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Back on the Road
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| I am heading to Appleton, Wisconsin tomorrow to do four shows. | |
| And yes, I am generally back on the road. | |
| I never left the road. | |
| I would just go do comedy shows at any state that was open. | |
| I've been to Florida multiple times. | |
| I've been to Texas multiple times. | |
| I've flown commercially multiple times to Nashville. | |
| I did not stop. | |
| Oh, that's great. | |
| I know. | |
| Same thing here. | |
| I'm going to Cleveland this weekend. | |
| Remember we once ended up in the same city and didn't even realize it? | |
| It was just, you know, hitting a dartboard target? | |
| I think it was Cleveland. | |
| I think you were there to see the Philharmonic and I was doing a show. | |
| Oh, that's right. | |
| That is one of them. | |
| I think there was also two shows. | |
| That doesn't matter. | |
| We've got to go back on the road because I treasure those evenings, which, by the way, people can watch on the Internet, I believe, until they take it down, Adam Carole and I, in dialogue. | |
| So you're going to Appleton for four shows. | |
| And does the audience sit there masked? | |
| No. | |
| No, out of all of the comedy shows, and as I've said, I've been to Florida three times, Texas three times, Nashville multiple times. | |
| I've been all over the country. | |
| Everyone is indoors and nobody is masked at any comedy show I've performed at over the last 16 months. | |
| So I take it you have my reaction to the vice president of the United States kissing her husband. | |
| Outdoors, both inoculated with masks on. | |
| It's ridiculous theater. | |
| And it also shows a certain contempt for the American people. | |
| Like, how dumb do you think people are? | |
| Perfect. | |
| That's right. | |
| And what do you want them to believe? | |
| I mean, it really shows a lot of contempt in a weird way. | |
| It is a soft bigotry of low expectations. | |