Dec. 5, 2023 - America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes
03:35:48
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I'm feeling my feelings. | |
| I'm feeling all the memories. | ||
| I won't lose my mind. | ||
| I'm feeling about you all the time. | ||
| I'll let it go. | ||
| But the lights keep talking on my door. | ||
| I'll let it go. | ||
| I'll let it go. | ||
| You adore me. | ||
| And I kiss me. | ||
| And from everyone. | ||
| I don't want to talk about you all the time. | ||
| I'll let it go. | ||
| But the lights keep knocking on my door. | ||
| And I don't want to love you anymore. | ||
| I'll let it go. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| You always say that you're sorry, but you never apologize. | ||
| Why won't you look me in the eye? | ||
| Too much to handle, I guess. | ||
| I need a little time to get you out of my mind. | ||
| I'll waste your second chances. | ||
| She left this all behind. | ||
| Why did you waste so much of my life? | ||
| Still think about it too much. | ||
| I think I'm losing sight of what I should have denied. | ||
| You already became the person you didn't want to be. | ||
| And you know that you cast me to the side and you push me to the ground just to see if I'd come back. | ||
| Can't ever make up I don't have time to waste it. | ||
| I'm still paralyzed by everything that you faked. | ||
| You already became the person you didn't want to be. | ||
| And you know that you can't be. | ||
| Cast me to the side and push me to the ground just to see if I'd come back. | ||
| Always on the offensive, I need a break. | ||
| I tend to be defensive, don't give me what you've taken. | ||
| You must be mistaken when you're in close. | ||
| I'll never be close like that. | ||
| Don't act so defensive, it just feels fake. | ||
| Pretend you didn't mention it, I'll stay awake. | ||
| I let everyone down again I let everyone down I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down | ||
| I let everyone down Good morning. | ||
| It's me. | ||
| Back with another Rumble exclusive here. | ||
| Lot going on today. | ||
| Very eventful day. | ||
| And everybody check in the live chat. | ||
| Who's in the live chat today? | ||
| Anybody cool? | ||
|
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Anybody I recognize or is it a bunch of shitters? | |
| Kaiser Rev we got and... | ||
| Vito Carlucci, what's going on? | ||
| Tyler Russell, hey! | ||
| LeCroyper, that's a name I haven't heard in a minute. | ||
| What's up, LeCroyper? | ||
|
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Who else? | |
| TikTokCroyper. | ||
| What's going on, everybody? | ||
| And some new faces also. | ||
| Hey, JROXER. | ||
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Hey, I know that guy. | |
| JROXER. | ||
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Well, well, well. | |
| And who else? | ||
| FitfishCroyper? | ||
| Silverhand Groyper. | ||
| Sneeding Patriot. | ||
| What's going on everybody? | ||
| I got my coffee. | ||
|
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Top Gruyper. | |
| Nick Martin Groyper. | ||
| Groyper Army. | ||
| Nathan Bunnell. | ||
| Nathan Bunnell in the chat. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| Swifty Groyper. | ||
| Hey, good morning. | ||
| I just woke up. | ||
| It is 5.40pm and I woke up about an hour ago. | ||
| So I look like shit and I'm tired. | ||
| But I'm drinking my coffee. | ||
| I'm getting into it, you know. | ||
|
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I just gotta stretch. | |
| I was gonna go live a lot earlier. | ||
| I was gonna go live at like noon, but I stayed up all night playing Fortnite. | ||
| and uh went to bed real late and now i woke up late so uh but that's okay we're gonna do i'm thinking maybe a three hour stream three three and a half hours and we'll get into a lot of different things we're gonna get into the grand theft auto trailer and reaction uh i want to go through biz a little bit because bitcoin is at 44 000 so i'm Doing pretty good. | ||
| I'm actually doing pretty good. | ||
| I have my mojo back a little bit. | ||
| Because I'm doing pretty good. | ||
| I'm pretty fucking rich at the moment. | ||
| So, save your superchats because I'll superchat you. | ||
| I'll superchat you for watching the show because Bobo is dead. | ||
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Bobo is fucked right now. | |
| We're on our way to 300,000 per coin. | ||
| So we'll do a little biz and maybe we'll react to some other streams. | ||
| And of course, you know we're gonna play Call of War. | ||
| You know we're intermittently gonna be checking Call of War. | ||
| And I'll update you on Greater Illinois and where we're at with the war. | ||
| So it should be good. | ||
| Should be a fun little stream. | ||
| And of course, I will be doing America first tonight. | ||
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Okay, let me fix this real quick though. | |
| Oh, it's making it worse. | ||
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Hang on. | |
| My mic's all fucked up. | ||
| No! | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
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Like this. | |
| Oh, let me do it like this. | ||
| Hang on, dude. | ||
| My mic's all fucked up. | ||
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For real, bruh. | |
| I think that's fine. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Why is it fucking doing this? | ||
| Bruh! | ||
| I'm about to say the N-word. | ||
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Okay. | |
| There we go. | ||
| I think that's fine. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Can you hear me now? | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Alright, well we're off to a great start. | |
| Let me make sure I got the right mic though. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Okay! | ||
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Off to a great start and we're back! | |
| And we're back on the best stream on Rumble. | ||
| The best stream on Rumble. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Let me kill this music or turn it way down. | ||
| I want to watch. | ||
| So, we'll first let me check Call of War. | ||
| And then once we do that, We will do the Grand Theft Auto trailer, and then after the Grand Theft Auto trailer, we'll do something else. | ||
| Okay, so let me just check, let me just bring you up to speed. | ||
| So Greater Illinois, whoops, Greater Illinois has expanded insanely since we last spoke. | ||
| A lot of progress on the southwestern front with Texas. | ||
| East and West Texas have been resoundingly defeated easily. | ||
| And I knew it would be easy. | ||
| Oh no, I shouldn't have taken this, because now East Mexico is going to go to war with me. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| So, lots of progress on this front. | ||
| Oklahoma is gone. | ||
| East and West Texas, their army has been defeated. | ||
| I launched the invasion of Maine, and they didn't even have an army. | ||
| It's doubtful they even have an army at all. | ||
| I just cut right through them. | ||
| Maine has been totally conquered. | ||
| If I go to a province morale view, you'll be able to sort of see the yellow and the red is where Maine used to be. | ||
| I mean, they had no units. | ||
| They had, I think, two heavy tanks, maybe five infantry, they had a couple of tactical bombers, five battleships, and I just came in. | ||
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Check the fucking papers, sweetie. | |
| Check the papers, sweetheart. | ||
| let me pull up the Illinois versus Maine here check the papers I think I took out both. | ||
| This is on the 4th? | ||
| This is on... Okay, yeah, look at this. | ||
| Battleship, light tank, railroad gun, interceptor, rocket artillery, attack bomber, light tank, three battleships, two infantry, two more infantry, another battleship, a tactical bomber. | ||
| Whoops. | ||
| A heavy tank, a heavy tank, a light tank, another battleship. | ||
| I mean, just easy. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| 40,000 casualties to 4,000. | ||
| I just carved them up. | ||
| So I won the war with Maine. | ||
| Maine only has, I think, these two provinces. | ||
| Damn, looks like they defeated my armored car, though. | ||
| I don't know what they sent in. | ||
| So I'll need to do something about that. | ||
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Let's see, do I have another armored car I can send in? | |
| Let me move this around. | ||
| Send one here. | ||
| Get an interceptor. | ||
| Need an intel. | ||
| I need intel here. | ||
| See what happened. | ||
| Because I guess I had an armored car here. | ||
| I guess they destroyed it. | ||
| I'll send my tactical bombers into the zone just in case I need to take out some infantry. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Also, South Quebec is gone. | ||
| They just got annihilated. | ||
| I took their capital of Quebec. | ||
| And what I'm setting up for here in the northeast is a war with North Quebec. | ||
| So the last few players in this game are... It's a coalition between Central America and Colombia. | ||
| And then the other last player is in North Quebec. | ||
| So I need to kill him, and then I'm gonna move everything west. | ||
| And the whole country's my oyster. | ||
| I'm also... So, that's the northeastern front, which we'll return there in a moment. | ||
| And then here in the Caribbean, I'm building up two major fleets. | ||
| I have, I think, nine ships here, sixteen ships here, subs everywhere. | ||
| I think I'm gonna take all of Cuba and prepare for an invasion of Colombia. | ||
| That's my big play. | ||
| Southwest front is totally stable. | ||
| They have no army at all So let me take this And I'll take this city in this province here That I'll send this I'll leave the railroad guns behind I'll send everything else forward | ||
| You know what, I'll leave the heavy tank to guard the railroad guns. | ||
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Okay. | |
| All this, move over here. | ||
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I can, I think I can probably take this, right? | |
| We'll see. | ||
| Start moving these guys here. | ||
| I just gotta make sure there's no, um, militia hiding in the hills. | ||
| That's the only thing. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And we'll send these guys in. | ||
| I love this song by the way. | ||
| It's on my Discover Weekly Pretty Fire. | ||
| Uh, oh, it looks like I was doing work on Nebraska, so I could maybe... | ||
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Let's do a little something in the north here. | |
| Let's do... This guy here. | ||
| I'll attack here. | ||
| And then I'll send one guy over here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| What else? | ||
| Okay, so that's that. | ||
| Now, move my navy into formation here. | ||
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Get my subs together. | |
| I'm gonna build another sub. | ||
| And then, more battleships. | ||
| More battleships. | ||
| get my cruiser going over here should i do another cruiser i'm I think I'll just do more battleships. | ||
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Okay. | |
| That's that. | ||
| Okay, and... Let's see. | ||
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That's good. | |
| Let's see what's going on here. | ||
| I think I'm just gonna move him in. | ||
| I can go in there. | ||
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Send him up. | |
| I love it, walking sometimes. | ||
| We love it, and we love it. | ||
| What else? | ||
| This guy's... | ||
| Oh, what happened here? | ||
| I guess someone snuck up behind me send him forward I'll I'll put one infantry there. | ||
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I'll move him a little further up. | |
| If I could take this city, I could start building ships over here. | ||
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And then we'll check here. | |
| Everything's cool here. | ||
| I need a scout. | ||
| And then I'll feel better about taking this. | ||
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Okay. | |
| All right, all right, all right, all right. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So that's all set. | ||
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Let me get these units up. | |
| Purchase the one. | ||
| Move him up here. | ||
| And I think we're all set. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Let me check my notice though real quick. | ||
| Oh, it just revolted. | ||
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Okay. | |
| That explains it. | ||
| So I'll just have him recapture this then. | ||
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What else? | |
| What other notice we got? | ||
| Tank Brigade? | ||
| Oh damn. | ||
| Let me light this up just in case there's a militia or something there. | ||
| Okay, I got 20,000. | ||
| This is gonna be great because once my research is done I'm gonna just build a ton of nuclear missiles. | ||
| I just have to finish these two, and then I research this. | ||
| And then I'm just building 100 nuclear rockets. | ||
| They take a lot of man- I think it's 8,000. | ||
| Yeah, 8,300 manpower. | ||
| But I'm saving up. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Alright, let's take a look. | ||
| So that's that. | ||
| I want to react now to the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer. | ||
| I was gonna react to the Grand Theft Auto trailer this morning, but... | ||
| It came out yesterday. | ||
| I don't know if you saw this, but they were going to publish it today at like 8 a.m., but I guess it leaked yesterday on Twitter, so they just dropped it anyway, and I'll pull up the tweet. | ||
| It was actually kind of depressing. | ||
| Let me get on Twitter here and pull up Rockstar, because Rockstar put out this statement, and they're like, well, the trailer leaked, so here it is anyway, and it's really depressing. | ||
| So yeah, here, on December 4th, they say, watch Trailer 1 on YouTube, Tuesday, December 5th at 9 a.m. | ||
| And then yesterday, at like 5 o'clock in the evening, they said, our trailer has leaked, so just watch the real thing on YouTube. | ||
| How depressing is that? | ||
| Grand Theft Auto V came out 10 years ago. | ||
| Literally 10 years ago. | ||
| People have been anticipating this game for a decade. | ||
| They have this big reveal planned, and it leaks the day before, so they go, ah, well, here it is, I guess. | ||
| Here it is anyway, even though it already leaked. | ||
| Which is really a shame that it's come to this. | ||
| Kaiser Rev says, Copium. | ||
| Dude, this sucks! | ||
| They ruined it! | ||
| Don't say coping! | ||
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He says coping. | |
| I'm not coping! | ||
| This sucks! | ||
| 12 years ago? | ||
| No, it came out in 2013. | ||
| Dummy, you don't even know what you're talking about. | ||
| So, uh, Oswee says 12 years ago. | ||
| No, dude. | ||
| Came out in 2013. | ||
| September 2013. | ||
| Nice try, though. | ||
| It came out 12 years ago. | ||
| No, it didn't, dude. | ||
| 10 years ago. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Why did Discord? | ||
| Discord replied, all right, I'm gonna need two numbers. | ||
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Oh, that's the, uh, that's the Grand Theft Auto coffee pasta. | |
| That's kind of cack, I guess. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| All right, so let's watch the trailer. | ||
| I'm gonna pause the music, and let's watch the trailer. | ||
| Let me turn up the volume here, and we'll watch it. | ||
| Late. | ||
| A day late. | ||
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Alright, here we go. | |
| Lucia, do you know why you're here? | ||
| Bad luck, I guess. | ||
| Bad luck, I guess. I guess. | ||
| She tried to make my world the way she thought it should be. | ||
| Yeah, we were desperate then to have each other before. | ||
| But love is a long, long road. | ||
| Yeah, love is a long road. | ||
| Well, look who's back. | ||
| The only way we're gonna get through this is by sticking together. | ||
| Being a team. | ||
| Trust? | ||
| Trust. | ||
| Honestly, I'm kind of underwhelmed. | ||
| And I don't know if it's because we've been waiting for 10 years. | ||
| So like nothing would live up to the hype Or maybe we just need to see gameplay or whatever, but I don't know I feel like I saw this and I was just sort of not that excited about it And also I I can't do the female protagonist thing I And I think they're trying to have the best of both worlds by having it be a couple. | ||
| Because I guess that's a little more plausible. | ||
| Like, in other words, I don't think it's plausible that a woman is a Grand Theft Auto character. | ||
| Because women do not commit heists, women do not steal cars, like that. | ||
| So to have a female protagonist and sort of be independent would be totally ridiculous. | ||
| Nobody would buy that. | ||
| Literally, I mean no one would believe that and no one would purchase the game if it was just a woman leader or a woman main character. | ||
| It just wouldn't even make any sense. | ||
| So I think they're trying to kind of hedge their bets where they bring in a woman to be the protagonist but at the same time it's just a It's the girlfriend of a male main character. | ||
| And that makes it more plausible that the guy's the leader and she's with him and, you know, that makes a little more sense. | ||
| But, still, you have to play as the woman. | ||
| You're gonna have to play as the girl. | ||
| Just like in Grand Theft Auto 5 I would imagine you have to, excuse me, play as the three different characters. | ||
| It would seem that in Grand Theft Auto 6 you're gonna have to play as her. | ||
| And I don't want to play as her. | ||
| I don't want to play as some girl. | ||
| It doesn't even make any sense. | ||
| You're gonna run up to a cop and punch a cop as a woman? | ||
| That doesn't make any sense. | ||
| So, I don't know why we need to change it up. | ||
| I mean, we know why, but it's so unnecessary. | ||
| And the thing is, I feel like they make that to pander to women, but women don't even play these games. | ||
| You think women are going out and buying Grand Theft Auto 6? | ||
| They're not. | ||
| It's just like with Star Wars. | ||
| They make the lead of the Star Wars sequel trilogy a woman. | ||
| Women don't like Star Wars! | ||
| Men like Star Wars. | ||
| And not only do women not like it, but women don't even understand it. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Like... | ||
| All these new Star Wars shows that they're making on TV, not to change the subject, but you can always tell which ones are made by a woman and which ones are made by a guy. | ||
| Because women don't understand what makes Star Wars good. | ||
| And as a matter of fact, I don't think they know how to make good movies, period. | ||
| They don't understand the magic of it. | ||
| And so, they think it's just like a... They think it's like a superhero movie set in space. | ||
| They think it's like a generic action movie in outer space. | ||
| And so they say, we'll do a little lightsaber battle here, and, you know, she's gonna say a cool line here, and, you know, this one's gonna be a freaking badass... George Lucas was a student of Joseph Campbell. | ||
| He studied the monomyth. | ||
| He studied the art of myth-making. | ||
| And Star Wars is like as complex as the Bible, basically. | ||
| Not really, but... It's a deep, intricate plot with archetypes and the fundamentals of storytelling. | ||
| And now they just make these movies where they're like, so what if there was like a girl Jedi? | ||
| And she turned and she was like... | ||
| After you and you know your turn hombre and then she was like and then she did some action and Like there was a scene in the Ahsoka show Where there's some rebel rebellious chick some Twi'lek Rebellious girl and she's got a need for speed. | ||
| She's driving a speed bike and they're like get back here and And she's like, heh, no. | ||
| No, I just have a need for speed. | ||
| I just gotta go fast right now. | ||
| And they're like, you can't- Well, we gotta- Here she goes again! | ||
| There she goes again! | ||
| Oh, we just can't contain her. | ||
| We just can't rein her in. | ||
| And she's driving down the thing. | ||
| She's like, winking. | ||
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Heh. | |
| See ya later, sucker. | ||
| And this is all women can do, is sort of like cargo cult. | ||
| These sort of tired, rehashed generic characters or scenes or personalities and sort of just going through the motions. | ||
| Anyway, not to totally change the subject, but the thing is it doesn't work when women come in, in my opinion, ever, and try and tell a story. | ||
| Period. | ||
| But especially when it comes to things like Science fiction or crime because they don't get it. | ||
| They're not about that life. | ||
| That's why all organized crime is run by guys. | ||
| All mobster movies is guys. | ||
| All violent criminals are guys. | ||
| So it doesn't work within the game and like they're trying to appeal to women doesn't make sense either. | ||
| Women don't like this stuff. | ||
| So I don't want to try something new and play as a girl, you know, unless it's funny. | ||
| Unless you get a girl's skin and she has big tits or something, and it's funny, it's like ironic, and you're playing as a girl. | ||
| But a girl as the main character in the story? | ||
| Doesn't make any sense. | ||
| So, anyway. | ||
| But let's go through. | ||
| We'll watch it one more time, maybe with the volume off. | ||
| So it's set in Miami. | ||
| I mean, that's cool. | ||
| I like Miami, so that's fire. | ||
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Lucia, do you know why you're here? | |
| Bad luck, I guess. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| Who wants to play as this? | ||
| Who wants to play as some black girl? | ||
| We don't have to really watch the whole thing, I guess. | ||
| A lot of people, by the way, were criticizing this scene. | ||
| I saw a lot of people on right-wing Twitter were complaining about this. | ||
| And they said, wow, Miami, it's not even Vince. | ||
| Can somebody send me the tweet? | ||
| What did Vince James say about it? | ||
| Or this one? | ||
| This guy says, GTA looks like modern day America. | ||
| I thought people played video games to escape reality. | ||
| And it's like... Yeah, that's kind of the point. | ||
| It's a video game about committing crime and you're surprised there's black people in it. | ||
| It's a... The game is called Grand Theft Auto. | ||
| Do you know what Grand Theft Auto means? | ||
| It means people stealing cars. | ||
| That's the name of a real crime. | ||
| People stealing cars. | ||
| Wait a second. | ||
| There's black people in my video game about stealing cars and hookers and doing drugs? | ||
| This is not what I- What do you think it's supposed to be? | ||
| What did you want? | ||
| A homesteader simulator? | ||
| Berry picking si- You know, picking berries in the garden with my wife and my ten white children. | ||
| With my shield maiden and my ten white chad- chad soy jack kids. | ||
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So you really wanna leave the city and be a homesteader? | |
| Yes. | ||
| Like, did they want that the video game? | ||
| Cause it's called Grand Theft Auto! | ||
| It's a game about- It's a game about crime. | ||
| And people said, not in my video game about crime. | ||
| That's kind of the whole point. | ||
| I mean, Grand Theft Auto is 20 years old. | ||
| It was always like this. | ||
| Vice City, GTA 4, GTA 5, that's what it is. | ||
| I thought people played video games to escape reality. | ||
| No, I think people watch sports to escape reality. | ||
| And yeah, I mean, they play video games to an extent to do that as well. | ||
| But it's also about ideation. | ||
| It's about fantasy. | ||
| This is like modern-day America. | ||
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I love Anthony Cumia's tweet. | |
| I was laughing my ass off. | ||
| Anthony Cumia has to be the most red-pilled boomer in America. | ||
| He says the big difference with the game is you can properly deal with these pieces of shit Which is sick His whole timeline for like 10 years has just been shitting on black people - No. | ||
| He's been doing this longer than anybody. | ||
| The other thing that I love about Kumia is you have all these like right-wing dissident commentators like Scott Greer. | ||
| Scott Greer's big schtick is he calls black people magic Americans and whenever black people are up to trouble he says, well, well, well. | ||
| This is very magical. | ||
| Let's check in on Magic Americans. | ||
| And he's supposed to be a right-wing extremist, and he's like a millennial. | ||
| Anthony Cumia is like a boomer radio show host, and he's like, I like Grand Theft Auto because you can deal with these pieces of shit! | ||
| They're like monkeys! | ||
| The stuff that he says on his timeline is so out of pocket. | ||
| Shocking video shows white cop laughing while using stun gun on black man. | ||
| Truth is, law enforcement has had it with these thugs. | ||
| This is the result of black fatigue. | ||
| Every time these cops go out, they have to deal with these pieces of garbage it takes to install. | ||
| It's all timeline. | ||
| Multicultural and richer chokes a Canadian man as he begs for his life. | ||
| There was a time. | ||
| Which, what do you think he's implying there? | ||
| Another day, another brawl between doctors and engineers at an airport. | ||
| Why does this keep happening? | ||
| See, even this guy. | ||
| Oh, let's check in on the doctors and engineers. | ||
| And Kumia comes in. | ||
| Yards away from the white man's most amazing invention, flight. | ||
| And this is how they act. | ||
| They don't deserve our amazing innovations. | ||
| We don't deserve to put up with this. | ||
| I just love that. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| A wild black is escorted out of a carnival cruise by security. | ||
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or taking him back to his room. | |
| Bruh. | ||
| And you know, if it was, honestly, if it was anybody else, it wouldn't be that funny. | ||
| If there was like a, to be honest with you, if like a Groyper posted that, I would kind of like roll my eyes. | ||
| I'd be like, okay, really? | ||
| But there's something that's so funny about, He was just a radio host. | ||
| He was just one of the biggest radio hosts in New York City who just started to hate black criminals and like lost his career over it or blew up his big show Opie and Anthony. | ||
| And just for like 15 years has been on Twitter just shitting on black people every day. | ||
| There's like this old school radio host in New York who just really has it out. | ||
| And he's far, he's like way more radical and explicit than all these pussies in politics. | ||
| That's what's funny about it, to me. | ||
| It's just every, every day, every hour. | ||
| And you know you have you don't have to even go that far Let's see Huh Germany needs a no-nonsense leader. | ||
| Someone with a solution to remedy the problems they face. | ||
| This is just all day, every day. | ||
| Worthless burdens, he says. | ||
| About, you guessed it. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| So he says about the... About Grand Theft Auto. | ||
| You got all these... And I like this guy, by the way. | ||
| I like IAMYES. | ||
| He's a good account. | ||
| I'm not specifically talking about him. | ||
| But a lot of these people are like, man, you know, this video game has too many black people, Kumi. | ||
| Well, at least you could kill them. | ||
| At least you could kill them in the game. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| But I also saw, where's the tweet? | ||
| Somebody sent me the tweet from Vince James. | ||
| What's his, where is it? | ||
| Does somebody have that on... Somebody send that to me on Telegram. | ||
| Don't get me wrong. | ||
| I love Vince, but Vince tweeted something where he was like He said oh, you know the United States is only 13% black So why are there all these black people in this trailer? | ||
| I saw somebody even counted them They labeled all the black people and it's like if you've ever been to Miami Beach Okay, that's what it looks like So, the outrage I don't really get. | ||
| You know, all these, like, right-wing people, it's like the worst discourse right now. | ||
| All the right-wing people are like, wow. | ||
| Wow, they really negrified Miami Beach. | ||
| It's like, that's the one thing where you really can't over-represent the black population. | ||
| You know, if you're doing a Lysol commercial, and it's a commercial about an intact family and a two-parent household, and they're upper-middle class, and they're like, oh, oh you, you know, you're so silly. | ||
| If you're doing a commercial about paper towels, and it's an intact family, and they're like, oh, you made a mess again, let's get the paper towels, and it's all black people, You know, then it's like, that's a stretch. | ||
| Okay, maybe there's too many blacks in this commercial. | ||
| Or there's like a, there's a Verizon commercial where there's a white guy and he's like, DUH! | ||
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I can't figure out how to work this phone, DUH! | |
| I pay way too much on my wireless bill! | ||
| And then some black guy comes up and he's like, hey you fucking dumb idiot, Verizon has all new, look at you stupid ass, here's a pamphlet, can you even read? | ||
| And the white guy's like, DUH! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| That I'll grant you. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| But this is what Miami Beach looks like, okay? | ||
| So I mean, that argument works with like 9 out of 10 commercials or 9 out of 10 sitcoms, but this is like what Miami Beach looks like. | ||
| Have you ever heard of Spring Break? | ||
| That's what it looks like. | ||
| And I'm not even specifically talking about Miami because Miami has different neighborhoods and you know, maybe maybe Brickell doesn't look like this and Yeah, there are of course. | ||
| I think it's like 60 or 70 percent Hispanic But this is Miami Beach Clearly this is a depiction of Miami Beach and if you go to Miami Beach, this is what it looks like So, I mean, and again, even if you showed a different part of Miami and you said, oh, you know, well, this neighborhood's Hispanic, I'd say, okay, maybe. | ||
| But you go to Miami Beach, this is what it looks like. | ||
| So, this is not very political. | ||
| That's just an accurate depiction. | ||
| So clearly people haven't been there. | ||
| This is cool. | ||
| This is fire, honestly. | ||
| I've done this so much. | ||
| Not this specifically, but I've gone to Miami and rented a convertible and drove down the highway, and it is sick. | ||
| The weather. | ||
| I love that city. | ||
| I love the weather. | ||
| I love that it has skyscrapers. | ||
| Miami is actually number three in the United States for skyscrapers, which is sort of surprising because you usually don't think of Miami as a super dense major city. | ||
| At least, I feel like people think of New York, LA, Chicago, but Miami is actually number three for skyscrapers. | ||
| So you got the beach, the weather, the skyscrapers, and they're pretty... it's sort of different architecture than the rest of America. | ||
| So I like this. | ||
| I think this looks sick. | ||
| And this is pretty... this is pretty accurate as well. | ||
| This is sick. | ||
| And this, too. | ||
| Yeah, see, I love this, honestly. | ||
| I just want to see the gameplay, though. | ||
| Because a lot of this stuff looks cool and everything, but what's actually going to be the gameplay? | ||
| You know? | ||
| It seems, though, that all these little segments, you know, where it says, uh, official poach, follow, it seems like they're going to incorporate, like, it's going to be like a meta game. | ||
| Because I would imagine that they developed this for 10 years and with the success of Grand Theft Auto 5 online, it seems like the trend is towards building these super games that have sort of like an interface with like social media in reality. | ||
| Like with Fortnite, for example, Fortnite, where they have all these, you know, Fortnite and Roblox, they have collaborations with all these other big franchises, and they have these create-your-own-games, and it turns into, like, an everything game. | ||
| It turns into, like, a Ready Player One, like, it's an everything game. | ||
| And I feel like Grand Theft Auto 6, they can't develop it for 10 years and then release, like, GTA V 2. | ||
| In other words, like, everything we're used to, like an open-world game with online, but just, you know, marginally better graphics in a different location. | ||
| I would imagine this is going to be a truly next-generation game, and it's going to be very innovative in the way that they sort of incorporate social media in-game and outside of the game. | ||
| That's sort of my big, and I don't, I'm not one of these, like, game journalists. | ||
| I haven't followed all of this, you know. | ||
| But I feel like that's where they're going with it, especially since all these big streamers like Aiden Ross and Jackson Henkel and others have said that they were approached and they're gonna be in the game. | ||
| It would seem like that's where it's headed, is incorporating live streaming and real-life social media. | ||
| So I'm actually pretty interested, but I also just want to see the gameplay. | ||
| And I wonder, have they released anything new? | ||
| I think I had Rockstar up here, right? | ||
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| Alright, well, I guess it's coming out in 2025, so we'll see. | ||
| I want gameplay though. | ||
| I want to see what the actual gameplay looks like. | ||
| Pretty exciting though. | ||
| We waited 10 years for this. | ||
| And it's finally here. | ||
| I remember getting Grand Theft Auto V when I was like a junior in high school or sophomore or whatever. | ||
| I remember it came out, and the day that it came out, all my friends were at my house, and were like, yo, GTA V just came out, we gotta go to GameStop and get it now! | ||
| And I remember asking my dad, I was like, Dad, can you drive us to get GTA V? | ||
| Even when I was like 15, my parents were like, I don't know if you should be playing that. | ||
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I'm like, Dad, I'm 15, let me play! | |
| Let me play GTA 5. | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| And I forget if we wound up getting it that night, but I remember it was such a big deal. | ||
| I think I was, uh... I must have been a sophomore or freshman in high school. | ||
| Takes me back. | ||
| It's gonna come out in 2025. | ||
| I'll be 27 years old. | ||
| And the game came out, the previous one, when I was 15. | ||
| Pretty crazy. | ||
| But yeah, the only thing I remember is that my parents gave me shit. | ||
| I was like, can we go? | ||
| I think one of my friends had their permit, so we were able to drive there by ourselves. | ||
| And I remember saying, yo, we're gonna go to GameStop and get GTA V. And my parents were like, whoa, not so fast. | ||
| I'm like, are you serious? | ||
| I'm 15 years old, you won't let me play GTA V? | ||
| And we used to just take turns. | ||
| I remember back in the old days, like I said, I think I said this last night or last week. | ||
| Back in the old days, you'd get a single player game and you'd literally take turns. | ||
| You know, so we'd have four or five people hanging out and we'd just pass the controller off until somebody died. | ||
| Do you remember that? | ||
| I don't, do kids do that anymore? | ||
| Because back in those days, there wasn't... I mean, people played video games online. | ||
| You know, people did Xbox Live and they did, like, Call of Duty. | ||
| But when it was things like Red Dead Redemption or Grand Theft Auto, you'd literally all sit around the TV with one controller and pass the controller around. | ||
| Do kids do that anymore? | ||
| Or do they all play online? | ||
| And anyway, do you remember how annoying it was when you'd be playing and, like, your friend would just try to stay alive no matter what? | ||
| And you'd be like, alright, you gotta try and die now. | ||
| Like, alright, you gotta go and get a five-star wanted level. | ||
| Like, go out. | ||
| You gotta fight the cops now. | ||
| Because there was always that one person who would just, like, do the cheapest shit. | ||
| They would go into the tunnel. | ||
| Off the highway, you know what I'm talking about? | ||
| To get rid of the cops, they just wait there for the wanted level to go down, and then they just come back out, and it's like, they got a whole new turn. | ||
| And it'd be like, dude, just go fucking die! | ||
| Because I would always, I would always have the proper etiquette, right? | ||
| I would sort of, you know, I'd play, I'd have fun, and then after it was like five or ten minutes, I'd, I'd be a little riskier, and I'd try to go and die. | ||
| But some people it's like they just wouldn't they they're like I'm gonna make my turn last as long as possible. | ||
| It's like bro Not that's not good etiquette Go to the military base time's up go to the military base go to the airport, you know do something Because we're tired of waiting for you. | ||
| They go and hide in the tunnel really fag Anyway And that was, you know, 10 years ago. | ||
| And then, I remember when, right when we were about to graduate, it came out on all the next-gen consoles, and they had the first person. | ||
| And I remember going to my buddy's house. | ||
| My buddy had a, he had an Xbox One. | ||
| or something and he bought the he bought gta5 on the xbox one where you could do the first person mode i remember going just wanting to go to his house so i could play it in first person because i i think i had a ps3 i didn't have a ps4 yet and that was sick at the time now nobody cared now you know whatever everyone has gta5 on pc or whatever but Those were the days, huh? | ||
| Good times. | ||
| Anyway, so there's your trailer. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| Do we like GTA 6? | ||
| Give me a 1 in the chat if you think it's a good trailer. | ||
| 2 if it's disappointing. | ||
| 1 if you're excited. | ||
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2 if you're disappointed. | |
| I want to get a quick poll. | ||
| See what the audience thinks. | ||
| Nobody sent me that link to the Vince James tweet, by the way. | ||
| The Groypers are really failing me here. | ||
| Oh no, here it is now. | ||
| Banana sent it. | ||
| Thank you, Banana. | ||
| Banana is honestly the number one loyalist. | ||
| He sent it. | ||
| So this is Vince's... I love Vince, but it's like, bruh. | ||
| Only 13% of the population, but 90% of the NPCs. | ||
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He says, geez, it was just a joke. | |
| 37 replies, lol. | ||
| Look at these faggots. | ||
| It's all so tiresome. | ||
| It's all so tiresome. | ||
| It's a video game about Miami Beach, bro! | ||
| It's about the criminal underworld of Miami. | ||
| Of course it's gonna be all black people. | ||
| It's not a video game about North Dakota. | ||
| It's not a video game about... This is not Andrew Torba's Homestead Simulator. | ||
| Andrew Torba's... Chad Wojak Simulator. | ||
| Wait, you really wanna leave Vice City to grow radishes on a farm? | ||
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Yes. | |
| You know, and a bunch of Chad babies with pacifiers? | ||
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Yes. | |
| And a female trad wife woejack? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Wait, you really don't want a ride-or-die mulatto bitch who's gonna sell drugs with you? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yes, I do. | ||
| Parallel economy. | ||
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Yes. - Yes. | |
| Yes! | ||
| She says. | ||
| Wait a second. | ||
| You don't want to be a mulatto ride-or-die bitch who's gonna sell drugs? | ||
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Yes Where's the one with the babies I Let's see. | |
| Tradwife and fiction. | ||
| I'll allow you to play video games, watch anime while I clean, home, and cook. | ||
| Don't think that just because I'm not a boomer I'll make the same mistake... Okay, too much reading. | ||
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I don't want to read all that shit. | |
| This. | ||
| This is what I was looking for. | ||
| They thought GTA 6... All the right-wing people thought GTA 6 was going to be this. | ||
| Trads when GTA 6 isn't this. | ||
| Want to be extremists? | ||
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Sure. | |
| Why is Grand Theft Auto not a white trad farm simulator? | ||
| This is why conservatives suck. | ||
| I want to live in Miami. | ||
| I want to carry a gun. | ||
| I want to live in Miami and drive a pimp car and carry a gun and get into shit and eat Cuban sandwiches. | ||
| That's what I want my life to be. | ||
| And, you know, I'll settle down when I'm older. | ||
| End of the male life cycle when I'm older. | ||
| Then I'll be a procurement vessel for resources for my wife and kids. | ||
| Until then, I'm gonna be an adventurer. | ||
| Anyway, let's check in. | ||
| Let's see how we're doing on Call of War. | ||
| Real quick, real quickly, just see what's going on here. | ||
| get a little lay of the land need a militia though Oh, that's why he's going so slow. | ||
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Do I? | |
| Okay. | ||
| We're doing good there. | ||
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Sure. | |
| What do I need for my invasion force? | ||
| I got anti-air, anti-tank. | ||
| I need more infantry. | ||
| Motorized will do because the battleships are gonna do all the heavy lifting. | ||
| So I Could just do some motorized infantry send them down there. | ||
| I'll bring this heavy tank down. | ||
| I need some armor as well Maybe I'll do another tank And did that go through breath there we go I'll do More motorized infantry. | ||
| Oh, you know what else I should do though? | ||
| I really should do paratroopers. | ||
| So I could fly them in. | ||
| If I take over one city with an airport, I could just ship them in. | ||
| I could fly them in. | ||
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Where do I have a barracks? | |
| Here we go. | ||
| Do some paratroopers. | ||
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Okay. | |
| more battleships Okay, oh Okay, and we'll check in the Northeast. | ||
| How are we doing up here? | ||
| Okay, looks like there's no... What? | ||
| How did this? | ||
| How did this? | ||
| How did I lose this? | ||
| There must be a militia somewhere here. | ||
| Because... I don't know how I lost this province otherwise. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Got that cooking up. | ||
| And... Let's... | ||
| Let's scout this out see what's doing here Start sending this guy this way And he's gonna take this plane so don't have to worry about militias Same here, I'll push this And Do I have a | ||
| Interceptor out here? | ||
| No interceptors? | ||
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Bruh. | |
| I need at least one out here. | ||
| While he's doing this, I'll do... Do I have a lower level interceptor anywhere? | ||
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You know, I don't really need any support here. | |
| I guess I'll bring him over here. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Oh, they got a plane up here? | ||
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Okay, damn. | |
| Whatever, then. | ||
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Bombers. | |
| What's this? | ||
| Anti-air? | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| We'll push that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Call of War. | ||
| You know, the Call of War is calling to me. | ||
| Let's see if I got any new intel. | ||
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No comms. | |
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Central America received a message from Colombia. | ||
| How are things, neighbor? | ||
| Sorry, I've been preoccupied fending off an invasion from Venezuela, I assume. | ||
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Do we have comms from Colombia? | |
| We do not. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Yeah, see, this is gonna be my main foe here, is this coalition. | ||
| I mean, they really have nothing going on. | ||
| I look at their cities. | ||
| They don't have any industry. | ||
| They have not leveled up any of their production facilities. | ||
| I mean, look at this. | ||
| Level 1 industry? | ||
| They must have no production at all. | ||
| Level one industry, level one barracks, level one aircraft factory. | ||
| I don't even think they have... Okay, they got one naval base. | ||
| Colombia doesn't have one or I guess they have that one. | ||
| And now they have these from Venezuela, but still. | ||
| So it's doubtful that they even have ships. | ||
| Meanwhile, I'm churning out fucking a hundred ships every day Okay Yeah, so they are just so not ready for what's about to happen. | ||
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They are not prepared. | |
| Can this guy take? | ||
| Yes, he can. | ||
| Send him over there. | ||
| Oh, and the supply drop is right there. | ||
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Beautiful. | |
| What is this? | ||
| Is this planes? | ||
| We're good. | ||
| Man, this is going so well. | ||
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| EMJ hacked? | ||
| Someone says E. | ||
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Michael Jones got hacked. | |
| I have no idea what this is People are saying he Michael Jones got hacked on cozy, but what does he I don't get it. | ||
| What's he streaming? | ||
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What is this? | |
| I have no idea what this is. | ||
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I'll just text the dabs, tell them to shut it down. | |
| Let's see. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Uh... | ||
| Yeah, I don't know what that's all about. | ||
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About whatevs. | |
| Alright, anyway. | ||
| So that's Call of War. | ||
| Whoops. | ||
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Let's see. | |
| What should I do with him anyway, though? | ||
| I guess I'll send him here. | ||
| Okay, alright. | ||
| So that's that. | ||
| That's Grand Theft Auto. | ||
| Yeah, that's my reaction to that. | ||
| Now I want to see what's going on with Biz. | ||
| In case you haven't noticed, Bitcoin is now at $44,000. | ||
| Let me actually check the current price, and I'll get our music back as well. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| This is sick, dude. | ||
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Oh, this is too loud. | |
| But check this out. | ||
| Bitcoin's at 44,000. | ||
| Look at the year. | ||
| 164% on the year. | ||
| From $16,000 to $4,000. | ||
| This is very good for me. | ||
| This is very good for your friend, me. | ||
| Down 800 bucks today? | ||
| Dude, shut the fuck up. | ||
| Shut up, Bobo. | ||
| We'll check in on Biz. | ||
| We'll see what everybody's saying about this. | ||
| Get out of my way. | ||
| Yes, I'm fucking rich! | ||
| And the halving hasn't even happened yet. | ||
| Dude, so true. | ||
| This is me right now. | ||
| This is literally me. | ||
| Good for you, son. | ||
| Yeah, eat shit. | ||
| You probably have no coins. | ||
| You're a no-coiner. | ||
| 100,000 waiting room. | ||
| Only green IDs will make it. | ||
| This is so real. | ||
| I want to see Bobo getting killed here. | ||
| I saw Autumn Gruyper posted that earlier today. | ||
| Buying Ethereum instead of Bitcoin is the worst mistake of your life. | ||
| Give me some financial advice in the live chat. | ||
| What do we think? | ||
| Give me your financial takes because I have mostly Bitcoin. | ||
| I have Bitcoin, I have Ethereum, I have Chainlink, I have Monero. | ||
| What are your hot takes though? | ||
| What do you think is the best thing to accumulate right now? | ||
| Should I keep my Bitcoin? | ||
| Should I hold it? | ||
| Or should I? | ||
| Someone was telling me that Ethereum is the one that I should invest in. | ||
| Should I sell all my Bitcoin and buy all Ethereum? | ||
| Put it all into GameStop, remember that? | ||
| Ask Paul Towne. | ||
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Ask Jews. | |
| I actually did know a crypto Jew once. | ||
| In the sense that he traded cryptocurrency, not that he was secretly Jewish. | ||
| Call Joe the Boomer. | ||
| Is Joe the Boomer around? | ||
| - No, not that, I'll give him a call. | ||
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Do I have him on Discord? | |
| If he's around, I'll give him a call. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Everyone's spamming, call Joe the Boomer in the live chat. | ||
| Call Aiden Ross. | ||
| I do have his phone number, but he wouldn't answer. | ||
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He got told to stay away from me. | |
| But I'll call Jay the B. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| 2024 Bull Run tops. | ||
| Bitcoin 120,000. | ||
| Ethereum 100,000. | ||
| LINK 30. | ||
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Ripple 4. | |
| What about Monero? | ||
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What about XMR? | |
| LINK has gone way up. | ||
| LINK is at 15, I think, right? | ||
| Yeah, Link has been blowing up. | ||
| I mean, not its all-time highs, but it's come back. | ||
| Somebody gave me 300 Chain Link, like, right around here, and I didn't sell it, and then it went down to, like, six bucks, four bucks. | ||
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So, I'm glad I held on to it. | |
| Called PaulTown. | ||
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I don't have PaulTown on Discord. | |
| If he has me, I'll call him. | ||
| I'll give him a call. | ||
| Let's see, where's Paul Town? | ||
| Three reasons why Chainlink can rally another 20%. | ||
| Link price nears ascending triangle breakout. | ||
| Link's price has been consolidating inside what appears to be an ascending triangle. | ||
| Link whales are accumulating. | ||
| Link marines are helping my price here. | ||
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I don't follow any of this stuff. | |
| I just accumulate and I just don't even look at it. | ||
| I just keep accumulating more and more cryptocurrency and I just... I don't even pay any attention to it. | ||
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I'm just buying in. | |
| Because I have to! | ||
| Because I can't hold... I can't hold cash. | ||
| Not being me. | ||
| The government will come in and just grab it. | ||
| So I gotta store my money up here. | ||
| Anyway, alright. | ||
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So that's that. | |
| Little biz update. | ||
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Let's see what else is going around. | |
| Who's calling me? | ||
| Paul Towne's calling me! | ||
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Alright, let's see. | |
| Paul Towne is calling you, imagine. | ||
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Hey! | |
| Hey, can you hear me? | ||
| Yeah, what's going on? | ||
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Not much, how are you doing? | |
| Oh wait, hang on. | ||
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I can't hear you now. | |
| Can you hear me now? | ||
| Yes. | ||
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All right, good, good, good. | |
| Sorry. | ||
| How are you doing? | ||
| I'm good. | ||
| How are you doing? | ||
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I'm kind of done. | |
| I was streaming and I found out you were streaming. | ||
| I was like, what's the point? | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| I didn't know you were streaming. | ||
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I got so upset. | |
| I had to mute myself. | ||
| I was just cursing you out. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
| So what's going on with crypto? | ||
| I started talking about crypto and everybody started talking about you. | ||
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Oh, I don't even know. | |
| It's just fake. | ||
| It's like everything else is a scam, but it's like a scam you can make money on. | ||
| I think it's the final pump, in my opinion. | ||
| I think it'll get to like $600,000 and it'll get shut down. | ||
| And then they're going to shut down crypto? | ||
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Yeah, it's going to hit the magic number, $600,000. | |
| Or $6 million, but I think $600,000. | ||
| Hang on, you're quiet. | ||
| Can you turn your audio up? | ||
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Yeah, let me turn it up here. | |
| All right, can you hear me? | ||
| It's kind of the same volume. | ||
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Is that better? | |
| I wonder if I can... Is that better? | ||
| There we go! | ||
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Much better. | |
| Alright, there we go, okay. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| Now we're talking. | ||
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Yeah, no. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, no, I don't know. | ||
| I mean, it's kind of due for it. | ||
| It's kind of every few years it pumps, but... | ||
| I do think it'll be shut down eventually because I don't think, I think CBDCs and that sort of stuff will be put into place. | ||
| I think what's going to happen, this is my prediction, I think it'll get up to like $600,000 or something and then they'll crash tether and then they'll like run a bunch of stories of like poor people and like people of color who lost all their money and then they'll say, oh we need to go to a CBDC. | ||
| So what's the timeline on that? | ||
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I have no idea. | |
| It could be a year, five years, three years. | ||
| It probably won't be soon, though, because I don't think they'll crash it with Biden. | ||
| I don't think they're going to crash stuff, right? | ||
| They'll kind of keep it up. | ||
| Even the stock market. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
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Yeah, so at least we have a year of runway. | |
| What are you buying? | ||
| What's the Solana name? | ||
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Yeah, I've just been buying Solana. | |
| Solana was really high, and some people were like, I'm buying it. | ||
| And I didn't give financial advice. | ||
| I just said, oh, I think they're serious because they're trying to take a phone. | ||
| Johnny Ives, I don't know if you know him, he worked on the iPhone and stuff. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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And basically, he was like the designer for the iPhone, and they were working with him to make a Solana phone. | |
| So they're very serious people. | ||
| And then I said, "No, I didn't have to go buy it. | ||
| I just said, "I'm putting my money into it." And then it crashed, and then I had to deal with a year and a half of Matt Mund and all these other people harassing me. | ||
| It's just like, I can't do this. | ||
| I don't even care about the money really. | ||
| I'm like an autistic nerdy person. | ||
| I like the tech for different things. | ||
| Unironically, since I've been in crypto, which is probably why I haven't made as much money as I could have. | ||
| It's been going down for like a year and a half and finally it's going up, so now people are Now people are going to be nice to me until it crashes again and they're going to waste their next two years of that harassing me. | ||
| That's funny. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's horrible. | ||
| The crypto is horrible. | ||
| And the worst part of crypto too is like once it goes really high, is like you get like people who will be selling Tupperware door to door, just like bugging you about it. | ||
| And you're like, dude, like kill yourself. | ||
| I want crypto. | ||
| I don't care if I lose all my money on crypto crash. | ||
| I hate you. | ||
| You know, it's just like these people are, they suck. | ||
| They suck so bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I had a crypto Jew working for me at one point, I think you know. | ||
| These people are aides. | ||
| They are fucking scammers. | ||
| They are the worst human beings alive. | ||
| They're degenerate gamblers. | ||
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The worst part is when he DM'd me while I didn't know anything about him, or what was going on, and he DM'd me about the NFT project, and then I was on probation. | |
| It's like one of the rules of probation. | ||
| You're not supposed to talk to people like a felon. | ||
| You're not supposed to talk to criminals or whatever. | ||
| And so nothing happened because I didn't do anything with him. | ||
| I was like, dude... I could have gone to prison for eight years. | ||
| Like a pending thing. | ||
| So could he! | ||
| He said, well, I don't want to get into that. | ||
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I don't care if he goes to prison. | |
| I'm just saying, but that's the thing. | ||
| These people are so degenerate they don't even give a shit about that. | ||
| I mean, he's putting you in legal peril. | ||
| He's putting himself in legal peril. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Did he get, like, in trouble again, or was it somebody else? | ||
| Some Trump NFT person got in big trouble recently again, and he was, like, already in trouble. | ||
| I forget the name. | ||
| Uh, no, I don't think he got in trouble. | ||
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Okay, so just a different scam artist. | |
| Yeah, well, yeah, there's a lot of them in that space. | ||
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Who would have thought people selling cartoon pictures of Trump would be, like, people of poor character? | |
| Well he hit me up when the dude is so funny he hit me up so this guy totally betrayed me and like kind of walked out slash was fired and tried to poach all my interns and tried to poach donors and stuff like that and then Uh, so he, we hadn't talked in like a year, year and a half. | ||
| Then when I got my Twitter back, or I'm sorry, no, first, when I linked up with with Ye, he calls me up and he's like, hey man, uh, you know, I'm really sorry about everything that happened. | ||
| Like, want to work together? | ||
| Blah blah blah. | ||
| And I totally ignored him. | ||
| Then he starts calling my family. | ||
| He starts calling my interns and saying, Hey, I'm trying to reach out to Nick. | ||
| Can you let him know that I'm trying to get in touch? | ||
| So I told my assistant, I'm like, you need to tell him like, fuck off. | ||
| I want nothing to do with him. | ||
| I'm not going to talk to him. | ||
| So my assistant relayed that message and he replies and says, well you tell Nick that I can either work for him or work against him. | ||
| You have until Wednesday and if you don't hire me, I'm gonna go to your, I'm gonna go to the enemies and blah blah blah. | ||
| And we're like, whatever, fuck this guy. | ||
| Then he goes to Turning Point's AmericaFest and throws himself at Charlie Kirk's feet and says, Charlie, Charlie, I used to work for Nick Fuentes and I'm ready to tell my story and expose him and blah blah blah. | ||
| I'm like, really? | ||
| So then, so we caught wind of that. | ||
| So that's one cycle. | ||
| Then a month later, I get my Twitter back. | ||
| This is like January of... Was that this year? | ||
| I get my Twitter back in January, and he texts me again! | ||
| And says, hey man, you know, remember when I... Remember when I betrayed you two years ago? | ||
| And then remember when I just issued an ultimatum this time? | ||
| Well, hey, congrats on getting your Twitter back. | ||
| We could make so much money off of Twitter bots. | ||
| I could design a Twitter bot. | ||
| Dude, the things they're doing is so crazy. | ||
| It's like, no joke, that is what made me more anti-semitic than anything. | ||
| More than any other development, people are like, gee, Nick Fuentes really got way more anti-semitic in the last two years. | ||
| That's 80% that guy. | ||
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It was for me, there was one, I forget who his name was, some Ashkenazi, it was like a crypto thing. | |
| Some Ashkenazim or whatever the guy's name was on Twitter. | ||
| And my friend made like a t-shirt design for Yang Gang. | ||
| And then this guy, he's like in these circles the whole time, and he makes this like, I forget who it was, he made this like t-shirt design for Yang Gang, and I see him, the Jewish guy, stole the design, put it up for sale, and was like tagging people under it. | ||
| I got so mad. | ||
| I was like, dude, you just stole somebody like your mutual's design to sell t-shirts. | ||
| And that's the thing too, it's always stupid stuff. | ||
| It's always stuff that's like, I can make like a hundred dollars. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're coin clippers, dude. | ||
| It's fucking coin clippings. | ||
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You know, I could, like, screw over my whole family for, like, 50 bucks. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For me, it was, like, 60% that guy, 40% Milo. | ||
| And I was like, these people are bad news, man. | ||
| Like, you just can't... Because I used to be of the mind... Because I actually defended that guy. | ||
| People were like, why is this Jew hanging around the movement? | ||
| And I was like, hey! | ||
| He has merit! | ||
| Like, this is a merit-based movement and he's doing good things. | ||
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A hard worker. | |
| He's an earner. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then it was like, hey, it was literally served him right. | ||
| He trusted a Jew. | ||
| Because then this guy, I literally brought him in, just fucking stabbed me in the back a hundred times. | ||
| I'm like, okay, you know, it's all of them. | ||
| It's literally all of them. | ||
| It's not some... And people go, you know, the cure for fascism is traveling and meeting people. | ||
| It's like, no, fucking the cause of anti-Semitism is working with Jews. | ||
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Anyway and by the way everyone agrees anyone who is successful yeah go ahead and that's also like that's the funniest thing about like the israeli it's like in the jewish things like every if everybody who knows you hates you and then the only people who like you don't know you like what does that mean yeah yeah it's like your best friends are people who've never met you and then everybody who knows you is like i hate this person Yeah. | |
| You know, the funny thing about that guy DMing me about the crypto thing is I didn't know that there was any falling out. | ||
| He never mentioned anything. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| So I just assumed, oh, this is like the Assistant Graper guy or whatever. | ||
| Or whatever his name is, I forget. | ||
| I don't want to do that. | ||
| But it was on Gab, and I was like, okay, whatever. | ||
| I'm not really interested. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| And it's like, dude, it's like, number one, it's like the legal stuff. | ||
| Number two, it's like, oh, the people I'm actually friends with, you're like, you don't even let me know. | ||
| So if I get involved, then it's like, dude, come on. | ||
| Yeah, anything to make a quick buck. | ||
| Well, you know, the funny thing is his whole plan was they were going to ditch America First and they said we're going to become crypto rich and then we're going to fund the real movement. | ||
| Which it's like, I love how the first step is, so first, we're gonna get rich off crypto. | ||
| Like, yeah, you and everybody. | ||
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That's always what it is. | |
| No matter what it is, whether it's like money or like morals or like values, it's always like, well, I'll make a little compromise and when I get comfortable, I'll do stuff. | ||
| It's like, well, you're never actually comfortable. | ||
| That's the thing people don't realize. | ||
| Like, no matter how much money you have, how good it is or whatever, it's always like, you can be comfortable, but you're never like, well, I can do whatever I want now. | ||
| You know, you're always gonna be like, oh, well, I'll, one more month and I'll, uh, two more weeks, two more weeks and I'll do it, two more weeks and I'll do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You just never do it. | ||
| Do people ever say like, I've had enough money? | ||
| I don't think I'd like any more money. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| No, that, that's exactly what it is. | ||
| And the yay thing is so funny too, like coming back to you. | ||
| Cause I remember I DM'd you, I don't know if you saw it cause you were so busy then. | ||
| And I was like, well, you know, no worries, no pressure, but like, You know, if I could ever interview you, yay, that'd be awesome. | ||
| And like, I've tried to word it in such a way. | ||
| Cause it's like, I get, I knew there was only so many people were like telling you that. | ||
| And I was like, totally fine. | ||
| Like that you didn't respond or whatever. | ||
| Cause it's like, there's, I don't want to be that person where it's like, Oh, Hey, Hey, check your DMs. | ||
| I'm going to talk to that person, you know? | ||
| Cause I wanted to, you know, if it was a possibility, that'd be cool. | ||
| But like, it's also, it's like, dude, and that's all, that's just so funny too. | ||
| And we talked about this a little bit in like Chicago, but it's just, people don't get the. | ||
| You're doing things. | ||
| Yeah, well, and you haven't betrayed me, though. | ||
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The great thing is like... Yeah, how well you think of people after you actually have to employ them. | |
| When he thought that I was on the, uh, when I was declining, he was like, well, fuck this guy. | ||
| You know, who needs this guy anyway? | ||
| I'll just go do my own thing. | ||
| And then the second that Things started to turn around. | ||
| Just shamelessly picks up. | ||
| And that's what differentiates, in my opinion, Jews and white people, or that's a big thing, is that Jews, and this is what makes them powerful, they have no shame. | ||
| That's one of their defining attributes, is they're completely shameless. | ||
| That's what makes them great salespeople. | ||
| It's that chutzpah. | ||
| That's a very real thing. | ||
| And I think it's just rudeness. | ||
| I think they have no social grace and they have no civility. | ||
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Yeah just like gypsy merchants it's like it's right just people like black people trying to sell you a cd and you're like like and like times square it's like it's super annoying yeah exactly and you know so any any like gentile would think, oh, I can't go and call this guy. | |
| You know, any Gentile would say, man, I'm an idiot. | ||
| I sold the top and now I want to buy the bottom again. | ||
| And I can't. | ||
| He's going to know exactly what this is about. | ||
| He's never going to talk to me. | ||
| But Jews are like, fuck it. | ||
| Fuck him. | ||
| Fuck everyone. | ||
| I need to make money. | ||
| If there's a chance, I'll slide in and out. | ||
| And that's just the difference. | ||
| And that, you know, it's not all nepotism. | ||
| That is a big part of why they're successful. | ||
| It's because Yeah, you take shots. | ||
| Yeah, and they're great salesmen. | ||
| They're great conjurers. | ||
| Like, that's what I would say about Milo and this guy. | ||
| They were both Jewish and they both had this in common. | ||
| They were both conjurers. | ||
| They would come alongside you, wrap their arm around your shoulder, and then they'd tell you a fantasy and they'd say, hey kid, I can make your wildest dreams come true. | ||
| You know, that's why I say they dazzle the goyim. | ||
| They dazzle the goyim and they feed them these fantasies and uh and meanwhile they're they're sort of taking the wallet out of their back pocket and you think about satan with uh jesus on like the hill exactly looking everything it's like i'll give you everything what are you talking about but that's like you know the original sales version yeah the original merchant yeah that's like the original jew Yeah. | ||
| All right, well, I gotta get going. | ||
| I'm gonna react to some other streams, but good to hear from you, man. | ||
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All right, have fun. | |
| Yeah, good to hear from you. | ||
| Thanks for calling. | ||
| Well, I called, but thanks for getting in touch. | ||
| Why hit you up? | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, look, dude, I'm kind of busy, so I'm trying to do a big stream here on Cozy. | ||
| But no, no, have some fun. | ||
| Thanks for calling, dude. | ||
| I appreciate it. | ||
| I'll talk to you later, all right? | ||
| All right, buddy. | ||
| Take it easy. | ||
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See ya. | |
| Let's go. | ||
| We love the Paul Town. | ||
| Me and Paul Town, we go way back, man. | ||
| Anyway, good to hear from the old Paul Town on the crypto. | ||
| He didn't give me any... I thought he was gonna give me some good financial advice. | ||
| I was trying to entrap him. | ||
| I was trying to get him on the hook. | ||
| If I was saying, hey, what should I buy? | ||
| Then he'd say, oh, you know, buy Solana and then I'd say, all right. | ||
| Call the cops. | ||
| He's done. | ||
| He's finished. | ||
| He said Solana. | ||
| I don't know though, Solana doesn't look like such a hot pick. | ||
| I guess we'll see what happens though. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Chainlink has been hacked? | ||
| No shot. | ||
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This is disinfo. | |
| All right, what else we got on biz? | ||
| I think that's all the biz content. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| What's doing on... I want to see what's going on on Rumble and Kick. | ||
| That's all a real... Whoa! | ||
| I'm number two on Rumble? | ||
| Let's go! | ||
| Number two on Rumble behind Glenn Greenwald. | ||
| What's that See Us In The Club song? | ||
| We got to play it. | ||
| Acting real nice I love this song. | ||
|
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Is that the real? | |
| Is that the real this is not the real song is it? | ||
| It's gotta be sped up though, right I We're playing Green Wall. | ||
| Excuse me! | ||
| And I'm not sure why. | ||
| And I'm not sure why. | ||
| What up, Gland Greenwald? | ||
| What up, Gland Greenwald? | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| And I'm not sure I'm respected from California, I ate way down to Japan. | ||
| I'm a real producer and you're just a piano man. | ||
| My songs don't drop the charts, I heard them, I'm not a fan. | ||
| Niggas talking greasy, I'm the one that gave them a chance. | ||
| Somebody needs to tell them that they can't do it like I could. | ||
| You see us in the club, we'll be acting real nice. | ||
| You see us on the floor, we'll be watching all night. | ||
| We're here to hit the button. | ||
| Grand Glean. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Tucky, but right before we do, we are going to ask you to give a listen to one of our first and most... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Little style advice. | ||
| We got... | ||
| If we're going to do no jacket, we got to get a custom tailored shirt. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I said this on Twitter. | ||
| I tagged Glenn Greenwald on Twitter when I was on Twitter. | ||
| And I said, wow, I thought Glenn Greenwald was gay. | ||
| He dresses like shit. | ||
| He called me an anti-Semite or something like that. | ||
| And I said, oh, Glenn Greenwald, I thought you were gay. | ||
| You dress like shit. | ||
| And he said, this is the bitchiest, gayest tweet I've ever seen. | ||
| And I was like, yeah, it kind of is. | ||
| But yeah, I don't know. | ||
| How are we going to be gay? | ||
| Listen, I like Glenn Greenwald has been growing on me. | ||
| I actually like him now. | ||
| But listen, if we're going to do no jacket, we got to do a tailored shirt. | ||
| We got to do a tailored shirt. | ||
| I would say wear a jacket. | ||
| But if we're not going to do that... Then we gotta wear a... Then they're being... Do some religious! | ||
| We gotta tighten this up! | ||
| We gotta tighten it up! | ||
| He's swimming in it. | ||
| What they said. | ||
| I like him though, but I do like Glenn Greenwald. | ||
| He's been pretty on the money with all this Israel stuff. | ||
| What is the President's message? | ||
| We'll only pass with meaningful reforms. | ||
| Are we talking about Massey? | ||
| Well, I don't think there's a chance it won't pass. | ||
| Congress has been lobbied hard by the executive branch, and when I say executive branch, I'm talking about | ||
| uh... people in the executive branchers there regardless of who the president is and uh... they're convinced that this program is essential i do think we've got a great chance of meaningful reforms and i'll tell you why jim jordan is the chair of the judiciary committee and i sit on the judiciary committee with jim jordan and for the first time now we have a chairman who cares about this issue he's motivated to change it and | ||
| You know, we have a dual jurisdiction over FISA with the Intel Committee. | ||
| Now, the Intel Committee has a different view of this program, and they don't think the violations are that great, or they think that internal changes in the way the program has been run have been fixed and we're okay. | ||
| But so we have a disagreement here, and right now we're ironing that out. | ||
| Tomorrow in my committee, we're going to have a marathon markup session where we will write the new FISA bill, and it will have reforms in it, and it will have requirements such as a warrant. | ||
| If you want to go snooping in that giant database of information that was collected on foreigners, Which may have American person's information in it. | ||
| If you want to go searching in that database for American person's identifiers, you're going to have to have a warrant if the Judiciary Committee bill makes it out of our committee tomorrow and passes on the floor. | ||
| So I think we have a good chance. | ||
| And there's significant other reforms like private right of action where you could sue the government and also criminal penalties for the people in the organizations that run FISA if they violate your civil liberties. | ||
| So there will be some good reforms in there. | ||
| The question, though, is are we going to get the judiciary version? | ||
| Are we going to get the intel version? | ||
| Are we going to get some amalgamation of the two? | ||
| Or will we just get a clean reauthorization at the last second that they try to jam through? | ||
| And what will the Senate put on the floor? | ||
| It's an interesting time and you're right, this opportunity only comes up every four years. | ||
| There's some people in the Senate that want to renew this thing for like 12 years. | ||
| We're obviously against that because who knows what's going to happen in the next four years. | ||
| We need to be ready to go back in and fix it again in four years if we see it's not really been fixed. | ||
| Just the last question before we have to let you go. | ||
| I remember very well after the Snowden reporting and the kind of anti-spying sentiment that emerged in the United States and the West and in Congress, there seemed like there was going to be this bill passed that was co-sponsored by the then Republican Justin Amash from Michigan, the then Democrat and longtime civil libertarian from Michigan, John Conyers. | ||
| It was getting Okay, okay, okay. | ||
| This is a news show. | ||
| Let's watch something else. | ||
| I think I lost info. | ||
| Oh, no, no. | ||
| I'm still ahead of InfoWars. | ||
| enough Democratic no votes to defeat it. | ||
| And I remember this headline in Foreign Policy, the journal saying how Nancy Pelosi saved the NSA. | ||
| Are there, is there a meaningful chunk of your colleagues on the other side of the aisle in the House Democratic? | ||
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Okay, okay, okay. | |
| This is a news show. | ||
| Let's watch something else. | ||
| I think I lost info. | ||
| Oh, no, no. | ||
| I'm still ahead of InfoWars. | ||
|
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Let's go. | |
| What else is on Rumble? | ||
| Could've closed it at any time. | ||
| They let the people in. | ||
| They let this happen, okay? | ||
| So, there's a funny, fine line. | ||
| I'm gonna watch Kick. | ||
| Because the thing is, I don't want to be too critical of other Rumble streams, because then they'll get mad at me. | ||
| If I go on a Rumble stream and I just start shitting on someone, they're gonna say, you're toxic in our community. | ||
| So, I'm gonna play nice. | ||
| Yo, we're beating RiceGum? | ||
| Hey, RiceGum. | ||
| Do not raid live- Do not raid anybody's live chat though, okay? | ||
| If you're- If you're watching this and I go on another stream, do not raid- At least on Rumble, do not raid the live chat. | ||
| If I go on Kick, feel free to raid their live chat. | ||
| But on Rumble, do not raid anybody's live chat. | ||
| Cause I'll get in trouble for that, I'll get banned. | ||
| Jackson Hinkle. | ||
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Dude, he's trying to be me! | |
| dog dude he's trying to be me dogs who are leashed dude you're just trying to be me bro the zionists you're just trying dude you're trying to be me Thank you. | ||
| You're trying to be me with 1,600 viewers. | ||
| His suit is nice, though. | ||
| I'm not gonna lie. | ||
| The suit goes hard as fuck. | ||
| He looks good. | ||
| But the desk is too high. | ||
| He looks like he's at the kids' table. | ||
| He looks like this. | ||
| But, yeah, other than that, it's kinda cack. | ||
| Everybody trying to be Nick Fuentes. | ||
| Alright, now let's check Kik. | ||
| People are saying Fortnite. | ||
| I'll play Fortnite in a minute. | ||
| Let me just check what's going on on Kik and then I'll play Fortnite. | ||
| Hit up the group Yeah, I'll play fortnight in a sec I | ||
| Let me see All right, um Let's see what's happening on kick who's Who's streaming right now? | ||
|
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Um... What's this? | |
| Oh, gambling? | ||
| I'm really against the gambling streams, man. | ||
| Nobody talks about this, but this is like the most insidious thing. | ||
| Because you know who watches this? | ||
| It's like kids. | ||
| And honestly, it's bad for anybody. | ||
| You know, but they're just getting... This is like the most parasitic form of addiction, because it's literally people that are just addicted to shoveling money for nothing. | ||
| At least with drugs, you get high. | ||
| At the minimum. | ||
| At least if you're doing drugs, if somebody is selling you heroin or cocaine, at least you get high. | ||
| And you can understand why people get addicted, because it feels good. | ||
| If you're on heroin, it feels good. | ||
| You give them your money, you get heroin. | ||
| If you're addicted to sex, you pay for a prostitute, you get sex. | ||
| Gambling, it's like you're just giving them money. | ||
| And Snubba's already bad. | ||
| It's already inflation. | ||
| It's already wages are lower. | ||
| All these economic problems that we're having. | ||
| It's a debt-based society. | ||
| People have paycheck to paycheck. | ||
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Inflation, shrink-flation. | |
| And then they do these streams where they say, hey, you can win big. | ||
| You can win big like me. | ||
| Put in money and you win big. | ||
| And then you have, and it's not all children, but a lot of children get turned on to this and they start pouring their money in. | ||
| And how many of these very popular creators, that's how they make their money. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| Like Aiden Ross. | ||
| It's gambling. | ||
| It's either gambling or sex. | ||
| This new class of like famous influencers that have all this money, it's gambling and sex. | ||
| Dave Portnoy. | ||
| Sports betting. | ||
| How does Dave Portnoy get a ton of money? | ||
| Sports betting. | ||
| Gambling. | ||
| How does Andrew Tate make his money? | ||
| OnlyFans. | ||
| Camgirls. | ||
| And that is so toxic. | ||
| Because it sells people on this lifestyle that says, look, you can get out of the rat race. | ||
| Look at the glamour and look at the excess. | ||
| The conspicuous consumption. | ||
| Look at this 27 year old who is worth $100 million. | ||
| He's just an average idiot like you. | ||
| He's just an average goofus like you. | ||
| Look at this guy who's a billionaire. | ||
| Or a guy like Andrew Tate. | ||
| The cars, the money, the girls. | ||
| And people say, oh, I could do that by pimping out women on OnlyFans. | ||
| I could do that by gambling. | ||
| I could do that by being a gambling or sex livestreamer. | ||
| I could do that by drop shipping. | ||
| It's selling people on this lifestyle because everyone's life is so dreadful and there's this drudgery. | ||
| The average quality of life for people in America is going down. | ||
| It used to be the case, maybe 20 or 30 years ago, that you could actually have a pretty nice standard of living and be poor. | ||
| Work in a factory, be blue-collar, be low-income, and you could live a pretty good lifestyle. | ||
| We're getting to the point now where the youngest generation, their life is gonna suck if they are a low-wage worker. | ||
| There's no good jobs for unskilled people, there's no good low-wage jobs, and low wages don't buy anything anymore. | ||
| So, like, Zoomers are being shoveled into a society and an economy that is going to suck for them. | ||
| And we need a government that can fix that and make the economy productive again. | ||
| Instead, people are being told, hey, you know, you're not going to be a waiter, you're not going to be working in food service with a bachelor's degree for the next 10 years, because you could gamble or start an OnlyFans and become a millionaire. | ||
| I know you think that you have a bachelor's degree, and you have student loans, and you live at home, and you can only get a job in food service, or you're gonna be underemployed for 20 years into your 30s, you can't start a career, and your lifestyle's gonna suck being a low-wage worker, but look, if you're mid, if you're like a 7 or above, and you just sell your body online, you can make $10,000 a month! | ||
| If you're a mid-girl, or even a guy for that matter, you can go and start selling pornography and be a millionaire. | ||
| You can go and gamble or be a livestreamer or do dropshipping, which is really just arbitrage, which creates no value. | ||
| You know, buying something and selling it to somebody else, that doesn't really create value. | ||
| And you could become a millionaire. | ||
| You could clip people that make money off OnlyFans and get paid by them to make TikToks. | ||
| And it's a sort of aspirational thing that, one, it doesn't work. | ||
| It's not gonna make people rich. | ||
| And two, even if it did, it's not creating value. | ||
| And here's the thing that people need to get their heads around. | ||
| It's that idleness is a sin. | ||
| Everybody should be working. | ||
| Everybody should be working. | ||
| Even the rich should be working. | ||
| Work is part of It's part of the deal to be a human being. | ||
| It's biblical that we were put here to toil because of original sin. | ||
| We have to work. | ||
| And so everybody should be working and taking pride in their work and doing things that are productive and generative. | ||
| And if everybody was doing that, if everybody cared about their work, and if everybody had productive work, if America had the means of production, And we could produce? | ||
| We would be a very, very, very wealthy nation. | ||
| What makes the United States a rich country, way richer than any other country in the world, is how productive our economy is, how much stuff we make, or how much stuff we used to make. | ||
| That's what used to make us rich. | ||
| That's why, even compared to Europe, we're richer than Europe, believe it or not, We have more living space, we have air conditioning, more amenities, we have more of everything than they have in Europe. | ||
| And that's because we're more productive. | ||
| That's because we have capital, we have natural resources, we have land, we have a huge population, we work hard. | ||
| Or at least we used to. | ||
| Now we're becoming a poor nation because we don't make stuff anymore. | ||
| That's why we have a trade deficit with other countries. | ||
| We have a huge overall trade deficit. | ||
| Our biggest export is debt. | ||
| We don't export stuff anymore. | ||
| We export debt. | ||
| We export our currency. | ||
| And, you know, the things that we do... I mean, we make things like airplanes and... | ||
| You know, stuff like that. | ||
| But honestly, I think our number one export is energy. | ||
| It's like number one or number two is just crude oil, which is just stuff we get from the ground, like Russia. | ||
| You know, we export automobiles and planes and car parts and software and things like that. | ||
| But it used to be the case that we made everything. | ||
| We had factories everywhere. | ||
| And if everybody was working hard, And then we would have abundance. | ||
| We could sell stuff to the world and to each other and we would be a very rich nation with a cheap cost of living, which means everybody could afford more, which means the average standard of living would go up. | ||
| But that's not how it is now. | ||
| And nobody wants to work either. | ||
| That's the other problem. | ||
| Nobody wants to make stuff. | ||
| Nobody's getting excited about making things. | ||
| It's all just these like hustles and scams. | ||
| That's why I like guys like Sneeko and Myron. | ||
| They actually preach the value of hard work and things like real estate and starting a business. | ||
| It's not just like, hey, be a drop shipper or gamble or whatever. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Not to, like, do my show. | ||
| I don't want to get into doing my show. | ||
| But the gambling stuff is really sick. | ||
| And they just get people into this, like, drudgery slavery stuff. | ||
| Let's check out Tfue. | ||
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Who's this? | |
| Bruh. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
|
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She's just got her... Is this a trans person? | |
| I've heard this name before. | ||
| I don't know who this is. | ||
| Who's Amaranth? | ||
|
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Bruh. | |
| Okay. | ||
| So she's a prostitute. | ||
| Is she trans? | ||
| She's a man? | ||
| She's trans? | ||
| He's trans! | ||
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is she trans she's a man that's she's trans he's trans for real i know i mean whichever one's No, no shot. | |
| She's not a tranny. | ||
| That is a man. | ||
| But it says she has ovarian failure. | ||
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How could she have ovarian failure if she's a guy? | |
| Yes, that is a man. | ||
| Halt That is a man, but it says she has ovarian failure How could she have ovarian failure if she's a guy anyone to your friend? | ||
| Yes, that is a man tranny. | ||
| That's a man No, just plastic surgery Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Trans. | ||
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Okay, she's not trans either. | |
| They don't. | ||
| She looks kind of trans. | ||
|
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No, they don't. | |
| They go out. | ||
| She looks like a guy. | ||
| Look at her facial structure. | ||
| She looks like a feminine guy. | ||
|
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They're not eating all the time. | |
| They just make poor decisions when they do eat. | ||
| And her voice is very male. | ||
|
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Like, they eat rich food? | |
| She looks like Timothee Chalamet. | ||
| Look at that bone structure. | ||
|
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I don't dig this look. | |
| And that's the other one. | ||
| So if it's not gambling, it's cleavage. | ||
| And you know, look, I'm not like trying to be the moral police or whatever, but I do not, I do not like the streaming culture. | ||
| I think it's gross. | ||
| Cause that's literally, this is the top, this is the top five. | ||
| You got gambling, cleavage, gambling, The gaming thing is honestly the healthiest option out of all of it. | ||
| It's gambling and OnlyFans which are adjacent to each other. | ||
| Or it's tits. | ||
|
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from germany and should they absolutely should get raped and shoved into fucking gaza and executed and 5 million people born under military rule living under military rule for 56 years they have no moral standing yeah i'm sorry do you think being a victim gives you moral standing to make negotiations for borders you have a moral standing to advocate for your own rights with rockets forget moral standing | |
| i'm not talking about with rockets with this or that because my belief is that nothing is getting them closer and that it's entirely on the united states and israel to produce a solution well when you look at the history of the region as much as i hate to appeal to it Conflict lost the Arabs over and over and over again. | ||
| The only thing that helped any of these states secure a lasting peace was them saying, hey, Israel, maybe we should stop fighting. | ||
| And then when they did it, Israel was like, okay, sure. | ||
| And then they stopped. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So you're falsely, you're falsely assuming that the Zionists, when they conceived of the whole Zionist movement, were willing to collaborate with the native population. | ||
| They had zero interest in that. | ||
| If you read their writings, they refer to them as the natives, but they never once talk about negotiating some kind of settlement with them. | ||
| Then why is it that in 1947, why did they accept a petition plan that had 45% of the Arabs living in their territory? | ||
| Okay, so if you read Ben-Gurion, he's the first prime minister of Israel Israel, If you read what he wrote about it, it was very unpopular. | ||
| Just so you know, the partition plan among the Zionists, it was not popular. | ||
| Ben-Gurion approved of it because he said it's going to make us stronger to have a partial state. | ||
| And from that point, from that position of strength, we will go on to conquer the country in its entirety. | ||
| And of course, they did do that. | ||
| In 1947, you told me you said they didn't want to work with or live with any of the Arabs, and in 47 they accepted a partition plan where 45% of their population would have been Arab-Palestinians. | ||
| Okay, firstly, that would have been their population if they didn't ethnically cleanse the Palestinians, if there was no population transfer, which there was a lot of talk about. | ||
| The ethnic cleanse came after the Civil War. | ||
| It was a response to the Civil War. | ||
| I don't even know what that debate is about. | ||
| I mean, I know they're talking about Gaza, but what's the beef? | ||
| The Destiny stuff is so revealing that he's now like a hardcore Zionist, because that just goes to show, if you are a liberal, you know, whatever he is, which I suppose he is a liberal, And he talks about the right of Ukraine to have self-determination. | ||
| He talks about how racism is legitimate in the United States against black people and on and on. | ||
| These kinds of things. | ||
| He's a humanitarian. | ||
| But then you go and shill for Israel. | ||
| That just goes to show you're not an ideological liberal. | ||
| You will just defend anything the American regime does. | ||
| The American regime is for Ukraine. | ||
| The American regime is for Israel. | ||
| Therefore, he supports Ukraine and Israel. | ||
| But there's almost no ideological consistency with those two positions, as an example, among other things. | ||
|
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What else? | |
| What is this? | ||
|
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Muslim? | |
| Bro is Muslim? | ||
| Not loading. | ||
|
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What else? | |
| What is this? | ||
|
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I show speed? | |
| Bro trying to quick promote his fucking Twitter community? | ||
| I mean, it's my stream, isn't it? | ||
| Yeah, I guess. | ||
| Yo, Mods, pin that for me. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Hello, Mods. | ||
| Okay, bored. | ||
| Alright, let's see. | ||
| Do we got Fortnite ready? | ||
| Is someone gonna play for it? | ||
| Yo, all right, we do fortnight Bye. | ||
| Let me just do this. | ||
| If you see us in the club, you think Glenn Greenwald will play Fortnite? | ||
| Yo, we should get Glenn Greenwald to play Fortnite. | ||
| I bet he'd be ass. | ||
|
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No, I'm kidding. | |
| I played Call of Duty with Richard Spencer. | ||
|
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That's some old lore. | |
| Years ago, there's a video out there. | ||
| I wonder if I still have that guy's number. | ||
| Years and years ago, back in 2017, when me and Spencer were kind of... | ||
| We weren't feuding yet. | ||
| Back in like September 2017, him and I played like Nazi Zombies or the World at War campaign at his loft. | ||
| He was having this party that I went to. | ||
| and uh you know we were sort of hanging out on the terrace it was like a big party there were a lot of people there and so we we got to talking for a minute or two and uh and then we started playing world at war and he he was such a boomer the way he was holding the controller he was holding the controller like this you know how boomers do where they have to like hold the controller in their line of sight so they could see the buttons you know if you grow up playing video games you don't have to look at the buttons but I think he was like 40 or 30, 38 or something at that time. | ||
| As he was doing the boomer thing where he's playing with the buttons in the line of sight so he could... He's like, which button does this? | ||
| How do you do this? | ||
| This controller's a little dirty. | ||
| Kind of embarrassing Which I was a little surprised I'm like, this guy's never picked up a controller, but I guess that's his generation. | ||
| My dad was the same way when I was growing up. | ||
| So, that's older people. | ||
| I guess older people that aren't gamers are just not... They don't get it. | ||
| So, somewhere out there, there's a video or a picture of us playing World at War. | ||
|
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And, uh, he sucked. | |
| But that's okay. | ||
|
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I mean, he's an old guy. | |
| Not that old, but you know, he's older. | ||
| Older than me, that is. | ||
| let me move here because i am i am about to go to war with north quebec | ||
| If you see us in the club, got me acting real nice. | ||
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I gotta bring these guys back though. | |
| at least some of them and i'm going to bring these guys in as well Cause I gotta prepare for this invasion. | ||
| I gotta get everything in place. | ||
| The ships, the planes. | ||
| That's why this game is awesome, because it's logistics. | ||
| It's like, you gotta get the ships in. | ||
| You gotta really plan out your war. | ||
| You gotta really do land, sea, and air coordinated. | ||
| You gotta have a plan. | ||
| You gotta have militias. | ||
| You gotta... You really... I love... This is like my favorite thing. | ||
| Maps. | ||
| Logistics. | ||
| You gotta build your infrastructure. | ||
| I don't know what- that's like a particular form of autism that males have. | ||
| Where you're just like, we need maps. | ||
| We need different layers on the map. | ||
| Topography. | ||
| Political jurisdiction. | ||
| We need different kinds of units. | ||
| We need land, sea, and air. | ||
| We need a blueprint. | ||
| We need to draw on the map with markers. | ||
| We need to build roads. | ||
| This is good stuff. | ||
| Someone says you're on the front page. | ||
| I know I'm on the front page. | ||
| I'm number two. | ||
| I'm behind, uh, I guess Glenn Greenwald went offline. | ||
| Well, what the flip? | ||
| Why am I not number one? | ||
| I should be number one. | ||
| I should, I'm at 5,000. | ||
| I should be number one right now. | ||
| But I guess it takes a minute to update. | ||
|
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Come on now. | |
| Well, we'll check back in a sec. | ||
| All right, we're gonna play Fortnite. | ||
|
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All right. | |
| Let me get Fortnite loaded up. | ||
| Let me add a game capture. | ||
| This is gonna be sick. | ||
| Let me get rid of some of these tabs. | ||
|
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Save on CPU. | |
| I love Paul Towns timeline. | ||
| He's one of the funniest Twitter users, always has been. | ||
| been 43 000 denied 5 000 incoming jewish casino i love that i pop in at about 7 p.m Nobody. | ||
| A black guy to Jim Goad. | ||
|
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That's funny. | |
| All right. | ||
| Alright, let's do game capture. | ||
| Let's do game capture. | ||
|
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Let's do game capture. | |
| Let's do game capture. | ||
| Alright, let's do a little Fortnite. | ||
| Let's do a little Fortnite. | ||
| Let me get on the call. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| Hey, turn up your volume. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right, let's do a little fortnight. | ||
|
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Let's do a little fortnight. | |
| Let me get on the call. | ||
|
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Hey. | |
| Hey. | ||
| Hey, turn up your volume. | ||
| I can't hear you. | ||
|
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If you see us in the club, you'll be dancing all night. | |
| Can you hear me? | ||
| Say it again. | ||
| Tess, Tess. | ||
| Wait, I'm gonna turn it up one second. | ||
| Alright, let's get Brant. | ||
| Where's Brant? | ||
|
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How's it now? | |
| Too loud. | ||
| Funny though. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Let's get Brant in here and let me see. | ||
| Let me join your party. | ||
| Invite me, I'll join your party. | ||
|
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Okay, I gotta open up the game real quick. | |
| Hello. | ||
| Hey, what's up? | ||
|
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Hey, what's up? | |
| Hey, what up? | ||
| All right. | ||
| If you see us in the club. | ||
| And everyone in the Rumble channel, let me know how the audio is, if it's loud or quiet. | ||
| I'll probably play for like an hour, then I got it going. | ||
| I gotta get ready for my show. | ||
| Gotta eat one of my meal plan meals. | ||
|
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Dude, fuck off. | |
| Stop adding me. | ||
| Do not add me as a friend. | ||
|
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My game's loading up. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| You guys said you were ready. | ||
| Are you ready, Brant? | ||
|
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I'm in the lobby. | |
| I'm in now. | ||
| now let me invite you actually I'm going to I don't have Brant added. | ||
| How do I invite Brant? | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| Don't you... No, I'm on a new account. | ||
| Brant just joined my party. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I got it. | ||
|
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There we go. | |
| Alright, let's go! | ||
| Yo, you have that? | ||
|
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Dude, I need that. | |
| I need that emote. | ||
| I was just telling Veda the other day. | ||
| I need that one. | ||
|
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What's that one called? | |
| I'm in love with it. | ||
| I use it like every time I play. | ||
| It's Starlit. | ||
| Starlit. | ||
| I need... Veda, you gotta let me know when it's in the item shop next. | ||
|
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Somebody gift it to me. | |
| If someone has it, is that how it works? | ||
| Somebody gift it to me. | ||
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No, it has to be on the shop for them to be able to gift it. | |
| All right, well, if someone gift it to me when it gets on the shop, I don't have any V-Bucks. | ||
| All right, here we go. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| This is great, dude. | ||
| I haven't streamed Fortnite in way too long. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I do suck at Fortnite, though. | ||
| So... Beta's gonna carry us. | ||
| He's gonna get us the victory. | ||
| Okay, let's not get carried away. | ||
|
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Yeah, let me get my gamer slave. | |
| Hang on. | ||
| Make sure my audio is good. | ||
| Test, test. | ||
| My audio's too quiet. | ||
|
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Whatever. | |
| Well, people in the live chat, you gotta let me know how the audio is. | ||
|
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I have all the old emotes out there. | |
| I bought like one emote. | ||
| That's the best one I have. | ||
| All right, let's do Peter Griffin. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I want to say he can't call you. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I'll turn it down here. | ||
| There's a lot of people here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's not going to be a good look for me. | ||
| I'll send you. | ||
| You've got to be my guard. | ||
| You've got to be my loyal guard. | ||
| You've got to be my gut loyal guard. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Dude, get the fuck out of my party, dude. | ||
| I don't know who this is. | ||
| Is that one of your guys? | ||
|
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No, I don't have meta. | |
| No, not mine. | ||
| If your party's unjoinable... Is it? | ||
| How do I turn that off? | ||
| Uh, I'll just find it. | ||
| It's in CS settings. | ||
| You're in the lobby, huh? | ||
| Oops. | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
|
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Invite only. | |
| Geez. | ||
| Hi Nick. | ||
| Right? | ||
| He's like... | ||
| *laughing* *laughing* Hi Nick. | ||
| That's where we are. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| We gotta lock it. | ||
| Chevin! | ||
| *laughing* *laughing* Touch. | ||
| *laughing* *laughing* *laughing* Oh, they... | ||
| Someone got the medallion, though. | ||
| We're probably at the, uh... | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Sick together. | ||
| People on the attack. | ||
| Oh, it's like a fight. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Is that you, uh... | ||
| You, uh... | ||
| Oh, you got it, Mark. | ||
| Stole your kill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you kinda did. | ||
| Yo! | ||
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Got the mythic! | |
| So the problem is I just can't build because I'm on controller. | ||
|
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We gotta set you up on keyboard and mouse soon. | |
| I just can't. | ||
|
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I can't do people. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Not that I'm great on controlling them. | ||
| Yeah, dude, that medallion's getting away from us. | ||
| Oh, dude, he hasn't accessed the vault yet. | ||
| Yeah, we can probably catch him. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| Looks like he's just going to leave without the bomb, though, right? | ||
| Stupid idiot. | ||
| Is he always in the middle of the circle? | ||
|
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Or is that just the range? | |
| It's just the range. | ||
| Yeah, I think it's just range. | ||
| He could be on the edge. | ||
| I think I hear him. | ||
| I think I hear him on me. | ||
| They're saying lower the game audio. | ||
| Okay, fine, I'll lower it. | ||
| I was going to wait until after this match, but you guys are up my butt about it. | ||
|
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And I'll make Brant and Fata louder. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, let me know if that's better. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Fighting again? | ||
| What do we got? | ||
| Okay, he just one-shot me. | ||
| He has the mythic. | ||
| For real? | ||
|
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Yeah, he has the mythic. | |
| He one-pumped me, bro. | ||
| I have the mythic. | ||
| Also has his fucking cult. | ||
| He doesn't have the mythic then, but he did one-pump me. | ||
| Well, it's up to me to save the day. | ||
| As usual. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is he doing the reboot damage? | ||
|
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I don't hear it. | |
| Oh no, he will not be. | ||
| No, he's down there. | ||
| Where is he? | ||
| Down in the cubby somewhere on your right. | ||
| Probably near my card. | ||
| Yep, on my card. | ||
| Oh, here he is. | ||
| Try not to be zesty here. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| That was bad. | ||
| That was bad. | ||
| It's going to drop. | ||
| That was a warm up game. | ||
| That's my bad. | ||
| I thought it was stealing. | ||
| That was a warm-up game. | ||
| That's a warm-up. | ||
| That's my bad. | ||
| Yeah, that was it. | ||
| I got left alone. | ||
| You didn't protect me. | ||
| You weren't my gut royal guard. | ||
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You didn't need any protecting. | |
| I needed the protecting. | ||
| Damn, I almost-- I hit him for a one-- what was that, 124? | ||
| 124? | ||
| 121. | ||
| Still pretty good. | ||
| Um, actually... | ||
| I believe it was 121 to be exact. | ||
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124! | |
| It was 121 whatever, you know. | ||
| Very good hit. | ||
| Alright, let's see. | ||
| We're doing here. | ||
|
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Just so you know. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That was a hot drop because it was right out of the bust. | ||
|
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I'm moving Brent. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, now move. | ||
| Alright, let's do it. | ||
| I'm locked in now. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You got to get it together, Beta. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Brandt, too. | ||
|
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Brandt, you just gotta... We both just gotta work individually. | |
| I know. | ||
| We gotta stick together. | ||
| I know, my bad. | ||
| I know, my bad. | ||
| You out? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| It's just, all these... No, no, no. | ||
| All these locations, there's so much, like, verticality to the map. | ||
| I will, like, fall off a building, and you take, like, That did happen to me. | ||
| Yeah, you take too much damage. | ||
| What side are we gonna land on? | ||
| This side. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
|
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I don't know, I kind of want to just... I have a better drop here. | |
| I had to go where I had like the best spawn. | ||
| I'm looking good. | ||
| We're fighting over the same loot here. | ||
| No, I left. | ||
| Is the grappler good? | ||
| I haven't really used it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is like my fourth game. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think anyone dropped with us, right? | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| Let's go to Peter soon. | ||
| I didn't see anyone. | ||
| I'm coming over. | ||
| Let's get Peter. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Oh, it is a shotgun. | ||
|
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Whoops. | |
| Oh, it is a shotgun. it is a shotgun. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| And we're good. | ||
| Let's go to the vault. | ||
| Oh, crap. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, gold auto shotgun here for anyone who wants it. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| This is too dark. | ||
| What do I do? | ||
| Gotta turn my brightness off. | ||
| Holistic shield, if anyone wants that. | ||
| Holistic shield, if anyone wants that. | ||
| We're good. | ||
| We got a zone. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right, what's the next move? | ||
| What do I need, um... I need to eat food for my next challenge. | ||
|
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Could just start heading towards the middle zone Is there a car here or not? | |
| Umm... I don't see anything. | ||
| No, uh... Oh, we can emote together. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Let's go! | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Yo, this is sick. | ||
| That was fun. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| We're turning. | ||
| It just passed. | ||
| Where to now? | ||
| Oh, should we do a bounty or something over here? | ||
|
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Oh yeah, actually. | |
| Is there a bounty over there? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| *Bouncy* Alright, let's go. | ||
| Can't believe we haven't seen a car yet. | ||
|
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Yeah, what's up with that? | |
| Or anyone. | ||
| Can you follow me? | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Just what the doctor ordered. | ||
| Where is everyone? | ||
| The game's too quiet. | ||
| Oh yeah, I have the medallion too, so I don't know. | ||
| They should see us. | ||
| Want to go for the bounty in that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, dude, it's like... Oh, you can't. | ||
| Yeah, we can. | ||
| I've been grappling with it. | ||
| Oh, there's a couple things there. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| I need to eat a berry though to get my own challenge. | ||
| I don't know how much. | ||
| Oh, I don't think I could eat it though, right? | ||
| *gunshot* Oh, I don't think I could eat it though, right? | ||
| Whoops. | ||
| Jeez, I'm gonna be floating. | ||
| What's going on right now? | ||
| - I don't know, I was gonna get Vader alive. | ||
| I guess I'm gonna come out. - Dude, you didn't mark where the bounty is. | ||
| No, I marked the center of the zone. | ||
| You can open up your map and see where the bounty is. | ||
| Obviously it's not where I marked it. | ||
| Just, bro, just open the map and look. | ||
| We're going for the bounty! | ||
| I thought you built the marker where the fucking bounty is. | ||
|
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No, I put the marker, like, a while ago. | |
| I put it in the center of the zone. | ||
| Oh, it doesn't matter. | ||
| We're so far away. | ||
| He would have been dead anyway. | ||
| Well, no bounty for us. | ||
| Yeah, I guess we just back out. | ||
| They were swastika intersection. | ||
| Yeah, epic knew what they were doing. | ||
| Swastika intersection. | ||
| No. | ||
| They put the Swastika on the map? | ||
| They put the mountains from Kanye's album? | ||
| Did you see that, Nick? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, I saw Brandt most of them. | ||
|
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Where are we going? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Bra. | ||
| Someone already knew this, sir. | ||
| Where's the boss? | ||
| Oh, there it is, there it is! | ||
|
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There's the boss. | |
| You can see it on the map. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Capture the flying island. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Oh, man. man. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Real people here. | ||
| Oh, I thought you were fighting bot. | ||
| Oh, he was fighting the turret. | ||
| Dude, he died to the turret! | ||
| He died to it! | ||
| But yeah, he did. | ||
| He's got most of the damage. | ||
| Straight to turn real quick, eh? | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I lost it. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| On me. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Got mine. | ||
| Let's go to the vault. | ||
| Let's go to the vault Big fire for you, Grant Say what? | ||
| There's a big pot over here for you. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Actually, it's just the ball, yeah. | ||
| Nice, Nick. | ||
| How are you holding up after getting trolled back there? | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| It's not easy. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| Okay, I gotta go get that big bot because there was nothing in here. | ||
| Someone's bot-lobbying. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| All professional players. | ||
| There are, like, so many bots now. | ||
| Nah, there's less now. | ||
| Storm's coming and we gotta get out of here. | ||
| What do you mean there's less? | ||
| There's less since the... | ||
| There's more in OG. | ||
| There are fewer. | ||
| Made the same mistake the other night. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Nah, they posted about it on Twitter. | ||
| There's less bots. | ||
| Let's get another bounty. | ||
| - I'll grab one right now. | ||
| Er, yeah. | ||
| Oh, let's do the, uh, capture the flag, actually. | ||
|
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Alright. | |
| Oh, they added this back? | ||
| What? | ||
| Get in. Should we ref? | ||
| Um, yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Duh. | ||
| Do it again. | ||
| I don't want to bot this room. | ||
| Alright, as soon as you mod, we're gonna be dead. | ||
| I'll wait for you guys at this launch pad and then we'll get out of here. | ||
| *throws up* Come on, Brent. | ||
| I got three right now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, there's people here. | ||
| On me, on me Just follow me down here Why would you go right up? | ||
| There it is. | ||
| They're just running up on you bro. | ||
| Why would you go right? | ||
| It is. | ||
| They're just running up on you, bro. | ||
|
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|
Yeah, watch this. | |
| Oh, he sniped. | ||
| Oh, what? | ||
| I got lasered from behind. | ||
|
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Fuck, dude. | |
| Dude. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| They're pushing this island, Albedo, so keep going for me to be careful. | ||
| Keep crawling towards me, I'm gonna make my way over you. | ||
| They're pushing, though, so be careful. | ||
| I'm gonna hide in this bush. | ||
| Yeah, they're right on top. | ||
| Aw, dude! | ||
| I got... Okay, really? | ||
| Zach, I got sniped. | ||
| Again! | ||
| Yeah, you were right. | ||
| I should've dropped his team. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| I'll mark the reboot, Vance. | ||
| You can go reboot. | ||
|
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I killed me. | |
| Yep. | ||
| someone else brand pick up the did they get the medallion | ||
| not so okay | ||
| update call of war while i'm okay i have been muted this entire time but i was actually saying a bunch of stuff Oops. | ||
| Knocked one. | ||
| Nice job. | ||
| Oh shit, you scared me. | ||
| Um anyway, I was gonna ask, are you carrying flesh shields? | ||
| That is a mini, I said flesh shields. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Curse of flesh heal. | ||
| What would you call it? | ||
| Bitch. | ||
| Bram, we have zone. | ||
| Um, yes. | ||
| Oh, guys up there, I didn't even see that. | ||
| Forget him. | ||
| Just get him. | ||
| Just laser him while they try and get the zone. | ||
| Dead. | ||
| Oh, they have the train now. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Oh, they have the train they have the train now. | ||
| That's unfortunate. | ||
| I don't come have your life. | ||
| The water is so annoying. | ||
| Yeah, we actually just lost the game because of the water. | ||
| Ow. | ||
| Ow, team. | ||
| What?! | ||
| That was such an ow. | ||
| You couldn't even save me! | ||
| That was such an alley. | ||
| You couldn't even save me. | ||
| That party. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Now we're back. | ||
| Good game, everybody. | ||
| Good game. | ||
| Some retarded faggot in your chat. | ||
| Bro blocked himself off trying to show off. | ||
| I'm fucking blocking myself off from the shots, you idiot. | ||
| Don't read the live chat. | ||
| Why are you hating on my live chat? | ||
|
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You're stupid. | |
| Don't let him get in your head, King. | ||
| Bro is seething at the live chat. | ||
|
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It's crazy. | |
| I'm coming after all of them. | ||
| They're just the live chat. | ||
| They can't hurt you. | ||
|
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Live chat isn't real. | |
| live chat isn't real get me into this game you | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And let's try it again. | ||
|
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|
Peter Griffin? | |
| No, no, no. | ||
|
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|
Let's try something else. | |
| Let's try Lavish Lair. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Or Hazy Hillside. | ||
| Which is one that we do. | ||
| We've done well at Lavish Lair. | ||
| I love this emote. | ||
| The skin's fire, too. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| I love that song. | ||
| It's so catchy. | ||
| It was really popular, like, five years ago, I think. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Old heads remember. | ||
| All-time classic, though. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I feel like dance music is some of the only music that stands the test of time. | ||
| Some of the only music that people will still listen to from the 90s is dance music. | ||
| Who's really listening to that kind of music? | ||
| 90s R&B, even 90s rap. | ||
| I mean, if you pulled up to the function and started playing Biggie Smalls, people would look at you like you have three hats. | ||
|
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|
Are you thinking like Coolio and the Gang? | |
| Cool and the Gang or Coolio? | ||
|
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Well, his name is Coolio, I guess, but Cool and the Gang. | |
| No, Coolio is a rapper. | ||
|
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Oh, it is? | |
| Cool and the Gang. | ||
| I mean, yeah, people still listen to Cool and the Gang. | ||
|
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I guess that's a good sense of time. | |
| Unless So Coolio. | ||
| Um... But, I mean, when you think about... I was thinking about this the other day. | ||
| It's those, like, dance EDM hits that people still... Like, they're still a banger today. | ||
|
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More so than, uh... Just some of the other stuff. | |
| Like, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Boy Bandit didn't stand a chance. | ||
|
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Okay, what? | |
| Yeah, Instinct was just, uh, had, like, a comeback tour or something because they were in there. | ||
| True. | ||
| They're fighting the boss. | ||
| I'm gonna go third party him. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| W. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| Yeah, I'm a new head. | ||
| I like. | ||
| I loved pulling the gang right there when I was little. | ||
| That's who I was really referring to. | ||
| But I like him. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Well, literally the last one. | ||
| Dude! | ||
| Okay, I was just wondering. | ||
| Yeah, that's a guy. | ||
| I need heals. | ||
| Oh, run on me. | ||
| Come back. | ||
| You're not protecting me, baby. | ||
| That guy's getting stuck. | ||
| Oh, that's the boss. | ||
| Oh, I have no math, too. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Okay, how do I get to the vault? | ||
| Oh, that's a player! | ||
| I'm here, dude, what? | ||
| Jeez. | ||
| this. | ||
| Bruh, get me up! | ||
| What's the hold up? | ||
| Why is this taking so long? | ||
|
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I'll get you up. | |
| Thank you. | ||
|
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|
How's rezzing, Brent? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay, where's the van? | ||
| Wait, did you get the medallion? | ||
| Yeah, I have it. | ||
| Drop it. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Please would be nice. | ||
| I'll give it back. | ||
| I'll give it back. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Okay, I'm going to kidnick up. | ||
| Loyal. | ||
| Oil as fuck. | ||
| Nick, thoughts on J-Z-E? | ||
| I love the Jimbo Zoomer experience. | ||
| My second favorite show. | ||
| After my show. | ||
|
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Behind you. | |
| I was gonna say behind your own. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yuppie. | ||
| People are saying fix the game. | ||
| What do you mean fix it? | ||
| What's wrong with my game? | ||
| Nick's got all the 40-year-old Nazis watching Fortnite. | ||
| Dude, my fan base is all kids. | ||
|
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Retard. | |
| Yeah, what? | ||
| Did you open the portal? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I'm in the vault right now. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| What they? | ||
| He's a Nazi. | ||
|
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|
Shut up, man. | |
| We're still past that. | ||
| Unironically saying Nazi ever. | ||
|
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|
Enemy communist. | |
| Facts. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| All right. | ||
| One lavish lair. | ||
| It's our spot. | ||
| If anyone needs big pots, I have two. | ||
| If anyone needs minis, I have like six. | ||
| No, I have one. | ||
| Okay, take the fifth. | ||
| Single minis. | ||
| *Mario's voice* Oh, I need to change strat on this Oh, is this gonna kill me? | ||
| Want the turret? | ||
| Yeah, dude! | ||
| What the heck, that is- Yeah, you gotta break it. | ||
| There's a medkit in the vault. | ||
|
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|
Oh, I'm gonna grab that. | |
| Oh, you need it more than me, Brent? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Here, I'm gonna box up, I need a drink real quick. | ||
| I'm parched. | ||
| Aw, damn it. . | ||
| I can use those minis before I'm back We got zoned. | ||
| Why don't we do a bounty? | ||
|
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Oh, I love that. | |
| Yeah, I've wanted that one forever, but it's never gonna come. | ||
| Cause that's the Charli D'Amelio dance. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| No, it's the Renegade. | ||
| My bad. | ||
| I'm supposed to be the TikTok expert. | ||
| Yeah, L. L Oldhead. | ||
|
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|
Yeah, I'm falling short here. | |
| L Oldhead. | ||
|
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|
For real good days. | |
| OK, did we-- Let's get a bounty. | ||
|
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|
Yeah. | |
| Someone's snicked me triple edit. | ||
| Dude, I can't even fucking single edit. | ||
|
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|
I can't even build. | |
| I build one at a time. | ||
|
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|
Can you triple edit? | |
| We're pushing it. | ||
| We're editing as a concept is pushing it for me. | ||
| As a game mechanic. | ||
|
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|
Yo. | |
| Is that a guy or is that an NPC? | ||
|
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Yo, guy's on me. | |
| That's a guy. | ||
| I got the sniper scope on my AR. | ||
| Yeah, I have a sniper scope on my shotgun. | ||
| Let's go for the bounty. | ||
| He has friends here. | ||
| The bounty is somewhere in lavish. | ||
| Yo, get in! | ||
| Try to get that gun. | ||
| I don't know what that. | ||
| I almost did not get it. | ||
| Yeah, I need like a nemesis with a forge, let's go. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| This guy over here. | ||
| That had a lot more health than I thought. | ||
| Did you do that from Brent? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Oh, there's a guy over here. | ||
| Got him. | ||
| We gotta, one of these days, Nick, we gotta go through and fix your settings. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| Like, what controller? | ||
|
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Controller with your keybinds and your, uh... What's wrong with my, uh... Also, your FPS. | |
| What's your... Do you have your FPS... Like, it seems like you're playing on low FPS right now. | ||
| First-person shooter? | ||
|
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No, frames per second. | |
| Yeah, it seems like you're playing on low FPS. | ||
| That's a big deal. | ||
| I think it's just the stream is low FPS. | ||
|
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|
The stream is, but also your graphics are high, so there's no way you're playing on above. | |
| I can't even edit, I don't think it's the FPS. | ||
|
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No, no, it'll help your aim too. | |
| I can't even fucking build and edit, bro. | ||
|
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It'll help everything. | |
| It'll help everything. | ||
| It's not a cap. | ||
| Dude, everyone in the chat knows the difference between playing on like 60hz versus 240hz. | ||
| It helps everything. | ||
| It's a totally different game. | ||
| I can't even build, I'm not even good at building. | ||
|
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Okay, shooting. | |
| It'll change shooting for you as well. | ||
| It makes aiming better. | ||
| It makes everything better. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I'll upgrade my, uh... Yeah, I'll help you with it later. | ||
| Oh, what should my frames be? | ||
|
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|
160? | |
| No, 240 or 300. | ||
| Yeah, you have it capped on 60. | ||
| I knew you had it capped on 60. | ||
| You gotta change that. | ||
| Oh, I cry about it. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Wow, now I can build. | ||
| Suddenly my hands are able to build. | ||
| My hand-eye just improved. | ||
|
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|
Oh, there's retards in the chat that said you can't notice past 100. | |
| Like, brah, I have bad hand-eye coordination. | ||
|
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|
That's a- that's a mindset. | |
| There's people over here... fighting, I think? | ||
| Another one there. | ||
| That is a mongerous cap. | ||
| I think that's probably true. | ||
|
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I'm not a technical. | |
| Yeah, sure, but you know, you are handicapping yourself. | ||
| Against every single person we fight right now, No, I don't. | ||
| I have good friends. | ||
| I don't... I don't have a handicap. | ||
| Maybe you have me there, but, uh... You're coordination handicapped. | ||
| Yeah, real, dude. | ||
| I'm not a physical person. | ||
|
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I'm like a man. | |
| I'm a person. | ||
| You're a physical person. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would prefer not even to exist in the physical world. | ||
| Bro wants to be a spirit? | ||
| I want to be like a... I'm ready to upload my consciousness. | ||
| Cyber. | ||
|
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|
He's like Brainiac. | |
| I'm a hacker. | ||
| Neuralink will be good for people like me. | ||
| People with no legs and people like me. | ||
| If I can Neuralink, I'll be able to catch a baseball. | ||
| You can have five years of V. | ||
| Your fingers and hands move like an alien's hands. | ||
| There's no way you have bad coordination. | ||
| There's no way you have bad coordination. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Every good Fortnite player I see has hands that move like that. | ||
| It's a genetic trait. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm just noticing patterns. | ||
| Need a scope. | ||
| Need a marksman scope. | ||
|
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|
Need a workbench. | |
| Oh, guys, on me, on me, on me! | ||
| I'm coming. | ||
| A lot of health, a lot of health. | ||
|
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|
This AR is not going to be fucking good at all. | |
| We've got a sniper. | ||
| Stairs. | ||
| Engineer. | ||
| Strikes again. | ||
| This is a bot. This is a bot. This is a bot. | ||
| Wait, let me... | ||
| The Engineer. | ||
| The engineer. | ||
|
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|
Technician class. | |
| Don't forget to torture him. | ||
| All the petty nationalists are like, no, don't torture him! | ||
|
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|
We're anti-war. | |
| That's not based. | ||
| What are you, like, Israel? | ||
| Sorry to let you guys know, but Nick is just a neocon in disguise. | ||
| I'm not a neocon. | ||
| I saw people saying that. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Shots? | ||
| Oh, it's coming from where we just were. | ||
| Made a lot of health, made a lot of health. | ||
| Knocked one. | ||
| I'm already fighting, so I'm coming back over. | ||
| Hit one for like 30. | ||
| Dammit! | ||
| Knocked another one. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Well, let the goat work. | ||
| Let the goat work. | ||
| I marked another squad. | ||
| There's squad fighting on my app. | ||
| Bro, is the goat? | ||
| Brandon, is the Fortnite goat? | ||
| Knocked. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Yeah, she pulled my mark. | ||
| On my mark. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Let's go around this way to him, though. | ||
| Anyone in a super shocker in your mind? | ||
| I'm dying out here. | ||
| Yeah, I got some. | ||
| Can anyone spare just a few? | ||
| Poor boy. | ||
| What do you need? | ||
| Oh, actually, never mind. | ||
| I just got a bunch. | ||
| You're good. | ||
| Oh, 116 on that guy just marked. | ||
| We gotta just follow me. | ||
| Just follow me. | ||
| We need to get a zone. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He sniped me. | ||
| Yeah, just come. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| Gotta be considerate enough. | ||
| We can't build. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We need to make it accessible. | ||
| Oh, in this house? | ||
| What's up, bat? | ||
| I'm getting sniped. | ||
| You get from the right? | ||
| Just keep moving. | ||
| We gotta just keep running. | ||
| Hold on, I gotta heal up. | ||
| I'm just gonna social. | ||
| Alright, we're ready. | ||
| Just swat on us. | ||
| We gotta keep it moving. | ||
| We're getting pushed by the saw. | ||
|
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Oh, my gosh. | |
| I'm getting done. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| I got done. | ||
| That guy hit me for like two shots. | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| What's up, bro? | ||
| Oh, God, this sucks. | ||
| I fucking hate this. | ||
| I'm playing Call of War. | ||
| Wow, this build battle is hard to watch. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Shit, man. man. - Yeah. | ||
| Is the storm worse than the new Fortnite? | ||
| I feel like it's gotta be. | ||
| Yeah, people are saying that. | ||
| But they did change it, so. | ||
|
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Whatever. | |
| Brutal. | ||
| Wow, we were second, too? | ||
|
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Couldn't do anything. | |
| Bra. | ||
| I shouldn't have went through your car. | ||
| I went back for your card. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Thank you for coming back. | ||
| So good. | ||
|
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I died for you, yeah. | |
| Oh. | ||
| Are you in lobby? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I accidentally back down but I read up I'll probably play one more than I got to get ready for my show. | ||
|
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I'm All right. | |
| Sounds good. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Well, we'll win this one. | ||
| Usually we win these. | ||
| We haven't won a single one. | ||
| This is the one I'm streaming. | ||
| Of course, right? | ||
|
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Are you ready to open yours? | |
| All right, let's land somewhere good maybe lavish again | ||
| We'll see. - I'm kind of impressed with my performance these two games. | ||
| Yeah, you've been okay. | ||
| You've been not bad. | ||
|
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That one time we played, I was so bad. | |
| I died within drop. | ||
| That was not good, but you know, you're pretty good today. | ||
| I've been just sucking hard today. | ||
|
unidentified
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Need another cup of joe. | |
| Get wired, get turned on. | ||
| Get dialed in. | ||
|
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What the fuck? | |
| Where's the... Why did I go to the game? | ||
| You were loading in. | ||
| Oh, it's just me and Vader. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
|
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Let's back out, let's back out. | |
| Bruh. | ||
| All right, we backed out. | ||
| All right, ready up. ready up. | ||
| Oh, let's do trios. | ||
| Wait, were we doing squads that whole time? | ||
| Were we? | ||
| Bro, Nick, did you fucking... No, I don't think so. | ||
| No. | ||
|
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Well, how come it was in squads? | |
| Because that guy joined, remember? | ||
|
unidentified
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That's why. | |
| Okay, hopefully it didn't put us in like a no-fill squads after he joined. | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| Because we encountered a lot of trios. | ||
| Yeah, three people. | ||
|
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I think so. | |
| I think so. | ||
| No, we did because those people on the hill that one time are a trio. | ||
| Yeah, that's pretty cack. | ||
| Cat if true. | ||
|
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|
Imagine. | |
| Yeah, bro. | ||
|
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Wait a minute. | |
| I mean, I was getting jumped on by a lot of people. | ||
| Maybe we just saw that people on the hill and they lost a teammate. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| People are saying they want Chief Trump's job. | ||
| I'll invite Chief Trumpster next time. | ||
|
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I forgot. | |
| I haven't been playing with him. | ||
| That's not for sure. | ||
| Hail to the Chief. | ||
| He actually is really... | ||
| He's pretty cracked, too. | ||
| I think Beta might, uh... Might be a tight, tight choice. | ||
| Nah, it's not close at all. | ||
| Beta's too good. | ||
| There is, no, but there's a new, there's a new prodigy. | ||
| Some random chatter named Goyim Deceiver. | ||
| He's gotta be like 10, 13 years old, cause he's insane at the game. | ||
| We gotta get him for Fortnite Friday. | ||
| Yeah, I know this Fortnite game. | ||
| I gotta grind this Peter Griffiths game. | ||
|
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He's the first person I've seen from this period where I'm like, okay, he might actually be better than me. | |
| We need the best sweat. | ||
| So if you're a Fortnite sweat, you gotta reach out to me. | ||
|
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I gotta grind this Peter Griffiths game. | |
| Someone says, cheap beat beta live on stream. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| Nick just wants to take a shot at my ego right now. | ||
| Nick just wants to take a shot. | ||
| I'll let the kids have fun. | ||
| I'm gonna let the kids have fun though. | ||
|
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|
I'm dead. | |
| I don't have a gun. | ||
| Nick just wants to take a shot. | ||
| Well, that's not even me saying that. | ||
|
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I'll let the kids have fun. | |
| I'm going to let the kids have fun, though. | ||
| He's like, obviously superior. | ||
| I'm dead. | ||
| I don't have a gun. | ||
| This guy's chasing me. | ||
| I don't have a-- yeah, I'll have this. | ||
| It's stupid. | ||
| Yeah, I can't do anything. | ||
|
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Bruh, you suck. | |
| I can't do anything! | ||
| He's better. | ||
| I guess he wouldn't have died there. | ||
| He would have pickaxed him. | ||
| Where'd you die? | ||
| You died to a pickaxe? | ||
|
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|
Wow. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| I tried to pickaxe him because I had no gun. | ||
| Where is your carb? | ||
| Where even are you? | ||
| I got it. | ||
|
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|
He's got it. | |
| You got the carb. | ||
| You just gotta stay alive, Brad. | ||
|
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|
I'm on it. | |
| Oh crap, okay, it's the tiger person. | ||
| Was it another player that got you? | ||
| Yeah, it was a player. | ||
| He picked up a shotgun in front of me and chased me. | ||
| Yep, someone's chasing me now. | ||
| Let's do this game with Scott. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Yeah, call me trash now. | ||
|
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Dude, I have two people on me. | |
| I'll just go die and finish this guy off. | ||
| Winnable. | ||
| I'm going to handle. | ||
| Someone's saying magnificent game. | ||
| Boom, my god. | ||
| Call me trash again! | ||
| Call me trash again. | ||
|
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|
Man, I'm just calling you trash. | |
| This is my fucking live chat. | ||
| these gay homos in my live chat. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| I just fell. | ||
| They're on the boss. | ||
| You're going to get a third party here? | ||
| Ooh! | ||
| That's an NPC. | ||
| No, no, but that guy I killed? | ||
| Yeah, that was a real one. | ||
| Yeah, you sniped him and... Because I'm good, dude! | ||
| I'm good at this game! | ||
|
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I'm fucking crack! | |
| Oh, no, there's other people fighting in there. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| There must be two trios here. | ||
| Let me res data. | ||
| Smart. | ||
| And then we'll get Bran's cards. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Mark the man. | ||
| This is so scuffed. | ||
| He's got two kills. | ||
| I got three kills and brought back the squad. | ||
| I'm a gamer. | ||
|
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|
I'm a gamer. | |
| I upped my brain rate. | ||
|
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|
Now I'm good at the game. | |
| See? | ||
| I told you! | ||
| They'd have been defeated. | ||
| Oh, come on! | ||
| No! | ||
| Okay, it's over. | ||
| And it's over. | ||
|
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|
Bro, help me! | |
| I'm hiding! | ||
| He's gonna kill me! | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm coming for you. | |
| Bananas is W Gamer. | ||
|
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|
That's right. | |
| W Gamer. | ||
| Gamer! | ||
| Gamer! | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Oh boy, I'm cursed. | ||
| Let me kill this guy and get you up real quick. | ||
| This guy's doing the take the O on me. | ||
| In VEDA we trust. | ||
| I just got shit on by him too. | ||
| I had fucking lunch at my bus stop. | ||
| You died?! | ||
| I just got shit on. | ||
| Yeah, I got full on shit on. | ||
| Alright, we'll play one more. | ||
|
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|
I got full shit on in that one. | |
| You trash. | ||
| I was just bad. | ||
| I just wasn't even paying attention. | ||
| You're trash. | ||
| You should feel like trash. | ||
| That's bad, dude. | ||
| That was just bad. | ||
| It sucks, because this guy's terrible at the game. | ||
| You're terrible at the game. | ||
| I just got shit on by this guy. | ||
|
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|
Okay, you gotta watch it, okay? | |
| Whoa! | ||
| Excuse me, what is that, a threat? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, you're out of line. | |
| You're gonna threaten me? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're not gonna do shit. | ||
|
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Yeah, well, my backpack is just getting a little heavy. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We're back. | ||
| Okay, this is our round. | ||
| But I really popped off in that game. | ||
| I killed three people. | ||
| Little shotgun, little sniper action. | ||
|
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Yeah, I'm good, dude. | |
| I'm good at this game. | ||
| I know that I'm good at this game. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You want to go lavish later again? | |
| Thank you, Daniel team. | ||
| That was the beta with shit in your mouth. | ||
| Dude, you don't need- Beta IRL is like 5'6". | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, really? | |
| Yes, you can check. | ||
| I mean, I'm not gonna dox you, but I mean, you were ten- Beta was telling me, "I'm 6'2", and then I look up his IRL name, and I found his IRL height is 5'6". | ||
|
unidentified
|
And then when we met in person, I was right below your chin, right? | |
| And then you woke up. | ||
|
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|
I was right below your chin when we met up. | |
| You're even shorter than that. | ||
| You're 5'6", and I was... I would put you in a headlock, I'd be punching your head so hard, you'd get a concussion. | ||
|
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I'd make that little mustache of yours blood-stained. | |
| Yeah, with your blood. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe I'd make it cum-stained, too, after I rape you. | ||
| After I rape you. | ||
| You learned that from Joe the Boomer, you sick piece of shit. | ||
| That's Joe the Boomer's influence. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I would demolish you, dude. | ||
| I would fucking, like a cartoon, turn you into a basketball, and dribble you, and then fucking slam dunk you into a basketball. | ||
|
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|
How is that gonna work, though? | |
| How is that gonna work when I'm just so much, I'm so much bigger? | ||
| You're fucking small, dude. | ||
| More of a will to die kind of guy as well. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no, no! | ||
| Like, I just, I fight dirty. | ||
| Yeah, so do I. I have no health. | ||
| I have no health, and they're chasing me. | ||
|
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|
Because I fell off the roof. | |
| Go to Nick, Brant. | ||
| I'm on the way. | ||
| I'm coming. | ||
| Stay safe. | ||
| You got heals? | ||
| Uh, no. | ||
| I'm just bodyguard. | ||
| In my chin there should be some. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| You threatened me. | ||
| I would fold. | ||
| You think you're the king? | ||
| Oh crap. | ||
| What's that? | ||
|
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|
- Do you think you're the king? | |
| - You think you're the king? | ||
| Oh crap. | ||
| - What's that? - You have to be under the age of 25 to get that stuff. | ||
| - Ow. | ||
| - Dude, there's like a thousand people. | ||
| You got killed by NPCs, Brant. | ||
| Oh my goodness, dude. | ||
| There's a guy on me. | ||
| There's three. | ||
| There's three guys on you, Brant? | ||
| I got pinched by the tiger and other people. | ||
| Three guys on Brant. | ||
| The influence of Preston has gone too far. | ||
| Oh my gosh, dude. | ||
| I disavow. | ||
| I disavow that. | ||
| What am I going to do here? | ||
| What's my play? | ||
|
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|
You're the gamer, what's my play? | |
| I don't know what to do. | ||
| They got the medallion. | ||
| I'm pinned down. | ||
| Let's do one more after this one. | ||
| If I die, that's if I die. | ||
| If you die, if you die. | ||
| Like the rare chance. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Nah, this is doable. | ||
| You got this. | ||
| Now I have to prove everybody wrong. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You can lock in. | |
| I have faith. | ||
| Oh fuck, okay. | ||
| Didn't mean to do that. | ||
| And the turret's right there. | ||
|
unidentified
|
And the medallion is on top of him. | |
| There he is. | ||
| Stealth. | ||
| This is a stealth mission. | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I didn't see him. | ||
| One more. | ||
| Alright, I'll play one more. | ||
| That was cheap. | ||
|
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|
They suck up on me. | |
| That startled me, dude. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| No more playing around. | ||
| Yeah, for real. | ||
| Fuck Lavish Lair. | ||
| You gotta dial it in this time. | ||
| No more dying, both of you. | ||
|
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|
You both died. | |
| Yeah, fuck Lavish Lair. | ||
| We're not doing that. | ||
| Let's go, uh... Peter Grissom. | ||
| Old Reliable. | ||
|
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|
Yeah. | |
| We have to do Old Reliable. | ||
| Dude, I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. | ||
| I need one of those shitty meal plans that I got. | ||
| Did you eat breakfast? | ||
| No, I just had a cup of coffee. | ||
| That's all you really need. | ||
| Well, I mean, yeah, in the morning. | ||
| In the morning you can get away with coffee because it suppresses your appetite. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yep. | |
| See, I drink like a 12 ounce cup of coffee and I'm good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Then I got these shitty meal prep things. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| Not Peter Griffin. | ||
| Not Peter Griffin. | ||
| Yes! | ||
|
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|
Oh, yeah, you're right. | |
| It's gonna be lit. | ||
| Not Peter Griffin. | ||
| Let's do... Reckless? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Let's do some... Yes. | ||
| It's got a medallion. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Today, I think it's gonna be chicken... Shredded chicken loaded bacon thing. | ||
|
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|
Let's go with that one. | |
| I'm gonna have two, because I'm really hungry. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I was eating healthy now. | |
| Yesterday I had no more strategy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Shit. | |
| I smell terrible. | ||
| Is this like a bulk season thing? | ||
| No, opposite. | ||
| I'm doing this meal prep. | ||
| You know when you order these like pre-prepared meals? | ||
| The fast food is killing me. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So I need to eat something that's not total trash every day. | |
| I've been eating like Papa John's KFC, it's like making me laugh at myself. | ||
|
unidentified
|
*laughs* *laughs* Yeah. | |
| Yeah, gotta... | ||
| Switch it up. | ||
| Get healthy. | ||
| I'm like a goer. | ||
| Fast. | ||
| We need you to stick around. | ||
| Get off this nonsense. | ||
| Put down the junk food and get some exercise. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| He's reading something. | ||
| Someone save that in my live chat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Aptly named Truth Hurts. | ||
|
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|
Get off this nonsense. | |
| It sounds like my dad. | ||
| Hey, truth hurts! | ||
| Shut up, old piece of shit. | ||
|
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|
Guys, we got 1969 in this pie. | |
| I was probably 50 years old. | ||
| Get off this damn game! | ||
| Pick up the place! | ||
| Remember fighting with your parents over video games? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Parents would be like, all right, shut it down. | ||
| No, 10 more minutes of legendary fights. | ||
| Yeah, eventually they started only letting me play on weekends. | ||
| - It lands into work. - Time to turn it off. | ||
| It's only 8 o'clock on a Saturday, man. | ||
| Come help me kill the boss. | ||
| This guy's not even shooting back. | ||
| Go to the vault. | ||
| Where is the line? | ||
| Good question. | ||
| I don't know how to get there. | ||
| I do. | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| It's back here, I think. | ||
| It's back here. | ||
| It doesn't tell you exactly how to get to the vault. | ||
| I got him. | ||
| Get off that damn game! | ||
| I got him. | ||
| That was awesome. | ||
| That was so fire. | ||
| I remember when it first came out. | ||
| Help yourself, Jacob. | ||
| I don't need it, actually. | ||
| I thought it was an SMG. | ||
| You're doing it every you want. | ||
| All you, bud. | ||
| I will be taking you. | ||
| People I see footsteps above us. | ||
| Visual audio Maybe not NPC | ||
| Someone says beta sucks Thoughts? | ||
| Thoughts beta? | ||
| He's banned? | ||
| Thoughts on that beta? | ||
| Beta! | ||
| Beta male! | ||
| Betard. | ||
| I banned him Oh it's cheese chompers She's chomper's a fan. | ||
| She's chomper, you're gonna see your nose there. | ||
| No, he's a fan. | ||
| Oh, not me. | ||
| Oh, we gotta get out of the we gotta get out of the storm. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Alright, hop in. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Beautiful snowy forest. | ||
| Jeez, Brandon just got us killed. | ||
| Whoopsie. | ||
| All right, where are we going? | ||
| Let's go to the medallion over there. | ||
| I marked it. | ||
| Clear. | ||
| Alright, let's look at this medallion. | ||
| Me on, me on, me on. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Dead instantly. | ||
| Nevermind, not on me. | ||
| He was an instant down too. | ||
| Okay, we'll go. | ||
| Yeah, we'll go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Try to... ...do that with you. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Knocked one. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Knocked one. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Knocked another one. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Knocked another one. | ||
| Knocked another. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Medallion down. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Let's go to the bottom. | ||
| I want to add it. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| What? | ||
| Here? | ||
| Yeah, here it is. | ||
| I found it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Trash. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Mmmmm. | ||
| Dude, I am sick, dude. | ||
| I have sick loot. | ||
| Alright, we've been at that. we've been at that. | ||
| Let's get to the top. | ||
| *laughs* What? | ||
| I'll figure that. | ||
| No one got the medallion, that lavish layer. | ||
| What? | ||
| Oh, there it is. | ||
| Oh yeah, Nick. | ||
| Also, let's go to the medallion in the circle. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| Mark it? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, you can see on the map where the... I just marked the middle of it. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| I need gas. | ||
| Oh, shoot it. | ||
| Oh, whoa. | ||
| Ah. | ||
| That was clever. | ||
| They're off the top of my head. | ||
| Oh, that was slim. | ||
| Oh, you-- There he is. | ||
| I can't see him. | ||
| Get him for 25. | ||
| Push him, Nick. | ||
| Try and run him over. | ||
| I know. | ||
| He's on top of the tree? | ||
| Oh, there he is. | ||
| He fled. | ||
|
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|
He's down here now. | |
| Oh, he's got a medallion. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no, no! | ||
| That's not him. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| Shit, I'm dead. | ||
| My B. I need help. | ||
| *gunshot* I need help I'm coming, I'm coming You'll get your help from me Thank you Oh! | ||
| There's no mill right here Okay, I don't wanna mess with this I can't build. | ||
|
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|
Oh, I got him. | |
| See, that was all you. | ||
| You helped me a lot there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| See, even though you can't build, it's still useful. | ||
| I can still carry. | ||
|
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|
I can still carry. | |
| Oh no, he's shooting our build. | ||
| He's below us. | ||
| Oh, bruh, you just dropped me out. | ||
| - - Loyal. - I'm just gonna hide until you find out. - I found them I'm fighting. | ||
| Where is he? | ||
| Somewhere on top of me. | ||
| I'm up here with you now. | ||
| I heard him drop. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| See, I'm not on the bottom. | ||
| I don't hear him anymore. | ||
| On me. | ||
| Oh, I see him. | ||
| He's on me. | ||
| Oh, fuck! | ||
| Dude, I'm fucked! | ||
| No! | ||
| He's weak. | ||
| He's super weak. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I got him. | |
| You got him? | ||
| I just want to point out I did most of the damage. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Shoot him, Nick! | |
| Shoot him! | ||
| SHOOT HIM! | ||
| HE'S RIGHT THERE, DUDE! | ||
| SHOOT YOUR GUN, MAN! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
|
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|
Sorry, I was about to die. | |
| He was right there, I was like, just shoot! | ||
| I was about to die! | ||
| That was insane, dude. | ||
| The way you sound just sounds crazy right now. | ||
| Let's reboot Bran, and let's get out of here. | ||
|
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|
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. | |
| Quick! | ||
| Reboot! | ||
| Dude, I'm the dub this time. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I fucking carry you, bitch. | |
| You took two of my kills. | ||
| I carry you, I revive Grant, I got his card. | ||
| I carry this team! | ||
|
unidentified
|
You carry the team? | |
| You're my bitch, I carry this team. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh yeah. | |
| Yeah, beg me to, beg me to kill him. | ||
| Yeah, okay, okay. | ||
| Oh my goodness, dude. | ||
| Ray, you gotta move, you're getting a good shot. | ||
| I'm coming, I need... Okay. | ||
| Let's get this, oh no, it's too late. | ||
| Like, your entire chat was just starstruck by that. | ||
| Let's, let's take this, right? | ||
|
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|
We could use a launch pad. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep, let's do it. | ||
| Here, Brant, let me give you my medallion so you can get a full shield. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay, I'm coming up. | |
| I have two medallions. | ||
| How many kills do you have, Nick? | ||
| Well, you stole a bunch of them, so I think I have like 10. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| So I'll be real missing. | ||
| So you're sitting at about 10? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's crazy! | ||
| You know that's true, though! | ||
| You know that's true, though! | ||
| You even told me! | ||
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I got all the shots on that one guy up top and that other guy. | |
| Yeah, you got all those shots. | ||
| You did so good, man. | ||
| You did so good. | ||
| You hit all those shots. | ||
| I needed you there. | ||
| I would have been lost without you there. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I know. | ||
|
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You did so well. | |
| Oh, there's people at Lavish Lair. | ||
| Vehicle specialist here. | ||
| I'm looking for one. | ||
| Found two cars. | ||
| There's two medallions converging on me right now. | ||
| Yo. | ||
| Bunker cars. | ||
| I get pants like going to go wrong. | ||
| I try to press my push and talk Press the on accident. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Oh, I think I There's two medallions They got to be inside the building out lavish We should take high ground. | ||
| Oh yeah, they're building up top on that thing. | ||
| Let's go up there, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's right up there, see him? | ||
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Don't get out until you're right under, so they can't hit. | |
| Follow my build. | ||
| Sounds like one of them dropped down. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Broke his shield. | ||
| We need to stay up here no matter what. | ||
| I killed the guy at the top. | ||
| I'm on my way. | ||
| I just killed one of the medallions. | ||
| Medallion on me. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Alright, does anyone have like a medkit? | ||
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There's a guy here, I'm fighting. | |
| There's what? | ||
| I'm fighting. | ||
| I don't remember that. | ||
| Hey! | ||
| The fucking guy! | ||
| The last one! | ||
| And the last game of the day. | ||
|
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Let's do a kill check. | |
| Dude, I already told you. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| W. Well, that's gonna be it for my stream. | ||
|
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Alright. | |
| Alright. | ||
| GG's. | ||
| Thanks for inviting me. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| Thanks for uh... Thanks for... | ||
| Jumping on my back for the carry. | ||
|
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Thanks for the carry, man. | |
| I appreciate it. | ||
|
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I was basically solo squatting, but... Yeah, you got my dad a fast level, so thank you. | |
| Thank you for socializing with me. | ||
|
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While you just train. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay, bye-bye. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| Alright, well... That's it. | ||
| That's my stream. | ||
| I'm gonna get out of here. | ||
| Look, I gotta go. | ||
| I gotta show in one hour. | ||
| So, I'll be back here doing America First in an hour. | ||
| I'm gonna give myself an hour and a half, okay? | ||
| So, 1030 Central. | ||
| Tune back in. | ||
| Rumble.com slash Nick Chafewent. | ||
| Tiscosi.tv slash Nick. | ||
| Hour and a half! | ||
| So don't go anywhere. | ||
| Go hang out or whatever and then come back in 90 minutes because I'll be doing my show. | ||
| Follow me here on Rumble. | ||
| I'll read your superchats. | ||
| If you sent a superchat, I'll read it during the show, okay? | ||
| I don't have time. | ||
| I gotta get food. | ||
| I gotta get ready. | ||
| So I went a little longer than I anticipated. | ||
| So make sure to follow the channel on Rumble if you're not following. | ||
| Do it right now. | ||
| And come back here in an hour and a half. | ||
| If you send a super chat, I'll read it tonight after my show. | ||
| But that's it for me. | ||
| I really gotta get going. | ||
| I hope you enjoyed the stream. | ||
| Thanks for watching. | ||
| And I'll see you in a bit. | ||
| Let me pick... What's our outro song gonna be tonight? | ||
| It's gotta be Dancing. | ||
| Because that's really the song of the stream. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright! | ||
| I'll see you guys later, okay? | ||
| See you in an hour and a half. | ||
| Thanks for watching. | ||
| Take it easy. | ||
|
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We're good to go. |
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