Pearly Things - Pearl Davis - Happy International Womens Day Ladies!!
Aired: 2026-03-09
Duration: 39:50


=== Women's Resilience: TikTok Style (15:29) ===

[00:00:25]  Happy International Woman's Day Been fighting for 50 years and still can't get equal pay And I know that And I know that there's a lot of women out there Working so hard
[00:00:55]  There's a lot of women out there going the whole nine yards But we can't do anything right We work so hard and put up a fight We just can't quite get it, it's been a hundred years
[00:01:27]  And not one notable invention But a lot of tears
[00:01:35]  Our version of a business is a TikTok shop And going drip drop on TikTok The men invent Pepsi Coca-Cola and all these big Amazon conglomerates and we have tick tock shop There's a lot of women out there They're working real hard
[00:02:01]  There's a lot of women out there going the whole nine yards But it doesn't matter how hard we try We just can't do it like the guys Our version of going up in America is being an influencer and a human resources personnel or project manager Or project manager
[00:02:35]  We try so hard to get everyone to like us and nobody does A man's gonna be more popular even if he is a thug The ladies, we don't got it in us No.
[00:03:01]  The only thing we know how to do, the only thing we know how to do is how to hoe.
[00:03:12]  Hoes are gonna hoe.
[00:03:16]  Keep it on the low.
[00:03:20]  Hoes are gonna hoe.
[00:03:23]  Keep it on the Lord.
[00:03:38]  Welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily here on the Audacity Network.
[00:03:42]  Here on the Audacity Network, I don't normally stream on Sundays.
[00:03:46]  I don't.
[00:03:48]  I normally do my reactions, and I did my reactions today, to be honest, but I remembered it was International Women's Day.
[00:04:01]  And really, I think I am the ultimate woman supporter.
[00:04:10]  Okay.
[00:04:12]  I think I'm the ultimate supporter, like women supporting.
[00:04:17]  Who supports women more than me?
[00:04:20]  Okay.
[00:04:20]  Who supports women?
[00:04:28]  I mean, I've let hundreds of women on my channel and I give opportunity after opportunity after opportunity to women.
[00:04:38]  And outside for Christine Grace, all of you just take L's.
[00:04:41]  All of you.
[00:04:42]  Yeah.
[00:04:43]  So happy International Women's Day to Christine Grace.
[00:04:46]  She's actually the only woman that I've given an opportunity to and hasn't been a spiteful bitch and squandered it, right?
[00:04:58]  right?
[00:05:08]  Now, I do think that women try, okay?
[00:05:12]  There's a lot of talk on the internet, and we kind of, it seems like people think that women are lazy.
[00:05:17]  And I really don't, I don't think we're as lazy as people give us credit for, right?
[00:05:22]  I mean, we have more women in college now than men.
[00:05:25]  We have more women that are homeowners than men.
[00:05:28]  By all, you know, a lot of metrics, women are moving up in society, right?
[00:05:33]  It seems like we're moving up.
[00:05:35]  We're moving up in the world, you know.
[00:05:38]  I see more women at my gym than men.
[00:05:43]  However, it seems like we can put in double the amount of hours, triple the amount of hours, quadruple the amount of hours, and put like 10%, I would say, of the output of men.
[00:05:59]  So happy International Women's Day to the 10% of women out there that are not completely retarded.
[00:06:06]  There's like two of you.
[00:06:08]  There's like two.
[00:06:09]  So happy International Women's Day to you.
[00:06:14]  But I don't want to act like women have no accomplishments.
[00:06:16]  Women do.
[00:06:17]  Women have accomplished a lot, right?
[00:06:19]  We might not have invented anything.
[00:06:21]  All right.
[00:06:23]  We might not have been able to start a Fortune 500 company.
[00:06:26]  All right.
[00:06:29]  We might not have been able to, you know, play sports like men, build buildings like men.
[00:06:40]  We might not be able to fix plumbing like men.
[00:06:44]  We might not be able to cook as good as men.
[00:06:48]  We might not be able to do makeup as good as men when they put their mind to it.
[00:06:52]  The top beauty influencers are men.
[00:06:54]  We might not be able to raise children as much as men because they beat us at that too.
[00:07:01]  We might not be able to do comedy as well as men.
[00:07:07]  We might not be able to do music.
[00:07:10]  All the greatest music theory inventors were men.
[00:07:14]  We might not be able to build civilization as well as men.
[00:07:18]  We might not be able to select partners or husbands as well as men could select them for us.
[00:07:28]  We might not be able to do Excel as well as men or accounting as well as men or engineering as well as men.
[00:07:39]  We might not be able to build the pyramids like the men, be architects like the men.
[00:07:58]  We might not be able to build technology like men do.
[00:08:09]  We might, there are a few things that we're good at.
[00:08:15]  There are a few things that we're experts at.
[00:08:17]  Now, someone in the chat put we're better at the Gluckluck 9000.
[00:08:21]  And I don't think so, because now you're actually getting normal men that are dating trannies.
[00:08:25]  Okay.
[00:08:26]  This is happening.
[00:08:28]  Yeah, I mean, isn't that embarrassing, women?
[00:08:31]  The trannies are starting to look better than us.
[00:08:34]  When men do makeup and start to look good, you know, they can women better than women can.
[00:08:41]  We might not be able to beat men at beauty pageants, right?
[00:08:43]  That's like our one job.
[00:08:44]  We can't quite do that.
[00:08:50]  But there are things we're good at, okay?
[00:08:53]  There are things that we're good at.
[00:08:56]  I'm not just going to talk about the things we're bad at.
[00:08:58]  I'm a woman supporter here.
[00:09:02]  There are things that we're excellent at.
[00:09:06]  It's not raising children.
[00:09:11]  It's not being pleasant to be around, but women have a lot of talents.
[00:09:25]  A lot.
[00:09:25]  There's so many.
[00:09:27]  Okay.
[00:09:28]  I can name a ton of them.
[00:09:31]  Now, the number one talent that I want to say to all the women out there, happy International Women's Day.
[00:09:38]  The one thing we're really good at is complaining.
[00:09:41]  There is nobody that cannot complain a woman, right?
[00:09:46]  Women complain on social media.
[00:09:48]  They complain at home.
[00:09:49]  They complain to their friends.
[00:09:50]  A lot of times, women's life is just going from different people to bitch.
[00:09:56]  Going to your friends to bitch.
[00:09:59]  Going to work to bitch.
[00:10:00]  Going home to bitch about the people at work.
[00:10:02]  Going to your friends to bitch about your other friends.
[00:10:05]  Going to your husband to bitch about your friends.
[00:10:08]  Going to your friends to bitch about your husband.
[00:10:10]  It's like bitch, bitch, complain, bitch.
[00:10:12]  Bitch, bitch, complain.
[00:10:13]  Men are too busy building things and doing things.
[00:10:16]  So they cannot complain like we can.
[00:10:22]  Now I could already hear the men coming out.
[00:10:24]  I could hear them in my head.
[00:10:26]  And they're saying, but pearl, but pearl, but pearl.
[00:10:28]  What about male protesters?
[00:10:30]  Don't they do that better?
[00:10:31]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:10:32]  Shut up.
[00:10:34]  Let us have this.
[00:10:35]  God damn it.
[00:10:37]  God damn it.
[00:10:37]  Let us have this.
[00:10:40]  Shut up.
[00:10:43]  Complaining.
[00:10:48]  The other thing that women are better than men at is banging students.
[00:10:58]  Not listening to authority.
[00:11:03]  Now, it seems like whenever a male teacher bangs a student, he just gets caught.
[00:11:10]  He's caught red-handed.
[00:11:11]  But for 50 years, we didn't even know these teachers were pedophiles.
[00:11:17]  Women are definitely better at banging students.
[00:11:22]  That's a fact.
[00:11:26]  Okay.
[00:11:27]  Can't women are better at filing for divorce.
[00:11:50]  Okay, 70 to 80 percent of divorces are filed by women.
[00:11:57]  Okay, women are better at failing at relationships.
[00:12:00]  You know, somebody's got to take L's, somebody's got to fail hard in life, and women have stepped up to the plate.
[00:12:07]  Women have come up to the front of line and said, I will fail the very hardest.
[00:12:12]  Okay, I will fail.
[00:12:16]  And I and I will fail confidently.
[00:12:18]  Only a woman, only a woman could do a brand built on failure.
[00:12:24]  Women are better than men at building brands on their failure.
[00:12:29]  Men are too embarrassed.
[00:12:30]  They're ashamed of their failures.
[00:12:33]  Except black men, so they'll make, I mean, they'll make a career off of being a cheater and a criminal.
[00:12:38]  Okay, they'll do it.
[00:12:39]  They have the audacity.
[00:12:40]  But white men, Latino men, you guys aren't like that.
[00:12:43]  You guys have shame, you know.
[00:12:50]  You guys have shame.
[00:12:52]  But women have the unique ability to have zero shame or audacity and to go on TikTok, nag, complain, talk about a failure, then build a brand off of a failure.
[00:13:04]  There's women in debt coaching women on how to get out of debt.
[00:13:08]  There's women with herpes giving relationship advice.
[00:13:13]  There's women divorced, building brands off of divorce.
[00:13:27]  Women are better at putting their business in the public for everybody to see.
[00:13:32]  Thank you.
[00:13:33]  Again, no shame.
[00:13:35]  Women are better.
[00:13:36]  Women have the unique ability to have zero shame and are proud of all the things they did wrong.
[00:13:45]  Yep.
[00:13:50]  Congratulations, ladies.
[00:13:53]  You have the majority of student loan debt.
[00:13:57]  The average woman has at least $35,000 of student loan debt in this country.
[00:14:03]  You are better at spending money you don't have.
[00:14:08]  Women are the majority of purchases on Amazon.
[00:14:12]  Women are the majority of purchases in general.
[00:14:17]  They make 85% of consumer buying decisions.
[00:14:21]  Women are better than men at spending money.
[00:14:23]  They'll spend the government's money.
[00:14:25]  They'll spend men's money.
[00:14:29]  Only a woman could be a billionaire and blow it all in a black person.
[00:14:33]  Let's just be honest.
[00:14:34]  You brothers have a lot of female tendencies.
[00:14:37]  You got to stop.
[00:14:38]  I mean, too many of you were raised by women.
[00:14:40]  Okay.
[00:14:42]  I'm just being honest.
[00:14:45]  Just being honest here.
[00:14:56]  Women are better at filing for bankruptcy.
[00:15:00]  Men file for bankruptcy after they, you know, tried to start a business and failed.
[00:15:05]  Women file for bankruptcy because she couldn't put any more plastic surgery on her credit card.
[00:15:13]  Women are better than men at getting plastic surgery.
[00:15:18]  I don't recognize some of you.
[00:15:19]  I mean, we still find a way to mess it up by overfilling everything.
[00:15:25]  But women are better at spending money they don't have on plastic surgery and education they don't need.
[00:15:31]  I mean, some of you need the plastic surgery.
[00:15:33]  Okay.
[00:15:34]  I'm not anti-plastic surgery here.
[00:15:36]  I'm not.
[00:15:38]  I mean, some of you ladies, a boob job and a nose job and a lip filler, the jaw thing they do, that would do you wonders.
[00:15:49]  Okay.

=== Women Are Better At (12:37) ===

[00:15:55]  Women are better at being negligent to their children because they're on TikTok.
[00:16:00]  You ever see a woman on TikTok with a messy house?
[00:16:02]  It's like, bitch, why are you here?
[00:16:05]  Why are you here?
[00:16:07]  What are you?
[00:16:10]  Why are you clean your house?
[00:16:14]  You know, women are better at catching STDs and continuing to go back to men that give STDs.
[00:16:24]  The majority of women, the majority of STDs are with a small percentage of men and a larger percentage of women.
[00:16:33]  So women are better at, you know, being whores, slutting it out.
[00:16:37]  Women are better at getting naked in public.
[00:16:42]  Women are better at putting on face paint to the point that they're hot, right?
[00:16:47]  It's almost unrecognizable.
[00:16:52]  Women are better at stealing money legally.
[00:16:54]  Women have found a way to nag lawmakers into legally stealing from the men they hate the most.
[00:17:00]  Isn't that incredible?
[00:17:03]  Isn't that incredible?
[00:17:03]  Like, that's kind of incredible.
[00:17:05]  Women are so good at nagging that they have nagged society into being able to rob their ex-husbands.
[00:17:15]  If that's a men didn't figure out how to do that, Women are better at being social media influencers, not off of talent.
[00:17:27]  Obviously, our top influencers are Call Her Daddy, right?
[00:17:30]  Alex Cooper.
[00:17:34]  But women are better at taking selfies and catfishing.
[00:17:40]  Women are better at catfishing.
[00:17:42]  Women, I don't know any male catfishes, but half of women, I mean, are catfishes.
[00:17:54]  Women are better at falsely accusing men of rape and abuse.
[00:17:59]  It's incredible the circles women will go around.
[00:18:03]  Abuse has now become any behavior that women just do not approve of or like.
[00:18:08]  Like one time, I think I've told this story before, but I'm going to tell it again.
[00:18:11]  A woman came on my show and said she was abused.
[00:18:15]  And the way she said she was abused, I mean, it was a masterclass.
[00:18:20]  And she said she was thrown down the stairs.
[00:18:22]  And I was like, what happened leading up to it?
[00:18:24]  And she said, well, I was arguing with him in his house and he wanted me to get out and I wouldn't leave.
[00:18:31]  And I'm like, okay, so you were trespassing.
[00:18:36]  You were trespassing.
[00:18:39]  So she found a way to trespass, right?
[00:18:41]  She found a way to trespass.
[00:18:43]  And then in her mind, when he was pushing her out of the house, say she was abused.
[00:18:48]  I mean, women are better at voting for Democrats that put criminals in the streets that abuse us, right?
[00:19:05]  And try to kill us.
[00:19:06]  Anna Kasparian was assaulted by a homeless man because of the policies that she voted for.
[00:19:12]  And I have to listen to her opinions.
[00:19:14]  Isn't that incredible?
[00:19:16]  Isn't that incredible?
[00:19:32]  Women are better at getting out of jail time.
[00:19:36]  Now, the best way to get out of jail time is just, you know, dressing like a whore and flirting with the judge.
[00:19:50]  I mean, women receive 30% less prison time for the same crime.
[00:19:56]  Like, there was a woman who convinced her boyfriend to kill her mother, and the girl was out in 10 years.
[00:20:03]  The boyfriend's in jail for life.
[00:20:07]  Women are better at it.
[00:20:08]  We're better at getting out of jail.
[00:20:11]  Now, men get out of jail through like trickery and, you know, sneaking out.
[00:20:16]  Women get out of jail by unbuttoning a few buttons.
[00:20:21]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:22]  Women are better at banging their bosses.
[00:20:25]  Shout out to Sarah Stock.
[00:20:27]  Women are better at throwing it back and letting the boss hit and then accepting all the promotions that just happen to come right after.
[00:20:34]  How convenient.
[00:20:36]  That's so convenient.
[00:20:38]  Women are better at selling purity.
[00:20:40]  Even though women, we're not that good at selling purity, but men are just dying to buy it.
[00:20:44]  So I guess women are better at convincing men that they're different.
[00:20:49]  Yeah.
[00:20:50]  Shout out, Sarah Stock.
[00:20:56]  Women are better at buying houses that we don't maintain and cannot take care of.
[00:21:10]  Can't take care of the yard, can't fix an appliance.
[00:21:14]  Women are better at getting swindled, at getting absolutely swindled by plumbers, electricians, car mechanics.
[00:21:23]  Women are better at getting money at overspending and saying yes to whatever price is put on the table.
[00:21:36]  Women are better at buying houses, ruining the houses, and then giving it back to the realtor and selling at a loss because they can't afford all of the maintenance they have to pay.
[00:21:49]  Women are more likely to have their homes foreclosed on under the age of six.
[00:22:02]  Women are better at killing their children.
[00:22:04]  Yes, either from negligence or maliciousness.
[00:22:08]  There was recently a woman who had a kid in the toilet, killed the baby, and then went and acted in the school play.
[00:22:18]  I mean, what the fuck?
[00:22:20]  A man could never be that ruthless.
[00:22:24]  Men love their children.
[00:22:26]  They're great fathers, great parents.
[00:22:29]  They don't like other people's kids, but they love their kids, right?
[00:22:34]  Women are better at killing their kids, you know.
[00:22:37]  Happy International Women's Day, ladies.
[00:22:39]  You're doing great.
[00:22:41]  Women are better at aborting their children.
[00:22:44]  Women have aborted an eighth of the world population.
[00:22:49]  And one out of three women have had an abortion.
[00:22:51]  We would have a second city of London if it weren't for abortion.
[00:22:56]  Congratulations, ladies.
[00:22:58]  You did it.
[00:23:00]  You're phenomenal.
[00:23:02]  Women's empowerment.
[00:23:06]  Women are better at not being able to do anything like cooking and cleaning.
[00:23:12]  Men actually can cook and clean, and they learn that stuff.
[00:23:16]  Women Are so bad at being wives and mothers that women are better at finding people to do it for them.
[00:23:28]  Finding, you know, hiring out laundry services, meal prep services, Uber Eats, Amazon.
[00:23:36]  Women, we're so lazy we can't even go to the store.
[00:23:41]  Happy Godfather Month.
[00:23:43]  Is it Godfather Month?
[00:23:45]  I don't know.
[00:23:48]  Incredible.
[00:24:06]  Women are better at gaslighting.
[00:24:10]  Women are...
[00:24:11]  Women have actually done such a good job of gaslighting that all of society thinks that women are sweet and nurturing and did for 50 years.
[00:24:19]  Women are better at lying and protecting each other's reputation.
[00:24:23]  There's no sisterhood like women's sisterhood.
[00:24:27]  Women will lie for each other till they die.
[00:24:32]  women are better women are better at getting men to do things for nothing in return like marriage children and men in the friend zone doing stuff for women for zero dollars Women are better at convincing men they're not valuable.
[00:25:02]  Women are better at ruining every industry they go into.
[00:25:06]  Women are better at giving terrible dating advice.
[00:25:10]  Women are better at telling on ourselves.
[00:25:12]  There's nothing like a woman who just, you know, talks too much and admits to a crime.
[00:25:23]  Women are better at destroying everything, the culture, my gym, for anyone that's been following my gym series.
[00:25:34]  Women are better at dodging accountability.
[00:25:37]  There's nobody better at blaming everybody else than a woman.
[00:25:42]  Women are better at taking off time from work.
[00:25:50]  Women are better at taking off time from work and then complaining about the pay gap.
[00:26:01]  Women are better at doing drugs like vaping, coke, you know.
[00:26:16]  So, I don't know why I get all the hate on this app, you know.
[00:26:20]  Why do they say that I don't appreciate women?
[00:26:23]  I just talked for 26 minutes about all of the things that women are good at.
[00:26:31]  Women are better at destroying other people's kids, like in the education system.
[00:26:37]  if women are too insufferable to have a child themselves or just destroying their own kids isn't enough they'll find other people's kids to destroy women are better at distracting from the main point and changing the topic and saying things that have nothing to do with the topic
[00:27:08]  Women are better at buying animals that we cannot take care of.
[00:27:12]  There's nothing scarier than a female pit bull owner.
[00:27:21]  Women are better at pretending to be knowledgeable at things.
[00:27:31]  Women are better at calling themselves, yeah, strong and independent while relying on their father and the simps in their lives, and maybe someone they're sleeping with if they're not too fat and ugly.
[00:27:54]  Women are better at insulting you backhandedly and indirectly.
[00:27:59]  Women are better at nagging, women are better at getting naked, women are better at throwing it back for goddamn near anybody.
[00:28:11]  Women are better at living double lives, women are better at gluck luck 9,000 for 10 years and then going to church the next day and then marrying a guy in that church.

=== Perfect Removal Plan (05:03) ===

[00:28:32]  The hell?
[00:28:35]  Hold on, guys.
[00:28:59]  Oh, cool, perfect.
[00:29:00]  Yeah, I wanted to remove a dresser.
[00:29:03]  And the only way I can get it out is going through the food.
[00:29:06]  So, I wanted to give you guys a partnership of ours is like walking up.
[00:29:12]  Oh, you don't remember the back door?
[00:29:24]  Oh, okay.
[00:29:24]  I just don't want you to look back and see a bunch of guys if they can't do something.
[00:29:29]  I don't know about this feature.
[00:29:36]  Yeah, yeah, it's not going to be my own.
[00:29:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:29:51]  Yeah, I just wanted to schedule it, but I didn't want to just output the whole copy of it.
[00:30:07]  I think my school was going to be something.
[00:30:24]  Oh, cool.
[00:30:43]  Yeah, it's not mine, it's the the owner wants to get some money for it.
[00:30:49]  But I don't think it's too much.
[00:30:50]  Well, I saw it off the purchase, so it's probably not.
[00:30:55]  Oh, okay.
[00:31:00]  I don't think it's really task because we're in solid technology.
[00:31:22]  Okay, well, that's not gonna be perfect.
[00:31:27]  What?
[00:31:27]  I said it worked.
[00:31:30]  Okay, but that's a little mine stack.
[00:31:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:31:35]  Yeah.
[00:31:51]  okay yeah i'll probably that's bad i'll probably stand over the next okay yeah if you see a You don't want anyone just to open their back down to see them.
[00:32:31]  I was thinking of the same brains, but sorry.
[00:32:57]  Sorry, guys.
[00:32:59]  I apologize.
[00:33:07]  Anyways, I think that's pretty much all I had.
[00:33:09]  Sorry about that.
[00:33:10]  my neighbor came by.
[00:33:28]  All right.

=== Women Are Better At Everything? (06:14) ===

[00:33:36]  No, my neighbor's gay.
[00:33:37]  Don't go like that.
[00:33:38]  It was okay.
[00:33:40]  I'm trying to get this dresser removed.
[00:33:41]  I'm trying to get this dresser removed because it's too big and I don't need it.
[00:33:44]  This used to be a guest room.
[00:33:48]  And I have to go through everybody's backyard to get it out.
[00:33:53]  It's a long thing.
[00:33:55]  But yeah, so I needed permit.
[00:33:57]  I just wanted to get permission.
[00:33:59]  A few weeks ago, I had to step in between a jogging woman and a jacked pit bull the size of the lab.
[00:34:05]  Some are nice, but I have pit bull fatigue.
[00:34:07]  Women are better at wearing a sweater with shorts and no shoes.
[00:34:10]  All right.
[00:34:10]  I was supposed to be sitting for this stream.
[00:34:14]  So it was going to be this up.
[00:34:16]  I wasn't expecting to get up.
[00:34:18]  You know, you just told me to open hinge, get a bunch of dudes together to move the dress.
[00:34:32]  Okay, I'm not that diabolical.
[00:34:34]  All right.
[00:34:38]  Women are better at not hearing you and making you repeat yourself in order to respond to what you said the first time they heard it.
[00:34:46]  Oh, yeah.
[00:34:47]  Women are better at making excuses.
[00:34:48]  These are amazing.
[00:34:54]  If you want to donate, Doug at theaudacitynetwork.com.
[00:34:57]  It'd be great if we could get a little bit more for overages, but I sent the first down payment.
[00:35:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:35:05]  So it's going.
[00:35:06]  It's coming.
[00:35:20]  Women are better at keeping idle chitchat going.
[00:35:25]  Women are better at turning on their friends the minute they get into a relationship.
[00:35:38]  Women are better at pretending to care.
[00:35:40]  Women are better at fake crying to get what they want.
[00:35:47]  Women are better at ditching their live stream audience.
[00:35:50]  women are better at ubering uber ordering uber eats women are better at getting a body count of 30 before they reach 19 years old Yeah, I don't know why they say I hate women.
[00:36:22]  I don't know why they say I hate women.
[00:36:23]  Why do they say I hate women when I just have been talking for the last almost 40 minutes about how great we are?
[00:36:36]  Women are great at telling you how strong and independent they are, but try to fix the cars and it goes south.
[00:36:43]  Women are better at killing their friends because they're prettier than them.
[00:36:48]  Women are better at talking a lot and not making sense.
[00:36:52]  Women are better at giving all of themselves to a terrible guy and giving as little as possible to the guy who actually loves them and cares about them.
[00:37:00]  Women are better at planning a ruthless exit during divorce.
[00:37:04]  Women are better at exploiting their children.
[00:37:14]  I mean, there are so many mommy influencers.
[00:37:17]  Kids for clout.
[00:37:18]  Kids for clout.
[00:37:39]  Women always say that we're better at everything.
[00:37:41]  And these are, we are better at a lot.
[00:37:43]  You know, maybe not everything, like inventing stuff, building civilization.
[00:37:52]  Women are more likely to return a gently used pair of shoes for a refund.
[00:38:03]  Women are better at saying how their exes went wrong and leaving out where they went wrong.
[00:38:08]  Women are better at divorcing.
[00:38:11]  Women are better to look at.
[00:38:13]  that's true.
[00:38:32]  Women are better at getting swindled.
[00:38:36]  Women are better at buying things off of Amazon they don't need.
[00:38:39]  Women are better at crying.
[00:38:41]  Women are better at being narcissistic.
[00:38:43]  Women are better at making everything about ourselves.
[00:38:47]  Women are better at breaking your heart.
[00:38:53]  Women are better at having kids we can't take care of.
[00:38:58]  Women are better at leaving their kids at home while they go to the club or have sex with another man.
[00:39:05]  Women are better at cheating because we got more time for it.
[00:39:19]  So happy International Women's Day.
[00:39:28]  Happy International Women's Day, ladies.
[00:39:30]  Don't say, I never said we were good at anything.
[00:39:34]  Don't say it.
[00:39:38]  I appreciate you ladies.
[00:39:44]  Thank you so much for being there.
[00:39:47]  And that's all I got.
[00:39:49]  Thanks for being here.