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I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box-checking exercise.
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I am a walking declaration.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Of course it is.
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She just checked the boxes of cisgender, millennial, etc., and person of color and child of immigrant.
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She's not a box-checker?
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Who wrote this ad?
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She should have rejected it.
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Whoever she is.
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I don't care who she is.
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I'm not picking on her.
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I'm picking on the CIA. I'm not a box checker.
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The whole damn ad is box checking.
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Did you just do thumbs up, Sean?
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With regard to what?
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Oh, the point I just made.
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Wow.
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Whoa.
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I don't get that very often from you.
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It was the thumb, right?
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Okay.
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Continue, please.
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I am a walking declaration, a woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences, suggesting that a question has been asked.
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I did not sneak into CIA.
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My employment was not and is not the result of a fluke or slip through the cracks.
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I earned my way in, and I earned my way up the ranks of this organization.
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I am educated, qualified, and competent.
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And sometimes I struggle.
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I struggle feeling like I could do more, be more to my two sons.
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And I struggle leaving the office when I feel there's so much more to do.
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By the way, you'll notice the absence, I think, I don't remember the whole ad, so far, I could do more and And...
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You would think the logical conclusion to the sentence is, for my country.
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Isn't that why you're in the CIA? For my two sons.
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I think it's beautiful.
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But what does that have to do with the CIA?
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What did Gutfeld say?
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That's Gutfeld's a riot.
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They replaced CIA with TMI. That is good.
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Continue, please.
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I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36, I refused to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be.
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Oh, good.
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Well, at least they got an attack on the patriarchy.
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No woke Ed is complete without an attack on the patriarchy.
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I don't know what the imposter is.
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Because I'm not acting, you explain to me intersectionality, which I still don't quite get why I'm intersectional, but I will explain to you this one.
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What is it that you're asking me again?
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Imposter.
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Oh, imposter.
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So she is not acting in a fake way that the patriarchy would want her to act.
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By the way, if you had to bet your savings, does she have a husband?
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Yeah.
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I would say no, too.
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Right.
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Go ahead, please.
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Oh.
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All right.
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We have a few seconds left.
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This is what the CIA has become.
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Just remember, whatever the left touches.
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