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1550: Clips of the Day
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Adam Currie, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, April 27, 2023.
This is your award-winning GiveOnAsianMedia Assassination Episode 1550.
This is no agenda.
Bringing you the best clips of the day and broadcasting live, almost, from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in Video Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Currie.
And from northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
Here we are, everybody.
It is Thursday.
It is kind of almost live.
Not quite.
Almost.
Yes, I'm recovering.
Yes, you are.
Yes, some swelling may occur, I've been promised.
This whole thing was not anything like the brochure.
I just want you to know.
The brochure had me going in, whistling, oh, okay, I'm going to have this little procedure, everything's good.
And, you know, like three days later, I have beautiful teeth.
Yeah, that's what it looks like in the brochure.
Yeah, so yes, exactly.
So I would say about probably around Christmas, everything will be fine.
Everything will be just fine.
So today we have a special episode, which we have to do from time to time, especially as we get older and things start to fall apart.
Yep!
Actually, I don't think you've ever skipped a show for anything health-related, have you?
No.
Not yet.
Knock on wood.
But here's the wood.
I don't think you've ever had that.
I mean... No.
No, I haven't.
Neither of us have ever been sick for anything.
Not really.
We've never called off for being sick.
My throat is still completely shot from... I don't know what that was.
So we always just keep going and stuff like that.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
We have a great show lined up for you today.
Um, Gustavo Raya, who is one of our producers, who, believe it or not, I bumped into him in Nashville.
He says, Hey, hey man, um, I know you're going in for your thing.
Uh, do you remember I sent you a, I said, Oh man, you're the guy.
I said, yeah.
He made a best of clips of the day.
We never meet these guys.
I know, ever.
I mean, I don't think I've never met Paul Couture.
I've never met anybody, really.
We never get out of the house.
So he's apparently, I don't even know if he's from Nashville or not.
People were driving there from Indiana, coming from Mississippi, all over the place.
Um, so he said, you know, I, he went back, I think he went back five years.
I said, how did you do that?
He said, well, I just, at a certain point, four or five years ago, just started, you know, just started five years ago.
Yeah.
He, he started.
Oh, so it's like a labor of love.
Yes.
Annotating clips.
That's the way to do it.
I mean, how did you ever find all these clips of the day?
Did you look for the jingles?
Did you look for waveforms?
No, he said, as I was listening, he just started writing down time codes and kept it.
So for years, he's kept these time codes.
Of course, look, when did we actually start Clip of the Day?
Do you remember that?
At least a decade ago.
No, that far ago?
Yes, it's a long, at least a decade ago.
Let me see.
Clip of the Day.
Let me take a look at our original date.
Oh, you're right.
2011 is the first copy, the first original I have of the Clip of the Day jingle.
Wow.
2011.
I think I was just throwing it out to casual.
That's a Clip of the Day or something.
Then somebody came up with the jingle, and once it was caught, which I guess was in 2011, as something with a jingle, Then we started giving each other Clip of the Day awards.
I don't even remember who did Clip of the Day.
How bad is that?
Who did that jingle?
I have no idea.
I wonder if there's any... It should be on the file.
It doesn't say on the file.
I'm looking at it right now.
Let me see.
Info... No.
Properties.
Here we go.
Nope.
Nope.
Doesn't say.
Well, just play it for old time's sake.
Yeah, well, of course I'll play it for old time's sake.
Hold on a second.
This is the Clip of the Day jingle.
That's a pro that did that jingle.
And then something that came later was the borderline.
Borderline.
Yeah.
Do you even know what that borderline is from?
No.
No.
That's Madonna.
Madonna had a song called Borderline.
Someone just dropped it on top.
It's funny.
Someone just dropped it right on top.
We sampled it!
Yes, exactly.
Or somebody did.
For over a decade we've been using Madonna.
Who knew?
Anyway, he's done a yeoman's job.
He has put together this, I mean, very extensive.
I reordered a couple of things.
I just, you know, put a couple things in different order to make it a little snappier at the beginning.
And we actually have quite the conversation sometimes about Clip of the Day.
Oh, alright, well, let it rip!
Here we go, the best of the Clips of the Day, of no agenda.
And Bernie Sanders, he's completely nuts.
My question is to you, if I'm your son, what advice would you give me?
So remember, this is about advice.
What Bernie Sanders thinks of law enforcement in America?
The next time I be pulled over by a police officer.
I would do my best to identify who that police officer is in a polite way.
Ask him or her for their name.
I would respect what they are doing.
So that you don't get shot in the back of the head.
But I would also be very mindful of the fact that as a nation, we have got to hold police officers accountable for the actions that they commit.
And that is, so to answer your question, I would be very cautious, if you were my son, in terms of dealing with that police officer, but I would also defend my rights, and know my rights, and make sure, if possible, that police officer's camera is on what goes on.
A tepid round of applause for Bernie on that one.
So basically, hey, you know, whatever you do, careful, because these guys will shoot you in the back of the head.
This is not okay!
Wow!
This is crazy talk!
And by the way, who's protecting you, Bernie, when you're roaming around?
Do you have any kind of security detail?
Are they related to police?
Do they have guns?
Do they have guns?
Be careful, you don't want to get shot in the back of the head!
Unbelievable.
That's a borderline clip of the day, that one.
That's a beauty.
Well, I'm sad I have to take it because it's so disgusting.
So douchey.
Shooting in the back of the head.
Super douchey.
Hit it.
I have a clip here which we'll just dump out of when we're done with this.
This was a call-in show on WHUR 96.3.
This is Howard University Radio.
College radio, but not a small station.
Dr. Greg Carr, he's the chair of the Afro-American Studies for Howard University, and we'll listen to this exchange.
Let me see if I can get it rolling.
Thanks for calling, what's on your mind?
Thank you for having me.
Good evening to you also, Dr. Carr.
Good evening, brother.
I was calling today, actually, because I am actually one of the people that is a part of the A.D.O.S.
movement, the American Descendant of Slavery movement.
And I actually, I've engaged with you, actually, on Twitter, Mr. Carr.
I actually wanted to make a couple things clear.
Actually?
The conversation for us, at least, or on Twitter, or with I think a large portion of black America, I'm not saying all, has nothing to do with Kamala Harris being black.
It really doesn't.
Most black people don't even care about that.
What we're talking about is lineage and ethnicity.
That's what we're talking about.
And if your family comes rooted out of Jamaica, all of your cousins, your grandparents, you can't be African-American.
It's very simple.
Now, when I say African-American, I mean a descendant of USC.
chattel slavery.
I don't mean a second-generation person whose parents were native-born Africans.
Okay?
So that's kind of the issue.
The other issue that we're dealing with is that Black America has learned from the Obama administration.
I would have to agree with you, Mr. Carr, here that Obama is not the greatest president at all.
And if you look at his policies, he actually took away more from HBCU funding than George Bush did, which most Black people don't know.
But we are largely an apolitical group.
What ADOS is doing is bringing awareness and trying to instill a political education or awareness in the African American community that largely lacks.
Ms.
Harris's policies do not support black people.
That's the problem.
Not only does her record not support black people, but black people have been telling every candidate, we want a black agenda.
Neither of these two black candidates have one.
So that should be something that black people should be looking at.
that supposedly these are black candidates, supposedly African-American.
Mr. Booker is for sure.
But these people don't actually have anything for black people.
What they have is to share for everyone else.
But H1B1, which Ms. Harris actually supports for Indians, which she is an Indian first because that's who raised her.
Okay?
And secondly, also, the immigration policy.
I thought that was pretty funny.
Hey, H1B1, of course she wants to do that.
It's for her own people, for the Indians.
And she's half Indian.
She's also behind, do not service the black community.
We have the actual data.
Hold on for a minute.
Hold on for a second, Derek.
Go ahead, Dr. Carr.
You know, I was going to say, Brother Derek, and I hope you hang on for a few minutes.
This is the kind of weaponized ignorance that ADOS, this hashtag is promoting.
And there you have it.
Weaponized ignorance.
And he's going against this.
This caller just laid out everything.
Wow, that is clip of the day for me.
He actually says it two more times.
You want to hear a little more?
So this guy, Dr. Carr, who is an apologist, I guess, for someone or something, the Democrats.
He's just a Democrat.
And so he's just going to, he's not putting up with any of this because a lot of black Democrats Actually, more white than black.
A lot of Democrats, period, do not want to see anyone who's black get out of line.
They're getting out of line.
Exactly.
Uppity.
Uppity.
Well, listen to another 30 seconds here.
You don't speak for anyone other than yourself.
I hope you don't embrace the extreme xenophobia Antonio Moore is the guy we played who does YouTubes from his car.
He has extreme xenophobia.
Sorry, I'm not hearing it, Dr. Carr.
I'm not sure if you understand, just so we're very clear, when we say we have the data, I assume you're talking about Sandy Darity, my colleague Sandy Darity at Duke.
None of this, and I'm sure you've also read the platforms of all the candidates for Democratic nomination or seen the debates.
For example, their positions on appointments to the federal bench.
The Trump administration has appointed about a fifth of the federal bench in the last two years.
These are the judges that will decide our fates.
The fates of the people who claim to be speaking for the majority of black people.
And not only is it incredibly short-sighted and deeply under-informed, it's really weaponized ignorance to talk about anything from reparations to immigration visas as, you know, these are the single issues facing the black community.
And Derek, with all due respect, brother, I think anyone listening to what you've laid out of the last 60 to 90 seconds can come away very clear about one thing.
This is not an informed political opinion.
And as far as this, who is black and who is not black, you know, I would encourage you to study not only the long history of the reparations movement, but the history of African solidarity movements.
All right.
And on and on.
I'll put it in the show notes.
The whole thing is kind of interesting to listen to.
There it is.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You're ignorant.
Shut up.
Get in line.
Hey, the two old white guys over here, they see what's going on.
We hear it.
Well, that guy, that ADOS guy that called in, he knows what's going on, too.
He's not going to put up with this bullcrap.
Thank goodness.
Let's talk briefly about the 4th of July, which was America's celebration.
Well, it was a real dud.
Let's start with the compilation just before the celebration from the M5M who were pontificating about what they expected it to be.
Did you know that it took two million dollars away from the national parks?
Yes, those bastards.
Donald Trump has hijacked the nation's previously non-partisan 4th of July celebration.
Is this just norm-defying or is there anything dangerous about it?
It's just obscene.
And the speech is going to be dreadful.
They're going to have their confederate flags flying and their license plates and all kinds of troublemaking.
You will hear criticism of his critics.
You will hear a celebration of self.
There'll be a lot of other people that are gonna meet like in a storm, and you're gonna have a real conflict.
There's all kinds of catastrophes.
They're not sure if the bridges over the Potomac can handle the tanks.
He's turning a traditionally non-partisan event into a Trump-focused campaign-style rally.
Sure looks like a partisan re-election rally on public space.
Donald Trump's campaign rally in Washington paid for by the American taxpayer.
Campaign event.
Some kind of a campaign speech.
A political rally.
Partisan event.
Combination Trump rally and Kim Jong-un style military parade.
The president's vision bears a closer resemblance to the chest-thumping displays put on by authoritarian regimes.
This is the kind of military display that we were used to seeing from the Soviet Union.
I'm thinking Red Square, North Korea, Egypt.
The hope for violence would be, of course, treasonous.
Not to expect it would be naive.
Oh, they were all so disappointed.
These people are out of control.
By the way, I'm going to give you a borderline.
I know where you got that.
You didn't put it together.
I did not put it together.
But it's a dynamite compilation.
Now, from a television production standpoint, what a piece of shit show!
Well, so this is 1992, which is 27 years ago.
And then they've also, as some mentioned, did they try to make it sound like it was yesterday and Trump says, pal, even though Trump has said he hasn't talked to him for 15 years, they can't find any evidence that he's even talked about him even just in any way since 2002, which is 17 years ago.
So they're just trying to, oh God, there's got to be some way it can.
And then you heard on Congress that the woman on the floor of Congress, This woman, Bonnie Watson, go on and on about Trump being a pedophile.
Which was, you know, the chair goes, eh, don't do that again.
It's not a problem, yeah.
So let's go with Epstein at Party NBC.
Mar-a-Lago was Trump's South Florida party palace, one frequented by Jeffrey Epstein, who is facing charges for sex trafficking.
He has pleaded not guilty.
The president says his relationship with Epstein was no different than anyone else in their elite circle.
Well, I knew him like everybody in Palm Beach knew him.
He was a fixture in Palm Beach.
I don't think I've spoken to him for 15 years.
I wasn't a fan.
Yet, a tape in the NBC archives of a Mar-a-Lago party shows Trump giving Epstein his personal attention.
The footage, shot in November of 1992, before Trump opened the resort as a club, shows the future president surrounded by cheerleaders for the Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins, capturing Trump's fun-loving bachelor lifestyle for an appearance on Faith Daniel's NBC talk show.
We're going to get great ratings on your show.
Trump is surrounded by women as music blares in the background.
After a while, Trump goes to greet three new guests.
Among them, the financier Jeffrey Epstein.
More than a decade before his guilty plea on state prostitution charges.
Later in the footage, Trump is seen talking to Epstein and another man, as women are dancing in front of him.
Trump alternates between dancing and pointing out women to Epstein and the other man, and telling Epstein about the cameras.
Though exactly what they say is difficult to understand as they discuss the women and their appearances.
You know, I'm sorry, just a quick stop.
I saw the video.
It's not clear he's pointing out women and their appearances.
It's not clear he's talking to anybody about their appearance.
You're right.
This is bullcrap.
Oops, sorry.
And let's mention something else.
This was a staged event for a television talk show.
Yeah, where you talk to someone to make it look like you're busy.
They brought in these people.
It doesn't mean he knows any of them.
This was staged by NBC for one of their talk shows.
So NBC could have invited the cheerleaders in and another thing they could do And they probably did, since they're filming it, directing it.
Yeah.
Okay, talk to this guy.
Talk, make it look like you're, talk to him, shake his hand.
Okay, no, no, no, go over there, go over there.
Now, now, go over, now dance.
Can we get a shot of him dancing with the girls?
Sean, let's just take another analogy from NBC, which they do to this day.
When the news program is over, What do you do?
You take your papers and you go, okay, I'm shuffling, they're empty, shuffling my papers and I'm pretending to talk to my co-host.
Well, that was a blah, blah, blah.
Wasn't that really blah, blah, blah.
It is totally done for the camera.
It's staged bullcrap and yet NBC did it!
And then now they're exposing it.
What they say is difficult to understand as they discuss the women and their appearances.
Trump gestures to one and appears to say to Epstein, look at her back there.
She's hot.
And then Trump says something else into Epstein's ear that makes him double over with laughter.
But as the president says now, he never liked Epstein.
I was not a fan of his.
That I can tell you.
I was not a fan of his.
Wow, you got a borderline for that one.
Wasn't full borderline because I'd seen most of this reporting, but I hadn't seen this particular report.
He appears to say something in his ear.
Hey, I got a six-year-old.
I got a six-year-old, Jeff.
She's great.
Come on.
He said, hey look at these NBC doofuses with the camera.
They're recording everything we do.
They're so stupid.
That's probably what he said.
It's called b-roll, people.
I've been hearing these kind of stories like this where you talk about one thing and somehow get it into another topic and you make a transition.
The other example of that is this one.
UK climate change Transitions to Jew hatred.
Nice!
So why did the All-Party Environmental Committee accuse the government of coasting on climate change?
Can I just wager something here?
Does it go from denial, from climate denial, to holocaust denial?
No, no.
Oh, it's a different kind of trans... Oh, okay.
Well, pay attention, everybody.
So why did the All-Party Environmental Committee accuse the government of coasting on climate change?
The government has a fine record on climate change, including our recent legislation on net zero emissions.
But then the Prime Minister changed tack.
This morning, more than 60 Labour members of the Lords put their names to an advert in the Guardian newspaper.
They accused Jeremy Corbyn of failing to tackle anti-Semitism and said he'd allowed a toxic culture to grow in the Labour Party.
Before the right honourable gentleman stands up and parades himself as the champion of climate change, or the champion of the people, or the defender of equality and fairness, he needs to apologise for his failure to deal with racism in the Labour Party.
Theresa May produced a copy of the advert and began to read from it.
The Labour Party welcomes everyone except, it seems, Jews.
Wait a minute!
This is great!
That was quick!
She just went from, you know what?
You hate Jews, too!
That was literally what she did!
This is great!
Let's listen to it.
...of the people, or the defender of equality and fairness, He needs to apologise for his failure to deal with racism in the Labour Party.
Theresa May produced a copy of the advert and began to read from it.
The Labour Party welcomes everyone except, it seems, Jews.
This is your legacy, Mr Corbyn.
You still haven't opened your eyes.
You still haven't told the whole truth.
You still haven't accepted your responsibility.
You have failed the test of leadership.
Apologise now.
The Labour leader said his party had been the first to introduce anti-racist legislation.
This party totally opposes racism in any form whatsoever.
Anti-Semitism has no place in our society, no place in any of our parties, and no place in any of our dialogue.
Unbelievable.
Truly, I mean, that's that's I mean, they I've seen the newspapers talk about a little bit in the UK and people.
But I mean, just for Theresa May to jump out like that, that was that was out of the blue because they're talking about climate change.
That was just lame.
But it was funny.
And you see I saw you see comedy bits about this one thing I remember from years ago on an old show called Fridays.
Where actually Larry David was playing a character and he comes in and he comes in as a substitute lawyer and then he... A SUBSTITUTE LAWYER?!
So he comes in as a substitute lawyer and there's some case about, whatever the case was, he goes up and the first thing he does is he accuses the witness of being a lesbian!
For no reason.
For no reason.
Fantastic.
That was good.
In fact, I think that is worthy of a clip of the day.
I'm going to give that one to you.
That was truly bizarrely nutty, and what a way to shame someone just in a horrific way.
You Jew-hater!
Apologize now, Jew-hater!
What's the guy gonna do?
I'm sorry.
It's not that different than calling everyone a racist.
Yeah, but Jew-hater is next-level shit, man!
Maybe we should do a talking point segment from time to time so we can just point them out what these talking points are.
That's all we do.
Yeah, but identify it as such so people can arm themselves against them.
Well, I don't know if you can arm yourselves against good ones, especially if they turn into memes.
Well, we're pretty good at- It's like, it's like Adam and- Adam, Adams, not like Adam.
It's like, um, um, Scott Adams.
Ah.
And his one, you know, he figures is a victory that debunked the Charlottesville bad people on both sides.
And it just does not... It doesn't stick.
It's gone nowhere.
No, it can't.
It can't because it's in the history books forever.
Yeah.
And there's a number of these that we fight on this show constantly.
We fight the red line, the stories about the gassing of the Syrians.
Canisters that couldn't have possibly come from the Syrian army are still credited to them.
Oh, they gassed their own people.
That's useless.
You might say, what's the point of fighting that?
It's not going to ever change anything.
But you see it keeps getting repeated and repeated and repeated.
And let's go into something else that's going to be history very shortly.
Because everyone's going to believe this.
This is from Season 2 of The Good Fight, which is on CBS Access.
It's a spinoff of The Good Wife.
And because it's on CBS Access, Which is kind of like a cable channel for CBS.
They play dramas and things that they wouldn't get on the network because they're not good enough.
Or they're off the rails.
Let's start with CBS.
A good fight won.
You think you're being deported for political reasons?
Mr. Trump, he doesn't want me here.
He sends me back to Russia, they will kill me.
Who will kill you?
Putin.
Because of this tape?
The... PP tape.
So your accusation is that you were videotaped urinating for Mr. Trump in a Moscow hotel suite?
You urinated on the bed where Obama slept?
Yes.
But I did not know who slept there.
Wait a minute!
This is a recent television show episode?
Oh my God.
Julius.
I am not political.
I have no issues with American politics.
I only wish to stay in America.
I want to stay in school.
What are you studying?
Hotel management.
Wait a minute.
This is a recent television show episode?
Season two is from last year.
Oh my goodness.
How come you didn't catch it last year?
Well, I don't watch shit like this.
Well, you know what you get for shit like this is a big old COTD.
And I'm afraid you have more.
I fortunately do have more.
Now the way this story goes, I'm going to tell you the story as it goes.
This woman comes in, she wants to get, uh, she's going to be deported for getting a traffic ticket or beating somebody up or hooking.
But she peed on the bed for Trump.
And she realizes she's being deported because of that.
So she peed on the bed.
And Trump, by the way, peed on the bed, too, if you listen to that.
Well, I'm sorry.
No, no.
I demand a replay.
It was so good.
You think you're being deported for political reasons?
Mr. Trump, he doesn't want me here.
He sends me back to Russia, they will kill me.
Who will kill you?
Putin.
Because of this tape?
The, uh... Pee-pee tape.
So your accusation is that you were videotaped urinating for Mr. Trump in a Moscow hotel room?
Suite.
Excuse me?
Hotel suite.
You urinated on the bed where Obama slept?
Yes.
But I did not know who slept there.
That's a funny line, by the way.
Wow!
Oh my God, Julius.
I am not political.
I have no issues with American politics.
I only wish to stay in America.
I want to stay in school.
What are you studying?
Hotel management.
That's a funny line, by the way.
Yes, of course.
What are you studying?
Hotel management.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Okay. - Okay.
Then I have a last 12 seconder for you.
What is wrong with this CBS News report which came on the 50th anniversary of the moon landing?
Oh, here we go.
Tranquility Base here.
The Eagle has landed.
This weekend marked 50 years since Apollo 11's moonwalkers took one giant leap for humanity.
What's wrong with that clip?
It was a leap for mankind!
Yeah, but you can't say that.
That's not politically correct anymore.
So she changed it?
You gotta say humanity, baby.
Here it is again.
This weekend marked 50 years since Apollo 11's moonwalkers took one giant leap for humanity.
Oh, that is terrible.
I'll give you a borderline clip of the day for that, just to end the show.
Well, I'll hold over on it.
You'll owe it to me.
It's pathetic.
So here is CNN.
Now, of course, you have to be a black guy on CNN in order to explain this.
And I don't know who this guy is.
It's a midday host, but maybe it's just on the weekends.
You see, we're missing the code words in what the president is saying.
This morning, the president attacked another member of Congress on Twitter.
This time it's House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings.
He wrote this.
Cummings District is a disgusting rat and rodent infested mess.
If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous and filthy place.
No human being would want to live there.
Infested.
That's usually reserved for references to rodents and insects.
But we've seen the president invoke infestation to criticize lawmakers before.
You see a pattern here?
Just two weeks ago, President Trump attacked four minority congresswomen.
Why don't they go back to the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came?
Reminder, three of them were born here.
All of them are American.
Infested, he says.
A week before his inauguration, January 2007, We do have to at least stop.
Scott Adams made a huge stink about this in his little thing.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he says, you know, they always read, why don't you go back to the crime infested blah blah blah, but they never read the rest of the tweet, ever.
Oh, there was more to the tweet?
They never read the rest of the tweet.
I saw the tweet when it came out, and I don't have it in front of me, but I can paraphrase.
Go back to the crime-infested place from where they came, fix it, come back, and tell us what you did.
So there's the notion to come back, so they're not telling him to leave and stay there.
Right.
In this case, with infested being the code word, he would really be asking for infestation to return, which he's not doing.
I got the whole thing is this is another made up.
Oh, I'm so upset by this guy.
I'm surprised they don't bring, you know, putting him in prison after he gets out of office.
Nonsense, but okay.
But that needs to be mentioned because they refuse to read the rest of the tweet.
And even the CBS report that we had earlier on impeachment, they read part of the tweet and then they didn't read.
They showed it on the screen and then they had it highlighted and only read from the gut of it.
They didn't read the whole thing.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
Okay, go on, go on, on your merry way.
Places from which they came.
Reminder, three of them were born here, all of them are American.
Infested, he says.
A week before his inauguration, January 2017.
Wait, more proofs?
Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in horrible shape and falling apart, not to mention crime infested.
Donald Trump has tweeted more than 43,000 times.
He's insulted thousands of people.
Many different types of people.
But when he tweets about infestation, it's about black and brown people.
Oh, man.
Nah, that's not even a clip of the day, but I'm gonna give you a borderline so at least get credit for digging it up.
That's pathetic.
That is so pathetic.
I love that payoff.
Oh man.
The, uh, the YouTube Union has decided to make a bold move.
This is a German guy who is in charge of the YouTube Union.
He will explain.
Attention, YouTube.
Here we go.
Being a YouTuber is a dream job for lots of young people, but two years ago, YouTube turned the dream job into a nightmare.
The real YouTubers.
This is bullcrap.
No, it's not.
This whole story up in this guy's is the comedian.
No, no, no, no.
Why don't you- while I'm- no, I'm not gonna- I'm not gonna blow the punchline to this.
It's real, and there's something really big there, dude.
Okay, if it's real, if you just assure me it's real so I'm not gonna be suckered.
No, you're not gonna be suckered!
Okay, go on.
Attention, YouTube.
Here we go.
Being a YouTuber is a dream job for lots of young people.
But two years ago, YouTube turned the dream job into a nightmare.
The real YouTubers that are the reason for YouTube's big success Are getting censored, deleted, erased and hidden.
Making a living on YouTube is actually no longer possible.
Many channels have entirely disappeared or are now reduced to a minimum.
There is no job security.
It seems like YouTube doesn't want independent YouTubers anymore.
Because now YouTube prefers channels run by TV stations or Hollywood celebrities.
And for those guys, completely different rules apply.
They won't be censored, they won't be erased, they won't be kicked out.
YouTube is actually pushing these guys with everything they have.
All this happens simply out of greed for profit.
Oh, wow!
Simply because advertisers prefer Will Smith over the independent YouTuber.
Let me see.
Hmm.
Will Smith, guy eating and crying.
Will Smith, guy eating and crying.
Hold on.
But YouTube should not be so sure about that strategy.
Since one year, we have the YouTubers Union, and we have thousands of YouTubers that are now united and picked up the fight.
The only problem is that so far, we haven't been able to achieve much.
But exactly that is going to change now.
IG Metal, the largest independent trade union on the planet and the YouTubers Union are now joining forces with a clear goal to bring back the old YouTube.
We have founded the joint venture FairTube and now time will change for YouTube since we have 125 years of experience in the fight against injustice.
And over 2 million members plus superb lawyers are now joining forces with thousands of YouTubers who are really unhappy with the way things go.
Together, I think we are completely unbeatable.
FairTube is unbeatable.
FairTube is unbeatable.
Can I give you a clip of the day?
Clip of the day.
Because that guy's accent was just fantastic.
Well, you know who he sounds like.
Sounds like somebody from Hogan's Heroes.
He sounds like Comic Strip Blogger.
A little bit, yeah.
That's funny.
So they've joined with IG Metal, which is the, you know, used to be the Metal Workers Union in Germany.
They do have 2 million members, and this video goes on for another 15 minutes, and he's talking to the IG Metal union lady.
They really have hooked up their FairTube YouTubers union to IG Metal, and, you know, here's the sad part.
The people who are members of this union and who are serious, like this guy, they truly believe that they put YouTube on the map, that YouTube would be nothing without us.
And they just don't understand how it works.
And they don't understand that, yes, yes, Will Smith is preferable, not to YouTube, to the advertisers.
When YouTube can say, we've got Will Smith, you know, this is great, your ad's gonna run on Will Smith pretty much for free, because Will Smith's just putting that stuff up there, it's great.
Yes.
You, you're just losers.
Sorry.
Losers.
But okay, believe in your union.
Well, you know, at least be nice.
Be nice.
No, I want to be nice, but I want to be realistic.
People really think that they can make a living off of someone else's platform.
You can't.
It's not supposed to work that way.
Well, that is the issue now.
I mean, if you had your own servers and did your own thing, which is what we do on this show, as opposed to using Podbean.
Stop.
Alright, last one from me.
We have not had any update on the college admissions scandal, have we?
We don't even know what's going on.
It's been wiped off the face of the map.
I would say it's not at the top of the list of news items that they're playing on now.
So, I have no idea what's going on with that, but there is a new scam.
A new college admissions scam, which is, when you think about it, could have been a great exit strategy.
Thank you.
A new firestorm is erupting over college admissions.
Families reportedly transferring legal guardianship of their children in order to get financial aid.
It's totally legal, but there are critics who say it is unfair.
NBC's Ron Mott has details.
It works like this.
Families, some of whom live in million-dollar homes with incomes well into six figures, go to court to have a legal guardian with fewer financial resources appointed for their college-bound students, giving them a better shot at qualifying for need-based financial aid.
And it's perfectly legal.
According to ProPublica Illinois and the Wall Street Journal, citing court records, the tactic has been used effectively dozens of times.
They were filed by one of two law firms, and many of them used language in the petition, such as, um, the Guardian would provide educational and financial opportunities that the parents could not otherwise provide.
Advocates of the legal maneuver argue that, unlike the college admissions scandal, which has led to multiple criminal convictions, these students were fairly accepted and are looking for a way to pay for it.
As the annual costs of tuition and fees at the nation's colleges have skyrocketed, rising more than 150% over the past two decades, a bottom line increase of nearly $32,000 a year on average.
They're absolutely cheating.
Still, some critics contend these families and their students should endure the appropriate pinch based on their resources.
This technique in particular is new and absolutely deserves everybody's sort of shock and scorn.
Another wave of controversy cascading down on college campuses.
Money, once again, at the center.
Ron Mott, NBC News, Chicago.
I'm giving you a clip of the day for that.
What?
A double clip?
If you wonder why there's a wealth gap, it's because these people that this guy's bitching about, they're just smarter.
Yeah, interesting.
That's the smartest thing I've ever heard.
As soon as you hear it, you go, ugh, yeah, you got a maid working for you?
Hey, maid, you're now in regard to my two 17-year-olds.
Hey, maid.
Sign here, maid.
The Troll Room reports, DC Girl says that she knows someone did this in 1995.
Ah, it's an old... Yeah, of course they keep it to themselves.
But they're saying dozens and dozens.
It sounds like this is probably something that's just been going on forever.
Yeah, it's been under the radar.
What a great scam that is.
It's fabulous.
I really like it.
In fact, somehow I think it's something that you could actually put your ethics aside for.
No, because your ethics are really not a side because these schools with these ridiculous tuitions out of the blue, when I went to college at the University of California in Berkeley for almost free, They're the ethically challenged.
It's ridiculous!
Ridiculous!
It's ridiculous!
It's ridiculous, I tell you!
Anyway, let's get into some crazy, crazy news we have to deconstruct because... I've got information, man!
New shit has come to light!
You know, I'm tossing Joe DiGenoa overboard.
He's just not, he's not delivering, he's not giving me the thousands of sealed indictments.
You know, it's just, it's not happening.
We have a new guy.
And I think he has better credentials than...
Smoke and Joe?
Smoke and Joe DiGenoa.
Yeah, I think the CEO of Overstock.com, Patrick Byrne, is a CEO of a publicly listed company.
The stock price is severely being suppressed or depressed at the moment.
It's down, and that's not just because of whatever's going on globally, but he's involved in the Russian collusion story.
And at first, Sarah A. Carter, SarahACarter.com, you know, I subscribe to the feed and I read her stuff and people send me articles and like...
Is this really true what she's saying?
And so I'm hunting around, and lo and behold, two days ago, the CEO of Overstock.com was on Fox Business News to explain exactly what's going on!
Let me give it to you in a nutshell.
In a very strange way, by a weird fluke of history, I ended up in the center of the Russian and the Clinton investigations.
I have all the answers.
I've been sitting on them, waiting for America to get there.
Last summer I figured out... I have all the answers to both of those.
What they all are, it's all about political espionage.
Had nothing to do with law enforcement.
I thought I was helping them in some law enforcement.
It was all political espionage.
Here's the bottom line.
There is a deep state, like a submarine, lurking just beneath the waves at periscope depth.
Watching our shipping lanes and a nuclear icebreaker named the USS Bill Barr has snuck up on them and is about to ram them amid ships.
That's about to happen and I think we're about to see the biggest scandal in American history.
Wow.
As a result.
But it was all political.
Everything you think you know about Russia and Clinton investigations is a lie.
It's all a cover-up.
It was all political espionage.
And you think Bill Barr is going to get to the bottom of it?
I think he has gone to the bottom of it.
Believe it or not, there was political espionage conducted against Hillary Clinton.
And I can tell you, two of the names involved were John Brennan and James Comey.
But there was political espionage conducted against Hillary Clinton, against Ted Cruz, Mark Rubio, and Donald Trump.
And everything you think you know about the Russian collusion investigation is a lie.
It's all going to be exposed.
Oh, fabulous!
Of course, it's all sealed.
Sealed indictments, I'm sure.
Wow!
Okay, I'm gonna start the day off right with a clip of the day.
Clip of the day!
That's the way to start a show.
Couldn't resist.
With the biggest bullcrap out there.
Now, the story goes that he was in a romantic relationship with the Butina guy, the Russian spy, the girl who was... Oh, the girl, the hottie.
Yeah, well, she's not as hot as the first time.
Oh, she's not as hot as the redhead.
No, no, no.
But she's the one that was a... The cutie pie.
Yeah, she's in jail right now because she didn't register as a foreign agent, which half of D.C.
hasn't done.
Yeah, spook.
Of course she's a spook.
Hold on a second.
What's this guy's name again?
Patrick Byrne.
B-Y-R-N-E.
And Overstock, I guess we could look and take a look, it was down because of the CEO being... Nuts!
I do want to play this clip I've been meaning to play for a while since we're talking about candidates.
This is Bernie again.
And this is when he was on the Joe Rogan Show, and this is the gaffe that I thought was kind of amusing.
I think a lot of people caught it, and Joe didn't.
Nobody seemed to... What did you think overall?
I mean, Biden's a gaffe machine, but Bernie's not.
What did you think overall?
Overall, I found it to be quite weak.
I didn't think... I expected a lot more from that interview with Rogan.
I don't think Rogan likes him.
Yeah, but I... And Bernie's never looking him in the eye, he's looking down, he's... Well, Joe, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, Joe, the world right now is spending a trillion and a half dollars on weapons of destruction designed to kill each other.
And maybe, just maybe, if we had a kind of leader, and I hope to be that leader, who says to the world, instead of spending a trillion and a half dollars killing each other, maybe we use those resources to transform the global energy system and save the planet for our kids and our grandchildren.
That's the goal that I have.
Well, these ideas sound great, but in the competitive environment of global politics, how would you convince Russia or China or any of these countries to do something that would put them in some sort of a competitive disadvantage?
Well, and the answer is, Joe, if we do not do that in 50, 100 years, everybody's going to be at a terrible disadvantage.
This is not an answer!
And look, I'm not, you know, I'm saying, I'm not telling you that tomorrow it's going to happen.
But you've got to make the case.
These people, you know, Putin is a dictator.
I dislike him intensely.
You know, Xi in China, very authoritarian, so forth and so on.
But they're not crazy people.
And presumably they have concern about their kids and their grandchildren.
This is a planet under siege.
You know, I don't want to become a science fiction.
You've all seen the movies, the media, racing toward Earth.
We're going to blow up the Earth.
What do we do?
Well, we've got to get together.
This is, in a sense, what that is about.
You know what I think about?
In 1941, after Pearl Harbor, we were faced with a war in the East, with China, a war in the West, in Europe, with Hitler.
Within two years, the United States had transformed its economy.
to address and win the war basically in two or three years by reindustrializing America.
We can do it.
We can lead the world.
That's what we have to do.
Now, wait a minute.
What was the big flub?
China?
China?
Woo!
Did he say China?
Yeah.
War with China.
What an idiot.
He did a big war with China in World War II.
Yeah, you remember that?
So he's thinking of war with China, that's on his head.
That's on his mind, yes!
He's like, I would never vote for this guy.
So that's not a flub, that is the truth wants to come out.
Yeah, he wants to have war with China.
Let's just listen to it in context again.
You know what I think about?
In 1941, after Pearl Harbor, we were faced with a war in the East with China, a war in the West in Europe with Hitler.
Within two years, the United States had transformed its economy to address and win the war, basically in two or three years.
I think you're right.
I think he wants to go to war with China.
I'm going to give you a borderline for that.
That was a good catch.
That was a good one.
Nah, Joe's not really listening.
I got a flub.
So this really wasn't just a flub, it was the truth wants to come out.
And I also have a the truth wants to come out clip.
And this is about Bruce and Nellie Orr.
And they are deeply involved in this GPS fusion, GPS steel report with the golden showers.
And I'm sure this is from Fox News or Fox Business News.
But before we play that, can I just throw in a little thing?
Mm hmm.
I think I don't think I brought up at the show, but I'm going to bring it up.
This this whole golden showers peeing all over the place and making the bed stink or whatever they're up to.
And all this other stuff that Trump, you know, is somehow involved with, it's always overlooked that Trump is a germophobe.
Yeah, you've brought this up many times on the show.
That's right.
I don't remember if it was the dinner table or if it was on the show.
Okay.
All right, so again, the truth wants to come out.
And Nellie Orr is in constant communication not only with Bruce, but with his underlings at the Justice Department on a whole host of matters, sending news reports in the original Russian to her friends at the Justice Department, of course trying to smear Donald Trump along the way.
You know, it turns out Nellie Orr may have been the most significant hire.
The truth always wants to come out.
Wow.
Geez.
Come on.
That one makes it scratchy.
I have to give you a borderline for that too.
Oh, thanks.
I appreciate that.
Have your whole show on these things.
Nelly whore.
Nelly whore.
Or a deli whore.
Wow.
Woo-hoo.
Well, let's take a brief break here and go to KTLA's reporter on the spot.
We tried to reach out to the man who died in this pursuit.
They were unavailable for comment.
Micah, back to you.
What?!
Yeah, isn't that great?
And who sent you that?
Well, it's a single piece of video.
It's a YouTube video and it's not edited that I can tell, so it makes total sense.
We tried to reach out to the man who died in this pursuit.
They were unavailable for comment.
Micah, back to you.
KTLA on the scene, everybody.
All right, you're gonna get a clip of the day for... I didn't recognize I would get that.
Thank you.
Just to stay on... Sorry?
You knew you'd get that.
Actually, no.
No, no, no.
I did not expect it to be clip of the day.
But I'll take it.
But it was funny though, the black girl, they bring her into interrogation and she reads the riot act of these two agents, the two FBI agents, and they use them.
I thought it was pretty gutsy, the way Wolf had him do this, the attack by her on the white woman in particular.
I just thought it was a funny back and forth, even though, again, you're going to find the acting to be mediocre.
Although I'd say the black Female actress is probably one of them.
She was very convincing in this particular little scene.
I was at the garage, but I wasn't looking to kill her.
I just wanted to get her on video, ambush her, get her to say something stupid so I could post it on my YouTube channel.
So you took a job handing out tuna rolls just to confront Caldwell?
Sure did.
Why?
What were you gonna confront her about?
My brother, Wayne Simmons.
She had him locked up for ten years for a crime he didn't commit.
She was the prosecutor in Wayne's trial.
Made up all kinds of stories and theories just to get a conviction.
Now that she's running for president, I gotta let the world know how evil that woman really is.
Evil?
Senator Caldwell.
Damn right.
Sasha, I know it hurts to see your brother convicted of a violent crime, but it's up to the jury to convict.
That's 12 unbiased people who believe that Wayne was guilty.
You were campaign manager or something?
Okay, I'm just reminding you that Caldwell was just the prosecutor.
All she did was present the evidence.
It was the decision of the jury to convict Wayne.
Yeah, based on Caldwell's lies.
That bitch made her whole career maxing out innocent black men.
But now that she's running for president, she's suddenly all woke and compassionate, trying to act like she Martin Luther King Jr.
or something.
And all you suck-ass white people lap it up and worship the ground she walks on.
Damn!
Wow!
I am going to give you a clip of the day for that.
That is, wow, that's fantastic.
Oh man, assassination by FBI, by fake FBI.
That's really good.
Yeah, and somehow we're to blame, again.
Suck-ass white people done it.
Damn, Gina!
Holy moly, that was interesting.
Okay, yeah, Kamala's been effectively shut down.
Well, then let me just stay with my favorite topic, which is sports.
Yes, I'm interested.
Well, I was watching my buddy over there on FS1, Jason Whitlock, as usual.
The guy's great.
Jason Whitlock is great.
And he decided to explain to everybody something we kind of already knew.
This is regarding the NBA and China.
For those who have not followed outside of the United States, one tweet from one guy who said, hey I stand behind Hong Kong, sent the Chinese into a tizzy.
Who knew that there's like 300 million Basketball fans in China.
Oh, it's very popular.
And Jason Whitlock explains it just a little bit further.
Nike is in control of basketball.
The NBA, college basketball, high school.
Nike is the real person driving this conversation and this thing with China.
Go back to, now I'm going to connect it to politics.
In 2015, in May of 2015, President Barack Obama went to Nike's headquarters in Portland, Oregon and announced his defense of the TPP, Trans-Pacific Partnership.
That's right.
The trade deal was going to be very favorable for Nike, for China.
Who's the president that came after Obama and walked America away from the TPP?
Donald Trump.
Who is the The shoe company that employs LeBron James, Colin Kaepernick, and these other athletes that smear Donald Trump as racist.
Who are the people constantly criticizing Donald Trump?
NBA, Steve Kerr, Greg Popovic, The NBA answers to Nike.
Nike's a $40 billion business.
The NBA is an $8 billion business.
President Obama, the basketball president, friendly relationship with the NBA, went to Nike's headquarters to announce his defense of the TPP.
This thing is very simple.
This is about money.
This is about a president that won't cooperate with what Nike wants done.
Nike is using the NBA and its leverage over the NBA to go after this guy because they disagree with him about his policies as it relates to trade in China.
Yeah!
China owns the NBA!
Holy mackerel, you gotta get Clip of the Day for that discovery.
I want you to credit whoever it was that sent it to you.
I mean, when you really just, you know, when you use your skill at sports, you can, you know, you can figure stuff out.
Just for everyone who really wants the U.S.
to stay at war, you know, this is something you could use around the water cooler, if someone says.
You know, just to see if you could fry someone's brain.
Like, man, we gotta, we gotta stay, we gotta protect the Kurds, man!
We gotta protect the Kurds!
Two major studies published in June remained buried by most major media outlets.
The first, Pentagon Fuel Use, Climate Change, and the Costs of War, by Brown University's Costs of War Project, confirmed previous findings that the U.S.
military is the single largest producer of greenhouse gases in the world, and that the Pentagon is responsible for between 77 and 80 percent of all U.S.
government energy consumption since 2001.
The second study, Hidden Carbon Costs of the Everywhere War, Logistics, Geopolitical Ecology, and the Carbon Bootprint of the U.S.
Military, published in Transactions of the Institute of British Geographers, found that if the U.S.
military were a country, its fuel usage alone would make it the 47th largest emitter of greenhouse gases in the world, between Peru and Portugal.
But these groundbreaking studies received no coverage in virtually all of the U.S.' 's biggest papers and TV news channels.
Well, duh!
I like that.
Carbon boot print.
Oh, is that what she said?
Someone in the troll room said it.
I don't know.
Oh, somebody said carbon boot print.
That's great.
By the way, I want to give you a borderline clip for that.
That was a nice clip.
Thank you.
It's from the show Counterspin, and a producer sent it to me.
I don't remember who sent it to me.
Okay, Reitland, got your pen, John.
Yeah!
Guarantee!
It's a chunk guarantee!
Fine.
If Donald Trump were to be re-elected, I guarantee you he will start locking people up.
Thousands of sealed indictments, I tell ya!
He has said it over and over again that we should lock up his political opponents.
Really?
People who think he's kidding are stupid.
Oh.
They have not paid any attention at all.
The maniacal, monstrous things that he promised to do, he has tried to do over and over again.
There's been some checks and balances in the system, and we managed to stop him from doing some of the most outrageous things, but it is in his nature.
It is his inclination.
Well, I'm glad you asked, that final clip explains the checks and balances in the system were able to stop him from doing something that we know 100% happened, even though it was in a book from someone who heard about it who had seen someone who had probably been there.
So, look, the story that probably most defines Donald Trump is the one that broke recently about what do you want to do with immigrants.
First thing he wanted to do was murder them.
He wanted to see if we could just shoot them and kill them.
And even his own right-wing barbaric advisors said, no, Mr. President, we cannot just wantonly murder everyone at the border.
He's like, God damn it!
And he was upset at that.
And he's like, can we shoot him in the legs?
He said that and he was not remotely kidding.
So you think that guy is going to have any checks if he wins re-election?
No.
He's already weeded out anyone who will say no.
Almost everybody in that room that said no to him shooting people in the legs or in the head has already been removed.
So there'll be nothing but yes men.
There'll be nothing but disaster.
Hey, clearly Chunk has gone to the Adam Schiff School of Interpretive Language.
I mean, it doesn't even paraphrase what was in the book.
The lip jokes, by the way, they believe everything they read, too, which is really depressing.
Oh, my goodness.
But it's getting fun for us.
I mean, this is great for the show.
Chunk!
Well, I'm going to give you a clip of the day for bringing that clip in.
It's a good clip.
Well, the next... Sandy was shilling for Bernie on the aforementioned... What was that?
The... The climate change... The event down in South Carolina, wherever it was.
Right, right, right.
With the ground loop buzz.
Well, they didn't have the ground loop buzz on AOC.
Now, AOC, dressed in a very interesting outfit, Just from a television and stage perspective, a long green dress about calf high, so well below the knees, with black stockings, or whatever they were, and black shoes.
This was a different outfit for her.
And it was green, of course, which I guess was for the Green New Deal.
But then it had kind of this flowy motion, and then she went into this whole thing about politicians, which she repeated later on stage, or maybe it was earlier at a Bernie rally.
But this was a much better version.
She's just talking about how heartbreaking it is when politicians lie to you.
And so when you elect a politician, and then they let you down, it feels like rejection.
It feels like heartbreak.
It feels like betrayal.
And it feels like I never want to love again.
That's what that feels like.
And so... I never want to love again.
Hold on, here we go.
It feels like I never want to love again.
This is a clip of the day, by the way.
Well, let's play the whole thing.
And it feels like I never want to love again.
That's what that feels like.
And so I understand how that feels because I felt that way.
But you know what happens when you say, I never want to love again?
Your heart gets black and you turn angry and you get very anxious.
I'm gonna take my clip of the day.
I'm gonna take it.
Thank you, Sandy.
Thank you, Sandy.
That's our new tune.
Thank you, Sandy.
All alone.
I sit and wonder why I, oh, why you left me.
Oh, Sandy.
Yeah, Sandy.
Oh, Sandy.
That's our new tune.
Whenever we play a good AOC clip like that.
That is the funniest clip for a while.
Can you believe that?
We have the typical Fox News proofs that this was a big nothing burger.
I love playing that.
In both cases, Republican Mike Turner really got straight to the heart of the matter.
Each segment about a minute in length, and that was all we really needed to understand what this was about.
First, he's going to ask Ambassador Sondland, the ambassador to the European Union, If he actually ever heard anyone anywhere say that Trump wanted something in return for letting the security assistance flow.
After you testified, Chairman Schiff ran out and gave a press conference and said he gets to impeach the President of the United States because of your testimony.
And if you pull up CNN today, right now their banner says, Sondland ties Trump to withholding aid.
Is that your testimony today, Ambassador Sondland, that you have evidence that Donald Trump tied the investigation to the aid?
Because I don't think you're saying that.
I've said repeatedly, Congressman, I was presuming.
I also said that President Trump... So no one told you.
Not just the President.
Giuliani didn't tell you.
Mulvaney didn't tell you.
Pompeo didn't tell you.
Nobody else on this planet.
told you that Donald Trump was tying aid to these investigations.
Is that correct?
I think I already testified.
No, answer the question.
Is it correct?
No one on this planet told you that Donald Trump was tying this aid to the investigations.
Because if your answer is yes, then the chairman's wrong and the headline on CNN is wrong.
No one on this planet told you that President Trump was tying aid to investigations.
Yes or no?
Yes.
So, you really have no testimony today that ties President Trump to a scheme to withhold aid from Ukraine in exchange for these investigations?
Other than my own presumption.
Which is nothing!
You're worthless!
This is no good!
Well, that probably should be highlighted as Clip of the Day.
Well, then I will take that award in recognition now.
Because it really negates the entire testimony that every news source, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, obviously, even Fox probably.
Oh yeah, Fox definitely.
I'm talking about Deutsche Welle, France 24, and all these other guys, they all have Did you see Schiff?
the misinformation that this guy tied everything together and his testimony has sunk Trump.
Did you see shift?
Do you see shift backtracking?
Oh, he doesn't know what to do with himself.
Poor guy.
Poor guy!
Yeah, I mean really.
He hasn't been able to shed his skin apparently.
His eyes are popping out because of it.
His eyes are popping out.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, he was on Jake Tapper's show.
I like Jake Tapper.
He's always had an edge to him.
He's pushing back and Schiff just pulls out the biggest chicken shit excuse ever.
If the facts aren't contested, and your committee is writing up the report, and you don't, at least as of now, have any scheduled witnesses or depositions, do you think President Trump should be impeached?
I want to discuss this with my constituents and my colleagues before I make a final judgment on it.
What?
What?
Okay, you get Clip of the Day for this catch-up, y'all.
Clip of the Day!
Oh, I knew you'd like it.
Are you kidding me?
Oh yeah, he goes on, he goes on.
You want to hear a little more?
This is very cute.
Play the whole thing, start from the beginning.
Okay.
If the facts aren't contested, and your committee is writing up the report, and you don't, at least as of now, have any scheduled witnesses or depositions, do you think President Trump should be impeached?
I want to discuss this with my constituents and my colleagues before I make a final judgment on it.
But there are a couple really important things we need to think about, and one is, Are we prepared to say that soliciting foreign interference, conditioning official acts like 400 million in taxpayer money, White House meetings to get political favors is somehow now compatible with the office?
Because if we do, it's basically carte blanche for this president and anyone who comes after him.
But are we also prepared to say that Congress will tolerate the complete stonewalling of an impeachment inquiry or our oversight?
Because if we do, it'll mean that the impeachment clause is a complete nullity, and more than that, our oversight ability is really an ability in name only.
But if that's your view, and you've also said that this week's testimony quote, goes right to the heart of the issue of bribery, and you've also said that what you've seen is quote, far more serious Then what Nixon did.
Explain to me how you have not come to the conclusion that the president should be impeached.
I mean, it sounds like you think he should be impeached.
Well, I certainly think that the evidence that's been produced overwhelmingly shows serious misconduct by the president.
But I do want to hear more from my constituents, and I want to hear more from my colleagues.
This is not a decision I will be making alone.
But at the end of the day, Whoa!
This is a decision about whether the founding fathers had in mind this conduct when they gave Congress this remedy.
And I have to think that this is very much central to what they were concerned about.
That is, an unethical man or woman takes that office, uses it for their personal political gain, sacrifices the national security to do so.
If that wasn't what the founders had in mind, it's hard to imagine what they did.
Wow.
Yeah, so he's, I mean, he did fail because now the, I guess next week the Judicial Oversight, the Judicial Committee is, with Nadler, are now going to do some more hearings.
This thing is falling apart at the seams.
And Fox News is clearly feeling something is possible.
They had Anna Paulina on.
She's from Turning Point USA.
So, you know, these are very anti-leftist people, anti-Democrats specifically.
This is just a kind of a chopped-up version of what happened recently when she said something about Hillary Clinton and then listened to what the Fox News hosts said.
Yes.
Of course she should be investigated.
There's plenty of evidence that Hillary obstructed justice by destroying evidence in a gross and massive way.
Joining us now, Anna Paulina, Director of Hispanic Engagement at Turning Point USA, and Doug Schoen, Fox News contributor and former pollster for President Bill Clinton.
Good morning to you both and happy Thanksgiving.
Good morning, Rick.
Please.
I think it's only fair.
I'm all for starting a Clinton investigation.
I'm just amazed that with everything going on in the world, we still have Hillary Clinton in the headlines, Anna.
She won't go away.
She's like herpes.
Oh, okay.
That's news that we're breaking here.
We're gonna wrap this segment a little early, Doug, because some of the language that was used in this segment, and we apologize to our viewers for that.
So because the girl says Hillary Clinton won't go away like herpes, they cut the segment short!
throw her off completely and then in the next hour you want to reiterate that we do not condone the language that anna paulina just displayed here and we apologize to secretary clinton for that fox news does not condone condone her sentiments this is the strongest evidence we've ever had that she's coming back into the race when fox is sucking up to her for that there's holy crap there's That's Clip of the Day.
Oh, well, thank you.
I agree with you!
That was a great catch.
Well, especially the second one.
The second one... No, it has a one-two punch.
It's obviously not a...
Just one good clip, but it was part of a process.
So she says that she won't go away.
She's like, herpes, she won't go away, which is, I don't know.
It's not even a funny joke.
Is that off color?
It's like 1980s Paul Provenza material.
Yeah, it's not, you know, contemporary.
Hold on a second.
How about my comedy reference?
Yeah, I don't even get that.
But, you know, it's like a bad penny, she could have said, or whatever.
That doesn't make any sense anymore.
That's archaic.
Like bad Mexican lunch.
Oh, that would be racist.
I'm sorry.
Like herpes.
It keeps coming back like bad Mexican.
I mean, I would have said, well, that's... I mean, there's a lot of ways to handle that, but it's not obscene.
Well, they thought it was really inappropriate.
Now that we're on a roll, it's not that we can't just bitch about anything we can think about.
And so what?
So Al Green has a problem!
Mr. Speaker, I rise because I love my country.
And I have a problem!
But I also rise today With heartfelt regrets.
It hurts my heart, Mr. Speaker, to see the Judiciary Committee hearing experts on the topic of impeachment, one of the seminal issues of this Congress.
Hearing experts, Mr. Speaker, and not one person of color among the experts.
What subliminal message are we sending to the world when we have experts but not one person of color?
Are we saying that there are no people of color who are experts on this topic of impeachment?
What is the message that we're sending?
Mr. Speaker, if I am wrong, I will apologize.
But if the committee is wrong, if the Congress is wrong, what will it do?
People of color, for too long, have been ignored by one party and taken for granted by the other.
Too often, this happens.
Not always, but too often it happens.
Mr. Speaker, I refuse to be ignored and taken for granted.
I came here to represent the people who are ignored and taken for granted.
Not one person of color among the constitutional scholars.
It seems that there's a desire among some to have the output of people of color without input from the people of color.
Before we do anything, I'm going to give you a clip of the day for that.
Fantastic!
That is so fantastic.
Isn't it great?
The guy who is so worried about the racists currently occupying the White House, that's how he would say it, is... still feels that, you know, getting rid of this horrible scourge on our democracy, even though it's the Republic, that that's less important than bitching about this.
Yeah.
Lindsey Graham.
Remember, he was there in Ukraine with all the shenanigans with McCain and with the whole Clinton team with Brennan and with Victoria Cagle Newland with her F the EU quote.
And so Lindsey was first, and he was like, well, we're just going to do a real speedy trial.
We're just going to vote in the Senate on this impeachment.
We'll be done with it so we can get back to doing stuff.
Because he's afraid that he'll be implicated in some of these obvious corrupt practices that were going on.
But he had a meeting with the president and now he sings a different tune.
So I just met with the president and he is demanding his stay in court.
Every American accused of a crime or wrongdoing gets their day in court, apparently except Donald Trump.
And if you believe the Clinton impeachment trial was fair, that's exactly the same type trial that will happen in the Senate with President Trump.
But I just left President Trump.
He's mad as hell that they would do this to him and now deny him his day in court.
The reason they're denying him his day in court is they know their case sucks.
Lindsey?
That's a great... I'll give you a borderline clip for that one.
I didn't hear that.
It's funny.
So, uh... Well, he probably assured Lindsey that he's not gonna go to jail.
Yeah, he says, if anything happens, I'll bail you out.
Don't worry.
Hey, how come we weren't interviewed?
What the hell is that?
we all crave explanations for things we don't understand so some of us fill in the blanks with conspiracy theories we dug into that with anna merlin author of republic of lies american conspiracy theorists and their surprising rise to power hey how come we weren't interviewed what the hell is that there's a whole book american conspiracy theorists did you get a call Did you get an email?
Memo?
Nothing?
It used to be that far-right conspiracy theories went from fringe sites, some of them actual disinformation sites, to eventually places like Fox News, and that's sort of where they stopped.
And now they have another stop, which is they go from Fox News to the president, or from fringe sites like InfoWars straight to the president.
Again, again, again we're being snubbed!
Hello!
Hello, Crackpot here!
I'd like my props!
To the President, or from fringe sites like Infowars, straight to the President.
And this problem continues to get worse and worse.
What is the logical extension of all of this?
Oh, this is so good, John.
What do you think is really happening in the world when it comes from InfoWars straight to the President?
Out-of-control tinfoil hattery.
So one thesis is that especially state-backed disinformation sources like the ones we've seen in Russia, like the Internet Research agency, that one of their goals is to make the information ecosystem so chaotic and so unstable and so unreliable that people start believing that the actual objective truth is not knowable and that they should stop looking for it.
Oh!
Success!
Wow!
Do you believe this?
So conspiracies, by the way, only right-wing.
There's never been a left-wing conspiracy.
They're all right-wing.
Wait, stop.
Clip of the day for that one.
Just definitely clip of the day.
And she up talks through this whole thing, and it all culminated in Fox News!
That's right, and the other route is from InfoWars direct to the President.
The Russian pranksters, as they're known, I prefer to call them the podcasters, Volvon and Lexis, they struck again.
Now previously they had gotten through to Congressman Adam Schiff's office claiming that they had Kompromat and compromising pictures of Trump.
If you remember we had some of that some of that phone call and these guys are like radio guys like weenie in the butt of Moscow.
So they have a new gambit and they went after Maxine Waters And pretending to be Greta Thunberg and Greta's dad.
And they made up this, uh, they made up the name of an island, Changa Changa.
I think that's literally what it's called.
And they decided they're going to call into Maxine, Maxine Waters office, get her on the phone and say, well, listen to Maxine, you know, it's Greta and Greta's dad.
And, uh, we're here in, uh, I think it's, what'd they say they were South Carolina.
And we're here to garner support to save the island of Changa Changa.
Could you please help us out?
We'll put you on speakerphone.
And I pulled the pertinent clip from this YouTube video.
This used to be what Americans did.
We used to be the fun phone pranksters.
We've let Russia grab that away from us.
Congresswoman?
Yeah, I have Greta and her father, Svante, on the line.
Thank you very much.
Congresswoman, this is Svante, Greta's father.
And here's Greta.
Hello, Congressman Waters.
Hello, I'm very happy to talk to you.
Well, thank you both for calling me, and I'm very anxious to hear from you.
Yes, I know that Joss called you aunt Maxine.
That's so sweet, I think.
Is that true?
Brilliant, brilliant.
Butter her up first by calling her auntie Maxine.
She'll love that.
Butter her up.
Very good.
By the way, these guys sound nothing like Swedish Greta and her dad.
But still, Maxine is falling for it.
Absolutely, yes!
That's so nice.
We have a wonderful climate strike to support the ecology of Chungachanga Island.
Thousands of people came to meet me.
Well thank you and I'm so glad you came to my state and of course I know all about you.
You have made quite A big, big, big thunder on this issue.
I am really, really very proud of you and the work that you're doing.
We're now in North Carolina, so we are in the climate strike here, in a meeting.
Okay, so you're in the meeting now?
The meeting has started?
Yes, yes, we're here now at the meeting, and if you will allow me, I will put you on a speakerphone.
And we will let you say to people who are around here, which island are they targeting?
No, this is a part I like the best.
All these politicians are like that.
It's like, if I can get anything out of you, and of course typically these calls are about money, but right now it's like, oh shit, I can align myself with Greta Thunberg!
This is fantastic, this is good for me!
And they can roll out some bullcrap script just right off the cuff, even Maxine.
And she's up there in age, but she's still, she's a pro, At rolling it out.
So she has a little bit of information.
She knows it's North Carolina.
She knows it's Greta, who's a Thunder, apparently.
She knows it's Chinga Changa Island, which doesn't exist.
And she's gonna do a little promo.
So, yes.
And we will let you say to people who is around here... Which island are they targeting?
Chunga Changa.
Chunga Changa?
Yes.
Hello, everybody.
This is Congresswoman Maxine Waters, and I am so pleased to be on this telephone call with Greta Thunberg.
I am just so proud.
I think she says Thudberg, which is a new one for us.
So pleased to be on this telephone call with Greta Thunberg.
I am just so proud of her and her father, Savante Thudberg, and the work that they are doing.
As you know, Greta is an environmental activist, and she took part in the United Nations Climate Summit in New York recently, and she has been traveling, and she has been the greatest advocate For what is happening with our climate and the environment.
And I'm very pleased that she's with you in North Carolina, where you're focusing on protecting the very important island of Tula Challenge.
I'm so happy she's supporting the very important, the critically important island of Chimichanga.
You, Greta Thunberg, and your dad, Devante Thunberg.
Come on!
Well, I believe these two comrades deserve a medal for this work.
This is really very good.
Well, let's give them a clip of the day.
Yeah, you know, I wonder what that, we should do a Russian version so we can, so they'll know how good they were.
Clip of the day!
Comrade.
Now both of them sound like a couple of Russians, but you made it even more ludicrous.
It's a 15-minute call.
There's more in it, but I thought that was the funniest one.
Especially the Thudberg.
What a moron.
Now that should be on the normal news, don't you think?
Yes!
It should be, but no, we can't... It's a member of Congress so stupid to fall for this.
I mean, if she was keeping up with anything, she knows that Greta boogied back to home base, and she's not in North Carolina.
She didn't go to North Carolina after the event in New York.
No.
The whole thing is just ludicrous, and it should be regular news.
That's regular news story.
I agree.
No, no, no, because the news media is so fraught with Democrat left-wingers, just to be honest about it, they can't bring themselves to do these stories.
Oh my god, it makes it look so stupid!
I refuse to run that story.
This is Britney again.
On the Crooked Hillary campaign, this is fascinating.
Can you talk about the Crooked Hillary campaign and how it developed?
Absolutely.
So this started as a super PAC that was built for Ted Cruz, Keep the Promise One, which was run by Kellyanne Conway and funded by the Mercers.
That was then... Hold on.
She worked at Cambridge Analytica?
Yes.
This Brittany?
Brittany.
She's talking like a pundit.
I mean, she's not talking like someone who's being interviewed.
Well, she's on a book tour, and so she's picked up... Oh, she wrote a book!
Okay, I got it.
It's run by Kellyanne Conway and funded by the Mercers.
That was then converted to becoming a super PAC for Donald Trump.
They tried to register with the Federal Election Commission, the name Defeat Crooked Hillary, and the FEC luckily did not allow them to do that.
So it was called Make America Number One.
This Super PAC was headed by David Bossie, someone that you might remember from Citizens United, who basically brought dark money into our politics and allowed... Oh, hold on a second.
Dark money?
We've never had dark money in our politics before.
Nope, never happened.
Haven't seen it.
No.
It's racist, that dark money.
No, this is bullshit.
But I like it.
Brought dark money into our politics and allowed... This was on Democracy Now?
Yeah.
Did Amy jump in and say, well, you know, obviously, dark money has been in our politics for a long time.
I mean, from day one, pretty much.
Meh.
Endless amounts of money to be funneled into these types of vehicles.
This is a total talking point, this woman.
So that we don't know where all of the money is coming from for these types of manipulative communications.
He was in charge of this campaign.
I'm sorry, this is great!
Manipulative communications.
What do you think?
That's what that's what you do.
That's all communications are.
All marketing is manipulation.
The money is coming from for these types of manipulative communications.
And he was in charge of this campaign.
Now, on that two day long debrief that I talked about, and if you want to know more, you can read about it in my book.
They told us... Explain where you were and who was in the room.
So I was in New York in our boardroom for Cambridge Analytica's office on 5th Avenue, and all of our offices from around the world had called in to videocast.
And everybody from the Super PAC and the Trump campaign took us through all of their tactics and strategies and implementation and what they had done.
Now, when we got to this Defeat Crooked Hillary super PAC, they explained to us what they had done, which was to run experiments on psychographic groups to figure out what was working and what wasn't.
Unfortunately, what they found out was the only very successful tactic was sending fear-based scaremongering messaging to people that were identified as being neurotic.
And it was so successful in their first experiments that they spent the rest of the money from the super PAC Over the rest of the campaign, only on negative messaging.
Oh no!
To neurotics!
Negative advertising!
Targeting neurotics!
I'd say it's a crime almost!
That is just, it's evil!
Evil, evil, evil!
She's flabbergasted by this!
These people were neurotic and then you send fear-mongering messages!
Whoa!
I mean, like clear and present danger?
The president is a clear and present danger, needs to be impeached immediately because who knows what he could do?
You mean like that?
Is that what you're talking about, Brittany?
Back to the reptiles.
Like that?
Holy.
The guy's unhinged.
Yeah, just bend over.
Here it comes again for you, sir.
Clip of the day.
Well deserved.
Thank you.
Back to the reptiles.
Joe Biden also had to virtue signal, and in this case, about immigration and illegal immigrants residing in the United States.
I believe his first or second wife and his daughter were killed in a car accident, which is disputed, but I believe maybe the driver of the truck was drunk.
you Do you recall anything?
And I tried to look it up and there's different stories everywhere, like, you know, some say yes, some say no.
Biden definitely at some point said, you know, a guy who decided to drink his lunch instead of eating it.
So there's insinuation... You have to go back to the old newspaper reports to see what's what.
Right, but the insinuation is that they were killed by a drunk driver, by Joe in the past.
So, here comes an interesting question about illegal immigrants.
They go off to school wondering whether when mom comes and picks them up, is she not going to be there because a nice agent was there to arrest her.
Or she takes them to the doctor, that she's going to not be there because she is, quote, undocumented and a nice agent is going to pick them up.
So how do you change the culture?
You change the culture by saying you're going to get fired.
You're fired if, in fact, you do that.
You only arrest for the purpose of dealing with a felony that's committed.
And I don't count drunk driving as a felony.
Wow.
Well, drunk driving is a felony in multiple states and doing it more than once will result in felony charges.
I found this to be pretty crazy.
I mean, to go that far.
This is interesting.
I think I'm going to give you a clip of the day for that.
And not because it's such a great clip, but because it does introduce this factor.
Why all of us if I just tell me I'm wrong about this analysis.
Wait, stop.
Let me do my take my clip of the day first.
Otherwise we forget these things.
Yes, true.
I was hoping I could forget it.
Um, douche.
I'm gonna show my school by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
Well we have, for show 1550, which is a good show number, we have to put these donations off till the next live show.
Yes.
Which will either be 1551 or 1552.
Hopefully it's 1551 because that's a palindrome show that's coming up next Sunday.
Yes, it's a big one.
It's a big one.
I have to be here for the palindrome.
I know that it's not going to be as bad as the first time, so I have four days to recover.
I know I'm going to be there.
I'm just going to be there.
And even if you have to carry the show, which will be a change for you.
I'm sorry.
You'll have to carry it.
I'm not used to that.
Forget it.
I'm not carrying the show.
I'm going to make you talk.
Even if you're sounding like this.
I love Elon.
I love your vacation.
Calacanis here.
You know what you're doing?
I love Elon.
SpaceX is great.
So these clips of the day are dynamite.
They really are.
And Gustavo Raya, thank you again.
Executive producer, of course, along with us, but executive producer first up in the title role.
Great job.
I mean, you're right.
It is a labor of love.
So appreciate that.
And of course, the show continues to roll on.
We appreciate all of the support that everyone gives us through Dvorak.org slash NA.
Yes.
And we will be doing all of the donations that came in for this show, along with anything that comes in for 1551, which I'm sure will be great because people love palindromes.
We'll be doing that on the next show.
We'll do all of that live.
So we'll have our extra extended thank you segment.
So let's wrap this.
Here we go.
Last, uh, second and last part of the no agenda.
Best of clips of the day.
If you know people that stop smoking, they become nuts about it.
Yeah.
Yes.
Very.
And there's people that stop drinking.
They become nuts about, Oh, what are you doing?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll get a drink test stuff.
If you had somebody killed.
So if your wife that you've cried in public over, and when your kids were killed by a drunk driver, This would be something that would linger forever.
You'd think, yeah.
So Biden wouldn't all of a sudden start passing off drunk driving as, eh, meh, no big deal.
Unless there was something more to the original story.
Right.
There may be.
There may be.
I just thought, just to even say that, there are a lot of families out there who have suffered loss because of drunk drivers.
And then to say, it's not a felony by the way, i.e.
you can't get kicked out of the country for being here illegally and driving drunk, to me it's kind of like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, you should go.
But not to Joe!
Yeah, you should go!
Not to Joe, not to Joe.
Mayor Pete?
That was a very interesting clip.
Thank you.
Throughout this whole impeachment trial in the Senate so far, it's all about the process, and Russia's our archenemy, and we really need America's national security, our interest to make sure that Ukraine had the weaponry it needed, and the military assistance.
So, to date, the defense of that has been, well, Obama gave water and blankets, and we gave tank-busting rockets!
The facts of this case remain the same and those facts are Ukraine in fact received the security assistance and there was no investigation into the Bidens.
And a really important point that I think you should all report for the American people is that when it comes to supporting Ukraine security assistance Three of the Democratic House managers voted no.
They voted in opposition of the U.S.
providing defensive security assistance to Ukraine.
Those members are Jerry Nadler, Zoe Lofgren, and Hakeem Jeffries.
Wow, that's a clip of the day.
That's a nugget, right?
Hey, hold on a second!
Nobody picks up on this stuff.
That was fantastic.
I got a fun little ditty from Chuck Schumer who went out and, you know, he's really, just listen to how he treats the media when he's asked questions.
And this grand experiment we call democracy will have been fatally, fatally eroded.
Because when Americans lose faith that elections are fair, when Americans lose faith that it's Americans determining who elects the president, rather than a foreign power, we got trouble.
One at a time.
I thought this might be it.
Okay, clip of the day just for that.
Oh wow, thank you.
Unexpected.
One at a time.
I thought possible end of show.
One at a time.
Possible end of show ISO.
And listen to Anzar.
Anzar has a tell and a truth wanna comes out moment, wants to come out moment in 39 seconds.
We'll get the tell at the beginning and then the truth wants to come out.
And the headline is, is the world ready for the coronavirus?
How do you answer that question?
So Ed, we've actually been very transparent about what we do not know yet about this virus.
- Wow.
We've actually been very transparent. - Ah! - So, Ed, we've actually been very transparent about what we do not know yet about this virus, which is we don't know full information about its contagiousness, about its severity profile, which is why I'm delighted that at the invitation of the Chinese government, we will accept the invitation to participate as part which is why I'm delighted that at the invitation of the Chinese government, we will accept the invitation to participate as part of This guy is... Wow.
Chinese experts on the ground to actually get ground truth to study this virus, get all the information to both help the spread, prevent the spread further in China.
Get ground truth to study this virus, get all the information to both help the spread, prevent the spread further in China, but also global spread of this virus.
You got the clip of the day for finding that one.
I think I deserve it in this case.
A double whammy.
Yeah, it's a double.
You got the tell, the cough, and you got the slip.
Gotta help the spread, man.
Oh, I mean... Oh, my goodness.
We're at the dinner table conversation.
We're talking about some other aspects of this, which includes, if they have a clue, She's a brunette, though.
Now, this is what they do on Court TV now, is they're following the Weinstein case very closely, and they buy the transcript immediately after the testimonies.
They get them from the court recorders, and then they reenact the testimony with some actors that do a pretty good job of of making you think that you're hearing the real testimonies even though this is not is it just audio or do they do they reenact the whole the audio just oh that's good that's cool And so here is the podcast.
I flipped I clipped a few things out of this is about two minutes.
I clipped a few things out because it would have been too long because there's a lot of lot of interruptions and they got out of the court to get the judge in there bitching and moaning.
And but there's stuff in here that is truly disgusting.
Describe what was happening to you and what your interaction with him was.
Objection foundation judge overruled.
He would talk very dirty to me about- Objection.
Foundation.
Overruled.
Fantasies and things and compare me to other actresses that he said were doing kinky- Objection.
Kinky, dirty things with him.
Judge, can we approach- Overruled.
No.
He always wanted to film me.
Objection.
Did you ever give him permission to do that?
I never gave him permission.
Question and answer stands.
Next question.
What was the relationship?
Describe the relationship for the jury.
It would be basically him wanting to see me and just needing a fix like a drug addict.
Objection!
What's going on here?
What would he say to you?
All right, first of all, holy crap!
This should be a podcast!
I don't know what Court TV is doing, but this is podcastable material right here.
This is really good.
We return.
And just needing a fix like a drug addict?
Objection!
What's going on here?
What would he say to you?
What would he do with you?
What would you say to him?
What would you do with him?
He would say, do you like my big fat Jewish sh**?
Objection!
Objection!
Judge, may we approach?
Okay.
If you would step down there for a moment.
Judge, I'm asking that those answers be stricken and the prosecutor be directed to move on.
Request denied.
Next question.
Ms.
Mann, can you describe to the jury the defendant's physicality?
The first time I saw him fully naked.
Objection!
Unresponsive.
Overruled.
I thought... Objection!
Overruled.
I thought he was deformed and intersex.
Objection!
He has an extreme scarring that I didn't know if maybe he was a burn victim, but it would make sense.
Objection!
Overruled.
He does not have testicles and it appears like he has a vagina.
Objection!
Overruled.
And does the defendant also have a penis?
Objection!
Leading!
He does have a penis.
Overruled.
Did you engage in non-forcible sexual situations with the defendant?
I engaged in non-forcible oral sex with the defendant.
Did you desire him sexually?
Objection!
She just testified she entered... Overruled.
No.
Why did you continue to have a relationship with him?
There is a lot of layers to that question.
Okay.
Next question.
While you were in this situation with the defendant, what were you feeling towards him?
I saw him the way I saw my father.
Objection.
Overruled.
Next question.
In what way?
My dad had a similar anger.
Objection.
Overruled.
Move on.
Did the defendant at times display anger to you?
Objection.
Foundation.
Yes.
Overruled.
In what way would he In what circumstances would he display anger towards you?
If he heard the word no, it was like a trigger for him.
Objection.
Overruled.
He... Objection.
Overruled.
He also... He also peed on me once.
Objection.
Foundation.
Overruled.
He would, um... It was... It was like being discarded after I served my purpose.
Objection.
Sustained.
I think this is fantastic.
I do have a follow-up on this, though, regarding the state of his sexual organs, as I... By the way, because it's so disgusting, you only get a borderline, but you do get that.
Because it really brings the quality of all Clip of the Day's down to just, like, gutter level.
I don't think I've seen Anderson Cooper so mad on air before.
Can you ever remember a time when Cooper was mad?
Like, just mad and saying bullshit and... You have a clip of this?
Maybe you'll join me in the fight to reform our criminal justice system and actually do something about the problem of over-sentencing blacks and Latinos.
I learned that when I was there.
Okay.
What's sad is that you hadn't actually learned that when you mattered, when you actually were the governor.
You talk about working for the criminal justice reform.
There's a lot of people in Chicago, there's a lot of people in Illinois who actually like spit up when you say that because when you were actually in power and when you were actually governor and you could have helped thousands.
Who do you think Cooper is talking about there with a lot of people spit up when you talk about that?
And by the way, Anderson Cooper is of course part of the National Security Bureaucracy.
He was CIA.
It's like everyone knows that at least he was there part of the time.
What is his connection to all this that he's so mad and people are spitting up when they hear him talk like this?
You have to ask the question, what is Blago saying that has set him off on this tangent of anger?
What he said is that No, I know what he... I mean, I understand what he said technically, but what's it got to do with him?
What's it got to do with... that's so personal to Cooper?
That is the right question.
...cases, you blew it off.
The governor after you inherited a huge backlog, nearly 3,000 clemency petitions that you failed to review.
In fact, you were sued by... you were sued as governor by Cabrini-Green Legal Aid to try and pressure you to actually pay attention to clemency cases Instead of extorting people for money and campaign contributions.
So it's a little ironic and frankly a little sad and pathetic and hypocritical, you talking about, you know, commuting, getting a, you get a commutation of a sentence, which is within the President's right, but you ignored a whole hell of a lot of other people who are hoping you might give them clemency when you actually matter.
So actually, you know what, I'm happy to, it wasn't a question, it was a statement.
I'd be happy to work with people on criminal justice reform, but I wouldn't work with you.
And why does Pooper all of a sudden say he's happy to work with people?
Is he a politician?
He's happy to work with people?
Isn't he supposed to be a journalist host?
I'm telling you, this is someone who's been told to take this boy down is what's going on here.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Okay, can I answer that?
Oh, this is what it is.
Okay, I'd like to address that.
When you've been put where I was, and you have all the time that I was given to think and look back on some of the things you might have done different, that's certainly an area that you talked about that I certainly wish I would have done more on.
There's no question about that.
Fair enough.
That's among my biggest regrets.
I didn't know how corrupt the criminal justice system was until it did it to me.
Oops, oops, oops, oops.
Now, Pooper, at this point, his mouth is scrunched up, his eyes are spitting fire, And that was a wake-up call.
Having said that, I want to say one thing about me as governor.
When the cases came to me, and I was given files about people who were seeking clemency or pardons, I acted appropriately.
Actually, no, they sat on your desk and that's why you were sued.
I mean, that is the case.
But I did clemencies and I did pardons.
I didn't do nearly enough.
It wasn't a priority.
I would acknowledge that.
I didn't go to the office every day doing that.
Instead, I was giving health care to all the children.
to our seniors and the disabled.
Actually, you were holding up money to hospitals in order to get campaign contributions.
But, um, listen, Governor...
No, see, that's a big lie.
They got $8 million from me, and I was sent to prison for things that aren't crimes.
They got it after you had left.
I promised that I ordered it before that happened, and they got it while I was governor.
That is not factual.
Okay.
Governor Blagojevich, I do wish you the best.
I really, I'm glad for your family that you're out.
I don't know, by the way you're asking me questions.
I'm sorry, I appreciate you having me on.
No, no, but just honestly, I just, look, I have no problem with you getting out.
I think, you know, the President can meet whoever he wants.
I just think, I wish, you know, you're besmirching prosecutors who actually, uh, Well, no, it's not bullshit.
I lived it myself.
government, but prosecutors are important in our system, and you are going after the very basis of our justice system, which has plenty of problems.
But part of the thing is you got out, you do have an obligation to at least admit what you did wrong, and you refuse to do that, and you're creating a whole new alternate universe of facts.
And that may be big in politics today, but it's still, frankly, just bullshit.
We've got to live it there.
Well, no, it's not bullshit.
I lived it myself.
It's not bullshit at all.
So, Anderson is now the hero of prosecutors?
This is a state, you have to be reminded, that had a slew of people on death row and two or three young journalists, I happen to know one of them, went in there as a project, I think, at the University of Illinois, one of the schools,
And they discovered that all these cases were all bullcrap cases and a judge had to release a ton of people from the Illinois prison system for phony baloney prosecutions that were all all crooked.
Ah, so this is why.
Oh, of course.
Got to protect those guys.
Let's not drag anything up.
It's quite disappointing.
Although, fine.
I just find it fascinating.
I give you ten points.
I'll give you Clip of the Day for that.
Oh, you're just trying to make me feel good.
What?
Because you've been smacking your lips the whole show?
I got cotton mouth!
What can I tell you?
Cotton mouth!
It's like I'm sorry.
Take a drink of... Yeah, I have been drinking decaf coffee from a plastic machine.
Well, we do have, you know, we do have sources that say that Pete was never gay in Harvard.
Yeah, I wasn't gay until... They had a meeting, him and his buddies... They had a meeting and then he was gay!
They had a meeting in Malta, which is a known CIA kind of a clandestine meeting spot.
Yeah.
And he comes out of the Malta meeting and he's gay.
I think it's after he met Dick Pound.
Dick Pound.
No, Dick Pound came later.
He came later.
Uh, so uh, the guy's a very sketchy character.
Yeah, but he's done, because, I mean, next to Bloomberg is like a small-town guy.
I understand what they were trying to do, and they make him the new Obama, and maybe that's why they wanted him to be gay, because when he did this... That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying, exactly!
Yeah, because they needed a minority.
You know, they said, well, he should be a minority.
Whoever in the CIA came up with the gay idea, I think that was a mistake.
Here's the Pete and the gay pill clip.
Oh, okay.
Hold on a second.
Leaning back.
If you could, if there was a pill, if there was a pill that I could take and not be gay anymore, I would have jumped on it.
When did he say this?
When did he say this?
This was recently because he's got his husband sitting there in the front.
Oh my god!
You never heard this one?
No!
Oh, I'm gonna play it again.
I'm gonna play the whole thing.
Oh my god.
If you could, if there was a pill, If there was a pill that I could take and not be gay anymore, I would have jumped on it.
And thank God I didn't, because then I would not have the amazing marriage that I have now to Chasten.
And... Now, here's... Wow!
I'm confused by his use of past and present tense in this sentence.
Where's my clip of the day?
Well, hold on, you're gonna get a...
People who ask are skipped.
In Holland we say, mensen die vragen worden overgeslagen.
Translates to, when you ask you get skipped.
Let me just hear this typical Dutch, by the way.
If you could, if there was a pill, if there was a pill that I could take and not be gay anymore, I would have jumped on it.
And thank God I didn't, because...
Wow.
Well, I do not understand why the LGBTQQIAPPK community is not outraged by this.
Well, a couple things.
First of all, yeah, you're right, there's a mixed... I mean, if you're saying when I was a kid I was so freaked out, I was so confused, could I take an anti-gay pill?
Okay, but that's not exactly the way it came out.
And since this was a visual, they cut to his husband and he had a look on his face like, what?
It was not a good look.
I hear Gilead's working on that.
Anti-gay pill, Pete.
I think this is... In the world of gayness... I don't know what he was thinking.
In the world of gayness... What?
I don't know what he was thinking to say that.
He just... And you could tell he was stammering.
Yeah, but in the world of gayness, I think that most people I know and love would say, what a dumbass shit thing to say.
That just, it seems like counterintuitive to the whole message that he's supposed to portray.
Which sounds like something Pence would say.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Hmm.
All right.
So, anyway, I thought that was kind of revealing.
I have a few random clips that Tom Starkweather sent to me.
Well, I got one more out of the debates.
Okay.
One second ISO.
This is not a good clip.
But it was suggested by one of our producers and I heard it and I said, I'll clip and see if it works.
But it doesn't work as well as I'd like.
This is the Barack Obama was abroad clip.
Barack Obama was abroad.
No.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
You can't clip it tight enough.
It's not funny.
No, it's not funny.
Okay, here is just some random clips.
Amy Klobuchar.
Because I know the vaccine is out there in the head of some kid right now in school in Columbia, South Carolina, or Houston, Texas, and it's investing in education.
No, Amy.
We already knew Gilead was going to solve all your problems.
So, no.
Bloomberg, a favorite of the ADOS community.
And I know a lot of black people that if they were white, it would have been a lot easier for them.
I know a lot of black people.
It's just not a good... You don't start sentences like that if you're trying to appeal to everybody.
Bloomberg again.
But right now, I'm sorry if she heard what she thought she heard or whatever happened.
I didn't take any pleasure in that.
Okay.
And here's Pete.
I'll tell you what the Russians want.
They don't have a political party.
They want chaos.
And chaos is what is coming our way.
Okay.
And Warren.
I talk to people in selfie lines every day.
Oh, she's an amazing woman.
She talks to people in selfie lines every single day.
I want to say something about that.
And by the way, that's the stupidest thing I've heard in the whole debates.
I talked to people in selfie lines.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In other words, people, that's who she talks to.
That's her.
That's her source of information.
They're lined up to take a selfie at the end of the debates.
Joe went down and mingled with the audience and was doing selfie after selfie with everybody who had a phone.
$1,800 a seat donors.
That's not just an audience.
Of course he's going to go down there and talk to them.
Oh, there you go.
That's right.
I forget that element.
But the thing I noticed is that Joe, no matter what phone they gave him, knew how to do selfies.
Wow, you're piling on, man, that's really bad.
And by the way, unlike you, I remember to give you your clip of the day.
Well deserved, John, well deserved.
I'm not like you that tries to get away with not playing it.
You mentioned...
You're the man with the button.
I do have another kind of odd example of...
Yeah, of Biden.
He's talking about China.
I got a couple of Bidens, too, for you.
No, throw this one out, then we'll switch over.
Here's the last point.
If you take a look at it, China... China's not gonna... China... And that's not... I'm not happy about this.
Doesn't have enough water.
W-A-T-E-R.
They're talking about spending tens of billions, hundreds of billions of dollars to try to turn around the river so their population have potable water to drink.
Forty percent of their land is polluted with cadmium.
They can't grow things.
We're in a situation where they have two million Uyghurs, Muslims, in prison camps in the mountains.
You see what's happening in Hong Kong, and now what they're trying to do with regard to Thailand.
Folks, the idea that they are a competition, they're going to beat us, is bizarre!
Wow, Joe.
Wow!
Wow, Joe.
And it's Water, W-A-T-E-R.
Why did he spell Water?
What possibly could I confuse Water with?
Or is he just doing like, kind of like a rap?
I can't tell you this, but I'm giving you a borderline clip of the day for that find.
Like a hip-hop guy.
I'm Joe to the B, got my W-A-T-E-R, Water!
I don't know what he's doing.
What's he talking about?
I don't know, but I- it's so un- it's- I really feel uncomfortable about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Very, very upset and call and talk of war.
Actual war is now on the table.
Can you surmise who I'm speaking of?
Jory Reed.
Close.
Chunk!
Uh, Chunk.
Chunk, Chunk, Chunk Uger.
And he was pissed!
We thought we, look, a week ago, I would have told you, I did tell you, Super Tuesday, I think we got this.
Remember, we're talking about Whisper of a Dream, I think it might be over on Super Tuesday.
So I'm not saying this on behalf of TYT or anything like that.
We thought it was almost over, Bernie was going to win.
Now it's not over.
Now we're in a tie.
And now we got absolute Dig in warfare against the establishment.
But we didn't start the war.
They'll lie about it again.
We didn't start the war.
They started the war.
They've been lying about Bernie Sanders.
For God's sake, I'm Castro.
I can give you a thousand examples.
Bernie Sanders said the same exact thing as Obama.
Everyone on TV is lying like, my God, what an outrageous thing Bernie Sanders said.
Obama said the same thing.
No, shut up.
Don't cover it, don't cover it, don't cover it.
Obama said the same thing.
Is Obama pro Fidel Castro?
Same exact thing.
God damn it, tell the truth.
God damn it, tell the truth.
If you're not gonna do it, we're gonna do it, okay?
And so you wanna go to war, we'll go to war.
And that is what this is.
We cannot let Biden win.
Guys, not just on progressives versus establishment.
This is so important.
I need you to understand this.
Biden is not gonna beat Trump.
Biden is either near senile or actually senile.
Watch any of the tapes.
And Biden lies nonstop.
He's gonna get caught.
Okay, the media is covering for him, but they're not gonna be able to cover when the Republicans come for him.
And when Trump comes for him, he's not gonna beat Trump.
The establishment candidate is less likely to beat Trump anyway.
We just had 2016, the establishment candidate lost to a doofus like Trump.
And now here we go, an establishment candidate that is far worse with his mental faculties under question.
His record worse than Hillary Clinton's.
He lies a thousand times more than Hillary Clinton did, right?
And you're going to run that guy against Trump, and we're going to lose to Trump again and maybe lose our democracy?
Hell no.
Bernie Sanders is going to win this race.
And I'm telling you right now, and it's not just, hey, let's go fight.
It's also a prediction.
Biden is not capable of winning this, and we're not doing any brokered convention where they give it to someone who didn't get less votes.
Not going to happen.
Bernie Sanders is going to be the nominee.
I'm telling you right now.
Yes.
So a couple things.
One... Wow!
Yeah, I feel bad for... I'm giving you a clip of the day for that when you're done with your talk.
Well, I'll take it right now if you don't mind.
I hate to forget it, like I sometimes do.
How deluded!
Who do you think has the better relationship with the unions?
It should be Bernie, I would presume, right?
There's no evidence of this.
Biden is old school Democrat, old union guy.
I'll tell you why I ask.
I'm talking about big unions.
I'm talking United Auto Workers.
Is that big?
It's as big as it is, yes.
One of the biggest.
I've been a member twice, I might add.
So here's my question.
I find it incredibly coincidental that after five years, five years they've been working on this case, just four days, with the weekend, four days before the primary in Michigan, We have this story.
The United States of- Michigan, of course.
Detroit, Michigan.
Motor City.
The United States of America is charging Mr. Jones with one count of conspiracy to embezzle union funds and conspiracy to aid racketeering activity.
This is the former United Auto Workers chief who has been indicted for these horrible crimes!
Listen to them!
In one count of conspiracy to defraud the United States by failing to pay taxes on over $1 million that he and his cohort stole from the UAW.
The allegations are that in connection with his UAW roles, Mr. Jones conspired with other UAW officials to steal over $1 million in UAW money and property.
Instead of that cash and property going to help the men and women of the union, Mr. Jones spent it on his own personal enjoyment and on the whims of other high-ranking union officials.
Mr. Jones, together with UAW officials Vance Pearson and Edward Robinson, spent UAW money on items that the workers of the union could scarcely afford.
These improper expenses were completely unrelated to union business, such as Luxury condos and villas in California, lavish dinners at expensive restaurants, premium liquor, five sets of custom-made golf clubs specially designed by a golf pro, horseback riding on the beach.
Now, there's a couple more in here.
But yes, I found it here.
The United Auto Workers endorsed Bernie Sanders.
So the way I read this is, this is Bernie Sanders.
You really want, this is the guy who works with these people.
But these people, this is your unions.
You want, oh, this is horrible.
And look at what they're doing.
I love the specification of these horrible crimes.
This is designed by a golf pro, horseback riding on the beach. - Over $100,000 in golf green fees, golf clothing, sunglasses, and tips for caddies.
Tips!
Over $60,000 in high-end cigars, humidors, and cigar paraphernalia.
Over $8,000 in spa treatments for UAW officials and their spouses.
And much, much more.
I'm thinking we gotta find us a union.
Sounds like party.
This is really a great clip.
They're doing this to screw Bernie.
Let's analyze that for a moment.
The golf, the emphasis on golf, of course, is Trump.
It's just like elitist Trump.
Horseback riding on the beach, this is not what a union man would do.
It would have been better if he said romantic horseback rides on the beach.
This is part of the It's kind of like a reverse smear to make Bernie an elitist.
All these socialists, they want to take your money and they're going to use it for their own pleasure.
And which is what you wanted, the kind of argument you want to sell people and to kill this idea of socialists being, you know, anything but assholes stealing your money.
And then they, the ones they're driving around the big luxury cars and they're making you do all the work.
And tips for caddies.
And tips for caddies.
And so, and so this is a, this is really, and again, it would, and the party that would be tight with the, a lot of dimensions are the, The upper echelons of the Democrats, and that this would be the way to go.
This is a fantastic clip, and you're right, it's all about Bernie.
It's all about embarrassing Bernie in some awkward way, once they gave the endorsement to Bernie.
There's no reason the UAW should endorse Bernie, by the way, that I can tell.
There's nothing connected to it.
And when one of us has a really great clip and the other one appreciates it, what do we do?
Well, what we do usually, but as you mentioned one time ago, that if somebody actually asks for it... If you ask, you get skipped.
Alright, so you're mean.
Give yourself the clip of the day.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Everyone's calling for it, man.
I mean, if anything, you've got to be worried about this stuff, NRA.
Hey, this is what it is.
And the COVID-19 pandemic could lead to a ban on guns and alcohol in one Illinois town.
Champaign's mayor signing an executive order declaring a coronavirus emergency.
It includes ordinances that allow her to ban the sale of firearms and booze.
Spokesman for the city says they might not be implemented, but are in place to protect the welfare and safety of our community.
There are currently no cases of coronavirus in Champaign, Illinois, and those are your headlines.
Okay, I'm gonna give you Clip of the Week for that.
Oh, thank you very much!
For Clip of the Day, Clip of the Day.
I'll take it!
This is the kind of a-holes these little towns have running them.
Mm-hmm.
I took a YouTube video which had been going around and I tightened it up and I realized that it would work really well for audio.
At least that's how I felt about it this morning.
This is a supercut, a compilage if you will, of every single big brand coronavirus commercial running on television right now.
Did you see this thing?
Nope.
Okay, good, because it'll work.
They all start off with the same Apple GarageBand somber piano music, and there's a little montage, you'll hear it, and then they all go into the exact same format of programming you, based on your emotions, to buy their product because they're your family, they're loyal to you, gosh darn it.
Have a listen to every single Corona commercial today.
All the intros are like this.
When we first opened our doors.
Since 1926.
Since 1978.
For 60 years.
For 75 years.
For over 80 years.
In 90 years.
Over 100 years.
Nationwide has been on your side.
Restaurants have always been there for you.
Nissan has been with you through thick and thin.
We will do what we've always done.
Take care of people.
We're people.
People.
People.
People and family.
Family.
Families.
During this time of great uncertainty.
During these uncertain times.
During these uncertain times.
Uncertain times.
In uncertain times.
Uncertain times.
Unprecedented times.
This unprecedented moment in our history.
This time of social distancing.
While things have slowed down.
As we turn more inside.
Notice the up-tempo.
The doors may be closed.
While the distance between us has gotten bigger.
The more we stay apart, we still find ways to stay close, even when we're apart.
Even if we can't stand closer than six feet, there's still ways to touch each other.
All without leaving the comfort and safety of your home.
Without leaving the safety of your home.
From home.
Your home.
Home.
Stay home, slaves!
Home.
Home.
That's the key.
Buick and GMC are here to help.
Current Edison is here to help.
Here to help.
Our teams are here.
We are here.
We're here.
We're here.
Here for you.
Here for you.
We're here for you.
We're here for you.
We are here for you.
We'll be here for you.
Runnings is here for you.
We're still here for you.
We're with you.
We're part of your community.
So you can trust us.
You can count on us.
And we'll get through this.
Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together. Together.
Okay, we're not done yet because now we have to go up tempo towards the end of the song.
Everyone's happy, we're skateboarding in the house, and now we have to clap!
We have to clap for the first responders, and for the nurses, and the doctors!
We love them all, they're the best!
Clap, clap, clap!
Please come, please come.
And you've probably seen every single one of those.
And that is what has been programmed into your brain.
Who put that one together?
Who put it together?
I have it in the show notes somewhere.
Who put it together?
Well, I'm going to give you a clip of the day for finding it.
Thank you.
There's also, there's another... That is a real, that is a fabulous clip.
It really works.
I mean, it's just because it's so, it's so manipulative.
It is incredibly, it's, it's stupid, manipulative.
It's actually evil.
And here's Pelosi and Pelosi was on with, was Pelosi with, um, Well, let me see.
But you'll get the idea, it's only a short clip.
I just want to review that timetable because when I heard Mitch on the floor the other day, he was saying we have all these things in here that we... This was Pelosi doing a little presser, actually.
And she's angry at Mitch McConnell and angry at the President.
But listen to what she's angry for!
I just want to review that timetable because when I heard Mitch on the floor the other day, he was saying we have all these things in here that we ask for.
No, you reject it.
No, you reject it.
But speaking of Mitch, what's gotten into him?
Well, it's an indication.
The president is asking people to inject Lysol into their lungs.
And Mitch is saying... Whoa!
The president is asking people to inject Lysol into their wounds.
I thought you hyperventilated for a moment there.
I... Well, I... I'm surprised they didn't have a heart attack.
I'm giving you a clip of the day for finding that one.
I never heard that one.
What a horrible witch!
Well, before you go on, because Pelosi did say something there on the interest rates will never get lower.
Let's play another Trump clip.
from his uh when his little meeting there trump on negative interest rates well i'm a believer in negative rates only if other countries that are competitors are
Look, Germany, they're an ally, they're friends of ours, but they're still competitors of trade and other things.
So Germany, Japan, others have negative rates.
And I think if they do, we're the most prime of the world.
You know, it's based, many countries based on the dollar.
The dollar is by far the strongest, most powerful currency in the world.
We've made it more powerful.
We've made it stronger.
They're going to have the advantage of negative rates.
We should too.
I feel strongly we should have negative rates.
Negative rates is basically where they pay you interest if you borrow money.
This is a new one.
I've been looking for something like that all my life.
That's a pretty good one.
But certainly if other countries are going to be paid for Wow!
Wow!
Just step the hell back and take this one!
Think of it.
They're borrowing money.
Instead of paying interest, they're getting paid.
It's the craziest thing.
But you know what?
Other countries are doing it.
Look at Germany.
Look at Japan.
Look at others.
And we're the most prime in the world right now.
And we have the currency and we have the power of the dollar.
Wow.
Wow.
Just step the hell back and take this one.
Are you kidding me?
So Trump is all in on the negative interest rates.
Well, there you go.
Not only is he in, he wants it and Powell doesn't want it and Pelosi's full of shit when she says it won't go any lower.
Right?
The end is near.
Oh my God.
So, well, of course, from his perspective, we're not competitive with our rates.
So we have to go to negative interest rates.
Woo!
That's going to be fun.
Now, your guy came out some time ago saying that this Tiger King thing is going to be the big hit and all the rest of it.
Yeah, I think that was right.
It was the hit of the lockdown.
So I found a reviewer that I think nails it.
And it also produced a number of ISOs that will work out.
We like that.
And this review is very famous.
You might recognize him by his voice.
But let's play Tiger King Review.
Hey Twitter World, yours truly.
I just got back from the golf course where I actually played pretty well.
It's OJ.
Now it's back at home, back to the couch and back to television.
Listen.
I've had so many people on my case asking me to watch some show called Tiger King.
Well, yesterday I watched this show, and oh my God, is America in this bad of shape?
I watched about six episodes of this show, and I couldn't believe what I was looking at.
White people!
What's with you and wild animals?
Leave them animals alone!
You've never seen Mike Tyson, OJ?
This show is crazy, but it's so crazy you kind of keep watching.
One thing I will say, there's not a shred of doubt in my mind that that lady's husband is Tiger Shishimi right now.
I'm just saying.
Take care and I hope you find something better to watch.
Wow.
Peak irony on OJ.
I thought so.
Blaming the woman, Carol.
Hey, big cats and kittens.
Blaming Carol on feeding her husband, killing her husband.
The irony is boing, boing, boing.
A winner.
You know what?
Just because it's OJ, so it's like shooting in front of open goal.
So I think borderline is appropriate.
Borderline.
Clip of the day.
But it's not just MSNBC.
Absolutely.
Fox Business News, Neil Cavuto, he seems to like the death thing himself.
Listen closely.
It's numbers.
Listen closely.
Extensively.
The spike in cases is not coming with a spike in deaths, sadly enough.
That's the one thing you look at.
That's a big word.
It's not coming with deaths.
What did he say?
We've heard this extensively.
The spike in cases is not coming with a spike in deaths, sadly enough.
That's the one thing you look at because that's a big worry.
What?
Sadly.
Yeah, I don't... He said sadly enough in regards to the death toll.
Yes.
Yes.
Sad.
Sad.
I wish I could report more death and destruction.
I just can't do it.
Yeah, you'd spike his numbers.
That's pathetic.
I just don't have it.
I'm so sorry.
That's why I'm giving you a clip of the day for that because I'm so... Adam Curry.
John C. Devorah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, I'm out of control.
Did we already do this?
No, I can't stop it.
Stop it.
I can't.
This is no agenda.
Can you not stop it?
What?
Give him some new gear, people.
What the heck just happened?
Oh my goodness.
That was, that was a... The Tourette's... No, no man, that was a MIDI control freakout.
Hold on a second.
All I wanted was my clip of the day and now that won't even play.
Don't worry.
If you're listening to this on the live stream, it'll never make it to the show.
I'll clip it all out.
No, you won't.
No, I won't.
It's too good.
It's good radio.
But I can't get it to fire now.
Hold on a second.
You can, but then you don't get it.
I'm pulling it back.
Right, but I don't know if anything else works either.
No, it doesn't.
The whole thing's dead?
Well, maybe this will help.
If I just jiggle the handle, maybe it'll come back to life.
But, alright.
So, I'll have to earn my clip of the day.
Again.
Then we have coming out of the woodworks, senior executive of a Texas emergency room chain.
And he posted this publicly on Twitter.
And this has been picked up by, well, the Gateway Pundit, woohoo.
Let me just tell you what he says.
Where are we?
Oh crap, I've lost my spot here.
Oh, this is mainly about the hospital ICUs.
And I have actually a clip to go with this.
What we're hearing now is we have an increase.
So yes, deaths are not following the cases, even though these cases are super inflated, because we now know there could be a factor of 15 of contact traces that are added to this cases list.
And even this, I mean, I don't know.
Is that really true?
Is that what they're doing?
I saw the document.
They showed it in the city council meeting.
I presume that's what's happening.
But then we have the deaths.
Well, there are more people dying.
I mean, it's not like last month, and it's increasing, and it's not exactly like the beginning where the deaths were following the cases, but there are people dying, and it's more than last month.
Well, there's an explanation for that.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
workers, paramedics and doctors and nurses.
It's really taking a toll on the nation and the health care system in general, especially, you know, with the increased number of hospitalizations and cases, it puts a strain during July, which is a very important time of year because we tend to see more deaths in the month of July because of the new health care professionals that which is a very important time of year because we tend to see more deaths So we've got a lot to do.
It comes down to simple measures.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're about to make something really important point about masks, but what did you tell me?
You just said that in the month of July you see death rates increase because you've got new students or medical, you know, professionals coming online?
Sure.
So yes, July is when, yes.
So it's not so much that that's the fact, but you know, this is a medical professional going, sure.
It's not like she's horrified.
Matter of fact.
Yeah, sure.
Students or medical professionals coming online?
Sure.
So yes, July is when, yes, July is typically the month where we have people who, doctors, they graduate medical school and they enter residency.
So sometimes we tend to see increase in the rates of medical errors and deaths.
That's just something that, you know, is well known in the medical field.
So that just goes to show you.
Wow.
Isn't that incredible to hear that?
You get Clip of the Day, you picked it up.
Oh, I finally did it!
Yes, and it works!
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Clip of the Day!
That was a phenomenal clip.
Children!
Stop it!
On all sides, children, stop it!
Tears can only come for everybody.
No one's going to win.
By the way, those tears were violence.
I have the, I have a clip.
Here's our violence.
Well, you didn't know this.
No, help.
So I went to the Blocked and Reported web podcast and there was a woman on there who had an early experience with the white fragility chick.
Hold on, hold on.
What is the Blocked and Reported website?
We've talked about this.
This is Katie Hodgkins or whatever her name is.
It's a Blocked and Reported.
These are the guys that are tracking Uh, the, this, you know, the social cancellation, you know, being canceled.
Oh, cancel.
Okay.
This is, we've talked about this podcast.
I've had clips before.
Yes.
I recall now.
Okay.
I gotcha.
Gotcha.
So she's got this woman on who, who ran, who, who was an early company.
I'm already giddy.
I can't help it.
The woman comes, I don't believe me.
This could have, I could have played an hour, but I just got the one clip.
I just want to, cause I can, I'll summarize most of it.
She was part of a theater group that was doing a black play, and apparently the N-word was in the play, but it was because it was a sensitive audience, so somebody dropped it out, and some stage guy, stage manager in the back on a mic says, what are we supposed to say?
Then they used the word right there on the spot and it brought the place into a tizzy because somebody said the word.
And so they had to bring this woman in who was doing these gigs where she comes in and lectures you about how you're insensitive and that's where the little bombshell happens at the end of this report.
You can play it.
What happened to lead to your introduction to Robyn D'Angelo?
Robyn D'Angelo was brought on board at the company as a racial sensitivity consultant after we had an incident regarding the N-word.
It got really, really heated.
There was some publicity about it even in the local press.
And one of my organization's immediate responses about the whole thing was that we were going to start it on this EDI journey.
An EDI?
That stands for Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion.
And so can you give me a little bit more detail about the incident?
So was this, did someone call someone else the N-word?
Was it like that or was it more like a sort of microaggression?
Well, that would have been really awful, right?
If someone called someone the N-word.
It was not that.
It was, um, a stagehand was on, was like miked into like the backstage, uh, miked system.
And the stagehand asked a question.
This is purportedly what happened.
I wasn't there.
This is the story.
The stagehand asked a question about what they had just heard in the script being spoken online.
The play at the time that was being performed was a mostly Black cast.
It was a play about African-American experience in this neighborhood in New York City, and I guess there's like a pause in the script where the character sort of implies a word that's not said, and the stagehand basically asked into the mic, did she just say the n-word?
But the stagehand said the n-word, Um, and it got out that that was said because there was like an intercom system and so the cast Heard the N-word being said, and then all hell broke loose.
There was accusations that the company didn't initially handle it correctly, that there was some apology from the stagehand to the cast for saying the word out loud, but the apology wasn't enough, or they had issues with how that was handled, and then there was a big all-staff meeting Oh!
about it so that it could all be aired out in the open.
And that was that was that staff meeting was like unlike anything I had seen.
It was a fucking shit show, Katie.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Lots of crying.
White tears.
Definitely a lot of white tears, but in our defense, we didn't have Robin yet telling us that white tears were violent, so we just didn't know any better.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Clip of the day.
And the second edible had just kind of hit.
White tears are violence.
I'm writing it down.
I mean, just for myself.
Oh my goodness.
And that is D'Angelo.
That is the white fragility lady.
She's up in her game.
So I have a few clips and they're just kind of snippets of the kind of things that were going on at this meeting, including... I'm going to start with... Okay, let's start with this one.
Okay, they start yelling at each other.
There's a Latino, the vice president, This guy, by the way, walked out on the meeting, even though it was a Zoom meeting.
This guy's a Latinx VP, and he's really mad because they've been yelling at each other.
Let's go with this.
EDU meeting Latino VP goes after social justice warrior.
Okay.
Nonsense.
That doesn't make a child learn.
That doesn't teach a poor kid anything.
Okay, so Ms.
Broshy, before you start making accusations about me, about my one vote, you ought to get to know me.
You ought to sit down and have lunch with me.
But perhaps you don't know very many Latino people, and you don't have lunch with them.
Perhaps you don't know very many poor blacks.
So before you make these conclusions and draw these assumptions... What assumptions had she made about him?
This part of it was not on the original clips.
No!
She had demeaned him in an accidental way.
And she was just going off on everybody.
We're talking about this one woman who's going to come in after he berates her.
And you have to imagine her, she's kind of a sizable...
young woman with big breasts and she's and she's one of these types that she has a lavalier that she's holding in front of her mouth my favorite you've seen this so wrong idiots with lavaliers they think it's a stand mic or something i think it's actually i think it's actually one of those um phone like for a for a mobile phone an older version of a mobile phone where you have kind of a control unit and the microphone
that's part of the wire and she's plugged that into her computer apparently so she's yelling in she's holding that thing over to her mouth like a like an idiot Thank you.
Yeah, okay, finish.
You ought to get to know me.
And you know, I'd like to get to know you.
I'd like to get to know Shino.
But for some reason, I don't deserve a say.
And that's all I have to say.
And I agree.
And I support Maud Maron.
And I support what she's doing with the NYSEP grant and the integration effort.
And I am sure that we can get there if you just let her work and if you in good faith reach out to her and to others that don't happen to disagree with your hollow and shallow diversity of pronouncements thank you very much so let me be clear Edward, actually, Eric, can I please jump in?
I'd like to give other council members a chance to speak before we... No, no, no, I want to say something because I was called out by name multiple times and I want to acknowledge... I made a mistake.
I'm Edward, I want to apologize to you.
Edward, are you going to give me a space to apologize?
I want to acknowledge that Calling out the one vote was an example of white privilege and it was an example of trying to silence the legitimacy of your space on this council.
That was a mistake.
And I am apologizing.
Edward, I am apologizing and you don't have to accept my apology.
And there's work, everyone has work to do.
And I have work to do.
I have 40 plus years of white supremacy I need to undo.
And that was unfair of me to make that point.
And I don't want to silence your voice.
And your voice has merit, Edward.
And I did sit with you before this council started.
And I would talk to you again.
And I'm sorry that, and I acknowledge that my words hurt you.
So, this is, I think, around page 26 of the Industrial Society and its Future, also known as the Unabomber's Manifesto, where he speaks of this over-socialization, where everybody is going to offend everybody in some way all the time, and this is the result.
Add to that the technological component of a Zoom call, which just screws up life altogether.
Welcome to your future!
Let's play console bickering apologize more.
Jeez, this is so much better than the clips I would have made, so I'm glad you did that, because I didn't see any of this part of it.
This is dynamite.
One of the things we should all learn to do, and I'm learning to do this, When somebody tells you that you did something wrong, the first thing to do is reflect on that and then apologize.
Even if you don't agree, you apologize.
That's what Robin did.
That is what you do when somebody says you did something wrong and you hurt them.
You're supposed to say, I'm sorry.
And that's how that works, Tom.
Some people said you hurt them.
You may not agree, but the least you can do is, I'm sorry I hurt you.
That is what grown-ups do.
So it's okay for you to call Tom not grown-up now?
Is that what you're saying?
Well, you can be the judge of it.
What do grown-ups do when somebody says, you hurt me and you don't apologize?
Wow, and these people are indirectly involved with the education of your children.
The joke of this, by the way, this guy, Tom, who she's targeting, who I don't have any clips from him because he's too reasonable.
And finally, he makes this assertion, so Tom comes on and says, oh, okay, well then I felt hurt that you condemned me there, I want your apology.
And no one would apologize to him.
The apologies only go one way.
Oh, I see.
So no one, oh my.
No way to apologize to Tom, because Tom's a dick, apparently, so they didn't like that.
So that's the bickering apologies, and then we had this kind of shaved-head Asian woman, and this is the doing the work clip, which is the keyword.
I want people to realize that the code word is doing the work, which means reading that stupid book, by the way.
I can incorporate this into my sentence.
Excuse me.
Are you, have you not done the work?
Are you, are you, are you using your privilege?
And I'm going to get to that, to that, the parallel of that after this clip, or after the two clips.
We are, we are learning good stuff here, people.
I've done my own work, and some of you have done, I'd like to speak.
I have a lot to say, but I'll keep it short.
It illustrates to me the need for anti-racism training because some of you, definitely, including myself, actually, I would say all of us, don't have the language to really talk about this in a way that's constructive and productive and growth-oriented.
And I have done my own work, and some of you have done work with the CEC.
Marisol hosted Courageous Conversations, and some of you attended.
Clearly, we need more of it.
And that was really the intent of my letter to you, Maud.
I don't see you doing the work.
Oh my goodness!
Oh, just hold on a second.
I don't care.
You can't say anything.
That was, without a doubt, that was it.
I cannot beli- Well, I can.
Sadly, I can believe this, but this has to stop.
Tears will come, people.
This will not end well.
And it's, this is destructive, this is destroying people, and what good is it doing anybody?
So it's not just the consulate in Houston.
That is a problem.
It seems we have an issue in San Francisco as well.
This investigation stems from a move by the Trump administration earlier this year to go after researchers who are here in the United States on student visas but have proven ties to the Chinese military.
This woman named Zhuang Tang was a researcher at UC Davis.
Her visa application stated that she never served in the military but The FBI claims an investigation revealed pictures of her in a type of uniform from the People's Liberation Army.
A further search at her home allegedly revealed evidence on her electronics of her affiliation, according to the FBI.
And they say that on June 20th, she went into the Chinese consulate in San Francisco, where she has been ever since.
Two more students were named in the court documents.
Cheng Song was charged with visa fraud.
She researched neurology at Stanford University.
Her 2018 visa application claimed that she ended military service in 2011, but the FBI says that she is in fact a PLA member.
And Xing Wang was a researcher at UCSF during an interview on June 7th.
He admitted to being an active duty member in the PLA.
They claim that he was instructed by his supervisor in China to copy the layout of the UCSF lab to replicate it when they got back home, and that his devices found studies from UCSF that they allege he planned to share with his PLA lab.
This news comes as the Chinese consulate over in Houston, Texas was ordered to close by the Trump administration today.
Live in the newsroom, Elissa Gamonian, Cronfor News.
Donald Trump don't trust China!
China is asshole!
They're here!
They're spying on us!
And yet, there doesn't seem to be... Oh no!
Russia!
Roger Stone!
That's a great story.
I'm going to give you a clip of the day because that was unknown to me.
Oh, thank you.
And it's your backyard!
I know, I'm embarrassed.
Why would they cover it here?
That would be crazy.
Russia!
Trump!
Orange man bad.
We all know that.
So, vaccines.
You may have noticed that there's a lot of press right now.
Massive trial.
It's the big one.
Big, oh, big effort underway.
America, America's the best.
We're doing it all.
Whoo!
We rock.
Here, massive coronavirus vaccine study gets underway.
Phase 3 clinical trial, big news.
We didn't hear any of this when we had 30,000 people being tested in Houston because that wasn't the vaccine from Moderna.
No, we can't be... The one that you recall the president promoted, the one from Pfizer, and you correctly said, oh those guys are dead.
And they got no ink, nothing, no one heard about their trial even though it was also 30,000 people.
The Moderna is underway and everyone's all happy, except federal chairman Powell for some reason.
I think the truth wanted to come out here.
There's great uncertainty around the development of therapeutics and vaccines.
All of us want them to happen as soon as possible, but we can't plan on that.
We've got to hope for the worst, hope for the best, and plan for the worst.
I love it when that shit happens.
I'm giving you a clip of the day for finding that guy.
Class for the worst!
Whoops!
Whoops!
Didn't mean that.
I need to get rid of this Trump.
So I watched the jazz play, Utah jazz play, god I don't know.
It was so pathetic and they had on the back of their, so the first they had the kneeling.
And way to go, Jonathan Isaac.
Jonathan Isaac, I think it is.
Way to go, man.
He said no.
In fact, do I have a clip of him?
I think I may have a clip.
I was quite impressed by... I guess I don't.
It's crazy.
I thought I had...
I thought I had that all clipped.
I wanted to talk about it.
Oh, here we go.
Jonathan Isaac of the Orlando Magic.
So he didn't put on the Black Lives Matter jersey.
He didn't kneel.
Now you have to know he's an ordained minister.
I think he has a church that he preaches in.
I don't know if it's his or if he's doing some gig work, you know, side hustle.
But when I saw the other jerseys, the players had Say Her Name on the back, Freedom, Equality, Justice.
And the one white guy on the field, on the court, the one white guy had Ally.
It was like, oh my god, this is so pathetic.
Pathetic!
And just Ally.
Like, that's like racist by itself.
You can't have Say Her Name on your shirt!
Ally!
This is Ally!
I felt very allied myself just watching, but here's Jonathan Isaac getting an asinine question from the press and an asinine follow-up.
He's kind of hard to understand, but if you focus, you'll get it.
Make sure you unmute.
Hey, so I have a two-part question for you.
So you didn't kneel during the anthem, but you also didn't wear a Black Lives Matter shirt.
Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
I mean, what kind of a question is that?
Do these children go to journalism school and learn this?
Let's ask the black man.
Apparently they do.
Let's ask the black man if black lives matter.
Come on.
Absolutely.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
For context, was this a black reporter or a white reporter?
Well, she was on the phone, so we don't know.
But she sounds Karen-y to me.
Absolutely.
I believe that black lives matter.
A lot went into my decision, and part of it is, first off, is my thought that kneeling or wearing a Black Lives Matter.
Can you even understand what he's saying?
Yes, I can understand everything he's saying.
Okay, good.
*BOOM* Don't go hand-in-hand with supporting Black Lives.
I do believe that Black Lives matter, but I just felt like it was a decision that I had to make and I didn't feel like putting that shirt on and kneeling or going hand-in-hand with supporting Black Lives or that it made me support Black Lives or not.
I believe that.
For myself, my life has been supported through the gospel of Jesus Christ and that everyone is made in the image of God and that we all for show God's glory.
Am I able to follow up with a quick one?
Yes, please do.
Go ahead.
Okay, so Jonathan, I'm asking this with all sincerity.
I just want to really understand your reasoning for that.
Can you just explain further what you feel like religion has to do with kneeling for the anthem to protest against racism and police brutality?
I mean... Wow!
Thanks for the in-depth question, lady.
What does religion have to do with... Oh, thank you.
And I appreciate Jonathan Isaac.
What a dipshit that woman is.
She just wants a quote for a headline so she can hang up and go write it and be first and post it on Twitter.
Let's do, so I've been listening to C-SPAN.
Yeah, I watched a lot of it myself.
Well, I caught the Collins after the Biden-Harris.
It's the best part, hello?
Everybody knows this.
So I have a few.
I got four clips.
Nice.
I got a Democrat, probably two Democrats, two Republicans.
And I'll start with the Republicans and then this will be the first one.
These are scattered around on the list.
So this one is more call-ins sick.
The only thing I can say, if they get in office, we'll be ruined.
And she will become president if they get in.
Because they're going to get rid of Biden because he's already sick.
Why is he sick?
You know why he's sick.
Go to Robin next in Muncie, Pennsylvania.
You know why he's sick.
And we're off to Muncie.
Hello!
That's good.
In fact, hold on a second.
That is by some odd... No.
It's a borderline.
It was good.
That was funny.
Yeah, I got a kick out of it.
It's mostly this segue that made it worth it.
Of course.
Tuesday night was all about Trump's not a racist.
He's not a racist.
He's not a racist, man.
We got everybody coming on.
Percy Walker, he's not a racist.
Just not a racist, not a racist.
Well, this did not set well with Judy and Yamiche.
Yamiche, what we are seeing is an aggressive attempt on the part of this party and of President Trump to say, I'm not a racist.
We heard that from Hershel Walker a few minutes ago.
We're hearing now from State Representative Jones of Georgia saying this president does have support among black Americans to push back on the narrative that they say is not the whole picture about him.
That's right, and the Republican Party as a whole in 2012 did a really long autopsy trying to figure out how to expand their base and how to diversify the party.
Then came Donald Trump, and he did the exact opposite of what the party said.
He focused on racial division.
He focused on immigration.
He called immigrants rapists and criminals.
He said we needed more police, not less police.
And then, of course, while he's in office, President Trump has really, really beat up on the Black Lives Matter movement.
He's called people anarchists.
He's called them not good for America.
He's really called into question whether or not people should be taking to the streets after we see deaths like Jacob Blake in Wisconsin or George Floyd in Minnesota.
So the RNC tonight is really trying to push back on that notion, but critics of President Trump say that no matter what people around him say, the president himself has really been the person giving his critics their ammunition.
We can think back to his response after Charlottesville when he said there are very fine people that go... No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you blew the kicker, bro!
Then the person giving his critics their ammunition, we can think back to his response after Charlottesville when he said there are very fine people that go to Nazi rallies and even- It's new!
New and improved!
There's not very fine people- Holy shit!
There's not very fine people on both sides- I missed this!
It's very fine people at the Nazi rallies- Nazi rallies?
Very fine people go to Nazi rallies?
How does this woman have work?
How is she even in the business?
She's the worst journalist ever.
There are plenty of very fine black reporters that should have her job.
Let's hear it one more time.
Giving his critics their ammunition.
We can think back to his response after Charlottesville, when he said there are very fine people that go to Nazi rallies.
And even now, as we're in the midst of this racial reckoning, he's talking about the idea that he doesn't think that police reform or systemic racism is as widespread as Democrats make it be out to seem.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, Clip of the Day.
Thank you, I was waiting for it.
I think that's appropriate.
Clip of the Day from Yamiche Nolas.
I gotta say that to Scott Adams.
That is the best version of very fine people I've ever heard.
Yamiche Nolas on PBS.
On PBS, your bastion, your national treasure.
So let's float back to NPR and they had this Trump hater and a very well-known Democrat strategist Paul Begala talking about the RNC event and I just thought this would be worth listening to.
I want you to know you're not alone.
And we should note this adds a message for the Republicans.
Other convention speakers who've mentioned the pandemic have generally praised the president for successfully fighting it in their view.
How did Melania do?
I thought she did very well.
I thought she was the best speaker last night.
Unfair to compare her to Michelle Obama or Jill Biden at the Democratic Convention, but it is interesting.
Dr. Biden used her time to humanize her husband, to tell the story of how their family had been shattered.
By tragedy, and how they knitted it back together, using that as a metaphor for then what she hopes her husband can do for the country.
Mrs. Trump didn't go that route.
She at least was the only person who spoke from the reality-based world, though.
We're in the middle of a pandemic, and you would have never known it from the other speakers.
So I'm glad she did that, and it was noteworthy that she was, to me, as somebody who used to work in that White House, speaking from the parking lot formerly known as the Rose Garden.
I'm not very happy with her aesthetic, but I did like her speech.
Well, let's talk about the location, because that was one of several questions about this.
We have Melania Trump from the Rose Garden.
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo spoke from Jerusalem while on an official trip.
Now, he said he did it on his own time.
Our correspondent Mara Liason has noted that the laws on this are weak.
It's hard to say, you know, these people should go to jail or something, but there are laws and prohibitions against using federal property for personal political purposes.
My question to you as a political pro is, do you think voters care about that?
Not many.
No, I do because I'm a nerd.
But I think it would be unwise for the Democrats to fixate on that too much because we're in a pandemic.
I think the Democrats ought to say, look, the president should speak from a COVID ward.
He should speak from an ICU unit.
He should speak from a morgue.
From a morgue!
The president should speak from a morgue.
I think it's a rare double clip of the day.
Now that is advice you will never get from the Curry-Dvorak Consulting Group.
This is a drug called Phenapt.
And Phenapt is for schizophrenia.
Now schizophrenia, I don't think I can ever recall an ad for a drug for people who have schizophrenia.
And schizophrenia, I think, is very scary when you hear about these symptoms.
And maybe it has something to do with we're all being locked in, or we feel we're locked in, we feel restricted, we're watching TikTok videos and scrolling through Instagram.
Well, listen to what they're talking about.
This is a commercial.
It's so good to see you.
You too.
So really.
Oh, well, look.
That's what we're both taking right now.
Finept.
You know, it's really been helping me manage my schizophrenia.
I used to hear these terrible voices.
I used to feel like everyone was staring at me.
But we're doing much better now, right?
FNAPT is approved for the treatment of schizophrenia in adults.
In clinical trials, FNAPT significantly improves symptoms of schizophrenia compared to placebo.
FNAPT may change your heart rhythm, which could elevate risk of sudden death.
Your doctor will consider this when deciding among treatments and may prescribe another medication first or may instruct you to take a smaller dosage of FNAPT.
The good thing to know is we're not alone.
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That ad?
Wait, did both women have schizophrenia and they're having a chat?
It may be just one woman talking to herself.
I don't know.
Well, that's what I was thinking.
But it had a really deep bass with heartbeat rapidly increasing.
And if you I wonder if you have schizophrenia if you hear voices and you're listening to an ad that has actual voices whispering.
Holy crap!
That's gotta be triggering or at least have that risk.
That is the weirdest... I'm giving you a clip of the day!
Well, I appreciate that because I'll take the clip of the day, but it's a little scary for me.
Well, don't be afraid.
I think it's sick.
Okay.
Let's start with C-SPAN call-ins.
Trump TV to Biden won.
Now, this is an example of somebody, a Trump supporter calling in, and then they kick it over to a Biden guy.
This will be the Trump guy.
And back to your calls.
Cookville, Tennessee.
Bob, good morning.
Good morning.
Thank you for taking my call.
I'd just like to talk about the hypocrisy of, I'll call them, Biden's propaganda media outlets.
A perfect example is, until the polls started shifting on Biden, the Democrats and the media outlets was all calling it a peaceful protest.
But now that they're blaming Trump for all the violence, how does that work?
When for three months they said they were peaceful protests, Is this guy a ham who's on like 80 meters at night?
I mean, I had to leave this guy on there because he's got such an unbelievable M-S-N-B-C.
He's got such a ridiculous accent.
And it's not a Tennessean accent, as far as I'm concerned, unless there's parts of Tennessee that have this accent.
No, no.
This is ham radio.
Yeah, it's a ham radio guy.
Three in the morning, uh, on 80 meters.
CNN, MSNBC would do stories with buildings burning in the background that said, oh, that's just peaceful protest.
And another hypocritical thing by the Democrats yesterday was the video of Nancy Pelosi in the beauty salon.
It's the old adage they say, don't do as I do, do as I tell you to do.
I mean the hypocrisy in that Brian Seltzer you had there yesterday, I tried to call him then.
When are you going to have somebody on Fox News on your show?
Oh, we actually, we had Chris Wallace here on his new book.
Oh, he's not as good.
That guy's a clown, man.
I can't even watch him anymore.
He won't watch somebody else.
You asked the question, Bob, I can't do it.
We have guests from all the networks as we're able to get them, when we're able to get them, but I appreciate your input.
To Granite City, Illinois, David Bidishaport.
It's good for me, it's good for me.
If you have better than this.
No, they're all better than that.
That guy is a legend.
Okay, well this one here will entertain you the most.
Okay.
I believe this is the best of the group.
You know, you can take or leave any of them, but this is the woman with the...
You've heard of herd immunity?
Let's try this one on for size.
All right, we'll hear from Josephine in Livingston, New Jersey on our Biden line.
Good morning.
Morning.
It is very, very sad that this country has come to the point that you against me, just like the woman you heard from California, My God, do we really live in America?
This idolatry to Lucifer.
That's how I label Trump, I have to say it.
This idolatry to Lucifer.
And even the white evangelical church who proclaims themselves pro-life.
They're not pro-life.
They're pro-birth.
Now they're saying, go die, like this Dr. Atlas that Trump has just hired, who believes in this idea of herd mentality.
To get to that herd mentality, two million people have to die.
Tony's next on our Trump Live from Joplin, Maryland.
Go ahead.
I mean, you had built it up so much, even if I hadn't laughed, I would have given it to you.
But that was... Do you have that ISO?
Tell me you have 2 million people... No, I didn't ISO it.
I'm sorry.
So there's a big controversy going on in Washington State amongst the educators.
And there's a lot of articles about it, and it revolves around the curriculum, which isn't teaching reading and writing, especially in the first and second grades and kindergarten.
And it turns out there's one book that keeps cropping up in the discussion, which has got everybody bent out of shape, called A is for Activist.
Wait, isn't this an old book?
Haven't we seen this book?
Yeah, we ridiculed this book, I think, about four or five years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's back into play.
Oh, no.
And to make it more interesting, the front man for Rage Against the Machine, I can't remember his name, he introduces himself in this clip, is reading it now and he's a big fan of this book and he reads it to his kids all the time.
Really?
And I have three clips.
I don't have all the letters of the alphabet.
But I have the main ones.
It's worth listening to him read it.
It's a little, it's a little eye rolling.
But this book is a major, a mainstay, let's say a mainstay of Washington State's educational system.
And kids are required and the teachers don't seem to care.
Yeah, this is great because the teachers nowadays seem to have lost their way.
But I want to play these clips because it refers right back into you talked about those 17 ideals from the UN.
The global goals.
You're not going to get there without brainwashing the kids at an early age.
Of course.
Well, here's the brainwashing.
Let's listen for a... This is the A is for Activist Part 1.
Hi, this is Tom Morello, here at Veritas Studios.
I am reading my first ever books on tape.
I'm sorry, I didn't... I like Rage Against the Machine.
I didn't know Morello was doing this stuff.
This is the guy... Isn't this, uh...
You know, we're not going to take it, the F no, we're not going to... I mean, what happened to his fighting spirit?
Did they get to him?
Did they put a chip in his head?
What happened?
Was he always like that?
I must have been.
Ugh.
For a fine book called A is for Activists, this is a book that I have in my personal collection and I read to my three-year-old and five-year-old when they will allow it.
And now, I'll begin reading it for the world.
A.
A is for activist.
Advocate.
Abolitionist.
Ally.
Actively answering a call to action.
Are you an activist?
That reminds me of the book, Are You My Mother?
Do you remember that book?
Are you my mother?
Answering a call to action.
Are you an activist?
B. B is for banner bobbing in the sky billowing in the breeze because you're not shy.
C. C is for co-op.
Co-operating cultures.
Creative counter to corporate vultures.
Oh, and cats.
Can you find the cats?
D. Little d. Democracy.
More than voting, you'll agree.
Dictators detest it.
Donkeys don't get it.
But you and me, we demand equality.
Now, this is putting subliminal messages into the child's head.
Little d. Donkey.
All these things that they have no knowledge of.
They're pre-programmed.
Equal rights.
Black, brown, or white.
Clean and healthy is a right.
Every place we live and play.
Environmental justice is the way.
F. F is for feminist.
For fairness in our pay.
For freedom to flourish.
And choose our own way.
H. H is for healthy food.
A human right.
Honeydew.
Jicama.
Nature's delight.
Hummus.
Hot dogs.
Havarti cheese.
Hot dogs?
Yes.
Healthy hot dogs, please.
There's whipsaws in there, in a very subtle way for the kids to confuse them, a lot of neuro-linguistic programming, I think you caught that.
Yeah, of course!
It's really a sinister, subversive book that does not really help children, it just screws them up.
And this is going on in Washington State, they just love this book, and so does this Morello guy.
He just goes on, he just thinks it's the greatest thing ever.
But let's go on.
I took a lot of letters out of this next segment and then I really cut it down for the third.
Okay.
But I had to keep a couple of these in.
No, this is why we exist.
Alright, let's go on with this stupid book.
I, indigenous and immigrant, together we stand tall.
Our histories are relevant.
An injury to one No, no, no.
That's not what J is for.
We all know what J is for.
a good night.
J. J. J is for justice.
Yay for justice.
Ja Jing Jung.
Ronita.
Jamal.
Justice for the janitors.
Justicia for all.
No, no, no.
That's not what J is for.
We all know what J is for.
Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!
L. L-G-B-T-Q-I-E.
Love who you choose, because love is true.
Liberate your notions of limited emotions.
Celebrate with pride our links of devotion.
Is this, is this not the way Dr. Seuss writes?
Isn't this kind of like a Dr. Seuss kind of cadence or am I...
I think, I mean, it feels like it.
It varies from one letter to the other.
There's some rhyme.
It's just really a piece of crap, this book.
Well, let me continue.
M. Megaphones marching.
Movimiento music.
Hip hip hooray.
It must be mayday.
Oh, did he do comrades at sea?
Or did he do that with a K?
No.
Ah, this guy's good.
But Mayday's in there.
It gets worse.
It gets worse?
Yeah, I think it gets worse.
Is that the end of second clip?
Yeah, that's end of clip two.
Okay, well then, the worst is at the very end, because it's just like, okay, just shoot me.
N. N is for no.
No, no, no.
Yes to what we want.
No to what must go.
No, no, no.
It's so interesting.
I know so many young mothers Who, and maybe Jesse is like this, who do not want to use the word no with their children.
They don't want them to use the word stupid, and they don't want, they will not say no, they will explain what's wrong.
Have you heard about this, this no word?
Yeah, there's some elements to that, because I do watch Jesse get rankled when I call Theodore a dummy.
He's a kid.
I'll say stuff like... How long does she not speak to you?
Can you pass the thing over here, dummy?
You should follow it up when he doesn't do it.
do it you should follow up say what are you stupid oh yeah open minds operate best Critical thinking over tests.
Wisdom can't be memorized.
Educate.
Agitate.
Organize.
P-P-Peace March.
Pro-Pro-Protest.
Pow-Pow-Power to Pew-Pew-Pew the P-P-People.
Yeah!
T. T is for Trans.
For Trains.
Tiaras.
Tulips.
Tractors.
And Tigers too.
Trust in the true, the he, she, they, that is you.
You.
You is for weekends.
You is for workers' rights.
Wait, that's not you.
That's W. You is for union.
Union, yes.
is for union.
Union, yes.
W. Wondrous world.
Wondrous we.
We cannot be whole.
We cannot be free.
Unless we delight in diversity.
Z. Z is for Zapatista.
Of course.
Zapatista?
Yeah.
What's a Zapatista?
It's a radical movement, the Zapatistas.
The Zapatistas?
That's what the, of course, that's what the Z is for.
What happened to Zebra?
Z is for Zebra, people.
Z is for Zapatista, of course.
Z is for, of course!
Oh man, well, you deserve this for sure, there's no doubt about that.
There was one bit that I thought was very funny.
This is Comey just lying, getting caught in it within 49 seconds.
Okay, when did you first learn of the existence of the Steele dossier?
Sometime towards the end of September of 2016.
Do you agree with Mr. Horowitz that the dossier was central and essential to the Carter-Page-Buzz Warren application being approved?
I agree that it was important.
I can't tell you whether it was essential, and by that I mean that it wouldn't have been granted without the steel information.
Let's go through the application.
There are two parts to the application.
Was there an effort to get a Warren approved without using the dossier?
My understanding is in the summer they asked DOJ whether they would support moving forward on a warrant application.
And they said no, right?
Correct.
That's my understanding from the Horowitz report.
Then you add the dossier, all of a sudden they say yes to the warrant application.
Is that a fair statement?
I think it's fair to say that DOJ decided to move forward after the stolen information was part of it.
Does anyone hear this?
Wow!
In fact, let's finish the show with this.
That's the Clip of the Day.
Oh, you are just way too kind, sir.
Clip of the Day!
Alrighty then!
Let's also mention, what a douchebag.
Anderson Pooper over at CNN had Bill Gates on.
Truth always wants to come out.
You've talked about some of the sophisticated tools, the therapeutics that are coming and that some are here.
Can you just talk a little bit, I mean, let's talk about Regeneron.
You've been optimistic about it.
It got, obviously, a big endorsement from President Trump because he was able to receive it.
He's calling it a cure.
He's calling on regulators to give it an emergency use authorization.
Do you support the idea of the emergency use authorization?
And I assume it's not a cure.
No, well, the word cure is a bit of an overpromise.
You know, that makes it sound it looks like it works for everyone and the whole concern about this disease should go away.
And that's the last thing we want people to think about.
We don't want you to think of this disease going away.
That's the last thing we want people thinking about.
The absolute last thing we want people thinking about.
That's actually a... I'm going to give you a borderline clip of the day.
That's an excellent catch.
One more time.
Oops, here we go.
And the whole concern about this disease should go away, and that's the last thing we want people to think about.
Yeah, it's the last thing we want people to think about.
At least until after the election.
Oh no, then you can think about it, sure.
So we go back to when Joe Biden, Joe Biden was in the Senate and this was, well listen.
The Senator made a very moving and eloquent speech as a son of the Confederacy.
Acknowledging that it was time to change and yield to a position that Senator Carol Mosley Braun raised on the floor of the Senate, not granting a federal charter to an organization made up of many fine people who continue to display the Confederate flag.
Wow!
In exactly the same... Who's the producer?
Producer, give at least his first name or her first name.
Okay, let me see if I can find... That is a great... That is a dynamite catch.
Isn't that... Isn't that fantastic?
Let me see who that was.
That's Clip of the Day right there.
Clip of the Day!
I wish I had that on hand, but I'm gonna search the system real quick, see if I can find... Uh, yes, this was... Ah!
This producer is only known as CK.
Uh, this producer has done a lot of work to get me, uh, to get me stuff, uh, completely anonymous.
CK's fine.
CK, yeah, CK did a great job on that one.
Friend of Louis.
Yeah, no, I don't think so.
But the, uh, the most Interesting response I saw.
And I have a whole bin full of just quick media responses of what people were saying and who all of a sudden appeared on the scene.
It was really because, you know, familiar faces came back after months of being vacant.
And Van Jones was on set with Anderson Cooper as the news came in that the media had determined Joe Biden and Kamala Harris had won the election.
Again, the media has determined this.
So that's, that's, you know, they've, they've kept their, with their, uh, with their mantra and with their mission, but Van Jones was deeply affected.
Uh, and I, this was real.
Uh, I- Why?
Well, listen to this- I mean, I, I, if you say it's real, it's fine, it's real, but why?
Why was he affected?
Yeah.
This had everything to do with race.
Oh, why bother?
Well, it's easier to be a parent this morning.
It's easier to be a dad.
It's easier to tell your kids character matters.
It matters.
Telling the truth matters.
Being a good person matters.
And it's easier for a whole lot of people.
If you're Muslim in this country, you don't have to worry if the president doesn't want you here.
If you're an immigrant, you don't have to worry if the president's gonna be happy to have babies snatched away or send dreamers back for no reason.
This is vindication for a lot of people who have really suffered.
I can't breathe.
That wasn't just George Floyd.
That was a lot of people that felt they couldn't breathe.
Every day you're waking up and you're getting these tweets, and you just don't know, and you're going to the store, and people who have been afraid to show their racism are getting nastier and nastier to you, and you're worried about your kids, and you're worried about your sister.
And can she just go to Walmart and get back into her car without somebody saying something to her?
And you spent so much of your life energy just trying to hold it together.
And this is a big deal.
For us just to be able to get some peace.
And have a chance for a reset.
And the character of the country matters.
And being a good man matters.
I just want my sons to look at this.
Look at this.
It's easy to do it the cheap way.
And get away with stuff.
But it comes back around.
It comes back around.
And it's a good day for this country.
I'm sorry for the people who lost.
For them, it's not a good day.
But for a whole lot of people, it's a good day.
And I think this is... Okay, stop the presses and give yourself Cliff of the Day right off the bat.
Piece of shit!
This is, I think, a great example of what a PICCY is.
PICCY, P-I-C-C, Perception Induced Concept Change.
He has seen so much racism during the past four years that probably did not exist, like the berries you're trying to pick as we explained on the last show.
Yeah, I think that's probably one of the greatest moments in the history of the No Agenda Show is discussing that.
Perception-induced concept change.
And it's real!
This guy was really affected.
Hot Pockets!
Wow.
You know, it would be great if someone could actually, you know, use some AI for useful purposes.
Yeah, I can do it.
And find all of the clips of the day as signified by the jingle in the wave files.
Yeah, I know, I know.
AI is great, but it can't do that.
That would be fantastic.
Thank you again to Gustavo Arraya.
Thank you all for supporting us despite us not being live.
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I know people like to troll.
They even troll us when we're not there.
Yep.
That's how troll-y you all are.
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