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June 12, 2025 - Pearly Things - Pearl Davis
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Crackheads Are Better Than Modern Women (Call-in Show) | Pearl Daily

Pearl Davis and callers debate whether men are obsolete in modern society, citing divorce stats (74% initiated by women) and family court biases that leave fathers homeless or suicidal while mothers avoid accountability. Cases like Trey Tyler Purdy’s custody battle over his drug-addicted ex and Tori Brinkman’s heroin-neglect childhood highlight maternal failure, yet callers—including military vet Daniel Ludi (exploited for $120K)—argue crackhead mothers might be "honest" and less litigious. Despite risks like abuse or infanticide, a 7-2 majority prefer crackheads over modern women, framing parenting as a gamble where vasectomies emerge as a radical but pragmatic solution to avoid unstable partners. The episode exposes systemic failures in courts, careers, and gender dynamics. [Automatically generated summary]

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Following question.
Do we need men?
Most answered very quickly, no.
Because men are useless.
I mean, this headline from The Hill, it caught my eye.
Most young men are single.
Most young women are not.
Young men have fallen faster than any demographic in America for the last 40 years.
It's a different world now.
Like, we don't need men the way that they used to.
The future is female.
Men and women are drifting further apart, and society is crumbling because of it.
A fascinating debate has broken out about the value of marriage.
You've kind of got the Trad COD versus Red Pill thing.
This men's rights crowd that sometimes just goes too far the other way.
Oh, you need to stop acting like grown boys and infants and actually become men.
Marriage is a bond and it's a sacred bond.
It's a machine designed to extract resources from you.
Now many of the red-pilled have taken the position that it's bad for men to get married.
Hannah Pearl Davis or just pearly things.
One of the most controversial faces in all of the internet.
She goes on to say that marriage is a terrible deal for men.
Because if me and you were in a business contract, you would never sign a contract where I am paid to leave.
Gee, what could go wrong there?
74% or something of divorces are initiated by women.
Men have everything to lose, primarily their own children.
Men get killed by the courts and by divorce laws.
I had no idea that courts of family law were courts of equity, not courts of law.
Because in family court, you don't need evidence to accuse someone of abuse.
You need no evidence.
When you guys say get married young, a lot of these men don't know what they're signing up for, and you're not going to be there when their entire life falls apart.
I interview them on the other side.
I didn't meet my son until he was 15 months old.
How much did you spend trying to get him back?
The legal fees alone was about 200,000.
Before you know it, you're homeless.
You're literally just thrown out into the street.
We absolutely reinforce bad behavior from women.
Wives are taught to leave their husbands, and then daughters grow up without their fathers.
Family is the foundation of a society.
Every problem in society comes from single motherhood.
A lot of women will just chase this negative rabbit hole of happiness, endless happiness.
Feminism's biggest failures is it lies to women.
We tell women to date as many guys as possible.
We tell them to put off family into marriage.
You are allowed to leave your perfect husband.
You are allowed to end a relationship with a really great boyfriend.
Oh, freeze your edge, have an abortion.
What?
You're evil.
I don't think there's anything else in life that we actually ever go into preparing to fail.
Like if you have the mentality of this is going to go wrong and be pessimistic, naturally the outcome is going to be that it's going to fail anyway.
It's self-sabotage.
That's the thing.
Like women are so willing to leave marriages because they're not happy.
This is not about happiness.
The most important thing is the children.
And the problem is we have a modern society where it's me, me, me, my feelings, leave when I feel like it, instead of doing what's best for the kids.
This myth that we live in an age of male privilege.
Where's my male privilege?
They think, well, men have all the rights.
They have all the power.
Privilege, patriarchal system that we have.
Why doesn't our society care about men's rights?
I have no friends, no wife, and no social life.
Men are alone in this situation.
Men are homeless.
Men are thinking about eating guns.
I've seen so many men on the brink of suicide and they didn't do anything wrong.
How are you equal if the men are the ones that have to fight and die to defend the country?
The men are the ones that build and maintain all the infrastructure.
Women are helplessly dependent upon men.
The so-called deaths of despair from suicide, overdose, or alcohol, three times higher among men than among women.
Culture is telling men, you are no good.
You gotta get your act together.
I think men have failed themselves.
What kind of a man are you?
What kind of a woman are you going to attract?
If men are in trouble, so are women.
Everybody knows this is a huge problem, but nobody wants to admit it.
Every single woman at the table said they wanted a man.
500K, 500, 300K, 300K, 200K.
Am I crazy?
Everything is really set up against you to fail as a man.
If men make less than women, women don't want to marry them.
So, you know who wants more economically and emotionally viable men?
Women.
I don't want to be an independent woman anymore.
I don't want to be a strong, independent woman.
I'm over it.
When is it going to be my turn?
Where are we meeting the men that don't?
I can't keep having these same conversations.
The only simp here is you, Pearl.
You sent for women.
I think you sent for women.
She's a provocateur.
She says stupid stuff, but Pearl is right about this.
It's already happening.
It's just not out in the open yet.
Now it's just hookup culture is going to be our fairy tale ending because men don't want a wife and women can't find a husband.
The future, if everybody follows your path, is there is no future.
We're going to population decline and our economy goes into decline.
Civilization will crumble.
The American story does not end well.
This is an existential crisis failing young men.
What up, guys?
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The internet's a weird place.
Okay, so today we have an interesting topic for you.
So welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily.
Last week, I did a show about addictions.
And I really asked you guys the question: I'm going to take this off for now.
What is an addiction that's worse than female body count?
And we came up with a lot of things.
You know, we talked about student loan debt.
I mean, do you want to pay off $300,000 of student loan debt or 30 bodies?
You know, at some point, the body, they're like, the bodies aren't so bad.
I'll take it.
Being addicted to social media.
So, you know, it's like if you come home from work and every day your wife is saying, do this TikTok trend with me, or you have a wife that used to be a hoe but doesn't talk about it.
You know, men start to get pragmatic.
They weigh these things out.
We talked about crazy witchcraft religions where the men might think, hmm, do I want an ex-hoe or a woman that believes that she can cast a spell on me if this goes sell?
But then somebody came up with a really great answer of a worse habit than body count.
And this person said drug addiction.
It made me think: maybe there's a scenario that a woman being addicted to drugs, I don't want to say it is a good thing.
I would never say that out loud.
But maybe it's not the worst thing in the world.
Case in point.
Imagine if you're a man and you have a kid with, you know, the Lila Roses, the naggers of the world.
And every day you can come home from work and you're just nagged constantly.
Clean up this, do this, do that.
Nag Or and now you have this trad con woman that's nagging you every day that you got pregnant.
Or, you know, you get a liberal hoe and she's trying to transition your kids.
In those scenarios, wouldn't it be better for her to be a drug addict so she could leave and you could raise your child right?
Now, I know it sounds crazy, but just let me cook for a second, okay?
Let me cook for one second.
So, children from single father homes have better outcomes than children from single mother homes.
Most women want to have a child, but most women don't want to be a mom.
Crime statistics and my own anecdotal evidence has shown me that men are really the more nurturing sex.
If a woman wants to smoke meth and leave her kids with the father, why not?
And another thing, we all know that the family court system is rigged against men.
Women get the child in all circumstances, unless she's a drug addict or a convicted criminal.
You know, guys, if you are fortunate enough for your baby mama to get hooked on crack, consider it a blessing.
It would be one of the few times where you might have an advantage in family court.
Now, I know this sounds strange, but I honestly believe that the kids are better off with their fathers in all circumstances.
It's sad, right?
It's kind of sad that it would take the mother being a crackhead for a man to get custody of his kid most of the time.
But so, this has me asking the question: would you rather have a kid with a fake trad con that's going to beat you over the head with the Bible with her fake Christian feminism?
Would you rather have a kid with a purple blue-haired feminist who likes real feminism and she'll transition your kid and call you a misogynist on the way out?
Or would you rather have a kid with a crackhead and that'll just leave you alone?
And I think if I was a man, that's what I would choose.
And to be honest, guys, I came up with this, and this guy might call into the show today.
It was because I was out, and my fans come up to me and tell me their custody stories all the time.
And this guy came up to me and he's telling me about being a single dad and how the woman has basically been gone for years and it's just been him.
And I was listening to his life.
You show me pictures of his kid.
And I just thought, you sound a lot better than the last like 10 guys I've interviewed.
That sounds pretty nice.
She just left you alone and didn't bother you forever.
And I asked him, I'm like, was your kid healthy?
And he said, yeah, he's a healthy boy.
And I thought, well, this sounds pretty good.
Pretty good.
So we have to take into account, though, to be fair, the dangers that drug abuse, that mothers that are drug, that are on drugs, can have during pregnancy.
So the National Survey on Drug Use and Health for 2017 estimated that 194,000 expectant mothers between 15 and 44 used illicit substances in the month before the survey.
This number included the estimate 12,000 women who abused tranquilizers of all things.
161,000 women who took the marijuana.
261,000 women who drank alcohol.
32,000 women who abused pain relief medicine.
334,000 women who smoked tobacco and cigarettes.
And 8,000 women who were on coke.
Yeah.
Babies born to addicted mothers can have the following issues.
Substances like illicit drugs, opioids, alcohol, and nicotine has been linked to long-term, behavioral, psychological, and emotional problems.
This is particularly if the child was exposed to those substances prenatally.
These problems might affect their achievement, behavior, cognition, language, physical problems, attention problems, delays in speech, and difficulties in school.
They could have a learning disability.
That would be an L, right?
You get a retarded kid.
I don't know if I could say that.
I denounce.
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
Learning disabilities, low IQ, memory issues, poor judgment, poor reasoning skills.
However, if you do get a healthy kid, is it really the worst thing in the world?
This is one of the few ways I see men having children as opposed to the children belonging to the state or another woman.
Fathers get so here's a video of fathers getting sole custody because of drug, the mother having drug problems.
Before you start early.
All right, so we're going to watch the beginning and then I'm going to skip ahead.
There any agreements?
No, Your Honor.
Not at this time.
Is this a custody dispute?
Yes, it is.
Well, no, not really.
I mean, it's, I have a learning disability, Pearl.
Okay, look, not all learning disabilities are the same, but there are some that would change your life a lot as a parent.
That's all I'll say.
There are some that would be very some, right?
You know, you could have trouble reading, but others would be more difficult.
That's what I'll say.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm going to change the topic.
I need to stay monetized.
Possession and conservatorship, but not it's my understanding she has not asked for custody.
Okay.
You may proceed, Ms. Sorrels.
Thank you, Your Honor.
Mr. Purdy, may you state your name for the record?
Trey Tyler Purdy.
And what is the name of the child we're here for today?
Whelan Carol Purdy.
And when was Whalen born?
10, 10, 2018.
And you, you, and Whalen currently resides with you, correct?
Yes, ma'am.
And that's in Liberty, yes, ma'am.
And the mother is Kelsey Rayhall, correct?
Yes, ma'am.
At the time of Whalen's birth or about the time of Whalen's birth, you signed an acknowledgement of maternity, correct?
Yes, ma'am.
All right.
And Ms. Kelsey's done that also with you.
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
Your Honor, we would offer as States Exhibit 1 the acknowledgement of maternity.
And does anyone have any objection to me admitting that as States Exhibit 1?
No objection, Your Honor.
No, ma'am.
Mr. Purdy, how long has Wayland lived with you?
Yes, ma'am, for about two and a half years now.
Thank you.
Who makes the day-to-day decisions for Wayland?
Me.
And who makes the important decisions about residency and school for Wayland?
Me.
All right.
When was the last time that Miss Paul saw Weyland?
I believe in the beginning of August.
And that for, yes, ma'am.
And that was for a visitation visit?
Yes, ma'am.
I had dropped him off with her mother, his grandma.
Okay.
And that visit lasted for a weekend or a week?
I believe it was right at a week.
Okay.
Thank you.
Mr. Purdy, today, do you have any safety concerns with Wayland visiting Ms. Hall?
Yes, ma'am.
And what are those?
There's been times in the past that she was not very responsible with his well-being or the environment that she has had him in.
And also the fact that, you know, if an emergency were to happen, there is no vehicle to get him anywhere or anything of that sort.
Okay.
In fact, Mr. Purdy, Whalen was placed in your care at the direction of child protective services, correct?
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
And that was back when the 2000 and in 2022, correct?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
Are you here today seeking to have the court name you as sole managing conservator of whalen?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay, so he's I'm gonna skip ahead to the part where she cries.
I that's what we want to see, right?
Okay, so he's going for custody of the kid because she's a crackhead, essentially.
Any additional you'd like to say, you may say it, Miss Dennis.
Feel free to interrupt with legal objections.
I know this is a little unorthodox.
Ms. Hall, you may proceed.
I know that I've made bad decisions in the past, but I am a good mom and I do love my kids.
Yeah, so women, when women's backs are against the wall, because usually our bad decisions, that's when we start crying.
Well, as Jesse Lee Peterson says, when she's crying, she's lying.
So, yeah.
More than anything.
And I know it seems like people make bad decisions, but I'm six months sober and I'm trying my best.
Yeah, trying is not doing my best, right?
I'm trying is, I didn't, I attempted to not be a terrible mother, but that doesn't mean she isn't a terrible mother, you see.
And that's all I can do.
My son loves me and he misses me.
And I know he does.
That's probably true.
So, Kelsey, I wish you would just stop doing the drugs, ma'am.
But so he doesn't know.
He probably is so annoyed.
He's probably thinking, oh, this terrible situation.
But my argument is he's in a way better situation than most fathers.
Because now, if he can get custody, at least it's smooth sailing.
Or maybe I'm wrong, right?
I don't know.
And I'm sorry that I've made bad decisions in the past, but six months is a good, good thing.
And I'm trying.
People around me.
Yeah, six months is a good thing, but we need a better thing to protect the kid, right?
Can see that i'm trying.
I have no problems.
Everybody's, everyone does.
I think they're all done with her.
No, there's like not an ounce of sympathy.
Can drug test, but I don't want to lose custody of my son.
That's all I have to say.
Thank you, um.
Does anyone have anything further?
No ma'am no ma'am um, would you all like to make closings um?
Miss Dennis, I guess we'll start with you.
Um, your honor mr Purdy is just asking that he?
Um, due to the circumstances and the past decisions that miss Hall has made, um that the child be protected and that we have some supervised visits.
Um, she has a long history and here's the.
Every father that i've asked, that's a single dad and his ex-wife was like a crackhead.
They've all said that if she got her act together, they're totally open to the like the.
They're open to the child being a part of the like, the mother being a part of the kid's life, because they see the value in the mother, right in the mother being there, and they they would never want to restrict a kid having access to the mother.
So an extensive history of drug use and other criminal behavior.
Um, it, uh, we're, we're, Do you see your, Ah, funny.
Oh my gosh, look at her.
It's like when women have consequence, she's about to crash out.
You see this is the most popular part of the video.
She's gonna crash out soon requesting that she just do drug testing.
Rj says he dated a crackhead single mom.
You better call in.
He's clean.
Then obviously we'll let her see the child.
We just want to protect him and um, not keep her from him.
But uh, protect him, keep him where he is and make good decisions for him.
Uh, that's what mr Purdy is asking today, and can you clarify that, because there's a lot of different ways that could be ruled upon?
Well yes yes ma'am, I apologize.
Uh, so what we're asking for is that um, she complete a drug test um, the uh, at least.
Uh, you know, it looks like somebody filed a proposed order.
In this case, obviously it's a default.
So now, was that drafted by you, miss Dennis?
Yes, but we didn't have the drug testing in there.
You're sorry, I made a mistake.
Yes um, but he does have the supervised visits um, with an agency uh, of mrs Hall's choice if she chooses, Visiting Angels or somewhere else.
Um, we would like to have random drug testing at least once a quarter to can make sure that she is continuing to stay sober and and drug-free.
Um, we would like the supervised visits um, mr Whalen is going to provide the health and dental to make sure that that that gets taken care of, crash out coming and what do we think?
10 seconds, she's getting close.
Look at her.
She's close to the crash out right now.
We're not asking for child support.
He would like to be reimbursed for the cost of the insurance that he's having to pay just for Whalen obviously not for him and Whalen.
Um no, and that she has supervised visits.
That you know once, at least twice a month, but supervised by a supervisor for a couple of hours, And that's what Mr. Whalen's asking for.
It's not fair, dude, because I just had him for, I knew it was, a week last month.
How is this fair?
But he was supposed to be with your mother the whole time or your sister.
Trey agreed to let me have him.
And I'm sorry that I'm making this a big deal, but Trey was dropping him off with me.
We met at one point and he knew that.
And then he let me have him before that.
Also, right after I got out of jail, since we're bringing it up, right after I got out of jail, I got Whalen and Trey brought him to me, not my mom.
He let Whalen come spend the weekend with me.
So how is this fair that I have to have supervised visits now when it just I've had him since I got out?
I told you it was coming.
Ah!
Yeah, isn't it the consequences of your own actions?
Yep.
I don't feel bad at all.
Don't do drugs, kids.
We all had Dare in high school.
Shouldn't have done drugs.
You lost.
Like, okay, a woman losing custody of her kids.
You have to be such a terrible person.
Imagine, fellas, imagine.
This is like losing a game where you were up 30 to zero, right?
Like the other team gave you a 30-point lead, and you just had to not blow the 30-point lead.
And then you just blow it.
This is like losing.
I can't make that joke because of guidelines.
I want to say it so bad.
I'm going to cry like her.
unsupervised and Trey allowed it.
Ms. Sorrells, would you like to be closing?
Your Honor, we just ask that you establish conservatorship and possession based upon the testimony as you see fit.
But child support at the parties have both agreed that child support the testimony was that they would set it at zero with medical support being paid for by Mr. Purdy through a private source.
Asking for reimbursement for that or no?
Yes, ma'am.
I'm sorry.
Asking for reimbursement through that with it.
Yeah, okay.
So now you guys see she crashed out.
That was hilarious.
All right, let's see what we got next.
Mother loses her kid because of addiction.
All right.
The love of my child wasn't enough for me to get clean.
I'm ashamed of many things in my past.
There are so many things I regret.
But when it comes close to the pain I feel about losing my son, but sorry, but nothing comes close to the pain I feel about losing my son.
Actually, it's more accurate to say I left him.
It would be even more honest to say I let him go.
What kind of mother would let anybody or anything separate her from her child?
A mother addicted to drugs.
I was that mother.
And I knew that I was a drug addict the moment I looked into my son's eyes and realized that my love for him was not enough to get me clean.
That is the terrifying and dark reality of addiction.
Love isn't enough to make anyone stop using drugs.
Ask the mother of any addict.
If there was, there wouldn't be such an epidemic sweeping our country, taking nearly 200 people a day.
Early on in my addiction, child protective services were called and I lost my son.
I tried to figure out how in the world I could ever let that happen.
I understood that he was removed from my care because I was on drugs.
However, I couldn't accept that the drugs were actually the problem.
Then I went to great lengths to try and get him back.
I did everything I could think of except get clean.
I did everything I could think of except get clean.
My God.
I spent hours trying to figure out how to pass the drug test while still getting high.
I looked for loopholes in the system.
I lied to everybody and said I was clean.
I begged to see him and I raged at the family that was protecting him from me.
But then one day I watched a woman walk into the dope house where I was living, dragging three small children behind her.
It was in the middle of the night and their eyes were gritty from lack of sleep.
She arranged them on the floor with a blanket and told them to close their eyes and go to sleep.
She asked our dealer for more dope, pulled out her works and loaded up a shot and got really high right in front of the kids.
It should have shocked me, but it didn't.
I remember thinking, is this what you're fighting for?
For the ability to bring your kids into this madness, into a place that was filled with the worst that life has to offer.
No, I would do anything to keep him safe, even if it meant keeping him safe from myself.
So I walked away from that fight and I started a new one.
I began fighting for my life.
I asked to get help, get into treatment, and start a new life without the use of drugs.
And then I got my son back by staying clean and doing the right thing one day at a time.
I know I won't be the perfect mom, but I will be a present one.
I'm already making mistakes, but they are forgivable ones.
I let him sleep with me at night so I can watch him while he sleeps and feel his heartbeat while I put his hand on my chest.
I love the way he smiles.
Still, like the baby, I used to hold him and never put him down.
But now it's mixed with my sweet, my little boy's sweat.
I have a hard time telling him no because I want him to be happy.
Reports show Israel attacked Iran right now.
I don't know anything about war, but thank you for letting me know.
Love wasn't enough to get me clean, but the love I had for my child gives me the strength I need to make it through the day, every day, even when he drives me crazy.
Okay.
Her mom left your dad for a crack dealer.
So you got this woman.
I think I was like nine.
And my biological father, whom he's amazing.
See, she's saying her dad amazing.
You know, we were going to be a family again and everything was going to be great.
And that turned into my mom just really needed money and needed a place for me and my older brother to live.
So we moved in with dad.
Everything was great.
And then she left us at like, I don't know, middle of the night.
One night, my dad was at work and he'd come home at 11.30 and woke us up and was like, where's your mom?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
She was out smoking crack with my stepdad.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And then, so she ends up marrying this guy that she's smoking crack with, has two kids.
Okay, that makes sense as to why you kind of stepped in and raised them now.
14 years old and the first child comes along.
I hadn't.
Had I been drunk yet?
I think so.
I think I had already used alcohol for my first time by the time he was born.
Okay.
Or shortly after, one or the other.
In your teens.
So in this case, the oldest daughter.
And you know what?
I knew two girls or women, young women, who in their teenagers, not because their moms were addicted to drugs or anything, but their moms just didn't want to be parents.
So two women I know ended up having to raise like their younger siblings.
Yeah, neither of the women ended up wanting to have kids because like by the time they were, I don't know if any of you have met a woman like that, but by the time they got to their like 20s, they were just so happy to not have the responsibility of like a family because their moms wanted to do whatever.
And it really messes up like women when that happens to them because it wasn't their responsibility.
So like I'm trying to take care of them, but then I started drinking alcohol.
And when I would go to my mom's, because after my mom had left me in the middle of the night, I stayed at my dad's.
I was like, I'm not living with you anymore.
It had been nothing but a nightmare living with my mom growing up.
She didn't know which direction she was going in.
And I say that because both my parents did the best they could with what they had, I feel like.
And I don't think that parents get enough credit on that end.
Like, I don't blame my mom for what I did in my life.
And I've done a lot of work around my mother in the 12-step program.
Like, making amends to my mom was really hard, but I had to.
Like, I now know the difference in the relationship that I chose to put her in.
Like, if I put her in that role, if I put her in, I want her to be my friend role, you know, and we're hanging out and snorting pills tonight.
But then tomorrow I wake up and my relationship has ended and I need my mom.
She doesn't know how to juggle that.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
So again, I do think if the mom's a crack hadn't evolved in the kids' life, we don't want that.
I'm talking about the ones that just F off.
I mean, I would imagine that most parents get put in that situation and don't know how to juggle it.
And especially if you're a drug addict, you're going to be.
Yeah, someone in the chat, I know a woman who raised her sister.
She never had her own kids.
She was done before she started.
Yeah, I have a friend like that.
And growing up, she didn't have any life.
She couldn't go to football games.
She couldn't, like, whenever I wanted to spend time with her, we like luckily my parents let her bring her brothers.
But yeah, her mom, and it wasn't, her dad worked.
Her mom just wanted to do whatever, like, go out.
Be the friend one day.
And then when you can't be the mom, you're going to become the enemy.
So she really became just my drug-using friend is where she wound up.
Yeah.
Toxic habits get passed down.
Okay, mom leaves her son to go get drugs.
Aww.
Awwww Police support it!
What store did they go to?
Apple store.
The what?
Apple.
The Apple Store.
How long everyone?
Ship, why did you make me laugh?
He said, somehow this single mom won't go to jail.
Don't worry.
Don't make me laugh.
This is a sad video.
Where's your dad?
Yes.
Did your mom and dad both go to the store together?
No, my dad's at my papa's house.
Your dad's at your papa's house.
Do you know the phone number there?
Yeah.
You do?
Where's the phone?
You have a phone in here?
No.
No?
I saw your phone, but it shut dead.
Okay.
So your mom left you, went to the Big Apple store?
How long has she been gone?
You don't know?
How old are you?
Five.
Five.
What's your name?
People been breaking into our house.
People have been breaking into your house.
Oh, I think there's a part two.
Let me see.
What happened?
Yeah, the door open.
I was yelling for you.
Shut up.
The neighbors stole.
Why are you right streets?
No, no, no, no.
Hold on.
Where's grandma live?
Right across the street.
Why don't you take him with you?
I just went over there real quick.
You have an ID?
Yes, sir.
What's across the street?
Across the street.
This time, babe.
Can you come here real quick?
I can't find my freaking people.
The police is here.
What is the radio?
Yeah, sir.
I can't find my ID.
Sorry.
I'll get you out of the way.
Look, how old are you?
21.
You don't know you're social?
No, sir.
Listen, I... I gotta keep it.
You gotta get off the phone.
I'm sorry.
You gotta get off.
All right, well, he said I gotta get off the phone.
Yeah.
All right.
Hello.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
All right.
Your grandma?
Yes, sir.
She was over with you.
Um, yeah, but for a second?
Yeah, for a sex, so I came over here for a second.
Where do you live at?
I live on the south side.
I don't even live on the east side.
I'm out here visiting some friends.
So where were you at?
At her friend's house, real quick.
Where's a friend live?
Right across the street.
Right out back.
Yeah, literally.
Well, we're trying to figure all this out.
We got a five-year-old kid left home alone.
Oh, well, he was only for a couple seconds.
They're, yeah, they're lying.
Well, we don't know that.
I mean, we understand what I'm saying.
I understand.
I understand.
I told him all this stuff.
Yeah, put that bitch in jail.
All right, mother left her child to go do drugs.
In the Fox 13 newsroom this morning, we have a disturbing case of a mother who left her child abandoned to go do drugs.
This is in from the Toilla Police Department.
They say the 23-year-old woman was arrested on Saturday and faces charges of child abandonment after leaving her baby at Mountain West Medical Center in Towilla, as we said, so she could go and do drugs.
Now, hospital staff said they were looking for her for about seven hours after she refused to sign a form that said she was leaving against medical advice.
And an officer later found her at a friend's house on Upland Drive in To Willa where she admitted to smoking fentanyl.
She also said that, quote, she did not relinquish her rights to the hospital, but that she had planned on returning to the medical center later on to be with her baby.
Now, according to police, the woman had multiple warrants for her arrest that existed before the weekend, and that she has a long history of substance abuse.
Of course, a disturbing case.
We've chosen to remove the mother's name because of safety issues and because of safety to that child.
But of course.
I bet if it was a man, it would be a public record.
Stick with Fox 13.
It would be a public record.
I bet you.
All right, girl lived with a mother addicted to heroin.
And we're going to put a link in the chat.
So if you guys have a story, I'm either a mother you know addicted to something, or if you're a single dad, you dated someone addicted to it.
I'll go over the call rules, but just start thinking of your stories.
There's a link in the chat.
My baby girl.
Tori Brinkman has always been a survivor, born 15 weeks early, a tiny pound and a half.
And that was just the beginning of her story.
For the first 10 years of her life, she lived with a mother addicted to heroin.
Their history together shows how savage the grip of addiction can be.
Today, Tori is a remarkably composed 14-year-old telling her story her way.
What do you remember about those early years and your mom?
She never ate.
She'd have maybe a Coke a day, no water, and then go right back to bed.
And she'd never take care of me, never feed me.
I had to feed myself.
I consider myself as a parent and my mom the kid.
Do you think your mom sold drugs?
Yeah, I know she did.
She got in trouble for that?
Uh, yeah.
Um, one time, I think I was around seven or eight, she actually made me do a drug deal for her.
A drug deal?
Like, what did she ask you to do?
She puts some either heroin or crocade in a napkin or something, and she said, run up to that house, go get the money, and give this to him.
Tori says she never got any health care growing up.
None until I was 10.
Never went to the dentist.
I had never been to the dentist before.
What about pediatrician?
Helped her.
No, nothing.
Her mom told Tori not to tell anyone about the things she saw in their home, but Tori would call her grandparents when they ran out of food.
Three years ago, Lillian and Richard were awarded legal custody.
When she first came to live with us permanently, she was blaming herself.
Maybe if I was better, mom wouldn't have done the drugs.
And it wasn't just Tori's mom abusing heroin in their home.
It was also her uncle, the closest person Tori had to a father figure.
What happened to your uncle?
He passed away November 20th, 2015, from a drug of herdose.
Heroin?
That must have been super hard for you.
Yeah, because, I mean, he basically took care of me instead of my mom.
Like, if my mom was asleep, he'd take care of me.
And so it was just, it was, it was sad.
Hang on.
You want a Kleenex?
I have one.
I got one over here.
Okay.
Come here.
This is really hard stuff to talk about.
At 14 years old, Tori has seen enough pain for a lifetime, making her spirit and attitude today all the more impressive.
Here's a big question.
Okay.
Why are you talking to us?
Because I want to spread awareness of how drugs have not only affected my life, but have probably affected a lot of other kids' lives.
And I want to just like help people.
Tori's mother knows that she's sharing this story.
She's been sober now for she can make it to like 20.
Me and Doug MPA were talking about this.
Make it to 20 and not do drugs or start in OnlyFans.
That'll be a win for her.
Three years, she's working two jobs.
Now, I'm not saying crackheads are better.
I'd like to, I'm gonna, I'm gonna preface.
Tori tells us that she's proud of her mother and the two of them see each other every week and Lester with nearly a million people in the U.S. saying that they okay.
So, my question, my question: I'm not saying that crackheads are better, right?
I'm not saying that you should go and get a crackhead pregnant.
All I'm saying is, what's worse?
A crackhead who has the kid and then you never see again, or a modern woman who drags you to court for years.
So, call then.
Did your mom or a person's mom you know have a drug problem?
If you got a woman pregnant who was a drug user, what did you do?
And why do you think that women are not shamed as much as fathers for leaving their kids behind?
So, Doug MPA, I'm guessing you're on the line.
Is he there?
Maybe not yet.
He'll get on in a second.
But, so again, I want to reiterate: I'm not talking about the crackheads that keep custody, that they're better choices.
But hey, how's it going?
Is it the worst thing?
Hey, Doug MPA.
Hey, what's up?
So, what would you pick?
A modern woman who drags you to court for years or a crackhead who Fs off after the kid's born?
I mean, any way that a man could raise children by himself instead of a modern woman is a win.
Right there.
You know, what's the worst thing you have to deal with with a woman?
First off, a lot of crackheads, crackhead women, they started off really pretty.
How do you think they got all the drugs?
So, you probably had kids with a decent-looking woman, so your kids are going to turn out attractive, right?
And then all you have to do with is her trying to come back in every six or seven years, maybe?
Yeah, and all you got to do is give her some drug money, right?
And won't she go away or get find her a new drug dealer boyfriend or something?
I guess I'm echoing, so let me go out and come back in.
Oh, I can hear you okay.
Maybe there's okay.
So, people are saying that I'm echoing.
Hold on, let me check the YouTube.
Yeah, let me go up and come back in.
Okay.
Okay, weird.
Fix it.
Okay, okay.
Weird.
I can't hear it at all.
Doug MPA is going to come back.
Don't worry. It was working fine.
I don't know.
Is that better?
I could hear you fine the whole time.
The chat's going to have to tell us.
So you said the woman at least is going to be attractive.
I mean, yeah.
A lot of crackhead women, they get their drugs off their looks, right?
Yeah.
Or they start out that way at least.
They have to be attractive enough.
Because a lot of these crackhead women, for damn sure, aren't paying for it.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, they're not paying for it with money at least.
Yeah.
You know?
And then, guys, you got to pick a struggle.
First off, you know, over here, Pearl would never tell you.
Pearl thinks that marriage is a bad deal and having kids with a modern woman is a risk, but she's not telling you not to do either one.
You just need to mitigate risk and understand the consequences of doing so.
And pick your battles, man.
I think that the battles of having an absent mom who's loving drugs over her kids for a man is not the worst scenario in the world.
All I'm saying is, this is a strategy you could use.
I'm not saying it's the best one, right?
But all I'm saying is the guys that have had this situation, it seems a lot better than the guys that married TradCon women.
Yeah, you know, the ones who are a virtuous woman, like Andrew Wilson says, and then all of a sudden they get married and choose not to be virtuous and then deny the man sex,
nag him all the time, use the Bible to beat him over the head, and then divorces him and takes half of his stuff and then still change because these trad cons, they can do all this stuff to a man and still claim to be traditional as a single mom who divorced her husband looking for a stepfather.
Then you have the liberal purple-haired demons who are gonna remember feminist women, they want everything you have, but then to still call you the enemy and part of the patriarchy at the same time.
And you want to raise a kid with either of those two women?
No, I don't think so, man.
No way.
Noob.
Crackheads are the wave, fellas.
I thought I'd come up with this.
She told me the title in this show, and I'm like, wait, what?
No, okay, because this is like the third guy where they told me their situation.
And I just thought, you know, the worst divorces I ever heard were from Christian women.
Where the crackhead women, like, half the time, they don't even want their kids.
They want to go do crack.
You know what I mean?
They don't want, they're like, here, take the kids so I can go do my crack.
Now, that might be frustrating as a father.
You might think my kid deserves a mother, but I would argue that no mother is better than a bad, manipulative, condescending, bitchy, naggy, fake, abuse, charge-giving, narcissistic feminist.
You might as well just have a crackhead.
And if you think about it, crackheads are probably the most honest women.
Sex workers and crack and crackheads are the most honest women out there.
Because what do I always say with Pearl?
I say nothing is more important to modern women than their own selfish desires.
But crackheads and sex workers aren't even trying to hide that.
Crackheads are like, you know what?
I'm selfish.
I want to do my drugs over my kids.
Instead, they're trying to mask it in this female empowerment and feminism or this fake trad con garbage.
You know what I'm saying?
Completely.
Okay.
Let's bring up.
You're going to bring on Shiv.
I think he'd have a good take on this.
Yeah.
Zubli, are you there?
Yep, it's Shiv.
Oh, what's up, man?
Let us know what's going on.
Oh, man.
I would rather have a crackhead.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
Long as she's not doing crack during the pregnancy, like let's say she develops this after and the kid's born, I get 100% custody of the kid.
I probably can eat a judge will at least see that I don't have to give half my money.
Maybe give her like three grand a month so she could buy crack.
Um, and then I can raise the kids.
And we all know single fathers do just as good as two-parent households, so it's kind of a win-win, right?
Yeah, that's what that's what I said.
If you could get a healthy kid, the guy I met the other day, I asked him, I'm like, did he have any defects?
Is he slow?
Like, how is the kid doing?
He said he came out healthy.
I'm like, if you can get past that hurdle, like, I don't know.
What would your strategy be if you got a crackhead pregnant to like keep her somewhat sober?
Ooh, that's a good question.
Let me on Z.
I will make your point.
Okay, Daniel, you can come on next.
Click the Zoom in the chat.
Go ahead.
I feel like you would just because the crackheads do want to quit.
So I just put her in like the most extensive, expensive, like rehab program for nine months.
And then after be like, I'm not.
Do they really, though, Shiv?
Do they really?
I feel like they do because they always have that moment like of realization.
Like they always have like one day a month where they go, oh, you know what?
Maybe I should get off this.
So you just have to catch it early and then put them in rehab.
I'm trying to think what else you could do.
Can they legally keep an adult there?
That's a good question.
I mean, couldn't you do this?
Couldn't you like go find like a friend of yours that like has a lot of tattoos and looks like a drug dealer and then just like have him sell her the crack, but it's like fake crack.
It's like bum crack.
And like, you know, so you just like make her think she's going to a dealer, but you're in on it.
We're thinking outside of the box here.
I like this.
Yeah.
She's really just like lighting up like sugar and injecting it in her veins.
I wonder how much because you see Scarface, haven't you, Shiv?
Yeah.
I wonder how much it costs Tony Montana to be with his wife, who was a straight-up freaking cokehead the whole.
How much does it cost for a man with money to maintain his drug addict wife?
It's whatever your income is, that plus another 20%.
So you're like, it's whatever he made, it was somehow more.
Like she had to be the most expensive woman on earth, right?
I would imagine.
I think a crackhead would be pretty cheap.
A crackhead would be, but no, see, a crackhead would be cheap, but she was into like the cocaine and Starface.
All the guys.
All the guys are.
Cocaine's expensive.
Crack's cheap.
Who cares about that?
All the guys I've talked to said they could put her on child support.
Some do, some don't.
And obviously she's never going to pay it, right?
But still, you know, the fact that she could be legally obligated to pay you, that never happens ever.
Yeah.
I mean, you know what's funny?
Look, those kids in those videos, they sounded really smart, right?
Like, am I crazy?
They grow up very self-sufficient.
Yeah.
Those kids sounded smart.
Like, I meet a lot of five, 10, and 15-year-olds.
They're dumb as a box of rocks.
Those kids sounded really intelligent.
Those kids sound like they're ready to go to Harvard.
So, like, I don't know.
I feel like if I had a modern woman, my kid would be like, you know, doesn't even know like their ABCs at like 14.
Yeah, the modern woman would be teaching the manipulation tactic.
So you know, they would know their hundred genders, right?
Yeah.
Like, how gender fluid they are.
And they would be nagging you, too.
Do you want to let in Daniel?
Is he in the rating room?
Apparently, he wanted to make the whole.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if he was pro or against, but let's just bring him on the panel.
We could keep, we could do today.
We'll panel show this one.
I'll bring Daniel Daniel Ludi on.
Let's go.
Daniel, are you there?
Yes, I am.
Hey, Daniel, how's it going?
It's going well.
What do you have to say on the topic?
Do you know from personal experience, have you had a kid with a crackhead?
Did you know one?
No, I had one with someone that is traditional.
Okay.
I like when stories start like that.
Let's go.
Let's get into it.
Okay.
I grew up in Oklahoma and I joined the army at 17 years old.
Right?
Okay.
Okay.
I moved to Arkansas because my adopted little brother, who was horribly abused when he was an infant.
My parents adopted him, but my little brother, John, is just the same as my brother, right?
my older brother right um i went to afghanistan for two and a half years Okay.
For my now ex-wife, because she did not want to move away from her mom.
And we grew up Church of Christ.
Oh, wow.
Think hardcore this, right?
But, anyways, on the three times I came back, no sex because she's too busy playing World of Warcraft.
That's so freaking wild.
And then, like, when I complain, I'm the villain.
But at the same time, after 20 years, here is my shadow box.
I think the zoom background is kind of...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can't see through the background, but it's fine.
Yeah.
As an E8 IG superintendent, I'm the most beta male ever.
I'm competent on my job.
I can do this.
But my ex-wife, when I retired, stole $120,000 from my bank account that was joint before she filed separation.
Okay.
Yes.
I had to spend more than $40,000 defending myself for laundry detergent and not getting to see my kids on fucking Father's Day as she stole the kids a state away.
I give up my six-figure job and move back and achieve what she has not done in the five years previous.
You know, like a job as a probation officer, state police, insurance, dental vision, etc., right?
And the judge is like, here are six more days.
And I will not lie, that happened at the same time that the war in Afghanistan ended that I fought for 16 years and spent more than two years in the country for.
It completely broke me.
How could it not?
We've had a couple of veterans on here say that, a combat veteran say that it was easier to deal with a combat situation than their own ex-wife.
Yeah, you don't know which place is the real war, right?
Absolutely.
Like, it doesn't make sense.
And while I live in very rural Arkansas, I do not understand the racism.
I do not understand the, and I'm very right-wing.
I grew up in Oklahoma.
Okay.
And grew up in the Church of Christ.
But I don't understand the people around me.
I don't understand how the court system is.
If that's what I fought for, when I just want to have my kids 50-50, when my ex-wife is so goddamn lazy, still does not have a full-time job.
And I changed every single diaper, me or one of the grandparents, except for two, when my oldest son was born, the first 60 days he was born.
I don't understand.
How old is your youngest kid?
Like, how many more years do you have of this?
My youngest is 11.
Okay.
Another seven.
Are you in a lot of child support?
Yes.
Like more than a grand a month, two grand?
It's $700 now.
$700?
Okay.
But my house payment is $1,000.
Yeah.
No, $700 is a lot.
I think the average is like $200.
In rural Arkansas, not like that.
You would have preferred a kid with a crackhead, huh?
Daniel sold me.
I'm marrying a crackhead.
Yeah, I'm telling you, if you could find a woman, they'll just leave and leave you with the kids.
That's the idea.
I mean, you know, crackhead isn't the only way to go.
You see the stories where what other women would want to leave?
Bro, the modern women are addicted to Adderall.
It's meth.
Talk about.
So you might as well get a crackhead.
You know what I mean?
These freaking E-Prey love women.
I went on a workship and met a guy I thought was my soulmate.
So I came home from my workship and broke up with my husband.
Or I left my husband and lived in Austria for two years.
Yeah, it could happen.
You could buy the ticket and be like, do you know what, honey?
Go find yourself for 18 years.
It's even worse.
Right?
A travel nurse?
No, I said it gets even worse.
Okay, keep going.
Okay?
Because me moving back here and giving up my six-figure job to work for a 13 an hour job for six more days a year right, saves my kids more than a dozen doctor visits a year that are not necessary compared to the previous three years.
Why did you?
Did she always think your kids were sick with something?
Yes, you got to call and we're going to do a show on that.
Like mothers always thinking like they're dying or the kids are dying.
Well uh yeah, you should call in women.
Go ahead, women's health elves that's what we're gonna call it.
Where these women, they they believe in some kind of weird woo-woo with their health, or they forget, or they don't want to go to the doctor to get treatment, or they don't want to take their kids to the doctor to get treatment.
Yeah, we're gonna do a whole show on that.
Yeah, like they think.
they think that they'll pay the doctor and then be thinking the doctor's lying to them well you're good my greatest thing is is f the state of arkansas
There are going to be down at least 300 grand because it broke me and i'm 100 permanent and total ptsd from dealing with this bullshit.
Yeah, how can you not what?
Like I can understand the war, with my degree in history, etc.
But I cannot understand how anyone can be this evil yeah, that's one.
So I always say that feminism, let's say life, is never going to be fair for men.
Feminism is women advocating for their lives to be so.
The only way for things to be equal is women are advocating for their lives to be just as difficult for them as it is for men.
And you, you're seeing more and more women not enough, but solely having this, have it, having to suffer from this system every single um.
Mary J Belias is paying her extra 55 000 in in alimony.
Adele had to pay her husband a hundred million dollars.
Kelly Clarkson paid her husband 55 million.
All these women are having to pay child support.
They're advocating for themselves to suffer under this age system, and it's great now.
Now it's not going to be a dent until i'm off this planet, but we're literally starting to see progress.
Though I don't think we're seeing progress yeah, I don't know if I think it's gonna get better, but you're making the case for the crackheads, though I would rather like if you could go back.
If you could go back okay, and you had to pick gun to your head, had to pick.
Your kids are healthy, but you you, you got pregnant.
The woman you got pregnant, or a woman addicted to drugs, that who would choose the drugs over the kids and go leave.
Just give me the kids.
Yep, there you go.
Yeah, the crackhead.
Well, we're glad that i'm not making this up.
I literally they made my ex-wife, Stephanie change.
She says her name in the hospital after a level five episiotomy before she was done And I was in the military, so I got the 60 days, whatever, right?
The day I had to go back to work, 12-hour shifts, right?
She's crying.
I don't know how to change the baby's diaper.
And so, sounds about right.
So, basically, I'd rather be in Afghanistan with a crackhead than in America with a modern woman.
Hand me a gun and a vest.
I'm out.
I'm done.
Well, I'm done.
I look at like the dating market, right?
Is um, I had a plan.
Okay, I spent 20 years of my life killing people.
My name is on the blame line for more than 10,000 people die right here, right now.
Here's the grid coordinates.
Here is my signature.
I'm down for it, right?
I do that, and I'm like, okay, fine, I'll be a nurse.
I want to help people.
So I have to pay alimony.
I already have a degree, but I need all of the math and science courses again.
So for like two or three years, I do all of the prerequisites, working a 40-hour job, driving 8,000 miles a month to see my kids to go to an accelerated nursing program.
That if you already have a Bachelor of Science, you get it in three semesters, 20 plus hours, right?
Get a full RN, right?
Okay.
The second semester in, I fail out of one course.
I say fail because you have to have an 82%.
I got an 80.5%, right?
In one class, I gave up my six-figure job.
I'm doing this.
The local judge is one of the 4% of all judges that does not have Zoom calls for like child support.
So I'm overpaying.
I got to take student loans out to do it.
I failed the one course.
So now it's going to be like three or four.
And I haven't been in debt in 10 years because I've done everything right as the most beta male ever.
I'm competent.
You went to Afghanistan and took bullets.
If you're beta, what the fuck am I behind a computer?
That's what I'm saying.
I was about to say that.
Well, what I mean by that is, I'm not the high school quarterback.
I'm not the funny guy at every situation.
I'm the type of friend that your friends will.
Well, you're making six figures in Arkansas.
That's like making $10 trillion in California and New York.
But like, I don't understand.
It has completely broken me.
I will not lie.
Well, like the like the well, the complete and utter I have told three-star generals to go fornicate themselves and got away with it.
Well, we're glad that you're still fighting, man.
And you know, and I don't walk through the infer for like my kids, but like the dating market now is like, what the hell?
When I was in St. Louis, there was actually one woman that's like the she's the feminine version of me that I gave up and never took a chance on because I have to stop my kids from being abused.
Why take the 1% chance?
Well, uh, well, we're glad to hear your story.
You keep fighting, man.
We actually have a whole panel of callers.
Yeah, absolutely.
And thank you, thank you so much for your service.
Yeah, an E8, man.
We're talking to a real-life superhero.
Yeah.
And E8's no joke.
So thank you for my service.
Be worthy of the sacrifice.
But y'all have a wonderful day.
Have a good one, buddy.
Call it anytime.
Okay.
All right.
I see someone in here, and it is in a different language.
So my hand's going to hover.
Okay.
So, oh, I think he was here before.
Yes, I have.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Welcome back.
Yeah.
So when it comes to the market.
Security cameras.
Remember, Ham, yes.
Yeah, I do.
Welcome back.
So, modern woman or crackhead.
Who are you picking?
If down to my head, crackhead for similar reasons as other gentlemen was saying he'll leave and I'll have the kids and all that stuff.
I was earlier today found this YouTuber from Russia.
He's in the Redspill, Red Bill space in Russia, but he went a little bit darker, closer to a dark, dark, dark red or dark black pill.
I would say, even okay.
So there's he found for him and a whole bunch of other men a type of woman that will not cause all the headaches that we have today.
Okay.
Who's that?
So I will actually list here.
Okay.
It's a pros and cons.
I'll start with the pros and end with cons of the crackhead or a different type of woman.
Oh, totally different.
Okay, go ahead.
It's called they call them improved women.
So here's what the pros are: there's no headaches, meaning that she'll never say no to sex, which is rare, almost impossible.
Then she'll never bitch.
She will not become like one of those 304s who's looking for themselves.
There's no limits on which holes you want to use.
She will not file for divorce.
She will not take your half of your stuff.
Men can leave her any time.
She will not use drugs.
Pretty much, she will not.
There's not going to be any expenses on her except for one when you buy her a ticket to get to you.
She will never claim like SA or grape.
She will not be a feminist.
She will not lie.
And she will.
Where is this woman?
Where is she?
Well, I'm actually going to show you some pictures of those women in a second.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Before you continue, you're from the Caucas region, right?
I am.
Okay.
Are you there now or like?
No, I'm in South Dakota.
Okay.
Because, like, you have a cheat code, man.
You have a whole other culture in a whole other part of the world where you can find women at.
You don't have to subject yourself to these American people.
I mean, what are you doing?
People in that region are fucked as well.
So trust me.
Are you serious?
Oh, okay.
Hold on.
How?
How?
Same exact issue.
No, are you serious?
Dog FBA.
We talked about this.
It's the same level.
It's worldwide 304 horror, man.
Oh, come on.
But he's got this list.
Where are these women?
So there's only two downsides, though.
Okay.
She'll never cook and she'll never clean.
Are these hotels?
Yeah.
I mean, for me personally, I do not care for those two things because I do that myself.
I don't know if I can show you my app here.
I don't know if we want to show hook or something.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, yeah, we will.
Anyways, the answer is simple.
They switch to sex dolls.
Yeah, I kind of figured that's where you were going.
But I don't know.
I can never do the whole sex doll thing, man.
There isn't going to be a time in my lifetime where sex dolls will be, will not have stigma to them.
And I can even see the utility of it, but I just couldn't do it.
There's no circumstance where imagine if you met a guy in your industry, accomplished, who has everything going for him.
He says, hey, man, let's all hang out at my house.
And he had a little get-together at his house, and then he whips out, he introduces you to his sex doll.
You'd be like, wait, what?
Actually, they have parties.
Wait, what?
In South Dakota?
No, that's Russia I'm talking about.
I haven't met anyone in person in the U.S. yet, but I have met a few people who are using sex dolls here in the U.S. in different states.
I met them online.
How sad is that?
This is sad.
So the country in the area you're from is a bunch of modern women.
Like, how did that?
So how did that happen?
I've never been to Russia or Ukraine or any of those countries, but I was born and raised till I was 12 in Kazakhstan.
In Kazakhstan, it's a Muslim religion mostly right now.
It is still a bunch of 304s over there?
Yes.
Oh, please.
Just take like two minutes.
I'll give you one that is Asian Muslims.
Please explain this to me.
How?
I'm curious.
I'm flabbergasted myself.
Trust me.
I wish I knew the good answer to this question, but I do not have one.
It's just, I think it's with the introduction of Instagram.
And in Russia, there's a term for women who use Instagram.
Those are Instahos.
So.
How do you say it in Russian?
Uh, that's awesome.
Yes, yeah, that makes me sad, though.
I always thought that that you know, the that was one of the areas where you can find a more traditional woman, but you just crushed my dreams, man.
Yeah, they don't exist.
I mean, are there any women that you can have?
Well, kind of, but still, the if you're in somewhere like former Yossar countries, you're kind of because all of those countries have feminine laws and they came from Yossar, so it is what it is.
It's just with more information, yes, we get more information that's a positive for us guys and all that stuff.
We are able to use red pill as an exchange of notes and get better at things, but at the same time, women get bad information as well, such as like how to get more money out of the husband.
Here's like one of them: you would think if you have a house or a condo that you bought and you own it outright before you got married, and if she leaves you, that's your pre-marital asset, and then you can keep it.
But no, she will beg you and nag you to do like a renovation of a bathroom, for example, and that will constitute now marital asset.
You don't even have to do that and say it's like Washington, Oregon, and California.
All she all you have to do is marry her, and she lives there, yeah.
And then when she's divorced, it's her property because I was actually thinking about this because I got married in California and I got divorced in South Dakota.
South Dakota is not smart man.
Yep.
Well, I was just lucky, I didn't know the difference of the laws when I got to it.
It was fairly easy.
I mean, most of my life.
She probably looked it up afterwards and freaking kicked herself.
Yeah, because if she would have divorced you in Nevada or California, you would have been screwed, man.
Well, on paper, I was broke.
So, okay.
So, we got another vote for crackhead over modern woman for a second.
We're going to move on to the next caller.
Thanks for calling and calling anytime, okay?
Yep, all right, buddy.
Man, I was hoping that the stands, you know, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, to Tajikistan, one of those would have been a good place to find a decent woman.
I guess I was lied to.
God, man.
I don't know how you could have thought that with all the international women that were on the pregame dog computer.
Yeah, that's true.
You know, you know what's crazy?
I've seen every, I moderated every episode of the pregame show, every single one.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, I was there live.
All right, we're gonna go to Donnie Tyler.
It's too bad we should have had you on the show instead of Sarah.
I know, right?
Could you imagine?
Donnie, what's up, man?
Hey, Doug.
Hey, Pearl.
Hey, Donnie, how's it going?
Well, I'm again in better shape recently.
So I'm feeling good.
I got a birthday coming up, but I'll stay on topic.
Cool.
Crackhead or Crackhead or Modern Woman.
What are you picking?
Well, first off, hold on, hold on.
First off, happy birthday.
And second off, make sure to get yourself something on your birthday, man.
Because if you don't take care of you, no one else will.
And definitely any girlfriend you have or freaking any wife ain't gonna give you a decent present.
So make sure to buy something for yourself, okay?
Yeah, it's on the 18th, same birthday as Superman.
But I'll get to the point, buddy.
Go ahead.
This is going to piss you off, Pearl.
But I actually got to go with the modern woman.
All right.
And I'm going to tell you why.
Okay, listen.
You ever heard that Malcolm X quote where he was talking about how white conservatives were like wolves, but white liberals were like foxes smiling in your face?
Obviously, that's meant to show how deceitful white liberals, and you can apply it to conservative women, modern women.
But then the thing is, that fox, it's really a coin toss.
Like, like a progressive politician or a conservative woman, they might smile in your face and promise you something, but not deliver.
But with a crackhead, you got guaranteed failure.
You look up the stats on child abuse, five to 15 times more likely infanticide.
Like worst case scenario, more likely to murder children, more likely to burn the house down, more likely to have the worst complete fucking disaster.
Yes, we all know how bad the modern woman and the conservative woman is, but with a drug addict, you're basically guaranteed for a worst case disaster.
And real quick, I'm going to give a story.
Go ahead.
Well, I got two quick stories.
I know a friend of mine had a crackhead for a mother.
He was working, busting his ass, saving money.
His crackhead mother stole $20,000 from him.
People put the money in the bank, not in your mattress.
That's some dumb Mr. Krab shit.
If you keep your money in the bank, like, I mean, if you keep your money in the mattress, put your money in the bank.
It's insured.
But on a personal level, I have a cousin.
She's a fat, obese Lanwell for, no, no, she's probably like 50, 10, 400 pounds.
Her mother was a drug addict.
Her father was my uncle, one of my loser uncles.
And she's a train wreck.
She attracts the, she has no problem getting men, but the men she gets are like either losers or violent ass abusers.
And any good man that comes into her life, she just ends up cheating on them and she takes no responsibility.
So in a way, she's kind of a modern woman, but she was raised by the crackhead.
So she didn't have a good example.
So yes, yes.
Like with, I mean, I'll sum it up.
A modern woman can encompass any type of woman.
And you're taking a coin toss with anyone.
I mean, I mean, for heaven's sake, I mean, Pearl, technically, you're a modern woman.
I mean, you're a good modern woman, but technically, you're a modern woman, too.
And that's true.
You've done a lot.
You've done a lot to talk with men.
So, I mean, you're kind of proof not all women are bad.
Well, I appreciate the disagreement.
And I understand where you're coming from.
So you pick modern woman over crackhead.
I think a lot of modern women are terrible.
And I've seen a lot of crackheads going wild.
Maybe there's some good crackheads out there, too.
I've never seen it.
I didn't say good.
I said you could go to court and get the kids.
Well, actually, no, no, like even crackheads be winning these custody battles.
Oh, yeah.
Did your friend?
You got to be a crackhead to lose on most days.
So wait.
But thanks for having me.
Your friend?
Wait, wait, no, I had a question.
Your friend that was raised by a crackhead, did the dad fight for custody or did he just bounce?
I don't know him that well.
So I can't be sure.
We don't talk about it anymore, but I just know the crackhead story about his mom stealing.
No worries.
But thanks for having me.
It was nice talking with you again, uh, Doug, Pearly.
Bye-bye.
Thanks for calling in.
Calling anytime, all right.
Sorry, if you guys see me looking this way, I read the chat sometimes.
Um, all right, we got crackhead two, modern women one.
Shiv, are you after hearing that?
Have you swayed at all, or are you still team crackhead?
Shiv had to drop off because we have factory up next.
Factory, you're on mute, factory factory going once, factory going twice, and we're gonna have to bring up uh our good friend here.
I think you know who I'm talking about.
Jacob says, Pearl Reed, did you see the story about Emily Kissler, the influencer who used her three-year-old for clout on TikTok?
And then he tragically downed and she drowned, and she doesn't want the police report released.
No, I haven't.
Can you send that to me on Twitter?
Pearly things with a Z. Thank you to the chat on the website.
Um, if you guys, unlimited super chats on the website, sorry, who's the what's the name of the one that's in?
Gabe, are you there?
I'm here, Doug, Gabe.
How's it going, buddy?
Pretty good, uh, off-topic.
Uh, rest in peace to Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys.
And after some tough love from uh, Donovan Sharp recently, I um decided to start going to the gym for um the time being.
Wow, yeah, that's great.
What are you doing at the gym?
Elliptical, swimming.
I got some back problems that have to get checked out first before I start lifting weights.
It's probably gonna be a while before that happens, but you know, it's better than nothing.
Yeah, try to get your I'm sorry, Pearl.
What did you say?
Try to get your 10,000 steps a day.
You, you ever, it tracks it on your phone, so you don't even find some and Gabe.
Here's the thing: you gotta drink more water, man.
Oh, I drink water non-stop, non-stop.
Try to drink 96 ounces of water a day, and you'll see the weight start to come off.
I carry like one of those big jugs of water, like all the like betas do.
So just throwing that out there, but yeah, so what's your opinion on the topic if you had asked me this question?
Like when I was in my early 20s, I would have gone with modern women because simply because I mean, being raised by feminists and leftists, I even in like the leftist communities in the Bay Area, they are very anti-drug and don't like support drug use at all.
But having dealt with them my entire life, I don't think I would choose them.
It would be a huge gamble picking like the crackheads, but at least with the crackheads, I'd like to think that you would have an idea of what you're getting yourself into.
You know, I don't know, honestly.
I mean, like you gotta pick, gun to your head, gotta pick.
You know what?
I've grown up around crackheads too.
And so, you know what?
I'll go with the crackhead.
Yeah, you know, I mean, I don't know.
It would be a tough, it would be a tough decision to make, but yes, crackhead.
I've seen instances of the very few cases of women that, yes, like everyone says in this space, you know, that will lose custody of you know, kids or whatever that you know were, you know, in fact, crackheads, some classmates of mine in high school that went down the wrong path and whatnot, and either lost kids or whatever, had kids out of wedlock.
I mean, it was a big shit fest 20 years ago when I was in high school in the height of the emo era.
Nice.
So, all right, crackhead for that.
This show, we had crackheads for the win, really.
Doug MPA, what about you?
You're dating right now.
If you had the opportunity, well, first off, you know, I don't want kids, but second off, I have to agree with the E8 that was on here.
Give me the kids.
You know, I'll take any circumstance where I can avoid a modern woman because I always say one of the worst parts to having a kid in the United States is that you have to have a kid with one of these modern women.
If you can avoid her being there, you win.
Yeah, and it's a little bit.
I have one last opinion.
I have one last opinion.
I've seen a couple instances of modern women that drove that were not necessarily crackheads themselves, but drove their kids to being crackheads and then ended up losing their kids.
Like their kids ended up passing away from drug addiction because they were modern women, or the moms were crackheads because they were modern women and insufferable parents, basically.
Because the way I'm thinking, if you get a girl pregnant, there's a good chance she might abort the kid anyway.
So you could get a modern woman pregnant, and one out of three women are killing their kids.
So there's no even guarantee that either gets the kid to term.
But at least one is likely going to go away after the birth.
Crack it, Dustin says crackheads are always better because better to get to do anything, you just got to give them some crack.
I'm out for now.
All right.
Thanks for calling it.
Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys.
I was here talking to you, buddy.
All right.
Bye.
Yeah, ladies, this is what we've driven men to do.
They're picking crackheads over us.
All right.
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Factory, are you there?
I am.
Can you hear me?
We can.
How's it going, Factory?
I am doing well.
Thank you very much.
I've been wanting to actually talk to you for quite a while, Lar Pearl.
Nice.
Well, I'm glad we made it happen today.
What are you thinking?
Modern woman or crackhead?
Well, here's the issue.
I actually haven't really, I didn't catch what the actual topic was.
Could you just reiterate it to me and I'll actually give you an opinion?
I'll break it down to you.
So, so if you have a kid, we're talking about if you have a child, right?
If you have a child with a modern woman, she's probably going to be a fake trad con who's going to sell you virtue at the beginning and then stop being virtuous, beat you over the head with the Bible, and then divorce you and take half your crap and then still claim to be traditional, be a single mother out here.
Or you're going to end up with some blue-haired feminist who's going to call you a misogynist the whole time while she's living off your money and then divorce you and take half your stuff and then probably transition your kid later on in life.
Or you can have a kid with a crackhead who will choose the drugs over the kid and leave you and the kid to go do drugs.
Yeah.
So okay.
I'm going to throw another option in there.
There is actually no, okay, just to give you a bit of background.
I got involved in what would become the men's movement in 1992.
Okay.
So I've been involved all the way through.
Paul Elam knows me, so does Karen Strong.
So does Ellenston team.
And we've all, I've been in, well, Karen's in Allison's living room.
And Paul actually saved my life once.
So he can actually tell you all about that.
He doesn't like me much, but he did that a few years ago.
But what I will tell you is that there's a paucity of very good women out there.
I agree.
But what I will say is that there are some women that actually really have resisted the crap that's been going on in the world.
And they really are.
I wouldn't say, I mean, if you're to go back to 1800 and ask if they're good women, they'd absolutely not.
They'd say absolutely not.
But in this day and age, it's about as good as you can expect.
And there are some women that really do actually respect men and like them still.
I mean, not many, but there are some.
So you're rolling the dice.
You're crazy to get into that slot machine.
Let's put it that way.
I mean, it's yeah, I mean, I like to go to Vegas as much as an ex-guy if I have the odds.
No.
I just had a gun to your head, modern woman or crackhead.
You got to pick one.
Well, I'll tell you, I mean, a crackhead is probably more redeemable, to be honest.
I do have one question for you, though.
They said if you could actually.
You could go just one second.
I just try to read the super chats.
They say you sound like the viral Yeti.
Do you know who that is?
I do not.
Okay.
I don't know.
I was just got to make sure.
Okay, go ahead.
Sorry.
Back in the day, a long time ago, back in the before times, I developed kind of a web zine.
I wanted to make it look like a PDF down like a magazine, et cetera, to take the posts that people were saying at the time, the articles people were writing at the time, and kind of make them kind of solidified in time.
And they started in October of 2009 and went for one more year, for one year after that.
So October to, I think, November of 2010.
And in that time, the term manosphere, correct, became something.
the term i can tell you exactly where the term red pill became popular actually um that was actually that was the question Got to get to the question.
What's the question?
You were going to ask Pearl a question.
Yeah, I'm just asking if you're interested in having this magazine to peruse.
12 issues, and it was done at the exact time that the menstruator came into existence, and it encapsulates the time that the term the red pill became a thing.
I can tell you all sorts of different stuff about that, but this will actually show you exactly where all of these terms, all the stuff that people are talking about right now today, it's old hat to me.
We were talking about it in like 05, 06, but was solidified like 2009, 2010, and then became kind of, it became known as the Manaster.
But it's sure.
Yeah.
If you're interested, I'd be more than happy to send you a link.
Are you on Twitter?
I am on Axe, yeah.
Oh, I can't change it.
If you message me on Twitter, I check my DMs there.
So it's open.
If you just say you're the, that you called in, I'll see it.
Yeah, I mean, I'd be more than happy to send that to you because I think that like I've watched you, probably three or four other content.
I've been watching you since you went to the thing at LA, or sorry, Vegas, the pickup artist thing.
I don't know why.
That's funny.
Yeah, and I have a very similar story about that, but I'm not getting into that right now.
But I will actually, I would like to send you this.
I would like you to see the reason why I did this was because I thought that there was a lot of things being said that were going to be concrete and important in the future.
So I wanted to kind of freeze them in time, and that's exactly what this magazine is about.
So I'd like to send you a link so you can actually have it and just read them all in the order they came.
And you'll find that a lot of the issues that we're talking about today were pretty strongly criticized back then.
Sure.
Yeah.
If you send it on Twitter, I'll see it.
Okay, I will absolutely send it in.
In the meantime, I got to say, like, we kind of dunk on women quite a bit, but they fucking deserve it.
What?
Do you have a channel or something?
No, I got nothing.
I'm just a guy.
Oh, okay.
I wasn't sure.
But I'd be more than happy to send you the link.
And you talk to any of those people will know exactly who I am.
So ask them whose factory is.
Karen Strun and I have gotten inebriated once or twice together.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, thank you so much for calling in.
Okay.
Call in anytime.
Yes.
Thanks for taking my call.
I appreciate it.
Okay.
Next up, we have Aleppa is coming in.
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Wow, Aleppa is coming in.
Aleppa, are you there?
You're on mute.
Aleppa, how's it going?
You're on mute.
Aleppa going once.
Aleppa going twice.
You are going back into the waiting room.
Well, okay.
So we have two more regulars.
We're going to give them four minutes apiece.
Okay.
So we're going to do I'll Fight You Naked is up next.
Oh my gosh.
I'll Fight You Naked.
There, you're on mute.
I'll fight you naked.
Are you there?
You're on mute.
Sorry, it skips around.
There's something funny that happens when you put me on.
Like it, the screen flips around, and then I can't find the button.
But I'm cool.
You hear me?
Yep.
How's it going?
I'll fight you naked.
Pretty good.
I'm glad I don't have to worry about any of this stuff.
I've been with the same girl for 16 years now.
But just as a thought exercise, I went through it.
And I'd have to say, if the goal is just to have a child that you can take care of, and you kind of know things are going to go south with the woman, you'd have to go for crackhead just because of practicality.
And that's not really a slam on women.
It's just you have all the cards with a crackhead because anything you want, you just get them some crack.
And when they're pregnant, you can just go full-on black snake moan and chain them to a radiator for the duration so that they don't accidentally smoke the baby out.
And then if they go to the police, who's going to believe a crackhead?
Yeah, and no one's going to be looking for them.
You can control their diet.
You know, make sure they're eating all organic fish oil and everything, all that stuff.
You just got to, you know, make sure they can't get in touch with anybody.
And what are they going to do?
A crackhead's going to run to the police and rat you out.
And you're like, I don't know what she's talking about, man.
She's on a bender.
And then at the end of it, like, maybe going through the experience of pregnancy and having a baby sober and going through withdrawals, maybe she turns around, turns over a new leaf.
And if not, you can always just slip a little bit of fentanyl in the crack.
And you've got a tragic story, and you're literally let the problem solve itself.
So just from a completely Machiavellian standpoint, you have to go with the crackhead.
Okay.
All right.
See you later.
I thought he was going to have a butt.
I thought he was going to have a butt.
Just because he's waiting for the punchline, and there is no punchline.
Yeah, he just ended it.
The crackheads are really winning.
You know, I'm okay with disagreements, guys.
You can come in and say, Pearl, you're too bitter.
You're wrong.
You're a doom.
You can come up and say, I don't mind.
You know what I mean?
Don't ever feel like you can't disagree.
But the crackheads are really winning today.
Hey, they said, not less drugs, more drugs.
I'm sorry, go ahead, Pearl.
They said in the chat, not less drugs, more drugs.
Aleppa, are you there?
You said try you again in the chat.
So I brought you back in.
You're still not here.
They said crackheads for the win.
Huge L for women.
There you are.
Hi, sorry.
What was your name?
Aleppa.
That's what it's on the computer.
Okay.
All right.
Thanks for calling in.
Aleppa, my sander girl.
Crackhead or modern women.
Who are you picking?
Well, I'm new to your channel, right?
So I'm not really see much of your stuff.
But I guess I have an interesting question as well.
But Crackhead, what do you say?
Yeah, which one are you picking?
You gotta have a kid with one, a modern woman or a crackhead.
Did you catch the beginning of the show or no?
Okay.
I haven't seen you alive.
I just seen you alive.
Let's see what's happening, and then this is what's happening.
I'll outline it for her real fast.
So, let's say you're going to have a kid, right?
And it's either okay, if you choose a modern woman, you're going to get either a fake trad con who says that she's traditionally conservative, she's going to sell you on virtue until you get married.
She's not going to be virtuous, she's going to use the Bible to smack you over the head to try to get you to do what she says.
You're going to be sexless, and then she's going to divorce you and take happier stuff.
Or, odds are in the West, you're going to get the Trad Con, or you're going to get some liberal feminist who's going to talk about misogyny and a patriarchy.
You marry her, and you're still going to get divorced, and she might transit your kid later on down the line, or you can have a kid with a crackhead, and she'll choose the drugs over the kid, and she'll leave you and the kid alone.
Well, I'll be honest, man.
I mean, I've kind of personal experience with this, you know what I'm saying?
Because I've actually been with both.
So, I understand.
I'd say crackheads are modern women because I mean, that's kind of the reality I'm saying.
I mean, I'll be honest with you, like, so I think they're both the same thing, but if I still really choose, of course, I'd say that's probably modern woman.
Okay, so you wait, so you said you dated both, like, actually, yeah, okay.
So, could you tell me the two experiences, like compare and contrast them?
Uh, oh, well, one did crack, one didn't.
No, some lifestyle stuff, you know, some lifestyle stuff, some financial stuff, differences, things like that, ideals kind of morality as well.
Did you have kids with both of them, or no?
Did you have kids with either?
No, I had kids with a non-crackhead one.
Oh, okay.
Do you are you happy with the choice, or would you because you know, if you had kids with the crackhead, you probably would have full.
I don't know what your custody situation is, though.
I don't know what your custody situation, but you'd probably have full custody.
You just have to go to court and say, Your honor, she's on crack, right?
And then you'd have the kids.
So, you know, would that be more favorable to your situation now?
Or no, definitely not.
Oh, okay.
You're happy with the non-crackhead choice.
Yeah, I understand.
Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely.
Okay, we got another.
Go ahead.
Did you have a general question for Pearl at all?
I just seen the title, and I thought to myself, that's quite interesting because, like, I need to go on here.
Like, I think they're kind of synonymous.
You're saying crackheads are better than modern women.
I just thought to myself, I think they're kind of the same thing.
So, so, what was your experience dating a woman?
Like, that was a full-blown drug addict.
How long did you date?
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
It gets interesting.
The crackhead when I met her, I didn't know she was a crackhead at first.
So, it took about three, three, four months or something like that for that to be figured out.
And then I was like, whoa, and then that kind of finished, you know?
So, yeah.
Was it over right away?
Was sex good enough where you were like, okay, she's on crack.
But sex is good.
I think the thing is that when I met her, I think she when I met her, I think she'd stopped using.
And then, like, for three months, this wasn't using, wasn't using, wasn't using at all.
And then just one night, I kind of figured it out.
I kind of, you know, seen something I shouldn't have seen.
I was like, oh, no way.
No chance to get that too far.
You know what I'm saying?
So, did you find her stash or something?
No, man.
I was out partying.
And we were trying to have me and her going somewhere, going to my pal's house, things like that.
And then ended up in a house.
I was steaming, obviously.
I was drunk, steaming.
I'm Scottish, so you probably don't understand me quite well, but I so ended up getting stealing man and fucking she was on a gaff in the house and then she was just there using crack.
I was like, oh, had to do the B1, you know, had to run.
She looked a little too familiar with the crackpipe.
Like, how do you know how to do it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, 100%.
I was like, wait a minute.
That doesn't make any sense.
So it was over right after that night, or did you have a conversation about it?
Oh, no, there was no conversation.
I was just like, but I'm telling your family.
Did you tell her family?
Oh, yeah, because I was close to her family as well.
So I was like, you know, so I'm like, I think Sham's the best object to make somebody change her.
So what did they say?
Oh, I don't, that's too deep.
Okay.
Respect.
Respect.
That's too deep.
Yeah.
So thanks anyway.
That was me.
That was me.
That's why that was it.
All right, buddy.
Thanks for calling in.
Oh, you're welcome.
Modern woman, modern woman plus one.
All the way from Scotland.
That's a Scottish accent.
Yeah.
What's the ratio?
It's like 5-2 crackheads up.
The only reason why I can understand Scottish people is because The Train Spot is one of my favorite movies.
Like, I know that movie, you're not going to know it, bro.
Because you're way too young.
But Train Spot is one of the greatest movies ever.
I've watched that movie enough times where I could understand a Scottish person talking.
All right.
We're going to let in Paul.
Paul Fetters.
Paul, are you there?
Paul?
I'm here.
What's going on, Paul?
How are you?
Oh, hang on, real quick.
I need to mute this.
I'm here.
So who are you picking?
Modern woman or crackhead?
100% the crackhead.
Have to go with the crackhead.
And this is the funny part about this is I had this conversation probably 10-15 years ago with a friend of mine.
He was like, I want to have like a child, but I don't like know any women.
How do I go about doing this?
And I want it to be like, you know, I don't want to adopt some like little black baby or whatever.
Like, I want my own child from me.
And I was like, dude, just go impregnate, you know, a drug user.
And then when you're sitting in front of a judge, you know, you're going to get the kid.
You're going to get the kid.
So definitely go with the crack.
Go with the crack girl.
So did your friend take the advice?
He did.
He absolutely did.
And she didn't end up being a crack woman.
I think it was more along the lines of like heroin or something, but he did.
No way did he get the woman.
The baby is slightly autistic, but his son is slightly autistic.
But yeah, he did.
Is the kid functioning?
Like, yeah, no, I mean, well, I mean, I mean, he's not like a mute or anything, but, you know, it's like, whatever.
You know, he likes the kid's obsessed with Legos and, you know, nothing.
Yeah, he's just, he's autistic.
I mean, that's obviously not ideal, but, you know, I mean, he got, he got the kid he wanted.
That is the happy ending.
Wait, so did the crackhead like F off?
Did she ever try to get the kid?
She did.
She went to rehab and then they ended up going to court, but then she like flunked a drug test.
And the judge was just like, no, you know, you can fuck off.
And then she's not allowed to see the kid or him or anything like that.
Wow.
I can't believe that you actually, that someone actually had that idea.
So that's hilarious.
The cracks aren't going to win.
I know.
And that's why I had to call in.
I absolutely had to call in because of that.
But yeah, I mean, it is possible.
But, you know, when you think about it, though, you know, crackhead versus modern women, there's not even a whole lot of difference between them.
And I'm talking about modern Western women.
Like, I'm right now, I'm going through a divorce with a nurse.
And I swear, it's almost worse than like going through a divorce with like a stripper, you know?
They're like antidepressants and every other manner of medication.
Like, I don't know, your modern woman is damn near a crackhead.
Oh, okay.
So what made you, what made you marry the nurse instead of taking your own advice and going crackhead?
What?
Oh, well, you know, if you could go back, would you?
You know, I wouldn't take it back because it got two cute little babies out of it.
And, you know, I don't really know.
If I could go back and talk to my younger self, I don't know that I would do anything differently just because I got two great little kids out of the whole deal.
And I wouldn't have had them otherwise.
I'm guessing that that means the divorce isn't too terrible.
Like you get to see them as well.
Well, it's a disillusion.
Okay.
Is what we're doing.
So I'm trying to keep things.
Hopefully she doesn't end up looking at this stream.
But, you know, I'm trying to keep things like, you know, amicable and whatever just for the sake of the kids.
But, you know, I don't even really know whatever.
I'm so over it with fucking women.
You know, I don't, I don't ever want to deal with one for another, for the rest of my life.
But at least I got two cute little kids out of the deal.
Did you ever see that story?
There's this Asian girl who is a nurse at a hospital in LA and she was going into the room with all the narcotics and literally like shooting up and she freaking overdosed and they had to, she's already in the hospital, but she was stealing narcotics and she overdosed in the hospital because the judge were coming up missing.
So they installed a camera in there and then they were filming in there.
And then I think it was the first or second night with the camera.
She took too much and she nodded out and she OD'd in the same room with all the narcotics in it.
So a lot of these nurses, they have access to all the good stuff.
Honestly, the stories that just my soon-to-be ex-wife that she's come home with over the years are pretty astounding, you know?
And it's probably best that not a lot of people hear them because you probably, and she's, you know, she's not like a drug user or anything like that.
But yeah, a lot of them are.
And that's in hospitals everywhere.
These nurses.
But like I said, they're worse than strippers.
And I don't know, Peril, you probably have these statistics on it, but I think nurses are one of the highest divorce rates out there.
100% true.
Yeah, I've heard.
Go ahead.
Oh, yeah.
No, I was just going to turn it over to you.
But yeah, I think they're one of the highest divorce races out there.
And I have no idea really why, other than maybe, like, I don't know, women just aren't geared for this type of work or something.
I have no idea why, though.
Well, I'd imagine they're probably hooking up with the doctors, right?
And they probably get some hot patients in there, too.
They're like, people from all walks of life got to go to the ER, right?
Well, I think that nursing, so, well, because here's the thing.
Okay.
They increased the amount of spaces in optometry school and other parts of medicine where they've kind of cheapened the profession.
So now they have optometry.
Oh, and pharmacy.
So there was a time where there weren't Walgreens and freaking CBSs everywhere.
So pharmacists used to make a lot of money.
Optometers, they didn't used to have optometry all over.
Anyway, whatever.
So, but now you see them everywhere.
Well, they're trying to stop medical schools from increasing the amount of medical school spaces because they don't want to cheapen the profession where doctors are going to make a lot of money.
But the increase for medical care has come along.
So nurses have to do more.
Their job has kind of been masculinized a little bit instead of just having bed-sized manner and feeding people medicine and stuff.
So nurses work long hours.
You know, then you have this nurses are heroes.
We're saving everybody, which perfectly plays into that the nurturing that women are supposed to give to their families, they give to their jobs now.
See, so nurses work long hours for the business, admit that nurses are superheroes.
It's just toxic.
All sorts of are toxic now.
I'm like back in the 40s and the 50s where nurses were literally just bedside manner.
Take your medicine and just be nice.
You can go on TikTok right now and you see older nurses they complain about the Gen Z nurses because too many Gen Zs are graduating nursing school and expect not to take care of patients or hate hating or they hate taking care of patients.
Yeah.
And these women are like, what do you, what do you think was going to happen?
I hate patients.
I shouldn't have to, that's your job.
Understand I'm saying your average nurse is going to tell you that the families are worse than the patients.
Because half, you know, I mean, depending on what they're, who they're nursing, you know, who the patient is, half the time, like the patient's like knocked out.
But you have this family bitching at you day in and day out and everything else.
But yeah, I mean, and to your point about the AMA, you know, yeah, they capped off medical license or doctor's licenses a long time ago.
That was sort of like the start of the whole downfall and the raising of medical price of health care is you can only allow so many doctors.
So that means that the doctors that have these licenses, they just get paid out the ass.
Where, you know, that used to not be really a thing.
But yeah, I mean, nurses are like, well, I mean, I go back to my original point.
You know, there's just sort of like, they're like strippers that don't get naked.
They're not stable people generally.
Even the men, you know, they're just not, they're not, I don't know, they're just not right.
And I don't know if it's something about the profession.
And I don't know if it's if it's about the people that tend towards that profession.
I have no idea.
But yeah, if for anybody out there listening, Like, if you like start dating somebody and they're like, I'm going to become a nurse or I'm going to go into medical school or I'm going to become a nurse practitioner.
Like, run fast and far, you know?
And yeah, and just don't, just don't, don't put yourself through it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, we're coming up on two hours here.
We're going to wrap the show up, but thank you for calling in, Paul.
Call in anytime, okay?
Yeah, big fan, Pearls.
Keep up the good work, laddie.
Thanks for calling in.
I can't believe your friend took that advice.
That's hilarious.
That's a good story.
Crackheads won.
Ladies, the crackheads won.
This is not looking good for us today.
It wasn't even close.
It's like a 7-2 lead.
Robert M. Crackheads or Take or heroin or just druggies.
Say druggies.
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks for calling in.
Robert M says, ask if he shuts doors with his hips.
Okay.
I don't know what that means, but okay.
All right, Doug MPA, any final thoughts today?
Yeah, well, I was going to reiterate.
So just general messages, guys, if you can find a way to just avoid having some shrew, horrible woman be the mother of your children who's just ruining your life, your child's life, and you can get her to go away.
Take that shot, guys.
Yeah.
That would be preferable.
And I'm not telling you guys to do it or not do it.
All I'm saying is this is an option.
And apparently worked out for this guy's friend.
So if you're okay with a slightly autistic child, this could be for you.
Okay, well, thank you so much for contributing as always, Doug MPA.
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