Dec. 23, 2022 - Human Events Daily - Jack Posobiec
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EPISODE 349: A KYLE RITTENHOUSE CHRISTMAS
It’s a Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas here at Human Events Daily! Join Jack & Kyle as they break down their favorite Christmas traditions, how Antifa might choose to celebrate Christmas, and MORE. Grab your hot cocoa & buckle up for this very merry episode!Here’s your Daily dose of Human Events with @JackPosobiec Go to patriotmobile.com/poso/ or call 972-PATRIOT to get free activation with offer code POSOSave up to 65% on MyPillow products by going to MyPillow.com/POSO and use code P...
- - All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard today's edition of Human Events Daily for a very important, very important human event.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas!
As you can see, as you can see, we're here.
We're here at AmericaFest.
We're here with Santa and all of his elves are behind us.
And we're here to talk about the importance of Christmas to Kyle Rittenhouse.
Kyle, welcome to the show.
Absolutely.
Baby Jesus.
Happy birthday, Jesus.
Happy birthday, baby Jesus.
Now, Kyle, tell me, I want to get into, though, what are some of the Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas traditions you know when I look at it as a dad right so I've got I've got two little boys now And and you have to sort of be there to make the traditions for them.
So some of our we do the tree, of course, we do presents on on the morning, not the night before.
We'll do Christmas Eve.
You know, we'll go to church or either Christmas morning, usually Christmas Eve, not midnight.
I want to get there.
The kids aren't old enough yet.
We do the music.
We do nothing.
We like driving around looking at Christmas lights.
That's something we try to do around that time.
We'll go to shows.
But what about you?
What are some of the Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas traditions?
You know, usually on Christmas Eve, we got to open a Christmas gift early.
So you don't do Christmas Eve?
No, we do Christmas mornings.
Like one gift Christmas Eve.
We'd watch movies.
We spend time as a family.
Gotta do foods.
We eat food at Christmas Eve.
We have the big dinner at Christmas Eve.
We go to my grandma's house.
And just spend time as a family, hang out.
This year I'm going to my girlfriend's house.
Okay.
So it's gonna be fun.
Now is this the first time you met the family?
No.
No.
Oh, okay.
No, I met them a couple months ago.
I spend a lot of time with them.
It's really fun.
I've really gotten to know them over the past couple months.
There you go.
There you go.
No, what?
All right.
What kind of are you said movies, though?
So I got to ask, what is on the list?
What are Kyle Rittenhouse's favorite Christmas movies?
You know, it's a it's a toss up between Elf and A Christmas Story.
Elf and A Christmas Story.
All right.
So let's let's walk through the two.
Let's walk through them.
All right, so Christmas story, right?
That's little Ralphie.
Little Ralphie.
Which is basically you, but with glasses.
You know, obviously.
I was just about to say that.
You know, basically you, but with glasses.
You know, you've dealt with bullies.
He had to deal with bullies.
It is what it is.
I'll send you a photo to throw in in post.
We're contacts right now, but... Have you ever gone as little Ralphie for Halloween?
No, no.
So I got a funny story.
I used to be a police escort.
I used to do shop with a cop, and that's another thing I used to do.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You reminded me, I actually have a photo from Shop with a Cop with a police officer friend of mine, said I looked like Ralphie, pulled up a picture of Ralphie.
Yeah.
And held it to my face and took a selfie and I'll send it to you to put in post.
Oh my gosh.
It's never been released before.
The world's going to see it for the first time.
You have an exclusive photo of Kyle Rittenhouse and a police officer where he looks like little Ralphie.
Come on, people.
But then you have Elf.
OK, you've got Elf.
Right.
So what about Elf puts it at the top of your list?
You know, he's drinking maple syrup, he's saying funny things like, singing to his dad, you're my dad, you're my dad, and then calling people cotton-headed ninny-mugget.
You can't get any better than that, Jack.
It's not, no, so I like, so Alf was weird for me because, a little bit weird, because when it came out, I was like, Old enough that I wasn't really watching kids movies anymore, and then I've never really gone back and watched it with my, and my kids aren't quite old enough to watch it yet.
So, you gotta, you gotta break it down for me and break it for the audience if they're not familiar with Elf.
Why is it that that one really speaks to you?
So, essentially... What's your take on Elf?
Let me put it that way.
What's your take?
Elf was an orphan.
He woke up.
He snuck out of his crib.
He ended up going into Santa's bag.
Santa, I'm gonna say, kidnapped him.
Just kidding.
He ends up in the North Pole, and then he ends up getting raised by elves, and then he's eventually too big, leaves the North Pole, goes to New York, finds his dad.
His dad is like, what is going on?
Ends up going in, and Christmas spirit's low, saves Christmas, and that's just the rundown.
Boom.
Amazing, right?
Classic story.
And I'll tell you what, one thing that I'll do with Tanya, honestly, and It's a weird way, and I'm just going to say it, but we actually watch Hallmark movies, man.
Because...
My grandma watches Hallmark movies.
All grandmas watch Hallmark movies, but it's Hollywood movies suck so much and they're so woke and crazy and like you put them on and they're insane and it's like and it's like well every Hallmark movie is the same and I'm like yes exactly and that's why I like about it.
Hallmark hasn't gone woke yet.
It's not woke.
They're normal people.
They have normal relationships.
There's one we just watched.
They were like, they were married and like, you know, they were coming apart.
They got back together because they went to this little town in Vermont.
I'm like, great.
I love it.
It's perfect.
They do a submission.
They did a good one this year with, um, It was like a period piece.
It was like in the 1950s and this girl and she wanted to be a rock cat.
And so it's like she goes to Radio City and all this stuff.
And I'm like, it's just a good, normal, fun movie that depicts basic, simple relationships, which, of course, Hollywood is completely opposed to.
So they're never going to show stuff like that in movies.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Hollywood censors all that.
That's why I'm going to have to go and check out some of these Hallmark Christmas movies.
Jack, what would you recommend to me for the first Hallmark to watch for Christmas?
The first one.
What would you recommend?
Oh man, the first one on the spot for Kyle Rittenhouse.
Well, it's more, I'll tell you what this, I'll tell you what that, look, look.
Here's the other thing, right?
It ain't so much that I want to watch the Hallmark movies, but... Jack, be careful.
You're about to admit something on camera that you may get in trouble for later.
Oh, I'll admit it, alright?
You do it for her, right?
Because you know she wants to watch the movie, and it gets her in the Christmas spirit, and she's all nice and happy afterwards, and... and look, you know, like...
I'll say this, there's that line about happy wife, happy life, and there's truth to that, but it's not completely true.
Because I think a lot of guys hear happy wife, happy life, and they say, oh, well, your wife, she just, you know, let your girl do whatever she wants, and you always have to listen to her, and you always have to, come on, just be a pushover.
And that's, no, you have to have equal parts in a relationship, but at the same time, I'm just saying, My wife's from Eastern Europe and I gotta tell you, you know, you want her in a good mood.
They run hot and cold.
What can I say?
They run hot and cold.
And so you watch the Hallmark movies and honestly, it kind of don't like, it kind of don't matter.
To an extent, but I like the ones that are a little bit interesting.
So the one with the rockets was good because it's like a period piece.
With like a background story, like an investigating type story.
There's some that are like mysteries.
There's travel ones that are good too.
There's like Christmas in Rome, Christmas in Vail, Colorado, Christmas in Aspen.
There was an Iceland one and they actually go and film it in Iceland.
So you're actually like seeing what You're not seeing some green screen thing.
Exactly.
And they're not adding pixels to the thing.
No, no, no.
They'll go there.
And it's just fun.
Those are really cool.
Now, you want to talk to me.
There's, you know, Christmas Story, obviously 100%.
We watch it every year.
It's a wonderful life, though.
I got to say, that movie, it grew on me.
It grew on me because it You know, not to get too serious here, but the story that they talk about, about what's important in life, is it important to, you know, the main character and he wants to travel, right?
And he wants to travel and see the world and then he never does.
And he feels like he's this big failure and his brother goes off to war and becomes this big hero, but at the end of the day, He has to learn what's important in life, and that's family.
And he has this beautiful family.
His wife's gorgeous.
He has these amazing kids, huge house, and he's upset.
And he goes and wants to commit suicide, which it's like kind of serious, right?
We don't talk about how serious of a movie that is, that it literally has a scene where he almost commits suicide in it.
And, you know, George, it's me, George Bailey.
Don't you know me, Mary?
You know, and He then gets a vision of what the world would be like without him, but also what's interesting about when he has that, and it's an angel, Clarence, that comes in and shows him this world without, if he was never born, that the town, right?
And this is what's interesting to me, because the town in that world, it's not Bedford Falls anymore, right?
And Bedford Falls would be kind of like Kenosha, right?
Just like this idyllic, nice, I guess it's upstate New York, but it could be any small town in the USA.
Yeah, yeah, and it's well nobody's burning it down in that case, but it it's it instead This like the rich landowner takes over everything and like it's all gambling and it's prostitution and everybody's a bar and everybody's getting trashed all over the place and It's like well Shouldn't we as a country, if we just want to make money and we just care about those things, then shouldn't we just turn every little town into Las Vegas and, you know, Sin City?
Who cares, right?
And it's like, no, we don't want that for our communities.
We don't want that for our families.
We actually want things that are real.
And so to me, that's kind of like the secondary, you know, story underneath there.
But it's not just about the importance of family and the importance of putting that ahead of yourself.
It's also this idea that our world, you know, and what he does is to help fight back against some of those forces that that push against their their town and doesn't want to turn it into something crazy like that.
He wants it to be a nice town where good people can have a community, have those bonds of family, and then live.
So, I don't know.
That's my whole take on It's a Wonderful Life, and I think it's a very good movie.
I think it's a dangerous movie to a lot of those things that Hollywood pushes.
Yeah, absolutely.
That seems like a very inspirational movie.
I think it's a movie that I'm going to go check out.
I think there's a lot to learn from that movie.
It totally is.
Though, I will say one thing, man.
And this is like, I finally got Tanya into it, right?
I'll tell you right now.
We watch all of our movies at around 1.25 or 1.5.
We do it.
We do like the fast speed movies.
Have you tried this yet?
No.
I'm telling you, look, think about, all right, think of some of those TV series out there, right?
They suck.
They're so long.
There's like all this fluff.
There's episodes where like, you know, it's Yellowstone.
They're just like riding around the ranch for the whole episode.
Nothing happens the last couple of minutes.
Well, imagine that if you weren't wasting an hour of your time while you're doing that, boom, you've got, now it's only 20 minutes, 30 minutes of your time.
I'm telling you, it makes so much of these things a lot nicer to watch.
I'm going to try that.
I'm going to try that tonight.
I think that's awesome.
It's an acquired thing.
Is it like, is it like extremely fast where you can't keep up with it?
Or is it just enough to where you're like, okay, I know what's going on.
This is enjoyable.
I can understand the plot of the movie, but I'm not wasting an hour watching people do nothing.
Exactly.
There's like some quiet.
You know, those, like, really long, drawn-out scenes.
It's boring.
It's like, what are you doing?
You lose the audience attention.
Yeah, you totally lose attention.
Now, all right, let's get back to the other one.
Family Man, Nicolas Cage.
It's similar to that one.
I like that one.
You know, but we also have to look at it, because, you know, it's not just Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas.
It's not just Jack Masovic's Christmas, because there's other people out there that celebrate Christmas.
What would you say?
Do you think Antifa celebrates Christmas?
You know, they probably go to Fox News headquarters and burn their Christmas trees.
Let's just be honest.
They try to burn the Christmas trees down.
So Antifa, oh I see.
So Antifa's Christmas, it's like attacking Christmas.
Their Christmas is a burn celebration.
Right, so they have to burn it down.
How many drugs do you think Antifa does on Christmas Eve?
Oh, wow.
You know, Just just like, I mean, there's just sucking down the fentanyl, the fentanyl.
I mean, guys, Antifa, be careful, by the way, on Christmas Eve, because you don't want fentanyl spiked in your eggnog, right?
You know, like you don't want to drink the eggnog and then you're done for.
But it's like these guys, they hate life.
It's imagine seeing and I'll post a picture of this or my friend Tyler posted some pictures earlier.
He did some Christmas photos of his family like, oh, this is terrible.
This is disgusting.
I'm like, It's a happy family and kids with a Christmas tree.
It's like, why does it make them so upset to see those things?
You know, they get so offended.
They see people living their lives.
They see people like you, like me, like Charlie.
And we'll post a picture that has nothing to do with politics, nothing to do with what's happening.
Nothing!
It'll be a picture of like, I saw one of Charlie and his newborn baby and Erica.
Yeah, congrats to them.
Yeah, of course.
The hate they got on that post.
The things people comment are just so evil and cruel.
I'm like, it's a picture with him and his family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you guys, the ones that get, I'm just going to say it, man.
I'm just going to say it.
And I know Skylar's sitting right here off the thing, but The TikToks!
Are you guys going to do... This is my pitch.
I'm going to pitch you right now.
The amount of triggering that you guys cause when you do those TikToks.
Who knew?
Well, I guess you did have a TikTok before.
I'll tell you what.
You should do it.
You gotta say I should do like total Christmas songs, lip syncing, the whole nine yards.
If we get 2 million views on this video and 1 million followers on my Twitter, I'm almost there.
If you get a million, what do you got right now?
I'm at 925.
Oh, you're right under.
You're about to hit it.
So if we do that, by the end of the year, we will start a TikTok together and we will put dance moves up for one month and then that is it.
She's sitting there.
She's like, no, we're not.
No, we're not.
Yes, you are.
No, he just said it.
You just said in the podcast.
We have to do it.
I'm sorry.
We have to do it now.
No, which I mean, you could do.
I mean, would you do dances to the Christmas songs?
So the Christmas songs only, just to clarify.
Just to clarify.
Just Christmas songs.
Now, even after the Christmas season, because we'll go all the way because my wife's Orthodox.
So her Christmas is January 6th.
So you could do the whole Christmas season.
You have to be part of the TikTok dances, Jack.
Whoa, hold on a second.
Wait, I didn't sign up for any.
What is it?
Are they tough?
Are they hard?
I don't know how to do it.
I don't do the dances.
We're going to learn together.
The TikTok dances.
All right, we're roping Tanya in then.
If we rope Tanya in, all right, then we'll do them.
I'll set up.
Skylar could set up the choreography for the TikTok dances.
And then while we're sipping cocoa and stirring it with our little candy canes.
And while China's tracking us, right?
While China's tracking us, yeah.
Well, they're tracking us anyway.
No, I'll do it.
I don't care.
Because it's...
Here's what they don't understand, and this is what Antifa doesn't.
They don't understand just like being normal.
They hate people who are normal.
They hate people who are good-looking.
They hate people who are not bio-degenerate trash.
They hate people who are successful.
They hate people who make money.
They hate everything.
They want to live off of the government, they want everything handed to them, they don't want to go out and get a job, and they don't want to do anything for themselves besides burn cities, steal, loot, and riot.
And you're generally not a fan.
Generally not a fan.
You have a bit of a record there.
So when it comes to Antifa, they're on the naughty list.
You know, I don't think he's going to be putting any... Let's do Rapid Fire.
Let's do Naughty Nice.
Let's do Naughty Nice.
Let's do Rapid Fire.
Naughty List or Nice Lift.
Let's say you become Santa Claus.
Remember that Tim Allen movie where he becomes Santa?
Naughty Nice.
Oh, so we got some USA guys over there?
Oh, okay.
There you go.
Let's get some USA guys in the back.
That's cool.
Good for him.
Yeah, that's right.
USA, baby.
I didn't show if that was a troll or whatever, but he's just saying he was like, all right, naughty or nice.
Let's go.
Naughty or nice.
Naughty or nice.
So Antifa, naughty or nice?
Naughty.
President Joe Biden?
Naughty.
Extra naughty.
Hunter Biden?
Naughty.
What's after that?
What's after that?
Naughty.
All right.
Let's see.
Thomas Binger.
Not a fan.
Naughty.
Naughty.
Lunchbox.
Naughty.
Naughty.
The FBI.
We all know how I feel about them.
Naughty.
Naughty.
Right, which, and people don't know this, the FBI had footage of the night in question of everything that happened from an aircraft that they kept secret for a year.
Absolutely.
That would have completely exonerated you.
It would have exonerated me.
Completely, and did completely exonerate you.
And yet, they kept it.
So, naughty rest.
It hurt me.
Naughty.
Completely naughty.
All right.
All right.
Let's go.
AOC.
Naughty.
Ooh, naughty.
Really?
Why is AOC naughty?
AOC?
Yeah.
Oh, you know, all the stuff she posts, like I remember one post very, very discreetly where she was at the border.
It wasn't even the border.
It was a parking lot or something.
It was a parking lot.
Oh, the fake photos.
That's right.
The fake photos scandal.
I forgot about that.
When she's at the chains and she said, oh, they're holding the migrant children.
There were no children.
It was a parking lot or something.
There was nothing.
It was like she went to a Walmart.
Was Walmart trafficking children?
I hope not.
Balenciaga, I have some questions.
Oh, Balenciaga.
Naughty.
Naughty.
All right.
All right.
Donald Trump.
He's on the nice list.
Okay, alright.
Santa's bringing him extra gifts this year.
Santa's bringing extra gifts to Mar-a-Lago.
Alright, alright.
What about, what about Charlie Kirk?
Nice list.
Nice list.
Alright, Charlie Kirk's on the nice list.
What about, who else do I think of?
Naughty or Nice.
Naughty or Nice.
Let's go some other, I'm trying to think of some other folks that might be involved in this because we have a strong list.
And believe me, Folks, you do not want to be on Kyle Rittenhouse's naughty list.
Just saying.
I'm just saying.
You met Jake Shields the other night?
How was that?
Very good.
Very nice.
And I believe at the time we're recording this, you're going to be, have we announced yet?
You're going to be Tim Poole.
Yeah.
So I am going to be going on Tim Poole's show here in Arizona, his live show for the first time.
I am excited.
It is going to be awesome.
I don't think, I think this actually airs after if I'm correct.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we'll be coming up.
Tim Poole and Audio Nice.
Nice list.
Nice.
How about, how about, how about Logan Paul and Jake Paul?
Naughty.
Naughty.
Oh, Logan Paul and Jake Paul.
Naughty.
All right.
That's fair.
What about, um... What about Nelk Boys?
You watch Nelk Boys at all?
You know, it depends on the day.
I like them.
I like some of their stuff.
I've seen some of their stuff too.
Yeah, I think they're good.
I like, I like the format.
They just had O.J.
Simpson on, and that was very... O.J.
Simpson, naughty or nice?
You know, I'm not going to comment on that one.
Naughty!
Come on, Kyle.
All right, now let's go.
We've got a couple of minutes left.
Let's wrap things up here.
Let's take a look because we've got to tell, we've got to get into, all right, we've got to get into, and Producer Angelo was asking me, he said, what are some of the stories That might be, you know, sort of the embarrassing stories.
What are some of the worst Christmas stories that you have out there?
Do you have, what's, you know, some of the worst presents, that kind of stuff?
What do you think?
Oh, I'm gonna pass on that one.
Oh no, come on!
You gotta tell!
Let's see if I can think of one.
The ones for me I always remember was my dad, alright, he used to, he would play that game of like, he would, he would get, you would get a box and there would be like, um, There would be like the ugliest sweater or like this really disgusting like used pair of underwear on top and then you'd and then you'd open and there'd be something like a toy under it right either be you know that was like the fake gift the worst one ever my older cousin socks my older cousins one time Uh, so I used to like South Park a lot.
I still like South Park, I don't watch it as much as I used to.
But you remember Mr. Hankey from South Park?
So my older cousins knew that I was a fan of Mr. Hankey at South Park.
And so they went and they got me and they were so excited.
And they were like, Jack, we got you this present.
It's so nice.
You're going to love it.
And they wrapped it.
It was so beautiful.
It was so nice.
And it was green wrapping paper with a big bow on top.
And they go, open up the box.
Open up the paper.
I open up.
And it's just a full-on log of dookie, just a huge, giant piece of crap lying in a festive, you know, saran wrap and everything in the middle.
And they're like, look, Jack, it's Mr. Hankey, your favorite.
And I open up and I'm like, gee, gee, thanks, guys.
That's really, I threw it out.
Really sweet of you guys.
And I don't know, man.
Talk about a crappy guest.
Look, you grow up, though.
That's the thing, man.
Like having older cousins, older brothers, you know, that kind of thing, though.
It's like we've lost that, you know, so much in society.
It's like you got to do something.
You got to get scrapes and bruises and bust on each other a little bit because that's how guys are.
And they don't want guys to be like that anymore.
Yep.
Yep, absolutely.
This is like, and that's what people need to understand that they need to have them.
But Kyle, we're here.
It's our last minute and a half. - Yes.
And I'm going to tell you this.
I know I said this on the phone to you the other day when we were talking about the interview.
And no, I'm not going to tell you to lay off the candy canes.
But what I will say is I would love if by next Christmas that I've got a Kyle Rittenhouse book that I could be buying for my father to put under the table.
Will you write the Kyle Rittenhouse book to tell your side of the story?
Jack, you'll be the first person I will tell, but I'm not going to release anything publicly yet.
Oh, come on!
He's keeping us waiting.
I will tell you, you will be the first person I tell that.
All right, all right.
We want the book, man.
I think there's a lot of people that want that.
Absolutely.
I will say it's coming.
You'll be the first one I tell when we're releasing it.
All right, there's something in the works.
There's something in the works, folks.
Kyle, last 30 seconds.
What is your message to Antifa, to the Bingers... Get a life!
Absolutely.
Merry Christmas to the trolls.
You know, thank you guys for your support.
Thank you for everything.
to the trolls, the losers, the haters.
But what's your message for the fans, the real ones out there? - You know, thank you guys for your support.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you for the prayers, the donations, the kind message, kind messages, the battles you guys fight for me and the Twitter DMs.
I read all of them.
They're hilarious.
Thank you guys for standing up, and thank you guys for being out here.
Thank you guys for being activists, and loud, and awesome, and just celebrating America.
You know what I gotta say?
I haven't said it yet, but you know what?
Merry Christmas, Kyle Rittenhouse.
Merry Christmas, Jack.
God bless, man.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Kyle Rittenhouse!
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