Oct. 31, 2024 - America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes
06:34:57
Participants
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| Speaker | Time | Text |
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unidentified
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The End | |
| Hmm? | ||
| Oh, my God. my God. | ||
| Oh, my God. my God. | ||
| - Please? | ||
| I'm gonna be tentatively now, I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentatively now, I'll catch on this. | ||
| And people don't realize what they have. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And then, nowadays, I am so upset that the things we did and the things we fought for and the boys that died for us, it's all gone down the drain. | ||
| Our country's gone to hell in a handbasket. | ||
| We haven't got the country we had when I was raised. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| Nobody will have the fun I have. | ||
| Nobody will have the opportunity I have. | ||
| It's just not the same. | ||
| Jesus is the way and the life and the King of Israel. | ||
| We just leave with love. | ||
| We're really at a crossroads here. | ||
| Look around you. | ||
| It's drag queens in schools. | ||
| It's 18-year-olds joining OnlyFans. | ||
| It's the filth on TikTok. | ||
| It's this country not having a border. | ||
| It's the idea that our kids and we, this generation, are never gonna own anything. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Never making an income to support a family. | ||
| Never being able to have a family. | ||
| People being corrupted before they're even a teenager by things on their phone. | ||
| Sick addiction to technology. | ||
| The future is so bleak, but that has changed the calculation. | ||
|
unidentified
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God is using me. | |
| He's breaking me down, removing all of the, you know, richest person, all of this, so I can serve him. | ||
| I think they've been extremely unfair to you. | ||
|
unidentified
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Who is they, though? | |
| We can't say who they is, can we? | ||
| There is no future if we do nothing now. | ||
| There is nothing to lose. | ||
| People that are scrambling, trying to protect their ever-shrinking share of what they have are foolish. | ||
| It's all going. | ||
| It's all going away. | ||
| This country is being ripped apart and raped and looted. | ||
| We're being slowly poisoned and in some cases quickly murdered and assassinated. | ||
| And we're killing ourselves every day, inadvertently, with the kinds of things that we eat and breathe and drink and see. | ||
| People have got to start to radically begin to obey their conscience and tell the truth and do the right thing. | ||
| People have got to start to get courageous. | ||
| And this is the time for everybody to turn and look to God And to pray and to ask for strength and to ask for wisdom to get through this time and to transform and sanctify this country. | ||
| And the alternative is that there will be no country. | ||
| Is it really only as big as low gas prices? | ||
| Is it really only so big as bringing inflation and gas prices and the corporate tax rate back down? | ||
| It's not about waiting for someone to come in and change the policy and make it better. | ||
| It's a personal decision that we all have to make to become soldiers of Christ. | ||
| My own narrative is not one of some sudden, booming bolt of lightning out of the blue. | ||
| It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see. | ||
| And then finally, a point of no return reckoning. | ||
|
unidentified
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Why are you called Mommy Malcolm? | |
| I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Greupel Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill, Dan Crenshaw, questioning him about his undying loyalty and, of course, defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement who, through an increasing amount of activism, are really going to ensure the future and the success of that movement. | ||
| Me and the Gripers will save the Trump campaign. | ||
| We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know. | ||
| We love Trump. | ||
| I love Trump. | ||
| We all love Trump. | ||
|
unidentified
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And if they don't make the voice correction, then it's on them. | |
| The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead. | ||
|
unidentified
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Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference. | |
| Nothing worth doing ever came easy. | ||
|
unidentified
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Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation. | |
| The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say. | ||
|
unidentified
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We must always remember that we share one home And one glorious destiny. | |
| We all bleed the same red blood of patriots. | ||
| We all salute the same great American flag. | ||
| Our best days are yet to come. | ||
|
unidentified
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You can't go back to the past. | |
| That's what people always say, isn't it? | ||
| They say, can we really go back? | ||
| And the answer is, whether you're conservative or liberal, right when you're left wing, the answer is no. | ||
| We're never going back. | ||
|
unidentified
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It's done. | |
| It's gone. | ||
| All of that is gone. | ||
| But I would call myself something like a Christian futurist instead. | ||
| Because Jesus Christ was our past before any of us were born or conceived. | ||
| Jesus Christ is our present now. | ||
| And Jesus Christ is our future after we die on earth. | ||
|
unidentified
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We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth. | |
| We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth. | ||
| We love everybody. | ||
|
unidentified
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And we want people that can burn really more than anybody. | |
| But this country can no longer be held hostage by a small minority that doesn't believe in the real world. | ||
| The mission of our movement is to make this country a Christian country. | ||
| The mission is to create a Christian future in our time. | ||
| The only way we're going to do it is not by infiltrating, not by subverting, not by lying, which is what a lot of people do. | ||
| The only way that we're going to make this happen is with the boldness of a real Christian. | ||
| It's the only way. | ||
| We have got to be willing to die for Jesus Christ. | ||
| We have to want it more than they do. | ||
| Because if there are thousands and millions and tens of millions and hundreds of millions of Christians ready to meet their final destiny, then nothing can stop us and nothing more. | ||
| We have to wait for the next day. | ||
| We have to wait for the next day. | ||
| We have to wait for the next day. | ||
| We have to wait for the next day. | ||
| We have to wait for the next day. | ||
| We have to wait for the next day. | ||
| We have to wait for the next day. | ||
| They don't know what they are supporting. | ||
| They don't know how bad it has gotten. | ||
| They don't know what is necessary to make the difference. | ||
| They didn't hear us on Twitter. | ||
| They didn't hear us on True Social. | ||
| They just censored the hashtags. | ||
| They didn't hear us when we emailed them. | ||
| And they didn't hear us when the Washington Post and every other news media outlet reported it. | ||
| For that reason, the Goyper War will continue and we will accelerate and intensify our plans. | ||
| We have to deploy to Michigan and we have to make it hurt as much as possible. | ||
| If he wants to stop the pain, he must stop the betrayal of America first. | ||
| My own narrative is not one of some sudden, looming bolt of lightning out of the blue. | ||
| It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see. | ||
| And then finally, a point of no return reckoning. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Why are you called Mommy Malcolm? | |
| I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Griper Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill Dan Crenshaw, questioning him about his undying loyalty and of course defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement. | ||
| who, through an increasing amount of activism, are really going to ensure the future and the success of that movement. | ||
|
unidentified
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"The End" | |
| "The End" | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business. | ||
|
unidentified
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I'm sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business. | |
| I'm sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business. | ||
| We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or at the campaign, and I'll let them know. | ||
| We love Trump. | ||
| I love Trump. | ||
|
unidentified
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We all love Trump. | |
| And if they don't make the voice collection, then it's on them. | ||
| They gave you. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Hmm? | ||
| Hmm? | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Hmm? | ||
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Huh? | ||
| *Gunshot* Oh, my God. my God. | ||
| One adult Happy Meal, please. | ||
|
unidentified
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C-C-C-C-Coming right up! | |
| I'm gonna be tentative now, I can't show me! | ||
| I can't show me! | ||
| *crickets* *crickets* *crickets* *music* | ||
| *music* *music* *music* | ||
| *music* *music* *music* | ||
| *music* *music* *music* *music* *music* | ||
| *music* | ||
| *music* Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business. | ||
|
unidentified
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*music* *music* *music* | |
| *music* And the Gripers will save the Trump campaign. | ||
| We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know. | ||
| We love Trump. | ||
| I love Trump. | ||
| We all love Trump. | ||
|
unidentified
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And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them. | |
| Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people. | ||
| This election will determine whether we're a free nation or whether we have only the illusion of democracy but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests rigging the system and our system is rigged. | ||
|
unidentified
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This is reality. | |
| You know it, they know it, I know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it. | ||
| This is not the Trump campaign from 2016. | ||
|
unidentified
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It's worse. | |
| I see this stuff, and I have to wonder, why has nobody been fired? | ||
| Isn't that Trump's trademark? | ||
| That if results aren't happening, that people are fired? | ||
| Isn't that the whole trademark? | ||
| Someone needs to be fired. | ||
| It happened back in 2016. | ||
| He went through campaign managers and advisors all the time. | ||
| And it was good. | ||
| It kept things fresh. | ||
| It kept things competitive. | ||
| It was interesting. | ||
| Fire Chris LaCivita. | ||
| Fire Susie Wiles. | ||
| Get new campaign managers. | ||
| Fix this campaign before it's too late. | ||
| Before we blow it again. | ||
| We want Trump to win. | ||
| We want America first. | ||
| But you are letting us down. | ||
| You're blowing it. | ||
| This is the biggest missed opportunity in history. | ||
| You're blowing it for Trump. | ||
| You're blowing it for us. | ||
| And we're not going to let it happen. | ||
| You have alienated us. | ||
| You have ignored us. | ||
| You don't listen to our concerns. | ||
| We have been left behind. | ||
| The Trump movement and the GOP have moved on without us. | ||
| It serves Israel and corporations and immigrants, but it doesn't serve Native Americans. | ||
| What about Native Americans? | ||
| I don't want to hear any more about communism. | ||
| I don't want to hear any more about Vance. | ||
| I don't want to hear about whatever. | ||
| And the message is simple. | ||
| America first. | ||
| Native Americans. | ||
| America only. | ||
| No Israel. | ||
| No corporations. | ||
| No foreign influence. | ||
| No foreigners. | ||
| No immigrants. | ||
| None of that. | ||
| Just America. | ||
|
unidentified
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America first and Christ the King. | |
| So this is a call to all Christians, immigration restrictionists, foreign policy non-interventionists, trade protectionists, those in favor of industrial policy, patriots, nativists, nationalists, non-interventionists, traditionalists that are not happy with the state of the Trump campaign. | ||
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unidentified
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You are being recruited. | |
| Trump is a peaceful man. | ||
| We're declaring war on the evil Trump campaign. | ||
| He needs to be liberated. | ||
| We will liberate him. | ||
| We will make him independent from his donors. | ||
| We will make him independent from Silicon Valley. | ||
| We will make him independent from foreign influence. | ||
| Otherwise, and if we don't succeed, there's no hope. | ||
| You're done. | ||
| If we don't succeed, if this doesn't work, there's no hope. | ||
| You either get Kamala, and it's total left-wing oppression, it's total bullshit, BLM nonsense, or if you get Trump, it's gonna be total Zionist corporate domination. | ||
| So if we don't succeed, it's over. | ||
| You need to get involved in this, or honestly, just quit. | ||
| In 2024, we are going to fight the hostile takeover. | ||
| It's a different battle. | ||
| But it's the same war. | ||
| We're going to fight and save Trump from his own people. | ||
| The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference. | |
| Nothing worth doing ever came easy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation. | |
| The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We must always remember that we share one home and one glorious destiny. | |
| We all bleed the same red blood of patriots. | ||
| We all salute the same great American flag. | ||
| Our best days are yet to come. | ||
|
unidentified
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Thank you. | |
| Are you winning son? | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Years from now, some of them may look back and ask themselves whether they've made the right choice, whether they've made the most of the opportunities they've been given. | ||
| Together, we have the same mission. | ||
| Over the course of your life, you will find that things are not always fair. | ||
| You will find that things happen to you that you do not deserve and that are not always warranted. | ||
| But you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight. | ||
| Never, ever, ever give up. | ||
| Don't give in. | ||
| Don't back down. | ||
| And never stop doing what you know is right. | ||
| Nothing worth doing ever, ever, ever came easy. | ||
| And the more righteous you fight, the more opposition that you will face. | ||
| In your hearts are inscribed the values of service, sacrifice, and devotion. | ||
| Now you must go forth into the world and turn your hopes and dreams into action. | ||
| America has always been the land of dreams because America is a nation of true believers. | ||
| When the pilgrims landed, At Plymouth, they prayed. | ||
| When the founders wrote the Declaration of Independence, they invoked our Creator four times. | ||
| Because in America, we don't worship government, we worship God. | ||
| It is why our currency proudly declares, in God we trust. | ||
| And it's why we proudly proclaim that we are one nation under God. | ||
| The story of America is the story of an adventure that began with deep faith, big dreams, and humble beginnings. | ||
| The next generation of American leaders. | ||
| Never, ever give up. | ||
| There'll be times in your life you'll want to quit. | ||
|
unidentified
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Never quit. | |
| Never stop fighting for what you believe in and for the people who care about you. | ||
| Carry yourself with dignity and pride. | ||
|
unidentified
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Demand the best from yourself. | |
| The more people tell you it's not possible, that it can't be done, the more you should be absolutely determined to prove them wrong. | ||
|
unidentified
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Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation. | |
| Relish the opportunity to be an outsider. | ||
| The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, The more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead. | ||
|
unidentified
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You must keep pushing forward. | |
| And always have the courage to be yourself. | ||
| America is better when people put their faith into action. | ||
| Pray to God. | ||
| And follow his teachings. | ||
| Today, each of you begins a new chapter as well. | ||
| When your story goes from here, it will be defined by your vision, your perseverance, and your grit. | ||
| You will build a future where we have the courage to chase our dreams no matter what the cynics and the doubters have to say. | ||
| You will have the confidence to speak the hopes in your hearts and to express the love that stirs your souls. | ||
| As long as you have pride in your beliefs, courage in your convictions, and faith in God, Then you will not fail. | ||
| As long as America remains true to its values, loyal to its citizens, and devoted to its creator, then our best days are yet to come. | ||
|
unidentified
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We'll be right back. | |
| May God bless the United States of America. | ||
| And I just want to let you know that God blesses you. | ||
| And I want to just say you are special in every way. | ||
| God bless you, and God bless America. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Me and the Gryphers will save the Trump campaign. | ||
| We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know. | ||
| We love Trump. | ||
| I love Trump. | ||
| We all love Trump. | ||
|
unidentified
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And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them. | |
| We are going to make our country great again. | ||
| We are going to make our country great again. | ||
| I don't care if I ever come down. | ||
| So sorry, I'm a mystery. | ||
| Hair I always whip around. | ||
| So high up, you're not you. | ||
| I don't care if I ever come down I don't care if I ever come down | ||
| I don't care if I ever come down | ||
| Thank you so much, everybody. | ||
|
unidentified
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Can I just say, are you trusting Brian Adams? | |
| Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people. | ||
| The Washington establishment and the financial and media corporations that fund it exist for only one reason, to protect and enrich itself. | ||
| The establishment has trillions of dollars at stake in this election. | ||
| For those who control the levers of power in Washington and for the global special interest, they partner with these people that don't have your good in mind. | ||
| Our campaign represents a true existential threat like they haven't seen before. | ||
| This is not simply another four-year election. | ||
| This is a crossroads in the history of our civilization that will determine whether or not we the people reclaim control over our government. | ||
| The political establishment That is trying to stop us is the same group responsible for our disastrous trade deals, massive illegal immigration, and economic and foreign policies that have bled our country dry. | ||
| The political establishment has brought about the destruction of our factories and our jobs as they flee to Mexico, China, and other countries all around the world. | ||
| It's a global power structure that is responsible for the economic decisions that have robbed our working class, stripped our country of its wealth, and put that money into the pockets of a handful of large corporations and political entities. | ||
| This is a struggle for the survival of our nation and this will be our last chance to save it. | ||
| This election will determine whether we're a free nation or whether we have only the illusion of democracy but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests rigging the system and our system is rigged. | ||
| This is reality. | ||
|
unidentified
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You know it, they know it, I know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it. | |
| The thing that said take a look what happened No I am your voice I am your voice | ||
| Me and the Gryphers will save the Trump campaign We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know. | ||
| We love Trump. | ||
| I love Trump. | ||
| We all love Trump. | ||
|
unidentified
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And if they don't make the choice correction, then it's on them. | |
| He was saying to me, he's like, this is probably pretty cool for you. | ||
|
unidentified
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you i'm like yeah trump is melting down at mara lago as he watches his pull and lead evaporate against In a time like that, a lot of campaign gurus might throw their old playbook out the window, but not Chris Lasavito. | |
| A war has been waged in the shadows to take control of his movement and his brand. | ||
| It has been hijacked. | ||
|
unidentified
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To attack a great guy, Trump Patriot. | |
| These are the forgotten men and women of our country. | ||
| And they are forgotten. | ||
|
unidentified
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But they're not going to be forgotten long. | |
| You've done a hell of a lousy job. | ||
| You're fired. | ||
|
unidentified
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Get out of here! | |
| I will never, ever let you down. | ||
| A new droiper war. | ||
| Yeah, nigga, this war. | ||
| I'm tricking bodies on the floor. | ||
| I'm with it all. | ||
| I talk to my demons, and I see the writings on the wall. | ||
| Niggas is dying when it's so weak. | ||
| I get excited for them coals. | ||
| And no one ain't crying when he gone. | ||
| Cause Brody was fighting for the coals. | ||
| I do this shit for my brothers. | ||
| We do this shit for each other. | ||
| The courageous fallen! | ||
| The anguished fallen! | ||
| Their lives have meaning because we, the living, refuse to forget them! | ||
| And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the sin for us! | ||
| Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! | ||
| My soldiers push forward! | ||
| My soldiers scream out! | ||
| My soldiers reach! | ||
| I can't see a damn thing if they walk I can't see a damn thing if they walk They like Stevie, they can't see me They won't beat me, I'm in that guinea | ||
| I can't see a damn thing if they walk | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| *Sigh* | ||
| O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O One | ||
| adult happy meal please. | ||
| It's coming right up. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative now, I can't show you. | ||
| *Skiss* | ||
| *Music* And people don't realize what they have. | ||
| hell. | ||
| And then, nowadays, I am so upset that the things we did and the things we fought for and the boys that died for us, it's all gone down the drain. | ||
| Our country's gone to hell in a handbasket. | ||
| We haven't got the country we had when I was raised. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| Nobody will have the fun I have. | ||
| Nobody will have the opportunity I have. | ||
| It's just not the same. | ||
| Jesus is the way and the life and the King of Israel. | ||
| We just leave with love. | ||
| We're really at a crossroads here. | ||
| Look around you. | ||
| It's drag queens in schools. | ||
| It's 18-year-olds joining OnlyFans. | ||
| It's the filth on TikTok. | ||
| It's this country not having a border. | ||
| It's the idea that our kids and we, this generation, are never going to own anything. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Never making an income to support a family. | ||
| Never being able to have a family. | ||
| People being corrupted before they're even a teenager by things on their phone, sick addiction to technology. | ||
| The future is so bleak, but that has changed the calculation. | ||
|
unidentified
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God is using me. | |
| He's breaking me down, removing all of the, you know, richest person, all of this, so I can serve him. | ||
| I think they've been extremely unfair to you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Who is they, though? | |
| We can't tell you who they is, can we? | ||
| There is no future if we do nothing now. | ||
| There is nothing to lose. | ||
| We're not going to protect their ever shrinking share of what they have are foolish. | ||
| It's all going. | ||
| It's all going away. | ||
| This country is being ripped apart and raped and looted. | ||
| We're being slowly poisoned and in some cases quickly murdered and assassinated. | ||
| And we're killing ourselves every day, inadvertently, with the kinds of things that we eat and breathe and drink and see. | ||
| People have got to start to radically begin to obey their conscience and tell the truth and do the right thing. | ||
| People have got to start to get courageous. | ||
| And this is the time for everybody to turn and look to God And to pray and to ask for strength and to ask for wisdom to get through this time and to transform and sanctify this country. | ||
| And the alternative is that there will be no country. | ||
| Is it really only as big as low gas prices? | ||
| Is it really only so big as bringing inflation and gas prices and the corporate tax rate back down? | ||
| It's not about waiting for someone to come in and change the policy and make it better. | ||
| It's a personal decision that we all have to make to become soldiers of Christ. | ||
| My own narrative is not one of some sudden, booming bolt of lightning out of the blue. | ||
| It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see. | ||
| And then finally, a point of no return reckoning. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Why are you called Mommy Malkin? | |
| I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Griper Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill, Dan Crenshaw, questioning him about his undying loyalty and, of course, defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement who, through an increasing amount of activism, are really going to ensure the future and the success of that movement. | ||
| Me and the Gripers will save the Trump campaign. | ||
| We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or at the campaign, and I'll let them know. | ||
| We love Trump. | ||
| I love Trump. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We all love Trump. | |
| And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them. | ||
| The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference. | |
| Nothing worth doing ever came easy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation. | |
| The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We must always remember that we share one home And one glorious destiny. | |
| We all bleed the same red blood of patriots. | ||
| We all salute the same great American flag. | ||
| Our best days are yet to come. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We can't go back to the past. | |
| That's what people always say, isn't it? | ||
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They say, can we really go back? | |
| And the answer is, whether you're conservative or liberal, right wing or left wing, the answer is no. | ||
| We're never going back. | ||
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It's gone. | |
| It's gone. | ||
| All of that is gone. | ||
| But I would call myself something like a Christian futurist instead. | ||
| Because Jesus Christ was our past before any of us were born or conceived. | ||
| Jesus Christ is our present now. | ||
| And Jesus Christ is our future after we die on earth. | ||
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We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth. | |
| We want this century to be the most Christian century in the history of planet earth. | ||
| We love everybody. | ||
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And we want people that can burn really more than anybody. | |
| But this country can no longer be held hostage by a small minority that doesn't believe in the real world. | ||
| The mission of our movement is to make this country a Christian country. | ||
| The mission is to create a Christian future in our time. | ||
| The only way we're going to do it is not by infiltrating, not by subverting, not by lying, which is what a lot of people do. | ||
| The only way that we're going to make this happen is with the boldness of a real Christian. | ||
| That's the only way. | ||
| We have got to be willing to die for Jesus Christ. | ||
| We have to want it more than they do. | ||
| because if there are thousands and millions and tens of millions and hundreds of millions of Christians ready to meet their final destiny, then nothing can stop us and nothing will. | ||
| The end of the day is a great day. | ||
| The end of the day is a great day. | ||
| The end of the day is a great day. | ||
| The end of the day is a great day. | ||
| The end of the day is a great day. | ||
| The end of the day is a great day. | ||
| The End | ||
| They don't know what they are supporting. | ||
| They don't know how bad it has gotten. | ||
| They don't know what is necessary to make the difference. | ||
| They didn't hear us on Twitter. | ||
| They didn't hear us on True Social. | ||
| They just censored the hashtags. | ||
| They didn't hear us when we emailed them. | ||
| And they didn't hear us when the Washington Post and every other news media outlet reported it. | ||
| For that reason, the Goyper War will continue and we will accelerate and intensify our plans. | ||
| We have to deploy to Michigan and we have to make it hurt as much as possible. | ||
| If he wants to stop the pain, he must stop the betrayal of America first. | ||
| My own narrative is not one of some sudden booming bolt of lightning out of the blue. | ||
| It was a slow and steady, unrelenting stream of blips and blinks, glimmers and glares, low beams and high beams of light, some of which I did not want to see. | ||
| And then finally, a point of no return reckoning. | ||
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Why are you called Mommy Malcolm? | |
| I think it was because I fiercely came out during the Griper Wars of 2019 when so many of these brave young men were on college campuses challenging the likes of Zio Schill Dan Crenshaw questioning him about his undying loyalty and of course defending Nick Fuentes and so many of the stars of the burgeoning America First movement We're | ||
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The End | |
| The End Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business. | ||
| Transcription by CastingWords | ||
| Transcription by CastingWords | ||
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We love Trump. | |
| I love Trump. | ||
| We all love Trump. | ||
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And if they don't make the voice collection, then it's on them. | |
| They gave you. | ||
| Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. | ||
| Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. | ||
| Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. | ||
| Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. | ||
| One adult happy meal, please. | ||
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Hmm. | |
| C-C-C-C-Coming right up! | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| I'm gonna be tentative and I'll catch on this. | ||
| We'll save the Trump campaign. | ||
| We will give a voice to all of the rightful frustrations that the Trump supporters have, whether they're willing to direct their anger at me or the campaign, and I'll let them know. | ||
| We love Trump. | ||
| I love Trump. | ||
| We all love Trump. | ||
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And if they don't make the course correction, then it's on them. | |
| Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people. | ||
| This election will determine whether we're a free nation or whether we have only the illusion of democracy but are in fact controlled by a small handful of global special interests ringing the system and our system is ringing. | ||
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This is reality. | |
| You know it, they know it, I know it, and pretty much the whole world knows it. | ||
| This is not the Trump campaign from 2016. | ||
| It's worse. | ||
| I see this stuff, and I have to wonder, why has nobody been fired? | ||
| Isn't that Trump's trademark? | ||
| That if results aren't happening, that people are... | ||
| you're fired? | ||
| Isn't that the whole trademark? | ||
| Someone needs to be fired. | ||
| It happened back in 2016. | ||
| He went through campaign managers and advisors all the time. | ||
| And it was good. | ||
| It kept things fresh. | ||
| It kept things competitive. | ||
| It was interesting. | ||
| Fire Chris LaCivita. | ||
| Fire Susie Wiles. | ||
| Get new campaign managers. | ||
| Fix this campaign before it's too late. | ||
| Before we blow it again. | ||
| We want Trump to win. | ||
| We want America first. | ||
| But you are letting us down. | ||
| You're blowing it. | ||
| This is the biggest missed opportunity in history. | ||
| You're blowing it for Trump. | ||
| You're blowing it for us. | ||
| And we're not going to let it happen. | ||
| You have alienated us. | ||
| You have ignored us. | ||
| You don't listen to our concerns. | ||
| We have been left behind. | ||
| The Trump movement and the GOP have moved on without us. | ||
| It serves Israel and corporations and immigrants, but it doesn't serve Native Americans. | ||
| What about Native Americans? | ||
| I don't want to hear any more about communism. | ||
| I don't want to hear any more about Vance. | ||
| I don't want to hear about whatever. | ||
| And the message is simple. | ||
| America first. | ||
| Native Americans. | ||
| America only. | ||
| No Israel. | ||
| No corporations. | ||
| No foreign influence. | ||
| No foreigners. | ||
| No immigrants. | ||
| None of that. | ||
| Just America. | ||
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America first and Christ the King. | |
| So this is a call to all Christians, immigration restrictionists, foreign policy non-interventionists, trade protectionists, those in favor of industrial policy, patriots, nativists, nationalists, non-interventionists, traditionalists that are not happy with the state of the Trump campaign. | ||
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You are being recruited. | |
| Trump is a peaceful man. | ||
| We're declaring war on the evil Trump campaign. | ||
| He needs to be liberated. | ||
| We will liberate him. | ||
| We will make him independent from his donors. | ||
| We will make him independent from Silicon Valley. | ||
| We will make him independent from foreign influence. | ||
| Otherwise, and if we don't succeed, there's no hope. | ||
| You're done. | ||
| If we don't succeed, if this doesn't work, there's no hope. | ||
| You either get Kamala, and it's total left-wing oppression, it's total bullshit, BLM nonsense, or if you get Trump, it's gonna be total Zionist corporate domination. | ||
| So if we don't succeed, it's over. | ||
| You need to get involved in this, or honestly, just quit. | ||
| In 2024, we are going to fight the hostile takeover. | ||
| It's a different battle. | ||
| But it's the same war. | ||
| We're going to fight and save Trump from his own people. | ||
| The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead. | ||
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Because it's the outsiders who change the world and who make a real and lasting difference. | |
| Nothing worth doing ever came easy. | ||
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Treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation. | |
| The future belongs to the people who follow their heart no matter what the critics say. | ||
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We must always remember that we share one home and one glorious destiny. | |
| We all bleed the same red blood of patriots. | ||
| We all salute the same great American flag. | ||
| Our best days are yet to come. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Are you winning, son? | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Years from now, some of them may look back and ask themselves whether they've made the right choice, whether they've made the most of the opportunities they've been given. | ||
| Together, we have the same mission. | ||
| Over the course of your life, you will find that things are not always fair. | ||
| You will find that things happen to you that you do not deserve and that are not always warranted. | ||
| But you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight. | ||
| Never, ever, ever give up. | ||
| Don't give in. | ||
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Don't back down. | |
| And never stop doing what you know is right. | ||
| Nothing worth doing ever, ever, ever came easy. | ||
| And the more righteous you fight, the more opposition that you will face. | ||
| In your hearts are inscribed the values of service, sacrifice, and devotion. | ||
| Now you must go forth into the world and turn your hopes and dreams into action. | ||
| Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo. | ||
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It's going to be only America first. | |
| America first. | ||
| The American people will come first once again. | ||
| With respect, the respect that we deserve. | ||
| From this day forward, it's going to be only America First Day. | ||
| America first. | ||
| Good evening, everybody. | ||
| You are watching the America First Halloween special. | ||
| I hope you're excited to be here. | ||
| We're going to have a great night tonight. | ||
| It's going to be scary, frightening. | ||
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It's going to be a little bit creepy. | |
| But it's good to be back with you here tonight on Thursday. | ||
| It's October 31st. | ||
| Spooktacular America First Halloween special. | ||
| Boys and ghouls, welcome to the stream. | ||
| Say what's up in the live chat. | ||
| We're going to be having a good night tonight. | ||
| We're going to be playing a little bit of Phasmophobia with Keith Woods. | ||
| I think this is his first gaming stream, if I'm not mistaken. | ||
| I don't recall him ever doing one, so we're going to be playing a little Phasmophobia. | ||
| Scary Halloween game with Keith Woods. | ||
| Very scary. | ||
| Might play a little Call of Duty. | ||
| Gonna carve a pumpkin. | ||
| I have all my pumpkin carving equipment. | ||
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So I haven't carved a pumpkin. | |
| It's actually been a while. | ||
| And I'm not carving this one. | ||
| I'm carving the big one. | ||
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I'm carving. | |
| I'll show you. | ||
| I'm gonna be carving this giant Giant pumpkin on the stream tonight. | ||
| This is our biggest pumpkin ever, I think. | ||
| I don't think we've ever had one this big. | ||
| So, yeah, so we're going to carve this up. | ||
| We'll see how that goes. | ||
| Do you think this is going to work? | ||
| This is just a kitchen knife. | ||
| I think this will work. | ||
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I think it'll be fine. | |
| We're going to carve up the pumpkin. | ||
| People are saying do a swastika. | ||
| I'm not going to do a swastika. | ||
| Thanks for the suggestion, though. | ||
| I appreciate it. | ||
| I'm thinking more like a scary face. | ||
| I was actually really going more for like a scary face, you know, eyes and mouth sort of a thing. | ||
| But thank you for the suggestion. | ||
| My normal chat, having a normal one. | ||
| So we're going to carve... | ||
| People are saying, Al. | ||
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Okay, guys. | |
| So we're going to carve the pumpkin. | ||
| That'll be later. | ||
| That's the main event. | ||
| That's the big ticket deal. | ||
| Once we get $10,000... | ||
| No, I'm joking, of course. | ||
| We're going to do it. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| We're not even going to read. | ||
| No, we'll read Super Chats, but... | ||
| No, but we're going to be carving the pumpkin. | ||
| It's going to be fun. | ||
| We'll do a little content review as well. | ||
| I don't know how long I'm going to be live. | ||
| I'm shooting for like three, four hours. | ||
| So it's going to be a spooktacular extravaganza. | ||
| Gaming, content review, pumpkin, super chats, scary shirt. | ||
| This is the only Halloween-y shirt that I have. | ||
| Um, I'm not gonna wear a costume. | ||
| I won't do it. | ||
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Uh, but I have a scary shirt. | |
| Techni shirt. | ||
| Somebody I used to know. | ||
| So, um, yeah. | ||
| So anyway, so it's gonna be good. | ||
| We got Phasmophobia loaded up. | ||
| Uh, let me get this out of the way. | ||
| I got my coffee here. | ||
| Got a little pumpkin spice latte. | ||
| How's everybody's Halloween going? | ||
| Are you guys having a good holiday so far? | ||
| Let's get a little Monster Mash going. | ||
| Then we'll bring Keith in with the game. | ||
| You know, I gotta tell you, I'm not really a big fan. | ||
| I love Halloween, but I only like certain aspects of it. | ||
| I like the fall weather. | ||
| It's super windy right now. | ||
| So I like when the weather cools. | ||
| I like the leaves. | ||
| I like the pumpkin, cinnamon stuff. | ||
| I like the decorations. | ||
| I like some of it. | ||
| Here's what I don't like. | ||
| I don't like sluts. | ||
| I don't like face paint. | ||
| I don't like jump scares, scary movies, gore, drinking. | ||
| And there's too much of that on Halloween. | ||
| So it's kind of a mixed bag for me. | ||
| I don't really know what to do to celebrate because I'm too old to trick-or-treat, probably. | ||
| So I can't do that. | ||
| But I'm also too young at heart to go and be a slut and Because I feel like that's what people do. | ||
| They go, and I don't have a good physique. | ||
| I have a chubby little belly. | ||
| I have no arms. | ||
| So I can't really even take advantage. | ||
| A lot of these guys, they get all jacked up, juiced up, and then they get to go and take their shirt off and be whatever. | ||
| Sexy, whatever. | ||
| I don't get to do that. | ||
| I have nothing to work with here. | ||
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What am I going to be? | |
| Tony Soprano? | ||
| Not even. | ||
| Uh, I'm gonna be the revolting slob from Crash Box. | ||
| I'm gonna be there. | ||
| That's a deep cut. | ||
| That's a deep cut. | ||
| I'm gonna be the revolting slob from Crash Box. | ||
| So I can't do that. | ||
| I don't drink. | ||
| And I fucking hate face paint. | ||
| And I hate dressing up. | ||
| So... | ||
| Anyway, I like to drive around. | ||
| I like to look at the decorations. | ||
| I like to drink my pumpkin spice, but that's about it. | ||
| You know, that's about it. | ||
| I really like the fall more. | ||
| I like the vibes. | ||
| But the festivities, I don't go in for the festivities. | ||
| But anyway, all right. | ||
| So we're gonna jump in. | ||
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We got... | |
| We got Keith Woods. | ||
| I gotta figure out how we're gonna link up with him. | ||
| We're gonna be playing Phasmophobia. | ||
| It's a ghost game. | ||
| Let me know if you can... | ||
| Um... | ||
| Let me know if you can see enough of the screen. | ||
| If I need to shrink my camera so you can see more of the game. | ||
| Because people were complaining about that last time. | ||
| So I'm gonna jump on multiplayer here. | ||
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The hunters asking for help. | |
| And let's take a look. | ||
| I wonder if... | ||
| Okay, you guys are Crash Out Nick. | ||
| I wonder who that's for. | ||
| I wonder what that's directed at. | ||
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I wonder if there's anybody else trying to... | |
| Unless that's just a coincidence. | ||
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Unless that's just a crazy coincidence. | |
| No, but I'm probably... | ||
| I'm going to start a private room... | ||
| I'm going to hide the desktop so that you can't see the code. | ||
| and then I'm going to give it to Keith, okay? | ||
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All right, let me see. | |
| Invite code. | ||
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Oh, what? | |
| How does this work? | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| Okay, I'm going to text it to Keith. | ||
| We'll bring him in. | ||
| This is going to be good. | ||
| This is going to be good stuff. | ||
| I don't know if I've got to explain the game to him or what. | ||
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But we'll see. | |
| Join my lobby with code. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, so we'll see if he gets the message, if he's going to join us. | ||
| I don't think you could see it now. | ||
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Yeah, okay, so we should be good. | |
| We're gonna be doing the challenge mode. | ||
| So how many of you guys, do you guys familiar with the game Phasmophobia? | ||
| This is like one of my favorite games of all time. | ||
| I play it. | ||
| I used to play it a lot more, not so much now. | ||
| But it's a ghost hunting game. | ||
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We hunt ghosts. | |
| And I'll probably be explaining it to Keith Brooks. | ||
| I don't know what this does. | ||
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What did I just do? | |
| What did that do? | ||
| What the fuck did that do? | ||
| Hang on, look. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| They're doing some kind of event right now. | ||
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Let's see. | |
| Blood Moon... | ||
| Blood Moon Event. | ||
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Okay. | |
| The Blood Moon is rising. | ||
| It's empowering paranormal entities. | ||
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Take care. | |
| They're stronger than ever. | ||
| As a community, identify ghosts correctly. | ||
| Photograph totems. | ||
| Once the stage is complete, interact with the blood altar to receive your rewards. | ||
| Ooh, so I got an ID card. | ||
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Sweet. | |
| There's other events going on as well. | ||
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But I don't think we're going to do that today. | |
| Hey, where is... | ||
| Hey, there he is! | ||
| Hey! | ||
|
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Hey, what's going on? | |
| Hey, can you hear me? | ||
|
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Can you hear me? | |
| Yeah, can you hear me? | ||
| Yeah, I can hear you. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Let's go! | ||
| Happy Halloween! | ||
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Yeah, you too, man. | |
| Happy Halloween. | ||
| Thanks, man. | ||
|
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I'm excited to play this game. | |
| Are you excited? | ||
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I am. | |
| I've been practicing. | ||
| I got up to level 7. | ||
| I caught a couple of ghosts. | ||
| Yeah, I can see that. | ||
| I can tell you're excited by the tenor of your voice. | ||
| I can tell. | ||
| You couldn't conceal it. | ||
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Can't lose aura. | |
| You must not lose aura. | ||
| It'd be catastrophic Halloween if we all lost aura. | ||
| I would lose aura by being in proximity to that. | ||
|
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I can hear you walking. | |
| Are you on the map right now? | ||
| I'm just seeing the lobby. | ||
| I'm circling. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm just circling around you. | ||
| I'm in the- I'm in the lobby. | ||
|
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Oh, hey. | |
| Hey, what up? | ||
| Yeah, it's proximity. | ||
| Here, so why don't we- let's just start the game. | ||
| Let's do the challenge mode. | ||
| So the challenge mode is there's no evidence. | ||
| Are you familiar with this? | ||
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No. | |
| Okay, so do you basically know the rules of the game? | ||
| Yeah, I know the game. | ||
|
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I've caught ghosts. | |
| Okay, cool. | ||
| So, in this challenge mode, it's going to give us no evidences. | ||
| So there will be no freezing temps, no dots. | ||
| We just have to go by the ghost's abilities. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| What? | ||
| Yes. | ||
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But this is how we level up. | |
| What? | ||
| But I don't know any of the ghosts. | ||
| That's why you're going to need to lean on me a little bit, but I'll help you, okay? | ||
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Sounds like I'll have to lean on you a lot. | |
| Yeah, it'll be good though, trust. | ||
| Alright, here we go. | ||
| Okay, so... | ||
| Alright, let's see what our challenge is. | ||
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We got... | |
| Get an average sanity below 25%, prevent the ghost from hunting with a crucifix, detect a paranormal sound with a microphone. | ||
| Okay, so... | ||
| You know, normally you determine the ghost with evidence. | ||
| You get, you know, three pieces of evidence. | ||
| This one, we have to just go by the ghost's different abilities. | ||
| So, for example, the spirit, the most common ghost, the spirit's ability is that, well, rather, its weakness is that if you smudge it, if you light a smudge stick near it, It cannot initiate a hunt for three minutes. | ||
| So if it initiates a hunt within three minutes after being smudged, we know it's not a spirit. | ||
| And so on and so forth. | ||
| So we have to find the ghost room, complete the challenges, and then we're really just going to have to trigger a hunt. | ||
| That's really going to be the main object, is to trigger a hunt, because that's the main way we're going to be able to tell what the ghost is. | ||
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What should I pack? | |
| There's no fuse box, so get a flashlight. | ||
| Yeah, EMF is good. | ||
| I'm going to get a thermometer. | ||
| And why don't you pick up a... | ||
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Why don't you pick up a... | |
| What would be good? | ||
| Maybe a crucifix. | ||
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Did I say that already? | |
| No, you got, yeah, EMF, flashlight, crucifix. | ||
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That's a good loadout. | |
| Alright, here we go. | ||
| This game might be a bit dry for viewers, I think, so perhaps we should break it up with some Halloween trivia. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| Uh-oh, and who's going to host that? | ||
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You? | |
| Well, we could take it at turns. | ||
| And what's that? | ||
| I don't have any trivia questions prepared. | ||
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Well, for example, do you know why people wear masks on Halloween? | |
| No. | ||
| Why? | ||
| It was because on the Halloween festival, they thought all the spirits would come out, so if you wanted to walk around outside, you had to pretend to be one of the evil spirits so you wouldn't get kidnapped and taken to the other world. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| That is interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I did, yeah. | ||
| You two told me. | ||
| You're sort of like a Halloween expert, huh? | ||
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I wouldn't say that. | |
| I've done my research for this stream. | ||
| Oh, you came prepared. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Well, you know, Faz is, uh... | ||
| I wouldn't say it's the most exciting game to watch, would you? | ||
| Everyone hates on this game, but I love it. | ||
| It's only exciting if people actually, you know, go for the ghost. | ||
| If you're just like a pussy and you don't actually go for the ghost, then it's super boring. | ||
| I gotta turn on my br- I've got this big light shining on my face. | ||
| I can barely see the game. | ||
| I'm gonna turn on my brightness. | ||
| Oh, it's already way up. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Very dark, mob. | ||
| Oh, also, do you not use your walkie-talkie by holding B? That way I can hear you anywhere we are on the map. | ||
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Hold B. Yeah, like that. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Alright, let's see. | ||
| You have your EMF on? | ||
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It's on, yeah. | |
| Oh, it touched something here. | ||
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Come in here, come in here. | |
| Oh. | ||
| Is it on? | ||
| Brother. | ||
| Not getting anything. | ||
| It definitely touched something in here, but you're a little late. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, hold it over here. | ||
| It threw this, it threw this. | ||
| This is the ghost room. | ||
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Oh, getting something there. | |
| This is the ghost room. | ||
| Number two. | ||
| We have a two. | ||
| Alright, let's get our equipment set up in here. | ||
|
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Let me think, what are we gonna need? | |
| Put the crucifix down, yeah. | ||
| Put it down anywhere. | ||
| And throw the EMF down too. | ||
|
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Shouldn't I check if we can get like an EMF-5? | |
| Wouldn't that narrow it down? | ||
| No, because that's evidence. | ||
| There's no evidence. | ||
|
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But you're trying to narrow down the ghosts, right? | |
| And only some of them give you MF5. | ||
| Yeah, but that's a no evidence round. | ||
| So the ghost will not give any evidence. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| The ghost is only going to use abilities, and it will give no evidence. | ||
| So Spirit Box is useless. | ||
| Notebook is useless. | ||
| We're going to need things like video cameras, parabolic mic, candles. | ||
| So I'm going to bring in a video camera. | ||
| Why don't you bring in some salt, bring in a candle. | ||
| We should take some sanity pills too. | ||
|
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Where's you got the salt? | |
| Oh, it's right here. | ||
| This brown stuff. | ||
| Or cut. | ||
| Chat. | ||
| Chat, I think we're cooked. | ||
|
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That's okay. | |
| This is the challenge mode. | ||
| This is kind of an advanced challenge for advanced ghost hunters. | ||
| I'm looking for orbs right now. | ||
| I'm looking for orbs. | ||
| Because a mimic's ability is orbs. | ||
| Oh, it just touched that door! | ||
|
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Oh, it just tried to hunt! | |
| You have to leave the EMF on, Keith! | ||
| You have to leave it on when you put it down! | ||
| Alright, let's see. | ||
|
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Okay, I'm glad. | |
| It's pretty active. | ||
| A lot of activity. | ||
| A lot of ghost activity right now. | ||
| We need more equipment. | ||
| I'm going to get another crucifix. | ||
| Did you drop the salt in there? | ||
|
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Did not. | |
| Okay, you got to drop the equipment in there. | ||
| Otherwise, you know, it's like a wasted trip. | ||
| It hunted with 45% average sanity, which is somewhat high. | ||
| So it could be... | ||
| I don't know the thresholds anymore, but that's like demon... | ||
| Demon territory, I think. | ||
| Most ghosts, I think they start hunting at below 40 or 30%. | ||
|
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Let's see. | |
| We'll do another crucifix. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Okay, let's take some pills. | ||
| Can you take some sandy pills, please? | ||
|
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Can you pick up the sandy pills and eat them? | |
| The sanity pills. | ||
|
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The box of pills. | |
| There you go. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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Um... | |
| Okay, cool. | ||
| Do you have a candle? | ||
| Hello? | ||
|
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Hello? | |
| Do you have... | ||
| Turn your mic on. | ||
|
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It's on. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Get a candle and salt. | ||
| Do you have candle and salt? | ||
|
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I have both of those. | |
| I took both of those unprompted, actually. | ||
| Okay, cool. | ||
| Alright, now bring them into the room. | ||
| Firmly grasp it, and then you gotta drop it in the room. | ||
| Oh, the phone's ringing. | ||
| Dude, this is crazy active. | ||
| I'm thinking demon, dude. | ||
| I'm tentatively gonna say, put the candle down, please, with a G. Throw candle and salt down with G. Thank you. | ||
|
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I'll put this here. | |
| And where's the salt? | ||
| Salt, please. | ||
| There it is, okay. | ||
| Wait, I just tossed the salt down. | ||
| I don't, uh... | ||
| Now you get it. | ||
| You're good, you're good. | ||
| We got it. | ||
| It touched the phone over here. | ||
| So I'm gonna put salt. | ||
| And here. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Cold temps. | ||
| Alright, let me... | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| It's an event. | ||
| Shit, I need my camera. | ||
|
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There we go. | |
| Fuck! | ||
| I missed it. | ||
| Here we go, here we go. | ||
| Where is it? | ||
| Ghost photo. | ||
| Dude, this thing is so aggre- It's trying to weaken my sanity so it can hunt. | ||
| This is a very aggressive ghost. | ||
| I'm thinking demon. | ||
| Yeah, I can hear you. | ||
|
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Let's go. | |
| Three star ghost photo. | ||
| That's me. | ||
| My body's different. | ||
| I'm built different. | ||
| Yo, so... | ||
| So I'm thinking... | ||
| Okay, so... | ||
| I think it's a... | ||
|
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I'm thinking demon. | |
| Super aggressive. | ||
| It's throwing stuff. | ||
| Although I can hunt at any sanity level, so maybe not a demon. | ||
|
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It might be... | |
| could it be an Oni it's possible it's an Oni We can rule out... | ||
| It's not a Shade. | ||
| We can rule out... | ||
| It's not a phantom. | ||
| I don't think it's a yuri. | ||
| We just need to see it hunt. | ||
| That's going to give us a good idea. | ||
| So why don't we go in there, let's trigger a hunt. | ||
| We're going to have to get our sanity down very low. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Let's go find a hiding spot. | ||
| Take a smudge stick with you. | ||
|
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Demons are pretty aggressive. | |
| They're less aggressive around the crucifix, right? | ||
| But he was pretty aggressive when we put it down. | ||
| Well, all it means is that a crucifix has an expanded range with demons, I'm pretty sure. | ||
| But thing is, though, a demon can hunt at any sanity level, so if it was a demon, it would have hunted already. | ||
| It's trying to lower... | ||
| By manifesting, it tried to lower our sanity to get it below a certain threshold so that it could hunt. | ||
| A demon wouldn't do that. | ||
| I think it's an oni. | ||
| Onis do that. | ||
| They're very active. | ||
| And the thing is about an oni... | ||
| Oh, you know what? | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| You might have to be the bait. | ||
| And I'll tell you why. | ||
| So an oni has a... | ||
| Very slow blinking speed, meaning that when it's hunting, you know how it disappears and reappears? | ||
| It's basically visible the entire time. | ||
| That's how you distinguish it. | ||
| So someone has to watch it on the cameras to determine that. | ||
| So you might have to go in and be the bait. | ||
|
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Okay, what camera do you want me to use? | |
| No, I'll watch it on this video camera. | ||
| We should deploy another video camera, and then you gotta be the bait. | ||
| So I'll take another sanity pill. | ||
| We'll throw another camera down in the area where he could see it better, like upstairs. | ||
|
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and then I'll run out and you're gonna have to be the bait. | |
| Here we go, guys. | ||
| We're confronting the ghost. | ||
|
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Um, I'll show you a hiding spot to go to. | |
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| It's hunting. | ||
| Oh, no, it just broke the light. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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We're good. | |
| So just, um... | ||
|
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Yo, where you at? | |
| Oh shit. | ||
| It's hunting. | ||
| It's hunting. | ||
| Sounds fast. | ||
| Oh, I can't roll that out. | ||
| Is it over? | ||
| Oh, I can't roll that out. | ||
| Guys, is it over? | ||
| It's over. | ||
| The hunt's over. | ||
| Yo, Keith, are you alive? | ||
| Yo, Keith, are you alive? | ||
|
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Keith, are you there? | |
| I think he died. | ||
| Yeah, I think... | ||
| Yeah, he died. | ||
| Oh, yeah, you hate to see it. | ||
| And you hate to see that. | ||
|
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Yeah, you really hate to see that. | |
| I mean... | ||
| Oh no, is he gonna crash out on me? | ||
|
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I shouldn't have laughed. | |
| You think that's funny? | ||
| You think that's something to laugh about? | ||
| Hey Myron, you think that's a joke? | ||
| You think that's something to laugh about? | ||
| Oops. | ||
| It sounded fast! | ||
| We gotta do more hunts, more hunts. | ||
| That's the only way. | ||
| Keith, if you're listening, if you can hear me, I'm gonna make it hunt a couple more times. | ||
|
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That sounded fast to me. | |
| I haven't played this game in a minute, so my ear isn't in tune to the average speed. | ||
|
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Hmm. | |
| Could be Amoroi. | ||
|
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Could be Amoroi. | |
| It could be... | ||
| Because if it's faster than average, I think it's faster than average. | ||
| I think I need one more hunt to confirm that. | ||
|
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I'm gonna wait here. | |
| I'm going to wait here for another hunt. | ||
|
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It's normal speed. | |
| It didn't sound like normal speed. | ||
| a slightly above average. | ||
| Hantu or Morton? | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| No. | ||
| definitely not. | ||
| Eyebrow. | ||
| Are we gonna get a hunt or what? | ||
| Yo! | ||
| Hunt! | ||
| Hunt! | ||
| We wanna hunt! | ||
| It's not a wraith. | ||
| It is, it looks like freezing temps, so probably, uh, it could be a hunt, too. | ||
|
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It'll be a hidden evidence. | |
| Hmm. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Lemme get... | ||
| Let me get some salt to slow it down. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No hunt. | ||
| I'm at zero percent. | ||
| I should keep the flashlight. | ||
| I'll just hang out in there. | ||
| I'll just hang out. | ||
|
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I'll just hang out. | |
| Now, no hunt. | ||
| you It's making me think it's an oni. | ||
| I'm going in. | ||
| Where's my pear pollock? | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| Here? | ||
| Let me get another smudge. | ||
| How did Keith die? | ||
| he must not know where the hiding spots are. | ||
| I think it's definitely a yokai or an oni because it's only active when I'm nearby. | ||
|
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Hunt! | |
| Hunt! | ||
| Oh wait, shit, I don't have a lighter. | ||
| Oh, no, I do. | ||
| What's its name? | ||
| Heather Alexander, Heather Alexander, Heather Alexander. | ||
|
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Brad. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| and the crowd goes mild all right chat What's your guess? | ||
|
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What's your guess? | |
| Are we going with... | ||
| Oni? | ||
| Are we going with... | ||
|
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Oni? | |
| Demon? | ||
| Spirit? | ||
|
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I tried to hunt again. | |
| Yo-kai. | ||
| I'm thinking it's either Yokai, Oni... | ||
|
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Or... | |
| It's definitely... | ||
| I don't think it's a demon. | ||
|
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I think it's, um... | |
| Yo! | ||
| Okay, well, it's definitely not a spirit. | ||
|
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Shit, dude. | |
| If it tries to hunt... | ||
| I think it's a Yokai. | ||
| It's mad that I'm talking. | ||
| It's mad that I'm talking. | ||
|
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Test, test, test, test, test. | |
| Ah! | ||
| Oh shit, that was just an event! | ||
|
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Okay, I wasted a smudge. | |
| That scared me. | ||
| That's okay. | ||
| It's okay, we'll just come right back. | ||
| Alright, are you a yokai? | ||
| Are you a yokai? | ||
| Are you an oni? | ||
|
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I think it's materializing. | |
| I think it's manifesting. | ||
| I need one more hunt, though, to tell if it's average speed or not. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| Because I still don't know. | ||
| Heather Alexander! | ||
| Heather Alexander! | ||
| Show yourself! | ||
| Bruh, this nigga will not hunt. | ||
| I'm thinking, oh, that means it's not an oni, that was a spirit ball. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| It's getting less active. | ||
| So maybe it's a fae. | ||
|
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Hmm. | |
| People are saying yokai. | ||
| Pontoer Moroy. | ||
| Alright, whatever. | ||
| This ghost sucks. | ||
| I'm gonna guess... | ||
| Based on the evidence, it's not a poltergeist, not a rave, not a banshee. | ||
| It'd be more vocal. | ||
| It's not a djinn. | ||
| Not a gorio. | ||
| I don't think twins. | ||
|
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Not mimic. | |
| Not a baki. | ||
| Not definitely not. | ||
| Well, it was kind of quiet. | ||
|
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It could be a mile line. | |
| Now It's definitely, I feel like it was faster, but I can't, I'm not sure. | ||
|
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Yeah, I'm thinking it's a thing. | |
| I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say fae. | ||
|
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Alright. | |
| Yeah, let's just get out of here. | ||
| We can get Keith back in the game. | ||
| It's a wild guess. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
|
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We'll see if it pays off. | |
| Dude, what? | ||
| That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. | ||
| Hey, what up? | ||
| Hey, are you there? | ||
|
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Dude, he probably left. | |
| Hey, what's up? | ||
|
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You're way off. | |
| I know! | ||
| Well, you know, you can't really test for mayor because there's no fuse box in the challenge mode. | ||
| So you can't turn lights on. | ||
| Why don't we just do... | ||
| let's just do a regular round. | ||
| That way it's not, because the no evidence is kind of bullshit, to be honest with you. | ||
|
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Yeah, I think it's very confusing for your viewers as well, I would assume. | |
| Yeah, I think you might be right. | ||
| Alright, let's see. | ||
| Your plan for an audience of one. | ||
| Which is who? | ||
| Yourself. | ||
| Hmm, that's true. | ||
| Okay, let's buy some equipment. | ||
| Let's see, we got... | ||
| Nick, you have jack-o'-lanterns in the U.S., correct? | ||
| Yeah, we do. | ||
| Now, do you know the origin story of the jack-o'-lantern? | ||
| No, please tell me. | ||
|
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Well, as the story goes, there was once a very stingy, selfish man named Jack... | |
| In Ireland he lived. | ||
| He was so miserable and so stingy at this old drunk that they called him Stingy Jack. | ||
| One dark Halloween night, Jack ran into the devil himself in a local pub here in Ireland. | ||
| The kind of person that Jack was, he actually tried to trick the devil into buying him a drink. | ||
| He offered his soul, his own soul, in exchange for one last drink. | ||
| Can you hear me? | ||
| Yeah, I can hear you, yeah. | ||
| Are we playing? | ||
| Yeah, I'm just adding equipment to the shop. | ||
| Just get on with the story. | ||
| I'm invested in the story here. | ||
|
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He offered his own soul just for a drink. | |
| The kind of man Jack was. | ||
| He turned himself into a sixpence. | ||
| But Jack... | ||
| And as he was cunning, he put the sixpence in his pocket next to a crucifix, forcing the devil to grant him a wish. | ||
| Now, many years later, the devil happened upon Jack again. | ||
| Offered the devil an apple before he took his soul to hell. | ||
| And so the devil climbed a tree to take this apple, and Jack surrounded the tree with crucifixes again, trapping the devil. | ||
| So Jack made another deal with the devil. | ||
| This time the agreement was that Jack's soul would never enter the gates of hell. | ||
| The devil, being in the predicament that he was, agreed to this demand. | ||
| Years later, when Stingy Jack died, he was rejected from the gates of heaven by St. | ||
| Peter for the terrible life he'd lived. | ||
| So, he went down to hell, but of course, seeing as they had this agreement, he was refused entry to the gates of hell as well. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Well, the devil, having some... | ||
| Some bit of sympathy for Jack tossed him a single piece of coal and confining him to purgatory, to the realm between heaven and hell, he gave him just a single chunk of coal to light his way for eternity. | ||
| Jack wanders around, stingy Jack wanders around with the head of a turnip on his way, lit up by a single piece of coal from hell. | ||
| And so the legend goes, you know, you see the Will-O'-The-Wisp at night, maybe on a dark Halloween night, and there is Stingy Jack of the Lantern, Jack of the Lantern, letting up with his single piece of coal. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| Let me start the game and I'll tell you my thoughts. | ||
| That was something. | ||
| So wait, so why does he have a... | ||
| How does he get a pumpkin head? | ||
|
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How did that happen? | |
| Well, it was originally a turnip, but when Irish immigrants moved to the US, the turnip became a pumpkin for whatever reason. | ||
| But why did he have a turnip as a head? | ||
|
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I don't get that still. | |
| I'm not sure of that part of the story, actually. | ||
| Okay, isn't that like the important part? | ||
|
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The important part is the chunk of coal that he was tossed. | |
| And what's the lantern? | ||
| The coal is the lantern? | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| The coal lights up its way. | ||
| Sort of an interesting story. | ||
| I feel like we're missing some of the key details, though. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| You hear that? | ||
| It just touched the door. | ||
| Do you have an EMF? No. | ||
|
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Which door? | |
| I have a notebook. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Let me just look at the thermometer and we'll see. | ||
| Oh, there's our bone. | ||
| If you know which door it was, I can check footprints. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| That's why we need EMF. Oh, we got magic mirror? | ||
|
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|
Let's just use that. | |
| Okay, why don't we just toss our shit? | ||
| We'll just use the magic mirror. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| It kind of raises more... | ||
| That story kind of raises more questions than it provides answers, to be honest with you. | ||
|
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I don't think the explanation for the turnip is part of the story, though. | |
| I think I have given you the full story there. | ||
| But a jack-o'-lantern is the pumpkin head. | ||
| Like, what else is jack-o'-lantern other than a pumpkin with a fucking light in it? | ||
|
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Well, it used to be a turnip. | |
| Okay, but you didn't- you didn't provide the explanation for the pumpkin or the turnip. | ||
|
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In the old country it was a turnip. | |
| In the old country! | ||
|
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Is it still a turnip over there? | |
| Oh no, we've imported the pumpkin there. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Dude, why are you putting salt down? | ||
|
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If the ghost steps in it, we'll know where the salt was. | |
| Yeah, but you put that down once you determine the ghost room. | ||
| I will now use the magic mirror to determine this. | ||
|
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Whoa. | |
| I've never seen that before. | ||
| Don't pick it up. | ||
| It could lead to bad things. | ||
| Okay, I know where it is now. | ||
| I think it's definitely this bedroom. | ||
| Yeah, this was the door he touched. | ||
| It's in here. | ||
|
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It's in the nursery. | |
| So let's put all our equipment in there. | ||
| I'm not getting any MF reading. | ||
| Exit. | ||
| There's no activity yet. | ||
| Also, I don't know if you have an on, even. | ||
|
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|
Let's see. | |
| Yeah, it's definitely in here. | ||
|
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Temperature's going down. | |
| Let's see. | ||
| Did something just move? | ||
| Okay, ghost event is done. | ||
| It closed the door on me, so it could be a Yuri. | ||
|
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We got EMF. We get five? | |
| No, EMF four. | ||
| It just did an event when I was in here. | ||
|
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|
Gotta get my camera for next time. | |
| Or does this guy have the camera? | ||
| Rorah, do you have the camera? | ||
|
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|
No, I don't have it. | |
| You sure? | ||
| It's at the door. | ||
| It's between those two doors right here to some... | ||
| Where? | ||
| Bruh, it's not here. | ||
| You definitely have it. | ||
|
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|
Alright, you know what? | |
| I have it. | ||
| Dude, stop taking pictures! | ||
| There's only so many! | ||
|
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|
Yes. | |
| Now you're just sabotaging the game for content. | ||
| Now you're just sabotaging the round. | ||
|
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|
There we go. | |
| bros taking pictures outside the fucking investigation area. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| What is that noise? | ||
| Is that you? | ||
| Is that you opening your journal? | ||
|
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|
All right, let's do a ghost spirit box. | |
| Yeah, I'd put it on the ground. | ||
| Oh, touching stuff. | ||
| Touch this door. | ||
| Oh, fingerprints! | ||
|
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|
W. We got UV evidence. | |
| Now let's see what the... | ||
| Did this fucker take the thermometer? | ||
| Did you take the thermometer? | ||
| No, it's right here. | ||
|
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|
What did you call me? | |
| We got UV. | ||
|
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|
What? | |
| What? | ||
| All right, we got UV evidence. | ||
|
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|
Let's see. | |
| We got...footprint. | ||
| Let's see, what could we be working with here? | ||
| Let me get a film camera, we'll see if it's, um... | ||
|
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Yeah, it's... | |
| Another fingerprint. | ||
| Let me get a photo camera. | ||
| Where's the... | ||
| Dude, what this... | ||
| Dude, where's the video camera? | ||
|
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Do you have it? | |
| Good. | ||
| Hi, bro. | ||
| Kid. | ||
| Give video camera. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Let's see if we have orbs. | ||
| Uh, no. | ||
| Not right now. | ||
| Hang on. | ||
| Orbs. | ||
| We got orbs. | ||
| Could be a mimic, though. | ||
| Could be a mimic. | ||
| Let's just be on the lookout. | ||
|
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|
Those orbs and ultraviolet we have, yeah. | |
| Yes. | ||
| So let's see. | ||
| Doesn't look like it's going to be freezing temps, so probably not a hot two. | ||
| We're going to be looking for EMF5 or dots. | ||
|
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|
Unless it's a... | |
| mimic. | ||
| In which case, we're gonna get spirit box. | ||
| And freezing. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| How cool. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| We can see how it hunts. | ||
| I don't have a pair of bombs. | ||
| Uh, you press F with a... | ||
| There you go. | ||
| You got it. | ||
| What do you mean, what's it testing for? | ||
| You're checking if it goes out. | ||
| Yeah, that's one thing you could use it for. | ||
| I hear DMF, Reader. | ||
| Yeah, let's take a look. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| strolling stuff out there. | ||
| There it is! | ||
| Dots! | ||
| Got it on dots. | ||
|
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|
It's a banshee. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Investigation finished. | ||
|
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|
Nice. | |
| Let's see. | ||
| What else can we... | ||
| Get a picture of. | ||
| Um, I guess that's fine, whatever. | ||
| Alright, that's good enough for me. | ||
| Someone in the chat says, Nick, have you considered not eating seed oils? | ||
|
unidentified
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Great stuff. | |
| Great chat today. | ||
| That's good advice, actually. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You got Banshee circled? | ||
|
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No. | |
| Alright, circle it. | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| We gotta level up so we can do Nightmare. | ||
|
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What's Nightmare? | |
| It's just more difficult. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's loads of XP. | ||
| Blood Moon is calling to me. | ||
| Alright, here we go. | ||
| Level 20 to get to professional? | ||
| Let's do... | ||
| Let's do Ridgeview, we'll get more money. | ||
|
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I'll get more equipment for us here. | |
| Let's see, why don't we get why don't we get some more... | ||
| Get some incense. | ||
| We'll get more salt. | ||
| And we'll get more igniters. | ||
| Okay! | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| You ready? | ||
|
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Sweet. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Uh, this... | ||
| You got EMF? Alright, cool. | ||
| These boxes in garage start there | ||
|
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Yeah for the most part *Sigh* | |
| Oh, that's our cursed object. | ||
| *Sigh* What do you | ||
| think of this game, Keith? - Peace. | ||
| I'm enjoying it. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| Chat is hating on it. | ||
| Half the chat hates the game. | ||
|
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It's a tough one to translate for streaming, I think. | |
| I'm saying it's too boring. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Yo, use your EMF. | ||
| I think I heard it open a door down the hallway. | ||
| What do you think, chat? | ||
| W or L game? | ||
| Post W if you think it's a W game. | ||
| post-L if you think it's an L game. | ||
|
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You have your EMF on? | |
| Hello? | ||
| I have EMF on. | ||
| Hello? | ||
| Oh, it threw that basketball, dude. | ||
| It threw that basketball. | ||
| It's in this hallway, I think. | ||
| Use your fucking EMF! Why do you carry the EMF? You gotta actually look, dude. | ||
|
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Oh my goodness. | |
| No, something moved. | ||
| It threw something. | ||
| It's in this hallway somewhere. | ||
| I'm looking for the bone right now, okay? | ||
| But it's through something. | ||
| You gotta find which room it's in. | ||
| I'm looking for the bone. | ||
| It's definitely up here, though. | ||
|
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The ghost. | |
| Dude, this nigga. | ||
| Really, dude? | ||
| Asshole turned off the fuse box. | ||
| I turned off the fuse box. | ||
| I'm gonna turn it back on. | ||
| Chat's mixed. | ||
| It looks like more W's than L's. | ||
|
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So we'll keep going. | |
| Vo- it's a vocal minority. | ||
| Outspoken minority hates the game. | ||
|
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What the f***? | |
| Dude, this f***ing asshole. | ||
| Yeah, he keeps turning off the power. | ||
|
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Where's our bone, dude? | |
| Where's the bone? | ||
| It must be in the basement. | ||
| I have VMF4. | ||
| Where? | ||
|
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What room? | |
| Bedroom upstairs. | ||
| Cold temperatures as well. | ||
| Why don't I come up briefly? | ||
| Just shot to 4 and then disappeared. | ||
| Are we being hunted right now? | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| You know what the problem was? | ||
| What? | ||
| I think I turned off the EMF reader. | ||
| Yeah, that'll do it. | ||
| That'll do it. | ||
| That'll do it every time. | ||
|
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Yeah, dude. | |
| WTF? No bone. | ||
|
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This is in the front and I missed it? | |
| Yo, where are you? | ||
| In here? | ||
| I got the EMF reading 4 in here. | ||
| Alright, let's set up our investigation here. | ||
| I couldn't find the bone. | ||
| Oh, it just touched this... | ||
| get the EMF on that. | ||
|
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Yeah, it's that like tree on the EMF on that. | |
| The door touched. *Click* That probably means it's moving, right? | ||
| Uh, well, yeah, it means it's roaming. | ||
| It's Lestis Room. | ||
| I can only leave after a hunt. | ||
| Oh, we got orbs. | ||
| Okay, that's a ghost ball, which means it's not an Oni. | ||
|
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|
We might get freezing. | |
| Maybe not. | ||
| Alright, we need more equipment we need more equipment up there. | ||
| Why don't you get... | ||
| Can you get the book and the dots? | ||
|
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|
pen. | |
| Yeah, so we got ghost orbs up there. | ||
| Could be a mimic. | ||
| Could be real. | ||
| Turned on everything. | ||
| Whoops. | ||
| Bruh, okay. | ||
| Alright, let's try Spirit Box. | ||
|
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|
*sad music* How old are you? | |
| Where are you? | ||
| Are you a boy? | ||
| Are you near? | ||
|
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Oh, it's just trying to hunt! | |
| We're good, we're good. | ||
| We're good, we're good. | ||
| Damn, the DMF reading. | ||
| We need another crucifix though. | ||
| We gotta see what our sanity's at. | ||
| I think our sanity's pretty high. | ||
|
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|
Let's see. | |
| Yeah, but it wasn't a hunt. | ||
|
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|
I tried to hunt. | |
| What's up, sir? | ||
| Hunt it. | ||
| The crucifix. - Yes. | ||
| Hmm, hmm, hmm. | ||
| We could also get the incense and get a match. | ||
|
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Don't light the incense, though. | |
| Do not light the incense. | ||
| Do not right-click the incense. | ||
| Yeah, right-click, I guess. | ||
| Oh, I turned power off. | ||
| shit. | ||
| I got the power. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He's just scared. | ||
| He doesn't care about the power, he's just scared. | ||
| Oh, it just tried to hunt again immediately! | ||
| How old are you? | ||
|
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|
Where are you? | |
| Are you a boy? | ||
| Are you a girl? | ||
| Are you French? | ||
|
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|
Are you young? | |
| Are you old? | ||
| Dude, this thing's gonna fucking kill me. | ||
| Super aggressive. | ||
| It just tried to hunt again. | ||
| We have no crucifix. | ||
| You got the smudge. | ||
| I'm gonna get some more equipment. | ||
|
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|
Hmm. | |
| I will get a... | ||
| We really... | ||
| We got nothing. | ||
| We got nothing here. | ||
| Well, it's not freezing temps. | ||
|
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|
I don't think it's... | |
| Spirit Box. | ||
| It could be a yokai. | ||
| It's getting really mad every time I talk. | ||
| If I had to guess, I would just go with that. | ||
|
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|
Um... | |
| Yeah, we gotta see how it hunts. | ||
| Can I actually have the, um... | ||
|
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|
Smudge, please? | |
| If you still have it. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Let's just go in, let's listen to how it hunts. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We're gonna trigger a hunt. | |
| Oh, we have the, um... | ||
|
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|
We have the voodoo doll, too. | |
| I'm gonna grab the voodoo doll. | ||
| Ah, no. | ||
| We're gonna trigger a hunt and we're gonna listen to it. | ||
|
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|
Oh, it's hunting. | |
| Over here! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Over here! | |
| I'm over here! | ||
| I'm over here! | ||
| It should be hunting. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh no, Keith just died, I think. | |
| Yo, are you there? | ||
| Keith died. | ||
| It's hunting! | ||
|
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|
I did not die. | |
| Now it's hunting. | ||
| I don't think I'm in a good location. | ||
| I'm gonna die. | ||
| Are you alive? | ||
| Hello? | ||
| Hello. | ||
| He's gonna get killed. | ||
| that he's attracting the ghost to him. | ||
| Alright, is it over? | ||
| I think it's over. | ||
| Yo Keith you alive Yeah, I think it's over Yeah, it's over. | ||
|
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|
Hello? | |
| Yeah, the hunt is over. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You can come out now. | |
| Haha, no, it started! | ||
| Oh, no, that's good. | ||
|
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|
There he is. | |
| Hey. | ||
| Uh, yeah, that sounded normal. | ||
| That was normal speed, so... | ||
| Can rule out Thay, Raiju... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Um, can we rule out Revenant? | |
| Yeah, we can. | ||
|
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|
We can rule out... | |
| What's that? | ||
| He's gonna die doing that. | ||
| We have no protection. | ||
| We have spirit writing. | ||
| Oh wow, okay. | ||
|
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|
*Sigh* Okay. | |
| Yeah, we have ghostwriting? | ||
| We have ghostwriting, are you sure? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| All right. | ||
| Then it's a mayor. | ||
|
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|
Mayor again, how about it? | |
| How about it? | ||
|
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|
indeed yeah you got a mark yeah Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's got to be a mare, because we got orbs and writing, and it was definitely not a rev or a thay, so... | ||
| Could be a thing, but that would be kind of, well, no, it's definitely not. | ||
|
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|
Yeah! | |
| Alright! | ||
| Wow, W. Keith, you clutched up. | ||
| You truly clutched up. | ||
|
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I must be so captivate. | |
| I must be so captivating to watch. | ||
| Hey, you can't hate on the stream. | ||
| You can't hate on the stream that you're on. | ||
|
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|
I'm serious. | |
| That was drama. | ||
| I had the Eureka moment at the last second and bravely ran to retrieve the spirit writing. | ||
| Yeah, that was. | ||
|
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|
That was the Eureka moment. | |
| W, Eureka. | ||
| Let me give us some more gear. | ||
| We'll jump back in. | ||
| We'll play a couple more rounds and I'll play... | ||
| I've been playing this game for like an hour, so play a couple more. | ||
|
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|
Let's see. | |
| What's your favorite map? | ||
| Oh, it's gotta be Edgefield. | ||
| Or Willow. | ||
| Which one's the one I like? | ||
| Tanglewood. | ||
| Tanglewood. | ||
| Tanglewood's the one I like the best. | ||
|
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That's like the intro one, isn't it? | |
| Like the small house. | ||
| Yeah, it's classic. | ||
| We'll buy more incense this time. | ||
| And we'll do... | ||
|
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|
Does the walkie-talkie not work during a hunt or something? | |
| No, it works, but not when you're in proximity to the ghost. | ||
| Also, if you use it, it will track the ghost. | ||
| So if I don't respond when it's hunting, it's because I don't want it to come kill me. | ||
|
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|
I need one more. | |
| Or no, I'm good. | ||
|
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|
Okay, yeah, I think we got enough equipment. | |
| Boom. | ||
| *mwah* Boom. | ||
| I will play a couple more of these and we'll do a little COD, I think. | ||
|
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|
Or some reaction content. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Fuse boxes downstairs. | ||
| *Screams* *Sigh* | ||
| Sigh Sigh Sigh *Breathing* | ||
| *Breathing* Yeah, this is a good one. | ||
| Small. | ||
| I said I didn't have a good time. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's kind of scary. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| yes I wonder what cursed item we're gonna get | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, it's touching a door. | |
| Yo, where you at? | ||
| I'm hiding in the garage. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| It touched a door. | ||
|
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|
We need the EMF. Oh, we got a music box. | |
| Oh, it's here! | ||
| It's in the front! | ||
|
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|
Yeah, just touch something in here. | |
| It just dropped something in the living room. | ||
| Where are you? | ||
| I'm over here. | ||
| I'm in the front over here. | ||
| Yeah, there was some activity right in front of me when I was in the carriage. | ||
| It slammed the door shut, and I got an EMF freedom of, like, three or four. | ||
| Oh, it just touched that door. | ||
| Bro, this... | ||
| This dude's not on top of it with EMF. | ||
| You gotta be on top of it. | ||
|
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Yo, it touched a door. | |
| So... | ||
| This door here. | ||
| Put the check for prints here. | ||
| Yeah, I'm checking. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Very funny. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| Very good jest. | ||
| I think it's here. | ||
|
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|
I think the temps are lower in here. | |
| Let me see. | ||
| five in here that's definitely in here Let me turn the lights off. | ||
| I'll do spirit box. | ||
| How old are you? | ||
|
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|
Hey, how old are you? | |
| Where are you? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Are you a boy? | |
| Are you a girl? | ||
| Are you French? | ||
| Show yourself! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Give us a sign! | |
| Where are you? | ||
| You gotta leave the room for this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It might not work if you're in the room. | |
| How old are you? | ||
| Are you black? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Are you French? | |
| How old are you? | ||
| Where are you? | ||
| Are you young? | ||
| Are you old? | ||
|
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|
Give us a sign! | |
| Oh! | ||
| I think it touched the book. | ||
| Yeah, it turned a page in the book. | ||
| Where is it? | ||
| Where'd the book go? | ||
| I'm not getting anything on Spirit Box. - DMF is... | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| Uh, do you have a video camera? | ||
|
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|
Yes. | |
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Damn it! | ||
| Ah! | ||
| Here we go, here we go. | ||
| Where is it? | ||
| Gotcha, bitch. | ||
| Gotcha, bitch! | ||
|
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|
Ghost photo. | |
| Um... | ||
| Ah! | ||
| Dude! | ||
| It's trying to really kill our sanity here, so let me just step out for a sec. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude! | |
| We have no sanity! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Alright, let me get a crucifix. | |
| We'll go back in. | ||
| Let me get rid of this camera. | ||
| Alright, where's the video camera? | ||
|
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|
do you have it um do you have the video camera Oh fuck. | |
| It's hunting. | ||
| It's hunting. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| I'm dead. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| There goes my intermediate two times bonus. | ||
|
unidentified
|
All right. | |
| Well, we didn't even get any evidence Um... | ||
| Which one is the shapeshifter? | ||
| It was a different... | ||
|
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|
It was a different model. | |
| I think that's Obaki. | ||
| Yeah, I think that means it's an Obaki. | ||
| I Because the ghost model that was doing the events was a crawler. | ||
| And the ghost model that was hunting was, like, bent backwards. | ||
| I think when it the model changes like that it's a obaki damn | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's hunting. | |
| Let's see what Keith does here. | ||
| What do you think his next move is? | ||
|
unidentified
|
A ghost event. | |
| Oh, it's hunting? | ||
| I think it's gonna get him. | ||
| Oh, it's gonna get him. | ||
| Yeah, he's toast. | ||
| And got him. | ||
|
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|
And got him. | |
| Let me make a guess now. | ||
| I'm gonna guess Obaki. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hate to see it. | |
| Oh, hey, what up? | ||
| It was an Oni? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Damn! | |
| What happened? | ||
| I got killed. | ||
| Your carry died. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's what happened. | |
| Carry got- We'll do one more. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We'll do uno mas. | |
| It went wrong when I died. | ||
| That's when it went wrong. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, but why'd you die? | |
| It blocked the door. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So I was trapped. | |
| And we didn't get any evidence, so that didn't help. | ||
| Not blaming that on anyone, just an observation. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Now what were the telltale signs of the oni there? | |
| It's blink speed. | ||
| It's blinking speed was not fast. | ||
| It was extremely active and had an effect on our sanity, lowered our sanity. | ||
| And it didn't do a spirit ball ability. | ||
|
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|
Because the Oni can't do that. | |
| Let's see. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Gotta get another camera. | |
| Alright, okay. | ||
| I think we have enough stuff here. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's our last round. | |
| It's our last round. | ||
| So let's make it count. | ||
| Alright, we're here. | ||
| Take a look at the information and prepare accordingly before starting the investigation. | ||
| I've got a report that suggests a possible ghost is starting. | ||
| I might just become a program of the Trimor 1D. | ||
| Are you what? | ||
| Yeah, I think you should do it. | ||
|
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|
You gotta get a machine though, you need to get a PC. Let's see, See fuse boxes downstairs. | |
| You got your EMF out. | ||
| Oh, something just dropped in here. | ||
| Take out your EMF. | ||
| Maybe it was over here. | ||
| Yeah, looks like temperature is slightly lower in here. | ||
| here. | ||
| Keep an eye on it. | ||
| Is this a summoning circle? | ||
| Yes it is. | ||
| flame. | ||
| Oh yeah, temperature's going down. | ||
| I I think it's this room. | ||
| Yep, definitely his room. | ||
|
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|
I'm gonna look for bone. | |
| *Sigh* Got it? | ||
| And no EMF reading at all in this room. | ||
| Yeah, probably no activity yet. | ||
| How confident they're used that room. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm not... | |
| I'm not 100%. | ||
| Oh, we already got the cursed item. | ||
| I forgot. | ||
| I forgot. | ||
| Someone says, do Christian apologetics in GTA roleplay. | ||
| Yeah, that sounds like good content. | ||
| That sounds like something people want to hear when they're playing video games. | ||
| I'm pretty sure it's here, but I'm not positive. | ||
| Oh, no, it definitely isn't. | ||
| Wait, maybe it is. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How big are the orbs? | |
| Ah, they're kind of big. | ||
| Oh, here we go! | ||
|
unidentified
|
It just touched that door. | |
| Told you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Told you it was here. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Do you have the video camera? | ||
| Can I get that please? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Thank you. | |
| I see my breath, but no orbs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh wait! | |
| No, never mind. | ||
| Thought it was an orb. | ||
| Could be hallway? | ||
| Yeah, I couldn't find orbs either. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| It's shy, it's a shy ghost. Let's see. | ||
| Just touch that door again, right? | ||
| Yeah, some EMF on the door. | ||
| Yeah, no fingerprints. | ||
| hmm let's see we'll get some salt We gotta bring all our stuff here. | ||
|
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|
*Sigh* *Sigh* *Cough* *Sigh* | |
| Try a spear box. | ||
| *Sigh* A school shooter in the chat says he loves men in a sexual way. | ||
| Great comment. | ||
| Thank you for that, chat. | ||
| Chat's on a roll tonight. | ||
| I'm really enjoying the content coming from the live chat. | ||
| How old are you? | ||
| Where are you? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Are you a boy? | |
| Are you a girl? | ||
| Are you French? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Are you young? | |
| Are you old? | ||
| GIVE US A SIGN! Oh! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Spirit Box! | |
| Yeah, we got spirit box. | ||
| Alright, did we get a book down? | ||
| This fucker didn't bring the fucking book. | ||
| Dude, he just takes all the equipment and then doesn't fucking place it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| And we got dots. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's go. | |
| So we're dealing with a Yokai Wraith or a Phantom. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Or a Diogen. | |
| Yo, we got dots. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| And we got footprints. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's that narrow tentative? | |
| That's a lot of evidence, right? | ||
| Yeah, it's two. | ||
| Oh, two out of the three. | ||
| So it's a Yokai, Diogen, or a Phantom. | ||
| We could just make it hunt. | ||
| We could figure it out very quickly if we did that. | ||
| I don't know how many photos we have left on our camera though. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How about I carry the video camera and you can watch it from the truck? | |
| No, we need a photo camera. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What if you want to watch it hunt? | |
| Do you have the book? | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's in the hallway here. | |
| Can you put the book down, please? | ||
| in here in the ghost room let's see let's see So if it's a yokai, we're gonna get orbs. | ||
| If it's a diogen, we're gonna get writing. | ||
|
unidentified
|
If it's a phantom, we're gonna get... | |
| Where's phantom? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He tried to hunt. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We're gonna get ultraviolet. | |
| Well, we're not getting ultraviolet, so I don't think it's a phantom. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I think it's either a yokai or a Dio. | |
| That's super easy. | ||
| Let's just summon it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's just fucking summon it, dude. | |
| Let's just send it. | ||
| I hope it's a Dio. | ||
| I'm going to get a smudge and a match, and let's just do the summoning circle. | ||
|
unidentified
|
All right, guys, we're going to summon the ghost. | |
| All right. | ||
| This is gonna be intense. | ||
| If it's a DO gen, it's going to be intense. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hey, where you at? | |
| Alright, I'm gonna summon the ghost. | ||
| 10 cold temperatures all of a sudden. | ||
| Oh, it's... | ||
| It's hunting, I think. | ||
| Is it hunting or is it doing an event? | ||
|
unidentified
|
You there? | |
| Yeah, I'm here. | ||
| Wait, where are you? | ||
| In the man room we were in. | ||
| I don't think it's hunting. | ||
| Bro, why won't it fucking go? | ||
| Dude! | ||
| It's not... | ||
| Oh, it's hunting. | ||
| I think it's a D.O. | ||
| *Sigh* That was a Dio for sure. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Hey, you there? | ||
| The hunt's over. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah, I'm here. | |
| Where'd you up? | ||
| I'm outside. | ||
| I'm getting another smudge stick. | ||
| Let's trigger another hunt. | ||
|
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|
Yo. | |
| What's up? | ||
| Uh, something's happening. | ||
| The door slammed shut and he was making noise. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Let's summon it. | ||
| Dude, this bitch. | ||
| Oh, here we go, here we go. | ||
| Oh, did it kill Keith? | ||
| Killed him. | ||
| And get shit on. | ||
| And that sucks for you, bitch. | ||
|
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Sucks for you, pal. | |
| Dude. | ||
| Wasting all my matches. | ||
| Is it a Yo-Kai or Dio? | ||
| I honestly can't tell. | ||
|
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Oh, it is a deal. | |
| Doodah! Doodah! Doodah! Doodah! Doodah! | ||
| I forget how this thing works. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Ah! | ||
| Ow! | ||
| I'm dead. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| I'm dead okay okay Oh, man. | ||
| Oh, that was scary. | ||
| Dude, he just came out of nowhere. | ||
| Was that a yokai or a diogen? | ||
| I still can't tell. | ||
| It's got to be a yokai. | ||
|
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Oh, man. | |
| Oh. | ||
| Yeah, definitely not it. | ||
| Because in Dio, it goes like super fast when it's far from you, but then slows down when it's close to you. | ||
| But it didn't catch me. | ||
| Dio glows out Candle. | ||
| What the fuck are you saying on Summoning Circle? | ||
|
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Yeah, I'm thinking it's Yeo. | |
| You know, Diogen should be the easiest one, but I haven't played this game in so long. | ||
|
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I think it's gonna be Yo-Kai. | |
| I'm gonna say Yo-Kai. | ||
|
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It's my guess The go The fucking goat. | |
| Oh, impressive. | ||
| That's why I'm the goat. | ||
| You know, we make a good team, you and I. I think so, yeah. | ||
| You with the lore. | ||
|
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Me with the skills. | |
| Pretty good record here. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| We got most of them, I think, right? | ||
|
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I think we got a tree. | |
| That was very dramatic. | ||
| I was watching him hunt you the whole way. | ||
| Yeah, that was freaky. | ||
| Well, you want to know why? | ||
| Because if it's a deogen, you can outrun it, but you can't hide. | ||
|
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If you hide, it'll kill you. | |
| I thought for sure you were dead. | ||
| When you were in the garage, he was right behind you the whole way, and you ran around the car. | ||
| You just escaped him. | ||
| Yeah, I got lucky. | ||
| I thought he couldn't get me because he was a deo, but I just got lucky. | ||
|
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It was dramatic. | |
| It was cinematic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, it was. | ||
| It was cinematic. | ||
|
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You kind of pulled the incense just at the right second. | |
| I'm a vet, and I'm a veteran ghost hunter. | ||
| But yeah, no, you're a good team. | ||
| We gotta do more gaming. | ||
| What other games you got? | ||
|
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I have Phasmophobia. | |
| I have Napoleon Total War. | ||
| And that's it. | ||
| You gotta get GTA or something. | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| I have a gaming laptop now, and it's a pretty good machine. | ||
| Yeah, let's do some more gaming. | ||
| We gotta get the fellas together. | ||
|
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Yeah, well, you know, the Jews banned me off YouTube, so I have to evolve my content now, you know? | |
| That's right. | ||
| I've been gambling and video games. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, you gotta get on stake.com. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What you got planned for your stream? | ||
| I think I'm going to play a little Call of Duty. | ||
| New COD. I haven't played it yet. | ||
| And then I'm going to do some reaction content. | ||
| I'm going to carve this pumpkin up while I do the reaction stuff. | ||
|
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Sounds good, sounds good. | |
| Well, I won't be watching. | ||
| I'll watch it back tomorrow. | ||
| Replay, gang. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| All right! | ||
|
unidentified
|
It was my pleasure. | |
| Well, hey, yeah, thanks for playing. | ||
| Happy Halloween. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Happy Halloween, man. | |
| Take care. | ||
| Yeah, you too. | ||
| All right. | ||
|
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|
GG's. | |
| All right. | ||
| Well, that was... | ||
| Well, I don't know. | ||
| I mean, the chat is kind of a mixed bag. | ||
| Chat kind of hated the fast. | ||
| Keith is fun, but the game, people didn't like as much. | ||
| People didn't like the game as much. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| It's Halloween! | ||
| We played a Halloween game. | ||
| We did it. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| It's festive. | ||
| It's Halloween. | ||
| We played the game. | ||
| This was fine. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| Do we have COD on here? | ||
| Let me see. | ||
|
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|
Yeah, I think we do. | |
| Okay. | ||
| So, well, I have not played the new Call of Duty Black Ops 6. | ||
| So, I'm going to get it loaded up. | ||
| I actually got to go get my controller. | ||
|
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Because I'm a controller guy. | |
| So you're actually going to have to excuse me. | ||
| Let me go get my controller. | ||
| Let me put on, I don't know, let me put on a song or something. | ||
| What can I put on in the background? | ||
|
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|
I guess I'll just leave the desktop audio. | |
| Yeah, because I got to get my PS5 controller. | ||
|
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|
Let's see. | |
| Let me get set up first. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I guess I could try with keyboard and mouse. | ||
| I'm pretty proficient with it now. | ||
| I give it a try. | ||
|
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|
I give it a try. | |
| Maybe it'll be okay. | ||
| I never did a shooter with keyboard and mouse before, though, so... | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's my problem. | |
| Oh, brah! | ||
| Dude! | ||
| Let me turn the game volume down. | ||
| Code of conduct. | ||
| Why is everything gay now? | ||
| Why does everything have to come with, like, rules? | ||
| Now before you play Call of Duty, you need to agree. | ||
| Treat everyone with respect. | ||
| We do not tolerate bullying or harassment. | ||
| Including derogatory comments based on race, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, age, culture, faith, mental or physical abilities, country of origin, or amplification of any person, agenda, or movement that promotes discrimination or violence based on the above. | ||
| Dude, human resources for Call of Duty. | ||
| This is what happens when you let women get involved in stuff. | ||
| They're making you a degree to a code of conduct. | ||
| You can't shit on people for their religion, being gay, being trans, being old age. | ||
| So if I call like some 10-year-old a squeaker, I get banned. | ||
| If I call someone a boomer, I get banned. | ||
| You can't shit on anybody for anything. | ||
| You gotta be like, hey, Buster. | ||
| Hey, Buster. | ||
| Nice shot, pal. | ||
| That's how you gotta trash talk. | ||
| When you're in VC, you gotta be like, all right, slow-mo. | ||
| Hey, hey, you're really slow. | ||
| Hey, pal, try keeping up. | ||
| Eat my dust. | ||
| Hey, Bell. | ||
| Hey, Buster. | ||
| All right, man. | ||
| You're really freaking me out, dude! | ||
| This is like the kind of PG female shit talk you're able to do on a video game. | ||
| You can't be like, HEY DENGER! No, we can't say that. | ||
|
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You can't say shit like that. | |
| You gotta be like, alright buddy, hey man, eat my shorts. | ||
| Hey pal, eat my dust. | ||
| You can't be screaming the N-word. | ||
| That sucks. | ||
| That's only the first out of three. | ||
| Complete with, compete with integrity. | ||
| Competitive integrity. | ||
| Well, that's fair enough. | ||
| No cheating. | ||
| Stay vigilant. | ||
| Utilize in-game tools to report any incidents or inappropriate behaviors. | ||
|
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|
Great. | |
| So there's Jannies too. | ||
| Not only is there a TOS, but there's Jannies as well. | ||
| So you can't be racist. | ||
| You can't be sexist. | ||
| You can't be ageist. | ||
| You can't be Islamophobic. | ||
| Good news for Sneeko. | ||
| Dude, Sneeko. | ||
| Someone's got to tag Sneeko and say, W, no Islamophobia. | ||
| You know, because he's always fucking bitching about Islamophobia. | ||
|
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Thank God. | |
| And the Groypers can't be amplified on here. | ||
| Even better. | ||
| No white supremists. | ||
| White supremists. | ||
| All right, I acknowledge your rules. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's do it. | |
| Whoops! | ||
| Did I scream the N-word earlier? | ||
| Did that happen? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't remember. | |
| You can't blame me. | ||
| Oh, I don't remember that, actually. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Um, let's see. | |
| Is there no, like, team deathmatch or what? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm out. | |
| Okay. | ||
| You can't pick, though? | ||
| You can't run, like, Team Deathmatch? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hmm. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Oh, Beards and Beardly, I added you. | ||
| Are you live right now? | ||
| Did you add me? | ||
| I don't think you did. | ||
| My character's a woman? | ||
|
unidentified
|
How do I change it? | |
| I'll be this guy. | ||
| The unshaken. | ||
| The unsullied. | ||
|
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|
I'll be this girl on this one. | |
| Oh hell nah Carver The unsullied. | ||
| Yeah, no screaming the n-word, guys. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No screaming the n-word. | |
| We're gonna do inta- That's an example of what you can't say. | ||
| That's an example of the kind of banter that you cannot do on Call of Duty. | ||
| That is not allowed, guys. | ||
| Just a quick little demonstration. | ||
| I hate that I had to do that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Alright, here we go. | |
| Iraq. | ||
| Let's hope it isn't too Islamophobic, guys. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, whatever. | |
| Let's just... | ||
| What is this one? | ||
| Let's just run it. | ||
| Let's just run it I'm gonna need the controller I'm gonna need the controller. | ||
| I never did a first-person shooter with keyboard and mouse before so... | ||
| Yeah, I think I'm gonna need the controller. | ||
| Dude, I'm used to Faz and Valoran. | ||
| You gotta let me warm up. | ||
| You gotta let me heat up a little bit here. | ||
|
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|
Okay? | |
| It's my sensitivity, guys. | ||
| You gotta increase the sensitivity. - I've captured the hard point. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay, look, we're back. | ||
| See, we're back. | ||
| I'm playing like my fucking dad right now. | ||
| You know when, like, your parents are, like, looking at the buttons when they're playing the game? | ||
|
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|
No, no, no, don't mock me. | |
| Don't mock me, okay? | ||
| I'm just heating up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay, well, you know, it's my class. it's my class. | |
| I need a different class. | ||
| But I'm not a changer right now. | ||
| Is there a guy behind us? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I got killed by the gunship. | ||
| That guy stole my kill. | ||
| once they get the controller okay yeah you know I may need the controller How do I use grenades? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay, yeah, eat shit, dude. | |
| I need his gun. | ||
| What settings? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What settings? | |
| I got him, though. | ||
| Yeah, I got him. | ||
| See, I'm doing good now. | ||
| I'm warming up. | ||
| I'm definitely heating up. | ||
| I'm really kind of getting into it now. | ||
| How do I nice? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay, how do I nice? | |
| Hard point located. | ||
| Hostiles have the hard point. | ||
| How do I melee? | ||
| V. V to melee. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This guy behind me. | ||
| I gotta go pistol! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay. | |
| Mostars have captured the hard point. | ||
| Okay, look at me. | ||
| Now I'm heating up. | ||
|
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|
I'm not I'm not the worst one on the team Oh, okay Okay, I didn't see the grenade. | |
| Okay, well you can't do anything about that. | ||
| Haha. | ||
| Someone says, I have to go pistol, get shit on? | ||
|
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|
Yeah, okay, well. | |
| and I was going dark. | ||
| What? | ||
| Okay, well, what's that now? | ||
| Reload too much? | ||
| Alright, I'll stop reloading. | ||
| No reloading from now on. | ||
| Okay, yeah! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay! | |
| Hello! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Cuz that's who I am! | ||
| Cuz that's what I'm about! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| That's who I am, bitch! | ||
| Yeah, and that's what's up! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Alright, where'd he come from? | |
| Right or left? | ||
| Yeah, all I needed was to heat up a little bit. | ||
| I just, I really just needed a chance. | ||
| I really just needed about five fucking seconds to heat up! | ||
| Because that's what I'm about. | ||
| That's my body. | ||
| Yeah, that's my fucking body, bitch! | ||
| That's my fucking body, bitch! | ||
| Yeah, what up? | ||
| That's who I am and you're nothing. | ||
| You are fucking nothing. | ||
| You are nothing at this game. | ||
| Yeah, snipe me? | ||
| Try it! | ||
| Fucking try, bitch! | ||
| Try it, slut! | ||
| Yeah, what up? | ||
| You gotta do a little humiliation, that's part of it. | ||
| You have to humiliate them as well. | ||
| It's not enough to kill. | ||
| I love to kill, but what I love more than killing is humiliating. | ||
| Yeah, like that. | ||
| Like that, in your back. | ||
| In your fucking back. | ||
| All right, well, you know I was out of health Well, here we go Oh, even in the flash. | ||
| Even flashed. | ||
| Look at me climbing the ranks. | ||
| Climbing to the top of the leaderboard. | ||
| Climbing to the top. | ||
|
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|
Okay, well. | |
| Another one. | ||
| Another one. | ||
| It's too easy. | ||
| It's easy. | ||
| How about a little- How about throw some more enemies here? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hmm? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Try sending another. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How about another? | |
| Yeah, that's another. | ||
| You're fucking garbage. | ||
| You're trash. | ||
| How do I do grenades? | ||
| Oh, I got a killstreak. | ||
|
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|
Yeah, what up? | |
| Dropping, dropping fucking killstreaks. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude, I'm nutty. | |
| You know what that means? | ||
| It means I nut. | ||
| Okay, that's what that means. | ||
| That means you got nutted. | ||
| I'm nutty because you got nutted again. | ||
| Look at me. | ||
| Look at me! | ||
| I'm deploying. | ||
|
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|
I'm deploying to Tehran. | |
| This is me when I deploy to Tehran. | ||
| When I deploy to Haiti. | ||
| Trump's Legion is just deployed to Haiti. | ||
| Oh hey, it's Sneeko. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What up? | |
| Hey, what's up? | ||
| Yeah, what's up, Mudslime? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up? | |
| What's up? | ||
| What's up Iraqi? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm the one that knocks Hard point is active. | |
| Hard point is secure. | ||
| Yeah, say my name. | ||
| Classic Coke. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up? | |
| Yeah, I'm going off. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, see? | |
| Slow start. | ||
| It's off to a slow start. | ||
| Now I think everybody's regretting all the trash talk. | ||
| Now I think the other team is sort of regretting it. | ||
| Yeah, what up? | ||
| Yeah, hello. | ||
| What's up? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up? | |
| Knock knock. | ||
| Knock knock. | ||
| Who's there? | ||
| It's the one that knocks. | ||
| Classic Coke. | ||
| It's Classic Coke here. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up? | |
| Eat my product department? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh shit. | |
| Hardpoint active. | ||
| Hardpoint locked down. | ||
| We're ahead. | ||
| Stay alone. | ||
| Oh, hang on. | ||
| Okay, I was bad aimed. | ||
| That was bad aim. | ||
| I'm getting a little cocky. | ||
|
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|
Yeah, double kill. | |
| Double kill! | ||
| That's right Wait till I create a class then everybody's in trouble I What's up? | ||
| And yeah, and it's easy. | ||
| For someone like me, it's easy. | ||
| Warm up round. | ||
| warm-up round. | ||
|
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|
That was me. | |
| I did that. | ||
|
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|
that. | |
| I think I've got to turn desktop down a little bit. | ||
| Stay with the mouse. | ||
| Yeah, alright. | ||
| I'll stick with the mouse. | ||
| You gotta learn the hard way, you know? | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| What is this about now? | ||
| Commando. | ||
|
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|
Dude, I don't know what any of this shit means. | |
| What was my... | ||
| It didn't even tell me my... | ||
| What was my KD? 41 kills? | ||
| Is that me? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's go, dude. | |
| Ratio 1.3. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| It's every day, bro. | ||
| Alright, can I create a class or no? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I cannot. | |
| Alright, let's see. | ||
| How about... | ||
| This one looks cool. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah, I'm good at... | ||
| What can I say? | ||
| I'm good at the game. | ||
| What can I even say at this point? | ||
| I'm good at this. | ||
| Okay, I'm good at the game. | ||
| Uh, now let me check. | ||
| People are saying turn off motion blur. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How do I do that? | |
| Where's motion blur? | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| It's off. | ||
| Game chat? | ||
| I'll turn game chat on. | ||
| I probably shouldn't. | ||
| I probably shouldn't. | ||
| Because they're going to get some AI robot. | ||
| No, I didn't want that. | ||
| No, I want another one. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's one? | |
| Is there a sniper one? | ||
| Let's do a little sniper deal here. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How do I... Oh, here we go, here we go. | |
| What's up? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh shit. | |
| We got work in here. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What the? | |
| up. | ||
| I'm a field sniper. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Is this a shotgun or what is this? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes, yes it is. | |
| Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup? | ||
| Sup? | ||
| Ready for this? | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Okay, well... | ||
| No, next time. | ||
| Now watch the next one Yeah watch that That's what I meant. | ||
| This is a bigger map Oh! | ||
| Oh, camping faggot? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay. | |
| You gotta admit that was gang. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up? | |
| Yeah! | ||
| And what's up? | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's up? | ||
| That's who I am and you're nothing. | ||
| And you're nothing. | ||
| You are nothing. | ||
| You're nothing too! | ||
| Yeah, I'm the GOAT. I am the one who knocks. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh shit. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Ready for this? | ||
| You ready for that? | ||
| Hey, what's up, bitch? | ||
| That's called my body, my choice, bitch. | ||
| It's called your body, my choice. | ||
| That's what we call that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, and another. | |
| Dude, this fucking homo, seriously? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| How about a little revenge? | ||
| That's what happens when you play like a fag. | ||
| Ah, it's this, it's this fucking asshole, it's this fucking asshole, dude. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That guy needs to die. | |
| That guy's gotta go. | ||
| I'm kill horny. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's gotta be eliminated. | |
| What's up? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up? | |
| What's up, pussy? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We know. | |
| We know. | ||
| Nice trick. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up? | |
| I will mount you. | ||
| I will get on top of you and mount you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay? | |
| I will go trump on your ass. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, mounted. | |
| Prepare to be boarded. | ||
| What's up, bitch? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Grab him by the pussy. | |
| Trump 2024. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay Wow I can't help, man. | |
| Okay. | ||
| *laughs* Sup? | ||
| *gunshot* Hey, what's up? | ||
| Hey, it's me again. | ||
| Classic coke here. | ||
|
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|
Headshot. | |
| Yeah, all day. | ||
| All day. | ||
| That's who I am. | ||
| That's my body. | ||
| My body's different. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, whoa. | |
| Sup? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, remember when everybody was shitting on me? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm warm. | |
| I'm warm. | ||
| I'm dialed in. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Sup? | |
| Never give up, never what? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Ready for this? | |
| You ready for this? | ||
| You ready for that? | ||
|
unidentified
|
ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?! What about the game win and kill? | |
| What about the game win and kill? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Huh? | |
| What about the game win and kill? | ||
| No replay of the game win and kill? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Whatever. | |
| That's fine. | ||
| Dude, number three, Number three! | ||
| You see that? | ||
| You see that? | ||
| That's how we do it. | ||
| That's how we play. | ||
| That's how I play. | ||
| I play on a different level. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hmm. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Mmm. | ||
| load out. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't even know what any of this shit is. | |
| Let's do... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay. | |
| Thank you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, loot crate nonsense. | |
| So we got... | ||
| What is it? | ||
| AR? I don't know. | ||
| Should I stick with the preloaded deals or what? | ||
| Can I equip two primary? | ||
| No, I don't have it unlocked. | ||
| Whatever, I'll just keep using the preloaded glasses. | ||
|
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is... | |
| Is Beardson in the game? | ||
|
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I gotta get his ID. | |
| Yeah, I'm warm. | ||
| I'm warmed up. | ||
| Dialed in. | ||
| I'm dialed all the way in. | ||
| I'm dialed all the way up. | ||
| Alright, what mode is this now? what mode is this now? | ||
| Free for all. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Game chat? | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| I'm gonna get banned. | ||
| If I do game chat, I'm straight up going to get banned. | ||
| How do I do grenades? | ||
|
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I'm straight up going to get banned. | |
| E, E and Q. | ||
|
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I'm the goat of this game. | |
| Wait a second. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| No. | ||
| Can I do default? | ||
| Where's- there we go. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Okay. | ||
|
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Cheap. | |
| Dude, I was changing my class. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Oh, it's a free-for-all. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So we just kill everybody. | ||
| It's called we do a little kill everybody. | ||
| It's called We Kill Everybody. | ||
|
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A whiffed. | |
| with that one. | ||
| Can I climb that? | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay, you know, maybe this isn't gonna work. | ||
| Let me try AR. Let me try an AR. What the? | ||
| He's gonna chase me in here, isn't he? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Okay, well, there's like no enemies here. | ||
|
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Where's the enemies? | |
| Okay, you know what? | ||
| We're cooling. | ||
| We're cooling off. | ||
| I hear someone up here. | ||
| *gunshot* Okay. | ||
| And we're struggling. | ||
|
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This is rigged, dude. | |
| This map sucks. | ||
|
unidentified
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I hate this map. | |
| What's going on? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Oh, gay! | ||
| What is this sliding shit? | ||
|
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It's the same guy! | |
| It keeps killing me. | ||
| Bruh. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| It's stream snipers, dude. | ||
| Dude, every one of these people, every last one of them is a stream sniper. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| We're back? | ||
| We're back? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And we lost it. | ||
| Well, he's got a, uh, looks like a SMG. And maybe that's the move. | ||
|
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What's the matter right now? | |
| W me? | ||
| This game mode sucks, dude. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Dude, how? | ||
| Now, this game mode is not as exciting. | ||
| Not as much excitement. | ||
| Okay, what was that? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| What the fuck happened there? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Dude, why are people exploding like that? | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| You're moving too much. | ||
| Isn't that what you're supposed to do? | ||
|
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Camp more? | |
| Dude, that's gay. | ||
| It's not honorable. | ||
| It's not honorable. | ||
| Bruh. | ||
| Bruh. | ||
| Let me try running a SMG instead. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| This gun sucks. | ||
| I'm going back to the other gun. | ||
| You know, maybe I will camp. | ||
| Maybe I'll camp with a sniper. | ||
|
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It's not a bad idea. | |
| What's up, bitch? | ||
| Yeah, faggot. | ||
| This guy plays like a faggot. | ||
|
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Guy's running around and shit. | |
| Slow it down. | ||
| What's this girl? | ||
| She's running from me. | ||
| Hey, bitch. | ||
| Don't you run from me, bitch. | ||
| You thought I wasn't going to get that one, but I was confident in my ability. | ||
|
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I was confident enough to make that play. | |
| I'm playing my game, you know. | ||
| That's my game. | ||
| So all you can do is play your game. | ||
|
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Can I get on there? | |
| No. | ||
| Okay, well... | ||
| This guy's outside. | ||
| Sup? | ||
|
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Yeah, you thought you had it. | |
| You thought you had it. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Ha ha ha! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
|
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Yeah! | |
| Whatever, stupid ass. | ||
| I'll be right back. | ||
| Oh, am I getting shot at here, or is that just... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| okay okay that's just like a fucking bot That wasn't. | ||
| It's over. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Did I really get last place? | ||
|
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Damn. | |
| Well, whatever. | ||
|
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This guy's doing too much. | |
| This guy's doing too much. | ||
| Eh, somewhat fun. | ||
|
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Should I try search and destroy? | |
| see what other game types are there oh you can't just pick it Oh, I see. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| I'll try zombies after this. | ||
|
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I'll do this and then zombies I think *laughs* | |
| *music* | ||
| Thank you guys for clipping these highlights. | ||
|
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It's... | |
| for clipping the cod highlights. | ||
|
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|
What? | |
| No, no. | ||
| No! | ||
|
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|
Alright, here we go. | |
| Oh, no, no, no! | ||
| Seriously? | ||
|
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|
Seriously? | |
| Good idea, sir. | ||
| Yeah, search and destroy them. | ||
| Unrupt! | ||
| Clock's ticking, Black Ops. | ||
| Close this shit down. | ||
| Only one enemy standing. | ||
| Snipers toast, let's move. | ||
|
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Find him, end him. | |
| Not good enough, Black Ops. | ||
| Wait, is that it? | ||
| Did I join a game that was already... | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I guess the game's already in progress. | ||
|
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Alright, here we go. | |
| What's the strat? | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| brah All right Well, there's nothing you do about that Ah | ||
| Ah Search and destroy. | ||
| You play safe, says somebody. | ||
| Dude, shut up. | ||
| Walter Jr. | ||
|
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Funny. | |
| Surgeon destroyed. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Maybe I'll go sniper this time. | ||
| Maybe I'll go Overwatch. | ||
| Time to go over watch My dude I suck at this game | ||
| I was being very subtle about that So what are you gonna do about it? | ||
|
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*Gasp* Alright, I'm playing safe this time. | |
| I'm gonna be playing it safe. | ||
| Enemy RCXD detected. | ||
| They're gonna come from behind, I think. | ||
| They're gonna flank. | ||
| Dude, no, no. | ||
| Not like this. | ||
| This game sucks. | ||
| *sad music* Alright, I'm switching over to zombies. | ||
| I'm over. | ||
| I'm over this. | ||
| All right, can I skip this? | ||
| What gun should I... | ||
| You have to unlock the guns, too. | ||
| Is there a default loadout? | ||
| Or what? | ||
| Shotgun? | ||
| Alright. | ||
| What should my secondary be? | ||
|
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|
Knife? | |
| I guess that's all you could do. | ||
| And we're in. | ||
| And we're in. | ||
| And we're in. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| So what is this? | ||
| This is not how I remember zombies. | ||
|
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|
Should I just punch him? | |
| No, I should not. | ||
| No, I should I should not. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Can I rebuild the window or no? | ||
|
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No. | |
| Oh shit. | ||
| Won't I run out of ammo? | ||
| I mean should I be meleeing them or what? | ||
| Dude why is the melee button all the way down there? | ||
| Wasn't that the meta in the old Nazi zombies as you melee in the first two rounds? | ||
|
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Or is it different now? | |
| I don't really know how it works anymore. | ||
| Now that I'm an old head. | ||
| What the f- What is that? | ||
| What the f- Alright, what do I do chat? | ||
| Yeah, which door should I open? | ||
|
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I guess I'll go here. | |
| I guess I'll go here. | ||
| Big stars on the door so you don't get lost. | ||
| No, but is that where I'm supposed to go? | ||
| Oh, I mean... | ||
|
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Will they die if I lead them into this? | |
| *Sounds of water* Does that work? | ||
| I don't think that's working. | ||
| Bonus points. | ||
| I'm going to need more ammo. | ||
| Let me keep her alive, figure out what's going on. | ||
| That's a trap. | ||
| Should I buy a gun? | ||
| What should I buy? | ||
| How can I get more ammo? | ||
| Dude! | ||
|
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Okay, so they're just keep... | |
| There's just more of them all the time. | ||
| Where's the ammo? | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Ammo crates are on the map? | ||
| Oh, I see. | ||
| Let's see, okay. | ||
| Okay, that's simple. | ||
| Why did you say that? | ||
|
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|
Alright. | |
| mystery box by the lightning what is this Bruh! | ||
| I don't like that. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. | ||
| Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. | ||
| See that one's head pop off? | ||
| Don't let it escape. | ||
| What am I supposed to do? | ||
| Should I get other guns or what? | ||
| Shotgun still good? | ||
| Doesn't seem like it's doing a ton of damage. | ||
|
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|
Go to the church. | |
| Then I'm going to be out of money, though. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How much is it? | |
| it's 2000 Oh, what the... | ||
| Oh, what the... what the... | ||
| Oh, what the... what the... | ||
| Cringe dialogue. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| I gotta get a different gun. | ||
| What am I supposed to do now? | ||
| Should I get this? | ||
| Okay, this I think sucks. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Do I go in through here or do I go in through the front? | ||
|
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|
Hmm. | |
| Do I go in through here? | ||
| What does this do now? | ||
| What does this do now? | ||
| What does this do now? | ||
| Oh shit, it's over. | ||
| Finn, they got me. | ||
| If I die, I swear I will fucking hold you. | ||
| Oh shit, it's it's over. | ||
| Oh shit, it's it's over. | ||
| All right, how much money do I have? - Thanks. | ||
| I need ammo. | ||
| And should I pack a punch this gun or something else? | ||
|
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|
What else should I get? | |
| I got a shotgun still. | ||
|
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|
Okay. | |
| I need more armor, too. | ||
| I need more armor, too. | ||
| I need more armor, too. | ||
| I'll make this look easy. | ||
| But it's not. | ||
| It's not at all. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| I just want to be here. | ||
| Oh, shit. shit. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| What else? | ||
| Should I upgrade the shotgun too, or...? | ||
|
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|
What's even the story? | |
| Like, what are the objectives? | ||
|
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|
History box. | |
| Alright, I'll go to mystery box. | ||
| Is it this or where is it? | ||
| brah you you brah | ||
| brah what does this | ||
| do I am not | ||
| programmed to lie. | ||
| Oh, this is a mystery box, huh? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| What do we got? | ||
| brah brah is it all fucking bugs now? | ||
| I have expected you to be walking back and forth in a fatal position by now. | ||
| I think it's over. | ||
| It's over, it's over, it's over. | ||
| There, for you are so very near. | ||
| Oh nice, okay. | ||
| Oh nice, okay. okay. | ||
| Be advised, exit windows closed. | ||
| This map isn't that big, is it? | ||
| Is there, like, a storyline in this one, or you just survive as long as you can? | ||
|
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|
I don't know how this one works. | |
| What the... | ||
| Dude, what the f... | ||
| What is that, man? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Oh, it doesn't work on him, though? | ||
|
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|
Oh! | |
| Oh, my baby. | ||
| When are you gonna get me a big kid gun like that? | ||
| I'm gonna get you a big kid. | ||
| Hurrah! | ||
| need more money need more | ||
| money need more money alright here we go | ||
| What is this now? | ||
| What is this now? | ||
| Can I go through- No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Max. | ||
| You like that? | ||
| I know I sure am fucking. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let me lead this guy away. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let me lead this guy away. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And I'll open the chest. | ||
|
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|
Can I like shoot his legs off? | |
| I could just do this Don't I get my rewards I Whoa Oh No, Dr. | ||
| Bellyteer My favorite egghead Not just Booksmart, but StreetSmart StreetSmart Oh, okay okay | ||
| Where's the, um... | ||
| Sam trial. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| That's the big guy. | ||
| Oh, brah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. | ||
| Okay. Okay. | ||
| Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, I've had enough of that. | ||
| That was dumb. | ||
| *throws* Alright, I'm gonna do reaction content now. | ||
| I'm done with COD. I'm done with gaming. | ||
|
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|
All right. | |
| Got to quit Call of Duty. | ||
| Alright, let's do some reaction content. | ||
| I'm sick of the gaming, dude. | ||
| We've been gaming for like three hours. | ||
| And, um... | ||
|
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|
I'm tired of it. | |
| I'm bored with it. | ||
| I'm bored with Faz. | ||
| COD Zombies. | ||
| It was okay. | ||
| I don't hate it. | ||
| It's just I haven't played a Call of Duty game in years. | ||
| I think the last time I played was Modern Warfare when Warzone came out. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That must have been three years ago. | |
| So I haven't really done a COD game in... | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's got to be three years. | |
| So I'm just used to the other stuff. | ||
| But all right, we're going to switch over. | ||
| We'll do a little reaction content. | ||
| And we are going to carve up this pumpkin. | ||
| I don't know how this is going to go. | ||
| I got some newspapers here so that I don't get everything dirty. | ||
| But I want to react to some Twitter content and then we'll do some YouTube content. | ||
| I think I'll carve the pumpkin with the YouTube content. | ||
| Maybe watch Vance on Joe Rogan. | ||
|
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|
Something like that. | |
| Let's get some music going. | ||
| Pull up my Spotify, get my fall playlist going on. | ||
| Yeah, well, we did the gaming. | ||
| It's kind of fun. | ||
| Everybody just complains in the live chat. | ||
|
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|
Why isn't this on kick? | |
| This is boring. | ||
| Play this. | ||
| No, play the other thing. | ||
| It's like, all right, well... | ||
| Maybe we'll do a purely gaming stream on Kik. | ||
| The reason I'm doing this on Rumble is because if I react to content and it's political, I can't say everything I want to say. | ||
| Because Kik is a little more restrictive with their TOS, with politics. | ||
| So I don't want to get in trouble over there. | ||
| So it frees me up to do both. | ||
| If I want to do gaming and commentary, I have to do it on Rumble. | ||
| If it's only gaming and no politics, then I can do it on Kik. | ||
| But let me get my playlist going. | ||
| We'll just get some music on. | ||
|
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|
We got spaces? | |
| What's going on with Twitter spaces? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Is there a tab for that? | |
| Let's see. | ||
| How do I get to Twitter spaces? | ||
| Sneeko's live. | ||
| Should I crash his Twitter space? | ||
| I don't even think I could join on desktop, can I? No, but I don't want to. | ||
|
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|
We'll save that for some other time. | |
| Bruh, gross? | ||
| How the fuck is that on the timeline? | ||
| Jeez. | ||
| Um... | ||
| All right, so we're just going to look at some of the Twitter content. | ||
| I got some stuff saved here. | ||
| And then I think I want to watch the J.D. Vance on Joe Rogan. | ||
| I already watched some of it, but I don't mind. | ||
|
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|
We'll rewatch it. | |
| We'll watch it while we're carving the pumpkin. | ||
| But first, I wanted to go through some of the Twitter content. | ||
|
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|
Let me get this going first as well. | |
| my Spotify. | ||
| So I totally predicted this, by the way, on my show earlier this week. | ||
| I I think on, must have been yesterday or Tuesday. | ||
| But, you know, at the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden on Sunday, the comedian from Kill Tony said Puerto Rico's a floating pile of garbage. | ||
| Which I thought was whatever. | ||
| I mean, everybody's saying it's going to cost in Pennsylvania. | ||
| There's 300,000 Puerto Ricans there. | ||
| They're all going to vote. | ||
| I don't know if I buy that. | ||
| But the Trump campaign's panicked. | ||
| They're freaking out. | ||
| And Biden gave them a great gift. | ||
| Biden turned it around and said, no, Puerto Ricans aren't garbage. | ||
|
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You're garbage. | |
| And Biden called all the Trump supporters garbage. | ||
| So of course, Trump, not to be outdone, goes out in a garbage truck the following day with a garbage man uniform on and says, Oh, we're garbage? | ||
| Well, here I am in the garbage truck. | ||
| And I said on my show, I think yesterday, it's like, what message does that send? | ||
| Do we just reflexively react to whatever the Democrats do? | ||
| The Democrats say Kamala worked for McDonald's. | ||
| Trump works at McDonald's. | ||
| The Democrats do one thing, Republicans do the other. | ||
| They call us garbage. | ||
| We show up the next day in the garbage truck. | ||
| And I pointed this out on my timeline right away, that German girl who's hanging around with Jack Posobiec all the time, this Naomi Siebt, Sieb, whatever her name is, she goes, I identify as garbage, 2016 deplorable, 2024 Trump garbage. | ||
| They're literally identifying as garbage. | ||
| They're going out there saying, oh, Biden called this garbage? | ||
| Yeah, alright. | ||
| I'm fucking garbage. | ||
| And I knew that was going to happen. | ||
| I knew that the second that Biden said that, I knew that's where they were going to take it. | ||
| And the second Trump did the garbage truck thing, I knew all of his followers were going to join in and do some stupid trend. | ||
| And then they literally jump on the timeline and say, I am garbage. | ||
| 2024, Trump garbage. | ||
| She replies this. | ||
| She says, this could be us, but you're playing. | ||
|
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|
Ha! | |
| That's kind of funny. | ||
| It's funny, but it's also sad. | ||
| That is, like, slightly funny, but it's also really sad. | ||
| Like, this is what we are now. | ||
|
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|
We're garbage cans. | |
| Bruh. | ||
| Two trash cans of MAGA hats. | ||
| Oh, awesome. | ||
| Yeah, sounds like a really aspirational movement. | ||
| Sign me up. | ||
| I'm good, actually. | ||
| This could be us, but you're playing. | ||
| I'm good. | ||
| I don't want to call myself a trash can, actually. | ||
| But this is what's going on in Trump world. | ||
| This is how much it sucks. | ||
| Trump gets shot in the ear, puts on a bandage. | ||
| Then everybody puts on the bandage on their ear. | ||
| Trump gets called garbage, jumps in the garbage truck. | ||
| Everybody calls themselves garbage. | ||
| And then you get this. | ||
| Megyn Kelly, Happy Halloween, garbage people. | ||
| She wears a trash bag. | ||
| She wears a trash bag. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Like, what is the angle here? | ||
| I'm sorry, where's the own? | ||
| I'm just confused. | ||
| Like, what's the point? | ||
| What's the joke? | ||
| We're garbage? | ||
| Take that, liberal. | ||
| I trust it. | ||
| So what are you gonna do next? | ||
| Should we, like, jump in a dumpster? | ||
| Should we stick our head in toilet bowl and drink toilet water? | ||
| You know, the Democrats are going to say, wow, Republicans eat shit. | ||
|
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|
Ha ha! | |
| Joke's on you. | ||
| I'm just going to eat a spoonful of poo. | ||
| Happy Halloween. | ||
| And look at how smug she is. | ||
| She acts like she did something. | ||
| She's like, eat your heart out, liberals. | ||
| I'm in a trash bag. | ||
| Happy Halloween. | ||
| She's like smug about it. | ||
| Take that, MSNBC. Oh, you think we're a bunch of garbage? | ||
| Yeah, well, we are. | ||
| Look at me in my garbage bag. | ||
| Someone says little Donnie. | ||
|
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|
Yeah. | |
| Hey, little Donnie. | ||
| I'm in a trash bag. | ||
| Now what? | ||
| I just don't understand. | ||
| When did it all become so terrible? | ||
| When did it all become so horrible? | ||
| This was never what the Trump movement was like. | ||
| Maybe it was. | ||
| I don't remember it being this way. | ||
| Now we're garbage people. | ||
| Happy Halloween, garbage people. | ||
|
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|
Wow, awesome. | |
| It's unbelievable. | ||
| And then this one. | ||
| This is the other one. | ||
| Brett Cooper from Daily Wire. | ||
| So, by the way, this isn't just like one. | ||
| I'm not singling out one person. | ||
| It's not even one isolated incident. | ||
| It is legitimately a trend. | ||
| Trump went in the garbage truck. | ||
| The German girl said, I'm garbage. | ||
| Megyn Kelly dressed up as garbage. | ||
| Brett Cooper dressed up as garbage. | ||
| This piece of garbage voted yesterday. | ||
| And look at how smug she is. | ||
| Look at how smug her face is. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| Look at this fucking face. | ||
| Only women are capable of making faces like that. | ||
| You know what I'm talking about? | ||
| Women, what is it about their faces that they can contort them? | ||
| And it's something about women that's going on lately. | ||
| And I don't know what you call it. | ||
| I can't put my finger on it. | ||
| But they make these, like, it's like insincerity combined with contorting their faces in this emotive way. | ||
| And women these days, they're always making faces. | ||
| And I want to, like, I really just want to blast them in the face. | ||
| When I see them making faces, like, when I'm watching TikTok and a woman's telling, like, an elaborate story... | ||
| Suddenly, women are doing these gesticulations. | ||
| They're doing this. | ||
| They're doing claws. | ||
| Every story, they're doing this. | ||
| They're doing claws. | ||
| They're doing this. | ||
| And they're doing these crazy faces. | ||
| Is that new? | ||
| I feel like that's not normal. | ||
| I feel like my grandmother doesn't make faces like that. | ||
| My mother doesn't make faces like that. | ||
| It's like a Gen Z female thing. | ||
| And I don't know where they're getting that. | ||
| I don't know what that is. | ||
| But it's like they're on this level of it's like smugness and something like sarcasm or irony. | ||
| And they contort their faces doing these gesticulations. | ||
| And I want to grab both their wrists with my hands. | ||
| And I just want to stop when they start doing the faces. | ||
| Not actually. | ||
| I'm not a violent person. | ||
| But I just can't do it anymore with the faces. | ||
| I don't know what that is. | ||
| I don't know what you call it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| People are saying black. | ||
| It's a black thing. | ||
| I think it is a black thing. | ||
| It's like, because black women do that? | ||
| Black women make those... | ||
| Black women do the claws because they have the nails. | ||
| Black women have the long acrylic nails, you know, and that's why they type like that, and that's why, you know, they eat their Takis or their Flamin' Hot Cheetos like that, and that's why you get the claws. | ||
| And black women are smug, rude. | ||
| And I think it's gay men and white women are sort of aping it from the black women. | ||
| And then there's like this reciprocity between the three categories. | ||
| Black women, white women, gay white men. | ||
| And they're all kind of circulating. | ||
| It originates from the black woman. | ||
| And then the gay men and the white women kind of pass it between each other, passing the ball between each other. | ||
| And they're doing the claws, they're doing the fingers, and they're doing the contortion. | ||
| And I hate it. | ||
| That's really besides the point, though. | ||
| But she's making this smug face. | ||
| It's like, hey, you're in a trash bag. | ||
| You're sitting there in a trash bag. | ||
| Would it be more authentic if it was filled with actual trash? | ||
| Like, let me dump some spaghetti and some banana peels and some coffee grounds and let me throw in some used tissues. | ||
| Like, would that make it... | ||
| And then let's put that on you and then make a smug face. | ||
| Take that, liberals. | ||
| Yeah, we're good. | ||
| And the best part is, you know what's so funny about it, too? | ||
| It started off based like it always does. | ||
| And then within 48 hours, Trump's campaign made it gay. | ||
| It starts, because here's how the story started. | ||
| The story starts in Madison Square Garden, where a genuinely funny comedian gets up and says, Puerto Rico's a fucking pile of garbage, which is funny, which is actually edgy and actually based. | ||
| That's how the story starts. | ||
| You're at a Trump rally. | ||
| Megyn Kelly says it's bro-tastic. | ||
| It's too bro-tastic. | ||
| You're at a Trump rally. | ||
| A genuinely funny comedian is attacking Muslims, Jews, every group. | ||
| And he says, you know, there's a floating pile of garbage in the ocean. | ||
| Yeah, it's called Puerto Rico. | ||
| Genuinely funny joke. | ||
| It's attacking. | ||
| It's punching down at the marginalized. | ||
| It's the best kind of humor. | ||
| And it starts out like, okay, maybe this Trump campaign is edgy after all. | ||
| Okay, based. | ||
| You know, and I said it on Monday. | ||
| Even me, and I'm a Trump critic now. | ||
| On Monday, I said, you got to give it to them. | ||
| The rally was awesome. | ||
| The jokes were funny. | ||
| The energy was crazy. | ||
| It was for guys. | ||
| There were some genuine celebrities there. | ||
| And then within two days, they managed to fumble it. | ||
| They became the garbage. | ||
| Trump was calling Puerto Ricans garbage. | ||
| Then he disavowed that, called himself garbage, and then his supporters wore trash bags. | ||
| And it's kind of like the perfect microcosm of the Trump campaign, which is that Trumpism attracts an energy and a type of person, which is actually directionally correct. | ||
| Like calling Puerto Rico garbage is directionally correct. | ||
| Calling Haiti garbage is, and a shithole, directionally correct. | ||
| Funny edgy instinctively. | ||
| We know this is good stuff. | ||
| We know this is good. | ||
| And then who ruins it? | ||
| The stodgy boomer campaign officials who are kitschy and they want to run away from that stuff. | ||
| So when Biden calls Trump garbage, what is Jason Miller, the campaign advisor, what is his bright idea? | ||
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Hey Trump, wouldn't it be funny if you dressed up like a garbage man and got in a garbage truck? | |
| No. | ||
| That's a terrible idea. | ||
| It's not funny. | ||
| It doesn't make sense. | ||
| You called them garbage. | ||
| They called you garbage. | ||
| Now you're gonna dress up like a garbage man? | ||
| Like, what's the punchline? | ||
| Are you saying we are garbage? | ||
| Are you saying you're gonna take the trash out like Puerto Rico? | ||
| It's unclear. | ||
| It doesn't really make sense. | ||
| The most logical explanation is you're kind of like owning it and saying, yeah, we are garbage. | ||
| And I don't know, again, that's not really funny. | ||
| I think it sends the wrong message. | ||
| So some fucking idiot, some retard on the campaign, like I said, some kitschy boomer like Jason Miller or Chris Lasavita said, hey, Mr. | ||
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Trump, you know what would be really funny? | |
| What if you dressed up like a garbage man? | ||
| Maybe it was Trump's idea himself. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| But that's like step one. | ||
| The Trump campaign takes something, again, that's like instinctively, organically good, and they make it kitschy. | ||
| They take something that's organically good and edgy and funny, something that real niggas are going to go, fuck yeah, they are garbage. | ||
| And they run away from it, and they run towards kitsch. | ||
| They run towards self-flagellation. | ||
| And they say, we're garbage! | ||
| And it's tacky, and it's kitschy, and it sends the wrong message, and it's poorly thought out, and it's not as funny as whatever they thought it would be in their heads the day before. | ||
| And then step two is that all of the retard grifter followers of the Trump movement, not the good ones, not the decent ones, not people like Spexo's dad, not people like, you know, if you watch the show and you support Trump, honestly, I don't care. | ||
| You know, if you're a fan of mine and you like Trump, listen, I get it. | ||
| And I understand. | ||
| I have my reasons. | ||
| If you support Trump, honestly, honest to God, I'm not going to try and talk you out of it. | ||
| I'm not going to rain on your parade. | ||
| But there is a cadre of Republican influencers and like Republican activists who And they exist to scrape money off of Trump, off of the GOP, off of this whole charade by doing stupid social media stunts. | ||
| Like, for example, you know, for every single year, they'll go, Hey Siri, who's Mohammed? | ||
| Mohammed was the prophet, blah, blah. | ||
| Hey Siri, who's Jesus? | ||
| I can't talk about that. | ||
| Hey, Twitter! | ||
| Siri says they can't say who Jesus is! | ||
| And they'll do... | ||
| Every year, it's some stupid fucking shit. | ||
| Like, every year. | ||
| Hey, Twitter, did you know if you Google who Trump is, it says felon. | ||
| But if you Google who Bill Clinton is, it says president. | ||
| Every year, they're doing some nonsense, like, attention-grabbing grift like that. | ||
| And they exist to do the kitschy, gimmicky. | ||
| They don't get it. | ||
| They're liberal. | ||
| They're female. | ||
| They're gay. | ||
| They're beta male men. | ||
| And there's like this collection of Republican grifters. | ||
| They thrive on scraping donations, think tank money. | ||
| You know, they float and cycle through the different organizations. | ||
| And it is these parasites... | ||
| Who opposed Trump in the beginning. | ||
| But whenever Trump wins, they are there to eat the crumbs that fall from his table. | ||
| They are barnacles that attach onto him. | ||
| And they eat organisms that attach to him as he sails through the ocean. | ||
| I don't know how that works. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| They're like phytoplankton or whatever. | ||
| They're feeding off of him. | ||
| It's mutualism. | ||
| And this is the kind of person I'm talking about. | ||
| Trump will do something based. | ||
| People around Trump will do something based. | ||
| It's based because it's raw truth. | ||
| It points towards a red pill, which is like race realism or Jewish power, whatever. | ||
| And let's leave it alone. | ||
| Let's let it ride. | ||
| The guy called Puerto Rico a shithole, like, yeah, I understand it's a bad look. | ||
| You got to distance yourself. | ||
| But I mean, whatever, leave it alone. | ||
| But they can never just leave it alone. | ||
| The consultants, advisors, and managers have to come in, make it kitschy, gay. | ||
| They have to turn it into some humiliation ritual. | ||
| And then the grifter influencers jump in and they, because they're speaking the same, because the advisors, consultants and the grifter influencers, they're all the same types of people. | ||
| They're all women, gays, HR department types, beta male men, whatever. | ||
| They devour this stuff up and they become a part of it. | ||
| You know, that's how you get from Puerto Rico as a shithole to Trump saying this garbage truck is for Kamala and it's so bad to then they're all dressing up like garbage. | ||
| That's how you get from one to the next to the conclusion, which is this smug face at Daily Wire dressed up like a multiple Trump supporter women dressed up like trash bags. | ||
| That's how you get there. | ||
| It's like someone who is truly based would never do this. | ||
| Like, a real brown shirt soldier for the revolution would never do this. | ||
| A real brown shirt, fascist, Trumpenreich, loyalist, revolutionary would never dress up in a garbage bag and take a selfie making a stupid fucking face and say, look guys, we're garbage! | ||
| We're garbage. | ||
| Look, I did the thing. | ||
| Because that's what... | ||
| Women love that kind of stuff. | ||
| Women love to put on a stupid fucking outfit. | ||
| And they like to think about accessories and nails. | ||
| And then they love to take the dumbest picture you've ever seen, making the most obnoxious facial expression in the most obnoxious pose you've ever seen. | ||
| Women will like... | ||
| What is it the way that women pose? | ||
| The way they like bend their knees or they like put their ass out? | ||
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It makes me just want to, you know... | |
| They'll make the dumbest face, make the stupid pose in a stupid outfit with the selfie, and they live for that shit. | ||
| They live for it. | ||
|
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They live for that. | |
| You know, if you think about, like, you know, some people argue that humanity is about the universe becoming self-conscious. | ||
| They say that, you know, what differentiates us from everything else in the universe is the mind. | ||
| And the mind possesses consciousness. | ||
| And we are the universe, like, we consume energy to generate consciousness. | ||
| Women consume energy to generate Instagram photos. | ||
| Like, some people say you measure a civilization by how much energy it translates into intelligence. | ||
| Computation. | ||
| You know, harness the power of the sun and use it to create a trillion computers. | ||
| You know, a quadrillion computers. | ||
| Women exist. | ||
| Their function is to harvest organic matter and turn it into Instagram photographs. | ||
| To... | ||
| The same way that a spider weaves a web, the same way that a beaver builds a dam, a female will create a set. | ||
| They'll create an outfit. | ||
| They'll create a pose to take a picture and to edit the picture and post it on social media. | ||
| That is what they exist to do. | ||
| That is what their function is. | ||
| If we don't kind of like, as men, make them create babies. | ||
| And this is what she's doing right here. | ||
| Someone says she's so bad, though. | ||
| She's really not. | ||
| Is she bad? | ||
| Let me look up some other... | ||
| I'm not gonna look at her in the, you know, garbage bag. | ||
| Eh, she's kind of bad. | ||
|
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Eh. | |
| She looks kind of like she has Down syndrome. | ||
| You see the way her eyes are like that? | ||
| You see the way her eyes are kind of far apart? | ||
| Is she Jewish? | ||
| Kind of like big nose. | ||
| Flat, wide nose. | ||
| Eyes are far apart. | ||
| Round eyes. | ||
| Kind of like a little... | ||
| little like Downs thing going on. | ||
|
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Yeah, she looks better in this picture. | |
| Her eyes don't look that way in this one. | ||
| But her nose is too wide. | ||
| What is that nose? | ||
| The nose is too flat and wide. | ||
|
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She's pretty mad, honestly. | |
| You guys are glazing. | ||
|
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She's mid. | |
| She's not a bad-looking woman, but... | ||
| Oh, look at the husband. | ||
|
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husband what a chud. | |
| Dude, they got one black guy. | ||
|
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That's crazy. | |
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| This is what I'm talking about. | ||
| This is what I'm talking about, dude. | ||
|
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Look at this shit. | |
| See, this is why I don't want to get married. | ||
| I also hate that smile they do where they put their tongue in between their teeth. | ||
| You know what I'm talking about? | ||
| They smile like... | ||
| They have their tongue, like, just between their teeth. | ||
|
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I hate that. | |
| I hate everything about this photo. | ||
|
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I hate it, dude. | |
| The thought of being at an event where this is going on, it's just like... | ||
| I don't want to be anywhere near that. | ||
| They're in some stupid themed outfit. | ||
| What if we all... | ||
| Oh, that's cute. | ||
| We'll all wear white socks. | ||
| It's cute. | ||
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We'll all wear white socks and oversized button-down shirts. | |
| It's cute. | ||
| It's cute. | ||
| And they're all mid. | ||
|
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This one's hot. | |
| Well, no, she wants you to think she's hot. | ||
| She's not that hot, but she's blonde and she wants you to think she's hot. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| What's going on here, dude? | ||
| This is what I'm talking about. | ||
| Guys live for this shit. | ||
| They're all a little overweight. | ||
| They're all mid. | ||
| And guys are like, this is, oh man, we put the village to the sword for this. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think so. | ||
| Oh, and the cowboy hat. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Oh, great. | ||
| Cowboy hats. | ||
|
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Awesome. | |
| Oh, we got the Monochromatic, modern farmhouse. | ||
|
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That's very chic, very trendy right now. | |
| I just can't. | ||
| Oh my. | ||
| Dude, I just can't. | ||
| Fitting song, good song. | ||
|
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The cowboy! | |
| And the cowboy! | ||
| Oh, I'm a cowgirl! | ||
|
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Oh, man, dude. | |
| Ugh. | ||
| Can't stand it, dude. | ||
|
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Alright! | |
| Little hoedown! | ||
|
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Anyway. | |
| Yeah, and I think she's mid. | ||
| I think you guys are just glazing. | ||
|
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Let's see what else we got here. | |
| Did you see this? | ||
| Dude, is this even real? | ||
| I mean, seriously, is this even real? | ||
| This is MAGA, you guys. | ||
| This proud piece of garbage is proud to be one. | ||
| Fuck Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. | ||
| A reckoning is coming in six days. | ||
| Yeah, there's your Trump 2024, by the way. | ||
| Is this even real? | ||
| Like, is this real or is this AI generated? | ||
| This can't be real. | ||
| Like, this can't actually be real. | ||
| And the guy's gay. | ||
| I am a proud patriot. | ||
| American flag, gay flag. | ||
| JD Vance says he wouldn't be surprised if he and Trump won just the normal gay guy vote. | ||
| Yes, dude. | ||
| It's so cooked. | ||
| This is not based. | ||
| This is not Hitler energy. | ||
| You know, back when I used to work for Ye, we would always say, okay, but is it Hitler level? | ||
| You know, when I was working for Kanye, when I was working for Ye, and we were talking about running for president, we would always kind of look at our work and we would say, okay, but is it Hitler level? | ||
| Is this Hitler level work? | ||
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And we would say, no, it's not Hitler. | |
| And we'd say, okay, we got to fix it. | ||
| You know, and Ye would call me up on the phone and he would say, get me a list. | ||
| Back in, like, January 2023, he'd pick up the phone. | ||
| I'd be driving around. | ||
| He'd pick up the phone. | ||
| He'd be like, hey. | ||
| He'd be like, what's good? | ||
| I'd be like, hey, what's going on? | ||
| He's like, like, could you, like, get me a list of, like, every Hitler policy... | ||
| And so I would be writing up, you know, he'd say, get me five of Hitler's most hardcore policies. | ||
| Get me five of Hitler's most agreeable policies, like his most softcore policies. | ||
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I said, okay. | |
| So we build the five hardcore Hitler policies. | ||
| I'd send that, okay, now give me the five softest ones, the ones that are least controversial. | ||
| I said, okay. | ||
| So I gave him... | ||
| He goes, okay, now combine them. | ||
| Combine them and make them one. | ||
| I'd be like, okay. | ||
| So, I mean, this is how... | ||
| These are real phone calls, by the way. | ||
| This is how we would operate. | ||
| This is not Hitler-level, you guys. | ||
| This is not Hitler-level. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| When J.D. Vance goes on Joe Rogan and says, we're going to win the gay guy vote, and then some fat, gay, lumpenproletariat, untermensch... | ||
| Gets on and says, yeah! | ||
|
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I'm proud garbage! | |
| I'm proud garbage! | ||
| It's like, guys! | ||
|
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Guys! | |
| Guys! | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| When Brett Cooper is wearing a trash bag and this guy is doing this, like, what are we doing? | ||
| What's the endgame here? | ||
| Here's his TikTok. | ||
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What's the TikTok gonna be? | |
| I'm actually 19. | ||
| Going on 20 in September. | ||
| Why am I not getting audio? | ||
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I gotta turn on my volume. | |
| I'm actually 19. | ||
| Going on 20 in September. | ||
| Hang on. | ||
| Why is it so quiet? | ||
| Can you guys hear it? | ||
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I'm actually 19. | |
| Going on 20 in September. | ||
| Bruh. | ||
| Dude, this guy is 19? | ||
| That's honestly just sad. | ||
| You actually have to just feel bad. | ||
| He can't help it. | ||
| Honestly, this is unironically why we needed Jesus' sacrifice on the cross. | ||
| Because this is the wages of sin. | ||
| Some people are born. | ||
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It's honest. | |
| And I'd say this with zero irony. | ||
| But some people are born looking like Chad Champion, and then some people are born looking like this. | ||
| He can't help it. | ||
| I mean, look at him. | ||
| You know, people say, you need to look, Max. | ||
| Hey, what the fuck would you recommend that this guy do, seriously? | ||
| People say, well, 99% of people just need to, like, take a shower and get eight hours of sleep and, like, you know, eat a low-carb diet. | ||
| Okay, now what do you recommend for this gentleman? | ||
| You think this guy isn't doing enough cold showers at 4 a.m.? | ||
| Yeah, jogging is not going to cure this. | ||
| Lifting weights is not going to cure this. | ||
| Well, there's things you could do. | ||
| What's this guy going to do? | ||
| Minoxidil? | ||
| He's 19! | ||
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He's 19! | |
| Yeah, he could lose weight. | ||
| He could shave. | ||
| He could wash his face. | ||
| He could get his eyebrows threaded. | ||
| And then what? | ||
| I mean, what's really the hope for an individual like this? | ||
| And he's homosexual. | ||
| And he's probably a homosexual because he looks like that. | ||
| Like, looking like that and having some defective personality is probably what made him that way. | ||
| Or there's this reciprocal relationship. | ||
| Either way, it's like this is a person who... | ||
| It's just kind of over. | ||
| This is the human inequality we're faced with every day. | ||
| Some people look like, I don't know, who's an example of a super handsome guy? | ||
| Me, for example. | ||
| Some people look like me. | ||
| Some people are, but I'm not tall. | ||
| So who's even more handsome than me? | ||
| It's hard to imagine. | ||
| Who's taller than me? | ||
| Who's like a super handsome guy? | ||
|
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Paultown. | |
| Keith Woods. | ||
| Who's like the best looking person in America first, would you say? | ||
| Maybe Zerka. | ||
| Yeah, Zerka. | ||
| Well, whatever. | ||
| Some people are born Richard Spencer. | ||
| Some They're athletic. | ||
| They're tall. | ||
| They're thin. | ||
| They're intelligent. | ||
| And then some people are born fat and short and bald and gay and ugly. | ||
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There's nothing they could do about it. | |
| And that's just very sad. | ||
| So we need some kind of philosophy for these people, you know? | ||
| With these people in mind. | ||
| I can't tell if you're 46 or 24. | ||
| Bro's 19. | ||
|
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I'm actually 19. | |
| Tragedy. | ||
|
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Going on 20 in September. | |
| Tragedy. | ||
| Tragedy. | ||
| My son. | ||
| I want to watch more of his TikToks. | ||
| Let me watch more. | ||
|
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I'm actually 19. | |
| Going on 20 in September. | ||
| Overflow my cup. | ||
| I want more of this content. | ||
| Dude, everything is like this now. | ||
| Log in. | ||
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Whatever, I guess we don't have any more. | |
| Brother. | ||
| Brother. | ||
| So now you got Scott Pressler with his long hair. | ||
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Dude. | |
| This is your Trump movement, guys. | ||
| This is your... | ||
| Yeah, this is why I'm not on board right now. | ||
| Part of it. | ||
| What do we do? | ||
| What is going on here? | ||
| Hey man, listen. | ||
| Honest to God, I really don't judge. | ||
| Get a haircut. | ||
| Lose some weight. | ||
| Act like a man. | ||
| You're a man. | ||
| Act like a man. | ||
| Cut the hair. | ||
| Change the voice. | ||
| Why are we trying to look like a woman? | ||
| Why are we trying to look and act like a woman? | ||
| You're a seven foot... | ||
| This guy's like seven feet tall. | ||
| And he's got long hair. | ||
| And he prances around. | ||
| Come on, brother. | ||
| Let's try and act like a man. | ||
| Scott Pressler has voted for Trump in Pennsylvania. | ||
| And then you get this guy. | ||
| Yeah, Scott Pressler will be the reason. | ||
| Okay, so what are these guys going to go and have a victory lap together? | ||
| Oh, and here we go. | ||
| The gay Republican retweeted Biden sees you as garbage. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| The gay Republican, American flag, Israel flag. | ||
| Retweet if Biden sees you as garbage, but you're too busy voting for Trump to care. | ||
| And we have an Archie Bunker meme in the replies to boot. | ||
| It just gets better and better. | ||
| Gay Republican swag. | ||
| The gay Republican. | ||
| U.S. flag, Israel flag. | ||
| Gay Republican swag. | ||
| I don't even want to scroll too far. | ||
| God knows what lurks on that timeline. | ||
| So you get Scott Presser, you get this guy, you get the gay Republican Israel flag and bio. | ||
|
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Mazel Tov, BB. | |
| Benjamin Netanyahu celebrates his 75th birthday in an hour. | ||
|
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Mazel Tov, BB. Awesome. | |
| Awesome. | ||
| Too big to rig Trump 2024. | ||
| Dude, this is a campaign, man. | ||
|
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Bruh, Lucas Gage. | |
| Then on the other end of the spectrum. | ||
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You got this. | |
| Allahu Akbar. | ||
| Shukran. | ||
| As-salamu alaykum. | ||
| Why is it so quiet? | ||
| As-salamu alaykum. As-salamu alaykum. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know if that's really helping our case. | ||
| I love, I love Lucas Gage, but like, everyone's saying W. You know, I love Lucas, but it's like, I don't know, is this really necessary? | ||
| Is this really necessary? | ||
| Yeah, is that really necessary though? | ||
| I don't know you guys. | ||
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Kind of funny, though. | |
| And then you get Tucker Carlson saying he got scratched by demons. | ||
|
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The presence of evil is kick-starting people to wonder about the good? | |
| That's what happened to me. | ||
|
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That's what happened to you? | |
| Oh yeah. | ||
| I had a direct experience with it. | ||
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In the milieu of journalism? | |
| Nope. | ||
| In my bed. | ||
| At night. | ||
| And I got attacked. | ||
| Let's rewind this. | ||
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You think the presence of evil is kick-starting people to wonder about the good? | |
| That's what happened to me. | ||
|
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That's what happened to you? | |
| Oh yeah. | ||
| I had a direct experience with it. | ||
|
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In the milieu of journalism? | |
| Nope. | ||
| In my bed at night, and I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed and mauled. | ||
| Physically mauled. | ||
| In a spiritual attack by a demon? | ||
| Yeah, by a demon. | ||
| Or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides. | ||
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So it left physical marks? | |
| Oh, they're still there. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| A year and a half ago. | ||
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Was your wife terrified? | |
| I know you were. | ||
| I wasn't. | ||
| I was totally confused. | ||
| I woke up and I couldn't breathe and I thought I was gonna suffocate and I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up and they're very light sleepers. | ||
| And then I had these terrible pains on my ribcage and on my shoulder and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms. | ||
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Come on! | |
| And on my left shoulder. | ||
| And they're bleeding. | ||
|
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Get out of here. | |
| Wait, they were bleeding? | ||
| They were bleeding, yeah. | ||
| They were actual claw marks. | ||
| And I sleep on my side, so I wasn't clawing myself. | ||
| I don't have long nails. | ||
| And they didn't fit my hands anyway. | ||
| But yeah, that happened. | ||
| That did not happen. | ||
| I'm not from a world where things like that happen. | ||
| I never heard of anything like that happening before. | ||
| I had no idea what that was. | ||
| I knew it was spiritual immediately. | ||
| You did? | ||
| Okay, that was going to be my question. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I don't understand to this day. | ||
| I'm not going to put it... | ||
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You didn't try to refute the spiritual part in your own mind. | |
| You went right into the idea. | ||
| Well, it didn't make any sense, and it doesn't now. | ||
| But I'm not from a, what do they call it, faith tradition? | ||
| This is just a lie. | ||
| That's just a bald-faced lie. | ||
| First of all, four dogs in the bed? | ||
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Gross. | |
| That's fucking disgusting. | ||
| I said this the last time, because Tucker always said this. | ||
| He's always like, oh, I sleep with all my dogs. | ||
| Listen, listen to me. | ||
| If you sleep with dogs in your bed, you are a disgusting animal, okay? | ||
| You want to know why? | ||
| I have dogs, okay? | ||
| I have two. | ||
| My parents have two dogs. | ||
| Really, it's their dogs. | ||
| First of all, they're animals. | ||
| Okay, let's just, let's start there. | ||
| They are animals. | ||
| Second of all, you watch what they do. | ||
| They run around outside in the mud, in the dirt, with skunks and raccoons. | ||
| They go through the garbage. | ||
| They shit and piss in the yard. | ||
| And then they walk in the piss and shit. | ||
| They're walking in mud. | ||
| They're walking in their own poo. | ||
| They're walking in their own urine. | ||
| They're licking it all the time. | ||
| They're covered in this stuff. | ||
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And then they go in your bed. | |
| That would be like wearing shoes in bed. | ||
| Like you obviously wouldn't wear shoes in bed. | ||
| That'd be like wearing muddy boots, wearing boots outside, and like jumping into a dumpster and looking for something. | ||
| Whoops, I dropped this in the dumpster. | ||
| That'd be like wearing big rubber boots, jumping in the dumpster, running around in the mud, and then jumping in bed with the boots on. | ||
| That's what you're doing when you sleep. | ||
| He sleeps with four disgusting dogs. | ||
| Really? | ||
| So that's one. | ||
| That's just disgusting. | ||
| You can't trust anybody that sleeps in a bed with their dogs. | ||
| You know, and he's like one of these very Anglo of him. | ||
| He's all about the country and the wilderness and everything, but that's just gross. | ||
| That's one. | ||
| Two, that didn't happen. | ||
| If you wake up with claw marks on your side, I don't know, maybe it's one of the four dogs that are in your bed. | ||
| I don't know, is it maybe one of the four dogs that are laying in bed with you? | ||
| One of the four disgusting dogs with claws? | ||
| And also, where are the pictures? | ||
| If you wake up with blood drawn and scratch marks up and down your side, you wouldn't take pictures of that? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Of course you would take pictures. | ||
| If you got lifted up into the air by a poltergeist and thrown against the wall with bruises, would you be like, no, trust me, bro. | ||
| No, you would take a picture. | ||
| Wouldn't you do some paranormal activity thing? | ||
| Wouldn't you film it in your bedroom? | ||
| Bro's like, yeah, I woke up. | ||
| Apparently a demon materialized in the real world. | ||
| A being with form but no substance materialized in my bedroom last night, even though I'm not a Christian. | ||
| And physically attacked me, clawed me with his demon claws. | ||
| There was no other possibility. | ||
| And I woke up and I said, that's weird. | ||
| And then I just went about. | ||
| I wasn't afraid and I went about my life. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| And don't get me wrong. | ||
| This has been documented, but it happens to like the most pious priests that have ever lived. | ||
| Like Padre Pio, it happened to him. | ||
| But he was practically a saint. | ||
| Well, he was. | ||
| He could bilocate. | ||
| He could appear to people in two places at the same time. | ||
| And they talked about how he would be attacked by demons. | ||
| So I do believe people were attacked by demons. | ||
| I don't think Republican news show hosts are attacked by demons. | ||
| And if they are, I think they document it. | ||
| So that's just like totally insane. | ||
| I don't even believe that for one second. | ||
| That talks about things like that or even acknowledges their existence. | ||
| Like there's nothing like that. | ||
| I've never heard anybody say anything like that in my whole life. | ||
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What was the next day like? | |
| I'm going to start carving. | ||
| Well, the next morning I woke up and I thought that was the weirdest dream I've ever had. | ||
| And then I saw blood on my sheets and I realized that was not a dream at all. | ||
| I was like, oh, my assistant was like the only evangelical Christian I know, you know, well enough to call with something bizarre like that. | ||
| Why'd you call an evangelical, not a Catholic? | ||
| And she said, oh, yeah, no, no, that happens. | ||
| Yeah, people are attacked in their bed by demons. | ||
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What?! | |
| What are you even talking about? | ||
| So I'm not leaving anything out and I'm not pretending to understand that I can only say what happened to me. | ||
| This is hard. | ||
| And then I was seized with this very intense desire to read the Bible, which I then started without any study aids or anything. | ||
| I bought a Bible that didn't have any. | ||
| I'm not interested in editorializing in the Bible. | ||
| I just want to read it and see what's in there myself. | ||
| I have very low levels of trust for Christian pastors, most of whom, you know, I'm just not a fan at all. | ||
| Wait a second. | ||
| How old is Tucker? | ||
| Tucker's like 55. | ||
| Well, I wanted to see what was in the Bible. | ||
| You don't know? | ||
| You've never read the Bible? | ||
| I understand if you're like... | ||
| I understand people that haven't read the Bible. | ||
| You're a 50-year-old Republican journalist? | ||
| You've never read the Bible? | ||
| You're a 50-year-old Republican journalist? | ||
| You've worked in news media your entire adult life for 35 years... | ||
| Well, I wanted to check out the Bible. | ||
| Like it's the wire. | ||
| Like it's a TV show. | ||
| I want to see what all the fuss was about. | ||
| I started watching Walking Dead. | ||
| I finally got it. | ||
| It's the Bible. | ||
| You're a journalist. | ||
| You're an American journalist. | ||
| You're a conservative Republican American journalist. | ||
| You say Israel is your favorite country. | ||
| You've been to Israel multiple times where Christ lived. | ||
| And at the age of 50-something, because he says this was a couple years ago, he decides, I think I'm going to learn what's actually in this thing. | ||
| I think I'm going to crack this thing open. | ||
| He didn't have one. | ||
| He had to go and acquire one. | ||
| I did that in college. | ||
| I did that when I was 18. | ||
| When I was 18, I said, I think I'm going to figure out what's in the Bible. | ||
| When I started Boston University. | ||
| And I think that's probably pretty typical. | ||
| I think if you're an intelligent person, you start looking at the Bible or the Quran or philosophy. | ||
| I mean, you start searching at an early age. | ||
| I think anyone would say that. | ||
| And I'm sorry to say that. | ||
| I'm not going to cut myself. | ||
| That's how I feel. | ||
| And so I just didn't... | ||
| I don't want to hear other people's opinions. | ||
| I just want to see what's in there. | ||
| And so I spent a year and a half reading it, and then I started rereading it. | ||
| And it was a transformative experience for me, but I'm not... | ||
| You know, holding myself out as someone from whom you can get theological advice because I'm not. | ||
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Sure, of course. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't understand any of it. | ||
| But yeah, that happened to me. | ||
| You think God allowed the demon? | ||
| I have no idea what happened. | ||
| All I know is I was dead asleep with my wife and dogs and I woke up with claw marks on my ribcage underneath my arms. | ||
| And it didn't even make sense. | ||
| My arms went... | ||
| Anyway, whatever. | ||
| I'm not... | ||
| No one has to believe me. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| But that happened to me. | ||
| And so I just was like, wow, that... | ||
|
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There we go. | |
| That's real. | ||
| Whatever that is, I'm not sure what it is. | ||
|
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It's very real. | |
| And so then that presence of that evil launches something. | ||
| This is not going to be clean. | ||
| It's not going to be a clean job. | ||
| That is the most bullshit story I've ever heard in my entire life. | ||
| Everything about that story was fake. | ||
| No pictures. | ||
| He woke up with scratch marks after sleeping with four domesticated animals and assumed immediately, oh, it was demons. | ||
| It was supernatural demons. | ||
| It wasn't one out of four of the wild, or I should say domesticated animals sleeping inside the bed. | ||
| Didn't take a picture. | ||
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And then... | |
| After all, let me get this bucket. | ||
| I have a bucket for the guts. | ||
| Then, after, again, assuming it was demons, he takes no pictures. | ||
| And then, this is the best part, says, I'm going to pick up a Bible for the first time in my adult life. | ||
| I think it's time. | ||
| Yeah, you know, I think it's time to read the Bible now. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| Like, whatever. | ||
| On some level, you might be tempted to say, like, whatever. | ||
| Everybody gets there in their own time. | ||
| On the other hand, you might say, doesn't that kind of tell you something about him? | ||
| That he, you know, is having this big Christian epiphany right now? | ||
| Like, so who is Tucker for the last 35 years? | ||
| Someone who had no interest in Christianity at all? | ||
| How do you scoop it out? | ||
| With your hand or with a spoon? | ||
| And basically, here's the thing. | ||
| I think that is a fake story. | ||
| And I think it's actually malicious. | ||
| I think it's a fake story that he made up for gullible... | ||
| Christians to watch his show. | ||
| I think that this new class of truthers and skeptics and mystics, I think that their audience has a willingness to believe. | ||
| Their audience has a very low standard for what they will accept if it's coming from a particular source. | ||
| So if it's Tucker or if it's... | ||
| All you have to do is say the magic words and suddenly you're a guru... | ||
| And I think that, you know, maybe some of them it's legit, but I think people like Tucker, it's totally self-conscious what they're doing. | ||
| Has Nick ever carved a pumpkin before? | ||
| I have, but I don't know how to do it. | ||
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I don't know how to do it the right way. | |
| You scrape the wall with the spoon, then scoop it out with your hands. | ||
|
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All right, I'll try that. | |
| Let me get the paper towels going here. | ||
| This is going to be messy. | ||
|
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Shit, I should not. | |
| I shouldn't just be flinging this shit everywhere. | ||
| Um... | ||
| Anyway, should I keep the, I guess I should keep the head separate. | ||
|
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Put this over here. | |
| But yeah, so I think this Tucker, I think he's just cynically exploiting the zeitgeist right now, which is, you know, this kind of mystical stuff. | ||
| You know, there's an appetite now for this talk about demons and aliens and, you know, the truth. | ||
| And I think people like Tucker invent these stories so people go, whoa. | ||
| Like, I don't think even he believes one word in that story. | ||
| And if he hasn't opened up the Bible until this point, you know, it kind of says something about what he's about. | ||
| Why don't we watch this? | ||
| This is kind of interesting. | ||
|
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this Trump documentary. | |
| So how much do I scrape off? | ||
| All of it? | ||
| I mean, what's... | ||
| I guess I don't really understand the anatomy of a pumpkin. | ||
| So you scrape it, you pull it, then you carve it. | ||
|
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Yeah? | |
| Did you go to a pumpkin patch? | ||
| I did. | ||
| The president is about 90 minutes away. | ||
| We're outside of Pittsburgh right now. | ||
| The president gets here in an hour. | ||
| There's a malfunction with the flag. | ||
| The team here is doing a great job of trying to fix the flag immediately before the president arrives and walks on the stage from right here. | ||
| How are you going to fix the flag? | ||
| We're going to have to lower these to noon until it flicks down. | ||
| David Cormac just had everyone say, fix that flag. | ||
| We get the flag fixed in and out. | ||
| We're going to get the flag unpacked. | ||
| We're going to swing it over, lower it behind the people, wearing the hands on it and make it manageable. | ||
| Get it straight down, cable it back up. | ||
| This is really tough. | ||
| Why is this part of the documentary? | ||
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We can't make it happen by the time it gets here. | |
| We'll make it happen. | ||
| Keep it off that power line. | ||
| Keep it off the crowd. | ||
| This is riveting little subplot. | ||
| Riveting little subplot. | ||
|
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A lot of stunts. | |
| Are they gonna be able to untangle this flag in time for the big rally? - We got her flipped over and we got it. | ||
| - Video's too loud. | ||
| I'll turn it down in a sec. | ||
|
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Is that better? | |
| *Squeak* Alright. | ||
| *Squeak* Hope I'm not scraping too much out here. | ||
|
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Oh, you scared me. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| You're really melting this. | ||
| You're really melting this. | ||
| Hm. | ||
| When liberals attacked. | ||
|
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Tell me a little bit about how you're preparing for the debate. | |
| What's your strategy? | ||
| Well, this is really the best strategy right here. | ||
| We have all these people screaming questions, and I look forward to the debate. | ||
| We just did faith and freedom, as you know, in D.C., and now we're here for a big rally about 10 minutes away at the Temple Arena. | ||
|
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This is tough. | |
| It's an honor. | ||
|
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This is hard. | |
| You know, when you go to these urban areas specifically, what is the game plan? | ||
| It's no game plan. | ||
| It's just there's a lot of love. | ||
| You know, they want hope. | ||
| The people need hope. | ||
| I go out, I see the greatest people. | ||
| So we're in the middle of a pretty rough area, and it's a love fest. | ||
| You see that? | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| They want hope. | ||
| They want to have a future. | ||
| Listen to the person. | ||
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Have you ever seen him at first? | |
| Nah. | ||
| Nah, I've never seen him at first before. | ||
| And he better become president or I'm moving out of the country. | ||
|
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So you're on the plane, right? | |
| What are you guys talking about? | ||
| Making America great again. | ||
| Do you think he's going to win? | ||
| For sure. | ||
| When did you start supporting Donald Trump? | ||
| I got out of high school to really understand the real world. | ||
| Did you vote for him in 2016? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| In 2020? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you're going to vote for him again? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you think Biden's a worthy competitor for the debate? | ||
| I think Biden is the worst president in the history of our country. | ||
| That's right, president! | ||
| What do you think of Joe Biden? | ||
| Trump. | ||
| We're voting for Trump. | ||
| Who do you like as VP? We're leading in Virginia. | ||
| We're leading in Minnesota. | ||
| That one hasn't been won since 1972. | ||
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Who's the vice president pick that you're going to choose? | |
| We have a lot of them. | ||
| Who do you like? | ||
| Who do you like? | ||
| There were so many different answers. | ||
| We have a lot of good ones. | ||
| I'll be announcing it right around the time of the convention. | ||
| I look forward to the debate, but the debate's not the big deal. | ||
|
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deal. | |
| The big deal is, what have you done? | ||
| By the way, no taxes. | ||
|
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Making progress. Making progress. Making progress. | |
| I think I was carving up the wall. | ||
| Is that what you're supposed to do? | ||
|
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Sources tell NBC News the focus has been on three top contenders, each with a history of being critical of Trump. | |
| Feeling confident before the debate? | ||
| I don't know, but I think we're going to do this. | ||
| CNN. What do you think of that? | ||
| Well, you got three on one. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But that's alright. | ||
| We got it before, right? | ||
|
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That's true. | |
| My hand's getting all jazzed up in here. - | ||
| Seven exactly. | ||
| - Yes sir. | ||
| I'm going to have to remove every seat individually. | ||
| That's a beautiful crowd. | ||
| A lot of energy. | ||
| You think Biden could do this? | ||
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I don't think so. | |
| Play this thing down a little bit, yeah. | ||
| No, the best is really great. | ||
|
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But we have a lot of them. | |
| And Elvis. | ||
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And all Elf. | |
| We got a lot of them. | ||
| James Brown thought we were our best energy now. | ||
| Okay, we're almost done with this. | ||
| Because if you knew what you were doing, you'd never do it, right? | ||
|
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You'll start fading in 15 seconds, alright? | |
| Let's wrap it down. | ||
|
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30 seconds. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the next president of the United States, President please welcome the next president of the United States, President Donald Trump. | ||
| I love the world to sound like that. | ||
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I love the world to sound like that. | |
| I'm kind of scared. | ||
| I won't forget the man who died Next to you and defenders to today Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land | ||
|
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God bless Alright. | |
| Dude, this documentary sucks. | ||
| Ten minutes in, it's like nothing even happened. | ||
|
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We have time. | |
| Content is lacking. | ||
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Huge. | |
| Huge difference in four years ago. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| No other problem. | ||
| Great job, everybody. | ||
| Kind of cool seeing him get in the car. | ||
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Except Marco. | |
| Georgia, a key battleground state in the race for the White House. | ||
| The current U.S. president will debate the former U.S. presidents, a first in American history. | ||
| This is a pivotal moment between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump in their rematch for the nation's highest office. | ||
| On my drive here, I saw throngs of people supporting Donald Trump. | ||
| I saw a handful of people protesting Donald Trump. | ||
| I did not see a single one. | ||
| Supporting Joe Biden. | ||
| We are so happy to roll out the red carpet because Georgia, Georgia is Trump country. | ||
| Former President Donald Trump touched down at Hartsfield Jackson International Airport greeted by a group of supporters near the tarmac. | ||
| The chair of the Republican Party in DeKalb County and we are going to vote DeKalb Red and we're going to vote for President Trump like you've never seen before. | ||
| You're going to make Joe Biden regret that he's standing there for an hour and a half. | ||
| You're going to eat his lunch. | ||
| There is so much energy here. | ||
| People are really eagerly anticipating his arrival. | ||
| People have been out here for hours. | ||
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They said they wanted to make sure that they secured their spot, and they got right up against the fence. | |
| I don't want to watch this anymore. | ||
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I'm going to put on the J.D. Vance thing. | |
| People are hungry to be proud of this country again, and that energy is, I think, something that Trump is bringing that nobody else. | ||
| That's it! | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! | ||
| That's how we'll go with Donald Trump. | ||
| We out here in Atlanta, landing streets, you know, streets voting for Donald Trump. | ||
| How do you think he's going to do with the debate? | ||
| I think Trump will obviously be victorious when the debate. | ||
| I just think it's great that he's out here showing people that he'll keep going in and, you know, stand up to the mob, you know what I'm saying, which is big. | ||
| A lot of people are starting to switch over, support Trump. | ||
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Trump's definitely got the black vote back. | |
| Even the people over there, they confused, they brainwashed. | ||
| Black Lives Matter, they out here. | ||
| Black Lives Matter, as a saying, like, do Black Lives Matter? | ||
| Yes, organizations are a crock of shit, man, you know what I mean? | ||
| Joe Biden don't care about black people. | ||
| How many homeless black people do those people drive by to come here to hang these signs up today? | ||
| They drove by tons of them. | ||
| Immigrants is getting this money all day. | ||
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This is immigrants' place right now. | |
| I hate that our money isn't going to homeless black people. | ||
| Trump's the only person out here that wants the economy to get good. | ||
| Not enough money is going to black people. | ||
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That's why I'm going for Trump. | |
| They want to take that money from black people. | ||
|
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Get out of here. | |
| Brown people. | ||
| And that's bullshit. | ||
| It must go to black. | ||
| It's the blackest people we can find. | ||
| We don't got to be afraid to wear our hats. | ||
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You don't got to be afraid of Rep Trump. | |
| You don't got to be afraid to be proud that your president is trying to save your life. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| There's no problem with that. | ||
| Well, the stage is officially set. | ||
| I think that's good. | ||
| I got to part that. | ||
| set to take place in just three hours. | ||
| Really doing a lot on this stream, man. | ||
| Gaming, now I'm doing this. | ||
| A lot of different skill tree activated on this one. | ||
| A monologue. | ||
|
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Women hate. | |
| Women hate is doing really good. | ||
| I've just been shitting on women this whole past couple days. | ||
| It's doing really good. | ||
| Really good engagement. | ||
| I'm just tweeting like women suck in different ways. | ||
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I'm like, if Trump loses, blame women. | |
| Women shouldn't have the right to vote. | ||
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Women prefer World War III over losing abortion. | |
| It's like 30,000 likes each. | ||
| True. | ||
| You and Hopek are doing everything. | ||
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You're like a two-man band. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| See? | ||
| Move the cursor. | ||
| How's it different now? | ||
| Oh, it's completely different. | ||
| Donald Trump is a completely different candidate. | ||
| You guys complain about fucking everything. | ||
|
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It's insane. | |
| A breadth of knowledge, which he probably didn't possess four years ago, or eight years ago when we started this, that now is going to come out. | ||
| And he's ready for tonight. | ||
| He's ready to lay out his vision for America. | ||
| Donald Trump is president of peace. | ||
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If you want war to go the other way, if you want peace, I think Donald Trump's your man, and that's a big part of why he has my support as well. | |
| I think people have come to realize that our politics was being run by people who even forgot. | ||
| Is it empty enough? | ||
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It was hardworking, everyday Americans. | |
| Every country has rich people, every country has famous people, but the people that led this country are completely isolated and out of touch with millions and millions of hardworking Americans from all across the country. | ||
| And the priorities of our government were the priorities of white-collar workers living in New York who made a lot of money off globalization while, you know, the rest of the country was getting screwed by losing your factories and jobs. | ||
| He started back in 16. | ||
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Trump tapped into it. | |
| He gave voice to it. | ||
| You know, he became senator in, what, 2012? | ||
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And I think the outrage over his candidacy revealed how to touch the establishment of both parties had become. | |
| What do you expect from this? | ||
| Obviously, he's out to walk into the CNN studio, which might be more dangerous than when he went to North Korea. | ||
| So... | ||
| What do you think is going to happen? | ||
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Well, I don't think those external things are going to impact Trump. | |
| This is the CNN presidential debate. | ||
| It's a matter of days. | ||
| He's going to be picking a vice president, potentially. | ||
| And, you know, there's a lot of people in this room that are under contention for that. | ||
| You're one of them, obviously. | ||
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I think we're good. | |
| I think we're doing good. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, when do you take that call to come? | ||
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Well, I don't know. | |
| That's his decision to make. | ||
| But the good news is he's got like 10 people to pick from that are all better than Kamala Harris. | ||
| All right, here we go. | ||
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I kind of defaced it by stabbing it too much. | |
| And there may be people that aren't vice presidents that are in this room that are going to get a chance to serve in other positions in his administration that are critically important. | ||
| I think it matters who the Secretary of Treasury is, of energy, of state, Attorney General. | ||
| So the good news is we are blessed with a lot of really talented people. | ||
| And the Democratic Party's got Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. | ||
| I mean, that's not very impressive. | ||
| Let's first change it, though. | ||
| Should we change it to Vance? | ||
| I feel like this isn't that good. | ||
| I'll change it to Javance on Joe Rogan and experience all right how are you sir Good, man. | ||
| How are you doing? | ||
| Very nice to meet you. | ||
| Yeah, nice to meet you, too. | ||
| What is it like running for Vice President of the United States? | ||
| How crazy is this experience? | ||
| It's pretty weird. | ||
| It's pretty weird. | ||
| You know, I was just telling you this earlier, but the first time that I've been in a public spot without Secret Service in the room is right now. | ||
| So I'm like looking around for these guys. | ||
| How long has it been? | ||
| It's three months, right? | ||
| So he asked me the Monday of the RNC convention, which I think was June 15th, And I really didn't know that morning. | ||
| I thought that he was probably going to pick me, but I didn't know for sure. | ||
| Probably 60-40, basically. | ||
| And so I had no idea. | ||
| I get the call around 1 o'clock at Milwaukee time at the RNC convention. | ||
| I'm hanging out with my kid. | ||
| Another one of my kids is in the other room asleep, because our kids are young, so they nap still. | ||
| And he makes this call, and he's like, hey, do you want to be my vice president? | ||
| I was like, oh. | ||
| Was it literally just like that? | ||
| Well, actually, what happened is I get a text message from a staff member on his team that says he just missed a very important phone call. | ||
| And I don't know, you know, because there's so much inbound traffic that I think it just went straight to voicemail. | ||
| So I call him back and I'm like, hey, sir, what's going on? | ||
| He said, J.D., you just missed a very important phone call. | ||
| I'm going to have to pick somebody else now. | ||
| You know, so I'm about to shit a brick here. | ||
| And then he says, no, no, I'm just kidding. | ||
| Obviously, I want you to be my vice president. | ||
| And the funny thing is, you know, my seven-year-old is in the background and he has no idea what's going on. | ||
| It's one of the good things about this. | ||
| He has no clue what's going on. | ||
| He's like, Dad, who are you talking to? | ||
| He's talking about Pokemon cards, right? | ||
| And, you know, Trump hears my son in the background and he says, well, who's that? | ||
| And I said, that's my seven-year-old son. | ||
| And he's like, put him on the phone. | ||
| And I'm just anxious for him to get this statement out, because in my mind, it's not final until the statement is actually out. | ||
| And he talks to my son, and he reads the statement that he is going to put out on Truth Social announcing that I'm the VP nominee of the Republican Party. | ||
| And he's like, what do you think about that, Ewan? | ||
| And my son Ewan's like, oh, that's pretty good. | ||
| That's pretty good. | ||
| He's like, I have no idea what the hell's going on. | ||
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He doesn't even know what that means. | |
| Yeah, he has no idea. | ||
| And of course, I remember this story because in particular, the Madison Square Garden rally a few days ago was the first time that my son actually met Donald Trump. | ||
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I'm just going to do kind of normal, normal style. | |
| Rally at MSG. And my seven-year-old really wanted to tell him a joke. | ||
| MSG. And he remembers this phone conversation. | ||
| And so he tells him this joke. | ||
| And Trump kind of chuckles, but also is probably judging me because it was a somewhat inappropriate joke for a seven-year-old to tell. | ||
| But here we are. | ||
| Well, that's the only ones seven-year-olds remember. | ||
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That's right. | |
| Well, it's like, you know, I have a terrible language. | ||
| It's one of my many flaws. | ||
| But I was raised by my very working class grandmother. | ||
| And she was actually very, interestingly, she was a very devout Christian. | ||
| But she also had, you know, a language that would make a sailor blush. | ||
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And so I talked like that because I was raised by this woman. | |
| Those are fun ladies. | ||
| Those are fun ladies. | ||
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She can make a sailor blush. | |
| She's an amazing person, a huge personality. | ||
| We called her a force of nature because she was such this big personality. | ||
| But my wife's rule is, you know, basically he's only allowed to cuss when he's telling this one joke. | ||
| Oh, that's hilarious. | ||
| So he tells that joke all the time? | ||
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Exactly. | |
| He says it 14 times a day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Early on, I told my kids, you can swear in front of us, but just don't swear in front of other parents. | ||
| And don't swear for no reason. | ||
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Right. | |
| Well, because they judge you, right? | ||
| The other parents judge you. | ||
| How old are your kids? | ||
| Well, the youngest ones are 14 and 16, and I have a 28-year-old. | ||
| But when my 14-year-old was 2, we were on a skiing trip. | ||
| And we were about to leave. | ||
| We packed up all our stuff. | ||
| But her helmet, we forgot to put her helmet away. | ||
| I go, oh, we forgot to put the helmet away. | ||
| And she just looks down at the helmet and she goes, shit. | ||
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There we go. | |
| My wife is just like, oh my god. | ||
| It was so funny. | ||
| There's just something adorable about a two-year-old that doesn't know that you're not supposed to say shit. | ||
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Absolutely, man. | |
| And just had that cute little face. | ||
| Well, I mean, my four-year-old, he was three at the time. | ||
| We were going because, you know, we live in Cincinnati, but I'm a senator, so we spent a lot of time in Washington. | ||
| And I was taking my four-year-old solo. | ||
| He was three at the time on this trip. | ||
| And we're on like a Delta flight. | ||
| We're in the back. | ||
| I'm kind of wondering because, you know, I've got bedhead and I'm thinking to myself, do any of these people know that I'm a senator? | ||
| Because I look like shit right now. | ||
| And I sort of get away with it. | ||
| I don't think anybody knows who I am. | ||
| And we're sitting there and my son drops one of those Biscoff cookies in between the seat. | ||
| And he looks at me and he says, Dad, well, fuck. | ||
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12 people instantly turn around and look at me. | |
| It's like, oh, Senator Vance, your son has such colorful language. | ||
| I'm like, oh, my God, I'm such a terrible father. | ||
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These people are all judging me. | |
| But you're right. | ||
| It's so cute. | ||
| It's adorable. | ||
| Yeah, it's so funny. | ||
| But, yeah, I got to do a little bit better about that because they're going to start judging me. | ||
| People need to relax. | ||
| Little bad words every now and then. | ||
| It's good for you. | ||
| I think it's good for you. | ||
| I think it gets a little steam out. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| Was there any part of you that was like, do I really want this job? | ||
| Because it comes with so much. | ||
| It comes with not having the Secret Service in the room. | ||
| It comes with this enormous change of your life, this insane responsibility. | ||
| Everybody's watched presidents, especially, age radically, dramatically. | ||
| Everyone but Trump. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It's kind of amazing, yeah. | ||
| Dude just didn't age. | ||
| It's so strange. | ||
| It's like it barely affected him. | ||
| Everybody else is like they're getting radiation sickness. | ||
| And he gets out of there and he looks exactly the same. | ||
| I can't wait to do it again. | ||
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| It really is amazing. | ||
| I mean, one of the first times that I sort of spent like a large amount of time with Trump was in 2021. | ||
| And I was thinking about running for the Senate. | ||
| So I was down to Mar-a-Lago talking to him. | ||
| And my initial reaction on seeing him was like, oh, my God, you look really good. | ||
| You actually look healthier now than you did six years ago. | ||
| Normally presidents age very, very badly. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, look, I definitely thought, okay, obviously this is a big thing, right? | ||
| I talked about it with my wife a lot because she was a working corporate litigator. | ||
| She's got a very big career. | ||
| She's much smarter than I am. | ||
| And we definitely, it was a marital conversation. | ||
| It's always a tough one because, you know, even though, yeah, I'm a senator, we're still pretty anonymous. | ||
| Like, do you really mean that? | ||
| Or is that just what idiots say? | ||
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Yeah, you'd have people stop and ask to take a photo or say something nice. | |
| But most people, if you went somewhere, didn't know who you were. | ||
| Right now, it's literally impossible for us to go anywhere. | ||
| What's that shift feel like? | ||
| You're 40 years old, right? | ||
| It would only be logical that she would have your position. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I mean, it's been... | ||
| I mean, look, in some ways, it's really nice, because people come up and say really nice things to you. | ||
| They tell you they're praying for your kids, they're praying for your family. | ||
| It depends on where you go, though, doesn't it? | ||
| Like, if you go through Brooklyn... | ||
| Oh, no, sure, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Of course, yeah. | ||
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Go through, like, the super woke, blue-haired parts of Brooklyn. | |
| You know, it's interesting. | ||
| When we were in New York for the MSG rally, a few people saw me and flashed the Universal New York sign for We're No. | ||
| 1, right? | ||
| So, you know, they like us even in New York City. | ||
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Wow. | |
| But it's definitely weird to just not be anonymous at all anymore. | ||
| And that's taken some getting used to. | ||
| I think part of it is also... | ||
| Let me just give you an example. | ||
| So Sunday morning, this is the event in Madison Square Garden. | ||
| We had a morning. | ||
| We didn't really have anything going on. | ||
| I had a couple phone calls. | ||
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So we wanted to go for a walk with the kids in Central Park. | |
| And normally, you walk out of your hotel and walk into Central Park and hang out with your family. | ||
| Now it requires, we have to notify Secret Service. | ||
| And so then they have to scope out an area where they can make sure that it's going to be properly safe. | ||
| And so instead of walking out our hotel room and taking a walk in Central Park... | ||
| We hop in a car and show up in some random part of Central Park that's 20 blocks away. | ||
| And then, of course, as soon as we get out, everybody's like, well, who the hell is this? | ||
| Because there are 14-car motorcade there. | ||
| So the lack of anonymity is definitely an annoyance that comes along with it. | ||
| But, I mean, I'm the kind of person where you just take the good with the bad. | ||
| There are a lot of benefits to it. | ||
| There are some downsides to it. | ||
| It's what I ask for. | ||
| I try not to think too much about it or complain too much about it. | ||
| I just try to accept it. | ||
| I think obviously if we win, which, you know, six days from now, I think we are going to win. | ||
| I think we'll have to sort of get into more of a routine with it. | ||
| My attitude thus far has been, well, it's only for a few months, so you can do anything for a few months. | ||
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Alright, the pumpkin is carved. | |
| Is it difficult? | ||
| Was it pretty easy to just accept it like this is how life is now? | ||
| Well, you have to accept it, but it's not easy. | ||
| I mean, in particular for our kids, I really like to drive. | ||
| And 99% of the time, if we're in the car as a family, I'm driving my wife's in the passenger seat just because I like to drive. | ||
| And I think for our kids, getting used to, oh, we're not going into our car, we're going into this black SUV, and daddy's not driving. | ||
| Right, there's some other person there that don't know. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Or, you know, one of the first things that happened, we're back at our house in Cincinnati the weekend after the RNC convention, and we're sitting there watching some stupid show, Emily in Paris on Netflix or something, which, sorry, I don't mean to call it a stupid show. | ||
| I actually think Emily in Paris is a masterpiece, but set that to the side. | ||
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Bracket that one for now. | |
| We're watching some show on Netflix, and you see one guy walk past your window, and you see another guy walk past your window, and it's just a secret service agent patrolling just little things like that. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| You recognize that your zone of privacy is very narrow, and that takes some adjusting and getting used to, and you know... | ||
| There are all of these small little adjustments, but by and large, honestly, I love our Secret Service detail. | ||
| Our kids are really into them. | ||
| They sort of see them as their police protectors. | ||
| Our seven-year-old, it's funny, he's in second grade, and one of his buddies, their parents came to us and said, do you know that the kids are playing this game in school called Boss Man? | ||
| Where basically one second grader will walk down the hallway or down the playground flanked by two separate second graders. | ||
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I would get all over my head. | |
| Like they're playing Secret Service now? | ||
| Like they're playing Secret Service now in their school. | ||
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Oh, how bizarre. | |
| So, like, on the one hand, that's really bizarre, and I hope that it doesn't permanently screw up the psychological development of my kid. | ||
| On the other hand, it's kind of funny, and you just go with the flow and you try to work with it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I guess they're just making fun with it. | ||
| Did you have presidential aspirations before all this? | ||
| Is this something that you had considered about the future? | ||
| How did you approach this? | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's one of these things when you're elected to the Senate and, you know, I'm a pretty young guy. | ||
| I'm the second youngest United States Senator right now. | ||
| You certainly think, like, is this something I might do in the future? | ||
| What does this look like? | ||
| What would you need to do in terms of getting your family in the right middle space and just making it happen? | ||
| But it's all very abstract, right? | ||
| It's not all that different from, you know, 10 years ago thinking about starting a business that I never started, right? | ||
| It's just Things you think about, but you never really think that hard about, right? | ||
| And that was kind of my attitude towards it. | ||
| I started to realize that Trump was thinking pretty seriously about making me his VP nominee probably earlier this year because he would ask me a lot about who I thought the VP nominee should be. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Trick questions. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And I'd give him... | ||
| And I'd give him names of people that I thought would be pretty good at it. | ||
| And a lot of the names that I gave him, he would criticize. | ||
| And I almost felt like he was inviting me to throw myself out there. | ||
| But, I mean, it's funny... | ||
| The morning that he was shot in Butler, PA, was the first time that he and I ever talked about it. | ||
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And now he joins the other pumpkins. | |
| That was a Saturday. | ||
| Just thinking about it, I guess it was probably June 13th, because I think the convention started June 15th. | ||
| I go down to Mar-a-Lago that morning, Saturday morning, and I'm talking to him for the first time, because the media had always asked me. | ||
| I was like one of the shortlist candidates. | ||
| I kept on getting these questions from reporters. | ||
| Have you ever had this conversation with Trump? | ||
| Probably changed it up a little bit for Thanksgiving. | ||
| Well, Saturday morning that changed because I go down there and he's like, what do you think? | ||
| Why should I choose you? | ||
| Why should I not choose these other guys? | ||
| We just had a conversation about it. | ||
| Who else was in the running? | ||
| You know, I don't really know, actually. | ||
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Don't lie. | |
| I really don't know. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Look, I think that there were a couple of senators that were being considered, a couple of governors, a couple of former cabinet secretaries. | ||
| But you don't really know because when Donald Trump sat me down, I mean, he talked about 10 different people that he was thinking about naming. | ||
| And this was two days before he made this election. | ||
| So he's playing like a little, like, let's see how JD thinks game. | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| And, you know, he told me that he was talking to the Gardner at Mar-a-Lago about who the vice presidential nominee should be. | ||
| And that's one of, I think, Trump's sort of political geniuses is he talks to everybody about everything. | ||
| And I was like, well, what did the gardener at Mar-a-Lago have to say about this conversation? | ||
| Because this really directly impacts my life. | ||
| And, you know, he basically said, well, I think I'm probably going to pick you, but I don't know. | ||
| And I'm not ready to make a decision. | ||
| And then he looks at one of his staff members who's in the room. | ||
| He's like, actually, wouldn't it really set the world ablaze if we just made the decision today? | ||
| And so why don't you come up with me and we'll just do the announcement in Butler, Pennsylvania? | ||
| And I said, and of course, not knowing at the time what was going to happen, I was like, absolutely, let's get this over with, because I'm sick of not knowing. | ||
| Let's just get this thing over with. | ||
| And then he's like, ah, no, I'm not going to do it up there. | ||
| We need to prepare for it better. | ||
| So, look, I'm not saying it's going to be you, but I'm thinking very seriously about it. | ||
| Have fun. | ||
| We'll see after Butler, PA. And then, of course, I go back home to Ohio. | ||
| He gets shot. | ||
| You know, the initial reaction is I actually thought they had killed him because when you first see the video, he grabs his ear and then he goes down. | ||
| And I'm like, oh my God, they just killed him. | ||
| And I was so, I mean, first I was so pissed. | ||
| But then I go into like fight or flight mode with my kids. | ||
| I'm like, you know, all right, kids, you know, we were at a... | ||
| We were at a mini-golf place in Cincinnati, Ohio. | ||
| I'd grab my kids up, throw them in the car, go home and load all my guns, and basically stand like a sentry at our front door. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| And that was sort of my reaction to it. | ||
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Oh, really? | |
| Really? | ||
| When Trump got shot, you went home and loaded all your guns and stood outside your front door like a sentry? | ||
| Does anyone believe that? | ||
| See, this is what I'm talking about. | ||
| Between, like, Tucker and Vance and all these, like, new people, like, I love Trump, okay? | ||
| I trust Trump. | ||
| I don't trust Kushner. | ||
| I don't trust Tucker. | ||
| I certainly do not trust Vance. | ||
| And they just make shit up that you know is fake. | ||
| You know that never happened. | ||
| But, you know, it's these, like, stories that were created for a focus group of hillbillies. | ||
| Oh, I wonder what these, like, rubes that like Trump... | ||
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What does a Trump supporter admire? | |
| Oh, I know. | ||
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After Trump got shot, loaded up all my guns and stood outside like a sentry. | |
| Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. | ||
| They'll like that. | ||
| Does anyone believe that? | ||
| J.D. Vance, who, may I remind you, was a photographer in the Marines. | ||
| He was not in combat. | ||
| He did not carry a gun. | ||
| He was a photographer. | ||
| Look it up. | ||
| He was in the U.S. Marine Corps doing journalism. | ||
| Okay, he went to Harvard Law. | ||
| He ran a VC firm with gay man Peter Thiel. | ||
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And he's telling us, yeah, well, I loaded up all my guns because I'm a good old boy from Ohio, and I stood outside my door to protect my family. | |
| Does anyone think that is a... | ||
| One's in the chat if you think that's a real story. | ||
| Two's in the chat if you think that's completely fabricated. | ||
| Like, 0% chance that actually happened. | ||
| Or anything close to it. | ||
| Yeah, maybe they went home. | ||
| And then their hired security stood outside. | ||
| Maybe their hired security guard stood outside. | ||
| Yeah, it's all twos. | ||
| Maybe your hired security stood outside. | ||
| You called the police. | ||
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I went home, loaded up all my guns and stood outside. | |
| And Tucker Carlson. | ||
| Yeah, I woke up to scratch marks and it must have been demons! | ||
| And what are the demons? | ||
| Well, they're also aliens, too. | ||
| Aliens are real, but not actually, because the aliens are actually demons. | ||
| No, I never read the Bible until last year, but... | ||
| Give me a break. | ||
| And it's all of them. | ||
| That's the difference. | ||
| Trump is real. | ||
| When Trump got out there, he didn't try and be a tough guy or whatever. | ||
| He said, I'm really rich. | ||
| He said, I'm so rich, and you need a rich guy like me, because I know what to do. | ||
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He didn't, like, roll up his sleeves and say, hey, y'all, it's me. | |
| I just can't with the schtick. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I'll watch a little bit more of this. | ||
| Maybe I'll get out of here in, like, ten minutes. | ||
| It's been a pretty long—what have we been live for, like, five hours? | ||
| We did a lot. | ||
| We carved the pumpkin— Yeah, maybe I'll stick around for like 15 more minutes. | ||
| I really didn't know it was going to happen until Monday morning. | ||
| I didn't know who else was being selected. | ||
| I think it was all the names that people sort of see out there, right? | ||
| All good guys, like nobody I have any personal animosity towards. | ||
| But obviously, you know, here we are. | ||
| How much did you study the story of the assassin, the attempted assassin? | ||
| How much have you paid attention to it? | ||
| You know what, Crooks, or Cooks, or whatever the guy's name is in Pennsylvania? | ||
| I mean, I've read a fair amount about it, and it's pretty bizarre. | ||
| It's very bizarre. | ||
| It's bizarre they haven't been able to get into his phone. | ||
| Some more Halloween candy! | ||
| Don't mind if I do! | ||
| Didn't they? | ||
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I thought they've... | |
| I thought they said they did. | ||
| Maybe you know better than me. | ||
| Well, maybe they got into his phone, but they couldn't access his encrypted messages or something. | ||
| I thought there was some deal where they haven't really gotten his communication yet. | ||
| I maybe haven't read it as closely as you have, so don't take that as gospel truth. | ||
| You probably have access to more information, but maybe you can't talk about it. | ||
| No, trust me. | ||
| There's nothing about this that I have access to information I can't talk about. | ||
| Well, there was a lot of weird stuff to it. | ||
| One of them is that where he lived was professionally scrubbed. | ||
| So they got there. | ||
| There was no silverware. | ||
| There's no silverware. | ||
| The place is scrubbed. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's nothing. | ||
| There's no DNA, no hard drives, no nothing. | ||
| And how do you get that close? | ||
| I mean, do you shoot guns? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So I'm a pretty good shot. | ||
| I served in the Marine Corps for four years. | ||
| An AR-15 from 140 yards away... | ||
| Chip shot. | ||
| Even without a scope. | ||
| He didn't have a scope, right? | ||
| I don't believe he had a scope. | ||
| But even without a scope. | ||
| Without a scope. | ||
| I've shot an M16 many times. | ||
| And an AR-15 without a scope. | ||
| There is no... | ||
| It is shocking that he's alive. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| I mean, I'm a person of faith, but I think it's a genuine miracle that that guy didn't kill him. | ||
| But how did he get so close? | ||
| There's a lot... | ||
| Notice how they always talk in terms like that. | ||
| It's always so revealing. | ||
| Like, would a Catholic ever say, like, you're a person of color? | ||
| I'm a person of color. | ||
| I'm a person that possesses color. | ||
| I'm a person of faith. | ||
| You're a Christian. | ||
| Anyone who is actually Christian would say, and he's Catholic, you'd say, I'm a Catholic. | ||
| I'm a Christian. | ||
| I believe in Christ. | ||
| I'm not a person of whom has faith. | ||
| I'm a person of whom possesses faith. | ||
| You mean you're a Catholic? | ||
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No. | |
| Or what does that even mean? | ||
| A lot of really big questions that we should be asking. | ||
| Well, he was walking around the area with a rangefinder before the event. | ||
| And people were yelling and saying, this guy's got a gun, he's on the roof. | ||
| I'm a person of size. | ||
| I think it was a BBC reporter, somebody with an English accent who did the report on the ground with the guy. | ||
| You know, he's got a MAGA hat on and a Bud Light. | ||
| He's probably not a Bud Light. | ||
| He's got some beer and he's talking to this guy who saw crooks get on the roof and he's yelling at him. | ||
| It's an amazing clip. | ||
| He's yelling at him like, hey, he's yelling at police officers saying, hey, this guy's on the roof. | ||
| Go and get him. | ||
| And nobody responded to it. | ||
| And it's the whole thing is very fishy to me. | ||
| And I hope that we win and then get to the bottom of it because I think somebody clearly screwed up. | ||
| It doesn't seem like just screwed up. | ||
| Someone screwed up. | ||
| The excuse that the lady from the Secret Service had that they couldn't put snipers on the roof because the roof was sloped. | ||
| All of it is bananas. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| And the miracle is Trump turns his head at the last second. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| At the very last second he turns his head to look at the chart and the bullet just grazes his ear. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| He's got a... | ||
| People keep... | ||
| There's this stupid conspiracy out there. | ||
| He's got a mark on his ear. | ||
| I saw it. | ||
| He has a mark on his ear and people are like, why isn't there a hole in his ear? | ||
| Because it's just the edge of the skin got hit. | ||
| That's all it was. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It's the luckiest of luckiest shots ever for him. | ||
| Unfortunately, not for the people that are behind him. | ||
| It's the craziest thing. | ||
| Because a couple of people got shot. | ||
| And for anybody who thinks that that was staged, you don't understand shooting. | ||
| There's no way you can graze someone's ear from 120 yards. | ||
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Absolutely not. | |
| You can hit them center mass. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| You're not going to be able to graze their ear. | ||
| You could kill them easily, accidentally, if you were faking something like that. | ||
| Well, we've all seen the graphics, right, of him turning his head. | ||
| And if he hadn't turned his head, that it wouldn't have went right through his brain. | ||
| And there was another one that went to the left side of him, right? | ||
| That barely missed him. | ||
| Yeah, that barely missed him. | ||
| And then, instantly, that guy's dead, and then they take ahold of his body. | ||
| He's cremated 10 days later. | ||
| There's no press conference. | ||
| There's no toxicology report. | ||
| No one talks about it on the news. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| And when there's a school shooter, we usually have the person's manifesto out there a day or two later. | ||
| We know nothing about the motive here, which I think is the craziest thing. | ||
| Obviously, he's motivated because he hates Donald Trump, but you don't know anything about the secondary motive. | ||
| Man, it is weird. | ||
| The only time we don't get a manifesto is when they're trans. | ||
| When they're trans, they hide those manifestos. | ||
|
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That's true. | |
| The Nashville Shooter, man. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| Have you ever read any of it? | ||
| I've read some of it. | ||
|
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It's pretty wild. | |
| It's pretty wild. | ||
| And yeah, I mean, that guy... | ||
| And they decide that's bad for the cause. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| So they decided to cover it up. | ||
| And they decided to suppress it. | ||
| But no, the Nashville Shooter, I mean, just while we're on the topic, went in and murdered a bunch of children at a Christian school because he or she, like whatever, was motivated by some very radical trans ideology. | ||
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Yes. | |
| And that is something we should talk more about as a country. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| And they didn't... | ||
| If there's any other ideology that led someone to mass murder, you would examine that ideology very carefully. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It was some sort of radical religion. | ||
| People would be, like, very concerned about that radical religion. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And it is. | ||
| It's a radical religion of woe. | ||
| That's exactly what it is. | ||
| It's just weird. | ||
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Wokeism is a secular religion, guys. | |
| You are so virtuous and so correct. | ||
| You're allowed to commit violence against these other people because they're the oppressors, even though they're children. | ||
| Well, you know these signs that are in super woke neighborhoods? | ||
| I'm sure there's plenty of them in Austin. | ||
| Like, in this house, we believe. | ||
| Science is real. | ||
| No person is legal. | ||
| You know what I'm talking about? | ||
| Okay, so I don't know your religious background, but I'm a convert to Catholicism. | ||
| I was raised Christian, became an atheist, came back to Christianity, got baptized Catholic like five or six years ago. | ||
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A person of faith. | |
| And what is so interesting about this, in this house we believe, is it's so similar to the creed that you declare every day at a Catholic Mass, right? | ||
| We believe in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God. | ||
| And there's almost a similar... | ||
| Weird how he doesn't just use the words, right? | ||
| Weird how he doesn't say, oh, that's like the Nicene Creed. | ||
| That's like the Apostles' Creed. | ||
| That's like the Nicene Creed that we say at church every Sunday. | ||
| We believe in one God, the Father. | ||
| It's weird that all of it is just like a little bit off. | ||
| It's like that creed that we say every day at Mass. | ||
| We don't say it every day. | ||
| You say it at Mass. | ||
| If you go to Mass every day, you say it every day. | ||
| Maybe people say it every day. | ||
| We say it at Mass. | ||
| And it doesn't start with we believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. | ||
| We believe in one God. | ||
| I thought even people that take catechism know it better than people who are born Catholic. | ||
| So it's, again, it's like you could always tell. | ||
| There's always a tell when people are faking something. | ||
| Like with this person of faith thing and then, you know, this story about I stood outside my house like a century ago. | ||
| And then this, oh, it's like that creed that we say every day at mass. | ||
| We believe in, you know, the thing. | ||
| Like, you don't know the first words? | ||
| Cadence between the Christian creed and what these guys are doing with this hyper-woke stuff. | ||
| And then there's the rallies. | ||
| And then there's, of course, the various rituals. | ||
| And it absolutely is a religious faith. | ||
| There was this really interesting post that was, you know, I forget exactly who wrote it, but the title was Gay Rights as... | ||
| What was it? | ||
| It was like gay rights as religious rights, but the second rights was R-I-T-E-S. And it was a guy who was like a pro-gay rights guy, but sort of made the observation that when you get into the really radical... | ||
| This guy is 100% into some weird shit. | ||
| ...and stuff, you actually start to notice the similarities between a practiced religious faith and what these guys are doing. | ||
| And it's very interesting. | ||
| I actually met earlier with a friend who lives in Austin who's kind of a gay Reagan Democrat. | ||
| And he's a very interesting guy. | ||
| He's a fascinating guy. | ||
| He's one of the smartest political philosophers, I think. | ||
| How do you be a gay Reagan Democrat? | ||
| You know, I don't know. | ||
| It's just kind of easy. | ||
| What's a Reagan Democrat? | ||
| Well, I mean, he's basically like now what you would call a Trump Republican, but he's a political philosopher and he writes about economics, right? | ||
| That's sort of how I got connected to him. | ||
| I had no idea he was gay when I first met him. | ||
| But, you know, he... | ||
| Very interesting how they're all weird, isn't it? | ||
| All of Vance's political influences, people like Curtis Yarvin, you see who they hang out with. | ||
| There's like people like Pariah the Doll. | ||
| Isn't it weird how all the people in that NRX milieu, Peter Thiel, gay, Curtis Yarvin, data is Satanist, pays prostitutes. | ||
| They all hang out with trannies at Sovereign House. | ||
| Benjamin Braddock, gay. | ||
| I wonder which one of the gay BAP heads, Curtis Yarvin orbiters he's talking about. | ||
| Isn't it weird that they're all like that? | ||
| I'll never forget. | ||
| He sent me something like six or so years ago, and it was Elizabeth Warren when she was running for president. | ||
| And she was like, we stand for all non-binary two-spirit and all of the LGBTI+. Right. | ||
| It's crazy that that elicits laughter. | ||
| You know, the year's 2024. | ||
| And the fact that... | ||
| They have an extended acronym for it. | ||
| It's like enough to elicit out loud laughter. | ||
| You know how liberals have like LGBT? Yeah. | ||
| Well, you know how they have like LGBTQIA2+. Yeah. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| He was talking about all the plus and she was kind of flying it. | ||
| And he sent me this text message with this Elizabeth Warren tweet. | ||
| And he's like, I don't know what the hell two spirit is. | ||
| We just wanted to be left the hell alone. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I think that, frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if me and Trump won just the normal gay guy vote. | ||
| Because, again, they just wanted to be left the hell alone. | ||
| And now you have all this crazy stuff on top of it that they're like, we didn't want to give pharmaceutical... | ||
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Hey, man, we just want to be left the hell alone. | |
| We just want to be left the hell alone. | ||
| Hey, man, I'm a Reagan gay guy. | ||
| We just want to be left the hell alone. | ||
| That's when you know you're a true Ohio populist. | ||
| I'm an Ohio populist from Appalachia. | ||
| Hey man, these homosexuals, leave them the hell alone. | ||
| Stay the hell away from them, man. | ||
| Dude, it's just like, this is what we get. | ||
| We get slop. | ||
| We get garbage. | ||
| The normal gay guy. | ||
| Because now... | ||
| What is considered normal, what is considered moral and conservative, the left won. | ||
| They have now been brought into the fold. | ||
| Now, if you are a gay male, and by the way, there's no such thing as a normal gay male. | ||
| There's no such thing as normal gay males where they get married in a traditional ceremony and then they go and they buy a house in the suburbs and they have two beautiful babies. | ||
| That doesn't exist. | ||
| It doesn't exist, folks. | ||
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Because they're all freaks. | |
| And by freaks, I don't even necessarily mean that in a super pejorative way, but I mean all gay guys are extremely promiscuous. | ||
| All gay guys have 100 billion sexual partners. | ||
| That's all gay guys. | ||
| So what exactly are we talking about when we say that? | ||
| Even Peter Thiel. | ||
| Peter Thiel is about as discreet as you can be as a homosexual. | ||
| I mean, in terms of discretion, he got outed by Gawker, famously. | ||
| And he's very private about it. | ||
| He doesn't broadcast it. | ||
| And the dude's a fucking freak. | ||
| Like, he flies in people. | ||
| He has, like... | ||
| A harem of gay boys that he has sex with. | ||
| And it's weird. | ||
| And everybody talks about it that works in that circle. | ||
| So it's like, is your benefactor? | ||
| Because Peter Thiel, who is gay, gave Vance the $15 million to run for Senate, got Vance's start at the VC firm. | ||
| Is Peter Thiel an example of one of those people? | ||
| Because there's nothing normal about that. | ||
| But it's just like... | ||
| Once again, we've lost the battle and we're just saying, oh, now there's such a thing as, like, common sense homosexuality. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's a common sense homosexual. | ||
| He's a Reagan gay. | ||
| He's not one of those woke-tard gays. | ||
| He's a Reagan gay. | ||
| Like, are we serious? | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| This is what Trumpism is about now? | ||
| At least be honest that it's Sodom and Gomorrah. | ||
| At least just be straight up about it. | ||
| But Vance, the Catholic. | ||
| Vance, the traditional Catholic. | ||
| I think we're going to win the normal gay vote of normal gays. | ||
| They don't want any of this trans stuff. | ||
| Products to nine-year-olds who are transitioning their genders. | ||
| We just want to be left the hell alone. | ||
| We just want to be left, and then there it is again. | ||
| We just want to be left the hell alone! | ||
| Hey man, let me just get my poppers and get the fuck out of here, alright? | ||
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Hey man! | |
| Hey listen, Woketard! | ||
| Let me get my poppers and let me just get the hell out of here! | ||
| Leave me the hell alone! | ||
| Yeah, let me get a vape pen and some poppers and And let me get the hell out of here! | ||
| You stay out of my business! | ||
| Seriously? | ||
| I feel like the whole movement is homophobic, which is ironic, because they think that there's people think there's something wrong with being gay, so what you really are is a girl. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And they think that a lot of this is being given, these thoughts are being given to gay kids. | ||
| These kids would just grow up to be gay men, and instead, you're getting them to convert their gender. | ||
| It's pharmaceutical conversion therapy, right? | ||
| And it's profitable, which is terrifying. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Pharmaceutical conversion? | ||
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Bro! | |
| How is this real? | ||
| So they're saying that trannyism is homophobic. | ||
| Hey, stop being trans. | ||
| That's homophobic because it's taking people who would be gay and making them trans and it's comparable to conversion therapy. | ||
| Chemical, because of course conversion therapy, that's what libschits vilify. | ||
| They say if you try to convince a gay person to stop being gay and instead be straight or chaste, they say, oh well, that's conversion therapy, that's very evil, we have to ban that. | ||
| This is like five-dimensional chess. | ||
| Being trans is actually like a form of evil Christian conversion therapy, but with chemicals. | ||
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It's wicked! | |
| It's evil! | ||
| Once corporations, once pharmaceutical corporations have a pattern and a history of profiting off of things. | ||
| They want to keep profiting. | ||
| Big Pharma! | ||
| Big Pharma is killing our gay kids and making them trans! | ||
| Big Pharma is running chemical conversion there. | ||
| This is your brain on left-wing populism. | ||
| This is why left-wing populism is a dead end. | ||
| Populism that is not fascist is wrong. | ||
| Populism that is not fascist That is not pointed towards the cathedral. | ||
| That is not pointed towards the church. | ||
| That is not pointed towards the nation. | ||
| Always ends up like this. | ||
| And look, forgive me, I like people like Ian Carroll. | ||
| I think he's a great guy. | ||
| I'm going to collab with him actually soon. | ||
| But it's a perfect example. | ||
| That guy is pretty liberal. | ||
| A lot of populists are pretty liberal. | ||
| You think about guys like Jimmy Dore or whatever. | ||
| And everybody says, oh, the right and the left wing populists are going to come together. | ||
| So these like anti-government, you know, pro-weed, pro-gay, libertarian, maybe even like socialist types. | ||
| They're going to unite with the right-wing populists, the racists, native anti-immigration, anti-war, whatever. | ||
| They're all going to come together under this umbrella of populism. | ||
| Left-wing populism and any populism that isn't actually a form of elitism... | ||
| Because it always leads to just incoherent insanity like this, where you mix this broad skepticism of bigness, big pharma, big corporations, big government, whatever. | ||
| So you blend the skepticism of big pharma, which is just a word, with... | ||
| Being pro-gay or pro-trans or being socially liberal. | ||
| And you get this theory where it's like the Sackler family is leading the gay genocide. | ||
| It's like when they talk about a trans-genocide. | ||
| The evil big pharma is stealing our gay kids and making them trans through pharmaceutical conversion therapy. | ||
| It's like intersectional populism. | ||
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It's... | |
| Again, if you don't have religion, if you don't have the nation, if it's not united under those basically right-wing banners, it's poison. | ||
| But that's what Rogan represents. | ||
| Rogan's not religious. | ||
| He's into ayahuasca. | ||
| He's into weed. | ||
| He's pro-gay. | ||
| I think he's even tolerant of trannies. | ||
| And a lot of people like him, but it shows that that mindset, I mean, Rogan, this isn't something that... | ||
| This is a real ideological conviction that he has. | ||
| He's argued it very strongly with Stephen Crowder and Matt Walsh about weed and about gay marriage. | ||
| It's not like this is some non-committal position he's taken. | ||
| No, this is an ideological conviction. | ||
| And people watch Rogan and say, oh, you know, I like what he says. | ||
| Yeah, you know, he questions everything, blah, blah. | ||
| They don't realize this guy's – and I like Rogan, but ideologically he is not with us at all. | ||
| And like just because we both are against war or both against capitalism in a certain way, it doesn't mean we're actually coming from the same place and that actually matters because that's how you get this – Absolutely. | ||
| stop. | ||
| And so right now, this has become a profitable venture that's scaled. | ||
| If you can look back from 2007 to 2024, there's way more of these air quotes, gender-affirming care centers. | ||
| And they're profitable. | ||
| And by the way, I don't even think, like, I don't even think, if you are pro-gay, I think you basically have to be pro-trans. | ||
| Because if the argument is that, like, there's no natural or moral law that governs sexuality, why would it govern gender expression either? | ||
| You know? | ||
| Like if you say, oh, men and men and women and women can sleep together, who's to say you can't change your gender? | ||
| What is the natural law argument against that other than they come up with something like parental consent? | ||
| And they say something like, well, you can become trans, but only at a certain age and only with your parents' consent. | ||
| It's like, but is that even really good? | ||
| I mean, if someone is convinced and brainwashed by their, you know, divorced mother that they're trans, aren't they just going to transition at 18? | ||
| Is that really better? | ||
| Some people say, you know, technically, strictly speaking, probably yes. | ||
| But is it really good? | ||
| Is it really much better? | ||
| You know, let's say a young male, his parents are divorced. | ||
| Mom convinces him he's trans. | ||
| He hears that his whole life. | ||
| He thinks he's depressed and anxious or whatever because he's not born in the right body. | ||
| What does he do when he's 17 with the parents' consent? | ||
| He becomes trans. | ||
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A tale often told. | |
| And I would even argue consent falls apart. | ||
| You know, this whole consent theory is completely arbitrary. | ||
| It's totally stupid. | ||
| Consent for sex. | ||
| Consent for trannyism, whatever. | ||
| You are either Catholic or you are a hedonist. | ||
| I don't think there's a middle ground. | ||
| You're either Catholic or you're just picking, like, arbitrary positions... | ||
| You're kind of like holding arbitrary positions that, you know, just shy of what the Catholic position would be for reasons you don't understand. | ||
| Like everyone understands that women shouldn't be able to have sex at the age of like 14 or 15. | ||
| Everybody understands that, but, you know, what atheist subjectivist has actually an objective reason for why? | ||
| It's arbitrary. | ||
| They say something like, well, they can't give proper consent. | ||
| Like, well, okay, what does that mean? | ||
| And same thing goes for, like, obviously it's because we're designed for marriage and there's something predatory about people doing hookups with young teenagers. | ||
| But obviously it's very different with marriage. | ||
| The Catholic position is well fleshed out and founded in natural law. | ||
| And moral law and in Revelation. | ||
| And this, like, consent theory is this kind of half-handed, like, half-baked, ad hoc... | ||
| It's a remedy for something that in our gut we know is wrong, but I don't think there's really a philosophical argument against it. | ||
| So they come up with, well, you consent when you're an adult, and when you're an adult is like when you're 18, but also it can be different, it can be younger or older depending on the circumstance. | ||
| It's like, okay, so now we're just—we're creating like a—we're creating a form of the catechism. | ||
| We're creating a form of the Talmud or the Hadiths or whatever. | ||
| We're creating a complex codex of law, but without knowledge, without revelation. | ||
| You know, and I think that's just— It lacks grounding. | ||
| So anyway. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The criticism that was made. | ||
| So they say, well, we're pro-gay. | ||
| We're anti-trans. | ||
| I don't think it works that way. | ||
| Which I always thought made some sense as a conservative guy is that when you have the profit motive influencing government policy around health care, then, yeah, OK, sometimes the profit motive can be a good thing. | ||
| Like we're going to develop life-saving cancer. | ||
| The profit. | ||
| We want that to happen, right? | ||
| And I'm fine with people making a big profit for that. | ||
| But then sometimes they'll try to manipulate government policy to make their own drugs more profitable, not because it's good for health, but because these people just naturally, like most people, want to make some money. | ||
| And that conversation has totally disappeared. | ||
| I got into a big argument, and You know, this person, you can read about it in the New York Times, later disavowed our friendship and leaked our text messages to the New York Times. | ||
| But the breaking point was I came out against this gender transition for minors when I was running for the Senate a few years ago. | ||
| And she's a transgender individual, and she kind of flipped out on me. | ||
| And the thing that I never understood, because she's like very much an old school leftist, is... | ||
| Are you not at all a little bit worried about how rich people are getting by prescribing experimental therapeutics to 9-, 10-, 12-year-old kids? | ||
| This used to be something that the American left would have gone crazy about. | ||
| They're trying to get leftists to stop being pro-trans by reminding them about their Marxist priors or something. | ||
| Wait, even though you don't believe in God, and even though you believe you're anti-government, even though you don't believe in authority, well, you shouldn't be pro-trans because you're also against corporations. | ||
| It's just like insane. | ||
| These are not – it's actually not sound political theory at all. | ||
| Like we're getting in these arguments with leftists arguing, wait, you can't be pro-trans because you're a communist. | ||
| The only people who are raising concerns about it are conservative Republicans. | ||
| But we should be concerned when – because it's not just like the lobbying and the influence. | ||
| I mean there's something called the Diagnostic Statistical Manual. | ||
| It's sort of the manual of psychiatric disorders. | ||
| And I think that we're on the – I think I'm going to call it here. | ||
| We're going to read our Super Chats. | ||
| I can't listen to this anymore. | ||
| It's getting late. | ||
| It's almost 2 a.m. | ||
| So we're going to take a look at our Super Chats. | ||
| We'll see what you guys have to say. | ||
| Damn, we got a lot of them. | ||
| And it's just a casual stream. | ||
| I'll read the big ones. | ||
| Maybe I'll save the small ones for tomorrow. | ||
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Because there's some big ones. | |
| VeggieTalesGroiper sent $1,000. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| Thank you for the huge super chat. | ||
| I really appreciate it, man. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| Thank you very much for the huge support. | ||
| Everybody, 07 for VeggieTalesGroiper sponsoring this Halloween stream. | ||
| I hope you liked it. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| I feel like people thought it was boring. | ||
| But you gotta let me know what you think in the comments. | ||
| I know the gaming isn't... | ||
| You know, I do the show on Rumble. | ||
| People who watch the show don't love the gaming. | ||
| But some people like the gaming. | ||
| So I think it's mixed. | ||
| But I hope you liked it. | ||
| Thank you for the huge super chat. | ||
| God bless you, man. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Thank you very much, man. | ||
| We sent this, I think, just right after it started. | ||
| Likewise, I hope you liked it. | ||
| Thank you for the big Super Chad WU, Greedy Clipper. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Well, you know what the Starks said. | ||
| You know what Ned Stark always said? | ||
| Everything that comes before but is bullshit. | ||
| That's what Ned Stark said. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Okay, I thought that was going to be worse. | ||
| I thought it was going to be like, hey man, I love you, but you're wrong about Game of Thrones because Tolkien is Catholic. | ||
| So I'm glad you didn't go there. | ||
| That was a relief. | ||
| You kind of set me up there for like, I was thinking, oh boy, here we go. | ||
| Here comes the critic. | ||
| No, but thank you very much, man. | ||
| I appreciate the recommendation. | ||
| I don't think I'm going to do that. | ||
| I don't really like audiobooks, but I do appreciate the suggestion. | ||
| You know, maybe I'll check it out sometime. | ||
| Most likely not. | ||
| Because I'm just not... | ||
| I'm not big into audiobooks. | ||
| I think it's just like fake... | ||
| It's like fake reading. | ||
| I don't recognize that as like real reading, but... | ||
| Anyway, I appreciate it, buddy. | ||
| We love Game of Thrones. | ||
| Finding Kelly sent $100. | ||
| Happy Halloween. | ||
| Hope you're having a spooky night. | ||
| Be well. | ||
| Thank you very much for the big super chat. | ||
| Happy Halloween to you two. | ||
| Hope you're having a good night. | ||
| I can't comment on that. | ||
| I think if I said what I knew, they'd really come for me. | ||
| Because Tesla did give John Trump his papers. | ||
| Tesla's unpublished papers did go to John Trump. | ||
| And Tesla was investigating free energy and all sorts of other things. | ||
| So, John Trump did inherit those papers. | ||
| And some say he then invented time travel and this is how Donald Trump became the president. | ||
| I can't say more than this. | ||
| But thank you for the big super chat. | ||
| I appreciate it. | ||
| Pretty freaky. | ||
| But Dr. | ||
| John Trump, you know, there's something there. | ||
| Halcyon sent $100. | ||
| Hey Nick, happy Halloween. | ||
| Suggestion, the next time you advertise your hats, bring the original red hat for comparison. | ||
| Winking face. | ||
| What, the MAGA hat? | ||
| Yeah, maybe I will. | ||
| It's not a bad idea. | ||
| I have one right over there. | ||
| But it's just out of reach. | ||
| But thank you for the big super chat. | ||
| Yeah, not a bad idea. | ||
| Maybe I'll do that. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| becoming a beloved king he enjoyed fighting and winning but yes yes yes disloyal counsel around him and well yes Wow Absolutely true. | ||
| LaCruyper? | ||
| Is that the real LaCruyper? | ||
| Dude, of course this guy has the W take. | ||
| Thank you for the big super chat. | ||
| You're absolutely right. | ||
| Game of Thrones is awesome. | ||
| That's a crazy analogy. | ||
| I never thought of it that way, but that's true. | ||
| But that's absolutely true. | ||
| And then what do we get instead? | ||
| Chaos. | ||
| We get Chaos. | ||
| We get the Lannisters. | ||
| You get Joffrey. | ||
| That's Jared Kushner. | ||
| You get Prince Joffrey, the incest baby. | ||
| Makes sense, right? | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| Can't call him anything. | ||
| You gotta call him like Buster or... | ||
| What else would you call somebody in like a PG way? | ||
| I don't even... | ||
| I can't even... | ||
| I have no treasury of PG insults. | ||
| It'd be like... | ||
| Hey, dorkhead! | ||
| I don't even... | ||
| Hey, dork! | ||
| Hey, goofball! | ||
| Hey, knucklehead! | ||
| Like, they took everything from us. | ||
| I get not being able to say the N-word. | ||
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Fine. | |
| I get not being able to say the N-word. | ||
| Not being able to call women like a bitch. | ||
| Okay, maybe. | ||
| But they took away... | ||
| They said no discrimination based on culture... | ||
| Gender. | ||
| Gender orientation. | ||
| Sexuality. | ||
| Faith. | ||
| Age. | ||
| Physical disability. | ||
| So like, there goes fat. | ||
| There goes retard. | ||
| There goes old head. | ||
| There goes squeaker. | ||
| There goes like, you can't attack people for any characteristic other than their gameplay. | ||
| And you can't even be too mean. | ||
| You gotta be like, hey knucklehead, nice going. | ||
| Hey ding dong. | ||
| This is our world. | ||
| This is your female world. | ||
| Happy Halloween, ghost. | ||
| Yo! | ||
| Thank you very much, Hoplite. | ||
| Thank you for the big super chat. | ||
| We love you, buddy. | ||
| I'm Hoplite, the man. | ||
| The goat. | ||
| We love you, man. | ||
| Sorry to see your Twitter go. | ||
| I could see that coming. | ||
| You shouldn't, like... | ||
| You know, you gotta not threaten to kill people all the time or beat people up. | ||
| Just for future reference. | ||
| But it's F in the chat anyway. | ||
| But good to hear from you, man. | ||
| We love you. | ||
| Chad Champion sent $5. | ||
| I've been knocking for 30 minutes. | ||
| Can I get some dots or something? | ||
| Ha ha ha. | ||
|
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Very good. | |
| Very good. | ||
| What are you dressed up as? | ||
| You LARPing as a white person? | ||
| I thought you'd do that every day. | ||
| So what are we dressed up as? | ||
| What's your costume? | ||
| You know, when you dress up as something other than what you normally do? | ||
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That's a joke. | |
| He's white. | ||
| He's white to me. | ||
| He does look super Mexican though. | ||
| It's crazy that he tries to argue that he's white passing. | ||
| The first thing I said to him, I'm like, what race are you? | ||
| I'm like, what are you, Asian? | ||
| Are you Mexican? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
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He's like, I'm Mexican. | |
| I was like, yeah, I could tell. | ||
| No, but he's a Chad. | ||
| No, but he's a Chad. | ||
| He's a good dude. | ||
|
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He's a good dude. | |
| Let's see. | ||
| I think I'll save the rest of these for tomorrow because it's 2 a.m. | ||
| and there's like 70 of them. | ||
| I'll read a few more. | ||
| I'll read a few more of the over 25 ones. | ||
| Giga Groyp sent $30. | ||
| Magatard sits next to me in a movie theater and says, I hope me being garbage doesn't offend you. | ||
| And I'm like, not at all, boy, as I get a whiff of pro-Israel sentiment leaching into my nostrils. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Big surprise. | ||
| They don't know how to act. | ||
| They have no idea how to act. | ||
| You know, nobody's teaching them. | ||
| DJMLFC sent $26. | ||
| My lord, thank you for the show and your gospel ministry. | ||
| Diploma milled millennial dorks send tribute. | ||
| Eat big. | ||
| Winter is coming. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| True, winter is coming. | ||
| I gotta... | ||
| I should actually be bulking, even though I'm coming. | ||
| Oh, yeah, I forgot. | ||
| Okay, well, next time. | ||
| Next time, remind me. | ||
| Thank you for all the details. | ||
| I don't know why that one didn't read. | ||
| I think because you started with the link. | ||
| Demikov sent $25. | ||
| Jim is gay. | ||
| You should Tony Soprano, Max. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| Happy Halloween to my friend Nick Fuentes. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| I did. | ||
| I had a good time. | ||
| You know, I did. | ||
| He's pretty cool. | ||
| So, okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Well, that's our last super chat. | ||
| That's going to do it for me. | ||
| I hope you enjoyed the stream. | ||
| A little bit of everything. | ||
| We did a little faz with Keith, a little Call of Duty, some reaction content, some Twitter, some pumpkin carving. | ||
| You know, just... | ||
| I know everything's been really black-pilled lately. | ||
| Everything's been really intense, really serious. | ||
| So I thought we'd just do something different, something fun for the holiday. | ||
| So I hope you enjoyed. | ||
| If you spent your Halloween with me, happy Halloween! | ||
| I think it's already, yeah, it's November 1st now. | ||
| But I hope you had a spooktacular Halloween, got a lot of candy. | ||
| Hope you had a good time with your costumes. | ||
| But that's going to do it for me. | ||
| Thanks, everybody, for watching. | ||
| Thanks for the Super Chats. | ||
| Happy Halloween. | ||
| I'll see you tomorrow. | ||
| I'll be doing a regular show here on Rumble at 8 o'clock Central. | ||
| Might do a kick stream. | ||
| No promises, but I might do one this weekend or tomorrow. | ||
| So I'll let you know about that because I like doing the gaming. | ||
| But the show will return tomorrow at the normal time. | ||
| We'll be doing the regular, excuse me, the regular show. | ||
| So if you didn't like the gaming, we'll do the show tomorrow, okay? | ||
| And then we have our big election night stream on Tuesday. | ||
| So smash the follow button, smash the like button, leave a comment, let me know what you thought. | ||
| Happy Halloween. | ||
| Halloween. | ||
|
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I will see you tomorrow. | |
| In the city. | ||
| I feel trapped in the city. | ||
| In the city. | ||
| I wanna get away, leave this place. | ||
| I wanna get away, leave this place. | ||
| Pack your shit and your toothpaste. | ||
| Save me from all this weight. |
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