This is your award-winning Game of Our Nation Media, Assassination, Episode 1382.
This is no agenda.
We're 1 in 500 and broadcasting live from the heart of Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'm going to sit here and wait for the Zephyr, I'm John C. Devorak.
Yes, I'm expecting it to show up.
Last Thursday was a very slow-moving, like, 18-car Zephyr.
No, that was, I think, even further back.
I've been missing the Zephyr.
Maybe.
There was a slow-mover recently that was a full one, but...
That was the one we talked about.
You said, oh, don't worry about it.
It's moving slow.
That was the most important part of the report.
Yeah.
I guess that was what was, don't worry about if you're on the tracks.
I mean, what am I saying?
Not to worry about a slow-moving Zephyr.
No, I mean, that means the economy is slow-moving.
It's a report.
It's a report.
I got up this morning, I'd say in the morning, and there's one of those monster freight trains going by with a thousand containers.
Oh, yeah.
I think we've also re-orged a thing.
The U.S. imported some crazy amount, like $600 billion worth of stuff from China in quarter one, I was reading.
It's like, that's a lot.
Well, believe me, I see it coming in.
We have a trade deficit, you know, in the excess of $250.
It's crazy.
Before you give us the 3x3, and I know it's Thursday, so everyone's highly excited about this.
Oh, they're all jacked up.
Everyone's always anticipating.
I did watch the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday.
Yes, I caught a bit of that.
Well, you and I are the only ones.
Well, I only caught like 10 minutes.
My point is, you and I are the only ones.
You and I are the only ones.
It stinks.
They had barely cracked a million viewers on MTV itself.
Now, that's down 31% from last year, which was 1.3 million.
Just a few years ago, they were looking at 10, 12 million.
They're broadcasted everywhere.
The CW was probably the biggest place where they would get ratings after that.
0.6 ratings.
They're close to Asterix land there.
You're right.
It was boring.
This is why I was interested in it.
Despite that they had full crowds, everyone cheering.
It wasn't one of those award shows where it was artists just looking into a dead audience with puppets or some crap like that.
M5M is dying.
The M5M is dying.
People aren't watching anymore.
They're not watching the news.
They're not watching the networks.
I mean, it's really down.
I don't believe that.
Single digits.
It was a sucky show.
That's why nobody watched it.
Not because the M5M is dying.
Yes, it is.
They are doing whatever they can, but no one cares anymore.
They're doing a crappy job.
I think it's the management.
No.
Kids don't even have cable anymore.
People don't have cable.
The cord cutting is complete.
I'm just worried that the M5M will die before we do.
We'll have nothing left to deconstruct.
Well, that's not going to happen.
And just take a look at the stock price of Charter Communications, if you believe that.
That's what you just said.
That's all stock buybacks.
I'm on to those guys.
I know how it works.
Well, the show was just dreadful.
Even though I really like Joe DiMaio, the director.
He used to be an assistant producer.
Not an associate, but assistant.
And he directed it.
But yeah, it was filled with Illuminati crap, of course, as always.
Oh yeah, ridiculous Illuminati crap.
And it was the butt awards.
Everyone's butt, everyone's butt, butt, butt, all the butts.
Oh, and who's the one girl, the butt girl?
She comes out, Chloe.
Which one?
There were a whole bunch, yeah, Chloe, there were a whole bunch of butt girls.
That's what I, I watched Chloe show her butt off, like this is some big thing.
It's not even that good of an attractive butt.
And then Madonna had a BBL. A Brazilian butt lift.
It's very, very, very sad what's going on.
She's 63.
What happened, Maddie?
We liked you with your old butt, too.
We didn't have to go through all that.
Highly sexualized.
I missed that part.
That must have been kind of gross.
That was the opening.
It's like a granny's butt lift.
Yeah, a GBL. That's what we're going to call it from now on.
Hey, everybody!
Experiment by JCP. Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC. The never-ending 3x3.
That's right.
Every single Thursday, JCD goes and takes a look at the top three morning shows.
Gives us a rundown on 3x3.
Tell us what's really happening in the world of M5M, which he still claims is not dying.
Let's see if that's true.
What are they doing, John?
Well, NBC was all jacked up.
They had one thing after another, and they were going through it.
They started off...
I ended up watching it a little longer than I should have, because every time I went back...
I might as well just get this out of the way.
Every time I went back to ABC, which would normally have...
Well, they were doing a lot of sales.
Wait, aren't they doing sales?
Aren't they selling stuff?
They were doing sales, but not this time, not today.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It was a wall-to-wall coverage of the new, I guess it's coming out in a couple of days, of the...
What's the name of the Jennifer Morning Show?
Oh, Jennifer Aniston on Apple.
Here's the Zephyr.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
This is a normal Zephyr going by at a normal speed.
Ladies and gentlemen, alert the boys and girls of the Squawk Desk, the NBC. Nothing to worry about.
Normal Zephyr just going by.
Bitcoin currently $47,749.
Wow!
Oh my god!
Listen to that horn!
A rare 3x3 Zephyr Report combo.
Are people lucky who tuned in today or what?
They should be thankful.
Yes.
So this is the morning show, whatever it's called, the Apple TV show that nobody watches.
Oh, I love that show!
I'm just saying, it's not on cable, it's not on over the air, it's not on anything.
You have to get an iPhone to watch it.
No, you don't.
You can watch it on Roku, but you need to join the cult.
You need to pay for it.
I'm not paying for it.
I liked the first series.
I thought it was pretty good.
I thought it was excellent.
Well, someone watched it.
There's no doubt about it.
You and me, we watched it.
Someone was watching it.
Yeah, but it's like, why is ABC promoting it?
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, whoops.
Apple, Disney, and Jobs own stock in both companies.
The major shareholder in both companies.
How does that phone call go?
You know what I mean?
Wait, wait, wait.
We gotta do it.
I'll be the ABC guy.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna be Loren Jobs.
Okay, you be the ABC guy.
Yeah.
Hey, ABC man.
It's Laurent Powell Jobs.
Surely you've heard of me.
Oh, Ms.
Jobs.
Oh, Ms.
Jobs.
Good to hear from you.
Yeah, surely you've heard of me.
We have this fantastic Jennifer Aniston, good friend, friend of the company.
And we really need to do a little bit of promotion.
Can I count on you for the next board meeting?
I'm on the compensation committee.
Absolutely.
As you know, yes.
Okay, thanks.
Bye.
That's how it goes.
You just saw television in action.
So I go from ABC to NBC. I go from ABC to C. I can't get away from it.
That's all they're doing.
And they have Jennifer Aniston on there talking about her acting chops.
Oh, how much work she had to do on this show with her good friend Reese.
And how it was great to work with Reese because she's been friends for a long time.
And then they get to reveal their inner selves.
And you know, last season was so good we felt it was going to be impossible to top.
There was no way.
But yet we did it!
It's crazy.
We pulled it off somehow.
In the midst of COVID, how hard it was to shoot during COVID? They brought it in.
COVID took it all.
No COVID. Alright, so that was ABC. Back to...
Yeah, screw ABC. Yeah, screw ABC. Those guys are selling shit.
So NBC has the future of work.
They're predicting $19 an hour.
And then they cut from that, because they missed the beginning of that segment, they cut to the new weather woman, Dylan, who's as pregnant as a house.
So it's kind of like a throwback to the original Elle Roker.
Yeah.
Okay, that's one way of looking at it.
The old, old Al Roker.
Yeah, before he had the staples.
Yes.
So, then they go into, they bring in, what's his name, the guy who, Carson Daly is the show business.
Yeah, of course.
He comes in, he does the pop star lists.
And they took the Toy Hall of Fame, they go into that, and then they quickly jump to a classic scam.
The Rolling Stones knew 500 greatest songs ever.
Wait, was this The Stones or was this Metallica?
Rolling Stone magazine.
Because Metallica just did this.
They did an album.
No, it's Rolling Stone magazine.
Oh, okay, I gotcha.
The 500 biggest songs.
Oh, it's just a list.
It's not an actual collection.
Okay, I got it.
Yeah.
No, it's no collection.
No.
It's just a list.
So everything at the top...
500?
All black protest songs.
500.
500.
Can you name...
10?
Well, I have the top three.
Okay.
Brown Sugar...
No, these are all...
That's problematic, believe me.
These are all songs.
This is the woke.
This is the woke 500, is what they should have called.
Ah, woke 500, everybody.
Here we go.
Number three.
Number three is Change is Gonna Come by, what's his name?
Sam Cooke.
That's the number three song of 500.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I'm ready for number one.
I can't wait for it.
I've got to guess number one.
What's number two?
Oh, you'll never guess number one.
Unless you're cheating.
No, I'm not cheating.
Number two is It's Raining Men.
Fight the power.
By public enemy.
Really?
Oh, man.
Fight the power.
It's woke.
It's very woke.
Now, let me think about number one.
Number one.
I mean, if you get this, I'd be stunned.
It's idiotic.
Is there any hint you can give me without totally giving it away?
Because this is such a vast, you know, going from Public Enemy to Sam Cooke.
I mean, that's hard.
Okay, I'll give you one lone hint.
It's a female singer.
That would be, then it has to be Ella Fitzgerald.
Ella Fitzgerald's not even on the list.
Whitney Houston.
Whitney Houston.
How can the great Ella Fitzgerald be part of 500 rope songs?
Okay, Arisa Franklin with respect.
Yeah, you got it.
Really?
Clued you off.
Yeah.
Okay.
No one clued me off.
No one clued me off.
Well, you got it.
It's Respect is the number one of 500 great songs of all time, by the way.
This includes Mozart.
Well, hey, let's just listen to it one more time.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T. Yes, Respect...
Respect.
Wow.
Okay.
Way to go, Rolling Stone.
The Woke 500.
We've talked about these lists.
I've been involved in them, and they're done to get attention, and they're going to get a lot of attention because this list is idiotic.
Wow.
And we're still on NBC now.
That's the end of NBC. We already did CBS. No, I'm sorry.
We did ABC, which is a stupid thing.
Oh, by the way, the last thing on NBC, after you say this, they did get one more plug.
They really jammed it in today.
One more plug for a new movie coming out that I didn't know about.
It's a movie.
You say, why are you doing this movie?
Steven Spielberg...
Is doing West Side Story.
Oh, yeah.
No, this is...
Yes, and there was a big controversy over that because they were trying to put non-Hispanic Latinx actors into the gang.
This will not stand.
I don't even want to discuss this, but let's go to ABC. I'm sorry.
CBS. Central Intelligence Broadcast Systems.
What were they bringing us?
Just as bad.
This guy, Tony DeCoupla, whatever his name, one of the hosts.
All I saw on here, they did cut away from this, but this guy apologizing on the air and given grief by...
What's her name, the black woman?
I can't remember her name ever.
It's Gail.
It's Gail.
Gail Sheffield.
Gail, who's just the worst.
He's apologizing and going on and on, and they're reading mean tweets about this.
He left the freezer door open at the house and thawed out a month's worth of his wife's milk that was breastfeeding milk that she froze.
Oh, it was breast milk.
Whoops!
And so now the woman, the mom, was pissed.
And everybody that jumped, oh, you're a horrible man.
And they talked about killing him.
One person after the other, yes, you're in your right to kill him.
No.
Were they serious?
Not serious about it.
He's just reading the tweets.
I don't know if they're serious or not.
I don't know what's in their hearts.
Okay, okay.
It was horrible.
So then they cut to some promotion for some woman who's doing a cookbook on old recipes.
Hello Mimi, what are you doing this weekend?
Mimi's been trying to, only she's doing her egg book, but she's got millions of old recipes.
Now it's all about Baltimore cooking.
Oh, we're going back to old school.
That's what's happening.
Yeah, and they got old recipes.
This woman's made a collection, a huge collection.
This is some millennial.
A huge collection of 200 cookbooks, old cookbooks.
My wife has got a thousand cookbooks.
After watching this segment, we have a gratuitous bookshelf in the dining room that just is a bookshelf of just rando cookbooks that's there basically for decoration.
And I've got 75 cookbooks in that bookshelf.
I mean, this is like...
You sound, on the one hand, flabbergasted that this is taking place.
On the other hand, a little, maybe a little envious.
I was going to say envious.
I'm not envious.
What am I envious of?
Because you guys should have a book in that collection.
You should be on CBS plugging the book.
Well, we have better chops than this.
That's what I'm saying.
Of course you do.
No, it's a millennia.
You can't have anyone over 50 on these shows anymore, so forget it.
But it's beside the point.
It was just like a fawning thing.
And then the woman herself admits she can't cook.
That's what the worst part is.
I think Mimi should just do an egg substack.
Egg.substack.com.
She could.
You'd make a lot more money.
Do a recipe every day.
That's not a bad idea.
I'll pass it on.
Please do.
So that's your 3x3.
And you tell me that mainstream media is not dying after that rundown.
They're definitely scrambling.
Kind of in line with the M5M before we get into some of the other news.
I got a note from the anonymous gay accountant.
High-end California accountant.
Yeah, I haven't heard from him.
Yeah, and he texts me from time to time.
And he said he found a bill which I believe is going to be slipped into the $3.5 trillion reconciliation bill.
And it is H.R. 3940, known as the Local Journalism Sustainability Act Act.
Oh, they're going to do what they did in Canada.
They're going to pay them.
And here's how it works.
It is payroll credit for compensation of local news journalists.
And this is really quite phenomenal.
So they have definitions of what is local.
Can I guess at the definition?
At least part of it.
Local news journalists give me the definition according to the law that is now in writing.
Not law, but the proposed law.
A Democrat.
Yes, that's exactly what it says.
For purposes of the term local news journalist means any individual who regularly gathers, collects, photographs, records, writes, or reports news or information that concerns local events or other matters of local public interest.
Now, the term regularly is the one that is...
And I think this may actually, now that you say that, may be aimed at a lot of the Silicon Valley kind of news companies in California that got so screwed by the gig rule.
They couldn't write X amount of articles without being on the payroll.
So I think this is a way to get them on the payroll, and it's a doozy, because per employee, you may deduct from payroll taxes, so not regular payroll, you may deduct up to $12,500 per quarter per employee who qualifies as a local news journalist.
That's a pretty nice little doohickey there.
That's interesting.
Mm-hmm.
Now, can we take advantage of this?
Can you be local to...
Well, I'm local.
You're local.
Do you report regularly?
Hey, here's the problem.
We don't have payroll.
That's...
Damn it.
We don't have payroll.
We can't participate, I guess.
But isn't that interesting?
Isn't that interesting?
And people say, well, but it's good.
It's going to stimulate local journalism.
It's in trouble.
Yeah.
The problem is once everybody's in and everyone's counting on this tax credit, then, you know, it's easy for the government to come around and say, you know, let's just change this for your district or your state because you haven't really been on board with the program.
And that's what you'd expect to happen.
Isn't that just fundamentally wrong?
The government should not be funding that unless you're a state-run organization and you state it up front?
Or all of these journalists should say, part of my compensation is brought to you by the Democrat Party of America.
Great catch.
This will not be discussed on any other show, podcast, broadcast.
It's not going to be on NBC Nightly News.
Nope.
That's what our producers are.
They are the best producers in the universe.
The AGA strikes again.
Wow.
The AGA condemning the GBL. He talks in riddles.
Yes.
So we have, I really only have one category for COVID, which is mandates and marketing.
I think that's kind of where we're at, at this moment.
But maybe we started off with a little reminder from, now Dr.
Peter McCullough, we still both like him, right?
We think he's still on the up and up.
This guy's the real deal.
Yeah, I think so.
Okay.
I have no reason to believe otherwise.
I mean, he's the one that's been most reliable.
He has the most credentials.
I mean, he's right out front.
And this is him talking about the vaccines and how they are duds.
And this needs to be a reminder for everybody.
They are duds.
You're probably not going to die early from having accepted the vaccine into your life.
But you're not protected.
It's a dud.
Right.
And you probably are well aware of this.
In Israel, far more than 80% of people who are developing COVID-19 are fully vaccinated.
The Delta peak in Israel is just as big as the pre-vaccinated peak.
It's obvious the vaccine is not stopping Delta.
Almost everybody has 80%, 90%, 100% Delta.
Go over to Singapore.
Same thing.
Go over to Iceland.
Same thing.
Gibraltar.
Same thing.
Go up to the UK. Now we're talking about probably 50% of those with Delta are fully vaccinated.
And of those who are dying in the UK, it's about 65% fully vaccinated.
Okay, 65%.
And the death rates among those hospitalized with Delta in the UK, as well as the United States, the death rates are higher than compared to unvaccinated.
So a paper by Fahrenheit in Houston studied these individuals, and they were the ones to break the news that a fully vaccinated person could get Delta, contract it, and pass it to another vaccinated person.
Venkata Krishnan started studying this and found that the Delta variant, the spike protein, had changed its conformation where the antibodies from Pfizer cannot hit it.
So the antibodies from Pfizer now are useless.
Even in high concentrations, they can't seem to hit Delta adequately.
And then this whole thing blew open last week with a report out of Oxford, the Tropical Medicine Unit located in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.
They were fully vaccinated workers with AstraZeneca about two months after being vaccinated, so as good as you're going to get, and they started to develop Delta.
It was a very well done study.
It was published in Lancet.
And then the bombshell finding was that the viral loads in the mouth and nose of those vaccinated were 251 times that from the previous unvaccinated era.
So as we sit here today, the vaccinated are, it appears to be super spreaders.
They're carrying large amounts of virus and then passing it to the unvaccinated.
I mean, this seems right.
The numbers show it.
Numbers, man.
Everyone's trying to live by the damn numbers.
People don't understand numbers.
They really don't.
They have no idea how...
I mean, and we really want it.
It's encouraged mainly by Silicon Valley.
How many hours did you sleep restful last night?
How many steps did you take?
You know, the new Apple Watch is everything.
It's like...
How long did it take?
How many strokes before?
It's like everything is calculated and it's supposed to make you feel like you're in control of your body.
What was the name of that?
It was a little fad that was popular.
It was self...
It had a term for...
Self-care?
Self-care?
No.
No.
That means a number of things.
But the chow room might know this.
You wired yourself up to all this gear and you knew exactly what your blood pressure was to the minute and all this other stuff.
Transhumanism?
No, that's another thing that's different.
Biohacking?
No, but you're closer.
It's something like bio something.
But what's her name?
Natalie Del Conte?
Natalie, formerly Ney Del Conte, was into this to an extreme.
Quantified self?
Yes.
There you go.
Thank you.
Troll room.
Troll room.
Yeah, and there's all these quantified self people, and they're out there.
But meanwhile, since you just played that clip, I have a clip that's part of that, and then I have a note I have to read that refers to a guy.
Well, can I play this 15-second clip to set your clip up?
If you think it will set it up.
Oh, shit, I don't know what you want to play, so I'm afraid now.
Let's just play your clip.
You've got me freaked out.
This is a long clip.
This is the TikTok girl.
I don't know if you've seen this clip, but she's the one who's got some...
And I looked up her ailment, and it's a true, genuine ailment.
But she talks about something going on, which we've talked about a number of times, and then we discussed during the exosome discussion.
Yes, this is the virus does not exist, it's all exosomes.
No, there's a virus, but the exosomes may be causing illness in certain types of people.
You want to play this?
Yeah, sure.
Hey, TikTok.
And you don't know me, but this is a video about my medical experiences with the pointy thing that people are getting nowadays.
I haven't taken it, but I'm going to tell you something about it that I know medically.
This isn't misinformation.
This is my own personal experience, and my doctors agree with this experience.
So, I have a disorder called CIRS. C-I-R-S, if you choose to Google it.
Chronic inflammatory response syndrome.
Inflammation in response to toxins.
My body, my immune system, makes inflammation and overreacts in response to toxins.
I'm a walking toxicity meter.
I walk into buildings, I walk by anything poisonous and I can tell you that it's poisonous because within seconds I get sick.
My body produces inflammation.
Just like someone with a peanut allergy can get sick from 10 feet away, if there's something poisonous I can sense it from 10 feet away.
Mold is primarily what I react to, because little did you know, or most people don't know, mold is highly poisonous.
It's not just allergens, it's not just spores.
It releases poisonous gases to defend itself.
So poisonous, eight of the ten deadliest biochemical weapons in the world are mold toxins.
It's not harmless, it's not some innocent fuzzy stuff, but I digress.
I also react to toxic bacteria, I react to heavy metal toxins, and more.
Oh yeah!
It's not a conspiracy theory.
Every time I'm around vaccinated people, I get sick.
I can't go into public anymore without getting sick.
I have to, to survive.
But I get sick.
I get a cough.
I get brain fog.
I get headaches.
I get trouble thinking, trouble with my memory.
My body starts to ache, and my skin burns.
Every inch of my skin starts burning like it's on fire.
And after a few hours, I get so sick, so sick, just by being out in the public.
Out in fresh air, out at a park around other people where I didn't used to get sick, I get sick now.
Grocery stores, even if they don't have mold, I didn't used to get sick there, I get sick now.
And it's growing and growing and growing this last year, the more people get vaccinated.
And I don't get sick around unvaccinated people.
When I'm around friends who have not been vaccinated, I don't get sick.
But if I'm with friends who have been vaccinated, I get sick.
There's a lot of studies that the news isn't telling you about, about the spike proteins.
They messed up.
The spike proteins that the COVID vaccine makes and tells your DNA to make, they're poisonous.
So what do you think happens when they tell someone's DNA to manufacture these spike proteins that are poisonous?
They build up and build up and build up.
I can smell them on people's breath, and it makes me sick.
I react quickly to poison, but what do you think is going to happen in a few years to everyone else?
Alright, quick response.
One, I wish she would say, I'm really, really sick.
What does that mean?
I mean, she didn't really explain that.
There's something like a peanut allergy.
Two, the troll room was vicious during that clip.
I mean, vicious.
Yeah.
Like, first, the most frequently posted comment, this is psychosomatic.
Two, you should go kill yourself.
This is really quite, I don't know, what's going on, trolls?
She's full of crap.
She's a total whack job.
Hold her down and vaxx her so she dies sooner.
I mean, these are really, this is unbelievable.
I've never seen this.
I've never seen this.
Eh, sick group.
Yeah, well, they're trolls.
Yeah.
Now, I'm hearing around the Hill Country, there's a lot of, in particular, women who are becoming somewhat nervous based upon this news that a lot of people are getting sick from the vaccinated.
and now there's like, I don't really want vaccinated around me.
We have a lot of discussion that comes in.
We don't do it.
I have not gotten sick around the vaccinated, but there's a lot of people that have sent us notes about, you know, they hang out with some dude, a friend of theirs that got vaccinated and they had, you know, erotic dreams all night.
Or the guy who was with his girlfriend, which is a short relationship, but after she got vaxxed, he had erectile dysfunction, and he said, I've never had that, and after they broke up, because of said erectile dysfunction, I'm presuming, it went away, yeah.
Yeah, well that's psychosomatic too.
Of course.
Very likely.
And the discussion of the exosomes is a valid one that we went into great detail on in some show a month or two ago.
So there's something to it.
And there are people out there that do get inflammatory responses and the mold is the best example of that.
Tell me about it.
That's my jam right there, the mold.
That's why I have taquercetin.
Yeah, so you could maybe get riled up by someone, if you're hanging out with someone who's vaxxed up.
I'll have to pay attention to see if I start tingling anywhere.
Excuse me, are you vaccinated?
Because I'm tingling.
I want to see what's going on here.
The new come on.
Here's the new scare tactic, which I love.
A shocking new statistic against Hopkins University.
One in every 500 Americans has died from COVID-19.
The latest death toll reported yesterday shows 662,899 deaths.
Now, this was a big talking point.
One in 500.
One in 500.
And please pay attention.
They're taking all the COVID deaths that have been counted and saying now all of them have died from COVID. Not with, but from COVID, which I think is a lie, and that's a demonstrable lie.
Demonstrable lie.
It's like dying from a hangnail.
If you want to do that, do it that way.
Demonstrable lie.
He had a hangnail.
Oh, a hangnail caused his death.
Yeah.
Pay no attention to the split head.
But also, this headline, what is the percentage of 1 in 500?
0.2%.
No!
No!
Even if all those deaths were from COVID, I mean, I think there's higher numbers of other things.
It doesn't seem like it's, you know, 1 in 500, oh, hunker down, honey, get some canned goods.
And the 1 in 500 number is very dubious.
Of course, well, no, it's a lie because there's no way, there's no way, no way, no way that that's hunker down.
Yeah, so all I was pointing out is that the death rate is pretty low.
It's like less than, yes, he's 1 point, not 0.2, but probably, you know, 0.05.
Well, it's not the case fatality rate, which would be even...
Probably even a much smaller number.
Or it should be a much smaller number.
They like to lie with statistics.
We know that.
So there's some big problems in media.
Before we go off to the topic, I do have to read this note.
Oh, yes.
This is on the nurse shortage, and it brings in a point that you made with one of the clips.
This is producer Andre.
You guys have talked about the nursing shortage a little bit, and I wanted to offer some insight that I don't think has been brought out yet.
My girlfriend's an ER doctor.
And then he says where.
And tells me the nursing shortage is due to nurses offered more to be traveling nurses than to work regularly at a main hospital.
This is a big deal.
Big deal that no one's talking about.
We're talking about it.
She showed me a screenshot from a group chat.
Nurses were being...
A group chat...
A group chat of nurses.
A group chat of nurses.
A group chat where nurses were being offered $8,300 a week.
Housing stipend per DM, $1,100 before tax deductions.
This kind of irked her because she has a...
Let me, I'm going to have to, because she, did I cut this off in the right way?
Some, she notices some traveling nurses are earning more than the doctors.
And to a, and then a homeowner.
So an Austin nurse.
Hold on, I got it here.
I think you're missing.
Yeah, because I cut something out.
The right part of this got cut off.
And to qualify as a traveling nurse, you only have to be 50 miles outside of your home area.
So an example, not where she is, an Austin nurse can go to Killeen or Waco and earn big bucks.
At the hospital she works at, she's constantly, this is his girlfriend again, she's constantly complaining about not having enough nurses, and this doesn't account for any mandatory VAX issues they're dealing with.
Another note is, at this particular hospital, they don't pay the in-town nurses enough to leave.
So they leave, but to make up for the staffing shortfall, they bring in the traveling nurses, pay them the higher rate.
So that means you're literally seeing nurses traveling 50 miles down the road to make twice as much, if not more.
And the whole thing has been completely messed up.
Now, since we're doing notes, I was going to do the healthcare collapse later.
Wait, you can't stop there.
The reason I wanted to read this note, because she makes the claim that she's had 50 people in the ER, or talks about the number of people, to make it short, all the people that are in the hospital sick are all vaccinated, which he questions.
Vaccinated or unvaccinated?
She says 85% vaccinated?
Yeah.
That's what he says is bullshit.
He says it's bullshit, but she says that's the fact.
So we have the doctor that says 85% are vaccinated.
Wow.
I got a note from one of our healthcare professionals.
Five points, and I thought it was interesting because we've been talking about what is wrong with our healthcare system.
One, Hippocratic Oath.
We read this whole thing.
Turns out...
No, they don't really do the Hippocratic Oath anymore.
Johns Hopkins has an adapted version and this professional says, yes, we do a truncated form of the oath upon graduation from medical school.
The entire version is long and makes references to never charging for education.
So that's omitted since you probably graduate with a quarter million dollars in debt.
Then the professional says, and this was interesting, please stop saying doctors suck and nurses are what's saving healthcare.
I'm pretty sure neither of us ever said either of those things.
I just wanted to check with you.
Have we ever said doctors suck?
I've never said doctors suck, but a lot of doctors do suck.
Yeah, and nurses are what's saving healthcare?
You have constantly implied that nurses save everyone's lives.
Not healthcare, but people's lives.
It's about people, yeah, not about healthcare.
Healthcare totally blows.
Our professional was angry about this, or whatever he or she heard.
A doctor has a minimum of 11 years of training, during which time they're going into debt, then earning minimum wage, giving up their prime partying, reproductive and earning years to take care of people.
Being a doctor is no longer the lucrative profession it was, and you have a far greater chance of being well-off as a registered nurse than a medical doctor if you calculate the debt-to-earning timing and ratio.
Example, certain specialty nurses in Portland make more than the average hospital physician, are part of a union, only require two to four years of schooling, get regular breaks, may work three days a week, average maybe 45K in debt, and are ready to work in their 20s.
I'll stop there as RNs are valuable team members, but in no way is their role similar to physicians, in no way is their training similar, and in no way do they have nearly as much skin in the game.
So without going into your points...
That system is F'd capital F. So, don't get mad at me.
F'd capital F? Yeah, it's F'd with a capital F. Oh, I thought it was okay.
Important caveat to above.
John's beloved Indian physician, whom he often...
I'm doing the voice.
This is how it happens.
There's no context in text, so I'm doing the voice now.
There's an important caveat to above.
John's beloved Indian physician, whom he often refers to as his doc of choice...
Racist!
I'm adding that.
India is the biggest exporter of physicians, has an entirely corrupt and mismanaged education system.
Wait, what is he talking about?
I don't know!
This is what happens.
It's more important, I think, for us to listen to the grievances and understand that we did nothing wrong.
This is just nuts.
But there's truth in here.
So, the exporting of the Indian doctors is frowned upon by this particular medical professional.
Because, you know, they get screwed here and they bring in the cheap labor.
Hello!
Yes, it's frowned upon by me.
Missed public health opportunity of enormous magnitude.
Here comes something that we've been talking about from day one.
You can draw a linear graph correlating someone's body mass index slash obesity with the probability of developing severe COVID. There is a direct correlation with diabetes and the chance of developing severe COVID. This is what needs to be told to the American public.
Yes.
And you'd expect your Surgeon General to do it.
And they don't do it here.
They don't do it in the Netherlands.
They don't do it in France.
They don't do it in Germany.
Get a clue.
Get out while you can.
It's fat shaming.
It's fat shaming, yes.
The David Geffen School of Medicine.
Well, hold on a second.
This is part of the Hippocratic Oath.
I want to share this.
I want to get back to this guy's note.
What's he talking about, my Indian doctor?
Does this guy just listen to every other word?
How does he come to these conclusions?
I think my point is don't take it personally because we didn't say any of this, but this is how someone is listening who should self-diagnose the amygdala because you're in trouble.
By the way, I think it's a she.
A lot of the women are the woke women that listen to this show, and there's a few.
She's not woke.
She's mad.
They really don't like us.
She's not woke.
No, you're taking this the wrong way.
Is she going to bitch about climate change too?
No, she's mad about her profession.
Not us.
Even ends with, love you guys, don't ever change, thanks for all the research.
It has nothing to do with us.
This is someone who sees the bull crap in their industry and doesn't know where to go with it.
So let's email a podcaster.
That's a good one.
Email a podcaster.
You got your grievances?
Email a podcaster.
Here's a podcaster you could email.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
I've encouraged all my overweight friends to get vaccinated, at least most of them.
I was about to take the vaccine myself.
The UFC allocated a bunch of vaccines, and I showed up to get vaccinated.
And there was a mistake, and they said, the way the CDC has it, you have to actually go to the hospital.
And I said, I can't do that right now, but I'll be back in two weeks.
Can we do it then?
They said, yes, fine.
And so then, in between that two weeks' time, the Johnson& Johnson vaccine, which is the one that the UFC had allocated, got pulled because people were getting blood clots.
So then I went, hey!
And so then I started looking into it, and then two people that I know had, like, severe side effects of getting vaccinated.
Just random, because I know a lot of people.
It's fairly safe.
If you look at the numbers, like the people that have adverse side effects versus the people that don't, it's not even 1%.
It's a very small percentage of the people that have adverse side effects.
So Joe never got vaxxed?
That makes him a very dangerous man.
He's a living zombie.
He should not be alive right now, especially after the horse paste.
What are they going to do with him now?
Well, there's a couple of things going on that I've noticed that are...
I don't know what they're going to do.
They just do what they're doing with him.
Nothing.
It's going to be like, you know, let's ignore him.
I have a couple other celebrity stories, so don't go too far off the track.
Okay, no, because I want to talk about the boosters.
No, no, no.
You're moving way too fast.
No, we have one more celebrities thing, and then we have mandates.
We have to talk mandates before you go to boosters.
So hold the boosters.
I'll give you boosters.
Nicki Minaj.
It stirred up quite a ruckus.
Did you follow any of this?
Did you see this happening?
I followed the thing from the beginning to the end.
I was going to do a report on it, but then I decided, eh, I'm going to let it slide.
But it was covered by everybody, but they wouldn't cover her actual tweets.
No one would read the tweet.
She had some tremendously funny tweets that she aimed at At Joy and some other people.
And what's her face?
Meghan McCain.
I think she had some stuff with her as well.
Oh yeah, she nailed Meghan McCain.
I told her to fuck herself.
But this is really important because Nicki Minaj is...
I mean, she has a cult.
This, by the way, is the cult.
Nicki Minaj cult outside the CDC in Atlanta.
And sadly, this is exactly what the media doesn't want you to see.
These are African Americans, ADOS mainly.
And what are they saying?
You know Fauci's lying.
You know Fauci's lying.
Nicki Minaj is right.
So this is a problem.
So the reason why she started this is, hey, they want me to get vaccinated for the Met, the Big Met Gala.
I'm not going to get vaccinated for the Met.
I'll do it when I feel I've had enough.
It actually was quite a normal thing that she said.
It was a calm, reasonable tweet.
I'll read it.
It'll be, once I feel I've done enough research, I'm working on that now.
In the meantime, I love to be safe.
Wear the mask with two strings that grip your head and face.
Not that loose one.
And then she added, my cousin, and this was a no agenda, I mean, no agenda listeners and producers must have been triggered by this one.
My cousin in Trinidad won't get the vaccine because his friend got it and became impotent.
His testicles became swollen.
His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding, so just pray on it and make sure you're comfortable with your decision, not bullied.
Didn't we have a note from a producer who talked about the black balls?
Yeah, his balls rolled up and turned black.
So that sounded pretty reasonable to me that that actually happened.
And I thought her tweet was reasonable.
And then, I don't know, do you have the clip?
Yeah, I have the Joy.
There was a couple of Joy Reid clips, but this is the initial response to her, which is interesting because she's talking about her community.
This is the problem.
It's the marketing to the black and brown community, the most hesitant group in the world.
And Mo and I talked about it in the most recent MoFacts, if you want to hear a little bit more besides the Tuskegee experiment behind that.
But neither Nicki Minaj or Joy Reid are American descendants of slavery.
I just think it's funny that they're talking about their community.
And people like Nicki Minaj, I have to say this.
You have a platform, sister, that is 22 million followers.
Okay?
I have 2 million followers.
You have 22 million followers on Twitter.
For you to use your platform to encourage our community to not protect themselves and save their lives, my God, sister, you could do better than that.
You got that platform.
It's a blessing.
It's a blessing that you got that.
That people listen to you, and they listen to you more than they listen to me.
For you to use your platform to put people in the position of dying from a disease they don't have to die from, oh my god, as a fan, as a hip-hop fan, as somebody who is your fan, I'm so sad that you did that.
So sad that you did that, sister.
Oh my god.
Oh, I clutched my pearls!
I mean, that response is not warranted on any channel, anything that calls itself news.
That's not even opinion.
That's just sister talk.
What was that all about?
I don't know.
I thought she was off the rails.
She's totally off the rails.
She was uncalled for, and it was incredibly...
It was just sick.
That woman is...
Why does this woman have a show?
She's woke.
Uber woke.
Of course.
All right, so now...
Bill Minaj sent a tweet back that got her kicked off of Twitter.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, for a week.
People should go look it up.
But the point is...
It's a very funny, very funny company.
But stuff's coming apart at the seams.
Not able to hold it together.
And now we've got the mandates.
This is on deck.
A short supercut reminding you that this would never happen.
We cannot require someone to be vaccinated.
That's just not what we can do.
Needless to say, the right of women to make...
Decisions about their own bodies is not negotiable.
No, definitely not.
You don't want to mandate and try and force anyone to take a vaccine.
We've never done that.
Our interest is very simple, from the federal government, which is Americans' privacy and rights should be protected.
It is a matter of privacy to know who is or who isn't.
We don't want to be mandating from the federal government to the general population.
It would be unenforceable and not appropriated.
Perhaps the federal government should step in and issue mandates, and if not, are you putting the needs of unvaccinated people ahead of the needs of vaccinated people?
Well, I think the question here, one, that's not the role of the federal government.
No, I don't think it should be mandatory.
I wouldn't demand it to be mandatory.
First, we must increase...
Sorry about that.
So there you go.
It was never going to be mandatory, and now it is through a backdoor.
Lots of people have been talking about it.
What does it really mean?
We finally got an answer from the constitutional lawyer, the one we always believe in, who cannot get a second on air anymore.
So he's now on Newsmax.
This is the constitutional lawyer Alan Dershowitz, shunned from democratic society, shunned from the parties on Martha's Vineyard.
He is now between U67 and U69 on the Newsmax channel to discuss the constitutional legality of the mandates.
Joining us to discuss, constitutional attorney and professor emeritus of Harvard Law School, Alan Dershowitz, also the author of the book on your screen, Guilt by Accusation.
Professor, thanks for coming on today.
Before we get to the Surgeon General's comments, I guess I'll ask you about this mandate from the president.
When it comes to not only federal employees, contractors, but then also those private businesses, is it legal?
Well, I just finished writing a book on the subject called The Case for Vaccine Mandates, where I analyzed all the constitutional issues.
There are three constitutional issues.
Number one, does the federal government have authority over this?
And the answer is yes, because it's interstate and COVID doesn't recognize boundaries.
Number two, would a properly drafted, legislatively enacted mandate requiring vaccination be upheld by the courts?
Probably yes.
But the third is the hardest question, and that is, can the president through the Labor Department do this alone without legislative authority through OSHA? That's a hard question, and nobody knows how the courts will decide that.
Anybody who tells you that the constitutional issues are crystal clear is exaggerating.
We just don't know.
Probably constitutional, but not certainly constitutional.
But this is a vaccine that does help prevent the transmission of the illness to other people, both the vaccinated and the unvaccinated.
That's what makes it a much closer constitutional question.
And nobody should say for sure that they know the absolute answer to this.
It's a work in progress.
We've never had this issue before.
There is a Supreme Court decision in 1905, but it's a state case, $5 fine, smallpox.
This is very different.
Will the Supreme Court follow that precedent?
Probably, but not certainly.
So, the way I read that from him, or the way I understood it, is not through this path.
And it won't go the other way because they just won't get the support.
But what's happening in the meantime, corporate America and I have, at this point, hundreds of emails to show.
And I'm saving them all because it's going to be...
I'm going to publish it one day and there'll be letters from the unvaccinated, seething, pus-oozing human resources of the corona crisis.
It's so sad.
This is ripping people apart in offices, families, relationships.
And this show comes into play.
I've got emails from people who say, you know, we always listen to the show together, but my spouse wants to, you know, feels that they should get vaccinated and then, you know, then all of a sudden it's the show's fault.
If people need these crutches, that's okay.
I understand it.
But it sucks.
I mean, this is really very...
This is the worst thing of this entire crisis is how everything is being pulled apart now in North Carolina.
It's just a continuation of the Trump pulling people apart.
Right.
Oh, no.
Everyone was primed for this.
People were super primed.
Now it's just like they took a huge samurai sword.
I'm like, sha-ha!
Now we'll blow all the way through.
And of course, all the reporting is 100% political.
It's all politics.
It's all the Trump people.
It's all the Republicans.
It's the southern states.
And so then, you know, you're right.
And this just activates everyone's already overactive amygdala and people flipping out.
But it's sad.
I mean, relationships...
Well, you know, it just shows you that...
I don't know what it shows you.
It doesn't show you...
Yeah, no, it shows you...
Well, I mean, I just can't step over it that easy.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, if you're being deplatformed from your job, noagendacareers.com just popped up out of nowhere.
No idea who did it, but thank you.
Looks like a good job posting board.
Here's the kind of stuff that people are getting from their work.
Did you travel internationally in the last seven days?
This is for someone to do as a contractor to come on site.
And here's the question that I love.
Did you or an unvaccinated person who you share the same living space with Travel in the last 14 days and use public and or shared transportation.
They're asking you to talk about people you live with on questionnaires?
And in particular, unvaccinated?
This shit's not right.
Yeah.
I used to go into Canada.
I remember one time they said, do you have guns?
And the guy at the border says, do you have guns?
I said, no.
Do you bring guns with you?
No.
Do you have guns at home?
No.
Do you know anyone who has a gun?
Really?
Yes.
That's not rage too.
That's an outrage.
They'll be asking that, I'm sure.
You want to come into New York?
The only one who has guns?
Quick one.
Australia, I got a good boots on the ground report because there are some differences.
I've spoken to a couple other people in Australia over the past week.
And this is Sir Captain Morgan.
He said, just listen to your segment.
I want to give you an update.
I'm living in the Sunshine Coast.
That's north of Brisbane.
I believe there have been about 10 COVID cases in total, maybe one or two deaths.
Not sure.
I can't find any regional data.
So this is Queensland.
Queensland has had a total of seven deaths with COVID. Queensland has one of the most extreme reactions to COVID, almost on par with New Zealand.
In the Southeast, we currently have mask mandate for everyone over 12 who's inside public spaces, except if you're eating or drinking.
And the border is completely closed even to Queensland's residents.
Yeah, this is like an iron curtain.
You can't get into Queensland from your own country.
Non-Queensland residents cannot even enter the state.
Inslee wanted to do that with Washington State.
Doesn't surprise me.
Queensland residents can enter by plane and need to do 14 days hotel quarantine.
The current restrictions came from four or five cases.
I cannot imagine what they would do if we had hundreds.
Now, in Australia, the federal liberal, that means Republican in this case, government is fighting the states.
No, the liberal party is the Democrats.
I'm reading him verbatim.
In Australia, the federal liberal government, he says the federal liberal, in parentheses, Republican government.
I don't know why he would say that.
I don't either.
Makes no sense.
Is fighting the states to keep them open.
Queensland is a labor government, similar to your Democrat.
Maybe that helps.
Alright, I'm sorry.
Labor.
He's right.
Correct.
You can also say you were wrong.
So Queensland has the communist government.
New South Wales, who are deploying the military onto the streets, that's Sydney, to enforce crazy restrictions, have a liberal government.
Victoria is labor, so they are all messed up.
He says, effed.
The really crazy part is that the old policies are actually popular with a lot of people here.
Not sure how bad things will need to get before people wake up and smell the horse manure.
The Sunshine Coast had a person with COVID in their life wandering around, going to every place you can imagine.
There was no cases as a result.
There had not been a single locally acquired case in over a year, but we are still required to mask up.
Everyone I know is either fully vaccinated or getting vaccinated.
I believe the fear generated by the threat of COVID without any contact is more potent and ever more divisive.
us so the point is that it's it's kind of like the united states they They have states that are completely crazy, all in, passports, shut up, stay at home.
And they have states that are much looser, like Texas, as an example.
But this is not the end of what's going on down under.
We had a very interesting conversation that was recorded.
Clive Palmer, he runs a crazy board.
What party does he run?
He's one of the richest guys in Australia, Clive Palmer.
Anyway, he's always come popping up.
I'm sure he would be a far-right person, the way we would consider it.
What is his...
I'm trying to think.
What is his party?
I never heard of this guy.
Yeah, we've played many clips of him.
He's a businessman.
Yeah, I think he was.
At one point, the MP... He ran...
The Palmer United Party.
Yeah.
He makes a lot of noise.
He makes a lot of noise, and there's an election coming up in Australia.
So he's out campaigning, and he's more like a Trump-type politician, so the press is yapping at him, yapping at him.
And then he lays this bombshell out over the New South Wales Premier Gladys, Lady Gladys.
Listen to this.
The Premier's telling him that the only way out is a double jab, and that's what they've been told.
Yeah, I'd say the Premier's lying to them.
I'd say that she's under an IPAC inquiry, that a particular lobbyist in Sydney controls the Liberal Party in Sydney and has told her that the only way she gets out of that inquiry is if she pushes the double jab, and that his clients are Aska Zeneca, and his clients are Pfizer.
That's what I'd say.
What about the business owner?
If you let me answer your question, I'll answer it.
Do you think that the Premier of New South Wales wants to destroy business?
I do.
Why would she do that?
Because...
Because she, as I tried to explain to you, that she's being directed by a lobbyist in Sydney who's being paid by AstraZeneca and by Pfizer tens of millions of dollars to get these policies through to make sure the vaccine is pushed.
That's why.
You asked the question, I gave you the answer.
And that's my personal knowledge.
And I'm happy to make a statement here to police or to anyone if they want to know what's going on.
That's quite the accusation.
I'm telling you the truth.
I could barely understand what he said.
You have to translate.
He said that the premier of New South Wales is being paid tens of millions of dollars.
I presume he means Australian, which is not that much.
Tens of millions of Australian dollars to promote Pfizer and AstraZeneca from lobbyists.
He basically said he can prove it.
He says he's happy to talk to the police, to anyone about it.
She's on the take and that's why she's putting these policies in place for the double jab and subsequent possible booster.
Well, let him prove it.
Yeah, I'd love to hear that.
I mean, that's a suable...
That's slander, if not true.
I don't think if it's a public figure, it's necessarily slander.
It's harder to do slander.
To accuse them of corruption?
I don't know what the Australian slander laws are.
They're different.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's true.
Let's go with...
Play this clip.
This is another thing from Australia, since you're there.
Have you heard this?
Have we played this?
Have we did the COVID crisis actor clip?
No.
In fact, a lot of people sent it to me and I ignored it because I thought the audio was shit.
Maybe you got a better quality.
I don't know.
Give it a shot.
It's not going to be much worse than that last one.
It's had a really impact on your family.
You're not able to look after your kids at the moment.
I haven't been working.
If you don't see the video, there's no context.
You've got to tell people what's going on.
There's only a few things at the beginning of the guy's report.
There's a guy talking about it.
Oh, there's a report?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't hear that.
I've only seen the stupid crisis actors.
I'm a single mom.
It's not easy.
Hello, I'm Paul Barry.
Welcome to Media Watch.
And that was single mum Ramona, one of 700 COVID patients hospitalised in Australia at the end of last month, who, along with two others in Sydney's Concord Hospital, was keen to warn people of the dangers of COVID by sharing heartbreaking stories about their illness from their hospital beds.
Sir, please get vaccinated.
I wish I had your beforehand.
Sureness and breath.
Something attacking the lungs.
It was harsh.
Footage of those patients, identified only by their first names, was recorded by Dr Lucy Morgan and released by New South Wales Health and made it onto all the major networks, including ABC News, 10 News First and 7 News.
But soon, people on social media were wondering if the New South Wales Health video was actually a fake.
And among the sceptics was former One Nation Senator Rod Culleton, whose post received thousands of likes.
And another former Senator, David Lionhelm.
And one intrepid TikToker who went digging was able to reveal...
I found all three actors.
Now how can this be coincidental?
Yes, all three, including Ramona, were supposedly paid crisis actors who did not have COVID at all.
And another internet sleuth then set out to prove it, ringing Concord Hospital to show that Ramona Currie was not a patient there.
Is this Concord Hospital?
Yes, can I help you?
Hi, it's John Currie.
I'm just looking for my wife.
Hey.
Ramona Currie?
Yes.
Well, bingo!
That video, which TikTok only removed today, had nearly 800,000 views.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This stuff is coming apart.
And the less people watch the mainstream, the more they're getting turned on to this.
And they don't trust it anymore.
It's unbelievable because we have had example after example on our show that we believe to be fake.
Oh, sure.
And it's all done by NBC, ABC, CBS. It's done by the big boys.
Yeah.
And who was this done by?
Well, this was done by ABC Australia.
I mean, the guy cited the three news organizations, the big three.
The big three networks in Australia played this clip from this hospital that was rigged.
It was phonied up.
Yeah, they're taking the same playbook.
And this brings me to my comments about all of a sudden the Lancet and all these sources are coming out with a booster, anti-booster.
Oh, you don't need a booster.
You don't need a booster.
You don't need a booster.
I don't have any clips, but...
There's a lot of reports about, well, we're thinking twice about the booster, and then Fauci's fighting back.
Can I give you some data on the booster from Alex Berenson?
I wish you would.
Alex Berenson on his sub-stack, which I highly recommend.
He says, the FDA just released its briefing book for Pfizer's request for a third dose of, I'm not going to say, because I think it's a spell.
It's every bit the mess we all expected.
Highlights, Pfizer basically hasn't bothered to test the booster at all in the people actually at risk.
It conducted a single phase one trial that covered 12 people over 65.
The main phase, which is the two, three booster trial...
Beware efforts to cover multiple phases of drug research at once.
When you want it bad, you get it bad.
Included no one over 55.
So they didn't even test anyone in the third booster trial over 55.
No one, he says, as in none.
Which makes total sense.
Why test the booster in people who actually need it?
Because they're at high risk.
What else did he have here?
That was kind of damning enough.
Um...
Yeah, so right there, the data is no good.
Now, we have an FDA advisory panel, and from what I understand, they kicked it back to the FDA and said, you know, you guys got to get some doctors.
We're not going to sign off on it.
That's kind of how I understand the situation to be, that there's no data.
Well, I think they're backing on, and I've seen all kinds of stuff come out about the boosters.
And whether they work or not, I think they're backing off because I think it's caught...
I think the discussion of the boosters...
This happened once before in January, February.
We talked about it on the show.
All the discussion about the boosters has made more people hesitant.
Yeah.
And I think it's making people...
Wait a minute.
I thought I needed two shots.
Now you're already...
I haven't even had my two shots.
And you're already telling me I need three shots now?
Yeah.
I think it's a public relations nightmare.
Well, there was another little problem that cropped up.
This was fun.
There's the marketing nightmare.
Uh, who wrote this?
This is from, well, it's Yahoo, so you know it's true.
Oh, yeah, it's the worst.
Data emerges showing more differences between the COVID vaccines.
Here it comes.
Recent data suggests that Moderna's coronavirus vaccine may maintain a higher effectiveness over time than Pfizer's.
Between the lines, Pfizer was the first vaccine authorized for use in the U.S. and began administering several weeks before the Moderna vaccine.
Because the way the rollouts happen, the oldest and most vulnerable and sickest people, like nursing home residents, got Pfizer, the Cornell virologist John Moore said.
That means it's possible some of the effectiveness gaps showing up in some studies is a result of Pfizer being administered earlier in more vulnerable populations.
However, the large CDC study that found a significant difference in the vaccine's effectiveness found that Moderna was higher across all ages.
Possible reasons for the difference include that Moderna has a much higher dose regimen than Pfizer, and the second shot is given after a slightly longer interval.
Now, what's interesting about this story, which puts Pfizer in a bad light, is the millennial texted us yesterday with a screenshot, of course.
Why send a link?
We don't do that anymore.
With a screenshot of an article that literally the headline said, research shows Moderna less effective than Pfizer.
And she had gotten Moderna.
So that's how evil this stuff is.
The actual report comes out and it's turned around on a dime and they found some way to scare people saying, your vaccine was no good because it was Moderna.
I mean, those guys are good.
They flipped that on a dime.
And we're sending this article.
It's like, no, no, no.
This is something weird.
Like, I don't know where you're getting that from, but this is something different.
And they think we're stupid.
They think no one looks at anything.
We don't look at any papers.
Most people don't.
More people are, more than ever.
More than ever.
More than ever.
Yeah, more than ever.
You got any clips on that?
On the boosters?
No, I said I had no clips.
I said I just made this observation.
I do have two more clips on ivermectin.
Ah, yes.
And then I have a note to be read, which is from one of our Uber drivers who picked up a Pfizer guy or girl.
Ooh, the Uber drivers are back.
Ah, the best spies in the business.
It could be a guy.
It could be a girl.
He doesn't say.
He's not going to say.
He's not going to say if he's a girl.
Way to go.
And...
So, he writes, I'll read this notice, actually.
It's kind of interesting.
Do I have the right note here?
No.
Hang on.
Okay.
Well, I can play.
I know.
Play Mike.
Let's do the ivermectin.
I'll read the note after that.
This is the ivermectin in Chicago kerfluffle.
And it's a two-parter because the second part, it's as though they're doing this ivermectin promotion and they have to pull back from it.
It's almost like it's just the weirdest report.
Just play this.
Center of a battle over her treatment for COVID-19 has died.
Veronica Wolski was being treated at a Northwest Side hospital that received hate-filled phone calls for refusing to give her a drug that the Food and Drug Administration says is not safe for COVID patients.
WGN's Jewel Hillary, live in Jefferson Park, with the story.
Jewel?
Hi, good afternoon you all.
Right now we're across from the Kennedy Expressway.
It's a location where Veronica Wolski, also known as the Bridge Lady, spent lots of her time spreading her anti-vaccination and anti-mask message.
Hello, brothers and sisters.
Welcome to the People's Bridge.
Gloria, stay out.
The messages and reports on social media about the death of Veronica Wolfsky are seemingly endless.
Wolfsky passed away early Monday morning in the ICU at Ameda Health Resurrection Medical Center.
WGN confirmed with the Cook County Medical Examiner's Office that the 64-year-old died of natural causes from pneumonia due to COVID-19 infection and hypothyroidism as a contributing factor.
In a request for additional information, we reached out to Resurrection Medical Center.
A representative from the hospital says, we will not be providing any additional comment about this patient or topic.
In recent weeks, Wolski supporters surrounded the hospital demanding Wolski receive ivermectin.
According to the FDA, the drug is approved to treat parasites and livestock and sometimes humans.
The CDC reports there's been a significant increase in filling ivermectin prescriptions during the pandemic.
During the week of August 13th of this year, more than 88,000 prescriptions were dispensed compared to about 3,600 prescriptions between March 2019 and March 2020.
Didn't they sue over that?
Didn't they sue to have ivermectin given her?
This has been going on all over the country, so there was a lawsuit at one of these hospitals.
It could have been this one because it got the most attention.
You know, I get a kick out of the fact that these newsreaders always mention horse-worming.
Oh, yeah.
You're not complete if you haven't done that.
But they never mention...
What did it win the Nobel Prize for?
River blindness.
River blindness, and then it's a cure for rosacea, which are very common.
Well, River Blindness isn't, but Rosacea sure is.
You know, I got on a trip.
But wait, before you go to your side, you have to play the second part of this clip where you know they said you've got to pull back on this report because how are you going to pull back on the report?
We have the perfect way of ending the report.
Play the clip.
During the week of August 13th of this year, more than 88,000 prescriptions were dispensed, compared to about 3,600 prescriptions between March 2019 and March 2020.
I have called the police and people have tried to make me wear masks.
Now, although ivermectin is not advised to treat COVID patients, people across the country have sued hospitals to get their hands on the drug.
Live in Jefferson Park.
Yeah, that's interesting.
I'm seeing local stories.
Well, wait, you kind of missed the point of what I'm trying to make here, which is they brought in the same woman, the bridge woman, who's now ranting about never wearing a mask.
Oh, I didn't know that was the woman.
Okay.
Yeah, and she calls the police.
She's nuts.
Yeah.
So let's do the report, kind of soft pedal the ivermectin store, but we can't really approve the idea.
So let's just make it clear that this woman was...
Throw a nutso lady in there.
She was a nut lady.
I got it.
The point was that this is a mainstream media report, even though it's WGN, a local station in Chicago, World's Greatest Newspaper is what that stands for, used to be owned by the Chicago Tribune.
It is still towing the line.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
No, no, that wasn't clear because I didn't know that was the same lady coming back.
The visual was lacking.
Yeah, we lose a lot on this show.
Yeah.
Oh yes, I'm going to say that this local story, there's a lot of this.
KXAN, and I didn't clip it, they had a local pharmacist who's the guy that I guess can sell ivermectin if he's asked.
And he stated 300 prescriptions a day he's filling in Austin.
That's unusual because most of the pharmacies around the Bay Area will not sell it.
Yeah.
And what's their reason?
Because the FDA doesn't approve it for COVID. Yeah.
I asked a pharmacist about this, and this is what I heard.
The FDA won't approve it for COVID, but off-label use is very common.
Lots of drugs.
Lots of drugs, and the FDA doesn't approve those either, so why pick this one out of the blue?
This is bullcrap.
I think we should take a quick rest moment and listen to the brand new mayor of New York City, Mayor Hochul.
Is that how you pronounce her name?
We count on you to be healthy yourselves and to make sure that we don't spread the vaccine.
So I'm pleading with them.
Did you catch it?
I just love these.
She's new.
First day on the job.
Don't spread the vaccine.
Okay, lady.
Thanks.
So next to Ivermectin, the horse deworming paste, by the way, I didn't clip that either, but Howard Stern went off on Joe Rogan.
What happened to Howard Stern?
All he could say was that he'd become a dick?
Yeah.
But he's completely the opposite of who he was.
He was against the man and he was fighting for freedom.
At least that's what we all thought.
And now he could not be more like the opposite.
Anyway.
It's beyond me.
I think it's his new wife.
Oh.
I think that's what happened.
That's an interesting point.
And he just got older and he just flipped it toward him.
We already knew that there were limitations set on Regeneron.
That is the monoclonal treatment that supposedly works.
Joe did it.
Joe actually said that was...
He feels that that's what cured him, not the ivermectin.
They were limited in Alabama, and as of yesterday, the Biden administration is metering how many doses of Regeneron are sent to Texas.
Specifically, they mean how many are sent to Montgomery County.
And people are not happy about this.
They're slowing down actual cures to Texas.
This is the Montgomery County, I think, the county attorney who wrote this whole letter.
Very pissed about it.
And just when you thought they'd gone away, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is now involved in a new startup in the UK. Before you go on, I'm hung up here because you've talked about this new mayor of New York and I don't know what you're talking about.
Isn't that Hochul?
Isn't she going to be the new mayor?
Mayor-governor, I'm sorry.
Is it mayor or governor?
Who the hell is Hochul now?
You're talking about the governor, that woman.
That was my mistake, yes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that was my mistake.
I'm so far removed from New York.
Yeah, governor.
I didn't mean mayor.
Yeah, it's an acting governor.
She's acting all right.
Bill and Melinda Gates, back UK AI startup developing antiviral drugs.
Yay!
You don't think they're the inside track, do you, on the Gatesermectin?
Well, that brings me to the letter I was going to read.
There you go.
Good segue.
Uh...
I'm a ride-share driver.
I just dropped off a Pfizer clinical trial manager at the airport.
We had about a half-hour discussion where they did almost all the talking about the virus vaccines and politics surrounding the pandemic.
He makes a point of, he says it here, unfortunately I didn't get the opportunity to record the conversation, but this email is written immediately after the ride so I can get down as much of it before I forget, which is the way you do it, by the way, anybody out there.
I'll use singular they to refer to the Pfizer employee to protect the identity as much as I can.
Main takeaways.
Main takeaways.
China had epidemic levels of the virus as early as June 2019.
The lab leak theory is absolutely...
June 2019?
June.
Yeah.
That's way before the October war games, whatever, when everyone's claiming it started.
That's interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
Although, if you think about it, the War Games may have been triggered by this.
I think it was on the calendar.
It was scheduled, but okay.
Yeah.
Huh?
How far out was it scheduled?
Okay.
I don't know.
It's just speculation.
The lab leak theory is absolutely true, and it was the janitorial staff of the Wuhan lab that got infected and spread it outside the lab before they all died, and the lab had to be shut down.
Whoa!
Bombshell!
Bombshell!
Hold on a second.
We've done stories about the lab shutdown that were suppressed.
Remember?
Bombshell.
Yes.
It's a bombshell.
He's got to keep that in there.
It's a bombshell.
Denny tells some stuff here that I'm leaving out because it has a...
Either it's not true or it is proprietary and I'm not in the process of...
It's proprietary to Pfizer and I'm not in the...
Okay, but you'll tell me later, right?
Yes, sure.
I could also say it because I'm a journalist technically, but...
I'm not in the business of giving Moderna somebody else's information because it doesn't help anybody else to know this.
Is it marketing information?
Formulaic information?
Yes, formulaic.
Pfizer is very proud of the product they've made because they didn't take any government or private money to develop their vaccine so they can stay independent.
They looked down on Moderna for taking money from Bill Gates.
The Pfizer vaccine should get emergency use authorization for 5 to 11-year-olds in the next few days.
Yes, I know they're really pushing that.
And they want to do babies, too.
They want to do 6 months old.
Oh, yeah.
I hope that's in the note.
It was the fact that the EU approved the U.S. vaccine that prompted the FDA to fully approve the Pfizer vaccine.
Pfizer is not concerned about the Delta variant.
While it is very contagious, it's a mild form of the virus, which we've been discussing since the beginning.
The testing of the vaccine is not over.
It will not be over for a very long time.
They said it takes many years to truly understand any virus or medication developed to fight it.
And mentioned that they're still testing aspirin and ibuprofen, which has been on the market for years as an example.
Wait a minute.
Did he say that or were they saying that in the car?
That's what I think the guy uses as an example.
You know, they're still testing aspirin and ibuprofen or the woman.
They're still testing aspirin?
I'm just giving a little variety there.
No, I like it.
I like it.
Variants are named like hurricanes, and the names go in alphabetical order, and we're ready on M, Mu.
And they really didn't care about Delta or Lambda.
They're concerned about people contracting two variants at the same time and having supermutation from that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Supermutation?
How come this isn't a headline?
Come on.
Supermutation!
Supermutation!
Damn.
That's great.
I'd like me some super mutations, baby.
The politics surrounding the pandemic and the vaccines are unbelievably intense.
More so that the public knows.
In other words, well, I think people listen to this show.
I think we're pretty intense.
Anyway, misinformation about the vaccines is perpetuated by a design to protect political actors.
COVID is not going away.
It's going to wax and wane until it becomes like the flu, and in about 5 to 10 years, most people have natural immunity due to continual exposure.
They have deep mistrust of actors like Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci, as well as organizations like the FDA, the CDC, and WHO. Wow!
They even mentioned that Fauci should face jail time.
No!
He's getting hit from outside and inside.
This is fabulous intel.
That's all I can remember at the moment.
I'll follow up if I recall anything else.
Just keep in mind that I can confirm that the person I spoke to was in fact a Pfizer employee or that any info that they told me is true.
Now, I will say this.
I did a little research myself.
Because you're a local journalist.
I'm a local yokel.
And I checked out where this guy's from, and I checked out where the Pfizer's offices, different Pfizer offices are, and they match.
Tell me honestly, did you use Google Earth to fly around the Pfizer offices?
Most of the time I do stuff like that, but in this case, no.
I'm so disappointed.
You'd be like, there's a loading dock and I clearly see there's a weird truck over there.
I do like doing that, though.
I learned it by watching you, okay?
I never used to do that.
I've got information, man.
New shit has come to light!
Good note.
Thank you to our producer.
My other thing I love to do is to get on the ground with Google...
Yeah, Google walk around, whatever.
Can you just drive around somebody's house?
So if you're going to go visit someone, you can actually see their house in advance and you spot it.
And do you sometimes, when you're doing that, do you mutter to yourself, Zoom, rotate, enhance?
I don't mutter nothing.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the local journalist's tax credit, ladies and gentlemen.
Please say hello to Mr.
John C. Dvorak!
Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
Also in the morning to all the ships of sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air.
Sobs in the water and all the days and nights out there.
And a big Haiti hi-ho-ho to all the trolls in the troll room.
Been very vicious today.
Just crazy vicious.
Maybe it's only one or two just posting a lot, but wow, I mean, that was like...
That was nasty.
People just wishing death and Sodom and Gomorrah.
They're in a bad mood.
In a very bad mood.
And they should check their emotions at the door.
Let's have a count.
Okay, come on, trolls.
Let's see how many we got in there.
1943.
I think a whole bunch of trolls got scared off by the nutjobs in there today.
1943 is low.
It's not high.
That's low.
No, that's very low.
That's super low.
Well, they're probably turning it into a stink pool.
Well, those of you who are there appreciate it.
They're in a bad mood because Norm Macdonald died.
That's what they're in a bad mood about.
Yeah, it does suck.
Well, Norm Macdonald is the guardian saint of all chat rooms.
Did you guys know that he was sick?
Nobody knew.
He made a big fuss about not telling anybody according to his closest.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
He's not one of those guys.
No.
Anyway, the trolls can be found at trollroom.io.
That's where you can go.
You can log in.
You just use an alias, whatever.
You can register if you want for that, too.
Troll along.
Troll us.
It's a live stream.
You can hear it all live.
Noagendastream.com.
And subsequently...
You can do that for anything that's on that stream 24-7.
There's live shows all the time or podcasts that are from all around Gitmo Nation.
All talk, no commercials.
It's definitely no agenda.
That's the troll room.
Or follow us at noagendasocial.com.
I have to ask you a question about that.
I'm Adam at knowagendasocial.com.
He's John C. Dvorak at knowagendasocial.com.
This is a federated Mastodon instance, which means you can reach us from anywhere on the Fediverse.
You could just search for that term, Fediverse, and sign up.
You're looking for a Mastodon server.
There's many across the internet you can use, or you can even set one up yourself.
It's pretty easy to do and certainly inexpensive if you use something like masto.host.
There's still probably about three reports a day.
And I'll look at the reports.
It's like people from other servers reporting people on our server.
And usually that's just triggering stuff.
But we had one report from a female producer.
And someone had posted...
About women...
I wish I had the exact quote, which is kind of important.
The main crux was, it was one of these posts where these women should just go kill themselves.
It was one of those, which, you know, kind of like the troll room, actually.
It might be the same guy.
Yeah, the troll room today.
Same guy.
So she says, I think you should remove people who...
Advocate violence against women.
I said, I would probably do that, but I don't think saying they should kill themselves is violence against women, is it?
Or am I seeing that wrong?
Well, it is...
Because I don't want to...
I've never taken anyone off.
You know, I've nudged people off all the time.
Are you kidding me?
You're so full of shit.
When they offend you.
I'm so full of shit.
Never, never, ever, ever have I taken someone off of no agenda social.
I've asked them to remove a post.
Oh, no agenda social.
I'm talking about the chat room.
Oh, yeah, the chat room.
I'm getting mixed up.
No, this is no agenda social.
Oh, no, just block him.
That's what I said, too.
I agree with you.
I said it's not advocating violence, but that's how she took it.
Well, I don't care whether it's advocating.
I would say, let's say he's advocating violence.
Just block him.
Everyone can block him.
But what else I said is, why don't you ask him what's going on?
It's a no-agenda producer.
To not do anything is probably worse.
And then just ask for me to remove him.
Let's take it another step further.
Go watch the movie Red Pill, I think is the name of it, done by that woman who was all jacked up.
Who got red-pilled.
She got all jacked up.
She started to do a documentary about horrible men like the one she's describing in the chat room.
And then started to understand them.
And she's turned it completely around.
She's like on the other side of the fence now.
So maybe talking to this person...
Yeah, I'm sure everyone...
I mean, it's no one's in the social.
It's not Twitter.
I think people will be like, oh, okay, you know, hey.
No, there's a couple of creeps on the social.
Sure there are, but there's more non-creeps.
Anyway, I just wanted to bring that up because I've never kicked anyone off.
And I just thought, you know, this conversation went back and forth a couple emails.
I'm like, you know, he didn't advocate against violence.
This may be offensive, but I'm going to say it anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, john at dvorak.org.
Get ready.
I don't think Adam has the know-how on how to kick somebody off, and it's just covering.
Yeah, there you go.
That's exactly it.
By the way...
I only say that because I can never get a password to get back on the thing when...
Did you get a password?
Are you back on the thing?
Yeah, because I have my old machine back online which has the password in it.
So, okay.
And you never got a...
I told you.
I knew it was going to offend you.
No, I'm not offended at all.
But I'm going to kick you off.
Or you could pull a Disney.
I'm going to block you.
I'm kicking you off the system.
You're done.
You're out.
You're toast.
Violence against podcasters.
But what Disney would do in their corporate environment, they'd kick the complaining woman off.
Yes.
And in this case, you're the complaining woman.
Anyway, noagendasocial.com.
It's loads of fun, as you can tell.
Is that not an endorsement right there?
We leave the violence against women on, we kick Dvorak off.
I think we're on a roll.
And, big in the morning, NA, thank you for your courage to Nestworks, who brought us the artwork for episode 1381.
The President of the United States helped us with the title.
We titled it Stink Minority.
And I think we were unanimous, although you'd probably say I hated everything and I was vetoing everything.
I've never said that ever.
But we chose this because it's been a while since we, I think, I would call it we got a high concept piece.
And this was the two fishbowls with the goldfish jumping out of the M, although it should have been M5M, that was not quite perfect, the MSM fishbowl into the NA fishbowl.
And I think we both said, yeah, that's a good piece.
Yes, we did.
And I will say that we've also, I think, agreed that there wasn't a lot to choose from.
There was a lot, but not a lot to choose from.
Right.
Let me see.
What were the things we looked at?
There was no real second place winner.
Except, I think, maybe.
Maybe I did this one.
Darren did a sad puppy, which was just cute, but didn't make any sense.
I don't think Biden or Trump stuff...
Who cares?
Why is Trump still in the news?
That's a good question.
There was really...
What else was there?
Nothing.
I'm looking...
It was not the best...
I mean...
I mean, it was all great stuff, but it just wasn't good.
I blame the show for not...
It's our fault.
It is, because if we don't have some triggering...
Concept or thought or some phrase or something cute that the guys can jump on.
Well, we've also made them very wary of that because like, oh, if they say, oh, they're laughing about this, they'll never take the art.
I mean, we've...
Was it not Nessworks?
Sorry.
Did I make a mistake here, people?
I don't know.
Um...
Shit, I hate it when people say that.
Let me check it.
Let me just check it.
It was Cesium-137.
Ah, yes.
It wasn't Nestworks.
It was Cesium-137, who, by the way...
It's my fault.
I'm sorry.
And I didn't do a refresh on this.
That's why it didn't show up.
I had the wrong name.
My mistake.
Cesium-137.
So, yeah.
Cesium-137 was probably...
Spitting.
Sorry, sorry, CZM. He has not been on the podium for a while.
Yeah, it's correctly now.
Damn it.
Somehow these pages cache in the browser, and if I make a mistake, then it doesn't happen until I refresh the page.
CZM-137, yes.
All right.
Sorry.
NASA Works did get the nod for my newsletter.
Oh, yeah.
What did you use from him?
I used the alternate ivermectin box, only this time it was pfizermectin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we used the merkmectin on the show, and I thought his pfizermectin was quite funny.
Yeah.
So we couldn't use that for show art because we just did it.
But Cesium, he's been on the cusp, but he hasn't really broken through yet.
You're right.
Well, no, he's broken through lots.
Oh, yeah, but not in a while.
Not in a while.
No, not in a while.
He has 17 pages worth of art in the archive.
You guys can go look at noagendaartgenerator.com to see the incredible time and talent that these artists put into this.
The amount of work and humor and dedication is really something.
I'm sorry.
I mean, it's what?
Did I say 17 pages?
Yeah.
I meant 27 pages.
That's what I'm talking about.
Of art that he has submitted.
That's what I'm talking about.
I mean, we could just stop taking art and just use his material for the next five years.
Except for the ones that got show numbers on, like show 50.
Yeah.
Well, thank you very much, CZM137. Apologies for the mix-up there.
But again, thanks to all of the artists.
Just the joy of looking through it and seeing what you guys have come up with is, I mean, it's like a present.
Any art director would see this as Christmas.
Christmas, every single show we do.
It's like, oh, look at all these beautiful gifts.
You know, you return some.
Some are the wrong size.
And there's always that perfect sweater that you just love.
And Cesium knit it for us.
We appreciate it.
Now, you want to get, if you don't have a podcasting 2.0 app, Fountain, which I think you can find at newpodcastapps.com.
They have a new version.
They're iOS only.
A lot of people want an app that is in the official app store and has all the bells and whistles.
They've added chapters and transcript support.
So you can see all these, probably if you were using it now, you see all these images and cool links throughout the entire podcast for everything is separated by chapter.
Dreb Scott does that.
So get that, newpodcastapps.com.
Thank you again, CZM137. All of our artists, go take a look at them at noagendaartgenerator.com.
And now, as part of the third tea, the time, talent, and treasure, let's thank our executive producer and associate executive producers for episode 1382.
Okay, hold on one second.
Did you get the Italian sparkling water I talked about?
Signature seltzer water.
No, I did not, because I have not been to Whole Foods.
Okay.
But I have been to this list, and here we go.
John Aaron Jr.
in Bolverde, Texas.
It's Bolverde.
It's Bolverde.
Oh, is it Bolverde?
After all these years, all of a sudden, now I'm being told how to pronounce it correctly.
I didn't know either.
He put it in the note.
Okay.
I'm reading ahead.
Bovardy.
Bovardy pays $1,031.09 in Bovardy, Texas in the morning.
I've been meaning to make this donation for a long while, but only now get the chance thanks to the new job I just recently acquired.
Listening to No Agenda has brought me a new sense of understanding and peace to my life and community you've built is awe-inspiring.
Thank you, Adam, for your encouragement during one of the lowest points in my life and for staying humble and approachable enough to help me through these dark times.
please knight me sir jack of the heartland freshly baked fudge brownies with blue bale homemade vanilla ice cream at the round table and karma for all that was actually a very nice note and i'm trying to think uh what What conversation we had?
I don't know.
But apparently that's when he told you about Bolverde.
No, no, no.
Bolverde is P.S. It's pronounced Bolverde.
Oh.
That's what he said.
So, no.
This was news to me.
Well, thank you, man.
We'll see you at the round table.
Karma for all.
You've got karma.
Per Ingvarsson from Sweden, Söderfors.
How about this?
9 23 44 Uh, I don't think we've had many Swedish donations.
Not a lot.
No, we get Norway a lot.
Norway and some Denmark.
After, well, y'all could die.
After two years of searching, I finally found a good apartment in the city.
The number of my new apartment in the building is 33.
So by the laws that govern this karmic universe, here's an amount equal to my first month's rent.
Whoa!
You know, some people burn sage.
Other people donate to the best podcast in the universe.
That's how you stay protected.
I agree.
Anushka Wardy from Lafayette, California, 433.
And she says, I'm officially a douchebag.
I've managed to be...
Too busy to donate for all of 2020 and this year.
No bueno.
Because what you two did with deconstructing COVID, especially early on in 2020, was fantastic.
I still try to hit people in the mouth over here in my bubble that's called La Morinda.
Do you know La Morinda?
She says you'll know.
I don't know.
Oh, uh...
Lamorinda?
Lame...
Lame-o...
It's Rinda.
Oh, it's Lame-o-Rinda.
I got it.
Lame-o-Rinda.
Most people's eyes start to glaze over when I explain what the show is about and the importance of understanding how to deconstruct the news and that the show is a long listen.
I'm always surprised how many people here know of Adam's MTV days.
I was a superstar celebrity.
Perhaps mentioning that he is the true podfather in combination with his MTV past makes the unpunchable people think no agenda is not worthy of their time?
Of course.
It's a washed-up VJ and a washed-up tech journalist.
Hello.
I plan on starting to omit the MTV past and tap into Joe Rogan interviewing Adam in his role of the podfather instead and see if I'm more successful.
No, that's going to be worse because it'll be horse dewormer.
No, just say, hey, you know, the guy that invented podcasting, he's with the guy who invented wood, and they do a show together.
That'll work better.
Anyways, I still hope to make it to a meet-up one of these days, either here in the San Francisco East Bay or in Holland when I visit my family, or in Austin if we end up moving there.
Adam, I may need some tips on where to look.
Yes, not in Austin.
We will be in Austin next week touring areas with a realtor.
We will likely venture outside of Austin as well into the hill country.
Yes, Bernie.
Bernie is where all the cool kids are.
I'm just saying it.
All I ask for is good karma for my family and my friends.
There are several who can't be with us right now because I'm overdue for 2020 and 2021's listening value.
I will donate $433,000, which is double the previous donations, and $33,000 because it's the magic number.
Oh, and I guess some house-hunting karma.
Thanks for all you do.
You add a lot of value to my time spent listening to podcasts, No Agenda, and the TPO podcast with Roderick and Bertje being my favorites.
Cruces!
Anushka.
You've got karma.
You know, you have to wonder what the real estate agent in Austin, how they're going to drive you around to avoid ever showing one homeless person.
Right?
Yeah.
Ask them to take you down East Riverside.
See what they say.
Yeah, see what they say.
They say, I would like to go down East Riverside.
It's supposed to be very picturesque.
Very picturesque.
Mm-hmm.
Let's see what they do.
Well, you know, it's blocked off right now.
They're doing road construction.
Oh, yes.
We can't get through right now.
It's probably better this way.
Corey Harrison's on the list here from Kinston, North Carolina, 334.08.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
I was hit in the mouth a few years ago by Brad Albritton.
Hell of a guy.
Took the plandemic for me to become a listener.
DB call-out, douchebag call-out from my brother, Justin.
Douchebag!
Justin.
Jingles, Long Reverend Al, Pedo Joe, Get Vaccinated, and JCD's Donate.
Thanks, good evening, Rev.
Is this Crown Hog Day 2?
We are watching, that was Attorney General Eric Holder, ABD's About Some Republicans.
We haven't heard this in a while.
Paul's already beating the drums of war.
Today, the Pentagon refuted that claim.
And he said the American people do not want him to, quote, dwindling.
They do not want him dwindling his thumbs.
You can get a gig as a contortionist.
Intravenous fluids and pills coated with gelatin.
Weed!
Don't leave our women or men in uniform behind.
It's a monument to the hubris of Dick Cheney.
Representative Raul Ara Labrador.
Years of abuse.
I personally apologize to Mr.
Peebus.
Just ask...
To soon-to-be former congressman.
Democrats are outright jitty.
CIA's counter-terrorism center.
Veteran Affairs Secretary Shinschetti.
Why do I always mess up his name?
Shinschetti.
I love my critics.
I have fun with that.
Get back, Shinschetti.
You've got...
Donate!
Karma.
I should mention something.
So I record the Sharpton show.
It's only on weekly.
It's actually on Saturday.
Saturdays.
And Sunday.
He's on twice.
And I have not been able to catch anything because I think that they just stopped the show.
I think he got fed up with the ridicule.
And he decided to get his shit together?
No.
He decided to tell the producers to get their shit together.
And if he follows up like that, I'm sure they stop the show and then they cut in.
They do cut ins constantly.
I thought he was live.
Why?
Because it's more funny that way.
It's funnier when it's live.
He's funny.
He's great.
He's entertaining.
Well, I really doubt it that he's live or ever will be again.
Sir Dude Named Jeff, 333.73.
Anonymous Sir Dude Named Jeff, blah, blah, blah.
No news here, unfortunately.
No good news.
He said no good news here.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
No good news here, unfortunately, because he wants to have cancer come, so obviously that's not good news.
For Tom, who has incurable cancer, Quickly followed up by emergency karma for best friend's mom who is in the hospital after short illness.
Keep up the good work.
Stop it!
You've got...
Harmony.
Emergency goat on the scene.
Emergency goat on the scene.
Okay, want to read this one too?
Yes, sir, Euchre, I believe, E-U-C-H-R-E, in Matthews, North Carolina, 33333.
Hey, guys!
It's with a heavy heart that I make this, and people just love my interpretation of that.
Hey guys!
It's kind of a serious note.
You might want to tone it down a bit.
It gets bad right after your hey guys.
Yeah, but he starts with hey guys.
What am I supposed to do?
It's with a heavy heart that I make this donation to the best podcast in the universe in honor of a fallen knight and U.S. Army veteran.
On Monday of this week, we lost Sir Three-Legged Dragon, Hydro Gardener of the Calder Ridge, who has shocked you guys on episode 1333 with the first ever...
Triple insta-night donation of 3333.33 where he brought along his wife and mom to the round table.
Yes!
We salute you, fallen knight.
He was leaving his home with their three daughters when an altercation occurred with a neighbor and ultimately ended his life in the kind of earth-shaking tragedy that no family can imagine.
None of the girls were physically injured during the incident.
Well, there's no explanation, but it doesn't sound pleasant.
To Dame Blondilocks and Dame Librarian of White Oaks, I say, we are with you in spirit and love.
We are here for whatever you need.
May God bring you peace, strength, and healing.
To my beloved friend, I say, I look forward to seeing you again one day.
You and your dad better have this smoked bacon ready for the ultimate meet-up in the sky.
To Noah Genda Nation, I say, let's show this family that love is lit.
And support them by going to noagendafamily.com and donating to his memorial fund.
All proceeds are going directly to Dame Blondilocks.
In honor of the early departed, can I get an ITM from around the world?
Set a Fauci wheeze, China's asshole, and boogity, boogity, boogity, amen.
Thank you for your courage, gents.
Sir, ukra, upra.
China is asshole.
You've got karma. .
Well, it's a bummer.
Yeah, it's a bummer, and I'd like to find more details of our night, Sir Ukra, which I'm sure...
Maybe it's on the knowledgeandthefamily.com site.
I don't know.
Take a look.
Chris Fox is next, 3333.
He is in Elk River, Minnesota Nuts.
Chris Fox here.
First time donor, so please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
I keep it short because I know the drill.
Your podcast has literally changed my life and how I see the world.
Thank you, John and Adam.
No jingles, no karma.
Bye.
Anonymous.
33333.
I don't know if we'd change the world for the good if people use buyee.
I don't think so.
I think we've done the world a disservice.
Hey guys, buyee.
Buyee.
State of Jefferson, United States.
Greetings from the Golden Cloud Ranch, you're the crazy uncles I never had.
Adam, I'm not part of the M5M, so stop saying that.
Well, if he's anonymous, how do I know who he is?
Health karma or she?
Health karma for my buddy and neighbor Randy who fell out of my fire truck.
No, it wasn't while fighting the fires up the road near Tahoe.
It was while drinking whiskey late at night and pissing off anyone that could hear us.
Also, health karma for my buddy and neighbor, Will, who broke his ankle when he fell down a steep hill while taking a piss during a long evening drinking whiskey with us.
He welds everything I break here on the ranch, but we couldn't weld his ankle.
I think this is a drunk donation.
You think?
Lastly, health karma for my other buddy and neighbor, Vinny, who has COVID and refuses to come drink with us until he's safe.
Though we would still hang out with him like we did last winter with Randy when he had COVID and his wife made him live outside for two weeks like a wild animal.
Man, these are some wild guys up there.
What kind of club is this?
Jefferson.
It was the best two weeks ever because we got to hang out and have bonfires and drink every night as late as we wanted.
At least you ought to meet Brunetti.
Stay safe, John, but if you get COVID, come drink with us.
Hold on.
If you get COVID, come drink with us.
It's been too long.
We're overdue for a tasting, but I've been crazy, busy, moving dirt, literal dirt, not the Hollywood kind.
No jingles, no bullshit, associate producer credit.
And do I say his name here?
Because he says he has his name and then P.S. Keep me anonymous.
Well, if he says, P.S., keep me anonymous, you have to keep him anonymous.
Can we say the Knight of the State of Jefferson, though?
We can say that, right?
I didn't know he was the Knight of the State of Jefferson.
He's just claimed that.
He's drunk.
He's high.
I don't know what's going on with him.
Here's a little drunk karma for you.
He's out of control.
He's out of control.
And he doesn't want to be given any associate executive...
Well, he's got...
Okay.
We'll discuss this later.
Let's go on with...
You have to read this next because it just wipes out my spreadsheet.
Donnie Fraser in the Fraser Valley, California.
33333.
Crackpot and buzzkill in the morning.
Please accept my donation of 333.33 Candanavian dollaroos.
I've been listening to the pod since it was...
It always throws me off.
Even when you're making a joke...
Since I was first hit in the mouth by the crackpot during his first appearance on JRE. Can't thank you both enough for the service you provide.
Unfortunately, to date, despite not missing a single episode, I've been a complete and total douchebag.
If you would, please kindly de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
I figured there would be no better occasion on which to donate than on my 33rd trip around the sun this past Monday the 13th, and I would like to call out my buddy Adam, a different one, as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
I hit him in the mouth not long after I started listening, and as far as I'm aware, he has yet to donate.
Unfortunately, when I go over to his place for a visit, I'm still welcomed by the irritating voice of Amy Goofman blaring out of his smartphone speaker.
Typically, she is ranting on with phrases like, Worse day yet, sandwiched before and after with the skin-crawling sound of her lips smacking on her tongue, seemingly being peeled off the roof of her mouth with a chisel.
For crying out loud, somebody get this lady a glass of water to sip on.
That's not a bad description of her presentation.
That's quite good.
My smoking hot wife has been reluctant to listen to the show, despite my hitting of her in the mouth some ten plus times since I started listening.
At the beginning, she did not just refuse to listen, but was severely repulsed by both your voices.
And we have that effect on women.
I wonder why that is.
It just repulses.
There's a...
Mimi has somebody up in Port Angeles who's French and German.
He's a very famous interpreter for all these.
And we have a lot of overseas listeners that listen.
And he claims that it's because we enunciate so well.
It's very good practice for him to listen to English.
Oh.
And we have some Spanish listeners I know for a fact that listen to us because we are clear.
Yes.
A lot of it has to do with the sound quality.
Yes.
Hola.
But we're not in a bucket.
And we're not, you know...
Okay, but for some reason...
I don't know what she's talking about.
Our voices are not that bad.
No.
It's just associative.
Our voices are recognizable, so when the voices are saying something you don't like, then you hate the voice.
That's how it works.
However, I managed to get a...
Truth hurts.
The truth hurts.
Truth hurts.
I have, however, managed to get a few chuckles out of her with some of the hilarious sound bites and songs.
Some of her favorites include the Dog in the Stroller song and Fauci Wheeze.
Oh, she's all in, man.
She's playing you.
If she likes the Fauci Wheeze, then she's good to go.
In July, we welcomed our first human resource into the world, and after a few weeks, he began to produce the cutest little wheeze.
We had no choice but to start calling him our little baby Fauci.
Whoa.
Happy to announce that on our recent road trip, I managed to get the wife and the little Fauci through an entire episode.
What a delight.
You know what they say.
On this recent road trip of ours, I learned something fascinating.
While flipping through the local newspaper in Tofino, B.C., a neat little surf town on the west coast of Vancouver Island, I came across an interesting article explained how locals were annoyed by the increased number of young visitors during the summer months of 2019 and 2020, indefinitely shacking up in their camper vans, illegally migrating from parking indefinitely shacking up in their camper vans, illegally migrating from parking lot to parking lot, living in said
Expanded on this by explaining how these said young people had bought and they were calling a CERB board with their first government relief check.
If you're unfamiliar with the term CERB, it's Canadian Emergency Response Benefit.
Okay.
Distributed to those who are unable to or have no desire to work.
Oh, it's a UBI, Universal Basic Income.
Anyway, so they had the surfboards and they called them CERB boards because people just bought.
Yeah.
And the rich people in Austin did that too.
Hi, man.
Thank you very much.
And congratulations on the 33rd trip around the sun and the brand new human resource and getting closer to your spouse because people who know agenda together stay together.
You've got karma.
Shorter note next time, please.
Sir Addison, CEO of Shitposts in Chesterfield, Missouri.
333.
Adam and John keep up the excellent work and reporting.
As always, producers and douchebags alike save 33% on E-Bulls CBD at E-Bulls, which is like edibles but E-Bulls, E-A-B-L-E-S.com with the code NOAGENDA at checkout.
Thank you for your courage, Sir Addison, CEO of Shitposts at thegeneralatnoagendasocial.com.
Okay, that's a plug.
Nice plug.
Oh, another one.
Yes, sir.
Go ahead.
This has to be mentioned.
SirCaloflavenderblossoms.com, 314-59.
Lavenderblossoms.org.
I will mention this because Mimi, who loves the lavender blossom, she's CBD Solve, or whatever it is.
So she writes in and orders a batch from Cal, and she gets a huge box of stuff.
And she says, what did I get?
Oh, and then she finds out that I deconstructed her name and address and figured out who she was.
Uh-huh.
That must have freaked out.
And she said to me, you've got to mention, this guy's great.
His stuff's the best, and he's a great guy.
So you have to mention this on the show.
I said, well, when his donation comes up, I'll bet you I do.
I will add to that that the keeper also ordered something, some salve from him, and he immediately intercepted the order and said, ho, ho, ho, ho, the keeper, tell me what's going on, and then he also sent her some extra special stuff.
ITM Jens, he writes, it's been too long since my last gesture of appreciation, so much so that I'm being called a douchebag locally.
I'd like to think I'm on a higher level on this no-agenda hierarchy.
Much love, Sir Cal of lavenderblossoms.org.
Much, of course.
Who called you a douchebag?
I will personally, personally see to that.
Let me just give him a little karma.
Thanks, Cal.
Appreciate it.
You've got karma.
Urily Philanoff.
Philanoff.
256.
First Associate Executive Producer.
ITM to all the No Agenda ninjas out there.
Please accept this modest donation as another blow to soulless stupid machinery.
No jingles, no karma.
Peace.
She's got some grouse about something.
I don't know what.
Kate Marengo, Associate Executive Producer credit for Kate, $250 from Chicago, Illinois.
Associate Producer note, birthday call out for Tony's 44th on 9-17.
So we're good to go on that.
Happy 44th birthday to the best husband, teammate, and daddy.
Thank you for always keeping no agenda in our life as I've dipped in and out over the years.
when the last year's pandemic hit it became the focal point in my life so therefore uh and therefore needed to shrink the amygdala and such i correct i can reconnect it with my old jingle buddies wow i missed a lot had to have noodle boy explained to me well where have you been which i got a kick out of being a former noodles employee my college years oh and
Tony hits me in the mouth constantly, obviously in the most loving way, and I think over the past year I've hit him pretty hard back.
Have no fear, the non-domestic abuse in our household has had another successful year of slave-rearing of our gorgeous daughter Clark, a cool name for a girl, as well as pulling me out of my isolation cave to connect with the sane slaves of amazing Chicago, the most recent awesome posse in the infamous Noah Denner meetup in libtard land Chicago.
We're saving lives, John.
I just want you to know that.
Tony Marengo, thank you for your courage.
Douchebag call out for being a procrastinator in your knighthood accounting.
Douchebag!
Get your shit done, you delinquent non-slave, and prepare for the round table.
Uh, jingles needed, uh, so like a good wife, I request hookers and blow.
Ha ha!
You're a great wife!
What are you talking about?
Al Sharpton, respect.
Respect is what she means, obviously.
And if possible, Joe Biden, vaccinate, followed by no.
And should we get a...
I'll just add a karma for you for that.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T. Get vaccinated.
No.
You've got karma.
That was our end of show sequence.
It was great.
No.
No.
You know, um...
If you didn't know Noodle Boy, I don't know how long away from the show you were.
That's a decade long when I first showed up.
Okay, David Fugizotto, our buddy is with the Duke of America's Heartland and the Arabian Peninsula, chimes in with $233.33.
Gents, this donation is to honor Dame Melody and her graduation from the University of Texas, Austin, where, assuming the masses of homeless tents...
Had it been cleared from the quad, she will receive her Master's of Science in Technology Commercialization.
Let me get this straight.
She's got a Master's of Science in Technology Commercialization?
Yeah.
This Friday?
Yeah.
Technology Commercialization is a course of study?
Oh yeah, and she's a master of it.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, I can't be there as I'm helping out my grandpa.
Adam will be glad to show up.
My parents in the realm of the Duke of the South.
By heaping helpings of Joe Jobs' karma for us both.
And I request that all producers join me in a congratulatory little girl yay for her achievement.
Thank you for your courage.
David Fugisoto, Duke of America's heartland in the Arabian Peninsula.
Ever since he's had COVID, his sentence structure has changed.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah.
Make it harder to read, I might add.
That's interesting.
Do you think that his personality has changed?
No, no.
I think it's the brain fog.
Have they unleashed the Manchurian candidate?
Maybe Dame Melody should be lucky he's not around.
Yeah!
Dave Melody, congratulations.
What a great achievement.
And I'm sure it's going to be a great time in Austin this weekend.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
Bugity, bugity, bugity, anyway.
Most of the drivers can use them tonight.
Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking hot water.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs.
Jobs.
You've got karma.
Jobs.
Jobs.
Gregory DiBernardo, DiBernardo from Canton, Georgia, 233.33.
New to this thing, I think I'm supposed to send the donation note to your address.
I'll just send a 233.33 donation through PayPal.
Okay, I guess that worked.
I was hit in the mouth of my friend Steve, who we refer to as the chief...
About a year ago on a motorcycle trip, little did I know how much this show would be something I look forward to hearing twice a week.
Thank you for your courage, of course.
But thank you, John and Adam, for consistently producing such great content.
If only we could hit the whole world in the mouth, we'd have a more sane planet for sure.
It'd be boring, though.
What will we talk about?
I try to hit at least one person in the mouth every week.
Please de-douche me.
Of course.
You've been de-douched.
Also, I do have to call out Steve as a douchebag for letting the guy he hit in the mouth get de-douched before he did.
Douchebag!
He says, surely there's a term for this situation.
If not, we need to come up with it.
Let's face it, it's pretty embarrassing.
Do we have a term for people who hit people in the mouth and then get douchebagged by the person they hit in the mouth?
No, we don't.
Should we?
Well, I'm looking for...
I was hoping it had some ideas.
Nothing snappy off the cuff.
I have no ideas.
I think it's so...
It happens so rarely that it's inconsequential.
Can I get an oogity-boogity song and respect?
Stay safe.
You bet.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
Stay safe.
I'm going to get this while I was looking for James Story from Lower Hutt, New Zealand, 201.
Greetings, John and Adam from the lockdown hermit kingdom of New Zealand.
Our supreme leader announced 33 new COVID cases this week, prompting me to donate.
We appreciate that.
May I please have some R2D2 karma?
You got it.
Thanks.
Bye.
You've got...
karma.
Do you have Philip Jordan?
No, Philip Jordan, I cannot find a note from him.
He gave $200.
He's in Stanley, Wisconsin.
I'll go on to Wesley Olson in Seattle, Washington, who writes simply and succinctly, ITM. Thank you for your courage.
Job karma for my son, daughter, and wife.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
And followed up by Gabriel Adams in Ventura, California.
$200 ITM. Keeping it short here?
Yes.
Pulling a Calexit to Idaho Falls in a week's time.
He's leaving the state of California, which is called a Calexit.
Thank you for your courage.
No jingles, no karma.
Gabriel Adams.
Onward to Corey Chase in Eugene, Oregon.
$200.
In the morning, sirs.
This is Corey from the Chase compound, and I'm in desperate need of a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
I was hit in the mouth last year by my smoking hot wife, soon-to-be keeper, Kayla.
And I should mention here, because I remember when I read this note, Tina the Keeper is the one who's initiated this idea of a keeper, but it's like, it's somebody you keep, but not somebody that keeps you like a caged animal.
Oh, I've misunderstood all this time.
Okay, then I'm wrong.
Soon-to-be keeper Kayla, and in the last episode, she called me out as a douchebag.
We were very excited about planning our Southern Willamette Valley meetup at a beautiful establishment where the wine flows like gasoline.
Probably tastes like it, too.
You two are, of course, invited, and we hope you can make it.
We are unvaxxed, highly taxed, and eating lots of flax.
Gotta stay regular in these unprecedented times.
We like to call out my brother Benji Boy as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
If convenient.
And does this not go any further?
If convenient, I would like anything with Al Sharpton.
Thank you for your occurrences, Corey.
I just wanted to say, regarding Willamette Valley, I was right.
The Spruce Goose is still there.
It's not still there.
It was moved there.
Yeah.
And I'm glad you brought it up because it was a make good.
It was in Long Beach.
Yeah.
And then Disney, I guess, bought the property.
Yeah.
In the late 90s or in the mid 90s and then they decided to get rid of the thing.
And so they shipped it up.
They took it apart and then shipped it up to the Willamette Valley and then put it back together.
Sometimes when you say, no it's not, it's in Long Beach, I get so flummoxed because you speak so authoritatively.
It was in Long Beach.
I said, okay, fine.
There's no real conflict!
Christopher Pagels from Menominee, Wisconsin.
Menominee?
Menominee.
$200.
Please combine my two contributions of $69.61 and $130.69 for an associate's executive producer credit.
John.
Well, mixed.
That's a good word.
What are thoughts on the Aki Basho sumo tournament?
Who are you pulling for?
Stay golden, Adam.
Please do a stay safe over the megaphone, noodle gun, and dog's howling karma.
But before we get to that, yes, you are one of the few people I know in my life who tracks the sumo wrestling sport.
Oh yeah, I love sumo.
It's one of the best.
And I just wish American black football players, instead of going to football, would go into sumo.
I think maybe the discipline is too much.
I'm not absolutely sure.
But the guy I... I mean, you have to root for the one Yokozuna that's in the match.
You were going to say Yakuza, weren't you?
I heard you.
Well, Yakuza is a similar word.
But Teronofuji, I think is his name.
He's like this...
To watch this guy play...
I actually met a couple of the Yokozunas years ago when my wife and I were and the kids were vacationing and we were in Paris and they were having a kind of a phony baloney sumo match in Paris and all the sumos were at the hotel we were staying at.
So I would go up, and I knew this one guy followed very closely, but Aki Bono was there, who was one of the Yokozunas, one of the few.
There's not that many.
And he is a huge guy.
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No clips, but I just wanted to mention something to you and see if you recognize the same thing.
I see a pattern, and it's just from what I'm seeing from the M5M. If I were a QAnon believer, I would think that Trump was doing this.
And I'll tell you what I'm seeing.
What we've seen in the past, like, two weeks.
State Department takedown.
Blinken.
Actually, I may have a clip of his later.
Milley being taken down, even by the left media.
Fauci, of course.
He's remaining, but he's being discredited.
And then this FBI with the gymnasts who were testifying...
I have the clips for that.
I'm going to tell people what's going on, then you roll the clips out.
Let me just explain this one important thing.
It's not just the FBI. It's the U.S. Attorney General, the United States Olympic Committee.
And mind you, the Attorney General, when this was going down, was Loretta Lynch for just a little bit.
But it was really Eric Holder for all those years.
And before him, surprise, surprise, Robert Mueller.
All kinds of douchebags are being implicated when they say the FBI did nothing.
These are some big takedowns.
Do you agree with this pattern?
Also, John Durham wants to indict a Clinton...
All of a sudden, Durham has something to say.
Wants to indict a Clinton campaign lawyer.
Facebook is being...
Again, left-wing media.
Instagram, bad for girls, and they knew it.
By the way, Mueller also was involved in Facebook.
It looks like there's a lot of different potential deep state type positions being scrutinized and lambasted by all media, except for one, and that would be the CIA! So who's doing it?
Sealed indictments, baby.
Sealed indictments.
So this has got to be the CIA doing this.
That's my conclusion.
I just joke about the sealed indictments, of course.
Maybe.
Maybe.
They're the only ones who have not been outed by anyone for anything bad.
Every other opponent of theirs, including the State Department's secret little intelligence community...
Interesting.
Oh, wait.
I didn't put this together.
Wait, wait, wait.
I want to play this one clip, Blinken, because someone sent it to us.
I think you got it, too.
He actually thought he would be fun by doing a John C. Dvorak sweetening job.
I left it in.
This is Secretary of State Blinken.
Listen to what he says.
I think China and Russia and Iran, they look at this botch withdrawal and what they see is incompetence that they think they might be able to exploit, may lead to miscalculation.
I think the Europeans, our allies, who had very little say of any, or control certainly over the timing and the execution of all this, they're now, number one, have to be wondering about our reliability, the credibility of our defense agreements with them.
We, the intelligence community, did not say...
We, the intelligence community, did not say that.
The point is, Blinken slips and says, yeah, we in the intelligence community.
What?
I thought you were State Department.
Well, no.
See, I argued with this guy about this.
No, you said the same thing.
He's in the State Department intelligence community.
Yeah, the State Department has a little agency called the INR. They're researching something or other.
They're considered part of the 17th.
And he's the head of it, so yeah, he's in the intelligence community, of course.
But it's the way he said it, instead of we at State Department.
People don't know this.
That's not typical that a Secretary of State says, here, me in the intelligence community.
They don't say that.
You're not supposed to talk about spies in the state or in the embassies.
It's a no-no.
It's a no-no.
They're all spies in the embassies.
Yes.
And the biggest spy of all, Bob Woodward, wrote the book about Millie, which we still haven't seen yet, I guess.
This stinks.
This whole thing stinks.
It stinks.
Well, what you got?
Well, I got the gymnast.
Now, the thing about the gymnast, and this is part of your takedown thesis, I got this clip from ESPN instead of from mainstream media because I think they do a better job.
Yeah.
Because it's about sports.
Although they talk a lot about wokeness and vaccines on ESPN these days.
Oh, they talk way too much about, yes.
I didn't say they weren't woke.
So, and the problem is, of course, when we go to the guys, the correspondent who did all the work, he's in a bucket.
Why is this hearing now, at this very moment, so short after the Olympics, Simone Biles testified?
I have no argument against your thesis.
No, I'm asking you if it was planned.
Well, it's because it's part of this takedown.
No, no, no.
I want to know if it was scheduled.
It just popped up out of nowhere, that's all.
I don't know.
I have no idea why.
Well, let's see.
Maybe it's answered in this...
It's not, by the way.
Maybe it's answered in this three-parter.
No spoiler.
Okay.
We start with one?
All right.
Today, the star members of USA Gymnastics testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee, painting a portrait of a system, namely, in this case, the FBI, that failed to protect the only people worthy of accommodating, the victims of Larry Nassar.
Today we saw young women offer a small glimpse into the complicated and excruciating work of recovering from sexual abuse, in particular when forced to relive it publicly time and time again.
Today, Simone Biles and Allie Reisman, among others, asked for the only thing that's continually evaded them since this case was made public six years ago.
Accountability.
Dan Murphy has more in tonight's SportsCenter Report.
I didn't realize that she was one of the victims.
That never came up when I was watching her during the Olympics.
No one ever said, you know, you'll know her at...
No, I didn't know that she was one of the victims.
Simone Biles?
No, I didn't know that.
Oh, well, you're the only one.
Yeah, I thought that was the reason that she was choking or getting the yips.
We also didn't discuss it when she was getting the twisties.
Yeah, the twisties.
That's what it was called.
You're right.
Yeah, the twisties.
No, we didn't.
Actually, we did not discuss it.
You're right.
And it's possible that it could have eluded you.
Yeah.
But yeah, she testified and she went into tears and the whole thing.
It was poignant, the whole thing.
But this one girl, Michaela, she just blasted.
She's the one who gave the best testimony.
She just laced into him.
You'll hear her in this part, too.
Some of the most famous gymnasts in American history are joining U.S. Senators in asking for FBI agents to be held accountable for mishandling a major opportunity to stop the serial sexual abuse of former Team USA doctor Larry Nassar.
To be clear, I blame Larry Nassar and I also blame an entire system that enabled and perpetrated his abuse.
Simone Biles testified at a Senate hearing Wednesday alongside fellow former national team members Allie Raisman, Michaela Maroney, and Maggie Nichols.
Nichols and her teammates first raised concerns about Nassar in the summer of 2015, but the FBI waited more than a year to interview some of them and did nothing with the information they gathered.
Dozens of girls say they were abused by Nassar after the FBI received those complaints.
What is the point of reporting abuse if our own FBI agents are going to take it upon themselves to bury that report in a drawer?
If they're not going to protect me, I want to know who are they trying to protect?
This July, the Justice Department's Inspector General published a report that found the FBI not only mishandled complaints in 2015, but that two agents later made false statements to cover up their mistakes.
They chose to falsify my report and to not only minimize my abuse, but silence me yet again.
The Inspector General found that one of those agents, W.J. Abbott, showed, quote, extremely poor judgment by meeting with USA Gymnastics President Steve Penny during the investigation to discuss the possibility of getting a job with the U.S. Olympic Committee.
Abbott retired in 2018, and the other agent accused of wrongdoing was fired two weeks ago.
Was that the one who was fired for alleged wife-beating, who was also involved in the Whitmer kidnapping?
Or is it a different FBI agent?
I don't know.
I think it's maybe the same guy, maybe it's not.
But both these guys got off scot-free for all practical purposes.
Considering what happened to the general...
Lying to the FBI? Oh, you mean like...
Yes.
I can't remember his name.
And then there's a stone.
Why can't I remember Flynn?
There we go.
Flynn.
Michael Flynn.
Yeah, it's exactly the same.
He lied to the FBI. He casually said something.
He gets busted.
They throw the book at him.
And then stone, they throw the book at him for nothing.
And then meanwhile, these guys lie and they get off scot-free.
Really?
So let's listen to this part three.
FBI Director Christopher Wray said the Bureau needs to do better.
I'm especially sorry that there were people at the FBI who had their own chance to stop this monster back in 2015 and failed, and that is inexcusable.
It never should have happened, and we're doing everything in our power to make sure it never happens again.
Several of the former gymnasts and senators who spoke Wednesday asked why those FBI agents haven't been charged with crimes for lying to investigators.
Attorneys from the Justice Department declined an invitation to attend Wednesday's hearing and explain why no charges have been filed.
More than six years now after first raising questions, survivors of Nassar's abuse are still waiting for all of his enablers to be held accountable.
For ESPN, I'm Dan Murphy.
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
I've got to find out who put this hearing together.
What a great timing.
The fix is in on something going on.
No kidding.
You know, I was reading True Hoops, my favorite basketball news.
I think I forwarded you this.
Yeah, I saw it.
Okay.
Yes, you did.
Was this the one where he connects the Nazis to the CIA? He connects the early CIA with the Nazis and the Dulles brothers.
It's been done before.
Right.
Our whole space program is thanks to the Nazis.
Yeah, but the Dulles brothers defended as attorneys, or at least one of them, American companies from ridicule and scrutiny when they were working hand-in-hand with the Nazis, and then they worked.
Alan Dulles was pretty instrumental in setting up the CIA, and I think also in the appointment of Hoover for the FBI. And yeah, that was all Operation Paperclip when we got more Nazis here.
I don't think they ever went away.
I think they just bred and created people who want to kill us.
Through medicine?
Through medicine?
We do it through medicine?
Experimenting on you?
Why not?
They had meetings at Madison Square Garden.
They're all doing Heil Hitler.
We had a boon in the Berkeley area, according to my father, who was always irked about it.
And it was one of the biggest...
You figure?
It was Frank Spanger who ran the biggest fish restaurant, Spanger's, down on the Berkeley Marina, in the country.
At one time, this place was so big, and they stayed in business all throughout until Frank died.
In fact, he lived up in Richmond, in Richmond Hills, and nobody said much about it after the fact.
Good restaurant, by the way.
Yeah.
Well, at least there's that.
Yay.
So, we're going to go to Mark Milley's, another targeted man.
I got four clips about this that are kind of interesting.
Yeah, this is fascinating because, once again, we've got Bob Woodward.
We've got...
Now, Bernstein still...
I mean, is he kicking himself now?
They've got another guy from the Washington Post...
Born in Virginia.
It's like, that guy's got spook written them all over.
Remember Bob Acosta?
Yeah, Robert Acosta.
Do you know him?
I've never heard of him.
Oh?
Never heard of him.
Oh, all of a sudden he's writing books.
I know the Bob Acosta, the little guy who's a sports reporter.
Yeah, no, that's not it.
That's not him.
No, there's another guy.
No, Burns, you've got to remember, you know, if you go back to that one book, Bush's Family Book of Secrets, whatever it's called, you know what it is.
Family of Secrets, Russ Baker.
Russ Baker's book.
He talks about Woodward in the book, how he came out of military intelligence.
I don't know who he's hooked up with, but just as a preface to the Millie stuff, they're all talking about how all this is going on, and this includes Tucker, This is going on and nobody, you know, everybody from the CIA might...
Well, let's get these first two clips out of the way before I play the explanatory clips and I can talk about it with a little more of some background play.
This is Mark Milley, Report ABC1.
There's also new reporting tonight after those claims and a new book about the final days of the Trump administration, the book called Peril.
Tonight, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mark Milley, now defending his calls with China.
President Biden saying he has complete confidence in him.
And tonight, Jonathan Karl reporting, General Milley might not have been the first to reach out to the Chinese.
President Biden today expressed great confidence in America's top general, Joint Chiefs Chairman Mark Milley.
I have great confidence in General Milley.
But Milley is facing...
I'm sorry, I was going to stop.
I love that, because that's all the guy said.
The report could have been like this.
The president actually put his mask on and walked away.
They say exactly what he said and then play that in a quote because he's got nothing.
There's nothing come out of this man.
He's pre-dead.
Joint Chiefs Chairman Mark Milley.
Thank you, General Milley.
I have great confidence in General Milley.
But Milley is facing severe criticism, even calls for his resignation over revelations in a new book that he sought to undermine former President Donald Trump's authority.
Even reaching out to China amid their concerns about Trump's incendiary rhetoric about COVID-19.
to say he would tell them if the United States were to launch a military strike.
Because he was fearful Trump could do something catastrophic during the final days of his presidency.
Today, a spokesperson for General Milley confirmed some of the major events described in the book by Bob Woodward and Robert Costa.
His calls with the Chinese and others in October and January, Milley's spokesperson said, were in keeping with his duties and responsibilities, conveying reassurance in order to maintain strategic stability.
But there is more to the story.
ABC News has learned that it wasn't just Milley who reached out to China.
In fact, a former senior Pentagon official tells ABC the first contact came from Trump's former defense secretary, Mark Esper, who conveyed a message to the Chinese defense minister one week earlier than Milley, saying the United States had no intention to attack.
It's multi-pronged, this takedown.
They got all the douchebags.
Anyone who did something kind of dirty is up at bat right now.
I should mention the Woodward book is published by the same people who own CBS. What is their publishing...
What's their imprint?
CBS's?
I don't know.
No, it's owned by...
Simon& Schuster?
Simon& Schuster.
Yeah, Simon& Schuster.
Yeah.
First of all, a couple of things.
There's a lot of complaining that all this took place and the CIA must have known and the NSA must have known, but nobody said anything.
And I think, yeah, they did.
They said it to Woodward.
Or the NSA or somebody did.
I mean, we haven't even seen the book.
Somebody talked to Woodward.
Woodward didn't get this out of the blue.
No, CIA gave it to us.
So there's a couple of things to note.
One is Woodward's getting old and so they brought in, they're going to pass the torch to.
In other words, the next guy is going to take the CIA written books and put them out there.
This Costa guy.
Yeah, he's introduced.
He's on the scene.
He's on the scene.
So he's the new guy.
He'll take...
And meanwhile, of course, Bernstein could have been that guy, but Bernstein's the same age.
It's like, well, you know, he's got passed over and it's just the way it goes.
So this costs the guys...
You have to keep an eye on him because he's going to be revealing all this stuff.
So yeah, Bernstein, or sorry, Woodward got, I don't know how this book got written, but there it is, and it's taking these guys down.
And so quick.
He whips up these books, that 80-year-old.
What a guy.
Man, what a guy, Bob.
Now, I should mention, this is more than just a takedown of these guys.
This is also a subtle takedown of Trump.
Because they make it clear that Trump's the guy who picked Milley.
He's the one who picked Milley.
Trump's the guy who picked Esper.
He's the one who picked...
So he's hiring traders, as he likes to call them.
Well, we have said before, he's great at firing, no good at hiring.
That's what it looks like, so let's play part two of that.
Then I have the more interesting clip.
It is Donald Trump who chose Milley to be the Joint Chiefs Chairman, but now he is saying Milley should be tried for treason.
If it is actually true, which is hard to believe, that he would have called China and done these things and was willing to advise them of an attack or in advance of an attack, that's treason.
Milley is scheduled to go before Congress later this month in what is sure to be a fiery hearing with tough questions about Afghanistan and now about whether he undermines civilian control of the military and, David, whether or not he should resign.
John Carl back with us again tonight.
Thank you, John.
China.
China.
Yes, of course it's a subtle slam against Trump, but I'm surprised how much heat Milley is getting from it for all sides, because even though it turns out this is a big meeting, which I also didn't know happens, with 15 people, and they have these regularly with the Chinese top military, the Russian top military, what is this?
So y'all are just in cahoots saying, oh, don't worry.
And meanwhile, the mainstream and the politicians yap up the fear, even though you're all in cahoots behind the scene.
That's the part that's...
And he hasn't said anything yet, has he?
Milley hasn't admitted to this, I'm sure.
No, a spokesman has, and he's going to talk in front of Congress.
You mean Kirby?
Spokeshole Kirby.
Was it Kirby?
I think Kirby's the spokeshole on this one.
It would have to be Kirby.
Take him down, too.
Boom, boom, boom.
Dominos.
So there was a guy that was in the office.
Now, I hate to play these two clips.
Ah, Tucker Carlson violation.
It's a Tucker Carlson violation, but I thought this guy had enough to say that was important because he brought it down to earth what the importance of this was and why the exaggeration about Trump going to start a war when Trump is the only guy that's been president since Carter who hasn't started a war.
Yeah, it's true.
And that was actually mentioned in the segment.
I cut a lot of it down because it was going to go on.
But this is Doug McGregor, who used to work in the Trump administration as an advisor, as an ex-military guy.
And he explains a lot here that I thought is important.
This is Doug McGregor 1.0.
Doug McGregor is in some ways at the center of this story.
He's a retired Army colonel who last year advised the Trump administration on foreign policy.
In that capacity, he co-authored a memo calling for American troops to leave Afghanistan finally after 20 years.
According to Woodward and Costa's account, that memo, McGregor's memo, is one of the reasons that Mark Milley decided to organize a coup.
Doug McGregor joins us in studio tonight.
Doug, thanks so much for coming on.
We were talking before air and you...
Upsettingly did not seem shocked by this.
It does seem, to people who don't know the system as well as you do, stunning that the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff would be secretly calling a Chinese general and saying, we'll warn you if we're going to move against you.
But knowing what you know, this does not shock you.
No, unfortunately, I'm not shocked.
And I'm not doubting Woodward's integrity, but we know from experience that from time to time he's somewhat flexible and the interpretation may put a spin on it that may or may not be accurate.
And I hope this is one of those cases.
But is this within bounds or is it as far out of bounds as it seems?
No, there are certain things that we know.
These are the facts.
First of all, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs has no statutory authority over operational forces of any kind.
That means that he is not in a position to order anyone in the armed forces to say or do anything.
Can't do it.
He is preeminently the senior military advisor to the president.
That's what he is.
So in theory, before he would make such a phone call, he would discuss the subject of the phone call with the president, the commander-in-chief.
He certainly would not do something without coordinating with the national security advisor and the secretary of state, because this is beyond defense.
This is a foreign policy statement that he's making.
But Nicole Wallace said he's a hero.
He's so brave.
He protected us.
Yes, all.
And George Will came out and thought it was terrific that he did this.
So good.
One guy after another came out.
And a lot of them are right-wingers.
They're just nuts.
But right-wingers in the sense that they're actually neocons.
Right.
So what I wanted to play this clip for is to bring it down to operational level so people can understand what the mechanism is in the first place to show that Trump was never a threat for any sort of spontaneous war because he felt like it, which is the way it's being portrayed in some sense.
But let's play part two.
These are important things to understand.
So if that is true, if this account is correct...
I mean, from a layman's perspective, it sounds like a grave offense.
Yes, he's violated the law, if this turns out to be true.
We really need to hear from him.
Congress needs to bring him over, he needs to be placed under oath, and he needs to answer questions in front of the Senate about this entire affair.
It needs to be very straightforward.
They then will have to determine whether or not the law has been broken.
But from our standpoint, knowing what we do about who has the authority to do what and where he fits in within the broad scheme of things...
This is wrong.
Remember, the President is not able to act independently and launch a nuclear weapon.
He has a consultative process.
People who are members of a standing committee with whom this is discussed.
This chain of command then runs through the Secretary of Defense and from the Secretary of Defense to Strategic Command, STRATCOM. It has nothing to do with General Milley.
Now, General Milley as an advisor can speak up and suggest what they should or shouldn't do.
But I think there's something else here that people need to understand.
If General Milley feels as strongly as he apparently does according to this description about President Trump, he has at any time the right to resign his position as chairman of the Joint Chiefs and simply say, I cannot be part of this.
Without prejudice.
That doesn't mean he has to leave the armed forces.
It just means he leaves this position and someone else can be brought in to fill it.
That's what you do if you feel strongly that you're dealing with someone you cannot support.
So what do you think?
Did it happen that way?
I think so.
I think just Millie's just kind of casual, full of himself.
And they've been targeting him for some time now.
Yeah, with his woke comments.
Well, Fox News would be they.
But this was different.
And this was sometime...
Now, has this book actually been published?
Has someone read the whole book?
Or is this just the CBS promotion for Simon& Schuster?
At this point, the book has already been in galleys and has already gone out to reviewers and has already gone out to the blurb writers.
I mean, they even brought in some lady on CNN who...
Oh my god, I've never seen her before.
And she was reading through the book and reading pieces.
And, you know, she's like DC kind of royalty.
I've got to find her name.
This threw people for a loop when I was watching CNN. It was like, whoa.
You know, they're like, he saved us.
He saved us.
He saved us.
He's a savior.
Yeah.
Did it really happen that way?
It just seems...
The actual quote saying, there's a process and I'm a part of that.
I think that the book is probably accurate because it came from the sources that have the knowledge to the point of hearing phone conversations knowledge.
And so I don't think that's, I think it's unimpeachable, the book.
But the reasons and rationale, maybe go back to your thesis about the CIA is the only people that aren't mentioned, even though Gina Haspel is mentioned and there is some sort of a bad actor.
Expendable.
Yes.
In fact, she has to be cleaned up because she was complicit in throwing out evidence of waterboarding, etc.
She's a problem.
Yeah, how she got the job in the first place is somewhat mysterious.
And...
I don't know.
But the reason why is now we have, again, second time, the first time was Biden with Xi.
Now we have Milley with conversations that are being leaked to the press.
This reeks of CIA. They don't care who's president.
They just want to be in control.
And wow, I mean, they're really, they're taking down Blinken, taking down Milley.
FBI, known that the CIA hates FBI. I don't know, man.
It just feels bigger.
Okay, when did this all begin?
It began when they decided to get out of Afghanistan and abandon the poppy fields, if they're really abandoned.
Yes, and right after that, we got an uptick in fentanyl.
Yes.
Yes we did.
It's scary.
The whole thing.
Well we've got our eye on it.
And the good news is You can just look at the ground and the spinning will all go away.
Just turn off Twitter.
Really, despite what John says, no one's watching the mainstream news.
What's happening, in my opinion, Fox News is the most guilty of it.
Millions of people watch Fox News and all they talk about is CNN and MSNBC amplifying that crap for them.
That gets on to Twitter and it goes round and round.
There's clearly nothing happening on ABC, CBS, and NBC, except selling other entertainment products.
There's another subtext story, which I want to play now.
And this is the story, because RFK Jr.
is involved in the story, at least he's interviewed.
And this is the story, and again, it involves...
Didn't we already do this, Sirhan Sirhan?
No, we've just been sitting on there and sitting on there and sitting on there.
Oh, I've seen them for a while, yes.
It has something to do with this?
They're thinking of releasing Sirhan Sirhan from prison after all these years.
And so they do this interview of all these different people, and nobody quite wants to say it.
Well, they're all for it.
I mean, RFK Jr.'s for it.
Everyone's like, yeah.
No, the family's for it.
The family's for it.
But nobody wants to say what they want.
You can hear that they're holding back, especially RFK Jr., because he doesn't want to get into a pissing contest with any intelligence agency.
Anybody.
Anybody.
Or anybody.
He's already in enough trouble.
But let's go with...
So let's play these clips.
This is Sirhan Sirhan.
This is local...
I don't know where this got packaged because I know the local guys aren't going to get a hold of some of these people.
So it's some sort of a package that's been localized.
A two-member California parole board panel voted Friday in favor of Sirhan Sirhan's request for parole.
Some of Kennedy's children agree with the board.
Sirhan Sirhan has served 53 years of a life sentence.
It's now up to California Governor Gavin Newsom or whoever succeeds him to uphold or reject the parole board's decision.
Has anyone done a piece on why the family is okaying this?
This includes, incorporates that information.
Now, listening to the voice of that woman, she is, I think, CBS. She's a network woman.
I can't remember what network, though.
So this is not the local report, I thought.
This is actually a national news story.
Okay, part two.
Sirhan Sirhan, seen here yesterday in California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation photos, is now 77 years old.
He told the parole board at an online hearing he had little memory of the 1968 assassination, but he must have been responsible for bringing the gun, and said, I take responsibility for firing the shots that killed Senator Robert Kennedy in Los Angeles.
We are a great country and a selfish country and a compassionate country.
Kennedy's believed to have been Sirhan's target because he supported Israel.
Sirhan was a Palestinian refugee who had fled Israeli rule and moved to Southern California as a child.
Just after midnight on June 5th, 1968, Kennedy left the podium and walked through the nearby kitchen.
The first shot that rang out that night hit you.
Yes.
Paul Schrade, a union official, was with him.
In and out, with a couple of fragments left there.
Four bullets hit the senator, one to his head.
He was pronounced dead in a Los Angeles hospital the next day.
At 24 years old, Surhan was sentenced to death.
But three years later, California's death penalty was abolished.
His sentence was reduced to life in prison, making him eligible to seek parole.
Which he did 16 times.
Three of the senator's children have even publicly shown support.
Okay, I'm still waiting how it all ties together.
Well, it never does, because as you hear in the third part of this, everybody's reluctant to really say anything, and here we go.
My family had a lot of tragedies, but many American families do.
We interviewed Robert Kennedy Jr.
three years ago after he met with Sirhan.
It's hard to believe that Sirhan shot my dad.
That leads you to conclude what?
And my opinion is really irrelevant.
What's important is what the facts say, what the autopsy says, what the ballistic evidence and what the eyewitnesses say.
Paul Schrade believes there was a second gunman shooting from behind.
So you believe the man who shot you And four other people did not shoot and kill Robert F. Kennedy.
He couldn't.
He was never in a position to do that after those first two shots.
He tried to shoot Robert Kennedy with the first two shots, but shot me first and missed on the second bullet.
The Los Angeles Police Department was charged with the investigation and has disputed all claims of a conspiracy.
In a statement yesterday, one parole board commissioner said age is a consideration of parole, and it was part of the review of Sirhan.
So, we have another grassy knoll.
Totally, exactly the same, almost an identical type of scenario.
CIA snuff job.
I know what's going to happen.
Sirhan comes out, and then all of a sudden, Trump appears out of the mist with John F. Kennedy Jr., who of course is still alive, and then they roll them all up and they hang them all at Gitmo.
Yeah, okay.
Well, that's how these things are interpreted, John.
Sirhan Sirhan coming from...
And this particular, that third clip?
There's a lot of people who think that way.
I'm not one of them, but I'm saying it's out there.
Think what way?
That John F. Kennedy Jr.
is alive.
I don't know how that third clip triggers any John F. Kennedy.
Because both brothers were killed by the same three-letter agency.
Yeah.
So they would, RFK Jr.
would not say, he says, I got my own opinions, but it's got nothing to do with it, the facts.
So it was just, I thought that was, you know, kind of ties in to what's going on, because these guys are, you know, these guys get mad about something like the lost poppy fields, and next thing you know, all hell's breaking loose.
Well, all eyes on CIA so far.
And Pompeo's mixed up in this somehow.
No, Pompeo is a player.
He's got to be.
There's no doubt about it.
He's got to be maybe the mastermind.
Much more so than Brennan.
And why have you not heard from those guys?
That's what makes me suspicious.
If it truly was CIA, Brennan would be all over.
He'd be on MSNBC all the time pontificating.
He's not.
I think they told him to shut up.
Who's they?
There you go.
I don't know.
There's some they.
Always searching.
Always searching for the they.
Man, oh man, oh man.
I saw the Jason Bourne movies.
There's a they back there.
Yeah, that's enough.
We understand how it works.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on no agenda in the morning.
And indeed, we do have a few people to thank for show.
What are we?
1382.
That's right.
1382.
That's a lot.
Mm-hmm.
Starting with Robert Quinn.
What is this?
Quinlevin.
Quinlevin.
He comes in with...
And he's in Austin.
Is he now?
Is he now?
Quinly Levin.
Quinly Levin.
1-11-11.
All right.
Thank you.
Lucas Williams, Roswell, New Mexico, 100.
Cheyenne.
That great name, by the way.
Mickendoffer.
Well, that part.
Not so much.
Greetings from cattle country in Colorado.
$100.
Kevin Fagerberg.
Fagerberg?
I don't know.
Lincoln, Nebraska.
Sirs sorted out in $99.99.
Kevin was $100.
Oh, that's actually crediting to his daughter, Andrea Cody, to help her on her quest to become a dame.
Yes, you track it, and so should she.
You track it, we ship it.
We ship it.
Miles Fonda in Spokane Valley, Washington, 99.99.
Jason Kaiser in Green Bay, Wisconsin, 8008.
Marty Sagrinos to Sagrinos, 7777, out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Ryan Tierney in Stevens City, Virginia, 64-57.
Jason Kaiser in Green Bay, another Green Bay, Wisconsin dweller.
The first...
Oh, same Jason.
Okay, we got two of them.
I think he got...
Okay, he's got combined.
He's got 8008 and 6006.
So he likes everything.
He's all over it.
Everything up top, he's good with it.
Sir Chris Kalaipohaku.
Kalaipohaku.
It's 5773.
This is Sir Chris.
He's the one that got me on the Guy Kawasaki Remarkable People show.
He was pestering him.
Thank you, Sir Chris.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Jamie Graham in Easton, Connecticut, 57.
Christopher Dexter, 5678.
Richard Futter in London, UK, 5510.
Jennifer Sanfilippo, 55.
Brett Hahn, 5333.
And the following people, we'll get to the end pretty quick today.
Our $50 donors, name a location if appropriate, or if I have it.
The disputed Texan, or displaced Texan.
He could be disputed, but he's the displaced Texan, and he's in Holland.
In North Brabant.
North Brabant.
Philip Ballou in Louisville, Kentucky.
Chris Lewinsky in Sherwood Park, Alberta.
Fabio Alves in Monk's Corner, South Carolina.
That's a...
Mouthful.
William York in Raleigh, North Carolina.
James Hilliard in Noonan, Georgia.
Brandon Savoy in Port Orchard, Washington.
Sir Brandon.
Jerry Wisenhunt in Newman, Georgia.
Josh Adair in the Army somewhere.
Some military box somewhere.
James Casey.
Dame Patricia Worthington.
John Camp in Antlers, Oklahoma.
Scott Wordle in Eden Prairie, Minnesota.
A lot of 50s in Minnesota Nuts.
Brian Bracken.
David Shalona in Madisonville, Louisiana.
James Edmondson in South Plainfield.
Brian Henderson.
Jeffrey Daniel Chadwick.
Ron Poynter in Union, Kentucky.
Tony Smith in Fort Worth, Texas.
Kevin Dills.
Sir Kevin Dills in Huntersville, North Carolina.
And last but not least, Mike Sheiks in Carmel, Indiana.
Oh, that's a donation from Cindy Sheiks.
Thanks for keeping me sane.
There you go.
Thanks, Cindy.
That's it.
That's our group of well-wishers and producers.
Show 1382.
And a make good for Robert Wicker.
And he says, how many requests that you put my father, Bob Wicker, on the birthday list?
So it was his birthday on 9-11.
He turned 80 years old last Saturday.
We did get that, but he also wanted us to give a shout out to your biggest supporters, my ultra-foxy red-hot mama and keeper, Jules, my eight-year-old, Aspen, who is quite literally the most amazing blessing and daughter on planet Earth, Hope, our firecracker of a four-year-old, Nate Mower, Novacek Meats our firecracker of a four-year-old, Nate Mower, Novacek Meats and my fantastic friend and father, Bob Wicker, who took his 80th trip around the sun.
And he had a health karma for the 10-month-old German shepherd, Greta, who was a recent amputee.
Oh, my.
Thank you all.
Thanks to these donors, these producers, I should say, because you are producing the show.
Especially, look at those 50s, man.
You're really keeping us on the rails here.
And everyone under 50, typically for reasons of anonymity, but also a lot of you do take advantage of those sustaining donations and subscriptions.
You can go as low as, I think, $5 a month, even less than that if you want.
You can make it up yourself.
That's the good part about it.
Find out more at this website.
Thank you again for your support.
What happened there?
I wasn't supposed to hit.
I don't know.
That's the first break.
I don't know why that one hit.
It triggered wrong.
Let me do it again.
No one will know the difference.
Hey, karma for everybody!
You've got karma.
There we go.
It happens sometimes.
A birthday list for today.
Miles Fonda, happy birthday to his buddy TJ, who turned 33 on September 2nd.
Happy birthday.
There he is, Robert Wicker saying happy birthday to his father, Bob Wicker, 18 years old, celebrated on 9-11.
Donnie Fraser, 33 on the 13th.
Ryan Tierney, happy birthday to his dad, sir, not Jake.
We'll celebrate on September 13th.
And his mom, Sharon, her birthday will be on the 20th.
And finally, Kate Maringo.
Happy birthday to her husband, Tony.
44 tomorrow.
Happy birthday to everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
It's your birthday.
Baggy trousers.
We have some...
When do we want to...
We have only one?
Yeah, we got one night.
One night it is.
You might as well bring the blade out.
Two for one.
It's right here.
It's got jewels on it.
John Aaron Jr.
Come on over, John Aaron Jr.
Thank you very much for supporting the No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more.
You sent a very nice note in today and a fantastic donation.
That puts you up here in the roundtable, rightly so, with all of the Knights and Dames, and I am proud to pronounce the KV as...
Sir Jack of the Heartland.
And for you, my friend, we have hookers and blow, rent boys, and chardonnay.
By request, freshly baked fudge brownies with Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream.
We also got some cold brew coffee and cannabis, geishas and sake, vodka and vanilla, sparkling cider and escorts, ginger ale and gerbils, and...
Yes, yes.
The mutton and mead.
You already noticed it there.
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Go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
You'll put the order in.
There'll be no charge, but then Eric has all of your information.
We'll take care of it right there for you.
So thanks again.
And welcome to the roundtable, you human resource.
The No Agenda Meetup is now more important than ever for a healthy amygdala.
You need to be around other people.
With all the Zoom meetings and the masking, you just need to be around human beings who want to be around other human beings and have one thing in common, they're producers of the No Agenda show.
And that's why it goes across ages, religions, creed, race.
You'll love it.
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NoagendaMeetups.com.
Here's a report.
The Sexy South Arlington Meetup.
That's the spook meetup in D.C. In the morning!
Hey, John and Adam.
Hey, this is Sir William of West Pensil-Tucky.
This is Sir Bootleg Chrissy-Poo of Sexy South Arlington.
This is Dave D.C. Girl of the Virginia Lovers.
And this is Roundy.
I convinced these three royals to come slum it with me!
A lifetime douchebag!
Here in D.C. Virginia, really.
Help me.
Someone take this.
I can.
I can.
I ruined it.
I ruined it.
We did.
We really did.
In the morning.
Interesting edits, guys.
Thank you very much.
I have to make a mention here of something, which is another thing that, among many things, that irks me.
Bragging about being a douchebag and being a lifetime douchebag, meaning you're never going to support this show, is really bad form, no matter what you think.
You might think it's funny, but it's bad form and it discourages people from contributing to this show to make it continue.
It's a little insulting towards the rest of the group.
Yeah, I think so.
Here's what's on deck for today, actually.
Sacramento, the in-person federation, 7 o'clock at Drake's The Barn in West Sacramento.
Charlotte's Thirsty Third Thursday monthly meetup, 7 o'clock at Ed's Tavern.
Rapid City, South Dakota, most likely the independent alehouse of Rapid City.
It'll be 6 o'clock.
Check the calendar to brand new entry on the list.
Friday, the Low Country Constitution Day Meetup, 5 p.m.
at the Royal American in Charleston, South Carolina.
Dame Jennifer Buchanan hosting that.
Friday as well, Buffalo Western New York Meetup, 5 p.m.
at Lumberjack's Patio Grill, North Tonawanda, New York.
Saturday, Wabash Founders Day Funstravaganza, 1 o'clock at the Paradise Spring Memorial Park in Wabash, Wabash, Indiana.
Wabash, I think it is.
Also on Saturday, Red 33, Red 33, Boston No Agenda Sheaf of Wheat Virgo Season Meetup, 2 o'clock at the Castle Island Brewery in Northwood, Massachusetts.
Flight of the No Agenda, 030 Meetup, 3.33pm at Crony Sports Grill, Agora Hills, California.
Also for Saturday, the local 404 End of Summer Pool and Grill Bash, 4 o'clock at Spalding Hollow Swim and Tennis Club in Atlanta, Georgia.
And the final ones we have also on Saturday, the monthly Punta Gorda Migdala Meetup 530 Ice House Pub in Tamiami Trail.
I hope that's in Florida.
And finally, next Sunday, the 19th Free State of Florida, Del Bodeer Deplorables Dames and Douchebags Meetup, 1-30 at Two Georges at the Cove in Deerfield Beach, Florida.
There's a whole lot more through September, through October.
There's the Big Bass Drop Meetup, which I believe is the 16th in Texas.
Lots of people are going to be coming to that one.
The Keeper and I will be there as well.
I think Sir Mark Hall is coming.
Sir Gene, Duke of the South, is going to be a hootenanny.
Even Dame Jennifer Buchanan might show up with a new boyfriend who we can then all rate and see if he's good enough.
I don't know.
I'd give him an eight.
It's the No Agenda Meetups.
Really, you need to check at least one of them out.
Go to noagendameetups.com.
If you can't find something on the calendar, start your own.
own it's easy and it's like a party and uh i think i had this written down uh Duke Fugisoto wanted a health karma for his parents.
Make sure he did that.
You've got karma.
Of course.
I had a couple short...
Well, let's do ISOs first, and then I have a couple things I wanted to play for you, which I thought you might like and might be able to talk about.
Do you have ISOs?
You have ISOs?
I see two.
I see Happy Days.
Let me catch this one.
Happy Days are here again!
Okay.
And then Smorgasbord?
Yeah.
That's what I call a Smorgasbord!
Okay.
That's it?
Yeah, I thought you had three.
Well, I thought it was another one.
I don't see another one.
The ISO and then have the...
No, you only have two ISOs.
It was the best one, wasn't it?
Happy Days and Smorgasbord.
Yeah, that's all I got.
I got this one.
So thank you for your courage.
Meh.
This one I think is good.
Wait, not this one.
This one.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
That one I like.
I couldn't hear it.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
What the hell is wrong with these people?
It ends with, what the hell is wrong with these peep?
No, people.
People.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
Peep.
She says peep.
No, she says people.
I don't like any of them.
I think they all suck, really.
Well, you know, Happy Days is good.
No, it's not good.
It's not good.
You're right.
They're not good.
None of them are good.
Well, then use Smorgasbord.
It's got Yogi Bear.
It's not...
You've got to use something.
Well, I'm disappointed in us.
Smorgasbord, then.
That's what I call a smorgasbord.
Yeah, that's better than nothing.
Better than nothing.
Alright.
Man, there's so many.
How did...
We played almost all your clips.
I have so many left over.
What happened?
I let you go.
I can't believe I did this.
Play the top of the clip list.
I can't believe I let you do this.
Okay.
Here is...
Yeah, this.
I wonder if you guys had a chance to talk about DH Unplugged.
I just heard about this today.
There's been no let-up in markets in Asia as the collapse of Chinese property giant Evergrande unfolds.
Shares in the The highly indebted company have fallen 80% this year, and analysts fear the crisis could spread throughout China's property sector and the entire economy.
It's already being described as a Chinese Lehman Brothers crisis.
For the fourth day in a row, Evergrande investors and creditors have been gathering at its headquarters in Shenzhen.
Their anger only increased after Evergrande offered property and even parking spaces instead of cash payments.
So this was all the news today.
I didn't follow it at all.
So they have collapsed.
Do you know anything about this?
The rumor is it's going to be horrible.
Chinese economy collapsing.
It could be.
We've talked about the Chinese government's the one triggering it by putting the clamp down on all these well, these Alibaba and Tencent and all these companies by saying they're corrupt or they're just dropping the price of the stocks way down and demanding to be 30% to 50% of the ownership, you know, taking over companies left and right.
So I think it's triggered the housing crisis and the real estate crisis because everyone's so leveraged.
And so once they're, you know, you start taking away...
In China they're leveraged?
The Chinese are leveraged?
Or in general?
No, the Chinese are leveraged.
That's why they're buying two and three and four or five properties like, you know, maniacs.
It's like they're out of control.
Are they borrowing the money?
No, they have these phony profits from the different companies that are skyrocketing in value.
Oh, so they can margin against that, basically.
Yeah, you use that as your collateral, and then all of a sudden, the rug gets pulled out from under you by the Chinese government.
The next thing you know, it's like a margin call.
You know, where's your money?
Right.
Whoops!
I haven't got any right now.
Give me a week.
I don't think so.
Well, then I'll sell my property in this stupid town where I don't live.
Right.
And then that causes a...
It's a dominoes.
It happens.
I don't know how far it's going to go.
The Chinese government can put a stop to it just by freezing everything.
Well, they're doing it.
They're responsible for this whole thing in the first place, aren't they?
Yeah, I think so.
I've got...
Who knows?
To take us out on several high notes, these are short, but they'll be well worth it.
So, all over the news today is how we are going to send nuclear submarines to Australia, because they have to do our dirty work.
We're doing deals with the Crown, with the Five Eyes, of course.
We're all going to work against China.
And our president, Joe Biden, he had the equivalent of a Zoom call with only two participants, Boris Johnson, and he had Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister of Australia.
And so once they're done, you know, he said his goodbyes, and this was quite a shocker down under.
Thank you.
Over to you, Mr.
President.
Thank you, Boris.
Thank you.
And I want to thank that fellow down under.
Thank you very much, pal.
Appreciate it.
I'm glad you got this.
He could for the life of him not remember his name, and everyone knows it.
Everyone knows it.
Hey!
Hey, thank you, my buddy down under.
My guy down under.
Thanks, pal.
Why doesn't he have a crib sheet?
This is a staffing problem.
This is his helpers.
I don't blame Biden for this.
He can't be expected to know anything.
He should have a big sheet in front of him that's got a cue card behind the monitor, behind the camera, which says, you're talking to this guy and that guy.
What is wrong with his staff?
I don't think they have the cue card.
He's not seeing it.
He's not seeing it.
Nothing's for sale that you can buy.
It's a bad habit.
I have to break you.
I have to break this.
I'm going to just say it.
I don't believe what you said is true.
You're just assuming he's got the cue cards.
If he had the cue card, why wouldn't he look up at it?
He can read from a teleprompter.
He can read from a cue card.
He's not that far gone.
They're not helping him.
Oh, you think they're doing it on purpose?
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes a hell of a lot more sense.
This goes right back to the early days that you pointed out over and over again the sound issues.
Yes, the sabotage.
Yeah, the sound didn't work.
It sounds like he's in a bucket.
All the bad things.
There's no reason for that at that level.
You and I, if we were in that position, we'd have top men.
Top guys.
We would.
It'd be Sir Mark.
It'd be Sir Gene.
We'd have Dana doing our productions.
I blame his chief of staff.
Who is his chief of staff?
Do we even know?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
Maybe he doesn't even have one.
Here is the Black News Channel, which is well worth a watch or two, if you have it on your cable system.
I just put a little bit of the report here about the new CBS show.
I can't believe that this did not appear on the 3x3.
Why is CBS not promoting their new reality show?
Here it is.
When I say social activism, you think fun and games, right?
No?
Well, some people seem to think that fighting for rights is a game.
CBS, Global Citizen, and Live Nation have all teamed up to produce a new five-week competition series called The Activists.
It is set to air in October and it will put six aspiring activists against each other to promote their causes.
Competitors will be judged by musician and entertainer Usher, actress Priyanka Chopra Jonas, and dancer Juliana Hough.
According to the press release, the activists' success will be measured by online engagement, social metrics, and the host's input.
Whoever wins will ultimately go to the G7 Summit in Italy and try to secure funding from world leaders for their causes.
Wait, let me get this straight.
So Donald Trump is condemned because he thinks social activism is a game.
So these guys literally make it into an actual game.
With fun and prizes!
With fun and prizes and...
And Trump's the bad guy?
Whataboutism?
Well, this didn't go over well on the Black News Channel either.
So you can shake hands with him there.
And this has got to be my favorite story since we talk about this a lot on the show.
Dogs are people too.
You think you've got amygdala problems?
Separation anxiety is a problem for over 13 million dogs in the U.S. We're good to go.
Are all signs of separation anxiety.
As the fight or flight center, the amygdala is the area in the brain responsible for producing fear and emotional responses, which express themselves as the signs and symptoms of anxiety.
An anxious brain is out of balance, with overactive brain cells that produce harmful substances causing inflammation and cell death, instead of beneficial substances that reduce inflammation and protect the cells.
Calmer Canine is an anxiety treatment device made by Assisi Animal Health.
Now listen to this.
It's based on FDA-clear technology used in people.
Working at the cellular level, it sends targeted pulsed electromagnetic or TPEMF signals to the brain to increase the production of nitric oxide, which helps to reduce inflammation.
These TPEMF signals were specifically developed by a team of veterinarians and neurobiologists to target the anxiety center in the brain.
They are invisible and sensation-free.
The signals also cause the neural cells to produce feel-good substances such as serotonin, dopamine, and endorphins.
So, have you ever heard of this device that was developed for humans that can shock your amygdala back into normal functioning?
No, but I'm sure a lot of people need it.
Yeah, I think this is great.
I think we need to continue to shock your dogs and shock your friends and neighbors.
Yeah, electroshock therapy.
I find this to be very, very suspicious.
That's a wild, wild...
I'll give you a clip of the day for digging that up.
Oh, well, that comes completely unexpected, but even at the end of the show.
Clip of the day.
There's a whole website that goes along with it, actually.
It's in the show notes.
You okay?
I have one last clip, too.
Yeah, you okay?
No, barely.
I got a horse.
I got a frog in my throat.
What you got?
You heard this.
Everyone's heard it.
I do have some thoughts on it.
This is the crazy outrage.
Everyone got a kick out of this because the audience went nuts.
This is the guy, the mayor of some little town in Ohio, bitching about a book that the teachers are using.
And I'll explain what this book is.
It's on Amazon.
You can buy it yourself.
But I just love the way the crowd goes nuts in this clip.
This is the child porn in class.
Members of the board, my name is Craig Schubert.
I'm the mayor of this city.
It has come to my attention that your educators are distributing essentially what is child pornography in the classroom.
I've spoken to a judge this evening.
She's already confirmed that.
So I'm going to give you a simple choice.
You either choose to resign from this Board of Education or you will be charged.
Thank you.
yeah well we're seeing more and more people like that and with some type of authority standing up Well, this is about a series of books that came out of San Francisco.
Mm-hmm.
Chronicle Books.
They're all a 642 series.
642 ideas.
642 ways of thinking.
Paul Bronson, if anyone remembers that guy's name, is part of this group.
It's a writer's club or something.
It's basically big empty books with ideas at the top of each page for people who have writer's block.
You can go to Amazon and look inside the book.
And I guess there's one amongst the 642 lists that says, write about your first sex experience, which of course, minors shouldn't be having.
And so that's the connection to child porn.
This is bull crap, but okay.
It's fun, because they condemned the school board, which probably should be condemned for other good reasons.
I think we should have ended on the dog amygdala.
It just felt better.
Ha ha ha!
I like that.
You can put that applause back in.
That was good.
We have some great end-of-show mixes.
Sound guy Steve.
Remember, it is Taliban truck month.
Still.
Q Allison.
We got Sir Chris and Sir Felix in one stellar production.
Tom Starkweather and the Gucci Dragons.
Everybody's out here.
Next on NoAgendaStream.com.
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MoFax with Adam Curry.
Episode number 66, The Black Butterfly.
You'll hear more about the COVID vaccinations and...
What's the guy's name?
The basketball player, the douchebag.
What's the douchebag's name?
You're repeating yourself.
Yeah, who's the douchebag, the basketball player?
The number one, the China douchebag.
Oh, LeBron James.
Thank you very much, LeBron James.
There you go.
I don't know what I'm repeating.
Just needed the name.
You said douchebag basketball player.
You're repeating yourself.
I'm not buying it.
Coming out next.
Screw that.
We'll be back.
Misuse of the term.
We'll be back on Sunday.
Until then, remember us at Dvorak.org.
Good morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
You've got to say goodbye.
You've got to say goodbye.
Oh, I'm from northern Silicon Valley.
I'm John C. Dvorak, where I remain.
Or, backwards.
No, I'm John C. Dvorak.
Adios, mofos, and such.
Since we've been doing this show, terrorists and crazy people in the sand drive Toyota trucks, okay?
They got a bunch of Chevy trucks.
It's Chevy Truck Month.
It's Taliban Chevy Truck Month, everybody.
We did that.
We went to Afghanistan almost 20 years ago with clear goals.
Get those who attacked us on September 11, 2001, and make sure Al-Qaeda could not use Afghanistan as a base from which to attack us again.
Our mission in Afghanistan was never supposed to have been nation-building.
After 20 years, I've learned the hard way.
That's why we're still there.
It's Taliban Truck Month at your Kandahar Chevy Depot.
Afghanistan is overstocked with Chevy trucks left behind by Uncle Sam to be plundered by occupying forces and jihad-minded individuals.
Be the first in your caliphate to own a repurposed military Chevy.
Right now during Truck Month, blow up your old Toyota truck and claim a discarded U.S. military-equipped Chevrolet.
Not available to ISIS-K, Christians, or citizens trying to flee the country.
Women are expressly forbidden for many offers.
Not all vehicles come equipped with artillery or small weapons.
Your mileage may vary.
Always wear your seatbelt.
Chevrolet, the longest-lasting, most abandoned trucks in Afghanistan.
The truth is, this did unfold more quickly than we had anticipated.
The truth is, this did unfold more quickly this did unfold more quickly than we had anticipated.
This is a scam.
This thing is a scam.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Yes, Felix?
What's 9-11?
That's a great question.
Johnson does know such thing as a great question.
Well, that's a great question for a jingle.
Do you have to?
Yes.
Yes, we do.
Yay.
It started with Osama and with the Taliban deep inside Afghanistan.
But aren't the Taliban back in control?
Yes, yes they are.
Who can take some sunnies?
Who can take some sunnies?
Hijack a jet plane.
Hijack a jet plane.
Fly into a tower and do it all again.
The Taliban can.
Who can take a summer?
Who can take a summer?
Hide him in a cave.
Say it was Iraq, then blame Saddam Hussein.
The Taliban can.
The Taliban can.
The Taliban can, cause they control the poppies when the CIA should.
The Taliban makes Afghanistan great with its own special Sharia.
Punishment's so severe.
Especially when you're queer.
Do they really throw gay people off buildings?
Of course they do.
Here's a TikTok video of them doing it.
That's just a goat sound effect.
You can't have too much goat in a jingle.
That's true.
One, two, three, three.
Two hides in the mountains.
Two hides in the mountains.
Scuttles all the drones.
Scuttles all the drones.
Wears out the army and sends them running home.
The Taliban can The Taliban can The Taliban can The Taliban can Cause they control the puppies When the CIA should Good.
So Osama sent the planes that were really remote-controlled missiles containing directed energy weapons flown by a superior race of shape-shifting Jews into the Twin Towers that were full of thermites.
So the Rothschilds could collect on the insurance and then they used the excuse to introduce the Patriot Act to spy on everyone, take away their rights, make people disappear and drone random brown people all across the Middle East and North Africa as part of the Wesley Clark 7.
Meanwhile, the 9-11 Commission made sure that all the witnesses were eliminated or silenced with the National Security Orders when the evidence was destroyed and the biggest conspiracy was changed.
Except for the footage of WTC7, which won't go away.
You're as safe as possible.
These fires are blinking code red for our nation.
Right now, it's going to rain.
And I might add, windmills do not cause cancer.
Even as the Delta variant 19, you're as safe as possible.
We're going to protect vaccinated workers from unvaccinated co-workers.
It's not a Democrat thing.
It's not a Republican thing.
It's a weather thing.
It's a reality.
It's serious.
And we can do it.
Good jobs.
And we need good jobs.
Good jobs.
The sky will turn in a populous shade of orange.
That's where boosters come in.
And a distinct minority of Americans, supported by a distinct minority of elected officials, are keeping us from turning the corner.