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1462: HAARP at Home
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What a bunch of sleazeballs.
Adam Curry.
John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, June 23rd, 2022.
This is your award-winning Keep On Asian Media assassination episode 1462.
This is no agenda.
Melting cheddar and cheap macaroni together and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA region number 6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where everybody thinks that Trump is a bad dude, I'm John C. Dvorak.
You're telling me that they're still talking about Trump in California?
They had these hearings here on again.
Oh, not those hearings.
Really?
Did you watch it?
No.
Neither did I. But that's not news.
We all know what the top news is.
I mean, this January 16th, what a failure.
Ratings failure.
Narrative failure.
Just a complete failure.
And they were completely usurped by a huge news story.
What news story was this?
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is rebranding its name to simply Kraft Mac and Cheese.
It's the first name change in the product's 85-year history.
The company says the subtle change is meant to reflect the way fans talk about the brand.
And the box is getting a makeover, too, with a refreshed logo, but they are keeping that familiar noodle smile.
You see it now?
Oh, I do see it.
You see it?
It's just ever so subtle.
Yeah.
All right, so what's the change again?
It's not macaroni and cheese, it's mac and cheese!
Mac and cheese, oh, okay, got it.
But that same little smile is still there.
The smile is still there, yeah.
It looks a little modern.
Mm-hmm.
A little hip.
Down with it.
Easy.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness!
How much money did they get paid for that native ad?
This was everywhere.
Every single news show.
It was a native ad everywhere.
And that was, let me see the timing of that.
I think that was a 30, actually.
Was that a 30?
Let me see.
That was... Yeah, it was a 30 with a little bit of pad, so they went over just a tad.
Give him a little bonus.
A little bonus.
A taste of the one minute.
Now, I bring this up because almost since the inception of this podcast, going on 15 years, we have always said mac and cheese is what you slaves will be eating in the future.
That future is here today.
You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
Macaroni and cheese cheddar melted together.
Mac and cheese.
Living the mac and cheese life.
Mac and cheese.
So I just wanted to spike the ball, if you don't mind.
You know, the funny thing is, is that who cares about changing the name from macaroni to mac?
No one gives a crap!
But this is what they know, and it's not news, but if you pay, you paid the slot, boom, 30 seconds, native ad.
So you're telling me that this was all over the place?
All over the place.
Oh, I must've received, and the blog postings and, you know, CNBC.
Oh, this is, now I can understand marginally where that might be an interesting story for CNBC.
It was a total network buy, and they did the affiliates.
Sure.
They did lots of affiliate buys.
Now this is, and I don't know man, if you look at this mac and cheese, the new mac and cheese.
That smile they were talking about?
It's kind of disgusting because the macaroni is a... Oh man, do I have... They had a description of this.
Let me see if I wrote... We have to find a photo.
Well, there's gotta be one on the internet.
There's like this drip of cheese goo right out of the corner of the so-called mouth.
It's... It's kind of disgusting.
Let's take a look.
Let me see, because there was a fantastic description.
Make sure you get the right one, don't get the wrong one.
There we go.
They're already ready to go.
Uh, there was, there was the press release.
Goodness, I wish, no.
How did I not?
Maybe this is it.
Axios, here we go.
This is Axios.
Axios, there we go.
Craft Macaroni and Cheese is changing name to Craft Mac and Cheese.
Ooh, stop the presses!
Axios!
So wait for it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Um, what is it?
The, uh, so they had some, some statements.
You know, so this is a, this is a real news outfit.
So drive, driving the news, driving the news.
The 85 year old brand revealed a new look Wednesday with the dripping cheese.
Like, I don't want to tell you what it's about.
Uh, for its comfort food, which still includes a noodle smile, but now it's even more delicious and dripping with creamy cheesy goodness.
They ran that in Axios, you're reading it right from the page.
Straight from the page.
That's disgusting that these guys would... What a bunch of sleazeballs!
Now it gets better.
Uh, what they're saying.
This is Axios.
Okay, go on.
Kraft said the change from macaroni and cheese to mac and cheese is meant to reflect the way fans orga- fans organically talk about the brand.
All right, let's just stop for a second.
You're delusional.
What?
Yeah, they- they think- Usually in- in ridicule.
No, no, this is- no, that's not meant in ridicule.
No, I say they talk about the brand in ridicule.
Oh, the pe- people, yeah, the people, exactly.
They're not fans.
It's a hate food.
Quote, we know that people aren't turning to comfort food as a guilty pleasure.
No, they are positively embracing comfort, saying yes to feeling good, saying yes to caring.
Wait, you're reading from the article or is that from the press release?
It's the article and they're quoting Victoria Lee, Kraft Mac and Cheese brand manager.
They took it right out of the press release.
Yeah, of course.
They have a link to the press release.
Love to see it.
Again, we know that people aren't turning to comfort food as a guilty pleasure.
No, it's out of poverty, you shits!
They are positively embracing comfort.
Saying yes to feeling good, saying yes to caring for themselves.
That's why they eat cheap macaroni with melted crappy cheese together.
It's a powder, I think.
The Kraft product is a powder product, isn't it?
Yeah, you have to make the goo yourself.
You have to make it somehow.
Yes.
Anyway, Kraft's new packaging will start to hit the store shelves in August.
The updated look will start to appear across the brand's social channels and website this summer.
And that was the news.
I mean, we can stop the show.
That's all anyone heard about.
Well, I didn't hear about it.
Oh!
Oh my goodness.
Alright, so I'm looking at the package, it's got, I see what you're saying, it's got some, like, some, some goop coming off the cheese.
It's kind of, kind of nasty.
Kind of nasty.
And there's a spoon underneath it, you know, like, of cheese.
Cheese.
Or, I don't know.
You know it's not even cheese.
No, it's a powder of some sort.
It's a process.
Silica.
Yeah.
Silica.
Sand.
Cheese food.
Cheese food.
It's a cheese food group.
Quick report.
I got my Starlink yesterday.
Oh, good for you.
Can I just tell you this experience real quick?
Everybody wants to hear.
So this is Elon Musk's internet from the sky.
Yeah.
Which, that's the last piece I need to be completely off the grid.
Then I have everything.
So, in the box, a stand, the dish.
You click the dish into the stand.
You plug the wire into the router.
You run the wire into the house somehow.
Put the power cable in, fire it up.
You do that typical, you know, connect to the Starlink device's Wi-Fi so you can then hook it into whatever to set it up.
I don't know.
You do one of those dumb steps and then you go and delete the app right away.
That's it.
Internet right away.
It worked.
Okay.
It just works.
You're on it now?
No, I'm not.
The ping time is 38 seconds, which seems very low.
So I want to mess around with it a bit more before we try it on the show to see about the latency.
Oh, come on, let's do it now!
I can't do that seamless switch that you do.
If I switch to another network, I might have to reboot.
I can't do that.
But it's very impressive.
250 megabits down is what I saw, and I got about 20 to 25 up.
Still amazing.
That's all you need.
It's amazing that you can send 25 megabits per second from a little square dish.
No, this is a square dish?
A rectangle, actually.
It's a rectangle.
It's on your desk?
Where did you put this thing?
No, I just put it outside.
Just on the ground?
Yeah.
You're just sitting on the ground where a dog could pee on it.
No, it's within a fence, and my dog doesn't pee on dishes.
But you can put it at this thing.
Just imagine, you can, I guess, if there's service... How big?
Give us the dimensions.
About so big, by this.
I did that, thank you for nothing.
I'd say about a foot and a half long, about three quarters of a foot wide.
This, too, is available on this thing called the Internet.
You can probably look it right up to see the picture.
But it's interesting.
This is the thing that they're using in these war zones now.
Yeah, well, if the satellite's covered, there's not a global coverage of Starlink that I'm aware of, but it's pretty good.
No, but I'm under the impression it's over Ukraine.
Uh, well, yeah.
And we know Musk said that he was sending Starlink dishes there.
Now there's, you know, there's lawsuits going on because the Dish Network, they have some 5G thing that the, in the 12 gigahertz band that they want to roll out.
And now Starlink is saying, oh, that'll degrade our service, uh, you know, to down like 30%.
There's this, there's a real spectrum wars going on with this space stuff.
Yeah, I believe there would be.
And that's not going away anytime soon.
Of course, Tino said, oh, you got your tracking device?
My tracking device?
I don't know.
I've been listening to the show too much.
I have a feeling that there's probably more tracking going on in my spectrum cable connection than what Musk is doing.
I could be wrong.
They're figuring out what shows you watch.
But here's what I was thinking about.
I know this thing has a built-in heater to heat the snow off.
It has a built-in heater?
Yeah.
To put in your car?
No, John, it's to melt the snow if snow gets on it.
It has actually a built-in heater?
It does.
It does.
And then I was thinking, do you remember SETI at home?
You know, the funny thing about Musk and his products, he seems to be like the kind of stickler for these sorts of details.
Oh, it's totally.
The whole setup is that you open the box, there's a giant cardboard inlay, and it has these three steps.
Put the dish on the ground, plug in the cable, plug the box in, and open the app.
I mean, it's very simplistic.
Do you have to point the dish at something?
No, it's motorized.
It does it automatically.
It's got a motor on it.
You know, you've been kind of out of the scene, I think.
I mean, every nerd knows exactly what's in this thing.
Well, I don't because I ordered one and never got one.
Dude, I didn't either.
I was surprised.
All of a sudden they say, oh, it's okay.
It's coming now.
I had no idea.
It's self-tracking.
That's actually pretty cool.
With this heater functionality, and I don't know how many watts this is, but do you remember... Don't stand in front of it too long.
Do you remember the project SETI at home?
Search for extraterrestrial intelligence?
Oh yeah, it's still going on, isn't it?
It may be.
For those who don't know, the idea was you'd get data sets from, I guess NASA?
And so they'd send you radio telescope data sets and your computer would be processing, basically an early form of Bitcoin mining, only the reward was you were going to find an alien.
I don't think that anyone really ever found anything substantial, but the concept was... I had the guy who started SETI on the Silicon Spin show years ago.
And?
And I asked him some questions about like, you know, have you guys, is there any evidence from any sort of thing that there's anything going on?
He says, no, absolutely not.
And then I said, what about, you know, what if they're using some sort of mechanism to communicate that's like, you know... That we haven't figured out?
Yeah.
Right.
A spread spectrum would be an example of something you wouldn't normally think.
Let me get back, let me get back to my story.
Okay, go on.
So that was the idea is you had this massively distributed computer network that was doing this work of all this crunching and, you know, that potentially could be more powerful, certainly more inexpensive than getting on a supercomputer.
What if this whole Starlink thing Maybe that's why I got it, you know, and you didn't.
What if this is really harp at home?
Harp at home.
Yeah.
There's our show title.
Harp at home.
It's kind of like a, you know, now you're distributed.
What does it even mean to say harp at home?
Harp.
I know what harp is, but what does harp at home got to do with anything?
Oh, so instead of there being one big antenna array that is beaming up into the ionosphere, affecting the weather, affecting God knows what else, You distribute that, and Musk flips the switch, and all of these satellite dishes start… Something reverses.
Instead of receiving anything, it does transmit, too, but it turns the real transmit function on.
Yeah, exactly.
It turns the real transmitter on.
First, I'll tell you what it's going to do.
Mobile harp.
I know exactly how this works.
First of all, it sends out a ray that kills everyone in the house.
Of course.
It has to start somewhere.
And the motor can move and turn.
It could zap you.
Absolutely.
It can turn around and seek you because it can use infrared seeking technology.
Yeah.
You know what happens.
See you in the house.
There they are, the two of them.
They're walking around.
And you're melted.
It turns around and then does its thing.
Okay, makes sense.
Yeah.
Okay.
So if I drop dead, as the president would say, you know what happens.
Yeah.
You know what happens.
You know what happened.
Oh, actually, just going back to mac and cheese for a second, I think you'll appreciate this.
Man, we are a bunch of suckers.
We don't pay attention, and I think I'm a little angry with Horowitz, actually.
How could he?
No, you too!
You always track this stuff.
I cannot believe we missed out on this opportunity when it comes to Kraft Mac and Cheese.
So Kellogg is the stock of the day, this after the company announced it's going to split up into three separate companies.
They're trying to unlock value.
Obviously, you know, Kellogg's crashed, but it doesn't matter.
It popped big out of the gate.
It was up almost 12% from Friday's close.
So this means that anyone who bought this name ahead of the weekend scored big.
If you were a holder, by the way, of some of these out-of-the-money calls, we're talking the 72.5s and the 75 calls, it was a grand slam.
Now, here's the thing.
There was huge buying on this stock on Friday.
Look at this, folks.
4.4 million shares traded.
Normally, it trades 2.6 million shares.
These were strategic buyers, by the way.
These were people who knew something was going on or felt something was going on, and you've got to ask yourself why, right?
Look at this.
That's the volume on Friday.
Late in the session, they loaded up on the stock.
Listen, I don't know who knew, I don't know how they knew, but this kind of thing happens over and over again.
I've been in this business for over three decades and it absolutely stinks.
That's why I never push back when someone tells me the market is rigged.
However, big-time investors, they never get in trouble, right?
I mean, I've seen people who work for printing companies, friends of the company's accountant, they get in trouble, an occasional fund manager, but for the most part, this happens all the time.
Big money plays out all the single time.
We see it happen with acquisitions, we see it happen with upgrades and downgrades.
It's the kind of shenanigans that gets you frustrated, but my message to you is you still have to stay in the stock market, and it's the greatest money-making machine ever, even if it's not a level playing field.
It's rigged, but put your money in, people!
Well, first of all, we talked about Kellogg on the show, on the last show.
Yeah, when it was too late.
No, second of all... It had already happened.
I had weeks earlier... Oh, here we go.
I had put Kellogg's on our game list of stock picks.
Long or short?
Long.
Okay, alright.
Then I take it back.
Then it's my fault.
I missed it.
I missed you saying that.
I nailed Kellogg's.
You did?
You know what's going to happen, though?
One of these three parts is going to be their bug, soy, and plant... It is!
I think so.
No, it's already been announced.
They're going to compete with Impossible Meats.
Oh, it's, you know, our food is... There's some meat going around right now.
Mimbu's telling me about this.
Making people sick as a dog.
They're going to the hospital.
What?
And the company is saying, oh, we'll give you 10 bucks, just don't eat it.
What, is it real beef or is it phony stuff?
No, it's not real beef.
It's one of these phony baloney things.
No.
No.
How come we don't know what brand this is?
This is exactly what you want.
A lab, laboratory mistake.
Miss Steak.
Miss Steak.
I'll get it for the next show.
I got all the details, I just forgot to put them out.
It's gonna be bad, man.
It's gonna be bad.
So let's talk about COVID.
Oh, goodness.
Okay.
Must we?
Well, because we were talking about the gloom and doom, so we might as well continue with this.
It's all gloom and doom.
I have a series, I'm sorry, I have a series of clips.
John C. DuBois, out of the gate, okay.
Yes.
Series of clips about people coming out with the... I believe that there's a second wave, not of COVID, but of people bitchin' and moanin' about the vaccine as the most dangerous thing on Earth, and the fact that it's maybe a tool.
A tool.
Wait, is anyone out near where you live saying this in California?
Not yet, but a tool to depopulate the planet.
Control the masses?
Repopulate the planet.
Oh, you don't say.
Wait a minute.
I jumped right to that.
You don't say.
So far, whether that was the mission or not, doing pretty good.
So the bunch of the normal regulars who came out of the woodwork with all their complaining and they're just reiterating, they're upping the anthem.
And I have, I have, of course, we have Christine Northrup.
She's a very famous obstetrician who's come back out of the woods.
Paul Mark.
McCullough, of course, has something to say.
Russ Blalock.
Let's play this.
Let's play Russ Blalock.
This is a new American.
This is an interesting clip.
And these are all talking about all the gloom and doom about the vaccine and how it's killing people.
And the thing is, you hear this and nobody refutes it.
They just say they're crackpots.
They don't know what they're talking about.
Well, doctor, you use the strong, very strong phrase, designated human tragedy of biblical proportions.
What are your thoughts on that?
Well, like I said, I think what this is about is depopulation.
Because what we're going to see, even though there's been a horrendous death rate so far, we're talking about worldwide, millions have died after this vaccine.
It's estimated now, and a pretty good estimate, that 500,000 Americans have died after the vaccination.
Now, that's just the very early beginnings of this.
What we're looking at now, what's going to happen chronically?
And you look at the studies, the safety studies, no long-term studies were done.
Not a single one.
No studies were done on pregnant women to see what will happen if you vaccinate pregnant women.
Not a single study was done.
Just as soon as the vaccine rolled out, the American College of Obstetric Gynecology and the other groups that are medical associations said all pregnant women should go and get vaccinated with this vaccine.
Well, why would you say that if there was not a single safety study?
There's no long-term study saying, well, what happens to these children?
I'm obligated to say something before we continue with this theme in these clips.
This type of thing can be very triggering to people who accepted the vaccine into their life for whatever reason, usually economic reasons.
have been a good time.
Having studied this from day one and certainly adverse events, I will say up front is my belief that if you are generally healthy, you're not going to have any problem.
The United States is incredibly sick.
You know, more than 40% of our citizens, residents are obese.
So the culling of the herd, if it's true, but what we see happening is elderly and people who have all kinds of, it's 98%, all kinds of issues.
So just because it'll sound like you're gonna die, that may not necessarily be true.
It's a percentage.
Yes.
It's not a big percentage, but it's a percentage.
You know what?
Tell me what you think it is.
Take the product out of the market.
What percentage?
What percentage do you think?
I'll tell you what I've been thinking.
Okay, what?
I've been thinking 3% to 5%.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think three or like three would be great and five that'd be over the moon.
Well, I definitely, uh, I mean, if you're going to take that approach and I'm not a hundred percent subscribed to it, but I am subscribed to the idea that if we start looking around and we see stuff like all of a sudden the development of sudden adult death syndrome, like Ray Liotta or myocarditis cropping up everywhere, The insane attacks on hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, where you'd lose your license if you prescribed it, I thought was kind of a little bit over the top.
You think?
The susceptibility of catching COVID after a booster is on the list.
Instant onset senility.
We have somebody that we actually know is the big duke of our show, whose mother-in-law that happened to her.
Young people having strokes makes no sense.
Elite athletes dropping dead on the field of play makes no sense.
I can go on and on and on.
And then you have to ask yourself, why is there so much false reporting?
Just increased panic.
You've got to start adding two and two at some point and admitting a few things.
And we're in a race now.
How soon before people figure it all out and start putting two and two together and becoming at minimum reluctant versus can they get to the vaccination in the womb directly?
They've already- They're now doing- Let's call an abortion.
They're doing- They're now doing three months old.
Did you know that?
No, I did not know that.
Hold on.
It's only six seconds.
Moderna says it's planning to test its COVID vaccine in babies as young as three months, starting in September.
Yay!
Excellent.
You predicted it.
In the womb.
It's coming.
Long needle.
So let's go on with more of these guys.
I just, there's only five of them.
Wait, one, two, there are four.
Here's Christine North.
This is the longest clip.
This is long, but it's interesting enough.
I think you'd want to listen to it.
And she's of course an obstetrician of a, or a, I think a gynecologist.
And she got, you know, kicked to the curb because she's been alerting people to this since day one, but now she's back.
I heard this from my colleague, Dr. Keri Made, who's been in touch with fertility clinics.
They've never seen anything like it.
The sperm of inoculated men does not swim, the eggs of inoculated women do not grow into embryos, and those that do
We also know that according to the first New England Journal of Medicine study saying that Pfizer was safe and effective, this was in June of 2021, if you look at the raw data, It proves that 80% of the women who get the shot in this first and second trimester, basically zero to 20 weeks, have an 80% miscarriage rate.
Oh, I just have to interrupt.
Do you remember when that was fake news, Curry?
You're full of shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
She goes on with some more gooey details.
I want to hear the gooey details. 80%.
Miscarriage rate.
Now, the miscarriage rate, just baseline, is 1 in 6.
It's now 7 to 8 times that much.
Dr. James Thorpe points out that there's a 79% increase in fetal malformations.
There are unprecedented numbers of stillbirths.
But again, this stuff becomes so censored that the mainstream says, oh no, that's a lie, you're making that up.
We also just published my cycle story with many scientists, including Dr. Hooker here.
Where we had a database of over 6,000 women that came forward because their voices were being silenced.
We had a group of about 20,000 women on Facebook who were talking about their experience with their menstrual cycle.
They'd never seen anything like it.
90-year-olds beginning bleeding again, and we're not talking mild bleeding.
We're talking clotting.
I had women calling me who had been passing clots for weeks and weeks.
We have two VAERS cases of little girls, 18-month-old girls, who hemorrhaged and died.
We're at that magical moment in time where, because I hear people say, oh, you guys should cover this, look at this.
And it's all the stuff we did a year and a half ago.
Um, and so when I say, you know, she's very right.
The study came out, the numbers were there.
It showed that an enormous amount of miscarriages took place.
A lot of people jumped in on that, partially because they just can't believe it's true and, you know, crackpot and shut up.
But also there was no mainstream coverage.
But I can read, you know, even though I'm, in fact, I'm very good at reading.
That's what I do as a television personality, you know, read the prompter.
So I can read things, I can comprehend them, but when we do these types of things, and everything you're hearing we have discussed, people forget real quick.
So I appreciate your kind of compendium there of all the things that we've been tracking and seeing from day one.
Yeah, but this is not a historical compendium.
This is stuff coming out now.
Yes, I know.
This is what I mean by a second wave of these people complaining and nobody really argues against the stats.
They just say you're full of crap.
If you read, I looked every one of them up, all these people, in the Wikipedia page and it's very funny because... Are they all working for Putin?
No, it's the way they would say.
They promoted the debunked usage of ivermectin and it's just very slanted.
And there's one of these guys, I forgot which one, it's maybe Marks, Paul Marks, which we'll play next, who is aspartamine is Aspartame.
He got, uh, like booted out of some group because he said, this stuff's toxic.
It's killing people.
Oh no.
And that's in the wiki page too, you know.
Of course.
Yeah.
Crackpot.
It's a crackpot.
Alex Jones.
Just like that.
Seed man.
Alex Jones has been pushed to the curbs with all his money.
So let's listen to Paul Marks.
Data from Israel and data from the national health system in the UK.
So this is official data.
Show that those who vaccinated are more likely to get COVID and be hospitalized than the unvaccinated.
So let me say that again.
These vaccines provide negative protection.
You're more likely to get COVID if you're vaccinated.
And this is data from the national health system in the UK, as well as from from Israel.
So this persistent Narrative of safe and effective is a complete and utter lie.
They're ineffective and they're dangerous and they're not safe.
There's absolutely at this time, no group of patients who would actually benefit from the vaccine.
None.
So while this second wave is going on, there's this next wave of vaccinations.
Can I just play this?
Because I think safe and effective is literally in this clip.
Yeah, sure.
Bounce back and forth.
CBS Evening News.
Both the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are just a fraction of adult doses.
Children under the age of six will get a two-dose Moderna regimen or three doses from Pfizer for those under five.
But doctors are concerned millions won't get either.
Among eligible kids ages 5 to 11, fewer than 30% are fully vaccinated.
What are you telling parents who are hesitant?
What do they need to know?
These vaccines have been shown to be safe and highly effective.
The main side effect that we see with these vaccines is a fever.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is pushing back.
His state is the only one that did not pre-order doses.
We are not going to have any programs where we're trying to jab six-month-old babies with mRNA.
Today, after his visit to a children's clinic in Washington, President Biden said this is no time for politics.
Elected officials shouldn't get in the way and make it more difficult for parents who want their children to be vaccinated, who want to protect them and those around them.
You know what they should do?
They should do it like trans rights.
You know, if the kid can speak, they can decide for itself.
Or if the kid can blink.
They've been trying to do that.
They've been trying to make it so kids can decide for themselves to get the shot.
You scare the little kid and tell him to get the shot, he gets the shot.
But you don't need to scare the kids.
Look at YouTube for kids.
Look at the cartoons.
Vaccination's good.
Don't be worried about that.
And there's one other little thing that our president said, which kind of shows that we're once again going to start pushing.
We do need more money.
He's pushing for more money, which of course, we always need more money, but why?
We don't just need more money for vaccines for children eventually.
We need more money to plan for the second pandemic.
There's going to be another pandemic.
The second pandemic, John!
The second!
What is that about?
When was the last real pandemic before this one?
1918.
Yeah.
So what does he think it's going to be one to two months from now?
What is he talking about?
What does he know that we don't know?
Clearly something.
We need more money to plan for the second pandemic.
There's going to be another pandemic.
The second?
He didn't say the next.
He said the second.
Yeah.
So, I'm sorry, that's damning right there.
Mr. President, what do you mean by second?
What does that mean, Mr. President?
Yeah.
Please.
Is there going to be another virus manufactured in the laboratory as a weapon?
Well, this may give us a little bit of a hint.
The flu is cropping up all over the country.
Maryland is still in the low category, but the positivity rate is going up.
The Health Department reports 85% of the cases are flu type A, the H3 strain.
This year's flu vaccine is a good match for a number of the components, but the H3 is not a perfect match.
So we're not sure how bad of a match it is yet, but certainly it's not the perfect match to the circulating strain.
Dr. Andy Pekosz with the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health says that's one of the problems with the current flu vaccines.
They have to start making them four to six months before the flu season, so the strains sometimes don't match.
The current flu shot is an inactivated influenza vaccine, and the virus is grown in eggs, then killed and manufactured into vaccines.
But a new flu vaccine could be on the horizon, using the mRNA platform.
Because you don't need to grow the vaccine in another host like an egg.
You can actually use the exact sequence of the viruses that are circulating and so get a better match to the circulating viruses.
Which could lead to a less severe flu season.
Dr. Pekosz says the current flu shots range in effectiveness from 10 to 70%, but the mRNA vaccines would likely be more effective.
So I'm just, just thinking, just thinking, you know, it doesn't have to be an exotic thing like monkey pox or, you know, that's for climate change.
Doesn't have to be another variant.
There's now a variant, the BA.1.2B12 or some shit like that.
And there is one other option for seniors.
Flu Block, which is, it is a traditional vaccination, but instead of growing it in chicken eggs, it's grown in insect cells.
They are turning us into bugs, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, that's a possibility.
Now, since you bring that thing up about the, is it possible, if you think about this whole gambit, the entire mRNA vaccine for COVID was a gambit to just push it through, lie as much as you can, buy off the media, just get that thing out there so you could Get it into the, as a flu vaccine.
And what other way to make sure that it goes in that direction by having a giant bird flu situation where we have to cull all the chickens and then there's no eggs.
Without eggs you can't make flu vaccines.
There's another headline that's out that I think also points towards mRNA.
People are probably misinterpreting this Headline reads polio outbreak detected in UK sewage samples despite virus being officially eradicated in 2003 So this is headline.
Oh my god.
They've got polio.
What's going on over there?
And here's the line that is universal in all these reports the virus in the recent samples has evolved in England and is now classified as a vaccine derived polio virus type 2 So, the way I read that is, this old way of doing vaccines, it comes back to bite you in the ass.
Let's go MRNA.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
I was just, I was zoning out on something.
You triggered a thought and I couldn't quite recover it.
All right, let's go to some more.
So you don't have a thought on this being a pure mRNA play?
To say that vaccine-derived?
I'm now convinced everything's an mRNA play.
Okay, good.
So, uh... Somehow, something I said... Hold on.
What was?
I triggered your MKUltra key.
No, it wasn't.
What was it that I said?
I noticed something being said... Yeah, it triggered you.
...in the media.
You went... Over and over, and I picked up on it.
I said, oh, if I bring this up, Adam's gonna notice.
And then you forgot about it right away?
I always forget about stuff right away.
There's probably sewage... It probably had to do with sewage samples.
No?
Next memo?
I can't remember from one minute to the next.
I'm trying to find that trigger word.
I'm going to save this article.
Something, some word in there.
Keep working on it.
Okay.
Let's go with Steve Kirsch.
He's, this guy is a scientist.
Oh yeah, right.
Isn't he formerly from, didn't he work at Pfizer or something?
No, no.
Kirsch is the guy who invented the optical mouse, I believe.
Oh!
He's a very famous guy at MIT.
Does this guy, does he know there's no evidence people wanted to use one of those?
I never said anything about the optical mouse.
No, I didn't say you did.
I'm talking about him.
No, he's never said that, but I know what you're saying.
Is this some funny off thing?
It's failed.
I'm sorry.
But if you look at his wiki page, it's just like, this guy's nuts.
Okay, so let's listen to what he has to say.
Now, we all know in the Pfizer trial that was published in the medical literature, That more people died who got the vaccine than who got the placebo.
In other words, the vaccine killed more people than the placebo did.
Now, it's not supposed to work that way for a vaccine, right?
Vaccines are supposed to save lives.
But in fact, in the clinical trial, more people died who got the drug than who didn't get the drug.
And the reason is because that the clinical trial showed that you could save one life for every 22,000 people who got the drug from COVID.
However, more people died who got the drug because they died from different reasons.
They died from the vaccine.
But see, everybody is focused on how many lives we can save from COVID, and they're not focused on how many deaths were caused by the vaccine.
So, I did a calculation.
Well, it turns out that when you save one person for every 22,000 people you inject, it means we could have saved, that the vaccines have saved, 10,000 lives over the course of a year.
10,000 lives.
Now, 3 million people die every year.
You just saved 10,000 lives.
Congratulations!
That's rounding error!
We turned this country upside down To save just 10,000 lives.
But we actually didn't save 10,000 lives.
Because when you look at the VAERS numbers, and you look at it 12 different ways that didn't even use VAERS, you come up with at least 150,000 people who have been killed by the vaccine.
There's no other explanation.
So you killed 150,000 in order to maybe save 10,000 lives.
And that's if the actual variant matched the vaccine, which it doesn't.
So in other words, and for kids, by the way, the risk-benefit is even worse.
We kill 117 kids to save one life.
Saved or created makes a comeback!
I'm sure people are thinking this about this guy, but those numbers are real.
Well, he's an engineer type and a PhD in engineering at MIT, and numbers are what these guys are looking at all the time.
So, okay, so let's wrap this little, they call these the Comeback Kids, because I didn't think we'd hear, we still haven't heard from Three Penny, but she'll be back.
Oh, yeah.
But the Comeback Kids, we might as well go to the king, Peter McCullough, the king.
He's the master.
He is!
I mean, the guy is uncancellable.
He has an impeccable record, an impeccable career.
This is not a nut job by any stretch.
Not a slouch, no.
So he has, and by the way, because of the triggering mechanism that you mentioned earlier, McCullough, I took this part out because it was like dropped in awkwardly and it was not listenable.
He mentions that most people who die from the vaccine die within 48 hours of getting a shot.
Yes.
Yeah.
Of the first one, right?
I think it's of the first one, which is why they always.
No, I think it's after the first one, I believe, and that's why they, when they were doing the numbers about vaccine injuries, you know, fully vaccinated.
You weren't vaccinated until you had your two shots.
So anything that happened in those six weeks in between wasn't counted.
As an adverse reaction to the vaccine.
Yeah, you're right.
So much fuckery.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable what these people have done to us.
It's a scam.
People have asked me, Dr. McCullough, are the vaccines actually causing the deaths?
The epidemiological construct that we have to go through is called the Bradford Hill tenets of causality.
So the first question is, is it a large epidemiologic signal?
And I tell you, it's astronomical.
All the vaccines combined in the United States per year, it's no more than 150 deaths, not temporarily related.
Here we're at over 21,000 deaths.
So clearly it's a massive signal.
Number two, is there a dangerous mechanism of action?
The answer is yes.
We know the vaccines have a dangerous mechanism of action.
They install production of the spike protein.
The spike protein is what makes the respiratory infection lethal.
And it follows that in some people, excessive production of the spike protein in a vulnerable person would be lethal after a vaccine.
The third criteria, is it internally consistent?
Are there other conditions that are now acknowledged that they themselves could be fatal?
And the answer is sure.
With myocarditis, our FDA agrees, all the regulatory experts agree, that the vaccines cause myocarditis.
Can it be fatal?
Yes.
Have there been fatal cases published?
Yes.
By Verma and Choi as an example.
Those are publications.
There's over 200 peer-reviewed publications of myocarditis.
How about other forms of death?
Vaccine-induced thrombocytopenic herpes, thrombosis, blood clots, a stroke, hypertension, myocardial infarction, a variety of other lethal syndromes.
There's over a thousand peer-reviewed papers published on fatal and non-fatal outcomes.
So that criteria is met.
So it's internally consistent.
Is it externally consistent?
So it's consistent with the yellow card system, the UDRA system, and the US bear system.
And finally, is it temporarily related?
Yes, it's very tightly temporarily related.
So I've just gone through the exercise.
It is beyond any shadow of a doubt that the vaccines are causing large numbers of deaths.
It's unequivocal.
I'm a card carrying epidemiologist.
I'm telling you, the vaccines are causing large numbers of deaths.
Okay, that is the clip of the day.
From McCullough the King.
King Mac.
You know, and so instead of covering this or anything of the like, what does the mainstream media do?
They're complicit by feeding you cheap macaroni melted together to make you even more susceptible to death.
This could be a think about it.
Yes.
Yes.
A binary poison.
That's right.
Get this.
Oh, hey, you'll know the vaccine's working when you eat some of that new mac and cheese.
Mm hmm.
Now, I do have one last clip.
It's got nothing to do with the with the surge, this new surge of complainers.
But it does, it's from the 70s.
Oh, okay.
Can I play it?
The COVID nasal shot.
This was a big 70s thing.
Best protection against COVID-19 could be by going up your nose.
ABC 10 News reporter Jared Ahrens takes an in-depth look at the growing body of research showing nasal vaccines do a better job of preventing infection than a shot in the arm does.
Well, we had this nasal vaccine thing much earlier.
It never really went anywhere.
Unless this is a Pfizer.
If it's Pfizer, then it'll take off.
Yeah, if it's Pfizer, it's good to go.
And the Pfizer people, they're so brazen.
Now they're just taking a full page out of the Sackler family playbook.
If you have not seen it, watch Dope Sick, executive produced and starring Michael Keaton.
It's really, really good.
And it shows you the marketing, not necessarily to patients, but to doctors.
Yeah, and the whole idea was, well, you know, this non-addictive drug that I'm giving to my patients, you know, that seems to be waning or working off within like eight hours and they really need a full 12 protection.
And the answer came back was, oh, you got to up the dosage.
And yeah, but now people are, you know, they're still up the dosage and they went from some crazy like 10 milligrams to 180 or something over the course of the marketing.
This is Paxilavid.
This is Pfizer's COVID pill, which obviously is safe and highly effective.
On the Medical Watch, new insight about Paxilivid, the preferred COVID treatment.
Patients say Paxilivid works wonders to relieve symptoms and help them get better quickly after a COVID-19 diagnosis.
But for many, the symptoms return after they stop taking the medication.
There was fear of the SARS virus building an immunity to the two-medication cocktail.
But University of California, San Diego researchers say they now know why COVID rebound occurs.
Dosing is not sufficient.
The drug does work, but in the amount given, most patients have insufficient drug exposure.
Based on the study results, experts say Paxlivid treatment plans may need to be adjusted, especially for people most at risk from COVID exposure.
Hey, you old... We're going to up that dosage to make it even more highly effective.
I mean, we're laughing, but holy... At a certain point, people, you have to take responsibility for yourself.
And if you're not, No.
I don't know.
The Georgia Guidestones are on the horizon.
The Georgia Guidestones, 500 million total world population.
And how many times have we heard Bill Gates literally say, oh yeah, no, he didn't mean it that way.
You know, if we want to fix everything, vaccines, you know, that'll bring the population problem down.
He'll literally say that.
- It was numerous times. - Let me see Gates, population.
Now here we go.
Let me just play this for a sec. - This equation has four factors, a little bit of multiplication.
So you've got a thing on the left, CO2, that you wanna get to zero.
And that's gonna be based on the number of people, the services each person's using on average, the energy on average for each service, and the CO2 being put out per unit of energy.
So let's look at each one of these and see how we can get this down to zero.
Probably one of these numbers is going to have to get pretty near to zero.
Hey!
back from high school algebra.
But let's take a look.
First, we've got population.
The world today has 6.8 billion people.
That's headed up to about 9 billion.
Now, if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we could lower that by perhaps 10 or 15%.
Hey, tell me that's not what he's saying.
He's saying if we do a good job on new...
New, new vaccines.
We could probably bring that down 15%.
I'm not giving him more than three tops, five, but that's just America.
You know, there's other countries where stuff is a little, might be worse, but our people are definitely not healthy.
Ever since the 1970s, again, referring back to that, and the book by Ehrlich, the guy that's still at Stanford, as far as I know, In the book, The Population Bomb.
Yes.
We're all going to die by the year 2000.
Let me check the calendar.
Not 20 years past.
Give him some time.
Hey, it's a rounding error.
It's a rounding error.
Rounding error.
He's wrong about the date.
And then since then, of course, we've seen these maybe or maybe not longings.
Lab-creative screwball diseases that don't seem to have any place in history.
Ebola.
Yep.
AIDS.
Yep.
And now this thing, which was finally they figured out was from a lab, even though that was nuts.
Even Tedros apparently privately thinks it was from the lab, according to the Daily Mail, so we'll leave it at that, but that's the word now.
And, you know, so they're trying to wipe in the population.
I will say, rereading the 70s book, The Population Bomb, the real target is Africa.
Oh, it's very interesting.
Tina said to me yesterday, hey, did you know like the IMF and the World Health Organization, particularly the IMF, have been keeping Africa poor for decades?
And of course I said, yeah, now she's new to this, but it lightened my heart because now people are starting to see it again, more than a decade, decade and a half talking about this stuff.
It's like, and of course, it's exactly what, and China, don't forget China screwing over African nations, because if, back to the population bomb, we know one thing, we can't have Africa going out of control.
There have been all kinds of Bill Gates, again, or Gates Foundation-related sterilizations in the... There's another documentary out somewhere, we haven't even talked about it.
What was the... What vaccine was it?
It was a polio vaccine, wasn't it?
No, it was polio or hepatitis or both.
Who knows?
It's probably been going on forever.
Forever.
Now there's one, so that's a good note.
You know, the second wave of complainers, people may start to listen.
We've now, I think everyone kind of knows that the mainstream is definitely skewed.
I don't know, everyone sees it.
Now there's a certain percentage, probably about one.
I'm not sure of that.
There's a percentage of people in the United States who are insane, mentally ill, mentally ill.
And I think part of that, the group of mentally ill is a group you have warned us against for many years, the woke.
We didn't even have a term for it when you started warning.
And you saw this going downhill.
Yes.
Yeah, and you saw things going downhill.
And now we're at that point where companies are saying, you know, no.
This is the CEO of Kraken.
Offenders can't stay focused when triggered people keep dragging them into the therapy session, so his solution is simple.
Offended employees can quit and take four months of pay, but they only have three more days to decide if they want to do that.
So here to tell us more is the Kraken CEO who founded the company, Jesse Powell.
Good morning to you.
Good morning.
Thanks for having me.
Good morning.
Well, thanks for coming on.
This is a different approach from the top boss.
Why did you do this?
Well, we had a few people creating distractions for the whole company.
And, you know, we had a bunch of people sympathizing with those people.
And so we felt like, you know, it'd be better for everyone if these people just, if they weren't comfortable here, if they just moved on.
And so we're offering four months of severance for those that want to take the, we call it the jet ski.
And they can ride off into the sunset with four months of pay and find something that'll work better for them.
Did those people take advantage of it?
Yeah, we've had about 30 people so far take advantage for stated culture or mission-related reasons.
That's out of more than 3,000 people, so we're looking at about 1% of the whole company.
Alright, so what is the reaction from the other people that work for you?
Overwhelmingly positive.
Really?
Huge amount of support for this move.
Huge amount of support for the company's culture and mission and the reinforcement of those.
And, you know, I think everyone's just ready to get back to work and stop being distracted.
Well, this is good news.
And it was interesting to hear that he said these people were distracting because people sympathized with them.
So he said, you know, let's just get rid of the problem.
And it seems like a very small percentage and the rest will probably stop.
It's kind of a version of getting rid of the unionizers that are in the company, which has legal implications.
You can't just do that.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm sure something's coming.
They will equate LGBT activists to unions.
Well, this is not over.
The Apple Union clip.
Oh, yeah, this has been a fun story.
Workers at an Apple store in Towson, Maryland have voted to become the first unionized Apple store in the country.
Despite pressure from Apple, about two-thirds of the store's workers voted to be represented by the Apple Coalition of Organized Retail Employees.
On Monday, President Biden said he's proud of the workers who unionized.
I'm not sure how to interpret this.
Biden's proud.
I do know, I know that from my stepdaughter who worked and her fiancé who both worked at the Apple store in Texas.
For several years.
It's a high stress environment.
Very, very stressful, competitive.
And that's just, you know, like your, your managers are just looking at you all the time that, you know, it's like every second you, it's all about efficiency.
Total Tim Cook vibe on that, you know, enterprise resource planning and you're just a resource in the enterprise.
Yeah.
So those are places are ripe for unionizing.
And probably with good reason, because these kids were broken.
They were... It's a life... You gotta love Apple, otherwise you... This is what I'm told.
Otherwise, it's very, very hard to maintain.
So, on one hand, yeah, sounds like that needs it.
But, you know, what will that mean for Apple?
Will it mean anything at all?
Will it change?
Will it change their productivity at the retail level?
I doubt it's going to change the productivity.
I'm sure it's going to change the way that people are paid, and it's going to also create the grievance system, which doesn't exist usually in places like that without a union.
Which store was this?
This was in Towson, Maryland.
Oh, they'll close it.
That could be.
You could do that.
Just close the store.
You're asking for nothing but trouble.
I don't think they're going to close in here.
I'll tell you why I think that.
Because if you're Apple or any company and this is your first union operation, you want to see what is what you have to understand it.
So you're going to have to let one actually work in a test tube environment so you can study it and see how you can exploit it.
And good companies can exploit their unions and eventually co-op them if they know what they're doing.
Or you can figure out how to stop it from happening someplace else.
You're not going to close this store.
Speaking of organizations and what power they have or don't have, this just came out of left field.
This evening the International Swimming Federation has banned almost all transgender women from competing in women's events.
The new rule now in effect blocking transgender swimmers from major competitions including the Olympics.
It requires athletes to medically transition before the age of 12 before the early stages of puberty.
The new rule comes after Leah Thomas became the first transgender woman to win an NCAA swimming championship.
So?
I mean, that just shut everybody up?
So you can't get into the Olympics?
You can't participate in, I think it's FINA?
In FINA-related events?
I mean, that was easy!
All this, all this, governors, and the, the, what is it, the N-NCAA, and all these- It's because they were gutless.
Ah.
So.
Who, I, I didn't look at it, but I'd like to know more about FINA.
Okay.
Federation of International, hmm.
Something aquatics maybe?
I don't know.
Well that woman who was the guy that was the swimmer just I mean this is happening in California we had some there's a law that was passed that allows men who just say they're women.
Have gone through nothing.
They just, because of the way the law is written, you can just, I'm a woman.
And so when they get arrested for something, they get put in a woman's prison.
And so there's a bunch of sexual predators.
Yeah.
Yay.
In women's prisons in California, it's becoming something of an issue.
There's another law they're working on, which I talked to somebody that was involved with trying to stop it, which is they're trying to, and this is a transgender thing too, Scott Weiner, who is a troublemaker from San Francisco in the assembly, has put this law together that's going to decriminalize loitering for the purposes of prostitution.
And this law may be passed.
It's already passed, but it needs to be signed by Gavin Newsom.
And so I talked to a woman in Southern California who was part of the group trying to fight these laws.
She's an ex-Los Angeles vice cop.
And she told me, she said I should know this because I said I just needed a briefing.
She says that there's a movement, especially in the West Coast, in California, Washington, Oregon, for starters, and it's going to start to bloom all over the country, to legalize prostitution in the entire nation.
This is just a kind of a foot in the door.
So there's an underground movement to legalize prostitution in the United States.
Oh, man.
And this is on behalf of transgender prostitutes.
Well, this will not happen in Hudson, Ohio.
Here's the mayor.
Additionally, if you open this up to ice fishing, while on the surface it sounds good, then what happens next year?
Does someone come back and say, I want an ice shanty?
on Hudson Springs Park for X amount of time, and if you then allow ice fishing with shanties, then that leads to another problem.
Prostitution.
What?
I knew it would get you.
What?
Yeah, if you allow ice fishing, that leads to people wanting ice fishing shanties, and if you got shanties, you got hookers.
It's a shortcut.
Wow, what a leap of faith.
Now, you were right though.
You said, because they're all gutless.
And that's, I think that is what's happening.
Now we're seeing the first CEOs, now they're all kind of in the alternative, you know, like in the, oh, do I have to say the crypto space?
The Coinbase guy said that.
Spotify said that to some degree, but they were kind of wishy-washy about it.
Didn't really, really do as good a job as the Kraken guy.
But when people start to just, and we have FINA, the swimming league, no, no, we have to stop this.
And people have been so afraid.
And I think we see the first sheep kind of jumping over the dam here.
People are going, well, you know, if that guy didn't get in trouble, then maybe I could be okay.
An on-the-boots-on-the-ground interview.
This is off of TikTok.
A feminine gay guy interviews a kind of older lesbian.
And I would classify her as a TERF, which would be a Trans Exclusionary Radical Female.
That's what the lesbians are called by the trans.
Because, you know, it's all one big community, isn't it?
And she's very explicit about what she believes can be in the letters, which I have taught myself was LGBTQQIAPK+.
Long gone, that one.
I know, the 2A has to be in there now.
Yeah, and two-spirit and all this stuff.
So anyway, here's the turf.
This thing is bad publicity.
I need 15 more minutes.
See, I'm looking for 15 minutes less, so this is gonna work out real great.
What do you do for a living?
You don't want to know.
I'm an LGB activist.
Like, from Russia?
No.
What's the LGB?
That's AGB.
Oh, okay.
Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual.
Oh, oh my god, okay.
No, I've heard of it.
I just, yeah, I've thought there were more letters.
So what's the difference between the LGB and the LGBTQIA plus?
You tell me.
Um... Are all straight people.
The woman was too stunned to speak.
Anything to the right of the LGB is straight people.
It didn't used to have any other letters.
All of a sudden, they decided it always had letters.
No, it did not.
Hey, you're really against the letters.
Well, no.
The same-sex attraction is one thing.
And all those other letters are not about same-sex attraction.
There are three sexual orientations.
Homosexual, heterosexual, and bisexual.
LGB is about sexual orientation.
The other letters have something... The people could, in some backwards way or forwards way, be LGB, but it involves some other issue and agenda.
Hello, yes?
The hate crime is coming from inside the house?
No, that's all he can say.
It's a hate crime.
It's a hate crime!
What she just said.
Hate crime!
Yeah, I think she's right.
What the hell podcast are you listening to?
Again, in Ohio, it's not worth playing the audio, but they announced for Pride Month their Pride Cruiser, which is double entendre to the max, but okay.
So it's a wrap on a police car.
Uh, the police chief is real happy to show it.
You know, it's got the colors.
And on the side, it has a heart, which says, um, uh, love who you love.
And then in bold letters, report hate crimes.
This is the cops driving around saying report hate crimes, which is not even a legal thing.
Report hate crimes.
You know, we have red flag laws in this country.
In fact, we have rainbow flag laws.
If someone says something bad about any of the colors of the rainbow, arrest them!
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
Okay, not as crazy as- and then I'll stop.
This is an ad for Pride Month.
Now, just imagine it's animated vegetables who are on screen.
I know, it's hard.
There's a peach and a... Actually, these are emoji vegetables.
So there's a peach and there is a... What do you call it?
The eggplant.
Everyone kind of knows what those two emojis are about, but now they're animated on the screen.
And this is an ad from Postmates.
You familiar with the Postmates service?
Oh, you know, I, I, in the back of my mind I am, but I'm not.
They're like a door that they deliver from restaurants.
Yeah.
And another company that is, uh, uh, subsidizing the millennial lifestyle, which is going to go away.
So they, they need to kick it up a little bit, uh, for pride month and they have some tips.
Uh, especially if during pride month you identify as a bottom.
What are you eating, Miss Pride?
Well, if you're a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want.
But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve?
Not this, Pride.
Introducing the bottom-friendly menu from Postmates.
We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical to bring you a menu of bottom-friendly foods backed by science.
Sorry.
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Hold up!
Are you just fully diving into those beans?
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Speaking of messy, it's a good idea to avoid dairy.
I cannot handle lactose right now!
Look at her!
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Are you organic?
I mean...
Come on.
Wow.
I don't know what to say one way or the other about that clip.
And it's an ad.
They're running it on their YouTube channel proudly.
Oh, thanks, Postmates.
What shall I eat so I don't do something unspeakable by accident during Pride Month?
That could get me canceled.
I thought March was Pride Month.
I don't know.
No.
No, this is Pride Month.
They get another month.
Who cares?
Well, while we're on the topic, I do have Eric Adams, the mayor of New York.
I had this one too.
This is genius.
Hold on a second, where is it?
Fumbling his way through the L-G-B-Y-A-G-G-A-A-P-Q... Oh my goodness, yeah, this is a great clip.
This is great.
This is the mayor of New York, everybody.
We're also investing over $180,000 in transgender, non-conforming, and non-binary non-profits to expand and improve the services they provide to the transgender
Gender non-conforming and non-binary communities and 350,000 towards efforts for LGBTQ plus New Yorkers who have experienced discrimination in their places of worship.
I noticed something.
It says binary.
Not binary, bionary.
Bionary?
Yeah.
I wonder why that is.
Because he's dumb?
Nah.
Nah, I don't know if that's dumb.
The guy's an idiot.
I always thought, you know, he had potential because he, you know, he's...
Worked his way up the police force.
He was street smart.
He had all these things going.
He turns out to be just another stooge in New York, another Democrat stooge mayor.
There was a pretty good article in Tablet Mag, who thought I would ever say it?
I didn't.
About the Pritzkers.
And there's a new term, actually an acronym introduced, SSI.
And it's an article, here's the headline, The Billionaire Family Pushing Synthetic Sex Identities.
And that's a very good term, SSI, Synthetic Sex Identities.
They are, they're synthetic because they don't exist in the real world, and they're about sex, and they're about your identification.
And they are pushing incredibly hard on the SSI agenda.
And so, I gotta read this, you know, the Pritzkers, they run Chicago.
They put, have been partially responsible for helping Obama get into the White House.
Who is, now we had Penny Pritzker, she was the Commerce Secretary.
J.B.
Pritzker is the Governor of Illinois currently.
So they're very, very influential.
And then I realized, as I'm looking at this article, Jennifer Pritzky, picture of Jennifer with JB Pritzker.
I forgot all about this.
Jennifer is the trans woman.
Do you remember she transitioned?
I don't remember any of this.
Oh my good- well, you have to look at Jennifer Pritzker.
Uh, I think her- her dead name is Jeff.
I don't remember.
But, I mean, it's- it's sad.
I mean, I- I think she- she probably truly feels that way.
But she looks like J.B.
Pritzker, the governor of Illinois, with makeup.
I mean, it's uncanny.
I feel bad for her.
The femininity is not kicking in.
Is this the large woman?
Yes.
The whole family is large, as far as I can tell.
So this is the Pritzker's own agenda, but they may be funding a lot of it.
Interesting article is in the show notes.
The billionaire family pushing synthetic sex identities.
It's good though.
It's good that stuff is bubbling to the top.
People seeing stuff and feeling good about it, I guess.
Wow, that's interesting.
You got any more DLMLGBTQIAPKPLUS2ANoodleboy stuff before we go?
Oh, let me think.
I got that thing where the guy's harassing Dan Crenshaw.
Oh, I don't know about this.
I didn't see this.
What's going on?
Oh, it's not even good, but we can play the clip if you want.
It's from TikTok.
It's a clip of some guy running into Crenshaw in a hall of one of the state...
House of Representatives or something with a microphone yelling and screaming at him.
And it's just the kind of harassment you're going to expect to get, I think, in the future.
If you're a politician and you're not playing and you're on the side of globalists, I think this is going to be a this is just an indicator.
I don't know what they're going to do about this because there's no way of stopping it, I don't think, because everyone thinks they can just put themselves on YouTube or TikTok and with this kind of nonsense and get away with it.
But it's pretty funny.
You're giving Ukraine all this money?
And red flag laws too, Dan?
That's ridiculous!
Hey, Dan!
Why are you on the World Economic Forum Young Global Leaders?
World Economic Forum Young Global Leaders!
Dan!
What's Klaus Schwab's number?
You got Klaus Schwab's number?
Klaus Schwab's number, Dan!
Hey, Dan!
World Economic Forum Young Global Leader!
Hey, Dan!
Dan!
How are they?
Dan, what's better?
Aspen or Davos?
Hey, Dan!
Dan, how's Davos?
Nice mountains there, Dan?
You like Klaus Schwab?
Hey, is Klaus Schwab your grandpa, Dan?
Do you have Thanksgiving dinner at his house, Dan?
Hey Dan, did Santa Claus give you presents on Christmas, Dan?
What are you doing?
Charles Barkley, move!
Dan!
Klaus Schwab is literally your daddy!
Take it easy.
Dude, he just sold us out.
Why are you defending this guy?
I'm a big fan of this type of journalism.
Oh, no!
I'm a big fan.
This is what Howard Stern used to send Stuttering John out to do this.
Only Stuttering John was funny by himself.
This is also a bit Alex Jones, early days, except he would do it with a megaphone.
Oh, I enjoy this very much.
And screw Dan Crenshaw.
Absolutely.
I don't care what party he's with.
He was for the vaccine database.
He's for a gun database.
He's for databases.
He likes databases, that guy.
It's crazy.
Um, now it may not be entirely justified with this, uh, you know, this, we should probably just do this before we take a break.
Uh, this, you know, this gun law, which looks like it's sort of gun bill, which looks keeping children safe acts, something like that, which is, uh, you know, everyone's all in a tizzy about and all angry about all the Republicans.
But it's pretty much useless.
It really is.
I mean... It's the idea.
It's... Well, here's a story and then I'll just... Because I looked at the 80 pages, I understand what's going on here.
This morning, for the first time in nearly 30 years, Congress announcing a deal on gun safety.
This is a breakthrough.
And more importantly, it's a bipartisan.
Breakthrough.
The agreement coming after a group of 20 senators, 10 from both parties, spent a week behind closed doors.
The bill includes enhanced background checks for gun buyers under the age of 21.
It closes loopholes to prevent people convicted of domestic violence from owning guns and it provides 15 billion dollars in funding for states to implement programs aimed at addressing gun violence and bolstering school security and mental health.
Not in the plan?
A so-called red flag law that could prevent dangerous or troubled individuals from getting guns.
But Texas Senator John Cornyn argues this plan will allow states to decide on their own regulations.
This grant program will give every state funding that implements programs that they themselves have adopted to stop individuals in crisis from reaching the point of violence or self-harm.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell vowing to support the bill, saying, For years, the far left falsely claimed that Congress could only address the terrible issue of vast murders by trampling on law-abiding Americans' constitutional rights.
This bill proves that false.
But last night the NRA arguing otherwise saying this legislation can be abused to restrict lawful gun purchases, infringe upon the rights of law-abiding Americans, and use federal dollars to fund gun control measures by state and local politicians.
The Senate voted last night 64 to 34 to advance the proposal.
That means it could be approved by the end of the week.
But it's still unclear how much this bill will cost and how it will be paid for, which could be a challenge going forward.
So this entire thing is political.
It's obviously it's only about certain Republicans.
Probably who are more anti-Trump and they just want to make sure that they have a shot at getting re-elected with, oh look, we can do it everybody.
We can reach across the aisle.
Move forward with us.
We're more centrist than you think.
Which is bullcrap.
Now this bill, 60% of it is about mental health challenges.
Which is not even that bad.
I mean, it can be abused of course, but it does offer a lot of The creation of a lot of programs for mental health, which of course will not be done in the correct way.
That'll probably just result in more pharma sales, but at least it's a recognition of what's really going on, because 100% of all... No, I think it is.
Every single mass shooting there's been some SSRI involved, certainly when it comes to children's schools.
And it's never discussed by the media.
Well, no!
Hello?
They're not even discussing the mental health piece here!
They don't discuss it.
It's the biggest part of the bill.
The guns don't really come until, you know, page 30 or something.
And then, okay, so we're going to make money available that we don't have to states who want to implement mental health challenge laws.
So let's just call it, oh, we think this person may have a mental problem.
So states will have to first agree to that.
Otherwise they don't get the money.
I think that's a play or a ploy because states need money.
Certainly as we go into what should be a recession.
It's all around bullshit.
It's kind of meaningless and I'm not for any of it as it relates to guns or the Second Amendment.
It's a complete violation.
I think people will see through it and I'm going to tell you that I don't know, I don't think they'll, they can't get this funded.
The house is going to bicker and moan and we're going to have to choose, do we need money for womb injections for COVID or Ukraine?
So, let's not talk about the mental illness and the SSRIs that most of these shooters are on.
But meanwhile, in the background, there is something sinister happening.
And of course, if you really want to control people, use the financial system.
Here's CBS Evening News again.
There are some of the deadliest mass shootings in history, and they were all financed with credit cards.
The shooter who terrorized a...
So let's not talk about the mental illness and the SSRIs that most of these shooters are on, maybe all of them.
No, no, no.
They're financed with credit cards.
That's the problem.
Credit cards!
There were some of the deadliest mass shootings in history, and they were all financed with credit cards.
The shooter who terrorized a Colorado movie theater in 2012 charged more than $9,000 worth of guns, ammo, and tactical gear in two months.
The man who shot up the Pulse nightclub in Orlando spent more than $26,000.
And the shooter who killed 59 at a Las Vegas music festival People aren't bringing sacks of cash.
Exactly!
They use credit cards.
Priscilla Sims Brown, the CEO of Amalgamated Bank, says the bank could run software to identify suspect gun purchases in the same way it detected other suspicious activity like fraud and human trafficking.
But it was missing a key piece of information.
A unique merchant code banks and credit card companies could use to identify firearm sellers.
And while even shoeshine parlors have their own merchant code, the nearly 9,000 standalone U.S.
gun sellers do not.
So amalgamate it.
Tried to create one.
You apply to a panel, a committee of sorts.
It includes credit card companies.
MasterCard, Visa, American Express.
They all have representatives on this... Correct.
...this committee.
That's right.
Documents obtained by CBS News show the committee rejected Amalgamated's application twice.
The bank was told a code for gun and ammo sellers wouldn't identify the sales at sporting goods stores and the burden primarily would fall on small retailers.
If I wanted to get a merchant code for something else, it wouldn't be a problem.
There's a problem with this one.
Just because it's guns.
According to a statement, the card industry reps only advised the committee in a personal capacity.
Yet Visa, MasterCard, and American Express all did not say if they supported creating a merchant code for firearm sellers.
MasterCard said it was up to elected officials to address the issue of gun violence.
What do you think of credit card companies that say it's not our responsibility?
Well, this is our responsibility.
We have an obligation to address crime facilitated through our system.
If only there were something we could do.
Wow, that is a fabulous, interesting clip.
That is the, what do you call it, workaround.
Yeah.
Well, if only.
And by the way, they never said that these guys overused the car to defraud these guys.
They had the money.
No, that's not it.
They could have easily just gone and got the money and paid cash, but no.
Let's just make it about the credit cards.
Now, since the credit card companies clearly aren't cooperating, our hands are tied.
We have to have a central bank digital currency that we can then make not work for gun purchases.
I'm sorry.
The credit cards did it.
They did it.
Not us.
The credit card companies did that.
This is the future.
That's where it falls apart right there with your thinking.
Okay.
Mainly because the credit card companies are in it up to their eyeballs.
May we both live long enough to see the central bank digital currency used to stop people from buying guns.
I'm not saying it won't be one.
I just don't think it's going to be the end all be all.
These credit card companies, especially Master Charge, are pretty, pretty nasty people.
They're not going to put up with that shit.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C's in the gun-promoting credit cards, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. John C. Dvorak!
In the morning to you, Mr. Random Curry.
In the morning to all the ships and sea boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the names on nights out there.
In the morning to the trolls in the Troll Room, who show up diligently every single Thursday and Sunday as we do the show live.
We do it live, which is at trollroom.io, where you can listen to the stream.
It's 24 hours, this stream is.
Uh, so you can check in there anytime you want.
It's noagendastream.com.
It's trollroom.io.
Let's see how many trolls we have with us today on this Thursday.
Hands up, trolls.
It's time for the Count's Scurryway.
Hey, you over there!
I haven't counted you yet.
Okay, here we go.
Mm-mm-mm.
1711.
Ah!
It's down a hundred.
It's down.
Markets crash, trollroom crash.
You can set your watch by it.
I guess.
Thank you, trolls, those of you who are here.
And as you said, you can troll along there at trollroom.io.
Or if you'd like to go to the longer conversations, we have a mastodon.
It's where you can subscribe or follow John C. Dvorak at noagendasocial.com or Adam at noagendasocial.com.
And from there, you know, you can subscribe from any, you can follow us from any Mastodon account.
It's part of the Fediverse.
It is growing.
I saw the first, and this probably showed up for a lot of people on No Agenda Social, The first kind of irritating Fediverse bomb, I don't know if you saw this, where there would be a post and it would be a hundred names, a hundred usernames, including mine, and I don't know if you were on one of those.
And so people just keep boosting that and keep, keep, uh, posting it and your name is in it.
So it's going to show up because of the Fediverse.
And so when you log in in the morning and take a look, there's like 10 messages, these really long, annoying things, usually from shit poster.com.
Oh, you know, that wouldn't because I blocked that domain.
Yeah, that exactly.
That's what you can do.
That's really good.
You know, I did it some time ago.
Cause I noticed that these guys are bad actors.
So you blocked the whole domain from your user level?
Yeah.
That is cool.
That is cool.
I didn't even know you could do that.
And I'm the Mastodon guy.
To hell.
So there you go.
And that's the beauty of it.
You have complete control.
Unlike Twitter, where you have to go complain, file a complaint.
It doesn't do any good unless you're a left winger.
Report, yeah.
Send your driver's license.
No, no, no, no.
I don't remember.
Value for value.
I remember what it was.
I was just trying to remember.
Oh, the MKUltra trigger word.
Yeah.
So have you started noticing this?
I just started, it's because it came up one time too many.
It's the commentary you have, you see it on NPR, you see it on PBS, you see it everywhere, where there's somebody yakking away about Americans in Afghanistan or Americans in Ukraine or Americans here or Americans there.
There's always somebody comes out and makes a point.
Just stop the conversation and make this point.
Americans do not have to check in at the embassy, so we don't know how many Americans are here.
This has been going on for a while.
I remember this even from other times.
Yeah.
It showed up in Afghanistan the most, and now it's showing up in Ukraine.
I think they're going to try to make us check in.
With a QR code.
At the embassy, in one way or another, when we go visit France or England or any place.
Like every time you go to Amsterdam, you're gonna have to check in with the embassy.
Well, it's a nightmare.
The Amsterdam embassy is a nightmare.
I hope that's not true.
Well, it could be.
It's just cropping up too much.
This show is value for value.
We pioneered the concept.
It's branched out into the Patreon is a version of value for value.
But the thing that we don't like about that is you have to, you know, again, you're being forced into determining what you value this product at.
It's a media property.
It's very hard to value that other than we know how much time and effort and elbow grease we put into it.
And to do it consistently now for a decade and a half.
Um, we find that to be highly valuable and all we ask is that if you had got any value out of it, do something back.
Time, talent, treasure.
So we want to thank Nestworks, who brought the time and the talent with the artwork for episode 1461.
Uh, we titled that one BIPOCS.
Did not get a single complaint about the title.
I'm surprised.
I thought so.
Well, you're surprised.
Well, you, oh, that's right.
You didn't know that BIPOC is, um, People of color.
Yeah, it's a specific type of people of color.
Bisexual people of color.
No, it's something indigenous.
Binary people of color.
Yeah, something indigenous.
Black indigenous people of color.
Something like that.
Well, obviously... Black indigenous, yeah.
Black indigenous people of color.
Nailed it.
Yeah, but no, so no one cared.
Well, that's great.
There you go.
Maybe no one listened.
I don't know.
Maybe no one saw it.
People listen, but they... Maybe I'm just tweeting it.
Our audience doesn't... No, they're not phased.
They're just a bunch of woke jerk-offs.
Yeah, and I should point out, we have several trans producers in the community, and they're not nuts.
We've met a number of them.
Yeah, they're not nuts.
They're great people.
Uh, we got, we got everything.
Go to a meetup, see what you see there.
All right, so we want to thank Nestworks for, which was, it was just a nice father.
We, on these holidays that we celebrate, we really prefer to have something a little more traditional.
It's Christmas or Easter or Mother's Day instead of the crazy wacky, um, And this definitely worked, but it was, I think, a little bit out of necessity as well.
It was my pick immediately.
I love this piece because I like this cornball 50s.
Anyone who could copy a 50s style and make it work, I'm in.
And so I was gravitated to it.
You didn't like it.
And you were... No, I thought I hated it.
Didn't I say I hate it?
I thought, I'm sure I said I hate it.
I don't remember that.
But whatever the case was, Uh, you, you talked me into, and we went with the other art, which was, uh, after a long discussion, Tantha Neal's 1461 dad.
Ah, yes, yes.
The dad jacket.
The dad jacket.
And I, I myself stopped it.
I relented and said, okay, okay, it's a good piece.
I like it.
And then you nixed it at the last minute.
What I always do is I blow it up to the full size and I'm looking at it and it was, it was beautiful.
I love the, uh, although typically we don't do it, um, an episode number, but it was so beautifully done.
1461 dad on the satin, you know, like a varsity jacket, beautiful, no agenda, same font.
But she forgot John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry at the bottom.
Yep.
And that's kind of a format error.
We would have sent that back to the printer.
Whatever you call it.
And it was too bad, because this would have been the piece, but it was incomplete.
So we did a fallback to the piece I wanted in the first place.
And that's literally how it happened, peeps.
Yeah.
That's pretty much it.
There wasn't anything else that was in the discussion.
I just got a message.
You did say one thing.
I'll admit you did say one thing.
Because there was another nice piece by Nesswork.
Nesswork's the snake oil thing.
Yeah.
And you said, no pictures of Fauci!
Did I say that?
Did I say it just like that?
Well, kinda.
And I was in agreement.
FedEx just delivered my Roadcaster Pro version 2.
Oh, you want to stop the show?
I'll tell you what, I'll stop the show, I'll hook up the Starlink satellite and the Roadcaster, and we'll be right back.
It'll be perfect.
We'll be back in 12 hours, ladies and gentlemen.
Expect a very different sound on Sunday.
As, of course, I will try once again to see if they've come close to the specs that I have thrown down for... Can I make a prediction?
Go ahead.
No.
I'm so worried, but I have so much hope.
They're saying all the right thing.
I'm predicting right now.
Would you have predicted?
You really know I'm right.
I have, I have.
There'll be one, and there'll be one, here's what the, I'm going to predict what you're going to say.
There'll be one flaw that like, like maybe it'll be all perfect except for one thing that's so important and they didn't do it.
That's going to be my prediction.
Sounds, sounds like me.
That's for sure.
Yep.
Thank you very much.
And it sounds like they're products, too.
Thank you very much.
Regardless of what happens, there will be a review on Sunday.
You'd probably be more amenable if they gave you the damn thing for free as a review, but no.
I think you're going to sue them.
We have a producer on No Agenda Social.
And you know, when I said, ah, you know, all these YouTube reviewers, they all suck up to these companies and they just, they'll never really slam anything because they get it for free.
Well, apparently we have an audio guy, a producer, No Agenda producer, And I think he has a very large following and he buys all the stuff.
That's different.
Yeah, I know, but he's like, I was really, you know, I was taken aback by what Adam said.
The dude, obviously.
There's exceptions.
Not all woke people are mentally insane either.
But, uh, and you know, and then ComicStreetBlogger jumped in.
ComicStreetBlogger jumped in like, oh, you can see that.
And then, and then this a-hole ComicStreetBlogger backchannels me and emails me, oh man, you really butt hurt him.
I go look at this thread, ComicStreetBlogger's stoking it out all over the place.
Of course, that's what he does.
You preface the entire discussion by pointing out that I Your partner here, and a guy who reviewed a million things, is an exception to the rule, because I'd get stuff or take the free junkets and then blast them, because I have these rules about knowing that if you get, you know, if you get shipped overseas to go visit something and you go, oh, it's so great, you're not going to get invited back because you've already done your job.
You've used shields for them.
So you might as well be honest.
And just not get asked back, or at least the competitor might.
Because you're not going to get asked back anyway.
What difference does it make?
Exactly.
So the point is, is that it's doable.
There are people that can do honest reviews, and they don't have to buy the product to do an honest review.
No.
No.
Anyway, I'm buying the product because I have faith.
You bought the product because these douchebags wouldn't give you a review copy when you, you of all people, should get the review copy and give them some feedback.
And you know what?
I would tell them that, hey, I won't broadcast my feedback.
I'll give it to you directly.
I want you to succeed.
No, but I want them to succeed.
I'm on their side.
No, you want... No, let's back up.
You want a product that is useful to you to make your life easier, to shrink your studio, to do all these positive things.
And so you're hoping upon hope that one of these devices is worth a powder and you'd be glad to tell them what's wrong with it.
In public or behind the scenes?
It doesn't matter.
I need it.
I want it.
It's selfish.
You're a selfish individual.
That's why you could be trusted to give an honest review.
Thank you.
I wear that as a mantle of pride.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's thank the Treasure-type producers who came in to support episode 1462 of clearly the best podcast in the universe.
And wow, what a showing!
Dame Kim Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers from Hubbard, Oregon.
1866.66, there must be a reason.
She sent in a... Dot 16, dot 16.
Oh, I'm sorry, is it 16?
Yeah, I don't know why.
Yes, 1866.16, and she sent in a note. In the morning, John and Adam, whole load, screw your freedom, R2-D2.
Okay, we got all those.
So many 33s in my life, I knew it was time to donate.
Isn't this interesting how this has happened, that people understand the significance of 33, even though we don't really understand it, but they jump in.
The odd amount, that's 1886-16, is just to round out my donations.
Ah!
So I would like to be known as Viscount Dane Kim Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers Protector of the Milk Creek Valley to the Oregon Coast.
Of course.
You two are invaluable.
Thank you so much for all that you do.
Love is lit and all that shit.
Viscount Dame Kim Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers from Hubbard, Oregon.
P.S.
I have a human resource up for grabs.
She broke my Dame coffee cup.
Uh-oh.
How old is this?
Senior request.
Uh, okay, so you wanted a, uh, Screw Your Freedom, where's the... No, Whole Load for start.
I got, yeah, I got Whole Load, and then, where's Schwarzenegger?
Oh, yeah, Screw Your Freedom, and, uh, and, along with that, A&F Cancer Karma, of course.
I'm gonna give you the whole load today.
Screw your freedom.
You've got...
Karma.
Next on the list is Sir Otaku, the Duke of Northeast Texas in the Red River Valley.
And he came up with $1,000, and he's in Flower Mound, Texas.
I've been to Flower Mound.
You've been to Flower Mound?
Yes, I have.
What's in Flower Mound?
You wouldn't go unless there was something to eat or drink.
I forgot what was in Flower Mound, but I was there, and I just told... It's a big hill called Flower Mound, and it's a bunch of dead Indians in there, I think.
Something like that.
Oh, yes, I know Flower Mound, of course.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Okay.
Hey guys, I want to trigger John by saying there's a donation for your- to your circumcision.
That's a reference to the movie I discussed.
Ah, yes.
I know what the reference is, but he wants to trigger you by taking us back to that moment with the rock?
That's harsh.
Pounding.
Harsh, bro.
Harsh.
It is harsh, yeah.
We're a Flower Mound type.
I heard on episode 1460 and decided that I needed to send you some money to keep you guys going because I love what you guys do.
Thank you.
Nice note, too.
Can I get a little girl yay?
And some mac and cheese, Karma.
Appropriately enough.
Sir Otaku, the Duke of Northeast Texas in the Red River Valley.
Yay!
Living the mac and cheese life.
Mac and cheese.
You've got karma.
Yeah, it's popular.
We have Anonymous from Sylvania, Ohio.
And this is another note here.
Oh, this is cursive.
Let's see.
Have fun.
Wait, is this the... Let me just make sure I have the right one.
Yes, here we go.
Dear John Adam, here's my very delayed donation of $1,000.
I started listening during the lockdown and went from, what's a podcast, to only listening to podcasts.
Our evil plan worked!
Please de-douche me!
You've been de-douched.
Please keep this donation anonymous and put me down as Dame MamaCon, as in Decepticons.
Ah, Keeper of the Zoo.
I would like Weisswurst and Kraut with Weissbeer.
Oh, I haven't ordered that yet, but I will in a moment.
Adam.
Weisswurst.
Yeah, Weisswurst and Kraut.
It's a nice white sausage.
Well, let me just put it here.
Weisswurst.
Where is it?
Tell us about the Weisswurst.
And Kraut with...
With Weiss beer.
Kraut with Weiss beer.
Is that the same as wheat beer?
Weiss beer?
I guess so.
Uh, she continues.
I would... I think it's wheat beer.
Adam, word is that Germany will require the COVID vaccine every six months starting in October.
Do you know about this?
Also, when are you talking about monkey pox?
Please remember the K is silent.
Thanks for all you do.
Oh, money pox.
I gotcha.
We talked about a lot.
There's not much to say.
Scam.
Climate change.
All about climate change.
Because, you know, because of climate change, there's things changing, and we live too close to the monkeys, the monkeys are coming in from the hills, we're having sex with the monkeys, monkey pox.
And by the way, it's only gay men.
At raves.
So I, I, yeah.
But money pox?
No.
No.
It's, it's not gonna be for vaccines or anything, although I do read that gay men are now getting messages.
Get your monkey pox vaccine.
She does not ask, I don't believe, for any karma or jingles, so we'll just leave it at that.
And thank you very much, and we'll see you on the podium, good dame.
Oh, she does have a P.S.
you should read.
Oh, she does?
P.S.
The crimesagainsthumanitytour.com will be in Sacramento on July 16th.
John C. Dvorak may want to go to this.
Is that a meet-up?
I don't know.
I guess so.
Crimes?
No.
The Crimes Against Humanity Tour?
It's bigger than a meet-up.
Sounds like something you should go to.
Eh.
Eh.
Sacramento.
Oh yeah.
Sacramento.
No good.
I did a meet-up there before.
Alright.
Onward with Sir David.
In Bel Air, Texas.
I get the Texans today.
Yeah. 660.66 Uh, ITM celebrating completion of my second set of 33 trips around the sun on Saturday.
So he'll be 66.
Hence the donation.
Ah, makes sense.
Please add me to the list.
Baronet status today with this donation.
So add him to that list.
Ah, he goes, don't be a denier.
Climate gate numbers nine.
Nine, nine, nine.
And sir, this is from Sir David Fresh, Prince of Bel Air, Texas.
Uh, let me just make sure.
So Sir David will become baronet was not on the list.
Um, okay.
Sir David.
Baronet.
I love doing this live during the show.
Okay, here we go.
The science is in!
Science!
To the gate, to the gate, to the climate gate!
All right!
Thank you, Sir David.
Baronet noted.
Jess is in Galloway, Ohio.
433-33 from Jess in the morning.
Gents, keeping it short today.
All right.
Thank you, Sir David.
Baronet noted.
Jess is in Galloway, Ohio, 433.33 from Jess in the morning.
Gents, keeping it short today.
Really?
Wanted to get my smoking hot husband's in knighthood.
Ooh, please accept this donation of 433.33, of which 333.33 gets him to knight status, and 100 for me, as this is my 100th episode.
Nice!
Would you be so kind as to throw in a penny?
Eh, we're not stingy around here, of course.
Keep doing what you're doing and here's to no-exit strategy anytime soon.
Please dub Sir Scott.
Dub Scott.
Sir Tant Lee looks like a spook.
The jack of all trades and master of none.
He'd like a glass of Rue de Perle Côte d'Uron and a delicious Wagyu steak at the round table.
Liebe die Schätze!
From Jess.
Aww.
How nice.
Jess is German, apparently.
I would think, or something.
Or maybe Scott is.
Plano Inn in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
333.33.
It's our classic, uh... Executive producer donation number.
Good one, yeah.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It looks like Ian.
Okay, call me Ian.
Uh, first time donating, please de-douche me.
Oops.
You've been de-douched.
He was hit in the mouth by the podcast's more than one, I guess, Grimerica, which I've done.
Mm-hmm.
Have you ever done that?
Nope, I still haven't, uh... I suck.
I suck, okay?
I suck, I suck.
Cruisin' with steak.
I've never done that one.
And the pre-woke, Micah Hanks.
Or Micah.
Micah, Micah.
Thanks for all the work you do.
Goat karma, please.
You've got...
Karma.
333.33 from Michael Brahe in Denver, Colorado, who says, John Adam, your podcast deserves far more than what I can give, but please accept this measly 333.33 as a representation of my appreciation for what you do to deconstruct the news media, actually, to be but please accept this measly 333.33 as a representation of my Thank you very much.
And this is exactly the right amount.
If it's what you feel is the max value, then there you go.
We appreciate it.
It's perfect.
Spot on.
No need to apologize.
Okay.
That was...
Huh.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, we, uh, I'm sorry.
You're anonymous.
Yeah, you're doing other stuff.
You're, you're, I don't know, you're watching something else.
No, no, no, I'm doing stuff that's important.
Anonymous, Spokane, Washington, 333.33.
Please keep me anonymous.
You, we did!
Good job.
ITM, gentlemen, thanks for what you did.
By the way, always put that at the beginning.
Yes.
Nothing worse than reading a long note that says at the end, please keep me anonymous.
ITM gentlemen, thanks for what you do.
Heard that before.
Love, peace, and hair grease!
Sir Anonymous, Freight Dog.
John Holsing, 333 from Chanhassen, Minnesota.
I'd like to do a switcheroo and ask that you de-douche my magma hot wife, Amy.
You've been de-douched.
Wow, okay.
So let me just put Amy in there as the switcheroo.
This is quite a, uh, quite something nice because the next line we read, I will remain a douchebag unfortunately for the time being.
He gave up his douchebag status to his wife.
No, his de-douching status.
No, I know.
His de-douching status.
But he's still a douchebag.
Right, right.
So she, so she, yes, he's a douchebag.
He gave up his opportunity to be de-douched for his wife.
That's love.
And he'd also like to call out Kyle Jones as a douchebag.
I'll take Will... I'll take... I'll take Will Stevens.
It's easy, because although Will did donate $333 from Barr, Massachusetts, there's no note that we can find, so we get your double karma.
You've got...
pharma.
Edward Tatnal in Indianapolis, Indiana, 333.
I'm donating to your racket because it's not a racket.
This is related to the wife who donated an associate executive position for her husband.
She says, what a racket!
I don't know why he wants this, you two losers!
You idiots!
Idiots!
Why does he want this?
What a racket!
Okay.
I'm donating to your racket because it's not a racket.
It's saving or creating lives by shrinking amygdalas and watching the M5M so we don't have to.
Exactly.
That's worth the price of admission right there.
Thanks and keep up the good work.
Love is lit, Sir Fodfather in Indianapolis.
Thank you very much.
Kevin McKenna is next, our first Associate Executive Producer for Smith Falls, Ontario, Canada, 25642.
Uh, nope.
No, no, no.
We honor the $3.33 dollarette, so this actually will make Kevin an executive producer.
Am I not correct?
Uh, yes.
Yes, absolutely.
Okay.
No, that was, that was, I think, I think it was.
Oh yeah, it should have been bumped up, right?
I think it was just a mistake.
He'll be put on the right list.
Yeah, he'll be put on the right list.
So we're still, yeah, we're still at execs.
Because we do that.
Even though, holy crap, what are these dollars now in Candanavia, Australia, New Zealand?
Like 60%?
I think it might be, yeah.
Not much more.
Okay, back to Kevin McKenna.
Kevin McKenna here from Smith Falls, Ontario, Canada.
First time donating to your awesome podcast.
Please de-douche.
Well, of course, we'll do that.
You've been de-douched.
This is a birthday donation for my 33rd trip around the sun.
I first saw Adam on JRE, decided to give the No Agenda show a try.
I came for Adam, but stayed for Mr. John C. Dvorak!
33.33 Canadian dollar s i've worked really hard so this extremely valuable to me and i hope uh used to can put it to good use yes thank you that's exactly what it that's how it's supposed to work appreciate it i first saw adam on jre decided to give the no agenda show a try i came for adam but stayed for mr john c devorak and you too adam thanks for having the best podcast in the
Woohoo!
Can I hear the ants jingle by John where he's talking about ants tasting like pepper followed by yak karma for all lovers lit and shit.
Bye.
I got ants.
You've got karma.
Maybe I'll put it at the end of the show mix.
We're a little light today so you can get the full thing.
It is a fan favorite.
Patricia Petrit.
In Brighton, Michigan.
$250.
And she sent a note on paper.
Well, this will do, she writes.
Do the trick.
This donation makes me a dame.
All right.
I choose Dame, uh, I don't know if I can read, Trip of Detroit Rock City for my name.
Trish.
It's gotta be Trish.
I choose Dame, yeah Trish, my name's Patricia.
I choose Dame Trish of Detroit Rock City.
I don't know if that's what they got there.
For the round table I request, uh, Lafayette Coney Dogs.
Oh brother, where is this?
Okay.
I don't know what a Lafayette Coney dog.
I know, but we're getting out of control with these requests, people.
Well, she just wanted one thing.
No, she wants three things.
No, four things!
Four things!
She wants Faygo Rock rye cream soda, chili fries, and a few pierogies thrown in for good measure at the round table.
Karma for you both.
Keep up the good work.
Thanks to Stephen of the Ferndale, Michigan for hitting me in the mouth a little over a year ago.
Thanks to you, but she's got a funny oblique writing style.
It's hard to read.
Thanks to you both for your endless Leprosy.
Lessons on deconstructing the M5M.
I remain a faithful listener.
Patricia Petrit.
Dame Truth of Detroit Rock City.
P.S.
Suggestion.
Boot the no agenda social users who don't post and allow those who want in a chance.
Okay.
Yeah, we do that every so often.
We do that.
We'll do another purge.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
But really, you get the same from any other Mastodon account.
Okay, I understand it's coveted.
I understand it's a coveted position to have that.
She wants into the good side.
She's a dame.
She deserves the best.
Uh, okay.
Rita Harrington, uh, 236.
She had no jingles, by the way?
Our dame there?
No jingles?
No, none that I could see.
Rita Harrington is in Nevada, Sparks, Nevada, 236.
My Father's Day donation was to honor you both.
Another to the best podcast in the universe.
Thank you.
Appreciate that, Rita.
Hmm.
Michael Hintz.
In Dundee, Michigan, 23456, favorite donation.
Happy Father's Day to you both, and to all the dads out there, especially mine.
Best dad in Gramps we could ask for.
Credit goes to him.
Oh, so in other words, this is, I think, is a switcheroo.
So is it Gramps?
Same name as mine, so credits are fine.
Oh, okay.
I don't have to change anything.
It's a twofer.
It's a doofer.
Could use some house-selling karma too, please.
Thanks.
You've got karma.
I get the text in here.
From Coppell, Texas.
Brian McDonough, 223.
Hey gents, quick contribution and recognition of my human resource, who bowled a tournament last weekend, averaging 223 over 20 games, including his first 300 game, and made the All-American team.
Not everybody knows that my partner in crime, Mr. John C. Dvorak, played semi-professionally or professionally?
Did you bowl professionally?
I was in the University of California bowling team with NCAA champions.
We didn't win the NCAA championship, but I did win one NCAA tournament.
And what's your 20-game average, would you say?
I could never do 223 back in the day.
I could average 210 maybe.
And I've never thrown a 300.
I've thrown 18 strikes in a row over two games, but I never could throw a 300.
Now 300 is everything all the time?
Strikes.
All strikes.
Just all strikes in a row?
It's a fascinating sport.
223 is professional grade.
Yeah, very cool.
And could use a Jobs Karma in addition to that celebration.
So of course, good job everybody.
Do we have the best producers for what?
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Nikka Karma.
Craig Clifford in Uxbridge, Ontario, Canada. 222.33.
Uh, donation is a switcheroo.
There's a little switcheroo for my son, Cayton.
Cayton.
Cayton Clifford for his 35th trip around the sun on June 19th.
Late, I know.
We both need a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
That's for Craig, and here's the one for Clayton.
You've been de-douched.
Cato.
in the mouth about a year ago for the best podcast in the solar system thanks for all that you and john do i have just one thing to say to all the masses that are hypnotized by the m5m wake up jingles Ha, ha, ha.
Pigs in human clothing.
China is asshole.
Mac and cheese.
And goat karma.
Another coincidence with Mac and Cheeks.
Fear is freedom.
Subjugation is liberation.
Contradiction is truth.
Those are the facts of this world.
And you will all surrender to them.
You pigs in human clothing!
China is asshole!
You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
Macaroni and cheese.
Cheddar melted together.
Mac and cheese.
You've got... Karma.
I'd like to point out this is no coincidence.
This is no coincidence.
Everyone, except you, heard the mac and cheese story because it was a huge national advertising buy.
Yeah, I was on the alternate media.
So I want to mention something.
He calls himself Craig Clifford in Uxbridge, Communist Canada, and somehow, I don't know what he did, but he has a little red hammer and sickle on the spreadsheet that came through with Canada.
Oh yeah!
That's interesting.
Yeah, I see that too.
We can't get a German name to come through properly, but a hammer and sickle for Communist Canada?
Yeah, that works.
Yeah, I know, that's exactly right.
Seth Streen is in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
RoaDux222.22.
Oh, he says, call me Ian.
Again, this is for my wife Stacy Mahonis.
Please de-douche.
All right.
You've been de-douched.
I hit her in the mouth and our lives have only improved since.
She will be attending the Oshkosh meetup and didn't want to go as a douchebag.
You took care of that for her.
Goat karma, please.
Of course.
You've got karma.
That's interesting.
Courtney Chase is next on the list and she also comes in with a row of ducks.
And she's in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
I overheard you, I'm sorry, I overheard our seven-year-old son throwing the ball for our dog and saying, we go out, we hit dogs in the mouth.
And I decided it was time to donate, and in case I was on the fence at Sunday brunch, our four-year-old daughter walked into the restaurant's rather dark bathroom and said, Joe Biden is hiding in here!
Oh my goodness!
The donation puts me about two-thirds of the way to damehood with my 40th birthday coming up on a show day.
We'll try to see if my husband picks up the subtle hint.
Hello, husband.
As a great birthday present idea, would love get vaccinated slash no for jingles.
Courtney Chase and Coeur d'Alene.
Idaho.
Get vaccinated.
No.
My goodness, you got some great kids there.
Get that on tape.
Record that.
A couple more associate execs to go here.
Black Knight Sir Hummus is in Philadelphia.
A row of ducks for him as well.
222.22.
And he requests a name change back to Black Knight Sir EZ.
Okay.
You featured Dr. Raymond Pete... You're featuring Dr. Raymond Pete... Ray Pete.
Prompted me to donate again.
This man is a genius.
Please play the C-SPAN jingle.
Oh, yes.
It's been a while since we played that one.
Another throwback well over ten years ago.
Love is Lit!
It's what we do so you don't have to.
C-spin.
Let's take the next two.
Yeah, since neither of them have notes that we can find, it's Richard Altman with 200 from Winnipeg and William Fankhauser with 200 from Columbus, Ohio.
We did look everywhere in all the different email accounts, didn't see anything, but we appreciate.
And for both of you, a double karma is in order.
You've got double karma.
Boris Sopeniuk, I'm guessing, in Pleasantville, New York.
Another 200.
Gets a few 200s today.
It's nice.
This donation gets me to knighthood.
I realized my total was at 933, so that was a sign.
Maximum health karma for no agenda executive producers.
Trey, if the Gitmo Nation is so inclined, unfortunately he can use financial support as well.
Go fund me and he's got a link here we can put.
Yeah, I'll put that in the show notes.
This is really crazy though.
If you look at what happened to him, all of a sudden he had a severe throat ache.
And then, boom, he's in the hospital.
They had to do a tracheotomy on him, which partially failed, so air got into his chest cavity.
It's a nightmare!
Jeez!
And I don't know exactly what happened, just like from one second to the next.
But he's a No Agenda producer, so of course, we wish him well.
So he does want some jingles.
Don't eat me, Bojiden.
And thanks again for all your great work.
And also caviar and kvass.
Ooh, my favorite.
I love kvass.
It is?
Oh, kvass is, um... It's a carbonated drink.
It's basically Russia's version of Coca-Cola.
Kvass.
Is that the stuff that tastes like beer?
A little bit.
It has a little beer-y taste to it.
And a little... Made from malt?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kvass.
I love that stuff.
Eh, meh.
Wait, what is this?
What have I got here?
You've got those damn Lifesaver gummies is what you got there.
No!
Kvass!
Kvass!
There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
He's drinking some Kvass.
By the way, I would just recommend that you as a bottom probably shouldn't be eating these Lifesaver gummies.
Just a thought.
Not a bottom.
Jingles, don't eat me, Bojiden.
That's all you want?
Okay, we got that.
Don't eat me, Bogeyed, and you're scary!
So scary!
Thanks for reminding me about the, uh... I forgot all about him.
Thanks.
How big is that bag?
It's bigger than it should be, I'll tell you that much.
I was eating him on the DHM plug, too.
Yeah, it's... I'm concerned for your health.
There's only one bag.
Yeah, but you're pounding him.
This is my read.
Pounding him, yeah.
This is my read.
Yeah, I've been waiting for this.
I timed it so I get to read this one.
Okay, go.
From Olympia Washington, $200.
You guys are such a pain in my ass!
Last week I made a donation from... Oh, this is her!
Last week I made a donation from my hubby, Arthur Saint.
I made a racket comment that I guess apparently pissed you off!
It was a joke!
I'm sorry!
Now I have spent $200 to apologize.
$200 to apologize.
We good?
No.
I'm sorry, John.
No?
No.
Maybe another $200 donation.
You are just the worst human being.
Hey, you know?
Although, I will say that neither you or I thought it was a joke.
I mean, it was... There's a lot of nuance that gets lost in...
In text.
It was put in it.
She had a mean spirit when she said it.
You could read it in her.
But she still has a mean spirit.
Yeah.
She's still jumping on it.
Wow.
It would have been better if you said, my bad.
That would have made it.
My bad.
My bad.
Thank you, Susan.
We, of course, are just joshing around.
Hey, your husband's lucky, Arthur Saint.
Yeah, lucky man.
It's tied up in the corner as we speak.
Sir Principals of the Spineless Twats.
We talked about those people earlier in the show.
$200 and he's in Wadsworth, Illinois.
This is Sir Principals of the Spineless Twats.
There are two A's.
Please put this towards my wife, Kelly Farrell's Damehood.
It's also my wife's birthday on 6-26.
She's on the list.
Happy birthday, honey.
I love you and appreciate everything you do for our son, Declan and I. We both love you.
Aww, how sweet.
Final one.
Joshua McClain, $200.
Brian, Texas, of course.
Knighting donation for Joshua McClain.
Please knight me, Sir Joshua, the historian, keeper of the historical record.
ITM, 73s.
KG5, PDU.
Well, 73s to you.
Kilo 5, Alpha, Charlie, Charlie.
Hey, have you, uh... I'm not even gonna ask.
Someone's gonna take your call sign.
It's like letting a domain name lapse, you know?
I'm not... Don't worry, you're not gonna get it.
So I wanted to mention Joshua and I went back and forth because his donation came in Sunday.
Last Sunday.
And he couldn't quite get the note in, you know, it came in after the show was over almost.
So, anyway.
Okay.
Seems like a nice guy.
All's well that ends well.
We appreciate it.
We appreciate the support from all of our executive and associate executive producers.
Touch and go there on the newsletter.
I guess it worked.
People heard the call, the clarion call.
And a lot of people saw Mac and Cheese, need to donate.
A lot of people saw 33's.
These are all clues.
These are your true MK Ultra triggers.
I'm proud of putting that into your head.
Thank you.
Value for value.
It works.
We can survive.
You can support us.
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Our formula is this.
We go out.
We hit people in the mouth.
I get something out of the way.
The little story about the Biden, Biden's daughter's diary.
This story's been around for a long time.
I'm surprised that people are playing it up now, because we knew what was in it a long time ago, it seems.
It could be because of the recent... Oh, Get Rid of Joe?
The Joe.
Get Rid of Joe.
By the Democrats.
Yeah, that makes sense.
But this is Tucker Carlson doing a little thing on it.
I think this is pretty good.
Violating a rule here.
That's rare.
In what world is the alleged theft of a diary investigated by the FBI?
Why were they doing this?
Well the answer lies in what's in the diary.
And now we know what's in the diary thanks to a new piece in the Daily News which has a copy of the diary.
Josh Boswell is a reporter there at the Daily Mail.
He broke this story and he joins us with the answer.
We've looked at the diary.
We've spent a lot of time considering carefully what to report from it, and what we've chosen to report are some pretty serious things that Ashley, the President's daughter, wrote.
She wrote that she was musing over whether her father was sexually inappropriate with her when she was a little girl.
She mentions in the diary showers with her dad.
She also talks about them being probably not appropriate.
She writes that down on one page in her diary.
And she also refers to being hyper-sexualized at a young age.
There's a lot of references in the diary to her repeated spells in rehab, her relapses with drug abuse, alcohol, and sex addiction as well.
And there's some truly kind of shocking things in there as well about how Joe cried.
He was brought to tears over worry for his daughter just before a Democratic primary debate.
So we can now know, because of this diary, that there are several things that would be extremely important for national security They'd not fall into the wrong hands, for example, the Chinese, right?
Or the Russians, who could use this as blackmail if it wasn't published.
Oh, man.
Yeah, we knew all of those passages, but you're right.
It's time to nail Joe to the wall.
He's gotten too big for his mentally insane britches.
He's talking about running again.
He thinks he's really doing a great job.
And I have the biting clips today, actually.
They're all short.
He's just yelling at people.
Everything's someone else's fault somewhere.
It's all your fault.
You did it!
You did that!
I didn't do that!
Companies running gas stations and setting those prices at the pump.
This is a time of war.
Global peril.
Ukraine.
These are not normal times.
Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you are paying for the product.
Do it now.
Do it today.
Your customers, the American people, they need relief now.
Okay, so... You know, this is a problem with electing.
The guy was never a governor.
He's never had any of these executive experiences.
He's never worked for a living.
I think he was with a law firm right after college.
And if you look at young Joe Biden, and I'm talking 94 crime bill, I'm talking Clarence Thomas, he's an asshole with a smug-ass look on his face.
When he was a younger man, balding, He was a real douchebag.
Yeah, he was totally a douche.
Like an arrogant Cheshire Cat douche.
Yes.
He's still a douche, but he doesn't have the wits about him that he used to have.
So now, of course, he's a slow-witted douche, which is the worst kind.
Oh, slow-witted douches.
They need to be banned.
So as we learn how to kick these idiots out of our corporations, maybe we'll learn to kick this one out of the White House with all the people that are pulling the strings.
I'm so tired of this old man.
Yes, I'm ageist.
And so now he's- He congratulated me for putting these clips up and now you're on the other side of the fence.
I know!
But you know, you've fallen down.
There's no clips of him in your bin.
So I brought the goods.
They're all short.
So now, it's like he's putting us before the fait accompli.
As we say in France with Pierre when we're having our hair done.
So for all those Republicans in Congress criticizing me today for high gas prices in America, are you now saying we were wrong to support Ukraine?
Are you saying we were wrong to stand up to Putin?
Are you saying that we would rather have lower gas prices in America and Putin's iron fist in Europe?
I don't believe that.
Okay, so it's either we suffer.
We, the people, suffer because of Putin's price hike, but we're protecting democracy and our friend Zelensky.
As Press Secretary Karine Abdul-Jean-Pierre put it... I mean, the President has been very clear in making sure that he does everything that he can to alleviate the pain that American families are feeling when it comes to gas prices.
So she flubs elevate, and then she says... She doesn't say alleviate, she says something else.
It's a weird... Let me hear it again.
She says alleviate.
No, no, no.
The president's been very clear in making sure that he does everything that he can to elevate, to alleviate.
Alleviate, she says alleviate.
Alleviate.
Alleviate.
Like, with Lawrence, alleviate.
It's alleviate, ladies and gentlemen, alleviate.
I don't know what she's talking about.
But luckily, when it comes to inflation, which, of course, is Putin's fault, it's Putin's price hike.
You know, arguably, the choices made by the West, kicking Russia off swift and the the at least the marketing that we no longer want Putin's oil, you know, that I'm sure hasn't helped the situation.
But when the Federal Reserve Chairman Jay Powell was asked about this very same thing, the answer came back a little differently.
Given how inflation has escalated over the past 18 months, would you say that the word Ukraine is the primary driver of inflation in America?
No, inflation was high before, certainly before the war in Ukraine broke out.
I'm glad to hear you say that.
The Biden administration seems to be intent on deflecting blame, and as recently as just this past Sunday spread the misinformation that Putin's invasion of Ukraine is the quote biggest single driver of inflation.
I'm glad you agree with me that that is not the truth.
Not that anyone gives a shit.
Yeah, they don't care.
They've written off all these people.
But the president has a plan.
I told you this plan was coming.
They tried to do it differently.
Supposedly, the White House wanted to send everybody a debit card with some money on it, which would have been great.
But no, they didn't have enough of the chips to manufacture the cards.
Another reason why that central bank digital currency is coming quick.
But he has this idea.
Well, tonight, will there be a gas tax holiday?
President Biden is nearing a decision on whether to pause the national gas tax.
He says he's hoping to decide on a gas tax holiday by the end of this week.
The move would save drivers more than 18 cents per gallon.
It would require congressional support.
AAA today reporting the national average for gas is now just below $5 a gallon.
That's the first weekly drop since April.
So what percentage of that of $5 gas?
It's not going to do jack.
But listen to my version of that clip.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Okay.
Gas tax.
I'm sorry.
Gas tax.
Got it.
Oh, NPR.
Much higher quality, of course.
Did you know that every time you buy a gallon of gas, you pay an 18 cent tax to the federal government?
24 cents if you're buying a gallon of diesel.
The tax pays for highways and public transportation, but with gas prices sky high, President Biden is calling on Congress to suspend it temporarily for three months through the end of September.
Okay, what's the question?
Well, a couple.
First of all, I thought the gas taxes that we pay to the state were the ones that took care of our roads, and maybe the interstate highway system would've, but even though that doesn't make any sense because I've got Highway 80, which is an interstate highway system right out here, and it's filled with potholes.
Potholes!
Now, the other thing is, why does the diesel gas tax $0.25 versus $0.18?
It was once encouraged to use diesel, especially the new low-sulfur diesel, which does not pollute.
What's the reason for the hype?
Why is diesel being dinged extra?
I never knew this.
Well, if you want my perspective, this is the great reset.
The whole idea is to make life untenable, to make everything suck.
Let me give you some examples.
We'll just, and we'll come back to this because I got some Queen Ursula stuff.
This is, and the reality of the situation is not being discussed.
That's why I can only think it's done purposefully.
We know what happened with transportation.
We know that many people were fired because they didn't want the vaccine.
We know that some people in transportation died.
Whether you're a TSA agent, a pilot, a flight attendant, a baggage handler.
You know, a lot of people just said, screw it.
You mistreated me to such a degree and you forced all this crap on me.
I'm not going to do it anymore.
But no.
No, no, no, no, no.
That has nothing to do with it.
That's, that's exact, this is an intentional collapse of some of the most important networks that we have.
I have a few travel clips.
The summer of 2022 is going to be travel hell.
That just set it up.
Here's more ABC.
If you're flying instead of driving, a new warning about air traffic control staffing.
The CEO of United Airlines says staff shortages have left busy airports, including Newark Liberty Airport, staffed at only 50%.
The FAA insists there's no system-wide shortage.
This is the biggest bullcrap.
No system-wide shortage.
Why are they lying about this?
Because they're doing it intentionally.
They don't want Pete Buttigieg to have to go and say something about it.
He can't do anything.
He's completely ineffective.
He's the opposite of the vaccine.
He's not safe and highly effective.
Alright, so let's get into the staffing shortage.
Tonight, the summer travel season off to a messy start.
More than 5,000 flights canceled since Thursday, leaving hundreds of thousands of travelers frustrated.
Children and newlyweds sleeping on the floor at Atlanta's airport.
When we hit the Atlanta airport, it became 100% chaos.
Disabled veteran Joe Reese was stranded overnight in Atlanta after his Caribbean honeymoon, finally making it home 36 hours later.
They're supposed to have a way to be able to make sure that people like you and I have a way to get from one destination to the next.
Despite all this, airfare is still skyrocketing, up 47% since January.
But experts say the problems won't be easy to fix, blaming a perfect storm, including severe weather, grounding flights, and ongoing pandemic staffing issues.
It takes time to recruit, hire, and train people to work at airports.
The summer of 2022 is going to be travel hell.
And it's not just the airlines.
United CEO Scott Kirby today saying staffing shortages at some of the FAA's air traffic control towers are impacting air travel.
They're doing everything they can, but like many in the economy, have staffing issues.
The FAA tonight acknowledging staffing issues at a few facilities due to COVID, but saying there is not a nationwide shortage.
The major U.S.
airlines now cutting flights in July and August, hoping the situation gets better.
Airlines have reduced their planned summer flights in order to build up a buffer of pilots, flight attendants and aircraft.
But there's only so much they can be expected to cut back if they still want to be able to serve people.
Yeah, what a mess this has been.
Gia with us tonight.
And Gia, give us a bottom line here.
These airlines and air traffic control towers, do they have enough employees to handle all this?
So, David, the airlines lost thousands of pilots during the pandemic, and it takes years to train new ones.
The same for the air traffic control towers.
So this really could go into next year.
So five seconds of a two-minute report.
Yeah, they've lost thousands of pilots and air traffic controllers, but you know... Without explanation.
None!
None whatsoever!
Lying sacks of bullcrap!
And it's not just America.
Heathrow.
AAA predicts nearly 50 million Americans will travel over the Fourth of July holiday weekend, and international bookings are up more than 250% from last year.
But some of those plans may run into problems.
London's Heathrow Airport on Monday asked airlines to cut flights, while it deals with a sea of luggage that piled up over the weekend, partly because of staff shortages.
Some people had to wait days to get their bags.
Let's stick in the UK for a moment.
They have a train strike.
And this is a nationwide train strike.
You're going to hear a couple of reporters telling you exactly the situation boots on the ground.
Having lived in the UK for five years, in the London area, in Guilford, the train is incredibly important.
The roads are so congested, particularly in London.
You know, you're crazy if you would think to drive into London on a daily commute from anywhere but really South London.
I mean, it's nuts.
And so everyone takes the train, which by itself is not the most pleasant experience.
It doesn't matter where you sit.
There's always some drunk Brit at the end of the day who's just either puking or annoying or loud.
It's the same with the tube.
I did not like the British public transportation system.
Anyway, listen, because at the end of this report we learned something very interesting, which I think might help strengthen my point of the Great Reset.
Well, here in the Welsh capital, Cardiff, there's been a real impact on the train strikes today.
15% of trains running, the vast majority not more than a thousand services cancelled.
And nothing at all west from Cardiff, where I am.
So the likes of Port Talbot, Swansea, unable to get any form of train at all.
And zero trains in Mid and North Wales.
So there has been a real impact.
In Liverpool, there are only a limited number of train services running from the main train station, Liverpool Lime Street, that you can see behind me.
And of those services that are running today, a number have already been cancelled or delayed.
Well, here in Glasgow, ScotRail has cancelled 90% of services.
They are running just five routes today, and those routes mostly between Glasgow and Edinburgh and a few places in between.
There is nothing running north of Falkirk, which is why here at the bus station it is a lot busier than normal.
Roughly half of the information boards at Leeds station have no train information on them at all because there are so few trains running.
Northern Rail, for example, is just telling people don't use the trains, not just today, but between now and Sunday because of the knock-on effects of this rail strike.
Here at the National Traffic Operations Centre they monitor all the major motorways and A-roads and there had been some expectation we could see gridlock today with people driving into work in large numbers because they couldn't take the train.
In fact that hasn't really happened.
If I step out the way the bank of cameras throughout the day really has showed Most roads flowing pretty freely.
In fact, in some cases, in some parts of the country, particularly the motorways, looking a little less busier than they would on a normal Tuesday.
Okay, what's going on here?
So, no one could take the train, or almost no one.
And the roads weren't blocked and jammed?
This is dumb.
I've seen that effect here, too.
When you're at home in a quasi-lockdown situation, WHM or WFM, work from home, This is it.
We don't need to go in anymore.
Stay home.
Right.
Just stay home.
And back up your thesis.
I got a super clip, a build back better super clip is I think we heard some of this before.
This is a slightly different one.
And the reason I like this build back better clip is because it's, I'm pretty sure there is like, there's some kind of like programming going on, but not everybody seems to get it right.
Uh, like saying build it back better.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
It means you're not on board or you're fucked up.
You've got something wrong with you, but you can listen to the gaffs.
Even Hillary can't say build back better.
I don't know.
I think there's something else going on with that, but let's listen to the build back better.
A great reset, a super clip.
It's a very pertinent question to ask how do we build back better?
To build back better or whatever.
To have a chance to reset the clock and build back better than before.
To build back better than before.
Remember the terrible damage of COVID as we try to build back from this global pandemic.
Joe Biden calls it build back better.
Build back better.
Building back better.
To do things differently.
To build back better.
We're going to build it back better.
And build it back better.
My plan to build back better.
Start taking all the problems that have been created in education, mental health, and start to build back in a positive way.
I have launched a booklet called Build Back Better.
Britain after coronavirus.
It's about building this country back better.
A growing conspiracy following it.
It is called the Great Reset.
An unprecedented opportunity to rethink and reset the ways in which we live.
The Great Opportunity for Reset.
The theory even calls Mr. Biden's campaign slogan, Build Back Better, a front for the conspiracy.
Build back better.
Building back better our economy.
Build.
Back.
Better.
All elements of the Great Reset are fundamental to building the future we need.
This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.
It's a big effort.
Some would say to build back better.
We would say to really have a great reset.
Rightly said.
Conspiracy.
For a better life beyond your freedom.
Build back better.
For someone else.
Let's.
Oh, Phoebe, what's wrong, girl?
Let's.
I like the barking during the clip was funny.
What does it matter, baby?
Come here.
She heard the clip and she's disgusted.
She's like, oh, I hate that build back better crap, dad.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's see how that's going to build back better.
Let's check it out Germany.
In the meantime, Germany says that they will have to start again to fire up their coal plants as Russia continues to tighten the flow of natural gas to Europe.
Germany calling the move a bitter but necessary step in this environment.
Yep, and let's check out, I don't know, Sri Lanka.
Breaking news actually, bringing in tomorrow in just a second, but Sri Lanka's Prime Minister, apparently he has said that the troubled economy of Sri Lanka, as you know we've been covering that story here on Sky News, there have been some significant unrest, including burning down buildings.
He's now telling us that the economy has collapsed, with the country unable to pay for oil Yeah, oops.
Oops.
Which country's next?
How about Turkey?
of that beautiful island of course um sri lanka very rich and varied but big economic problems at the moment and the economy we're told has collapsed with the country unable to pay for oil imports yeah oops oops which country's next how about turkey turkey should collapse they've got they're working on not collapsing They've got hyperinflation.
Or have they done something?
What have they done?
Have they fixed it?
Nothing.
Not with Russia.
Okay.
Queen Ursula spoke at the European Commission.
Now we're getting down to brass tacks.
This is Ursula von der Leyen.
She is the Queen Bee of the European Unions and all their roundtables.
Three short clips here.
This is obviously about Ukraine and where she and the European Union see them standing now and in the future.
The Commission recommends to the Council First, that Ukraine is given European perspective.
And second, that Ukraine is given candidate status.
This is, of course, on the understanding that the country will carry out a number of further important reforms.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Ukraine, wait for the reforms.
They're gonna be fun.
Ask Greece how that went, all right?
Ask Greece, ask the Greeks how that went.
Now, so they have EU... This is not...
A judgment call, this is a status, EU perspective, that means that you can then, and I guess they are now receiving, candidate status, which is kind of like, yeah, you know, if you keep kissing me, maybe I'll marry you.
She discussed this with Zelenko, of course, when she was visiting.
So in sum, a lot has been achieved, but of course important work remains.
I have discussed all this with President Zelensky and Prime Minister Schmeichel when I was in Kiev around about ten days ago.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Did you hear the obvious gaffe?
About her not being there?
No, where was she?
She discussed this with Zelensky in... She said Kiev.
We all know it's Kiev.
Yeah, I'm not going to buy that.
Cracking the armor.
It's not on my checklist.
Go on.
Prime Minister Schmichal, when I was in Kiev around about 10 days ago, and I got a very telling reply by President Zelensky.
He said, you know, even if we would not apply for European membership, these are all reforms that are necessary and that are good for the country, and we would have to do them anyway because it's for Ukrainian democracy.
Of course, we know that not everything can be achieved as long as the war rages in the country.
But many of these issues can nevertheless already be addressed.
Mm-hmm.
OK.
By the way, with sanctions, maybe they mean this.
Apparently Ukraine has banned the main opposition party, has seized all of its assets.
So that may be the kind of things, you know, some things that the European Union wants them to do.
So they're showing their good faith by seizing the assets of the political opposition.
And it's not just about Ukraine.
Oh, no, no.
There's a big plan.
Georgia is on deck.
Georgia shares the same aspirations and potential as Ukraine.
To be invaded by Russia.
And Moldova.
It's application has strength, in particular the market orientation of its economy with a strong private sector.
To succeed, the country must now come together politically to design a clear path towards structural reform and the European Union.
a path that concretely sets out the necessary reforms, brings on board civil society, and benefits from broad political support.
This is why we recommend to Council to grant the European perspective and to come back and assess how Georgia meets the number of conditions before granting its candidate status.
So this is like the debutante ball now.
Okay.
We have to make sure you have European perspective, whatever that means.
Uh, and then maybe we'll give you candidate status.
There is, there is a plan here that is nuts.
If you look at the, uh, it's a government, uh, commission on security and cooperation in Europe, the CSCE.
Have you ever heard of these jamokes?
I don't know.
We have come across them.
So their idea, and they've released a paper, and there's a link in the show notes, it's well worth reading, how Russia should be partitioned into eight separate parts.
This is their plan.
They're going to break up Russia.
So we'll have the Republic of Russia, we'll have the Ural Republic, the Republic of Siberia, the Republic of Sakha, and the Far Eastern Republic, and a couple more that are on this map.
I mean, they're insane!
And this is not like a secret.
This commission has been around for a long time, and they're just publishing this.
You've got to screw loose.
You can't do this.
Well, I mean, you can say it all you want, but this is a very bad... And what is our CIA director doing in Moscow to talk with his counterpart?
Did we get any reporting on that?
Why am I even saying that?
I know, I know.
Why even ask?
Why even ask?
Sorry.
Uh, okay.
We have, uh, I have a mini-supercut for January 6, 1-6, Jan 6, Insurrection Day.
I have, um, War on Guns.
We talked about that.
We talked about the War on Guns.
Oh, the War on Nicotine.
We'll do that after the break.
Let's- I have a- I have a nicotine clip.
Well, let's do that- I have a- I also have a Jan 6 roundup, which might pre-preface your, uh, supercut.
No, I think my supercut prefaces your roundup.
Really?
Yep.
Yep.
It's only 30 seconds, you'll see.
There's never been a bigger or more important story in American history than this.
This is the most important story in the history of the Republic.
These January 6 hearings are remarkable.
They are riveting.
The hearings last night, they were searing, they were vivid.
It was compelling, it was chilling.
The videos were chilling and it was, I think it's going to be historic.
This was a historic, compelling hearing.
This is very compelling television because it's a very compelling hearing.
And it's compelling.
It's must-see TV.
What?
Must-see TV?
What?
What is the key word from this supercut?
Seems like compelling.
I mean, I love it when people do supercuts and send them to us because that is the best way to show that this is a scripted-out system.
You know, the so-called talking points, whatever you want to call it.
Typically a word like compelling.
No, it's compelling.
It was compelling when they were taking it off prime time, because you don't want compelling TV at prime time.
You want it at 10 in the morning.
Every failed TV series was pretty compelling.
But it just didn't work.
Okay, you're NPR, Jan 6, 1-6, Insurrection Day Rundown.
Does it need set up?
No.
The House Select Committee investigating the January 6th insurrection is gearing up for its next hearing.
NPR's Windsor-Johnston reports lawmakers tomorrow are expected to explore then-President Donald Trump's efforts to pressure the Justice Department in the days after the 2020 election.
The committee yesterday laid out the case that Trump was deeply involved in a scheme to pressure state officials to overturn the election results.
Committee Chair Bennie Thompson says the next hearing will show that Trump was also the driving force behind an effort to corrupt the Justice Department.
On Thursday, we'll hear about another part of that scheme.
His attempt to corrupt the country's top law enforcement body, the Justice Department, to support his attempt to overturn the election.
Tomorrow's hearing will feature testimony from Jeffrey Rosen, who served as the acting Attorney General after William Barr resigned.
Oh yeah, they've got the goods on them now.
This is the big moment and I'm pretty sure, I don't know if it started, I have a feeling Schiff will be presenting today because he was yacking it up with Dana Bash on CNN.
...will include evidence about Trump electors and battleground states who submitted fake electoral college ballots even though Trump lost these states that we're talking about.
This is interesting how Dana Bash sets that up.
She makes it sound like there were fake ballots, but what she's talking about is that she had, you know, there was an alternative slate of electors.
Yeah.
But what she says is fake electoral ballots.
That's, yeah, this is a very skewed way of presenting this.
Because there is a procedure of having altered electors.
Yeah, this is not illegal.
It's not illegal, but Schiff is going to say it is.
We'll include evidence about Trump electors in battleground states who submitted fake electoral college ballots, even though Trump lost these states that we're talking about.
We have already heard that campaign officials, Trump campaign officials, were involved in that.
Do you have evidence that the former president himself was involved?
Yes, we'll show evidence of the President's involvement in this scheme.
We'll also again show evidence about what his own lawyers came to think about this scheme.
And we'll show courageous state officials who stood up and said they wouldn't go along with this plan to either call legislatures back into session or decertify the results for Joe Biden.
The system held because a lot of state and local elections officials So, maybe there'll be some bombshell.
Bombshell!
Bombshell!
It'll be a big bombshell.
Seems unlikely.
Now, Trump, of course, is disputing all of this here tonight.
Bombshell.
Bombshell.
There we go.
Now, I've just got to talk to Trump for a second.
Mr. President.
We were okay when you took Pocahontas for Elizabeth Warren because we were saying it for at least... Man, 2008.
At least eight years before you started using Pocahontas.
We were okay with it, right, John?
But we couldn't use it anymore.
Because people would think we're stealing from Trump.
We look like Trumpies.
This is a problem with us being so far ahead of the curve.
When the president said the following in 12 seconds, I was like, okay, now you've ruined not only one of our favorite descriptors, but you've ruined it for two people now!
I watched this Adam Schiff the other day.
Shifty Schiff.
Guy's nothing.
He's nothing.
We call him Watermelon Head.
He's a perfect shape.
What?!
The heck?
John Kerry has been watermelon head on this show for years.
Now the president appropriates that and applies it towards Schiff.
Pencil neck!
He's pencil neck!
Yeah, pencil neck is better.
Not watermelon head!
Pencil neck geek.
Watermelon head!
Retract!
I mean, you can still have fun with Kerry.
I mean, he's a problem too.
But no.
Again, we were very early on the watermelon head.
We are basically Trump guys before our time.
I mean, not like for Trump, but we're just, we're like him.
Yeah, wise asses.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
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A Turk!
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I'm German, born and bred though, not sure that counts.
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So I'll just read it.
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Lastly, wants to call out Kyle's parents, Robin and Kathy Chalk, his brother Evan Chalk, and her brother, Adam Heff, as douchebags.
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I'm not sure.
Could be.
Robert Case in Mill Spring, North Carolina.
A lot of fifties today.
I like that.
Yeah.
Christy Jones in Demorest, Georgia.
Christy Jones is also in Cumming, Georgia.
There you go.
Hey, what's going on here?
Sir Jerry Wingenroth in Saugus, Daniel Galloway in Marietta, Georgia.
A lot of Georgians today.
Thank you.
And last but not least, Sir Alan Bean in Beaverton, but he is also going to be pumped up.
Oh, that's right.
To Viscount.
He's actually, I think, a Baron.
And we have a note from him about this somewhere.
Oh, yes.
Very short.
I think.
Well, Alan Bean, here he is.
Uh, hello, John and Adam.
I always love the show.
He's been a consistent $50 donator for 15 years.
That's right.
And we never had a fight.
And he sends in a check every month.
And we love him for it.
As always, I love the show.
It is particularly informative and entertaining to me, especially since retiring.
I'm retired here in the Pacific Northwest.
It is time for a title change, I see.
My preference for the change is to be known as Count Among the Furs.
Thanks for all the both of you do for laughs and analysis.
It's greatly appreciated.
My best to you both.
Alan Bean in Beaverton, Oregon.
Thank you, Alan Bean, and thank you for being there in Beaver.
I've been there for such a long time.
It's super.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I remember his first check.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
It came in with a note.
A first check.
And it was right when we started the donation idea.
Value for value, yeah.
Exactly.
And it said, I am going to send you a $50 check as long as I still like the show.
15 years.
Rockin' and rollin'.
And he sent it in routinely every month for almost a little over, about 15 years.
15 years, yeah.
Well, we, of course, thank Sir Alan Bean, and we thank every producer who supported the show, including our execs and associate execs.
They do get the titles, by the way.
You can put those Executive Producer or Associate Executive Producer titles anywhere that credits are recognized.
Thank you very much to people under 50.
The sustaining donations are critical for us, because this is a great day, but we get very slow days.
So please consider that.
And for all information about it, we have a website.
You can sing the jingle so you'll never forget.
In fact, you'll always remember.
And a goat karma for anybody who might need it.
You've got karma.
You've got karma.
Courtney Chalk, happy birthday to her smoking-hot husband, Kyle, 43, on the 21st.
That would be two days ago.
Kimberly Vacheron, her son, Owen, turns 24 today.
Owen, congrats.
Sir David will be 33 on June 25th.
Sir Principals of the spineless twats, Happy birthday to his wife, Kelly.
She will be celebrating on the 26th.
And finally, Kevin McKenna turns 33 today.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
Dame Kim, keeper of the nutty fluffers, becomes a Viscountess.
Dame Kim, Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers, Sir Alan Bean, as you just heard, becomes Count Among the Furs.
Black Knight, Sir Hummus, becomes Black Knight, Sir EZ, by request.
And Sir David achieves his baronet status today.
day congratulations to all of you and thank you very much for supporting your best podcast in the universe as we move on to our podium here we have uh we do have uh uh two dames three nights uh Uh, you need a bigger blade.
Yeah, I got that.
I got the big one right here.
Oh, that's the long one.
Holy crap, beautiful.
Anonymous!
Patricia, Patrick, Scott, Forrest, Chip, Tignac, and Joshua McClain, all of you, hop up here on the podium.
Thanks to your support of the Noah Jenner Show and $1,000 or more, I hereby pronounce the Kate V. Dane Mamakon.
Dame Trish of Detroit Rock City.
Sir Tant Lee looks like a spook, the jack of all trades and master of none.
Sir Dirt Dude named Boris of Web 5.
Sir Joshua the historian, keeper of the historical record.
For you we've got Hookers A Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay.
Weisswurst and Kraut with Weissbeer.
Lafayette, Coney Dogs, Fagio Rock, Rye Cream Soda, Rue de Père Coturon, and a delicious Wagyu Steak.
Caviar and kvass, ginger ale and gerbils, bongets and bourbon, and of course...
If you can't handle the caviar and kvass, mutton and meat is always there for you at the round table.
Go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
Tell us where to send it, that handsome signet ring, so you can seal all of your important correspondence with the included wax and the certificate of authenticity.
All thanks for you becoming a knight or a dame of the No Agenda Show.
There's few things I hate more than you interrupting the flow, so please.
I love interrupting the flow.
Go for it.
Yeah, it really sucks.
Did you try the mead yet?
You're interrupting for that?
Well, it's party, it's party time.
I hate this little boy.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm like, I forgot something.
I forgot a note.
No.
It's have you tried the mead yet?
Yeah.
Jeff is very unprofessional.
I'm just going to say it.
Unprofessional.
Now, I try to keep the flow going here on the show.
So what about the mead, now that you have my attention?
Yeah, did you try the mead?
You got a meadery there in your area.
Oh!
And you promised you were going to try the mead and then you haven't done anything.
So not only do you interrupt my flow, you excoriate me.
No, I'm not.
I'm going to try the mead.
It was just a mental note.
Okay.
All right, let me see if I can get back into the flow.
There was a very important meetup in New York City.
Our Duke of the South, Sir Patrick Coble, hosted it, and here is a report.
Welcome to the New Agenda Meetup in New York City, sponsored by the Duke of the South.
Hey, it's the Duke of the South.
Howdy.
Howdy.
In the morning.
In the morning.
This is Baronet Sir Michael Anthony.
We're bringing swagger back to New York City.
Greetings from the People's Republic of New York, where we eat our masks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
In the morning, Dan Franco.
In the morning, it's Marky Mark, MKUltra, coming to you live from New Woke City.
Thanks, boys.
You guys are the best.
In the morning, this is Jane from Amsterdam, living in New York now, under Jimmy, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, having the time of my life, surrounded by beautiful people.
I'd like to call out my brother, Dawa.
Fuckin' douchebag.
Have a wonderful day.
This is Tapino Curiosa, no origin to social.
Now, we're seeing cake being brought to the Duke.
Take care, everybody.
That was a good report.
A lot of fun people there in New York.
He got the guy living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Woo!
I don't know, man.
Don't let him catch you going to that meet-up.
You know, it's a bunch of KKK Nazi quadroons hanging out there.
Blacksburg, Virginia.
Spook meet-up, maybe?
Hello, Gitmo Nation.
This is dude named Justin out here at the Blacksburg, Virginia meet-up.
Yes, MI6 is visiting out here.
And this month we had two human resources and now I'll pass around the phone here and they'll say in the morning or whatever they want to say.
Patrick?
In the morning!
Jake?
Sir Jake out of the water and back on board in the morning.
All righty.
Looks like we had a great day out here today and really nice weather.
Temperatures in the 70s.
Now back to you, Adam and John.
Big or small, it matters not at all.
The meetups are fun to go to.
You can still make the Hairball Rocks meetup, the Wisco meetup, 5.30 in Oshkosh.
The return of John and Taylor to Denver City Park.
That is in Denver City Park.
Six o'clock, so you can make that as well.
Tomorrow, it's the 70s again!
Six o'clock at Rogers Campground in Lancaster, New Hampshire.
And make sure it's New Hampshire, not Pennsylvania.
That would be... And it's an RV site, so hey, that should be fun.
Saturday, Brisbaneians against monkey herpes scam.
Okay, that's our Brisbane's in Cafe Samford Little Tree Bacon Brewhouse in Stamford Village, Australia.
JD the former spook is organizing.
That's one I'd love to go to.
Also on Saturday, Central Iowa Meetup at Noon at Smash Park in West Des Moines.
The Central Oregon Local 17 at Noon Pacific.
Mecca Grande Brewing and Tasting Room in Madras, Oregon.
Fierce Freedom Meetup for Forties and Fowl, 2 o'clock on Saturday.
Champy's Chicken, Chattanooga, Tennessee.
SoFlo Soiree, Propaganda Palace at Punta Gorda, Florida.
That is in Punta Gorda.
2 o'clock on Saturday, Mid-Vancouver Island Meetup, 3 o'clock Pacific, The Rogues Oasis, Lake Cowichan, British Columbia, Canada, Return of the New England Meetup, 3.30 in Wachusett Brewery, East Westminster, Massachusetts, Flight of the NOAA Agenda 029, It's Like a Siesta, 3.33 in La Siesta, Cocina Mexicana, I have to remember, is it Cochino or Cocina?
Because one of them is a bad word.
San Clemente, California.
Leo Bravo hosting.
The May Meetup in June at Big Hop, San Antonio, Texas.
The Cookout Yard Party at the Feral Homestead.
The Feral Homestead, RSVP for directions if you're in Woodinville, Washington.
No Step on Snack, Western New York.
Meetup, Raymond Klimek Veterans Park.
In North Tonawanda.
That is on Sunday, also on Sunday.
Oh my goodness, this is crazy.
The Michigan Local 1 Ancient Ales Meetup, 2 o'clock at Brewery Becker in Brighton, Michigan.
Crossroads of America, Noggin the Tribal Redux at the Blind Owl Brewery in Indianapolis.
Summertime at the Livin' is Easy Piney Woods, 4.33 at Rotolo's Pizzeria in Longview, Texas.
And finally for Sunday, totally not a Russian Oligarch Yacht Meetup.
7.30?
Ah, yes, this is the Sir Brian of London, and it will be at the Sea Explorer Yacht Club in Adge, France.
That's one you would want to go to, because he actually has a catamaran and he'll be hanging out and have a good time.
So I'm told.
Those are your no-agenda meetups.
It's crazy how many people are getting into these, because the community is what it's all about.
Doesn't matter where you're from, your background, your race, religion, your gender.
All of it is irrelevant.
No Agenda Nation is the community.
noagendameetups.com.
If you can't find one, start one yourself.
Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days.
You wanna be where you won't be, triggered or held to blame.
You wanna be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
You got any ISOs?
If I have one ISO and it's not that good, you might as well play mine.
Klaus Schwab is literally your daddy!
I like it.
It's a little long.
Let me see what I have.
Don't you have anything better to do?
Okay.
That wasn't weird.
That was nice.
I think I... No, I like yours.
Well, okay, we can use it.
Unexpected.
But it's funny, I like that Klaus Schwab is literally your daddy.
I think he also, didn't he say, hey, I patch Crenshaw.
He was like getting really rude on him at a certain point.
I'd just like to handle one topic before we go.
Okay, did I have one clip?
I do have a bunch of clips about Colombia because the communists did win, so that's going to be fun to listen to on the next show.
You were right!
You said that that was going to happen.
And I find it very encouraging because it's a big change.
Big change.
I don't know if it's a good change.
It's a big change.
It's not a good change, but it's a big change.
Vape Wars.
Yes, it's the vape wars.
Wars on the vape.
Being e-cigarette.
Pew, pew, pew.
Yeah, the vape wars has turned a little ugly.
It's turned into the nicotine wars.
Things are changing drastically.
Not that anything has actually happened yet, but there was an article in the Wall Street Journal that the FDA would be, maybe, no proof, according to sources, would tell Juul that they have to remove all of their vaping products.
Despite other organizations being allowed to keep their vape products, and there's more on deck.
The FDA is planning to reduce nicotine levels in cigarettes.
It wants to reduce the chemical to non-addictive levels to prevent young people from getting hooked.
But any rule change could take more than a year and will likely face legal challenges.
Now I have my thoughts about this, but you said you also had a clip.
Yeah, I have a clip.
It's pretty similar to yours.
Let's play it, though.
It mentions Juul, at least.
Which one is it?
Last clip on the list is called... Oh, tobacco update.
Yep, got it.
The Food and Drug Administration recently made several moves to try to reduce smoking, specifically teenage smoking.
And this week, the FDA announced that it wants to cap the amount of nicotine in traditional cigarettes to make them less addictive.
Joining us now to talk about all of this is NPR's Yuki Noguchi.
Hey, Yuki.
Hi, Elsa.
Alright, so what is this new proposal from the FDA exactly?
Well, you know, its proposal is to reduce addiction and smoking-related death and prevent kids from smoking by reducing nicotine.
And nicotine plays a big role in that because it's addictive.
So the Biden administration hopes to cap the amount of nicotine in cigarettes to a very low level.
And they hope that will help people quit or never get hooked in the first place.
But, you know, this is a long way off.
It could take years to implement, and the industry is likely to resist or fight such measures in court.
Right.
Okay.
And just today, the Wall Street Journal is reporting that the FDA is ready to force Juul's e-cigarette products off the market.
What more can you tell us about that?
Yeah, that would be a really big move, because Juul is a top-selling brand.
What happened is, two years ago, the FDA decided it would review all e-cigarette products.
So far, Juul's rivals, Reynolds American and NJOY, have gotten approvals for some of their tobacco-flavored products.
But according to that news report, Juul's are going to be denied, and we don't really know yet why.
The FDA declined comment.
Yeah, there's a lot of things happening here simultaneously.
I'm surprised that they're wrapping it all up into one ball, because this has been going on since they tried to get... Remember that Trump, they were saying, oh, we got to get rid of these vapes, and they they wrote Melania into it, and then Trump found out that, you know, what a scam they were running.
Right now, the global market share of IQOS, I-Q-O-S, which is the combustible product, so it's a smokeless tobacco, but it's still actual tobacco, functions a bit like a vape, has about 28% global market share of all tobacco products.
Alternative tobacco products, I'm sorry.
But this lowering of the nicotine?
This will result in one thing and one thing only.
People spending more on cigarettes.
This will result in an increase in lung cancer.
And it will benefit Pfizer.
That, yes, I think that's part of it.
Remember there's a master states agreement that many, if not all states have already banked on.
A significant portion of tobacco taxes goes towards funds for, you know, it's supposed to be to heal the, you know, to take care of those with cancer from cigarettes.
Scam.
But ever since vape products have come in, that number has gone down, but these are very big funds and bonds or whatever the instrument is, they have to keep, you know, the money has to keep flowing and I think they're desperately worried.
This is big money.
Hundreds of billions of dollars.
This will increase, so you have to buy more now?
Yeah, it'll increase their money.
Yeah, exactly.
This is a win-win.
So, we've got them pushing, and I think when you use combustible IQOS, which will be the reason to get rid of vaping products, because it's tobacco, you still get the tax sale.
So, in my mind, this is a big-ass scam.
And how did Prohibition work the last time we tried it?
It didn't work out at all.
It created a crime-ridden country.
Alright, I think we should pack it up.
Not because we're out of time and the affiliates are getting angry.
Because I've got that box waiting for me.
I can't wait to configure it so I can be very disappointed.
That's where the dog would spark.
Probably.
She's so good.
Coming up next, we have on NoahJennerStream.com, at the Troll Room, TrollRoom.io, Rare Encounter 102, Mac Daddy MoFo.
No idea what that is, but it's just one of those many cool things.
You can hear on noagenestream.com.
Go and troll around at trollroom.io.
End of show mixes.
I guess I'll slip in the ants.
I got some Professor JJ.
And a Dee's Laughs.
Always good.
Always love a Dee's Laughs.
Look forward to deconstructing the next couple of days.
We'll do that on Sunday.
Everybody who's doing meetups this weekend, enjoy.
Thank you for supporting the show, our producers, execs, associate executive producers.
Mwah!
We love you all!
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Part of the Texas Hill Country, FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Sunday, right here on NO Agenda.
Please remember us at dvorak.org slash NA.
Until then, adios, mofos!
and such.
This morning, renewed hope and relief.
Just about the reported incidence and the baseline rate of myocarditis prior to vaccination.
Is there any data that you have on that?
I would definitely say no.
Now shots are expected in little arms as soon as tomorrow.
This is a known phenomena in the 12 to 17 year old age range.
I'm not trying to deny that there's some signal here in the 12 to 17 year olds who are vaccinated.
The rate that it was seen, about five-fold higher than the baseline rate if this were in the normal summertime.
The CDC saying nearly 20 million more children can now get vaccinated.
This morning renewed hope and relief.
Doctors warn COVID can be deadly for young children.
Natural immunity isn't enough.
Just about the reported incidence and the baseline rate of myocarditis prior to vaccination.
Is there any data that you have on that?
So again, what would you say to parents who say, is it really worth it?
I'm not trying to deny that there's some signal here.
About five-fold higher than the baseline rate.
Not all families are on board, though.
I would definitely say no.
This morning renewed hope and relief.
The CDC say nearly 20 million more children can now get vaccinated.
I'm not trying to deny that there's some signal here.
So again, what would you say to parents who say, is it really worth it?
I would definitely say no.
About five-fold higher than the baseline rate if this were a normal summertime.
The CDC say nearly 20 million more children can now get vaccinated.
So again, what would you say to parents who say, is it really worth it?
Just about the reported incidents and the baseline rate of myocarditis prior to vaccination.
Is there any data that you have on that?
I got ants.
I don't know if we had ants.
We had ant invasion.
I was thinking if you desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them to a powder like a fine, fine grind of black pepper, we were having dinner and yeah!
I got an ant somehow in the meal and I ate it.
These things are peppery.
I got ants.
These ants, they don't need a lot.
And then you see, you find all the ones that are roaming around.
I'm going to back them off by doing the burning trick.
Just torch them.
And you leave them there.
The only ant, there are occasional moments where there's an ant that you do not torch, and that's an ant that's carrying one of the dead ants back.
I got ants.
Ants.
Ants?
Ants.
I got ants.
Ants.
I know I'm going to sound like an idiot.
I know I can't rap.
But when I go there and I do that, I'm actually just trying to jam the most absurd parts of our culture in their face to prove a point.
Listen, I love them.
They love me.
We all need to relax and be less tense around one another.
COVID still getting you sick.
This feel like a trick.
Three shots of permanent mask and doesn't seem to do dick.
This self is gonna win.
I'm a betting man.
So I thought the team was vaccinated in the NBA.
I was wrong.
I talked a lot of it.
Shit forgot that facts.
Doubt I'd follow up on the side effects, man.
And that's just facts.
I never really thought of long-term consequences.
And that's skeptical what I'm saying.
Look up Henrietta Lacks.
I'm losing my crypto, but I'm finding my religion.
Head in the right direction.
Although, I'm still sinning.
I was worried about TD Bang banning me financially.
But I messed up and it caught me.
Now I'm fine.
Glad I guess we'll see another centralized exchange.
Got me feeling hot.
The Celsius was turned up.
Customers knew that we got got.
PayPal, Etretra, please send us the cash.
Make sure to spend it before the next impending market crash.
Thank you for your courage, T-Y-F-Y-C.
See you Thursday, all the producers and the GTA.
You're the key.
No agenda comedy.
Most fun in the city.
Guaranteed to work like John and Adam's rain sticks.
You feel me?
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