Part Of The Problem - Dave Smith - Live From Tampa
Aired: 2023-05-24
Duration: 01:22:07


=== Florida Heat and Government Overreach (03:55) ===

[00:00:00]  Fill her up.
[00:00:02]  You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.
[00:00:09]  We need to roll back the state.
[00:00:11]  We spy on all of our own citizens.
[00:00:13]  Our prisons are flooded with nonviolent drug offenders.
[00:00:17]  If you want to know who America's next enemy is, look at who we're funding right now.
[00:00:22]  Every single one of these problems are a result of government being way too big.
[00:00:27]  You're listening to part of the problem on the Gas Digital Network.
[00:00:31]  Here's your host, James Smith.
[00:00:34]  What the fuck is up?
[00:00:35]  How's everybody doing?
[00:00:38]  Whoa, this is a cool setup here.
[00:00:41]  What's up, Tampa?
[00:00:42]  How is everyone, huh?
[00:00:46]  Oh, we are here, Rob.
[00:00:48]  We are in the heart of it.
[00:00:49]  Florida.
[00:00:50]  I dare you to say gay.
[00:00:53]  You're going right to jail.
[00:00:55]  Oh, shit, I just said it.
[00:00:56]  The feds are coming.
[00:00:58]  That guy right there is gay.
[00:01:01]  He tried to suck me off in the hallway, I'm telling you.
[00:01:04]  That guy right there, he's the gay guy in this audience.
[00:01:06]  Dude, how does it feel to be in defiance of Florida law right now?
[00:01:11]  Just for being what you are.
[00:01:16]  That's the don't say gay law.
[00:01:19]  I just think it's so funny that they kept calling it that, where it would really invoke these images that like if someone's like, I don't know, that seems a little gay, like a Fed would drop in and be like, on the ground.
[00:01:30]  Oh, that would, I mean, Florida's already done a good job of getting rid of all the black people, so the idea that a new, I haven't seen one since we got here.
[00:01:39]  This is heaven, buddy.
[00:01:43]  I don't want to give Florida that much credit.
[00:01:45]  Tampa has done a great job of getting rid of all the black people.
[00:01:49]  I've been to other parts of Florida.
[00:01:51]  North Miami, they haven't figured it out yet.
[00:01:55]  And this is on me, but do you want to just restart the show for YouTube?
[00:02:06]  50% of these live shows make it onto YouTube.
[00:02:09]  So, all right, let's give it a shot.
[00:02:11]  What's up, everybody?
[00:02:12]  Thanks for coming out.
[00:02:13]  Let's go.
[00:02:15]  Oh, thank you so much for joining the show.
[00:02:19]  How about that safe and effective vaccine, huh?
[00:02:24]  Now, that's YouTube material right there.
[00:02:27]  All right.
[00:02:28]  Well, listen, we've had a great time all weekend here.
[00:02:31]  This is me and Rob's first weekend here at Side Splitters.
[00:02:35]  It's been incredible the whole weekend.
[00:02:36]  How many of you guys came out to the stand-up show earlier today?
[00:02:41]  Thank you guys for coming.
[00:02:43]  This has been incredible.
[00:02:45]  One of the best comedy clubs in the country.
[00:02:47]  I was told this by a lot of comedians that this is like one of the best clubs out there, and they'll tell me.
[00:02:53]  Like Mark Norman, he was literally just a few days ago.
[00:02:57]  He was like, where are you going?
[00:02:58]  What do you got coming up?
[00:02:59]  And I was like, well, I got side splitters in Tampa.
[00:03:02]  And he goes, oh, it's one of the best clubs in the country.
[00:03:05]  And then I was like, and then I got Funnybone in Syracuse.
[00:03:08]  And he goes, dude, cancel it.
[00:03:12]  So I was like, I know he'll tell me.
[00:03:13]  You know what I mean?
[00:03:14]  And so like, this was, I was very excited to come here.
[00:03:17]  It's been an incredible time.
[00:03:19]  And we have a live part of the problem podcast for you.
[00:03:22]  What we do on these live shows, if many of you have probably seen them by now, we discuss a few issues that are going on.
[00:03:32]  Rob fucks up the logistics a whole bunch.
[00:03:36]  And then we do, and then he keeps doing it over and over again.
[00:03:43]  And then we do a question and answer segment to finish it off.
[00:03:47]  So if anyone has a question they want to ask, me or Rob, you could probably end up with Rob back in your hotel room by the end of tonight if you want to.

=== Rob's Logistics Failures Explained (15:06) ===

[00:03:56]  So that's, well, we'll do all of that.
[00:03:58]  So how did you have a fun time this week?
[00:04:00]  Yeah, this was...
[00:04:01]  I love Florida.
[00:04:02]  We should move.
[00:04:03]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  Yeah, and you should leave the family.
[00:04:09]  You think we should move to Florida?
[00:04:12]  Well, you're just saying that in front of these Dimwits.
[00:04:16]  That's what you're going to say.
[00:04:17]  That you really think we should move down here.
[00:04:19]  You give me two more days.
[00:04:20]  I'll be like, this heat fucking sucks.
[00:04:21]  Let's get out of here.
[00:04:23]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:24]  There is something about the Florida heat where you...
[00:04:28]  It pierces air conditioning.
[00:04:31]  You know, like, even when you're in air conditioning, you're still like, I'm in Florida.
[00:04:36]  Like, it's just, yeah, it just, especially during the winter, I'm sure there's like a couple months where you're like, oh, this is pretty cool.
[00:04:44]  But then the other 10 months of the year, you're like, what the fuck is happening here?
[00:04:50]  Like, I've never noticed.
[00:04:52]  Okay, in normal people world, like everywhere except here.
[00:04:59]  I go in hotels.
[00:04:59]  I'm in hotels all the time.
[00:05:01]  I've never thought to myself, is this elevator air conditioned?
[00:05:07]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:09]  Like you're just, you're inside.
[00:05:10]  There's air conditioning everywhere.
[00:05:12]  But in Florida, in the month of fucking, like, anything from April through September, you get in the fucking elevator and you're like, what the fuck?
[00:05:24]  Am I, like, am I in Guantanamo Bay right now?
[00:05:27]  What's happening?
[00:05:29]  Well, that's DeSantis for you.
[00:05:31]  Yeah.
[00:05:34]  That's right.
[00:05:35]  Guantanamo Bay.
[00:05:37]  He's fucking, he's overseeing the torture.
[00:05:39]  And you're sitting there and you're like, all I want to do is say the word gay.
[00:05:43]  And I can't.
[00:05:44]  It's fucking DeSantis.
[00:05:46]  That was really the only thing you probably aligned with those terrorists on.
[00:05:54]  In fact, he was waterporting one of them and he said, wait, you said don't say gay?
[00:05:59]  I could work with that.
[00:06:00]  I'm going to get the secrets out of you guys.
[00:06:02]  Although I will tell you, before I do, I really like your policy on the gays.
[00:06:07]  You guys are really cool with that shit.
[00:06:09]  Yeah.
[00:06:09]  I mean, leave our buildings up, but other than that.
[00:06:12]  Did you guys hear?
[00:06:13]  It's rumored that he's about to announce that he's running for president.
[00:06:18]  That's the rumor.
[00:06:20]  What do you got?
[00:06:21]  Florida?
[00:06:22]  You guys aren't for him.
[00:06:23]  Really?
[00:06:24]  Don't do it.
[00:06:24]  You say don't do it.
[00:06:25]  And why is that?
[00:06:27]  See, that's a good.
[00:06:28]  Quit hogging DeSantis for yourself.
[00:06:32]  What do you think?
[00:06:32]  The rest of the country should be allowed to say gay?
[00:06:36]  You think you can only have it for...
[00:06:39]  You think this theocrat's only for you?
[00:06:51]  Dave Smith for president platform is you have to say gay.
[00:06:55]  But only politicians.
[00:06:57]  You have to call yourself gay all day long.
[00:07:02]  It is pretty funny that people like the way crazy progressives describe Florida is they're like it's been taken over by a theocratic dictatorship that won't let you say gay.
[00:07:13]  And then you come down here and you're like, I'm pretty sure it's just Gator rednecks.
[00:07:19]  I don't think you guys have this right.
[00:07:22]  Anyway, it does seem like DeSantis is going to announce.
[00:07:26]  That's what everyone's floating out there.
[00:07:27]  I know a lot of people in Florida, they want him to stay here because they like him as the governor.
[00:07:32]  It'll be interesting, though, if he does fucking run.
[00:07:36]  Because if he runs, he's got to fucking fight with Donald Trump.
[00:07:41]  I don't know.
[00:07:41]  What do you guys think?
[00:07:51]  Can we bring that guy on tour?
[00:07:52]  That guy's fun.
[00:07:53]  He's pretty good.
[00:07:54]  He's pretty good.
[00:07:57]  He's got to fight with Donald Trump, but it has to be extra getting.
[00:08:01]  You want this nomination or not, sir?
[00:08:05]  Well, we'll see.
[00:08:06]  All right, if you guys had to, let's say, and don't yell me, in this hypothetical, I'm not in the competition.
[00:08:14]  But you had to vote for DeSantis or Trump.
[00:08:17]  Gun to your head.
[00:08:19]  No.
[00:08:19]  No.
[00:08:22]  Forget it.
[00:08:23]  Not gun to your head in true Legion of Skanks fashions.
[00:08:26]  Gun to your anus.
[00:08:28]  All right?
[00:08:29]  You have to vote for either Trump or DeSantis.
[00:08:32]  Who do you guys like?
[00:08:41]  Okay, congratulations.
[00:08:43]  You all just got raped by a gun.
[00:08:45]  No one answered the question.
[00:08:53]  I don't think DeSantis is going to be able to win in a primary against Trump.
[00:08:57]  No, I think no way.
[00:08:59]  I mean, he's fucking done great here in Florida.
[00:09:02]  And I know you guys are probably like, he's the most popular person ever.
[00:09:05]  But for most people outside of Florida, they don't even know who the fuck DeSantis is.
[00:09:10]  He's not beating fucking Trump.
[00:09:12]  I don't even see what the point is.
[00:09:14]  I think he shouldn't run.
[00:09:15]  I think he should fucking bail out, stay here as Florida's governor, keep doing a good job making sure Disney doesn't transcend kids or whatever.
[00:09:25]  And then that's it.
[00:09:28]  I think that's what he should do.
[00:09:30]  I don't even think he should try to run.
[00:09:32]  Because if he does, he's going to lose.
[00:09:34]  And then he just becomes a loser.
[00:09:36]  Oh, that's branding.
[00:09:38]  The branding is bad.
[00:09:39]  Right now, he's a winner.
[00:09:41]  He fucking, he won his first election by, I think, like a pube hair of a vote.
[00:09:47]  Like, he barely won.
[00:09:48]  And then he won this last election by like fucking a landslide.
[00:09:53]  So now he's like big winner.
[00:09:54]  But if he goes and runs against Donald Trump, then he's just going to be the guy who like tried to fight Trump.
[00:09:59]  He's going to, you know, Trump's going to jeb bush him.
[00:10:03]  Like, he's just going to fuck him up.
[00:10:05]  It's just going to, like, like, DeSantis is going to be like, look, we did a great job on COVID, and Donald Trump did this wrong and this wrong.
[00:10:12]  And then Trump's going to be like, you have a tiny peepee.
[00:10:15]  Like, DeSantis is going to be like, what?
[00:10:19]  And then the audience watching goes like, you know, I feel like he landed the stronger blow on that.
[00:10:26]  And so it's not a good move for him.
[00:10:28]  That's my feeling.
[00:10:29]  You think that's going to be Donald Trump's nickname for DeSantis?
[00:10:33]  Tiny Pee Pe DeSantis is trying to tell you I didn't do a good job on COVID.
[00:10:39]  He's got a tiny pee-pee.
[00:10:40]  Have you seen it?
[00:10:41]  It's tiny.
[00:10:44]  People sent me pictures.
[00:10:45]  It was tiny.
[00:10:46]  Yeah, I think that's what he'll do.
[00:10:48]  But I don't think that's necessary.
[00:10:51]  Trump's got to have a smaller penis than DeSantis.
[00:10:56]  Trump almost certainly has a micro penis.
[00:10:59]  Almost certainly.
[00:11:00]  But it doesn't mean, but we, you know, you'll never know for sure.
[00:11:04]  You have to take Stormy Daniels' word for it.
[00:11:07]  I don't take her word for anything.
[00:11:09]  Right.
[00:11:09]  That horsemouth tour.
[00:11:14]  Put this up on YouTube.
[00:11:15]  We'll be fine.
[00:11:17]  Imagine if DeSantis pulled it.
[00:11:19]  Remember when Trump brought all the Clinton ladies before the debate?
[00:11:23]  Todd, was that hold?
[00:11:25]  That was a gangster move.
[00:11:27]  If you guys don't even know what Rob's talking about, the greatest thing that anyone's ever done in the history of politics was that Donald Trump, when he was debating Hillary Clinton, brought all of the women who Bill Clinton raped to the debate.
[00:11:44]  And those are the ones that are sold.
[00:11:47]  Yeah.
[00:11:48]  The ones he raped and forgot to kill and sat them in the front row just to stare at Hillary Clinton.
[00:11:58]  Just to fuck with her.
[00:12:00]  For no other reason than just to like throw her off her game.
[00:12:05]  He just had this row of Clinton rape victims.
[00:12:09]  And so Hillary Clinton would be like, well, tax policy sha tax policy should just like fuck her up while she was at the bottom of the city.
[00:12:18]  And you know the whole time she was in her head like jokes on him because I actually rape these women.
[00:12:27]  Bill was the front the whole time.
[00:12:32]  She was like, jokes on you.
[00:12:33]  I'm a sociopath.
[00:12:34]  I don't care.
[00:12:35]  Right.
[00:12:36]  This actually excites me.
[00:12:36]  This gets me juiced up.
[00:12:41]  And by the way, I don't even know.
[00:12:44]  I've never even thought about this because I know the story.
[00:12:46]  But you go, where was Bill Clinton that night?
[00:12:49]  Raping someone else.
[00:12:52]  Just an unusual night at home.
[00:12:57]  Bill Clinton goes, it's the perfect alibi.
[00:13:00]  Yeah, he was shopping.
[00:13:00]  Perfect alibi.
[00:13:02]  He was shopping for cigar tubes.
[00:13:06]  Yeah, you guys will get that one later.
[00:13:08]  No, but it was good.
[00:13:10]  But just going back to the DeSantis thing, DeSantis should pull the same thing.
[00:13:13]  If Trump calls him out for having a little wiener, he should get all the women he's had affairs with to give testimony about what Donald Trump's like.
[00:13:19]  That would be a power move.
[00:13:20]  And then bring them there.
[00:13:22]  Yes.
[00:13:22]  Yeah, no, it'll never work.
[00:13:24]  Donald Trump always wins.
[00:13:25]  Okay.
[00:13:25]  He always wins the little wiener competition for all these moves toward Donald Trump.
[00:13:31]  All right.
[00:13:31]  Listen, so what do we got, Rob?
[00:13:32]  We got a few topics that we want to talk about.
[00:13:35]  What's up first?
[00:13:37]  What's up to you?
[00:13:38]  You want to do trans stuff or Fetterman stuff?
[00:13:43]  Hold on, wait, That's an excellent question.
[00:13:47]  Trans stuff or Fetterman stuff?
[00:13:49]  I feel like Eagles?
[00:13:55]  Wait, like the Philadelphia Eagles?
[00:14:01]  Hold on, one second.
[00:14:02]  I'm not following anything that's happening here.
[00:14:07]  The Philadelphia Eagles?
[00:14:08]  What does that have to do with either of these?
[00:14:10]  Federman said the Eagles abandoning the Eagles.
[00:14:14]  Oh, I missed that.
[00:14:15]  I don't actually understand Fetterman when he talks, so I didn't get that.
[00:14:20]  This is the one guy who Fetterman makes sense to.
[00:14:24]  And he's like, remember what Fetterman said?
[00:14:26]  He told us the truth about the Eagles versus the Eagles.
[00:14:30]  Are you guys not going to get into this tonight?
[00:14:33]  All right, listen, we'll get to them both.
[00:14:35]  Let's start with the trans stuff.
[00:14:37]  Seeing as how this is the oppressive state where trans rights are being violated.
[00:14:45]  All right, so this popped up was that apparently if you wanted to go shopping at Target for your kids, they've developed new clothing, tuck-friendly construction or extra crotch coverage for your child.
[00:15:02]  Yeah, make it big so everyone can see it.
[00:15:07]  No, can you make this the entire screen, Rob, so it's not just a tiny portion?
[00:15:12]  When you say the entire, you mean this entire thing?
[00:15:15]  Well, why would it just be a little tiny piece of this?
[00:15:22]  I want to see a giant tufted baby penis in front of this entire crowd.
[00:15:29]  What the fuck is going on in the world?
[00:15:32]  Is this real?
[00:15:33]  It's the reverse sheath underwear.
[00:15:43]  So that you can send your child to school safely with their penis tucked away.
[00:15:49]  Hold on.
[00:15:50]  Yes.
[00:15:50]  First of all, Rob, what is going on here?
[00:15:53]  Why do we have this big green screen and then a fourth of it cover with our screen?
[00:15:57]  Well, that's the budget we're working with, my friend.
[00:16:00]  But is there no way to make this the whole screen?
[00:16:03]  No, not at this time.
[00:16:08]  Jeez.
[00:16:09]  All right.
[00:16:09]  I got to get my shit together.
[00:16:10]  All right.
[00:16:11]  So wait, are you telling me there's Target is actually selling underwear to tuck your dick.
[00:16:19]  And this guy's going to model it for us.
[00:16:23]  All right.
[00:16:24]  Get on up here.
[00:16:27]  I don't even understand how the underwear works.
[00:16:29]  I don't know.
[00:16:30]  Like, where are you tucking?
[00:16:30]  Why do you need three layers?
[00:16:32]  The whole thing's a little confusing to me.
[00:16:36]  And why?
[00:16:36]  Why?
[00:16:37]  Oh, because kids need to tuck their wiener somewhere these days.
[00:16:41]  You can't just go to school with a wiener anymore.
[00:16:45]  It's not like back in the good old days when you and I went to school.
[00:16:48]  Can you see what the description for this advertisement is?
[00:16:53]  Like, are they telling you that this is for kids who want to be trans?
[00:16:58]  I guess for parents that want to impose it on their kids.
[00:17:02]  And so when you're going shopping at Target and you want to...
[00:17:08]  Well, they got a whole line of clothing now.
[00:17:09]  So they got your trans people will always exist t-shirts for your kids.
[00:17:15]  They got a whole rainbow section.
[00:17:18]  Okay.
[00:17:18]  Yeah.
[00:17:20]  Okay.
[00:17:20]  So I will tell you, I did, me and my wife went to Target about a month ago and we were looking through, we were like going somewhere and we had some time to kill and we passed a Target and she's like, oh, let's go in here and see if there's like, we'll get some stuff that I need.
[00:17:38]  And we were looking through the kids' clothing section and there was stuff like this.
[00:17:43]  Like t-shirts, like trans people will always exist.
[00:17:46]  And my wife, who, by the way, just so you guys know, she is even more based than I am.
[00:17:52]  Like she, like, I'm a moderate compared to my wife.
[00:17:55]  Like, she's like, like, I'm like, you know, I think this stuff's being pushed a little hard on the kids.
[00:18:00]  And my wife's like, we should kill them all.
[00:18:03]  She's hardcore.
[00:18:05]  I mean, those aren't, not her words exactly, but it's like the Italian look in her eyes.
[00:18:12]  But there was like, oh, a thing like this.
[00:18:14]  And like, she shows it to me and she's like, what the fuck is this?
[00:18:16]  And I was like, I don't know, that's weird.
[00:18:18]  And then we saw like four or five more things like it.
[00:18:21]  Like just a bunch of little kids.
[00:18:22]  It's literally like, congratulations, you had a baby.
[00:18:26]  Trans them.
[00:18:27]  You know, like, just like things like that.
[00:18:29]  And by like the fourth thing, my wife goes, let's go.
[00:18:32]  We're never coming back to Target again.
[00:18:34]  And I was like, yeah, that's it.
[00:18:35]  We're done with fucking Target.
[00:18:37]  So now we did not see the tuck your dick and balls underneath your underwear.
[00:18:42]  That we did not catch.
[00:18:44]  And you can talk to someone in the store.
[00:18:46]  They'll help demonstrate it for you.
[00:18:48]  The crazy thing is that none of the people in the store actually believe in it.
[00:18:52]  You know?
[00:18:53]  Because you go talk to them and you're talking to some minimum wage worker who's just like, I don't fucking know, dude.
[00:18:58]  Like, that's what they're trying to trans kids.
[00:19:00]  I don't know what to tell you.

=== Trans Kids and Baby Congratulations (14:31) ===

[00:19:03]  Yeah.
[00:19:04]  So you never get an actual answer.
[00:19:07]  All right.
[00:19:08]  What do we got?
[00:19:08]  Is there more to this story than that?
[00:19:10]  Well, we've got more trans stuff coming at us.
[00:19:12]  So you've got Adidas is putting out a new line of bathing suits.
[00:19:17]  And this is the pride bathing suit.
[00:19:23]  That's a great friend.
[00:19:24]  What?
[00:19:25]  That's our first lady.
[00:19:26]  How dare you?
[00:19:28]  How dare you insult her?
[00:19:30]  Oh, you're saying.
[00:19:31]  That's Barack Obama's beautiful wife.
[00:19:34]  Yeah.
[00:19:35]  She went on a hell of a diet.
[00:19:41]  Wait, can someone get this guy that target underwear to tuck that thing a little bit?
[00:19:45]  Because, Jesus Christ.
[00:19:47]  I can't tell.
[00:19:48]  Because I feel like for a lanky black dude, he'd have a bigger wiener than that.
[00:19:51]  So that might be tucked.
[00:19:55]  Wow, that's the part that's not tucked.
[00:19:58]  If that thing is tucked, that's a gigantic dong.
[00:20:03]  I mean, Adidas.
[00:20:04]  Say what you want.
[00:20:05]  That's some supportive underwear right there.
[00:20:06]  Adidas.
[00:20:09]  This is why they need Easyback, let's be honest.
[00:20:12]  You're telling me that the wholesome family-friendly company founded by Nazis is now putting forth this.
[00:20:22]  In a weird way, it's the most anti-Nazi message they could have.
[00:20:27]  Like, if you went, what's the polar opposite of Nazi?
[00:20:29]  You go, I don't know, a black dude tucking his dong?
[00:20:32]  Like, that's...
[00:20:33]  I don't know.
[00:20:34]  I bet if you actually undressed it, that's shaped like a swastika.
[00:20:39]  That's the way it's tucked.
[00:20:43]  So what the fuck is this?
[00:20:47]  All right.
[00:20:50]  It's a beautiful lady's dick.
[00:20:56]  All right.
[00:20:57]  Well, now, you know what, America, we're doing great.
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[00:21:07]  It should be.
[00:21:09]  We're going to get on a plane and get out of here, but all you guys are getting arrested.
[00:21:14]  We're laughing at it.
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[00:22:09]  If that wasn't enough of them shoving the trans stuff upon us, so you got in the new Sports Illustrated, that's the new cover model.
[00:22:20]  And, you know, it's Photoshop quite a bit, but that lady was originally a man.
[00:22:27]  Originally.
[00:22:28]  Yeah, but she transitioned really young, apparently.
[00:22:31]  How young?
[00:22:32]  Oh, I didn't do all my research.
[00:22:36]  Well, she went young.
[00:22:37]  Why does that make it better if she transitioned young?
[00:22:41]  You're saying this beautiful woman never went through puberty.
[00:22:47]  Is that your point?
[00:22:48]  From what I understand, yes.
[00:22:49]  Okay.
[00:22:50]  I guess that is fucking...
[00:22:52]  That is a thing to brag about in the trans community, right?
[00:22:56]  Right.
[00:22:57]  You're like, I did it before I went through puberty.
[00:22:59]  It's not like fucking, like if tomorrow Ric Flair was like, I want to be a chick.
[00:23:05]  Like, you'd be like, Jesus Christ.
[00:23:13]  That was a weird fucking, that was insane how everyone jumped on board.
[00:23:17]  Ric Flair would make a better lady than Caitlin Jenner.
[00:23:22]  That's, all right, don't give an easy answer on that.
[00:23:25]  Let's really think about it.
[00:23:28]  This is the way you have to judge it.
[00:23:30]  Bruce Jenner, his last day of being Bruce, versus Ric Flair.
[00:23:35]  If you had to pick between those two dudes, and you go, who would make a better chick?
[00:23:42]  I like all the people who, all the people who are wooing are just voting for Flair because they just want him to win whatever competition he's in.
[00:23:50]  They're like, are you styling and profiling?
[00:23:52]  You're telling me he can't have a better pussy than anyone else out there?
[00:24:01]  All right, sir, you're the coolest guy in the room to memorize 80s wrestling lines.
[00:24:06]  You win.
[00:24:08]  All right, so what is the deal here?
[00:24:09]  This is a fucking...
[00:24:10]  What the fuck is popping out of those shorts?
[00:24:14]  Wait, what is that?
[00:24:15]  Is that a dick hanging out?
[00:24:17]  No, she's just like skin.
[00:24:19]  Yeah, she's got it removed.
[00:24:21]  Oh, that's exactly what you want a woman to look like down there.
[00:24:26]  So this is a...
[00:24:27]  Wait, wait, so Rob, this is a trans who's a trans and she's on the cover of sports illustration.
[00:24:39]  Yes.
[00:24:39]  Wow.
[00:24:41]  Man, how much does it suck to be a little boy today?
[00:24:44]  Well, they got porn.
[00:24:45]  We didn't have porn, so they got so much more, but still, they're just yeah, you know what?
[00:24:50]  I completely take it back.
[00:24:51]  Thank you, Rob.
[00:24:52]  I just completely reversed my opinion on that.
[00:24:55]  Forget it.
[00:24:56]  I'm like, how much does it suck?
[00:24:58]  Because I'm imposing my own little boy world on their world.
[00:25:02]  And we would have been forced to work with this.
[00:25:04]  Swimsuit is all you have.
[00:25:06]  Yeah, it was all time.
[00:25:08]  Yes.
[00:25:08]  You'd be like, thanks a lot.
[00:25:09]  I got to jerk off to this dude right now.
[00:25:12]  That's all we have.
[00:25:14]  That's what I have to do.
[00:25:16]  Thanks a lot, system.
[00:25:18]  But in fact, for real little boys today, they're like, all right, whatever.
[00:25:23]  Take your magazine, queer.
[00:25:25]  I don't care.
[00:25:26]  I have that fucking entire internet library at my fingertips.
[00:25:30]  Okay.
[00:25:30]  So it's not even.
[00:25:31]  That's not even true.
[00:25:33]  To maybe display just how removed we are from whatever the fuck is going on in society.
[00:25:38]  So this lady, man, whatever thing, I guess, is actually...
[00:25:43]  Rob, beautiful woman.
[00:25:44]  Sorry.
[00:25:44]  I'm trying to be as nice as I'm really, I'm trying here.
[00:25:47]  I'm really.
[00:25:48]  So she's a.
[00:25:49]  She's more of a woman than regular women, but go ahead.
[00:25:52]  Okay, she's a pop star.
[00:25:56]  And so I'd like to play her biggest song.
[00:26:00]  There's a song?
[00:26:01]  No, she's a pop star, and that's how she got to the cover of Sports.
[00:26:04]  Okay, hey, hey, judge it fairly.
[00:26:24]  Dave, this is popular now.
[00:26:28]  You know what?
[00:26:28]  I'm going to be honest, not that bad.
[00:26:31]  Hold on, play it one more time, Rob.
[00:26:42]  Ah, you guys are all a bunch of queers.
[00:26:43]  It's pretty good.
[00:26:44]  My coconuts?
[00:26:48]  This chick.
[00:26:49]  I don't know.
[00:26:49]  This music offends me more than her trying to be a man dude or whatever.
[00:26:59]  They're all.
[00:27:00]  They're all her.
[00:27:06]  All right.
[00:27:08]  No, that picture's a lot worse than that song was.
[00:27:14]  All right, what do we got?
[00:27:15]  What's next, Rob?
[00:27:16]  All right.
[00:27:16]  Well, let's move on to Fetterman.
[00:27:18]  He's made his epic return.
[00:27:20]  Okay, we're going on a Fetterman.
[00:27:25]  Is it staggering?
[00:27:26]  Is it a staggering responsibility that the head of a bank could literally crash our economy?
[00:27:35]  It's astonishing.
[00:27:36]  That's like if you have, I mean, like, and they also realize that now they have, it's a guaranteed, a guaranteed way to be saved by no, again, by no matter how.
[00:27:51]  You know, so it's, it's, you know, isn't it appropriate that those kinds of, this kind of control should be stricter to prevent this kind of thing from going?
[00:28:03]  Or should we just go on and start bailing and sailing whoever bank, regardless of how their conduct is?
[00:28:13]  Can I just say bailing and sailing would be a great rap album for him.
[00:28:18]  Wait, hold on one second.
[00:28:20]  All right, listen.
[00:28:23]  At risk of losing the entire crowd right now.
[00:28:27]  I think I'm on his side.
[00:28:30]  Like, I kind of get what he's trying to say.
[00:28:34]  I mean, he's not doing it good, but he's kind of trying to, he's trying his best to say, like, this is fucking unfair, what these bankers get compared to what everyone else gets.
[00:28:48]  But he's just so, he's literally brain dead.
[00:28:50]  So it's coming out like, it used to be, you bankers are just send stuff to fucking bailing and sailing, you know?
[00:28:57]  Like, but all right, hold on.
[00:28:59]  I want to hear more.
[00:28:59]  I want to hear, and try to give this the most generous interpretation you can.
[00:29:09]  You know, I'll give you an example.
[00:29:11]  The Republicans want to give a work requirement for SNAP.
[00:29:15]  You know, for a hungry family has to have this kind of penalties.
[00:29:21]  Are these some kinds of word working required?
[00:29:25]  Shouldn't you have a working requirement after we sale your bank with billions of your bank?
[00:29:29]  Because they seem to be more preoccupied than SNAP and requirements for works for hungry people, but not about protecting the tax papers that will bail no matter whatever does about a bank to crash it.
[00:29:48]  You know what?
[00:29:49]  All right, he did lose me on the second half.
[00:29:51]  I'll be honest.
[00:29:54]  He's trying.
[00:29:55]  He's trying his best.
[00:29:57]  I mean, if you're the bank guy, you're sitting there.
[00:29:59]  You're like, am I supposed to try and respond to that?
[00:30:03]  Does someone have jelly beans for this guy?
[00:30:04]  What am I supposed to do here?
[00:30:07]  There's a few times where he kind of stops, but then he realizes like there's no question there.
[00:30:12]  So he just keeps asking more things.
[00:30:15]  And then, all right.
[00:30:17]  He was kind of trying to get to something.
[00:30:22]  He's just, I don't know.
[00:30:23]  It's fucking insane that this guy is a fucking senator, dude.
[00:30:28]  That's nuts.
[00:30:29]  What was the, where was the picture?
[00:30:31]  Do you have the picture of him when he was wearing the fucking hoodie and fucking shorts?
[00:30:38]  This was something that doesn't, none of this makes sense.
[00:30:43]  Dude, everyone else is in a suit and tie, and he just comes in in a fucking hoodie and shorts.
[00:30:54]  Oh, I'm not sure.
[00:31:01]  Go birds.
[00:31:05]  I'm not sure where the sound is on this, but you can just assume he's not saying anything intelligent.
[00:31:12]  Listen, man, I'm not against being comfortable.
[00:31:16]  Like, I get it.
[00:31:17]  I get you want to dress.
[00:31:18]  But could you imagine, like, wouldn't it, and maybe...
[00:31:22]  Look, yeah, look at this.
[00:31:24]  So now perhaps whatever part of your brain would make you feel super uncomfortable if everyone around you was in a suit and you were in a hoodie and shorts, maybe that part of his brain has been removed.
[00:31:39]  I don't know.
[00:31:41]  But don't you feel like I saw Ian Fidance very funny comedian.
[00:31:49]  Love Ian.
[00:31:50]  He tweeted about this.
[00:31:52]  This really got me.
[00:31:53]  Where he goes, why is Fetterman dressed like he was just jerking off while his wife went to the supermarket?
[00:32:03]  This is the perfect description of this.
[00:32:08]  Imagine being around senators in suits and ties.
[00:32:12]  And you're like, I'm sorry, I got a little jizz on my leg.
[00:32:15]  Like, what?
[00:32:17]  How is he not?
[00:32:17]  Why are they doing this?
[00:32:19]  Why are they marching this big giant retard out in front of everybody and pretending he should be speaking at the podium?
[00:32:26]  I like that.
[00:32:26]  It's so mean to him.
[00:32:28]  I don't care.
[00:32:29]  Get someone else who will vote the same way he does.
[00:32:31]  Why are they doing it to him?
[00:32:32]  I like whoever the prop guy out in back was like, here, just hold this while you're out there.
[00:32:40]  Oh, man.
[00:32:41]  It is pretty rough.
[00:32:42]  It's a pretty rough thing.
[00:32:43]  It's a pretty fucked up thing to do to somebody.
[00:32:46]  All right.
[00:32:46]  What do we fucking, what do we got, Rob?
[00:32:48]  We got another topic, and then maybe let's get the fucking question and answer.
[00:32:52]  All right, so we had two other topics.
[00:32:54]  One was all the stores that are closing in, well, Walmart is, I think, completely leaving Seattle.
[00:33:03]  What was that?
[00:33:05]  And then we, or we have the, they brought the whistleblowers in from the FBI, and there was video of one FBI office having a conversation with the Washington, D.C. office.
[00:33:20]  Let's do that one.
[00:33:21]  Let's do that video and see what that's all about.
[00:33:27]  Whoa, whoa.
[00:33:30]  Give me some volume.
[00:33:32]  This could be a problem.

=== Legalizing Pot vs Religious Faith (03:32) ===

[00:33:34]  Jesus Christ.
[00:33:40]  I might have downloaded this without sound somehow.
[00:33:45]  No, that's cool, Rob.
[00:33:46]  Sounds not that important for this.
[00:33:50]  All right.
[00:33:50]  Well then, fucking close it.
[00:33:52]  After making fun of Fetterman, I feel like I should just leave.
[00:33:55]  Hold on, wait, wait.
[00:33:56]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:33:57]  Keep playing it.
[00:33:58]  We could just do like a bad lip rating.
[00:34:00]  I think you're a bunch of silly goose.
[00:34:03]  And I think everyone here.
[00:34:04]  And if you don't do it, then I won't do it.
[00:34:07]  Sir?
[00:34:08]  Let me tell you about Congress.
[00:34:11]  All right, fine.
[00:34:11]  Well, if the volume doesn't work, then this doesn't work, Rob.
[00:34:15]  I think they're getting the point.
[00:34:16]  I feel like...
[00:34:20]  Here, we can look at this guy's dick again.
[00:34:25]  You know what, Rob?
[00:34:26]  Just when I think you've blown it, you bail yourself out.
[00:34:30]  All right, let's just go to question and answers then, and we'll fucking move on to crowd.
[00:34:34]  Who wants to ask a fucking question to any of us?
[00:34:37]  Rob will come around and grab you, and then we'll do this.
[00:34:43]  He will grope you.
[00:34:45]  You're going to get grabbed by the pussy if you want to ask a question tonight.
[00:34:52]  Hey, Dave, personal question for you.
[00:34:55]  Yes.
[00:34:55]  You've mentioned several times on the podcast that you truly started believing in God when you held your newborn daughter.
[00:35:03]  Speaking as someone who has always struggled with faith, can you go into more detail with that experience?
[00:35:10]  And how has faith impacted your personal life?
[00:35:13]  Do you pray?
[00:35:14]  Are you raising your children religiously?
[00:35:16]  Just sort of touching on that topic.
[00:35:20]  Well, I didn't start believing in God when I held my daughter.
[00:35:25]  I started believing in God that day before I held her.
[00:35:30]  It was just kind of like I was so scared about all the shit that was going on because my wife was having a real rough pregnancy that I just started talking to God a lot.
[00:35:39]  And I don't know.
[00:35:41]  It's very hard to describe, particularly in a comedy club.
[00:35:45]  But I was just like, when...
[00:35:48]  Look, you know the old saying, like, there's no atheists in a foxhole?
[00:35:53]  You know, like, once you get into, when you're really scared that you're going to lose everything that matters to you the most, you're going to believe in God.
[00:36:00]  And that, you know, I've explained this in other situations.
[00:36:04]  Like, that's the truth.
[00:36:05]  Like, there's no such thing as an atheist.
[00:36:10]  It doesn't actually exist.
[00:36:12]  You could fucking, like, you could take the most hardcore atheist in the world.
[00:36:16]  If they're on a plane that's going down, they're not going like, dear science, please save me.
[00:36:22]  Like, and so there's just, it's almost like once you realize that, that that's like in you.
[00:36:28]  It's in every one of us to when the shit really hits the fan to look to a higher power.
[00:36:34]  And it's not, I don't know.
[00:36:35]  My kids are real young.
[00:36:36]  It's not, there's nothing that I instill in them.
[00:36:38]  I try to instill in them to be good people.
[00:36:41]  I haven't like really instilled any like, this is your religious faith.
[00:36:46]  But I pray to God every day.
[00:36:50]  Like I try, I talk to God every day.
[00:36:52]  That's like my, that's a big part of my life.
[00:36:56]  And I pray for you, Florida, to legalize the word gay again, sometime soon.

=== Hassan Piker on Higher Powers (02:53) ===

[00:37:07]  Okay.
[00:37:07]  That would be cool.
[00:37:08]  That would be cool if you guys legal.
[00:37:10]  Yeah, legalize pot.
[00:37:11]  Come on.
[00:37:11]  Legalize pot.
[00:37:12]  I mean, don't trans your kids, but smoke pot.
[00:37:18]  Can I introduce a new segment?
[00:37:20]  I'll allow you to pitch a new segment.
[00:37:23]  Okay, here's my pitch for a new segment, okay?
[00:37:26]  It's called either on to something or on something.
[00:37:33]  I'm going to give you...
[00:37:34]  This guy's on something.
[00:37:35]  I'll go with that one.
[00:37:37]  I have to make a determination.
[00:37:39]  If I'm picking between the two, I think he's more on something.
[00:37:42]  But all right, what's the pitch?
[00:37:44]  I'm going to give you some quotes.
[00:37:46]  And you tell me if this person is either on to something or on something.
[00:37:51]  All right.
[00:37:52]  Give me one quote.
[00:37:53]  Here's the first quote.
[00:37:55]  You ready for it?
[00:37:56]  Uh-huh.
[00:37:57]  By the way, I said I'll give you one, and he went, here's the first.
[00:38:01]  And you're like, sir, this is, you could call it the last if you want to.
[00:38:05]  I can call it the last.
[00:38:07]  America deserved 9-11, dude.
[00:38:09]  Fuck it.
[00:38:10]  I'm saying it.
[00:38:15]  I don't know.
[00:38:16]  On something or onto something?
[00:38:18]  Like, I mean, on something?
[00:38:20]  I don't know.
[00:38:21]  I don't agree with the quote.
[00:38:23]  Whose quote is it?
[00:38:24]  It's Hassan Piker's.
[00:38:26]  Yeah, Hassan Piker's a fucking retard, dude.
[00:38:31]  He is a fucking retard.
[00:38:33]  Well, because it's like, by the way, here's the thing, right?
[00:38:35]  It's not even like, this is the problem with this guy.
[00:38:38]  This is the problem with dummy left-wingers is like, he's not, I almost get what he's trying to say.
[00:38:47]  Like, it's just that he's really retarded, right?
[00:38:51]  So, like, he's almost trying to say something that is true, but he's like, these left-wingers can't, like, separate the collective, like, dumbness.
[00:39:01]  So it's like, no, America didn't deserve 9-11.
[00:39:05]  Like, the people who died on that 9-11 were like some chick named Susan.
[00:39:10]  You know what I mean?
[00:39:11]  Like, she didn't fucking do anything.
[00:39:13]  But is there truth that like the U.S. government's foreign policy pissed off these Muslims so much that they wanted to fucking blow shit up over here?
[00:39:22]  Yeah, that's fucking true.
[00:39:23]  But of course, leave it to Hassan Piker to just fucking have the dumbest fucking way to explain it.
[00:39:29]  Can I give you another one onto something on something?
[00:39:32]  Fine, one more.
[00:39:34]  I got to tell you, I don't love this segment.
[00:39:37]  Okay, okay, okay.
[00:39:38]  Kanye's main problem isn't hating the Jews or loving Hitler.
[00:39:42]  The main problem is that he, as always, has been a gay fish.
[00:39:47]  On to something.
[00:39:48]  That was me.
[00:39:49]  I said that.
[00:39:50]  That's my quote.
[00:39:52]  And I'll tell you, I was completely right when I said that.
[00:39:55]  He was, Kanye West is a gay fish, all right?
[00:39:58]  And he always has been.

=== Central Bank Digital Currency Wars (03:39) ===

[00:40:00]  Listen, man.
[00:40:02]  I don't know.
[00:40:03]  Fuck it.
[00:40:03]  If we're going to put this out, I shouldn't even say this.
[00:40:05]  Let's just say a lot of the hardcore right-winger fucking guys, like alt-right type.
[00:40:14]  Even, by the way, several of the ones that I've had podcasts with who are like, oh, I can't believe Dave talked to this thing.
[00:40:20]  They are flamingly gay.
[00:40:24]  Like, does no one notice this?
[00:40:25]  Nick Fuentes.
[00:40:28]  I said nothing about that.
[00:40:30]  America's gayest Mexican.
[00:40:31]  I mean, nah, Kanye and Nick Fuentes, they're just crushing puss.
[00:40:36]  All right, whatever, fine.
[00:40:37]  Richard Spencer loves vagina.
[00:40:40]  Anyway, I'm just saying, like, that is, South Park nailed something about that so much that it's like, yeah, it's a gay fish.
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[00:41:56]  Rob, go ahead.
[00:41:58]  Well, first of all, a real quick thank you to you and Rob for all of your work that you do.
[00:42:02]  It's part of you guys over the last few years that helped me transition from liberal to libertarian.
[00:42:09]  Well, you're not allowed to transition in Florida, so be careful.
[00:42:13]  But my question is, central bank digital currency.
[00:42:16]  I know we all fear that that's our future.
[00:42:18]  How do we fight against it when we're faced with feeding our kids or transitioning over to that?
[00:42:24]  You know, what do you see?
[00:42:26]  What can we do?
[00:42:28]  That's a good question.
[00:42:29]  I don't know, Rob.
[00:42:30]  What do you think?
[00:42:30]  What's the best way to fight against the central bank digital currency?
[00:42:34]  Well, I just want to clarify, did she say feeding or beating her kids?
[00:42:40]  I'm just trying to beat my kids.
[00:42:42]  How am I going to beat them with a central bank digital currency?
[00:42:45]  All right.
[00:42:45]  I've been beating them with a sack of gold coins all these years.
[00:42:49]  Now I'm going to beat them with this central bank digital currency.
[00:42:55]  I mean, like, my feeling on it is that, like with many of these crazy shifts and policies, they often float these ideas out there.
[00:43:07]  And if enough people reject it, then they pull it back.
[00:43:10]  So that's kind of like what I try to do is like get enough, you know, like convince enough people to be outraged about it, and then they'll kind of pull it back as they do with many of these things.
[00:43:22]  If they get that through, we're in a lot of fucking trouble.
[00:43:25]  So I don't really know what the best answer to fight back against that is.
[00:43:29]  My strength is more just being like, that's the thing that we should fight against.
[00:43:33]  And it might be up to someone else to figure out what the strategy is to fucking fight against it.
[00:43:38]  I don't know.

=== Rejecting Policies to Save Living Standards (14:22) ===

[00:43:39]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:43:40]  Talk about it on the Joe Rogan podcast.
[00:43:42]  That's my best.
[00:43:43]  That's the best thing I got.
[00:43:47]  I, Dave, we're both fans.
[00:43:48]  And on the drive here, we had a little debate with each other.
[00:43:51]  So I wanted to hear what your thought, what your opinion is.
[00:43:55]  And our debate.
[00:43:56]  Can I just say, don't they have a law in Florida about sounding gay?
[00:44:01]  So I feel like everyone I put the mic in front of him, I'm like, are they all closeted here?
[00:44:05]  That's DeSantis' second term.
[00:44:07]  He's going to get to that.
[00:44:09]  Don't sound gay, Bill.
[00:44:12]  Okay, I'm sorry, buddy.
[00:44:14]  So we had this fabulous idea.
[00:44:16]  Sorry.
[00:44:17]  No.
[00:44:23]  That was very good.
[00:44:24]  So this was our, you tell me which one you would pick.
[00:44:29]  The first one is basically what we have now, Joe Biden as president and our current quote-unquote constitutional republic with its supposed checks and what we have now.
[00:44:40]  Second option is Ron Paul given supreme dictatorial powers with the ability to execute people at will without trial, just complete sovereign authority.
[00:44:54]  Wait, you're saying...
[00:44:55]  You think there's even a debate between those two?
[00:44:59]  Yes, there is.
[00:45:00]  So I'd like you to, you know, Supreme Dictator Ron Paul or what we have now.
[00:45:05]  Ron Paul in a second.
[00:45:08]  In a second.
[00:45:11]  No question.
[00:45:12]  Like with zero hesitation.
[00:45:15]  Dude, look, man, I believe in liberty.
[00:45:19]  And, you know, process is a means to an end.
[00:45:24]  Like, if the process would lead to something better, then fine.
[00:45:28]  But if you're telling me, if somebody who believed in, like, abolishing the IRS and the CIA and fucking the Federal Reserve were to fucking take power by murdering every other person in government, then, you know, let me be careful for YouTube.
[00:45:49]  Let me, okay.
[00:45:50]  You shouldn't do that.
[00:45:52]  That's not good.
[00:45:54]  But if they did, you know what I mean?
[00:45:58]  Then like, fine.
[00:46:01]  If someone just like declared themselves the dictator, and then, well, but look, I would say it like this, right?
[00:46:08]  Like, and this is like even any like woke liberal fucking whatever.
[00:46:12]  If you were, if someone was like, like, let's say they're like during slavery.
[00:46:19]  Okay, in the middle of, in the middle of slavery, it's 1840, and there's fucking, you know, 10 million black people enslaved in the South.
[00:46:28]  And they go, okay, well, you could have a national referendum on slavery and see what the popular vote is.
[00:46:36]  But let's say you're not going to win the popular vote.
[00:46:39]  Say only 10% of people believe that we should abolish slavery and 90% believe we should keep it.
[00:46:44]  And then you go, well, what if one person just declared themselves the dictator of that policy and said, we're going to abolish slavery?
[00:46:54]  Are you like, well, no, because the process is wrong.
[00:46:58]  Or are you like, no, that's fucking, that's the right thing to do.
[00:47:01]  So fun.
[00:47:02]  That's how I feel.
[00:47:02]  Ron Paul as king.
[00:47:05]  That's my answer.
[00:47:07]  I'll take that over any of this other shit.
[00:47:09]  Holy shit, it's getting bright.
[00:47:14]  All right, where are we at, Rob?
[00:47:15]  I already got you.
[00:47:17]  In the last year or so, we've seen a dozen different economic changes overseas, indicating that many states around the world are reorienting themselves away from the petrodollar.
[00:47:27]  I don't like the idea of a decrease of standard of living on our continent, but in the interest of ending the U.S. military-industrial complex, the CIA, the Federal Reserve, and all the others, wouldn't a hopefully non-World War III end to the unipolar moment be a victory for humanity?
[00:47:45]  Yeah, I mean, well, that guy thinks so.
[00:47:50]  I think there's a very good point to that.
[00:47:52]  You know, so I don't know if any of you guys saw, because it just came out earlier today, but I had Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on the podcast a couple days ago.
[00:48:03]  And so he just came out, and he was great.
[00:48:06]  He was great.
[00:48:07]  Very impressive guy, and very interesting.
[00:48:09]  And you get used to the voice eventually.
[00:48:13]  But one of the things he said, which I didn't really push back against, because he was just being so great on a lot of the stuff he was talking about.
[00:48:20]  But one of the things he said was just like how terrible it is that we're losing like the dollar reserve currency standard and that's going to cost us so much money.
[00:48:28]  But I do tend to agree with you.
[00:48:30]  In a way, what you're saying is not like you're saying like, okay, it's not like, oh, on the one hand, we're going to lose this standard of living, but on the other hand, we won't be able to do all this other shit.
[00:48:41]  I think the point that you're making is that we're losing this standard of living, but on the other hand, there's this thing that's robbing us of our standard of living that, you know, is parasitical from having the World Reserve currency.
[00:48:57]  I think in general, I think it's going to be a net plus if the dollar does not have hegemony over the world.
[00:49:06]  Like, I just think that's going to, for American people, it'll be a net plus if we just fucking aren't dominating the entire fucking world.
[00:49:14]  Because what that does is allow all these fucking parasitic organizations to rape the rest of the fucking country.
[00:49:21]  So it's going to be painful in the meantime, but I don't think it's for the best that we keep it going.
[00:49:28]  That's my feeling on it.
[00:49:32]  Yes, sir.
[00:49:32]  That's right.
[00:49:34]  In the back.
[00:49:36]  How you doing, Top Lobster reporting from Tower Gang officials?
[00:49:40]  I just have a...
[00:49:41]  Top Lobster, how are you?
[00:49:43]  Hi, Dave.
[00:49:45]  So this is a two-part question.
[00:49:46]  Number one, can you run down how comedy really influences our political sphere and what goes on in society?
[00:49:54]  And also on the eve of you selling your tickets for Gas Digital to presents 30 Minutes with Dave Smith.
[00:50:00]  Is that the set that you just did, is that really what you're going with?
[00:50:07]  Thanks, Dave.
[00:50:10]  Well, listen, Top, the set I did was an hour.
[00:50:15]  So if you cut out the half hour of bullshit and then just put in the funny half hour of that, it's going to be incredible.
[00:50:22]  Well, what did you guys think?
[00:50:23]  How was my fucking hour that I did of Standard Tonight?
[00:50:27]  Screw you, Top.
[00:50:30]  That's the influence that comedy has on society.
[00:50:34]  You bastards.
[00:50:38]  All right, who's next?
[00:50:40]  What was the question before that?
[00:50:41]  What influence does comedy have on society?
[00:50:44]  Like, I don't know.
[00:50:45]  That's the gayest question I've ever heard in my life.
[00:50:49]  What do we got, Rob?
[00:50:52]  I'm going to go to jail.
[00:50:53]  I heard once that if we want to know who America's next enemy will be, we have to look at who we're funding now.
[00:50:59]  Yes.
[00:51:00]  Given the hundreds of billions of dollars we're giving to Ukraine, how long do you think until we're regime changing and democracy building in Ukraine?
[00:51:09]  Well, you know, I mean, what I said is, if you want to know who America's next enemy is, look at who we're funding right now.
[00:51:17]  And I mean, come on, tell me if they're not our biggest enemy already.
[00:51:23]  Like, it's not even something like you got to look into the future.
[00:51:26]  Like, right now.
[00:51:28]  Who's the biggest enemy?
[00:51:31]  They're much of a, like, Ukraine is our fucking enemy already.
[00:51:35]  First off, they already attacked NATO.
[00:51:38]  I mean, they can say it's accidental, but they bombed Poland, right?
[00:51:43]  So they already fucking attacked NATO.
[00:51:45]  And then when they did it, they tried to trick us into fucking starting a nuclear war with Russia.
[00:51:50]  That's our fucking enemy right there.
[00:51:52]  And so how bad will it be in the future?
[00:51:55]  I don't know.
[00:51:56]  But I'm already right on that fucking one.
[00:51:58]  So I don't even know.
[00:52:01]  We're on the side note also to the dude hailing in front.
[00:52:04]  That doesn't look good on camera.
[00:52:07]  So I'll get you.
[00:52:09]  I appreciate it.
[00:52:11]  I actually like where he's coming from.
[00:52:13]  I'll get you as the last question when I circle back.
[00:52:16]  Hey, hey, Dave.
[00:52:18]  I want to say great show.
[00:52:19]  I'm really glad I got to see you tonight.
[00:52:21]  So my question to you is, what do you think happened to John McAfee?
[00:52:25]  Why hasn't the Spanish government released his body for an independent autopsy?
[00:52:29]  And when you're elected president, will you order an investigation into his death?
[00:52:36]  I mean, dude.
[00:52:37]  I think this is the Fed that killed him.
[00:52:38]  I'm just going to say it.
[00:52:40]  I'm looking at his built structure and this mustache.
[00:52:44]  I recognize those khakis from the Patriot Front.
[00:52:47]  I'm just telling you, those are fucking issued.
[00:52:50]  I know.
[00:52:51]  Yeah, I don't fucking know what the answer to that one is, man.
[00:52:54]  I just don't.
[00:52:54]  I don't know.
[00:52:55]  But the way you ask the question, it makes me just want to go hardcore on like, he's alive.
[00:53:01]  That's the answer.
[00:53:03]  I don't fucking know, dude.
[00:53:05]  I don't know what happened to him.
[00:53:06]  And sure, I will release the John McCaffey files.
[00:53:11]  When I'm president, I will make sure everyone knows.
[00:53:16]  So in your earlier show, you talked a lot about being married and having kids and how important that is with the way the world is now.
[00:53:24]  Aren't you worried about the future of the kids?
[00:53:27]  And how can you do something so that the kids can actually be kids again and have a better life?
[00:53:34]  No, I'm not worried.
[00:53:37]  And I don't, I think, I think we got to keep perspective on shit.
[00:53:44]  Like, there's a million problems today, but I hate this attitude that, well, you know, some people say, I don't want to have kids because the world's so fucked up today or something like that.
[00:53:58]  I don't know, man.
[00:54:00]  We just don't.
[00:54:01]  I think Jeff Dice said something about this on Tom Woods' show recently.
[00:54:05]  And the way he put it, I really liked.
[00:54:08]  He was like, we, all of us, have not suffered enough to have the right to talk that way.
[00:54:17]  Like, we don't have the right to talk that way.
[00:54:19]  We've suffered nothing.
[00:54:21]  Compared to what my grandfather suffered, we have no right to say, oh, my God, the world's so bad, we can't have kids today.
[00:54:30]  Or how about your kids?
[00:54:32]  My kids, my kids, are already living such a privileged life compared to what I lived.
[00:54:41]  That's the truth.
[00:54:42]  So no, I'm not worried.
[00:54:43]  Oh, my God, what are they going to do?
[00:54:45]  I'm giving my kids the most amazing life ever already.
[00:54:48]  I mean, you know, look, they're young, granted, but what I've given them so far has just been like fucking incredible.
[00:54:55]  Like, my daughter is four.
[00:54:58]  My son's one and a half.
[00:55:00]  What I've given them has been so leaps and bounds beyond what I got in my first four years or my first one and a half years.
[00:55:08]  So like, no, I don't buy into that at all.
[00:55:11]  Fucking make it happen.
[00:55:13]  Don't tell me how the world is so fucked up.
[00:55:16]  My grandfather fucking, he grew up when he was 13.
[00:55:20]  He was a Jew in Germany and the fucking Nazi party took power of the government.
[00:55:28]  You know what I mean?
[00:55:29]  And then by the time he was 17, he was in America already, the only member of his family to escape and come over here, the rest of his family all dead.
[00:55:38]  Like, so.
[00:55:39]  Well, all right, sir.
[00:55:41]  The fucking hail guy, dude.
[00:55:44]  I hope you were like cheering on the point I was making and not just that that happened to him.
[00:55:50]  But, okay, thank you.
[00:55:53]  I mean, I get it, but it came off bad, dude.
[00:55:57]  But so the idea of being like, oh my God, what are you going to do?
[00:56:00]  Like, I don't fucking know.
[00:56:02]  If anything, like, my feeling with my kids is that it's like, you know, they haven't even like, they don't even know what fucking suffering is.
[00:56:09]  Like, by the time I was my daughter's age, even for me, not even my grandfather, for me, my parents had fucking divorced already.
[00:56:17]  My mom was broke as shit.
[00:56:19]  I was going through things that like my kids have never are never going to go through.
[00:56:24]  So I just feel like don't make excuses.
[00:56:27]  Like my job, the job of being a parent is to just do it and give your kids this great life.
[00:56:33]  And you can absolutely do that right now.
[00:56:35]  So there's no excuses, but the world is a bit crazy right now.
[00:56:39]  And so you do have to focus on making sure that you put them in like a very good environment.
[00:56:44]  But no, no, I'm not like overly worried about my kids' future.
[00:56:49]  I'm going to make sure their future is great.
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=== Austrian Economics in Colleges Today (05:59) ===

[00:58:02]  We'd much appreciate it.
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[00:58:18]  All right, let's get back into the show.
[00:58:20]  All right, first of all.
[00:58:23]  Thank you.
[00:58:24]  I like John Fetterman.
[00:58:26]  I like John Fetterman.
[00:58:27]  If you're a gridlock, if you're.
[00:58:30]  Let the man speak.
[00:58:33]  If you're a gridlock appreciator and you don't want the Congress to get stuff done and he might be the least effective Congressperson ever, Fedder heads rise up.
[00:58:42]  Fed our heads rise up.
[00:58:43]  Listen, this guy, all you guys giving him shit, dude's got a point.
[00:58:48]  Dude's got a point.
[00:58:49]  What would you rather have a really smart Democrat in there?
[00:58:53]  Or would you rather have Fetterman, right?
[00:58:56]  So, all right.
[00:58:57]  So he's got a fucking good point on that.
[00:59:01]  Yeah, right.
[00:59:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:59:03]  All right, who we got?
[00:59:06]  I want to have Rob's baby and not yours.
[00:59:10]  Well, that's very offensive.
[00:59:15]  That's all we got.
[00:59:19]  That doesn't make sense.
[00:59:20]  All right.
[00:59:22]  Where are you, Rob?
[00:59:24]  Hi.
[00:59:26]  As a Soviet Jew who's been teaching Austrian economics with a last name Bush, I just have a real quick comment.
[00:59:35]  Why do the libertarians and the so-called right never address or go to the colleges that actually support Austrian economics and just always try to kind of like simp for the Harvards and other schools like that?
[00:59:55]  Wait, okay, so wait, I'm sorry.
[00:59:57]  So why do the Austrian economists not go to the colleges that actually support?
[01:00:03]  They actually teach Austrian economics.
[01:00:07]  And what colleges are those?
[01:00:09]  There are quite a few colleges that do teach that.
[01:00:12]  Okay.
[01:00:13]  You know, and I just noticed that a lot of people complain that there's not enough.
[01:00:19]  And what colleges do they simp for?
[01:00:22]  You know, everybody tries to go, and I'm not saying you.
[01:00:25]  I'm just saying others.
[01:00:28]  You know.
[01:00:28]  I don't go to any college.
[01:00:30]  No, I don't think that you, but just in general, why do you think, you know, all the so-called right, they always try to go to Yale or Harvard and have people protest instead of going to schools that actually support.
[01:00:46]  Well, I'm sorry.
[01:00:47]  So what do you mean, like, who on the right goes to Yale and Harvard?
[01:00:51]  I'm not following.
[01:00:52]  They go to all these big schools, right?
[01:00:55]  Instead of going to the schools that actually would support the school.
[01:00:58]  Like, who goes to those schools?
[01:00:59]  I don't know.
[01:01:01]  Many people.
[01:01:03]  This is the clarity from college professors.
[01:01:07]  Just what?
[01:01:10]  I'm not following, like, who's the example?
[01:01:13]  The politicians.
[01:01:14]  I mean, I can name a thousand people.
[01:01:16]  Just one.
[01:01:17]  Name one.
[01:01:17]  Like, who are we talking about?
[01:01:19]  Just even, like, the Ben Shapiros and all the...
[01:01:22]  Yeah, you know, Ben Shapiro doesn't give a fuck about Austrian economics.
[01:01:26]  No, I understand that.
[01:01:27]  I'm just saying, just in general.
[01:01:29]  Yeah, but that's the point.
[01:01:31]  But that's the answer to it.
[01:01:32]  It's like, why don't they go to the places where Austrian economics is actually being taught?
[01:01:36]  Because Ben Shapiro doesn't know anything about fucking Austrian economics, you know?
[01:01:40]  And the reason he doesn't, I mean, he might know a thing or two about it, but the reason he rejects it is because the implications of it would be like, oh, we can't fucking support every war Israel wants.
[01:01:50]  So then we're not going to be...
[01:01:52]  So then we're not going to be for it.
[01:01:55]  So he doesn't give a shit about that.
[01:01:57]  He doesn't give a shit.
[01:01:58]  It's like, that's the thing.
[01:01:59]  So it's like, who is it?
[01:02:00]  Ben Shapiro and whatever other politicians you're talking about?
[01:02:04]  Yeah, they don't care about that.
[01:02:06]  That's not what their motivation is, is who's teaching Austrian economics.
[01:02:14]  The people who care about that should care about it.
[01:02:17]  But the thing to learn there is that Ben Shapiro or any other politicians or whoever you're talking about probably aren't on your side.
[01:02:28]  That's the issue.
[01:02:31]  Even like the Rand Paul's, the Ron Paul's, they do not go to those schools.
[01:02:37]  Which schools?
[01:02:40]  Walsh College in Michigan, Northwood College in Michigan.
[01:02:44]  Well, I don't know.
[01:02:44]  Ron Paul gave a bunch of speeches in a bunch of different colleges.
[01:02:48]  I mean, I don't know what Rand Paul does, but he's, you know, he's a sitting senator.
[01:02:54]  But in terms of going to the colleges and giving speeches, I don't know if that's the most important thing for them to do, but I'm just saying that like it's not, just don't get it confused that like any like, oh, the Republicans or Ben Shapiro types are like, you know, first off, I'm not saying no one should go to the schools where Austrian economics is being taught, but someone like Ben Shapiro, for example,
[01:03:21]  if he wanted to help the cause of Austrian economics, it would be much better for him to just promote it on his show than to go to a school.
[01:03:29]  Like, it'd be nice for the people who are there at that school, but he has a show where he talks to millions of people.
[01:03:34]  So it would be much better for him to just promote it on his show.
[01:03:37]  And he won't because that's not what he's trying to fucking promote, you know?
[01:03:44]  So that's the issue to me.
[01:03:46]  Sister's got some big tits, though.
[01:03:51]  I'm sorry.
[01:03:53]  I don't know.
[01:03:54]  I've just seen the picture.
[01:03:55]  I don't even know if that's his sister.
[01:03:56]  I'm sorry.
[01:03:57]  I shouldn't have said that.
[01:03:58]  There was just a lull in the crowd, and I thought that was a funny thing to say.

=== Recognizing Systemic Bullshit Now (15:02) ===

[01:04:01]  I don't know if that's true.
[01:04:03]  All right.
[01:04:03]  Rob, what do we got?
[01:04:05]  Hi, Dave.
[01:04:06]  Just wanted to express gratitude for all the work that you do.
[01:04:11]  A couple of former stormtroopers.
[01:04:12]  Do you consider this work?
[01:04:15]  I do.
[01:04:16]  A couple of former stormtroopers here for the Empire that joined really believing in Americana.
[01:04:24]  You talk about growing up in the 90s and pre-9-11, pre-being exposed to your work, honestly, until I got out.
[01:04:31]  I got out in 2015, joined right out of high school, thought we were the good guys.
[01:04:36]  We're going to go fight terror over there so we don't fight it here.
[01:04:41]  A lot to unpack as a young man.
[01:04:43]  Your work, y'all's work is impactful.
[01:04:46]  So my gratitude is sincere.
[01:04:48]  So thank you for that.
[01:04:51]  I mean it.
[01:04:51]  You guys do good work.
[01:04:54]  Thank you.
[01:04:54]  I appreciate that.
[01:04:55]  Absolutely.
[01:04:57]  So flash forward as I've absorbed y'all's content and try to learn and grow and still seeing some of these same issues.
[01:05:06]  And some of the people that we serve with are great people.
[01:05:09]  And that's what makes it so sad too is to realize afterwards that we've been duped for so many years and to still see it going on.
[01:05:17]  I mean, we're still, you know, we talk about Ukraine.
[01:05:20]  And you can go on down the list of all these wars.
[01:05:22]  We're still, and people don't even know all the countries that we're still involved in.
[01:05:27]  How do you not get blackpilled?
[01:05:29]  How do you, you know, we all love Michael Malice.
[01:05:32]  How can you white pill me on this insane warfare state that seems perpetual, seems to just keep on rolling.
[01:05:38]  Can you white pill me on this and tell me that freedom, peace, prosperity is going to reign free?
[01:05:44]  Dave Smith, 2022?
[01:05:46]  Yeah, I mean, look.
[01:05:47]  Well, look, I mean, come on.
[01:05:49]  Look, dude, like I was saying before to you, there's, it's not, like, let's not get caught up in a binary here.
[01:05:58]  It's not like for me to white pill you doesn't mean that I have to convince you that freedom and prosperity will overtake the land and someone will wave their magical wand and everything's going to be perfect tomorrow.
[01:06:10]  You know what I mean?
[01:06:11]  Like, I look at it like this, right?
[01:06:13]  Do you have kids?
[01:06:15]  No.
[01:06:15]  Okay.
[01:06:16]  All right.
[01:06:16]  Fair enough.
[01:06:17]  If you have, do you have any brothers, sisters, anything like that?
[01:06:23]  They got, does he have kids?
[01:06:26]  Okay.
[01:06:26]  So he's expecting a kid.
[01:06:28]  So when his kid comes, if you're, let's say his kid, your brother's kid, and you are in a house, and there's fucking five guys storming the house with AR-15s, and they're going to kill you and your brother and his kid, and you have one AR-15.
[01:06:50]  Should you be blackpilled?
[01:06:52]  Because there's five of them and one of you?
[01:06:54]  Or should you fucking be like, I'm going to make sure I fucking kill all five of them?
[01:06:59]  You know, like, that's, like, it's almost like to ask the question answers the question, right?
[01:07:04]  It's like, look, you could be blackpilled.
[01:07:07]  You could be like, the odds are stacked against me here.
[01:07:10]  But you know what?
[01:07:11]  You don't really have a fucking option to be blackpilled.
[01:07:14]  Because that's not your job.
[01:07:15]  Your job is just to make sure fucking you make sure all the people you love live.
[01:07:20]  And so it's not like...
[01:07:22]  Like, I'm not saying everything's going to be perfect.
[01:07:25]  I'm saying that, like, there have been times before in history where things never went to perfection, but got much, much better.
[01:07:34]  You know, that has happened.
[01:07:36]  If you had thought in 1982 that the Soviet Union was going to collapse in nine years, that would have been insane to believe.
[01:07:50]  But it happened.
[01:07:51]  If you had thought in 1945 that slavery would be abolished in 20 years, you know, that'd be insane, but it happened.
[01:08:00]  Really great things have happened before.
[01:08:03]  And I'm just saying that you don't have the option to sit there and go, it's never going to happen, and this can't get better.
[01:08:11]  Actually, we're in a position where like we have so much potential for things to happen.
[01:08:15]  I'm just saying that like that's how I feel about all this shit.
[01:08:19]  Like I got little kids and I don't have the fucking option to go, I give up.
[01:08:24]  Nothing good's gonna fucking happen.
[01:08:26]  My job is to make sure that it happens for them.
[01:08:30]  And today, the world we're living in, yeah, there's some things that are bad.
[01:08:34]  Also, there's a mass awakening on a level that I've never seen before in my life.
[01:08:39]  Technology has advanced to a level that I've never seen before in my life.
[01:08:43]  There's potential for some wild shit to happen over the next few years.
[01:08:47]  So I'm just going to fucking be optimistic and be like, you know what?
[01:08:50]  I think some incredible shit can happen right now.
[01:08:53]  That's how I'm going to look at it.
[01:08:54]  That's that.
[01:08:55]  You know?
[01:08:58]  So think about this.
[01:09:01]  And let me just say, even on this, feeding off the crowd's energy.
[01:09:05]  And another thing, you know?
[01:09:08]  But, and, like, look, man, over the whole COVID thing, here's the best part of all of it.
[01:09:14]  People have fucking been exposed to how corrupt the whole fucking system is in a way that they've never been before.
[01:09:20]  You know?
[01:09:21]  Like, people are not going to forget this shit.
[01:09:23]  People are not going to forget that all of the authorities lied to them about everything that mattered over the last few years.
[01:09:31]  This is going to be, we're coming up on wild times.
[01:09:35]  I'm not saying that means it's going to be good, but it's going to be fucking interesting, and there's a lot of potential there.
[01:09:41]  So let's see what happens and let's keep fucking fighting.
[01:09:44]  What do you want to do?
[01:09:45]  You know, like, your life, Rogan makes this analogy a lot.
[01:09:51]  But like, your life is almost like treat your life like you're the main character in your movie.
[01:09:56]  You know?
[01:09:57]  Like, what do you want your story to be?
[01:09:59]  The guy who just like didn't believe it could turn around?
[01:10:01]  Or you want to be the fucking guy who's like, okay, we're going to turn this around.
[01:10:07]  Yes, fuck it.
[01:10:09]  Even if it doesn't work, I'd say go with that guy.
[01:10:12]  Go with the guy who believes it's going to turn around.
[01:10:15]  All right.
[01:10:16]  What do we got?
[01:10:17]  We'll take three more.
[01:10:22]  Hey, Dave.
[01:10:23]  Hello, sir.
[01:10:24]  With as bad as the last election was in J6, do you think we make it as a country through the next election?
[01:10:36]  Yeah.
[01:10:39]  But like, what do you mean, do we make it as a country?
[01:10:42]  Like, just specifically, what do you mean?
[01:10:44]  Do we make it?
[01:10:46]  I'm not sure.
[01:10:47]  It just feels like we're going to get ripped apart at some point, and at some point this is going to come to some kind of hotter situation than what we're used to as a country here.
[01:11:05]  All right.
[01:11:06]  So I didn't think.
[01:11:10]  I don't think the election of 2020 was actually that bad, like that we made it through that election.
[01:11:17]  I mean, I don't know what the fuck it was.
[01:11:19]  Like, I don't know.
[01:11:20]  A bunch of people mailed in their ballots and stuff, and Trump says it was all stolen.
[01:11:27]  I don't know whether it was or it wasn't.
[01:11:29]  But I don't really think that, in the year 2020, that was the least awful thing that Americans went through.
[01:11:37]  You know what I mean?
[01:11:38]  Like, we went through lockdowns and fucking a whole bunch of worse shit than that.
[01:11:42]  Riots and whatever.
[01:11:47]  I think this next election is going to get wild.
[01:11:50]  I think people are going to be really pitted against each other.
[01:11:53]  We'll make it through that election.
[01:11:56]  Whether people will believe in it or not, I don't know.
[01:11:59]  But I kind of think that in a way, maybe it's kind of good that whatever side wins, the other side won't believe it was legitimate.
[01:12:12]  Like, I think that's kind of a good thing.
[01:12:14]  Because, like, it's really not legitimate either way.
[01:12:18]  Whether they count the votes right or not, it's still not legitimate because the whole point is that the other half got fucked over.
[01:12:26]  Like, if you...
[01:12:29]  What's that?
[01:12:33]  Exactly.
[01:12:34]  That's my point.
[01:12:36]  It's always going to be that way.
[01:12:37]  And that's bullshit.
[01:12:39]  So let me say this to you, okay?
[01:12:41]  So you're saying you don't get what I'm saying.
[01:12:43]  You're like, it's always going to be that way, right?
[01:12:45]  So if 55% of people vote for one guy, and now that guy's the ruler, right?
[01:12:52]  Then the 45% of people have been fucked over, right?
[01:12:56]  But it doesn't matter because they're the minority.
[01:12:59]  And you're saying, well, that's a legitimate election.
[01:13:01]  The 55% won, and the 45% just have to fucking take it.
[01:13:06]  But if the 45%, let's say 55% of people voted for one guy, and they cheated, and they claim the guy who got 45% won, then you go, that's a horrible miscarriage of justice.
[01:13:20]  Because only 45% of people voted for him, and now the 55% of people are fucked over.
[01:13:26]  But the only difference there was 10%.
[01:13:29]  Does that make sense?
[01:13:30]  Like, you guys get what I'm saying?
[01:13:31]  That you would look at that like, this is some fucking crazy, horrible shit that's happened.
[01:13:36]  But really, the only difference was 10% was stolen, right?
[01:13:40]  Like, so the point is that even if 55% of the people really did vote for it and the 45% just have to deal with it, that's what we accept as normal.
[01:13:50]  A 10% difference, and we'd go, this is the biggest miscarriage of justice ever.
[01:13:55]  So my point is all elections are bullshit.
[01:13:59]  Like, all of them are bullshit.
[01:14:01]  It doesn't matter.
[01:14:02]  It doesn't matter if you have a slight majority.
[01:14:04]  You're still imposing your will on the minority.
[01:14:07]  So I think it's actually better that most people view it.
[01:14:12]  Sir, if you have, if you, listen, dude, if you have something to say, go ahead and say it.
[01:14:16]  What are you saying?
[01:14:19]  No, what's up?
[01:14:21]  I'm not being hostile or anything.
[01:14:23]  What are you saying?
[01:14:28]  Were you not saying something?
[01:14:29]  No?
[01:14:31]  No.
[01:14:32]  Oh, all right.
[01:14:33]  Because you were like kind of...
[01:14:39]  Go ahead.
[01:14:40]  It's fine.
[01:14:49]  That's all good.
[01:14:50]  Don't worry about it, brother.
[01:14:51]  All good.
[01:14:52]  No, I thought he was like...
[01:14:57]  I've always been...
[01:14:58]  Listen, I am drinking a Florida man right now as we speak.
[01:15:02]  I am Dave Florida Man.
[01:15:04]  But did you guys get the point that I'm making?
[01:15:06]  That I'm just saying that like, even if you're imposing your will, there's something about imposing your will on the minority that seems so wrong but imposing your will on the majority is okay, or that's wrong, but imposing your will on the minority is okay.
[01:15:20]  That it's all just ridiculous.
[01:15:21]  So I kind of feel like the more people that recognize that the whole system is bullshit, the more we could possibly move to a much better system where, you know maybe, if there's like much stronger federalism or even, dare I say, a national divorce or something like that where, like you realize, like let's make these things smaller and smaller, why?
[01:15:43]  Why does Florida and fucking California have to be a part of the same fucking political body?
[01:15:49]  I, you know, and so I see it like kind of moving in that direction and I like that, all right, let's take two more.
[01:15:55]  We got one over here and then two more, two.
[01:15:57]  And then the hail guy up front shout out to Cigar CITY Brewering that's where you're drinking, that Florida man from.
[01:16:05]  And yeah, and Ron DeSantis versus Disney.
[01:16:10]  Who do you want to see come out on top?
[01:16:12]  Who do you think will come out on top?
[01:16:16]  That's an interesting question.
[01:16:19]  I mean well, that is, that is an interesting question.
[01:16:22]  You know like, who I want to see come out on top?
[01:16:29]  I got, I want to see Ron DeSantis come out on top and I want to see him come out on top.
[01:16:38]  It's libertarians will give me shit about this, but it's all such a fucking like, it's such a cluster fuck of anti-liberty shit that there's no like correct answer.
[01:16:48]  So like you have like a giant corporation who's like a huge crony corporation.
[01:16:53]  Then you have a state governor who's using state power against that fucking corporation, but really the state power he's using is saying that we're not going to allow you to have this fucking freedom, that we don't allow any regular corporate group to have.
[01:17:08]  So like, none of it's a good answer.
[01:17:11]  But you know, like the group who's like trying to push gay shit on kids, I hope they lose.
[01:17:17]  Like does that make sense?
[01:17:19]  Like it's not.
[01:17:20]  None of it's a perfect answer.
[01:17:22]  Ideally, I wish that every one of us had the same rights that Florida uh, that Disney had before Desantis stripped him of it.
[01:17:31]  I wish the group in here today could just be a private city, the way that fucking Disney was before Desantis stripped those rights from him.
[01:17:41]  But we can't, and they were the only ones who had that, and he's stripping it from them because they're trying to like make the little mermaid, you know, fuck a dude in the ass or something.
[01:17:51]  I don't know what exactly they're doing, but like.
[01:17:53]  So, in this context it's like I guess i'm rooting for him, but it's all a big cluster fuck.
[01:18:00]  I don't fucking know what's gonna.
[01:18:02]  Who's gonna win.
[01:18:03]  I have no fucking idea.
[01:18:04]  I have no idea.
[01:18:05]  So we'll see.
[01:18:07]  All right, last question right, last fucking question.
[01:18:11]  All right Dave, let's say all.
[01:18:13]  I already don't like his attitude.
[01:18:15]  He's like, all right, all right Dave, here we go.
[01:18:19]  Let's say, all 50 states dissolve into a uh, the worst case scenario.
[01:18:28]  Which state do you move to and why do you move there?
[01:18:31]  Wait, so they're all.
[01:18:33]  The worst case scenario, The country breaks apart.
[01:18:37]  Every state's its own country.
[01:18:39]  What state are you picking?
[01:18:41]  So, wait, but all the states have dissolved.
[01:18:43]  He didn't mean dissolved.
[01:18:44]  It's the worst case scenario.
[01:18:52]  Every state's its own country.
[01:18:55]  Yeah, that scenario.
[01:18:57]  So the federal government...
[01:18:59]  Well, what's the scenario here?
[01:19:00]  The federal government is gone.
[01:19:02]  The federal government is gone.

=== Moving States After Federal Collapse (03:03) ===

[01:19:04]  Uh-huh.
[01:19:04]  Which of the 50 states do you move to and why do you move there?
[01:19:09]  Well, listen, here's the thing, right?
[01:19:11]  So I got fucking...
[01:19:14]  I got to move a lot of people to move.
[01:19:17]  I got to move.
[01:19:17]  I got to move my kids.
[01:19:19]  I got to move my kids' fucking grandparents.
[01:19:23]  By the way, that was a really weird way to say my parents.
[01:19:27]  That's how disconnected I am from my parents.
[01:19:29]  Like, oh, my kids' grandmother.
[01:19:31]  This chick, her name is Mom.
[01:19:35]  I got to figure out where she's going.
[01:19:37]  I got to move my fucking, my mother-in-law, my father-in-law.
[01:19:41]  Like, I got to move everyone if I fucking move.
[01:19:43]  So I'd probably try my best to stay where I am.
[01:19:46]  I own a nice little property now, so I'd probably fucking try to stay there.
[01:19:50]  But if I had to move, like, saying like, if my state fell apart and I had to move somewhere else, well, look, I know there's libertarians out there who will be like, fucking New Hampshire is where you got to go or something like that, you know?
[01:20:05]  But, and I know you guys will be like, Florida, because we're whatever.
[01:20:12]  But if I'm really just being honest, Joe Rogan lives in Texas.
[01:20:16]  And, like, I'd probably just move my family right there.
[01:20:20]  Right?
[01:20:21]  Shut up.
[01:20:22]  He's a multi-millionaire who has my back.
[01:20:25]  I'll go fucking move right into his backyard.
[01:20:28]  I'll fucking, I'll set up a tent in Joe Rogan's fucking backyard.
[01:20:32]  And that's where I'll raise my family.
[01:20:35]  Cooking cans of beans over an open fire.
[01:20:38]  Just hoping he throws you some elk.
[01:20:42]  There was, I'll tell you, there was a...
[01:20:45]  There you go.
[01:20:47]  Whatever he said.
[01:20:49]  There was a time.
[01:20:50]  Holy shit, John Fetterman is here.
[01:20:57]  There was a time, like, in maybe like late 2022, where the vaccine passport shit was, like, raging through New York and New Jersey and all those areas, where I really was pretty, like, I had serious talks with my wife where I was like, I think we might have to move.
[01:21:20]  Like, I think we might just have to, like, I don't know.
[01:21:22]  If this doesn't end soon, then we got to get the fuck out of here because this is no place to like live and raise kids.
[01:21:29]  And we, we, literally, the three places we were debating between was Florida, Texas, and New Hampshire.
[01:21:38]  Those were the three options of where we might go.
[01:21:41]  So then things calmed down a little bit, and we didn't do one of those.
[01:21:45]  But if things got crazy, just know Florida, you're in the top three of discussions that I'm talking about.
[01:21:54]  All right, we're done.
[01:21:55]  Hey, guys, for all of you guys who came out to the stand-up show, and those of you particularly who stayed around for this, thank you so much.
[01:22:00]  It was a great weekend here at Side Splitters.
[01:22:04]  I really love you guys so much and I appreciate you guys hanging Yeah.