Owen Shroyer pivots from ostrich eggs—claiming one holds 36 chicken eggs’ protein and mocking his "ostrich-like" appearance—to Canada’s alleged ostrich abuse, where birds are shot repeatedly and owners hear their deaths. He dismisses caller concerns as "negativity," then shifts to South Park criticism, arguing MSNBC’s selective clips ignore its liberal satire, citing "Man Bear Pig" and "PC Principal." Jim from Unknown 573 reports "Indian" gas station owners leaving dead animals with exposed intestines near Austin highways 290 and 71, linking it to debris from construction trucks shattering windshields. Shroyer frames these as isolated "personal problems," ending with a Shabbat shalom farewell—undercutting urgency while blending bizarre tangents into a disjointed, lighthearted yet dismissive tone. [Automatically generated summary]
I might sprout legs and like take off and run or something.
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Well, listen, what these animals, not the ostriches, the people did to torment these ostriches these last couple months, tormented them, tormented their owners, of course.
And then how they called them, how they shot them, just shot all night, shooting them, scaring them to death, and making sure that their owners can hear them die less.
And then the voices that are actually like pro-America, they're the ones that are told to go away.
They're the ones that are told you're not welcome here.
But they're the ones that are trying to actually address and fix these issues.
It's funny.
So you got a problem.
They're piling up a dead animal carcasses.
You say, you know, we got this problem in Austin.
This actually happened today.
I don't know what goes on here.
And if you live in Austin, you might even know what I'm talking about.
But we have a highway here, 290, 71 are merged at a certain point, kind of through the main thoroughfare.
And I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's like all the infrastructure that's getting built or everything, but there's always these big work trucks, these construction trucks on 290-71 here in Austin.
And there's like zero enforcement of rules or regulations when it comes to putting your lid, your cover on your work truck.
So just if you ever come to Austin and you're driving your car on 290-71, avoid these work trucks because you will get hit with a rock.
It will smash your windshield.
It happened to me again today.
I think I've had five windshields smashed because you have these gigantic work trucks on 290-71 and they don't put any cover over it.