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Ten Capitals Known
00:02:28
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| How many do you know? | |
| Ten. | |
| Really? | |
| You know ten capitals? | |
| Well, I'm so sorry. | |
| Oh, you did. | |
| Okay, so I'm going to ask you some. | |
| And Jack, it's a big deal to know the capitals. | |
| I'm very proud of you that you have learned some of them. | |
| And I'm just going to... | |
| There we go. | |
| All right, ready? | |
| We'll start with your state. | |
| What state do you live in? | |
| Florida. | |
| And what's the capital of Florida? | |
| Tallahassee. | |
| Good man, that's a big name. | |
| What state are you in now? | |
| California. | |
| That's right. | |
| And what's the capital of California? | |
| Sacramento. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, you could actually measure the self-esteem. | |
| Rising as he gets each one right. | |
| The smile on his face. | |
| This is what I mean by earning self-esteem. | |
| This is the beauty. | |
| Alright, here's a toughie. | |
| This is where your uncle lives. | |
| Pennsylvania. | |
| Harrisburg. | |
| Do you know how many Americans know the capital of Pennsylvania? | |
| Three. | |
| No, outside of Pennsylvania. | |
| I think they all know. | |
| Did you know it? | |
| I consider Pennsylvania one of the five toughest. | |
| Okay, so here's another good one. | |
| Ready? | |
| Alaska. | |
| Juno. | |
| I do know. | |
| Juno? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I know too. | |
| Jack is relishing the... | |
| The right answers. | |
| This is great. | |
| Jack, I'm very proud of you because that took work. | |
| How many states are there? | |
| Do you know that? | |
| Take a guess. | |
| Ten. | |
| This is a beautiful thing. | |
| I know ten states' capitals, therefore there are ten states. | |
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Welcome To California
00:00:32
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| Missed it by last month. | |
| You're choking me up. | |
| That was terrible. | |
| You can't do that. | |
| Oh, look. | |
| Jack's on the screen. | |
| It's too much. | |
| The relief factor screen. | |
| Anyway, Jack, welcome to California. | |
| It's great to have you. | |
| I love you very much. | |
| And I'm going to go back to my radio show. | |
| Bye. | |
| Bye. | |
| Excellent. | |