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Planes and People Watching
00:09:19
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| It is endlessly fascinating to me to people watch on planes. | |
| And my gosh, I'm just going to say it. | |
| There are some dregs of humanity on airplanes these days. | |
| Like, creepy, unkempt... | |
| The airplane today is essentially a flying Greyhound bus. | |
| It is really... | |
| It's gotten like... | |
| Do you know what a Greyhound bus is? | |
| No, I don't. | |
| I didn't think so. | |
| You don't miss a beat. | |
| That's true. | |
| You don't miss a beat. | |
| Yeah, I don't know what it is. | |
| Okay. | |
| I tried to play it off like I totally knew. | |
| Great, so... | |
| I'm just 24. Correct. | |
| Greyhound bus, though, still exists. | |
| That is the cheapest mode of transportation. | |
| I think it's the cheapest. | |
| And it is... | |
| So you don't have, generally, the highest class. | |
| I don't mean economic class. | |
| Just the highest class of people. | |
| On those buses. | |
| Greyhound has stations or depots in every city in the country. | |
| I mean, if you want to go from Oklahoma City to, I don't know, Stillwater, Oklahoma, if there is such a place, you take a Greyhound bus. | |
| What else are you going to take? | |
| There's no train. | |
| There's no plane. | |
| So, right, train, plane, and bus, basically. | |
| Okay, so that's all. | |
| I feel like the crowd on planes has gotten worse. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| I have no data. | |
| The reason is because they dress like they're going to the beach. | |
| It's also just, it's dress, it's that, I'm sorry to get TMI, though all of us have been there. | |
| A lot of people are very unkempt. | |
| They seem dirty. | |
| Like, they're not being sanitary. | |
| I mean, I was next to a woman, and she was, like, eating a burger next to me, and the ketchup was dripping, and I was just like, oh, my God. | |
| And sometimes you see these people, and they look really creepy, and some of them look kind of drugged out, and you're just like, I would love to go around with a pen and paper on the flight and go, where are you going? | |
| Or, sorry, well, we know where you're going. | |
| Why are you flying to New York? | |
| What do you do for a living? | |
| Are you married? | |
| Do you have children? | |
| If you could distill your life motto into a sentence, what would it be? | |
| I just want to get a profile. | |
| Who are these people? | |
| Just weird, weird people on these planes. | |
| Has society gotten more weird? | |
| By the way, were you reading a book about that? | |
| About weirdness? | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| I was, but that was a serious book. | |
| It's about how Westerners are weird in the best sense. | |
| That we morphed to a different drummer. | |
| No, that was not about weird people. | |
| I feel like society, this is either going to land totally or not land at all. | |
| I feel like people have gotten more weird. | |
| And more delinquent. | |
| That's probably true. | |
| And what I think about, remember, this is back to my old question to you. | |
| Who has it worse? | |
| You who didn't know America as I knew America. | |
| Or me, who knew America like I knew America. | |
| When I flew at your age, people didn't show up in shorts and t-shirts. | |
| I sit in first class at 6'4 and traveling every single week of the year. | |
| You don't need to explain it. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Anyway, I sit in first class so I see everybody who comes on board. | |
| And I think the next flight I am going to count the number of men, it's more with men, wearing t-shirts. | |
| You know what? | |
| You and I disagree on this. | |
| I don't have a problem with comfortable clothes on a plane. | |
| I agree with you, society in general. | |
| And a big reason is because you didn't see society when it didn't just wear comfortable. | |
| That's totally fair. | |
| I think on planes, especially, you're so cramped, they're freezing. | |
| You probably think they're wonderful. | |
| I think they're freezing. | |
| You think planes are freezing? | |
| You don't think planes are freezing? | |
| The first thing I do is turn on the air vent on top. | |
| The first thing I do is... | |
| I just turn off the air vent. | |
| I bring scarves and double... | |
| It's a classic male-female difference. | |
| I will wear two long-sleeved shirts and a sweatshirt and I'll have a scarf. | |
| And I'm freezing. | |
| Oh, gosh. | |
| You are so wrong about this. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wrong is the word. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Yes, it is the word. | |
| I hear you, society in general, we have definitely just succumbed to the dregs with regard to dressing. | |
| But on planes, because they pack you in like sardines and they're so... | |
| And it's so freezing. | |
| I get the comfortable. | |
| But again, to me, it's more like the sloppiness, the unkemptness, the unsanitariness, just people who seem drugged out, who kind of smell bad. | |
| That's the kind of stuff that I get very worried about. | |
| Because if you look at footage... | |
| I mean, you know, this is your whole... | |
| I actually knew America. | |
| I look at footage of 50 years ago, what people looked like walking down the street. | |
| You just didn't see people who looked like delinquents. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Both in the dress, but also in the sanitariness. | |
| You just didn't see people like that. | |
| Have you seen... | |
| We may have mentioned this in the past, but have you seen... | |
| Pictures of the way people dressed up for baseball games? | |
| Yes, it depresses me. | |
| In the 1950s, and we're not talking about the 1850s. | |
| I know, it depresses me. | |
| In the 1950s, everybody watching this or listening to this should just look up pictures. | |
| It's easily found. | |
| Baseball game in the 1950s. | |
| Just, I guess, Google that. | |
| People dressed so much better for a baseball game than they do for church today. | |
| Yep. | |
| Let alone for an airplane. | |
| And why does it matter? | |
| We've talked about this. | |
| It doesn't matter to me. | |
| It matters because one has to ask the question, why did people dress up whenever they left the house? | |
| That is an important question to ask. | |
| Baseball game, restaurant, airplane. | |
| Why? | |
| Because the underlying thesis was, it's my way of showing respect. | |
| To my fellow individual. | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, we have talked about this, how there's no sense of respect for society, respect for the other people around you. | |
| And the thing I was just thinking about as you were speaking, and I was contemplating why it is that we see, as I call them, way more delinquents or delinquent behavior today than we did back then. | |
| And it's because there's no shame anymore. | |
| People don't have any shame if they're on a plane eating a burger and their ketchup's dripping and they're playing the video game. | |
| There's just... | |
| We live in a society where it's like, let your freak flag fly. | |
| Well, it's particularly interesting given the high status of the self-esteem movement. | |
| Right. | |
| So you would think, doesn't self-esteem demand that I dress and act in a certain way, comporting with my self-image? | |
| No, no. | |
| The self-esteem movement means do what is authentic to you. | |
| Yes, that's right. | |
| Despite whatever people around you make. | |
| Like, if I were, I don't care how hungry, and I eat on planes. | |
| I'm not against people eating on planes. | |
| Against the ketchup falling. | |
| If I had a burger and I thought that it was going to make the person next to me my sopiness, I don't care how hungry I was. | |
| I would never do it. | |
| Out of dignity and self-respect, I would feel so ashamed, even if I didn't know the person. | |
| I wouldn't want people around me looking and being like, thank God I'm not next to that girl. | |
| It's amazing how I resonate to your statement. | |
| So I'm a big fan of tuna salad. | |
| I love egg salad. | |
| I love tuna salad. | |
| I love chicken salad. | |
| I just like that food. | |
| And I don't eat the tuna salad on the plane because a lot of people don't like the smell of fish. | |
| Yes, yes. | |
| Yes, I'm very careful with what I eat on planes. | |
| It's a very good point. | |
| No, no, you made the point. | |
| Oh. | |
| So it is a very good point. | |
| It's a great point. | |
| It's an excellent point. | |
| It's a very good point. | |
| Yes. | |
| Someone needs to... | |
| I'll watch the movie on airplanes because we have to do another movie on airplanes and how just utterly miserable. | |
|
Government Regulation Surprise
00:03:48
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| And you know another thing? | |
| I'll say this one thing and then I really want to get to your judgment point. | |
| There's no customer service anymore. | |
| It's really in every area of life. | |
| Right. | |
| So here's... | |
| Boy, this will blow your mind. | |
| Do you know that there was only one time in my life... | |
| That I was for government regulation rather than free enterprise? | |
| Yes, airplanes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Under Jimmy Carter. | |
| Yes. | |
| Had I told you this? | |
| No, I heard you say it on the radio. | |
| Oh. | |
| And I remember at the time thinking, am I embarrassing myself? | |
| Because it so contradicts what I stand for. | |
| Right. | |
| But I strongly suspected that once airlines compete only on price, They won't give a damn about how they treat you. | |
| And I was right. | |
| They used to compete on comfort and service and on time dependability. | |
| Wait, so I don't understand. | |
| So you were for the deregulation? | |
| No, I said it was the only time in my life I was for government control rather than deregulation. | |
| The government controlled airfares. | |
| That's what happened until Jimmy Carter. | |
| And then it was decided, and it made perfect sense, especially those of us for pre-enterprise, etc. | |
| They said, no, let the free market rule in airline travel. | |
| But there's no such thing as the free market ruling in airline travel. | |
| First of all, there's no free market, no matter what. | |
| Because... | |
| I mean, there is to a certain extent, but there isn't entirely because there's a limitation on the number of gates. | |
| See, the argument, the free enterprise argument runs as follows. | |
| You make, you sell frankfurters. | |
| Well, in the free market, I'll sell better frankfurters at a cheaper price. | |
| I'll win. | |
| Because there's no limit to the number of Frankfurters you can sell. | |
| But there's an inherent limit to how many flights you can schedule. | |
| It's based on the number of gates at an airport. | |
| End of issue. | |
| So it was always limited. | |
| It was never really fully free enterprise. | |
| But even putting that aside, all I knew was, if the government regulates the fares, how will they compete? | |
| On excellence. | |
| When they stop competing on excellence and only compete on fairs, you don't get excellence. | |
| Yes. | |
| The seats got much tighter. | |
| There's less legroom today than there was before. | |
| They would even advertise, oh, Fly United, we have more legroom than American, or something to that effect. | |
| This must blow your mind. | |
| Do you even know that everybody, even in coach, got a meal? | |
| No. | |
| That's amazing. | |
| It is amazing because this is not that long ago, but in your life, it would not have applied. | |
| Everyone, if first class got a meal, economy got a meal. | |
| That's equity. | |
| That was equity. | |
| Where's the equity? | |
| That's right. | |
| That's the joke. | |
| It was equity. | |
| It was inclusion. | |
| Because they competed on food. | |
| You'll have a better meal on Delta, but not anymore. | |
| Wow. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Wow. | |
| I'm starting to feel bad for myself that I didn't live in the old America. | |
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Airline Glamour Lost
00:04:54
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| Oh, well, that is funny. | |
| It's not funny, but it's funny. | |
| I mean, the memories... | |
| There was glamour to airline travel. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Come again? | |
| There was glamour? | |
| Yes, that's right. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| That would take an athletic, vigorous imagination. | |
| So this will really get me in trouble. | |
| But that's fine. | |
| You're already in trouble. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Anyway, the question is not whether it's politically correct. | |
| The question is whether there's any truth to what I'm about to say. | |
| So here's another interesting example. | |
| And I'm torn. | |
| I fully admit it, I'm torn. | |
| But until I don't know what year, I assume the 80s. | |
| The airlines hired, I don't remember any male flight attendants. | |
| They were called stewardesses. | |
| That's what they were. | |
| They weren't flight attendants. | |
| They were stewardesses because it was basically always female. | |
| They were almost always young. | |
| And they had to meet certain physical requirements in terms of weight, for example. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Oh, totally. | |
| In terms of weight? | |
| Yes. | |
| Because it was a glamorous position. | |
| Wow. | |
| And you had to retire at a certain age. | |
| I don't know, was it 40? | |
| I mean, it was clearly a young age. | |
| Then, totally understandably, they said, no, no, no, no. | |
| It's not fair. | |
| We want to work as long as we want. | |
| We don't want any weight requirement. | |
| And now you have a fair number, and I'm hardly thin, but I'm not a flight attendant. | |
| And for talk show hosts and writing, weight doesn't matter. | |
| But in the airplane today, it is not glamorous, obviously, in terms of who is serving you, because weight doesn't matter and age doesn't matter. | |
| Now, this sounds sexist, this sounds ageist and all of that stuff. | |
| The issue is not, is it sexist or ageist? | |
| The issue is, is it true? | |
| And I totally get it that people don't want to retire at 40 and look for other work. | |
| But if you know in advance that is the nature of this job, then I don't know that it's inherently wrong. | |
| But all I'm saying is there was a sense of glamour. | |
| Well, look at models. | |
| I mean, models have... | |
| I think they've kind of tried to move in a different direction now. | |
| Yeah, though they're moving back now. | |
| It's interesting. | |
| I was just reading Victoria's Secret, I think, is going back to its... | |
| But models... | |
| I mean, my God, to be a model, they're ruthless with your weight and your age. | |
| Yeah, well, they were... | |
| They're crazy on the models. | |
| The models are almost anorexic. | |
| So don't even start me. | |
| The models' world is not healthy. | |
| But the... | |
| Believe me, the stewardess is... | |
| I mean, let me tell you something. | |
| If I would say to a friend, you know, I'm going out, which I did. | |
| I remember once I was saying, oh, I'm having dinner with this American Airlines stewardess. | |
| The assumption was she was really beautiful and glamorous and so on. | |
| And they were right. | |
| That was the assumption. | |
| So all I'm saying is that was a different time. | |
| So is it a better time? | |
| In that regard, well, it's certainly better for the women who enter a flight. | |
| There's no question. | |
| But I don't think people should argue that no price is paid. | |
| But it's all of one. | |
| The stewardess was special and the passenger was special because they dressed special. | |
| And so it's all gone. | |
| It's just amazing in general to learn that... | |
| That there was that glamour. | |
| Again, what you should do is Google airline stewardesses 1970s or 1960s. | |
| And you know what? | |
| I'm sure, like, look, and I think it's been, you know, there are some more strict things like weight, and I think that stuff was better to have been done away with. | |
| You know, it must have been more fun for the stewardesses to show up every day to work. | |
| I would think so. | |
| And feel beautiful. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And maybe even, like, flirt with a... | |
| You know, I feel like... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, it was a freer world in that way. | |
| By the way, I want to... | |
| I want to... | |
| I'm really of two minds on this. | |
| Because I fully understand that a flight attendant could do her job. | |
| Talking about the women now. | |
| Can do her job and be overweight. | |
| That's clear. | |
| Even in terms of if, God forbid, there's an emergency. | |
| I totally get that. | |