earth and its inhabitants.
The concept of past lives and reincarnation is not new or exclusive to me.
More than half of the people on Earth believe in past lives.
I just took it a bit further than most by giving some talks on the subject.
Again, even if you distrust the medical establishment, why this guy?
Why trust this guy?
Why?
It would pass lives and doesn't understand chemistry.
I mean, if he tells you he gave Moses the Ten Commandments, you're going to want to just pass on his bleach drink.
Yeah, you'd think.
It doesn't seem like a serious person that I should trust with my intestines.
You don't think Jim Humble should get up in your guts?
No, I don't think a reasonable person would not allow Jim Humble up in their guts.
Exactly.
I couldn't agree more.
It's so funny it's like at first he's kind of this like snake oil salesman and then and then he's kind of this like you know self-help like you know natural cure or whatever but then like you peel back the fucking layers of the onion and he's like this interdimensional being.
Why does it always end here?
Yeah, it does.
Archbishops of the Genesis 2 Church hold seminars in motel conference rooms where they tell all of those interested about the secrets of bleach drinking.
However, it actually wasn't Humble's idea that MMS could also be used as a cure for autism.
That gem comes from a woman named Carrie Rivera in her 2013 book, Curing the Symptoms Known as Autism.
In that book, she seems to operate from the unscientific idea that autism is a collection of symptoms caused in part by parasites.
Here's what Rivera wrote in her book.
I became interested in Chlorine Dioxide in 2010, but I was unable to find any information about using it with autism on the internet.
Since I knew that almost every child with autism suffers from similar pathogens, viruses, bacteria, candida, and parasites, heavy metal toxicity, inflammation, and allergies, I researched those conditions in combination with Chlorine Dioxide, removing, quote, autism from my vocabulary.
I realized with further research that Chlorine Dioxide would be excellent for curing the symptoms collectively known as autism.
So, responding to this claim, the Senior Vice President of Autism Speaks, Dr. Paul Wang, said, quote, no, parasites do not cause autism.
According to the Centers for Disease Control, there's currently no cure for autism spectrum disorder.
However, research shows that early intervention treatment services can improve a child's development.
Um, this is this is the real, like, sad stuff, because a lot of these people, these parents, they they have a child with developmental disorders and they come to doctors and they basically tell them that there are there are methods to, like, help them, but it's going to be difficult and it's long and there's no known cure.
And so it's the same kind of thing of like when a family member is dying of malaria and you come to this guy like, please save my mom's life, save, you know, my Yeah.
Brother's life or something and yeah, he poisons that person often to death.
But Carrie Rivera doesn't just tell parents to get their kids to drink chlorine dioxide.
She also tells them to have their kids take chlorine dioxide baths and chlorine dioxide enemas.
That means like using something like a hot water bottle or a syringe and catheter and shooting chlorine dioxide right up your kid's core.
On that point, Rivera says that she practices what she preaches.
This is what she wrote in her book.
I would like to clear up one thing here before we get in the mechanics of the enemas.
More than one person has asked in the blogosphere, If Carrie Rivera loves enemas so much, why doesn't she do
them on herself?
As a matter of fact, I do!
I have done my own enemas for years.
So has my husband, my sister, and plenty of the parents using this protocol for their children.
We understand the benefits of a fit colon and have no problem applying our own enemas or going for a colonic from time to time, so... Holy shit.
Jesus Christ, man!
I don't... Could you design something more bizarre and cruel than trying to treat an autistic child like this?
Oh, it hasn't yet gotten bizarre and cruel.
Oh, shut up.
Rivera also claims that these MMS treatments on children work best during the full moon and the new moon.
Yeah, full moon, because the parasites go into the gut during the full moon and the new moon and they mate.
And so you can get a lot of kills.
You can kill a lot of parasites during the moon cycles.
You can get a lot of kills.
You can get a lot of kills.
That fucking rule.
You can frag this shit out of... For God's sake!
All of this is like woo nonsense, obviously.
I'm gonna gib AIDS right out of my body.
Fucking my KD ratio against multiple cancers.
Parents frequently get the idea that they can treat their kids' autism with MMS from private Facebook groups.
NBC News reported on two women who actually infiltrate these groups to see what their parents are doing to their kids and report them to Child Protective Services when necessary.
Parents in these groups sometimes complain about the obstacles associated with giving the children chlorine dioxide enemas.
One Massachusetts mother wrote, quote, have not been able to get a five-year-old to cooperate with enemas.
One Georgia mother posted a photo of what looks like mucus that she said dislodged after giving her autistic son a chlorine dioxide enema and in the caption she wrote, it broke in half when Jojo was trying to escape.
Hmm.
Yeah.
No good.
Yeah, it's all very ugly.
I hate this.
This is not good.
I don't feel so good.
I really don't like hearing about...
Now, you might reasonably ask, has no one faced legal consequences by pushing these quack cures?
Well, there was one case.
In 2015, a jury in Washington State convicted a man of conspiracy smuggling and defrauding the United States because he marketed MMS.
Prosecutors said that he created a phony water purification and wastewater treatment business in order to obtain sodium chloride and ship his MMS without being detected by the FDA.
and he was eventually sentenced to 51 months in prison.
Not bad.
So not poisoning people, not that, but defrauding, but getting around the FDA.
That is like, they're not actually, it's like this weird sort of, I mean, I'm glad that
there were consequences, but it seems like there should be like, consequences for actually
hurting the individuals, not like just like, you know, not...
No, they're just pissed when you like mess with their shit.
With the regulations, right?
If it's just people getting sick and dying, they couldn't care less.
But when you're trying to get around their business, you're gonna hear about it.
Earlier in 2012, there was one case where a 67-year-old man named Robert Louis Lockridge was arrested for attempting to poison his 63-year-old girlfriend because he gave her MMS.
He instructed her to drink four ounces every hour.
Telling her that was good for her and even installed a mini refrigerator full of MMS in her room at a care facility in San Rafael, California.
Eventually, the Deputy District Attorney said that there was insufficient evidence to pursue charges in that case.
So just not guilty by reason of boomer brain.
So you weren't you know, he wasn't trying to poison his girlfriend.
He was just Misinformed because of dumb shit.
He read on the internet and inadvertently well-meaningly Poisoned his girlfriend.
Oh my god But Jim Humble the guy who really got the ball rolling on all of this nonsense has managed to completely avoid being prosecuted Of course.
So I can't really say I know why that's the case, but it might partly be due to the fact that Jim Humble's last known whereabouts are outside of Guadalajara, Mexico, which might put him outside of the reach of U.S.
authorities.
So where does QAnon fit into all of this?
Q never specifically endorsed, like, drinking bleach or any particular miracle cure.
But Q has endorsed a lot of Big Pharma conspiracy theories, claiming that companies are withholding or covering up cures in order to make money.
Here's what one February 7th, 2018 QDrop said.
When does Big Pharma make money?
Curing or containing?
Cancer, AIDS, etc.
Mine will be blown by chain of command.
Q. What if cures already exist?
What about the billions?
Public.
Private.
Government.
Provided to fund CureDev.
Sheep.
These people are sick.
Q.
So, this has obviously made people in the QAnon community a lot more receptive to these quack cures.
And that's very good news for friend of the show and QAnon promoter Jordan Sather, who is really one of the biggest promoters of MMS on the internet.
On May 2019, Jordan Sather tweeted this.
I've drank MMS, a.k.a.
chlorine dioxide, brushed my teeth with it, breathed it, cleaned with it, used it topically.
If MMS was a toxic bleach, I should be dead.
Sorry, FDA and fake news media, you lose this one.
Of course, that doesn't follow at all.
It's like, again, the dose makes the poison.
And, you know, it's just talking nonsense.
I mean, he looks like he was locked in a basement for four years by someone.
All right.
Like, you don't look good, dude.
I mean, Jordan Sather doesn't understand what it means when he says, I drink bleach and look at me, and then people look at him.
They don't go, damn, he has a good point.
Sather has even claimed that MMS can be used to treat cancer.
This is why this is one of the biggest FUs to the medical establishment, is because this works really, really freaking well at killing many, many, many different things, and especially cancers.
Works really well for that.
You've never had cancer.
You don't know shit from shit.
God, he looks incredibly young in this video, though.
Yeah, this was kind of an older video, but he was promoting MMS before QAnon, so he just sort of, like, integrated that into his grift.
Yeah, I love where he's like, he can cure, you know, many, many, many, many, many things.
So this is all so vague.
They're trying to promote as a health care.
It doesn't even have like the veneer of quasi science, you know?
Yeah, it really doesn't.
How does Jordan Sather manage to make even his solo videos feel like a casting couch?
Yeah, yeah, just like a plain brown, like sad background.
Even though he's alone, he's alone and technically profiting off all of this, it still feels like someone's being abused in every one of his videos.
More recently, Sather has used reports about the spread of the novel coronavirus to promote MMS.
He tweeted this.
Not only is chlorine dioxide, a.k.a.
MMS, an effective cancer cell killer, it can wipe out coronavirus, too.
There's just nothing that QAnon followers are unwilling to exploit.
I think he believes it, though.
In this case, I really think his medical stuff seems so deeply ingrained.
He doesn't really profit much from bringing it up all that much.
You're right.
He doesn't he doesn't sell himself MMS.
Exactly.
So he sells the idea of it.
It's more of a mechanism to discredit him that people can, you know, easily use if they want to.
But yeah, I don't know.
Very confusing stuff.
The reason why Sather in like his early and mid 20s is able to talk authoritatively about what does and doesn't cure cancer shows you that he thinks his brain and mind is a dome over all knowledge that is like Something for him to play with, you know, as we get to just watch this great mind work.
I mean, you know, there's no saving this guy.
He's just too fucking stupid.
Yeah, it's just all tragic, especially tragic, you know, because if they go down these rabbit holes, because I think there are legitimate, you know, big pharma conspiracies.
I mean, you know, to cite just one, you might claim that through the 90s and 2000s, the company Purdue Pharma marketed its painkiller Oxycontin as less addictive than its competitors while knowing that those claims were false.
This helped Purdue Pharma rank in billions in revenue while fueling a nationwide opioid epidemic that led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans and destroyed the lives of countless more.
You might also claim that as legal scrutiny into Purdue Pharma's role in the opioid crisis intensified, its owners withdrew more than $10 billion from the company, distributing it amongst trusts and overseas holding companies, as was revealed just this past December.
But that's like a well-documented, real big pharma conspiracy, and like, Qanon doesn't go for those kinds.
Mmm, T-anon.
T-anon has just made his first drop.
Yeah, right.
And I believe it, personally.
I think you can add to this the makers of fentanyl.
Knowing how long that drug works on your body effectively for pain, And hiding that amount of time so they could continue to sell a drug that, if used to actually stop pain continuously, would put your life in danger.
So that's another one that you can go and call me Alex Jones for.
But yeah, it just turns out that these are based in reality.
Yeah, they're based in reality.
There was a big pharmaceutical company that lied and manipulated and hurt people for money.
That's not a fake thing.
But why don't they go for the real versions?
Well, also, whatever argument you're making, if it ends with, I'm going to give a bleach enema to this five-year-old autistic child, I don't give a fuck how you brought me there, you idiot.
Alright.
Here's the bottom line.
Miracle Mineral Solution is a quack cure invented by a senile ex-Scientologist who founded a church that preys on sick and desperate people.
And there's no evidence that drinking bleach effectively treats anything at all.
So please don't do it.
Yeah, I started the episode, I think, kind of having an opposite opinion to that, but I've now actually come around to... Thank you.
Thank you.
I've made a persuasive case that don't trust our fellow Andromedon with your health.
That's right.
And you said you'd take us both on, and you did.
You wrestled us.
I tap out.
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Chris S. Stupendous.
Cody M. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Drink MMS forever.
Corgi McStomperson.
I'm gonna McStomperson your Corgi when I kidnap him so I can have two dogs.
Dave F. Filled with fun.
David C. Thank you.
Thank you for your $10.
That's like a pack of cigarettes in LA.
Dylan W. You're better than Bob Dylan.
Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Dylan Yacht.
You're better than the last Dylan.
Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Every time.
Turncoat.
Graham S. My Graham Cracker.
My ride or die.
Jack R. My boy Jack Reacher.
You know who you are.
Keep going on missions.
James and Molly M. The couple with the mupple.
The best.
We love ya.
Jamie.
You're the best.
Also a great Weezer son.
Named after you.
John S. You are the best.
Joseph G, the original JG, was good.
Plays for the Knicks.
Josh R, you da man.
KDK, hell yeah.
Knights of the Round, you doing it.
Liz M, incredible.
Matthew B, you're the best.
McAfee's hammock?
I lay in you, I sleep in you, I nap.
Michael McEl?
Hell yeah, you should start a chain of fast food restaurants.
Mike?
Yes, let's go.
You da man.
My Mike.
Okay.
Nicholas P?
Yeah, almost like Nicholas Tesla, but he's still electric.
Owen H. Aw, the man with the plan.
Hell yeah.
Owen Other H. Man, you Owen H's are equally good.
Probably foils and doppelgangers of each other.
Q Loves Cake Farts.
Man, thank you.
You've been here since the beginning, and I know what you love, and I love him too.
QT.
Yes.
Rev's Little Cummies.
Even better.
Rick S. The best.
Rob F., just fucking killing it.
Ruben H., my favorite kind of sandwich.
Ryan B., yo, me and the boys.
Sandra L., we love you.
Sergeant Wolverine Lightning Bolt, I'll be reporting for duty very shortly.
Shelby G., getting that Cobra, let's go.
Sydney L., you're the best.
Smigs, see you later.
Spencer D., yeah, I need to call you back, I will, I promise.
Steven A., Man, I gotta call you back too.
Subpenis, I will not be serving your subpenis.
TDiddy, I love you.
Thanks for creating me.
That one with the boobs, you know what we love.
Thug Special Olympian, about to drop his new album.
Can't wait.
Timothy M, love you.
Toon Army MIA, also awaiting your album.
Trenton C, thanks again.
Tua T, you follow everything.
Tua T. Wonder Bread, I'm gonna put my peanut butter and jelly all over you, put you together, and eat you.
Wow, what a journey.
What an adventure.
I'm so glad you've joined us for this, listener.
Alright, Jakey boy, get us out of here.
Listener, until next week, may the deep dish bless you and keep you.
It's not a conspiracy, it's fact.
And now, today's auto cue.
Hey guys, I just wanted to make a video about my journey with MMS.
I started my first 21 day protocol last month.
I'm now on my second.
The first 21 days, when I first started it, my body was going through a thing.
Um, I was nauseous the first couple days.
I felt like I was going to throw up pretty much everything.
The second and third day there was a lot of diarrhea.
And then around the end of the first week, that's when I started to have a lot of discomfort in my throat, a lot of soreness, and I didn't understand.
I thought it was, you know, a bad thing because I know I've read that diarrhea and nausea is okay.
But I was thinking, okay, why is my throat so discomforted?
And I didn't understand it but I mean it did stop after a while and you know my body got used to me on the regimen every single day and my discomfort did go away but now that I'm on my second round and I'm doing it again I haven't had the nausea like I did before.
I mean I may feel a little bit you know but not as bad as what it was for the first round.
And I still have a diarrhea, but I woke up this morning and yesterday I'm starting to have the throat issues again.
They're not as sore, but I'm like hacking up a lot of mucus this round.
