| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| We hold these truths to be self-evident. | |
| All men and women created by... | |
| Go, you know the thing. | |
| I don't... | |
| By the way, I normally don't do this because everybody who speaks publicly or privately will slur a word, will make a mistake, will forget something. | |
| But with Joe Biden, it's a pandemic. | |
| Or an epidemic. | |
| Go, you know the thing. | |
| Yes, you know the thing. | |
| He wouldn't dare say what it really said, all men are created equal, because he would sound sexist. | |
| I know, I'm saying he wouldn't say all men are created equal as it's written. | |
| Of course not, because it's sexist. | |
| Oh my God, these are these first world problems that preoccupy people. | |
| And he didn't know the rest of the quote. | |
| You know it. | |
| Anyway, that's the guy that they're relying on because they're so scared of a Bernie Sanders candidacy. | |
| I think they ought to be, to be honest. | |
| The man is a moral midget. | |
| No offense to midgets. |