Pearl Daily dives into the bizarre arrest of Turkish OnlyFans creator Azra A. Vanden (Sut Aknosetem) for allegedly attempting to sleep with 100 men in 24 hours, mirroring Lily Phillips’ viral stunt. Meanwhile, JD Vance’s dancing is mocked as "classy," while Melania Trump’s Botox rumors contrast Michelle Obama’s reported weight gain and marriage struggles amid divorce rumors. Dubai’s harsh laws—jailing a British woman for three months over taxi sex despite no evidence—highlight global hypocrisy, with the host blaming women for public nudity near kids. Testosterone drops are linked to plastics/pharma, but "Sassy Trucker" Tiara’s $1,360 passport bail and Elizabeth Polanko DeLo Santos’ five-month prison sentence expose how money and social norms override morality, even in online collaborations. [Automatically generated summary]
So, today we're going to start off talking about my favorite couple on the planet, Melania and Donald Trump.
Now, Melania has stood through Donald Trump thick and thin.
They have tried to assassinate this man.
She's been there.
They have tried to take him down.
They tried to put an affair on him, all this stuff.
She said, No, I stand by my husband.
And I wanted to start the show with just the cutest video of Donald and Melania doing their first dance.
At this after the 2025 inaugural UM inauguration at the Chief ball.
Look how cute.
Look how cute they are!
Melania cannot be in her 50s.
Ladies, who wants to freeze their face like that?
We all want to do it.
That woman is beautiful.
Then we got JD Vance.
Look how classy this is.
Now, ladies, do you see any fatties in the room?
No, Naski, not a zero.
120 or no deal.
Ah, they had to ruin it with a woman in uniform.
Why would they do that?
Male soldiers only, not all YouTube, not all, not all, not all.
Oh, come on.
Trump's just being nice.
Oh, I see.
So they got to dance with them.
Sorry, guys.
I've never seen one of these.
Oh, be careful.
That's a Latina baddie.
She's going to steal your man, Melania.
Look it.
See, this is what I mean.
When I say the life cycle of the players to the men that never got to the player phase, do you see the space in between?
The Latina, she's all up on him.
She's like, Trump, let me get closer.
Okay.
Now, the reason I brought this up was to show how beautiful, you know, everyone says I'm a negative Nancy.
But Trump is the cutest of Melania.
They're just the cutest couple ever.
If they divorce, I'll never recover.
I'll be even more black pilled than I already am.
It'll be like now, guys, if you have a question, comment, or concern, please go to the website right now, theaudacitynetwork.com.
That's theaudacitynetwork.com.
Get a monthly or yearly membership.
Just one membership a show will get us to YouTube free by the end of the year, unless my YouTube rep is watching this.
I don't know.
That's silly me.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I mean, haha, I'm gonna play by the rules now.
Now, anyways, now what I was gonna show is the compare and contrast because apparently Barack Obama and Michelle Obama allegedly are going to be getting a divorce, allegedly, allegedly.
She hasn't been seen with him at multiple functions, including the inauguration of Trump.
There are rumors that he's dating Jennifer Aniston.
Could you imagine?
Jennifer Aniston and Obama.
I actually think they'd be a cute couple.
I think they'd be kind of cute.
This is the same woman that said in a book that she hated her husband for a whole decade.
Let's look at this article.
Former U.S. President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama are reportedly navigating a challenging phase inside their relationship.
Insiders claim the couple is more like just friends after three decades of marriage with rumors of a connection between Barack and Jennifer Anniston adding further strain to their bond.
The rumors of trouble between the Obamas surfaced when Michelle Obama refused to appear alongside Barack at a back-to-back protocol breaking event.
Rumors have also surfaced that Jennifer Anniston has been dating Barack Obama, resurfaced on social media.
The link up is not new as a magazine did cover the story on the rumored affair titled The Truth About Jen and Barack.
The speculation gained traction recently when Barack Obama, 63, attended former President Jimmy Carter's funeral without Michelle, sparking questions about their increasingly independent lives.
So we see this a lot with the older couples that marry young.
Yo, guys, it's just tough to keep that flame alive.
That spark.
And, you know, we go through the life cycle as we've, you know, shown in previous shows.
Here we go.
Men start off as sexless.
This can go throughout their 20s, sometimes early 30s.
And they do rotate between these.
So sometimes a guy goes and gets a girlfriend, then no sex for a year.
Girlfriend, no sex for a year.
It's no wonder they simp.
They simp so hard because it's just like, now I got to go through this again to get another one of you.
Whatever you want, dear.
Yes, dear.
Why do you think we have this?
It's called desperation and scarcity.
You know, especially when the guy gets the hottest woman that he's ever gotten.
I'm not.
Now, the women know that in five years, you're going to be able to do better than us.
No if, ands, or buts.
We age out, we get uglier, and you're just going to keep doing better.
But we can't let the men know that.
And therefore, we need you to be desperate.
And so you can just keep doing things for us.
Now, Michelle and Barack, you see, this is the same life cycle.
So she got kind of fat because we get kind of fat when we marry young.
And we're not afraid of losing you.
Melania, did you see her gain any weight?
No.
Did she go through the trouble of getting Botox and freezing her face?
Yes.
Is she always really well dressed?
Yes.
Is she always by his side?
Yes.
The treatment that players get, there's no morality in this, guys.
The same way, you know, you see women like Jeff Bezos' wife, who is a complete predator, and you think, that's not fair.
There's a nice girl next door that's way more moral.
He could have settled down with.
No morality in dating.
None.
Now, yeah, so we got Trump there.
This is what you get when you're a player.
This is what you get when you're not.
Sorry, fellas.
I don't make the rules.
I didn't make us like criminals.
I didn't invent this world.
I just came into it.
You know what I mean?
You know, it's either, she either gets the high school, if they marry young, she has to have gotten like the quarterback or something.
He had to be high on the totem pole in that friend group.
Otherwise, it just, sorry, guys.
So, you know, now you're going to see Barack graduate into the hoes phase.
Imagine Barack Obama's single at 60 and allegedly gay.
I mean, I don't know.
I've seen the Tucker Carlson video where they say he's gay.
Maybe, maybe it's a male ho phase.
I don't know.
But allegedly, he's dating Jennifer Aniston now.
Now, Jennifer Aniston, I mean, sure, she's not as hot as she used to be, but like, I want to know if you guys still would.
All right, Jennifer Anniston now.
Is she still a wood for you guys?
I just want to know.
Can I get a thumbs up or thumbs down?
Would one of you wouldn't know?
He says, no, wouldn't.
Guys in the chat, one of you still would.
But you see the difference.
You know, Jennifer Aniston's still thin.
She smiles.
I mean, I get it.
She's definitely not what she used to be, but I mean, Michelle Obama.
Now, I got to put her, because she used to be kind of cute a little bit ago, but recently, she's just getting more fat, you know, more pant suits.
They said Jennifer's an old hat.
Well, you know, look, these guys, he's got this pick of the litter.
I'm sure he'll have sex with some 22-year-olds.
Now, again, you saw the same thing with Bill Clinton.
What did he do?
He married Young.
Now, again, if you did this before the 2000s, you might have been all right.
This is a new age, guys.
I don't know what to tell you.
So, you know, Bill Clinton married Young.
Did Hillary treat him like he was special and appreciate him?
Does she look like a woman that's afraid of losing her husband?
No, I mean, to be fair, she did let him get some 22-year-old tail in the Oval Office.
To be fair, you know, she did negotiate.
She's like, look, I'm not that hot.
I don't really, I want to go after this career stuff.
I don't want to look like, I don't, but I want to be married.
Do what you want, dear.
Go have sex with some 22-year-old tail.
And he said, deal.
But this would be interesting because this would be the first president that ever divorced, that ever divorced.
So next, we're going to go into the next phase of this show.
Now, oh, wait, hold on.
The next phase of this show is going to be there.
We talk about modern women in the West most of the time because that's where I live.
All right.
So 99% of the time we speak about the modern woman in what we're doing in this debauchery.
But 85% of female travelers are ladies.
And make no mistake, there are 304s all over the world, from England to Dubai.
The thing is, social media has pushed whoredom to all corners of the globe.
The problem with this is influencers.
The problem is these influencers, women will pay dearly for behaving like a 304 in less tolerant cultures.
But these 304s will pay dearly for it.
Many countries in various parts of the world have legal and cultural rules that clash directly with the lifestyles that modern women live and try to push on others.
I'm going to tell a story about this.
You know, I went to a feminist convention once.
I really did.
And my goal was to make them look stupid and take undercover footage.
Unfortunately, the footage didn't actually record.
It was a really sad day for me.
It just didn't.
But it was really interesting because it was like at this college, and I go into this little classroom.
And this is how I knew the pro-life people were wasting their time.
It was in this moment where I said, Fine, ladies, kill your kids.
I don't care.
Because I go to this feminist convention, and they're talking about the strategies they have to give women abortions in other parts of the world.
So they would talk about the countries where abortion is outright outlawed and how they were going to put the abortion pills.
I guess whatever kills your kid with the pill, I guess they can put it under the guise of something else.
Like, so if you're going to get a knee injury, it's the same thing.
I don't remember what it was.
It probably wasn't a knee injury.
But their strategy, one of them, was to have something else that they would get the pills for and then order them from them internationally.
The other way they had it was to mail the abortion pills from other countries.
So these ladies decided that they were literally going to mail abortion pills to places that it was outlawed.
That was when I knew it's over.
Done, cooked.
I'm sorry, guys.
Keep it.
I don't care anymore.
God, I know.
I'm not happy about it, but ruin your life.
I don't care.
More and more stories.
Now, there's more and more stories of women all over the world being jailed for things that people in the West take for granted.
Now, the first story we're going to talk about, or the first part of this, is there's 10 things you're not allowed to do in Dubai.
So, social media.
Scott Richards promoted a charity to drive to buy blankets for refugees in Afghanistan.
He was held for 22 days and has been charged with fundraising without permission.
However, he is not the first foreigner to find themselves in trouble over entries on social media.
People have been warned to be careful how they're using their social media following with the introduction of strict cyber crime laws.
During the following year, the American was jailed for making a spoof about Dubai culture.
Also, in 2013, police in Dubai arrested a man who filmed an incident in which the government attacked an Indian van worker.
The man was arrested for sharing footage of the crime after his video was posted on YouTube.
Next, we have swearing.
Guys, I'm one.
I drop an F-bomb sometimes.
You know, I'm not a perfect person.
You know, sometimes when things go wrong in your life, saying dang it just doesn't cut it.
Do you know what I mean?
Saying, gosh, darn it.
It just isn't enough.
There's nothing like a little bit of a sorry, there could be kids watching this show.
Now, Dubai is conservative when it comes to bad language.
Swearing, profanities, insults, and all kinds of vulgar language are considered obscene acts, as is making rude gestures and offenders can be fined or jailed.
On one local website, reported that a court order ordered a retrieval of a man convicted of swearing at a colleague in a WhatsApp message.
Allegations of rape, rape is illegal in Dubai.
However, alleged victims have also occasionally found themselves facing arrest.
Dancing.
Dubai has bars and nightcombe clubs, but the Foreign Affairs Office says you should not dance in public.
Dancing is allowed in the privacy of your home or at licensed clubs.
Don't try to twerk in public, ladies.
Not going to go.
Sharing a hotel room, it's against Dubai law to live together and to share the same hotel room with those of the opposite sex.
You know what's crazy?
All these laws and these Instagram models are still getting pooped on on yachts.
You know, the camp, and I see this camp online.
They want to ban everything.
And I had this thought, to be fair.
Like, I wanted to ban a certain right that women take for granted.
I'm not going to say it because I can't.
But there was something that I wanted to ban, but when you see all this ban and you see women, you don't want to get in any criminal trouble, legal trouble.
A group of women got arrested in Dubai for posing naked on a balcony.
Dubai arrested as many as 40 women as a video circulated showing a large group posing naked on a balcony.
A group of women were arrested in Dubai after a video circulated showing people nude on a balcony.
Public lewd acts are perishable with steep fines and jail in the UAE.
11 of the women arrested were Ukrainian, the company's embassy said.
Police in Dubai arrested a group of people accused of appearing nude in a video, violating the UAE's strict morality laws.
A statement from the police Saturday said: the arrest came after a video spread on social media showing more than a dozen women naked on a balcony, an act that is punishable with an imprisonment and a fine.
The police statement did not identify this specific video, but appeared to be responding to the social media commentary.
Here's the photo.
I know the guys are like, Let me see, let me see the naked.
It's only kind, it's like blurred, you see.
Yeah, look at they're all posing naked, but naked.
Can you imagine?
Idiots.
Idiots.
Now, we all remember Lily Phillips, the English OnlyFans creator that slept with 100 men in 24 hours.
These OnlyFans creators in Turkey attempted to do the same thing and ended up arrested.
What do you think the limit is?
How many guys in a day do you think she could do before she gets arrested?
Can you please let me know in the chat?
They said Pearl is jealous.
The women that got arrested?
What is wrong with you people?
My God.
Not you fellas that support me on the website.
10 bucks a year, 80 bucks a month.
Or sorry, sorry, 80 bucks a year, 10 bucks a month.
Do I want to be in Dubai arrested right now?
No, thank you.
No thank you at all.
Let me read this website or let me read the comments on the website before we go.
Pearl, if you dare, has big mic given Mary, has big mic given Barry the boot.
I think it's coming soon.
I think it's coming soon.
All right.
Hold on.
Turkish OnlyFans creator Azra A. Vanden arrested for attempting to sleep with 100 men in 24 hours.
The adult content creator who goes by the pseudonym Sut and how do I say that?
Aknosetem.
I don't know how to say that.
Whatever.
Who cares?
Whore had planned to be the first Turkish woman to pull off the bold stunt.
She shared details of the event in a post on the social media platform Axe on January 14th, where she promised to reveal further arrangements in the coming days.
However, things took a dramatic turn when authorities arrested her in Istanbul.
In the video footage circulating online, police can be seen forcibly removing her from a building where she resisted arrest.
According to local reports, she was charged with obscenity and resisting the performance of duty.
She was arrested for her actions that go against public decency, officials said.
Officials commented, underscoring the legal implications of such a controversial act.
They said, go to Turkey.
Get yourself a traditional Turkish girl.
They're not on the same-ish.
Well, guys, would you?
One in the chat if it's a would from you.
You could be like, they're there.
Let me help you feel better.
I need you to fix it.
Okay, let me keep going.
This isn't the first time an adult content creator has gone viral for pushing boundaries.
In 2024, Lily Phillips documented her experience of sleeping with 101 men in just 14 hours, sharing the video, I slept with 100 men in a day.
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And Bonnie Blue just did a thousand a day and now they're trying to get to 1,000 anal a day.
Now, why would a woman attempt this in a country with a human rights track record like Turkey has?
But that's not all.
Now, when I was in London, I took a lot of taxis.
I'm sorry, this is going to sound so spoiled, and it really is.
I'm not a public transportation person, especially in London.
I would see some videos of people getting stabbed, and I'm just like, I don't know about this.
I'll tell you what, I saw a video that was like two miles from where I lived, which is kind of far in the city of a machete.
And I just thought I'm going to avoid this as much as I can.
Now, sometimes I'm a chit chatter.
So I always am asking people.
I like to, I like to know about what people that deal with a lot of people have seen going on in society.
And I see, you know, taxi cab workers as that.
So I always like to ask taxi cab workers what people talk about in the back of the cab.
Like, what are the common conversations?
What are the most crazy situations you've been in?
And I asked one taxi cab driver this, and his answer was people having sex in the back of the taxi.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine you are just a guy making 10 bucks an hour, hating your life, and you're taxiing somebody and a woman starts blowing the guy in the back?
How would you handle this situation?
Hey, stop.
They don't stop.
Are you going to go back there and split them?
What's your plan?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, what's your, I don't know, watch freeport.
Sorry.
Like, what's he said?
I'd be pissed.
Yeah.
So now, so apparently in Britain, this isn't an abnormal thing.
I had multiple taxi drivers tell me about this problem.
Someone in the chat says they'd say, let me get next.
I hate you guys.
You guys are the worst.
Okay.
Let me get next.
Okay.
Put a towel down.
You guys are so pragmatic.
This is the great thing about men.
They're very pragmatic.
Guy number one says I'm getting in on the action.
Guy number two says I'm putting down a towel.
Guy number three says form a line.
Guy number four says he's going to video record it and upload it to Cornhub and make money.
I don't even know if you can do that.
Can you do that?
I feel like they're going to make that illegal.
Taxi drivers should provide cleanup material.
So another guy says, you know what?
I'm going to offer it as a service.
Added as, yes, you can have sex in the back of the cab.
Just let me clean up after.
Just give me an extra 50 bucks and I'll clean it up for you.
Some people are saying, hell no.
Okay.
Now, look at I'm trying to be pragmatic here because in all honesty, I was trying to put myself in this guy's shoes.
I don't know what I would do.
Like what?
I mean, if there's a man back there, it's not like I can stop them.
I could cancel the ride.
I'd probably cancel the ride and say, get out.
But what if they just don't?
I'm recording.
I'm going to record it and I'm going to embarrass you.
That's what I'm going to do.
If you do not leave my car, I'm saying, look, and I'm posting this to Twitter.
Pornhub already has UK taxi cab videos.
Ew, you said you'd be in the back of the taxi scene next.
I hate you people.
No, I'm just saying if they refuse to leave and they just keep going, you know, I'm trying to be pragmatic here.
I would put a video and I would say, get out, get out, get out.
That would be my solution.
Okay, British woman is jailed for three months in Dubai for having sex in the back of a taxi.
Rebecca Blake was a £100,000 a year recruitment consultant, while Connor Mick Redmond was a welder.
The pair will be deported after serving three months in a jail term.
Taxi driver and police official claim the couple were having sex in a taxi, according to police reports.
Couple denied having sex naked, and police forensic reports are negative.
Guys, I've seen too many clips in the past year.
Like Twitter, do you know what?
I had never really seen explicit content until Twitter, until I got Twitter.
Now it's like I see another OnlyFans woman sucking somebody off every other day.
And you guys gaslight me, not you, but all these trad cons will come in and say, Pearl, it's your algorithm.
You stop on the content.
I'm like, okay.
It makes me a little bit shocked.
I'm scrolling and it's like, meme, meme, naked.
Get out of here, whores.
I mean, that's how I feel.
I'm like, I'm trying to enjoy Twitter, and the whores just can't stop being naked.
And then now the whores are infiltrating like anime conventions and stuff.
I went to one the other day with my boyfriend, and there's like half-naked women, and the worst part was they were overweight.
At least be hot.
My God.
And, you know, in my lifetime, the amount of nakedness I've grown accustomed to seeing in public is just getting ridiculous.
I see people wearing thirst trap outfits to church.
And it's not.
I'm just tired.
So, and you know, I saw a clip of somebody in a club literally blowing somebody in brought, like in the middle of a club.
I mean, before they would at least have sex in the bathroom, I'm not saying I recommend it, but at least at least there's walls.
Now they're doing it in public.
Oh my God.
It's like, this is what happens.
The ladies get super naked and then yell at us and call us creepy for looking.
You're naked, bitch.
You're the naked ones.
And you know what's even crazy?
Women, they throw the pedo accusation around like crazy, especially these TradCon women.
Now, I don't really want to get into it because I don't want this smoke again, but I was trolling a while ago and I had this tweet and I got kind of in trouble because I'd always put younger women are hotter than older women.
I looked up the age of consent laws.
I just tweeted.
I was really just trolling.
And the women for years have called me a pedo over this.
Now, it wasn't probably the smartest thing I've ever done, but I have zero, zero evidence that that is true, right?
That's a completely unwarranted, unbased claim.
And I realized this is what the ladies do to the men.
They get naked.
And oftentimes, these women get naked in front of children.
I mean, the other day, there is a woman with her tits out in church.
I swear to God, her tits out.
And I said something, I did.
And I was yelled at for saying something.
And I'm like, there's 12-year-olds here.
Is there any way you could be less naked, please?
I'm begging you.
Can you put them away?
Please?
Please, God.
And then the thing is, men, like fathers, will defend their daughter's ability to be naked.
Brothers will defend this.
And they'll call you the, it's like, you're naked, bitch.
Why are you?
And why aren't women?
The other question is: why aren't women put in jail for being half naked in front of kids?
It's it blows my mind.
Sorry, I'm done with this rant, but God, I'm so tired.
A British woman has been sentenced to three months in Dubai jail, followed a deportation for having drunken sex in the back of a taxi.
Rebecca Blake, 29, has been arrested earlier this year after partially stripping off in the back of a cab after a 10-hour drinking binge.
Irishman, Connor Mick Redmund, 28, with whom she was caught, was also convicted and received the same sentence, despite DNA tests to find evidence of intercourse coming back negative.
I mean, this is the same thing.
I mean, what would you guys rate her as?
I put five.
I'd say four with big tits.
So five.
What would you guys rate him at?
Strong seven, eight, eight.
The red pill is real, guys.
I mean, you realize this wasn't even built off of me.
This is thousands of men sharing their experiences and coming up with commonalities.
You put him at a four, really?
You guys are putting her at a nine?
God, you guys are so thirsty.
Oh my goodness.
I even get upset when you guys say that about me.
It's like, guys, let's be realistic.
Is this a vogue cover?
I know you guys have like a crazy low attraction for 7.5.
Really?
God, big boobs just, they just really, God, they make you guys, all right, fine.
She can be a seven.
You win.
You win, guys.
Fine.
No, no, no.
Fine.
Fine.
Okay.
At 4 p.m., she moved on to a hotel par and indulged in happy hour until 6 p.m. before drinking at an Irish pub with Mick Redmond Blake, who admitted to having four vodka sodas and five glasses of wine, then caught in a taxi at 10:30 p.m.
Who'd had six or seven vodka drinks?
The guy, the Pakistani taxi driver, told the court in a statement the couple seemed confused, and Mick Redmond swinged from a bottle.
He said, I told them that was not allowed to have alcohol inside the taxi.
The next thing, I look in the mirror and saw the woman sitting on the man's thighs.
She was naked, moving up and down, making sounds.
Mr. Cann pulled over.
He spotted the police.
That's so funny.
He spotted the police.
I didn't think about that.
I did not think about going to the police as an option to get them out of my.
How did I not think about that as a choice?
I don't know.
In America, we just sort of police.
That's that's a great idea.
Called over Emeriti officer Abdullah Kahamas, 22, who said he found the pair still having sex.
The man's shirt was open, his trousers were down to his knees, and the woman was not wearing any underwear.
The taxi driver claimed Blake offered him a lot of money to tell prosecutors the pair were kissing rather than having sex, but he refused.
The couple's defense lawyer said they were gaping inconsistencies in the witness accounts.
He also said the pair could not have been having sex because Blake was on her period at her time.
This is Dubai, not a mosque.
Everyone drinks.
Why do women act like it's impossible to have sex on your period?
They did that in the McCreger case, too.
Put a one in the chat if a woman's ever asked you to do it on her period.
Put a one in the chat.
One in the chat.
All right.
Never give witness.
Neither witness gave evidence in the trial.
The statements were instead submitted to judges in the misdemeanors court.
Blake and Mick Redmond denied having consensual sex and indecency.
They previously pled guilty to consuming alcohol and were fined 512 pounds.
Yeah, apparently, ladies, apparently, this is not slowing us down, the period, because I'm getting a lot of ones in the chat.
Two of the women said I would never.
I would never.
In 2008, Vance Actors 38 and Michelle Palmer were jailed for three months for having sex on the beach.
The sentence was suspended on appeal.
Yup.
Women just can't help it.
We can't, like, it's, they're just, we want to be hosed so bad.
It's crazy.
Okay, I'm going to read some chats on the website.
Remember, 80 bucks a show, just one yearly membership.
Every show, we can be YouTube free by the end of the year.
I want to thank the last guy who did it last show.
You know, I'm going to pull his name.
I never know if I should say thank you because I don't want to get you guys in trouble with work, but I do see every single one.
You know what?
You know, I'm just going to say the guy who bought it last show, I do appreciate it.
Thank you guys so much.
You can also go get a session with me if you guys have questions, comments, concerns.
It's under the pearls of wisdom on the website.
Okay.
Uber lets you charge $250 cleaning fee.
I would let people do it in the back for $250.
Do you know what?
$250.
Would you let people?
I want to put a poll.
I'm going to put a poll right now.
Can you, can you put a poll?
Can you put a poll?
And put, would you let two people have sex in the back of your taxi for $250?
I really want to know what you guys think.
Okay, wait, let me keep going.
The what were the tits doing?
It's not their fault.
Dana, I always wonder what one of these gals with the plugging necklaces would say if I rolled up and said, nice rack lady.
I'd be the pervert.
Like you said, you're naked in public, bitch.
I know.
Pearl, don't forget the ones strolling around Walmart in yoga pants, looking like cottage cheese wrapped in saran wrap, looking like busted cans of biscuits.
Let me say something and I'm the ass.
Brian says, not a seven.
No, no, no, no.
You guys are saying seven.
I'll give you seven.
Here you go.
Fine.
God, you guys will die on the hill of overranking women.
All of you.
It's just insane.
Like, I'm telling you, until you guys have been to one of these like high-level parties where these women are paid to be beautiful.
And the thing is, do you know what else you guys don't see as hot of women anymore?
Because they take them out of the movies.
Now you have mids getting A-level actress treatment.
They deny women for being too hot because they're not relatable.
Pearl, not all men are intoxicated with big boobs.
Personally, I say anything more than a handful, it's a waste.
After a certain side, they're just another big with her lack of modesty in clothes.
Well, grow a pair.
Grow a pair.
Tell her, tell her to cover up.
Or you're not paying for her college.
Boom.
Problem solved.
It's like sometimes I understand.
God, I understand.
Like, men are not in an easy situation.
But my God, some men just sign up for their own destruction.
Can you imagine being married seven times and signing up for the eighth?
Like, how many times do they have to rob you?
Look, I understand once giving it a good go.
I really do get it.
But after you get the kid, I understand wanting to bring up kids in marriage, right?
I get that.
But after you're done with the kids part, I mean, what more is there?
She's not a seven.
She's a zero.
No, no.
Talk to your fellow men.
Tell them.
No, no, no.
Argue with the guys in the chat.
Boob obsession died in the 90s.
Now it's all about ass.
Do you know what?
I don't think boob obsession ever died.
I think women got jealous of women with big boobs and just took them off.
Because I still see women with huge tits getting special treatment.
I've always been about the junk in the trunk.
Of course you have been Dane.
You're from the South, okay?
Of course.
I'm not going to say it's the Southern men in a certain community.
I'm not going to go into it because I don't need to be canceled today.
But the white men, they have a tendency to go tits first.
That's just face first, then tits second.
I don't make the rules.
I just tell you what they are.
Okay.
The next 304 abroad.
A sassy truck driver got arrested with a rental car vendor in Dubai.
The influencer known as the.
All right, let's see.
Sassy Trucker, but she's back home after months stuck in Dubai.
I cannot imagine a woman named Sassy Trucker got arrested in Dubai.
Okay, wait, let's look at this poll.
Why can I only see?
Okay, would you, for $250, would you let someone have sex in your taxi?
Really?
43% said they'd do it.
Would you do it?
No?
What about, wait, wait, wait, let me keep going.
What about $300?
$400?
$1,000.
Nothing?
Is there any price?
Any price?
Any price?
Like, what price would you go to?
$5K.
He said he'd do it for $5K.
Can you make another poll?
I want poll number two.
It's gonna be 5K.
Riel has her story.
Good morning, Maria.
Hey, good morning, Michael.
If you can believe it, this all started with a Fenderbender in Dubai, but it escalated quickly.
And at one point, the sassy trucker and her family both thought she might end up in jail or even prison.
This morning, relief and elation from Tiara asked me to do it.
Well, you gotta put the full question.
Some of them don't know the like, would you let it influencer die?
Oh my gosh, 74%.
It's not about morals, it's about the price.
Sorry, I'm dying.
You guys are hilarious.
Oh, now that I shamed you a little, it's going down.
They're like, wait, this makes us look real bad.
It's like when you ask the ladies, they're like, would you ever have sex for money?
In the beginning of the show, they're like, no.
And they're like, what about for a million dollars?
And they're like, all right.
To her fans, as the sassy trucker.
I was also told I might be the first female truck driver to ever drive a truck in Dubai.
It was very scary for me because I didn't know at times if I was going to face jail time or go to prison.
Now back home in Houston.
Broke them all.
And speaking out after being held in Dubai for months.
They just stripped me of my passport.
I couldn't go anywhere.
The 29-year-old with a fan base of more than 180,000 TikTok followers, documenting her life as a trucker and showing her travels across the world.
I am here in Dubai about to test drive this.
Okay, we're at 70% up into 10K.
Up into 10K.
Truck.
She says she was banned from leaving the United Arab Emirates following a dispute at a rental car agency after an accident while on vacation in May.
The car allegedly okay, so she got into an argument with a rental car agency.
Impounded with her passport and credit cards inside.
When she went to retrieve her belongings, she says she was told to pay a fee.
From there, things kind of just transpired to something really big that wasn't expected.
She tells us things escalated between her and an employee at the rental car company.
He followed me outside and told me he was calling the cops of me for shouting at him.
And I said, okay, you can call the cops.
Days later, she says she was arrested and held in jail for one day for shouting at the employee, which the UAE has strict rules against.
I was shocked.
I was nervous.
I was scared.
I didn't know what to do.
The influencer spending the next all you had to do is not yell.
That was it.
Okay, how did this go down for 10k?
Did I shame you guys into it?
Is it because I said the morals thing?
Oh my goodness.
Huh?
What?
Because they won't get enough people to sign up.
They know it's not.
Three months in a hotel while her family and Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee work to help clear the travel ban.
The State Department is used to be able to help Americans make their way through these different rules.
But as a woman, she was treated differently.
Tiara's mom ultimately paying now.
They're paying playing the woman card $1,360 to get her daughter's passport back.
I felt like there was hope finally that my daughter would return home.
It feels absolutely amazing.
For me, I'm very excited to be back in the USA.
The Dubai police did release a statement saying in part they received a complaint from a rental car company.
Yeah.
So, because you know, this is why you got to let women deal with our bad decisions.
What happened?
Her family came in and fixed the problem.
You got to let them sink or swim.
You know what I mean?
All she had to do was not shout.
Last up, we have women getting plastic surgery in Turkey and got arrested for assaulting an airport worker.
Let me check the website.
At this point, getting a hotel seems more prudent.
What were the tits doing?
It's not their fault.
Actually, I have a question, guys.
I have a question.
So, would you, would, how hot the woman is?
Because, like, let's not cap.
80% of you guys have watched porn the last month.
Okay, I don't, I don't want to play pretend where you don't do it.
You're a guy.
Okay.
You guys are men.
So if the woman was really, really hot, would you be more willing to let her have sex in the back?
Like, you know, this woman is like a mid.
It's like, that's kind of gross.
You got to watch that.
But what if she was like a nine, like hotter than any woman you've ever seen naked?
Would you be more willing to?
Can you put a one if you'd be more willing to let it slide?
Put a two if you'd be less.
They said, No, pay me the 10K or get out.
You would fold at five.
Get the F out of here.
Why not even more willing to three ones, one, two?
Oh my gosh. I'm not mad.
just, you would do it for free.
Oh my God.
I hate you guys.
Okay.
Pearl, rednecks, you say it.
Rednecks love that Hadonkey donkey, bedonkey donk or whatever.
I grew up marshmallow in a bowl of cocoa pup.
So I think of it as a ghetto booty.
Same thing.
That's true.
So she was held accountable by the authorities.
That's outrageous.
The change of pace of my fantasy today.
Do you like good music?
Yes, I want to dance.
Okay.
Pearl, sassy trucker can keep her STDs to herself.
Thanks.
Joel, but for 10K.
Pearl, Dej has a trunk, and when you open it, she has more than a trunk.
I have been looking at this junk for 35 years, and there's more drunk.
Trunk, breathing hips.
Pearl, my father died married to my wife, to wife number seven.
Okay.
I guess it worked out.
How long was he married?
I did.
She would not talk to.
Okay, wait, let me go.
Pearl, we had six inches of snow down here in Alabama.
I am too fat for this.
The whole country is shut down.
Come get your snow.
No, it's really cold here and I refuse to go outside.
I won't do it.
I hate being cold.
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope.
I haven't left in like three days.
I don't plan on it.
She's not a seven.
She's a zero.
No.
Go shame.
Go shame the men in the other chat then.
Pearl, not all men are intoxicated with big boobs.
Personally, I say anything.
Oh, wait, we read that already.
Brian is an equal opportunist.
He says no.
Equal prices for all.
Pearl, a generation ago, women didn't behave like that truck driver here in the USA, whether black or white.
The internet glamorized rogue and unmanaged women.
Well.
Anyways, the last story we got today to go with this trend.
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Okay, New York City students sentenced to one year in Dubai prison over airport altercation.
A 21-year-old college student who is recently sentenced to prison time in the United Arab Emirates over an altercation at a Dubai airport has been freed, an advocacy group said.
Elizabeth Polanko DeLo Santos, a student at Lechman College in the Bronx, has been sentenced to one year in prison after being accused of assaulting and insulting a Dubai international airport customs official.
According to Detained in Dubai, an advocacy organization that supports foreign nationals who have been detained and prosecuted in the UAE, her sentence has been commuted and she boarded a flight home to New York late Tuesday night.
The 21-year-old is ecstatic to be returning to the U.S. after five months of anguish, the Dubai detained in Dubai said in a statement.
Delo Santos has been detained in Dubai since January, according to detained in Dubai.
She was traveling to New York from a trip in Istanbul with a friend when she had a 10-hour layover in Dubai.
On January 14th, the group said, while going through security, a security officer asked the student who recently had surgery to remove a medical waist trainer suit she wore around her waist, stomach, and upper chest.
So she asked her to take off her BBL.
She was going to get a BBL.
You guys are willing to risk a one in 5,000 chance of death and be jailed for six months over a fat ass.
That's crazy.
I mean, really, Dane, you're part of the problem.
You know, what are the women with flat asses supposed to do?
Squats only do so much.
They really, look at you're not going to completely transform your back end from squats.
I don't believe it.
And women are lazy.
Pearl, you wouldn't do any plastic surgery, no cap.
Hey, hey, hey, number one.
The question is, what do I get out of it?
Look, I mean, how the queen, this is the question.
Like, let's say you get married.
Your husband wants you to do something.
I have a friend.
Her husband asked her to get a boob job.
She gets to not work for 30 years.
Was that worth it?
And then, you know, everyone will say, morals, morals, morals.
You guys just said you would let them have sex in the back of the cab for $250.
She just, she got 30 years.
She had to do a little lipo.
He was a more materialistic, more materialistic city guy.
You go for the country, guys.
It's not as much.
You know, the more, look at the more city the man, the more he wants you to do that stuff because he's competing with the other men in the city.
So, like, the other businessman with the hot wife that's also getting uglier, she's doing the Botox.
You got to do it too, bitch.
Like, so am I above it?
Not necessarily.
What do I get out of it?
I'm an athlete.
You know what I mean?
It's like, I feel like that way.
I really like playing volleyball.
You know, Pearl, go marry a rich guy.
Oh, thank you so much, FX Trader.
Let me just.
Oh my God.
Like, she doesn't work for 30 years.
Was that smart to do the BB?
Why do you guys think women go to the extreme lengths for BBLs?
Now, I'm not saying to do it, but there are women that change their entire life.
Like, if you knew, these are all risks, right?
And for every woman that gets a good outcome, there's like 10 that don't, I'd like to say.
But if you had a chance to go from poverty to not working the rest of your life with just one surgery, can we get a poll in the chat?
Hey, hey, would you, this is my question, guys.
Would you get a surgery to not work the rest of your life?
Like, let's say it was, I mean, because I'm not going to use the height surgery because that hasn't been done enough times to, you know, make sure there's no complications.
But women are dying with fake boobs these days.
I understand there's the women that come out and say they have the toxic syndrome, but women always think they're sick.
So until they start dropping dead from these boobs, I don't really buy it because there's a whole industry committed to convincing women they're sick.
I need to see death.
Sorry.
Sorry, okay.
Saline feels different from silicone.
Look, I don't know.
I don't know the difference.
Okay.
All I'm saying is I don't really.
People love to signal morality and they do it as a virtue signal.
But there's some Bible verse.
I don't know what it is because, again, there's the better people and the worse people.
And I just, you know, I'll go, I'll go worse.
That's totally fine.
And, but the, you know, there's a, there's a thing in the Bible that says that he met like one righteous man and no righteous women.
And that lines up pretty much with what I've seen.
It's just the wrong price.
You know what I mean?
When I see men not cheating that have women throwing themselves at them, that's when I'll believe in morality.
That's when I'll believe you.
86%, 80% said no.
Oh, okay.
Don't believe you guys either.
I don't.
I mean, it depends.
I got to think of what the surgery would be.
It's got to be something not like crazy.
I don't know.
Would you guys get Botox, lip filler, just a little bit to get 300% better results at whatever you wanted?
Maybe you get access to sex for the rest of your life.
Whatever problem in your life you want to be solved.
Maybe it's money.
I don't know.
I'm not fallen.
A nose job.
Sure.
We'll use a nose job.
That's actually a good way to put it.
Would you get a nose job if it meant not working for the rest of your life or getting hot women the rest of your life?
That's a good one.
That's, I need a new poll with nose job.
Okay.
I'm having too much fun today.
Okay.
August, you said my nose sucks anyway.
Nope.
Nope.
I wouldn't do it.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, and I might, I might give you guys more credence because men, not all, not all, not all, are better people.
You guys do sometimes have morals, but you know, once I saw this sympodemic and I saw how many men die on the hill of whores, you're telling me you guys are going to die, not you, but a majority of men will die on the hill of a whore, but you're not going to get a nose job to never work again.
You guys will lie to women.
You'll develop a whole nother female language just to get laid because, you know, you guys need sex.
I don't blame you.
We have a whole different language to talk to men.
Duh.
It's called shut the fuck up.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, by the way, guys, if you want, if you want to donate to my GoFundMe for my documentary, I do have the team already, and we could start once I get to 20K.
That'll get the first like two months.
Yeah, if you want, you know, feel free.
Name says, I'm getting a nose job.
Oh, wow.
It went down pretty fast, didn't it?
Now we're 50-50, 60-40.
And by the way, you guys have an incentive to vote in what makes you feel moral.
So I'm just assuming it's higher.
Whenever there's a poll, right?
And it makes someone feel bad about their who they are as a person.
So like women, we've been doing these body count polls.
And the men, and it's really interesting because the men that don't have sex with a lot of women, back to the here.
Let me go back to this PowerPoint.
The men here and here, these are the ones that believe the body count polls.
The men here, who your wife cheats with, they do not believe the body count polls.
So for years, they've been, the women have been like four, three, two, seven.
So we always can assume when there's a poll that reveals something negative about a person that it's worse.
So if you guys are at 50-50, I'm going to assume 25% of you have morals.
And that's like the male fantasy.
The male fantasy, like in their movies that are for men, it's always a guy doing something really courageous and getting the girl at the end.
So I know men like to see themselves as heroes, right?
And if you're, if you got some girl game, you can kind of play into that, that he's your hero.
Boom, ego stroked.
Boom.
You get whatever you want.
Women, we like the drama and we like cheaters, right?
So just pretend you're cheating, even if you're not.
Boom.
She's on her toes.
Do you know what I mean?
And I'm like, some of you are heroes.
Yeah, look, there are real men that are heroes out there.
But again, I have to think about, I have to think about this pragmatically.
You guys as a group, are there more simps out there or are there more men that are not simps?
So most men want pussy so bad that they sacrifice other men to get it.
They sacrifice their church to get it.
They say, and to be fair, it's not really your fault.
You got like the average guy didn't put in place this system that hates them.
But how many men said, you know what, I'm going to go be a divorce attorney.
I'm going to go be a judge.
I'm going to go work in media and pander.
How many men said, you know what, my morals are above all?
I'm going to go do something else that's completely moral.
There's definitely more simps.
So what does that leave me to believe?
Are most people moral?
No.
And I don't even trust the ones that signal they're moral all the time.
Like, really?
There's nothing that could get you?
Not one big five with tits in the back of a taxi.
Okay, I'm so done.
I'm so done.
So am I going to sit here and give you guys a moral off and say, you know what?
I'm totally above.
Now, I really personally, there's too much of a chance of dying for a BBL.
But in my friend's position, I mean, she was at the end of her beauty.
I mean, she really, she was divorced.
She had one shot left.
This guy was her last chance.
So if she said, you know what, I'm going to go get a boob job.
Can I blame her?
If I was in her position, would I say, no, I'm above that?
Well, not if those were my, those aren't my options, right?
But those are some people's options.
Okay.
Anyways, now this woman.
Wait, where was this?
Oh, okay.
Anyway, so now she has to pay $2,700, but custom officials appealed the sentence.
According to Detained in Dubai, she was sentenced to a year in prison.
They either want her in jail or they want to pressure her into making a compensatory payment to them.
The CEO of Detained in Dubai claimed in a statement last month, the government of Dubai should stop trying this type of corruption by banning government employees from being able to accept out-of-court settlements.
Now, again, they're going to go into the poor oppressed woman, blah, blah, blah.
All you had to do was not pick a fight.
That's it.
And not have sex in public.
They said BBLs aren't it anymore.
The kind of men you want want trim, healthy fit, not cartoon proportions.
And I've had work done myself.
That's completely true.
But guys, I've seen good BBL work.
Look at, there's more bad BBL work than good BBL work.
And I'd like to say, I know everyone was wondering.
I've never done that, right?
I know everyone's wondering, is she real?
Is she natural?
That's always the best compliment to natural people is like people wondering, are they real?
Anyways, but I'm just saying, I don't think, and they've done videos of this of men trying to tell the difference.
Good work, they can't always tell.
And I've seen women get into full-blown relationships with men.
Me knowing they're not natural.
The man, he was a good guy, typical conservative guy.
He didn't even know.
You're not always going to know.
The only way to win in this game is to play the game back, right?
Sadly.
I don't say this again.
There's no morality in dating.
I really recommend every guy pretend to cheat just to F with the girl once.
I really, I'm telling you, it puts you on your best behavior.
This is what I'll say.
I don't recommend anything.
It's your life.
This is what works.
Use it at, use it at your own risk, right?
No, because I'm being honest.
Okay.
Let me get this straight.
You're telling me that overall, there are these magic women who are above doing these surgeries, using Photoshop, doing the stuff every other woman does or wants to do, that won't do it because of morals.
They either won't do it because of the risk is too high, they don't think it'll work.
They're afraid people will find out or they don't have the money.
If they knew guaranteed outcome of hot chat, you don't think the same way, do you think most men would go get the nose job?
Let's just say it's a nose job.
If they knew guaranteed outcome, I get to have sex with hot women the rest of my life.
They're always going to be interested.
If I go do that, I will be employed the rest of my life.
I'll never get fired.
Yeah.
I'm just being realistic here.
I'm being realistic.
And, you know, I came into this world very naive, I'll be honest.
You know, I grew up pretty sheltered.
And when I went to London, I'd say that was like the first time I was, I was completely on my own.
Because I'd lived like an hour and a half from my parents' house.
I went to school an hour.
So when I was in London for those three years, I had nobody.
I was by myself.
Didn't know a single person in that country.
And I really thought that the world acted on morals.
I really did because I grew up in a nice neighborhood.
I grew up into private schools.
But what I realized is that when people are desperate for money, they'll do desperate things.
And I learned this.
Part of it was when I had three friends call me or people I thought were my friends.
One called me a colonizer.
One put a completely deceptive edit.
He, I don't really want to go back into this drama, but he completely took the context out of something and he knew what he was doing because we talked about it on the phone.
And he, for money, even though like we were friends before that, decided to throw me under the bus for money because he was afraid for his brand.
This happened to like three or four people that I knew.
And that's when I realized that the world does not operate on morals.
And it's pretty silly to think that.
And my dad told me I was an idiot.
Of course they're going to do that.
And my dad, you know, my dad's a very moral guy.
You know, if somebody, I think the reason that I assumed the world operated on morals was because my dad, he just is such a moral guy.
Like he literally, I mean, he's just a good person, seriously.
And, you know, I watched him my whole life not drink, not smoke, didn't a woman, just be a really, really good person.
And do you know how he views people?
He assumes people are bad and lets them surprise him otherwise.
The world does not operate on morals.
Neither does dating, unfortunately.
Yeah, I know.
The wisest man was the one.
I don't know who the hell wrote that Bible verse about there being him meeting one moral man and no moral woman.
No, being a good guy doesn't get you far.
It doesn't, unfortunately.
And you could say the same thing for women.
Women a lot of times win from being bad people.
Kim Kardashian, objectively a bad person.
Objectively.
I mean, she uses her kids for clout.
She put Kanye in a ton of child support.
She dropped a sex tape for fame.
And she's rich.
She's got a ton of money.
She still looks pretty good for her age.
Most women would kill to look that good by that age.
And she still gets high-level men interested in her.
Now it's going to run out, right?
Same way Madonna's luck ran out.
But the world doesn't operate on morality.
And again, the second reason I was convinced of this was because I would see men in divorce court that really genuinely just wanted to be good fathers and active in their kids' life.
And they would do it oftentimes through a more traditional lens, but they didn't realize the rules they were playing by.
That's the problem.
Men don't realize that the game, and men are waking up, but when these guys signed up to marriage, they didn't realize that the game is rigged.
Yeah, trust but verify.
That was my dad's favorite phrase.
And I'm telling you guys, when, when that, basically, I had someone really controversial on my show, right?
And to me, I didn't really realize how YouTube economics worked.
And the thing is, if I'm friends with someone online and other people are friends with him, or sorry, if I'm friends with online, the people that you associate with on the internet, like if they associate with somebody, it's a complete like political game.
They have to denounce you, otherwise it hurts their bottom line, their money.
And you really, when that happened, and I had this controversial person on, and I thought he was a nice person.
I didn't, I didn't dislike him, right?
And everyone wanted me to denounce him.
They wanted me to like say things that weren't true.
They wanted me to fight with him, argue with him.
When I was just trying to see his point of view, and it was super crazy because it was all of my friends, that people that I thought were my friends, denouncing me.
And you have to understand when someone like one of the people literally had met my sister and like Ben and my family, like my family in my family's home.
And so somebody comes into your family's home and then makes a hit piece on you.
It's like, what pathetic?
I'm like, what?
What the hell?
No, it's shallow.
But I didn't understand the game at the time.
I didn't really understand.
Yeah, online.
Well, the thing was, they weren't just people I knew online.
These were people I'd met in person.
But then you learn the incentive.
So I don't really do as many collaborations anymore because there's just too much drama.
I know.
I know.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Another one doubled his subscriber count.
Totally stopped growing when he stopped associating with me.
Threw me under the bus.
I mean, this was crazy.
This is a crazy time in my life.
So anyways, guys, you guys go through way harder stuff.
Men get zeroed out a million times.
So in that point, I figured I just feel how a lot of men feel at work when you say the truth and all the men throw you under the bus for money.
When you correct your daughter, sister, or wife, and they don't listen, even though you're right and you feel crazy.
Anyways, that was my two cents for the day.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
And I'm going to read these super chats real quick at the end of the show.
Oh, wait, let me go.
If you guys have a comment.
She is doing a good job today.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Pearl read, while I enjoy your entertainment, you need, you pay more attention to the YouTube.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry, DM.
I'm sorry.
I'll do better next one.
They want me to read more of the Audacity.
Sometimes I switch them and I forget to switch them back.
Joel, Pearl, people who are interested in plastic surgery should visit a Burns ward to get some perspective.
That's a really good video idea, actually.
Look, I try to be realistic in predicting behavior.
It's going nowhere, Joel.
Pearl, you know, when you're old, when you're in the thick of action and you get a Charlie horse, you go, you have to stop and stretch out.
I'm old and worn.
Ow, ow, ow, Pearl.
Okay.
Pearl, don't judge me.
It's been 35 years and we're still at it as we were in 18 and 19.
Well, no, I wish, but we're as hard at it as my obesity, diabetes, and blood pressure lets me.
The Bible passage was from Ecclesiastes, King Solomon.
Pearl, I ate pig intestines when I was young, but once I grew up, I couldn't do it.
With the period of sex, I used to call it putting on my snorkel.
Pearl, I don't watch corn at all, but Dege and I may have created our own.
We may have, but who?
Dane, why are you telling me this?
You and your wife made a sex tape.
Why do I need to be involved?
Oh my, okay.
I like it when my girl is on my her period because I get blowjobs and get to hit from the back door.
Why are you telling me this?
You, okay?
Pearl, any idiot knows to be polite to customs officials, rookie error.
Jack, I support you.
I'm a reformed simp, 69 years old.
Wow.
Oh, Pearl, birthing hips.
I'm sorry.
I can't read.
Pearl, a generation ago.
Oh, wait, I read that already.
Let me go to the bottom.
Love you, Pearl.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm sorry.
My bad.
Anyways, thank you guys so much for watching.
It's a pleasure, as always.
I love having you guys on.
And I'm going to be rewriting simp songs.
So we have a new piano here.
The one in the back, I got ripped off on Facebook.
It's like a woman thing.
I didn't think I could get ripped off on a piano until I brought it back here and I couldn't play the keys.
I don't know why I thought like pianos just worked and I played like two keys and it worked.
The one in the back doesn't work, but I got an electric one off Amazon that works.
So I'm going to be rewriting simp songs.
And I need you guys to stop making fun of my piano playing the people that are really good at it.
I understand it's subpar, but I'm going to torture you regardless.