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1325: Leapicide

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	Everyone's doing a podcast.
	Hello?
	Adam Curry.
	John C. Devorak.
	It's Sunday, February 28th, 2021.
	This is your award-winning Get My Nation Media assassination episode 1325.
	This is No Agenda.
	Back diplomacy and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I have not seen the Zephyr in a month.
	I know it doesn't run on Sunday, but I still haven't seen it in a month.
	I'm John C. DeVoy.
	It also doesn't run on Thursdays, right?
	It does run on Thursdays.
	It's supposed to run on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.
	Oh, that's weird.
	I thought it didn't run on Thursdays anymore.
	Well, maybe they swapped it out for Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
	Well, here's the thought.
	Maybe the economy is just broken beyond all repair.
	Well, I did see one train a few weeks ago on Thursday, but it was like a late coastal or something.
	And it must have been about 13 cars long.
	It was huge.
	It was this massive train.
	I think it's the one that goes to Seattle.
	And it was going very slow.
	Well, maybe.
	Foreboding, that's what we call it.
	Slow and foreboding.
	Doesn't sound good.
	But nothing's good.
	We're in the middle of some brand new stuff here in America.
	It's been a long time.
	But finally, it's back!
	America is back.
	America is back.
	Diplomacy is back.
	I'm Ed O'Keefe in Washington.
	Tonight, U.S. officials confirm airstrikes on multiple sites in Syria linked to Iranian-backed militias.
	The Pentagon says the strike was carried out in response to recent rocket attacks on locations in Iraq, where U.S. troops and personnel are located.
	Diplomacy is back.
	That's right, baby.
	Diplomacy is back.
	Bomb them.
	Bomb them.
	Well, that brings me to a clip I wasn't really planning on playing at all.
	Oh, okay.
	Because I don't like playing, you know, this, but we will.
	This is Jimmy Dore reading from a Kamala Harris tweet about Syria bombing.
	Here's what Kamala Harris said.
	She said, the president needs to lay out a comprehensive strategy in Syria in consultation with Congress, and he needs to do it now.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	That was in 2018 when Donald Trump was bombing people.
	2,700 likes, 1,000 retweets.
	I wonder what those people think about...
	Kamala Harris bombing Syria today without consulting Congress and without a comprehensive strategy.
	I wonder what those people think today.
	You know they don't give a shit because they don't have any integrity.
	They had Trump derangement syndrome.
	And they easily get distracted by the shiny object, which was Donald Trump.
	And meanwhile, Joe Biden is a war criminal.
	He's a pathological liar, a war criminal, and an enemy of the workers.
	And they're okay with it because the media tells them to be.
	Good old Jimmy Dore.
	Good old Jimmy Dore, the leftist.
	Very nice, Jimmy.
	Welcome to the club.
	Let's get the official rundown here on what happened from ABC. This morning, new details emerging on the first military strikes carried out under the Biden administration.
	The president ordering the airstrikes in eastern Syria, aimed at protecting American troops overseas.
	I'm really proud of the men and women in our force who carried out the strike.
	As you would expect, they performed in a very professional manner, and we're grateful for their service.
	Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin spent Thursday visiting sailors off California, but behind the scenes, he was monitoring the operation, which targeted buildings belonging to Iranian-backed militias believed responsible for recent attacks against Americans in Iraq.
	Earlier this month, a rocket fired from Syria hit the border city of Erbil, Iraq, wounding five Americans, including a service member.
	The Biden administration vowed retaliation for that attack.
	We're confident in the target that we went after.
	We know what we did.
	We're confident that that target was being used by the same Shia militia that conducted the strikes.
	So, I have a lot of thoughts about this, because it's not just the strike on Syria.
	We had the proclaimment that Mohammed bin Salman, also known as MBS in the D.C. circles, was indeed directly responsible for the death of Khashoggi.
	So that's a strike against Saudi Arabia.
	And simultaneously, you know, you have this Syria, northern Syria, and the first thing my mind goes to is, oh, the Qatar pipeline, which has to go through Syria into Turkey.
	And Turkey's been taking LNG from Qatar, old school, for quite a while.
	Could this be the Biden administration, i.e.
	the United States, going against Saudi Arabia for all the reasons that there may be and picking a side here as Qatar and Saudi Arabia have a long-standing fight?
	Well, you know, you've got to consider the possibility that getting into a beef with Saudi Arabia, even though it's stupid, and I'm sure the Defense Department contractors won't like this after selling all those jets, may be a long-term thing to jack up the price of oil to make it so expensive that people will start thinking more in terms of alternative energy.
	Batteries.
	Batteries.
	Hmm.
	Well, the price of oil is already quite high now, is it not?
	No, it's not quite high.
	Where is it?
	Is it $60 or something?
	Yeah, quite high is when it's over $100.
	Right.
	But compared to where it was when we had the lockdowns and it went down to...
	$35.40.
	It's almost nothing.
	It's up 50%, let's say.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Well, that would be...
	I personally, you know, what he did here as the incoming president, it's no different from President Trump.
	Who also threw some bombs around in Syria.
	Then we had the Moab in Afghanistan.
	Actually, when he threw the bombs around, I don't have this clip, but Jimmy Dore apparently did somebody that was, and I said the word, out there collecting these clips.
	Jen Psaki in particular.
	Yes.
	There's a clip from 2017.
	She says, you can't bomb Syria.
	There's a sovereign state.
	Yes, this is crazy.
	Yeah.
	That makes it funny.
	But, you know, if that's his way of positioning the flag, that's probably a good idea.
	You know, he probably killed a lot of people, you know, reports of 17.
	I like the fact that we got a Democrat in and immediately go back to war.
	Jay, my daughter, was at the dinner table the other day with everybody and says...
	You mean to tell me that Trump was the most peace-oriented president we've had?
	I said, yeah, probably for the last 50 years.
	He didn't get us, except for that one episode where he got suckered into bombing Syria with some cruise missiles.
	He wasn't doing the kind of stuff that is normal, which is to create a war situation that we have a lot of troops.
	And I would have to assume now that they're not going to pull out of Afghanistan.
	I'm starting to see...
	News articles, including this UN report that says, well, you know, now the Taliban hasn't kept up the deal and they're in bed with Al-Qaeda.
	When have we heard Al-Qaeda?
	We haven't heard Al-Qaeda in four years.
	Did ISIS go back and re-rebrand to turn into Al-Qaeda?
	I think there's still going to be, we're going to see Al-Qaeda.
	We know what we're going to get.
	And we're going to see ISIS. Are we going to get those cool videos back again?
	The really high produced ones?
	Oh, let's hope so.
	Oh my goodness.
	I miss that so much.
	It was so much fun.
	Watching people being burned in high definition video.
	And it looks so real.
	Yeah, I hope so too.
	That was good times.
	And really, we are just kind of rebooting everything, if you look about it.
	I think you wrote this in either the newsletter or Substack.
	Reset your calendar.
	2016 is back, baby.
	Here we are.
	It's crazy.
	Pretty much.
	But it's 2016 as the follow-up to 2015 and the rest of the Obama administration.
	Yes.
	Before we dive into a number of things, it turns out there's a very big celebration taking place this week with something that I never thought...
	I mean, Tina can never buy me presents for my birthday or Christmas because I don't need anything.
	I've got everything I want.
	Until this came along, this week...
	Moog has introduced the Claravox Centennial Celebration Theremin.
	And I want one.
	This is it playing right now.
	John, it's time.
	I'm going to dedicate myself to the theremin.
	It's so beautiful.
	This sounds like it's got augmentation.
	This is not a straight-up electronic instrument like the original theremin.
	It sounds like a violin.
	Well, this thing is high-end, man.
	It's got...
	Well, I bet it is, but if I want a violin, why don't you take violin lessons?
	It just seems to me a theremin should sound like a theremin.
	I'm against it.
	So the...
	It does sound good, though.
	It sounds too good for a...
	It doesn't sound like a theremin, though.
	He's performing it live.
	I mean, you see him right there.
	It's on a speaker.
	It is.
	But this...
	Okay, so listen to this.
	To commemorate the Theremin's 100th anniversary, we are proud to introduce ClairVox Centennial.
	Okay?
	And this thing has USB, MIDI, oh yeah, it has obviously an onboard amplifier, it has XLR out, it's got really fantastic processing all onboard, and I think it's, is it brass?
	The sensors?
	I think they're made of brass.
	Only $14.99.
	I'm going to say I'm so excited about this.
	$14.99?
	Yeah.
	That's reasonable.
	Instrument, high-end instruments like that?
	Yeah, you need another $200 for the stand.
	Oh, now you're talking a rip-off area.
	See, versus this story...
	Just to give you an idea, so I will go out and buy this theremin, and I will practice it, and I will become good.
	It's exactly right for my hands.
	I've tried piano, I'm musical, I can't get it right, but if I can just float my hands in the air, oh yeah, I can do this.
	So the product I have always wanted, though, was the Rode Procaster, or Podcaster, whatever they call it.
	The one you want, the one that you believe, and normally I'm not going to get into an argument about this because I'm in agreement with you.
	You should get one free.
	I mean, that's the idea of being in a situation that you're in.
	Well, especially since...
	The free thing should come to you because they need to get your blessing.
	Well, first of all, I designed this product for them.
	Failed.
	Failed at execution.
	And this looks very similar in execution and design even to some degree in what we were doing.
	So yeah, I thought maybe I have some ideas.
	It's pretty close to perfect.
	I could test it.
	I could use it.
	And you could probably come up with a few design changes that would be valuable.
	More valuable than the cost of the item, I might add.
	Correct.
	So I get a note from one of our knights who is a dealer for Rode products.
	He said, Adam, I'm the dealer.
	Their head office and manufacturing facilities are about 30 minutes from us.
	So I presume this dude is in, this knight is in Australia.
	I spoke to them about getting you a Rodecaster Pro.
	I sent them a clip from the show of you talking about it.
	This sounds good.
	This sounds promising.
	This sounds like it's headed in the right direction.
	They sent it, they forwarded it to marketing, and I got a...
	We will not be pursuing this further at this time response.
	Wow.
	Can you believe it?
	It's got to be some not invented here thing going on.
	Yeah, but I just...
	I know exactly what it is already.
	All right.
	It goes around and around.
	What's the deal here with this Curry guy?
	Well, he kind of like designed it.
	Oh, shit.
	He's going to sue us.
	Stop all communications with this guy.
	He's going to sue us.
	He wants to get a hold of one.
	He won't even buy one, the cheap bastard.
	He's going to look at it and see some.
	He probably has patents.
	We got it.
	Don't even look into it.
	Don't talk to him.
	That's what happened.
	Well, that's really sad.
	Oh well.
	Anyway, screw ya.
	Rode, screw ya.
	You used to also use a Rode mic and you were quite happy with it.
	Yeah, no more.
	It's now Electro Voice.
	They're my new friends.
	Let's take a look at what's going on around the world.
	Our situation in the United States is definitely different from the let us the hell out of here perspective.
	Word now that Texas may even be considering lifting all sanctions, including distancing and face diapers.
	That does make us all pretty jitty over here, down here in Texas.
	We're excited about that.
	But things are not good in the Down Under region as we go to our favorite prime minister in New Zealand.
	Because, ladies and gentlemen, we have a problem with Auckland.
	Earlier this afternoon, I was advised of a new case in the South Auckland community.
	They must be talking about 100,000 cases.
	Yeah, they'd think.
	...of a student from Papatauetoe High School.
	That could provide a straightforward explanation for this infection.
	But in this case, it has not.
	The Papatauetoe High School student in the household has tested negative for COVID-19 on three separate occasions and currently has no symptoms for COVID-19.
	Okay.
	Based on this, we are in the unfortunate but necessary position of needing to protect Aucklanders once again.
	That is why Cabinet met this evening and made the decision that Auckland will need to move to Alert Level 3 for a period of seven days.
	The level three remains the same as you will recall from earlier in the month.
	That means the main thing we are asking people in Auckland to do is to stay at home.
	Seven day lockdown.
	One case.
	Asymptomatic.
	Tested negative three times.
	Gotta be seething with infection.
	Oozing infection.
	What's wrong with those people?
	Well, clearly the machine is very strong there.
	We don't get a lot of notes from people in Auckland.
	We get a lot of...
	They don't let it show you legal.
	Meanwhile, in the UK, where the rule is, just like here, if you have a medical condition where you cannot wear a mask, you are exempt.
	Now, how does this work out for everybody?
	I think most people who go around with their mask-exemptness get yelled at, get stink-eyed.
	It's probably very difficult.
	And the way the ADA works is you can't even ask what the problem is.
	You can say, look, I have an issue and a medical condition.
	I can't wear the mask, and that should be it.
	In the United Kingdom, They have the same rule, but nope, nope, nope, nope.
	It's not going to work, so the only way that you would be allowed to do that is under the following circumstances this British citizen witnessed himself.
	So at this point, you're telling me you'll refuse me service because of my disability.
	I've explained I have a disability.
	You said if I put a sticker on, I can shop, but if I don't put the sticker on, I can shop.
	Now, can you tell me the medical benefits the sticker has against coronavirus?
	You're exempt.
	Yes, I am fully exempt, yes.
	You're fully exempt.
	Yeah.
	I've got a serious mental illness problem.
	I can list them if you want.
	Do you feel the need that you have to come into store?
	I have to come get my own shop and I don't like the idea that other people are touching it before it gets to me.
	To me, I've got certain conditions.
	So, I mean, obviously, we're just doing our job.
	We're following, like, guidelines.
	Just doing your job.
	I mean, that's Nazi Germany.
	We're just doing the job of Nazi Germany.
	Can I remember when they said that?
	You remember?
	So, what makes it funny about is Nazi Germany just doing your job commenting.
	These stickers are yellow stickers that they want to stick on your jacket.
	UK, you're so close.
	You're so close.
	Yellow star, come on.
	Yeah, he's got to have stars.
	Come on, man.
	Point is star!
	Get the yellow star out, baby!
	That's what we're looking for.
	Come on, you can do it, UK. Just following orders.
	I mean, they've got all the elements.
	Who's the Nazi?
	Come on!
	We're just following orders.
	Here's a yellow sticker.
	Huh?
	I mean, is it just me?
	It's funny.
	Well...
	Yeah, it's just you.
	Thank goodness.
	I'm glad to hear that.
	I want to play.
	There's a series of three.
	I got a lot of clips from CPAC, and there's this woman, Dr.
	Shannon Croner.
	Explain CPAC to everybody.
	Not everyone knows what CPAC is.
	CPAC is a meeting, once a year meeting, of the Conservative Political Action Committee, and they've managed to make it an event.
	So every year, a bunch of speakers come and they talk about conservative values and how everyone should be a conservative and all the good reasons why.
	And the big draw this year is Trump.
	And it's become kind of a carnival.
	It's Trump this year, right?
	He's the big draw.
	Well, Trump's coming out as we speak.
	Trump should be up there.
	No, no, no.
	This afternoon, I think.
	I don't think he comes out until after the show is done.
	That's what he told me.
	Oh, well, he's going to be speaking today, is the point.
	So they have every year, and my favorite CPACs were the ones when it was really conservative, and they'd have Ron Paul, and he'd come out, and people like that, and they'd come, real old-fashioned conservatives.
	When he was back with, and the Fed, and the Fed days.
	And the Fed Ron Paul days.
	Yeah.
	So he'd come out, and this is the period during the height of the Tea Party, just as it was being co-opted by a bunch of Republican, mainstream Republicans.
	Yep.
	And it kind of just killed it off.
	The Tea Party was a bigger deal back then.
	We saw it happen.
	Yeah, it was fun to watch.
	It happens all the time.
	Now, but Ron Paul was the big hero of the whole thing, and they always do these straw polls about which conservative should be elected president.
	Paul would win every one of them.
	Yes, the straw poll.
	And they just did not know what to do with this straw poll.
	I remember.
	And Romney won it once as well, right?
	He won the straw poll.
	I don't know if Romney ever won it.
	Yeah, and then he bombed.
	He may have tried to give a speech, but he's not very good at it.
	So I have a couple of these speeches for today, but this was a side event.
	And I think this is one of the most important clips I can play for this show, for people who don't want to get vaccinated.
	And they have to, and they worried about, well, what about the limitation where I have to be vaccinated?
	We've had this situation with our people.
	This is Dr.
	Shannon Croner, who's brought up, who's done an end run on the entire forced vaccination thing, and I consider it to be a fascinating three-clip presentation, but let's listen to part one.
	So I've created this coalition of different religious leaders of all faiths.
	So I'm working with rabbis, pastors, priests.
	We even have Buddhist monks, an imam, who, despite the religious differences, they have all united on this one issue of protecting the freedom of choice for religious vaccine exemptions and to protect the religious vaccine exemption because so many mandates are coming out regarding either We're good to
	of them.
	And so what our organization has been doing is creating a network of all these different religious leaders who they are not anti-vax, but they believe in the freedom of And so, we've got pastors and rabbis and priests all throughout the country protecting religious freedom, but more specifically, the religious vaccine exemption.
	Okay, so I kind of wanted to ask for people who are at home who may not know what to do when they're facing this type of challenge where they're working or where they're going to school, they're required to get a vaccine, what can they do?
	I know you said you had some way that they could reach out to you guys and get connected there.
	So our website is www.forforunitedsolutions.org and if an employer or a college is mandating their employees or students To get either the flu vaccine or the COVID vaccine or any vaccine for that matter,
	what people can do is actually go to our website forunitedsolutions.org and download for free a religious vaccine exemption that has been written by our lawyers.
	And then they take this religious vaccine exemption, which is under the First Amendment of religious freedom, and they get it notarized and turn it in.
	Okay, this is the link you sent me, the Freedom of Relation United Solutions.
	Interesting.
	So can I join as a minister from the...
	No, no, you don't need to...
	I mean, you are a minister, I know.
	Yes.
	But you don't need to join.
	You just need to download the document, which has been put together by a bunch of lawyers, actually.
	And then you have to sign it and notarize it, and then that's your document.
	Now, sometimes there's resistance to this.
	You think?
	And by the way...
	To me, this is a classic American workaround.
	This is what we're really good at.
	This is why we have the Constitution.
	Yes, and we can work around a lot of stuff.
	And I'm going to play the second two clips, which are shorter, but she's overlooking a real gem of an idea, which I'm going to throw in at the end.
	But let's play part two, which I think she discusses how you might find some resistance there, and that will always be the case.
	I would say 8 out of 10 times it works perfectly fine.
	Sometimes an employer will come back and say they want more proof of what the person's religion is or what their religious beliefs are and why they are declining a vaccine.
	Really, under the Constitution and our First Amendment rights, they're not supposed to do, but most people don't want to get into an argument with their employer.
	They don't want to lose their job.
	And so those people who the religious vaccine exemption was not working for, they'll come back to us and say, you know, my employer wants more proof.
	And with that, I'm able to actually connect them with...
	The different religious leaders that our organization is working with who will then speak with them, talk to them about their religion and their beliefs, and then write a letter for them to help them get their religious vaccine exemption.
	Oh, this is very good.
	I'm looking at their website now, and they give you forms and the law for each state.
	Oh, this is pretty good.
	She's made a mistake here with this last thing she said, but let's play part three and then I'll get to it.
	And then one last question.
	So you were mentioning you're from California, and that's kind of why you're passionate about starting this organization, you know, because they're starting via stricture with their vaccine mandates there.
	Is that right?
	Yeah, so in 2015, there was a bill that was passed called SB 277, which took away our philosophical and religious belief, our philosophical and religious exemptions.
	We're taken away in 2015 and that passed and then again in 2019 there was SB 276 which then took away the medical exemption.
	So now kids who have, you know, specific allergies to certain things or seizure disorders or, you know, some kind of neurological disorder, they were not able to get a medical exemption and were still mandated to get these vaccines in order to attend school. they were not able to get a medical exemption and
	And so when that passed in 2019, I felt it was really important to take this fight to a national level and you could say even like a higher level, a godly level, which is where I start to reach out to priests and rabbis and, you know, people of faith to really come together on you know, people of faith to really come together on this issue and protect our religious freedom and our First Amendment rights.
	I see a problem with the form.
	This is only for school slash workplace.
	Yeah, it doesn't cover travel.
	Right.
	Freedom of movement.
	But I think that can be corrected.
	But let's go back to what the error she's making here.
	Which is, she is from California.
	Yeah.
	And probably she didn't do what I did, which was take the course on sexual harassment, employee, how to hire, how to fire, the thing that I was required to take, and you never took at Mevio.
	I fast-forwarded through it, yes.
	Yeah, you didn't take it.
	The fact...
	If you have this exemption in hand and you give it to your employer and they say...
	They ask you one question...
	You can sue them.
	...about your religion and then she says, well, then you can go back and go talk to the...
	You can go back and talk to...
	We can get you some more backup and then...
	No, no.
	If they ask you one simple question...
	You can sue them.
	And she says, well, you don't have to have a hassle with your employer.
	The amount of money you can make from suing your employer in California for something as simple as them asking you about religion is millions of dollars.
	Stop, hello, exit strategy!
	Well, we just need to get employed somewhere.
	We're going to sue each other.
	We've got to get employed.
	That's never going to happen.
	These are some of the fans who want to employ us.
	But this is like, and this invites, another thing she overlooks again, even though she's from California, she obviously never took the training.
	No.
	She never did the work.
	Nope.
	There will be what you experienced, which are the embedded scammers through state who get into a company just long enough to look at here, look left, look right, and find out.
	Oh my goodness, yes.
	Remember that, Kleiner Perkins?
	Yeah, find the open spot, the open sore, and just go for the dough.
	And they'll bring down tens of millions of dollars.
	There's so much opportunity here in California.
	She doesn't realize this when she says, well, we have to work, you know, that's bullcrap.
	Maybe that's because she wants you to come back to her and her lawyer pals because that's their goldmine.
	They're not charging anything for this.
	It's a value-for-value model.
	Yeah, but yes, and the value is once you have a problem, you come back to us and then we screw your...
	Yeah, I'm sure that's minor.
	And if you're the person, we're just informing everyone that if you have this opportunity, and I think that document, if you imagine it being signed and then notarized with a notary stamp...
	It needs a raised seal.
	It would look pretty good.
	Yeah, a raised seal and everything.
	Yeah, it would look pretty good and you take it in and say, okay, whatever.
	Most employees don't give a crap.
	So I, looking at this form, which is pretty vanilla, I would suggest that, and I put it in the show notes already, it'll be under vaccines and such, maybe our artists can grab that and sex it up a little, you know, make it look a little more official for printout.
	Ooh, yeah.
	Yeah, you can sex it up.
	Why not?
	That's another mistake she's probably making.
	In fact, if I look at the board and all, there's a lot of Democrats on this thing.
	They're just kind of fed up Democrats.
	The Jimmy Dore type.
	And, you know, so they're not going to ever, you know, get, they're never going to do it right.
	And, but the Louis Pizazz wouldn't hurt.
	Anyway, I thought that was a valuable little side thing for people out there who may have to be dealing with this crap with their kids in school and they don't want to get the vaccine, especially the Moderna one.
	I just thought you might be interested.
	Yeah, I've got some news on that situation, but since you took us down this path...
	Wendy Williams, very famous talk show host here in the United States.
	African-American woman.
	She had Dr.
	Oz on her show.
	Now, I think she might have been on his show at the same time.
	And he was on his set.
	She's on her set.
	And no matter what he did, no matter what he tried, no, no, no, no.
	This is going to be a very big problem, this clip you're about to hear.
	Ha!
	So, are you planning on getting your vaccine?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	I don't trust it.
	I've never gotten the flu shot either, though.
	And you and I have talked about that.
	And several of the doctors on my team talked to me about, Wendy, we'll get the flu shot.
	I've never had the flu.
	I'm not getting a flu shot.
	I very rarely get a cold.
	I never have headaches.
	I don't take an aspirin because I feel my heart murmur or something like that.
	I'm not getting...
	No!
	I don't trust it.
	There, I said it.
	Yeah.
	So let me go back to vaccines for a second, because what you say and believe is so important to a lot of people.
	I mean, millions and millions of Americans.
	Hold on, stop, stop, stop.
	Stop the clip.
	You have to back it up to where he said that.
	I want people to appreciate the irony of this.
	Oh, yes, please.
	Dr.
	Oz was taken before the U.S. Senate.
	I think it was the Senate.
	It could have been the House, but I'm pretty sure it was the Senate.
	And he was excoriated for recommending some crackpot vitamins, some crackpot therapy.
	And they said this exactly.
	You are so influential.
	It's so important, Dr.
	Oz, what you say to the public.
	He is reiterating, regurgitating actually, what they said to him.
	And I just find this to be the height of irony.
	I wish we had those old clips of him before the U.S. committee.
	Oh gosh, I don't remember.
	I don't think we have this.
	In fact, it was almost a scandal what Dr.
	Oz did in how he had to be excoriated by our government for being a bullshit artist.
	Okay, but let him go.
	We have a lot of Dr.
	Oz clips, but I don't recognize that one offhand.
	That's okay.
	We'll continue with Wendy Williams because she makes it good, man.
	So let me go back to vaccines for a second, because what you say is so important to a lot of people.
	I mean, millions and millions of Americans are going to say, Wendy Williams didn't get a vaccine, so I don't want to get a vaccine.
	So let me just ask you, if there's anything that could happen that would make you feel comfortable...
	10 million people get vaccinated without a problem.
	Your neighbor gets vaccinated.
	A sibling, your son gets vaccinated.
	Someone that's dear to you gets vaccinated and does well.
	That might make you think, you know, just to get past the hassle of having to lie on my back and recovering from COVID-19 or maybe not recovering, it's not worth the risk that I might actually consider this vaccine.
	I'm not getting the vaccine.
	Listen, 10 million people and more have the flu vaccine, and how many people per year catch the flu?
	No, I'm not getting the vaccine, Dr.
	Oz.
	I'm not.
	I don't trust it.
	And is there something in particular you don't trust about it, the fact that it was made quickly, the fact that we don't have enough follow-up?
	What specifically is bothering you about it?
	Doctors are really smart people, but doctors don't know everything.
	And that's been proven as well.
	I'm not getting the vaccine.
	And I'm not saying that you shouldn't get the vaccine.
	He does a little noise in here.
	I won't let me find that.
	Listen to this noise he makes.
	Get the vaccine.
	Everybody watching.
	I'm just saying I'm not getting the vaccine.
	Shit, I lost my place.
	I was too funny.
	Don't know everything.
	And that's been proven as well.
	I'm not getting the vaccine.
	And I'm not saying you shouldn't get the vaccine.
	Everybody watching.
	I'm just saying I'm not getting the vaccine.
	Now, I don't know what we're going to do about Wendy Williams.
	First, she deserves a Congressional Medal of Freedom.
	For doing this, for speaking her mind as an African-American woman.
	She has a lot of reasons to not trust it.
	She's literally saying not trust it.
	Oh, is it because it was made too fast?
	No.
	She's not coming out and saying it.
	Yeah, we've been through that one before, bro.
	No.
	And when you hear this type of clearly orchestrated biosecurity state messaging, you understand.
	I know a couple brown and black people, they don't want anything to do with this vaccine.
	The vaccination site at the Reggie Lewis Center is expanding, but its mission will not change.
	The site will now be a mass vaccination site.
	But many of the appointments will be reserved for people of color.
	As WBZ's Paul Burton shows us, access to the vaccine isn't the only hurdle, though.
	This gets better, this one.
	This is such an inside job, this one.
	These communities.
	Another mass vaccination site opens this weekend.
	This one at the Reggie Lewis Center in Roxbury.
	It's all part of the state's comprehensive equity initiative.
	To enable the vaccination to be distributed to all of our communities, especially those who have been most disproportionately affected by COVID. Governor Charlie Baker said the state is second in the nation with respect to the percent of black residents who have been vaccinated.
	One of the biggest challenges has been getting people to trust the vaccine.
	I'm providing information so that they can make informed...
	There's that key word, by the way.
	Trust the vaccine.
	It's not just people.
	Just say it.
	It's black Americans.
	They know.
	You're targeting them.
	You're telling them that they're disproportionately affected.
	It's pandering, and it's ugly, and it's racist, and they don't like it.
	Stop!
	The challenge has been getting people to trust the vaccine.
	I'm providing information so that they can make informed, empowered decisions.
	Dr.
	Shazza Slater, the wife of New England Patriot Matthew Slater, is Senior Vice President of a pharmaceutical and biological consulting company called LMK Clinical Research Consulting.
	Speaking alongside Bonerta executives and doctors, she's been focusing her efforts on educating schools and community organizations of color on the vaccine, including the Epiphany School in Dorchester.
	And I just gave all that medical jargon, translated it into English, into layman's terms so that they can understand it for themselves.
	Because they're all so stupid.
	Translated it into English, into layman's terms so that they can understand it for themselves and they would be able to make empowered decisions for themselves, the best decisions for them and their family.
	Today is just the soft launch.
	Soon they'll be vaccinating 2,500 people a day.
	They're working with organizations within the community to make sure those who live in this area have access.
	Helping folks in the community feel welcome and well informed.
	They're well informed.
	That's why they're not showing up.
	Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
	And we need to continue discrediting everything else that might possibly work.
	Now, Dr.
	Kat from Team Halo, United Nations propaganda team on TikTok, has blocked our producers who were monitoring her behavior and her messaging.
	So we've moved over to the distilled...
	What?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, we got blocked.
	Our producer got blocked, yeah.
	He was asking annoying questions.
	She has millions of viewers.
	Well, no one else is on the beat.
	What can I tell you?
	I don't have Instagram, so I wait for someone to send me something.
	She's on TikTok, not Instagram.
	Well, I don't have that either.
	I'd have an Instagram.
	No, I have an account.
	You abandon it, then, because I can see your Instagram account.
	It's abandoned, yes.
	Adam C1999 or whatever the hell it was.
	Yeah, and there's no posts on there for years.
	I don't post.
	No, there's no posts for years.
	You, like, abandoned it.
	The only reason I have an account is for when you say, oh, you've got to see this chick.
	I've got to see this chick.
	It's not the chickens.
	Here is another Team Halo member.
	He goes under the moniker Distilled Science, and he's going to tell you that vitamin D3 is bad.
	D3 is not going to help you.
	Science is in.
	Shut up.
	It's no good.
	Hold on a second.
	We played a number of clips of people pretty much, and we've discussed actual research.
	That was done, and it's documented, and it's peer-reviewed, and it's in the journals, and it talks about vitamin D3, but now this guy just says it's no good when it's been proven to be very effective.
	Oh no, he has a study to back it up.
	Does vitamin D help with COVID-19?
	The latest randomized controlled trial says no, but it may only apply in certain contexts.
	It measured the effect of a single large dose in moderate to severe disease cases.
	Ten days into the disease progression, no improvement was demonstrated.
	Previously, two smaller RCTs showed an effect in one spaced vitamin D3 supplementation.
	I'm glad you caught that, because that is exactly the problem with this study.
	They say, well, they bombarded them with 200,000 IUs of vitamin D3 supplementation.
	Ten days in.
	Well, that's not when you need it.
	You're already over.
	It's useless.
	Two smaller RCTs showed an impact.
	In one, spaced vitamin D3 supplementation reduced ICU admission by 93% across all disease severities.
	In another, D3 hastened recovery in a significant percentage of mild to moderate disease patients.
	Dozens of observational studies link D3 levels to disease outcomes, but these don't prove causation.
	And we know that being sick can deplete your D-levels.
	This is just the tip of the iceberg, so let me know if you want a deeper dive into this topic.
	Yeah, sure.
	We'd love a deeper dive into this topic, please.
	Oh my God!
	This guy should be taken out and shot!
	This is the...
	That'll get you fired.
	That's how Steve Bannon got deplatformed.
	Careful.
	Well, I'm just saying.
	I'll say it again.
	This guy should be taken out and shot.
	And happy that we started podcasting 2.0.
	Now, this next one is a multi-level baffling clip.
	First of all, because it is a podcast hosted by Lil Wayne.
	And I had no idea Lil Wayne was doing a podcast.
	Everyone's doing a podcast.
	Hello.
	Do you know how many millions of podcasts there actually are?
	There's less than you think.
	It's about 1.7 that are 1.5 that are really active.
	1.5 million.
	Yeah.
	Holy mackerel!
	So, now Lil Wayne has a nice little setup there.
	It's a video podcast.
	I'm sure it's on audio.
	I got the video clip from the YouTubes.
	And he's got a nice, real nice kind of like a classy high-end living room set set up.
	And he's got a big monitor.
	And he's interviewing Dr.
	Fauci.
	And he leads, or his second question is about AZT. And I'm not sure why he's asking the question.
	He is not asking it correctly.
	I think someone may have sent him a note saying, yeah, you got to ask Fauci about AZT. And as you know, I've been going on about this for a while because it was Dr.
	Fauci, in fact, who brought back the failed cancer drug AZT to treat people who had tested PCR, tested positive for HIV, and And most of these people died because it was a bad cancer drug.
	So I think he, as we say in the Netherlands, he heard the bell ringing, but he doesn't know where it's hanging.
	And Fauci takes this question and gives an even more baffling answer.
	Now, in the 80s, that was a drug called AZT. That was used for cancer, but was abandoned due to its causing deaths or something like that.
	Causing deaths or something like that.
	Way to go, Lil Wayne.
	Just as informative as Wendy Williams.
	Abandoned due to its causing deaths or something like that.
	But do you think chloroquine is the new AZT? Help me understand this question before I play the rest of this.
	Do you think chloroquine, as in hydroxychloroquine, is the new AZT? No, there is chloroquine.
	Yes, I know.
	I know.
	Chloroquine.
	But he's comparing chloroquine to AZT and saying, well, that killed a lot of people.
	What is he saying?
	He's saying exactly what it sounds like he's saying.
	AZT was bad.
	Do you think chloroquine is bad too?
	It's causing deaths or something like that.
	But do you think chloroquine is the new AZT of this pandemic?
	Well, you know, what we need to do is to make sure we do randomized controlled trials to determine whether a drug works or not.
	There are a number of randomized controlled trials being done to answer that question.
	Mm-hmm.
	With chloroquine to see if it actually works or not.
	The data thus far don't give you any indication of that, but there are a number of studies that I think ultimately will answer the question the same way, as you mentioned, we answer that question with AZT. Back in 1986, I was involved in making the study that looked at AZT as a placebo-controlled trial and proved that it worked.
	We hope to do that with a number of drugs for the coronavirus.
	We hope so.
	I mean, okay, so this killed a number of people.
	Yeah, I was a part of that trial.
	We proved it worked.
	Yes, it worked.
	It worked at killing people.
	This is an evergreen in my book.
	I have no idea what's going on here.
	I have no idea what's going on.
	That was very interesting.
	I think a lot of these performers that are quality performers should get off the air.
	They're just showing their ignorance and stupidity.
	I was going to say, quickie, even professional guests...
	Really shouldn't be talking about this on the air.
	Tim Pool had Drew Holden on his podcast, and, you know, when you get numb nuts, this is the result.
	Tell them how great the vaccine is.
	Who gives a shit who that is?
	It's a nine-second funny clip.
	Tell them how great the vaccine is.
	Oh, okay.
	Tell them how great the vaccine is.
	We have managed, in the span of a very limited amount of time, to come up with a revolutionary virus because of the power of American R&D and research.
	That's right, baby.
	That's what we do.
	We're very powerful here.
	Revolutionary virus.
	We found another one of those clips.
	I love them.
	You should have them all in one folder.
	They are all labeled appropriately.
	They've got a tag, so don't worry.
	I feel a supercut coming.
	I need a few more.
	Since you brought Fauci into the conversation, I'm going to double down on him.
	All right, bring him in.
	So back to CPAC. Yes.
	So the darling of CPAC so far has been the governor of South Dakota.
	I heard some of this in the car, and I said to myself, self, there is a possible running mate, if not a future president.
	I agree 100%.
	And of course, Dame Jennifer, our artist.
	Also known as Dame Jennifer.
	Dame Jennifer.
	Dame Jennifer, yes.
	Animated no agenda.
	Animator.
	Yep.
	She says she has a girl crush on her, and I think this is the kind of woman that she's going to get a lot of attention.
	Oh, a lot of women have girl crush on Kristi Noem.
	This is a big one.
	This is big.
	She's a winner.
	Now, so I have a three-part clip, and she went on for about 30 minutes, half hour or so, but I've got a few minutes.
	I've got about five minutes total.
	But let's start listening to what she has to say, because there's a good...
	She does some good material in here.
	She's not funny, but she is humorous.
	This is a gnome one.
	Now, most governors shut down their states.
	What followed was record unemployment, businesses closed, most schools were shuttered, and communities suffered.
	And the U.S. economy came to an immediate halt.
	Now, let me be clear.
	COVID didn't crush the economy.
	Government crushed the economy.
	And then, just as quickly...
	Stop the clip for a second.
	I have to mention that I took out the five-minute standing ovations.
	That's fine.
	Absolutely.
	You have to do that.
	You got one after another, and so I cut them in.
	And you're pretty transparent.
	I think I did a pretty good job making it sound like she got a smattering of applause, but then it would continue.
	The economy.
	And then, just as quickly, government...
	Yeah, nicely done.
	You mixed it.
	You didn't cut.
	You mixed.
	Beautiful.
	Well done.
	The economy.
	Do you have a crush on her?
	No, I have a crush on my time limits on these clips.
	And then, just as quickly, government turned around and held itself out as the savior.
	And frankly, the Treasury Department can't print money fast enough to keep up with Congress' wish list.
	But not everyone has followed this path.
	For those of you who don't know, South Dakota is the only state in America that never ordered a single business or church to close.
	We never instituted a shelter-in-place order.
	We never mandated that people wear masks.
	We never even defined what an essential business is.
	Because I don't believe that governors have the authority to tell you that your business isn't essential.
	South Dakota schools are no different than schools everywhere else in America.
	But we approached the pandemic differently.
	From the earliest days of the pandemic, our priority was the students, their well-being and their education.
	When it was time to go back to school in the fall, we put our kids in the classroom.
	Teachers, administrators, parents, and the students themselves were of one mind to make things work for our children.
	And the best way to do that was in the classroom.
	Now, in South Dakota, I provided all of the information that we had to our people.
	And then I trusted them to make the best decisions for themselves, for their families, and in turn, their communities.
	We never focused on the case numbers.
	Instead, we kept our eye on hospital capacity.
	Now, Dr.
	Fauci, he told me that on my worst day, I'd have 10,000 patients in the hospital.
	On our worst day, we had a little over 600.
	Bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again.
	This will not stand.
	Yeah, she had six.
	You're going to have 10,000.
	I can't do his voice, but he's gravelly.
	You're going to have 10,000 dead.
	No.
	600.
	600.
	Nice.
	Now, this is like, nobody wants to talk about this, the South Dakota situation, because it's kind of like Sweden.
	It's very annoying.
	Yes.
	It doesn't fit into the scheme of things.
	Well, you know, but luckily, I'll just interject for a second.
	All of CPAC was overshadowed by Ted Cruz trying to do his best Trump material.
	That's what happened.
	They got the idiot Cruz up there talking like a buffoon.
	His beard isn't even looking good anymore.
	And he's doing material.
	He needs to get some beard.
	He should learn from the hipsters to get some beard goo.
	And you put it on there.
	But it's not just that.
	He's doing shit like this.
	15 seconds and I'll get out of your way.
	You have a platform.
	You know, last year I launched a podcast.
	Verdict with Ted Cruz.
	Over 25 million downloads in a year.
	By the way, please go subscribe.
	Verdict with Ted Cruz.
	Verdict with Ted Cruz.
	Click on subscribe.
	Five stars, please.
	What is wrong with him?
	He's got to get the patter right.
	Just look down below.
	Hit subscribe.
	Hit like.
	Smash that like button.
	He's got to say smash that like button.
	Smash the like button.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Smash the like button.
	I learned that from clips you sent me, okay?
	Yeah, that's what they do.
	I know the pattern.
	And, you know, of course, they were mainly playing him talking about freedom!
	Yeah, well, he'll get it.
	He's got to be the candidate.
	He needs to lose some weight.
	Oh, yeah, he's chubbed out.
	He needs to lose some weight.
	He's got to trim the beard, get your group in there.
	He's always been a thin guy.
	What happened?
	He's trying to do Trump.
	He's eating the burgers.
	That's getting carried away.
	He's eating the burgers.
	He's doing the shtick.
	He's trying to get people riled up.
	Yes, come on.
	It's obvious.
	He's method acting.
	Well, he better get thin back again because he doesn't look good because he's wandering through those airports when he came back with his tail between his legs from Cancun.
	And it was like, just a fat guy in the...
	Well, you know it's bad when Saturday Night Live lampoons him and a woman is playing him and it's exactly him, including the voice.
	It's really frightening.
	You're like, ah, that's not a great cruise.
	And then you see him, you're like, shit, they're nailing it.
	That's not good.
	All right, let's get back to the governor.
	This is part two of her little spiel.
	I don't know if you agree with me, but Dr.
	Fauci is wrong a lot.
	Thank you.
	Even in a pandemic, public health policy needs to take into account people's economic and social well-being.
	Daily needs still need to be met.
	People need to keep a roof over their heads.
	They need to feed their families.
	And they still need purpose.
	They need their dignity.
	Now, my administration resisted the call for virus control at the expense of everything else.
	We looked at the science, the data, and the facts, and then we took a balanced approach.
	Truthfully, I never thought that the decisions that I was making were going to be unique.
	I thought that there would be more who would follow basic conservative principles.
	But I guess I was wrong.
	Ask yourself this question.
	How far will people go to enforce mask mandates?
	Once you start lockdowns, how long can you sustain them?
	In South Dakota, we had some cases in March and April, but the virus didn't really hit the Midwest until late fall.
	Should we have kept people in their homes from March onward?
	Of course not.
	You know, it's important to ask these questions.
	We have to show people how arbitrary these restrictions are.
	And the coercion, the force, and the anti-liberty steps that governments take to enforce them.
	Often, the enforcement isn't based on facts.
	Justifying these mitigation efforts has been anything but scientific.
	Many in the media criticized South Dakota's approach.
	They labeled me as ill-informed, that I was reckless, and even a denier.
	Some even claimed that South Dakota was as bad as it gets anywhere in the world when it comes to COVID-19.
	That is a lie.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	That's the part I heard.
	And I like that, which is, Fauci's wrong!
	Oh!
	Heretic.
	You heretic.
	She's got one more short little bit here where she'll close it out.
	I mean, like I said, she went in for a long time.
	People should go back and listen to her whole talk.
	She's quite good.
	But here's where she kind of laces into Cuomo.
	The media.
	The media did all of this by simultaneously praising governors who issued lockdowns, who mandated masks and shut down businesses, applauding them as having taken the right steps to mitigate the spread of the virus.
	At one point I appeared on George Stephanopoulos' Sunday show.
	I don't know if you watched that.
	No, you don't?
	Shocker.
	He had just wrapped up a segment with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, where he asked Cuomo to give me some advice on how to deal with COVID. Now seems like a really good time to remind everyone of what Governor Cuomo was doing in New York.
	On March 25th, Cuomo ordered COVID patients into nursing homes, and he prohibited the staff from testing people before admitting them.
	Nine days later, he pushed legislation prohibiting nursing home lawsuits over COVID deaths.
	Six days after that, he prohibited nursing homes from sending COVID patients to the nearby naval hospital ship, or the field hospital, both of which were essentially empty.
	Now, eight days after that, the first deaths started to show up.
	And on January 28th of this year, the New York Attorney General announced that Cuomo and his administration significantly undercounted the number of COVID-related deaths in nursing homes by as much as 50%.
	To make matters worse, they tried to cover it up.
	Now that, that is the media's COVID hero.
	And by the way, you know, he also earned an Emmy.
	And he wrote a book on his COVID response.
	So who really needed the advice?
	Oh, yeah.
	She's good.
	I like her.
	I like her message.
	We'll put together a talk.
	Yeah, but it's just good.
	She doesn't care.
	She has a good tone, a good cadence and candor.
	You know, it doesn't have kind of the Trump lunacy woven throughout it.
	It's very firm.
	They're out to get her.
	What can they do?
	What can they do to get her?
	Well, I have to go back and look at my old clips.
	There's a clip that I did.
	It was run on PBS or NPR. I'm trying to think what the name of this clip is.
	It is...
	I'm looking at my old clip lists.
	It's about that she apparently...
	She...
	She is cavalier with the use of the state private jet.
	Oh.
	That's how they're going to cancel her?
	Well, they're not getting anywhere because they're in the wrong state to do this.
	No kidding.
	I don't see it, unfortunately.
	But I do have...
	That is what's going on.
	And they played it on...
	The reason the clip is interesting to play, if I could find it, is that it is...
	Now, is this in your current batch or an old batch?
	No, no.
	It's in like a previous batch.
	Here it is.
	The name of the clip.
	The reason this is interesting is because this is played on an NPR station as if it's national news.
	But it's actually just a local story in South Dakota.
	This is Tracking Government Flights is the name of the clip.
	Tracking Government Flights.
	Hmm.
	Oh, here.
	I see it.
	What a great system.
	Lawmakers have rejected a bill to require quarterly flight records for each state aircraft.
	The report would have listed the purpose of using the plane, the names of people aboard, and costs associated with flying.
	SDPB's John Wynn reports.
	The quarterly report from the Transportation Department would have required details on each trip, the purpose, who was traveling, and the cost of the flight.
	Senator Troy Heinert sponsored the bill.
	He says information on the use of state aircraft is unclear.
	Heinert says an online article published by Raw Story raises questions about how Governor Kristi Noem has used state travel.
	But what that article did show is it took an investigative reporter to match FAA flight logs and go back through the governor's Twitter feed and try to decide or discern where she was and for what purpose.
	In 2006, voters approved a ballot initiative that requires all state aircraft to be used for state business only.
	The State Department of Transportation opposed the proposal.
	Attorney Bill Nevin says it would be difficult to provide all the information in a timely manner.
	We got to fire this guy.
	This is this is excruciating.
	I'm reading whatever is on my paper.
	I am not a I. I am doing a good job.
	Well, I appreciate how she displays her femininity and her badassness at the same time.
	She's got the power red outfit on with the bare shoulders.
	Yeah, forced to be reckoned with.
	Forced to be reckoned with.
	I have a couple of pieces of feedback, boots on the ground reports from our producers around Gitmo Nation.
	And I kind of got a frantic email from one of our producers.
	My wife is an ICU nurse, got the second Moderna jab yesterday morning and has been non-responsive since.
	I am slightly worried.
	Next email.
	I would be.
	Next email.
	Not good.
	She basically says she feels like she has COVID. Can you turn on your speaker?
	It's just a tad.
	I can't.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	They're way too loud.
	And then he says, this is effed up.
	She's 32, healthy.
	Has been taking care of corona and non-corona patients for the last year.
	Hasn't missed a beat.
	Second Moderna shot?
	You think she went on a four-day bender.
	No appetite.
	Doesn't drink water.
	Just in and out of sleeping.
	I haven't heard from her since, so I hope she's okay.
	Jeez.
	Well, there's been a number of nurses that have...
	It's like they're giving them a different shot or something.
	I have to say this.
	It has to be that only because their nurses are high enough profile that they're getting reported.
	I wonder about the reporting on all this.
	Well, my immediate thought goes towards our EMT buddy in Colorado, Bad Chad, because he also said, I had antibodies.
	He was involved in the antibody test.
	I think we've created some form of herd immunity and people have antibodies and particularly the people who are around COVID patients.
	And he's on the street.
	He's on the street saving people.
	He's like, excuse me, could you put your mask on?
	No.
	So it's possible that if you have the antibodies, that's the only evidence we have from Chad, and I'm just presuming that this ICU nurse might have had antibodies, and then you jack that up with some mRNA and maybe it freaks your body out for a bit.
	Well, there was a lot of thought with the skeptics that the problem with this thing is, with these mRNA vaccines, is that when it encounters a real coronavirus, it just doesn't know what to do.
	I don't know.
	There's something wrong with this vaccination.
	It sounds like these people are getting a cytokine storm.
	That's pretty much what it is.
	From the vaccine itself.
	From the vaccine itself.
	Or it's triggering something.
	Who knows?
	It's an experimental vaccine.
	That's not even debatable.
	I received five responses to Chad's experience and the And I want to share them because, just to reiterate, his experience was all of a sudden he felt like he was having a stroke.
	He couldn't connect words.
	He saw that his brain was just, he felt that his brain was disconnected.
	He couldn't get anything out of his mouth.
	It's like he was stolen on some psychedelic.
	So I got three similar responses and then one very interesting.
	So the first one, I heard Adam read the letter from the first responder.
	Oops, sorry.
	open back up uh who had the strange reaction to the vaccine i'm 52 and have dealt with periodic migraines since my 20s on two occasions i've had migraines present with his exact symptoms migraines themselves are still mysterious to the medical world so who knows for sure but it sounds like the vaccine might have brought one on next uh piece of feedback i immediately recognize the Actually, she says parametric listener, which I think is better.
	experience it's a migraine with visual aura the inability to speak and think clearly happens too in some lucky people including me i remember once getting in class starting staring at the computer the words in front of me on the screen would disappear i couldn't remember my teacher's name forgot how to pronounce other words and what they meant everything just sort of echoes in your mind now what i didn't learn until many years later that these were migraines since i thought a So this migraine apparently can happen without the headache pain, the third one.
	Listen to Chad's symptoms after the vaccine.
	I have had the exact same symptoms a half dozen times in my life.
	First time I thought it was a stroke, same thing Chad thought.
	I couldn't remember my fiancé's name, couldn't find simple words and started to have a reduced field of vision.
	They ended up giving me an MRI and a number of other tests.
	Found nothing.
	The fourth time it happened, I was lucky enough to have a great neurologist treat me.
	I was having migraines.
	There's a specific kind of migraine that doesn't include headaches or pain, but instead manifests as visual auditory problems.
	And there are some medications, and so I'm sure Chad could figure that one out.
	The fourth and final one sounds to me like migraine slash cluster headaches.
	I've had severe migraine slash maybe cluster headaches as well for two decades, ever since the military stuck me with the anthrax vaccine.
	But then this one came in.
	The paramedic's note from yesterday's show about his snow crash after the vaccine reminded me of a couple of studies involving the transference of memories using injections of RNA. It is actually an old theory that memories are encoded in RNA and not in the brain synapses.
	Well, it's probably a more complex relationship than that.
	There is actual experimental evidence that this does occur.
	And he has four studies linked, mainly transferring memories between snails.
	So you can add a memory.
	Yeah, this is cool shit.
	So they could be adding memories to it?
	I think that, you know, and I know what the memory is.
	Fauci's great.
	Vote Democrat.
	That's the memory.
	Either that or maybe they've removed something.
	Maybe they've memory-holed something.
	That also could be possible.
	Which is probably more likely.
	But just the fact that there's studies of this kind of tells me that there's more to this mRNA than we've been told.
	And what does M stand for?
	Messaging.
	It's the messaging army.
	Oh!
	Ooh, I like that.
	Hmm.
	Yes.
	Well, what this all comes down to is sadly a positive result for me in the red book because the vaccine passport is coming.
	It is unavoidable.
	You cannot stop it.
	And the way they're rolling this out is by starting in the European Union.
	You will, in fact, need a vaccine passport in order to travel between...
	European member states, the Portuguese prime ministers, the most recent, who came out and said, oh, I hope, I hope, I hope the EU COVID-19 vaccine passport isn't placed by summer because we need to have the tourism.
	People need to be able to travel.
	And Angela Merkel is right there and she spills the beans.
	It's happening.
	We expect to have vaccination certificates ready by the summer period, but I'm not a programmer and I can't guarantee it any more than I can guarantee that vaccines will be delivered on time.
	But as politicians, we've set ourselves that target for the coming months.
	I spoke of three months and I believe that all EU member states are working to achieve it within a limited time frame.
	Three months.
	And if they pull this off, how am I going to get to Europe to see my daughter?
	How is she going to come and visit me?
	We're going to have to take this stupid vaccine?
	Do you think Europe will recognize my printout from the religious freedom people?
	Maybe.
	Doubtful.
	Doubtful is the correct answer.
	Doubtful is this.
	Maybe is answer B. But this is not okay.
	This is what they want.
	This is pure control.
	And once you have the digital passport, you can...
	Show me your papers!
	That's where it's headed.
	But it's not just vaccine passports.
	No, the tech industry is going gaga for goo-goo for this stuff.
	Los Angeles schools...
	LA Unified?
	I've teamed up with Microsoft!
	And there's a lot of these videos of this technology.
	I have another one.
	And it's so fun.
	The video, people should go watch the video.
	See the Microsoft guy and say, do you want this guy running your life?
	If But he's in his office.
	He's the doofus of the decade, and he's in a bucket.
	And he's sitting there on the Zoom call saying, oh, yes, well, we have best standards of practice, Microsoft, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	They're locking down your kids and tracking them.
	There's never been anything like this virus in our lifetime.
	Often, it's hard to see the effects it's having on our children.
	Has this conversation taken place in your home?
	Mom, I'm scared about going back to school.
	I don't want to get sick.
	And I don't want to get you and Dad sick.
	Our scientists tell us there are three things we must do to stay safe.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	How did that kid come up with that?
	How did that kid...
	It's a cartoon.
	There hasn't been to school.
	There's been no school.
	It's a cartoon.
	I know.
	I've got the same thing.
	I just didn't clip it.
	The kid's been traumatized.
	How?
	By teachers, by parents.
	No, she hasn't been to school.
	She's on the Zoom.
	Okay, she's been traumatized by, yes, by teachers and by the media.
	Yes.
	And by stuff like this.
	This is intended for children.
	This is a cartoon.
	It's not for parents.
	That's true.
	Our scientists tell us there are three things we must do to stay safe.
	Wear masks, make sure we social distance, and wash our hands.
	And now, your school, with the help of Microsoft Corporation, has created another.
	Microsoft!
	Producing Daily Pass, your exclusive ticket for safely going back to school.
	Notice how it sounds like a Disneyland.
	Daily Pass, your exclusive ticket, kids.
	It's like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
	You've got a golden ticket to go back to school and stay safe.
	Daily Pass, your exclusive ticket for safely going back to school.
	Each week, you can schedule your free on-campus COVID test.
	The results are displayed in your Daily Pass.
	And if you choose to take your test off campus, you can post the results in your Daily Pass.
	You can ride the water slide.
	Welcome back.
	Welcome to school!
	So, how did it go?
	Dad, I have to admit I was scared at first, but then I felt so safe.
	It was so good to be back.
	Thanks for keeping me safe.
	I love you so much.
	Oh, I love you too, child.
	Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
	That's for your kids.
	Now, when you go back to work, if you're in Australia, don't worry.
	The government has you covered with their partner, Motorola.
	Welcome back.
	New video surveillance technology will be rolled out next month to help Australian businesses maintain social distancing in the workplace.
	powered by artificial intelligence.
	The system includes contact tracing and COVID-19 mask detection capabilities without the need for a phone app.
	As more Australians head back to the office and factories, a new tool will be activated on June 1st to make enforcing pandemic distancing rules easier.
	Developed by Motorola Solutions, this smart surveillance system will watch where people walk and where foot traffic is causing close contact and will record it and report it for action.
	Artificial intelligence is doing all the heavy lifting.
	So really...
	That means you get your billy clubs and go clubber!
	Port it for action.
	Artificial intelligence is doing all the heavy lifting, so real people don't have to watch hours of video.
	For example, if wearing a mask is a company policy, you'll be flagged by the system when you're not wearing one.
	We take our role as practitioners of responsible AI very seriously.
	This is the Motorola shill.
	We take our role as practitioners of responsible AI very seriously and pay particular attention to designing products that empower decision makers and also design for privacy.
	Surveillance tech can easily track people in a crowd.
	Here's the system following a subject in yellow.
	It works the same way in COVID-19 tracing.
	Too close for too long The system follows the trail like a detective.
	If successful, it could be a game-changer in the battle to stop the spread of COVID-19 in the community.
	Gerogen, Sky News.
	A game-changer.
	By AI. Practitioners of modern AI. What is that?
	You get a degree in being a practitioner of modern AI? By the way, if you have one of these tags, put it on a dog and then the dog would go let him outside.
	What, the practitioner of AI? Oh, I see what you're saying.
	I still like the reported for action.
	I like that.
	That's a good one.
	It's almost a show title.
	Yeah, that's where we're going.
	Well, practitioners of modern AI would be a great show title.
	It's too long.
	It's too long.
	They need an acronym.
	There's another cartoon series, which is very troubling.
	These are all very troubling.
	It's disgusting.
	That education department thing from Los Angeles, I don't understand how the public down there can put up with these people.
	Well, they're mind-controlled.
	They're slaves.
	It's done.
	They're masked up and they can't speak.
	They can't hear.
	It's over.
	People who are still adhering, they're lost.
	They're lost.
	That's probably the idea.
	They're definitely lost.
	We got a letter, I think it would be later, one of the letters that came in with a donation.
	The guy says, you know, I tried to hit people in the mouth.
	They just say we're a couple of conspiracy theorists, the two of us.
	What conspiracy are we theorizing about?
	That's what I'd like to know.
	Well, this may answer some of that.
	This is from a new website called AumSum.com.
	They only have just a couple of animated videos.
	There's no about, there's no who the hell are they, but they are doing videos like this about our heroes.
	And when I say heroes, who is the number one hero right now in the world when it comes to this?
	When it comes to what?
	When it comes to COVID and saving us.
	Oh, Fauci.
	No, the number one hero in the world.
	Come on.
	It's not Fauci?
	Who is really making it all happen?
	Who is the guy that has humanity?
	Oh, that idiot at the World Economic Forum?
	How about Dr.
	Bill Gates?
	Oh, Bill Gates.
	Here's the video.
	What if Bill Gates disappeared?
	No problem.
	I will buy many Gates and solve the problem.
	Oh, awesome.
	Firstly, Bill Gates is the third richest person.
	If Bill Gates disappeared, a highly respected billionaire will be missed by many.
	Hmm...
	Secondly, Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is the largest private charitable foundation worldwide.
	If Bill Gates disappeared, philanthropy will take a big hit.
	Thirdly, Bill Gates co-founded The Giving Pledge.
	Herein, billionaires pledge at least half of their wealth to philanthropy.
	If Bill Gates disappeared, this wonderful initiative may die down.
	Fourthly, Bill Gates is a leader in the climate change fight.
	If Bill Gates disappeared, climate conservation efforts may take a hit.
	Fifthly, Bill Gates has funded many startups working in clean energy.
	If Bill Gates disappeared, fossil fuels might make a comeback.
	Lastly, if Bill Gates disappeared, Warren Buffet, the famous American investor, will dearly miss his best friend.
	I mean, what is the message here?
	Well, I think the message is sinister.
	I've said it on the show before.
	I think Bill's so stupid about this whole thing.
	He was fine when he was a techie roaming around, but ever since the day he got pied, he changed his whole way of doing things so he doesn't mix anymore.
	Nobody ever sees him, except, you know, these phonies, these high-end phonies, like the guy at the head of the economic forum and people like that.
	They're not normal.
	I think his life's at risk, and I think this is almost a threat.
	I think this is a threatening video.
	He says, if he disappears, if he disappears, if he disappears.
	I don't like it.
	I had a different take on it.
	What came to mind for me was Ayn Rand.
	Atlas Shrugged.
	It's too long for you.
	Instead of taking the thing as a threat and as something somewhat sarcastic, you're taking it serious that if Bill Gates does disappear or goes into the valley of the fog or whatever those people did, because where all the other smart people went...
	Then all these things won't work anymore.
	Like this philanthropy will stop.
	No, it's not true.
	I think they're making the point that if he disappears, nothing will change.
	I may have actually written a column about Microsoft in general when I was at PC Magazine, maybe in the late 80s or probably in the 90s when they were under investigation, saying what would the world be like if any Microsoft wasn't here and there were no Microsoft products.
	And I concluded it would be not much different.
	Someone else would have picked up the slack.
	We have been using a digital research operating system, which worked just fine.
	Linux would have been our main desktop.
	That would have been CPM. Linux Mint.
	Linux Mint is a tremendous product.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in Girl Crush on Gnome, John C. DeVorex.
	Well, before we do that, can we take a quick...
	Here it comes.
	I've got Pats Blue ribbon on my mind.
	I've got Pats Blue.
	This has become quite the thing.
	People are sending you hats now, in case you hadn't received it yet.
	I haven't gotten a hat.
	Yeah, Pabst Blue Ribbon hat is coming.
	Well, I understand they're doing this new art competition to redesign the Pabst label.
	Why would anyone in their right mind do that?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	No idea.
	You want this funky old label here on this building?
	That's what you want.
	Yes, it's very pretty.
	That's what you want.
	It looks good on the desktop.
	And people, stop trying to get us to change to Rolling Rock.
	No, no, no, no.
	Pabst Blue Ribbon is where it's at.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	All right, well, we do have a few people.
	No, no, no, no.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hello, Mr.
	Curry.
	In the morning to you.
	And in the morning, all the boots on the ground and the dames and knights.
	Indeed.
	And let me say in the morning to the trolls in the troll room who now have a new resized window.
	That's if you go to noagendastream.com.
	Hopefully it's a little bit better, but if not, you will feed that back to me.
	Now, hands up, you trolls.
	Let's count you.
	Let's see who we have here.
	We've got...
	We've got 2,172 in the troll community!
	You too can join this by going to noagendastream.com.
	It's free to join.
	You've got a chat, which is a typical good old IRC chat, so you can use your own client, but you also have a stream there.
	You can listen to the show live, listen to any show that's live.
	24 hours a day, there's something rolling on noagendastream.com, and you will love the conversation that you can have in the troll room.
	It's a real, real-time situation.
	If you'd like a little more traditional, we have our non-federated social network, social media network, which is noagendasocial.com.
	Now, this federates, which means if you start your own Mastodon server, such as gitmo.life, we'll see you.
	You'll see us.
	You're a part of it.
	You can control your own little sub-community if you want to or not.
	Do whatever you want, but it all works.
	And we are down to the last thousand that we're accepting on the No Agenda Social just to keep it decentralized enough.
	Otherwise, it'll be a big target.
	And then if it goes down, everybody's unhappy.
	It's already bad if we go off the air.
	People are freaking out.
	So that's noagendasocial.com.
	And we need to thank the artist for episode 1324.
	Yak Yak Vax, the title of that one, with one X. That was a point of discussion.
	I just like the 3, the 3, the 3 to give you a 3, 3, 3 experience.
	The artwork was from Darren O'Neill.
	It was simple.
	It was beautiful.
	We loved it.
	Math is racist.
	1 plus 1 is 2.
	Also, 1 plus 1 is 33.
	And why did we choose this?
	Was there something that we...
	We were arguing about a number of pieces.
	In fact, I had some prejudice towards a couple of pieces.
	I'm trying to think.
	I'm looking back at them now.
	And by the way, Dreb Scott is adding these and putting the chapters in.
	If you get Hypercatcher, you can participate in creating chapters and the art, so do that.
	I like Share a Coke with Whitey, which I use for the newsletter.
	Yeah, and my pushback was this meme has been used a lot already.
	Yeah, you thought it was overused.
	Yeah, that was my only pushback.
	I kind of like the Keep Calm and Love China.
	Yes, yes, we like that.
	I'm a comic strip blogger, but you hated everything pretty much, but you kind of like the Blackboard one with the one plus one is two, and I was not going to argue about it because it's a good piece that I was very happy with because it was one of the five, I think I had five that I liked, and that was one of them.
	Yeah, and Darren O'Neill, you can now stop We're good to go.
	And there's some complaints about this from the peanut gallery.
	The peanut gallery, they're on it.
	I'm looking back on his page.
	I see nothing on the first page except the one blackboard.
	I see nothing on the second page.
	This goes back weeks and weeks and weeks he's been doing this.
	So what?
	It's miles ago.
	Hey, man.
	I'm looking now.
	I don't see another example.
	Oh, here's one.
	Here it is.
	Educating you into compliance.
	This is back for God knows how many episodes.
	And somebody's scribbling, putting a message in the blackboard.
	Okay, I can see what this is.
	So he did it at least once before.
	Hmm.
	But it's not quite the same as this one, and it's actually not as well structured.
	Let me go back one more page and see if there's one more.
	Darren's got a lot of art.
	Darren's got a lot of free time.
	It brings me back to the old joke.
	By the way, you're supposed to appear on their show.
	Yeah, I'm scheduling it.
	It's like there's a whole conversation.
	He'll forget.
	Curry won't remind him.
	They have such low opinion of us.
	Well, it's not Curry's job to remind me.
	Well, according to the socials it is.
	Somehow.
	He used the blackboard.
	It wasn't like overusing it, so that's nonsense.
	All right.
	Where were we?
	Well, I'm going to explain that this can all be found at NoAgendaArtGenerator.com.
	You can upload your own art.
	It's fun to just go through it and look what everyone's been posting.
	And some of these show up on hats, mugs, t-shirts, hoodies, face masks over at NoAgendaShop.com.
	And these guys do a great service.
	They pay the artist.
	They...
	Donate a portion to the show.
	We have no contracts.
	They just do it.
	Everybody's happy.
	It works.
	It's kiretsu, as they would say in Japan.
	Now, we'd like to thank our producers.
	Now, we always thank our producers because you are producing the show.
	You bring us your time, your talent, and your treasure.
	The Value for Value model is very simple.
	Whatever value you get out of the show, send us a donation, but make that number, make your donation meaningful to you.
	Sometimes that's the amount.
	Sometimes it is the actual numerology.
	It's your value that you're giving to us, and we appreciate every single bit of it.
	Well, let's start with a donation that's actually in abeyance.
	This donation is not being received.
	Yeah, this was interesting.
	It's a pledge.
	Yeah, it's a pledge.
	We've never done these before, but I think in this case, I feel quite good about it.
	Well, no, I have no problem with it because it's from Sir Anonymous of Doc Petch.
	I think you should bring up the PDF and read it because you never get the chance to read his notes because they usually come in in the mail, and I read them, so you should probably read one.
	Okay.
	And he came in with it, but I think he needed to do this donation because...
	He's got these numbers that need to be heard by someone.
	On a certain date.
	And this hit me.
	No, wait, let me step back.
	So, what's going on, Suronymous of Dogpatch, who was always good, he sends his donation through the Postal Service.
	It's either cash or Western Union, I think.
	I'm not sure how he sent something.
	There's been checks that have been...
	Coins, all kinds of stuff.
	But he travels.
	We don't know exactly what he does.
	But wherever he was, he could not send anything to the postal service without him identifying who he was.
	And he's very secretive.
	Yes, he normally sends a note, a letter, with no return address.
	And I suspect that he, wherever he was, was not going to accept such a letter.
	Right.
	I know he just couldn't slip it in a box and not worry about it, but he didn't want to.
	The point being, we decided collectively, first of all, we know he's good for it, but secondly, his donation amounts are important to him.
	It's always a certain number.
	We haven't figured it out.
	But I think tying it into the date when the number is read and announced is part of the code.
	And I'm thinking Rubicon.
	We know it's monthly.
	The date being part of the code I would argue against because sometimes the notes will come in.
	I don't pick up the mail except on Wednesdays and Fridays.
	I used to pick it up on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
	But the post office, since Trump put in that bonehead, has been closed a lot on Saturdays, even though they're supposed to be open.
	I can't take a chance, so I go and pick it up on Friday.
	And a lot of his notes would come in on a Saturday, so I don't know that he can really nail the date as effectively as he hopes to.
	But it is always once a month.
	Could be related to the show number.
	Maybe.
	But I think it's code.
	He's clear, just like Rubicon where they put stuff in the crossword puzzle in the newspaper.
	I think he's doing code on our show.
	He's communicating.
	Yeah, I don't know to who.
	I don't care.
	My banker doesn't care.
	I don't care.
	We love him!
	Now let's all hold hands and tell a secret.
	So his code number for today is 1509. 1509.00.
	1509.
	And I shall now read the accompanying notes from Seronomous of Dogpatch and Loris Lobovia.
	Thank you and all producers for keeping this show free of agenda beyond looking for the truth.
	I boarded an international flight on Inauguration Day expecting an end to the Muslim ban making return hassle-free and quickly learned returning to the US may have restrictions.
	Fortunately, where I am traveling, everything is completely open, although crowds are low due to very few foreigners.
	It's a great time to visit tourist locations that are trying to open.
	In my third world country visits that recommend one meter social distancing and masks are consistently worn under the nose.
	COVID is referred to as the rich man's illness.
	None of our local villages have been affected and they don't know anyone who has contracted it.
	Polluted water, bad hygiene and dengue fever being prevalent seem to scare COVID away.
	PCR test results within 72 hours before boarding international flights are the standard for every country I've visited.
	Each require the test, but the document receives perfunctory review.
	I assume just changing the PDF form's date would satisfy passport control.
	I have visited one country three times, and I have yet to give the test document to anyone.
	At $100 a test, I am sure the economics work, but I'm developing a view that health visa concept may fade as the fear subsides.
	Well, that's not according to our reports today, sadly.
	The topic of math being racist garnered a response from a married niece and husband, both ultra-liberal PhD mathematicians and academics.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	for the shortage of women in math and engineering and believes the same propaganda contributes to the shortage in other unrepresented groups.
	I agree.
	I recommend they deflect math racism towards accounting racism.
	As a dear Lakota Sioux colleague notes, he is offended that, quote, in the black was good while, quote, in the red is bad, unfortunately.
	Oh, there's another thing we gotta change.
	He knows replacing red with parentheses to show a negative balance is unacceptable since parentheses represent containment or even enslavement of black numbers.
	He is recommending using a participation trophy symbol when expenses exceed revenues.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Pteronymous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia once again bringing us his view on the world and his code.
	And we appreciate it and certainly appreciate the support.
	I like the parentheses.
	That's very funny.
	It's incarcerating black words.
	That's very funny.
	Onward with Craig Kohler, who comes in from Evanston, Illinois.
	Evans, Illinois.
	I'm sorry.
	Evans, Indiana, to be even more sorry.
	Evansville, Indiana.
	$1,033.33.
	Another big-time donor.
	I've been getting value from the No Agenda show for about eight years.
	Eight years.
	Eight years.
	And I'm finally in a place financially where I can give some back.
	Yeah, some treasure back.
	And I decided to do it right with an Instanite donation.
	Nice.
	All you listeners out there who have been listening for years and have never contributed, this guy's got the right idea.
	I started listening to No Agenda after meeting John at the brick house.
	Oh, that's a long time ago.
	2013.
	He's got a picture of me.
	After meeting a number of people that day, I can easily say that John was the most genuinely nice and considerate person there.
	He's just not the buzzkill.
	There you go.
	Well, you know what?
	Clearly he did not hand his phone to you for examination.
	For then he would have known what an evil person you are as you change his phone language to Korean and hand it back to him.
	Yeah, well, I usually only did that to Leo.
	Although I have done it.
	I think I did it to you once.
	You have.
	It was not fun.
	It was a new phone.
	I'm like, I don't know how to get there.
	Yeah, that's kind of the joke.
	It's a flaw.
	Potfather, please de-douche me.
	Yeah, okay.
	Hold on a second.
	Didn't have the de-douche button plugged in.
	There it is.
	Come on.
	You've been de-douched.
	He wants to be known as Sir 8-Bit Ben at the round table.
	Yeah.
	Can I get a thanks, bro, followed by Fauci Wees and that's true?
	And can I always, and I can always use some karma.
	Thanks for bringing sanity to the crazy world, Craig.
	Craig Kellerman and Evansville, Indiana.
	Good to be here, bro.
	That's true.
	You've got karma.
	Anonymous, $1,000.
	So we're okay today in that regard.
	Hey guys, found your show after hearing Adam on TFTC. Ah, the higher side, the higher chats, the higher...
	No, TFTC is Tales from the Crypt.
	I'm sorry, that's Marty.
	It's the Bitcoin podcast.
	You're a Bitcoin guy.
	Marty Bent is the Bitcoin guy.
	I love how you deconstruct all the M5M nonsense.
	My wife and I managed to get out of the Netherlands before the lockdown started and now enjoying the relative freedoms that Russia has to offer.
	You hear that, Holland?
	Just so you know.
	Wow.
	Almost everything has been business as usual here in Russia.
	And even nightclubs are starting to open up again.
	Masks are mandatory, but nobody bothers you if you wear it under your nose or mouth, which is what most people do.
	Of course, it's not at all...
	Yeah, you have to wear a mask.
	You don't have to wear it around your neck.
	And even night...
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	And of course, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
	We are witnessing Russian companies pushing their workers to vaccinate.
	And we're doing our best to talk friends and family out of getting those.
	Anyway, I thought I'd contribute since I'm getting a lot of value from your show.
	Now I don't have to feel like a douchebag.
	Very good.
	For some time.
	He needs a dedouching.
	Now if I may pick this up here, just so you understand, when we play jingles, these are existing jingles.
	There's literally no time for you to send me links to MP3s and time codes to cut out a jingle for you.
	Yeah, no, that's not going to happen, and it's discouraged.
	It is discouraged.
	Now, he still asked for four, so we've got a whole load.
	Pull up your pants, the wheeze, and come on, man.
	You've got to see the juice.
	See the juice.
	Oh, he has juice, too?
	I missed the juice.
	It's in there.
	Right after the Fauci wheeze, he says, can you see the juice?
	Okay, let me add the juice.
	We got the juice.
	Alright, we've got the juice added.
	And then he says, I'd like for the knighthood, that represents this $1,000 donation, to go to our cat.
	This is new.
	The cat that had to suffer through the long journey to Russia with us.
	Please knight him Sir Yuri Meowsalot, destroyer of furniture.
	Well, this is new.
	This is novel.
	Yeah, I think it's a good thing.
	Now, that's something we encourage.
	All pets should have a title.
	Yeah.
	He says he wants to be anonymous, which we did.
	Thanks in advance.
	Stay warm.
	Well, he's in Russia, so he could say that.
	That's right.
	Just think if your dog's name is Duke.
	The question, I think, why did someone go from Holland to Russia to work?
	Did they get a job there?
	It's all a mystery, and he's got a cat.
	Well, I think he may be from Russia originally.
	That's my thinking.
	He went back to the motherland to stay safe.
	Oh, okay.
	As the Netherlands is still on the curfew.
	Oh, so he's rubbing it in.
	Okay, I get it.
	Is on the curfew, and the curfew will end two days before the election.
	But, of course, mail-in voting is now encouraged.
	Here's your jingles.
	I'm going to give you the whole load today.
	Oh!
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	Pull up your pants, take off the bra, and be a man!
	Come on, man!
	I get it.
	You've got karma.
	Once I played him, I kind of liked it.
	Yeah, you lost the juice, though.
	I played the juice.
	Oh, I thought it was going to come after Fauci.
	Never mind.
	I played it right after Fauci.
	After Brolf.
	I did.
	Play back the tape.
	Here we go with Kyle Parker coming up on the list.
	He's at $333.33, and he says, in the morning, please add my smoking hot wife, Janet, myself, to the birthday list.
	We got you on there, I think.
	Yeah, we do.
	It's her 20-something, say, and my 35th, also our fifth wedding anniversary.
	It's the power of threes.
	Very nice.
	General purpose R2-D2 karma, please, and keep up the great work.
	They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
	You've got...
	...karma.
	Dominic.
	Dominic Korchak.
	That's 333.33.
	Another one.
	People love that one.
	I donate on the occasion of my son Daniel's third birthday, March 3rd.
	May he grow strong, successful, and happy with a mind to recognize truth.
	Jingles.
	Biscuit on my birthday, which seems to be extremely popular today.
	And Double R2D2 Karma, also popular.
	Double?
	What?
	I don't know if we should be doing double karma.
	Well, you just do it.
	I mean, just do the regular one and call it double.
	No, I'm gonna do it now.
	They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	I believe that was a bad thing to do.
	That was not good.
	Not so tight.
	Not our usual tightness.
	Not that, but I think it should be discouraged.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	Today is discouragement day.
	It is.
	Stop it, people.
	Whatever you're doing.
	Sir Christopher Kessler, Baron Sir Christopher Kessler in Marshfield, Wisconsin.
	33333.
	I wish a happy birthday to my beautiful wife, Diane.
	Who turns 50 on March 3rd.
	No jingles, no karma.
	You got it.
	Yeah, she's on the list.
	She is on the list.
	Now we have a note.
	I got it here.
	What is this?
	K.A. from Allen, Texas, 333.
	You have the note.
	It's a little long.
	It is?
	It's very long.
	In the morning, Adam and John, first, thank you for all that you do.
	I was hit in the mouth about two years ago from one of my best friends and soon-to-be-night, Chris Rivera.
	I'm hitting other people in the mouth all the time.
	I donated once before, but it is now time that I up my financial contribution as the value I receive from the show far exceeds my contribution.
	My note is twofold.
	First, an awareness message and then a special call-out.
	Due to the scandemic live conferences and events that have been cancelled, leaving about 90% of its 10 million event professionals out of work since March 2020.
	Yeah, this is a big deal.
	Same here in Austin.
	South by Southwest is virtual this year.
	years people are going to be very broke no one is really talking about this though really a shame when you think of the massive impacts the industry has it contributes trillions to the u.s economy drives and supports entrepreneurship innovation ingenuity and job creation it employs millions of union workers entertainers designers fabricators stagehands and independent contractors and it fosters communities and marketplaces that enable small businesses to become big businesses
	We are finally starting to see some signs of life in the industry, but all the new normal BS will be likely required for workers and attendees.
	Face diapers, mandatory testing, and the jab.
	I can only hope that people will reject these blatant intrusions on medical privacy and forced medical procedures.
	John and Adam, you've spent many years participating in conferences like CES, so I would be interested to know your thoughts and use the NA community to spread awareness about one of the hardest hit and largely overlooked industries in the world right now.
	Well, I think our view of that is very clear.
	It's a travesty.
	Go look at Vegas if you want to see some bad stuff too.
	Two, as one of the lucky ones who is still working in the industry, what are you doing special?
	Let us know.
	I want to recognize my boss who has been one of the few people who have maintained a level head and sense of reason during all of this.
	Twelve years ago, he offered me a career that I quickly fell in love with.
	Together with our talented teams, we have traveled to the corners of the earth supporting live events from Russia to Malaysia to Norway to Amsterdam to all over Latin America.
	Special mention to Cozacolas, Cozacolacolcos, somewhere in Mexico, where they serve week-old leftover chicken for breakfast.
	Can you read this last paragraph so I get the jingles lined up?
	Oh.
	You can pick it up in any ways.
	I could not have survived and thrived this last year without him.
	Last summer I hit him in the mouth and no agenda and mofax and been keeping both of our amygdalas in check.
	Today I want to call him out though as a douchebag while also wishing him a happy 60th birthday.
	Well that's bittersweet.
	Thanks for being part friend, part boss, part shrink, part mentor and for being the rock that helps me hold it together as we navigate this shit show.
	Okay, I have it now.
	I can say what the jingles are as you line them up.
	Okay.
	And she also says, please add JRJ to the birthday list.
	I hope he's on there because I mentioned it to Eric, so we'll just assume this.
	I believe so.
	I think so.
	So the jingles he's looking for, or she, K-A, Uh, jobs karma for everyone, which is easy enough.
	China is asshole.
	Shut up, slave.
	That's true.
	And then she, or he, K-A, wants the noodle gun.
	Okay, here we go.
	China is asshole.
	Shut up, slave.
	That's true.
	I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
	I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Ryan Hollett's next from Cloverdale, Virginia, 333.
	ITM, please dedouche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	It was hit in the mouth by Sir Eric the Grease Monkey, Night of Sunset Ridge, back in September.
	I began listening with episode 1281 and haven't missed the show since.
	Your deconstruction of the M5N has shrunk my amygdala so much that I can no longer watch the nightly news without getting disgusted with the misinformation and bias.
	We win again.
	All right.
	I've tried to return the favor and hit my family and co-workers in the mouth only to be told, quote, those guys are conspiracy theorists.
	Wow.
	I work as a route driver for a uniform rent-a-service, and I am asked every day how many masks have you sold.
	I used to try to argue the efficacy of said masks, only to end up laughing inside at the logic that my company continues to spew.
	Anyways, thank you for your courage, entertainment, and for enlightening me these past five months with the best podcasts in the universe, Just health karma for my six-year-old daughter who has a hypoplastic left heart syndrome, which doesn't sound good, and we'll play this.
	Maybe that'll help.
	Yes, and before we do that...
	The proper answer, if your friends, family, co-workers say, those guys are conspiracy theorists, all you have to say is, I'm sorry, you misunderstood.
	They are conspiracy therapists, and they welcome you for a free three-hour consultation.
	You've got karma.
	Katie's next.
	Katie Butler in Cascade, Idaho.
	333.
	You'd think Idaho would have been one of those states like South Dakota, but no.
	Not really.
	In the morning, Jance, my smoking hot wife punched me in the mouth.
	Well, I'm sorry, it's Kane Butler, not Katie.
	Kane Butler and his smoking hot wife punched him in the mouth after hearing Adam on JRE. Morgan Donation.
	And we have since been hooked, hooked, I tell you on No Agenda and MoFax, as a matter of fact.
	Nice.
	The family that No Agenda's together does stay together.
	She's turning 30 on Monday and sees no better way to celebrate than by donating to the best podcast in the universe.
	We are millennials who disconnected from social media and passed on the Marxist Kool-Aid.
	We left our careers to focus on self-sufficiency and being around to raise a family.
	Can we please get a...
	Don't trust China.
	Don't...
	Oh, don't trust China.
	Yes, and I'm happy to hear this.
	These are the millennials, the winning millennials.
	These are the future.
	I've totally righted the ship on this.
	Go, millennials!
	Donald Trump, don't trust China!
	China is asshole!
	There you go.
	And the birthday's on the list.
	Amanda Zalewski in Wausau, Wisconsin.
	She's the first associate executive producer on this pretty long list, so we'll be going a little long today.
	$250.
	I've been listening to this show for a few years, but this is my first donating.
	Please de-douche me.
	You got it.
	You've been de-douched.
	Thank you for helping to keep me sane during all the craziness going on in the world.
	No jingles, but I could use some karma.
	Thank you.
	You bet.
	We'll throw in a goat.
	You've got karma.
	Jennifer Kirchner, who I have no note from.
	No, I think we do.
	We do?
	Yes.
	Wait a minute.
	John Adams?
	No, this could be it.
	I have it.
	You got it?
	Yeah.
	She actually sent in a card.
	She did.
	And an accompanying note, although it should be on the list of there.
	And there's a note on the card, but I think she wanted this read.
	Thank you for the time, effort, and enthusiasm you bring to no agenda.
	Thank you.
	My husband and I look forward to every episode.
	Maybe if Bo Jiden forgave student loans, we'll be able to gift more.
	There's an angle.
	Please put this toward my husband Barnaby Magruder's knighthood.
	Okay, you do the math on that please.
	He's been listening for years and he needs a win.
	Only request, China is asshole.
	Is this like the random number day?
	I guess.
	And baby making karma, love and light, Jen K of Paul's Bow, Washington.
	I think we have to put the spell on her.
	We are the baby kingmakers, you know.
	We can make this happen.
	If we both focus on this baby-making karma.
	Are you ready?
	Ready to poke first to China.
	China is an asshole!
	Okay, ready?
	Here we go.
	Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
	You've got karma.
	Baby!
	The kid's name will be, first name?
	John.
	John Adam K. John.
	Jack.
	Jack for short.
	It could go either way because you have John Adam or Adam John.
	It would be John Adams J-A. But A-J, which is Adam John, is a good nickname.
	Good nickname.
	Could be a boy or a girl.
	A-J. A-J. A-J. How you doing?
	Here's A-J. How'd you get your name?
	Sir Pete is next on the list.
	He's not arguing about his name so much.
	Two, three, four, five, six.
	And he's in Amsterdam.
	He is.
	Pate Snakes.
	Mm-hmm.
	SirPaid here.
	It's a value for value from the Protectorate of North Holland and Friesland.
	Please pass down some TPP Jobs Karma to producers that need it.
	It seems like my previous Jobs Karma request paid off.
	For the entrepreneurial producers, check out Adam's Podcasting 2.0 project.
	It sparks very, very interesting ideas about exchanging value between people.
	I think it's akin to the impact of the software subscription revolution today.
	Combined with the crowdfunding sentiment packaged in a new way of looking at currency.
	Apart from that, thanks John and Adam for the edutainment, not just for the raw information, but also the ideas you lively, your lively conversation sparks LGY. Yay!
	Sir Pate, thank you so much.
	Podcastindex.org if you want to find out more.
	We really appreciate your note and your support, Sir Pate.
	Absolutely.
	Good job.
	You've got karma.
	Noah Bratzel in Invergrove, Minnesota, 22976.
	Attaching this leap day donation to answer the question posed on the last show about how leap day babies like myself celebrate.
	The answer is they wait.
	Those that don't are committing leapicide and should be condemned.
	Please give those fall celebrators a douchebag fallout from me.
	Douchebag!
	It might have meant call-out, but today is in fact the day before Leap Day.
	Jacob, next on the list, Jacob Schlachter in Fairview, Texas, 22787.
	Another annual subscription at the rate of my birthday.
	Jobs, karma, please, and another year of no agenda.
	Thanks.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yay!
	Only four left or we're done.
	Eric Sank Major in Fort Gratiot.
	Okay, I guess.
	212 in Michigan.
	Probably a member of the Michigan troop.
	More than likely.
	From Fort Bashitt, Michigan.
	Sink major from Fort Bashitt, Michigan.
	Even though it spells grass shit.
	212 is my boiling hot wife.
	Middle daughter.
	Wait.
	212 is for my boiling hot wife.
	Dash.
	Middle daughter just got released from 10 days.
	Solitary in college.
	COVID. Jail.
	No symptoms.
	None.
	She's as careful as anybody.
	Masks, distancing group sizes, washing hands, scolding parents, and that's what makes me angry.
	I assume most of us will be exposed, but there's absolutely no discussion on how to stay healthy and proper.
	Only hide, hide, hide.
	Vax mask, hide, hide, mask.
	It could have been vitamin C, D, zinc, exercise, sleep, hygiene.
	No!
	No?
	Well, this is one of our main complaints.
	It shows you how this is a biosecurity state.
	They don't give you any information.
	Yeah, and you don't know what to do that you can do better.
	And she got locked down for nothing.
	I think the whole thing was a scam.
	Anyway, he would like some jobs karma for my handyman gig, MILF, and a shut up at science...
	And he follows with peace.
	That's one mother I'd like to.
	Shut up already!
	It's science!
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Paul Schrinel in Uniontown, Pennsylvania came in with no note, but he did contribute $200.33, and we'll read his note when it comes in at some later date.
	Daniel Williams, Danielle Williams in Mount Shasta, California.
	Beautiful area.
	$200.33.
	Great State of Jefferson meetup, she says.
	There is a great...
	I'm sure there is.
	Yeah, we got a number of reports today, yeah.
	Jefferson, yeah.
	Oh, she's saying it was a great meetup.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Thank you, Anonymous, for the food and drinks.
	And Jingles Little Girl Yay and Ya-Ya, I guess.
	Yay!
	That's it.
	Little Girl Ya.
	Little Girl Ya.
	Done.
	Little Girl Ya.
	Elizabeth LaFortune in New Browns Fells, Texas.
	And no, I won't go into a discussion.
	$200.
	A big birthday shout-out for my smoking hot husband, Knight Macanudo de La Paz, residing in New Browns Fells, Texas.
	Today, Sunday the 28th, brings him into the Medicare years.
	His love and generosity brought me on board as Dame Sparkler.
	Ah, Dame Sparkler.
	Without your humor, wit, and dissection of the bullshit, fake news, we would have gone bunkers.
	Your podcast has been a lifeboat for us during the coronavirus and the theft of our election.
	Thank you for the time and passion you give us.
	Any birthday jingle would be awesome.
	Dame Spuckler.
	Mac and cheese is my idea of a perfect birthday cake.
	I'm going to give you a karma along with that.
	You've got karma.
	Mac and cheese birthday cake.
	And that is our group of executive and associate executive producers for show 1325.
	1325, last day of February.
	And thank you to our executive and associate executive producers.
	You did it.
	You sent something that was meaningful to you, and it...
	Welcome to my show!
	And we'll give you the opportunity to do that on the next show as well, which will be Thursday.
	To do that, consider visiting our website.
	And thank you again for your time, your talent, and your treasure in producing the best podcast in the universe!
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Shut up, flame.
	Shut up, flame.
	I wanted to bring something up.
	Um...
	We always joke about our exit strategy, but I think there's one that may actually work for us.
	A real exit strategy.
	Are you ready for it?
	I'm all ears.
	This is the hot thing.
	It's so hot, all the kids are doing it.
	Even the NBA is doing it.
	Have you heard of NFTs?
	Lucky Strike means fine tobacco?
	No, no, no.
	NFT stands for non-fungible token.
	And this is...
	It's being used with digital media, either a piece of art or a piece of video.
	And this one image is marked and registered on a blockchain, which is finite.
	So no extra tokens can be included.
	And I'll give you the example of the NBA. The NBA, it's like trading cards.
	And there's only one of each, and your ownership of it is proven on the blockchain.
	And these things are going for millions of dollars.
	It's the ultimate collectible.
	It is digital.
	You don't have to send anything.
	And people pay you in cryptocurrency to have ownership of these tokens, of these digital assets.
	And this thing is huge.
	I hope it's as good as my one square inch of the moon that I own.
	It's very similar to that.
	What the NBA is doing, so you can buy them, but then you can also trade them.
	And so the value goes up, and as people are trading these digital assets, the NBA is making money off of the trading.
	And so I was thinking, what could we possibly do?
	And I came up with the following idea.
	What if we had an NFT for the No Agenda episodes, and the initial price of each Individual item would be complete ownership of an episode.
	And episode one would go up for sale for $1.
	Episode 1325 would go up for sale for $1,325.
	Do you see the Ponzi building?
	Well, there's no Ponzi.
	Ponzi implies that you're shoveling what you make back into the deal.
	No, we're not.
	We're just taking it.
	Yeah.
	These things are crazy hot.
	Wasn't there something we were thinking of turning into a market?
	Well, this is it.
	This is it.
	We could do jingles.
	We could do the artwork.
	We could be selling.
	By the time we're done, we'll be millionaires and we'll have nothing left.
	We'll have no ownership.
	Huh?
	Huh?
	Look them up.
	Okay.
	Let me think about how that would work.
	I'm identifying this as a huge deal.
	The NBA is doing it, so it's legal.
	Yeah.
	If the NBA's doing it, then you know everything's on the up and up.
	Yeah.
	I'm very excited about this.
	I'm very excited about this.
	Alright, well, I think we need to discuss it more.
	Meanwhile, I did, I know you've got to groan, but I do have my target this week was Biden.
	I'm not groaning at all.
	I'm very happy.
	Biden was in Texas.
	Biden was in Houston.
	He was in Houston, that's correct.
	And he came up and he just gave us a talk that was just riddled with dumb shit.
	I have only one clip from him, but maybe you're covering it already, so I'll just wait and see what happens.
	Well, yeah, if I don't get to yours.
	I mean, I'm only halfway through this speech.
	It was quite a doozy.
	Once I got to one, once I got to the six clips, you know, okay.
	And they're just short, just dumb stuff that he says.
	For example, listen to this.
	Now, this is the, and I have to explain, this is an eight-second, these are all short, except one.
	There's an eight-second clip.
	This is Biden in Houston, number one, and he's talking about behind him.
	And this has to be listened to.
	100 million COVID shots administered in my first 100 days because of the people behind me and others.
	There's nobody behind him.
	They just repurposed it.
	They repurposed it from one of his speeches where he had Fauci and Kamala and all these people behind him.
	Stop for a second.
	Before we play any more clips, this must be related to the complete exposure of him being incoherent.
	This is a part of the nuclear codes.
	We've got to tell everybody we really don't want him just having the nuclear codes all by himself, and we've got to show the world that he's incoherent.
	Well, giving him that to read about the people behind him when there's nobody behind him.
	That's mean.
	There's a crossing guard over to the left standing there.
	It's just mean.
	It's, again, elder abuse.
	Well, I think he does it to himself a lot.
	Let's go to the, this is the clip zero.
	This is his introduction to the people that were there, the local congresspeople were there, and he's saying hello to them, and he just sounds like he doesn't know what he's doing.
	Shirley Jackson Lee, Al Green, Sylvia Garcia, Lizzie Pinelli.
	Excuse me.
	Pinell.
	And what am I doing here?
	That's my favorite.
	What am I doing?
	Where am I? I'm going to lose track here.
	Mayor Turner, Judge Hidalgo, thank you all for welcoming us.
	Yeah, welcoming us.
	He just trails off sometimes, too.
	Alright, let's go.
	Here he is back.
	We're still there.
	Still in Houston.
	Now, this is clip two.
	Okie dokie.
	Clippy two.
	Because of the people behind me and others.
	No, this is...
	Oh.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's good.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	Because of the people behind me and others, America is going to be the first in the country.
	Perhaps the first in the world to get that done.
	So he says that if we all get vaccinated, we'll be the first in the country to do this.
	That's right.
	But he meant first in the world.
	He did correct himself on the fly, but this is not on the prompter.
	No.
	Now, this one here is the real gem.
	This is Biden Houston.
	This is the third clip.
	And this is the one that you listen to.
	And what's interesting about this clip, for what he's about to do, he gets a smattering of applause from the few people that are there.
	He gets a smattering of applause for saying the dumbest thing ever.
	Listen to this.
	And I'm proud to say we're halfway there.
	50 million shots.
	Actually, I was telling the congressman earlier, I carry a little card with me.
	And it lists every day the actual number of vaccines that have been administered.
	As of today, as of last night, 503,587.
	Ah!
	Every single one matters.
	In just 37 days.
	Weeks ahead of schedule.
	We're weeks ahead of schedule.
	I want to hear that again.
	I want to hear the numbers again.
	That was beautiful.
	Hold on.
	Well, wait.
	Before you do that, write down the number and let's try to figure out what this number is.
	Is it the number of votes that he actually lost the election by that he keeps in his pocket?
	I don't know.
	I mean, what is this number?
	As of today, as of last night, 503,587.
	Every single one matters.
	Oh, I know.
	In just 37 days.
	I know what it is.
	Weeks ahead of schedule.
	We're weeks ahead of schedule.
	We've killed 503,587 people weeks ahead of schedule.
	That's what he's saying.
	It's the death toll.
	Oh, that's the death list.
	Yeah.
	And we've killed them ahead of schedule.
	Seriously.
	That's what this dude is saying.
	Listen.
	And I'm proud to say we're halfway there.
	Fifteen million shots.
	We're halfway there.
	We almost killed them all.
	Actually, I was telling the congressman I carry a little card with me.
	That says, please take me to the front desk.
	And it lists every day the actual number of vaccines that have been administered.
	So he's saying the actual number of vaccines that have been administered...
	That's not the number.
	As of today, as of last night, 503,587.
	Every single one matters.
	In just 37 days.
	Weeks ahead of schedule.
	We're weeks ahead of schedule.
	Wait a minute.
	So now he's saying that they've vaccinated 500,000 people?
	That's all?
	I thought it was in the millions.
	No, he says what it was.
	We got 30 million vaccinated.
	And then he says he's got this card that has the exact number on it.
	And then he reads a card which...
	Now that you mention it is obviously the number of dead people that are attributed to COVID, you know, died with COVID, not of COVID, but that's fine.
	We already put up with it.
	So he reads that number as though it's the number of vaccine and he's so dumb that...
	He can't, you know, figure out, oh, I got the wrong number here.
	That's the number of poor, unfortunate souls who died in this country because of our mismanagement.
	He didn't say that.
	Instead, he thought there was people being vaccinated.
	He got confused, and he says, we're ahead of the game.
	And it's like, oh, my God, this guy.
	Yeah, this is not good.
	And you probably did not hear any mainstream outfit deconstruct this.
	No, there's not one.
	There's not one report of this stupidity.
	And even at the event, if you listen carefully, right after the boing, I don't know where that came from, the boing, right after that, there's a smattering of applause.
	Every single one matters.
	Yes.
	In just 37 days.
	We got them all.
	Weeks ahead of schedule.
	Weeks ahead of schedule.
	We can kill another half a million.
	Woohoo!
	Okay.
	I just have some miscellaneous Biden clips.
	There's three of them.
	They're always good.
	And they're all short.
	These are like three seconds, five seconds.
	All you want is just the best part.
	So here he is on the House bill, the bill that he wanted.
	He goes up, gives an announcement.
	By the way, he ambles up.
	This is the coronavirus package, yeah?
	As he is about to, he looks like he can barely walk, and he just ambles up and makes a comment and then ambles off very slowly.
	Well, you know why?
	Ambles off, and they're yelling at him because the reporters want to ask him something because they know they're going to get material, but it doesn't do any good.
	But this is the nub of the whole thing, I thought.
	Now the mill moves to the United States Senate, where I hope we'll receive quick action.
	Now the mill moves to the United States Senate.
	He says, now the mill.
	He very specifically says, now the mill.
	Now the mill moves to the United States Senate, where I hope we'll receive quick action.
	The mill.
	Is that a term often used for Congress?
	No.
	He meant to say the bill.
	We have linguists all over the world going, wow, this is a very interesting use of the term mills.
	This is a new political analogy.
	Oh, he meant bill.
	Okay.
	Good for you.
	You know what?
	Screw it.
	I'm just going to give you that one, man.
	When you confuse even me on that one, that was good.
	The mill is moving.
	The mill is moving.
	The mill is moving forward.
	Here he is.
	This is where he's at, Trudeau, at the meetup that they had up there.
	This is a little old.
	That little meetup?
	The meetup they had.
	They talk about the Chinese guys that were imprisoned, or the Canadians that were imprisoned in China.
	I'm starting to sound like him.
	And I just thought this was a good example.
	I don't know what Trudeau is thinking while he's watching this guy, but he's got to go, oh my God, this is not working out.
	Let me reiterate our support for the release of the detained Chinese, detained in China, two Canadians, Michael Spavor and Michael Coving.
	Coving.
	Coving, excuse me.
	Human beings are not bartering chips.
	And last on the list, I'm trying to keep this.
	I'm trying to keep these maybe on the Sunday show because I don't want the show to become just Biden.
	But I went through some old Biden material and I found this and I noticed this little gotcha where the truth wants to come out.
	I do not believe I've caught this before, but I caught it this time.
	Let me set it up some more.
	The truth wants to come out about the auto industry.
	The Obama-Biden administration reduced the auto industry, rescued the auto industry.
	Yes, you did.
	Reduced it.
	Well done.
	Well done.
	The truth does want to come out.
	Yeah, the truth does want to come out.
	Well, President Biden has signed an executive order to conduct a months-long study about our supply chains because, you know, there's no semiconductor chips.
	We have problems with batteries.
	Gee, Gee, you're going to study that or do something about it?
	We are out of chips.
	The car industry cannot produce cars because the chips they need, except for, I think, Toyota, because they've been through this.
	They're not stupid.
	They got all the supplies they needed.
	But now the U.S. car industry is at a standstill, from what I understand, because there's no more chips.
	Yeah, the chips are made in China and the Chinese are kind of, they're doing the old-fashioned union slowdown.
	I mean, the Chinese Communist Party, they know those old tricks and one of them is called a slowdown.
	Unions used to use it all the time in the 30s in particular.
	And it's just like, we're going as fast as we can.
	Production's all off.
	It's off at 50%.
	We're going as fast as we can, man.
	We're really going as fast as we can.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Exactly.
	And so on these dummies, oh no, a Union slowdown trick from, I don't know, Shinola.
	Put it that way.
	A follow-up on our Snowvid Armageddon here.
	Where we ran out of electricity and then pipes broke and we're back to 70 degrees.
	So everything's good.
	But there was a very long, I think, 14-hour session about what took place.
	And that happened, it was for Texas.
	And Sir Gene watched it all and he gave us a little report, a little write-up of what was happening since this gets down to the actual brass tacks of how this could have happened.
	Two main issues, he says, that are troubling to us as Texans.
	One is, we were told rolling blackouts, and that message didn't change for two days.
	Many more could have done what Ted Cruz did and leave the state for a week ahead of the storm if we had known more.
	That's a good point.
	Second, The Texas shut down reliable, time-proven coal plants from providing 34% of power down to 16% of power production in 2021.
	So they had just done this.
	They were replaced by wind turbines.
	Replacing power that can run 24-7 by the power that goes down by 80% in cold weather is the smoking gun, says Sir Gene.
	If we had increased nuclear, that would be one thing, but wind is not comparable.
	Natural gas is a potential, but it's more expensive, and as we discover that natural gas compressors run on the electric grid are not considered essential, so many didn't get power.
	Whoever enforced shutting down the coal plants, whether the governor or others, needs to be held accountable.
	And then Sir Gene suggests we build out Comanche Peak Nuclear Reactors 3 and 4.
	And what Austin did is we shed more power than we had to shut down our residents and the residents of Austin to help out Houston and Dallas.
	We're really kind.
	Why was that?
	Are you...
	This we don't know.
	Hold on a second.
	For people from out of the country or even out of the state of Texas, Austin...
	Austin is the capital of Texas.
	It's not like some podunk town that can cut its power.
	It's the capital of the entire state of Texas.
	So why would you give up your power for Houston or Dallas, which are secondary cities?
	And they're bigger, so they just drain you.
	It's part of the socialist regime, I guess.
	I mean, we have a very left, Democrat, liberal city management here, including the mayor and most of the city council.
	Who knows?
	I don't even think they knew what was going on.
	It's giving them way too much credit, I think.
	And while we're on the credit of knowledge of these issues, we have a new energy secretary.
	And our energy secretary's name is Jennifer Granholm.
	I thought they were still in the process of approving her, but although they're going to just approve her, never mind.
	Yeah, well, she was on NPR, and I don't know too much about these two topics.
	They're short clips, but maybe you can help me out.
	I think she really has no idea what she's talking about, but I'm careful because I may have it wrong.
	I may have it wrong.
	This is the first she's going to talk about...
	Even though she's factually incorrect about Texas not being able to connect to the so-called main grid of the United States, we were taking power from everywhere, okay?
	So stop with that nonsense.
	But there's another piece in here that annoyed me.
	And I think the country would welcome Texas being at least connected to the national grid in some way, shape or form that allows for its neighbors to help.
	You know, we could send ions across the electric grid to be able to help in cases, in situations like this.
	Ions?
	Don't send me your ions.
	Yes, of course she means electrons.
	Well, why is the energy secretary saying ions?
	Oh, that's a good point.
	Well, two things.
	If it's true that you guys actually are connecting, you've got power from everywhere, she doesn't know what she's talking about, point A, and then she uses ions instead of electrons.
	Yeah.
	Which makes no sense if you know what an ion is.
	So she is like an idiot.
	And she's always, she's going to be the head honcho.
	Great.
	Good pick.
	Good pick, Joe.
	What are we going to pick for?
	How are we going to pick her?
	Well, we got Granholm.
	You know, she used to be the governor of Michigan.
	Good, good Democrat.
	What's she doing now for a living?
	Well, she tried to be a secretary, but she can't really, she doesn't know the English language.
	And so she couldn't, she It's not working.
	Let's give her a job.
	Well, I think this clip will irk you to no end because you know about this stuff.
	If you can imagine, there's a process, for example, called carbon capture use and sequestration.
	It's a mouthful, but this is the kind of technology that people who are working right now in the fossil community could absolutely get jobs in.
	The technology is ready.
	It's right away.
	All we need is the investment and the commitment to attach this technology to natural gas, to the refineries, to coal refineries.
	We can do this right now.
	I think she's talking about coal gasification, but now she has coal refineries.
	What is this?
	Again?
	Well, first of all, she says the fossil community.
	I guess that means the retirees at the old folks home.
	What's she talking about?
	That's what she said.
	The fossil community.
	Maybe it's Ross from Friends.
	I don't know.
	The fossil fossil community.
	I have no idea.
	And this, by the way, the carbon capture has been done by the petroleum refiners in some way, shape, or form because they were looking forward to there being a trading desk.
	Right.
	And so they've already, this has been implemented by many of them.
	Or it's ready to be implemented and they can flip a switch and the next thing you know they've got plenty of carbon to trade.
	But she doesn't know what she's talking about.
	She's just completely...
	Well, she is your new Secretary of Energy.
	Well, she can't do any damage.
	You're not living in Texas.
	Who knows what she could do?
	Who knows?
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I just wanted to catch up on...
	Because we already kind of glossed over it.
	The variants.
	I do have two variants clips of the virus that is important because...
	I mean, variants, man.
	This is the shizzle.
	This is what it's all about.
	There are now signs that COVID variants are becoming dominant.
	The more infectious variant first identified in the UK now makes up one in five new cases in Florida, as that state braces for an onslaught of spring breakers.
	Braces for an onslaught of spring breakers.
	We're going to track their phones and publish it again so you can see how lame Florida is.
	Now is not the time to relax restrictions.
	This maskless celebration in Utah could be another sign of growing complacency.
	To those thinking positively, Dr.
	Hotez says, brace yourselves.
	Beware the Ides of March.
	This is going to be a very difficult period.
	Beginning of April, this is going to be a game changer.
	So, for anyone in the scientific field, or even just reporting on science, When you throw in beware of the Ides of March, what is wrong with you?
	Are you throwing superstition into it?
	Are you throwing Julius Caesar into this?
	Is someone going to get murdered by their friend?
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	What is that?
	Beware the Ides of March.
	Something's wrong with these people.
	That's CBS. And now the truth wants to come out.
	I'm just saying it.
	All these variants.
	Lab created.
	Lab reported.
	Lab bull crap.
	Tonight, an East and West Coast punch of new COVID variants.
	First, a new strain in California.
	And now a homegrown mutation is spreading in New York City.
	If it's homegrown, that means we're growing it in a Petri dish.
	Dr.
	David Ho's team at Columbia University was one of the first to detect the mutation, noting similarities to the more contagious South African and Brazilian strains.
	We don't know whether it's more transmissible, but we see it rising in prevalence within our patient population.
	Dr.
	Ho says the mutation, seen here in red, alters the spike protein, which enables the virus to dodge antibodies.
	That could result in a weaker immune response.
	That's a lie!
	I love this part!
	That's just a lie!
	Yeah, let's hear it again.
	Alters the spike protein, which enables the virus to dodge antibodies.
	That could result in a weaker immune response.
	So if you've received the vaccine, you could get reinfected?
	We don't know that for sure, but the South African study with the South African variant showed that the protection drops from 90 plus percent to about 49 percent.
	Okay, where did this report come from?
	CBS. Who was that woman that made this?
	That was CBS. CBS. CBS? CBS, yep.
	CBS Evening News.
	I don't have the name of the woman, but it was Meg Oliver was the anchor.
	Yeah.
	I know.
	This is not helpful for citizens to be hearing this.
	No, this is just all bad.
	It's bad.
	It really is quite bad.
	As you mentioned, I do have a clip we want to get out of the way.
	Since you mentioned CBS, I want to play a little about William Burns, our new CIA guy.
	And I don't believe I played this clip.
	I don't know.
	I don't think so.
	Well, maybe we did.
	Well, you know, if we play it again, it won't hurt, but I didn't cross it off.
	Yeah, hold on a second.
	I think we did play it.
	You're right, we played it.
	On the last show.
	Okay, good.
	I can cross it off for good.
	I just see it was crossed off.
	Well, because since neither of us know what it's about, should we just play it again?
	Well, it's about the fact that this guy's a lifetime...
	I'll just say that it would make me laugh about this clip.
	He's a lifetime diplomat.
	He's been the ambassador to Russia.
	He's been all these things and they put him in the CIA and they say he's one of the first outsiders.
	It's just so stupid.
	He's from outside the community.
	Biden's pick to head the CIA, William Burns, spoke to the Senate Intel Committee on Wednesday.
	He called the Chinese regime a formidable authoritarian adversary that is strengthening its ability to do several heinous things.
	Here's Burns.
	There are, however, a growing number of areas in which Xi's China is a formidable authoritarian adversary, methodically strengthening its capabilities to steal intellectual property, repress its own people, bully its neighbors, expand its global reach, and build influence in American society.
	Burns worked as a U.S. diplomat for 33 years.
	He's been an ambassador to Jordan and Russia and he's held three senior positions at the State Department.
	Now he is president of an international foreign affairs think tank.
	Senator Marco Rubio pressed Burns on it.
	This group that you partner with, you know, the China-United States Exchange Foundation, a congressionally appointed committee, a commission, in August of 2018 said that they showed a clear intent to influence policy towards China.
	In the United States.
	So given your stated concerns about Chinese soft power influence efforts, why, while you were at the helm, did Carnegie Endowment for International Peace establish a relationship with and accept funding from this group, this China-United States Exchange Foundation?
	Here's how Burns, whom the Senate's already confirmed for various roles five times now, responded.
	On the China-U.S. Exchange Foundation, this is a relationship that I inherited when I became president of Carnegie and that I ended not long after I became president, precisely for the concerns that you just described, because we were increasingly worried about the expansion of Chinese influence operations.
	Burns said if he's confirmed, four priorities will shape his approach to leading the nation's preeminent spy agency.
	Those are China, technology, people, and partnerships.
	The nominees said out-competing China is key to U.S. national security in the years ahead, and he said that will require a long-term, clear-eyed, bipartisan strategy underpinned by domestic renewal and solid intelligence.
	Burns received bipartisan support from the lawmakers on the committee.
	It seems he is set to be confirmed as the first lifelong diplomat to be the director of the CIA. Ah, yes.
	I noticed, you know, this is like the fourth time I've obviously heard this clip.
	I had to clear it, and I had to record it, and I had to produce it, and I had to play it last time, play it again.
	A fifth time.
	I realize something.
	Every time you listen, this is one thing people don't realize.
	You hear stuff you didn't hear the first time around.
	You hear stuff you didn't hear the first time, the second time, the third time, the fourth time.
	You keep hearing stuff.
	Rubio sold out to the agency.
	Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
	Because that question he asked, he had to know the answer to...
	But it needed to be a question asked.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And so it was a rehearsed question, asked for the point of answering a certain way, so to get it out of the way, because he was ahead of Carnegie for a while, and he was working, there's just a Chinese element there.
	And so, and the way he asked the question, which is very, right off of the script, he asked the question that way, and the answer was...
	Obviously, he knew to answer exactly the right way.
	I have to now think that Rubio is going to not run for president again, for one thing.
	And I think he's going to just lay back and just become one of those guys who does his job and shuts up the rest of the time.
	That's what you're going to get out of Rubio.
	Well, yeah, and he has to because we still have the annoying dancer pictures.
	It's just not going to work for him.
	Those things come back out.
	He looks like a little wimpy dancer boy.
	I'm sure there was good goods on him.
	I've always suspected he was in the Jeb Bush camp.
	That whole clique of people.
	He's kind of a suck-up Rubio.
	He's like, one of these suck-up kids.
	Well, I'm just pointing out that I think he's...
	No, he won't run.
	I think you're absolutely right.
	Ted Cruz thinks it's in the bag.
	He's doing the whole Trump thing.
	He's method acting.
	Everybody thinks he's in the bag.
	You'll find out in my next Substack column running on Tuesday.
	Dvorak.substack.com.
	Yes, that's very nice.
	How about some ISOs?
	I guess I found a couple.
	Okay.
	Let's see what you got.
	Well, I went to Sophia with an F, trying to find some material, but instead I found two ISOs from her.
	One is, what is this bullshit?
	Ooh, okay, let me see, here we go.
	What is this bullshit?
	It's bullshit, nice, yeah, yeah, yeah, very friendly.
	The other one from her I got, which is just, to me, what I thought was a gem, was, it is dope.
	It is dope.
	Ooh, yeah, I like that.
	I like that.
	She's got the, it is dope.
	Yeah, that's good.
	That's a definite, definite maybe.
	Now I got, now the rest, that's the only two I got from her, so.
	Okay, do you have any?
	I've got, what am I doing, ISO? Okay.
	And, uh, what am I doing here?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's not bad.
	Then I got a strange one I just picked off of a clip about Myanmar, which I got condemned for by Bemrose.
	Myanmar ISO. I thought you'd like that one.
	Well, hold on.
	I have this.
	Five stars, please.
	Ooh, that's not bad.
	I like that one.
	I have this one.
	Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring.
	I can't help but play that one.
	I think it's between five stars and me.
	Wait, wait.
	I've got a combo possibility.
	Okay, combos.
	Five star plus it is dope.
	Ooh, let's give that a shot.
	Five star, it is dope.
	Five stars, please.
	It is dope.
	How about the other way around?
	It is dope.
	And then five stars?
	So we could try.
	Stretching.
	It is dope.
	Five stars, please.
	They don't connect.
	Okay.
	For me, it's either it is dope or five stars.
	No?
	All right.
	Five stars, please.
	I'd go with...
	It is dope.
	I think that's...
	It is dope.
	It's good.
	I mean, that's...
	That's the reason I... One of the reasons I went to her.
	She is clear.
	Yeah.
	She's using a very neutral mic.
	Yeah.
	I don't know what it is.
	It's not all beefy.
	It's not like a Shure SM, that studio mic that a lot of people are using now.
	It's not like the Electro voice you have.
	No.
	But it's not a cheap mic.
	It's an expensive mic, and she doesn't pop her peas, and it's crystal clear.
	Well, this is probably...
	Isn't she one of those outfits that got bought by Spotify?
	No.
	No, that came out of Barstool Sports, which had lots of money to equip this game.
	I mean, she could be using a Neumann for all I know, except Neumann would be bassier.
	She's using some...
	Neumann is not appropriate for broadcast.
	It's just not appropriate.
	You get all jacked about the Neumann, but would you seriously use a Neumann for this show?
	Yeah.
	No.
	I would.
	Get out of town.
	I'm not going to do it.
	It would not sound good.
	I don't want to use a tube mic because the thing's basically a little awkward.
	It's not good for spitting and laughing.
	It's good for singing and recording in the studio.
	It's just not appropriate.
	A lot of people do voiceovers with Neumann's.
	Yeah.
	Whatever she's using is the point.
	It's a clear, not live programming.
	It's a clear mic.
	It's a clear mic.
	And I don't know why I should find out.
	Please do.
	Please do.
	We talked briefly about Naomi Wolf on the previous show.
	Didn't she advise Bill Clinton?
	Did she go that far back?
	Yes.
	I think it was Obama.
	One of those guys.
	Obama for sure, but I thought she'd...
	I don't know if she's that old, but maybe.
	Well, she's in jail.
	Oh, it's about time.
	Twitter jail, as she calls it.
	And it'll be very...
	She's such a lovely lady.
	When she smiles, she has a great smile.
	When she's doing this video, she looks pretty haggard because she's in Twitter jail.
	So, what I had reported on Twitter, where I've been reporting about threats to liberty as well as...
	The concerns I have about our entry into medical biofascism, what I reported was that in 2017, I overheard a conversation by a man who described himself to his friends at the table as an Apple employee.
	And this Apple employee, according to his own description, described at Dim Sum and Go-Go in about 2017, around winter of 2017, having been at the top-secret Apple convention where new products are rolled out.
	And he said that one of the products they had demonstrated was...
	A medical delivery device.
	He did mention vaccines, but it can be other forms of delivery that deliver nanoparticles into the human body to bring medicine, to have medical benefits.
	But he also used the phrase time travel, that this technology allowed...
	Time travel.
	I was very, you know, surprised and skeptical, of course, but I accurately reported that conversation.
	So Twitter has jailed me.
	So what I want to tell you is that this technology has now been abundantly documented.
	It's not literal time travel.
	I'll get to that.
	But I am in jail for accurately reporting a conversation that I overheard From a putative Apple employee describing a technology that has now been abundantly, three years later, reported on in digital technology news with a lot of excitement.
	Do you think she'll get a clue pretty soon as to what's really going on?
	She understands that trying to combat this with reason is futile?
	Will she catch on?
	Is she the one that wrote the shock books?
	Or was that Klein?
	Two beads in a pod.
	I don't know.
	Well, when you say get a clue, what do you mean get a clue about the fact that she's been kicked off of Twitter because she's kind of acting like a crackpot?
	Well, what she's doing is she's trying to say, well, this is unreasonable.
	I mean, she's still in that mode.
	Like, this has been reported widely.
	It's unreasonable.
	Just five steps of grief or whatever it is.
	She's in denial.
	First step, she's in denial.
	Denial is first or second step?
	I don't know.
	One of the two.
	She's in limbo.
	But I saw a tweet from...
	Who was Callie's husband?
	Remember him?
	Callie.
	Callie Lewis.
	Neil.
	Oh, John.
	Neil.
	No, Neil.
	Neil, the original husband.
	Yeah, two husbands ago.
	Neil.
	Now, Neil listens to the show.
	Yes, he does.
	He used to do some art once in a while.
	I still consider him to be a friend.
	Yeah, he's a nice guy.
	We worked together a long time.
	So when he said, I'm done!
	Screw Bill Maher!
	This guy's an a-hole!
	I knew it had to be something fun.
	And yes, indeed.
	I only pulled two minutes from it.
	It's a six-minute rant is one of his new rules.
	But yeah, I can understand.
	And finally, new rule.
	Liberals need a stand-your-ground law for cancel culture.
	So that when the woke mob comes after you for some ridiculous offense, you'll stand your ground.
	Stop apologizing.
	Because I can't keep up anymore with who's on the shit list.
	Now, lately, Republicans have been trying to appropriate the term cancel culture to describe what happens to them when they get a just comeuppance Republicans have been trying to appropriate the term cancel culture to describe what
	And this muddying the water is unfortunate because cancel culture is real, it's insane, and it's growing exponentially, and it's coming to a neighborhood near you.
	If you think it's just for celebrities, no.
	In an era where everyone is online, everyone is a public figure.
	It's like we're all trapped in the hills have eyes and Wi-Fi.
	Take Mr.
	Emanuel Cafferty.
	He is, was, a San Diego gas and electric worker, but he got fired because someone reported him making a white supremacist hand gesture outside the window of his truck.
	But he's not a white supremacist.
	He's Latino.
	And he wasn't making a hand gesture.
	He was probably just flicking a booger.
	Is this really who we want to become?
	A society of phony, clenched asshole avatars, walking on eggshells, always looking over your shoulder about getting ratted out for something that actually has nothing to do with your character or morals?
	Think about everything you've ever texted, emailed, searched for, tweeted, blogged, or said in passing, or now even just witnessed.
	Someone had a Confederate flag in their dorm room in 1990 and you didn't do anything?
	You laughed at a Woody Allen movie?
	Andy Warhol was wrong.
	In the future, everyone will not experience 15 minutes of fame, but 15 minutes of shame.
	Sounds like someone's worried about what he might have said or tweeted or done in the past.
	Oh, good point.
	You know?
	I was wondering where this was going.
	And he is that kind of guy.
	His whole format as a media personality is to, when it's really at the peak, he goes completely opposite that, like he did with 9-11 and calling the terrorists brave because they were not cowards.
	They crashed themselves into buildings.
	And that got him cancelled.
	Yeah, he was on ABC at the time.
	Mm-hmm.
	The show is called Politically Incorrect, which was kind of a supposedly a mockery of the idea of PC culture, even though he was a Democrat and kind of was in on it.
	So it was a kind of a meta joke.
	Yeah.
	Maybe he probably has plenty of skeletons in the closet.
	He's a comedian, for one thing, and those guys are all douchebags.
	And they'll admit it.
	It's not like I would say anything.
	I wouldn't call a comedian a douchebag to his or her face, but they all know it.
	Certainly not if they've got a Netflix special coming up, because you'll be grass.
	That would get more listeners.
	You caught this...
	Well, good point.
	I think you nailed something.
	Put it in the Red Book.
	That's not Red Book worthy.
	He's going to get cancelled.
	He should.
	You brought up the Chinese purchase of British schools?
	Yes, and you have the Farage clips?
	No, I don't.
	I do have a scandal regarding that that no one is talking about.
	I'm all ears.
	At least 49 British universities, our producer sent us this, of course, have let students over the past five years, including from China, India, Russia, and Nigeria, pay their school dues in cash banknotes.
	Which financial crime specialist said, this is probably money laundering you're participating in.
	It's a scandal.
	Well, that's interesting.
	Yeah, up to 52 million pounds was taken in just of these kids paying cash for their tuition.
	So the way the money laundering would work...
	You're a Chinese buyer of the school.
	You now own the school.
	Yeah, you're giving your money back to yourself.
	And you push the money through, and then you give it back to yourself out the back door, minus having to actually run the school, but you can do that with the rest of the money that comes in.
	Yeah, it's perfect.
	It's a great...
	If the Chinese...
	I can see it as a money laundering scheme.
	Well, it's all over the UK press.
	I mean, the intelligent press, like, you know, the Times...
	I'm sure the Daily Mail...
	Oh, here's the Daily Mail.
	What does the Daily Mail say about it?
	Daily Mail says, universities are accused of aiding money launderers after letting students from high-risk countries pay 52 million pounds in fees in cash in move branded as a welcome mat for kleptocrats.
	Excellent.
	Excellent.
	Yep.
	I have only two clips left for the show.
	Oh, my goodness.
	So maybe it's a break time because we're kind of running low on time?
	I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	When you use Biden clips that are eight seconds long, you plow through clips.
	You do.
	Yes, true.
	There's another eight-second clip.
	But we do have a few people to thank for show 1225.
	13.25.
	I've been stuck on 12.
	I said it twice already today.
	I don't know why.
	I don't know.
	What's going on?
	Nicholas Miller in Tucker, Georgia.
	$150 starts us off.
	Selena Smita in Beaver, Pennsylvania.
	$100.
	Brian Trahan.
	$100.
	Brian Gill in Kirkland, Washington.
	Cusco.
	$100.
	$100.
	Loretta Vandenberg, 8008, in Provençal, Louisiana.
	I'm sorry.
	Provençal.
	Something else.
	She has an F cancer need and a dedouching.
	Well, dedouching and...
	You've been dedouching.
	We can always do an F cancer.
	We need Loretta around.
	Karma.
	Everybody could use a little bit of that.
	Duke of Luna, Sir Kevin A. McLaughlin in Lucas, North Carolina, 8008.
	Gary Blatt in Wayne, Pennsylvania, 77.77.
	John and Kim Watson in Aurora, Colorado, 77.
	She actually wrote a note in, I think.
	I don't know if it's the Watsons that sent this.
	It's Dame Knight.
	She writes notes once in a while.
	She writes notes on Tinkerbell notepads.
	Yes.
	She says, don't read on air.
	No, then why was it even mentioned?
	Okay, let's go back to Sir Rick is next on the list in Arlington, Washington, 6996.
	Joseph Dante in Smyrna, Georgia, 6006.
	Oh, I remember that note coming in that said, don't read on the air.
	And Jay says, should I scan it in and send it around?
	I said, yeah.
	Joseph Dante in Smyrna, Georgia.
	I got a happy birthday.
	Yeah, and he says, my brother Jason Dante, he and Chuck S. are both douchebags.
	Douchebag!
	There you go.
	Sounds like two douchebags were needed.
	Oh.
	Douchebag!
	Correct, you were.
	Just make sure it evens out.
	Yes.
	Sir B. Boop.
	Night of the Frozen Tundra.
	Five, six, seven, eight.
	Uh...
	Elspec in Ackmar, Netherlands.
	Elspec?
	Elspec.
	Now, you know the Dutch names were changed when Napoleon took over and everyone went down and said, hey, let's just make up some funny, phony last names.
	And that's why you have people named Janssen, because it's Jansson.
	You have people called Carpenter.
	The Norwegian countries, still to this day, they do that in Iceland.
	They use Jansson.
	Right.
	But this is one that means bacon.
	Else Bacon from Alkmaar.
	And it's a birthday donation for her vaping hot husband, Albert Nyehouse, who turns 56 on March 1st.
	Me and my 8-year-old homeschooled human resource are no longer willing to share our lives with a douchebag, so please de-douche him!
	You've been de-douched.
	Hopefully this will stop our human resource from yelling out douchebag all day.
	What is your child's name?
	Hello, child.
	Oops, hello.
	Say it with us now.
	Uncle John, Uncle Adam think it's funny.
	Douchebag.
	Douchebag.
	Douchebag, chick.
	Say it anywhere you want.
	Douchebag.
	How would you say it with a Holland accent?
	What a douchebag, zeg.
	Douchebag.
	At the Dunkin' Donuts.
	56 comes from L's.
	Deb Carter in Waukesha, Washington, 55-55.
	Dame Swagger Prance of the Orange Curtain in Fullerton, California, 55-10.
	Peter Chong, 55-10 from Lakewood, Washington.
	Janice, this is Sir Dame.
	Funny we get the thing.
	Sir Dame.
	Or Sir Knight, I'm sorry.
	Dame Knight.
	Let's get it.
	I'll get it eventually.
	You'll get it.
	Dame Knight in Edmonds, Washington, 5304.
	Anita Van Hulten in Rotterdam, 53.
	Thanks for all the good work we do.
	Marcus Couch, 5050, from Alice...
	Aliso Viejo.
	Aliso Viejo.
	That's California.
	I got most of those names pronounced right.
	And the following people are $50 donors.
	Very shortlisted.
	Shortest in probably a year.
	Aaron Boyles in Charleston, South Carolina.
	Benjamin Hayward.
	It's a birthday there.
	Benjamin Hayward in Tuleta, Texas.
	Never heard of it.
	Needs a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	Dale Fitch in Hendersonville, North Carolina.
	Robert McClellan in Knoxville, Tennessee.
	And I got a 33rd birthday, and that's nice, $50.
	And last but not least, Sir Richard Gardner in Chicago, $50.
	I want to thank these people for making this show possible.
	And thanks to everyone who came in under 50.
	I see you $49.99.
	That's for anonymity.
	We will never read anything under the 50 unless something really special happens.
	But this is also where you can support us with your sustaining donations.
	We have many different programs you can find at dvorak.org slash NA. Whatever you do.
	When considering a value-for-value donation, just make it valuable to you.
	Make it meaningful to you.
	That's all we ask for.
	And thank you for producing episode 1325 of the best podcast in the universe!
	Dvorak.org slash NA Might as well hit everyone up with a jobs karma just in case.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	And as we round out February, we have quite a birthday list.
	Let's get to it.
	Robert McCallan turned 33 on the 7th.
	I guess we're a little bit belated on that.
	Elizabeth LaFortune, happy birthday to her smoking hot husband.
	Knight Macanudo de La Paz celebrates today.
	Joseph Dante, happy birthday to his brother Jason Dante.
	Celebrating today the 28th.
	Marcus Couch, hey Marcus!
	Woo!
	50 years today!
	Say hi to Abram for us.
	Dame Anne of Greycock, happy birthday to her daughter Lexi, celebrates tomorrow.
	There you go.
	There's our no-leap aside here.
	Anita von Hilton, her friend Katinka, turns 53 on the 29th, so not really tomorrow, but there you have it.
	Cain Butler, happy birthday to her smoking hot wife, who will be 30 on the 29th.
	El Speck, her vaping hot husband, Aldrich Nyhouse, 56 on March 1st.
	Erin Boyles celebrates the birthday of her wonderful husband and Knight Daniel on the 1st.
	He'll be turning 40.
	Dame Swagger Prance, happy birthday with smoking hot husband Stephen on the 2nd.
	Kyle Parker says happy birthday to his smoking hot wife, Janet.
	She'll be celebrating on the 3rd, as does Kyle himself.
	And Sir Christopher Kessler congratulates 50 years for his beautiful wife, Diane, on the 3rd.
	Dominique Karachik will be celebrating and K.A. in Allen, Texas.
	Happy birthday to her boss, RJ. RJ turning 60 and winding up the list, Jacob Schlachter.
	Happy birthday from everybody here at the Best Podcast Day in the Universe.
	Man, that was a long one.
	That was a lot of birthdays.
	It was a record breaker because of the 29th.
	There was three or four of them in there.
	Leap aside.
	Leap aside.
	Hey, we have two nightings.
	One is a cat.
	It's a first and we like it.
	That's always something interesting.
	I got a little feline blade.
	What do you got?
	Let me get the dog out of here first.
	Okay.
	Here's the blade.
	Up on the podium, Anonymous' Kat Urie and Craig Kohler.
	Feline and gentlemen, you both have achieved the status of Knight of the Noah...
	Or Dame, I guess, of the Noah...
	No, Knight of the Noah General Roundtable, thanks to the support of the show and $1,000 or more.
	Very pleased to pronounce the K-V for the very first time an animal.
	Sir Yuri, meows a lot, destroyer of furniture, as well as Craig Kohler, who becomes Sir 8-Bit Ben.
	For you, we've got hookers and blow if you want them.
	Rent boys, chardonnay.
	We've got ginger ale and gerbils, reubeness women and rosé, geishas and sake.
	Breast milk and pablum, maybe.
	Or just some mutton and mead.
	Maybe the cat will like it.
	Go over to noagenonadation.com slash rings.
	Eric the Show will make sure that you get your ring and your ceiling wax and your certificate out as soon as possible.
	And thank you for supporting the No Agenda Show, the best podcast in the universe.
	No Agenda Meetups!
	Well, as people are coming out of lockdown or it seems that restrictions are less restricted, we have had a record number of meetups.
	And we have one, two, three, four, five, what, five?
	Five meetup reports.
	We first go to Brisbane!
	We had a meetup in Brisbane.
	It's pronounced Brisbane, DK. Hey, it's JD the Spook here at the No Agenda Meetup.
	Shots in the Arm at the Moreton Bay Trailer Boat Club in Manly.
	Yeah, shout out to everybody that made it.
	And those that didn't come, we'll have another one quite soon.
	Eponymous here.
	Great group of people in the morning.
	Sir Jake the IT Bogan.
	It was good fun.
	Everyone loves it.
	Hey, it's Chris.
	Bring back second half of the show.
	Good point.
	Oh, you want to say something!
	Hey, it's Douchebag Matt here.
	Stay safe, John.
	And this is Secret Agent Paul who's going to have to piece it all together.
	I love that Secret Agent Paul jingle at the beginning.
	Shots in the arm.
	We could use a full one of that.
	Secret Agent Paul is probably the spook.
	Just throw it in your face.
	By saying he's the spook, some jock.
	But you know Secret Agent Paul.
	He's been doing the great jingles for us forever.
	That's why this one, I'm sure he did.
	It's actually him and not the bathroom.
	Yeah.
	Charlotte, North Carolina, come on in.
	So it's Bill Cameron at Triple C Brewing in Charlotte, North Carolina.
	The biggest turnout that we've had so far.
	I'll pass it on.
	Sir Tactician from the Fresh Coast, thank you for your courage.
	Hey, this is Rick Foster, Kellyanne Conway, still a money shot.
	Oh wow, this is Deuce Bag Slave Joshua, first meeting, thank you.
	This is Sir Boiled Peanut, we're keeping this short.
	This is Al J getting the whole load.
	This is Ben in the morning.
	In the morning, this is Sir Cycle Path.
	Brian Webster here, here's my smoking hot wife.
	Oh, that's me, Holly Webster.
	Melissa.
	Al Sharpton.
	Respect, we must.
	In the morning, Jackie Richards.
	In the morning, Monica.
	In the morning, this is Sir Kevin Dills, the Earl of North Carolina.
	In the morning.
	In the morning, this is Sir Euchre.
	I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind!
	In the morning, this is Bill Boda, North Carolina representing.
	In the morning!
	Man, that was a big meet-up.
	That was fantastic.
	From the biggest to the smallest, a DC mini-meet-up.
	Hey there, guys.
	This is Sir Chris Abraham doing a pop-up Small batch.
	Meet up here at Boru Ramen.
	And I'm Sir Chris.
	This is...
	DC Girl.
	And we just want to report to you that we're keeping the dream alive.
	In the morning.
	In the morning.
	Southeast Wisconsin on deck.
	Live from the Super Spreader Task Force Rally at Southeast Wisconsin Edition, Saturday, February 27th.
	Brian from, it's pronounced, Waukesha, John.
	Lee in Green Bay.
	Frank in Milwaukee.
	Also known as The Good Place.
	It's Rex from Green Bay.
	Hey John, Wisconsin ends up, is open, and Lee is still a douchebag.
	Hey, Laura from Green Bay.
	Gary from Brown Deer.
	Producer Sick from obscure Dutch settlement in mid-Wisconsin in the morning.
	It's Fifi from Green Bay.
	Tim Kaiser in the morning.
	Jason Kaiser from Green Bay in the morning.
	Alicia Kaiser, Green Bay.
	Helga, I'm not going to call myself a douchebag, but I might still be a douchebag in the morning.
	Stay safe, John.
	Hey, and it's Brian from Aurora.
	You guys can make your way up here in the morning.
	Do you want to do a hello?
	No, I'm good.
	Thank you.
	Oh, gosh.
	Another good one.
	The final one.
	The Three Mile Island No Agenda Meetup.
	In the morning, John and Adam from Crosswater here in the lovely shadow of the Three Mile Island Cooling Towers.
	This is the Three Mile Island No Agenda Meetup.
	This is Sir737 handing the microphone around.
	Hi, this is Mrs.
	Sir737 and I am tapped out.
	Hi, Adam and John.
	This is John Mahala having a lovely time here at the meetup.
	This is Chris.
	China didn't kill itself.
	Epstein is asshole.
	This is Steve.
	In the morning.
	I think that sounds pretty good.
	Ah, excellent.
	These meetups, people love them.
	They love them because they get to meet people who will kind of be thinking the same or at least won't be triggered by what you might have on your mind, but also from all walks of life.
	Dude named, dudes named Ben with airline pilots, airline pilots with truck drivers, truck drivers with ham radio operators, teachers, you name it.
	It's all there.
	Doctors, first responders, police, fire.
	You can learn something about your fellow man by going to one of these And we have a couple on deck for Thursday, March 4th.
	That will be the Montgomery, Texas Fans of Globalism and Subjugation, which is not sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon, 6 o'clock at B-52 Brewery.
	And where will that be?
	Montgomery, Texas.
	Brand new to the list, March 6th on Saturday, Flight 013 of the No Agenda protesting the gruesome.
	And that's at 3.33 p.m.
	at Brewery X in Anaheim.
	Update to the Saturday Big Island protest against not having fun.
	That'll be in Hawaii.
	It's noon Hawaii time on Penalu's Black Sand Beach.
	Ask for Sir Humperdinck Superdank.
	I'm sure he will help out.
	Coming up, what we have in March, let's see.
	We've got March 7th.
	That'll be the Philly area.
	11th, Denver Shapeshifting Meetup.
	The 12th, Tacoma, Washington.
	The 13th in San Diego, Chicagoland.
	Maricopa, Arizona.
	The 14th in The Hague, drinking coffee.
	Molliefeld, that'll be good.
	919, Durham, also on the 14th.
	March 19th, Gator Rodeo, Jackson, Madison, Mississippi.
	The 27th, San Francisco Censored for Your Safety Masquerade Meetup.
	April 10th, Michigan Local 1.
	April 24th, Chicago.
	It is loaded.
	Go find them.
	Go find.
	Go find your meetup.
	What you can't...
	Oh my God.
	The PBR cans fell over.
	Hopefully he's still alive.
	Are you okay?
	Dust yourself off.
	He made it.
	If you can't find a meetup somewhere on that list, hey, here's a thought.
	Start one yourself.
	Noagendameetups.com.
	It's like a party.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me.
	Triggered or held the flame.
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	Just like a party.
	It's sort of an ironic clip to play.
	And we haven't played any of these.
	You know, Jimmy Kimmel has, because he's such a douchebag anyway, but they do all these setups, you know, these funny bits.
	They actually are well-written.
	One of the one they do once in a while, and it's the most ironic because it's pointing out the bull crap media and how it works.
	And this is where they have people do reviews of movies that don't exist.
	uh-huh Yeah.
	But they don't understand what they're doing.
	They're making a mockery.
	Because this is so easy to do with the audience in Los Angeles.
	Everybody wants to be on TV, so they'll say anything.
	And it's just all lies.
	And this is an example of that.
	And I don't play the whole thing because they kind of run these bits into the ground.
	But this is a good example of what's going on.
	This is the Kimmel irony bit on movies.
	But since movies are coming back, we decided to have a bit of fun.
	We made a fake poster for a fake movie.
	We stationed ourselves outside a theater here in Hollywood.
	We told people walking by we were doing a commercial for the movie and we asked if they would give it a rave review without seeing it because it's not a real movie.
	But rave they did in a special COVID edition of Lies Camera Action.
	This movie's called Throwing Albert.
	Mark Hamill plays Albert Einstein.
	Okay.
	They have to defrost Albert Einstein so that he can solve COVID-19.
	Okay.
	I think you just came out of the theater and talked about how much you loved it.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Throwing Albert, one of the best movies I've seen all year.
	Albert Einstein, he is getting unfrosted.
	I don't know.
	I'm speechless.
	Mark Hamill plays Albert Einstein.
	He can solve the COVID. He gets it totally solved and cured.
	Talk a little bit about the ski race against the rich bullies that Albert Einstein had to win to save the ski lodge.
	Well, after he was Dean.
	I guess punk, you could say, by all the rich kids, man.
	He just had to escape.
	You know, he ducked under that tree branch that was about to slice his head off, you know, and he was just, man.
	And then he popped up and said, E equals M-ski squared.
	That got me.
	M-ski squared.
	You know, that was awesome.
	I want people to feel safe going back into the theater.
	Talk about how it's okay to go see a movie again.
	Come see this movie.
	It'll be the one you go back to the theaters for.
	Even if you have a little cough.
	If you cough your mask, it's fine.
	Cough here.
	Cough here.
	Foam finger number one, baby.
	If you want some bullshit, America's your place.
	I'm proud of it.
	We'd do it best.
	We'd do it best.
	Alright, I'm calling it.
	That was good.
	Thanks for making me laugh.
	End of show mixes.
	We got...
	What do we got here?
	We got...
	Oh, Neil Jones.
	Okay, we've got some Neil Jones.
	We've got some Brian Rutter.
	Jesse Coy Nelson, of course.
	And what else do we have here?
	I'll throw in a...
	Oh, a Secret Agent Paul.
	Why not?
	Makes total sense.
	Coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com, we have...
	Let's see.
	Ah, Grumpy Old Benz.
	Episode 138, Crippling Crypto.
	Should be a fun listen.
	And coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the drone star state, Austin, Texas.
	FEMA Region No.
	6 on the governmental maps.
	If you're looking for us in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where it's quite pleasant.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Thursday.
	Join us.
	Support us.
	Go to Dvorak.org slash NA to remember us.
	And we'll talk to you on Thursday.
	Until then, adios, mofos and such.
	You think he's doing bobsy?
	I don't know.
	I'm just saying.
	I'm not making accusations at all.
	Bump Blow Jiden.
	And there's probably ten times he does it.
	And he goes in that way where you go and you kind of rub the nose or you grab it.
	Blow Jiden.
	That's a good shot.
	Blow Jiden.
	That's a good shot.
	Cocaine.
	That's a good shot.
	We'll be right back.
	Build back better.
	Build back better.
	Greenhouse gas emissions.
	The Green New Deal.
	Build back soda.
	Build back better.
	Build back better.
	Green New Deal.
	David Duke.
	Well, I disavow.
	Luke Klux Klan.
	I disavowed again.
	Condemned totally.
	Hasn't condemned the darn thing.
	I disavowed again.
	Rebuke.
	Tony, Tony, Tony I am.
	Will you put a mask on your face?
	Will you wear a mask every place?
	I will not wear a mask every place.
	I will not wear a mask on my face.
	I do not like you, Tony man.
	Will you wear a mask in the car, going down one street, or very far?
	I will not wear a mask in my car.
	I will not wear a mask every place.
	I will not put a mask on my face.
	I do not like you, Tony man.
	How about when you drink a beer?
	You should wear a mask in a bar.
	I will not wear a mask in a bar.
	I will not wear a mask in my car.
	I will not wear a mask every place.
	I will not put a mask on my face.
	I do not like you, Tony Man.
	Can you wear it on a hike?
	Even if no one's around.
	I will not wear a mask on a hike.
	I will not wear a mask in a bar.
	I will not wear a mask in my car.
	I will not wear a mask every place.
	I will not put a mask on my face.
	I do not like you, Tony Man.
	Wear a mask when you're in your bed.
	Even wear it while you're having sex.
	I will not wear a mask while having sex.
	I will not wear a mask while on a hike.
	But masks can be a fashion statement.
	Pink or black or red or yellow or green or orange or how about blue?
	If one's not good, then how about two?
	Wear two masks.
	That's what you should do.
	If I don't wear one, I won't wear two.
	I will not wear one if it's blue.
	I will not wear one having sex.
	I will not wear one on a hike.
	I will not wear one in a bar.
	I will not wear one in my car.
	I will not put one on my face.
	I will not wear it every place.
	I do not like you, Tony Mann.
	This confrontation between a woman and a police officer all started over a mask.
	I'll circle back if there's more I can share with you.
	I'll circle back with you if there's more to think.
	I'll have to just circle back with you.
	We can circle back.
	I'm happy to circle back with you.
	I can circle back.
	I will have to circle back on that one.
	We will circle back with you, and we'll circle back with you.
	It's an interesting question, but we'll circle back.
	I'm happy to circle back, but I'll have to circle back.
	It's a good question, but we'll circle back with you on this today.
	We will certainly circle back with you more directly.
	I hate to disappoint you, but I will have to circle back.
	Bye.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	The best podcast in the universe!
	MoFo.

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