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	Get out of London, people!
	Adam Curry.
	John C. Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, December 20th, 2020.
	This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1305.
	This is No Agenda.
	Canceling Father Christmas and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, we've decided to call everything a pod.
	I'm John C. DeVore.
	No, this will not stand.
	Please.
	Yeah, you're being swept under.
	You're on the wrong side of history, man.
	I am on the wrong side of history, and the more I bitch about it, the more people throw it in my face and just say, hey, how was your pod?
	You're reminding me of the RIAA when they started complaining about MP3s.
	Yeah, exactly.
	These are bad.
	Don't use them.
	It's horrible for the music industry.
	Every kid in the world went, but?
	That sounds like something weird.
	They didn't know what they were before that.
	Do you remember when MP3 first came out?
	And we, of course, were probably already boomerish when that happened.
	This was around 90...
	I mean, when it really became popular, I would say just the end of the 90s, when the first 83 players came out?
	I first discovered them when they first became popular because I had a friend who was doing my web work.
	Your wet work?
	Web.
	Oh, web work.
	And he was a DJ. Uh-huh.
	And all the DJs were into it, you know, because they needed the tracks.
	They needed the tracks, yeah.
	And so he turned me on to the whole thing.
	At the time, I think it was around 94, it was a phenomenon only among certain college kids.
	Right, the ones who had Pipe and had Napster.
	No, this is pre-Napster.
	Okay, but not much before Napster, because Napster came along around 99.
	99, 99, yeah.
	Napster is late.
	I mean, this was early.
	But nobody knew anything about it.
	It was just an underground, underground thing until the RIAA came out and bitched about some little device that one of the companies brought out.
	Right.
	Oh, that was the Rio, probably.
	It might have been the Rio.
	Yeah.
	Well, my point was going to be, do you recall how you and I certainly would listen to an MP3 and go, how can you listen to this crap?
	It's horribly compressed.
	It doesn't sound good at all.
	You remember that?
	You know, I was on the...
	I never...
	I always could...
	I always downloaded 192s or higher so they sounded pretty decent.
	And I wasn't of the ilk that bitched and moaned and complained.
	There were people, if you want to take it to that extreme, there were people who said the same thing about CDs.
	There were people who said it was too good and that you needed that vinyl compression that comes naturally.
	That was the group I was in.
	I was in that group.
	There was a large group of people that said the original CDs did not have the tonal components that they were looking for.
	And it turned out that there was actually some truth to that.
	They changed the DAC on a lot of the CD players.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I remember that.
	I just recall saying, wow.
	In fact, it didn't bother me, but I always thought to myself, okay, this really opens up possibilities because we had no bandwidth at the time.
	The whole problem, we didn't have disk drives big enough to hold lossless audio formats.
	It wasn't convenient.
	And I just remember to myself thinking, self, people will put up with a lot.
	So you can serve up all kinds of crap quality.
	Eventually, I think your brain just fills in the missing bits.
	We've probably become trained to expand the actual quality of an MP3 into something that sounds better to us.
	Did you ever listen to a record by Gary U.S. Bonds?
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	Well, I mean, if you could put up with that...
	Hey, we used to listen to Radio North Sea International on Medium Wave...
	And we thought it was great.
	You haven't lived until you've heard the who on 538 kilocycles.
	So people will put up with a lot.
	And that's apparent in the United Kingdom.
	Christmas is cancelled in the UK. We cannot continue with Christmas as planned.
	We cannot continue.
	It was all over the news.
	The US media loved talking about this story.
	In the United Kingdom, a new variant of the coronavirus is spreading rapidly.
	And today, Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced new restrictions for areas in Britain's southeast, including London.
	He urged all residents to stay home for the upcoming Christmas holiday.
	It is with a very heavy heart.
	I must tell you, we cannot continue with Christmas as planned.
	The variant has turned up in several other countries and mutations are not unusual.
	British officials say this variant does not appear to be deadlier, but it does spread more rapidly.
	Man, I'm going to call some major bullshit on this.
	This makes no sense.
	This new variant.
	We touched on it briefly on Thursday.
	But come on.
	There's been talk of different strains for months.
	It's never an issue.
	Nothing's happening.
	Nothing to see here.
	Don't look at it.
	Now we've got to cancel Christmas.
	Oh, yeah, because of this strain.
	Man, and they brought this out at 5 o'clock in the afternoon with the deadline by midnight.
	People went crazy trying to get up north anywhere, anywhere out of the central east part of the country to just avoid being...
	It's locked in your home.
	Get out of London, people!
	And here's the crazy thing.
	The Netherlands just announced, I'm sure other EU member states will follow, they're stopping all flights from and to the United Kingdom.
	Now, besides this being one of the last economic hopeful little jaunts they could keep open and regular, because all the UK companies have headquarters, have EU headquarters in Amsterdam, and of course, you know, when there's intellectual property rights involved, there's no taxation in the Netherlands, so that's why there's a lot of travel back and forth.
	No, that had to stop.
	Just shut it down.
	Shut it down for five weeks.
	However, you can still take the ferry.
	How does that work?
	No, the ferry is better because you get to be in close quarters with more people for a longer time.
	Who are throwing up around you.
	That doesn't seem like anything contagious could fly around.
	So, I was thinking, what is going on?
	And then it hit me.
	It's very possible that this is to cover up for the Brexit deadline, which clearly is going to be missed.
	What do you think?
	Interesting.
	I like that theory.
	Because if there was no corona, it would be...
	You can't do Brexit if you're locked down because, you know, this is more important.
	People are dying by the variant.
	By the variant.
	Yeah, the variant of 70% more infected people.
	Now, it may have something to do with the current state of the EU or the progress of the Great Reset in general.
	China, this is from December 17th, said talks with the European Union on a bilateral investment deal are in the final stages, citing progress between negotiators they push for an agreement before a year-end deadline.
	So this is unclear.
	I mean, bilateral investment.
	For sure the EU is going to be taking Chinese money.
	That's what that sounds like to me.
	I don't know what they're going to do in return.
	But I'm thinking the EU would have a better position if they could somehow bring the UK in on the deal.
	And that's why it's all not final yet.
	And we're getting close.
	Final stages.
	Don't you think that those two could be connected possibly?
	Yeah.
	Well, any of this stuff could be connected, but I think the Brexit issue definitely has something to do with this.
	Yeah.
	The people would be losing their mind if there was no coronavirus and the Brexit.
	I think it's the 23rd it has to be done.
	It's just no way.
	It's not that we're surprised.
	We're befuddled.
	We're, like, stunned.
	Well...
	I think a lot of people would be.
	They don't hear this kind of talk too often.
	You only hear that on the best podcast in the universe.
	So let's update everybody on the vaccine.
	It's been a very interesting rollout with nurses fainting, fake needles being used and admitted.
	The fainting nurse was a classic.
	And now so they have an explanation for this.
	Apparently, the fainting nurse, the one who you put front and center in front of the press to receive the first injection in your hospital or in your state, I can't recall exactly what it was, you're going to put her, who we're now reading, suffers from a medical condition that she faints when she feels pain.
	Or at the drop of a hat, apparently.
	Does that make any sense?
	Yeah.
	It makes sense if you're a bonehead.
	It's just crazy.
	Okay, so what's happening now is we have a lot of different powers at play, and I'm not sure if we're going to try and figure them out.
	So first of all, any negative story about the pharmaceutical industry on television always has to be analyzed because this is the main bread and butter of the media, is the pharma advertisers.
	So what I'm seeing mainly, and maybe you've seen more of the network stuff, what I'm seeing mainly is local stories that gain a lot of traction because it's something happening like that with a nurse.
	But do you see the national M5M making a big deal of this?
	No, they tend to do the, uh, yuck, yuck, yuck, a bad thing happened, but a lot of good things happen, style, which means that they keep the bad thing in there because they're still not getting enough money.
	So they're still shivering.
	Well, we have to figure out who the winner is.
	Who's going to be the clear winner?
	Who's going to get enough negative press?
	We already have Moderna coming in with an advantage, advantage, no freezing necessary.
	Yeah.
	Well, then you've got the Johnson& Johnson one coming up to rear.
	Yeah.
	Is that how it's administered?
	Maybe.
	And we do have some official notifications.
	Fauci...
	I had to come out and talk about people with allergic reactions because there's just too many local stories bubbling to the top and people are all over this.
	People want to feel that this vaccine is safe.
	And just like not understanding how many people die on a daily basis in the world or in your country, in the United States, they don't really know that a percentage of vaccine takers Some get sick, some die, bad stuff happens, but now everybody expects a 100% science-based thing that works and doesn't kill you, and it's going to be groovy.
	Well, of course they did.
	And even with the knowledge we'd even heard from several producers that I think it's the propylene glycol that is in the vaccine, that people can have a severe reaction to that.
	And so Fauci had to come out with some new messaging.
	If you have a history of a severe allergic reaction, you should either not take this vaccine, or if you do take it, take it in the context of a place where if you do develop an allergic reaction, it could be readily and effectively treated.
	This also comes after two medical workers in Alaska suffered reactions to the same vaccine.
	One of them had a serious allergic reaction.
	Now that's why the FDA is revising its allergic reaction guidelines to essentially do exactly what Dr.
	Fauci said.
	If you get this vaccine, if you're either concerned about an allergic reaction or you have had one in the past, they want to make sure that you're close enough to emergency treatment centers just in case.
	I didn't quite understand the tag on that report.
	Is she saying, if you suffer from allergic reactions, you should follow the new guidance and probably not get it?
	Or is she saying, make sure you get it in a hospital so when you get an anaphylactic shock, they can EpiPen you?
	I didn't quite understand, because this is a great way out.
	This is a great way out of this thing.
	I have an exemption.
	I'm allergic.
	I'm allergic.
	Then go to a hospital where they have an EpiPen at the ready.
	That's exactly what I think they're doing.
	And even in Scandinavia, they've kind of figured out that even if you get the vaccine, life really isn't going back to normal.
	They haven't yet been able to show whether it prevents infection.
	So even if somebody gets vaccinated, they may have an asymptomatic infection.
	Wow.
	So they could still be infectious to others.
	We're still going to learn and it may be that that is not the case, but currently we don't have that evidence.
	So even when somebody is vaccinated, they need to protect themselves and others from spreading the infection.
	I don't understand.
	I thought, how do vaccines work?
	Let's just pretend this is a regular vaccine.
	I mean, do the measles or mumps, if you catch the mumps, if you've been vaccinated with an MMR, can you still catch and transmit it but not get sick from it?
	This is what I... You can.
	Sure.
	So, if one person in school has the mumps, then you really need to quarantine the whole school, just like COVID? You know, you make the kids stay home.
	I know, but...
	Like in all diseases, including COVID, that's the way it should be done.
	Right, that's my point.
	Thank you.
	It makes no sense what they're doing.
	No, none of it makes any sense.
	The idea of quarantining healthy people is stupid.
	Everybody, you know, comments on this.
	It's like some grand experiment.
	I don't know who's behind it, but it seems like the Chinese are.
	Wait, you caught me off guard.
	Uh...
	Daryl finally...
	Fletcher did some stuff for us.
	Here we go.
	Chiners!
	I don't know why.
	His voice is just funny.
	And we have this one.
	China!
	I can't help it.
	I think Chiners is funnier.
	Chiners!
	I'm sticking with that one.
	Yeah, it's both good, but the first one is funnier.
	It is funny.
	Yeah, the Chiners.
	Um...
	Okay, so now we move to communication that is ramping up because it's Christmas time.
	We got kids who are very confused and Herr Dr.
	Fauci decides to go speak to the children.
	On Sesame Street.
	And he does this somehow with, I think it was CNN. And it's a, I don't know if it was just a patch in or if they just edited this stuff in.
	It was, the whole thing is bizarre.
	What is this man doing talking to children?
	But here we go with the first segment.
	Will the vaccine be safe and available for kids?
	When do you think a kid my age will be able to take the vaccine?
	What about that, Dr.
	Fauci?
	Kids and the vaccine.
	Well, it's been an important tradition to preserve the safety of children.
	We're very concerned that we want to make sure we emphasize the safety of vaccines.
	So when you get a new vaccine, you generally want to show the safety and the efficacy in an adult population.
	Once you do, then you start doing trials, maybe a couple of months later, In the children so that you can quickly as possible get them the vaccine.
	So the reason why you're not hearing about our vaccinating children right now is because we want to wait a month or two.
	We're looking at January.
	We're going to start some trials in children.
	We'll start with children.
	He says it almost with evil glee.
	I don't know.
	Maybe I'm just hearing it into his voice, but we're going to start some trials with children.
	We're looking at in January, we're going to start some trials in children.
	We'll start with children who are a bit older and will work our way down.
	So that hopefully within a few months, we'll be able to tell children what I know we'll be able to say.
	The vaccine is safe and effective in you, and we're anxious to get you vaccinated.
	So just hang in there, a couple of more months, and we'll be in good shape.
	I don't think any kid watching that feels good about what he just said.
	So Sanjay Gupta to the rescue.
	What does every child want to know?
	Only when it comes to a vaccine, kids only want to know one thing.
	Will it hurt?
	That's all you want to know.
	How did Santa get the vaccine?
	And is it safe for him to go in the house?
	Will Santa still be able to visit me in coronavirus this season?
	What if he can't go to anyone's house or near his house?
	I'm playing the wrong one, damn it.
	Sanjay, you actually got the first...
	That was a good clip.
	That's my final clip.
	That's my kicker, and I'm giving it away.
	Oh, you blew your act.
	No, no, I'm editing that part out.
	I set this up so well.
	Damn it.
	All right, back to Sanjay Gupta.
	Does it hurt?
	Sanjay, you actually got the first of your two vaccines.
	It's a two-dose vaccine.
	Is that an Elmo Band-Aid that you're wearing?
	Yes, it is.
	I love it.
	I love it.
	It's an Elmo Band-Aid and I have my little Elmo doll even because, you know, sometimes you need just a little bit of help to get through these things.
	But, you know, it's just as Dr.
	Fauci said, honestly speaking, it really didn't hurt a bit.
	In fact, when I was getting the shot, I didn't actually even realize that the shot was already completed.
	I was sort of waiting for it and then they said, you're already done.
	I'm just being honest here.
	So if you're worried about the pinch at all that Dr.
	Fauci is talking about, it's really pretty It's already minor.
	Just being honest here.
	Mm-hmm.
	Unlike everything else you talk about.
	All right.
	I already gave it away, but let's give Fauci one more try.
	One more try to talk to the kid, see if he's got some humanity in him.
	How did Santa get the vaccine?
	And is it safe for him to go in the house?
	Will Santa still be able to visit me in coronavirus this season?
	What if he can't go to anyone's house or near his reindeer?
	Well, I have to say I took care of that for you because I was worried that you'd all be upset.
	So what I did a little while ago, I took a trip up there to the North Pole.
	I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself.
	I measured his level of immunity and he is good to go.
	He can come down the chimney.
	He can leave the presents.
	He can leave and you have nothing to worry about.
	Santa Claus is good to go.
	Hold on a second.
	Yes, yes.
	Did he not vaccinate Mrs.
	Claus?
	She doesn't count.
	He's a misogynist old prick, that guy.
	She's going to get the corona, if this is true.
	From the elves.
	Nothing about the elves in the workshop.
	They need a shot.
	Yeah, two.
	Everyone gets two shots.
	Hell yeah.
	Is he going to go back and give him the second shot later?
	He doesn't explain any of this very well.
	How about the reindeer?
	Well, since they're not minks, they're not going to get it.
	They're lockdown exempt.
	Santa Claus is good to go.
	I thought a possible end-of-show ISO, maybe.
	I like that one.
	Yeah.
	You want to hear my ISOs while you're testing?
	While we're testing, testing, testing.
	How about dead bodies?
	Oh my, hold on a second.
	How could I have missed dead bodies?
	Oh, there it is.
	Dead bodies.
	We expect to have more dead bodies.
	I mean, it's not quite as uplifting as Santa Claus is good to go.
	For better criteria.
	What else you got?
	Doses.
	Where are our doses?
	Is that Whitmer?
	Yeah.
	Is she already bitching about that?
	Do you have a full clip of her bitching?
	She doesn't have her doses?
	I don't have a full clip of just her.
	What do you got?
	How about his one?
	Go under.
	Oh, hold on.
	Go under.
	You have more ISOs.
	We will go under.
	No, no, no.
	It's too muffled.
	How about Irishness?
	Man, you came packed.
	I've been suppressing my Irishness for a long time.
	I don't think anything cuts and makes this Santa's good to go.
	Yeah, you know, I'm afraid because I thought dead bodies would cover it, but the Santa thing, jeez.
	But wait, but wait, here's an idea.
	I mean, we can always try this.
	Santa Claus is good to go.
	We expect to have more dead bodies.
	That could...
	What do you think about that combo?
	I like it.
	When we do combos, they're usually winners.
	One more time.
	Santa Claus is good to go.
	We expect to have more dead bodies.
	Yeah, I think that's the winning combo.
	Okay.
	We're going with that.
	I have a network rundown.
	The networks, of course, spent whatever time they could.
	Well, those shows are 20 minutes long.
	They probably spent 15 minutes on the vaccine part of it.
	Yeah.
	But I have some clips here from NBC, so we can see how that went.
	Okay.
	And, of course, they have the...
	I have three clips, but then there's a WTF part of one of them, which we'll get to.
	But let's go with COVID. Two vaccines, now good.
	Part one.
	Good evening, everyone.
	The FDA has just authorized emergency use of that second COVID vaccine, Moderna's, putting millions more vaccine doses into the supply chain beginning in just a few days.
	It comes amid concerns over whether Operation Warp Speed has been slowing, with worries some states are getting the allotment.
	When did supply chain become part of the general public's lexicon?
	Ah!
	There's a reason for that.
	I found a story about this.
	Hold on.
	This is why.
	We'll probably get to it later, but just remind me.
	The CISA. CISA! CISA! The Center for, you know, that new thing Trump put in place, the Cybersecurity Infrastructure Security Agency, updates, alert, and releases supplemental guidance on emergency directive for SolarWinds Orion compromise.
	And in there, they speak specifically, currently investigating initial access vectors in addition to those attributed to the SolarWinds Orion supply chain compromise.
	So you have a supply chain, which means it's connected to China, to manufacturing.
	So somehow supply chain is coming into...
	Into, as you said, the lexicon.
	It does.
	It means China.
	Yeah.
	Supply chain equals China.
	Okay, go.
	With worry, some states aren't getting the allotments they were counting on.
	The administration tonight projecting confidence in its distribution plans and the vaccines themselves.
	Tom Costello has late details.
	Today, a dramatic move from the Trump administration to boost public confidence in a COVID vaccine.
	Vice President Pence, his wife Karen Pence and the Surgeon General on camera receiving the Pfizer vaccination.
	Was the beginning of the end of the coronavirus pandemic.
	President-elect and Dr.
	Biden should receive their vaccinations next week.
	Since President Trump recently recovered from COVID, the White House says he will get the shot when his medical team recommends it.
	But tonight, at least 27 states are expressing frustration, claiming the administration is cutting their promised Pfizer vaccine allotments for next week by up to 40 percent.
	Where are our doses?
	Shh!
	Oh, man.
	She has a TWS. Are you familiar with this new illness?
	No.
	It's Trump withdrawal syndrome.
	Wow, that's a good one.
	They don't know who to bitch at, so they got to just, where's our doses?
	You know, did you get the stories locally?
	Because they didn't cover it on the networks, but all the local stations covered it.
	Which is that apparently those vials that are supposed to be rejiggered to make two doses actually contain three doses.
	No, I hadn't heard this.
	Ah, I'm sorry I don't have any clips of it, but they made a big fuss about it.
	And so they're telling, well, yeah, there's enough in there.
	You can make three doses if you wanted to.
	And we kind of, yeah, they're fine.
	They're fine.
	You can make three.
	Hold on a second.
	So what's in there is intended to be two doses, but they can squeeze three out of it?
	Is that the idea?
	Because I know they have to dilute it.
	Yeah.
	There's two things that are not answered completely to my satisfaction.
	One, is it just because they overfilled to be on the safe side?
	Better safe than sorry.
	Which is what I think it is.
	I think they just did a high fill.
	What happened to science?
	Exactly.
	Well, this is what I'm going to get to.
	It's like, what is this all about?
	I thought you guys were science, science, science, science, science.
	And meanwhile, you're just throwing in a random amount of goo into these vials?
	You mix it.
	When you get it, mix it to three cans of water to one can of orange juice.
	I mean, come on.
	We topped it off for you, boys.
	No worries.
	In case you spill some.
	Yeah.
	In case of spillage.
	Can you imagine?
	On TV, all you see is white laboratories and complete hazmat suits in the lab working away.
	Meanwhile, hey, here's some extra.
	We got some over here and you got some guy with the DTs.
	He's shaking like a son of a bitch.
	His stuff's splashing all over.
	So hold on a second.
	I think we have exclusive audio from inside the lab.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	There it is.
	There you go.
	I'm filled with it.
	So, okay.
	Well, let's go on to clip two of this particular presentation.
	This is a good report.
	I'm angry because this virus is raging on in this country.
	We're certainly frustrated that we won't be receiving the amount that we expected in the first wave.
	At first, the Trump administration suggested Pfizer's shipments were delayed.
	But Pfizer responded, no shipments containing the vaccine are on hold or delayed.
	We have millions more doses sitting in our warehouse, but as of now, we have not received any shipment instructions for additional doses.
	The government insists it's shipping what's available.
	We'll work to clear up any misunderstanding they've got, but it's really just a miscommunication between the governors and us.
	Health experts say this is no time for miscommunication.
	We should not have doses sitting around waiting for instructions.
	More than 200,000 Americans are getting infected every day.
	Three, four thousand Americans are dying every day.
	We've got to get these vaccines out.
	One, two, three...
	This week, nearly 3 million Pfizer doses shipped.
	Another 2 million should ship next week.
	Plus, 5.9 million doses of the new Moderna vaccine, more than doubling the vaccine doses available.
	We likely will see shots in the arm by the very early part of next week.
	I would hope Monday or Tuesday.
	Also tonight, a third person in Alaska has suffered a serious allergic reaction to the Pfizer vaccine treated in the ER and released, as millions report no serious side effects.
	Lester?
	Oh, there's your toss-away.
	Millions, millions say no side effects.
	Really?
	Did they do a poll of millions of people?
	They got all those people say no such poll.
	No, of course.
	There was something in that clip that I have a tie-in clip for.
	I wasn't quite sure what it was about, but I liked it because it was kind of a rare apology from a government official.
	There were some communication problems between the federal government and the states.
	And this, I think, might be where supply chain comes from as well.
	And General Perna, who is in charge of Operation Warp Speed.
	Can we say, is this General Perna retarded?
	Is that what R-E-T means behind his name?
	I'm not sure.
	Why do you ask?
	Have you ever listened to...
	I am General Perna.
	We are going to get the vaccines out as fast as we can.
	This guy would not be good in a combat situation, I can assure you.
	Well, he would if all the guys got killed.
	Come on, men.
	Let's move out.
	If all of his boys went down in combat, he would probably sound like this.
	Now, this week, many have heard concerns about allegations of vaccine doses being cut.
	I want to assure everybody, and I want to take personal responsibility for the miscommunication.
	I know that's not done much these days, but I am responsible, and I take responsibility for the miscommunication.
	Because this is a Herculean effort, and we are not perfect, the key is to be transparent and to openly communicate at all levels, step by step.
	To that end, we are in constant dialogue with both industry partners to ensure doses are available.
	But here's the key.
	The doses must be releasable in accordance with the FDA. We have developed a cadence that we are briefing to public health officials.
	We started last night.
	We're briefing it again today.
	And I will personally brief governors on Monday.
	I failed.
	I am adjusting.
	I am fixing.
	And we will move forward from there.
	I failed.
	It was my fault.
	Have you ever heard a general say, I have failed?
	I don't think I've ever heard that.
	Well, that's why I asked the initial question, because this guy is a strange character.
	Well, if you look at it...
	I'm almost convinced he's not really a general.
	It's just some guy presented himself.
	Okay, general, let's go.
	Let's get to work.
	Well, he's a supply chain general.
	That is exactly what...
	Okay, he's a supply chain guy.
	Defense Supply Center.
	He did all the support battalions.
	So he's like radar from MASH, only a different version of it.
	Yeah, well...
	Hey boss, I got the boxes with the vaccines boss.
	I gave guidance.
	I am the one that approved the forecast sheets.
	I am the one that approved the allocations.
	There is no problem with the process.
	There is no problem with the Pfizer vaccine.
	There is no problem with the Moderna vaccine.
	It was a planning error, and I am responsible.
	Wow, man.
	That guy got butt slammed by somebody.
	I guess...
	Yeah, I guess so.
	That is quite the...
	Whoa, you got butt slammed!
	That's a minute and a half of real groveling, groveling.
	Gordon, what happened?
	Falling on the sword.
	Well, something happened.
	Man, he got a reckoning with.
	Alright, I'm sorry to have interrupted your clips.
	No, that's okay.
	That was a good interruption.
	Let's go with part three of the NBC... And listen carefully to this part, because there's something in here that's...
	All right, Tom, thank you.
	And while it'll be months before most people are vaccinated, the here and now of this pandemic continues to close in on us.
	Another daily record for infections and no available ICU beds in the densest part of California.
	That means, listen to this, it leaves more than 27 million people don't have access to an ICU bed if needed.
	And now the rush for Christmas testing is on.
	Miguel Almaguer has more.
	This is what it looks like when hospitals reach a breaking point.
	Tonight, Central California joining the southern end of the state in crisis.
	No open ICU beds for a region home to more than 27 million people.
	Wait a minute.
	I heard two different numbers there, I think.
	No, no.
	You heard the same number, but...
	I was listening to this, and I want to play this clip.
	This is the part I'm focusing in on.
	This is the two vaccines WTF clip.
	This is a six-second sub, the thing that got my attention.
	That means, listen to this, it means more than 27 million people don't have access to an ICU bed if needed.
	Wow.
	So we've taken it to the next level from the idea, or the percentage is up, it's up 500%.
	Ah, that's the same, it's just another version of the...
	You've reversed it.
	Yeah, a million people said they had no problems with the vaccine.
	So they're reversing everything.
	Instead of saying...
	Oh my god, go ahead.
	So instead of saying that, you know, there's X number of beds available or not available, you say you take the entire population of 27 million that live in Southern California and you make the claim that none of them, none of these 27 million people will have even one ICU bed.
	Wow.
	That's incredible.
	I was taken aback.
	So...
	Okay, so there's two things we've noticed so far.
	And we're only 36 minutes into this episode.
	The first thing was, instead of saying a couple people had allergic reactions, say, over a million and a half people have had no allergic reactions!
	And this reminds me of a documentary I was doing once, I think in...
	Nevada...
	I don't remember where it was, but I remember it was a motel, and I was with the crew, and we're staying at the motel, and I remember seeing signs at the front of the motel, no train noise at all.
	When you see that sign, you know, there's going to be train noise.
	And now we have this reverse of 27 million people will not be able to get an ICU bed.
	This is reverse speech.
	Tenet is real.
	It's unbelievable to me.
	Because the media could take the same kind of logic and downplay this entire COVID problem if they use that same trick the other way about COVID itself.
	Yeah.
	In other words, we don't have 250,000 dead or 260, let's say 250,000 dead.
	We have over 300 million people that aren't dead.
	Good news, people.
	Over 350 million Americans have survived COVID. They're not dead.
	They could do that, but they won't.
	They do just the opposite.
	We need to be doing this kind of stuff.
	Yeah, that's what we should be doing.
	1,400,970 people have not donated for this show.
	How does that sound?
	Yes, exactly.
	That's it.
	I kind of like it.
	That's a good way to go.
	I think we kind of do that anyway.
	Darling, I have been nice to you for six years.
	Yeah.
	I think it works for everything.
	Yeah.
	We have stumbled upon something.
	This is a very good trick.
	I'm going to give you a clip of the day for that, with the analysis that went with it.
	Clip of the day.
	Thank you.
	That was well deserved.
	Now, I had a California lockdown clip, but it had different numbers, which is why I was kind of focused on that.
	Oh, that's what you were thinking.
	Yeah, that's what happened.
	Well, that was just those numbers.
	27 million is just Southern California in the Central Valley.
	Yeah, listen to this clip.
	I want to start with you in California because these restrictions are some of the toughest in the nation because of this surge.
	And it looks like they're going to last through the holiday season.
	What can you tell us about how things are on the ground where you are?
	Casey, it is definitely a very grim moment, but also one full of determination.
	33 million Californians are now under some sort of stay-at-home order.
	33 million.
	It's popping up everywhere.
	Again.
	Yeah.
	There's a 33,000 floating around, too.
	It's more than 33 million people in California, isn't it?
	I thought it was close to 40.
	I don't know what the number is.
	I could look it up.
	It might be 40.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, continue.
	Oh, well, you were doing good.
	I was not going to look it up, but I'm not going to look it up just out of the blue.
	Okay.
	I've got a couple other COVID things.
	Yeah, sure.
	I believe.
	I'm going to throw one in here just to remind everybody.
	We have the World Health Organization, Dr.
	Nabato, and he's been reiterating and he's been interviewed about it that they don't I think lockdown should happen at all, at all, at all.
	This is everyone taking it upon himself.
	They are actually thwarting the advice of their leaders at the World Health Organization.
	It's baffling.
	I'm going to say it again.
	We in the World Health Organization do not...
	Advocate lockdowns as a primary means of control of this virus.
	We may well have a doubling of world poverty by next year.
	We may well have at least a doubling of child malnutrition because children are not getting meals at school and their parents in poor families are not able to afford it.
	This is a terrible situation.
	It's a ghastly global catastrophe, actually.
	And so we really do appeal to all world leaders.
	Stop using lockdown as your primary control method.
	Develop better systems for doing it.
	Work together and learn from each other.
	But remember, lockdowns just have one consequence that you must never, ever belittle, and that is making poor people an awful lot poorer.
	Why is that not being played incessantly on the news?
	This needs to stop.
	I agree with you 100%, but you have to remember, and I don't have clips, I don't have any proof at the moment, I'm going to do some little research, but if I'm not mistaken, because when the COVID thing began and China locked down Wuhan, and the World Health Department thought this was a good thing, and I think it's the World Health Department that pushed the idea.
	Organization.
	I keep saying department.
	It sounds good.
	I like it, though.
	Because eventually, that's what it will be.
	The military will be the World Military Department.
	It won't be.
	The World Health Organization, I believe, is the one who promoted this at the very beginning when they were controlled by China and Trump got all bent out of shape and took their money away.
	Yeah.
	No, China was welding people in their homes.
	Remember, they were welding the doors shut.
	Shoot at them.
	And they sprayed stuff all over.
	Remember that?
	No one ever told us what that was.
	They sprayed them like bugs.
	Like bugs, man.
	No, I know.
	I know.
	So here's one more thing that's going on.
	And I'm remiss because I can just go down the street, get in my car, get my camera, and I can go take pictures.
	Because this is bull crap.
	Yeah, I'm sure there's a place or two which is the photo op for all these networks of the long lines waiting for testing.
	Yeah.
	And so let me play this.
	This is a good example of it.
	They're trying to scare the public.
	Gee, a COVID testing wait times clip.
	I'm Vicki Nguyen.
	Just days before the holidays, tonight, long lines for COVID tests in California.
	NBC News producers from coast to coast found wait times varied widely.
	Today, it is a very long line.
	At public testing sites, tests are free.
	In Florida, there's still about a half hour wait.
	But in L.A., it's packed.
	No wait at this New Jersey urgent care.
	Just come on in.
	But in Dallas, it's a minimum of three hours right now.
	Yeah, well, it varies.
	I mean, this is what I think everyone has found.
	Everyone who I've spoken to had to have a test, whether it's Tiffany or Christina had to get a COVID test in Rotterdam.
	And my sister-in-law, Tony, had to get one.
	And some places are completely packed, and then you find out that, you know, five minutes away around the corner, there's nothing.
	I'm not sure how that happens, but people seem to congregate.
	I think it's what you and I have discussed.
	People see a line and go, okay, that's probably the testing line.
	I'm going to get in the testing line.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Just hang up a velvet rope and the sheep will come.
	I can't look anywhere.
	I can't look at Google Maps.
	This is the testing line.
	What do you think of this?
	Well, I find this the case at airports, too, that have multiple TSA lines.
	You can always find one that's short.
	Yes, exactly.
	I see that all the time.
	Well, there's one empty over there.
	Oh, I think I'll go stand in the line.
	It's unbelievable.
	You're like my line guy.
	Is my line guy in the line?
	Yeah, this new guy of yours is pretty good.
	I'm going to stand in the line.
	He reminds me of somebody.
	It's a voice somebody else does.
	Somebody we know, maybe.
	Who knows?
	Maybe actually not.
	It's an actual person we know.
	So there is still a lot of confusion and some of it's leaking through to the local channels in general.
	A coroner in Colorado in Grand County has been raising concerns about How hospitals and doctors are codifying these people who have died as COVID deaths.
	The coroner in one of Colorado's mountain communities is not happy with the way to state as classifying cases of some people who have died there.
	Our Mountain Newsroom reporter Jamie Leary live in Grand County.
	Jamie, this dispute involves COVID-related deaths.
	It does, and it's common for the state to collect death data before death certificates are finalized because it's faster that way.
	That can take up two weeks, so epidemiologists can get a faster, clearer picture of how COVID is impacting the population.
	That includes researching data where COVID played an indirect result on the death.
	But sometimes, in some few cases, it doesn't make sense to connect COVID. For instance, a fatal car crash.
	In this case, a Grand County coroner says clearly it was gunshot wounds.
	It was a longer report, and the coroner wasn't very dynamic, but she's saying, like, this is crazy.
	It's like I get people who died of car crashes and gunshot wounds.
	For the next show, I have the same exact report from Washington State.
	I love what he says.
	Clearly it's gunshot wounds.
	The guy in Washington State, I could probably find this article and read a little bit of it, but I'll just tease it.
	The guy in Washington State went through all the death certificates and not only found most of them were bogus, the COVID reports, because the guy came in, or they even took, in Washington State, they even took, if you had COVID, you had COVID, Months ago, and you got over COVID, and you are now free of COVID, and you died?
	COVID. COVID. So is there a way, what part of middle school or high school education do you need to be able to understand large numbers and statistics and put them into context with other numbers?
	Nowadays?
	Yeah.
	They don't teach it.
	Well, what should we bring back?
	I'm looking for a solution.
	Statistics would be good.
	Oh, that's an actual class?
	Statistics?
	Well, it is in college.
	And I think in junior college, so it could be in high school.
	Why not?
	It would be a great class for kids to learn so they can understand numbers.
	Now, does this fit in STEM? Because STEM is sucking.
	STEM. STEM is not doing a good job if this is the kind of people we're pushing out.
	No, STEM is bullcrap.
	It's like Girls Who Code.
	That's made a difference.
	All right, more numbers in British Columbia.
	They just sell it straight to your face.
	They don't lie about it.
	And you're just supposed to sit there and go, oh my God, it's so horrible!
	The most tragic days we have had yet, where we've had an additional 28 people die from COVID-19, bringing the total number of people who've died in British Columbia to 587.
	And all but two of these people are elders and seniors who were in long-term care homes in various places across BC. Yeah.
	All but two.
	Two.
	All but two.
	And if you look at the death numbers in general for nursing homes in the same period of the year, year over year, it's surprisingly equal.
	Not in New York, that was very different, but it's surprisingly equal to what we're seeing now.
	So, alright, statistics.
	For sure everybody should at least get that book, How to Lie with Statistics, because Bill Gates recommends it.
	He read it.
	It's right there in the shot.
	How many people die a year from automobile accidents?
	40,000?
	How many people die from smoking related?
	Actually around 35.
	That actually went down a little bit.
	How about smoking related cancers?
	400,000?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, it's got to be close to that.
	But it's 8,000 a day, correct?
	I don't know anything about smoking numbers.
	No, no, no.
	Just the total death numbers.
	Oh yeah, 8,000 a day people are dying constantly.
	Yeah, the fuckers are just dying.
	Stop it!
	Stop dying!
	Stop dying!
	The media is beating up on each other.
	It's pretty much Fox News at the front, battling MSNBC and CNN, and everybody laughs at Newsmax and One American News, which is up there with Newsy and Cheddar.
	What is the target of audience for Cheddar?
	Is it millennials who have Robinhood apps and are trading?
	Well, I think a lot of people in Wisconsin.
	Really?
	In America's Dairyland.
	Okay.
	No, they do, like, financial news.
	Cheddar does regular news.
	They do a lot of financial news during the day.
	Well, it's kind of a cheesy network, let's face it.
	Ah, okay.
	Thank you.
	We're done with those now.
	So here is CNN's Brianna Keller with her own little mashup.
	You don't see it often, where she masters up all the nutjobs who were all so crazy about COVID over there on Fox.
	Let's check out the experts that Fox looks to for discussions about coronavirus.
	I went through the CDC data because I kept hearing about new infections, but I was like, well, why aren't they talking about this?
	Oh, because the number is almost nothing.
	Why not name the vaccine the Trump?
	You know, make it like, have you gotten your Trump yet?
	Lockdowns and mandatory mask mandates are probably slowing the onset of herd immunity.
	It's somebody deliberately spreading some things here.
	This does not make sense at all to me.
	The fact of the matter is, we have people dying, 45,000 people a year die from automobile accidents.
	480,000 from cigarettes, 360,000 a year from swimming pools, but we don't shut the country down for that.
	The pandemic is not spiraling out of control as they projected nightly.
	It is the worst pandemic since 1918.
	Losing one life is way too many.
	The situation is getting better, not worse.
	You can take your mask mandate and shove it right up your ass.
	Now we're reading stuff about how you can damage yourself by wearing a mask because then you're breathing back, you know, potentially micro...
	The viral load.
	This is why he won't wear a mask.
	He doesn't want to look funny.
	We now know, thanks to widespread blood testing, that the virus isn't that deadly.
	The thing in New York was you have very low-income people in very tight quarters that are touching a lot of handles and doorknobs.
	Speaking of doorknobs, that is exactly what he and his pals are, on the doors that swing open every day to an alternate reality known as Planet Fox.
	My goodness.
	Yeah.
	Throwing down the gauntlet.
	I'll say.
	You know, it's not like Fox isn't blasting CNN. Whatever happened to the Veritas?
	Where's their dynamite blowout CNN conference calls they've been monitoring for six months?
	I've only seen one or two little bits like, oh, gee, they're manipulating the news.
	Ugh.
	And while we're on it...
	That wasn't actually that bad.
	Where's the Thanksgiving surge?
	Where's all the dead bodies from the Thanksgiving surge?
	What happened to that?
	They talked it up.
	It's gone now.
	They're still talking about it.
	That's the reason all the keys come so high.
	Only in California.
	I'm going to just say it again.
	California has been locked down more than any other, I think pretty much more than any other state.
	It's been mask mandated more than any other state.
	Right now they've closed San Francisco and if you come out of the San Francisco Bay Area into San Francisco you have to quarantine for 14 days or they will jail you.
	Wow.
	So we have all these things in place, but yet our numbers are the highest.
	How does that work?
	What do you think is going on?
	It's bullcrap is what's going on.
	I know it's bullcrap, but why?
	We don't have that.
	Our governor said, well, I'm not shutting down the state.
	Yeah, your governor's a Republican.
	Our governor's a Democrat who's now they're thinking about, in fact, they're going out of their way, and I may attach a copy of this petition to the next newsletter, or I just post it on Social.
	They're trying to recall him now.
	Yeah, we've been following that.
	I hear a lot of people are very excited about that.
	Well, you know, we've done it before in California.
	We recalled Gray Davis, largely for less damage than Newsom's done.
	Gray Davis was responsible for not only putting up with it, but convincing us that the rolling blackouts created by Enron, I might add.
	Yes, smartest guys in the room.
	Go watch that documentary if you want to hear the recordings of them doing it.
	Anyway, the Enron people created these rolling blackouts and convinced the dumb Californians that, oh, this is the way it's going to have to be for the rest of our lives because there's so much pressure on the grid that we can't keep the power on anymore.
	There's too many people.
	And so Gray Davis bought into this and he was telling everyone, oh, this is just the way it's going to be.
	This is the way it's going to be.
	Rolling blackouts, this is just the way it's going to be.
	And so they recalled him and kicked him out.
	Newsom's up for the same thing.
	Yeah.
	Is it a long process or does it go pretty fast?
	No, it's very quick, actually, once they get the number of signatures.
	Now, the thing about Newsom is Newsom and I follow each other on the Twitter.
	Well, of course you do.
	Aren't you a Rhodes Scholar as well?
	No, I've never been in the highway department.
	Wow, you're filled with it today, aren't you?
	I've got a million of them.
	So I pointed out to him that when he started allowing these PG&E blackouts, For the fire?
	Because PG&E can't keep them.
	Right, right, right, right, right.
	And they started doing blackouts all through California because of the fires.
	Oh, the fire danger.
	Gotta cut the power.
	I said, you know, this got Gray Davis in trouble.
	I think he's very worried.
	He's apparently worried sick that he's gonna get kicked out.
	It's pretty humiliating.
	There goes his presidency.
	Yeah, well, you know, just speaking of power outages, how about this?
	Watch this transition.
	China is in trouble with their power.
	Well the fun China seems to be having banning Australian exports or applying those ridiculously high tariffs on our produce looks like it's biting them where it hurts.
	While 70 coal ships carrying about one billion dollars worth of Australia's high-grade coal sit anchored off the Chinese coast, guess what has happened to their power supply?
	Massive electricity shortages are worsening by the day in China, forcing tens of millions of residents in large cities to ration heat.
	In the industrial hub of Jijiang, the 57 million residents there have been told not to use heating during this very cold winter until the temperature falls below 3 degrees Celsius.
	How's that for internal torture?
	Some of the 67 million people in Hunan have been forced to climb 20 flights of stairs to get to their apartments because the lifts don't work.
	So no lifts for the elderly.
	China has brought this upon itself.
	We supply almost 60% of China's thermal coal imports for power stations.
	It's all well and good to close their border to our coal and watch our industries bleed and have some fun.
	But what a foolish own goal this has turned out to be.
	You can't show your population how mature and developed you become by freezing some of them to death, which will be the outcome of their ban on our thermal coal.
	China!
	Yeah, I didn't know.
	Most of the housing in China, if you go there, and...
	In any of the big cities, it's all these skinny, vertical buildings.
	They're all 20 stories high, at least.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And there's tons of them.
	There's thousands and thousands and thousands of them.
	If you can't take an elevator to those upper floors, or even to the 10th floor, for that matter, this is not a good situation for the public.
	That's one way of killing off the old folks, I guess.
	Yeah, well, good on Australia.
	Whatever they're doing, I'm all for them.
	See, this story's not being covered at all.
	No.
	And Fox, and that's, you know, that is, I'm pretty sure that was Sky News in Australia.
	That's a Murdoch property.
	They've chosen the anti-China stance.
	That's what Tucker Carlson is doing.
	You can see it.
	All he's doing is bringing it all around to China.
	China, China, China.
	He's not talking about much else.
	And that's a fine stance, because I think it's a winning one, because it's using something other than politics.
	And, well, you know, now I'm not too sure if Laureen Powell Jobs is trying to run some interference on the shitstorm she stirred up about Swalwell with the Axios report of him potentially sleeping, allegedly, with Fang Fang.
	Fang Fang.
	Fang Fang.
	So now there's a follow-up report.
	And it just gets better.
	Sean Wilson saw some of Christine Fong's tactics firsthand, especially at one event he remembers vividly.
	Notice the music.
	The music is already meant to put you in a mood of, this is just a throwaway story.
	You expect the Mac versus PC guy to come out, you know.
	So how do you feel about the story already?
	Sean Wilson saw some of Christine Fong's tactics firsthand, especially at one event he remembers vividly, a soiree for the local Democratic Party.
	I think this was probably perhaps the third or fourth interaction in which I've had with her, and she just seemed to gravitate to people.
	The interactions that she had with my boss, Scott Aggardy, it was a little awkward.
	We're all sitting around the table and when she was done chatting at one table, she came directly to our table and sat really, really close, like whispered a few times in his ear.
	And after when we talked, he had spoken to me about the conversation and like, She was wondering if there's a way she can help out or if she can do something for us, like in the office.
	She was trying to finagle her way into our circle and try to do something.
	And what did your boss Scott say about the meeting?
	He says she had bad breath.
	That's a kicker if I ever heard once.
	I don't know.
	Do you think they're trying to soften this up a little bit now that he's for real up for removal from the Intelligence Committee?
	Well, uh...
	I don't think it's going to be successful because there's the powers that are trying to get him off the Intelligence Committee.
	And it is kind of sketchy how he got on in the first place because as some Republican once said in one of the reports I've seen, it's not something a freshman congressman doesn't go right onto the Intelligence Committee.
	It's rare.
	He was put on there by Feinstein and it doesn't make any sense because it takes years to get on that committee.
	It's a plum job.
	Maybe before he was banging the Fang Fang, he was banging the Nance Nance.
	She put them on there.
	Well, you tried to make that work.
	No, I didn't.
	Thanks.
	Thanks for appreciating the efforts.
	I was going to give you a C for effort.
	Okay, well, thank you.
	I'll take a little ding there.
	An F for effort.
	It's a D for ding.
	That's what I just gave myself.
	Well, anyway, yeah, so this, well, Swalwell's got to go.
	I mean, this guy's, man, he's just a screw-up anyway.
	Yeah, but they're not letting him go.
	The point they make, by the way, these Chinese, the fang-fang types, They took him out.
	They apparently take you right from the bottom.
	He was put into city government, regional government.
	They just find some dummy.
	You have to be a dupe or a real sucker to fall for this because, you know, you get some...
	Why is the Chinese government helping me become city council member?
	I don't know.
	What's that line over there?
	What's that line over there?
	I'll go stand with all those people.
	Yeah, same guy.
	So they do that.
	They really get you in 100%.
	So at that point, you have to just assume the person's useless as an American.
	Well, I think this is how it works in general.
	So Swalwell came up through the ranks and he got helped and he had attention, etc.
	Who knows where a fang-fang comes from?
	Maybe Pelosi sent her in herself.
	I don't know.
	But Chuck Schumer, his fair-haired boy was Anthony Weiner, councilman, shacked up with Jon Stewart in Hoboken.
	Yeah, but that's...
	That's a lot different than a guy by the Chinese.
	I'm saying different people got to him at the bottom, but it's still getting to these people at the bottom.
	Yeah, perverts!
	Yes, the pervert league.
	CCP stands for something in that world, I'm sure.
	Okay, so I think that...
	Chinese communist perverts.
	We'll bring this back around to China.
	I'd just like to give you the...
	It is a multi-minute report from CNN, but it covers everything we would potentially need to cover regarding the president's potential bid to usurp the crowning of Bo Jiden as the president and kingmaker of the United States.
	So we can discuss after, or if you want, we can interrupt during the report, but everything is in here.
	We are learning of a heated Oval Office meeting Friday where Trump allies floated ideas of ways to overturn the election.
	I want to go straight to CNN's Jeremy Diamond.
	Jeremy, just when we thought we couldn't hear anything crazier, what are we learning about this meeting?
	What are we learning?
	Just so you know, it's crazy.
	Whatever's happening, it's just crazy.
	That lead-in by itself has set you up.
	Well, it's very clear that as President Trump continues to refuse to accept that he lost this presidential election to President-elect Joe Biden, the president is also still consulting aides and allies for more ways that he could possibly move to continue to contest this election or at least undermine the legitimacy of Joe Biden's election as the 46th president of the United States.
	That on Friday, the president met with Michael Flynn, the former national security advisor, who was pardoned by the president despite having pled guilty to counts of lying to the FBI, and his attorney, Sidney Powell, who has been trafficking these deranged conspiracy theories about the 2020 election that have been roundly and thoroughly debunked.
	The president, nonetheless, during this meeting, apparently was talking about potentially...
	That's just...
	Not true, what he's saying there, roundly and thoroughly been debunked, but okay.
	I think he did it.
	That can be secret, right?
	That doesn't have to be disclosed if a special prosecutor is appointed or does it?
	I have no idea.
	I think it doesn't have to be disclosed.
	I would find that peculiar.
	Well, the requirement is definitely that it has to be someone outside of government.
	I have a feeling somehow he's finagled that.
	I'm not sure.
	It's crazy, of course.
	That's just crazy.
	Everything's been debunked about that woman.
	To investigate voter fraud in the 2020 election, despite a total lack of evidence of any widespread voter fraud.
	Ooh, there we go.
	Total lack of evidence of any widespread voter fraud.
	Thanks, CNN. In this election.
	And he also discussed, apparently, this idea that Michael Flynn has brought up recently about using martial law to rerun the 2020 presidential election.
	I want you to listen to this crackpot idea brought up by Michael Flynn recently.
	You understand what happens.
	Like, my head whips around.
	What?
	Someone calling me?
	Crackpot ideas?
	Rerun the 2020 presidential election.
	I want you to listen to this crackpot idea brought up by Michael Flynn recently on another network, and then we'll talk about it.
	He could order within the swing states.
	If he wanted to, he could take military capabilities and he could place them in those states and basically rerun an election in each of those states.
	I mean, it's not unprecedented.
	I mean, these people out there talking about martial law, it's like it's something that we've never done.
	Martial law has been instituted 64, 64 times.
	Now, it is not clear at all that that idea is being seriously considered, but it did come up in this meeting in the Oval Office.
	We should also note that the military has made very clear...
	That's interesting how he positions that.
	You know, this is all based upon source unnamed hearsay, but this came up, this did come up in the Oval Office.
	Something that we've never done.
	We've done, martial law has been instituted 64, 64 times.
	Now, it is not clear at all that that idea is being seriously considered, but it did come up in this meeting in the Oval Office.
	We should also note that the military has made very clear that they would never be involved in any efforts as it relates to overturning the results of the election or determining who the next president will be.
	That is a job for the voters and for the electors who have already chosen Joe Biden as the next president of the United States.
	And we should also point out that many of these ideas being floated by Sidney Powell and Michael Flynn, while they were enticing to the president, they apparently drew a significant backlash from some of the president's advisers, including the White House counsel, Pat Cipollone, and the White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows.
	In fact, sources are telling us that the meeting devolved into a screaming match at times.
	One source calling it, quote, ugly as Flynn and Powell accused the president's advisers of not pushing hard enough to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
	What is clear, Biana, is that this effort is continuing.
	And a source told me earlier this week that the president has even floated with some advisers staying at the White House past inauguration day before being talked down from that ledge.
	Oh, he was on the ledge.
	The president is engaging with some of these very dangerous and concerning ideas.
	The question is how far he will continue to take it.
	We will have to wait and see on that one.
	I think.
	I'm Amazingly enough, the guy covered it all.
	That was actually a damn good report, considering how lopsided it was.
	Yeah, but it had a lot in there, and I thought that was quite interesting.
	So, when you get stuff like that, and I'm just going to give you the...
	Who is that guy?
	Oh, I could figure it out at the beginning.
	I don't know.
	Never mind.
	It sounded like a weekend guy, even.
	He's definitely pretty good.
	He's got potential.
	You follow orders great.
	So, this is the general thinking, is that we're still awaiting this report, the big report.
	Where's the report, everybody?
	We don't have the report yet.
	Now, listen to this.
	I think this is Martha on Fox News, and she's asking Katie McFarland, who was, she was an assistant or deputy national security advisor in the past, And she's asked about, well, why is this report that by executive order had to be delivered on the 18th, 45 days after the election, about the 2020 election?
	This is the big 2018 executive order.
	It's been delayed.
	What is going on?
	What is happening?
	And KT McFarland fails a little bit in the messaging, so luckily Martha picks it up for her.
	Remember, it's Fox.
	KT, I know you were listening to that conversation about election interference.
	I'm just curious what your thoughts are on the delay of that report tonight.
	How meaningful is that?
	Oh, that's pretty significant.
	What that means is there's not uniform agreement within the intelligence community about whether there was or wasn't Chinese influence and how much there was or wasn't.
	I think you've got to assume that at least one part of our intelligence community thinks that there was major interference, which is why there's a debate over this.
	Now, I suspect that when the report comes out, you know, they always want to make these things sound like everybody agrees.
	Well, chances are not everybody does agree on this.
	And what kind of influence and what kind of interruption was it?
	Was it something to do with cyber attacks?
	Was it something to do with, you know, the balloting?
	Was it something to do with influence peddling?
	Was it something to do with like bots and kind of stirring the pot?
	All of those things are a range of issues.
	And I'm assuming that the reason this is delayed is because there probably is something pretty explosive in there.
	Yeah, it's.
	It feels like every day there is another story about an investigation or an infiltration by China into different parts of our lives.
	So, you know, I don't think it's going to surprise anybody if we learn that there was more there than we originally saw.
	Yeah, so...
	How you doing?
	What are you drinking?
	I'm going to explain why this report hasn't come out.
	Wait, is that a Pabst Blue Ribbon?
	Oh, here we go.
	He's going to do it, everybody.
	Yeah, you know he's going to do it.
	Let's do it.
	Go for it.
	So.
	Hold on.
	Thank you.
	Okay, good.
	So, the reason this report hasn't come out, there's a logical reason, the Occam's Razor reason.
	Okay.
	It's because the guy who's the acting director of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, who's Brandon Wales, who took over from Chris Krebs.
	Oh, the new guy, yeah.
	He doesn't want to get fired.
	So he's just going to delay the report?
	Yep.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Because Chris Krebs came out right after the election.
	It looks like we found nothing.
	It looks like there was a legitimate election.
	He fired on Twitter.
	On the spot, on November 17th, fired on Twitter by Trump, and everybody now knows, uh-oh, anything, you're going to do this?
	No.
	We'll just put it off.
	I don't want to do the report on the 20th.
	I'm going to put it off because they'll fire me on the 21st.
	I won't get my pension.
	I won't be in office long enough.
	Wait a minute.
	But couldn't the Bo Jidens convince you to do that with the promise of hiring you right back?
	I mean, that's where I would go.
	You shut up.
	You shut up.
	And you just wait until the whole thing's over and then you try to just stay in this office.
	Spoken like a true air pollution inspector who knows how it works.
	Who knows how it works.
	Okay, so interestingly, the only person in the current administration pushing back on this being China...
	Is Pompeo.
	And Pompeo is a good old CIA guy.
	Of course.
	I would like to know what this is all about.
	Well, as I... What I believe...
	Okay.
	I think the CIA did this...
	I have a clip, by the way.
	Let's play the clip.
	I'm trying to do a sequence here, but what clip do you want me to play?
	Pompeo says Russia did it.
	Oh, good.
	I'm glad you have that one.
	Okay, here we go.
	Secretary of State Mike Pompeo blamed Russia for the widespread cyber attack on federal agencies and U.S. companies in a radio interview late yesterday.
	Speaking on The Mark Levin Show, Pompeo said the government is still working through the breach, but that it was, quote, pretty clearly a Russian intrusion.
	Pompeo is the first Trump administration official to publicly link the ongoing hack to Russia.
	U.S. officials believe between March and June 18,000 organizations were compromised after using a popular network management software that was infected with malicious code.
	Russia denies being behind the attack.
	Okay, so I'll go back to the premise from the last show when this came out.
	You notice it really isn't being discussed in the manner to which it should be.
	If it is true what we're hearing about the severity of the attack, this was friendly fire.
	This was CIA. Personally, I think this was on schedule.
	It doesn't matter who would be president or who was coming in or who was going out.
	This is the big mother load.
	This is what was promised to us about six months ago.
	And the promise came from Klaus Schwab?
	We all know, but still pay insufficient attention.
	To the frightening scenario of a comprehensive cyber attack, which would bring to a complete halt to the power supply, transportation, hospital services, our society as a whole.
	The COVID-19 crisis would be seen in this respect as a small disturbance in comparison to a major cyber attack.
	To use the COVID-19 crisis as a timely opportunity to reflect on the lessons the cybersecurity community can draw and improve our preparedness for a potential cyber pandemic.
	The potential cyber pandemic.
	It's not like he didn't tell us they were going to do this.
	It's not the Russians.
	The Russians are much better, and they make it look like everybody else did it.
	I don't think it's the Chinese either.
	This is on schedule, and something bad's gonna happen, and Trump will get blamed because he fired the CISA guy.
	Well...
	You don't think that's possible?
	No, I don't think...
	I think you can interpret it differently.
	I think you can say, because of what that guy said, this was an involuntary audit.
	You set up shop in this...
	Using this other system and creating a virus that is just undetectable, apparently.
	This was a penetration test.
	I said apparently, but I'm sorry I said that.
	It's okay.
	But you create an undetectable Trojan, and you're the CIA, and you go in to audit the major systems to see what's in there that might be a threat to the country.
	Hmm.
	So it was like a penetration test.
	Yeah, well, a little bit beyond the penetration test.
	We failed.
	An illegal one for sure, but at the same time, it would do the trick.
	Well, what was great is that, I'm just saying the reason why...
	By the way, it could be the NSA too, for all we know, or a combined effort between two or three agencies.
	Yeah, but FireEye lost their tools.
	The CIA lost their tools.
	It's always handy.
	Oh, they got our tools.
	We don't really know.
	That could have all been a red herring for all we really know.
	Well, I mean, if we really knew anything, we wouldn't have to do this show, now would we?
	Well, I know, we wouldn't.
	We could just sleep in.
	So the only reason I'm connecting it to the CIA is because of the Russia accusation from the good CIA man Pompeo.
	Now, there you go.
	I agree that by throwing out another version of a red herring, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, which everybody seems to lap up like lapdogs, it would be a good distraction.
	I agree.
	Do lapdogs actually lap?
	Yeah, they do.
	I don't think so.
	A lapdog sits on your lap.
	Oh, a lapdog sits on your lap.
	Okay.
	Well, like a lapping lapdog.
	So here's Pompeo speaking at Georgia Tech, railing on China, because that he continues to do.
	Look, they know.
	That left-leaning college campuses are rife with anti-Americanism and present easy targets for their anti-American messaging.
	That's why they planted Confucius Institutes on our campuses.
	And under President Trump, our State Department has made very clear these Confucius Institutes are literally up to no good.
	Many have gone away.
	Many campuses have seen that, and they've chosen to close down these institutes.
	But right here in Georgia, Wesleyan College still has one in Macon.
	Look, it's why there are groups on campuses called Chinese Student Scholars Association here, too.
	They're directed and almost always funded by the Chinese embassy or a local Chinese consulate.
	It's purpose to keep tabs.
	On students.
	And to press pro-Beijing causes.
	Now you would think that freedom-loving places like Georgia Tech and institutions and scholars all across the world, administrators, school faculty would be more up in arms about the Chinese Communist Party's outright theft and flagrant violation of freedoms that I've described.
	But we see it too seldom.
	Well, why?
	Why do schools censor themselves?
	They often do it out of fear of offending China.
	Indeed, I must tell you that MIT was an interest in having me to their campus to give this exact set of remarks.
	President Rafael Reif implied that my arguments might insult their ethnic Chinese students and professors.
	But of course, nothing could be further from the truth.
	Those are the very people that this set of remarks is intended to protect, to protect their freedoms.
	Uh-oh.
	Where have we heard that before?
	To protect their freedoms.
	Intelligence work takes place within a strong legal framework.
	We operate under the rule of law and are accountable for it.
	In some countries, secret intelligence is used to control their people.
	In ours, it only exists to protect their freedoms.
	Protect their freedoms.
	To protect their freedoms.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	Say no more.
	It's code.
	It's code.
	We hear you, Pompeo.
	Message received, sir.
	Red dash alpha message in two parts.
	Now back to a few interesting little tidbits.
	By the way, the tidbit in there that I thought was interesting was the MIT refusal from the Secretary of Defense of the State Department.
	The Secretary of State of the United States of America refused at MIT to let him speak on campus.
	Yep.
	What country is MIT located in?
	The country of Massachusetts, which we're going to secede soon.
	You know, this is absolutely shameful.
	Shameful that MIT would not allow the Secretary of State of the United States of America to speak on its campus.
	What are they up to?
	Hey, funders, take another look at them.
	So, CNN continuing.
	So, where Fox is all about China, China, China, CNN is ramping up with TWS, Trump withdrawal syndrome.
	And since the president obviously is going to implement martial law, And we'll have the military on his side because both the president and the military have sworn a singular oath to uphold and defend the Constitution.
	And to step into the cities.
	Yeah, they just might have to do that.
	For sure, if they don't do it this time around, it probably won't happen in our lifetime.
	So I wouldn't mind seeing it just from an excitement spectator point of view and as a journalist.
	But Rolf brought on William Cohen, former Secretary of Defense, one of my favorite Secretaries of Defense, for he is the one who spoke openly about the earthquake machines that are deployed by countries all around the world, and I believe spurred us on to use said technologies as well.
	And here he is talking about the briefings.
	Oh my!
	All of a sudden there was confusion.
	The Pentagon was refusing to give security briefings to the transition team of Bo Jiden Apparent, and the Pentagon says, no, no, no, we just took one day off, we had two weeks coming off for the holiday, the transition team says something different, so William Cohen came on to clear this up with Brolf.
	Since the election, Mr.
	Secretary, President Trump has actually been purging various civilian leadership over at the Pentagon, including the Defense Secretary himself.
	He's been installing a bunch of loyalists.
	This week, President Trump placed his former campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, on a Pentagon military advisory board.
	Do you believe this is appropriate?
	I think this is a signal to the American people.
	Just think what would have happened had Donald Trump been re-elected.
	What?
	What?
	Just think.
	What can you think if he had been re-elected?
	What is the signal?
	I mean, would he have been lining people up and shooting them in the back of the head?
	Apparently, yes.
	Into a ditch?
	This is something he has wanted to do from day one.
	He's been inhibited somewhat from doing these things because of the fear of re-election.
	But if he were to have been re-elected, this is just a sample of what he's doing.
	Purging.
	The various agencies of the expertise.
	Oh, I see.
	This is what he would categorize as draining the swamp.
	This is categorized on CNN as the expertise.
	Let's listen to this expertise, shall we?
	The real intelligence operatives, etc., and putting his loyalties in.
	These are people who pay fealty.
	He has to force them.
	He wants them to just simply kiss the ring.
	And that's just an example of it.
	Now, on a substantive basis, it doesn't change much.
	The advisory boards don't have real power in the sense they can make decisions.
	Then what's your point?
	They can help a secretary of defense make more of a wiser decision because they comprise a group of people who are out in the world, either in academia or in the business world, or who are defense experts.
	And security experts like Henry Kissinger and Secretary Albright.
	Oh, no.
	Corpse experts.
	All of the experts.
	And it's really sort of an obscene gesture to the Biden supporters.
	Stick this guy off the air.
	All right, I'll take him off the air if you can't handle it.
	That guy, did you notice he was hyperventilating?
	Yes, because I think he's upset.
	He's upset.
	This is TWS. Because Corey Lewandowski was on some meaningless advisory board.
	He said so himself.
	Yeah, and he took off because that's what they were on.
	Albright and Kissinger, they were on the same advisory boards.
	Oh, they cut their monthly salaries down by a grand or so.
	I think they do better than that.
	Think so for being on an advisory board?
	Kissinger?
	I think he just does it for leverage.
	I think they do better than that.
	I really do.
	Okay, just a few more.
	This is one other data point that people are looking at, like, uh-oh, uh-oh, because things are happening.
	We haven't seen the president in five days after all, so something must be up.
	I have a clip for you.
	Okay, what do you have?
	President MIA. Tonight, President Trump out of sight for five straight days.
	While COVID deaths spiked, Congress struggled to reach a relief bill and amid a suspected Russian cyber security attack.
	President Trump, what is he doing today?
	Is he helping respond to the pandemic?
	Is he helping us pass a bipartisan relief bill?
	Is he helping us respond to this Russian attack?
	In this setting, not to have the White House aggressively speaking out and protesting.
	Romney!
	What is he talking about?
	Hello, everybody.
	I'm Mitt Romney.
	It's Romney.
	I once ran for president, if you can remember.
	What is he doing?
	He's using Biden's old guys.
	Hey, Joe, thanks for letting me use your boys, because it sounds great, man.
	...aggressively speaking out.
	And protesting and taking punitive action is really quite extraordinary.
	The president's last public comments?
	An interview that aired Sunday, where he repeated baseless claims of voter fraud.
	And we're going to continue to go forward.
	While there's been a parade of administration officials before the camera this week, the president has had no public events on his schedule.
	Instead, tweeting more than 80 times since Monday.
	I hope the public heard the president talk with you.
	There's a lot of work that goes on that isn't necessarily public, but he is hard at work.
	NBC News presidential historian Michael Beschloss.
	What message does it send to the American public to not hear from the president during a pivotal week?
	If you do not have the president responding to crises and explaining what he's going to do about them, it makes people extremely anxious and nervous.
	President Trump did speak with French President Macron Thursday, who tested positive for COVID, wishing him a speedy recovery.
	Lester?
	All right, Kristen, thanks.
	Wow.
	Now, hold on.
	What the hell is an NBC presidential historian?
	They had that guy.
	They brought him on.
	He was the NBC presidential historian.
	What was the guy's name?
	I don't, it was just, it was not the end of the clip there, but the point is, is that what is the network doing with a presidential historian?
	I'm the presidential historian, really?
	What college do you teach at?
	Oh no, I'm at NBC. Let's see, Michael Beschloss, was that the guy?
	Yeah, maybe.
	Yes, he is in a...
	I believe that is his gig?
	I'm not sure.
	What kind of gig is this?
	Sounds like a cushy one.
	No kidding!
	So he's a presidential historian and he works for NBC. So it's not like NBC created this gig and then gave it to this guy.
	He is one.
	They specifically cited him as the NBC presidential historian.
	For $500,000 a year?
	You bet.
	You call me whatever the hell you want.
	If the guy gets 80, it would be a miracle.
	I'll be the NBC presidential VJ. All right.
	Then, we have Senator-elect Tuberville.
	Where's Tuberville from?
	Tuberville.
	This is one of those new guys.
	Tuberville?
	Tuberville.
	Is he another one of those guys that goes on Zoom?
	No, this is a thing he did.
	Tommy Tuberville.
	Holy crap, what a great name.
	Tommy Tuberville, everybody!
	W-H-T-Z-Z-100!
	Yoo-hoo!
	Tommy Tuberville.
	He is Alabama.
	Ah, there you go.
	Tommy's in Alabama.
	I think this is Tommy.
	I think it's Tommy.
	Well, Tommy was speaking...
	Uh-oh.
	What are we doing here?
	Tommy was speaking to everybody, and here's what he had to say.
	It was written by someone who's a current staffer.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is about what happened behind closed doors at the Supreme Court when Texas filed their lawsuit.
	No one has any leaked audio, but this is people familiar with what was said.
	For one of the Supreme Court justices, and I'll just describe the report to you that I read, and you can make up what you will.
	He said that the justices, as they always do, went into a closed room to discuss cases they're taking or to debate.
	There's no phones, no computers, no nothing.
	No one else is in the room except for the nine justices.
	It's typically very civil.
	They usually don't hear any sound.
	They just debate what they're doing.
	But when a Texas case was brought up, he said he heard screaming through the walls.
	As Justice Roberts and the other liberal justices were insisting that this case not be taken up.
	And the reason, the words that were heard through the wall when Justice Thomas and Justice Alito were citing Bush v.
	Gore from John Roberts were, I don't give a...
	I don't want to hear about it.
	At that time we didn't have riots.
	So what he was saying was that he was afraid of what would happen if they did the right thing.
	And I'm sorry but that is moral cowardice.
	And we in the SREC, I'm an SREC member, we put those words in very specifically because the charge of the Supreme Court is to ultimately be our final arbitrator, our final line of defense for right and wrong.
	And they did not do their duty.
	So I think we should leave these words in because I want to send a strong message to them.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, fighting words.
	Yeah, hearsay.
	Yeah, of course it's hearsay.
	Has that ever happened where someone overheard something going on behind closed doors in deliberation at the Supreme Court?
	I find this hard to believe.
	That's a good story, though.
	That's a great story.
	It's totally believable.
	It is believable.
	I dive right in.
	All right.
	Actually.
	Yeah, I do it, too.
	I'm trying to fix that.
	I have two.
	Okay, I'm going to give you a choice here.
	Would you rather hear Patrick Byrne about the China's assassin mace, or would you rather hear Cardinal Burke?
	About the Great Reset.
	This is a tough choice.
	Why?
	I'll tell you my answer.
	Okay.
	I want to hear both.
	Okay.
	We'll start off with Patrick Byrne.
	He is the CEO, was the CEO of Overstock.com, was by his own account.
	This is different.
	This is new from the last time you played him?
	Yeah.
	He's been on a lot of different shows.
	Not anything mainstream, so he's done several Newsmax, but he goes on, he's not even getting on Fox Business anymore.
	And he's actually, he's come out and he's talked about, you know, the bribery they did with Hillary Clinton.
	And he's opened up more about that.
	And it was for $18 million.
	And, you know, he's just out there talking more.
	Data control.
	Kind of.
	But this is him on The Chinese Assassin.
	People should be aware that for over a decade, there's been references in Chinese national security literature to a coming what they call assassin's mace, Sha Shoujian.
	Sha Shoujian refers to an ancient war between two kingdoms and one kingdom.
	Instead of having to go to war, the king gets the right assassin in the right place and with one stroke of a club...
	It eliminates his opponent, and so the kingdom takes over the other without having to fight a war.
	For about a decade, our national security folks have been wondering, why are the Chinese referring to a coming assassin's mace, a one-stroke way of taking out the United States?
	And they've been wondering, is this going to be the new aircraft carrier, the new stealth missile, the ballistic missile, the hypersonic missile?
	Our guys have been wondering for a decade, what is this coming one-stroke Assassin's Mace.
	I think we're now experiencing the Assassin's Mace.
	It's a way of taking us out without fighting, which is of course the best way.
	Last time I was on Newsmax a couple weeks ago, two or three weeks ago, it sounded crazy.
	I was still trying to convince people there's been massive industrial scale election fraud.
	At this point, if people aren't living under a rock, they know that.
	We don't have to argue.
	I'll leave it to others like Sidney to argue and explain what's going on.
	But the truth is there are fingerprints on this.
	Certainly Venezuela and Cuba, but also the trail goes back to Iran, Pakistani intelligence, and China.
	And their fingerprints are over this, including that Smartmatic...
	It gets funded.
	Chinese money comes into Smartmatic Venezuela, and then it bounces to Smartmatic Panama.
	And we've already discovered a bunch of this stuff.
	We're way ahead.
	What's coming up in the press now is the stuff we kind of figured out three weeks ago.
	So Chinese fingerprints are indeed on Smartmatic, and it looks to me like they organized a...
	Their assassin's mace turns out not to be a missile.
	It turns out to destroy our election system to take us down.
	See, that's where I think he messes it up.
	I think he's got that part wrong.
	I looked into this assassin's mace, and it goes back for 10, 12 years that they're talking about the assassin's mace.
	We're going to do it.
	I think that's what the coronavirus was.
	That's more likely that that's their assassin's mace, and just everything flowed down from that.
	Have you ever heard of this term?
	Assassin's mace?
	No, this is all news to me.
	Alright, winding up my coverage, unless you have anything else, with the good Cardinal Burke, who I would say is the Republican Party representative of the church.
	Is that fair to say?
	Is he kind of like the conservative guy?
	Yeah, I guess.
	I thought you would know.
	He sounds so familiar.
	Cardinal Burke.
	Well, Burke, I think it sounds familiar because we've been talking about Burks, the virus woman for so long.
	That's Burks.
	That's with an I-R-X, Burks.
	Cardinal Burke.
	Cardinal Burke sees it, sees the problem, and two minutes of him explaining what it is.
	We come to our Lady of Guadalupe on her feast day with troubled and heavy hearts.
	Our nation is going through a crisis which threatens its very future as free and democratic.
	The worldwide spread of Marxist materialism which has already brought destruction and death to the lives of so many and which has threatened the foundations of our nation for decades and now seems to seize the governing power over our nation.
	To attain economic gains, we as a nation have permitted ourselves to become dependent upon the Chinese Communist Party, an ideology totally opposed to the Christian foundations upon which families and our nation remain safe and prosper.
	I speak of the United States of America But evidently, many other nations are in the throes of a similar, most alarming crisis.
	Then there is the mysterious Wuhan virus, about whose nature and prevention the mass media daily give us conflicting information.
	What is clear, however, is that it has been used by certain forces Inimical to families and to the freedom of nations, to advance their evil agenda, these forces tell us that we are now the subjects of the so-called Great Reset, the New Normal.
	Which is dictated to us by their manipulation of citizens and nations through ignorance and fear.
	Now we are supposed to find in a disease and its prevention the way to understand and direct our lives rather than in God and in His plan for our salvation.
	Here's a tip for our current president.
	All that fake news yelling and China, China.
	The Cardinal pretty much said the same thing you've been saying.
	But when he just does it calmly and puts it all together, in two minutes you understand the sitch.
	And no one's triggered.
	No one's flipping out in the church.
	He said it all.
	Wuhan virus, China.
	Burke for president.
	Yeah, it's style.
	It's a good style.
	I like it.
	Yeah, you kind of like it.
	You don't go to church.
	What do you know?
	I don't go to church on Sunday.
	What do you mean?
	We are in church!
	This is our church of Gitmo Nation.
	And you're yelling and screaming, and so am I! And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in China!
	John C. Dvorak!
	Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	In the morning, all ships of sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and the knights out there.
	What was that yelp you made?
	What happened?
	I was about to sneeze, and I staved it off by a rigorous attack on my nose.
	You yelped.
	You went, ooh!
	You went, ooh!
	In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
	Everybody there, raise your hands.
	Let's see what we got.
	We got...
	Well, I didn't get a count.
	What the hell is going on?
	Uh-oh.
	They took away my power.
	Somebody count the trolls.
	I don't know how many trolls there are.
	I've been...
	Oh, my God.
	John, my secret command.
	You had a secret command?
	Well, it's an admin command.
	You can issue that, and it tells you how many trolls are in there, and it's not working.
	Oh, six million.
	Six million.
	Doug, okay, Doug was able to do it.
	1,958.
	Nick the Rad's like, it's over, Curry!
	Yes.
	All right, everybody.
	Thank you for being here.
	They've taken over the place.
	They have.
	The trolls are in the troll room.
	You can find it at noagendastream.com.
	This is one of my pushes for the features of Podcasting 2.0, that every app gives you access to a troll room for every podcast you listen to.
	It's such a great idea.
	The, what has been going on here for over 10 years.
	Um, while you're in there, uh, which is where you control, obviously, but you can also listen to every single one of the shows from get monation on the 24 hour, seven, 24, seven live stream.
	Uh, ask for an invite to no agenda, social.com, which is our algo free social network.
	It's federated.
	So you can cross all over the globe, This is not some small little thing.
	There's lots of people who are on it.
	You'd be amazed.
	And because of the signal-to-noise ratio, it is incredibly nice and powerful just to have discourse of some...
	I mean, yeah, discourse.
	It even works for you.
	I've seen you threaten people with the block button a lot.
	What?
	Well, you threaten people.
	You say, hey, that'll get you blocked!
	When do I do this?
	Never.
	Oh, okay.
	Never.
	All right.
	That's noagendasocial.com.
	And we'd like to thank Taunta Nail, who brought us the artwork for episode number 1304-1304.
	We titled that The Ten Days of Darkness, Only Five More to Go.
	And this was based upon our outstanding business strategy of recommending that businesses put up a pole, a stripper pole, have some go-go dancers in order to remain open, which is the law if you have a strip club.
	Yeah, if you've got strippers, you can stay open.
	But if you've got just good, you know, what kind of things they close.
	You can't sit down at a restaurant, at least in most places.
	In Texas, you can.
	Right.
	But it was from California.
	San Diego, I think, had it.
	Yeah, now everyone is using this rule to open up their restaurants.
	And so this was a stripper on a pole.
	The pole was one of those wooden prickers that you put in your sandwich.
	And it was indeed stuck into the sandwich.
	And lo and behold, I tweeted this picture yesterday.
	I don't know if you saw it.
	Maybe on No Agenda Social.
	Tina and I went to this little place in East Austin called Moore.
	And the menu had a go-go grill right on the front.
	Almost the same one.
	Not on the pole.
	You sent this out.
	Yeah.
	A very sketchy restaurant.
	It's a very nice restaurant, actually.
	Strip for Brunch was the name of it.
	Something like that.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Telling you, man.
	You can stay in California as long as you want.
	I'm happy to be here.
	Yeah, well, you definitely have the better situation with the restaurants.
	They're trying to push everybody out of business here.
	Now, we needed to discuss something about this artwork.
	Except the French Laundry.
	No, no, no.
	That's allowed.
	French Laundry is allowed.
	We had to discuss something about the artwork, if I recall.
	Yeah.
	What did we have?
	Well, we had different...
	Darren O'Neill had a version of...
	He had a stripper.
	He had a stripper.
	Just wasn't...
	I mean, come on.
	He just nailed it with the sandwich.
	I don't remember what the controversy was.
	I know that wasn't our first pick.
	The stripper on the sandwich.
	Yeah.
	It's not something you wake up and think, hey, stripper on a sandwich.
	Oh yes, you wanted to make sense, you wanted to talk about people using hypodermic needles.
	Oh yeah, I mentioned this before, I mentioned it on the show, I don't think anything should be art for the show that is cringy.
	Define cringy, good friend.
	No cringiness.
	And so that means ugly images, you know, Soros as a Sith, stuff like that.
	Satan.
	Satan.
	These things that make you...
	Anything that makes you go...
	And that includes a syringe in the arm.
	It's just not going to get picked.
	I mean, I'm just not going to...
	And there's too much of it.
	There's a bunch of it here.
	You won't have it.
	You won't allow it.
	Well, I mean, literally, yes.
	I won't allow it, personally.
	We both have one veto on each other's picks.
	Yeah.
	And I'm just telling you that in advance.
	And you're dying on that hill, huh?
	That's your pick?
	Needles?
	Well, needles.
	I've already seen.
	Here's the one.
	Here's the one.
	This was the one by Tonta Neal.
	Of a hand holding a syringe and the hand's all blistered and it's beat up.
	I think it was a Black Lives Matter or an anarchy hand.
	Yeah, that's what you deconstructed it.
	I just said, I don't care what it is.
	It's not what we're going to use for show art because it's gruesome.
	If you want to see what we're talking about, and in fact, a lot of this art shows up in our chapters, which is a podcasting 2.0 feature.
	Go find all of the new apps that do this at newpodcastapps.com.
	I'm going to keep plugging this, man.
	We're leading the charge.
	And I can already see something that we will not choose today.
	I know which one you're going to say, too.
	Comic strip blogger.
	Yeah, he's always got a butt.
	He likes putting butts on it as a cover.
	But now he has a mask mandate notice shoved up somebody's butt?
	Yeah, because it was a clip you played.
	Oh, this is just not, this is not going to win.
	He just does it as a joke.
	He's got this stock butt that he just finds many uses for.
	Where's my butt?
	I know I got a butt around here somewhere.
	All right, no agenda, artgenerator.com.
	Thank you very much, Tump the Nail.
	We appreciate the love and work that all of our artists put into it, of course.
	We criticize because that's why they do it.
	They either want to win or be told why they didn't win.
	And that is a service we provide.
	It's nice to tell somebody why they didn't win.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's not as happy, but it's nice.
	It's part of the Jack Welch School of Management, I would say.
	Jack Welch.
	You're fired, and here's why.
	You're fired, and here's why.
	Well, we have a few people that aren't fired.
	I want to thank them for contributing to the show, starting with...
	Andy Cracchiolo of the Night of the Cracks.
	Of the Cracks?
	Phoenix.
	Phoenix.
	1666.66.
	Lots of sixes.
	Nice.
	I recently donated, he writes, the first time in the amount of 1333.33 as a thank you for enjoyment, information, and great analysis of the slave world at large.
	I was fairly nervous.
	Upon my last donation, completely forgot what I wanted at the round table.
	So with this donation, I wanted to ask for extra mead for all my fellow barons and baronesses.
	Unless it was plenty of mead.
	Unless I forget plenty of blow and hookers for all.
	Of course.
	What do you think you are, man?
	This is not a Dave Rubin show.
	My previous knighthood as Knight of the Cracks, I asked to be upgraded to Baron Crack.
	You should meet up with Comic Strip Blogger to rule over the lands of all Arizona.
	And as a bonus, I would like to ask to rule over Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, as if it is a badass place to visit and vacation.
	All right.
	Cabo.
	Cabo, baby.
	Today, I'm donating 1666.66.
	I need a penny from you to finish barrenhood.
	Plus, it would screw up all the sixes.
	Okay.
	There it is.
	He threw it down twice.
	As well as I'm on my way to Grand Duke.
	I decided to donate that much as we have entered the realm of the beast.
	And she, Kamala, is about to take office.
	Tell me I'm wrong.
	She looks like a black tranny with bad surgery.
	Oh, man.
	Come on now.
	I just read this stuff.
	I mean, what can I do?
	There is no doubt that Bo Giant is not going to make it to inauguration, and if he does, he will be tossed within six months by the devil himself.
	Dear God, what a lesson for all the little girls out there that with hard work and fucking and sucking your way to the top with no moral compass or personal convictions, you can make it!
	Yay!
	Jesus, help us all.
	He is going straight to the point.
	For 1666.66, I'll read anything.
	That's right.
	It's not Fiverr.
	Anyways, keep rocking.
	Love the art from you all and your other execs.
	One last thing I'm sure you're both aware.
	Your takes are almost spot on.
	Spot on all the different subject matters you guys cover.
	Other than John's take on Sidney Powell, she's a true American hero.
	Okay, we'll see.
	Read it all.
	She's a true American hero.
	Yeah, she was the Enron, one of the Enron lawyers.
	No, that's incorrect.
	She is a true American hero.
	I don't care.
	You clearly don't care about the facts.
	I'm just trying to get to the note.
	No, you're editorializing.
	Well, he called me out.
	He opened the rules of engagement.
	Anyway, she is a true American hero and a patriot.
	How dare you call her otherwise?
	100,000 indictments coming.
	Trump forever.
	Oh, wait.
	No, John is right.
	We are effed with Biden.
	Why does he use effed now with Biden?
	He's the great reset fuck.
	Okay.
	Jeez.
	I like Jobs Karma Mix and need a lot of luck starting up.
	I like the fact that he sends big donations in so we don't have a lot of notes to read.
	Yeah.
	Hello.
	Sorry.
	I'm just not trying to be insulting.
	I like Jobs Karma Mix and need a lot of luck starting up a new real estate investment company.
	So, VJ Choice.
	Okay, here we go.
	Jobs.
	You've got karma.
	Okay, sorry kids for the profanities.
	Kevin Sawa, who's in the...
	Apparently the military's got an APO box.
	$1,000.
	Gentlemen, the dollar amount contains more gratitude than anything I might write.
	D-douche me and knight me, Sir Kevin of the irrigated rice fields.
	Hope to meet the members of Gitmo Nation when the European lockdowns let up.
	Oh, man.
	Right after Brexit.
	Right after Brexit.
	You've been de-douched.
	Well, thank you very much, and I'll see you at the roundtable.
	We have extra mead today, Kevin, so you'll enjoy it.
	Extra mead.
	Extra mead.
	Anonymous in Schoolcraft, Michigan, 58589.
	No name or location.
	Merry Christmas.
	You guys are life-changing.
	Love you.
	Love you all.
	Believe it.
	Yeah, we believe it.
	That's the kind of notes we have.
	Thank you, Anonymous.
	Thank you.
	John Passifici.
	Um...
	And I'm pretty sure he sent a note telling me how to pronounce that.
	466.66 Lutz, Florida.
	He needs a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	And you're on some list for the birthday.
	You're on the list.
	Thank you, John.
	Sir Dodd of the Pears in Pearland, Texas, 33333.
	Jingles, My Millennials.
	Karma, Sir Dodd of the Pears here.
	Thank you for the analysis of late.
	Stay safe, John.
	ITM, Karma for My Millennials.
	My millennials!
	Stay woke!
	You've got karma.
	So Chris of Carmel by the Sea in Walnut Creek, which is not in Carmel.
	333.33.
	Thank you for your courage.
	No, no, no.
	Merry Christmas.
	No, no, no.
	You gotta start.
	He opened that way for a reason.
	Oh, yeah, right.
	I'm sorry.
	It's for a reason.
	Hey, guys!
	Thank you for your courage and Merry Christmas to you and yours.
	All the best in the new year.
	Thanks for all the excellent media deconstruction over the past year.
	The show just keeps getting better.
	The COVID coverage in particular has been excellent.
	An antidote to the fear porn being peddled by the M5M. Keep calm and take your D3 citizen.
	Please add the love of my life and soulmate Dame Kristen to the birthday list.
	She will be celebrating her 29th on Christmas Eve.
	Love you, bird.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Okay, birds.
	Love you too, bird.
	Hey, bird.
	Hey, bird.
	Bird.
	Bird, bird, bird.
	Bird's a word.
	Michael Connie in Mansfield, Texas, 333.33.
	Hi, guy.
	Hi, guys!
	It's different a little bit.
	Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
	Anyways, I would like going...
	It's the groan that makes it work.
	I would like the goat karma, and that's true for my friend Ron and his family who are having a difficult time this holiday season.
	Thanks.
	Mike, with this donation, I have reached Knighthood accounting below.
	I choose my name, Surrender, and as for Hot Wings and Jean Cream Ale for the round table, I think he's on the list.
	Yes, he is.
	He is, absolutely.
	I even ordered his Hot Wings and Jean Cream Ale, so we're good to go, and here's your request.
	That's true.
	You've got karma.
	Keith Sarlous again.
	Yeah.
	He's coming back from where he can't take it.
	Ad special in Dear John and Adam, it closes my most recent donation.
	The donation has been secured.
	My place at the round table, since my first donation, I've had many in a family join our little wine family here in Starloose and Sons, and I am more than grateful.
	They say you don't become a man until you lose your father.
	This year I lost my father and became a man.
	This prompted me to do the right thing and support the show with my three Ts.
	I wanted to honor my family by thinking critically during the right and doing the right thing by helping others and to support worthy causes.
	I could not think of a more noble And worthy cause in the No Agenda show.
	We have a creed in our family we live by.
	We live to honor those that have come before us and to prepare the way for those yet to come.
	I'm donating to make sure the magnificent show continues so those who find it in the future will also be urged to seek their own knighthood.
	I would like to be known as Keith Sarlous, the Knight and Bacchus of Santa Inez Valley.
	I request Sarlous and Sons Wine and Santa Maria...
	Tri-tip at the table.
	Karma rain stick much needed in the valley.
	John should have also received the wine as promised.
	No.
	Not yet.
	There's a package get-in going on.
	I didn't get a lot of stuff.
	Hey, Karma rain stick.
	I don't feel comfortable doing a rain stick right now.
	No, no, we're not doing that.
	I don't feel very comfortable.
	It's very, he says, much needed.
	But, I mean, you've got to be on fire or dying of thirst.
	Because the rain stick is powerful stuff.
	And this is, we can get, swirl up all kinds of stuff right off the Gulf Coast.
	It doesn't seem like there's enough demand for it.
	Too much snow in Boston.
	Yeah, think about that.
	Exactly.
	But other than that, we can give him some karma.
	Yeah, of course we have some karma.
	Hello.
	You've got karma.
	Threw in a goat there.
	Okay, uh, Andrew Galway.
	Hi guys!
	Hey guys!
	See, this is the...
	We get...
	This will go on for months.
	Yeah.
	That, anyways, and I'm sure pod will be showing up a lot.
	No!
	No!
	I'll take a hey, guys, and anyways...
	The more you protest, the more likely it is to come in.
	You shouldn't have said anything.
	How about this?
	Any pods.
	Any pod?
	Any pods.
	Now you just combine it all.
	You got three in one go.
	Any pods...
	How about Hey Pods?
	I always get a lot of 33s popping up.
	But lately there's been far too many to ignore.
	The final sign was a credit card balance at 333 yesterday morning.
	I paid off the balance and donated.
	Appreciate you too for all you do.
	Could I get a health cover for my friend?
	She's been struck at home, stuck at home from work for a damn near a year due to an injury and it's been very rough recovery.
	She's still trying to get back on her feet.
	That's not good.
	I think I got some good side money coming my way, so a dealer's choice, jobs, karma as well, if you could.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Absolutely, and thank you for your courage.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	I like the hey pods with a Z, because we're like pod fathers.
	You know, hey pods!
	I'm okay with that.
	P-O-D-Z? P-O-D-Z. Hey pods!
	Okay, we'll see if it comes in.
	Baron Ed Laboutier in Hesperia, California.
	250 bucks to become his associate executive producer, but now he's pronouncing it differently.
	Pronunciation Laboutier boogity boogity boo.
	Keep up the good work.
	Thank you, Baron.
	Emily H. in Richmond, Virginia.
	250.
	I'm John and Adam.
	This is my first donation, so you can grant me a de-douching.
	You bet.
	You've been de-douched.
	I've been fortunate enough to remain employed during the Rona, and this donation is a portion of the profit-sharing bonus I received from my company.
	I figured what a better way to make use of the extra cash than donating the best podcasts in the universe.
	I was hit in the mouth back in March during Adam's first Rogan appearance.
	Call it fate, coincidence, what have you, but no agenda came into my life at exactly the right time.
	It's been just what I needed to stay sane and protect my amygdala from the BS known as coronavirus, the M5M shenanigans, and much more.
	As for jingles, can I get a fuck the EU, respect, and a terrier karma from all my...
	It's a French bulldog.
	Terrier karma for all my fellow no agenda slaves.
	You bet you can.
	Morgan Donations.
	While I'm driving off laughing, this is what I'll say.
	The EU.
	The EU. The EU. The EU.
	Oh, exactly.
	The EU.
	Oops.
	I'm sorry about that.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	There we go.
	Oh, yeah.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	You got goat and terrier and everything in it now.
	You got it all.
	Jake Long's next from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 24680.
	And he says, Jingles, China's asshole.
	Don't enslave me.
	Camel, I built back better.
	Foamer.
	We need hell-selling karma and job karma.
	My smoking hot lady and I are in the process of escape from Phil L.A. Mm-hmm.
	I own an audio company with bars and events as customers, so I basically don't own a company, and I'm looking for one of those job things to keep it together.
	We're also anticipating a housing bubble considering there's truly no reason to live in a liberal city unless you're feeling awkward around your hypocritical liberal friends.
	No restaurants, no nightlife, just litter.
	Litter.
	Boy, I should say pictures of Berkeley.
	Horrible.
	Talk about litter.
	Thankfully, we have our escape plan based on the state shaped like a middle finger.
	No service OTG, and there is a train tunnel nearby, so we all holler, listen to that horn every time it goes by.
	We've decided to re-read books before bed together.
	Right now we are reading A Brave New World Order, he's got it.
	That's pretty funny.
	That's a funny idea.
	Maybe there is a book called A Brave New World Order.
	Anyway, it's creepy how accurate it is to current life, much more than the COVID-1984 book.
	Thanks for all you do, Jake.
	All right, Jake.
	This is quite a lot you asked for, but we got it lined up.
	Johnny's asshole!
	For a better life, beyond your freedom, build back better.
	For someone else.
	Don't enslave me, Kamala!
	Oh my god!
	Woo!
	Listen to that horn!
	Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. And jobs.
	You've got karma. music Sir Rotorhead from Anthem, Arizona, comes in at $245.
	And he says, this donation is in honor of my smoking hot girlfriend, Erica's 45th trip around the sun.
	By the way, you might want to make a note on there.
	It's on the 20th.
	On the 20th, okay.
	I believe it's on the 20th.
	Happy birthday, love.
	And J.K. Sir Rotorhead actually sent a note in that mentions it.
	Oh, no, he doesn't say it.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, I forgot to remember my girlfriend's birthday is on the 20th.
	Okay, that's what he forgot.
	He wants that on there, I guess.
	Okay, on the 20th.
	Yeah, it's on the list.
	Back office has done a good job.
	All right.
	Craig Connett Jr.
	Wait, was there no karma or anything?
	That's it?
	No, that's his note.
	All right, good.
	Happy birthday.
	Yeah, it's on there.
	Craig Connett, Jr., Enfield, Connecticut.
	No note.
	Maybe he wants to be anonymous.
	I don't know.
	244-71.
	No, nothing under the subject line donation and nothing that I could find under Connett.
	So that's not the note that we have one scanned PDF. Is that from him?
	Well, maybe it is.
	Not to mention it.
	Hold on.
	Because I say that because it is in gray.
	So maybe there's a note.
	I got all kinds of stuff here.
	I got it.
	Good catch.
	Good catch.
	Thank you very much.
	Oh, there it is.
	He's got a squirrel with a nut.
	That's a really nice card.
	He's got squirrels.
	It's a squirrel card.
	He's got squirrels.
	He's got squirrels.
	My nuts are frozen.
	Yes, it does say that.
	My nuts are frozen.
	Blinded by the sun attempting to board the Mass Pike, I had a near miss with another motorist.
	A moment later, I noticed their Friend of the Pod bumper sticker.
	By the way, he did send a copy of the Friend of the Pod.
	It says Friend of the Pod.
	It almost ran him off the road.
	I will put it in the next news.
	Oh, brother.
	It said Friend of the Pod?
	Yeah, a bumper sticker that says Friend of the Pod.
	This is very bad.
	It's too late.
	You're on the wrong side of history.
	Stop saying that.
	Because if anyone's on the wrong side of history, it's you.
	You have a lot more history.
	You're on the wrong side of it.
	Yeah.
	And I am happy over here.
	Okay.
	The bumper sticker, I let out an ug and rolled my eyes.
	The sticker started to upset my stomach.
	So he's on the right side of history here.
	So I managed to pass the cars only to have them follow me another 60-some miles almost to my house.
	I kept looking in the rearview mirror thinking they are coming after my sanity and I have to donate for your protection.
	I like your logic.
	Yeah.
	I want to wish you both a happy festivus.
	And thank you for being so damn consistent every week.
	Can I get a relationship karma as I'm getting back out there?
	Okay, adios Craig.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And the squirrel inside the card.
	He's holding his nuts in a very funny spot and he looks like he's...
	You're crashing the karma, man.
	Wait for the karma.
	You've got karma.
	I'm going to give him a little squirrel there.
	The squirrel is needed.
	Inge de Jong in Amsterdam.
	2333.
	Dear John, you read this as a Dutch.
	As a Dutch?
	That's not a thing.
	Dear Edmund Schum, I'm a millennial.
	She's a woman, by the way, so you might want to be nice.
	Read it in a falsetto and make it work.
	Dear Adam and Sean, I'm a millennial, so I'll do my best to keep this short.
	About a year ago, my smoking-hot boyfriend, Peter, donated on my behalf, and I'd like to return the favor.
	She's turning 53.
	53.
	I can't do this.
	I've got to read it.
	No, it's too long.
	He's turning 53 on December 21st, if it makes sense.
	I don't want to do this all the time.
	That's okay.
	It's okay.
	I was wondering if you could take direction.
	I can't.
	He's a knight already called Sir Pete.
	Sir Pete of the high-power vanilla hammerheads.
	But hey, there's no such thing as donating too many dollars to no agenda.
	I love your show to bits, even though it gets me in a lot of troubles, as my friends think I am a corona-checky.
	And there's a term for you.
	You want to try it?
	What does it mean?
	It means corona nutjob.
	As in conspiracy theorist.
	Huh.
	Geky.
	So, Corona Geky.
	Say it with me now.
	Corona Geky.
	No, Geky.
	Geky.
	You gotta do the G. Geky.
	I'm hearing Geky.
	No.
	G. Like Hebrew.
	Now you're talking.
	You deserve a french fries with mayonnaise for that one.
	At least me and my boyfriend are on the same page, and I want to thank you for keeping us sane during the panic pandemic.
	I also want to apologize for calling your show lame, as my smoking hot boyfriend pointed out in his note last year.
	Yes, we remember this.
	You seem to have been saved, Inga.
	The opposite is true.
	You guys keep me well-informed, and sometimes you even help me sleep with your soothing voices.
	Hello, Corona Cheki.
	Please keep up the amazing work.
	And to my smoking hot bae, happy birthday.
	I love you to the moon and back.
	All the best.
	Inger from Amsterdam.
	As for jingles, can I please get a full Donald Trump, don't trust China, resist we much, and Trump screaming jobs, jobs, jobs for everybody who needs it.
	So yes, I've got the full...
	What did she want there?
	We got to resist.
	We got to resist.
	And that was the last thing she wanted.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs.
	That'll be a TPP. We got it all for you right here.
	Donald Trump don't trust China.
	China is asshole.
	But resist, we much.
	We must and we will much about that be committed. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. And jobs.
	You've got karma.
	The John D.
	John DeLeon in College Station, Texas.
	$200.
	And I'm pronouncing it in a Georgious way.
	DeLeon.
	DeLeon?
	Now, he didn't...
	I can't find a note from him.
	Could be DeLeon.
	I mean, it should be DeLeon, but they say everything DeLeon in the South.
	He did write a note before, though.
	I'm just going to read it.
	Dear Adam, I'm a minority educated in the public school system with a large percentage of minorities, and I was taught in elementary and middle school that all the Democrats became Republicans and vice versa.
	Who's this at the big switch?
	I'm currently 33.
	He's a PhD, actually, a professor.
	He should call himself doctor.
	Doctor!
	The hair doctor!
	Like Dr.
	Jill and Dr.
	Bill.
	I got a clip on that.
	Oh, very good.
	You probably heard it.
	Yeah, he was on, they were, Jill and Bill were on Jill and Gil, Jill and Joe.
	Jill and Bo.
	Yeah, they were on Colbert.
	Yeah, of course.
	You know, little known secret, in the morning, first thing I do is I look at the clips you sent in.
	I just look at the titles.
	I don't listen to them like, okay, skip, skip, skip.
	John's got it covered.
	That's part of the magical process.
	It's a secret.
	Anyways, call the station in Texas.
	200 bucks.
	Thank you.
	Daryl Flack in Cross Fork, Pennsylvania is the last donor today.
	$200.
	And he supposedly sent a note.
	But I didn't get it.
	So, should I just put it in there somewhere?
	I don't know.
	I didn't see it.
	I have not seen it.
	I looked up anything from Daryl Flack.
	I looked up his email address, which is listed here.
	And I also looked under the subject line, Donation, which is what I recommend.
	And I couldn't find anything.
	So, Daryl, let us know what you want us to do.
	But for now, no jingles, no karma.
	That's $200 from you.
	And that concludes our list of executive and associate executive producers for show...
	Yes, and thank you so much for supporting.
	We always ask for the three Ts, time, talent, treasure.
	Special shout-out to Neil, who has done some great clippage work for me.
	I can always count on at least four clips from him for every show, but also so many of you doing other things, because you're all producers.
	You are truly producing this program.
	No way!
	We couldn't even hire one person.
	And that would be the whole budget.
	It just goes away.
	So, you guys are doing the work and a heck of a job you're doing.
	And, of course, we need the financial support and these people, these producers, receive the title of Executive Producer or Associate Executive Producer of Episode 1305 of the No Agenda Show, also known as the best podcast in the universe.
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	All the counts here in the Value for Value model.
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	Order!
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	Shut up, slave!
	Shut up, Steve.
	Well, I do have some miscellaneous clips I'd like to get out of the way, including the Colbert interview with Joe and Jill.
	Now, Jill has to accompany him all the time, I presume, as his handler?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It's kind of sad.
	She has to be there because everybody should have their wife with them when you can make mistakes.
	She stops and you can see them do it or her do it.
	She says, no, no, no, you can't.
	It's really how she looks him in the eye is what I look at.
	She gives him the look.
	She gives him a massive look continuously.
	Simmer down.
	By the way, so I got three clips.
	But the one clip is just Colbert, because I never knew what Colbert was supposed to do.
	I thought it was a comedy post.
	I thought it was a host, interviewer.
	He was at one point.
	He was.
	And then he became an activist.
	Well, here he finally tells us what his job is.
	His...
	Stephen Colbert says what his job is.
	I'm sorry.
	You are about to be the most powerful person in the world.
	And my job to talk about what's going on in the world.
	Well, let's remember.
	He left Comedy Central, went to do his talk show on CBS. Massive failure.
	It was failing.
	Fail, fail, fail.
	Until he discovered yelling about Trump.
	And that turned everything around for him.
	Well, I don't know how he's going to maintain.
	Well, it's going to be interesting.
	Because he's a lousy interviewer here.
	He's a kiss-ass.
	It's pathetic how bad it is.
	But I tried to keep some of that out of here.
	Let's listen to...
	This is...
	One of the things he delves into, which is calling Jill Biden, Dr.
	Jill.
	In your own memoir, the role I have always felt most at home in is Dr. Biden.
	Now, some people have recently taken upon themselves to question that title of yours.
	Do you have any reaction to those people?
	Yeah, that was such a surprise.
	It caught me by surprise as well.
	I did not see that one coming.
	No, nor did I. And, you know, it was really the tone of it that I think that, you know, he called me kiddo.
	And one of the things I'm most proud of is my doctorate.
	I mean, I worked so hard for it.
	And, you know, Joe came when I defended my thesis.
	But...
	I got to hand her a doctorate on the stage, University of Delaware.
	She had two master's degrees.
	She kept going to school all the time while teaching at night.
	And then what happens is I said, Jill, why don't you get a doctorate to make us some real money?
	She gets the doctorate and gets a $2,000 raise.
	But look at all the people who came out in support of me.
	I mean, I am so grateful, and I was just overwhelmed by how gracious people were to me.
	Do you think it might be a little bit of a compliment that people were trying to think of something to criticize you about, and they were like, what do we got?
	I got it!
	Okay, I'll take it that way.
	Now, what about you?
	As a husband who loves this person, did you ever, you know, want to, like, get out a length of pool chain and go full corn pop on these people?
	No.
	The answer is no.
	The answer is no, Joe.
	No, Joe, the answer is no.
	Look at me.
	Look at me, Joe.
	The answer is no.
	So as you recall, I think we can probably document this, and I might do that because we've got the database of clips.
	Joe Biden's foundation story for running for president seems to be always shifting a little bit.
	All his stories shift.
	They shift.
	You know, like he gets awarded a medal here, but it was there, and he just doesn't remember anything.
	But his foundation story now, the reason he ran for president, it's got some embellishments.
	Wait a minute.
	Wasn't his whole foundation was Charlottesville?
	Yep.
	It's still Charlottesville, kind of.
	But the foundation story I remember is the following, and you can tell me if you remember anything different.
	He was watching TV, and then he saw Charlottesville, and then he saw the president say good people and fine people on both sides, and he knew he had to run for president, right?
	Yes.
	Is that it?
	In addition, I've heard that his son on his deathbed said, you've got to run, Pops.
	Right, but that was before Charlottesville.
	Yes, that was before Charlottesville.
	Well, we have a new twist!
	What?
	What?
	No, it'll never be the same.
	Here we go.
	I was a professor up at the University of Pennsylvania, had an institute at the University of Delaware, and it wasn't until those folks came out of the fields down in Charlottesville that I realized something had happened.
	And what happened was, quickly, our granddaughters asked for a meeting, they came to see us, and the grandson said, you gotta run, Pop.
	Oh, I do remember that.
	He did say that, but he said it differently.
	The grandparents?
	No.
	Or the grandchildren?
	No, he said it differently.
	Hold on.
	Let me wonder if I have...
	And when was he a professor?
	This is news to me.
	I didn't know he was a professor.
	What I remember...
	Let me just hear that again in the beginning.
	I was a professor up at the University of Pennsylvania.
	I had an institute at the University of Delaware.
	He had an institute at the University of Delaware.
	Is that true?
	I don't know.
	I've never heard this before.
	This is all new to me.
	Is Joe Biden troll room?
	Is Joe Bryden?
	Is Joe Bribam?
	Is he a professor?
	And did he have an institute that he ran?
	Because that's crazy.
	No one even questions that.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	I was a professor at the University of Pennsylvania.
	Good work, Colbert.
	Digging.
	And it wasn't until those folks came out of the fields down in Charlottesville that I realized something had to happen.
	And what happened was quickly our granddaughters asked for a meeting.
	They came to see us.
	Grandson said, you've got to run, Pop.
	I've been looking for the clip.
	What I remember is Biden said that he called everyone to a meeting because he needed buy-in from the family.
	Yeah, I kind of remember that too.
	That's how I remember it.
	But now, no, no, no.
	They came over.
	And told him he had to run.
	Let me see.
	This is from 2015.
	What was this?
	All right, Kristen, thank you.
	Let's bring in our political director, the moderator of Meet the Press, Chuck Todd.
	Chuck, let's start with brand new poll numbers you're releasing tonight about the state.
	Oh, that's not it.
	I'm so sure.
	That's okay.
	We'll find it.
	Grandkids, maybe grandkids.
	No.
	What is this?
	This is interesting.
	The elephant, the lion, physical and mental filth, as well as my mental filth.
	Corn pop!
	The lion dog face pony shoulder.
	Corn pop!
	The shit you find in the jingle archive.
	Woohoo!
	That's great.
	Anyway, the rest of the thing was not, it was uneventful and I thought there was nothing to it except for that particular screwy commentary about him being a professor and running an institute, the Joe Biden Institute.
	Yeah, I've not heard any of this.
	This is very interesting.
	The other big news that I got some clips from is the fact that Shields and Brooks on the PBS NewsHour had folded.
	What?
	It's closed?
	It's over?
	It's done with?
	The last episode was this last Friday, and I picked up some clips.
	I picked up three clips from it.
	One is...
	This is the end of Shields and Brooks.
	This is Judy going on and on and on with an assertion that is just baffling to me.
	And this is Brooks and Shields?
	Yeah, end of Shields and Brooks.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	I poorly organized this.
	Yeah, you do.
	It's okay.
	And with that, it's time for the final Friday night analysis of Shields and Brooks.
	Why is she talking like this and making it sound like it's just a throwaway thing because it's Friday night.
	It's time for Shields and Brooks.
	And with that, it's time for the final Friday night analysis of Shields and Brooks.
	That is syndicated columnist Mark Shields and New York Times columnist David Brooks.
	And before I go any further, I want to make it clear, Mark will continue to be a part of the NewsHour family as an occasional contributor.
	We're going to have him back when there's a major political event or anything else that he wants to weigh in on.
	We'll never see him again.
	They couldn't get out of his contract, so they have to pay him off, and they'll give him a special or something.
	He'll do something, one little hit.
	They're paying out the contract with us.
	That's what that means.
	But Mark, before I let you and David speak, I want to say what an utter joy it has been for me to work with you over the years, to be the beneficiary, along with our audience, of your wisdom, your brilliant insights, and as we heard in that video, your humor.
	Wow.
	An institution.
	What humor?
	Forget that.
	That guy has never been funny.
	Correct.
	And after having sat through clips of these jamokes that you've brought to the table for at least a decade, I can say zero humor factor.
	And good job, John.
	One down, one to go.
	When is it Amy's time up?
	I can't wait.
	And what are you going to do with your time?
	Brooks and Shields now, they're gone.
	What are you going to do now?
	You have 50% of your clip time left.
	There are other targets coming.
	I think you should go straight for Sidney Powell.
	Go for it.
	No, she's not that...
	I kind of like her.
	Amy, man.
	So this one's under the name Shields.
	And so she throws it to him and he makes a comment to me.
	This is a short clip, too.
	And I have to ask about this comment.
	Just listen to this.
	It's been 33 wonderful years.
	It's been a great privilege, and it's been just enormous fun.
	You shouldn't admit that, but that's what it's been.
	33.
	It's been enormous fun.
	Mm-hmm.
	I should not admit that.
	Why?
	Why shouldn't he admit that?
	Because it secretly was a comedy show.
	Don't you understand?
	You know what it is?
	It was enormous fun, which you should have in your job.
	You should have fun on your job.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	I should not admit that.
	This is a liberal guilt thing.
	Ah, because he's a serious journalist and can't have fun?
	Or is this a liberal guilt thing in general where just having fun is no good?
	Because it seems in liberal cities they're taking away all the fun.
	The fun of dining out, the fun of Christmas.
	So they just hate fun.
	They hate fun.
	And so he's saying, I shouldn't admit I had fun.
	Now, meanwhile, of course, she says he had a great sense of humor.
	Well, you have a great sense of humor, which we've never witnessed.
	You'd think he'd have some fun, but he had fun, but he's afraid to admit it.
	Oh, my God almighty.
	Wow.
	I thought that was pathetic, by the way.
	So let's go to the last one.
	Now you've got to go up to the B's and find Brooks.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Now this is Brooks who's got something wrong with him.
	I think this may be the reason they're canceling this.
	I have noticed over the last, actually since COVID began, he cries a lot now.
	He just drops into sobbing.
	Do we have a previous clip of him crying?
	There may be, if you look up Brooks and find the word sobbing, because he's crying about one thing or another.
	He's crying about somebody losing the election.
	He's crying about the COVID deaths.
	He's crying a lot.
	Now he's crying, you'll hear it in his voice, about Shields quitting.
	He apparently called him, say, I'm quitting, I've had it.
	Or they told me I'm done.
	Which is maybe what he called and said.
	Yeah, I can understand.
	I'm sick of this shit.
	Sick of you.
	Here we go.
	Sick of you pretending to be something you're not.
	And we're not funny.
	Ow.
	Everyone knows the same Mark.
	Mark is Mark.
	When he called to tell me the news a couple of weeks ago...
	Okay, that's passive-aggressive right there?
	And I said it like that?
	That's passive-aggressive.
	Mark is Mark.
	Everyone knows Mark is Mark.
	In other words, he's an asshole.
	I can't hear it differently.
	Everyone knows the same Mark.
	Mark is Mark.
	When he called to tell me the news a couple of weeks ago, I told him the blunt truth.
	Mark is the best colleague I've ever had at any level of journalism or in any line of work.
	I've never been around somebody who generates just so much warmth, who treats everybody with so much respect.
	I figure, we haven't talked about this, Mark, but I figure your parents loved you really well when you were a kid and you've been sharing it with the rest of us in the years since.
	Aw.
	Aw.
	So sad.
	That's what we'll be like when we finally break up.
	The same thing.
	When I call you and I say, it's over, and you're going to say, and you're going to cry.
	You're going to cry.
	I've had it with you.
	You're going to say, well, Curry's Curry.
	We all know him.
	I've had it with him.
	Loser.
	Probably.
	Probably.
	Thank you.
	Hey, observation.
	So when a door closes, another door opens.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think Tim Poole, now, no one can be Joe Rogan, but I think on the outside of the spot of why, spot of why, spot of why, on the spot of why of Wal Gowden, I think Tim Poole is the new Joe Rogan.
	He's getting good guests.
	He's got things happening with him.
	I thought Ruben was the guy who got the good guests.
	Nah, Poole is getting him.
	And Poole goes every day.
	He doesn't care.
	He's nuts.
	He's nuts.
	He's just going every single day.
	If you do it every day, and I give Rogan credit for this, I give anybody who does daily shows a lot of credit.
	Credit, for sure.
	Because that's work.
	Yeah, I think Joe does about four, he has four interviews a week.
	But pool, and also I see the keeper, the keeper's checking out the pool.
	The pool boy.
	I never heard of this guy.
	Oh, yes you do.
	He's with the beanie on his head.
	We bitched about him forever in the beginning.
	Oh, the guy with the beanie?
	Yes, the guy with the beanie.
	He's more than just a guy with a beanie.
	He's got quite a story.
	He was a skateboarder and he kind of found his own way and he started doing shows.
	I have respect for what he does.
	I'll have to check him out and be more seriously.
	It's hard.
	Well, it's hard.
	Get on his show.
	No.
	Get on his show.
	What am I, your dog?
	What is this?
	Mark, stand up.
	This is how it ends, Dvorak.
	I'm tired of that.
	You like doing these shows.
	I do.
	And you got the angle.
	I got no angle.
	I got no book.
	I got nothing going on.
	I got podcasts.
	I got my Etsy site.
	Which is at, I think it's etsy.com slash shop slash Dvorak shop-a-puh-uh.
	Shop-a-puh-uh.
	It's not good.
	It's Dvorak shop-a-puh-puh.
	Yeah, I got a hook.
	You're right.
	I have a hook.
	I have podcasting 2.0.
	Yeah, more announcements coming soon.
	You watch.
	Big stuff happening.
	Big stuff.
	I have Dr.
	elizabeth mumper uh who was talking now this clip she was talking about this related to the vaccine uh but it's more relevant to the no agenda gitmo nation producers than anything now the amygdala is a part of our brain that is ruled by fear and emotion It's considered the reptilian part of the brain, this very primitive response.
	So instant access to bad news 24-7 can have the effect of making us live in fear.
	Neuroscience long ago has shown that when we are fearful, our ability to make rational decisions is compromised.
	We have trouble processing nuanced information.
	We are more likely to follow others blindly than to assess the data and make decisions for ourselves and our families.
	And this is the core.
	This is what we do.
	We read you the scary headlines and we make you laugh about it because of how ridiculous they are.
	And it reprograms the reptilian part of your brain.
	It keeps it from getting swollen and screwing you over.
	And this is the reason that you played this clip, if I may be so blunt.
	It's because we've got some producer, or I don't know if he's donated, who rants on us.
	Oh, you guys are full of crap!
	The amygdala should be swollen up!
	Because it's the emotional brain which needs improvement on all humans.
	And you guys are lying, lying, lying!
	Right?
	Is that pretty much his notes?
	That was note number two.
	And can you give me note number three?
	Because it's been quite a while that he's been yelling at us for this.
	I don't remember note number three.
	That just came in recently.
	You nailed it.
	That's opening the show.
	That whole thing right there.
	That's it.
	Lying.
	You're lying.
	You're lying!
	You know who's lying?
	You know who's lying?
	Bo Jiden is lying.
	Well, these things that they're calling glitches...
	Oops.
	That was the wrong one.
	This is Bo Jiden lying.
	Craving even more jobs.
	We know how to do this.
	The Obama-Biden administration reduced the auto industry and rescued the automobile industry.
	We reduced the auto industry.
	Yeah, Bo.
	Joe.
	Bo.
	Bo Jiden.
	Yes, you did.
	Yes, you did, my friend.
	Fantastic.
	I got a little 11-second clip where I get out of the way.
	Okay.
	Because, you know, these networks have to brainwash the public with bullcrap.
	Sure.
	And we've been kind of talking about the PCR test since you first clipped the guy who invented it.
	For months now, yes.
	Months and months and months.
	Months and months.
	So let's listen to what the litany on the test types is.
	Litany on test types.
	So which test should you get?
	Depends on how much time you have.
	PCR tests are the most accurate, but results can take days.
	Rapid tests will give you a result within minutes, but they may not be as accurate.
	And it's interesting that I'm getting the number one emailed article is an analysis from the World Health Organization that Zero Hedge did, which I'm pretty sure we did on Thursday on this very show.
	I read from the actual memo from the World Health Organization that said you've got to take your count down and be careful that you follow the instructions properly.
	And it's amusing on one hand, but on the other hand, sometimes a little irritating that people will send me this article who clearly didn't listen to the show.
	That's weird!
	Eh, it happens a lot more.
	That never happens.
	So what's happening with more frequency is people sending us clips.
	They circle around.
	It's like the simulation has run out of ideas.
	So, hey, oh, listen to what happened during the swine flu in 1976, which I think you've done, and then I did it again later, months later, thinking that it hadn't been done.
	Yeah, I believe so.
	It's just the simulation repeats.
	Everything repeats.
	Running out of material.
	They don't have good writers.
	This is the problem with everything.
	Those gaming guys, whoever created that.
	No, they do have some because here's a little offshoot of...
	Of the simulation that we are clearly living in.
	Now everyone gets a different version of the simulation.
	You get dementia A or dementia B. And I think we're firmly planted in A, but sometimes we slip over, we can see B. And this is Scott Lobato.
	This is a new character in The Matrix, and he's kind of like a gotta-call-Saul-type lawyer on Staten Island.
	And this is still regarding the pub house, the public house.
	I think it's Stans or Cans or Dan's.
	We're across the street from this place, which has been locked down in some kind of COVID zone.
	You know, there's a big box store where you can just go buy whatever you want.
	And people are protesting.
	They're not having it anymore.
	And the lawyers are coming out.
	Let me tell you something what happened today.
	A story broke in Staten Island this afternoon.
	Hundreds and hundreds of people.
	Hey, this guy called me trying to sell me stocks the other day.
	We're online at the Staten Island Mall, buying candles that are 50% off at Bed Bath& Beyond, okay?
	And these people are saying that this small business, this guy Matt, or all the other businesses in this little town, these little restaurants, can't have 15 people in there to have a burger and a beer.
	It's disgusting.
	Okay, and that's why, Scott, that's why I had you on.
	The Staten Island pub that was closed down by the sheriff.
	Does it get any better than these two talking to each other?
	No, I could listen to this forever.
	This is really good.
	You see that as a complete inequity.
	You see the sheriff shutting it down as really taking a position against small business as opposed to the big box companies.
	Why do you think this is happening in America?
	Look, our Emmy award-winning governor, okay?
	What did he say to us?
	Everybody knows he said, do not congregate in your homes.
	That is the most dangerous place to spread the virus.
	Where do these people that want to go out on a Saturday night for a burger and a beer?
	They can't go anywhere.
	Where are they going?
	They can't go to Max.
	They're going home.
	We all see it online, people posting their parties they're having.
	10, 20, 30 people.
	No regulations.
	So it's ass backwards.
	Excuse me.
	And it just doesn't make sense.
	It is not fair to have a business across the street open, a big box store, and this mom and pop.
	Look, this guy Matt and half the businesses in Staten Island are going down.
	So they reached out to me and said, Scott, we want to go down with guns blazing.
	What are we gonna do?
	So I came up with this autonomous zone concept, and here we are.
	They are breaking, they're doing their own rules, safely might I add.
	And that's what the demand is with the small businesses in this island.
	Across the city.
	The governor should be petrified, okay, because everybody in the city is now catching on.
	Okay, it's not about that we don't believe in the virus.
	It's about being fair.
	Yeah, and it's humorous, of course, but God bless him, man.
	And yes, this is what you have to do.
	It's insane what's happening.
	And there's no recommendation from the World Health Organization.
	There's no science on it.
	You've willy-nilly split Staten Island in two.
	It has the appearance of being political.
	It's scummy, and it should stop.
	And I say that as a former New Yorker.
	And Judge Jeanine had her own recommendation.
	Bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again.
	Yeah, okay.
	I'm going to show myself old by donating to no agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on your agenda in the morning.
	And we do have a few people to thank for show 1305, starting with Sir Perb Lamb, Earl of Georgia in Sugarhill.
	Yo, yo.
	$160.16.
	This is Merry Christmas.
	He's been listening to the show for eight years.
	Wow.
	Merry Christmas to you, sir.
	I got a spit take out of him, apparently.
	Oh.
	You can read about it in the note.
	Well, you can't leave me hanging like that.
	What was the spit tape?
	It was when I said, sit on my lap, little boy.
	Okay.
	I see why you wanted to let it go.
	Which was not done with a gay affectation, I will say.
	It was done with a dirty old man affectation.
	Very manly.
	Very different.
	Very different.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	Lauren Matthew in Pembroke, Massachusetts.
	That's $143.
	Also, we got a birthday for Lauren.
	I think she is a newbie and doesn't realize that these notes aren't read.
	Oh.
	But she does measure her husband's turning 43 on December 20th.
	Okay.
	She's very hard to shop for.
	So she thinks the $143 donation on his behalf...
	If she can keep it a secret, would be an intangible gift.
	And he needs a de-douching, so we can do that.
	You've been de-douched.
	Intangible gift.
	You got a good wife there, Peter.
	Yeah.
	Michelle Small, 123-58.
	Sir Slam Bob, rolling night of the Guadalupe River Trail in San Jose, California.
	And there is a Guadalupe River Trail.
	Well, we don't pronounce the E. Guadalupe.
	In San Jose it's pronounced Guadalupe.
	Yeah, but that's because you're Lupe in California.
	In Texas it's Guadalupe.
	Well, we're not.
	He's in San Jose.
	Oh, then it's Guadalupe.
	Thank you for this moment.
	Thank you for this moment.
	I'm sorry.
	Anyway, thank you for your courage.
	It could be Guadalupe too.
	I don't know.
	I don't live in San Jose.
	Aaron, I know most of the California pronunciations, but I could be wrong about this.
	Aaron Farrell in...
	And so they're starting to change the pronunciation.
	Well, of course.
	Everything has to change.
	It's the new normal.
	A lot of R's being drilled.
	And it's San Jose.
	Aaron Farrell in Wadsworth, Illinois, $111.11.
	Gavin Haberfield in Mitchum, Victoria, Australia, $100.
	Jared Smith, $100.
	And he's got a happy birthday for his beautiful wife, Shelly.
	She's a new listener after eight years of me hitting her in the mouth.
	Wow.
	That took a long time.
	Yeah, too long.
	COVID helped a lot.
	COVID helped the show.
	Larry Blydner, Parts Unknown.
	He loves the facts as told by Adam.
	Baron Mark Tanner in Whittier, California, 81-18.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	He must have sent a note.
	First of all, it's great.
	Bad news here.
	Bad news from Mark.
	Do you have the note?
	Mark's wife died.
	I don't have it in front of me.
	I just remember it.
	Mark's wife died, unfortunately.
	Beverly.
	Kind of out of the blue.
	And so he's going to have to hold, because now it's an issue with everything.
	Of course.
	And so we will not be hearing from him for a while, although I'm sure he'll still be listening to the show.
	So best wishes to bear on.
	Let me give him and the whole family some karma.
	You've got karma.
	This is horrible.
	On the last show, we made a mistake.
	We said a producer had written in, his mom had written in that he had died, but it was the other way around.
	Maybe we just not do death notices on the show.
	We try not to, but then you come in and we kind of have some obligation to the community.
	Apologies.
	Mara Engelsmann in Herrenveen.
	Herrenveen.
	Herrenveen.
	Corona-checky.
	66-60.
	Amanda West in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
	55-55.
	You got the birthday list.
	Yep.
	What does she do?
	She has a very long note for some reason.
	Yeah, well, I don't know if she knows...
	Is she a newbie, maybe?
	I would hope.
	Yeah, because...
	I'm sorry, the long notes from David Golding.
	Her note is just, hi, happy birthday.
	Oh, yes, for Adam on the birthday list for December 22nd.
	I got you, yeah.
	David Golding in Elgin, UK, 5550, has got a very long note.
	The stars must be aligning as today marks my first anniversary as a no-agenda donor.
	So he's donated before.
	That's really good.
	And we appreciate it.
	And we have your birthday wish on the list.
	It's on the list.
	It's on the list.
	Dean Roker in East Grinstead, UK. Double nickels on the dime.
	Sir Matthew Dropko in Delaware, Ohio, 5510.
	He's the one with the gallbladder robot surgery.
	He says the surgery karma works, and so do the robots.
	So, I guess he's wandering around now.
	Good.
	Nicholas Brownstead in Chicago, 5510.
	Barry Boniface in Newport News, Virginia, 5433.
	Another birthday.
	A lot of birthdays today.
	Jason Babcock in Henderson, Nevada, 5150.
	Robert O'Donnell in South Abington Township, Pennsylvania.
	Another birthday.
	Jason Babcock is a late tribute to Eddie.
	And his 50th birthday, which is the 17th.
	Not on the list.
	Yeah, it is.
	No, no, I'm talking about...
	I went back to...
	I went back to Babcock.
	No, I know, but Babcock's not highlighted on my list here.
	Okay, keep going.
	I'll check.
	Yeah.
	Robert O'Donnell's on the list in South Abington Township.
	He's 5150.
	Chris Kimmich in...
	Oh, brother.
	Satchee, Texas, 5033.
	This is a Texas town.
	Satchee, Satchee, Satchee.
	Okay, that's what it is.
	Satchee, Texas.
	It's probably Satchee.
	It's not going to be anything that you think it is, I'm sure.
	Satchee, probably.
	Or Satchee.
	Satchee.
	The following people are $50 donors, name and location.
	It's kind of a short list of second list here.
	Shawnee, Oklahoma, Thomas Tollett, Adrian Muller in Tascadero, Sir Dick Bangs of D.C. in Washington.
	Now, this is an upgrade for him.
	He said he tallied up his previous donation.
	He's now at Viscount level.
	He'll be Viscount, Dirty Dick Bangs, Big Sales Karma from our year-end, please.
	If you're willing to make an exception.
	Thanks for everything, fellas.
	The world is losing its mind around me with mass hysteria.
	I'm able to keep the bang-sai, the bang-sai, which is plural for bangs, the bang-sai bubble safe, sane and reasonable.
	Might seem like you guys are just doing your job and what you like to do, but honestly, your value is un...
	It's quantifiable as I am able to better raise my three boys thanks to you.
	Well, thank you, sir.
	Karma coming up in a moment.
	Good for us, yeah.
	Good for us.
	Yay us!
	Cameron Hurd needs a de-douching.
	He's in $50 territory.
	You've been de-douched.
	And he wants to say that Jason KM6 blank, blank, blank is a douchebag.
	Oh, okay.
	Douchebag.
	73s.
	73s.
	Yeah, nice.
	That's not a very ham spirit.
	I just read them.
	Ian Wilson in Ontario, Canada, 50.
	Sir Andrew in Greensboro, North Carolina.
	Robert Case in Mill Spring, North Carolina.
	Baronet Amen Fissbump in Montgomery, Texas.
	Janice Oliver in Edmonds, Washington.
	And Sir Jerry Wingenroth in Saugus, California.
	And it leads to Daniel Galloway in Marietta, Georgia.
	That's our group of producers for show 1305.
	And Ian Wilson asked for this credit to be given to his brother, Charles Wilson, and give him a deduce.
	You've been deduced.
	We've both been listening since Adam's first JRE appearance.
	You guys have been wonders for our amygdala maintenance.
	I couldn't let Charles roll into 2020 as a douche...
	2021 as a douchebag.
	Well, that's the kind of brother everybody needs.
	And thank you to all of these producers who put the show together from the tea part, the treasure part, but time and talent is also appreciated.
	And for all of you who came in under $50, plenty of you on the subscriptions.
	These are very important if you have time to sign up for a weekly or monthly or a show donation.
	These do provide a base when things get slow, and it's really appreciated.
	And obviously everything else is under 50, not mentioned for reasons of anonymity in addition to that.
	And please remember us for the next show.
	It'll be up on Thursday.
	For support, go to Dvorak.org slash NA. And the karma they all need.
	You've got karma.
	It's your birthday party.
	Well, if you thought Thursday's list was long, today's is great.
	Jason Babcock turned 50 on the 17th.
	John Pacifici celebrates, as does Sir Hoopinsocker, who says happy birthday to Sir Daniel, who turned 39 yesterday.
	Barry Boniface, 54 today.
	Sir Rotahead says happy birthday to his smoking hot girlfriend, Erica.
	She turns 45 today.
	Lauren Matthew, happy birthday to her husband, Peter.
	43 years for him.
	David Goldberg turns 39 tomorrow.
	Jared Smith says happy birthday to his beautiful wife, Shelley Wynke.
	Winky, Wynke, Wynke, Wynke, Wynke, Wynke.
	Shelley.
	Celebrating tomorrow, Inga de Jong.
	Happy birthday to her boyfriend, Peter Sir Pete.
	53 years old tomorrow.
	Anthony Anselmo celebrating tomorrow, as is Robert O'Donnell.
	Gummy Nerds will become 33 million years old on December 22nd.
	Amanda West says happy birthday to Adam.
	He celebrates on the 22nd as well, as does Sir Christopher.
	Andrew says happy birthday to J. Roo's Mama Chai.
	30 on Christmas Eve.
	And Sir Chris, finally, happy birthday to his soulmate, Dame Kristen, who will also be 29 on Christmas Eve, December 24th.
	Happy birthday to everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	Woo, what a list!
	Got a couple title changes.
	We just heard Sir Dick Bangs of DC. He's a baron, but now today becomes Five Count, Dirty Dick Bangs of DC. And we thank him for his additional support to the best podcast in the universe.
	And Andy Crackciolo, Night of the Cracks, becomes Baron Crack.
	And why wouldn't you want to be that?
	And thank you again for supporting the No Agenda Show in the amount of an additional $1,000.
	It is highly appreciated.
	It keeps the time, the talent, and the treasure in nice balance.
	And we do have three nights to handle today, so I did bring...
	Hey, here you go.
	Okay, got it.
	Up on the podium, please, Kevin Sawat, Michael Conti, and Keith Sarlos.
	All of you, today, join that illustrious club of the Noah Jen, the Knights and Dames of the Round Table.
	And, well, you're good to go, so I'm very proud to pronounce the KD as...
	Sir Kevin of the Irrigated Rice Fields, Sir Render, and Knight and Bacchus of the Santa Inez Valley.
	Gentlemen, for you we've got Hookers and Blow, we've got Rent Boys and Chardonnay.
	We have Hot Wings and Jean Cream Ale, Sarlous and Sons Wine, and Santa Maria.
	We also have some extra mead along with your ginger ale and gerbils, vodka, vanilla, geishas, and sake, and...
	Well, breast milk and pablum.
	But yes, we do have the extra mead for the mutton and mead at the table, as requested.
	And if you, gentlemen, could head over to noagendanation.com slash rings at your leisure.
	We will make sure that you get your night ring, your ceiling wax, and your official certificate of authenticity out to you as soon as possible.
	And thank you for supporting the best podcast in the universe.
	Let's see.
	Where are we here?
	Go Chenda!
	Pro-tests!
	That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
	Top-notch production here on the show.
	With the lockdowns, we have modified No Agenda Meetups to No Agenda Protests because those are legal.
	Those are exceptions.
	You can reach the website, which is a calendar-based deal, at noagendameetups.com or, if you prefer, noagendaprotests.com and hang out with some of your fellow producers of the show.
	On Christmas Eve...
	The X-mas tangerine chugging protest Lituva.
	Ah, this is in Lithuania.
	If you happen to be an expat stuck in Lithuania and do not want to spend your Christmas Eve alone, I propose a protest together with the rest of the No Agenda Global Slave community by eating tangerines and shaltina together.
	Whatever that is, it doesn't sound good.
	David is organizing that and it might be fun.
	Didn't we look that up last time?
	It was head cheese or something, wasn't it?
	Well, you said it was head cheese.
	Well, it looks like it.
	It's aspic.
	Okay.
	Is it like aspic?
	I don't like the sound of the name.
	I don't even know what it is.
	I don't want an aspic anywhere near me.
	Then after Christmas, on the 27th, that's the Sunday, show day, the very fine people meet up in Charlottesville, Virginia, 3 o'clock at the Trump Winery.
	It's outdoor with heaters and wine, but you must RSVP. And Mike is organizing that, then rounding out the year.
	December 30th, there will be a Jitsi virtual.
	The 31st, New Year's Eve, small amygdala bash, 719 Colorado.
	And then we're well into January, and oh my goodness, it's going to be a full-on 2021.
	Here's an example of some fine folks who put together a meetup in Quebec City.
	This is the report from their meetup.
	In the morning, John and Adam, this is Pablo here, and we're gathered together for our Quebec City Carol and Troll meeting, and we've had an increase of 50% in attendance, so we're very happy.
	I'll pass the mic.
	In the morning, Adam and John, this is SirFG.
	We're sitting comfortably around a fire, COVID-free, and wishing you guys a good show and a good holiday.
	And get some Bitcoin.
	Douchebag Thomas here.
	That's it.
	No agenda meetups.
	It's like a party.
	It's like a party!
	Okay.
	They've got that part right.
	Um...
	OC! The No Agenda Meetup!
	Hey guys, this is Sir Sable of the OC over at Brewery X for the No Agenda Meetup slash protest.
	And we got a few people here.
	Hello, it's...
	Matt from Orange County, and I'm glad I joined the protest.
	Hi, it's Rebecca from LA. Good to be here.
	Hi everybody, this is Leo Bravo from the No Agenda Meetup.
	I'm glad everybody made it today.
	Hey guys, this is Slick Rick having a good time here at Brewery X. Hey John, can you stop clicking your pen please?
	This is the air online in the morning.
	Hey, top of the morning, boots on the neck, whatever that is.
	This is Sable's squire douchebag, Dave.
	He hit me in the mouth a couple years ago, and now I'm here with him at the douchebag, the meeting.
	And that's our report.
	We'll see you.
	All right, very good.
	I'm noticing there's a lot of similar characters at these meetups.
	Have you noticed that?
	Now that you mention it, yes.
	I'm going to start codifying this.
	Goofballs would be, I think, one of the definitions.
	You got some goofballs?
	There's always a goofball.
	There's always a woman who will talk about being a human resource carrier or vessel.
	There's the homeschoolers.
	I love the homeschoolers.
	And a lot of amygdala talk.
	It's basics.
	It's back to basics.
	It's pure, no agenda principles.
	And we're very proud of it.
	And we want to see as much of that as possible because it seems to bring a lot of benefit.
	If you've been locked down, if you've been deprived, and who hasn't in the past year, this is a great way to go hang out with some people.
	You don't have to worry.
	You can let your filters down.
	It's going to be fine today.
	It's a beautiful thing.
	It's a No Agenda Meetup.
	Go to NoAgendaMeetups.com.
	If you need to turn that into a protest, just go to NoAgendaProtest.com.
	And if you can't find a protest near you, well, just start one.
	NoAgendaMeetups.com.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days You want to be where you want me Triggered on hell's flame Like a party.
	Yeah, baby.
	Like a party.
	Like a big-ass party.
	Well, well, well, I have so many longer end-of-show mixes because people are ramping up for the holidays, so I'm going to...
	Let's see.
	Our Thursday show, that will be the Christmas Eve show, correct?
	Yes, indeedy.
	Okay, so I'm going to have...
	A couple of longer end-of-show mixes for that show.
	It'd be good.
	I'll make sure I have stuff saved.
	I have two clips for today's finish.
	Okay.
	All right.
	You got anything?
	Yes, I do.
	I have one.
	I think this will be a good wrap-up.
	It's not humorous, so it's better to have that before the last clip and have people feel good about themselves leaving this program.
	Do you think it'll be a better wrap-up than the one I think might be a good wrap-up?
	No, I want you to play your wrap-up after that.
	I want you to wrap up.
	I just have a clip.
	Oh, you're going to play yours now?
	Yeah, I just have a clip.
	It's not a wrap-up.
	You wrap it up.
	Okay, well let me play a pre-wrap-up before you play your clip.
	Okay, a pre-wrap-up.
	Which is the Coca-Cola Retires Brands news story, which I thought was fascinating.
	Coca-Cola is cutting 2,200 jobs around the world, 1,200 of them in the U.S., as part of a broader restructuring plan.
	For the Atlanta-based company, the cuts represent about 12% of its U.S. workforce.
	Coca-Cola made the announcement Thursday after a decline in sales this year as restaurants, sporting venues, and movie theaters shut down during the COVID-19 pandemic.
	In October, the company announced it would retire 200 brands, or half of its portfolio.
	Several brands were already discontinued this year, including Odwalla, Zico Coconut Water, and Tab Soda.
	Well, yeah.
	It's a bunch of loser drinks.
	Who drinks tab?
	Comedians.
	My case in point, loser drinks.
	So, it's beside the point.
	The point is, why do you buy Odwalla?
	It wasn't there.
	It wasn't a Coca-Cola company.
	They bought them, and now they're shuttering them.
	It's a small juice company?
	Well, it's not that small anymore.
	No, just taking them off the market.
	They were just shutting them down.
	Take them off the market.
	Coca-Cola may be shuttering Dasani.
	Dasani water?
	Dasani is nothing more than bottled tap water.
	It's water, yeah.
	How can you not make money on bottled tap water with the distribution that you have?
	I think it's the fancy bottle.
	That's the problem.
	They're making money.
	It's a cheap-ass bottle like everybody else's water.
	I think it's more expensive to manufacture.
	Well, you're asking.
	You're asking.
	You're going to get that kind of a sound.
	I think it's irresponsible.
	Corporate irresponsibility.
	They should be busted up if they're going to pull this crap.
	What, to shut down loser brands?
	Bust them up.
	I'm surprised because I thought that the only thing they would ever wind up selling in the end would be water.
	So maybe they're just paring it down.
	Maybe.
	Alright, I'm saving my life.
	No, go ahead.
	I don't even want to play mine.
	I'll play mine on the next show.
	I want you to wrap.
	Yeah, please.
	Wrap it up.
	Alright, this is a long clip, and I just thought this was like, got no media coverage, vice presidential candidate, no media coverage whatsoever.
	A plea that I think should have been, you know about this, right?
	Yeah, of course I do.
	I have some inside info.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, let's play.
	This is Sarah Palin coming on the air, on the webs, on the interwebs, intertubes, to express her desire to have Julian Assange pardoned, and I'm all with her.
	Hey, this is Sarah Palin up in Alaska.
	Hi, guys.
	Hi, guys.
	And I am the first one to admit when I make a mistake.
	I admit that I made a mistake some years ago not supporting Julian Assange, thinking that he was a bad guy, that he leaked material that perhaps he shouldn't, and I've learned a lot since then.
	And I think Julian did the right thing, and Julian...
	Did us all a favor in America.
	Did the world a favor by fighting for what he believed was right and ultimately he's been proven to be right.
	He deserves a pardon.
	He deserves all of us to understand more about what he has done in the name of real journalism and that's Getting to the bottom of issues that the public really needs to hear about and benefit from.
	Yeah, some years ago I publicly spoke out against Julian and I made a mistake.
	Like I say, I've learned a lot since then.
	I know that it's coming down to the wire and whether he's going to be pardoned or not.
	I want more Americans to speak out on his behalf and to understand what it is that he has done and what has been done to him as he was working on the people's behalf to allow information to get to us so that we could...
	Make up our minds about different issues, about different people.
	He did the right thing.
	I support him.
	And I hope that more and more people, especially as it comes down to the wire, will speak up in support of pardoning Julian.
	God bless him.
	Yeah, great end of show clip.
	Something's up.
	First of all, he's getting a pardon.
	And this is well known throughout the military community.
	Everyone's talking about it.
	He's getting a pardon.
	From Sarah Palin is new.
	Glenn Greenwald is...
	He wrote a very long sub-stackers about what...
	The problem with Greenwald is he needs an editor or he'll do that.
	So this is...
	It could be a couple of things.
	One is...
	Occam's Razor.
	Sincerely, these people believe he should be...
	They're pardoned and are coming out with, you know, about a month to go before the president won't have that power or may continue to have the power.
	You never know.
	He has the power now.
	He has the power now, but he won't after inauguration if he's not inaugurated.
	So it could just be that this is what they think.
	Why Sarah Palin comes out now?
	She does nothing by coincidence, by chance.
	It may be that there's something big still coming.
	People want to get on the right side of Julian Assange.
	That crossed my mind.
	But everything I've heard is he's getting it.
	But why people are popping up now and making this their cause celeb is baffling to me.
	What do you think?
	Well, a couple of things come to mind.
	One, getting a pardon for what?
	He's in jail right now for a contempt of court or something like that in the UK. There's been no charges from the United States filed against him, so what is he getting a pardon for?
	It would be a pre-pardon.
	Yes, that's exactly what it would be.
	A pre-pardon.
	Meaning that they were planning on doing something, even though they won't admit it to anyone.
	No, we're not doing anything.
	The second thing that always comes to mind is the fact that he's not even an American.
	I bring this up and you always counter it every time.
	But still, to me, he's an Australian citizen doing what amounts to a modern newspaper releasing documents.
	I never counter you on that.
	I agree with that.
	You counter me by saying that, well, yeah, but you can indict or do all these things to a non-American.
	Some guy doesn't even come into the country.
	Under some circumstance.
	I mean, they did the same thing with Noriega.
	They go down there and kidnap him from his house and throw him into Florida prison.
	I mean, what kind of rights do you have to do that?
	Hello, foam finger number one, baby.
	Well, there is that element.
	I don't have any other thoughts on it.
	I believe he should be pardoned.
	I don't know whether he's going to get pardoned or not.
	And what irks me the most is he should have been pardoned on day one when Trump got in office, or at least within a year or two.
	Well, because Trump himself said, oh, if it wasn't for him, I probably wouldn't have been elected president.
	Because he revealed the Clinton emails and some other things that were necessary to get him over the top.
	And this is the thanks he gets?
	I don't, I mean, your original point is good.
	What is he being pardoned for?
	There's, I don't think any, have charges been filed?
	Actually, I think there was some charges filed.
	No, I don't think so.
	I have a feeling.
	It's assumed that when they let him out in England, he's just going to be extradited for some charges that'll show up at the last minute.
	This is like a bad, this is, he's been railroaded, let's put it mildly.
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, no, he was charged.
	WikiLeaks found a charge in superseding indictment.
	New allegations assert Assange conspired with anonymous affiliated hackers, among others.
	So that's the Justice Department.
	Ah!
	How about this?
	Assange has something.
	Assange has something.
	And people want to get him here and get it out, or something.
	Well, the thing is, he can't have anything new, I don't think.
	He might have a secret Bitcoin.
	I don't know.
	He's got a Bitcoin.
	He's got a Bitcoin.
	All right, we will dive into it.
	We don't know, but one of our producers might.
	You never know, these things can be real crazy.
	Mr.
	Miyagi's Wild Ride coming up with a beautiful end of show clip along with Jesse Coy Nelson and Tom Starkweather.
	Professor JJ, we're moving you to Thursday.
	It'll work for Christmas.
	We really appreciate what everyone is doing.
	Grumpy Old Ben's coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com.
	You can check them out.
	I think they're live today.
	I'm not sure.
	Could be pre-recorded.
	And I am coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the...
	Frontier of Texas.
	That's Austin, Texas.
	Capital of the drone star state.
	FEMA region number six on the governmental maps if you're looking forward.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, which remains the pothole capital of the United States.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Thursday, Christmas Eve, the night before Christmas and all through the house.
	And we're working.
	We are working.
	Please remember us at thevorak.org slash na for your treasure.
	Your time and talents are welcomed as well.
	Until Thursday, adios mofos!
	A smaller Christmas is going to be a safer Christmas, and a shorter Christmas is a safer Christmas.
	This is our common Christmas.
	In Paris, Christmas lights and a nightly curfew.
	It's a horrible thing to think that we would be here as the World Health Organization saying to people, don't hug each other.
	It's terrible.
	But this year, if you love your family, if you really care about your family, we won't have these get-togethers.
	What we're going to do is I will guarantee you that grandpa or grandma won't be here for Christmas.
	This is our COVID Christmas.
	It's beginning to look like COVID Christmas.
	Everywhere you go, take a look at the big box store.
	It's opening once more, while restaurants and bars are told no.
	It's beginning to look like COVID Christmas.
	Lois to stay indoors.
	yours.
	But the jittiest sight to see is the media will be broadcasting fear porn.
	Slaves that are mutinous syrens that shoot are the wishes of Tony and Bill.
	They will use science to ensure compliance till all of our veins have been filled.
	And they'll take it live on TV just to prove that it won't kill.
	It's beginning to look like COVID Christmas Everywhere you go Empty chairs and empty tables People who just weren't able to wear a mask wherever they did go.
	Oh, it's beginning to look like COVID Christmas.
	Soon Freedom Pass will start.
	But the thing that'll make you free is the mRNA vaccine plunged into your arms.
	Well, none of the vaccines at this point appear like they'll work with a single dose.
	You know, the side effects were not super severe.
	That is, it didn't cause permanent health problems.
	Are these vaccines safe?
	Yeah, but some of that is not dramatic, where, you know, it's just, you know, super painful, but...
	It's beginning to look like COVID Christmas Soon freedom past will start But the thing that'll make you free Is that mRNA vaccine Plunged into It's COVID
	Christmas for sure you know you can't sugarcoat it anymore It's all about human life.
	Yeah.
	Don't trust China!
	China is asshole!
	Don't trust China!
	China is asshole!
	China wants the United States.
	The United States.
	China is asshole!
	China wants the United States.
	Why would I be talking about Winnie the Pooh so much?
	Winnie the Pooh is constantly being banned in China.
	And that's because the leader, Xi Jinping, is very sensitive.
	And he doesn't like the fact that people compare him to Winnie the Pooh.
	China is asshole!
	China wants the United States.
	The United States.
	China is asshole.
	China wants the United States.
	The United States.
	Don't trust China.
	China is asshole.
	Don't trust China.
	China is asshole.
	This is a big day.
	This is a very exciting day.
	Something that is an actionable intervention that will get us out of the extraordinary...
	To see that there's an end on the horizon, something that's going to allow us to return back to normal, it's just, it's wonderful.
	It's emotional.
	Extraordinary scientific advances ended...
	It's called Operation Warp Speed.
	That means big and it means fast.
	Vice President Mike Pence rolling up his sleeve.
	Or is this something the government is trying to put over on us?
	Is this something...
	The foremost concern is about the side effects.
	People like Ullman want to know the speedy process didn't come at the cost of safety.
	We're not sure, you know, if it's going to be like fever or like, you know, pain and whatnot.
	Wow, awesome.
	Yes, gay science.
	Wow, awesome.
	The best podcast in the universe.
	Firefighters!
	Adios, mofo.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. Santa Claus is good to go.

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