"Airplane" Movie Creators - Industry Secrets and Stories—SPECIAL GUEST
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You have to do what you can do to fight what is bad, and you also have to laugh.
Otherwise, the bad guys win.
That's a very big lesson in my life.
If I despair, the bad guys win.
I'm a big believer in that.
So, I really, I couldn't think of a better detour from sadness.
Than having people I adore on with the 50th anniversary of one of the truly iconic American films, Airplane.
And I have all three.
Are you the three writers?
Are you?
Is that the title?
Writers and directors.
And directors.
That's fascinating.
That's a lot.
So you know, you three, and I'll say who these three are in a moment.
You three.
The three are the Zucker brothers, David and Jerry Zucker and Jim Abrams.
The three of them, you guys got together originally in Milwaukee.
Was that true?
All of you were from Milwaukee?
We were all from Milwaukee.
By coincidence, Jerry and I were brothers.
Were.
Were.
I see.
We outgrew that.
Nothing lasts forever.
And we got together with Jim Abrams, and the Abrams family and the Zucker family were really close friends.
Our fathers were business partners in Abraham's and Zucker real estate.
No kidding!
Our mothers were close, our sisters were college roommates, and so the Abrams family used to come over for dinner, and then Jim and Jerry and I would end up in our basement rec room playing ping pong.
And, you know, joking.
So, did all three of you think of each other as funny?
Yeah.
Yes, you did.
All three of you.
Yeah.
Who's the funniest?
I am.
No, you know, it's...
The interesting thing is...
Wait a minute, wait.
I just want for the record to be noted.
Jerry said Jim, and David said he is.
That David is.
Just for the record, I just thought people should know that.
Wait, Jim didn't even answer the question.
Well, I think we know what he has to say now.
By the way, so they have a book out.
When did it come out, guys?
October 3rd.
God.
You really picked a bad week.
But it's so worthy of all of your having.
We need this in life more than ever.
Surely you can't be serious.
The true story of Airplane.
David Zucker, Jim Abrams, Jerry Zucker.
And the beauty is it's filled with illustrations.
We wrote it with you in mind, Dennis.
I have no doubt about that.
Lots of pictures, I'm sure you...
No, no, the pictures are helpful.
That's entirely accurate.
It's important to read on the back, next to the pricing label, there's a...
In the back cover.
Here?
In the back cover.
Oh, yeah, go on.
Oh, that is hilarious.
Isn't that funny?
Best if read by, like best if used by.
Right, like a food.
March 2035. We're giving people a lot of time.
So there's like, even that, even the barcode is funny.
I'd say this, if the barcode is funny, people should get the book.
I mean, that pretty much summarizes it.
I know this is an absurd question, but I'll ask it anyway, because by definition you sort of can't answer it, but I do mean it seriously.
How much did you forget?
It is 50 years.
That's why it was a good thing to have three of us, because we did forget a lot, and there were certain things that one of us would say, oh, this...
This thing happened, don't you remember?
And the other two would say, no!
And there are also times when we would have conflicting memories, but then we kind of finally said, oh yeah, it did happen this way.
And it's an oral history, so actors are contributing, crew, even studio executives, and they're telling stories that we never knew before.
Oh, I see.
So that worked out on the forget issue.
And often they're hilarious stories.
And we had no idea.
If there was ever a doubt, we always went with the version that made us look better.
Yeah, no, no.
Knowing David.
Yeah, right.
It's quite, yeah.
I wasn't quite the genius behind the whole thing, but, you know, I mean, whatever you, you know, take from the book is up to you.
Whose idea was Airplane?
It was just the three of us.
Really?
It wasn't like one day, oh, let's do Airplane.
When we were doing the theater, we used to record these late-night movies because the commercials between these old late-night movies were funny, and we could spoof them and use them.
and we're looking at all these commercials and we see this movie between them called Zero Hour.
And it was basically the plot of Airplane.
We actually bought the rights to it.
And we said, wait a minute, this would make a great comedy.
Well, it's certainly...
Jim, Jim, go ahead.
Yeah, there's a line in Zero Hour, kind of the iconic line that says, we need to find someone back there who not only can fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
We just take that literally from the Zero Hour and put it in the airplane.
long did it take you to write and direct and produce it?
The first version we wrote took about a year, and then we tried to get financing for it.
We couldn't do it, and so John Landis, who saw the show, suggested that why don't you do a movie based on your show, so we did Kentucky Fried Movie.
Right.
Sketches.
And that turned out to be a good thing because we actually learned how to direct by watching John on the set.
And then we went back, rewrote the airplane script, and then we started to take it around to studios.
Again, turned down by everyone except for one guy, the president of Paramount, whose name was Michael Eisner.
And he said, well, maybe this could be a good idea.
And so he had us in the studio for a meeting and we were at Paramount.
But that was years.
That took years before we finally got to Paramount.
It took years?
Five years, it was five years.
You had a script for five years?
Yes.
A script that turned into one of the most successful movies ever made, and nobody would touch it.
Did they ever give a reason?
It's not funny, guys?
You know, you have to understand, you can see a movie that's great or terrible, and you say, why did the studio...
Do this or not do this.
But it's much harder to tell at the beginning when you're just looking at a script and the cast.
And, of course, nobody got the idea of casting this with straight actors and who would pretend that they didn't even know they were in a comedy.
And that was a really hard thing for studios to understand.
And that was our driving...
That's why we loved, why we insisted on directing it, because we wanted that the way we were going to play it.
But it's in general, there's tons of movies in Hollywood that people are surprised that did great or surprised that failed.
It's not easy.
Were you confident it would succeed?
Yeah, we were.
All three of you?
Yeah.
Every minute.
So were you frustrated for five years?
I was the most frustrated.
Is that true?
Yeah, and Jerry and Jim talk about it in the book.
I kept trying to hang myself or whatever, you know, because we were rejected.
Unsuccessfully.
And Jerry and Jim were saying, well, you know, look, Jim was living on the beach and Jerry was having fun doing the theater.
Well, what did you do for an income for five years?
We ran the theater.
We had Kentucky Fried Theater.
And was that here or Milwaukee?
That was in Los Angeles on Pico Boulevard.
And we did a show called My Nose.
And we called it that.
So our LA Times weekly calendar listing read, My Nose runs continuously.
Oh, God.
After three years, did it occur to any of you this may never be a movie?
No, we didn't.
We just thought people didn't understand it, one thing or another, but we're going to do it because we knew it was like we had machine guns in the Civil War.
We had the goods.
We had something that was so new and different, and we believed it was going to be funny and it was going to be successful.
That's why people ask us, were you surprised when it was a hit?
Well, we weren't because we kept trying to convince people this is going to be a big hit.
What was surprising is that...
All right, tell us in a moment.
I want to tell everybody.
The book is up at DennisPrager.com.
We're taking a break from the world news.
Surely You Can't Be Serious is the name of the book about airplane.
They say Jerry Zucker, nothing happens.
I just want you to know that.
I'm not so sure about that.
Oh, that's a good point.
After this book, then the people sit up and listen.
Dial POW 250, say Dennis Prager, and save a lot on your phone bill.
I decided that we need a break from the darkness of the world, and I can't think of a better one.
I know the Zucker brothers many years.
I adore them.
It's really a joy to have you.
I don't know Jim as well.
Jim Abrams, Jerry Zucker, David Zucker, they both wrote and directed the film.
It took them five years.
So when I say the film, so everyone of your generation, my generation knows Airplane.
I mean, it's maybe the most famous film of the last 50 years.
There is an argument to be made.
You don't even have to assent or different.
What would you say, Alan?
It's definitely up there.
I mean, Godfather, a few others.
Oh, yeah, Godfather.
Okay, that's fair.
No, no, no, you're right.
That's true, which was hilarious.
I mean, Godfather's, you know, you're just rolling in the aisle during Godfather.
But on comedy, certainly, yes.
You know, when the studio wanted to do a sequel to Airplane, and we really didn't want to do another movie in an airplane, But then we thought, what if we do airplane to the Godfather?
We really pitched that to Paramount.
And, you know, the idea is Bob and Julie come home from having, you know, landed this plane and done a great thing.
And their family is like...
The Mafia, you know, and then we do a whole Godfather thing.
They Paramount loved it, wanted to do it.
Francis Coppola said no.
Well, I have to admit, I understand.
I have some sympathy for his viewpoint on that.
But he wanted to do Godfather 3. So we say in the book, you know, everyone probably would have been better off had we done Airplane 2, the Godfather.
Uh-huh, given Godfather 3. I see.
So, again, it took five years to finally sell it.
Was it an instant hit?
Yes.
It wasn't something that, like, over time caught on.
Well, in those days, movies didn't open at $50 million or $20 million.
And it opened well, and then it just kept...
It kept going, you know, and ended up to be, I think it was the second highest-grossing film of the year.
Well, domestic and international combined, on its first release, was $160 million.
$80 million.
Go ahead, Jim.
Jim is breaking up, guys.
I'm sorry to say.
Even Paramount.
Are you hearing me?
Yes.
Okay.
Even Paramount.
Even though they greenlit the picture and we started shooting, they weren't sure of what they had.
And the first day's dailings was actually a couple scenes from the cockpit where Leslie Nielsen says, I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
And really, it wasn't until they actually saw that scene filmed with a serious actor that Paramount really got...
What we were doing.
And at first, people were reluctant to come to dailies, but as the shooting progressed, more and more people came and were told that, you know, you could barely get a seat in dailies as the filming progressed because everybody wanted to see it.
So it even took them, the finances of the movie, a while to understand exactly what we were doing.
How long?
So in those days, it's so funny for us to say in those days because we were all alive in those days.
All right, in those days, what I recall, and I know the least of all the people in this room about movies, but a movie would come out, and I remember I grew up in Brooklyn, and there was a...
A theater near our house.
And my mother would say, if you want to see this movie, you better see it now because in two weeks it's gone.
That's the way it worked.
Is that the way it worked?
Including with Airplane?
Did it stay in theaters?
They would do an initial release, and then they would do a secondary release maybe five months later, which never did a lot of money.
But that was it until it came out on videocassette.
Which was how many years later?
When did videocassettes come in?
Well, they had them with Airplane, but it was a year later.
But Airplane kept playing.
I mean, if a movie did...
Well, it kept playing week after week.
Oh, so that's what I'm asking.
Oh, so yours did.
Ours did.
We stayed because, you know, the studios had what they called 90-10 deals.
Was it 90% for the theaters the first week?
No, 90% for the studios and 10% for the studios.
But I don't know if they had those deals then.
I'm not sure.
But then as time goes on, it shifts in the theaters.
Did anybody give you a bad review?
Yeah.
Who was it to Pauline Kael?
What was that, The New Yorker?
Yeah, and said there's not a comedian in the bunch.
In the whole movie.
That is precious.
I'm sure she regrets right now.
You know, we're big fans of Woody Allen, and I actually had the privilege of meeting him in New York back in the mid-80s, and I ran into him at a Knicks game.
I kind of gushed about how we loved his movies.
All he wanted to talk about was Airplane.
And he said that the first time he saw it, he saw it he was sitting next to Pauline Kael.
And she hated it.
And Woody Allen's going, no, no, don't you see?
This is brilliant.
This is great.
It's funny.
And she just said, no, I don't get it.
What is this?
A bunch of puns.
That is...
So, it's funny.
Talking about Woody Allen and not getting it, I saw one of his...
Great classic early movies.
I was touring New Zealand in my 20s.
So I went to a new Woody Allen movie and I realized after about 20 minutes I was the only person in the theater laughing.
I was so self-conscious.
Bananas?
It might have been bananas.
And New Zealand, this was not New Zealand humor.
But Airplane apparently was international.
Well, it did cross those lines because everyone worldwide shared the references of those old movies and Airliner and Trouble movies.
So they got it.
Well, to this day, people will say to me as a joke, don't call me Shirley.
That is part of the lexicon of the English language.
And David Letterman says in the book, he says he's driving in New York with his son.
And his son says, Dad, move over a lane.
And Letterman said to his son, Okay, I'll move over, but don't call me a lane.
We'll be back in a moment.
The book on Airplane, Surely You Can't Be Serious, is up at DennisPrager.com.
Very pleased that these guys just signed a copy to me.
Surely you can't be serious.
The true story of Airplane David Zucker, Jim Abrams, and Jerry Zucker.
The Zucker brothers and Jim Abrams.
Okay, so everybody who has seen the movie has a favorite scene, or two favorite, or three favorite, but favorite.
And it's inevitable.
So mine might be when...
One of the women passengers was a bit hysterical.
Goes hysterical.
Goes hysterical.
Because there's airplane turbulence.
So passengers line up to smack her.
Now to say that that is politically incorrect is to give new meaning to the word politically incorrect.
How did you come up with that idea?
They told me to ask you, Jim.
Well, it was largely based on many experiences I had myself on airplanes.
No, that's not true.
Not true, not true, right.
There was actually, we patterned, as I think we explained, a lot of the movie from 1957. Movie called Zero Hour.
And there was a scene in Zero Hour where a woman goes hysterical like that and they actually push her a little bit.
And so we wrote that scene into Airplane but just enhanced it some.
Yeah, it does look enhanced.
So in Zero Hour, I think one passenger comes and shakes her and says, you know, calm down.
It's okay.
But we had...
Three people shake her.
And then the lady who played this hysterical woman suggested, why don't you have them slap me?
And so Jerry and Jim and I said, all right.
I love her.
I love that.
She came up with that.
That did it.
So the first two slapped her and went on.
And Leslie Nielsen, when he slaps her, and then when he's tapped on the shoulder to say, Doctor, you're wanted up front, he slaps her again before he leaves.
And I don't know if Leslie came up with that.
It was Leslie.
That was actually Mel Brooks' favorite joke in the movie.
The second slap.
Why didn't you put that in the book?
Yeah, why didn't you put it in the book?
Volume 2. The 50th anniversary of the book.
I thought it would be socially inappropriate.
One of the few things that was improvised in the movie was when we saw how well that worked.
We thought, wouldn't it be fun to extend the line of people?
We're waiting to slap the woman.
And so we said to the prop guy, do you have any props that these people could?
And he ran out to the prop truck and he got a whip and a bat and a gun.
And we extended the line of people who were waiting to hit her.
That's what I remember.
So I'm so curious.
Do you remember that actress?
Yeah.
Lee Terry.
No, no, no.
Lee Bryant.
Lee Bryant.
And I think she actually did the commercial on TV about Jim never has a second cup of my coffee.
And we spoofed that in Airplane.
Did you get friendly with any of the actors?
How do you mean, Dennis?
I mean that.
Certainly in those days you could get away with that kind of thing.
You're serious?
That's an issue today?
No, I'm not being cute.
You mean, because, why is it a form of harassment that you do?
Well, no, in general, the whole Me Too movement, and they're very careful.
Now, even in a sex scene, they have to have someone, what do they call it?
There's some name for someone who has to be on the set.
A breast wrangler.
Who supervises or whatever.
It's just people are more...
Are much more sensitive to touching, you know?
And so, yeah, it has.
I don't think it's made a huge difference in making a film.
It's not like everybody has to.
I mean, Hollywood tends to be a very huggy, you know, physical group.
Well, I would think, though, did they enjoy making the film, the actors?
Loved it, yeah.
Everybody had a good time.
Yeah.
Yeah?
So, Jim, I have a question.
This is really, it's almost annoying at me.
Humor is very hard, or let me put it in better English.
It is very hard for humor to transcend generations.
So when we come back, I want to know if you guys know how young people react to airplane.
Back in a moment.
The book is up at DennisPrager.com.
I decided we'll leave the darkness of the Middle East and, frankly, much of the world aside and talk about something that can give you much of the world aside and talk about something that can give you a tremendous amount of joy I had the question right before, how does the younger generation view it?
Because it's so hard for humor to transcend generations.
And so let's deal with that for a moment.
Any thoughts on that?
Are young people, and I don't even expect them to do it.
I just don't know what the answer is.
Jim, do you know?
Well, I confess that on those days, on YouTube today, you can see a bunch of people.
Watching Airplane for the first time and reacting.
And I confess that on a day like when I'm not feeling that good about myself, I'll tune in to some of those panels and watch.
And the amazing thing is that the movie holds up as well today as it did 50 years or 43 years ago when it was released.
And many of the same jokes, people, it's kind of interesting, they'll say, Oh, wait a minute.
Were you really allowed to smoke on airplanes back then?
Oh, God, that's right.
Oh, my God.
The joke of the smoking ticket, and people laugh as hard today as they did back then.
And these people weren't alive when we made the movie, and yet the joke seemed to hold up as well as they did all those decades ago.
Jerry and David, do you agree with that?
Yeah.
Those open luggage compartments that I see in airplanes, were they really just open then?
We originally...
Oh, that's funny.
I didn't realize that.
Oh, there's all kinds of...
Crazy.
We actually originally wrote the movie to be shot in black and white on a propeller plane because that was what...
It was in our mind.
Zero Hour and all those old flying movies.
Thank goodness Michael Eisner at Paramount said, no, if you want to do it here, it's got to be in color on a jet plane because he wanted it to be also...
Well, he was right.
He was absolutely right.
No, no, we've thanked him many times and in the book.
But we did get a little bit of revenge by putting this...
If you listen to the...
To the film, the sound of the engines are propeller engines, not jet engines.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, which gives it one of the reasons we didn't really do it for any kind of a tweak.
We really did it because that sound was just more dramatic.
It just felt better to us.
And so we did it.
And some people notice, a lot of people don't.
What was the...
Okay, go ahead, Jim.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think one of the reasons...
That it's held up so well is that we were just doing parody.
In other words, we were doing stuff that enabled people to laugh at themselves.
And that thought of laughing at yourself is as valuable today as it was back then as it's ever been.
And so if you look at most of the jokes, it's like, like, don't call me Shirley.
Oh, gosh, I took that line seriously, Shirley.
You must be kidding or something.
I used to take that seriously.
And they point out that that's not worth taking seriously.
And I think many of the jokes in the movie are that simple and yet that profound because they get you to laugh at yourself.
Don't Call Me Shirley is based on...
I never remembered the line before it.
Surely you must be kidding.
Surely you can't be serious.
Surely you can't be serious.
Don't Call Me Shirley.
And someone actually said that line, surely you can't be serious, in one of the old movies.
We used to watch old movies, flying movies and others too.
And we'd be watching this tape and all of a sudden would say, stop.
Stop!
You know, how about putting in this punchline or this visual?
And it really was, you know, just the idea of doing like a movie just the way you see it, only then putting in our punchline or our gag.
The old movies always gave us the setup lines or setup moments.
So when the air controller in Zero Hour says, he actually says, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
And then we just put in the next three, you know, drinking amphetamines and finally sniffing glue at the end.
And so, and that was, and then there were other things.
Well, even the, you know, the kid coming up to the cockpit and, Joey, have you ever seen a cockpit before?
You know, I've been in a cockpit before.
No, sir, I've never been in an airplane before.
That's all from zero hour, and then we just...
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Zero Hour even was, we didn't appreciate it at the time, but laid out a perfect story, three-act story, that we could follow and just hang our jokes on.
We mentioned one of the lines earlier, the old boy gets girl, loses girl, gets girl back.
is laid out in Zero for us, too.
There's a line at the beginning of Zero Hour when the girl says, I can't live with a man I don't respect.
And for many years, people thought that David wrote that line based on his That's all in the past, Jim.
I'm not saying anything.
I know here, I know see, I know...
Sergeant Schultz.
I know speak.
Well, one of the reasons I love Airplane is that I love the humor of the absurd.
That's my favorite humor, where you just take life one step beyond what is normal.
And that's one of the gifts that you guys had.
By the way, you both went on, and I don't know Jim's career as well as I know yours, and I'm happy for Jim to comment on his own, But I know you two have gone on to illustrious successes after that as well.
Jerry, I had you on for Rat Race, which I consider simply hilarious.
You're much smarter than I ever even thought.
Right, and that's the giveaway.
Yeah, exactly.
Jim did a bunch of movies too.
He did the Hot Shots movies.
Oh, cool.
So you all went on.
Yeah, we all went on.
You could have, theoretically, you could have retired, seriously.
But you love this.
You love making people laugh.
Yeah.
With our final segment, we ought to talk about that because why I think that's so important.
the book about the movie is up at dennisprager.com so as i've said we've taken a break from the darkness of the hour in the world I don't know.
And that leads me to my final questions and the final segment of this really wonderful hour with Jerry Zucker, David Zucker, the Zucker brothers, and Jim Abrams, the authors, the writers, and the directors of Airplane.
I keep saying 50th anniversary.
It's the 50th anniversary of their coming out to Los Angeles.
It's the 43rd anniversary of the film, to be precise.
Although had...
Places taken it when you started, it would be the 48th anniversary.
I mean, just for the record.
But it wouldn't have been as good a movie.
And no one would remember it.
That's interesting.
No, that's absolutely true.
And that's thanks to Paramount.
Thanks to both Paramount, definitely, but also just every month or week or day, whenever we had more jokes.
You would tinker with it.
Oh, good.
That was a blessing.
So here is my big question.
I believe, and I may be 100% wrong, and that's fine.
I always tell guests it's not an issue to differ with me.
That wouldn't be unusual for you.
That is correct.
I agree with you.
But I believe the hardest thing to do is make people laugh.
It is easy to make people cry.
You just show a kid with cancer in a film, and people cry.
But to make people laugh, I have to believe that is the hardest.
Is that a fair assessment?
It wasn't hard for us, because I think we lived it.
We just kind of lived this.
We laughed at ourselves, and so it was natural.
Yeah, it's hard to say, but I would think so, yeah.
What was it?
Michael Douglas, once, he was arguing to have a comedy director direct some movie, and he suddenly screamed at this guy or something that he was talking to, and he said, okay, I scared you.
Now try to make me laugh.
So that is the point.
I actually, I mean, I always feel it's maybe arrogant, but I think it's just a different talent.
Right, which you three have.
But I'm just saying, Jim, go ahead.
I think, and hopefully we get this across in the book, but I think we all feel incredibly grateful.
For the blessings in our lives, and one of the blessings in our lives was we had this instinct about not taking things seriously.
And all the pieces kind of fell together, and we wound up working together and creating a theater and eventually making airplanes.
But at the heart of it was this very good luck.
Well, you are gifted, and you gave your gift to the world, and I thank you.
David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrams, congratulations.