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Thinking About Traffic
00:04:33
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| up every day and and do so with with great gusto uh today's monday you know it's funny you should say that i just said to the living martyr if you'd have told me it was tuesday i would have completely believed you there this is an unprecedented day It's truly Groundhog Day. | |
| The entire, when you think about it, the entire locked in thing is Groundhog Day. | |
| You know what is an interesting question? | |
| What do you most miss? | |
| What do you most miss? | |
| I think, let me guess. | |
| Sitting in Starbucks and doing your work. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| That's a good nominee, yeah. | |
| That's a good nominee. | |
| Sean, what do you most miss? | |
| He most misses gentlemen's clubs. | |
| You miss gentlemen's clubs. | |
| Come on, let's be honest. | |
| Because you're a gentleman. | |
| Sports, you know what? | |
| That's right. | |
| Holy crow. | |
| No nothing, man. | |
| No baseball. | |
| Oh yeah, did you have your... | |
| Wait, no fantasy? | |
| This is the first time, obviously. | |
| Wow. | |
| I wonder if they'll have a season at all. | |
| And I wonder if they have a season who will show up. | |
| I would show up. | |
| Oh, definitely. | |
| I'm going. | |
| I don't even go and I'm going to go this year. | |
| And you know what? | |
| I'm going to ask for a seat where the most people sit. | |
| That's what I'm going to say. | |
| Where would you like to sit, sir? | |
| Wherever it's really congested. | |
| I don't think you miss speeches, right? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| No, no, what? | |
| You miss what? | |
| Oh, look. | |
| My life is flying and speaking. | |
| My life is... | |
| I have half... | |
| In that sense, I have half my life. | |
| Thank God the half I have is wonderful. | |
| But the... | |
| And it's funny. | |
| Every time... | |
| And it's not easy. | |
| But every time... | |
| I've said this on the air. | |
| I've said this to you personally. | |
| I think I am so... | |
| I'm not complaining about another flight. | |
| I'm just thinking how lucky I am that people want to pay to bring me to speak. | |
| I thought that when I was in my 20s and it started, and I think that now. | |
| People are paying to hear me talk. | |
| What a lucky man I am. | |
| That's how I think. | |
| And aside from the paying, I mean, it's just... | |
| I'm getting to offer my views. | |
| I mean, I was supposed to be in Budapest last week giving a speech in Hungary. | |
| You want to give the living more to the mic? | |
| This is a little bit corny, but you know what? | |
| What I was thinking, I really miss American energy. | |
| Not energy like oil, but the American spirit. | |
| Yes. | |
| I think it's very nice that people are helping other people that... | |
| The generosity that people are displaying, that's a good thing. | |
| But the American energy isn't there because people aren't going to work. | |
| They're not putting their talents to work. | |
| And I miss that. | |
| I sense it. | |
| I mean, it's not like it's, you know, I have some sense other people don't. | |
| No, you know, it's ironic. | |
| I miss traffic. | |
| I mean, I get here in seven minutes now, but I miss traffic. | |
| Traffic means people are going somewhere with an aim, with a goal. | |
| Yeah, it's ambition. | |
| It's getting things done, moving things forward. | |
| Life is moving. | |
| Okay, that's an interesting thing. | |
| People should ask, why do they most miss it? | |
| It's a very interesting one. | |
| Yeah, if you're a sports fan, this is truly amazing. | |
| I mean, you know, Major League Baseball went on strike a few years ago. | |
| How long was that strike? | |
| A few weeks? | |
| But at least... | |
| But now you would still have... | |
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Last Season's Feelings
00:00:44
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| You'd be now having the NBA, NHL playoffs. | |
| NCAA. NCAA. The Daytona. | |
| What's the big... | |
| Wimbledon. | |
| I mean, it's an astonishing time, I guess, this spring for sports. | |
| Everything's going on. | |
| I feel bad for the rookie player. | |
| You know, the anticipation. | |
| Or the guy, for that matter, you know, later in his career. | |
| You know, I don't know if I'll be back next season. | |
| This would have been my last season. | |