Outrage as Israeli Soldier Smashes Jesus Statue with Axe in Lebanon, As Hormuz Strait Crisis Continues…PLUS, The Onion (Again) Claims It Owns Infowars — TUNE IN & SHARE!
Alex Jones and Rex Jones confront The Onion's alleged $1.75 million rigged takeover of InfoWars, dismissing the satirical outlet as an "Epstein class" conspiracy funded by elites like Larry Fink. They detail the destruction of 39 South Lebanon villages, the axe-wielding desecration of a Jesus statue, and Ukraine's migrant labor plan, while accusing federal judges of default judgments to silence their Sandy Hook truth-telling. Ultimately, they frame this legal battle as authoritarian occupation, urging listeners to purchase supplements from alexjonesstore.com to fund their resistance against what they call a fraudulent show trial designed to erase independent media. [Automatically generated summary]
I'm your host, Harrison Smith, coming to you live on this 20th of April.
It's 420, y'all.
The crew is cheering.
I don't know if you could hear that.
The crew is literally cheering.
They love Hitler, I guess.
I don't know.
It's kind of weird, but all right, whatever.
You're into it.
We got a big news story, big news day for you.
I had a whole.
Show planned out.
And then about five minutes ago, it was announced that The Onion is buying InfoWars.
Maybe, potentially.
They might in the future buy InfoWars.
This is, of course, the second time that The Onion has done the media rounds claiming that they own InfoWars, which means that they've legitimately published more fake news than we have at this point.
Because it's just that's not true.
That's not true.
Maybe it's eventually true.
We'll get into it.
I'm going to spend a lot of time on that.
We'll be joined by Rex Jones in the third hour.
We'll certainly talk about it.
We'll get into it.
And we'll also, in general, and just by virtue of the modern cultural landscape, we will be funnier than the onion ever is these days.
It's kind of sad that that's the case.
Again, we'll get into it.
We'll get into it.
But it's not going to work.
Just flat out, whatever they're going to try is going to fail, and it's going to be kind of hilarious.
But we'll get into all of it.
Let's begin today, as you do.
Usually with our daily dispatch.
All right, here it is, folks.
Your daily dispatch for Monday, the 20th of April, 2026.
Israel entrenches hold on South Lebanon, U.S. to host talks on Thursday.
Israel tells residents to stay away from dozens of villages.
Lebanese officials report destruction in 39 villages in the south of that country.
Desecration of a crucifix by Israeli soldiers has been condemned by the world.
And the president says the ex ambassador will head to talks with Israel as they continue to try to negotiate the ceasefire with Lebanon and Iran and Israel.
But it's just still going on to a very, very high degree.
Meanwhile, Ukraine looks to import African migrants to fill a labor shortage after hundreds of thousands dead or wounded at the front.
We've reported on this for years, but now it's finally making its way to the mainstream media.
As Zelensky's head of his presidential office in Ukraine has announced plans to import migrant laborers from Africa.
Essentially, this entails Ukraine establishing new laws for the legal entry and residence of foreign workers.
So, no joke.
They are literally ripping Ukrainian men off the street at gunpoint, throwing them in vans, sending them to the front where they'll be murdered by Russia, and then importing their replacement from Africa.
Literally, that's what they're doing.
At this point, it would actually be more moral just to recruit people from Africa and sending them to die against Russia.
This is an insane act of genocide against the Ukrainian people.
Meanwhile, a federal immigration court judge embarks on an odyssey to Central America.
And this goofy looking idiot, look at this dumbass.
This guy is an open borders communist that apparently was working as an immigration judge for the last 10 years and is now in Guatemala play acting as a.
White savior, but looking like a muppet, looking a little bit like a muppet, doesn't he?
Not a specific muppet, just muppet like features.
Meanwhile, Trump says Israel never talked him into a war with Iran.
I mean, except that one time.
Okay, there was that one time, but other than that, never.
It never happened, not even once, except for that one time.
All right, two times.
There were two times that Israel did talk him into it.
Finally, disturbing image shows IDF soldier smashing Jesus statue with axe in Lebanon, or as I like to call it, displaying Judeo Christian values, folks.
Here's the Christian part of that.
Here's the Judeo part right there.
Isn't that interesting?
We're going to spend a lot of time on this as well because this has caused a big backlash for some reason.
And we'll get into it.
Stay tuned.
Don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
This is The War Room.
I'm your host, Harrison Smith.
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That's how you find us.
Share those links, share this information.
By the way, tell everybody we're not owned by The Onion.
They're just lying about that.
And this is.
This is one of the things that we'll discover as we investigate the goings on with the bankruptcy trial and manipulation of the entire process.
What you'll find is that rules just don't apply to our enemies.
That's just the way it goes.
They can just do whatever they want, whenever they want, and they don't have to abide by precedent.
They don't have to abide by the law.
They can break the law with impunity, even when they're caught breaking the law in really obvious ways.
Nothing happens to them.
It's really astonishing.
Actually, and you know, there's something about the spirit that we're like constantly at war with because it's not often the like in your face, upfront evil, it's more of a Dolores Umbridge type energy, if you understand what I mean.
And you'll find that if you read a lot of old books, read a lot of literature, just watch a lot of movies, like there's a sort of constant theme.
That these types of people are actually just the worst people of all time.
More so than, you know, Harry Potter is a great example where you've got Voldemort, the big bad guy, who's supposed to be the evilest of evil.
But everybody hates Dolores Umbridge more, right?
Why?
Because she is gleeful in her evil, right?
She puts on this innocent act of, oh, I'm just trying to help you as she, you know, carves your name into your back of your hand with a knife.
And that's, you know, it's just sort of been a constant.
I was just starting to reread the Count of Monte Cristo.
And I always read the abridged version, I was reading the unabridged version this time.
And the way that Alexandra Dumas portrays the bad guys in that movie, it's a similar kind of energy.
There's something so weaselly and dishonest in this, like, sickly, sweet evil that's really worse than just like Voldemort and Darth Vader.
There's something, you know, more inspires more of an instinctive reaction to me with people like Dolores Umbridge or Ben Collins or Tim Heidegger, one of these types of people.
Just onion doesn't own us, but like this is what I mean.
We could not, not that we would anyway, but we could not start publishing things saying we're NBC.
This is NBC saying that, you know, whatever, and just like saying stuff.
Like we just couldn't do that.
We'd get sued.
It wouldn't be allowed.
They're just doing it.
This is the second time they've done it.
Gone on TV and told people we own InfoWars.
What do you think that's going to do?
Obviously, people are going to believe it because it's on the news because they actually are the liars.
They actually are the fakers.
They actually do just straight up lie to your face about things with the intention of destroying InfoWars, of convincing people, oh, I better not support InfoWars because they've been sold and I don't want to support The Onion.
So, like, they are actually just fabricating things.
They're just lying outright in the news right now, claiming that they own us when they don't in an effort to.
You know, stop our fundraising, or I don't know what the effort is actually.
I really don't know because they don't own The Onion.
This is the article from The Onion at long last.
InfoWars is ours.
No, it's not, though.
Like, what are you talking about?
But this is the thing it just doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter because you understand they're the establishment.
You understand the Onion is the establishment, the Onion is the bad guys.
We don't take ourselves too seriously.
We sell low IQ hats because we, you know, mock the whole idea of.
The establishment dictating to us what we can and can't say, can and can't believe, can and can't not put in our own bodies.
Like Ben Collins, who's the CEO of The Onion, is the one telling everybody that he purchased us.
But again, it just, they can lie.
They can misrepresent us.
They can say that they're us.
They can claim that they own us.
Nothing happens to them.
They can rig a federal bankruptcy proceeding and just nothing happens to them.
They just get away with it.
It really is crazy.
And like that, to me, is the only disheartening thing about this.
I don't really care about the onion.
I mean, for the record, I went ahead and asked Grok today.
Infowars has two times the traffic of the onion, at least, on a monthly basis.
And this is with the onion having poured millions and millions of dollars trying desperately to regain the cultural cachet that they have lost over the last several decades.
Basically, this story about them buying Infowars, the only time anybody's ever heard of the onion in the last 10 years.
So they kind of suck.
And we'll get into that.
We'll get into all of that too.
But it's not like, Carl, the onion, you beat us at this game.
And so I'm at it's just like, the onion is just another dimension of the establishment.
They're working hand in hand with all the bad guys that, by the way, they claim to oppose.
Because at least it used to be that the onion was actually kind of political, now it's just kind of nothing.
I should probably tell you this because literally nobody reads The Onion.
Like nobody knows about it.
Nobody shares its links.
Never goes viral.
They have like one post that goes viral from 25 years ago about, you know, gun.
How could this happen?
Says the only country that this happens.
That's like the only cultural relevance that The Onion even enjoys anymore.
So it's not like, it's like, here we are, massively successful, have dramatically changed the culture of the entire world, Infowars.
It's been a pioneer.
Of untested technologies like the ability to, you know, stream over the internet, like all this stuff.
We've been on the forefront.
We've been trailblazers.
We've set the standard.
We got Donald Trump elected in 2016, which is why they came after us with the trial in the first place.
So it's like now that the establishment will come in and just completely manipulate everything to force us to be sold to some, you know, whatever, Nepo baby idiot, Ben Collins.
It's like, It's actually not a defeat.
This doesn't, it doesn't feel to us like a defeat because it's not a defeat.
It's like cheating.
It's like you're just cheating because you have to, because you can't win, because you're losing, because you're losing the information war.
And so you're, you basically, you're the Randalls from recess, right?
Or the Dolores Umbridges, you're the snitches, the tattletales, the people that lose the game on the playground.
So you run to the teacher.
And tell the teacher that, you know, Alex Jones was mean to you.
He kicked you in the shin.
I was just like, what?
I just beat him in a game.
They're like, no, he peed on me, actually.
That's actually pretty good.
And now that I think about it, it's actually a pretty good metaphor for actually what happened here.
We are literally just beating them in the game that they think they're playing.
They cannot beat us.
They cannot even rise to the level of our awareness, let alone be a threat to us.
And so they rig a federal election using, you know, multi, multi million dollar lawyers.
To rig the whole thing, he gets thrown out by the federal court because of how just flagrantly fraudulent it is.
But nothing happens to him.
Again, who else can do this?
Who else can actually conspire to rig a federal bankruptcy auction?
And not only does nothing happen to them, they just like keep working with the bankruptcy court and apparently been working behind the scenes for two years trying to secretly get this deal through.
I say it all the time, but just new stuff keeps popping up.
But maybe we'll go through it with Rex in the third hour.
We've been through it a bunch.
But for anybody that doesn't know, it's worth reminding you how every step of the way this was rigged against us in the most flagrant and ridiculous ways you could possibly imagine.
Literally a show trial in every possible way you could conceive of it.
And then they rigged this bankruptcy proceeding.
I mean, the whole thing is utter and total nonsense.
And again, what it represents in reality is.
Their complete failure to win in this conflict of ideas.
And so they're just like trying to circumvent the will of the people and just like impose themselves on everybody.
Again, it's not going to work.
You know, there was an attempt to do this.
There was an attempt to do this on Comedy Central with a show.
I can't even remember what it's called now, but they tried to do it because Colbert was good at this.
Stephen Colbert could mock the right wing and it would be insightful and hilarious.
And funny.
Well, and at the time he was mocking neocons, so it was easy.
You know, it wasn't the populist right that it is now.
And they thought they could do that again.
They thought, like, well, we struck gold with Colbert and the Colbert Report, where he was playing basically, you know, Fox News anchor.
And they thought, we'll do it again.
You know, the landscape has changed.
Fox News is a big threat.
Infowars is now.
So they had some show.
I literally cannot remember the name of.
Guys, do y'all know the Dispatch or something?
I can't remember what it was.
But it was on for like a season or two.
And they had all the papers and they had the microphone.
I mean, they made it look like Infowars and it was a big Infowars parody.
And it just nobody watched it.
Nobody cared about it.
It failed because, as Alex was pointing out on the show today, he said that like humor needs truth.
And there's certainly an element of that, that things are funnier if they're true.
But you don't need truth to be funny.
You do need truth to do satire.
You can't actually do satire if you're not aware of the truth or if you're manipulating or hiding the truth.
The opposition with Jordan Clepper, y'all remember that?
That short lived fever dream, 2017 to 2018.
The last time they thought they would parody InfoWars and really show us all what was what.
Y'all remember the last time they tried this and just hilariously and embarrassingly failed on every front?
And there's a good reason.
There's a good reason because I guess I'll ask this.
What do you think they're planning on doing with InfoWars?
What do you think is going to be like their output?
Is it going to be like straight up what we actually believe, but like kind of taken to an extreme end and made to sound ridiculous?
Or will it be like they're trying to make points that are opposite of what we believe and so they're presenting our arguments in an inverted way?
It just doesn't really make any sense because at the end of the day, We're right about everything and on the side of the little guys and against the big power structures.
And that's the idea that the onion puts across.
So, what are they going to be doing exactly?
The only thing that this could possibly do is they're going to make Alex look like a warmonger, somebody who wants censorship, somebody who believes crazy stuff.
And it's just going to be unrecognizable to who Alex really is, which they've already succeeded a lot in doing this and just creating a false.
Straw man to argue against in Alex Jones because what he actually believes and what he actually says is not actually, you know, out of the, uh, out of even what The Onion believes.
And this is funny because, you know, Ben Collins in particular, he's a, he's the CEO of The Onion, you know, Nepo baby, you know, did it, never built anything, never actually had an audience, never actually, you know, achieved anything ever.
Uh, but some, somehow he's the CEO of The Onion, which is, which is fine.
Uh, not that it's, not that people even know it's around.
What was I just saying?
I can't remember.
Oh, yeah.
So Ben Collins is, I don't know who this guy is.
I'm looking him up, and he's like, he was the censor at NBC.
He'd basically go on and cry that people are allowed to say things that he disagreed with.
And it's actually kind of funny because he would go on NBC and talk about COVID 19 or the vaccine or whatever else.
And now you can go back and look and be like, oh, yeah, he was wrong about all of that stuff because that's what his job was.
His job was to go up and silence people telling the truth.
That's 100% actually what he did.
But, you know, the whole Israel war thing has kind of thrown all of the old alliances and dividing lines into flux.
And so I'm looking, and Ben Collins apparently got a lot of heat for reporting on the, I think it's the Al Shira.
I might be getting that wrong, but it was that first hospital that was bombed by Israel in Gaza.
And, you know, it was ridiculous because, you know, they'd just been carpet bombing everything.
Taking credit for it.
And then they hit a hospital and they're like, What?
And so I give Ben Collins credit for the fact that he reported the story in the first place, but he didn't claim it was Israel that did it.
And then when people like pushed back on him, he's like, Oh, I never said, I never said that it was Israel that did it.
I just think people need to know that people died.
And I'm just, so it's like, we actually do what you do, but better and more courageously, you little rat, you little coward.
You little scumbag, boot licking queer.
Trying to be nice.
I'm trying to use nice words.
Twink.
I'm sorry.
Twink is the right word.
Thank you, crew.
Apparently, he's married to that cat Abigazella woman or whatever who had that just utterly embarrassing congressional campaign where she would like sleep through appearances she was supposed to have and be like, I have narcolepsy.
Stop mocking me.
Yeah, we're going to see another sad onion.
We're going to see another sad onion here pretty soon.
So, I wonder if Ben Collins, who was very like in a cowardly and tepid, just faggoty sort of way, refused to actually report what he believed because he was scared of the backlash.
See, I actually reported the obvious fact that Israel bombed a hospital because I'm not a coward.
All right.
So, they claim to believe things.
They claim to be on the side of the underdog.
They claim to be fighters for truth.
They claim to be engaged in an information war.
But they're liars, they're cowards.
And when they lose the information war, they wage a financial lawfare series of attacks against us and then lie about their success because they're everything that they say we are.
It's pure projection across the board.
But let's go to clip number four here because this might be the best indication of what's behind the purchase of The Onion.
It's Ben Collins at the National Press Club being the least charismatic person I've ever seen.
It's actually something.
To behold, so here is you know, uh, vacuum of charisma, Ben Collins, very, very tepidly and quietly talking about we're in an information war.
Yeah, these are the people that are in bed with war criminals that are pushing bad agendas at the behest of super rich people who are paying them to do so.
That ain't us, dumbass.
That's you.
You are the ultra rich people.
You are the ones tied in with the giant multinational conglomerates.
You are the ones trying to destroy free speech.
You are the ones who know you're in an information war and can't win the war.
You wouldn't buy InfoWars if we weren't a threat.
You wouldn't buy InfoWars if you were bigger than we were.
You wouldn't buy InfoWars if you were winning the information war.
But you're not.
You're cheating.
You're going around the information war, using the big money that you claim to hate, using the big connections that you claim to resent, being the very people that you claim to be fighting against.
And it's pathetic.
It's actually pathetic.
But I want to really emphasize the absurdity of what's going on here.
I want to go back to a time, back when I was a child.
Many people here, you know, might not even remember this far back.
It was the last time The Onion was funny.
And we'll go to clip number three here.
This is a clip from back when The Onion had a show that was actually hilarious and actually edgy and groundbreaking.
And here's the type of topics that they used to make jokes about.
What do you think it's going to look like nowadays?
Absurdity of Global Tetrahedon00:14:48
unidentified
With the Fact Zone's first responders, Jason, you have written extensively about the Facebook program.
Why is it so effective?
Well, one of the key reasons is that the CIA has been so thorough in convincing the nation that.
Constantly sharing information about everything that you're doing is somehow desirable instead of deeply unsettled.
You know, the critics are saying that with the national debt being so high, is this really the time to be spending even more money on spy programs?
That kind of information would have taken the CIA months of going through hotel receipts and plane tickets to figure it all out.
The manpower that Facebook saves is huge.
unidentified
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And the calendar feature even lets the CIA know where you're going to be in advance.
Right.
So now, if they want to pick you up for questioning, all they have to do is see which events you RSVP'd yes to and then send their agents to be waiting for you.
That's how they got my brother.
That's right.
So effective.
But, guys, with all the focus on the Facebook program, is it taking away from some of the other CIA programs like the Twitter initiative?
So, really, the only thing the CIA has to be concerned about is people losing interest in Facebook and moving on to a new social network site like the Chinese site Wanbee.
Global Tetrahedon will seize control of InfoWars in the coming days.
The folks at Global Tetrahedon have asked me to step in to run the show over there and become a big part of the future.
So we're exploring.
unidentified
Sorry.
My name is Tim Heidecker.
I'm just here to let you know that I am now in charge of InfoWars.
It's an honor to take over the reins and chart a new path towards the future.
We're looking forward to relaunching the site.
Uh, soon in the next coming months, and we're not really sure what we're going to do with it.
We're, uh, we're talking about all sorts of ideas.
We were playing around with it being a real estate, uh, broker service or a cryptocurrency exchange market, uh, a, a place to, uh, a place to, uh, store pictures, most, most like a, uh, Dropbox account.
Not sure.
A lot of ideas, but very excited to take this on.
Uh, and just want to wish everyone, uh, extend a hand of friendship and, uh, and grace as we, Proceed through this process.
It's not going to be easy, but I can assure you that we have our best intentions in mind.
We are in the city of brotherly love, and I want to extend that sentiment to all our friends over there, longtime fans and consumers of the InfoWars products.
Got some exciting products coming as well.
We're working with a company that will enable you to turn your piss, urine into gold.
So stay tuned for more information about that.
And Stay with us.
Stay, stay updated on InfoWars for more information as this story develops.
So, the question is Was that supposed to be funny?
Is that the level of biting humor that we can start to expect when The Onion takes us over?
I just stopped laughing.
I was laughing before.
I'm sure you were too.
I mean, it was hilarious.
Remember that thing he said about turning PP gold?
I mean, high level satire from the geniuses over at The Onion.
It's like, yeah, that might be the worst part.
The worst part is that The Onion's not even funny.
They're not even funny.
They pretend to be this like holier than thou, like we're just above it all.
We just mock everything.
But they actually are big babies.
They get their feelings hurt all the time and, you know, really think that they're doing something important and engage in an info war.
Like this is the thing the idea that the onion represents itself as, like the sort of, because it used to be more edgy.
Like we played the video from a second ago with the, or we played it a second ago, but it was probably 10 years ago.
They're talking about the CIA using Facebook to gather your data.
You know, it's truthful.
It's satirical.
It's actually freedom minded, reporting on real things.
Like they used to have something there.
There was something there that you could appreciate and sink your teeth into.
But they've sort of abandoned all of that, but they've retained the vibe a little bit, if you understand what I'm saying.
Like people still think of the onion as this like kind of subversive, edgy, you know, content.
That's not who they are anymore.
I would appreciate it if that's who they were.
But that's not who they are.
So it's like, I like what the onion pretends to be.
It's just that's not who they really are.
And that's what I'd like to express to people, people out there that actually think, you know, the onion is, you know, cool and InfoWars is bad.
And if you want the real deal, InfoWars is the real deal.
The onion have taken on our mindset, like even beyond like purchasing InfoWars, pretending to, they haven't.
They haven't purchased.
For the record, they have not purchased InfoWars.
They do not own InfoWars.
They're literally just saying that it is not true.
Even the articles that are in the New York Times say it hasn't been approved yet.
So, again, they just get to do this.
They get to rid bankruptcy lawsuits.
They get to sue us for things we never said.
They get to demand documents that don't exist and then give us a default judgment because they don't exist because we aren't providing things that we don't have.
They get to claim that, you know, they're, they're, The side of the little guy, but like this is the confusing part.
So, this is the article from The Onion.
They've come out with a bunch of stuff like advertising this.
They clearly have been, you know, working behind the scenes, trying to get this going for a really long time.
It hasn't worked yet.
It still hasn't worked.
Probably not ever going to work.
And if it does work, then what?
They're going to have like two months of kind of like novelty awareness of them, and then they're just going to be shut down.
They're going to fail completely.
They're not going to last six months, is my official prediction.
If it ever happens.
Oh, look, the subtitle there, it's actually happening.
No, it's not.
No, it's actually not, though.
So, I mean, I can't even, like, I can't overstate it.
Everything they say is an inversion, everything.
And not in a humorous, you know, satirical sort of way.
It's just they claim to be the ones telling the truth.
They're the liars.
They claim to be mocking, you know, big corporations.
They are a part of it.
Of a giant corporation, giant multinational corporation, Bloomberg, all this sort of stuff.
Yes, apparently they're selling our logo now.
Again, why do they get to do this?
Why do they get to just violate everything?
It's that again is the part that pisses me off is that they are part of the establishment.
They are the bad guys.
They are the super elite.
They are the.
And Ben Collins will get up and give speeches like we just saw about, you know, these big moneyed interests are really.
Trying to restrict people's speech.
It's them.
That's them.
That's who they are.
I know the Infowars audience knows this.
I'm just thinking maybe there are some people out there that are hoping to tune in to see Infowars melt down over the fact that we were purchased by The Onion.
I'm telling you right now, we were not purchased by The Onion, so don't expect a meltdown.
Also, The Onion isn't funny.
We're funnier than The Onion.
There's no threat here, there's no problem.
If they take over Infowars eventually, they'll fail in their endeavor.
And be embarrassed, and we'll keep expanding and growing and being more popular and more influential like we have been this entire time.
It's fine.
fine we're good so if you are tuning in and and are like oh man the onion is taking over in force that's the best thing i've ever seen That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
It's like, you understand that we are who onion pretends to be.
Now, I'm not talking about the satire thing, I'm talking about the people that actually oppose the bad guys, that actually mock the lies, that actually tell the truth often under the cover of satire.
That's us.
The people that are tied in with the elites, that's you guys.
That's y'all.
You are the Dolores Umbridges.
You are the Randalls from recess.
You are the bootlicking teachers' pets that LARP as rebels because you know we're cooler than you and you want to pretend to be us, but you're not us.
You never will be us and we don't want you.
So it sucks to be you, but we'll keep being awesome.
So again, yeah, they just, it's just total fraud, just outright fraud.
They're trying to stop people from supporting us and.
Selling stuff with our logo and information on it.
And then they make this video to announce it, and they're not even funny.
And they're not even funny.
And this type of stuff, like, what even is this?
Turn your piss into gold.
It's like, what?
We sell things like, you know, Colostrum.
We sell very normal products that are white labeled from one of the top selling brands in America.
I can pretty much guarantee you the people who run The Onion use our products just.
Under a different brand name, and they pay more for it because they're suckers.
So, this is another one of those things where people are like, yo, you sell pills that blah, blah, blah.
And it's like, we sell the most popular supplements in the world at a better price than you can get them anywhere else.
It's not actually that complicated.
But again, they hate this.
They have failed to defeat us because we tell the truth.
We are the funny and entertaining ones.
We are the ones who actually know what the hell's going on and tell the truth to you and genuinely want what's best.
For the whole world.
These people are conniving scum that want to use their immense wealth and influence to silence the little guy.
That's us.
The little guy is us.
Yeah, you don't need to keep showing their products.
This is like the frustrating part is like all the people out there that are like attacking InfoWars because you think we are somebody that we're not, you think we represent some like establishment outpost.
And it's like you're literally attacking the premier example of just like shoestring, bootstraps, pulling ourselves up with nothing but the support of.
Of our audience.
And you're cheering instead for a literal multinational conglomerate, totally tied in with the richest people in the world, socialist takeover of this organization.
You're on the wrong sides, folks.
You're absolutely on the wrong side.
If you actually believe what you pretend to believe.
And this is what I mean.
So, in the article they wrote about this, again, Not funny.
That's the most offensive part of all of this.
The Onion is not fun.
I mean, do you want to go through some of their.
Do we have my screen, guys?
Or you can just go to theonion.com or whatever.
Oil prices plummet in big F you to Americans who got gas yesterday.
That's actually the funniest headline in the entire.
I already went through all of these.
This is just actually an advertisement for a gay show.
The hypothetical idea of an all-female Ninja Turtles.
No way.
You can tell these guys.
I mean, they've got their finger on the pulse, folks.
This is what the young people are laughing at, okay?
Unclear.
Neil Young's music just gets us going.
All right, 16% Soros check bouncing.
Okay, okay.
Wait, so you're protesting the check bouncing?
That doesn't make any sense.
Mom dating again.
This is where you get a little bit of insight into their actual mentality, where they're like, everybody will think this is funny because they were also, they also grew up in a broken home, ignored by their parents and desperately seeking affirmation from strangers on the internet.
Everybody will get this.
No, my parents are married, actually.
Justin, it for the tear gas and pepper balls.
You know, abiding satire here.
You know, it really says a lot about something, I'm sure.
Now, there's something being said here.
Nothing a few mass graves won't fix.
That's okay.
Yeah, well, does this mean InfoWars will be allowed back on YouTube?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.
Because, you know, this is, by the way, twice as many, our audience, at least twice as big.
Like the number of unique visits to our website is two times as high as The Onion right now.
And you look into it, people are like, The Onion is experiencing a resurgence of popularity.
All right.
I'd love to see the numbers before then because we get twice as many people than TheOnion does at Infowars.com.
So.
I mean, so they're losing.
So, a significantly less popular publication backed by millions and millions of dollars from some of the richest people in the world are rigging a legal proceeding to try to buy the logo out from us.
Like, that's going to do anything.
Again, it's just kind of pathetic, kind of sad, kind of actually just like confirmation that we're winning across the board.
All right, so not funny.
Okay, we're three down.
Zero funny moments.
Biologists confirm not much evolution happened today.
If they were funny, I wouldn't have an issue with it.
If they're actually capable of taking what we believe and making fun of it and making it, Funny.
I'm sitting next to a low IQ hat.
You think we take ourselves all that seriously?
Now, the things we talk about are serious.
And we believe that, just like people from The Onion believe that.
But of course, the way they approach it is a fabricated, faux, assumed countenance of being above it all and just mocking people who care about anything.
But like, say the N word to them, see what they care about, see if they care.
See how mad they get when you violate one of their precious cultural norms.
These people are not free thinkers.
They are not.
Even funny, but they're certainly not like saying anything profound or providing insight into anything going on in the world.
The mockery that they have for just things like the birth rate going down, it's just petulance, right?
It's just childishness and sort of like poop jokes, which is what Tim Eidecker made his career on, literally.
But at the end of the day, they will hyperventilate, they will literally cry.
They are the most sensitive.
Like, what is the word?
Like, when you just take yourself so seriously and just like holier than thou, and they really think what they're doing is super important and powerful, but they simultaneously want to like think it's funny or like think it's like, you know, good to mock people that are actually serious about stuff.
See, we sort of take things lightly.
Personally, like myself, I like have a hard time not just mocking everything going on.
The whole reason we're doing any of this is in a desperate attempt to stop evil people from implementing dangerous plans that will affect everybody on the planet of every race, color, and creed.
We're actually serious and sincere and heartfelt about that.
And we're not, and we're like confident enough to be heartfelt about that.
It's very easy to be a cynical asshole, right?
It's not hard at all.
You can just look down on everybody.
You can mock everybody.
Anyone has a sincere feeling.
You can pretend to be above.
And then you can just exist like that in the gray area, nothingness of faux superiority.
That's your choice.
You can do that.
Godspeed.
But you're a liar because at the end of the day, they believe just as strongly as we do about stuff.
It's just what they believe is lies.
And they can't actually make arguments in favor of what they believe because their beliefs are nonsensical to the point of absurdity.
And they don't know how to mock us and they can't mock us because they actually looked into what we were saying.
They'd probably agree with us almost the entire time, like almost all the time.
So, all this is a big roundabout way to get to this article that they wrote on the InfoWar, on theonion.com, where they're like, let me tell you a story.
When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors.
It was always the same dream.
I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force.
Somehow, neither I nor anyone else could control a great darkness that was somehow all my fault.
Today, that childhood dream is finally coming true.
Today, I can finally say the sweetest nine or ten words in the English language.
Global Tetrahedron has completed its plan to control Infowars.com.
Of course, no, they haven't.
We are still on Infowars.com.
The judge hasn't even signed off on it.
So, just like total lie, but that's beside the point.
I've had a lot of time to think about Infowars in the last year and a half.
As the seasons have changed, my ambitions with the project have grown grander, crueler, and better aligned with market data.
Come, friends, and imagine with me.
Imagine you're in a roaring arena packed to the rafters with.
Pathological liars high above you and the nosebleeds are podcasters screaming that you'll die if you don't take their skincare products.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You'll die if you don't take their products.
Screaming from the rafters that everyone will die if you don't take their products.
So the whole thing is trying to present this as if he's like some global, I don't know, magnate.
Industrial titan, and he's happy about buying InfoWars, but like, yeah, that's our enemy.
That's who hates us.
That's who's doing this to us.
Are the Larry Finks and the George Soroses, the billionaires, the elite class, the Epstein class?
That's who we're fighting.
Ben Collins and his friends, that's the Epstein class.
Maybe that's the best way to understand it.
If you're just looking at InfoWars and, you know, trying to figure out who we are, just know our enemies are and have always been the Epstein class.
Alex Jones was the first person to report on Epstein years before anybody else even knew it was happening, years before he got arrested for the second time.
InfoWars was on the forefront of that and called names for trying to bring it to light.
Now, if I was responding like Ben Collins, I think my response would be something like Look, you know, we love humor and free speech, but there's a certain point where humor becomes something else entirely.
And even if that video wasn't made with the intention to create hatred, you have to recognize the cultural significance of some of the things said and how that could.
Down the road, lead to some really, really bad things, right?
We all have to be really concerned and serious about the threat of fake news and things like vaccine hesitancy.
It's really serious, and we really have to take it on.
I think this is the most important thing we can be doing right now silencing voices like The Onion for mocking Jews with a skit about grabblers.
Okay?
Just putting your.
Vile anti Semitism under just a thin facade of humor.
Do you think they'd make that now when you have the head of NBC's disinformation and hate speech bureau as the CEO of The Onion now?
No, those days are over, folks.
The days of edgy, insightful, borderline content.
Well, the age of that at The Onion is over.
If you want to find that type of content, you got to come to InfoWars.
InfoWars will still have.
The edgy and hilarious and eye opening and insightful content that The Onion used to make before they got taken over by the very power structure that they still pretend to fight.
Now, we're the outsiders, we're the underdog, and they're the grabblers.
Okay, fight the grabblers.
This is a message to the folks of The Onion.
If you want to learn how to be funny again, give us a call, hit us up.
Because right now, your whole like holier than thou, pretending to mock things that you actually care deeply about, you've lost the funny.
And you don't even have the principle to stand on at the end of the day.
Right.
Sometimes that happens.
You start off, you know, trying to make jokes out of something and then like you actually just become a, you know, genuine outlet publishing real things.
But no, they've just, they start out being funny and sort of self important and self righteous and they've lost the funny.
Rob Dew comes to me today and is like, Yeah, I downloaded that onion trailer, the one we played earlier.
He's like, I put it in the folder.
What happened?
Are you on crack?
I'm like, What?
He's like, There's 67 videos in the folder today.
Did you mean to put all those in?
I'm like, Yeah.
He's like, There's another folder of like 30 more videos.
I'm like, Yeah, that was on purpose.
I'm going to get to all of them.
I'll get to some of them probably.
I got a lot of videos.
And then this onion thing breaks.
I've already spent an hour.
We'll probably spend another hour with Rex Jens.
So now I got this hour to actually tell you all the crazy news going on.
Before I do that, but before I get into all of that stuff, I should probably remind you that the only way we get support here, this is a message all the onion readers and there's got to be a few, right?
Whoever you are, okay, turn up your hearing aid.
I have an important announcement to make, all right?
Put down the rainbow flag, put your cat to the side, okay?
I know you don't have kids, so I'm not worried about that.
Pay attention.
Onion readers, we don't have any sponsors.
Did you hear me say that?
We don't have any sponsors and we don't get any money from anybody except for our audience when they go to thealexjonesstore.com.
And that's our store, our proprietary store where we sell products.
Many times they're white labeled, private label, top selling products you could find at Whole Foods or GNC or anywhere else.
Other times it's specific formulas that we've developed and are exclusive only to us.
But again, just combine some of the Best and most effective and well recognized ingredients on the planet.
We also have shirts and merchandise and hats and coolers and sunglasses and all sorts of cool stuff people can buy.
And when people go to info, people go to the Alex Jones store.com and they purchase a product.
We have a gold sponsor that comes on about once a week, and that's fairly new.
And of course, you can choose to support them or not.
But we do not have advertisers, we do not have sponsors in the traditional sense.
We do not get money from billionaires.
We do not get money from millionaires.
We don't get money from anybody except for our audience.
I really want you to think about that, really take that in.
If you're thinking about InfoWars and The Onion as two distinct and separate entities and what they represent and who they are, you may be under the false impression that InfoWars is somehow tied in with the establishment because Trump won, that because we're so popular and prominent.
Somehow that means that we've been unfairly helped through nepotism, something like that.
That's the onion.
That's them.
They're the ones who get the million dollar cash injections from billionaires.
They're the ones who have the support of the establishment.
They're the ones tied in with the people running the lawfare against us, working behind the scenes, using connections and influence that we don't have access to.
And they're trying to crush this small business that is operated totally independently.
I get to say whatever the hell I want up here, folks.
Now, I take that responsibility seriously, and I understand that we have a contract with our Audience that says, I will tell you the truth no matter who likes it and who doesn't.
And in exchange, I ask you to go to thealexjonesstore.com.
So I don't take advantage of the fact that I can say whatever I want.
Because why would I?
I mean, I'm here to tell the truth, I'm here to tell you what's actually going on.
And to remind you once again, even if you disagree with me, I hope that you can recognize that I'm not lying, I'm not trying to deceive you.
And I truly do believe in that cliche of the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
So, I'm also not the type of person that says, Well, I never lied when I just, you know, held, withheld the truth from you.
No, we're going to tell you the truth.
We're not just not going to lie to you, we're going to tell you the truth.
That's a whole different thing.
And all that we ask is that you go to alexjones.com.
We have been under a wet blanket of bankruptcy for a long time.
It has severely restricted what we've been able to do.
We're about to.
Explode.
We're about to launch, folks.
We are on the launch pad.
The countdown has begun.
May 1st is the date.
I believe I heard Alex say that on air today.
We'll be switching over.
So do make sure you're following us on X because if you want to know where we go, if they take down the website or whatever, and you're wondering where we are, and you got to do this because I know people get in the habit.
I told the story the other day, but I had a neighbor, and when we got kicked off YouTube in 2019, he was like, Yeah, I miss seeing Alex.
And I'm like, Well, we still have Bandai Video.
And his response is just like, Yeah, I watch YouTube.
And it's just like, that's how some people are.
If you're not on their favorite platform, you just disappear and you don't exist anymore.
Just don't fall into that trap.
It's really not hard.
Instead of going to Infowars.com, you go to AJNLive.com or whatever the new website is.
We'll set up.
It's not a big switch.
We'll be at the same time.
Alex Jones will be at the same time.
He will still be hosting his show.
He'll be an employee rather than the owner of the umbrella corporation that we'll operate under from then on.
But we have total ability to do whatever we want, say whatever we want.
We're not going to have any controllers over us.
We just have people that run the business side of things because obviously Alex has been sued for billions of dollars that he doesn't have and he never did.
So, again, everything is projection.
Everything they're doing is what they accuse us of.
The people they claim we are is actually who they are.
And it must be a weird life for them to live.
It must be a strange position for them to be in because they claim to believe what we believe, honestly.
I mean, if you.
Look at what they, I mean, not the leftist crap, but you know, being opposed to this war, being opposed to surveillance and censorship.
At least that's what they used to be.
That's what they used to be about, the onion.
So it wouldn't even really make sense that they would like be mocking us.
It's just, they're confused.
They're all a little bit confused.
And that's okay.
That's okay for them.
So I want to, so this is the AP article from December 10th, 2024.
This was after they claimed to have purchased us, claimed to have bought us, they claimed they owned us back in November 2024.
Okay.
April 2026.
Here we are.
The logo.
So the logo on the corner there InfoWars.
They don't own us, they never did.
So, last time they lied about this, last time they did the fake news about this, lied about it, tried to steal our identity, it was refused for very good reason because they tried to rig the auction in a totally unfair way.
I don't even, I genuinely do not understand how they get away with this stuff, except that they're tied in with the elite and they're doing what the bad guys in the Epstein class want to have done.
A federal judge Tuesday night rejected the auction sale of Alex Jones' Infowars to the Onion satirical news outlet, but it wasn't an auction.
It was supposed to be an auction.
Like, this is the thing.
We still own InfoWars.
We have laws in place to provide for a company being taken from somebody and given to somebody else because the way that our court system is set up, especially when it comes to defamation, is it's all about money.
And it's supposed to be like, okay, you made money with this lie or you lied about somebody to stop them from making money.
And so there's monetary damages being applied.
So they have the legal right to confiscate.
Our company, just like they'd have the right to confiscate a truck or a house if you had outstanding bills in this way, but only in the condition that it's being used properly and to pay the damage.
Like there are restrictions to the fact it's not just you, you now just can control InfoWars and sell it to whoever you want for whatever reason you want.
That's not how this works.
The legal system has extraordinary powers to like destroy people's lives only on the contingency that they do it appropriately, that they not abuse that power.
And that, you know, taking the company is in service of the lawfully prescribed punishment.
That's not what's happening here.
So they were only allowed to take InfoWars to do an auction.
They didn't do an auction.
They said they did an auction, but they rigged it.
They were in communication with the auction people behind the scenes, getting the auction people to accept a lower offer than the offer from the guys we're friends with.
So it's not an auction.
That's just cheating.
That's just rigging.
The process.
Again, how do they get away with this?
Why aren't they in prison?
Do you think we'd get away with it if we were secretly in communication with the auction people and gotten him to agree to accept a lower offer, violating the prescribed process by which the auction was supposed to be held to give it to our friends and not somebody else?
Do you think we'd get away with that?
Or do you think Alex Jones would be sitting in jail right now if we did that?
See, they get away with everything.
We get held to account for everything, we get scrutinized.
To the nth degree, we get punished for things we didn't even do.
Whereas the people with the power, with the influence, with the corruption under their belt, they get to get away with everything.
They do whatever the hell they want, whenever the hell they want.
And they lie about it and just publish videos and news.
I mean, I've shown you two videos and multiple news stories.
All of them say the Onion owns InfoWars, but they don't.
They just don't.
It's not true.
Might they in the future?
Maybe.
Sure.
They could.
That's not what they're saying.
They're saying that they own it.
Why do they get to do that?
Can anybody answer me?
Why do they get to do that?
It doesn't make any sense.
Because they say it's satire.
It's not.
They clearly have spoken about the fact that they're trying to damage our company.
Again, just they can just do it.
They just get away with it.
They get to commit outrages against us and nobody holds them to account.
So they, I mean, and this is like if you can't read this and have questions in your own mind, like if you can read this, just be like, yep, makes sense.
Like you're crazy.
This is, this doesn't make any sense.
The Onion had been named the winning bidder on November 14th over a company affiliated with Jones.
Dot, dot, dot.
The Onion offered $1.75 million in cash and other incentives for Infowars assets in the auction.
First United American Companies, which runs a website in Jones' name that sells nutritional supplements, bid $3.5 million.
So, what?
So, how does that make any sense?
And you'll notice they didn't even say that The Onion won.
You know, one team scored more points, but the other team was named the winner.
No, the winner is determined by the points.
You can't just name a winner who has less points.
That's what happened here.
You're supposed to have an auction.
The auction is supposed to go to the highest bid.
They didn't have the highest bid, but they won anyway.
That's called rigging an auction.
Is this complicated?
I'm sorry, am I in a conspiracy world where you need a tinfoil hat?
Or is it pretty goddamn simple, actually, at the end of the day?
The Onion offered a lower amount and then won the auction?
That's called rigging the auction.
And by the way, the way that they rigged it was by claiming that they were going to pay off the judgment that Infowars owed from future Infowars profits.
So, like, what they were offering wasn't even cash.
It wasn't even money in the first place.
It was like some weird, like, we're going to pay for the thing that we're getting as a consequence of the bankruptcy by using the money that we won from the company through the bankruptcy.
Like, it didn't make any sense.
So, you have these high powered, highfalutin lawyers who have already spent hundreds of millions of dollars trying to destroy us and have failed.
But I think my interpretation of it is they had one of these guys come down from New York or wherever and basically bamboozle him.
If you go to X, it was like trending one of the top topics.
It's worse.
They haven't even had a court hearing.
He's on podcasts announcing he is now the owner and they're now in control of the studios.
So he went further.
It's not even been a fraudulent auction.
He's just declaring before the judge, who's a Democrat Party operative, because obviously they know, is going to give it to him on the 30th at the hearing next week.
Independent, not purchased by anybody, just putting that out there.
Got a lot of people from The Onion claiming they own us.
They don't.
They're just lying.
They might call it satire, but it ain't funny.
So it's not satire.
There's nothing satirical about it.
It's just lying, just misrepresenting and being gigantic babies about it all at the same time.
That again is the most pathetic part about all of this.
And again, it's funny that you like this has been kind of a regular thing recently because we'll talk about stuff and people are like, you actually believe that's happening.
But we're like, we're quoting the people doing it.
Yeah, we think it's happening.
Like, you know, people will be like, oh, sure, you're like obsessed with this like red heifer thing.
You think they're going to.
And it's like, yeah, they keep talking about it.
They keep saying this is what they're doing.
We are just taking them at their word.
Like, what?
What are you talking about?
And that's sort of the onion's whole vibe now is like things are actually just happening.
We'll talk about it and then they'll point at us and go, You're crazy for talking about that.
You're obsessed with this.
And what?
A red heifer and rebuilding temples?
It's like it's a Netanyahu speech.
What am I supposed to say?
It's Netanyahu going up and saying, We're going to bring back the Messiah.
And it's like, You can think I'm ridiculous for talking about it, but you probably think he's more insane for being the one to believe it.
And that's sort of the whole onion vibe now is like, let's mock things that are imminently observable.
Let's mock people caring about stuff that's just obviously happening and affecting them personally.
So, again, just as a final note here of this, when this happened last time, when last time they lied about owning us.
Again, I can literally point to the company that owns the onion and say, with absolute certainty, With absolute facts, that like they have actually published more fake stories than we ever have.
We weren't telling people we were popped by the onion.
That was a lie.
They ran with it over and over again.
And that's just who these people are in general and in specific.
So, again, they were chosen to win the auction, even though their bid was less than the actual winner.
For some reason, like to me, a couple things should have happened at that point.
You have this supposed auction, you say it's an auction, you advertise it as an auction.
You have people like going through a lot of work to get an offer on the table.
Like, you keep it's not like they just, you know, some guy just called up and go, I offer 3.5 million click.
Like, no, you got to come up with statements, financial statements, proving you have the money.
You got to hire lawyers to like make the bid.
Like, you have to actually put work in to make one of these bids.
So they have people do that.
They have people put in bids.
Then they rig it so that the person who didn't bid the highest somehow won the auction.
Now, at that point, Really, multiple things should happen.
This isn't even an either or.
First of all, the auction should just go to the actual highest bidder.
That seems obvious.
Why didn't that happen?
You had an auction, you had bids put in.
Why didn't you just choose the highest bid?
Because you tried to choose the lowest bid and got caught.
Why didn't it just go to the actual highest bidder?
That's what should have happened.
Why didn't it?
It doesn't make any sense.
Okay.
Secondary to that, also what should have happened is the people who rigged the election should have been charged with a crime.
For rigging an auction, not an election, an auction.
But they get away with it.
So they get away with rigging the auction without punishment.
The auction doesn't just go to the actual highest bidder, they just get to work behind the scenes for two years, insinuating themselves into the power structure to rig another auction that didn't even happen this time.
So the people who rigged the auction and lost the auction now, two years later, somehow have won the auction.
Even though now there was no auction.
And again, they just say it in black and white in the official stories from the AP.
The Onion offered $1.75 million.
The first United American companies bid $3.5 million.
And then they tried to give it to the Onion.
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
The Onion's bid was obviously not obviously superior.
The onions bid, despite its potential to yield less cash than the rival's company.
They literally, you know, the one way they tried to justify it was to say, well, the way that we have it structured, it would actually end up being more.
And it was all this like, well, the families agreed to take less money in exchange for ownership.
In other words, admitting that they were abusing a system that was set up just to have monetary punishments.
I mean, that's what the system is set up to do.
And they've come in and said, instead of monetary punishments, Settlements.
We want to silence him and destroy his First Amendment.
That should be his punishment, like this is a criminal trial of some sort, but it's not.
It's a civil trial and supposed to be about money.
The Onion plans to turn InfoWars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the French conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for.
At the end of the day, like really what's actually going on here, ignoring the lies, ignoring everything, The Onion has not purchased us.
They are saying that they did in some sort of act of desperation or because they have worked behind the scenes with the judge in order to establish the outcome of a hearing before the hearing started, which again, I would think would represent conspiracy, like an actual conspiracy.
And this is the irony.
We're the crazy conspiracy theorists.
While we are being subjected to like multiple conspiracies, like people working in secret, collaborating to rig an auction, sell our company in an illegal way, to sue us over some stuff that we never did and never said, all for the purpose of silencing us as they reiterate over and over.
And really, the only thing, like the whole onion lying about it, whatever, it kind of doesn't matter that much.
The real actual disappointing part is people.
That, like, actually believe in the First Amendment and don't recognize what's happening to us.
Like, people out there that consider themselves conservatives and would oppose what was happening to us if it was happening to anybody else.
There was a precedent set with us that they've gone on to inflict on so many people.
Mike Lindell, not least among them.
That's the part that I really don't understand it's like, Like Donald Trump, for example.
He's like, oh, you know, Alex deserves to be bankrupt.
And it's just like, what the hell?
Like, what the hell?
We didn't do anything wrong.
We didn't do anything wrong.
They went back in time after we helped Trump get elected.
They decided we had to be destroyed.
We had to be punished for getting Trump elected.
And this is what they said on the stand.
Like, they had experts come in and testify exclusively just about how influential we were, so they could present that as evidence to the jury as to why the jury needed to punish us.
Because of how influential we are.
Like, that's this is their argument is that we were so influential that we swung the election for Trump.
And so, one week after Trump gets elected, one week is the first time an article from the mainstream media associates Alex Jones with Sandy Hook.
The next day after that, one of the spokespeople for the Sandy Hook people came out saying, Donald Trump needs to apologize for going on with Alex Jones.
And that was again the.
Just the second time that this association with Alex Jones and Sandy Hook became apparent.
Because everybody that actually paid attention to the Sandy Hook conspiracy knows that Alex Jones was not a central figure in that entire genre, subgenre of conspiracy theory.
Like their entire documentaries that are like two and a half hours long, and it's like a whole bunch of like 10 to 15 minute segments, all done by somebody that's not Alex Jones, by researchers, investigators, Authors, like all these different people, make all these documentaries.
You never hear Alex Jones' name mentioned.
It wasn't Alex Jones that was driving the Sandy Hook conspiracy, it was a lot of other people.
We, of course, are in the conspiracy world.
So Alex talked about it a few times.
But that, and so because he talked about literally the most popular conspiracy online, I mean, for a couple years, the Sandy Hook conspiracy knocked out 9 11 as the top discussed conspiracy everywhere.
And this was, again, you've got to, like, now that I'm thinking about it and like remembering how all of this came about and remembering the fact that just before they launched the lawsuit against Alex Jones, YouTube specifically took down every video related to Sandy Hook.
Not just videos we did related to Sandy Hook, all of them.
Because it used to be that if you searched Sandy Hook on YouTube, it would be page upon page upon page of videos.
Not from Alex Jones, from everybody else, millions of views on these videos that go on for pages and pages and pages.
So they delete all of that.
They wipe all of that off of the internet.
Then they turn around and say, this was Alex Jones that did this.
That disproves them, and then filing a suit knowing that all that evidence is gone.
And then the default judgment.
Again, we've been over this a million times, but just in case you haven't heard, a default judgment is supposed to be reserved for extreme circumstances in which one of the parties of the lawsuit does not respond.
Right?
So if I'm suing somebody over something and that person just flees to Mexico and doesn't have a forwarding address and just does not respond, or if it can be confirmed that I served them saying you need to respond to this.
And then they don't, and they just leave us on red and don't respond and don't send any evidence and don't show up at the court date.
Then the judge says, Well, I got no choice.
They're not even here to make the argument.
I'm going to decide in the favor of the person that filed the charge, filed the lawsuit.
With us, it was entirely different.
Again, I've gone over this so many times.
I always just play the old video.
But because I was researching it using AI, using Grok, going, Has this ever happened before?
Has there ever been a high level default judgment?
And it's like, Well, the highest level default judgment was against a corporation.
It's happened like one time.
And it was like kind of a minor thing at the end of it.
Like, this is unprecedented.
This doesn't have, this did not happen before it happened to InfoWars.
The default judgments, this extraordinary circumstance that doesn't happen very often, is mostly employed, I'm pretty sure, in things like parental disputes, where like it's a deadbeat dad that just leaves the family and, you know, disappears.
And so they'll decide on the mom's side just because the dad's not there to respond.
Like, that's where default judgment is supposed to be employed.
They take that.
And they apply it to us in a way that is so egregious, it was literally confusing Grok and ChatGPT when I was asking about it.
Because I'll say, yeah, here it is.
Where is it?
June 5th, 2019.
It was before that, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
But I mean, it just goes on and on.
But let me read this because I haven't gotten to this yet.
But this is the actual law, okay?
I'm going to hold it up because I can't read it.
But this is from Douglas Mackey, who, of course, was thrown into prison for a meme because.
The tyrannical scumbags who hate free speech are the Democrats.
Douglas Mackey says bid rigging is a federal crime carrying penalties of up to 10 years in prison and a $100 million fine.
The Trump DOJ must investigate the bankruptcy trustees, Sandy Hook families, and the onions, Ben Collins, to see if federal charges are warranted.
Yeah, yeah, they probably should have.
Yeah.
Now, if they cared about the ability of their supporters to speak freely and not be punished for crimes they didn't commit, yeah, he probably would have paid attention, but he doesn't seem to have cared about that ever.
It turns out.
Yeah, no, literally confused.
All right.
We'll get back to the default thing here in just a second.
Wherever business contracts are awarded by means of soliciting competitive bids, like an auction, coordination among bidders undermines the bidding process and can be illegal.
Bid rigging can take many forms.
One frequent form is when competitors agree in advance which firm will win the bid.
This is worse than that.
This isn't a conspiracy between the competitors, this is a conspiracy between the person running the auction and one of the competitors to disadvantage the other competitor who actually have the higher bid.
For instance, competitors may agree to take turns being the low bidder or sit out the bidding round or provide intentionally high bids to cover up a bid rigging scheme.
Other bid rigging agreements include subcontracting part of the main contract to the losing bidders or forming a joint venture to submit a single bid.
Individuals and companies that knowingly enter bid rigging agreements are routinely investigated by the FBI and other federal law enforcement agencies and can be criminally prosecuted.
Potential penalties include lengthy terms of imprisonment up to 10 years and large fines up to $1 million for individuals, $100 million for companies, and twice the gain or loss from the defense.
When appropriate, the FTC.
May also bring a civil enforcement action.
Doesn't apply to us, though.
Obviously, it does not apply to us.
We're InfoWars.
We're Alex Jones.
So, you know, if you want to rig a bid against us, even though it's illegal, nothing was going to happen to you.
And you might actually end up winning the auction somehow.
That just happens.
They just get away with this crap.
This is again, like in a way, it really is confirmation.
I might actually feel uncomfortable if we weren't being attacked.
In the way that we are, it is just absolute proof that we're right, that we are pissing off all the right people, that the power structure that is so sickeningly evil and their evil being revealed at a greater and greater rate as time goes on.
Literally, the Epstein class.
That is like Paul Weiss and the Paul Weiss law firm got caught by Trump doing illegal things against him.
Now, instead of just applying the law, and this is one of the things that pisses me off about Trump, I talked about this on the Sunday show, I think, or at least I meant to.
Maybe I didn't get to it, but yeah, I did because basically the Catholic charities have been instrumental in opening our border and bringing in migrants.
And Donald Trump has never punished them for that.
It's only when the Pope insults Trump that then he goes, Oh, you know what?
We're going to take away all the federal funding from the.
It's like, well, you should have done that before if you cared about us.
If your priorities were the American people and the success of the American nation, then you should have just taken away their funding already on that basis.
But he doesn't do anything until the Pope.
Insults him in particular, and then he's willing to use his power to stop the Catholic charities.
It's like insulting, it's rather offensive.
And so he didn't, you know, Trump didn't go to bat for us.
Trump DOJ ignored the rampant criminality.
And it's like, how pathetic would it be to be one of these leftist liberal people to really think that you're on the side of the rebels and you're just idiots?
Like, you're just useful idiots for the most evil people in the entire world, just taking advantage of your gullibility endlessly to convince you to fight the very people that actually represent the thing you profess to believe.
I got some examples about this, you know, not to get away from the onion topic.
But, guys, the video of Pete Buttigieg, clip 53 here, okay?
This is who, this is like the type of person that reads The Onion, all right?
We're about to hear from an Onion reader, in effect.
I don't know if they actually, you know what?
Why would I?
This is the CEO of The Onion about to ask a question to Pete Buttigieg.
Okay, I figure if are these the rules now?
We just get to lie.
All right, so we're about to watch the CEO of The Onion, the initial founder of The Onion.
She is responsible for The Onion completely, I'm pretty sure, because this is the type of stuff that their readers believe.
And they're asking sneaky Pete, who buys children.
Let's watch what they think is going on in the world.
Let's just take a quick trip into the madness of the average leftist normie.
And then Pete Buttigieg says, yes, you know, it's sad that you have to feel that way.
But essentially, you're right to feel that way.
Yeah, that's crazy.
These people are evil.
These people are genuinely evil.
Here's a woman breaking down in tears because she believes a lie.
She leaves total crap that doesn't exist and never will exist.
And Pete Buttigieg, sneaky Pete here, is happy to fan that flame, happy to indulge in that anxiety, happy to weaponize that delusion.
These people are sick, man.
I mean, could you possibly imagine it going the other way around?
Like, we're doing a town hall, somebody stands up to ask Alex, they're like, I can't even think of a, but there's like, I wake up scared every day that a black person is going to eat my child.
And I just don't want, like, can you, we'd be like, what are you talking about?
That's not going to, what are you talking, what are you talking about exactly?
You're crazy.
That's a crazy thing to think.
You need to not be obsessed with that.
That's very unhealthy.
Like, we'd be concerned and then tell that person, like, you need to chill.
What we wouldn't do is go, you know, It's sad that we live in a world where that has to be a concern.
Maybe Black people are trying to eat your baby.
Maybe we need some real changes to prevent that from happening again.
You're crazy.
You're sick, man.
You're actually sick.
Again, I don't know how much more clear it could possibly be.
But the left in this country are humorless scum that genuinely are scared of their own shadow, just desperately trying to shut up everybody that is correct so that they can maintain the delusions that are useful for the elite and useful for the superpowerful.
Please don't fall for it.
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This is Canada, the United Kingdom, and Australia, three nations spread across three different continents.
But despite the distance, one alarming truth connects them all.
They are collapsing in exactly the same way.
And now, the symptoms are impossible to ignore.
Let's begin where the cracks are turning into a full blown collapse Canada.
In Canada today, the average family can't afford a home in their own country.
Home ownership has crashed 31% in a single generation.
Compounding this issue, foreign buyers now hold a significant stake in the Canadian property market, owning up to 13% of it.
More than at any point in history.
But Canada isn't alone.
In Britain, the foundation of the middle class has been gutted.
Manufacturing jobs gone.
Down 46% since 1990.
And what did families get in return?
The highest tax burden since World War II.
All while public services fell apart.
But this isn't just a British problem.
Across the world, Australia is living the same nightmare, only deeper.
There, a quiet takeover is underway.
Foreign corporations now control 80% of the country's critical resources.
And the dream of home ownership?
Dead on arrival.
Housing prices have soared by 500%, while wages crawled just 80%.
Young Australians are being priced out of their future in their own country.
And this pattern, across continents, across governments, is no accident.
This isn't just failure, it's not bad luck.
It's called managed decline, and it's happening by design.
And if you're watching this thinking it can't happen here, You need to pay attention because these three nations are the test cases for what's already occurring throughout the Western world.
What you're about to learn in this video will completely change how you understand what's happening to these once powerful nations and why everyone should be deeply concerned about what comes next.
The evidence is hiding in plain sight.
Government documents, insider testimonies, and statistical patterns reveal a blueprint that's been quietly unfolding for decades.
And once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Most people have no idea that the collapse of these three nations follows a familiar historical pattern.
Every empire throughout History has fallen in a similar way from the inside out.
Take ancient Rome.
Most think it fell to barbarian invasions, but Rome's real decline began internally through economic inequality that mirrors what's happening across Canada, the UK, and Australia right now.
By the second century AD, as Rome's expansion slowed, the wealthy elite created massive estates worked by imported labor.
This destroyed local Roman farmers, the backbone of the Republic, who were crushed by debt and displacement.
Sound familiar?
It should.
It's the exact same pattern unfolding today.
When Roman reformers tried addressing these inequalities, they were eliminated.
The elites chose to get rid of reformers rather than give up their power.
A key point to remember as we look at what's happening in these modern nations.
Just as Rome faced demographic collapse in its final years, these three nations are experiencing unprecedented population shifts.
Despite Canada importing over 480,000 migrants in 2024 alone, Its fertility rate has plummeted to just 1.48 children per woman, far below the replacement level.
The UK's fertility rate has crashed to 1.44, while Australia's sits at 1.5.
These countries aren't growing naturally, they're being artificially repopulated while their middle classes vanish, exactly as Rome's did before its fall.
Managed decline might sound like boring corporate jargon, but it represents one of the most dangerous concepts in modern governance.
Originally a business term for companies beyond saving, it evolved into a strategy where maintaining appearances takes priority over actual solutions.
This isn't conspiracy theory, it's documented policy.
The concept emerged during the 1980s in Britain when Margaret Thatcher's government advised that struggling industrial cities should be left to manage decline, controlling the collapse rather than preventing it.
But what's truly shocking?
This localized strategy has now been scaled up.
To the national level across Canada, the UK, and Australia.
So, my thinking is like, there's a ton of people that love that daily morning show.
I learned to love the daily morning show while doing it.
Like, it really is incredible to get to start the day off and give people their news and also to inform yourself.
You get to kind of do like an active news blitz process.
And I really enjoy doing that with my audience.
It's been really cool.
I do it 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. on my profile.
In the middle of setting all the channels up, working on getting the graphics synced.
But it is an honor to get to kind of continue forward a new generation of that show that, of course, David Knight did, you did, Brianna did, and now I get to do it.
So shout out to the legends.
And it's just another legendary piece of history that can never be taken away from us, no matter what they do.
And what they're going to try to do with all this stuff, Harrison, with the entire onion debacle, they want to skin suit us and raise us up in their own graven image, kind of a zombie creation.
Thing dance that they're going to hurt public opinion by blending it with our political soul online.
It's not going to work.
There's been too much time, too much love, too much effort put into this place.
They look at this place and they just see a bunch of bumpkins, right?
They see a bunch of country bumpkins.
When in reality, this place is filled with a bunch of geniuses that make it hum just autonomously.
Everyone's just doing their job 24 7 to continue on forward in the mission.
These people taking over, it's about massive money.
They're all in with the promise oh, we're going to profit off this corpse.
We're going to chop it up and sell the bones for millions.
Well, I mean, we forget that we're in a war, right?
We forget that we're in a fight and a battle a lot of the time, and a lot of people have worse and harder battles than we have, but we are in a war.
We are in a fight right now.
We forget that.
I mean, two years ago, I cried in the office because I thought this building was going away.
Now I sit here and I cry because it hasn't gone away already because I know we will be that much stronger and that much more powerful on the new network and on the new platform.
So just on all ends, it's too little, too late from these people.
You know, you brought up a great point earlier, too, which is the fact that, and it really, I was talking about this with one of the editors over the weekend.
Nowhere is like in force and the quality of people here.
I don't know how your dad and Rob do absolutely hire the people that work here, but like I, you know, the cream rises to the top, the cream rises to the top.
And that really is what it is.
If you're not great, you just don't make it, you just can't cut it here.
People will come for a month or two and then they'll go, Oh, I'm out.
And even if we weren't here, we'd be doing what we do here, but.
On our own.
It's like, it really is a matter of pride and passion for us that this is what we want to do.
This is what we're obsessed with doing.
People are constantly just going above and beyond because that's sort of the way it works here you have your obligations.
You have to do this thing for this show and you have to do that every day.
But once you get that done, hey, if you want to go, I mean, I don't want to spill any secrets here, but I'll just say one of the crew members today was giving me this presentation about all this new stuff that he wants to do.
And it's like nobody asked him to do that.
It's just like, We all have ideas of like how to make things better, how to get a bigger reach, how to convey something better.
We are always working all the time.
And I've been to some of these other places, I don't want to name them by name, but for example, places like The Blaze, places like Daily Wire, these people work as little as they can.
Their mission is money, their mission is profit motive.
That's never been the mission here.
The mission has always been the message.
And making money selling the supplements is a vehicle where the listener gets to get in on our fight.
And we can't fight it without the listener, and the listener needs a megaphone.
That's what we are.
That's our job.
That's our role.
That's our purpose.
We stand for you.
And as my dad says, nearly every show without your support, we wouldn't be here.
Like that's what it comes down to.
And that's what they hate beyond any of it and all of it.
You can talk about causality in a variety of different ways.
What this really comes down to, beyond even censorship and wanting to test, test run, test trial that on a guy, this comes down to a place that's independent, that's making too much money.
That's financially independent from the web of sponsors and controllers and lobbyists and different groups that would otherwise try to curtail and run new media organizations, alternative media organizations.
This place was immune to that sickness because at the very beginning, it recognized that as the immediate threat and it had to find a way to sustain itself.
Other places don't operate that way.
They operate as, how much are we going to get paid for working here?
But being a man of the people, which is what every InfoWars crew member is, and woman as well, being like a person of the people or a man of the people.
And that's what these onion people, that Billy Corrigan looking guy, that Tim Heidecker, you'll never be a man of the people.
No one will ever take a boot off your car.
No one will ever buy you a steak because you're.
Filth, you're human scum, you're depriving a man of his civil liberties, his right to a First Amendment, you're trying to rip him apart and wear his skin.
It's not okay.
You will be called out for that.
This is not something that's done in a vacuum.
Oh, I'm just following orders.
I'm just following orders.
Eventually, whether it takes decades or a century, the law will represent what happened to us was wrong.
Because that's what it already clearly states.
But one of these days, the chickens are going to come home to roost.
And anyone that's been a part of this is going to be a part of the censorship operation.
No, it's just, it's, it's this pathetic, weaselly action.
Uh, because like we are, we are, as we just keep saying over and over, because we, we have to.
It's not even like bragging.
It's just like people don't understand how real this is, how real all of this is to us.
And, uh, they want it, you know, the onion, Ben Collins, I played the video earlier, is like, we are in an information war.
They've lost the information war and they're trying to circumvent that reality by basically appealing to the teachers and, You know, I was saying earlier, it's like we beat them in a playground game.
So they went to the teacher and lied about us and said, oh, he threw sand in our face.
Hey, they just lost.
They just lost.
They can't handle it.
So now they're appealing to the establishment because they're a bunch of snitches.
It makes me just emotional to think about all this stuff, man.
I'm tearing up right here in the studio.
Like I really am.
I just think about it all.
My dad forced to fight a battle that he is doomed and destined to lose against all odds in a rigged kangaroo court where he's ruled guilty by default, where they say, you don't have the evidence that we say you have.
That we create, that we generate out of thin air.
You don't have, we're not basing things here off of conspiracy theories when we try to sell people products.
We sell people the products to do the damn show.
It's a damn rotten lie, what's been done to this office.
It's a damn rotten scheme.
The government expends $48 million in charity work from the same law firm that sued Trump.
Where's the help from Trump?
You know?
And I sit here and it's desolate and we're destitute and this should be the greatest media operation.
It is the greatest media operation in the world.
But I sit here and the facts around me, the empty rooms, the emotions of the people here, we have been raped by the system and no one is there to stand and fight for us, even though we've been trying to stand and fight for people since the entire existence of this organization.
And it is absolutely brutal to sit here today after being in this building for 17 years, literally my entire life, this place is my home, knowing that it's going away based off a lie and knowing that people who could have stopped it, people who could have gotten it investigated, like Trump and others, did absolutely nothing.
Our enemies are going to attack us.
It's just what it is.
It's the nature of what we do.
It's just the nature of who they are as well.
What's worse is the people that you help, the people that you carry on your back, when they stab you and when they twist the knife and they laugh in your ear and they call you low IQ on Twitter.
What are we doing here anymore, man?
What is this country?
This war criminal administration that promised to be the president of peace and all of that.
And we're sitting here and we're desperately anti war and that's all we've ever been.
And because we backed him for, the reason why we backed him for 10 years is because he promised he was that.
He's not that.
He's not our friend.
He's not our protector.
And I'm sorry to turn this into a thing about Trump.
Of course, you know, the other ironic thing is that now no shooting happens without everybody questioning it.
Every shooting, I mean, look at Uvalde.
I mean, as soon as, and for good reason, because they were holding the parents back, they let the kids die, the parents listening to them outside the building being held back.
Everybody questioned that for very good reason.
So it's not even what Alex, you know, did by questioning Sandy Hook, which, hey, spoiler alert, I did too, right?
But to the people out there, and I know we got all our friends and family, and all the viewers and listeners and the home viewer out there with us, we know that you love us and support us.
But to the eyes out there that watch from the corners, from the dark, from the shadows, to the creatures that peer and scratch and crawl, To the forces that would like to see us destroyed.
I get someone being brainwashed, ignorant, being convinced of the lie, but how do you come up with the gall, the wit, the spirit to do this to people, to do this to us?
He's doing it, you know, Sundays and Saturdays too.
Built this operation from the ground up.
From nothing.
Changed the world with his ideas to where everywhere looks like InfoWars now.
The man should be a billionaire, but they were pissed that he made less than Brian Stelter, who read, you know, would sit in his underwear and read somebody else's words for an hour a day.
All the equipment's old and it's just a really intense, like hard group of people that work here.
And like, they're like, we need $100 million to keep this alive because it's going to lose money for five years and crap, crap, crap.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's who these people are.
And like, no one's ever going to support this operation if we're gone and you raise it as a false image.
Like, it's just going to be a dead site, a dead store, whatever they turn it into.
And the thing is, these people, because they run the world and they run these systems, they do have infinite money to just like piss away and have a lost leader.
But embody the archetype that they are, and that's the metaphysics of it.
Yeah.
That can't be denied.
We should talk to Jay Dyer about that.
That would be an interesting conversation about kind of just like some of the symbology and kind of like the weird sympathetic magic they're trying to do on our operation.
And what that is is Luciferian, it's Freemasonry, it's Satanic, it's evil.
And it's just, I mean, it's just the inconsistency of it and just the madness of it all, where it's like everything they claim to believe is the opposite of what.
They actually believe.
And if they actually believed what they claim to believe, they'd be info warriors, not onion readers.
Well, I was going to ask you sort of about the product, especially the ones at thealexjonesstore.com, because obviously that's how we stay on air.
That's how we really do need your support right now, thealexjonesstore.com.
But I mean, how hilarious is it that they want, you know, Tim Heidegger's like, yeah, we're going to have a product that, uh, You know, makes your pee turn into gold.
And it's like, okay, that's not a funny joke.
It's not like actually funny in the typical sense, but like, is it so bad?
Is it really so bad, Rex, that we sell products that they themselves probably take?
Well, this is the crazy thing to think about, right?
Imagine thinking the business model moving forward of, you know, mocking us and mocking the audience, mocking the viewing or listening public is going to contribute towards any sort of InfoWars success in the brand as it is at all.
What they want to do is convert it over to something that like a liberal might join.
Right.
So they're going in a completely different direction.
Yeah, iodine, you know, again, it's just like something commonly recognized in every first aid kit that you want to purchase is going to have iodine in there.
It's, you know, amazing functions there.
And again, you can use them yourself.
And like, again, it just doesn't make any sense because they might be of the mindset that you sell people crap for inflated prices and you're somehow getting one over on them.
And again, you know, if we actually were like cynical and we were like trying to pull one over on people, it would feel very different if like, you know, they were beating us in this game that we're both playing.
But it just feels weird that it's like we didn't do what they claimed that we did.
So it's not, and that's what I mean by they're going to do this parody where they're going to talk about Bigfoot and aliens and learn to fly.
And it's like, am I supposed to be insulted by this?
You're parodying somebody that doesn't exist.
You're creating your own portrait of who you think we are and then you're mocking that.
We're over here in a completely different universe being like, we don't know who you're talking about, dude.
Like, they are so disconnected from reality that it's like hard to even take it personally.
But, like, you know, during the trial, the reason we were defaulted, again, I want everybody to understand this the reason that we were not allowed to defend ourselves, that we were declared guilty before ever setting foot in front of a jury.
There was a jury there because it was a show trial.
I've always thought that would be a great episode title or something like that.
But getting back to it, this is just one little check mark on the apologetics list.
They had a guy from some Ivy League school come in who was a professor, and they relied on this professor's credibility and they sold it to the jury.
They packaged it well.
They got this guy to say, My dad was worth $280 million based off the period of time between 2015 and 2018 where InfoWars generated over $180 million.
Now, where did that money go?
We used to have a damn near 30,000 square foot warehouse, okay?
We used to have dozens of employees over there and dozens and dozens and dozens of more employees over here.
Massive studio infrastructure, bills, reporters, everything.
We used to actually spend money because we were expanding, we were growing, we were alive, we're a business.
We were allowed to do business, right?
And Alex, you know, probably taking a few million from that, they go, oh, oh, oh, he's worth $280 million because they say gross versus net.
Well, there is no net because whatever money my dad had left, He spent on blimps, on billboards, on planes, on things you can't even comprehend.
Because you would never think to promote something in such an organic way.
And you would never think to focus all the energy of your attack instead of feeding yourself and growing your own power, growing the power of the networks, of the audience, of the community, of all of us together.
It's a shared gift.
My dad may be broke, but he's rich in spirit.
We're all rich in spirit because of him.
We are all InfoWars.
We are all 1776.
Millions of people.
Have this invisible but very tangible bond with each other now, where we're all united over discovery and liberty and human empowerment and liberation.
Like, and that is something no matter your piles of gold or stacks of silver or Bitcoin or debt or stocks or whatever, you can't purchase it.
You can't manufacture it.
You can't, it's not, it's non fungible.
It's non fungible.
It's something that you'll never live in the zeitgeist.
I was going to say, you know what it's like is the final scene of Gladiator.
It's like this, and that's who you people are, by the way.
You're on the side of the emperor.
Right.
We're on the side of the guy who lost everything, who was betrayed, who did nothing wrong, who did everything right, but suffered the consequences, who then, before the big bout, gets stabbed in the side and poisoned.
But we sacrifice ourselves, and it's all worth it.
It's all the reward we could ever have wanted.
But that's the thing.
It's like, do people not see that?
Like, when you watch Gladiator and you see the prince, the emperor, go up and stab Maximus in the side before the big bout, are you not like, don't you hate that guy?
And that's the difference I don't want people to mistake you.
What you're saying is you're talking about a karmic, universal rule, but we're not going to be the ones to treat you like animals.
We don't treat anybody like animals.
We treat everybody like human beings, and we're the ones who pay the price for it.
While these scumbags, like literally, this is the perfect one.
But it would be like instead, if he stabs Maximus in the side and then the emperor wins, and a bunch of people are there going, well, I guess Maximus got what he deserves.
And I just want to emphasize that, like, and again, not to brag and not to be like, we're holier than now, but like, This is just how real we are that even under all of this attack, even under all of this, we don't hate these people, we just want them to go away.
Honestly, we want them to wake up and come on, join our side and fight it with us.
We've all been propagandized, we've all been abused by the system.
How about we unite over that?
Not in some sick victimhood way, but in understanding and taking ownership for our situation that we're all in in this country, yeah.
My dad is one of the great figures you can point to, or we could have a rallying moment.
And I just, it's your job not just to listen to this broadcast and go, huh, that's interesting.
It's your job, if this spiritually compels you, to talk to people you love about this, talk to your friends, talk to your coworkers, talk to whoever, talk to the lady at Panera Bread.
I doubt we're going to get through very much of it.
If I don't know if the crew wants to find, especially where they talk about that they own our studios and are here now, because they're not here, they don't own our studios.
But you know, while the crew puts that together, the point I was making was that people, you know, they don't understand what the default judgment came from.
They said, We want to see your AdSense account and we want to see your internal discussions and the internal documents that you guys have where your marketing team is telling your hosts to cover Sandy Hook.
Literally doesn't exist.
I mean, totally fake.
Do you think anybody is telling any of us what to say?
I have a giant stack of news here I haven't even touched because this news broke and that became our show.
And I saw something where they said that because of the traffic increase, because we were covering the thing that made the sales go up, you know, they sell more ice cream in the summer.
There are also more shark attacks.
Selling the ice cream doesn't cause the shark attack.
And then we're like, well, Is that really doing this justice?
Could we do something much bigger and better?
So, the good news is over the last 18 months, enunciate, boy.
And the bad news for Alex and everybody else involved on the other side is it gave us a lot of time to think about what to do and make some phone calls.
And then a couple of weeks ago, Alex Jones shows up on Tim Pool's show and they say that he smells like alcohol.
And he says, they're shutting down Infowars next month.
So, I called my lawyer, our bankruptcy lawyer who we've had this whole time.
And I was like, I know he says this like once a month, but again, he says that they're shutting down Air Force next month.
So, what's the deal?
So, he called the receiver and he was like, Yeah, we're shutting it down.
Like the receiver said, We don't have enough money to pay rent on this $75,000.
I don't want to reveal things that I've seen and overheard just kind of skulking around the office over the years, but these people were offered tons of money multiple times.
Of course.
It was never about that.
It was always about chopping Alex Jones's legs off, taking his platform away.
They publicly, proudly said so in court.
And now we have these two little, like, demented children, these weak sisters that are sitting in this podcast studio totally paid for by dark money.
They didn't get any of that organically.
No one's convinced to watch them.
No one's an organic friend, fan, or follower.
It's all just a total hoax.
And they sit in there and they go, I thought it would be a funny thing to take Infowars over and to run it now.
I mean, he's literally tying the rope around his own neck.
Like, he is.
What are they going to do?
You're not going to be funny.
It's not going to be insightful.
It's not going to be actually powerful.
Like, nobody who watches InfoWars is going to watch your stuff and go, whoa, wait, these guys are right.
Maybe InfoWars is great.
Like, it's a total, like, crapshoot.
Like, you're just going to fail.
It's going to be the most stressful time of your life as you pour more and more of other people's money into this ridiculous, you know, pet project of yours.
And in six months, maybe a year, if you pump enough cash into it, You're going to shut down in disgrace and it's all going to be for nothing, and we're going to be bigger than we've ever been before.
Literally, the law is about making money for the plaintiffs.
If they are admitting that they're making less money for the plaintiffs, but they're doing it to shut us up, it's a violation of our First Amendment rights.
It's abusive process.
I mean, it's ridiculous that they're allowed to do this, but they're allowed to do it.
Onion.
Listeners, are you listening to me?
Because they're the establishment they pretend to fight.
Okay.
You really need to get this through your head.
They are the ones who are tied in with the elite.
They are the Epstein class.
They are fighting us.
We are the little guys who make money barely.
And by the way, most companies, you know, Black Friday is Black Friday because most companies run in the red.
They do not make a profit until the last weekend of November.
That's most companies who all they do is sell products.
We have to sell products and produce an entire network off of those profits.
He's not in charge of the studio, he's not in charge of the website.
That's just a lie.
But what he's saying is that he worked with the receiver.
So let me get this straight.
There was supposed to be an auction.
They rigged the auction so the judge didn't accept the results of the auction because the person that bet highest didn't get to win the auction.
They gave it to the person that bet lower because they collaborated and conspired with them in the background.
So that didn't go through.
They were supposed to hold another auction.
Instead of holding an auction, the receiver, who is supposed to be there simply to process the business deals as a functionary, has decided to take it upon himself that he now gets to sell our company to whoever the hell he wants, even though an auction was ordered by the judge.