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Now look, our guests today, we've been looking forward to this for a while.
This is episode 313.
It's the great Roseanne Barr.
Of course, we wish the conditions were different so we can have a different kind of a podcast, but there's a lot of things going on around the world today with the Israel, Palestine, Hamas.
We'll cover that.
We'll talk about that.
But let me properly introduce our guest, Roseanne Barr, actress, comedian, writer, producer, who's best known for her role in the television sitcom Roseanne, for which she won an Emmy, a Golden Globe Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series.
She was also nominated for four additional Emmy Awards for her work and was nominated for seven Actor Guild Award and Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a comedy series.
In addition, she won six People Choice Awards, three American Comedy Awards, a Kids Choice Award, a GLAD Award, and TV Land, an Innovator Award.
Roseanne was a critical and comical commercial success.
I have to interrupt because the most valuable thing I won was the Peabody for Television.
The Peabody for Television.
Forgive me for not saying that.
Peabody for Television.
Anyways, she rocked.
She's been rocking TV, you know, media for many, many years.
I think even at one point, you were ahead of Oprah Winfrey.
And when the show came back, the opening episode had, what, 18.5 million viewership?
28 million.
28 million people to watch.
Yeah, it was great to come back and be number one twice.
It's great to have you on here, Roseanne.
Thank you so much.
You know, for you, you know you.
It's your life, right?
For us, we watched you all these years.
So we grew up watching you.
To us, it's kind of like, you know, Roseanne is in the house.
You know, it's a different kind of relationship the fan has with you than you have with us.
So truly, I've been looking forward to having you on here.
Well, I really appreciate that.
I appreciate my fans so much.
You know, they've saved my life hundreds of times.
So thank you all.
In what way?
Just, you know, it's been a difficult journey.
And, you know, you get knocked down a lot and, you know, from the top.
But your fans are just what help you hang on.
Their support and love is what helps you hang on in the dark times.
Let me ask you, Roseanne, is it something where, because there's two lenses that I see you through, I see a lens where it's like, you want to bully me, I'm going to stand up.
And you keep fighting, fighting, fighting to who your identity is, who you are.
Yeah.
But you're at the same time, you're not a robot, you're a human being.
It's painful as well when you're going through it.
How do you, what is the internal battle for you when you're going through those two?
Are you telling yourself, you got this, Roseanne, you've overcome tougher things?
Are you kind of like, dude, can these guys just stop and let me just be a creative comedian?
Why are they doing this to me?
Well, I do both.
I do both.
And, yeah, I can't help but compare what they have done to me and what they don't do to—at first it was what they did to me compared to what they didn't do to man comics who did, you know, even more egregious things than I did.
No, I was always a target, you know, a target because I was a woman who, first of all, because I was a woman, and second of all, because I come from working class people.
I don't have a degree.
I dropped out in ninth grade and worked.
And they're all very, you know, in Hollywood, they're all very proud of their degrees and their education.
And, you know, they're very arrogant.
And I think they were always shocked that a woman such as myself was in the room with them and I wasn't serving them coffee or cleaning up, you know, their mess.
And they were like, oh my God, she actually is here.
And she actually says things that people like her listen to.
And they don't like those people either.
And they don't like the people who listen to you or you.
No.
Because they don't view themselves as the working class, the person that maybe didn't get the degree and didn't follow the system of what you're supposed to do.
So, you know, how is it the people that are not part of the club winning type of mindset?
Yeah, that's kind of it too.
And it's like, but the way my stuff works is, I don't know, I was just born into the world like that.
When I hear no, I never hear no.
I hear, oh yeah, and that's it.
You know, I'm going to show you.
I'm going to prove it.
Because that's my childhood, in effect.
You know, you're not going to ever stop me.
I'll stop when I'm dead, and that'll be it.
When did you know you were that person?
That nobody can bully you?
When did you get that feeling?
Were you bullied and then you eventually stood up or was it?
It was a process of being bullied always and, you know, having a rough childhood and knowing that.
Well, there was something deeper, though.
I've always had a great faith in God.
And that's what it is.
It's like... Always.
I...
I say, you know, I have so many times been like Daniel in the lion's den and there was always a fourth guy in there with me, you know.
And that's the only reason I'm alive.
I always had that to fall back on.
And it always, God always put his arms around me.
And it wasn't, it was like we can do it.
And it wasn't just me.
I knew I was trying to represent for people like me.
So I never saw it as I was a big old star and I was my big old fat ego.
And, you know, I always had that it was for us that I was representing, you know.
Did you think like in your mind, were you thinking where, man, better enjoy this process because this shit's coming to an end quick.
This doesn't last that long of a time.
Or you were like, no, I'm going for the ride.
This is going to last forever.
When you were in it.
And I'm talking when you're peaking.
Yeah.
Well, that was the hardest part is peeking.
That was really, really the hardest thing.
There was, you know, because it's like, oh, God, it was a whole other world that I wasn't prepared for.
I don't think anybody who gets to the that level of fame, you're never prepared for it.
And, you know, everything turns on its head.
Nothing, nothing you ever thought remains.
How crazy was it?
Like for, you know, in life they say there's levels, right?
Hey, you're making six, I'm finally making six figures.
I'm 26 years old.
Oh, wow.
You walk into a room real estate office, another guy's making $1.2 million.
Oh, my goodness.
I will never make you make $1.2 million.
Walk into a guy just closed a $10 million cash.
Joe's, oh, Joe, $10 million.
Walk into $100 million.
Oh, my God.
Walk into a real estate mogul, $3 billion.
It's like, then there is the one.
Right?
Because that's a different, you know, you're famous in a small little club, then you're famous at your state, then you're famous in a region, then you're famous in a country, then you're famous in the world, then you're number one in the world.
You went to number one.
It's not like, you know, you were not one of, you know how they say, she's one of the great ones.
She's one of this.
No, no.
You went to the pinnacle, right?
Yeah, I was the highest paid person ever on television.
That's crazy for her.
I know I made a million dollars a week.
A million dollars a week.
Way back in the 90s, 1990s.
When you got to that level, I guess what I'm trying to say is when you got to the level of the number one, did you all of a sudden be like, man, I didn't know, am I creating new enemies?
When new people are getting pissed?
Were older people being woken up because they were jealous and envious of how, you know, where you went?
And how is she, she's not better than me.
How can she be there?
Did you start seeing that other people targeting you or no?
You were free, you were flying, you were having a blast.
Nobody was getting in the way of your success.
I was always on a weird wavelength of my own, you know.
But yeah, I did start seeing that.
I started seeing, oh my God, they've completely isolated me and I don't have anybody to talk to.
I don't trust nobody around me.
That's it.
And things are disappearing out of my house.
You know, it's weird.
Oh, wow.
And it was like being a prisoner.
Like when I think of those, I mean, I don't mean to compare myself to that, but you know, when those girls got held in that house for 10 years in, I can't remember.
In Ohio, it was kind of like that.
And you couldn't say anything because they were all hooked up together like Kanye says.
You know, your trainer was all hooked up and they were all hooked up together and their job was to control you and only make sure you only saw the things that were beneficial to them, that you only knew of the things that were beneficial to them.
And by beneficial, I mean that their pay would increase.
Who did you trust at that time?
Nobody.
Literally nobody?
I trusted nobody.
Wait a minute.
No family, no agent.
I had already, my family had imploded by that time and we didn't speak for many years.
So I didn't have any allies really.
That's a tough.
And I was like, I'm going to have to get myself out of this and how am I going to do it?
And I did do it.
But, you know, I had all these plans that I was going to change my identity and disappear because I thought they're going to kill me.
But I want to say that when it first happened, the thing that was so great, because I always admired Elvis, you know, I love Elvis.
And part of my fantasy of getting famous and rich and all that was I was going to want to be like Elvis, you know, where you would like really, I love that show, The Millionaire Two, where you'd go and help people because you were finally in a position to put your beliefs into practice and you could actually help people.
And so that was a large part of what carried me through in the beginning because I was like, oh man, I may be able to do this.
I may be able to start these organizations.
And my thing was about children, you know, abuse children.
And so I did.
I did so much of that.
And I did a lot for, you know, various things like that.
Things that were important to me, I could underwrite.
And that was really, that was just a great feeling because I was like, that's what you're doing it for.
You know, years ago.
And also, I love to fund lawsuits.
That was the hugest, coolest part of the whole deal.
Literally?
Yeah, for real.
Why?
Because I just was on this thing for justice, you know, and I was like, oh, hell yeah, I'll pay for that lawsuit.
What type of lawsuits are you doing?
Oh, God.
I did a lot of lawsuits.
I did one lawsuit before I was even famous that went to the Supreme Court and we won.
I didn't find that out for 15 years, but we had won.
What was the case?
It was about nonprofit organizations.
And that's a whole other story.
But yeah, whether they can use the word revolution or reform.
So that's a whole long thing.
Roseanne, when you're.
But like mostly women who'd been slighted in work, and especially like for the hostile work environment.
Whoo, I love that one.
I was funding lawsuits.
Yeah, it was a black.
That's pretty interesting.
Yeah, I still did.
I funded one on an Indian reservation too to be able to legalize their ability to grow cannabis.
And we won that.
Right.
You know, I just wanted to be, I just wanted to, I wanted to make God proud of me, you know.
That was what I really wanted.
Because I was like, yeah, you know, store up your treasures in heaven, you know.
Since what age?
Three.
Since three.
Yeah.
What happened at three?
I just had like a big spiritual awakening.
I don't know if you call it awakening, but an experience at three that like set my tone for the rest of my life that I've never gone astray from about just doing, you know, I wrote about it in a book.
I wrote a book called Rose Anarchy.
And I talk about my personal relationship with God in that book and how God was my, you know, all kids have an imaginary friend and mine was God, but it really was.
And I would always talk to God and he would answer and everything.
But in the book, I say that I'd say, why don't you fix things?
I'd say, all you have to do is move one of your fingers and you could solve all the world's problems.
And that God answers me, goes, I don't have fingers, Roseanne, but you do.
And he said, and you should really be glad that I gave you the opposable thumb so it can really help you to do new things in the world.
And, you know, those are the kind of conversations I had.
But I grew up in an apartment house with Holocaust survivors in Salt Lake City, Utah, that my grandparents had sponsored over from camps.
And so I heard horror stories from the age of, you know, before I could even probably walk.
And at age three, I just felt a presence and it told me that I was going to live and that I was going to tell.
And, you know, I did and I did.
How chaotic was your life at three?
Well, it was terribly chaotic.
In what way?
Well, you know, every Friday night, these people would come to my grandma's house and we'd have Shabbat dinner.
And my grandma had a windowsill, and I would get up there and entertain because, you know, I was a big show-off.
And my family lied to me and told me I was better than Shirley Temple.
And I really believed them until I was about 12, and then I was so angry when I found out that they were liars.
I thought they were partially true, though.
I mean, you were number one, right?
You became number one.
Think about it like that.
I guess, yeah.
But I really thought I was doing the good shift lollipop song and dance better than Shirley.
But, yeah.
But I did get him to laugh, and I got him to applaud.
And I just was turned on by that, that I could take some miserable people and make them happy for a little while.
And that made me feel so strong and so good.
And that is what I do.
But also shake them up a little bit, you know, to go, hey, wait a minute, maybe it's not the way you look at it.
Maybe it's something else.
And I love doing that.
I've loved doing that with comedy always.
And, you know, but I, you know, they would tell stories about what they'd lived through.
And they were also watching the Eichmann trial on TV.
And they'd make me watch it, you know, and, oh, God, the horror, the horror pictures and stuff.
And then they'd talk about what they had been through.
And I was like, I thought that we lived that way still.
I thought it was the Warsaw Ghetto in there.
I thought we were still there.
And, you know, it was a lot of trauma.
And I grew up with a lot of trauma.
And my family, the men in my family, they were kind of working class.
And my dad was a football player.
And they were kind of violent, you know.
But and the women were violent too.
You know, you know, you had to really be funny to keep from getting hit in my family.
You had to be funny to keep from getting hit.
Yeah, if you made them laugh, then they wouldn't hit you.
That's a pretty high standard for comedy.
What a tough rule.
They're laughing.
They're not hitting.
Yeah, so I kind of learned to tell jokes.
And my dad was real funny, too.
He wanted to be a comic.
He kind of made me one.
And so I always had comedy.
And I loved it because I thought, oh, boy, that's the only place you can tell the truth about anything.
And I loved that in history, the comic, the fool, the jester could go, was the one that once a year could go into the king and tell him, tell jokes about the king to his face.
And he'd have to laugh because all the people were watching.
And that was what made him beloved to the people because he had a sense of humor about himself.
Like Don Reichles would go in front of Reagan and just crap on everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was what'd you do today?
I just made fun of the president.
Yeah, I went up in front of Reagan and crap on everybody in his whole cabinet.
By the way, I know it's a weird time for us to do.
I wanted to spend a lot of time just talking about you and learning more about your background.
Maybe we'll do that in the second half of the podcast.
But with everything that's going on right now in Israel, I'm sure you have thoughts on that.
What are your thoughts on what's going on there with Hamas and Israel?
Well, I haven't stopped thinking about it since it happened.
There's so many weird things to it.
First of all, of course, I'm always praying for all children of the world who are innocent and in harm's way on every side of everything.
I just think maybe we're on our way to a more sane world sometime soon where people do consider the innocence of children and that hopefully would make them more intelligent and more Human that they'd be guided by that rather than this kind of primitive get-even thing, which I hope is leaving.
And I hope that's going in the past.
But I feel bad for all of the innocent victims of my people.
My family lives there, a lot of my family.
And it's just terrifying.
It's terrifying historically and geographically and politically and in every way.
And then when you really break it down and look at the facts of it, it doesn't add up.
Which ones?
The whole thing doesn't add up.
So you have to go, what is this really and who benefits from this?
Right?
You always have to ask those questions.
But it is weird that Israel, which is like it has such high technology for all this warning signs, you know, what do you call it?
Their defense is top-notch, billions and billions.
We even give them billions and billions each year to the world's best.
None of it was none of it was functioning.
They got through and then they went all the way back without one alarm sounding.
Well, according to the Wall Street Journal, I too have family there.
I was just there a few months ago.
I took my mother for the first time in 30 years.
By the way, my mom says hi, Roseanne.
Oh, nice.
Say hi back.
I will.
She was probably watching this, smiling right now.
But you talked about having family there.
I was just there.
I saw the protests that were going on on the ground.
They're protesting against Bibi Netanyahu, sort of a Trump-like figure, famous, political.
He's been around forever.
But in one capacity, they think that they took their eyes off the ball lesson that can be learned here in America today.
While you're creating divisiveness internally, there's always someone externally willing to attack you.
Thank God that we have the Atlantic and the Pacific.
It seemed that way when their own infrastructure didn't work.
Well, here's the thing.
So what does that mean?
That means, and I've been trying to say this to Jewish people for 100 years, and to Americans and to everybody, you know, there's an enemy within.
And I think we all know that.
And what are we going to do about it?
You can't ignore it.
And, you know, you look at Israel and everything that's going on there, and they have basically the same problem that we have here in America.
People who hate the place they live.
They hate the government that they live under.
So, you know, I think that, you know, like a lot of people say, Egypt warned them three to five days ahead that it was coming, and they did nothing.
So what does it really mean?
Was it allowed?
Was it like Pearl Harbor where they say that our president knew that it was going to happen?
But, you know, to do nothing was more expedient than to do something because doing something might have made it worse.
But, you know, then you have to look at the fact that I thought it was weird.
I don't know if we can talk about this on your show, but that those vaccines were tested on Jewish people in Israel.
And, you know, is this a captive population that the owners of the world think they can use as lab rats again and again and again, even in their own state?
I mean, is it that big?
Is it that horrible?
And I kind of think, yeah, it is.
And I think that the people that were protesting for judicial reform is just like when they overturned Roe v. Wade here because it was a law created by judicial fiat, which is anything but American when a bunch of judges decide what the law is going to be.
The laws are supposed to be made by people who elect legislators to pass those laws, but instead that law was created by judges, and that isn't how our country works.
That was a beginning of the overthrow of our country, I think.
And the same was in Israel.
People were upset that their left-wing judges were creating the law there, and they were sick of it.
And so the way the American press covers it is that, you know, it was a right-wing, blah, blah.
But it wasn't, it was a people's.
And they always seem to frame anything that comes from the people as a right-wing thing.
Populist.
Yeah, they don't like populism for sure.
But, you know, I think that a lot of people who were, I've been to Israel, you know, and a lot of people there are, like the left here, they're very privileged.
They're very like those educated people I talked about before.
They're very arrogant and they're very privileged and they don't care about people, you know, on the ground or that do the real work that makes things go.
They have nothing but contempt for them and because they're not, they're elitist.
And I think that that was a lot of that too.
So I think about why did it happen and what does it all mean?
And of course then I get really upset too because that was my tweet that I got fired over.
The Valerie Jared tweet.
Yeah, that they unleashed, you know, everybody, I don't, you know, liberals think that Planet of the Apes, I guess they think it's a movie about black people because they are that racist.
But it was actually Rod Serling himself who wrote it said it was a movie about the German Holocaust of Jews at the beginning of it.
And so they, I knew that that Iran deal that Obama and Jarrett had authored was to unleash Planet of the Apes in Israel.
And it did.
And that's exactly what happened.
And the ultimate end of it that they desire is a military lockdown state.
And I think they did it there to test it, to bring it here and do it here next.
Because you saw all those people that were out in every major blue city that were, you know, celebrating what happened to Jewish people.
You know, they were flying Palestinian flags and pro-Hamas.
I mean, we have Hamas in our Congress.
But when you look at Ilhan Omar, what do you mean they square?
They have the Palestinian flag outside their office with her door closed.
Let me pull that up, Rob.
The point that I was trying to make to you is like, how could this happen?
How could this happen?
Well, how did it happen that we are allowing people say that a lot of the people that are coming across our border are Hamas and those kind of people.
They are kind of in the middle.
Of course I do.
One percentage of people you think are.
100 are Hamas.
I'll tell you right now, Roseanne, not to cut you off, 160 Terror watch list suspects were caught at the U.S.-Mexican border in 2023, caught.
And I talked about Pat this.
How many out of the what, seven, eight million that came over?
And mind you, this administration's attitude is: come in, come in, come in, come in.
Now, this happens, you think these people, and I heard this, Roseanne, I'm pretty sure you did too, that the UN, the Biden administration, has given these 18 to 24-year-old war age fighting men single.
They're not coming over here with families.
They give them cards, they give them this money thing where they're like, hey, listen, we'll keep replenishing the money.
Here's a cell phone.
If we need you, we're going to call you.
What are they doing?
So there's, and you nailed it, Roseanne.
There's two things that happened with this attack.
Either A, they knew and they did nothing, or the intelligence was just failed again.
Either way, somebody has to be held accountable because we have to figure out what the hell is going on.
I think we have to go who benefits the most.
So you think about it.
Who do you think?
Well, we're done in Congress with talking about Joe Biden and the Ukraine, right?
I think that's all been exposed.
But they were just starting to go with what did Joe Biden do in China?
What did not just Joe Biden, but all the crime families in D.C., you know, all the political prostitutes that say they're representatives and senators.
What deals did they make with China?
And perhaps what happened there was part of the plan of the owners of the world to distract from that.
I think the people that ultimately gain the most from it are the people who are China and the people in D.C. who are fighting and have been fighting since Trump was elected to keep their crimes out of the news,
to keep the American people unaware and uneducated and ill-informed of the criminal enterprises they've run against the people and the people's money.
So, you know, they've taken public money and put it into private pockets.
That's what Congress is and nothing more.
So those are the two main beneficiaries I see of this.
And also, it seems as if Iran is who backed this, who backed Hamas.
They have, it was a suicide mission, ultimately, because it's not going to stand.
Israel's going to go in there house to house.
So they knew, they said, I feel like Iran sacrificed Hamas because sacrificed.
Yeah, I think it was a sacrifice of Hamas because while the world's looking there, looking at Israel going into Gaza and the whole thing, here comes Hezbollah.
And that's a big, while everybody's looking here, that's going to come here.
So it's like, and they're going to get them in a vice.
And I just think the longer Israel waits to retaliate, the better it's going to be because I think things will come more broadly into understanding.
And I don't think that they should do it reflexively.
I think they should wait.
And I was glad to see they should wait.
What do you mean they're already attacking Gaza?
They're trying to get their hostages out.
What do you mean wait?
I think that's a limited strike because they have a lot of men.
But I was glad that they are doing a kind of a surgical limited strike there to get the hostages back.
Well, if you take Bibi by his word, he said that they are at war now.
Yeah, he's a person that he's an interesting person, and the things he does are interesting because he talks big, but then at the end, he always gives up land for peace every time.
Did you notice that?
Has Netanyahu given up land?
Yeah.
The Golan Heights?
What area did he give up?
He always gives up settlements.
Well, but they're actually neighborhoods, and he makes the Jews move out of them.
He does that.
Well, that was way more under Ariel Sharon and even Ehud Barak, way more than, but that's the whole conversation in Israel is the people on the left say, listen, we need to negotiate with these people.
You know, we need to succumb to some of their demands.
Yeah.
The people on the right.
Yeah, but Netanyahu's not on the left.
He's on the right.
He's basically saying we can't negotiate with these people.
As they famously say, you cannot negotiate with terrorists.
So what happened?
You just gave $6 billion to Iran to pull out five hostages.
Where do you think that money went?
Probably right to Hamas, probably right to Hezbollah.
So, you know, I was starting to frame the conversation with, why did this happen?
How did this happen?
Well, sometimes when you take your eye off the ball, you know, you miss what's right in front of your face.
So Israel, technological powerhouse, arguably the strongest Air Force and military in the Middle East.
Intelligence.
And intelligence, of course, the Masa.
According to the Wall Street Journal, they were focused on the wrong war.
Why?
They're so focused on cybersecurity.
They're focused on intelligence.
They're focused on air power.
They're focused on tech, where they completely just missed the ball.
It's like, yeah, there's going to get some freaking bulldozers and some paragliders and just come in and start slaughtering innocent victims.
Well, that's the year on 911.
It was box cutters that brought the right.
Exactly.
But the biggest question, is this Israel?
That's the biggest question.
I think it is.
But a bigger question is, why didn't all that infrastructure work?
Was it hacked?
Nobody ever, nobody's saying that.
How do you hack a wall?
I'm talking about the technological infrastructure.
Yeah, because we don't know.
What you're saying is, Adam, from a security standpoint, I get it.
There could be stuff happening inside your country and people are fighting that does not diminish the security apparatus that is set up.
There is absolutely no excuse for going, well, we're worried about the voting thing.
And then, because, dude, think about it, the Iron Dome and all that stuff, everything is set up basically to perfection.
So I know what's happening.
And they also said that the victims said that the police and the military didn't arrive for six to eight hours.
After it went down.
And by the way, I've seen multiple, multiple videos of IDF and Israeli intelligence people saying there's 0% chance that they didn't know this.
This is not me saying it.
These are people on the ground live in front of a camera saying zero chance that with our security, we had no idea this is coming.
So that's a thing.
What does that mean?
Well, that's that I'm not going to allow it to happen.
Adam, listen, Pearl Harbor gave us justification to get into World War II.
9-11 gave us justification to start the illegal war in the Middle East and expand the military industrial complex.
It's like they, I don't know.
Who knows?
Because it's like how many intelligence failures are going to happen.
No, but it's obvious that they want every place under military lockdown.
They want all free societies to go that way.
Yep.
Everywhere.
But I'm worried because it seems like Israel is the point of the spear for America, too.
It's our point of the spear in the Middle East.
And people want to pretend that it isn't, but it is.
It's very Americanized there in many ways.
But I'm afraid that it's like a preview for our country.
Well, just to be clear, I'm not necessarily, I'm not denying or confirming these sort of allegations of what we, but let's state the facts.
The facts is Israel is.
The nicest house in a rough neighborhood.
Okay?
Very true.
So, you know, would you rather be the nicest house in a shitty neighborhood or the worst house in a beautiful neighborhood?
I'll take the latter.
If you look at Israel, okay, this economic miracle that's happened since 75 years old.
People in Israel live, you know, on government assistance.
Okay, so they were founded on social, well, they're the kibbutz lifestyle.
that but when you talk about democracy we're talking about people having an ability to vote and vote for the you go ahead and move to iran roseanne No.
Go ahead, move to Syria.
Let me know how your life is in Lebanon.
Go ahead, go to Gaza and be a loudmouth woman there.
Let me know how that works out.
No, I'm not.
You're dead.
I'm not supposed to say that.
Okay, so like the moral equivalency is absurd to me.
So you're the nicest house in a shitty neighborhood.
What are you supposed to do?
Israel, you know, they want peace.
And you know what?
So does Hamas.
The only difference is they want a peace of you over here and they want a piece of you over here and they want to blow everything up.
The moral equivalency to me is insane.
Israel will, before they attack Hamas, they will literally do what's called a roof knock on a building and say, we're about to blow this building up because a missile just came from here.
You have 10 minutes.
Everyone to get the hell out of here.
Do you think that they're giving a heads up for Hamas?
Do you think Hamas is giving heads up?
No, when they're going to kill innocent people.
Why are you making it sound like I support Israel?
I'm not saying that.
Supporting Hamas.
But the moral equivalency is absurd.
They've told people to leave.
They already told, get out because we're coming.
Yeah, but the problem is Hamas is embedded in hospitals, in schools, in houses, and they will shoot from those areas and say, shoot us back.
I know.
So we can have the footage of babies dying and women and children.
The only difference is Israel is literally trying to avoid that.
Why?
Just like the United States is.
Because, well, you know why?
We actually value human life.
They do not value human life.
How do we know this?
They actually will provide suicide bombers to accomplish their mission.
They do not value life to this capacity.
I'm not talking about that because I hear this all the time and I don't disagree, but I'm going to tell you why they're like that.
Because of the NGOs that pay them, it's called Pay for Sleigh, and it's for Jewish blood, and it comes from the left.
And these leftist NGOs, a lot of them out of Germany, a lot of them out of Switzerland, a lot of them out of Holland, they pay for slay.
And those people have no jobs.
They have, you know, no hope.
And the only way they can make money is to join Hamas and be in a bully gang that not only does what they do to try to kill Jews, they get paid.
And if they die, their family gets paid, but they also bully all of the Palestinian people around them, too.
And when people went in there and asked the Palestinian people, where would you rather live?
In Israel or under Hamas?
The majority of them said they'd rather live in Israel.
So you are, this is what I want to say.
They are a paid gang.
And it's like, you know, the cartels in Mexico that cut people's heads off and stuff like that.
They are not representative of the people.
They're paid by Nazi, I call it Nazi NGOs.
They're very, they're Jew haters, and they're paid by leftists.
A lot of it is American leftists, a lot of whom are quote unquote Jewish.
I tried to go to up in Marin County to talk to them, to confront them up there about why are you paying for anti-Semitism and death for your own people?
Why are you contributing to these causes?
And that was the first time I was ever deplatformed.
But that needs to be said.
And a lot of those people in Israel, They were, I call them Obama Jews.
And he spent a lot of our U.S. tax dollars there for people who are communists and don't like Israel.
The number one thing of communists is that they hate Judaism.
They hate Jews who practice it.
They hate the Bible.
They hate God.
They don't believe nothing.
And that's a lot of who was part of the tearing apart of the social structure in Israel.
And the result of which was when Israel's last election, not one leftist was elected to the Knesset, not one, because they finally got it.
And hopefully America will get it too.
Well, you're paying for pay for slay, as we do here in America too, with Antifa and BLM.
That's pay for slay to burn down cities from, you know, a left, a communist takeover of our country.
That's what you're going to get.
So I hope they do.
I was shocked that Hamas would commit suicide like that.
But, you know, that's the only way they're going to get paid.
A series of funding agencies have existed over the decades, including Fund for Families of Martyrs and the Injured.
The fund is often referred as the Martyrs' Fund and pejoratively as Pay for Slaves.
It's $300 million, by the way.
Wow.
Yeah.
To fund this.
I think this is very important that you point out because it is coming from certain factions on the left, whether you look at the George Soros contingency or the squad or the AOC, whoever, the sympathizers on that end.
But at the same time, it is also coming from the number one regime of terror in the world, which is Iran.
At the end of the day, we could say, all right, well, you know, it's coming from the left and certain people are supporting this.
But who funds this is all Iran.
But who's funding that?
Who just sent them $6 billion?
That's precisely right.
This is why you cannot negotiate with terrorists.
And that we've learned the hard way.
That people on the left, no, let's try to work this out.
Obama and his apology tour going around.
How can we do this?
Let's fund the nuclear deal in Iran and let's figure this out.
Let's give them $100 billion.
Or even the people on the right are the Trump camping, like, you can give them $10 million and give them $100 billion.
They're still going to try to fucking kill you.
Like, that's not going to stop.
So do you want to fund the death or do we want to actually choke off this money?
So it's coming from all sides.
But to be clear, it is Iran, number one, that's the funder of terrorism.
And Roseanne, I want to.
Well, it's not the people there either.
The people are really rebelling against all of that.
They're rebelling against the Jarrett Obama.
The Iranian people.
Well, exactly.
Not the politicians.
Not the leaders, the people, because they know what's about to happen.
I mean, you can speak for days about this.
They know what's, so here's the parties involved here, right?
Let's look at the parties in Mohammed.
We got Hamas.
We got Hezbollah.
We got obviously Iran funding it.
There was reports about the fact that Hamas has been training 1,000 soldiers on, they built a city identical to a city in Israel and trained on how to break in and how to go in and take the hostages and bring them.
And they're like, what are we training for?
We can't tell you what we're training for.
We're just preparing in case something happens.
And then all of a sudden, okay, here's what we're training for.
We're attacking Israel.
So then you have Saudi Arabia is also involved in this.
Iran's involved in this.
Then you got potentially Russia involved in this, China involved in this, and U.S. involved in this.
There's a lot of parties involved in even Egypt right now, Netanyahu, who's saying, hey, if you're living in Hamasco, if you're living in Gaza, go to Egypt just to make sure you're safe.
But Iran, you think the Iranian people are sitting there wanting to see this happen?
Dude, all of a sudden, the targets, and you're hearing Nikki Haley screaming off the top of her lungs, we have to attack Iran.
All these guys are screaming.
We have to do this.
We don't support this.
But this could go zero to World War III in seconds.
By the way, just to say this.
I wanted to say when I was in Israel, something really miraculous happened.
I was there, and our people I was with, our phones rang.
I don't know how this happened, but our phones rang, and it was people from Iran were calling us.
I don't know how they got our phone numbers or anything.
And they just said, We want you, hi, we're calling you from Iran, and we want you to know that we love Israel and we love the Jewish people.
We are calling you to let you know that we don't go along with our government.
And it was just, I still, all my hairs are standing remembering.
And I knew then, I knew that something even bigger than every government on this earth, every compromised government, something even bigger than that is happening between people.
And that's what I hold on to and hope for for all the children of this world.
I think something really big and good is going to happen, is happening.
And I want to increase that.
I know that in Iran, I hope this isn't offensive to anybody, but people are on a grassroots level, I know they are really becoming, they are becoming very, well, they're converting to Christianity like crazy, like they are in China too.
And so they're becoming like more Westernized.
And also Muslim people are becoming less fundamentalist.
So all these things are happening also.
And so maybe the owners of the world don't like that so much.
So they have to stir the pot to keep people divided and hateful towards each other.
I always say it will be such a great day when all the hate we feel for each other, if just for one moment, we could take all that hate and channel it upward to the people who are at fault, who cause it all instead of each other.
I think that's, I think something smart is happening in all of us, and that is happening.
I don't know if it'll take 100 years or maybe even a blink of an eye, but I feel that that's happening too.
And, you know, maybe God won't let the world blow up.
I don't disagree.
And, you know, three, four weeks ago, I had a couple Muslims here, not a couple Christians here, and they debated and they had a discussion together.
I'm going to do many more of these.
And it was obviously heated.
Yeah, it was obviously heated, but it was, at the end of the day, we're sitting there saying, hey, we kind of have a lot of dissimilar beliefs when it comes down to certain things.
Of course, we're different in five areas, but in these eight areas, we're on the same page.
I don't disagree.
That's important.
That's the most important thing.
And we're going to be doing many, many more of those just to have the discussion.
Of course, I posted something on Twitter and Instagram.
I cannot believe you said this, Pat.
I cannot believe you did this.
Listen, guys, what do you expect my support to be?
I was born in Iran.
I saw what happened when I heard thousands.
I still have, and every time I hear, I saw the video yesterday after they got the $6 billion, Iran screaming at their, you know, if you can pull this up, marik bad, homrika, marik, bad, hombrika, death upon America.
After they got the money, they're saying death upon America.
That's what we're funding.
Guys, funding a country that hates you, America, and you're sitting there saying, Well, it's not a big deal right there.
Look at this.
You know, screaming off the top of their lungs, Marik Bat Ombrika.
And that's in parliament?
What is that?
Yeah, this is in the parliament for the moment.
Did you get audio or no?
Yeah, go for it right there.
That's good.
You know how many times I've heard this in Iran when I lived there 10 years?
Mad Bat Ombrika.
But the point is, you're seeing this is going on.
And, you know, what do you think position I'm going to take?
I'm America.
I'm America.
I'm going to be this for my kids, right?
You think I'm going to sit there and defend a different?
No, but do I sit there and watch that father who's walking around with his holding his Palestinian, his dead daughter walking Iran?
Am I emotional watching that?
Hell yeah, I am.
Of course I feel the pain as well.
But to me, I don't support this behavior.
I don't care what side it's coming from.
I don't support this behavior.
You know, as weird as this was, Roseanne, I want to get your thoughts on this.
I was having this conversation with my trainer this morning.
He says, hey, Pat, you know, people are asking, what does Pat think about what's going on in Israel?
You haven't done an emergency podcast.
I said, I thought we did a podcast on Saturday.
We talked about this with Timpool and Jimmy.
But I said, you know what's weird?
You know how sometimes you have a leader that sometimes is rough around the edges.
You know, he does his job.
He drives the hell out of you.
He kicks your ass.
Maybe it's a head coach, a CEO, president, just kind of like, hey, expects more from you.
What an asshole.
You know, why can't he be a little?
But then guess what?
Nobody messes with you and your family.
Nobody messes with your company.
Nobody comes to Target because they know, holy shit, we got a guy like that there.
When Trump was the president, love him or hate him, man.
Guess what?
We had BLM riots.
We had protesting going on in America.
Nothing around the world.
People were worried about what he was going to do, and there was nothing.
ISIS was every day under Obama.
We heard we feared ISIS.
Trump, one word of ISIS.
Boom, gone.
How?
Ghassam Solei money.
Boom, gone.
What?
The number two number?
This could be before.
Yeah, boom, gone.
Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.
Boom.
Hey, nothing's going.
Hey, Ukraine, Afghanistan.
Nothing.
Boom.
Biden comes in.
Okay.
It's all about peace.
Afghanistan leaves the equipment behind that Hamas is currently using.
Russia invades Ukraine.
Under you, you fund them nearly $100 billion of our money that we're giving to them.
Then all of a sudden, we're seeing what's going on with Israel and Hamas right now.
Most people dying.
Nearly a thousand people have died.
I believe 11 Americans that are there, hundreds being held hostage.
Biggest for 50 years.
This was going on in Israel taking place.
And the effects in America, gas prices are $7.29 right now.
People are having a hard time making their car payments.
They can't buy a house right now.
Rent is skyrocketing.
And what happened?
But we have no BLM rights in America.
We have none of that stuff going on in America.
Big go.
It's so interesting, right?
Nothing meaning.
By the way, you know what's crazy for me is the average person who, you know, when you vote, you have to defend your vote because you look like an idiot if you don't.
Okay.
I don't know why you're voting.
Yeah, of course.
But what I'm saying is, like, after you voted and you're amongst your peers, you're like, you win.
And you're like, oh, shit.
This was a pretty vengeance.
But still, look at the amount of awards, how amazing of a man he is and all this stuff.
Jamie Dimon last week talked about the fact that he thinks AI is going to cost people to work three and a half days a week.
Well, guess what, folks?
If you want to work four days a week, if you want to work three days a week, if you want to work 9 to 11.30 a.m., a two and a half hour shift during the time this is taking place in Israel, well, guess what?
Go be a president because Joe Biden took the day off after 11.30 yesterday a.m.
Yeah.
And on Sunday, guess what they had at the White House?
Wonderful barbecue.
Can you imagine what the barbecues are?
Let's talk about the conversations.
Hey, would you like some mustard on this thing here?
Great.
So, what do you think about all the stuff that's going on?
Can I have another one?
Are you kidding me?
Like, what is this?
I'm asking.
I think it was like, oh boy, they're not going to find out about us.
Yeah, we're going to push this timeline off.
We're going to start as many wars as we can and as many places as we can so they don't find out about what we're doing.
But I think people like us were asking the questions and we're like, what the hell is going on?
You know, yeah, listen, I wanted to give the guy a chance of saying, okay, I actually want to like you and I want you to succeed as a president.
And I'm hoping you create peace.
Great.
I'm hoping not only do we get peace in the streets, not only do we get peace around the world.
We don't have to worry about wars and all this stuff happening.
Let's see.
Let's give you a shot.
Maybe we're wrong.
Maybe he's the right guy.
But then guess what?
A lot of people are saying, no, we were right.
This guy's not a leader.
Look what's going on in America.
In every possible way, Gallup poll is saying that they trust Republicans for the first time.
It's a 14-point flip from Democrats to Republicans.
53 favor Republicans running the economy to 39.
More favor Republicans running the military for protection than Democrats.
We haven't had these numbers for decades.
So maybe something is really happening in America that we're not aware of.
Maybe something is going on around the world.
But it's kind of like, let's bump the brakes because it's so much high throttle right now, the level of chaos, where all of a sudden, you know how you're at a bar and you're like, like you've been at these fights or bars where you're like, what'd you say?
It's okay, Johnny, don't worry about it.
No, no, and then you see a guy going over, and all of a sudden he goes and calls and goes, he's going outside.
What's going outside?
You're like, dude, let me go outside, see where this guy's going.
He's going to the bar, opens the trunk, grabs something, puts it in the car, goes, oh, shit.
So, hey, Bob, don't do that.
Bro, put that shit back in the car.
Let's get out of here.
You don't want to do this right now.
Dude, let's just get out of here.
Let's just say he's one of your guys.
We got to get out of here.
You're not doing this right now.
Bro, that guy's not going to talk to my girl like that.
Totally get it.
We ain't going to jail.
Get your ass in the car.
It's when that hits here, you're just trying to diffuse and leave the bar.
I think we're there right now.
And a lot of people are like, dude, if that guy goes in there, takes that thing out of the trunk, comes inside, then who gets hit?
Who knows?
So there's a part of uncertainty right now where I'm talking to guys in.
But you got to read the signs.
Look, okay, go over this with me.
Okay.
You see all these Hamas supporters in the blue cities, thousands, hundreds of thousands.
Right here, we had a protesting down the street.
New York, Sydney.
They made themselves, and I'm just talking about America.
Okay.
Okay.
Because this is where we live.
They made themselves visible.
So that's a military move.
Okay.
They just didn't come out for no reason.
This is the most ironic thing I've ever seen.
Queers for Palestine.
Go ahead and do that march in Gaza.
You're dead.
That's the irony.
Well, the irony was the places that, well, I won't go into that, but yeah.
Get on into it, Roseanne.
Well, we need you.
I was going to say, depending on what Israel does to retaliate or to in self-defense, you know, it's retaliation for, you know, the invasion.
They were invaded.
If they, anything they do is going to draw condemnation from those people.
Right.
Anything.
Can you defend yourself?
You do defend yourself.
If they go in there and give out cookies, somebody's going to hate that, you know.
But I think it's going to cause something to happen here.
That's my concern.
So my concern is going to that bar situation, the guy's grabbing a gun, and another person is saying, dude, you should beat him on.
He can't talk to you like that.
We're doing that more than saying, dude, let's get the hell out.
Get everybody in the car.
Let's get the hell out of here.
You know, I talked to a guy that was a bodyguard for presidents.
I said, so what's your job if somebody tries to kill me?
He says, my job is not.
I said, how good of a fighter are you?
He says, dude, I'm not, that's not my job.
I said, so how are you trained when somebody tries to attack the president?
He says, our job is to get the hell out as soon as possible.
Our job is not to fight.
Fighting takes time and people can retaliate and they can kill you.
My job is to get you the hell out of whatever location we're at, right?
Think about the training of somebody that thinks that way.
In that situation today in America, we're more sitting there and saying, yeah, they said that.
This is not fair.
What about this?
And you shouldn't do that.
This is getting people's level of agitation to go high.
And this is what a great instigator does to create a good boxing match in a UFC fight.
But that's in a freaking ring.
Nobody gets killed.
It's between two people.
You cannot take that philosophy and apply it to politics.
That's where tensions are super high.
And I feel we have that today in America.
Can you notice, though?
Can you notice that the way those people, the pro-Hamas people, look so similar to Antifa?
I mean, they're not wearing masks here, but look similar to the people who burned our cities down a year and a half ago.
Did you put those two wires together?
I think that they are planning some big stuff here in our country against.
You're saying for election, pre-election.
Well, I was just going to say, think about the timing, Roseanne.
I don't think there will be an election.
I've said that.
But yeah, I think it's going to be chaos.
Think about the timing, Pat.
This is election year, right?
We're how many months away, Pat?
12 months.
Okay, this is no coincidence.
Pat, check this out.
We're one year away from an election.
Okay.
Look, just look, Roseanne.
What is this left?
And I'm tired of them just going, well, the left, wide open border.
Okay.
Trump's motto was what?
Peace through strength.
We have zero strength.
The border's wide open.
Economy's in shambles.
We are energy independent.
Everybody's fighting.
You just nailed it.
It's complete chaos.
We have no idea who the hell they let through this border.
Every time, but Maorkis, that little rat, was in Congress and they were asking him direct questions.
Are we secure as the border security?
He'd say, we do a fantastic job.
Zero answers.
So for people to act like, oh, it's just Joe Biden, just they're dumb.
No, no, it's all set up because I'm telling you right now, Roseanne, the goal is what, Pat?
Not to let people go and vote.
The fear is going to be something that these thousands of people that we just let in that are on this terror watch list that we don't know.
Watch the chaos that's going to cause in the next 14 months.
I think that they're telling us what they want to happen is that, you know, who's the threat to all those people?
It's the white supremacists.
So break that down.
Who are those people going to be looking for?
Exactly.
And it's a setup.
That's a setup against Trump supporters and people who watched my show and, you know, the working class America.
And they don't like black people either.
When they say white supremacists, they always include black people who, you know, are working class.
That's who they mean.
They mean any work.
It's a class war and they put fancier names on it, but that's all it is.
By the way, check this out.
So you know how the whole thing was about.
How dare this man want to build a wall and do this and do that?
And now Biden wants to build a wall.
And on top of that, here's what Arnold said yesterday.
Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for impassable border on the view demands reform to stupid immigration system.
Arnold's president of the former Republican expresses views on the immigration crisis emphasis and the need for comprehensive immigration reform.
He stated, I believe very strongly in having a border that no one can get through.
Additionally, he called for the issuance of visas of foreign workers, stating we need the workers here.
Schwarzenegger criticized the existing immigration system, labeled it as stupid.
And then he urged bipartisan cooperation to address issues saying, why can't we come together, Democrats and Republicans?
Oh, yeah, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, screw your freedom.
Screw your freedom, Mr. Arnold.
Exactly.
Screw your freedom.
Why do you want to have a border, huh?
Didn't you say this three years ago to the people that wanted a freedom?
Now you want to come and act like you're a unifier.
You divided two years ago.
You're now a unifier, Mr. Arnold.
Yeah, I know you got a book out.
And he said Trump was pretty much, he pretty much called Trump a racist for wanting to build a war.
You know, this is a guy, it's so disturbing for me.
The reason why it's disturbing for me, because coming up as a kid, this is a guy I looked up to a lot.
I went to Santa Monica Community College because this guy went there.
I wanted to be a bodybuilder because this guy did their, he was a bodybuilder, the greatest bodybuilder, many would say.
And you have the American dream.
You go become a governor.
You marry a Kennedy.
And then all of a sudden you become a rhino.
All of a sudden, you become this, you know, well, you know, I don't know this, this, that.
Just because you tried to do apprentice and you followed up and you failed and he was able to get to certain levels you couldn't do.
And now you want to, now you're saying border matters.
Yeah.
So look, it's okay to change a position, but you have to say I was wrong before you change a position.
They never say they were wrong.
They never, ever.
I think we should be able to say, you know what?
We told you so.
How many now?
I want to say, I told you so.
And I also want to say you owe me an apology.
You fired me and stole my life's work because I told the truth.
And what I said happened.
So you can all kiss my ass, Disney and all you MFers, kiss my ass.
I was right, unfortunately.
But what did you expect when you censored everybody who was critical at all in any way of the Obama-Jarrett administration and their Iran policy?
How dare you?
You've censored anybody who was critical in any way of that.
And look what you got.
But by the way, truly, though, look what you got.
You know, certain, you ruined certain people's lives.
Yeah.
Fortunately, in your case, you have money.
You're okay financially, right?
But you're creative.
You're a talent.
You survive by doing the talent that God gave you, which is perform and make people laugh.
That's why God put you on this planet, right?
And your show coming back, doing what he was doing.
But imagine the other people that they got silenced and they don't have the voice.
They're not going around able to express themselves.
They're forgotten.
They're the forgotten bunch that are, you know, small little shows.
I'm not going to let them be forgotten because I felt like what they did to me, they was doing to my audience.
And my audience left ABC and my audience, I also got a letter saying, we saved up as a family to go to Disneyland and we're not going because what they did to you.
And, you know, like I say in my act, you know, they killed my character and my character because they was calling me a racist the next day at ABC on all the news.
Even though I told them I thought she was white in the picture that I captioned, she doesn't look, you know, anyway, I thought she was white in the picture.
But anyway, I say in my act, but, you know, watching Disney theme parks be empty because people can't afford to go there anymore and watching their woke movies bomb like Russia and Donbass.
I say, I ain't the one that's dead.
Fuck you.
Well, speaking of your show and getting canceled, right?
So they canceled the only number one show they've ever had.
Right.
So this is, I guess, my point, my question.
You know, they say in the old media days, win the central time zone, right?
Win the Midwest.
Like, that's really what the core audience is.
So for the younger people out there, I don't think you guys fully understand how big of a star Roseanne was in the 90s, late 80s, early 90s, was when Roseanne really took off.
We have like 40 million a week.
Yeah.
But, you know, it was you and Madonna, arguably in the 90s, and the skit that you guys did, Linda Richman on SNL with Mike Myers, Martin Streisen.
I mean, classic.
So that show at the time, even though it was number one, wasn't at a time where it was as divisive as it is today.
And when you rebooted the show in what, 2018, I want to say 2017.
Okay, so 2017, 2018, and they decided to cancel you for a tweet, whether it was wrong or wrong, they fucking canceled you.
But where I want to go with this question is that none of the pedophiles at their network that were caught involved that same week.
I think they used me to cover that up.
They used that new show.
But let's say you were still on air.
This is my question, Roseanne.
I'd be dead.
But I feel like that show would be so important for America today.
Why?
You're in the Midwest.
You're in Chicago, I believe.
Your sister was a raging feminist.
You adopted a black child.
You had a lesbian in there.
Like, you're a Trump fan and there's Democrats.
I wouldn't adopt it if she was my son's daughter.
Okay, so even back.
But you have all these dynamics going on in this household that is emblematic of what's going on in the United States.
Here's what was overheard in my writer's room because people would spy to me because it was me against 25 libtards in the writer's room.
And it was just unspeakable.
But somebody heard when I wasn't in there that one of the writers goes, I'm just afraid she's trying to humanize Trump voters with this show.
So that tells you that tells you what an insult to the viewers.
That pissed me off really bad.
I love what you told Kimmel, though.
I love what you told Kimmel.
What?
When he won a show with John Goodman.
Oh, the Democrats went so far off the cliff.
You said you were still the same.
My shit's still the same 100%.
I don't like bullshit.
And, you know, they just cling on to it like it's for real.
Like it's for real.
And you know what it was too, Roseanne?
They keep using the word Trump.
We are past the Trump thing.
It's what the guy stood for and let everybody wake up and see.
Just because you support him.
You know what it is?
I feel like, because you guys know, I don't know if you know, but I ran for president in 2012.
And I ran as a representative of the black caucus of the Green Party, which the fucking Green Party didn't even know they had a black caucus because the left is so racist, which is why I left the left because of their racism.
So it's ironic that they called me a racist when I did everything I did was to integrate my crew, my writer's room, against them fighting against that all the time.
Those people are the ones calling me racist.
Okay.
Well, fuck you too.
But anyway, I forgot what I was saying.
About the, you went to the black caucus for the Greek.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So eventually Jill.
Their racism that was so because I had a black, I had black people, Nation of Islam, a black woman and a Muslim woman as my team.
And they would get them against the wall, these leftist white people, silver ponytailed Marxists, I call them.
And they would be screaming in their faces about how they weren't the right kind of black Muslim or a nation of Islam, white people doing that.
I was sickened by it.
But that is who they are.
And I think that they hate Trump.
My friend Cynthia McKinney, she said, Trump won.
2016 and 2020.
He won big and he won black.
And that's why they're panicked.
That's the real reason why they're panicked because so many black people, particularly black men, saw the scam of the Democrat Party with their poverty programs, which is taking public money, putting it in private pockets.
It never gets to the people.
When you go in any, like this particularly Nancy Pelosi's district is full of homeless black people on the streets dying, living in shit.
And she's calling Trump a racist.
And he went in there, and I believe that his economic policies included some form of reparations, which was bringing economic development to those blue cities.
And he did do that.
And boy, they hated him.
And they hate him because he gave the middle class a tax cut.
And I just interviewed a Democratic candidate, and she said, I wish the Democrats would have done that, and we could have taken credit for that.
And I go, yeah, but you never would do that.
Well, you've been involved politically for decades now.
You said in 2012 and eventually Jill Stein went on to be the candidate.
You saw that Carrie Lake just came out and said that Trump should consider you as a potential running mate.
She did?
Yeah, I don't know if you saw that.
Oh, I didn't say that.
I love her, though.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
Congratulations, Roseanne.
You're the freaking VP now, baby.
Well, I have said in 2012 when, you know, I didn't win, in case anybody knows.
But I said I. President Barr?
I declare myself the de facto president of Americans Inc.
I made the whole thing Americans Incorporated because I knew they was going to bankrupt the whole fucking DC Incorporated, which what's her name, Dr. Jan Helper, said that's defunct.
Joe Biden is the president of a defunct corporation that's broke.
And so I declared myself in 2012 the de facto president of the American people for life.
But today I want to say, when I ran in 2012, I was saying that I was a twofer, president of the United States as well as prime minister of Israel.
So today I'm saying I'm declaring myself de facto prime minister of Israel too.
Well, it's fun to be delusional, okay?
It's not delusional.
If I say it, it's not delusional.
So it's your truth, not the truth.
You can identify it.
I have my truth, and I'm going to tell it.
And like, Trump borrowed a lot of my campaign ideas from 2012, which I say he's more than welcome.
What ideas did Trump steal from you?
I said, audit the Federal Reserve.
Okay.
And that is what he did and moved all the money to the Treasury.
A lot of things I said.
A populism, not Democrat or Republican.
Neither of them.
They're a duopolistic fundraising arm of the military pharma industrial complex.
So we need another party that cares about the people.
And it's the same for Israel because Israel tries so hard to be American.
So, you know, I think it's the 51st state, and a lot of Americans do too, even though they don't call it that.
But anything that happens there comes here.
No doubt.
And I'm afraid of that.
And I don't want to see that happen.
I want the Constitutional Republic of the Constitutional Republic of the United States of America.
Long may it wave.
I'm proud to be a citizen here.
And I will do anything within my power.
And my power is only about raising my voice, I guess, and telling jokes and shit like that and talking to people.
But I will continue to do it until I am removed from this planet because I want to encourage other people to do it too.
Go talk to other people.
Go pray with other people, people that don't think like you.
That's how we're going to change everything is speak to each other with some dignity.
Don't try to be smarter than or talk down to people like the left does.
Just listen, absorb.
Let's solve some problems.
Let's respect each other.
And let's come up with something new that actually works.
And then let's all get all these religions together, which I do when I go to Israel.
I always pray with Christians and Muslims and me, women.
We all grandmothers, we all pray together for the well-being of the children of this world that we can rise above the bullshit and take care of the kids.
That's a grandmother's prayer.
And I have said it for 20 years now in Israel with all these women of various religions.
And then we dance together.
And I'll tell you what, we do change the revolution of this earth when we express joy and love with each other and a faith that is far above anything negative and hateful.
That's everything to me.
I love that.
Hey, man, you got my vote.
Respect.
Respect, Roseanne.
What do you think about the RFK announcing he's running as independent?
Oh, I think that's so smart, you know, because they wouldn't let him, you know, they already Bernie Sanders.
But I think it's good.
I think that all this shake-up, all this new way of thinking, anything that comes against the establishment, which is what we're living in now, this establishment, anything that comes against it and shakes up, rocks the boat, is just going to, it's great and it gets people thinking.
The worst thing they did, the establishment, was that quarantine.
The worst thing they did to themselves because it broke people's routine.
And mind control is dependent on routine.
So they're so stupid, luckily for us, thinkers, that they put us all in a thing that broke the routine and therefore broke our mind control.
And that was a beautiful, fresh, new day for America.
And the more they keep trying to do it and breaking our routine, the more free thought we're going to give birth to.
So I really think we're on the verge of something wonderful and good, even though it looks terribly negative right now.
I think keep the vision and keep the faith.
I think it's coming.
I think so as well.
I think we're finding each other.
Here's what a sister said on Twitter yesterday.
You can zoom in a little bit, Rob.
Kenny disregarding him.
This is about RFK running.
Go up to the Zoom, go up to the first tweet at the top.
Yeah, so Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values, vision, or judgment.
Today's announcement is deeply saddening for us.
We denounce his candidacy and believe it to be perilous for our country.
Statement on Robert Kennedy Jr.'s announcement today.
The decision of our brothers, Bobby Rezzaron, Third Party Canada against Joe Biden is dangerous to our country.
Bobby might share the same name as our father, but he does not share the same values.
So we denounce Rory Kennedy, Kerry Kennedy, Joseph Kennedy II.
And then you have the last one that's Townsend.
And I responded to this and I said, what do you say?
Can you go to my tweet, Rob?
They're part of the establishment Can you go to Yeah Right Rob can you find I have it It's just locked up there.
Okay, there you go.
Oh, that's great you said this.
I said, this makes me want to support him even more.
It's unfortunate to hear both your father and uncle were doing everything they could to fight the establishment, and they paid for it with their lives.
Here, here.
And their policies are favored, also favored more of today's independent party than the Democratics.
Here, here.
I love that you said that.
Thank you so much.
Can you imagine your sister in this just literally shitting on you for the establishment?
Shame on you.
Oh, shame on that.
Who is this?
Rob Reiner?
What did he say?
Bobby Kennedy Jr., Samurai's advanced and dangerous and cynical move by wealthy Republicans to put Trump back in the White House.
I talked with Bobby and told him that what he was doing is destroy American democracy.
He didn't care about Reiner's freaking people.
He told someone that him running for president will destroy America and they didn't care about your opinion.
Bob Ryan.
Do you not understand that you're a very smart man?
That's crazy.
He should immediately drop out.
As you know, democracy is dangerous to our democracy and we can't let Americans vote.
That's crazy.
That would be fascism.
Let me ask you guys this.
And this is coming from a genuine place of respect.
Where given the Trump Biden duopoly, I would definitely consider voting for Bob.
Okay.
I really would.
100%.
But A, does his family know more about him than the rest of us?
Just a general question.
And number two, and this is, I think, the more important question is: who does his third-party candidacy affect more?
Does it affect the Trump base more?
Trump candidacy, or does it affect the Biden candidacy?
Because we saw the numbers come out, what, a week ago?
We talked about it, I think, Saturday.
Like 50% of Republicans approve of RFK, where it's like 15% of Democrats.
Go ask the question, and I want you to answer it if you're asking it.
What context in this discussion does it have if his family knows him better than the rest of us know him?
Of course they know him better than the rest of us know him, but what's your point with that?
Well, maybe they know something we don't know.
But he's going to do something radical.
Like what?
Like what?
Well, I don't know.
That's why I'm not his family.
I don't know.
But if your entire family, it wouldn't be a little bit weird if the entire O'Shaughness family came out and said, yeah, we don't recommend Vinny or the Bet David family or the Bar Family.
I don't know.
You know what that would tell me?
You know what that would tell me?
That would tell me that family is political party over family.
Yeah, that's true.
That's what it would tell me.
And it is, if my kids ever did that, do you know what I would do to Dylan T. Co Seno or Baroque Human if they ever publicly chose that over their own family?
You have no idea how annoyed, how disappointing this behavior is to publicly say something like this.
Simple.
You can simply say, we have differences, but we wish them all the best.
We have differences, but we wish them all the best.
And that's the right approach to take.
Now, to answer the second question, which party do you think RFK is going to hurt more, Republican or Democratic Party, by running as an independent?
Like, will he be a Ross Parole and hurt senior, or will he be a Ross Paro and hurt maybe Biden in this situation?
Well, I think that the way I look at it is that they were polling Democrats and young Democrats like RFK.
Young Democrats like RFK.
Yeah, young Democrats.
And by the way, you know, there's an article that came out yesterday.
He's very truthful on, you know, he's truthful on stuff that the Democrat Party is wanting to sweep under the rug.
Well, did you see what Trump had to say about RFK?
And this might be our answer.
Well, here's the story.
It says Team Trump Reddy's attacks on RFK as spoil anxiety grows.
This is page 12 because a lot of people are saying, what if it's a Trump RFK, what do you call it, VP?
Team Trump is preparing to target RFK as internal campaign polling suggests his third party bid could draw more votes from Trump than Biden in the general election.
One source stated that the polling showed Kennedy taking more votes from Trump than left-wing independent Cornell West would from Biden.
If both were tested, to counter his potential threat, Trump's campaign and allies are planning to release opposition research on Kennedy with one source saying we're going to be dropping napalm after napalm on his head, reminding the public of his very liberal views dating back to 2012.
The research aims to highlight Kennedy's past statements, including comparing factory meat integrators to Osama bin Laden and labeling the NRA a terror group.
Well, that would be good if Trump did that because that'll make more Democrats vote for RFK, won't it?
I don't know if there's a large contingency within the Democratic Party to vote for RFK.
The numbers don't back it up.
In fact, why would Trump want to attack RFK?
Because he knows that there's a way larger contingency on the right that is listening to RFK, especially the libertarian vote.
If he says that he's a liberal and brings out all RFK's liberal policies, then nobody on the right is going to vote for him.
What are his liberal policies?
I don't think he's going to be able to do that.
But I just said, his things about the people.
NRA is a terror group and meet Osama bin Laden.
Nobody on the right's going to vote for that.
It just so boggles my mind.
Can you pull up if Biden's going to be the one?
Biden and Roseanne is going to be the cranks.
How can you, in your right mind, as a Democrat?
I don't give a damn about party over whatever.
How can you, in your right mind, vote?
Because he's the frontrunner.
Am I Biden?
Of course.
How the hell you trust?
Yeah, 100%.
How can you, in your right mind, vote for that?
Are you, you'd be out of your mind.
That's the exact question.
Yeah.
Just so we're super, super, super clear, brother.
That's the exact question that people on the left are asking about Trump.
Yeah, but how in the hell can you vote for that guy?
So just to be clear.
Yeah, sorry.
But mine is popular sides are asking that question.
But mine isn't of personality.
Mine is, look at what the hell happened in this past four years.
Hold on.
Look what happened in this past four years.
And I said that we told you.
So how can you, in your right mind, say, from Trump was just a mean guy.
I can't believe he said this.
Look at the country's state of affairs right now.
That's my point.
I know what you mean.
Like, how could you vote for Trump?
But we were right.
We were right about a lot.
Well, polls are bullshit anyway.
So think about it.
People vote their pocketbook and they're really going to vote it this time, because look at gas is what seven?
In New York and Cali, there was a $7.
How much was it Pat, Pat?
$7, $7.29 in certain areas.
That's what people are going to vote.
If they do get to vote, I don't think we're going to have an election.
You really don't think we're going to.
No, they're not going to.
Let us vote.
What do you think is going to be the stopping throw, Roseanne?
What are you saying right now?
I want to hear that.
What do you mean?
There's not going to be an election.
What do you think it would be?
I understand hyperbole.
I understand comedy.
Let's see what she has to say.
I'm not being funny and i'm not being hyperbolic.
I'm being.
I think there's just no way they're going to let it happen.
Why?
Well, because we didn't fix the shit that happened in 2020.
For one thing okay, all of the things that happened, uh.
So, if they're, when you say that they're not going to allow an election rob, run a poll.
Do people believe there will be an election or no?
Just run a poll and see what they say.
Go ahead growing all the time, the people saying they're, this is just all theater.
It's just all theater like, By the way, just so you know, she's not alone.
There is a lot of people.
There are a lot of people that think there's not going to be either for war or what they're like.
I'm not going to say what, but there's a lot of differing opinions of what is going to happen in the next year or even by the end of this year.
Okay.
What can you use in United States history that proves they will suspend it?
There will not be an election.
Has there ever been not an election every four years?
Has it ever happened in U.S. history?
Even during COVID?
I'm actually just something in our history, but I can't bring it up.
I'd have to, I had it, but I have to re-look it up.
Yeah, I heard something that there's a way that they could suspend an election.
If something is happening where I'm curious.
Well, if you didn't suspend it in 2020, why would you suspend it in 2024?
I just don't, I've never heard this theory.
I'm not saying that it doesn't exist.
I just don't know how that would be implemented.
It does exist.
Say if the 2020 election is declared fraudulent.
And then what happens?
You tell me.
If what?
Say that again.
If the 2020 election is declared fraudulent.
By who?
By either the Supreme Court, Congress, I don't know.
The military.
I don't know.
I mean, there's been no rulings in that regard.
Look under COG, continuation of government.
Look that up.
Okay.
Let's check it out.
Cog.
But so you're, how certain are you that there will not be an election?
I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't.
Okay.
But I don't see how there can be when we, you know, all of the things that went wrong in 2020, I don't think people have confidence enough to vote.
I think a lot of people won't even bother.
Well, that's definite fear.
Well, let me tell you this.
If we.
Okay, so let's play a game called hypothetical.
Okay, hypothetical.
Let's play the game.
Let's say.
People vote because they think their vote matters.
If people don't think their vote matters, they're not going to vote.
Like what happened in Georgia when Trump told people not to go out and vote.
You can't trust the voting.
And then they invoted two Democratic senators.
How does that work out?
Telling people not to vote, telling people that there's fraud, telling people that you can't trust the system, telling people that it's rigged.
Does that inspire people to vote?
No, it lowers turnout.
And that's what happens.
Like Georgia as an example, which was 50-50, could have gone either way.
Trump basically suppressed the vote.
You get two Democratic senators, Warnock and Joel Osteen, or whatever the hell his name is.
Not Osteen, but the point is, like suppressing voting, telling people that your vote doesn't matter, saying that it's all rigged, that doesn't benefit.
Showing people that their vote doesn't matter on video is also something that affects them.
What video?
The video of them bringing out suitcases of votes.
Remember that?
Some of that was proven completely.
Some of it, but there's, I mean, you saw the movie with Dinesh DeZouza?
Oh, I saw 2000.
It happens a lot.
It just was the signature.
Carrie Lake just won in Arizona that the signatures were all fraudulent.
So, you know, we don't know what's going to happen.
Carrie Lake signatures were fraudulent.
She won.
Yeah.
She was just here last week.
No, her stuff, her lawsuit about the way they didn't have complete custody of the signatures and the signatures didn't match.
She won that.
I don't know if she did because she came here a couple of weeks ago on the podcast and she said she's running.
So Kerry Lake's third trial to begin after unsuccessful loss, so challenging her loss in 2022, governor.
This was like a couple weeks ago.
No, it's not that because I just had her on my show and we talked about it.
But I think she announced that she's running for Senate is what she announced.
But for the governor deal, they're not willing to, the part was they're not willing to verify the signatures.
What was the case, Rob, that they were not willing to do, show the signatures of the voters to verify the legitimacy of it.
That's what was the challenge.
They didn't want to do that.
They're like, no, we feel that's a risk to do something like that.
But let's play.
But she did get a judgment that they have to look it up.
Let's go with this concept of there won't be an election.
But go to continuity of government because I think that answers everything.
That one has to do with nuclear war, I believe, the continuity of government.
If you want to go to it, Rob, zoom in a little bit.
Actually, go to the Wikipedia site that just explains to you what it is.
A little lower, you'll see it right there.
Two down.
There you go.
Zoom in.
So continuity of government is a principle of establishing defined procedures that allow a government to continue its essential operations in case of a catastrophic event, such as a nuclear war.
Continuity of government was developed by the British government before and during World War II counter threats such as that of Luftwaffe.
What is that word?
What does it say?
In the U.S., COG is no longer limited to nuclear emergencies.
The Continuity Operation Plan was activated.
So by the way, this is what I'm saying.
If I go to hypotheticals, say shit hits the fan right now.
Ukraine, Russia, you know, Hamas, even though Israel, say just something happens there and it leads to an all-out war and then somebody pulls the trigger.
Yeah, launches the nuke.
Somebody does.
Okay.
Then God forbid, 1 million percent, God forbid.
All of a sudden, the next six to 12 months.
You know how much mayhem is going to be everywhere shutting down curfews?
Oh, yeah.
You think they would let that crisis go?
They would never let that.
If there's one thing about Democrats versus Republicans, they have mastered the art of not letting any crisis go to waste.
That's right.
That's why I'm saying, that's bringing it all back.
That's why I'm saying about these people on the street that look like, you know, they look like the people, they look familiar to the people we've already seen burn cities down.
So just say maybe Israel is a catalyst to them to attack Americans who they see as the enemy, white supremacists, whatever.
The characters that are being introduced into the theater of media, look how that is a crucible moment that could occur.
And if it did explode in like civil war in American cities, then there wouldn't be an election, would there?
Nope.
You know what this is?
This year leading up is turning into season five, episode three of House of Cards, where the president is like, he knew he was going to lose, and all of a sudden they are just fake, you know, they'll say that there's something happened here.
There's a terrorist thing happening here.
It's not so far-fetched what she's saying, especially when we don't know where the hell these people are that are just hate America, that are just running around this country waiting for something bad to happen.
It seems like it's a lot of cells, a lot of cells of people that we're just not even looking at.
It's right in front of our face and we're just ignoring it and watching the Kardashians' asses.
You know, it's like things seem to be moving into place and we're being told things and things.
It seems like they're setting up for something really, really big.
And so that's why I say, I don't know what they're going to do here, but you feel something's coming.
I feel like it's kind of orchestrated and it keeps the heat off the people that these investigations are getting closer to bringing to light.
And of course, the media doesn't cover anything, but there's something horrible in the fact that our president sold access to him to China.
I mean, hello.
And isn't it crazy, Roseanne?
Like, you made a great point.
Since this whole thing is happening with Israel, everybody forgot about Hunter, Ukraine, the speaker, the house drama, economy, everything is.
I haven't heard one peep Trump work.
Everybody was talking about Trump.
Everything is off the - nobody gives a shit about anything except this one problem.
And also think about everybody's eyes on Israel over here.
Well, what does that, what's going to happen in Taiwan?
Right.
Did you hear what Vivek had to say about that?
He said, you know, you talk about voting with your pocketbook.
And, you know, as James Carmel famously said, it's the economy, stupid.
He said, it's China, stupid.
And, you know, what happened?
Ukraine, everything going on in Ukraine, everything that's going on with the border, everything that's potentially happening with Israel now, all this, is it just a distraction to what the big game is with China?
And, you know, they don't like America, the big globalist owners.
They don't like a country that has a constitution that guarantees individual rights.
What the hell?
They think that's so obsolete.
They hate that.
They like a docile workforce.
Yeah.
And then obviously we know that if you want to go down that rabbit hole, you know, where does Iran get its money other than the hostage money that we give them is from China?
How many billions of dollars?
Was it $50 billion?
Was it some crazy number?
Way more.
$400 billion over $25.
$400 billion?
Sorry, I was way off it.
$400 billion over 25 years.
Over 25 years.
Gotcha.
I'm thinking of what their first initial payment was.
Right there.
Look at that.
Look at that.
China with $400 billion Iran deal.
But at the end of the day, alliances are being formed, right?
So if you look at the alliances between China, Russia, Iran, Iran, North Korea, it's like, you want to be on that team or do you want to be on the United States, the EU, Israel, Canada, Australia?
It's like time to pick teams.
It might end up being something we don't even expect, though.
That's what I'm always thinking.
Jeez, this could go a whole different way that we have never even thought about.
That's how they throw you.
That's how they attract you.
Yeah.
You know what I don't understand?
You always hear like, you know, you're going to push Putin into Xi's arms.
It's like, well, it's kind of like if your girlfriend is cheating on you, or she already has that dude's number, there's nothing you're going to do.
What are we going to do to bring Putin back into the fold?
Like, if he wants to team up with China, it's going to happen.
I'm sure there's going to be some diplomatic answer that completely just usurps what my opinion is.
But like the whole premise that we're going to push Putin away into China's arms, they're literally bordering neighbors.
It's not like they don't have each other's contact information.
If Putin and Xi wanted to form some alliance, they're going to do it.
So I don't understand that premise.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I just, I hope we're, I hope we come out a better world than we are now.
Roseanne, you know, bring it into your industry.
So, you know, in the political world, you're like, well, I don't know who's behind it, the people that are behind it.
You know, some people will say, well, every war was financed by bankers all the way back to Rothschild to UK to this to colonialism.
Everything's been financed by bankers, so it's a banker's war, right?
Yeah.
Industrial, military-industrial complex.
No, it's the bigger guys, the Koch brothers.
They choose it.
No, it's the Soros.
No, it's this.
In Hollywood, you know, the people that look at it from the outside, they say, wow, you know, these guys must have been, you know, great on how to make it up.
And I remember I was working with this one guy at Bally's and super good-looking guy, 6'5, blue eyes, white guy, all this stuff.
And I'm spending time with him.
And all of a sudden, one day we go partying with this guy.
I realize how he made his money, which was crazy.
But he used to be in Hollywood.
And he says one day he gets invited to a party with David Giffin's house.
And he's doing work.
He's doing movies.
He says, shit, we're about to make it.
So him and his best friend go over there.
They're both good-looking guys in their 20s.
And I say, David wants you upstairs in his room.
So they go to his room.
And David's like, this is the story he's telling me.
Now, whether there's truth to this or not, this guy didn't seem like he needs to bullshit a story like this.
But he says, so David says, hey, you guys, I got a movie.
I want to put you guys in great.
Yeah, but I need you to please him right in front of me.
And this guy's like, what?
Yeah, I need you.
And his friend's like, dude, I'm down if you're down.
Dude, I want to get a job in a movie.
He's like, hell no, I'm out.
So he left.
He left the industry.
I'm done with it.
For us from the outside watching in, and you hear stories like Weinstein, or you hear stories of Giffen, you hear stories about these guys.
How dark was it back in the days in Hollywood?
And how much of this was happening?
How'd you get past it for a person that wanted to come up and compete?
You know, because in politics, you have to do favors to find a way to go up, right?
The favors could be different kind of favors that you do.
How dirty was it and how much of that has changed today within Hollywood?
Well, I never, for some reason, well, I always say it's because nobody ever wanted to fuck me.
That's not true, Roseanne.
That's not true.
I'll take you down right now.
That's bullshit.
Roseanne, test me.
Well, you know, I have no power in Hollywood.
That's what you think.
Step into my office, Roseanne.
I'm going to get through your own show, baby.
I'm talking about, you know, them.
So I didn't have to, you know, I didn't.
Don't put it past me, Roseanne.
I'm just letting you know right now.
Legendary story that would be old.
That shit left a million years ago.
But I didn't, that didn't have nothing to do with me.
I didn't have to.
I used to have a good joke about it that I say, you know, what, who do, well, it's not, it won't work here.
But no, I didn't have to do that.
I say, I was one of the few that made it on talent.
But no, I.
I love her.
But no, I didn't get, and none of that happened to me, but I knew people that it did happen to.
And because I was working to help kids, kids who were, you know, in slavery and from drugs and sex and stuff in Hollywood, they had run away to be stars.
And that's what happened to them.
They get mixed up like that and be used.
I heard their stories, and I knew it was common.
And I knew that it's just a den of iniquity.
And I heard from other people that everybody knew somebody who had to do that kind of deal.
But especially it seemed to be in the movies and the music.
But TV, I didn't, I don't know, it probably went on, but I didn't.
I had to bully my way onto TV, though.
But they didn't want me at all.
What do you mean by bully?
Well, they didn't want to do a show with me in it.
Did they try to recast you?
Like Rosanna?
They the networks.
Okay.
Got it.
They do.
Yeah, they were like, I remember the day I was shooting my pilot, my sister was there, and she was standing next to all my agents and the producers of the show.
And they didn't know if she was my sister, of course.
I always have a plant.
See?
Good.
And she says that they go, who's going to watch this show about two fat people, too fat and allowed this and that?
She told me I'm how they roll.
Yeah.
But then, you know, I knocked Cosby off.
Yeah.
You know, but I knew, I knew American people wanted to see themselves not degraded.
And they wanted to see theirselves portrayed as kind of heroic because I did when I was watching TV coming up.
But, you know, I had to force it.
And then they had to eat my dust.
And they didn't like doing that neither.
And they never liked it.
But I'd be like, you know, I relished it.
I mean, I have to say as a high school dropout telling them people from Harvard, oh, it was a joy.
It really was a joy.
Roseanne, who was somebody you met that was kind of like, you know, when you're making it, then you're like number one and you're making a million and a million a week.
Who was the celebrity you met for the first time?
Like, that's kind of cool.
Like, I'm having dinner with XYZ.
I'm, you know, I'm having a lot of fun.
Oh, I met all my idols.
I mean, that was the most amazing thing.
Well, I mean, I could name them off of it.
I forget everybody's name, but number, I can't even say number one, but as a comic to meet all my comic idols and hang out with them and have a few drinks and smoke a joint and, you know, jam jokes with, I got to meet Richard Pryor.
I got to meet and hang with Dick Gregory, who was a god, you know, a god.
And he ran for president on the same ticket I ran on, and that's why I ran because of Dick Gregory.
But, you know, Phyllis Diller was a friend.
Joan Rivers, Rodney Dangerfeld, he left me his pot in his will.
Oh, man.
Get out of here.
And I got his pipe and his marijuana from.
Did you smoke it or did you keep it?
Oh, I didn't dare smoke it.
I got it in my office.
That's great.
Yeah.
And, you know, God, I'm forgetting everybody.
What about George Carlin?
Yeah, I loved him too.
Met him.
Roseanne was.
He's a genius.
Oh, yeah.
He was everything he said.
I was just going to say, it seems like this is sort of like what you're hard to do.
We're warlike people.
He's like, if you're brown, you're like the bomb brown people.
He's like, if you're brown, you better watch the FO.
He was the best.
Oh, he was funny to the end.
What do you think of comedy today?
Like, if you look at SNL, you were on SNL.
It was incredible what you did with Madonna and Barbara Streisand.
It's a fun show if you can stay up late.
It's live at 1 a.m.
But is it still funny in your mind?
No, it's not funny.
What about late night comedy?
I wish they knew Kim Ol Fallon, Colbert.
What's your take on all that?
The late night comedy scene.
Greg Gutfeld is the number one show on TV.
He's funny.
I think he's funny.
And I think he's a trailblazer.
I like his show.
It's number one.
Interesting.
Is he number one because he's actually just normal and everyone else has gone insane on the left?
Because he's the least funniest person of all those people I just named.
You think?
Gutfeldt?
I think you think he's funnier.
I think his well, Jimmy Fallon is really funny.
But I think the team around him, it keeps it snappy and going.
I think he's got a whole new way of doing late night.
And I think it is better because it's like, boom, boom, this person's a lot of stand-ups, so it keeps it fresh.
So I think it's a new format that really works.
I think the white guy behind the desk, bored.
Yep.
You know.
Like, oh, like, I mean, I don't know about you guys, but nothing to me screams brilliance and comedy than like Stephen Colbert and they're dancing as needles and telling people to get the vaccine.
Now, that is brilliant.
They're like, get the vax, get a needle.
I don't know if you, they were doing dances, choreographed thing.
And it's like, I think it's just all that, like Johnny Carson, all those guys, David Letterman, after those guys, it's just like nobody wants to watch.
This is what comedy, that is what comedy, it's the death of comedy.
And all these shows are disgusting.
And I can't watch these type of shows.
They should use it.
When we catch terrorists and we want to find out information from them, they should tie them up, Roseanne, and play this shit and be like, tell us where your leader is.
And that's what they got to show them.
Yeah, that's horrible.
That was the death of comedy.
That's it.
That was it.
It was.
But, you know, they have to do what the CIA tells them to do, or they wouldn't be allowed on TV.
100% right.
You're saying the CIA?
Yeah.
Unpacks that.
CAA is the CIA.
Oh, the creative artist, you're saying is the CIA.
They get the same talking points at 4 a.m.
You will, you will say Biden's a genius and to take the shot, you will.
You know, it's not that.
You think that happens?
I know it does.
You know it does.
I know it does.
I know the LGBTQ plus BS, I call it.
That movement.
Oh, the BS new letters in that?
That's coming to the city.
Those are the new letters.
Yeah, they're all connected there.
They're all like, you know, the establishment.
Even within the talent management area, the CAA is telling the talent what to say, what not to say.
CIA is CAA.
They're the same thing.
That guy worked.
They're all operatives of keeping shit in the narrative so they can take over.
I mean, they already have.
Cable's getting crushed right now, right?
I mean, if you look at what's going on with cable, there's an article that came out.
He deserves to be crushed because it sucks.
Check this out.
Story came out saying, Will 2024 election save TV?
Political ads spend for Joe Biden, Donald Trump rematch will likely find broadcaster and cable swimming in cash.
Okay, so Trump won't do it.
Trump won't do what?
No, he ain't going to debate Biden.
You don't think Trump's going to debate Biden?
Hell no.
Why not?
Because he's not stupid.
What do you mean by that?
Trump ain't stupid enough to debate Biden again.
Because Biden is such a formidable opponent.
Because all he does is lie.
Because all Biden does is lie.
Yeah, so why would he do that?
You know what I would do if I was him?
What?
This is what I would do.
I would say, before I debate Trump Biden, I would say I want to get everybody on Twitter to follow XYZ account.
Our person's going to fact check every time Biden says anything, retweet it for the world to see it every time during the debate.
That's what I would do if I was Trump.
Brilliant.
And fact check to do it.
Instantly, within seconds on Twitter and share it on Instagram, Facebook, you know, TikTok, put it everywhere.
Instantly.
Brilliant.
If he's going to do it, that would be the way to do it.
Yeah, that would be the way.
And he's got the camp to be able to do something like that.
Well, that would be cool.
He'd probably put it on Truth Social, though.
But these are the camps.
His son's always tweeting.
So there's other people that are part of his network that would put it on Twitter.
And he would need to be tweeting during the time.
I think Trump is a, I think, and I'm going to see him in a few days, but I'm telling you this.
He is, when I do see him, I'm going to bow down to him and I'm going to go, you are the master showman.
You are Barnum and Bailey Times 1 million.
You're the master showman.
And I think he's going to wrap it all up and it's going to have a great epilogue, this show.
He's going to wrap it all up with a real nice bow and a really great epilogue.
You think he's going to win?
Oh, yeah.
I love it.
So there's not going to be an election, but if there is, you think he's going to win.
Well, I think if there is an election, yeah, he'll definitely win.
But there's not going to be an election.
We know that.
I said I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't.
And I don't think there will be because I think something else is going to happen.
And can I ask one question, Roseanne?
If we're being hypothetical, if there is, and I mean, from the right, I mean, Vivek and all these guys, we see that there's no chance.
Trump is a whole different message.
Well, a lot of us think that he's still commander-in-chief.
100%.
Are you agree with that?
Yeah.
So, Roseanne, you think Trump is the current commander in chief of the United States of America?
Yes.
Currently?
I do.
Okay, what evidence do you have of that?
A whole bunch of executive orders from 2015.
I'll share it with you.
Okay.
So then all the stuff that's happened, the withdrawal from Afghanistan, the inflation, the high prices, the consumer price index, is that now Trump's fault?
No, I told you Joe Biden is the president of a defunct corporation in D.C. He's causing all that.
Okay, so what is Trump doing since he's still the commander-in-chief in all this?
He's the commander-in-chief of the Constitutional Republic of the United States of America.
And I think they're two different things.
And I'll show you.
What are his roles?
He, that's too long of a conversation, but I'll show you.
I'll show you all the stuff I have.
This is, I don't know this world.
I generally don't know.
Do you know who Dr. Jen Halper Hayes is?
No, it's from Dr. Jan Halper Hayes, who works for the Department of Defense.
Look her up, she says it.
So, Rosanna, my question was going to be, if there is, and obviously it's obvious with the numbers, Trump is going to be number one.
Who do you think, because everybody's saying that there's no way that the left is going to have Biden because he's unvotable and he's old, and who do you think would be the person to slip in there?
Well, they say they're going to put Michelle Obama in.
I heard that as well.
Yeah, did you hear that?
I heard.
I heard that.
Or knew some.
There's all this stuff.
Even though he announced, it's like, you never know what these people, because I mean, and Michelle was the, Roger Stone said it a while ago.
He's like, I'm telling you guys right now, take it to the bank.
Michelle Obama is going to be the savior because she's like, listen, he's too old.
We can't do this.
Trump is, oh my God.
I hope they put Michelle up because I have the best Michelle Obama jokes.
They killed last.
I was really afraid to do them, but they killed.
So I hope they do because I just have bread.
So the rumors, because I mean, as we saw just really fast back, so we saw Larry Sinclair on Tucker expose, you know, put Trump, you know, all the allegations about Trump and smoking crack and cocaine.
You mean Obama?
Obama, Obama with Larry Sinclair.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So he exposed that.
They've been silent.
You know, Obama was dead silent.
Michelle Obama, apparently still overseas on vacation.
She was seen on a yacht with Tom Hanks, of all people, random.
Do you think that, like, there's so many rumors about him, even Joan Rivers said it, and she passed away two weeks later.
Do you think there's any validity about them, him, you know, his relationship, her being, I mean, you hear this all the time.
Everybody on the internet calls Michelle Obama Michael.
I know they do, but like I say, these are my jokes.
Yeah.
Because she's the one that got me fired, you know.
Michelle?
Yeah, she's the one that called ABC and said I had to go.
Are you serious?
My racist tweet.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Is this public information?
I've said it.
Michelle Obama.
She said it's gotta be true.
It is too.
I'm gonna fucking smash people right across your phone.
Well, I applaud you on when you're right, but when you say things like Donald Trump is still the president and there's not gonna be an election, I said Commander-in-Chief.
And I respect the hell out of you, but when you say things like change everything, I can say I said Commander-in-Chief.
Now, listen, Bob Iger, who fired me, said his first phone call was to Valerie Jarrett to apologize to her, and that Michelle Obama also got on the phone with them, and that Obama called him afterward to thank him for firing me.
So that's in the paper.
I didn't make it up.
I believe you.
I didn't make it up.
That's something that sounds very credible.
Iger's many interviews where he talked about it.
But yeah, it was her.
She called for me to lose my show and be fired.
So, of course, I've got a Jones out on her, you know.
You have the right to.
And I said, you know, I have a lot of jokes, but I wouldn't say them on here because that would be wrong.
Oh, you can give us one up, Roseanne.
A lot of people think Michelle is a man.
I don't.
I think she's a woman because only a woman can be that big of a bitch for once.
Well played.
And I never said a word when she was serving fried turds to kids for the school lunches.
I never said anything about that because I'm nice.
Roseanne, who's your, you know, Pat's coming out with a book.
It's called Choose Your Enemies Wisely.
It's coming out in December.
Oh, good.
So I'm sure he'll send you a copy.
Who would you say your number one enemy is today?
Great question.
Satan.
Good.
Okay.
Because that's what is the real deal.
No human, we don't, none of us got a human enemy.
We don't.
The enemy is the evil inclination inside of each of us.
We have to fight there.
That's where the war is won and lost.
Roseanne, you're amazing.
Appreciate you for coming out.
You have a podcast.
For the folks that are watching, you have a show.
Rob, let's make sure we put the links to all of it in the chat in the description.
Where's the stand-up show?
Where's the stand-up show?
You're not.
I don't know.
Oh, you don't know yet.
Somewhere.
Melbourne at the end of the week, then Clearwater as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tornado, Roseanne Barn.
Thank you so much.
You're a dolphin.
You're so amazing.
Rob, you're a cutie.
Thank you, Rob.
Thank you guys.
It was fun sitting here with you, and you're getting a smack face off.
Jewish grandmother.
My mom is going to be so happy.
Thank you, Bob.
You're going to pilot.
You're going to get slapped in the face by Roseanne.
