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And here's the thing. | ||
Everybody wants to go to war with China, but I don't. | ||
And that's the context for this going on. | ||
this feckless administration humiliated by China or whatever. | ||
And here's the thing. | ||
Everybody wants to go to war with China, but I don't. | ||
And that's the context for this going on. | ||
You have to realize people say all these things without regard for the fact that very powerful people want war with these countries. | ||
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please. | |
Because I remember the propaganda when I was in high school and I was like a you know a young Republican. | ||
I remember the hysterical propaganda about Iran, or about ISIS, or about Russia, and if you just watch Fox News and you just watch this Jewish propaganda, deep state propaganda, Jewish propaganda, and that's your only media consumption, | ||
You want to go to war with all these countries and they're not even doing anything to us. | ||
It's like, I remember being 15 and thinking like, we have to go to war with Iran. | ||
Why would a 15 year old in a white suburb in America in 2015, 2014, whatever, Have animosity for Iran. | ||
It just doesn't even make any sense. | ||
And I see the same thing going on now where you get these retard boomers and you get even these young Republican types now, these, you know, fanatical, they worship Ron DeSantis or Josh Hawley. | ||
They're not very, they're not a lot of them, but you do see it. | ||
These, like, they're being groomed to become GOP shills. | ||
And they're like, we hate China! | ||
This feckless leadership against China! | ||
It's like, what has China ever done to anybody here, man? | ||
What has China done to anyone? | ||
I'll be a China shill. | ||
I would rather shill for China than shill for the GOP. | ||
The GOP condemned me as an anti-Semite because I am a Christian. | ||
And because I have talked about Holocaust revisionism as well. | ||
But mainly because I am a Christian. | ||
Primarily. | ||
China never condemned me. | ||
I got banned from all the social media. | ||
I got disavowed by Kevin McCarthy and everything. | ||
But I'm expected to be mad at China? | ||
China's never done anything to me. | ||
I buy all kinds of things from China all the time. | ||
Chinese-made products. | ||
They make our lives better. | ||
So look, it's very abnormal. | ||
And it's very clear that all of the anti-China sentiment is hysterical and it is being created. | ||
It's being fabricated by powerful interest groups and you see this on like Fox News. | ||
I pulled up Fox News to write some notes for my show and I was on the Fox News video player and they had four clips from their big shows Tucker, Hannity, Ingram, Greg Gutfeld. | ||
And each one was more hysterical than the last. | ||
All about the balloon. | ||
It's all the same message. | ||
Go to war with China. | ||
Biden's not tough enough against China. | ||
Tucker, the Chinese did this to us. | ||
Ingram, shooting blanks. | ||
Hannity, something, we hate China. | ||
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Gutfeld, the Chinese balloon went to more states than Forrest Gump. | |
It was literally one after the other. | ||
And you look around, and it's not just Fox. | ||
It's all of Fox. | ||
It's Pompeo. | ||
It's Haley. | ||
It's Hawley. | ||
It's Bannon. | ||
It's Teal. | ||
It's Trump. | ||
It's DeSantis. | ||
They're all with this anti-China thing. | ||
That's the new consensus. | ||
And we'll get into this, but it's also on the left, too! | ||
The right has this narrative about the Chi-coms, the Chi-coms. | ||
I talked to some guy, I talked to some billionaire when I was, you know, I was back in like, I want to say this was December, maybe January, and I don't want to give too many details for reasons, but I was talking to this billionaire in connection with this like political thing, and He was saying something about like China, the usual thing. | ||
And I said, Hey, I love China. | ||
And he was like, you're a communist. | ||
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You're a Chinese communist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. | |
And so all these Republicans have this line about if you're soft on China, you're the enemy, China's the problem, the Democrats are China. | ||
It's not these Jews. | ||
It's not these Zionists. | ||
It's the Chinese. | ||
The Chinese run Hollywood. | ||
The Chinese run real estate. | ||
The Chinese run the banks. | ||
The Chinese run Disney. | ||
They put the Winnie the Pooh thing or whatever. | ||
The Chinese run Facebook. | ||
And this flies in the face of the reality that the Biden administration has been ceaselessly provocative and antagonistic towards China. | ||
It just doesn't even make any sense. | ||
It's Biden that said multiple times that we would go to war to defend Taiwan, which is like totally upends 60 years of diplomatic precedent. | ||
It's Biden that is sending these diplomatic missions to Taiwan with Pelosi and with I think somebody else went over there for the first time since Gingrich went there. | ||
They're the ones doing all this stuff. | ||
So anyway, so we'll get into all that. | ||
I don't want to do the show right now, but that's the basic premise. | ||
Before we get into all that, I want to remind you to follow me here on Cozy. | ||
Smash the follow button to get a push notification whenever I go live. | ||
Follow me on Gab Telegram, True Social, links are down below. | ||
What else? | ||
Not much else going on. | ||
I didn't do a show Thursday and Friday. | ||
We kind of had a busy weekend. | ||
A lot of exciting things. | ||
I can't really give any hints, but could be some, like, real game-changing things coming soon. | ||
That's all I'm at liberty to say at the moment. | ||
But we're sort of Back to work in a big way and this weekend was pretty crazy busy just sort of Figuring some things out. | ||
That's all I can say for now. | ||
So that's why I didn't do a show Thursday and Friday I apologize. | ||
I said I was most likely gonna do a show Friday, but then I didn't But that's because I was busy. | ||
So Anyway, but I should be here all week. | ||
I don't know though. | ||
I'll let you know on telegram. | ||
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I Okay, what else? | |
Yeah, pretty uneventful aside from all that. | ||
I guess we'll just dive into it. | ||
I gotta say, I just can't really, I told you this like a month ago, I just can't really bring myself To do these monologues. | ||
I mean, I have to, I know, and I know I do them better than anybody else, and everybody's just waiting at the edge of their seat to see what I have to say. | ||
But I watched these old clips of me from like five years ago when I first started doing the show, and I'm getting into it and all that. | ||
And now I'm, I don't know if this is just my personality, or maybe this happens to everybody. | ||
You know, I don't know what it is, but I feel like I've just sort of, I've reached this point of resignation where I'm like, what more is there to be said? | ||
I've been doing this for six years. | ||
If you don't know that Jews run the media at this point, I don't know what to tell you. | ||
If you don't know that the media hates white people, I see, in other words, I see all these positions and all people arguing online, and maybe that's just what it is, but I feel like, haven't we done that already? | ||
It was like on Martin Luther King Jr. | ||
Day. | ||
And it's like, that was the fifth or sixth time that I've done a show on Martin Luther King Jr. | ||
Day. | ||
And if I plan on doing a show or being a commentator for the next 5 years or 10 years or whatever, it's like, am I going to do 15 times? | ||
Every year, am I going to gather around the laptop, gather around the PlayStation 5, PlayStation 10, and watch me do the annual show where I remind you, hey, Martin Luther King Jr. | ||
is a communist rapist! | ||
I feel so trapped. | ||
I don't want to do the same thing. | ||
Look, I said it already. | ||
It's been said. | ||
What do you want me to do? | ||
Say it again? | ||
Forever? | ||
Every day forever? | ||
Can't do it. | ||
But I guess maybe that's why I gotta graduate and maybe go into politics myself or do something else eventually because the Sean Hannity thing of doing a radio or a TV show for like 40 years and it's just the same. | ||
Biden's retarded. | ||
Defectless leadership of the Democrats. | ||
High taxes kills big business. | ||
It's like the same thing day in day out. | ||
I don't know how any person could do that. | ||
You know, I don't know what that is. | ||
But anyway, so... | ||
So like, I see this big story about the Chinese balloon and everybody, there's like a very distinct political culture on social media which I don't have a word for it and I don't even know if I have the best way of explaining it. | ||
Maybe you guys know. | ||
If you guys are really active you've seen it and you know what I'm talking about. | ||
But there's like this culture of these political faggot nerds They're not even necessarily, I mean they are people that work in politics, but they're also a lot of people that just like follow politics, but it's not even like they're following politics. | ||
It's like they're just following Fox News. | ||
So there's like what we do, which is like where we go on the timeline and we're like, rape, you know, or we're like, you know, you're Jewish, or it's like, you know, we're just being edgy. | ||
We're just like, you know what, like F this. | ||
And then there's, like, what these people do. | ||
I think, like, Ryan Gurdusky is the epitome of this. | ||
Ryan Gurdusky and his fucking glitter and, you know, his pink cursive name. | ||
You know, Ryan Gurdusky. | ||
You know, Ryan Gurdusky in the Victoria's Secret font with the glitter explosion. | ||
Ryan Gurdusky. | ||
That's, like, his brand. | ||
Ryan Gurdusky in cursive. | ||
With a lipstick kiss, Ryan Gerduski. | ||
Ryan Gerduski, GOP consultant. | ||
He like epitomizes, when I say faggot, I don't mean him being a homosexual, although that's obviously part of it. | ||
I also, I specifically mean though him being just like, Fucking faggot. | ||
Like, the way that these people talk about politics, like, very glib, very fucking lame, very... I don't even... Again, I'm having difficulty explaining it, but if you just go on his timeline, you'll see what I mean. | ||
It's all totally safe. | ||
It's all completely repetitive. | ||
They do the same jokes. | ||
And it's like, it's the same, it's the same feeling I get when I see a brand make a joke on Twitter. | ||
Like when you see Wendy's Twitter account and everybody's like, damn Wendy's Twitter account is funny. | ||
It's like, Yeah, that's kind of the point. | ||
Like, they're trying to sell you a hamburger. | ||
They're not that funny. | ||
And I get the same feeling when I see, like, Benny Johnson, Ryan Gerdusky, these types, with the same, it's like, oh, trying to, making some stupid joke, Fang Fang, and all this, knowing full well, That A, it's not really funny. | ||
B, it's not original. | ||
C, they don't really even care. | ||
D, they're just selling you a political product. | ||
E, they're also at the same time pretending like they're not doing all those things. | ||
Like it is edgy and it is funny and they're not just like, they are patriots and they're not selling you a product. | ||
Like, for example, Carrie Lake getting on Twitter and saying, so I'm told there's a balloon that needs to be taken care of, and it's her with a gun. | ||
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And it's like, ugh, you fucking idiot. | |
Like, you're a hack. | ||
Okay, you know. | ||
She goes and puts out a statement disavowing anti-semitism during the election. | ||
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We really disavow anti-semitism! | |
I'd like to go on, if I had my Twitter, I'd like to go on the replies and say like, I don't want to say that. | ||
But I'm told there's something else that needs to be taken care of. | ||
You know, something like edgy, something funny. | ||
I'm told there's like... Hey, I'm told there's like something else that needs to be... I'm told there's something else that needs to be taken care of. | ||
You know, just like something... Because it just shows how, like, the poverty of the kind of content on Twitter. | ||
China's not our real enemy. | ||
Talking about China is not brave. | ||
It's not edgy. | ||
It's not original. | ||
This tough talk, you know, I'm gonna go out there and shoot. | ||
Here's me with my little gun. | ||
You know, you're not like a tough cookie or something. | ||
You're a manicured politician. | ||
And then you got, hey, I hate to say it, Paul Gosar quote tweets, hey, me too! | ||
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Don Huffines, hey, me three, here's me with my gun. | |
And it's like, you guys suck. | ||
This just sucks. | ||
And that it's China specifically, I hate it. | ||
Because here's maybe why it's so disgraceful. | ||
Because there is a matrix of control, as we know. | ||
There is a systematized conspiratorial control, you know, covert Subversive, excuse me, subversive control of America by an alien elite. | ||
And obviously, because that exists by its very nature, you cannot talk about it. | ||
Doesn't that go without saying? | ||
It's sort of like in North Korea. | ||
Like in North Korea, I use this as an example based on like people's understanding of North Korea. | ||
North Korea is probably more based than people think, but it's like based on the mainstream understanding of North Korea, In North Korea, they believe that there is a subversive matrix of control over the world, but they think it's America. | ||
They can't say that it's their own government. | ||
Because if they said it was their own government, well, if they were on TV and they said that, they would get executed, you know? | ||
Or if they published a newspaper saying that, they would get executed. | ||
And if they were just a civilian saying that, they would get executed. | ||
So there is an anti-human, anti-Christian control matrix over their country, although it's not alien. | ||
I guess that's why North Korea is more free than America. | ||
At least their government is Korean. | ||
It's not alien. | ||
It's ideological, and maybe it's satanic for that reason, but at least it's native. | ||
But it's the same premise here. | ||
Of course, the North Korean state broadcaster, when they talk about the conspiracy against the North Korean people, they don't talk about the government. | ||
They talk about the government's adversary, America. | ||
Do you understand this premise? | ||
And so the same thing is true, and this is why it's so sinister and contemptible. | ||
It's the same principle in America. | ||
Fox News, just like CNN, is the state broadcasting network, okay? | ||
Capital is part of the state. | ||
I don't care that it's a private sector or the public sector. | ||
There is crossover between both. | ||
That's the nature of the corruption in America. | ||
It's not much different than China. | ||
It's not much different than other countries. | ||
Okay? | ||
What is consistent is the elite. | ||
What's consistent is there is this intense crossover and this intense cross-pollination and corruption between sectors that should be separated in the private and public sectors, but they're the same elite. | ||
And so Fox, CNN, Republicans, Democrats, they're all part of the regime, they're all part of the consensus, whether the public or private sector doesn't matter, they're all part of the elite. | ||
And so for that reason, when you see these people like Carrie Lake or Tucker Carlson or who are Bannon, and they point the finger at China, I think, I guess that's why this in particular pisses me off. | ||
And similarly, North Korea may have a point. | ||
I mean, America is extremely hostile to North Korea. | ||
So in some sense, they do have a point. | ||
In the same way that is it, does it breach our national sovereignty if China sends a balloon in our airspace? | ||
Yeah, are they totally wrong about that? | ||
Is it offensive? | ||
Yes, it is offensive that they would do that. | ||
But the idea that you're going out there and you're acting as a patriot, you're tough, you're really edgy, and you're willing to say what's going on by talking about China, it just couldn't be further from the truth. | ||
If you want to talk about what's really going on, you know, talk about Israel. | ||
Then it could be as corny as possible. | ||
At least I'd say, hey, you have some integrity. | ||
But it's like this, oh, Fang Fang this, and Eric Swalwell that. | ||
It's like, guess what, nigga? | ||
Eric Swalwell doesn't run anything. | ||
Who the fuck is Eric Swalwell? | ||
But these people, they act like they're sticking it to the man by talking about Swalwell and Fa- Fang Fang do- Like, cause it sounds funny. | ||
And it's true, China spies on America, but are we going to pretend like we feel the same way about these other spy rings in America? | ||
It was reported during the Trump administration that Israel set up all these covert listening devices all over Washington D.C. | ||
and around the White House. | ||
When we found out about that, did Fox News condemn the feckless leadership of the Trump administration and Israel violated our sovereignty, blow up the Transformers or whatever? | ||
Of course not! | ||
So there's something in there about the content of what they're saying. | ||
But it's also just the style. | ||
It's this glibness. | ||
It's this shamelessly unoriginal, shamelessly just lame | ||
You know, everyone rushes to the time, all these like nerds, and maybe I feel this way because I used to be one of them, all these like young Republican high schooler and college kids, and they all have their Adam Smith tie, and their Navy sport coat with the gold buttons, and they're fucking khakis, and they all have this, you know, it's Braylon. | ||
They're all named fucking Braylon, and they all have the same Justin Bieber, you know, dirty blonde haircut. | ||
And, you know, their mom is like really supportive and they have their fucking show and they rush to the timeline and they're following all these. | ||
Hey, China, the Biden administration's feckless leadership. | ||
And I was saying this to a buddy of mine the other day. | ||
It's like, there's something that is so superficial about the political junkies understanding of politics. | ||
I mean, I don't know. | ||
I guess that's how everybody gets involved. | ||
I guess that's where everybody starts. | ||
But I just can't imagine being on the level of analysis, like I used to be 10 years ago, of thinking that it's about the president. | ||
Thinking that it's about Biden and Trump and Bush. | ||
Like a friend of mine sent a tweet in a group chat the other day where somebody said, Oh, Trump has caused unemployment and wrecked the economy in this. | ||
And then somebody replied and said, Oh, you mean Obama did that? | ||
And it's like, Obama, Trump, Biden. | ||
Do people really think it's that simple? | ||
Pelosi, Swalwell, Adam Schiff, Ilhan Omar. | ||
I mean, I remember, you know, I've heard all these boomers talk about what they hear on talk radio. | ||
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Ilhan Omar's radical squad is saying this. | |
It's like, do you think that these are the people that are in charge? | ||
Do you think that this is the seat of power in America? | ||
That this is where the ideas are coming from? | ||
This is where the power proceeds from? | ||
Or do you think that they're like lower on the food chain, maybe further up from the source of where all this stuff comes from? | ||
And so when one of these events happens, and this isn't another good example is like the Kavanaugh hearing. | ||
Or the Bill Barr hearing in the House after BLM, or all this stuff about Fauci. | ||
And I have to think it's deliberate. | ||
I have to think that these—and I don't know how, I don't know if they get in—this is where, like, me and Destiny fight. | ||
And I hate to keep talking about it, but he's just like the perfect foil of just like an idiot. | ||
He's like, you know, him and I disagree because he's like, oh, you think that they all get together in a room and decide to trick Americans with this with this political reality show? | ||
And it's like, I don't know, maybe. | ||
I don't know if it's deliberate. | ||
I don't know how all of it comes together. | ||
But of course, it's obviously fake. | ||
The back and forth, the bickering that happens on TV, the names that we hear, of course these are not the real names of the real people, and they're not even the real issues or the real problems which matter to people. | ||
So, anyway. | ||
But I want to get into it. | ||
I want to give my take. | ||
This is just my take on the whole Media circus about this and everybody's got to jump on the timeline to make the same joke. | ||
And you know what I realized is that these like, and we haven't heard this one in a long time, but these like NPCs, your average person, like the vast majority of people who are NPCs, what I realized about them is they are incapable of coming up with original thoughts. | ||
I don't know if it's because they can't think, like they're literally cognitively incapable of thinking, or if they just don't. | ||
It's like a muscle that atrophied, they just don't exercise it. | ||
Or if they're just incapable of, because they're not fully conscious, or they're not fully human, or their minds are chemically different. | ||
I don't know what it is. | ||
But I realize that That most people are incapable, or just don't, say anything original. | ||
And I was thinking specifically about jokes. | ||
And here's how I thought of it. | ||
I was driving in my car. | ||
I was about to call Baked Alaska the other day before I went to prison. | ||
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And I have my music playing on the... ...the first time I went to prison, I was about to call Baked Alaska the other day before I went to prison. | |
I was about to call Baked Alaska the other day before I went to prison. | ||
It's the same punchline. | ||
It's slow motion, somebody walking into a place, and that song playing. | ||
And what's the punchline is like, it's or the Disney Channel it's or the Disney Channel superheroes or, you know, whatever. | ||
And it's like. | ||
The same like advertisement humor, the same TikToks, the same punchline. | ||
You realize you just hear these things over and over. | ||
It's the same punchline, it's the same thing throughout your life. | ||
The same musical cue, joke, the same trope, whatever. | ||
And the beauty is like, not the beauty, but here's what shocks me. | ||
Is people will make the same joke. | ||
It's like they're imitating it. | ||
They're like, they're re-presenting the joke as though it was their own. | ||
And then people, and then simultaneously people are reacting to it, in some cases actually involuntarily laughing. | ||
Like, you know, I have to fake laugh through my whole life because You know, I don't find a lot of things funny, but you just have to laugh sometimes. | ||
People are actually involuntarily laughing at the same punchlines represented in the same ways in advertisements, in TV, and at the water cooler throughout their lives. | ||
It happens at the same time. | ||
And it's like, are you really living, or are you just emulating other people that are living? | ||
Are you actually making a joke and laughing at a joke, or are you emulating other people that made a joke at one point and laughed at a joke at one point in time? | ||
Because it's not fucking funny. | ||
Maybe it was funny, you know, literally when I was like a baby and saw that punchline for the first time, but 20 years of seeing that punchline reformed? | ||
Like, it's just like irritating. | ||
But it goes on! | ||
But it persists. | ||
And so it's like, This Fang Fang thing. | ||
That joke has been going on for two years. | ||
What's the punchline? | ||
She has a funny name? | ||
He got caught for doing something illicit? | ||
It's not that funny! | ||
It's like these boomers that go into these antique stores and they buy a t-shirt that says something like, you know... I don't know what it was. | ||
Somebody sent it to me. | ||
Who was it? | ||
Some... I think it was my dad's friend. | ||
Showed me like a political t-shirt that said something like, you know, Pelosi's a drunk ass, Biden's a jackass, and it was all these, it was some stupid like play on words parallel thing like that, and he was laughing his ass off on the phone. | ||
I'm like, he was actually, he didn't even show it to me, he was explaining the t-shirt to me, laughing as he did it. | ||
And so it's that sort of thing that bothers me. | ||
It's everybody rushing to pretend. | ||
Everybody rushing on the timeline to participate in this like pretend conversation where we all pretend like these are original ideas and we're like actually laughing at them like we haven't heard them before. | ||
And I just can't do it. | ||
I can't be Ryan Tutu-Gerdusky, okay? | ||
I can't be Ryan Glam-Gerdusky. | ||
Glam-Gerdusky. | ||
He needs some glam. | ||
Put some glam on Ryan Gerdusky. | ||
I can't wait for the Ryan Gerdusky-James Charles collaboration. | ||
I heard they're doing a big collab for the Hershel Walker fundraiser to hold the line Isn't that going to be our future? | ||
The way things are going, that's literally our future. | ||
Here's my prediction for 2030. | ||
James Charles is going to become like Caitlyn Jenner, going to become a conservative. | ||
He's going to say, you know what? | ||
I'm tired of the alphabet mafia and these leftists in Los Angeles. | ||
I'm a liberal, not a leftist. | ||
The left has actually become regressive and tyrannical and he's gonna go on Dave Rubin and then he's gonna go and campaign in Georgia for some like black lesbian or something with right you know Ryan Grodusky's gonna hey he's gonna introduce them the moment you've all been waiting for sisters it's James Charles and he's gonna get on there with fake nails and say something like You know, hey, I'm a Republican. | ||
I walked away from the Democrat Party. | ||
He's gonna say I'm an entrepreneur. | ||
When I became the first male spokesperson for CoverGirl, and I started my own business, I was an entrepreneur. | ||
But Gavin Newsom took so much of my income and taxes, and the Chinese-owned Google took 30% of my AdSense. | ||
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Can a girl work or something like that? | |
A girl's trying to work over here. | ||
Can't a girl chase her bag, bitch? | ||
And all these Zoomers are going to be like, yes, queen. | ||
This is the future for the showdown in Georgia. | ||
At that point, it'll be in Texas. | ||
James Charles relocates his studio to Nashville, where it's fucking based! | ||
James Charles, not, DeSantis is a little too hardcore. | ||
You know, I like Ron DeSantis. | ||
He's, he's hardcore like Trump, but without all that Twitter nonsense. | ||
But without, but he could do without some, you know, the things he says on Twitter. | ||
I think he gets in his own way a little bit. | ||
Ron DeSantis, he's my kind of conservative. | ||
He doesn't take no mess from those liberals. | ||
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Actually, he's a little too extreme. | |
You know, so James Charles will move to a fucking based, low regulation, low tax state like Nashville where he can start a business that thrives and he can sell his makeup for all of the gay young Republicans, all of the gay high school and college Republicans that have their faggoty Instagram shows and all that stuff. | ||
Mentored by Benny Johnson or Ryan Grodusky. | ||
That's like our future. | ||
So I just refuse to participate in that. | ||
You know what? | ||
I talk about the Jews, I talk about race, I talk about this stuff, and that's just what it is. | ||
Okay, it's up. | ||
I'm not going to come on Twitter and say, the feckless leadership of the Biden and the Democrats are so weak. | ||
It's like, you know what, man? | ||
I want a dictator. | ||
I want a supreme leader, totalitarian, Christian dictator to put all these people in jail. | ||
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So anyway. | |
that's what I gotta say about it Somebody... I don't know who invented this. | ||
I don't know where all this Ryan Gurdusky... He didn't do anything to me lately. | ||
I don't know where all this Ryan Gurdusky hate came from out of nowhere. | ||
I honestly don't know. | ||
Like, it just came out of nowhere today. | ||
He didn't do anything to me. | ||
But, just when I think of that kind of political culture, he just epitomizes that. | ||
So, it's nothing personal, it's not like, you know, I don't know why I was thinking of that tonight, but I was like, you know, like, fuck this, dude. | ||
All these jokes, and Carrie, like, I'm told, oh, you were told, I'm told there's a balloon, like, somebody came up and said, Carrie Lake, there's a balloon, what are we gonna do? | ||
And she's like, I'll handle this. | ||
There's something about that, like, passive tone that just irks me. | ||
It'd be one thing if she was like, fuck China, you know, or something like that, but she's like, I'm told there's a balloon that needs to be taken care of. | ||
I'm told there's a balloon that needs to be taken care of. | ||
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I don't know. | |
Maybe this just sounds like insane and unhinged, but I just hate it. | ||
It's like, it's just a big joke. | ||
These people, it's like they're, uh, it's like they're selling Starbucks gift cards, you know, the way they talk about this stuff. | ||
And this, this, uh, red team, blue team thing, I, you know, I just can't stand it anymore. | ||
I don't know how people are still on. | ||
You know what it is? | ||
They shut down social media, so they shut down this pipeline. | ||
There was a time when every intelligent teenager was just becoming, like, an unironic, like, fascist. | ||
And then they shut all that down, and now they're, they're safely Getting funneled into this pipeline of worshipping Israel. | ||
That's what it is. | ||
Because that's what happened to me! | ||
You know, when I first got into politics, what was even there? | ||
It was like PJ Media, and Breitbart, and Daily Wire, and all that kind of stuff. | ||
And so I was like a Zionist. | ||
You know, I was like a hardcore Zionist, neocon, neolib, all that. | ||
Then I got into college and got red-pilled, okay? | ||
Then during the Trump election, and during Gamergate and all that, people started to pop off. | ||
And you started to hear about Sam Hyde, and Gavin McInnes, and Jared Taylor, and Sam Francis, and Hitler, and all that. | ||
Pat Buchanan, and everybody. | ||
And anybody with a brain was like, okay. | ||
Now I'm Red Pill. | ||
Now I don't want to watch Fox News anymore. | ||
Now I just want the total Aryan victory. | ||
Or whatever. | ||
You know, whatever it is. | ||
And then they shut all that down, and so they filled up 4chan with shills, and TikTok is censored, and YouTube, you know, they had that kid in the New York Times who said, what was his name, he talked about, I was radicalized, I inadvertently clicked on YouTube recommended videos until I woke up one day and I was a full-on racist. | ||
So they got rid of that, and then they cleaned up the search algorithm, and they Shadowbanned everybody on Twitter. | ||
So they stopped all the teenagers from getting red-pilled. | ||
They did this big subversion against the Groypers. | ||
You know, I'm attacked, they subvert me, and they say, oh, he's just like this gay, fat, and all this, and it's like, nigga, I'm the number one red-pilled, like, fascist leader. | ||
I'm not a, okay, you know, conservative leader in America. | ||
And they're like, oh, well, actually, he's, like, not cool. | ||
What is cool is shilling for gay pagans like Kaustin Alomaru and going to Claremont and worshiping the dual citizen and Scott Greer, who's not even, like, a Christian. | ||
I like Scott, but it's like, you know, let's be real. | ||
He's definitely more WN. | ||
He's definitely more WN than he is NS lately with this, you know, GAE thing. | ||
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Globalist American Empire, bro. | |
It's Zog. | ||
And so now you got all these kids. | ||
Like, I saw something on Twitter the other day. | ||
There was some punk-ass kid who was like, I was name-searching myself, and there was one of these young Republican types, and he said, you know, Turning Point is delivering the youth to conservatives, and somebody said, nah, Nick Fuentes has the youth. | ||
And he said, Nick Fuentes does not have the youth! | ||
And I'm like, you know, you're like a 17-year-old kid. | ||
What are you doing carrying water for, like, foster-freezing the Jews, pal? | ||
But that's the dynamic they've created. | ||
That's what's left. | ||
So, we need to get kids red-pilled again. | ||
They are being red-pilled still. | ||
You know, we're spreading our tentacles everywhere. | ||
We're constantly red-pilling young people. | ||
But it's not like it was eight years ago. | ||
So, anyway. | ||
That's why there's, I think, a big resurgence in these high school, college Republican cringetards. | ||
We need to get him on the same page. | ||
You know, and John Doyle's like the epitome of that. | ||
Heck off, Commie! | ||
Could you just die? | ||
Heck off, Commie! | ||
Really, pal? | ||
And, you know, and then he won't even talk about Israel. | ||
He's like, well, I'm tactically bowing to the Jews. | ||
It's a tactical decision to worship Israel. | ||
It's like, bro, ain't tactical at all. | ||
You're just shilling. | ||
You're just becoming an unwitting pawn in creating the next generation of white cucks. | ||
That's it. | ||
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Okay. | |
Anyway. | ||
But let's get into it. | ||
So that's just my intro. | ||
But let's get into it. | ||
Let's dive into the news here and we'll talk about this balloon. | ||
Sorry, I just had to get all that off my chest. | ||
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Okay. | |
Okay, sorry if that was, like, rambly and resentful, but I just had to get that off my chest. | ||
I've been bombarded and subject to, like, three days of this China balloon thing, and I just can't take it anymore. | ||
Okay, but this is a story. | ||
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It says, U.S. | ||
Navy vessels on Monday swarmed a widespread debris field filled with divers, Debris field with divers and cranes to retrieve pieces of the suspected Chinese surveillance balloon shot down by a US fighter aircraft off the coast of South Carolina on Saturday afternoon. | ||
A senior government official said the FBI is expected to take custody of any recovered components of the balloon's payload and ship it to its laboratory in Quantico, Virginia. | ||
The balloon had been traveling across the continental U.S. | ||
since at least Tuesday with the White House facing mounting questions and political blowback as to why the balloon was allowed to cross the country in the first place. | ||
The DOD released some images of the debris recovery operation in the ocean off of South Carolina, as well as images showing the takeoff of the two F-22 fighter jets in the shoot-down mission. | ||
Republicans continue to condemn President Joe Biden for not having ordered the balloon shot down earlier. | ||
But Biden said Saturday he did ask for such action until the American military advised him they should wait until the balloon wasn't over civilian territory. | ||
Asked whether the balloon incident weakened U.S.-China relations as he arrived back at the White House on Monday. | ||
Biden told reporters, quote, we've made it clear to China what we're going to do. | ||
They understand our position. | ||
We're not going to back off. | ||
We did the right thing. | ||
And there's not a question about weakening or strengthening. | ||
It's just the reality. | ||
So they shot down this balloon. | ||
And, you know, and here's my take on it. | ||
It probably was just a weather balloon. | ||
It might not have even been from China, we don't know. | ||
Either way, it's not a big deal. | ||
And like all these other hysterical reactions from war hawks in the GOP, it just doesn't even make any sense. | ||
On its face, it would be a major provocation. | ||
They sent over this unidentified aircraft over American airspace, and it's a spying apparatus with data collecting abilities. | ||
That's very provocative. | ||
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We have to shoot it down. | |
We have to respond. | ||
But then you have to pause and think about it. | ||
It's no different than all this hysteria about Russia using chemical weapons in Ukraine, Assad using chemical weapons in Ukraine, Iran pursuing a nuclear arsenal, although that one might be a little bit more legitimate. | ||
Put yourself in the shoes of China. | ||
They have military satellites in outer space, in orbit of Earth, that are so precise they can image a facial expression of a person on the ground on Earth. | ||
A satellite in space can see what facial expression you're making on Earth. | ||
And people don't even realize that. | ||
They can also detect audio. | ||
With such precision that you have to be underwater for a military satellite to not be able to detect a conversation that two people have in a structure. | ||
So, if China is trying to take images of our facilities or detect these kinds of things, why wouldn't they just do it with a military satellite? | ||
Whatever they could get with a weather balloon, they could get with a satellite. | ||
Moreover, why would they do something so flagrant? | ||
Did they think that we couldn't detect a massive weather balloon that people wouldn't see it in the sky? | ||
Of course they had to know that we would be able to detect it. | ||
Of course they know that people would be able to see it. | ||
Of course they would know, therefore, that even if it was relatively undetectable, that eventually it might be detected. | ||
So what's their strategy? | ||
Send over, like, one balloon? | ||
We're gonna send over one visible, obvious balloon. | ||
That America can detect. | ||
We're gonna hope they don't detect it. | ||
We'll send one. | ||
It'd be one thing if this was a strategy. | ||
They're doing this every day. | ||
You know? | ||
So here's what the Chinese thought. | ||
We're gonna do this highly provocative action. | ||
We're gonna send a massive balloon over America. | ||
A massive spy balloon over American airspace. | ||
To capture footage we could probably get covertly with satellites that are totally legit. | ||
We're gonna send one balloon. | ||
We're gonna hope nobody notices. | ||
Does that even make any sense to anybody? | ||
We're gonna provoke America in this... When Chinese-American relations, Sino-American relations are maybe at their worst since Nixon. | ||
Nancy Pelosi's visiting Taiwan. | ||
Joe Biden's talking about going to war. | ||
There's these military drills being carried out. | ||
Major provocations on both sides. | ||
And China says, I know what we're gonna do. | ||
We're gonna send over one massive balloon that everyone will see. | ||
Hope no one notices. | ||
Hope this doesn't further deteriorate U.S.-China relations. | ||
It just doesn't even make any sense on its face. | ||
So something's wrong about the story. | ||
Either China didn't send it, or it was just a weather balloon that veered off course. | ||
But the idea that We know for a fact this was some deliberate provocation. | ||
I don't know about that. | ||
And then you get into the damage. | ||
What's the damage? | ||
They sent over their balloon. | ||
It floated over America. | ||
They apologized. | ||
We shot it down. | ||
What more do people want to happen here? | ||
What's so horrible that they did? | ||
You could go on Google Maps and get data about America. | ||
Again, they have satellites. | ||
What necessarily was so compromising that we had to, that it's such a bad thing that it was shot down later when it wasn't shot down soon enough? | ||
They need to pay. | ||
What exactly is the problem here? | ||
Do people not realize that China is going to become a serious player, no matter what, in this century? | ||
We can't stop it. | ||
We can't reverse it. | ||
Because of their population, because of their intelligence, because of their institutions, the raw materials they have, the economy they have, the land... Throughout history, they have always been a world power. | ||
For probably most of history, the preeminent world power. | ||
People don't realize, but China has always been in competition with the West, and for probably most of history was winning. | ||
And it's only just in the last few centuries that that has not been the case. | ||
And so now that things are sort of returning to a pre-16th century stasis, or a pre-16th century equilibrium, Uh, people are resisting this, and they're saying, well, China's our enemy, they're gonna replace us, we gotta do something about it. | ||
What are we gonna do about it? | ||
What, are we gonna kill them all? | ||
Are we gonna drop nuclear bombs on them? | ||
Are we gonna go to war and subjugate them or kill them all? | ||
That is not in anybody's interest. | ||
It is not in our interest to go to war with China. | ||
It is not even in the cards for us to dominate China. | ||
And so what are we going to do? | ||
Exterminate China? | ||
That's obviously out of the question. | ||
So what really do we hope to achieve in our relationship with China? | ||
Peaceful coexistence is what we can aspire to. | ||
Competition, peaceful competition, peaceful coexistence will be rivals, But the thing is about China, they don't want to invade America. | ||
They don't want to invade the world. | ||
They never have. | ||
The reason that there was such a huge divergence in the prosperity of Europe and China 500 years ago is because China destroyed their fleet. | ||
And the Europeans built a massive fleet. | ||
That's the difference. | ||
Europe built a navy. | ||
Europe built a fleet of vessels to explore and to conquer the oceans and the world. | ||
China did not take off in the same way because they destroyed their fleet. | ||
They didn't build compasses. | ||
They didn't build these larger ships. | ||
They didn't invest in this technology and all that because they thought they had everything they needed in China. | ||
That's been their attitude for thousands of years. | ||
And of course then they didn't get the gold and the Columbian Exchange. | ||
They didn't get all the goods that we got from North America and the Spice Islands and Africa and all of that because they didn't go out. | ||
So this idea that China is this imperial power that they want to invade America and they're taking over, it's a fiction. | ||
It's a complete fantasy. | ||
It's not real. | ||
That's not to say that they don't want to become powerful. | ||
They're doing that in other ways. | ||
They're doing that in ways other than creating real colonies and things like that. | ||
They're doing it through their merchant power, through the power of their economy and their expertise and all of that. | ||
And so in that sense, it's actually kind of a good thing. | ||
Isn't it a good thing to have competition? | ||
Isn't it a good thing to have competition about who will develop the world for the purpose of trade? | ||
Who will develop the raw materials of Africa? | ||
Who will develop these undeveloped countries? | ||
Who will raise the quality of living? | ||
Who will create more abundance and more prosperity? | ||
You know, you would think that all these free market people would be thinking in those terms, rather than wanting to go to war. | ||
And that's the bottom line, is whatever you think about this balloon, whether you think it's a weather balloon or it's a spying satellite, whether you think that China is a dangerous foe or you think that we want to achieve peaceful coexistence, at the end of the day the reality is that There is a massive push for war with China. | ||
I don't know where it's coming from, but it's pretty universal. | ||
It seems to be this new consensus. | ||
And so you can't look at these developments outside of that context. | ||
They want war with China. | ||
They want you to be on board with war with China. | ||
So this balloon flying over us is just theater. | ||
This is no different than the Lusitania. | ||
It's no different than 9-11. | ||
It's no different than The Cuban Missile Crisis, or the Bay of Pigs, or any other fabricated or embellished provocation by some other country to get people to support a war which is not actually in our interest. | ||
So when people talk about Chinese spy balloon, China virus, Chinese spy balloon, what's the point of all this? | ||
Is the Chinese spy balloon gonna make our lives worse? | ||
Is China aching to go to war with us? | ||
They're not! | ||
China's not gonna kill any Americans anytime soon. | ||
They're not gonna go to war with us anytime soon. | ||
What's the big threat that they pose to America? | ||
That they're gonna invade Taiwan? | ||
What the fuck does that have to do with America? | ||
They're gonna invade Taiwan and secure their homeland further so that we can't bully them and shut down all their access to the Pacific Ocean? | ||
Do four choke points? | ||
So what? | ||
So what? | ||
We'll have, uh, what? | ||
Different goods or something? | ||
Like, trade will be slightly different? | ||
I don't understand. | ||
Meanwhile, in America, we have high crime. | ||
We have an anti-white apartheid system that's going into effect. | ||
We have censorship. | ||
We have the government that is surveilling Americans. | ||
People are talking about a Chinese spy balloon. | ||
How about, like, the American surveillance state? | ||
People are talking about China going to war with us. | ||
What about the FBI going to war with us? | ||
They talk about China buying up all of the resources. | ||
What about BlackRock buying up everything? | ||
All these things that we blame on China, all these things that we're scapegoating China for, it's not to say that China isn't doing some of these things. | ||
China is spying on us. | ||
China does. | ||
There is a massive amount of Chinese corruption. | ||
They are buying up a lot of the real estate. | ||
They are buying up a lot of the farmland. | ||
But I feel like in a lot of cases it's just a convenient scapegoat for what we're doing. | ||
I remember when I was younger and everybody talked about the national debt. | ||
Everybody said, China owns all our debt and we're gonna have to pay them back! | ||
As if that's how it works, one. | ||
And two, as if China even owns the majority of our debt. | ||
They don't. | ||
They never did. | ||
And so all of this stuff is just a convenient scapegoat for some other interest group. | ||
And diverting attention away from the real adversary. | ||
And I feel like it's not a coincidence that all this happened after Trump ran. | ||
Because Trump ran and said we need to go to war with the globalists and we need to go to war with this elite and we need and it's NATO that's the problem and it's Japan and Korea and and the the war hawks and the neocons and then the last seven years they conveniently pivoted that back towards this Cold War mentality of no no forget all that China's the enemy. | ||
I would stand up and applaud Joe Biden if he went to war with China and I stand up and Trump became the president when he bombed Syria. | ||
And they're all in on it. | ||
I'm very disappointed in Tucker. | ||
It seems more and more like maybe he's not who he says he is with all this China war shilling. | ||
Because that's just bullshit. | ||
And it makes me very sus of him with his intelligence background and him being one of these East Coast coastal elites and being on Fox all this time and so on. | ||
It's like huh? | ||
So mass immigration is a voting rights issue and we got to go to war with China and we're all individuals and We want a colorblind meritocracy and blah blah blah. | ||
It's like, is this guy even really Red Pill? | ||
Or is he just trying to steer people into a compromise with the system? | ||
Because that's what it sounds like. | ||
So anyway, that's my take on the balloon. | ||
I don't really care about the balloon. | ||
I don't care. | ||
I don't think it's a big deal. | ||
I don't feel threatened. | ||
And I don't even really want to talk about it anymore. | ||
And I wish all the people talking about the balloon would talk half as much about what happened to Ye or what's going on with the ADL or Israel as they do about this balloon. | ||
Because it's crazy. | ||
And by the way, you know, a lot of people say, oh, you're like a shill for China or something. | ||
I wish I was. | ||
I wish they were paying me to say this. | ||
Believe me. | ||
Iran is not paying me. | ||
China's not paying me. | ||
Russia's not paying me. | ||
I wish they were. | ||
I'd probably take money from China. | ||
Hey, I support China. | ||
Right? | ||
It's like when these faggots at Blaze sell underwear. | ||
It's like when John Doyle sells this sweat-proof underwear or whatever. | ||
He sells thongs. | ||
And he's like, I only sell products that I believe in. | ||
I take money from the underwear company and I take money from the whatever company because this is a product I actually use and believe in. | ||
And that's like me. | ||
It's like, hey, I'm not a shill. | ||
Okay? | ||
If I were taking money from China, it's because that's a cause I believe in. | ||
I'm, you know... And now, a word from our sponsors. | ||
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People accuse me of being a shill for China, and you know, I'm not, for what it's worth, right hand to God, I'm not taking money from any foreign governments, but I definitely, hey, but I definitely would, if China wants to pay me to say what I'm gonna say anyway, if Russia wants to pay me to say what I'm gonna say anyway, if the Taliban wants me to pay, me, wants to pay me to say what I'm gonna say anyway, I'll take it. | ||
You know, they can pay me in RMB, rubles, the Taliban currency, you know, whatever, severed heads, concubines, slaves, and burkas. | ||
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I don't care. | |
But I'm saying this out of the goodness of my heart. | ||
I'm not saying this because I'm being paid to. | ||
I'm saying this because I'm not being paid to. | ||
I'm saying this because I believe in this. | ||
I believe that we should be nice to China and we should be nice to Iran and we should be nice to Russia and we should be a little bit more mean to Israel and a little bit more mean to Germany and the United Kingdom Not so much France. | ||
France is pretty good. | ||
And so is Italy. | ||
And we should be mean to the government, our government. | ||
That's all. | ||
So anyway, so that's that. | ||
But I want to move on. | ||
I want to get on into our Super Chats and see what you guys have to say about all this. | ||
And let's see. | ||
I know it's a, and I, listen, I got to go eat. | ||
So I'm going to fly through these as quickly as I can. | ||
I want to make it in time to get in and out or something, or if there's some other late night spot. | ||
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All right. | |
But let's see. | ||
Let's see what we got. | ||
All right. | ||
Let's take a look. | ||
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Catholic Goober says some of you niggas would meet Ye and be like, hey, uh, Ye, I love your music, especially your song Runaway, and you're so right about the chews. | ||
Anyway, I gotta go. | ||
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Ye24, America first is inevitable. | |
That's so true. | ||
Yeah, you guys would do that. | ||
Jim Status says, I've been trying to get Tate to call out the Jews on Twitter. | ||
He won't budge. | ||
He'll only say elites or matrix but not Jews. | ||
That's not a surprise. | ||
Based Korda says, I'm a 26 year old Latino in Florida and I've been impressed with the movement. | ||
I'm rooting for your presidency in 2040. | ||
My question, is sleeping around before marriage really all that degenerate? | ||
Your devotion to remaining celibate till marriage amazes me. | ||
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Yeah. | |
It's a mortal sin. | ||
So, you need to just get married, pal. | ||
You're 26, and if you're that hungry for sex, get married, man. | ||
Like, whatever, I'm not gonna get all perturbed by it, but, um, is it really all that degenerate? | ||
Yeah, man, it's a mortal sin. | ||
So, don't do it. | ||
Don't, uh, don't be going around having sex. | ||
Just stop. | ||
And listen, you don't have to stop for that long, okay? | ||
How long do you really need to know a woman before you get married? | ||
I think the average time that people date before they get married is like 9 months. | ||
So, you can't hold it in for 9 months? | ||
You can't restrain yourself for 9 months? | ||
You find a girl? | ||
You figure out she's the one, you get married, you have kids, you know, you don't really need to find your soulmate, you just really need to find someone that doesn't piss you off. | ||
If she's not gonna piss you off for nine months, she doesn't have any horrible secrets, you know, or dead or tattoos, or, you know, like a hundred bodies or something, just get fucking married and have kids. | ||
Well, I don't know if that's great advice these days, because then she'll, if it doesn't work, she'll just divorce you, but, but yeah, I'm not gonna, Nobody should be telling you that a mortal sin is not a big deal. | ||
You should be very concerned. | ||
And look, I mean, that's not to say that people are gonna be perfect. | ||
You know, we're all going to fall short, but we all should try to not fall short. | ||
That's the caveat that people usually miss, is they'll say, hey, well, we all fall short, brother. | ||
And it's like, yeah, well, we're not supposed to. | ||
We're supposed to do our best and not make excuses for ourselves and actually do our best. | ||
To never fall short. | ||
We will! | ||
I mean, we will, and we shouldn't kill ourselves because of it and despair, but we should, we should really do everything we can to not. | ||
And, um, you know, so there's a big problem with that where people say, oh, it's not a big deal. | ||
Oh, well, that's just whatever. | ||
It's not whatever. | ||
You shouldn't do it. | ||
And, uh, the solution to that is to get married. | ||
You know how you solve that problem? | ||
Get married as soon as you can. | ||
Well, listen pal, it's not crap. | ||
I do hate women and I am an incel and it's not crap, okay? | ||
back on women, and I feel he had a point of shooting yourself in the foot with your stance. | ||
I think you should pull back on the incel and I hate women crap. | ||
Well, listen, pal, it's not crap. | ||
I do hate women, and I am an incel, and it's not crap, okay? | ||
And if you think that Destiny had a point, well, you should look at his life, which is that his wife is getting screwed by all kinds of other men. | ||
So if you think that I'm shooting myself in the foot with my I'm celibate until marriage crap, maybe you need to understand what his lifestyle entails and everybody else who's not doing that. | ||
Because I can assure you it's a lot more sordid and a lot more disgusting and offensive to people with any semblance of a conscience. | ||
And also, women suck, so there's that too. | ||
But you can defend women all day long. | ||
You can defend women with their high body counts and, uh, you know, enjoy that. | ||
PrettyFlyWhiteGuy says, Thanks for the show. | ||
Would you like a high-rise apartment or a house more? | ||
Probably a house. | ||
JimStatus says, In the Talmud, a rabbi debates God and defeats him. | ||
Then God admits the rabbi won the debate. | ||
Yeah, I know. | ||
These niggas think they're smarter than God. | ||
True. | ||
PP Poo Poo says congratulations to Felix and Marjah Shelberg on their upcoming baby. | ||
BG Cumby would be proud. | ||
Yeah, congrats. | ||
Very exciting for PewDiePie. | ||
Money Ol' Groipers has been watching some old streams and I'm curious if you can finish this without cheating. | ||
I've had some good burgers in my time. | ||
Okay. | ||
Joe the Boomer says, Week 2, since I was stood up by my hero and had my heart broken, I'm covered in shit and I'm pissed all over my balls. | ||
Dude, I'm literally Ryan Gosling from that one movie right now. | ||
Yeah, that was really tough. | ||
That's on Brandt! | ||
Brandt shouldn't have done that. | ||
That's an L. Can everybody, let's get an L in the chat for Brandt. | ||
Brandt stood up Joe the Boomer at Ramen. | ||
Ramen drove all the way out in the pouring rain. | ||
Is there anything sadder, well I can think of one thing sadder, somebody celebrating their birthday today. | ||
Is there anything sadder than this old, this ancient old man, he's in a wheel, do you guys know he's in a wheelchair? | ||
This old man, just with a big heart, he's got a bowl of candy for the kids. | ||
He's in his bathrobe because of his condition. | ||
He's in a wheelchair. | ||
All he does all day, all he can do anymore, is just sit at his computer and watch cozy TV and talk with his friends and make everyone laugh and enjoy everyone's company and play games. | ||
He becomes friends with Brant. | ||
And they decide they're gonna hang out. | ||
You know, it would lift his spirits. | ||
He's been thinking about killing himself ever since, you know, this investigation began into his financial activities. | ||
He gets in his beat-up little car. | ||
He wheels himself out in the rain. | ||
He's soaked. | ||
He's drenched. | ||
He picks up his legs, his limp legs, throws them in the car. | ||
He drives all the way out into the city. | ||
He's all excited. | ||
He's been waiting for this for weeks. | ||
He's got nothing to look forward to. | ||
All he does is just sit in his old apartment with his cat and watch the streams waiting to die. | ||
And he's got this date, not like a gay date, but like a fun little outing planned. | ||
He's crossing out the days on the calendar, marking the days until finally gets to hang out with the young, cool guy, the young, cool, purple guy of the movement. | ||
He drives himself out there. | ||
He goes to a cool, hip, ramen place. | ||
Table for two, please. | ||
I'm meeting my friend here, he says to the hostess. | ||
She says, oh, that's wonderful. | ||
Right this way. | ||
Wheels him over to the handicapped spot. | ||
And he's waiting there at the table, looking at the menu, smiling to himself. | ||
Man, I can't wait. | ||
This is gonna be great. | ||
We're gonna have such a good time. | ||
We're gonna laugh. | ||
He's there early because he's so excited, but the time passes pretty soon. | ||
It's the scheduled meeting time, and Brandt's not there, and he's, you know, in the back of his head. | ||
He's like, uh-oh. | ||
Maybe he's not gonna come, but he says, no, no, he'll come. | ||
Maybe he's running late. | ||
Maybe it was raining outside. | ||
Maybe he's gonna be a little late. | ||
Maybe it's, you know, he's late at work. | ||
Who knows? | ||
You know, but then it's five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen minutes. | ||
Oh boy! | ||
You know, the waitress, this is the worst part, you know, the waitress comes by. | ||
Hey, are you still waiting on your friend? | ||
You're waiting on one more, right? | ||
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Yep! | |
Yeah, he's just running a little late, I'm sure. | ||
You know, but... Clock's ticking, he's checking his phone, he's... Did I miss a notification? | ||
You know, and then 40 minutes later, the text comes in, hey, Joe, I'm not going to be able to make it tonight. | ||
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Could you, I mean, this is. - Yes. | |
This is just horrible. | ||
That's, that's based Brant. | ||
Based Brant for you, by the way. | ||
You know, I thought he was, I didn't think he was like that. | ||
I didn't think he had it in him. | ||
I thought he was a good guy. | ||
Now imagine looking through the window of that ramen shop. | ||
Rain trickling down the window and you see a sad old man all alone Shoveling ramen into his mouth. | ||
You see the steam rising from the bowl. | ||
Trying to hold back the tears. | ||
And even worse! | ||
And here's the worst part! | ||
He pays the bill. | ||
He gets back in his car. | ||
Time to head home. | ||
Drives all the way back. | ||
Parks the car. | ||
Walks into his apartment. | ||
Turns the light on. | ||
Climbs into bed. | ||
Stares at the ceiling. | ||
Nothing else to look forward to. | ||
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That's very sad. | |
Is there anything sadder than that? | ||
His kids don't call him anymore. | ||
His wife's long dead. | ||
She died decades ago. | ||
This is, this is what he did. | ||
This is what Brand did to Joe the Boomer. | ||
There's only one story more depressing than that, and it involves a bowl of spaghetti and VEDA celebrating something today. | ||
But we're gonna make it up to VEDA. | ||
The only thing sadder than that would be a sad birthday. | ||
Hidings says, LOL VEDA L. But we're gonna redeem that one, okay? | ||
We're gonna redeem that one. | ||
We're gonna do something nice for VEDA. | ||
Poor kid. | ||
My heart breaks. | ||
You know, and there is something about life. | ||
Just around the corner is a tragedy. | ||
It's like they say, here's a fun fact, they say that anywhere you go on planet Earth, you're never more than 5 feet away from a spider. | ||
Something like that. | ||
I read that, you know, probably 18 years ago or something. | ||
And the same thing is true about tragedy. | ||
You're never more than 10 feet away From a quiet tragedy unfolding in someone's life in another stage. | ||
Next door, upstairs, is somebody eating the saddest bowl of spaghetti you've ever seen on their birthday alone. | ||
And you go into the ramen shop and Across the restaurant, out of the corner of your eye, and you just glance for a moment as an old man stood up, the one thing he had to look forward to, cancelled. | ||
You know, all these little tragedies are just playing out all over, all around us, and we're not even aware. | ||
It's why you gotta be nice. | ||
It's why you gotta be nice to people. | ||
It's why you gotta be kind and patient. | ||
It's why you have to be kind and patient. | ||
To that goofball at the McDonald's drive-thru, and the old man can't stop coughing on the voice chat. | ||
Gotta be kind and patient. | ||
This is what goes on. | ||
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So anyway. | |
So we feel very, we feel a lot of compassion for Joe the Boomer. | ||
We love you, buddy. | ||
I'm sorry, you're covered in shit and pissing all over your balls. | ||
That's all Brant's fault. | ||
Triz says, Nick, thanks for all you do. | ||
Love you, my friend. | ||
Joshua 1 9. | ||
Have I not commanded you? | ||
Be strong and courageous. | ||
Do not tremble or be dismayed, for the Lord God is with you wherever you go. | ||
So, excuse me, so true. | ||
Thank you. | ||
Gaines says, will you do the Fresh and Fit interview now that you're in Miami? | ||
I'm not in Miami, I'm in LA. | ||
Spinefish says, did you have any cool meetings last Thursday? | ||
I did. | ||
Spinefish says, do you still have that blue water jug that you used during your stream several years ago? | ||
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Yeah, I think so. | |
Spinefish says, are you red-pilled on full stop punctuation? | ||
No. | ||
Tenryo says, here's something for you. | ||
Don't spend it all in one place. | ||
I also ratioed Cassie Dillon into the ground earlier. | ||
Wish you were there. | ||
We fight for you every day to get back on Twitter. | ||
Hey, thank you, man. | ||
I appreciate it, Tenryo. | ||
We love you, my nigga. | ||
My man, Tenryo! | ||
What a king. | ||
God bless you, buddy. | ||
Thanks for ratioing Cassie Dillon. | ||
You know, I was saying to Hayding the other day, I was like, why is Cassie Dillon like so insanely pro-Israel? | ||
Like, I just don't get it. | ||
She is, she's not even Jewish, but yet she is like a fully, she has to know that she's just like a slave to the Jews. | ||
Like, she has to just know that. | ||
Like, but she doesn't, she's proud of that. |