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What I Learned from My Campaign
00:03:41
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| I am with the riveting Larry Elder and just came out this past week, as goes California. | |
| And it's the sort of book that's worth memorizing. | |
| The chapters, let me read to some of the chapters. | |
| What my parents gave me, another routine spectacular play, the line that Tom Soule gave to you. | |
| Right. | |
| California's long slide downhill. | |
| What I learned from my campaign. | |
| As goes California, the real problem is liberal governance. | |
| The black face of white supremacy. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I quoted that despicable columnist, the L.A. Times. | |
| Her name is Erica D. Smith. | |
| And when I came back to radio to fulfill my contract, I had two months left to go, Dennis. | |
| I invited her on the show. | |
| Oh, the chances are. | |
| Shockingly. | |
| Oh, oh. | |
| Shockingly, she declined the offer. | |
| They never debate. | |
| A handful do. | |
| I know I always get letters. | |
| Well, so-and-so will write. | |
| 95% won't debate. | |
| They will only smear. | |
| I've invited Al Sharpton on the radio show over the 30 years I've been on radio maybe 100 times, won't come on. | |
| Jesse Jackson, about 100 times, won't come on. | |
| Louis Farrakhan, about 50 times, won't come on. | |
| Maxine Waters won't come on. | |
| Dennis, when you and I were at another station, Gloria Allred used to have a two-hour show. | |
| In those days, they programmed in a kind of bizarre way because she's so left-wing. | |
| You would never find a left-wing person on a station with a conservative host today, but in those days, you did. | |
| And Gloria and I are very good friends. | |
| I like Loria as a person. | |
| And Gloria had Maxine Waters on all the time. | |
| I said, Gloria, would you please ask Maxine Waters why she won't come on my show? | |
| Did she? | |
| To her credit, she did. | |
| And on the air. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| And Maxine Waters said, well, you know, Gloria, I don't go on shows of entertainers. | |
| Larry, he's nothing but an entertainer, and I just don't deal with entertainers. | |
| Now, Gloria, you're a serious journalist. | |
| I go on your show, but Larry, he talk a lot about me. | |
| I know he talks a lot about me, but Gloria Allred is a serious journalist. | |
| I'm an entertainer. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| By the way, I met her finally in D.C. at the house lunch area. | |
| David Dreyer invited me. | |
| And Maxine Water. | |
| That is so typical. | |
| David Dreyer. | |
| He's a great peacemaker. | |
| He walks in, and I said, David, can you take me up there and introduce me to Maxine Waters? | |
| He said, sure. | |
| So we walk up. | |
| By the way, when they're together, they're all friendly and joking and laughing. | |
| This idea that they're at each other's throats is what they do publicly. | |
| But behind closed doors, they're all one big club. | |
| So walks up to her, and she's talking to somebody else. | |
| She sees me out of the corner of her eye. | |
| So she ignores me for a very uncomfortably long time as David and I are standing there. | |
| Finally, she turns, and David says to her, Maxine, this is my friend Larry Elder. | |
| Larry wanted me to meet you. | |
| And Larry, Maxine, Maxine, this is Larry. | |
| I said, Congressman Waters, it's really nice to finally meet you. | |
| Nice to finally meet you, too! | |
| And turned around and began talking to the other woman. | |
| And David was shocked at how rude she was. | |
| And I sat down and said, David, don't you realize that people who are on that side despise me? | |
| Because I break the narrative. | |
| The narrative is that we're victims, we're an aggrieved party. | |
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Breaking Bread Apart
00:02:06
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| We need to have the Democratic Party because they're the party of social justice and equity. | |
| I break that. | |
| I am a bigger threat to her than you are. | |
| Oh, oh, of course. | |
| By far. | |
| He was shocked. | |
| That is one great story. | |
| I wonder, though, if they're still breaking bread quite as amicably as they once did. | |
| There's a certain degree of animosity. | |
| There really is. | |
| On that day, though, that's what happened. | |
| But you're right. | |
| There used to be a baseball game that they would play regularly, and sometimes Republicans and Democrats would be on the same team. | |
| That stopped years ago. | |
| And as you know, Tip O'Neill and Ronnie Reagan used to sit down at the end of the day and go to have a cigar, tell dirty jokes, and have drinks. | |
| That's done. | |
| Forget about that. | |
| Men getting together and telling dirty jokes and having drinks and smoking cigars. | |
| No, no, no, you're kidding me. | |
| I thought women did that because there's no difference between the sexes. | |
| That's right. | |
| So I didn't quite get the answer of why they didn't want you on the debate stage. | |
| Okay, the other thing I said was I think I give them heartburn, particularly on issues of race. | |
| And I explained how I think they should be dealing with calling Joe Biden, they should call Joe Biden the biggest race hustler in this country. | |
| I used to think it was Al Sharpen. | |
| It's now Joe Biden. | |
| And they should call him out for saying stuff like this. | |
| And they don't. | |
| The other thing is Republicans purport to be the party of fiscal responsibility. | |
| And compared to Democrats, they are. | |
| But that's a low bar. | |
| Every now and then we have this standoff about spending, and the government gets bigger and bigger, whether it's Ronald Reagan, whether it's Donald Trump. | |
| We need an amendment to the Constitution to fix spending to a certain percentage of the GDP. | |
| Otherwise, they'll never make the dramatic cuts they need to make that apparently the new president of Argentina wants to do. | |
| And they'll never make construction changes. | |
| This is critically important. | |