QAA - Premium Episode 45: Deep State Target George Papadopoulos (Sample)
Aired: 2019-10-17
Duration: 07:14


=== Beautiful Spies Setup (06:30) ===

[00:00:00]  Here we have a reviewer on Amazon called Loves Labs, which I believe references the dogs.
[00:00:06]  This is just the second review that's sitting there on Amazon.
[00:00:10]  A real page-turner.
[00:00:12]  This book reads like a spy novel, but it isn't a novel!
[00:00:18]  Because she was listening to it through her headphones.
[00:00:22]  The setup is positively frightening.
[00:00:24]  Who thought this scheme up?
[00:00:26]  The deep state devised a plan to use this man to prove Trump colluded with Russia.
[00:00:30]  They took pictures, recorded him, and tried to get him to say things.
[00:00:34]  It takes place all over the world in luxury hotels with beautiful spies.
[00:00:39]  I think they're just talking about Simone.
[00:00:41]  There's, like, one other Israeli woman who's supposedly, like, beautiful.
[00:00:45]  I tell you, this should be a darned movie!
[00:00:48]  Read it!
[00:00:49]  Then be angry.
[00:00:50]  The Mueller investigation was BS from the start.
[00:00:53]  So, these are the kinds of people.
[00:00:54]  Love Labs.
[00:00:55]  Yeah, I see this in all of the, like, the Russiagate versus, like, Mueller people, like, in the Amazon reviews.
[00:01:02]  They've turned the Amazon reviews board into, like, a fucking, like, subreddit, basically, where they're all just fucking, like, arguing their own fucking bullshit.
[00:01:11]  Like, it gets to the point where it's, like, not even about the book.
[00:01:14]  They're just, like, fucking linking to articles and shit.
[00:01:16]  They're like, have you read this article from Politico?
[00:01:22]  You gotta read it, you'll see that you're wrong.
[00:01:24]  It's just the two top reviews, like, editing their review over and over to talk back and forth to each other.
[00:01:30]  We live in a splendid world of diarrhea.
[00:01:34]  It's just fucking... Goddamnit.
[00:01:38]  Okay, you guys want to hear this like lost chapter?
[00:01:40]  On the morning of October 16th, I woke up, sweating profusely, even though I'd gone to sleep in only my boxer shorts.
[00:01:57]  Simona was already gone.
[00:01:59]  She works earlier than I do, which, I'll admit, doesn't bother me at all.
[00:02:03]  What with everything that's gone on in the past year, the press, my prison sentence, a book tour, I was grateful for the extra sleep, and room to stretch out my toesies under the covers.
[00:02:14]  At the end of my bed, our cute Papillon is stretched out, his tiny sandpaper tongue hanging slightly out of his little mouth.
[00:02:20]  Good boy, I say, sitting up and reaching over to pet his belly.
[00:02:24]  But something catches my eye.
[00:02:26]  I lean in closer.
[00:02:27]  There's a small cord attached to the dog's belly with surgical tape.
[00:02:31]  What is this?
[00:02:32]  I thought to myself.
[00:02:33]  Some kind of wire?
[00:02:34]  Had someone actually come into my house while I was asleep and bugged my own little sweetie boy?
[00:02:39]  Who would- Who would do such a thing?
[00:02:45]  Mossad?
[00:02:46]  The FBI?
[00:02:47]  I wasn't sure.
[00:02:49]  What I was sure of, however, is I had had enough of this.
[00:02:52]  Hadn't I suffered enough already, serving jail time for a crime most people get a slap on the wrist for?
[00:02:57]  I couldn't believe it.
[00:02:59]  I sprang out of bed and began to get dressed.
[00:03:01]  I thought about removing the wire from my little pumpkin boy's soft belly, but decided against it.
[00:03:06]  I'd had just about enough of the FBI's games and tricks, and I certainly wasn't about to give them another reason to question me yet again over tampering with their surveillance equipment.
[00:03:15]  I decided to ignore it, but shouted loudly, What a beautiful morning!
[00:03:18]  To not be committing any crimes!
[00:03:20]  As I headed into the bathroom.
[00:03:23]  That should do it, I thought, as I sat down on the toilet for my morning dump.
[00:03:26]  It was a big one.
[00:03:27]  Simona and I Travis just has his face covered by his fist.
[00:03:38]  You've lost one reader.
[00:03:41]  It's not very well written.
[00:03:44]  I can see why this chapter got cut.
[00:03:46]  George is talentless, it seems.
[00:03:48]  Just an awful writer who should probably retire.
[00:03:51]  Simone and I had ordered McDonald's delivery last night.
[00:03:53]  And I had gotten a McFlurry.
[00:03:54]  And now, I was paying the price.
[00:03:57]  After about 45 minutes or so, I got up and turned to flush my own waste down the pipes.
[00:04:01]  But something was off.
[00:04:02]  buried deep in a large brown mass was something I didn't recognize.
[00:04:06]  I thought... what are you trying to say?
[00:04:15]  You can't possibly be going there.
[00:04:18]  I thought back to the night before.
[00:04:20]  What had I eaten that could have possibly come out this way?
[00:04:22]  Was it a tapeworm?
[00:04:23]  I was worried.
[00:04:24]  The object was long and cylindrical.
[00:04:26]  Then it dawned on me.
[00:04:28]  Someone's been tapping my turds.
[00:04:31]  They must be really desperate, digging into my intestines in the middle of the night and planting a wire on my slowly decomposing food.
[00:04:37]  How many times did I say it?
[00:04:39]  At no point during my time on the Trump campaign had I even come remotely close to aiding the GRU in their plot to release damaging info on Hillary Clinton.
[00:04:46]  I'm just a policy guy who cares about strengthening America's alliance with Israel and Cyprus.
[00:04:50]  Anything else is a flat-out lie.
[00:04:53]  I texted my boss.
[00:04:54]  What do you feel like doing for lunch?
[00:04:55]  I asked.
[00:04:56]  I work for a television producer up in Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley.
[00:05:00]  I'd gotten the job a couple of months ago, after Simona started getting a decent amount of acting work.
[00:05:04]  Of course she had.
[00:05:05]  She was smart, and beautiful, and an exotic accent.
[00:05:08]  The kind that drove men crazy.
[00:05:10]  Especially me.
[00:05:11]  Yeah.
[00:05:11]  This is George, right?
[00:05:13]  Because I'm seeing some small similarities with your life.
[00:05:17]  Travis, you read the book.
[00:05:18]  Doesn't it sound exactly like Deep State Target?
[00:05:21]  Right.
[00:05:21]  So he works as a PA for a Hollywood guy?
[00:05:24]  He must now.
[00:05:25]  He does now, I guess.
[00:05:26]  But the similarities are just... Yeah.
[00:05:28]  Who knows why?
[00:05:29]  He's got a papillon too, I guess.
[00:05:31]  He also eats McFlurries and then pays the price.
[00:05:34]  We had both decided I would transition out of politics and into producing film and television.
[00:05:38]  And having little experience in the field, I had lucked out and gotten a job with a total veteran.
[00:05:43]  I would bring him lunch every day, and he would tell me little to nothing about how the business worked.
[00:05:47]  This is incredible because it's like when a student turns in a report and it's very clear that it's about like all
[00:06:01]  the things that make them sad in life.
[00:06:03]  It's beautiful.
[00:06:07]  Like they say on TV, Hollywood is a tough business.
[00:06:10]  I'd like an egg salad sandwich and a cup of minestrone soup, the boss texted back.
[00:06:14]  Unbelievable.

=== Old Acura Adventures (00:58) ===

[00:06:15]  Many of you readers might not know this about Los Angeles, but there are no restaurants that serve both an egg salad sandwich and minestrone soup.
[00:06:23]  I would have to go to two places, mix that with bad 405 traffic and me taking a little too long in the bathroom, and I was going to be late.
[00:06:35]  I hopped in my old beat-up Acura.
[00:06:37]  I had to get rid of the Mercedes to cover my lawyer's costs, but it was okay.
[00:06:40]  I didn't mind the musty old leather seats and empty 7-Eleven hot dog containers scattered throughout the vehicle.
[00:06:45]  I dialed an Italian restaurant up in the valley as I sped towards the freeway.
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