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	No, you take his pants off, and then you throw him in the pool.
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Thursday, October 8th, 2020.
	This is your award-winning Get My Nation Media assassination episode 1284.
	This is No Agenda.
	Swatting flies and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier, Boston, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where it's cooled off for some unknown reason, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	It's called climate change, okay?
	It's not an unknown reason.
	It's climate change.
	Climate change is getting colder.
	Yeah.
	What?
	I'm sorry.
	Crazy snow and stuff.
	That's always climate change.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's true.
	I think you're right in the middle of climate change.
	In fact, the traffic jam was climate change the other day.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	It was interesting.
	People are starting to recognize the Build Back Better.
	Outstanding journalists like Matt Taibbi have just now figured it out.
	And he was like, oh my god, who plagiarized Boris Johnson or was it Joe Biden?
	And I learned that if you go to any one of them, but I like bingit.io.
	The search engine.
	And you just type in Build Back Better.
	Just Bing it.
	Just Bing it.
	You type in Build Back Better.
	It shows you the first two pages are all the clips we've played from all these globalist elites.
	And so I... That went viral, man.
	Everyone's like, oh, look at this!
	Look at this now!
	Yeah.
	Build Back Better.
	Yeah.
	I even got a supercut.
	Oh, that's what you're leading up to.
	Well, it's alright.
	I'm game.
	Just before we get into the debate, it'll be fun.
	Four sets of priorities can guide the response to build back better and achieve the sustainable development goals.
	So the vice president took the approach of saying we're not just going to try to plaster over the cracks and put some props in where it's falling apart.
	His approach was to say we're going to build it back better.
	We're going to take an economy that had a lot of problems and we're going to make this economy work better going forward.
	That's the right approach.
	Good news.
	This election is about building this country back better.
	And that's what Joe and I will do.
	So Africa can build back better, greener, more integrated and resilient.
	Rekindle the Canadian economy by building back better.
	We need to seize this moment to be creative about how we reposition the national economy.
	Resilience is so critical.
	I think it takes out even broader meaning when you have a pandemic.
	But this moment also gives us a much greater chance to be radical.
	Radical.
	And to do things better.
	To build back better and to build back bolder.
	Bolder.
	And so we will be doubling down.
	Doubling down.
	On our strategy.
	Yes.
	Double down on leveling up.
	Double down on leveling up.
	This election is not just about him.
	It's about us.
	It's about you.
	It's about what we'll do.
	Over the last two weeks, I've shared my agenda for economic recovery.
	I call it Build Back Better.
	We can't just build back to the way things were before.
	We have to do it better.
	It's gotten so crazy.
	Remember we noticed that Kamala and Joe hadn't really done a lot of Build Back Better.
	Now they are doubling down.
	They're saying it everywhere.
	And they coerced this poor lady, Lourdes, into writing a song for them.
	We're gonna build back better our democracy and restore humanity.
	You got to see the video, too.
	It's great.
	Oh, my God.
	Build back better, baby.
	People think this is an end-of-show-mix joke, but no, it's not.
	It's not.
	Anyway.
	So that's what we're up against, people.
	Well, you know, they stopped talking about it, and then all of a sudden they're doubling down.
	I think they had quotas.
	I definitely had quotas.
	Someone put out the call.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Hey, you guys aren't keeping up.
	Those boys with no agenda are noticing your quotas down.
	You've got to keep it up.
	Definitely.
	Definitely.
	This is nothing less than pathetic.
	And then the Lord's song.
	It's quite interesting.
	Well, that's like these idiots are naked, Ed.
	You've seen this.
	Oh, my God.
	I thought of clipping it, but when I listened to it...
	I clicked it.
	Oh, you did?
	Let's play it, because...
	I had the whole thing.
	I mean, it's only...
	It's kind of long for...
	You think an ad could they keep it at 60 seconds?
	No.
	It actually goes about 150, but I cut it off at 137, because they just played music at the end.
	But you get the idea.
	You have a bunch of these arrogant celebrities, supposedly naked.
	I doubt it.
	What was the point?
	They didn't show them naked.
	They were from the waist up with the topless.
	And you get this.
	Yeah, what's it titled?
	Naked.
	Oh, gee!
	I'm naked.
	I'm completely back-ass naked.
	I'm naked.
	I'm, like, naked.
	There isn't a man behind me.
	These are my hands.
	Why do you want me to be naked?
	I saw what you're thinking.
	You're thinking, Ruffalo, put your clothes on.
	To be honest, I wish I could...
	Cover my hands with my boobs, but here we are.
	I'm here to talk to you about voting.
	Did you know that ballots could...
	Dude, did you see...
	Because Chelsea Handler, we just heard, she flashed them for a moment.
	Did you see that?
	Not on the clip I had.
	Oh my god, it's bigger than her head!
	Be naked?
	And if you don't do exactly what I tell you, your ballot could get thrown out.
	This is my ballot, just got it.
	First of all, when your ballot comes, you're supposed to read the instructions.
	Read and follow the instructions that come with your ballot.
	If they say to use a black pen, use a black pen.
	I know that's like literally the least sexy thing a completely naked person could say, but...
	But I have rum like a can of Pepsi.
	Is problem?
	Number two.
	In some states like Pennsylvania.
	Pennsylvania.
	Pennsylvania.
	There are two envelopes you have to stuff your ballot in.
	Otherwise, it's called a naked ballot.
	Naked ballots?
	And you don't want to have one of those.
	Number three.
	Mail your ballot in as soon as you can.
	Don't sit on them.
	Get those things out ASAP. Oh, brother.
	Like, now.
	Do it!
	Get it in as soon as you can.
	I gotta get my ballot to the motherf***ing post office.
	Let's go!
	Please vote.
	Take your clothes off and vote.
	Vote, vote, vote.
	Everyone's voice matters in this election.
	Please vote.
	America needs you.
	You know, the celebrities are making huge mistakes.
	Hollywood is so dead.
	I mean, besides this, which no one cares about, everyone is sick of them, sick of their homes, their bitching and moaning.
	Now they can't get enough attention, so they have to be naked.
	Oh, gee, that's really funny.
	We haven't seen that done since, I don't know, the 70s.
	Oh, yes, I'll be naked.
	Then people will pay attention to this ad.
	Now we've got all these table reads.
	and the top-notch A-listers.
	And they'll do a Zoom call, and they'll read the scripts to Fast Times at Ridgemont High, now Dazed and Confused, is going to be done in Texas here at Austin.
	Of course, it was shot in Austin.
	Well, I agree 100%.
	These guys are a-holes.
	But let's get back to this interesting point here, which is that this is like a lecture, especially aimed toward Pennsylvanians, about this is telling the Democrats and these voters that they're extremely stupid and they can't follow instructions.
	So we have to tell them, follow instructions, follow instructions, naked ballot.
	You've got to put this envelope in that envelope because you're too dumb to read anything.
	You're morons.
	And this is an interesting contradiction to the old thesis that all the Democrats are all the educated people.
	They're the smartest people in the world.
	They got the big degrees and they know what they're doing.
	And they're so educated and the Republicans are dummies.
	I want to go right to the debate with this one clip and tell me this isn't talking to an extremely illiterate, stupid population to even bring this up.
	This clip is called Debate, Kamala Defined in Debt.
	Trump owes and is in debt for $400 million.
	And just so everyone is clear, when we say in debt, it means you owe money to somebody.
	Now, let me just be clear.
	Mr.
	Vice President, I'm speaking.
	I'm speaking.
	It's when you owe somebody some money.
	If it's a creditor, then someone owes you.
	Like, yeah.
	So this is their educated electorate.
	This is the Democrats' example.
	They have to tell people how to put an envelope in an envelope, and they have to explain what debt means?
	Because nobody, none of their voters know what debt.
	I never heard of that.
	All of them are in it, so I don't know how they could not have heard.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	I found it to be depressing.
	Well, let's talk about it.
	That's what they're doing.
	The Democrats have got the dumb voters.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you really have to be dumb not to know what get means and have it explained to you on national television by a vice presidential candidate like that.
	All right, let's get into the debate.
	Top line, what did you think?
	I thought it was a couple of problems.
	I don't know that there was a clear winner.
	I thought there could have been.
	Pence had passed over a number of opportunities to throw a zinger in.
	Refused to do it.
	He's very genteel.
	She was short of her cackle.
	She didn't use it, which was a smart move.
	No cackle.
	That was a very big plus for her.
	Cackle free.
	She had her sneers and her smiles and her rolling her eyes and all the rest of it.
	The big...
	You know, grin, the shit-eating grin.
	She does that.
	She lied.
	Blamey lied.
	I mean, it was just like, let's just lie.
	She brought in the debunked Putin's bounties on the soldiers, and she went to a long explanation about it.
	Very fine people showed up.
	Let's just stop for a second at the very fine people.
	Yeah.
	During the presidential debate, Biden said this and Trump was like, yeah, just play the rest of the code.
	He didn't really counter it.
	And I think we discussed that.
	To me, it looked like he was setting some kind of trap.
	And here you have Kamala saying, because it is the reason why Joe ran is because of this lie.
	And then Kamala did it, and Pence pushed back a little bit.
	A little bit, not well.
	But it's only one minute, and because everyone says it's debunked, but no one ever plays the clip again except us.
	So let's just do it one more time for those who are wondering what those nutty guys are talking about.
	But you also had people that were...
	Very fine people on both sides.
	You had people in that group, excuse me, excuse me, I saw the same pictures as you did.
	You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.
	So you know what?
	It's fine.
	You're changing history.
	You're changing culture.
	And you had people, and I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.
	But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, okay?
	And the press has treated them absolutely unfairly.
	Now, in the other group also...
	Alright, so that's basically the quote.
	What I was expecting is Pence to say something like, well, if you want to see exactly what the president said, go to debunkedbullcrapquote.com.
	I mean, that's all he had to do.
	It was so simple to set that up.
	Yeah, it's weak.
	Yeah, it's weak.
	Now, I'll say, I was impressed.
	I expected Pence to be much worse.
	Oh, he's steady.
	I never expected him to do bad.
	He was...
	I just think that he missed opportunities and He overran the time too much for no good reason.
	It wasn't as though he had big punchlines to deliver and he was being stepped on.
	No.
	He was just dragging his ass.
	What I realized is he was doing his radio guy thing.
	Because if you listen to his old radio talk shows, he's talking like that and he will just keep talking and talking.
	He drones on a little bit and he just keeps going and he feels like he can just complete his point even if someone else is talking right through him.
	So...
	Yeah, but Kamala, I think, she had some real problems, like when the Supreme Court came up, and she's like, here's what she said.
	I'm so glad we went through a little history lesson.
	Let's do that a little more.
	And then she came up with some complete non-sequitur Abraham Lincoln example, which didn't really work.
	It wasn't clear, and she was just rattling it off.
	And trying to get it out.
	But most surprising is the reaction I've seen from people is...
	Oh, it was boring.
	There was no fireworks.
	Nothing happened.
	It's never any good, is it?
	We get fireworks and we're all pissed.
	It's the funniest thing.
	Wait, you were just moaning and groaning about Trump and the Biden debate being too argumentative.
	And now it sucks.
	I found that to be very interesting.
	I was like, well...
	So after the debate, I know you have clips and I have one or two.
	I immediately went to see what was going on.
	Fox was the first, I think, to make the joke about the fly, which was fantastic.
	That was an outstanding moment.
	That fly was actually...
	He was stuck.
	He was stuck in his hairspray.
	Yeah, yeah, he could not leave.
	And I wonder if it wasn't a miniature drone, because that was so well-timed.
	So well-timed.
	That was just off the hook there.
	And I was thinking, what do you say, if you see that, and the director saw it, the...
	The booth, everyone saw it.
	I mean, what do you say?
	That thing was on there for a couple minutes.
	I mean, at a certain point, someone's got to say, excuse me, Mr.
	Vice President, we can't focus.
	There's a fucking fly on your head.
	I think that the moderator, it's the moderator's job.
	Well, I don't know that she saw it.
	I mean, she's...
	Oh, the booth saw it.
	Everyone who was...
	I didn't see that she even had an IFB. What?
	Of course she had an IFB. I don't know that.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	She's a rank amateur.
	She's never been in broadcasting before, as far as I can tell.
	I've never seen her before.
	And as possible, she, oh, I got to put that thing in my ear.
	I'm going to get the COVID. Uh-huh.
	Now, did they bring up Trump not denouncing white supremacists?
	Was that a question?
	Uh...
	I don't know that it was a...
	No, no, it was not a question, but it could have come up in the conversation.
	Things kind of got, you know, bounced around.
	I mean, looking at the bingo card, which is very popular.
	Yes, good work again on the bingo card.
	Although, Let Me Be Clear should have been on there.
	I don't understand why I didn't put that one on.
	Let Me Be Clear should have been on there.
	Yeah.
	It wasn't...
	There's nothing I could bump off.
	I could have bumped off a couple of things.
	In hindsight, you can say, well, she never said this, ever.
	But, yeah, let me be pushy.
	She says that a lot.
	What?
	I was going to say, kudos to our producer who made, I think, 30 different versions in a PDF. Yeah, so you could actually play again.
	Rotate it, yeah.
	That was cool.
	That was very well done.
	I like that.
	Play with the family.
	Yeah.
	There was one moment, I don't have a clip of it, I kind of lost it in the shuffle because I watched the whole thing and I went back to the clips.
	And it was a bomb, it dropped, just bombed out where actually...
	Pence called Joe Biden a plagiarist.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't have that one, but I thought it was funny.
	Nobody else did.
	The audience didn't seem to...
	Well, the audience...
	Nobody knew what they were talking about because no one's brought this plagiarist thing up for years.
	Man, listen to this.
	So just to give you a contrast with debates in 2016, and at the same time to paray Chris Wallace in his You've Never Denounced White Supremacy or White Supremacists, this is from 2016.
	The difference with a crowd, of course it's Trump in this case, but the difference with a crowd is, you just go like, wow, this feels like a century ago.
	Ah!
	Mr.
	Trump, Romney also talked about your position on race and the controversy over your failure to denounce David Duke on Sunday.
	You have repeatedly disavowed him since then, but I'd like to go deeper than that.
	What are your views on the Ku Klux Klan and white supremacists?
	I totally disavow the Ku Klux Klan.
	I totally disavow David Duke.
	I've been doing it now for two weeks.
	You're probably about the 18th person that's asked me the question.
	You're so right.
	It was a complete replay of that playbook.
	And Chris Wallace was the guy who asked him the question four years ago.
	No, the playbook's in play.
	I had another couple of examples of, out of the blue, some screwy things that are on the Trump rotation, trumprotation.com.
	They're on there from four years ago.
	That rotation list is from four years ago with very few additions.
	And they're bringing every one of them back up.
	They're bringing each one of them back.
	They really think that they're...
	Their playbook in 2016 would have beaten Trump, but Hillary was a weak candidate.
	So they bring in the powerhouse Joe Biden.
	I don't get it.
	I mean, you don't have to use the old John Cooper, these old hacks from the 2016 election that failed and use their exact same playbook.
	This is the example of doing the same thing over and over and over again.
	Yeah, and expecting a different result.
	Expecting a different result.
	Okay.
	Clearly, people think that That their audience or their voters are stupid, as we point out right at the beginning.
	Because we've heard all this.
	It's truly deja vu.
	It's like, what?
	You're going after that again?
	I don't understand it.
	There was something in this debate that I did not like and that I felt was suspicious.
	And multiple people were texting me right away saying, how did that work?
	So this was Susan from USA Today explaining part of the rules.
	One note, no one in either campaign or at the commission or anywhere else has been told in advance what topics I'll raise or what questions I'll ask.
	Well, I have the clip here.
	I think this is what you're talking about.
	13 seconds.
	How does this work if Kamala Harris did not know what the next topic was?
	Pulling back regulation.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Vice President Pence.
	Fighting for free and fair trade.
	Thank you, Vice President Pence.
	If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris...
	You know, that's a good segue into our third topic, which is about the economy.
	That's a great segue.
	How does she know it was a great segue?
	Well, you know, I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt.
	I mean, yes.
	And a lot of people wrote me and said, oh, look at this.
	How did she know that she was a great segue if she didn't know what's coming next?
	And by the way, that was not a great segue.
	No.
	It was not a great segue.
	No, it wasn't a great segue.
	It was just a segue.
	Yeah.
	But Kamala throws that in.
	I think it's because she was...
	She's one of those little yank-yank-yank types, and she doesn't even know what a Segway is.
	I am convinced she doesn't know what a Segway is.
	She knows what debt is.
	Well, kind of, yeah.
	She can explain it at least.
	But I don't think she knew what a Segway was.
	And so when this leads me to another Segway, I don't know what Cam Lewis is thinking.
	She just thought, well, yeah, it's dumb what he did.
	I don't know.
	But I just don't think she knows what a Segway is.
	And I don't think a lot of people do.
	Why don't you explain to people?
	Because I'm sure we have listeners that really don't know what a Segway is.
	They think it's a little motor scooter, a Segway spelled differently.
	Which was, by the way, a pun on the idea that we're going to change from normal vehicles to this.
	So that was a Segway.
	So they called it a Segway.
	But a Segway.
	Explain, please.
	Yes.
	A Segway is a transition between one topic to the next.
	So usually when John is bored with what I'm saying, he will Segway into another topic.
	Right.
	By, hmm, let me think of an example.
	Hey, that's bullcrap.
	Let's talk about this.
	That's a segway.
	That's an example.
	There used to be a thing on this hour, has 22 minutes or whatever the name of that show was in Canada, where it was a segment called Bad Segways.
	Mm-hmm.
	And it was hilarious because it was usually about, you know, somebody dying a miserable death and then they segue into some little girl story.
	The whole thing was one of the funniest bits ever.
	We have a clip here, 15 seconds.
	The clip is from...
	There is a dangerous weather system along the East Coast tonight.
	It brought an ice storm to the south and could bring a major snowstorm to the north overnight.
	We will have much more on that in just a moment.
	But first, the Arctic chill between President Trump and his former chief strategist.
	Right.
	So that's a bad segue when you use something from the previous story to make a pun.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, that's a bad segue.
	There's another bad segue.
	What is this?
	And that was former Vice President Joe Biden lashing out at the town hall in Iowa Thursday.
	The Pentagon's considering sending thousands more troops to the Middle East to counter Iraq.
	That is what we call no segues.
	No segues.
	Yeah, yeah, it's a thing.
	But then, even, it's something you don't say as a broadcaster, unless you're mocking yourself.
	So that kind of showed Susan from USA Today was, you know, she doesn't really...
	I think she said segue twice.
	She did, but there was a, and I... I went looking for it because it wasn't that.
	There was another moment where it felt to me like Kamala Harris knew that something else was coming.
	It wouldn't surprise me.
	Let's put it this way.
	Giving her the benefit of the doubt on knowing what a segue is.
	It wouldn't surprise me if I was wrong and she actually did have some intelligence about this thing.
	Because they have to put it in the prompter.
	She had this huge prompter in front of you.
	She saw it at the beginning, which I thought was a mistake shot.
	Yeah, I've seen that.
	But they showed this woman and they showed the prompter way back in the distance.
	In the opening, yeah, when she started reading.
	And it's a big giant thing.
	And she's reading from it.
	Somebody has to put those words into the prompter.
	They can just as easily.
	Once that's done, you just, oh, I'm the only one who knows.
	Yeah.
	It's bullcrap.
	The guy who wrote the, did she type into the prompter?
	I doubt it.
	No.
	So she's not the only one who knew.
	Somebody had to know to get that prompter filled with information.
	And so there's a middleman in there.
	There's a broken link in the chain of evidence right there.
	So she could have gotten it from some operative that works.
	Because a lot of Democrats are the guys who run those prompters.
	Of course.
	That's what the jobs are.
	Of course.
	In general, I felt...
	This is all about personality.
	That's the only comments I heard, except for, of course, MSNBC and CNN really didn't have any of what they call moments, which is a soundbite that you can use, which means Kamala slamming, butt slamming Mike.
	So neither one of them really...
	There were a couple of things, but not really...
	Worth their time to clip it and make it.
	Oh, let's play that one again moment.
	So they went straight back to, well, all they were discussing is still 211,000 dead.
	So, I mean, the president just has to go.
	He's just no good.
	He's no good.
	They didn't really talk about the debate that much.
	No, they didn't have anything.
	The good stuff was Biden's on Biden's side.
	Let me play my clips.
	Okay.
	I have...
	A good example, this is an example where Kamala, at the end of her little spiel, or no, she comes in with a 15-second rebuttal and she blasts Pence for his voting on something.
	They go to the next question and then Pence comes back in his normal way.
	He...
	He talks about something that happened previously.
	He acts about that for one minute with his two minutes.
	And then he addresses the question that was actually asked.
	And that was his style the whole night.
	And this is a good example.
	And this could have been used as a quote, as a good clip.
	I think it was a good clip.
	And I think it really blasts or does a very good job of it.
	But no, no, we're not going to play that on CNN. Let's debate Biden turns tables on voting record.
	Joe Biden is responsible for saving America's auto industry and you voted against it.
	So let's set the record straight.
	Thank you.
	I'd like to talk about China.
	By the way, that was weird.
	That's the only time I think during the entire debate that she just stopped and said, I'm done.
	Thank you.
	That was it.
	Just done.
	And left space.
	Yeah, it was.
	It's true.
	You're right.
	Interesting.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I'd like to talk about China.
	We have, as our next topic, we have no more complicated or consequential foreign relationship than the one with China.
	It is a huge market for American agricultural goods.
	It's a potential partner in dealing with climate change in North Korea.
	And in a video tonight...
	I hadn't really focused on these questions.
	China's a potential partner in climate change with North Korea?
	She's a professional writer, by the way.
	What the hell does that even mean?
	I heard that, too.
	But it sounds like climate change in North Korea, but what she said was we're a potential partner with China in dealing with something like...
	Oh, and North Korea?
	It was very poorly structured, but I know what you mean.
	Yeah.
	Her questions were terrible.
	But China has always been outside of the Paris Accord, so I don't understand how she can connect that.
	It's a huge market for American agricultural goods.
	It's a potential partner in dealing with climate change in North Korea.
	And in a video tonight, President Trump again blamed it for the coronavirus, saying China will pay.
	Vice President Pence, how would you describe our fundamental relationship with China?
	Competitors, adversaries, enemies?
	You have two minutes.
	Thank you, Susan.
	Before I leave that, let me speak to voting records if I can.
	You know, everybody knows that NAFTA cost literally thousands of American factories to close.
	We saw automotive jobs go south of the border.
	President Trump fought to renegotiate NAFTA. And the United States-Mexico-Canada agreement is now the law of the land.
	American people deserve to know...
	Senator Kamala Harris was one of only 10 members of the Senate to vote against the USMCA. It was a huge win for American auto workers.
	It was a huge win for American farmers, especially dairy in the upper Midwest.
	But Senator, you said it didn't go far enough on climate change.
	That you put your radical environmental agenda ahead of American auto workers and ahead of American jobs.
	The American people deserve to know that.
	It's probably why Newsweek magazine said that Kamala Harris was the most liberal member of the United States Senate in 2019.
	More liberal than Bernie Sanders.
	More liberal than any of the others in the United States Senate.
	So, with regard to China.
	That's when we sent the fly in, because we're just falling asleep.
	He just blasted her.
	There was a butt slam moment.
	Yeah.
	That's a top one.
	But he's lacking any energy.
	Oh, he's got...
	What?
	When has he ever had any energy?
	I know, but I... He's just peeking out.
	This was it.
	This was top of the range for him.
	Oh, bleh.
	I've got another...
	I've got two more.
	I've got the...
	The Green New Deal question is interesting.
	It's worth listening to.
	And then I have the top flub, which I... If you were CNN on the other side of the equation, you'd be playing this over and over because it's a beauty.
	But let's play the debate's Green New Deal question.
	Senator Harris, as the Vice President mentioned, you co-sponsored the Green New Deal in Congress.
	But Vice President Biden said in last week's debate that he does not support the Green New Deal.
	But if you look at the Biden-Harris campaign website, it describes the Green New Deal as a crucial framework.
	What exactly would be the stance of a Biden-Harris administration toward the Green New Deal?
	You have two minutes uninterrupted.
	Sure.
	So first of all, I will repeat, and the American people know, that Joe Biden will not ban fracking.
	That is a fact.
	That is a fact.
	I will repeat that Joe Biden has been very clear that he thinks about growing...
	First of all, she doesn't answer the question.
	In fact, she never answers the question about the Green New Deal, where it sits in the scheme of things.
	But when she says Joe Biden will not ban fracking, no matter what Joe Biden says, she never says that Joe Biden said he...
	Joe Biden said he's going to ban fracking.
	He's going to end fossil fuels.
	I told Joe you won't ban fracking, Joe.
	She's not saying that he never said these things.
	She's saying he won't do it because he can't do it.
	It's not doable.
	So that's a smart answer.
	It's not legally doable.
	So that's a smart answer from her, then, really.
	Yeah, it's a very smart answer because it sounds as if that, well, Pence is wrong because Pence claims that Biden said that he's going to make a fraud.
	Ah, man.
	Saying it is one thing.
	Good catch.
	Yeah, good catch.
	Doing it's another.
	Very slick on her part.
	Yeah, that was good.
	That's a lawyer.
	And she was so proud of herself, she said it twice.
	That's the difference between a DJ and a lawyer.
	I will repeat that Joe Biden has been very clear that he thinks about growing jobs, which is why he will not increase taxes for anyone who makes less than $400,000 a year.
	Joe Biden's economic plan, Moody's, which is a reputable Wall Street firm, has said will create 7 million more jobs than Donald Trump.
	Yeah, I had to stop here, too.
	Because, first of all, you're praising Wall Street?
	Are you insane?
	Well, besides that, what's Moody's got there?
	When is Moody's a ranking firm?
	It's a rigged ranking firm.
	It's a rigged ranking firm.
	When is it predicting employment?
	When is this?
	I've never seen the Moody's numbers.
	What was the scandal they had a while back?
	Oh, it was during the housing crisis.
	I think they overrated a bunch of phony baloney mortgage.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's right.
	But it wasn't just them.
	It was everybody.
	Yeah, but it's a very reputable Wall Street firm.
	Huh?
	Well, they're reputable for what they do, but I don't know that they...
	When did they all of a sudden start predicting employment numbers?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Biden versus Trump.
	I'd like to see that report.
	7 million more jobs than Donald Trump's.
	And part of those jobs that will be created by Joe Biden are going to be about clean energy and renewable energy.
	Because you see, Joe understands that the west coast of our country is burning, including my home state of California.
	Joe sees what is happening on the Gulf states, which are being battered by storms.
	Joe has seen and talked with the farmers in Iowa.
	Whose entire crops have been destroyed because of floods.
	And so Joe believes, again, in science.
	I'll tell you something, Susan.
	I served when I first got to the Senate on the committee that's responsible for the environment.
	Do you know this administration took the word science off the website?
	And then took the phrase climate change off the website.
	We have seen a pattern with this administration, which is they don't believe in science.
	They take stuff off websites.
	It's about saying we're going to deal with it.
	Hey, Kamala, at least they got the website up and running.
	The previous administration didn't do so well with websites.
	She has this issue of having to use the word Joe constantly, because she can't say Joe Biden, because it doesn't sound right.
	She could say Vice President Biden, which is what she should be saying, because that would be pounding, pounding, pounding.
	Yeah, but you know what she's thinking.
	She's not thinking Joe's going to be a real president.
	No, she thinks he's got the job in the bag.
	But Joe, she just says Joe.
	She's demeaning.
	She's not doing him any good or the party any good by calling him Joe.
	On the Green New Deal, one of our producers alerted me to this, and it's kind of like that little slick wordplay she did there.
	Say, Joe will not ban fracking, instead of he hasn't said it.
	And this is about the Green New Deal, because what will it deliver?
	What will the Green New Deal deliver?
	Biden, Joe, has said it over and over again.
	Good-paying union jobs.
	The fact is, it's going to create millions of good-paying jobs.
	Good-paying jobs.
	Now, technically, if you're talking about the money, it would be well-paying jobs.
	You're getting good jobs, and you'll get paid for it.
	It doesn't say that you're going to get a lot of money.
	Good-paying jobs is not the same as well-paying jobs.
	It blew my mind when I thought about it.
	It's like, yeah, yeah.
	First of all, it's grammatically incorrect.
	It's grammatically screwed up.
	Yeah, but is it?
	Or does he not mean it'll pay well?
	Yeah, I know.
	These are tricky bastards.
	Yeah, now you got me like stuck on that one too.
	I know, the tricky bastards, man.
	He's getting good paying jobs.
	That means he's getting good jobs.
	It's jobs that are paying and they're good jobs.
	Because it's a job.
	Yeah, well it's the same thing with this, you know, Joe will not ban fracking because he can't.
	But he says he will.
	All right, I got one flub, which nobody picked up on.
	I don't know how this is.
	This reminds me of a number of pickups that we've done on this show that just get ignored, or the media is just, or people just are zoned.
	I think they're zoned.
	I wasn't zoned when I heard this the first time, and then I, you know, had to track it down and pulled it out.
	It is just what it is.
	It is what it is.
	It is what it is.
	And it's just beyond me that this is not like...
	I would say to the Trump campaign, just play this.
	And after the four years that we have seen of Donald Trump unifying our country around our common values and principles.
	We'll play that again.
	And after the four years that we have seen of Donald Trump unifying our country around our common values and principles.
	Good work, Kamala.
	Nah, they won't play that.
	They won't play that.
	Nobody even catches it.
	But what should be out today is the ads about packing the Supreme Court.
	I mean, that was...
	That was good.
	That was the mission.
	Well, I guess they really do have both of them probably, but Kamala Harris with her explaining debt, I guess she just has disdain for her voters, thinking that no one will question it if she just doesn't answer the question.
	She didn't answer the question.
	And Pence said she wouldn't answer the question.
	She never even came close to answering the question.
	They won't answer the question.
	Now, why won't they answer the question?
	No, because they plan on at least keeping it open to do it.
	I don't know.
	They don't want people going crazy.
	Well, I think that element is in play.
	And, I don't know.
	It seems like an unpopular idea in general.
	It has gone down, apparently, in 1856.
	I think it went down to seven judges.
	Oh, I didn't know this, because I was always wondering whether it could go down.
	Yeah, I think it was...
	Gosh, I have it somewhere.
	You don't really need as many as nine.
	Seven is not a bad number.
	No, seven would be okay, but yeah.
	That is kind of odd that it can just be done.
	It can just be determined.
	Like, I'll just do more, do less.
	It doesn't seem entirely right.
	Well, it has to be passed by.
	There's a process.
	Yes, there's always a process.
	So, this was not...
	Great for the level of television excitement we are used to anymore.
	It did not live up to, you know, basically before and right after the debate, all the news, except for C-SPAN, all the networks, just like...
	And then you get the debate...
	And then...
	I mean, it was just like a moment for yourself just to watch some people talking.
	It wasn't exciting.
	And this format, it looked like they were in bad cubicles.
	Non-private cubicles.
	They should have put them in...
	You know what would have been cool?
	Soundproof booths, like in the old $64,000 question.
	Both of them in soundproof booths.
	Then they asked them the exact same question without them getting to hear the other person's answer.
	No, no, no.
	They need to be...
	I like the glass booth idea, but it needs to be a dunk tank.
	And then when somebody gets...
	Well, that would be...
	You have Ellen do the questioning.
	Let's put her in charge.
	Yeah, and then you dunk them.
	You dunk them for a minute.
	I mean, the format is not compatible with life today.
	The dunk tank would draw a large audience, but no one would sign off on it.
	We are in the age of TikTok.
	No one can even...
	Barely anyone has the attention span to watch it.
	I look at my email today.
	I turn it off after 10 minutes.
	This is so boring.
	It's a head-scratcher, man.
	It's all about personality.
	Now...
	Kamala Harris, and I'm sure I'm biased.
	I really don't find her that impressive.
	I don't like her.
	But I got a distinct vibe that women thought she came across a little bit too smug.
	And women, I'm saying.
	And that's only the women I know, so it doesn't mean anything, possibly.
	But on personality, I don't think she's scored very big.
	I don't think she's warm.
	And Pence, you know, he has the personality of a dishrag.
	She's a district attorney creep.
	Yeah.
	She's not going to be warm.
	She's a prosecutor.
	You know, she's like a prosecutor.
	We have a...
	We have an aged celebrity in the Netherlands who is a dead ringer for Harris.
	You should look her up.
	And she's known from...
	She was in a girl band in the late 70s, early 80s, called Love, L-U-V. And their song literally was...
	Hey, hello, so you're the greatest lover.
	Hey, hello, you're such a sexy thing.
	That was their big hit.
	And she's just lived off of that for decades.
	Google this.
	Pictures.
	P-A-T-T-Y. Patty.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I don't even get a browser up.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What?
	Did you come to the show without your browser up?
	I have my browser down.
	You gotta have your browser up, man.
	Browser up.
	All right.
	Patty brought...
	I missed this loading.
	Oh, jeez.
	Patty Brard.
	Sock it to me.
	P-A-T-T-Y. P-A-T-T-Y. Last name Brard.
	B-R-A-R-D. And tell me that...
	By the way, she's a horrible woman.
	Tell me she isn't a ringer.
	Oh, God, yes.
	Right?
	And I got buddies in Holland who were up watching.
	It's not...
	Really, it's only one aspect of her.
	She's got the exact same mouth.
	It's the mouth, the skin tone, the hair.
	No, the skin tone and the mouth.
	But your eyes are totally different.
	Your nose is not close.
	And believe me, she's just as irritating.
	So I have a strong visual rejection of Kamala Harris.
	Oh, I can see that.
	For that very reason.
	Isn't that interesting?
	Well, think about it.
	If they win, then if they get the White House, then Patty Broad could be one of those doubles.
	Body doubles.
	The body doubles.
	She could have a real career.
	Which brings up another topic of conversation.
	The body doubles, yeah.
	Now are you done with your debate clips?
	I don't think I have anything else.
	I don't think I've got anything left.
	I think I made my point, which is that the thing stunk.
	Yeah, it kind of did.
	Yeah.
	If there's any follow-up ones later, maybe I'll drag them out.
	No, it's good.
	Yes, body doubles.
	So that...
	Are you there?
	Yeah, I'm listening to your body doubles.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	It's so quiet with the system, I think you dropped out.
	I'm just sitting here listening.
	The body doubles.
	There was some report that the Secret Service says there's five of them.
	For Trump.
	Yeah.
	Mm-hmm.
	And there's a couple, like the one I put in the newsletter, which I think was a good one, the one that had that weird haircut.
	Yeah.
	It had a haircut that was not, I've never seen Trump have a haircut like that.
	I mean, it looked like his hair, except for the side thing that was done.
	It looked like some high school, like a barber, you know, from the 60s.
	Now, do you think that hospital Trump was the right Trump?
	Because that's where he looked kind of thinnish, and his chin is a little more pointed than it feels, but also camera angles are deceptive.
	I don't know what Trump is the right Trump at this point, because it's almost like three-card Monty.
	We could call it three-card Trump.
	There's like, you know, you don't know what's the bent card.
	You go to the bent card and all the whole tricks, all the tricks there are.
	I don't know.
	I don't know which Trump is which, but when he speaks, I don't think anyone can do his stand-up.
	No.
	And sound like Trump and do all those jokes.
	So, I don't know.
	Well, that's why Trump that came home...
	He could be dead.
	Well, now let's talk, because we did see a version of the comeback kid.
	I am even more convinced now that this was handy that this took place.
	Uh...
	He was in on Friday, comes out Monday, and CNN, MSNBC, they just lost it.
	They lost it.
	They're like, what is going on?
	And Trump had this...
	He's standing up there on the balcony of the White House.
	He takes off his mask, and he gives that look.
	And I mean, I think it was MSNBC. This was absolutely the correct analysis.
	And we haven't heard one iota...
	Of humility, sorrow, or even the faintest hint that he now understands what millions of Americans do and that he will work to protect them.
	You heard none of that.
	This is a Mussolini moment.
	Donald Trump, who looks like he has makeup on, which means somebody had to get close enough to make up his face with his favorite orange patina.
	He's standing there as if he is a member of the old Russian czar family.
	All right!
	Yeah, that is exactly what it looked like.
	Hilarious.
	Then we had over on CNN. Remember now, same with after the debate.
	It's all going to come back to the 200, over 200,000 Americans dead, 210, 211.
	He doesn't care.
	No empathy.
	It's all...
	That's all they have.
	That's what they keep hammering on.
	So they show...
	So they've got the CNN roundtable, and they show the president taking off his mask as he's home triumphant after beating the COVID. And here's CNN's John Berman.
	Looking at 210,000 Americans dead.
	We're seeing a rise in new daily cases.
	And the president, in that Sunset Boulevard gesture, whipped his mask off in front of the American people on the nightly night.
	Now they're showing it.
	Last night.
	So...
	As a doctor whose job it is...
	Hold on a second.
	You're stepping on it.
	You're stepping on it.
	Stop, I already did.
	I just...
	I need clarification on the Sunset Boulevard gesture.
	I didn't get that one.
	Is that from the movie, I guess?
	Well, I saw the movie and I think I've even seen it recently.
	Does she make some sort of a fancy...
	I don't remember the...
	I would never call it that and I would refer to it to talk about a dated reference.
	I was befuddled by this.
	Yeah, okay.
	I don't get the reference either.
	Whipped his mask off in front of the American people on the nightly news last night.
	So, as a doctor whose job it is, you know, take it off.
	Please don't even put it on the screen.
	Please take it off.
	Because that's going to kill people.
	You see, the American people are so dumb.
	When they see the president taking his mask off, that's going to kill people.
	But Chris Cuomo, oh, he had a semi-meltdown.
	Majestically reshooting the scene for his own ad.
	I hold rallies, and I tell you to ignore masks, and I rip mine off as I vanquish the virus because I am a leader.
	Fear not, COVID. What a bunch of bullshit.
	Whoa!
	He said bullshit on the air.
	Woo-hoo!
	Just very, I mean, all back to COVID, all trying to drive that home, deaths, deaths, deaths.
	Even while this was all taking place, Jane Fonda.
	She looks so good!
	Is she 81 now?
	Yeah, she reminds me.
	I remember when Elizabeth Taylor was in her 80s and she looked terrific because she had the top.
	A lot of work was done.
	And Jane Fonda's never been bashful about the work.
	She's 82.
	So Elizabeth Taylor's on the Carson show, I think, as I recall.
	She looks like she's...
	35, and she's 82, and as soon as she opens her mouth, it was like, wow, this is an old woman.
	And it's just like, yeah, well, you know, this is horrible.
	And Fonda's not quite there yet with that.
	No, no, no, no.
	But she's pretty far gone.
	This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
	She has a little cackle in it, too, in this clip.
	You know what the clip is?
	Oh, I thought you had the clip.
	I do.
	I have the clip.
	We both have the clip.
	Here comes the clip.
	We can stop fascism.
	We are at a point where we can...
	This is a crossroads.
	It's an existential crossroads.
	Okay, problem one.
	Existential crossroads.
	We need to really tamp down the use of existential crossroads.
	If we're not existentially threatened by climate change, it's this election's existential.
	That means if President Trump is re-elected, we will die.
	That's what she's saying.
	And we are people who can help determine which way humanity goes.
	What a great...
	What a tremendous opportunity.
	We're just so lucky.
	We have to use it with every ounce of intelligence and courage and wherewithal we have.
	Because you're absolutely right.
	This is it.
	This is it.
	And, you know, I just think COVID is God's gift to the left.
	It's a terrible thing to say.
	It's a horrible thing to say.
	I think it was a very difficult thing to send down to us, but it has ripped the band-aid off who he is and what he stands for and what is being done to average people and working people in this country.
	We can see it now.
	People who couldn't see it before, you know, they see it now.
	And we have a chance to harness that anger and make a difference.
	So I just, I feel so blessed to be alive right now.
	I feel so blessed to be alive that someone might die.
	It's a gift from God.
	We've got to harness that anger.
	If I'm talking like that when I'm 82, put the pillow over my head and smother me.
	That's embarrassing.
	That's just humanly embarrassing what she's saying there.
	Yeah, I agree.
	But it all comes down to one thing.
	The president is now the comeback kid.
	The most dangerous words ever spoken, the most dangerous words ever spoken, were in his tweet.
	The media has been just filled with it.
	The words, do not be afraid of COVID, don't let it dominate your life.
	That was, that sent everyone into a tizzy.
	But a couple of things happened here.
	So first the president went to the hospital.
	He...
	Pushed very hard on a new form of treatment, which does not actually have FDA fast-track emergency use approval yet, the antibody treatment, which he just calls Regeneron.
	But he also did something else.
	He opened up a new channel of communication.
	Instead of just tweeting, instead of doing the incessant walking up to the press pool as he's on his way to the helicopter and answering questions back and forth and yelling, he's now doing shows.
	He's doing little video podcasts.
	They're about five minutes in length.
	It started before he got in the helicopter on his way out.
	Then when he was in the hospital, he did two of them.
	Then, of course, he did his little drive-by.
	If that was him, who the hell knows could have been body double number four.
	And yesterday he came out with another episode of his show.
	And this is his show.
	This is Donald Trump, the television guy.
	He's finally using video on the internet as a television guy.
	And I think it may be effective.
	You won't see it, of course.
	So he believes that he has the reach and he can get all the way to everybody he needs to.
	This was five and a half minutes.
	He has the reach.
	I think he does too.
	Yeah.
	So I cut this down to two and a half minutes.
	This is the whole message in one go in the new Trump show.
	Hi, perhaps you recognize me.
	It's your favorite president.
	Come on.
	Right there, you already know, it's good.
	Hey, everybody.
	Hey, everybody.
	It's your favorite president here.
	Hi, perhaps you recognize me.
	It's your favorite president.
	And I'm standing in front of the Oval Office at the White House, which is always an exciting place to be.
	I got back a day ago from Walter Reed Medical Center.
	I spent four days there and didn't have to.
	I could have stayed at the White House, but the doctor said, because you're president, let's do it.
	I said, fine.
	You tell me what to do and I'm going to listen.
	These are great professionals.
	Now you hear, this is the messaging.
	I listen to the doctors, great professionals.
	They do what they told me to do.
	I went in.
	I wasn't feeling so hot.
	And within a very short period of time, they gave me Regeneron.
	It's called Regeneron.
	And other things too, but I think this was the key.
	But they gave me Regeneron.
	Three times NLP. And it was, like, unbelievable.
	I felt good immediately.
	It's a miracle cure!
	I felt as good...
	Three days ago as they do now.
	So I just want to say we have Regeneron, we have a very similar drug from Eli Lilly, and they're coming out and we're trying to get them on an emergency basis.
	We've authorized it, I've authorized it.
	And if you're in the hospital and you're feeling really bad, I think we're going to work it so that you get them and you're going to get them free.
	Now you see where this is leading up to.
	He's saying, hey, this thing worked.
	I took it.
	It's Regeneron.
	Regeneron.
	It's called Regeneron.
	Have you heard of Regeneron?
	Regeneron.
	We have to get them done.
	We have to get them approved.
	I want to get them to the hospitals where people are feeling badly.
	It's much more important to me than the vaccine.
	The FDA has acted as quickly as they've ever acted in history.
	There's never been a time and no president's ever pushed him like I pushed him either, to be honest with you.
	Just play along with the show.
	It's a cure.
	For me, I walked in, I didn't feel good.
	A short 24 hours later, I was feeling great.
	I wanted to get out of the hospital.
	A cure.
	And that's what I want for everybody.
	I want everybody to be given the same treatment as your president.
	Because I feel great.
	This is his message.
	I feel, like, perfect.
	So...
	I think this was a blessing from God that I caught it.
	This was a blessing in...
	Jane Fonda was right!
	Jane Fonda was right!
	It was a blessing from God!
	I feel, like, perfect.
	So...
	I think this was a blessing from God that I caught it.
	This was a blessing in disguise.
	I caught it.
	I heard about this drug.
	I said, let me take it.
	It was my suggestion.
	I said, let me take it.
	The warrior said, I'll do it.
	I'll make sure it's safe for the rest of the country.
	I'll cut off my own leg.
	I said, let me take it.
	It was my suggestion.
	I said, let me take it.
	And it was incredible the way it worked.
	Incredible.
	I want to get for you what I got.
	I'm going to make it free.
	You're not going to pay for it.
	It wasn't your fault that this happened.
	It was China's fault.
	And China's going to pay a big price what they've done to this country.
	China's going to pay a big price what they've done to the world.
	This was China's fault.
	And just remember that.
	So we're going to get you the drug.
	It's going to be free.
	We're going to get it into the hospitals as soon as you can, as soon as we can.
	Military.
	And you'll see some amazing things happen because we have, our military is doing the distribution.
	It's called logistics.
	John, I just want you to know, there's a new term out.
	The whole world is, they're turned on by this new thing.
	I'm writing it down.
	This new thing called logistics.
	This new thing called logistics is great.
	And the military, they're the best at it.
	Because our military is doing the distribution.
	It's called logistics.
	And they deliver hundreds of thousands of troops in a matter of days.
	This is easy stuff for them.
	Our generals are ready.
	We're waiting for the...
	Emergency use authorization.
	And the drug companies have just made a lot of it.
	So hopefully this is going to be not just a therapeutic.
	It's going to be much more than a therapeutic.
	You're going to get better.
	You're going to get better fast, just like I did.
	So again, a blessing in disguise.
	Good luck.
	That's what he said at The Apprentice.
	Good luck.
	Not I love you.
	It just brings to mind a number of things.
	First of all, it brings to mind Kamala's little comment in the debates where she says, I'll take a vaccine for sure.
	I'll be first in line.
	If a doctor tells me to take it, if Trump tells me to take a vaccine, I'm not taking it.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Which I thought was gratuitous bull crap, but okay.
	Now the possibility is, there's three possibilities here.
	Trump never caught the virus.
	Trump He caught the virus because somebody gave him the virus.
	Somebody has snuck in some spook.
	Well, seeing as there's 34, 35 cases throughout the White House, they were infected, of course.
	All of a sudden, this one little group, which they're not calling the center of all disease is the White House.
	Now, remember, remember where it came from, the black widow herself, Hope Hicks.
	Yeah, Hope Hicks.
	She's the black widow.
	And she could be, who knows who she's working for.
	And the other possibility is that Trump gave it to himself.
	Just to have it?
	That's the one that I get the kick out of, because...
	He infected himself so he could get this thing because this was going to be his big play.
	It is.
	This is his play.
	It is a very big play.
	Now, you have to start listening.
	Now, this is where you want to switch to Amy Goodman.
	Oh, yeah.
	Here we go.
	So Amy Goodman decides that she harps on the fact that Trump not only got this drug, but got a bunch of steroids.
	And she's claiming in all her reporting that the steroids got him all hopped up and he's dangerous now.
	And and well, in fact, I have this clip or not.
	It might be in this series, but I'll tell you what you'll hear it.
	But I'll mention it because it goes back to the old playbook.
	She says that he's all hopped up and now the military is concerned because he's got the the bond, the little football with the launch codes and he's carting him around and he's all hopped up on droids.
	He's got the roid rage and he can't stop talking.
	And he gets you take and you can launch a nuclear war.
	At any moment.
	This is exactly, if you remember during the 2016 election, they made a big fuss about this maniac having the football.
	Oh, it's time for the football talk.
	So this is, again, back to the old playbook.
	I mean, this is pathetic, what they're doing.
	Especially if you remember anything from 2016.
	Okay, let's listen to the rundown.
	We've got the COVID rundown.
	You've got to keep this thing at a high fever pitch, and nobody's better at it than I got two clips, a part one and a part two, of Amy's crazy COVID rundown on Democracy Now!
	Chaos continues to grip the top echelons of the U.S. government as more senior Trump administration officials and their aides test positive for the coronavirus.
	On Tuesday, President Trump's anti-immigrant senior advisor Stephen Miller became the latest high-level official to announce a positive test.
	White House press aide Jalen Drummond also tested positive, joining the White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany and two other deputies with COVID-19.
	At the Pentagon, all but one member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are quarantining at home after Admiral Charles Wray of the Coast Guard tested positive for coronavirus.
	In New Jersey, former Republican Governor Chris Christie remains hospitalized with COVID-19 after he checked himself into Morristown Medical Center Saturday.
	Hospital officials have declined to comment on Christie's health.
	His last public comments came Monday in a brief telephone interview with an editor at the New Jersey Star-Ledger who reported Christie sounded raspy.
	Christie was part of President Trump's debate preparation team last week, which also included campaign manager Bill Stepien, Kellyanne Conway, Hope Hicks, Kayleigh McEnany, all of whom have since tested positive for COVID-19.
	None of them were wearing masks.
	On Monday, President Trump's attorney, Rudy Giuliani, who was also present at Trump's debate prep, coughed his way through an interview on Fox News in which he mocked Joe Biden for wearing masks.
	After your second clip, I want to say something about masks.
	Okay, so she's on a roll.
	That's good.
	No doubt about it.
	That's good.
	So here we go at part two.
	Fears are rising over resident staff workers employed at Washington, D.C.'s largest coronavirus hotspot, the White House.
	Ai-jen Poo, the director of the National Domestic Workers Alliance, said in a statement, quote, the outbreak of coronavirus at our highest level of government highlights the urgent need to provide essential worker protections and comprehensive COVID relief for all of us, she said.
	Meanwhile, Bloomberg reports two of President Trump's military aides tested positive.
	The aides act as valets who always travel with the president carrying nuclear launch codes in a briefcase known as the nuclear football.
	Trump took the football with him to Walter Reed Hospital over the weekend where he was administered the steroid dexamethasone, which has been linked to grandiose delusions and psychosis in some patients.
	The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists wrote in response, quote, to state the obvious, we should not entrust nuclear launch authority to someone who is not fully lucid.
	My gosh, you're right, it's the same playbook.
	Exactly the same.
	It is crazy.
	I mean, I'm going to have to pull out the Trump rotation list now and start going over it, and we can find probably examples of all of them.
	But the launch code one, when that showed up in this report, I'm thinking, holy mackerel, can't they come up with anything new?
	Or did they figure, I don't know what they're thinking.
	They got...
	It's four years later, so there's a number of people who are, what, 18, 17 and 18 back in the day.
	They can all vote now.
	They maybe never heard these gambits.
	Oh, and they're going to be young and stupid, which is what we've got coming out of school now.
	I don't know.
	It's baffling.
	The thing about the masks, you know, I asked on the last episode, how come if masks are so important, we don't have one approved mask that everybody receives?
	And as it turns out, months ago, there was a plan to disperse or dispense 650 million masks, apparently to everyone in the country, which from the reporting was not done because the president didn't want to alarm everybody.
	If you just keep looking at any studies about masks, in fact, here Science Daily just came out today with cloth masks really are no good.
	This was in the British Medical Journal.
	They're just no good, really.
	I'm thinking, this could also be, and I'm going to start to view it this way, this could also be part of a very smart strategy.
	I mean, you are essentially either receiving bits of virus or shedding bits of virus if you are susceptible or you are sick, or you have it, not sick, but you have the corona, SARS virus.
	Maybe it's a strategy to slowly get us to herd immunity.
	It's certainly going to result in that, because they don't work.
	So everyone feels bold.
	They're all running around, breathing on each other.
	It's actually going to give us herd immunity.
	It could be unintentionally one of the best strategies ever thought up of.
	Maybe.
	No.
	I don't know if there's any strategy going on.
	It's mine now.
	I will say this about the masks.
	This has been drummed into people that somehow masks do more than they do.
	And I will reiterate, anyone who uses those surgical masks that you can get by the bulk And the ones I use, the blue ones that have kind of had a little metal thing at the top of your throat, you pinch around your noses if that does anything.
	And those masks, if you push it up against your mouth and try to breathe through it, you can't because it's used in a surgery room because if a doctor happens to sneeze or cough, That's what the mask is good for.
	It keeps that from going anywhere.
	But it doesn't really do anything about your breathing.
	You're breathing out the side and out through the vent and anyone who wears glasses knows it fogs your glasses.
	I mean, let's get a clue here about these things.
	And I'm reminded of some of the things I saw last night on a television show.
	One of these British mysteries on PBS. I watch most of them.
	And so I don't...
	I watch a lot of them, not most of them.
	And so there's a...
	Somebody's locked a priest in the confessional and he can't get out.
	She locked him in a closet and she's actually committing suicide and...
	Doing a confession.
	They're both going to die because she's turned the gas on in the kitchen and the house is filling with gas.
	Somehow the priest gets out.
	And as he gets out, he notices the gas is on and he puts a handkerchief over his mouth.
	And he's breathing through the handkerchief and as he turns the gas off and it opens the window.
	What does the handkerchief do in this situation in a house full of methane?
	Pretty much nothing.
	What does it do?
	Nothing.
	Absolutely nothing.
	The methane's not getting stuck on its way through the cloth.
	Methane is a gas.
	It goes right through the cloth and right into your lungs.
	And you see this all the time on these shows where somebody puts a...
	You know, they go into the garage.
	You see this in Mysteries a lot.
	The guy's killing himself with carbon monoxide.
	And so the garage is filled with carbon monoxide.
	They pull out handkerchiefs and put it over their faces.
	No!
	You've got to hold your breath.
	You're breathing carbon monoxide through the handkerchief.
	Would you please stop bringing science to the show?
	You're ruining entertainment.
	This is not good what you're doing.
	It's just bull crap.
	Rotate.
	Zoom.
	Enhance.
	We have been...
	We have been brought up with this, and it's a subconscious thing.
	We think that this is effective.
	And that's why the gators, they're funny, but they don't do anything.
	They give me herd immunity, slowly.
	Yeah, they probably are giving you herd immunity.
	You know, Mike Pence texted me last night while he was sitting there.
	No way!
	Yes, he did.
	Yes, he did.
	Yeah, he says, Mike Pence here!
	Will you step up?
	President Trump up the stakes to win big!
	Here it comes.
	900% match live!
	Act now!
	That's all uppercase.
	The 900% match live.
	Act now.
	Well, they probably tested that.
	You probably got one or two test emails.
	This is what you do when you're doing this kind of work.
	And they're testing 900% against 9X. Because it's the same thing.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	Yeah, 9x versus 900%.
	But if I was doing direct marketing in the campaign, I would like to know.
	It's one of the things I'd test.
	Which one works?
	Which one works better?
	Does 900 work better than 9?
	900 feels much better.
	Much more enticing.
	900 feels bigger.
	Now, Joe also...
	But wait, there's other issues here.
	The 900 also feels like BS, right?
	Well, I can't speak to that, but I wanted to give the contrast.
	And I gave $100 to each campaign.
	And the premium I got from President Trump was quite nice for my $100.
	I got a platinum Trump card.
	Trump 2020.
	A credit card with nothing on it.
	It just says Trump 2020.
	I have a member number.
	I love the member number.
	Trump 2020 platinum member for my $100.
	Well, you're a card-carrying Trump fan.
	I am now, yeah.
	But, you know, I didn't really get any premiums from Joe, but I did get the text from Joe.
	So you heard Mike Pence's pitch.
	900% match!
	Now we get, uh, hi, it's Joe.
	Isn't Kamala doing great on the debate stage?
	I can't wait for her to be our nation's next vice president.
	To put it simply, that can't happen without your support.
	You know that I hate to ask.
	But we're counting on supporters like you to chip in a couple of bucks when you can to help keep up the momentum in this final stretch.
	Will you please chip in $12 now?
	Now, they've been doing $12 for a while now, for about two weeks.
	I don't know how they came up with $12.
	But I think, you know, that is truly two different voices.
	Very different in approach.
	But both during the debate.
	Mike is great that he could do that while he was debating.
	That was really fantastic.
	Amazing.
	You know what would have been funny in the middle of the debate if he'd said, hold on a second, I've got to send a quick message.
	To Adam.
	To Adam.
	That would have been even funnier.
	So there is pushback coming, and things are stirring up.
	People are organizing.
	We have two major initiatives now underway, one by medical professionals who have posted something called the Great Barrington Declaration, which is great if you're an elitist.
	I think you'll have zero traction.
	These are Harvard guys.
	In fact, this is...
	What's this guy's name?
	This guy is Dr.
	Kulldorff.
	He's a Harvard Medical School professor.
	And a quick intro to what he's doing.
	So there's sort of a perception that lockdowns and contact tracing is something that the scientific community is behind, and there are some who are advocating that.
	But among my colleagues who are infectious disease technologists, Most are in favor of a risk-based strategy or an age-based strategy where we protect the elderly and other high-risk groups while the younger will resume lives more or less normally.
	And that's what Scott Adplus has been advocating and which...
	We now put out a declaration, the Great Barrington Declaration, and we put that out this morning and there are already over 500 medical and public health scientists who have co-assigned as well as over 500 practicing medical professionals.
	So they're trying to do the kind of fight fire with fire.
	They're a really slick-looking website.
	It actually has kind of a whole World Economic Forum vibe to it, if I'm quite honest.
	Who's Barrington?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I started to look at this document.
	It's a lot of stuff.
	PCR tests.
	It's all the stuff we know.
	I don't know why they're calling it the Great Barrington Declaration.
	I don't know.
	I should have probably studied more.
	But I, you know, we know what this is.
	But that's just a...
	The old Cal hacks from the 60s and 70s are familiar with Barrington Hall, who will find this highly amusing.
	What's Barrington Hall?
	You've got to tell me.
	Well, Barrington Hall was a notorious co-op that was just, it was apparently, it was just a drug addled, it was completely, they had two systems.
	They had the dormitory system, they had the, you can have your own private housing, they had these so-called co-ops where you had to work.
	Uh-huh.
	And Barrington Hall was the most notorious because it was just basically a party place during an era of parties.
	Okay.
	Tells you something right there.
	It's amusing.
	They called it Barrington.
	We have this...
	My mom went to Barrington High, if that's anything.
	There you go.
	Maybe she was quite a party girl.
	Code!
	The second initiative seems a little more interesting.
	It is billed as the largest tort case in history, being filed under international criminal law.
	And this is, I think this is one of the guys who was with Robert Kennedy Jr.
	in Berlin.
	This is Dr.
	Rainier Fulmich, and he gives us a little introduction to what his group is doing.
	This corona crisis, according to all we know today, must be renamed a corona scandal, and those responsible for it must be criminally prosecuted and sued for civil damages.
	And for this reason, I will now explain to you how and where an international network of lawyers will argue this biggest tort case ever, the Corona fraud scandal, which has meanwhile unfolded into probably the greatest crime against humanity ever committed.
	Crimes against humanity are today regulated in Section 7 of the International Criminal Code.
	The three major questions to be answered in the context of a judicial approach to the corona scandal are 1.
	Is there a corona pandemic or is there only a PCR test pandemic?
	Specifically, does the positive PCR test result mean that the person tested is infected with COVID-19, or does it mean absolutely nothing in connection with the COVID-19 infection?
	Two, do the so-called anti-corona measures, such as the lockdown, mandatory face masks, social distancing, and quarantine regulations serve to protect the world's population from corona or do these measures serve only to make people panic so that they believe without asking any questions that their lives are in danger so that in the end the pharmaceutical and tech industries can generate huge profits from the sale of PCR
	tests antigen and antibody tests and vaccines as well as the harvesting of our genetic fingerprints And three, is it true that the German government was massively lobbied, more so than any other country, by the chief protagonists of this so-called pro-corona pandemic, Mr.
	Drosden, virologist at Charité Hospital in Berlin, Mr.
	Wheeler, veterinarian and head of the German equivalent of the CDC, the RKI, and Mr.
	Tedros, head of the World Health Organization, or WHO, Because of Germany is known as a particularly disciplined country and was therefore to become a role model for the rest of the world for its strict and, of course, successful adherence to the corona measures.
	Answers to these three questions are urgently needed because the allegedly new and highly dangerous coronavirus has not caused any excess mortality anywhere in the world, and certainly not here in Germany.
	So, I sure hope they follow...
	I don't know if they're doing this just in Germany, or if they...
	I mean, if they go to the International Criminal Court, it would be a big joke, but if they actually do it in Germany, that could be something.
	Well, I watched that guy.
	It's long.
	People should watch the whole thing because it's interesting.
	It's a little dull.
	I had trouble getting clips from him.
	You got the right clip.
	It's an interesting idea, but it's getting zero play by the mainstream media, of course, because they're making too much money on the way they're doing things.
	I don't know.
	It's an interesting idea.
	I think there's a case there.
	Oh, there's definitely a case.
	But, you know, people have to do it.
	So when you do stuff, you get results.
	Now, very disturbing.
	It's not like we didn't predict this to happen.
	In the UK, they have Operation Moonshot.
	We talked about this.
	And it was the BMG, British Medical Journal, where they published what their plans were.
	And I'll just read here from a little spot here.
	They were talking about...
	The digital passport.
	I'm opening up the actual page.
	There we go.
	And here it is.
	What is a digital passport?
	So this is the entire plan the British medical and political community has.
	Testing for access to certain spaces features heavily in the documents with reference to immunity-slash-virus-free passports likely to be available through an app.
	Plans say testing could be used to give people assurance that for at least a limited time, they are unlikely to have the virus and are at low risk of transmitting it to others.
	Well, that is now in play.
	They have launched it, and they launched its news today, specifically on, let me see, did they launch it?
	Which airline did they use here?
	Yeah, here we go.
	From Heathrow.
	This is an app, and it's exactly what you'd expect it to be, where you have to go to an approved lab, so you can't just do any old lab.
	It has to be a special one.
	The app is built and managed by, you can't make it any funnier, the World Economic Forum.
	And here it is.
	World's first COVID passport technology trialed on flights from Heathrow this week in bid to let passengers travel without risk of quarantine in future, but requires authorities to trust test lab results.
	And it's not British test lab results because it's run by the World Economic Forum, so it's done by other testers, other entities.
	But here it is.
	They position it nicely, like, oh, you'll be able to feel safe.
	No, you won't be able to travel at all.
	You're going to need this.
	And next it's going to be to go to the soccer stadium, to school, to work, who knows?
	It's exactly the same as what China is doing.
	Exactly the same.
	And we said it would happen, and here it is.
	Yep.
	What other airports?
	It's not just Heathrow, apparently.
	There's another article about it.
	Um...
	Well, if the airlines didn't have enough trouble with the implementation of the modern TSA, this will not stand.
	Well, this is just a QR code, which is great, because I'm pretty sure we can come up with a phony baloney.
	You stick it over your phone, over the screen, you know, like one of those screen protectors.
	Or screw it.
	How about just a screenshot?
	Just a screenshot and show the screenshot.
	I don't know.
	This is for compliance.
	Yeah, screenshots work.
	I've actually done that.
	Yeah, if any...
	With what?
	What were you doing with your screenshot?
	What were you trying to get into?
	I wasn't trying to get into anything, but I took a screenshot of a QR code and returned some packets to Amazon.
	Yeah, those work.
	Those work.
	Meanwhile, down under, things are still very...
	Hmm.
	Lockdown, really, in Melbourne, in Victoria specifically, or as we call it, Danistan.
	Here is the man, Daniel Andrews.
	The truth wants to come out.
	Now, this is the premier, or premier, or premier, as you want to say, of the Victorian state.
	And listen to what he actually is thinking, because it came out of his piehole.
	Life can go on as it is.
	But at the moment, what I'm seeing as health minister is a level of apathy, a level of complacency.
	I understand that, but I'm not happy about it.
	I'd also say this, the other area of danger is the place that we would normally consider to be the safest place on earth, our homes.
	You've already heard today that one of or a number of the people who've actually now got the virus got it in a home situation.
	And we'll hear more detail about that in due course.
	But it is both a safe place and a dangerous place.
	We must treat this new world order, this new world of COVID, we must treat this new world of COVID even in our own homes.
	What was he thinking when that came out?
	What did he say?
	It is both a safe place and a dangerous place.
	We must treat this new world order, this new world of COVID. He said new world order.
	He meant new world of COVID, but new world order came out.
	Oh, he said new world order.
	Yeah.
	I thought that's what he meant to say.
	It didn't sound like a gaffe.
	He corrected it.
	He corrected it.
	I don't think that's what he wanted to say, but it came out all right.
	This is New World Order stuff.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, we've established that on this show probably sometime in April.
	I think we established it over 10 years ago.
	Well, we established it, yeah.
	But we didn't establish COVID. You're right.
	Exactly.
	We harp on it, actually.
	Yeah.
	And so we have Mayor de Blasio in New York shutting down, as the news story goes, shutting down nine zip codes.
	Or is it area codes?
	Zip codes, area codes?
	I don't know.
	Including Brooklyn.
	And when he says shut down, that means you shut down everything.
	Shut down churches, shut down temples, shut down mosques.
	And if you've ever lived in New York, you can only push our New York Brooklyn Jews so far.
	And they were not having this.
	And they were burning their masks.
	Yes?
	I can put a little, at least a little background as I picked up on one of the right-wing talk shows.
	Oh, good.
	Is that if you look, I don't have a clip.
	Okay.
	If you look at the stats of the various communities, especially the black and Hispanic communities in New York, and they tend to eschew the mask and they have a higher rate, Of COVID per capita in those neighborhoods.
	Those were passed over to target the Jewish communities in Brooklyn.
	And everybody knows this.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	And so that made this an anti-Semitic, apparent anti-Semitic move by de Blasio and much more apparent.
	It would get them much more riled up, and it did.
	So they skipped over neighboring neighborhoods?
	Yeah.
	So he's pretty much just targeting the Jews.
	He's literally rounding up the Jews.
	Yeah.
	Well, at least this Jew had some humor about it.
	My people that have to die, I'm holding Mr.
	De Blasio and Mr.
	Cuomo personally responsible.
	I will file criminal charges.
	I will go after you personally.
	I will make sure that I sue you every possible minute.
	I will spend every single dollar I own just to get you.
	By the way, everybody, while all of our taxes went up, Mr.
	DeBlasio's two houses, his taxes were moved down.
	Everybody should be happy.
	You guys are doing a stand-up show in the middle of the fire in Brooklyn.
	And here's my question about the shutting down zip codes.
	Does that mean that you can't leave your neighborhood?
	I mean, if you step over the line, if you go to, like, Queens, where maybe you are able to walk around, are you literally not allowed to leave your area code?
	I mean, how does this work?
	How does it work?
	You can't do that.
	Nobody knows where the zip code line is.
	Of course not!
	How does it work?
	I feel bad.
	I feel bad for everybody in New York.
	And meanwhile, we...
	Hey, you know what?
	I don't.
	Why?
	Because they brought it on themselves.
	They elected this guy.
	They knew from the get-go that he was a socialist, or a communist at worst, and they voted him in.
	Yeah, let's vote him in.
	So I don't feel sorry for him.
	They're the ones that brought it on themselves.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put two C's in the International Criminal Code, John C. Dvorak.
	Well, and the morning to you, Mr.
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	Jordan 33 brought us the artwork for episode 1283.
	We titled that Dumb and Sick, which was a clip we had, wasn't it?
	I don't remember how we chose that one.
	It was from a clip, yeah.
	Now, we had a hard time finding art, if I remember correctly.
	Yes, this was so difficult that we went to the Evergreens, and it wasn't even a new Evergreen.
	This is from page two of the Evergreens, as I recall.
	And there must have been something when that was submitted that was just that much better for that particular episode that we didn't choose this one.
	I disagree.
	I think, because I already remembered this, I never saw this art before.
	This art was never submitted into the regular stream.
	It's one of those artists, and it's an evergreen piece of art.
	It's genuinely evergreen.
	It doesn't refer to anything in the show.
	It's one of those really high-end artists who decided to do a piece.
	Just obviously not listening to the show, not being able to do it live, like some guys like Joshua Pettigrew used to do, and he can't do anymore because he doesn't listen live.
	And he just submitted to Evergreens to see, it's an evergreen, let's throw it in the pile, and we did finally find it.
	That's what I think.
	I don't think it was passed over.
	Well, it was a beautiful piece.
	Well done.
	It didn't really relate to the show per se, but you look at the neon, no agenda.
	It had a whole bunch of really good elements that I think we both liked a lot.
	And the 33, the mainstream media.
	And that's Jordan33.
	Jordan33 has done stuff for us before, I think.
	Wasn't that the Orange Man?
	I think Jordan did the Jordan33.
	Maybe the Orange Man bad.
	It's possible.
	Yeah, the Orange Man bad.
	That's right.
	Jordan33 did that.
	Well, we congratulate Jordan33 on a big win in a very competitive space.
	It's a gorgeous piece.
	It's a great piece.
	It's a very competitive space where our artists play, and we appreciate all the work that they do.
	Check it out.
	Check out everything that was...
	Maybe you'll get inspired.
	Go to noagendaartgenerator.com.
	And again, we thank Jordan33.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Thank you for...
	Helping us put the show together makes a difference.
	That's what we look at when we see the value-for-value model.
	You put into it, whatever you get out of it, when you put in, you get out, essentially.
	And we have our patrons who like to support us as executive producers and associate executive producers.
	They are doing the work, and this is where we get to thank them.
	Michael Auslander in Exton, Pennsylvania.
	500 bucks.
	And he has just a bunch of jingles.
	He says he wants a JCD 3x3.
	Win, lose, or drone.
	He needs a dedouching.
	Give him that right now.
	Okay.
	You've been dedouched.
	And I guess he wants some karma, but he has a karma note.
	He says, I love you.
	And now it's time for 3x3.
	Experiment by JCD. That's an oldie.
	Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC. The never-ending 3x3.
	Win, lose, or drone!
	You've got karma.
	That's a good one.
	I hadn't heard that one in a long time.
	Yeah.
	Next on the list is Michael Goodell from Grosse Pointe, Michigan.
	And I believe...
	I went through trouble getting these things this morning.
	I don't know if I got one from him.
	I don't think I found his note.
	Really, no?
	You might want to take a quick look, but if I find out, I'll look again, but a couple of these guys said they said notes, and there were no notes to be found, at least not in my notes.
	No, I don't have a note either from Michael Goodell.
	Okay, well, I'll look again later, because I remember looking a couple of other guys up.
	Did I look up Michael Goodell?
	Maybe not.
	Arthur Shusher?
	Shusher?
	Actually, why don't you read Shusher?
	No, I'll do Shusher.
	Shusher.
	I can't pronounce it.
	Shusher.
	In Starkville, Mississippi.
	3333.
	And how do you pronounce that?
	I don't know.
	Shuker?
	Hi, Arthur here.
	It's my second installment for Knighthood.
	My last donation was four years ago.
	And so he's going to get there in four years.
	Oh, yeah.
	Donated to Trump back then.
	I figured I needed to pay up for 10 years.
	The best podcast in the universe also.
	So Trump and you guys got my money.
	Love your show.
	You need the jobs and Trump.
	Trump jobs and goat karma.
	Let's hope that karma works for Trump again like last time.
	Trying not to be too political, but it is what it is what it is.
	All right, we got that for you.
	Jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Worked last time for him.
	Happy to do it again.
	Baron Ryan of Tampa Bay, which is very popular today in Florida.
	Wow!
	What a fantastic job you and John are doing lately.
	You're keeping my entire family sane in these times.
	You've both been on the point for the last few weeks more than usual.
	Okay, more than usual.
	Hey, usually you sound kind of sleepy.
	Yeah, come on, man.
	Come on, man!
	The deconstruction of the virus origin and the appearances on other shows have really made no agenda more approachable and relevant than ever.
	Yeah, because everyone else is full of crap.
	I've been able to hit several more people in the mouth.
	Although busy, I've always made time for no agenda to shrink my amygdala and keep my bearings.
	Quite literally, your work keeps me mentally strong enough to point myself in the right direction and help my friends and family from falling prey to the mental assault going on.
	Yeah.
	No jingles, but jobs karma, please, for all the producers looking for opportunity.
	Baron Ryan of Tampa Bay.
	Thank you, Baron Ryan.
	That's the part about notes I love the most, where people say, you know, just whatever you were doing, it kept me sane.
	And that's good enough for me.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Now, next on the list is Derek Veldhausen.
	This check came in, 333.33.
	And it just came in with no note.
	And usually somebody sends a check, mails a check, and just a check, bare check.
	So he has NJNK, I have to assume.
	And he's in Iowa.
	Addison, and it's funny, his name on his check, and then it just says Iowa.
	I don't know.
	Addison Todd in Chesterfield, Missouri, 333.
	You can read this one while I go and look in the mail for Michael Goodell.
	Okay.
	Addison Todd, 333, Chesterfield, Missouri.
	Dear Adam and John, fantastic deconstruction lately, as always.
	I'm doing all caps.
	I've hit several people in the mouth that has changed the way they view the media circus.
	Please don't find that exit strategy.
	Well, I'm still searching very hard.
	Since becoming knighted, I've been in contact with other knights and dames about all sorts of things related to edible CBD. What is it?
	Does it say Edibles?
	It says E-Bulls.
	E-Bulls.
	I'm sorry.
	The truth wants to come out.
	Hey, Edibles!
	E-Bulls CBD. And I've spoken to Sir Cal as well about his payment processing issue.
	Ah, yes.
	It's a nightmare trying to sell CBD almost anywhere and to add insult to injury, Facebook allows prescription drugs to be advertised but not CBD. Is it really that unbelievable?
	Thankfully, you guys truly do have no agenda, and I can get the word out here at the very least.
	As always, your audience can save 33% on every order with the code NOAGENDA, all one word, at checkout.
	Or they can email for bulk discounts, Addison at ebulls.com.
	E-A-B-L-E-S, ebulls.
	Thank you for all you do, and don't ever stop.
	I won't be able to do what you do for...
	I won't be able to do what you do for my friends and family if you quit as I'm too damn lazy.
	Okay?
	So we're happy to pick up your slack.
	The weight of truth and reason is on your shoulders.
	So keep bringing us solid gold!
	I mistakenly never got my de-douching on my first donation, and I also unknowingly called the suburban wizard a douchebag when that is not the case as he does the monthly plan.
	So if you could de-douche us both, that would be tremendous.
	And I have some douche...
	Well, here's your de-douche.
	You've been de-douched.
	You'll have to share that one.
	Douchebags, Chris Rosendahl.
	Douchebag!
	And my lovely mother, Vicky.
	Douchebag!
	Wow, really, ma'am?
	I mean, we know people at No Agenda don't like their moms, but you really laid it on thick.
	Jingles.
	No real conflict.
	That's true.
	And business success.
	Goat karma.
	I can't find a P.O. box for Adam anywhere.
	Someone please advise.
	Yeah, let me do this before and I'll give you my P.O. box.
	There's no real conflict.
	That's true.
	Jobs.
	Jobs.
	That's business success.
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs.
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	I do have a P.O. Box.
	I haven't said it in a long time to make sure I didn't do it right.
	I think it's 18209.
	P.O. Box 18209, Austin, Texas, 78760.
	I'm glad you did that.
	Okay, back to...
	I did...
	I was right the first time about Michael Goodell.
	For some reason, they didn't ring a bell.
	But you had a note for him?
	He says he wrote me a note, but I looked and there are notes from Michael Goodell, but the last one was from April.
	Hmm.
	He's friends with Dame Chardonnay.
	In fact, he wrote a very nice essay back in April that he sent to me.
	But there's no note that's since April, and I don't know what's what.
	So I have no idea.
	Okay.
	Alright, onward.
	You just did...
	Yeah, now we have Jason Howard.
	I have no note from Jason Howard in Pittsburgh, PA, 333.
	There is no note, and I looked, there's no note from a Howard, from a Jason.
	There's no note under the subject name Donation from anyone named Jason Howard.
	So Jason Howard, 333 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
	We'll just assume he's no jingles.
	He obviously didn't want...
	So I actually got up early today and did these notes.
	I know, I know.
	I could tell you're a little irked you couldn't find them all.
	That makes sense.
	Yeah, I couldn't find any of them.
	So why bother?
	I might as well just do it on the fly like I've been doing.
	Christopher Madding, $233.33.
	He's our first associate executive producer, and he writes in.
	Y'all have been way overdue for a donation with all the stellar work during this time.
	Thank you.
	I am sending this one for my brother, Eddie.
	Can I get a de-douching?
	You've been de-douched.
	I'm a man in brown, UPS, and I wanted to let other listeners know who have lost their jobs.
	Check out UPS, UPS, USPS, FedEx.
	Amazon, near you.
	Tons of online orders have been peaking volume for Christmas, for most of the row now, I can say, for UPS. We have very good benefits and pay, and very good pay, depending on what you do.
	It's not easy, and it can be stressful at times, but honestly, I enjoy going to work just one other time.
	Just want to help others get back on their feet.
	With that being said, I'd like to call on the help of the Noagenda Nation from my older brother.
	He's always been there to help and lead me in times I needed it the most.
	But now I hope I'll be able to help him like he's always helped me.
	Because of COVID, he very recently had to switch sales jobs and now works for a Texas-based PPE and sanitation distribution company called Enveritex.
	If your company needs bulk orders of medical masks, nitrile gloves, foggers...
	Disinfected wipes and high foot traffic businesses send him an email.
	Eddie?
	He's a sales guy, so this brother's giving him some leads, some free leads for the No Agenda Executive Producer Program.
	I love it.
	I love it.
	Eddie at Enveratex.com.
	That's E-N-V-E-R-A-T-E-X. Also, if anyone knows of an accredited laboratory that can do an independent study on new products that has the potential to kill COVID-19, please email him.
	I hope we can send some leads and lab help his way.
	Thank you, John and Adam, for doing the work.
	So we can all keep our sanity.
	And if I can make a recommendation, as I always do, a great place to do this is NoAgendaSocial.com.
	It's not just the thousands of No Agenda Nation who are there, but it is federated out.
	Retweets or boosts, as they're called there, they do get around.
	And you'd be surprised how helpful Gitmo Nation can be.
	Go to NoAgendaSocial.com.
	Sir Howard, sir...
	$222.23 from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
	And he says, it's in celebration of my new ham radio license.
	He is now Kilo Charlie 3 Quebec Foxtrot Delta.
	73s!
	73s from Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie.
	You want to get a vanity for that?
	Kilo Charlie 3 Quebec Foxtrot Delta?
	They didn't cut you a break with the Quebec.
	I'd like to thank Edith Ann, dame to be, for all her patience and for cleaning the bathroom after I took the test from the commode.
	Okay.
	I appreciate all the quality analysis and laughter you provide.
	For jingles, please include some jobs karma and regular karma, sir, howitzer.
	P.S. I attempted to send a payment of $333.33 last Sunday, but ended up spending too much time at the round table.
	Oh, I see what happened.
	Yeah, of course, man.
	Congratulations.
	And we'll see you somewhere on the frequency.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	All right, so we've got a note here from Lynn Schmitz.
	And she wanted this to be read on a Sunday show, but we're reading it today.
	I try not to do these.
	If you want stuff read in advance, you know, you send us something in advance, you want it read in the future, it's never going to get read.
	Because I said it before, and people know this, we're last in, first out.
	Yeah.
	So something goes into the pile and then stuff gets on top of it.
	Don't plan.
	Don't plan with us.
	Don't do it.
	It's got to be in between shows.
	After a show, before the next one, that's the way to get it in.
	But, so we're going to push this today.
	Oh.
	It closes a check for $200.31 to support the show on October 11th.
	I want to recognize him.
	He's on the birthday list for today.
	He's also...
	This should be...
	We've been listening to the show for six months.
	He'll be 31.
	He wants to be a producer, and that's why the check is for $200.31.
	So Alex has to be the guy on this list.
	So he'll be the producer, not Lynn.
	Alex, gotcha.
	He's an essential worker because he's director of childcare.
	When the COVID lockdown started in Minnesota, his first assignment was taking care of medical professionals' children.
	Thank God your show kept my amygdala small.
	You're welcome.
	No, my pleasure.
	Alex was noodle-boyed at first for resharing a Trump tweet on Facebook.
	These thugs are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd.
	When the looting starts and shooting starts, HR asked Alex to attend a Zoom call.
	HR asked Alex if he was a white supremacist.
	Noodle power!
	So in other words...
	They really asked him that?
	That was a serious HR employment question?
	No.
	Yeah.
	Get out!
	That's gotta be illegal.
	It's gotta be illegal.
	You can't do that.
	That's insane.
	I wish I had a recording.
	You guys, everyone out there, record your Zoom calls.
	There's huge amounts of money to be made.
	Gold, I'm telling you.
	Talk about a lawsuit.
	You're throwing it away.
	So they said, hey, welcome to HR. Are you a white supremacist?
	Is that seriously how it goes now?
	It probably was they noted that he...
	He retweeted a Trump, the President of the United States.
	He retweeted this one.
	White supremacist, obviously.
	Here's a short...
	I'm going to read it.
	Short boots on the ground report from the Twin Cities.
	Surly Brewery's Beer Hall is closing permanently after attempting to stay open during the shutdown.
	The Beer Hall holds 350 people, but Governor Walz, the Democrat, says maximum group size of any location is 250.
	They were open in July, and after doing the books for July, they realized with the reduced capacity, they were losing money.
	Approximately 350 people will lose their jobs.
	This is when we continue to brew and distribute beer, just no longer keep the beer hall operating.
	You know?
	Surly made the decision to close the beer.
	This is a gripe about...
	I guess I really like Surly's.
	My husband and I attached a...
	Trump flotilla on the St.
	Croix River, just east of St.
	Paul pictures.
	I was wild to see all the Trump support in such a blue state.
	Well, they might be rigging their votes.
	That's the way you do it.
	And then she goes on with some other minor stuff about the state.
	Keep up the great deconstruction.
	Thank you for doing the hard work.
	Any jingles?
	Any karma?
	Anything of the life?
	She didn't ask for nothing except for the call out for her boy.
	Now, I do have one more thing to read.
	All right.
	Because you've got to take your pen out because I think we've got a knighthood here.
	Aye.
	All right.
	First, and this is from, let's see, Scott.
	Scott Minton.
	And he's in North Carolina, I believe.
	First, please forgive my douchebaggery.
	I also set up auto payments way back in the beginning of 2015 for four solid years.
	My bank diligently sent you a $5 check every Friday, apparently, every Friday.
	Apparently, I set it up to auto cancel when I hit $1,000.
	It's his own version of the layaway program.
	I like that.
	Good idea.
	Which happened way back in December 2018.
	Oh, my.
	Oh, my.
	That ends tonight.
	Except I'm upping the donation to a whopping 6.66 every Friday.
	Wow.
	Please dedouche me.
	You've been dedouched.
	And knight me, if the table permits, servant...
	It's another pun that we haven't seen.
	Servant, night of the orange.
	Since single malt scotch is already at the table, tonight I drink.
	Also, at your convenience, please send me your direct deposit information so my 6.66 Friday Value for Value can grace your accounts post-haste.
	I'll send you a note.
	Thank you for all you do and for all your years of doing it, or doing the work.
	That's fabulous.
	And his little PS, that's nice too.
	Thank you, Scott.
	Yeah.
	Very cool.
	And that will conclude our group of well-wishers.
	I will top up the single malt.
	Hold on.
	I'm going to give him Dalwini.
	Delwini.
	Well, I got one.
	You want to do something fancy on there.
	Okay.
	How about 30-year-old Laphroaig?
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm a 30-year-old Laphroaig.
	You know, that was one of my clients back in the Think New Ideas days.
	We had Shifflin and Somerset who import all the single malts.
	What a great client to have.
	I would think.
	Lagavulin, Laphroaig, what?
	Oh gosh, Oban.
	I've had it all.
	We had the barbacks in the office.
	Ah, good times.
	Okay, 30-year-old Laphroaig it is.
	Anything else you want to add to it for him?
	And some stinky cheese?
	Oh, how about Stilton, you said?
	And a Stilton.
	And Stilton cheese.
	Okay.
	We have, I mean, we are a full-service organization here.
	There will even be a mint on your pillow.
	You want to up the ante on the Stilton?
	I got one.
	Okay.
	This is a good one.
	Stichelton cheese.
	Okay.
	Stichelton is the progenitor of Stilton.
	Stichelton?
	Yes, Stichelton.
	This doesn't sound healthy.
	It's rare in the country, but if you ever have it, it is a stunner.
	Stichelton.
	Stichelton?
	Stichelton cheese.
	Okay.
	Well, thank you very much all for supporting the No Agenda show.
	These are, as I think John mentioned, our executive producers and associate executive producers.
	You can use these credits.
	They are for this episode, and if anyone gives you any grief about it, we'll be happy to vouch for you.
	People have gotten jobs and requested for a reference from us, so it does work, and feel free to do that and consider supporting us for our next show, which will be on Sunday.
	And for that, go to...
	Thank you very much for your time, your talent, treasure, and remember, big meetup on the 13th in Vegas.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Apparently, 53 people have already RSVP'd for the Vegas meetup.
	Thank you.
	Which is pretty good.
	Good.
	Yeah, I'm excited about that.
	And the keeper will be there.
	That's the big draw.
	Let's see.
	Before we...
	Now, I have a couple things.
	I actually have a few Bill Gates clips.
	There was a new CEO forum, Wall Street Journal CEO forum, and I definitely want to play those.
	Do you mind if I do that now, just to get through them?
	We've done most of the Rona stuff.
	I think we're out of Rona stuff.
	Yeah, this is related.
	Yeah, I would do Bill.
	That's a good segue, actually.
	Yeah, Bill is vaccines, obviously, so that's where we're headed.
	As Kamala Harris said, she won't take one.
	If the president's all over it, that'll be no good.
	But first, we need to just get a little update on where we're at.
	How long will it really take before we're out of this and everything's done?
	We'd like to be done now, but Bill always keeps you hanging a little longer.
	If you Wait, is Bill a virologist that he would know these things?
	Why, yes, I believe he is.
	Is he a doctor?
	We're going for an elimination where we don't have any more transmission.
	That'll take two to three years.
	In the rich countries, however, if you really in the first of next year get the vaccines out a lot and they're fairly effective at transmission blocking, then by late next year you could have things going back pretty close to normal.
	That's the best case.
	Okay, Bill.
	Well, we see that Russia and China have vaccines they're already distributing.
	I mean, I know you have a lot of connections and a lot of intricate business relationships between you, the Foundation, and Gavi and the World Health Organization.
	But how about these Russian and Chinese vaccines?
	I mean, if they're good, shouldn't we just be all over them, using them?
	Shouldn't we be go, go, go?
	Do you have any insight into either the Russian vaccine effort or the Chinese efforts?
	Do you know...
	Do you have any insights into how good those vaccine efforts are and whether they're going to play a role here?
	Yeah, our vaccine team is a large pool of expertise.
	Oh yeah, the way he speaks is he's in charge of everything.
	And I have a feeling that a lot of the, even the pharma guys are probably licking his boots.
	The vaccine team.
	The vaccine team is a large pool of expertise, mostly people who came from the private sector vaccine companies.
	And our normal job for infectious disease that doesn't get a lot of visibility is to get new vaccines, very low cost, high volume vaccines.
	And so we're talking with all the...
	Is that his job or is that what his foundation does to help people?
	It's a...
	It feels to me like he's not really helping people he has a job to get cheap new vaccines and inject people.
	I don't know.
	It's a nuance.
	Maybe I just don't trust him that much.
	I think you're probably right on it.
	All right.
	And so we're talking with all the companies.
	I have regular phone calls with the pharma CEOs about, okay, what's the progress?
	How do we second source?
	So he's calling, hey, it's Bill.
	What's the progress?
	How are you doing?
	I'm just checking on you.
	I truly believe that's taking place.
	This guy is some kind of grand poobah.
	He's out of control.
	He really is.
	Well, whether he believes it and it's just him, I mean...
	The pharma CEOs about, okay, what's the progress?
	How do we second source these things?
	We're also talking with Russia and China.
	None of their vaccines are in a...
	Uh-huh.
	So at some point, you know, Farms, CNBG, Clover, Cansino, one of them should pick a quality regulator.
	And so the world who's a quality regulator.
	I mean, I guess the FDA is a regulator.
	What other quality regulators can Russia and China go to?
	I mean, China, World Health Organization, they don't have a quality regulator?
	I think Bill is full of shit.
	He just doesn't want those companies to compete.
	Because they don't have a quality regulator.
	Everything else from China was great, but now they're not great?
	One of them should pick a quality regulator, and so the world can look and see, okay, does this thing have side effects?
	From a scientific point of view, the one Russian construct and six of the Chinese constructs are perfectly valid constructs.
	Actually, with some similarities to the work the Western companies are doing.
	But the Western companies are further ahead on doing these phase 3 studies.
	And so if those come out well and they're offered at low cost, I doubt there'll be a lot of Russian or Chinese vaccine going outside of those countries.
	Yeah, we know.
	We know.
	You've already told all your CEO buddies, don't worry, I'll keep them at bay.
	Fine.
	And then we always have to have the anti-vaxxer question come up, which I think he's used this term before, but he just pops it right out and I think we should pay attention to more people using it.
	Yeah, vaccine hesitancy is in all countries and predates the pandemic.
	Even with The polio eradication that, you know, has been ongoing now for several decades and hopefully is very close to completion.
	You know, we saw very bad rumors about the polio vaccine, that it was from the U.S., it was to sterilize women.
	Didn't that actually happen?
	I thought that actually happened, that some Nigerian women who received the polio vaccine were sterilized.
	I guess it's just a rumor.
	And so in places like Nigeria, we had to go to the religious leaders, talk to them, have them...
	Now, if you could stop saying, uh, it's kind of interesting what he says here.
	I'm sorry, it triggers me.
	I'm triggered by this guy and not being able to say one full sentence without throwing, uh.
	I like this.
	Very interesting.
	Go to the religious leaders.
	Sounds very similar to Mr.
	Collins there, Francis Collins, Anthony Fauci's boss, who is writing paper after paper over how really to take the vaccine is godly, is Christian because it is loving thy neighbor.
	So it's the same playbook, only in this case the religious leaders also happen to be the leaders of the National Health Institute.
	Can I ask you a quick question?
	Yeah?
	By that logic, wouldn't shooting yourself in the head do the same thing and it's a loving thy neighbor thing?
	Oh gosh.
	Thus, the edicts against suicide are negated because now you're doing it because you love your neighbor.
	Oh yeah, stuff can go on and on like this.
	But this is their strategy.
	They did it in Nigeria and now they're doing it here.
	You know, have them speak out, you know, vaccinate their children.
	I like that.
	Hey, you've got to tell them this vaccine is good and we're vaccinating your children.
	The trust network, who is it that you view as an expert?
	You know, very few people can look at the formulation or data directly.
	And so, you know, here in the U.S., we should already be thinking about which voices will help reduce the hesitancy.
	And so we can get a level of vaccination that really has a chance of stopping the transmission.
	You know, sadly, you know, face masks and even the vaccine...
	Are some more politicized here than in other countries.
	Okay, that's not true.
	Face masks are hugely politicized in many countries.
	And I can't wait to see what voices you want to have telling us how safe the vaccine is.
	Will they be naked celebrities?
	because I kind of I like laughing at that but you know I I think there are responsible people in both parties that as we get this tool we'll try and persuade their followers look here's what we did you know we need the first 20% of people those at greatest risk to back And then when people see that going well, I think we'll get the follow-on.
	So, final clip.
	Bill always gets a little sloppy on these things, and Truth came out here again.
	Yeah, this is about the social media.
	What is the role of big tech in censoring disinformation and bad things that will cause people to kill themselves because they can't read or whatever it is.
	So this is the question that Bill always answers.
	Well, there's certainly a human weakness that very titillating things like, you know, that somebody intentionally made this virus.
	Or that someone was flying with Jeffrey Epstein and actually he introduced you to some of the vaccine people and you did grants together.
	Or, you know, there's some conspiracy.
	Those things can spread very quickly, and the digital platforms allows that sort of wow.
	What?
	I think it's a Tourette's thing.
	The digital platforms allows that sort of wow.
	I can just imagine him going wow.
	Very quickly.
	And the digital platforms allows that sort of wow.
	You know, I need to get this out.
	That stuff spreads so much faster than the truth, which is, you know, it comes from a bat.
	Oh!
	I'm still trying to figure out the exact path.
	A bat!
	Hold on a second, stop.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, the truth, the truth.
	Let me get, let me ask you a question, because you heard these clips.
	I didn't hear these.
	Although I should have, because I would have been laughing harder.
	So, so...
	Within this context, he did, they did find, actually find, they found a bat that had the COVID-19, that virus, SARS-CoV-2.
	They actually found a bat that had this particular screwball virus within the bat structure.
	It was within his batch of viruses that he's got in his mouth and wherever.
	They did find one, finally, because there's never been an animal yet to be found with SARS-CoV-2.
	This has not been found, but they found one.
	Yes?
	No, I believe it was Randy from Integrity Farms who boned the bat.
	I thought that's how it worked.
	Did you see South Park at all?
	Is that how they did it?
	That's gross.
	But he did it with Mickey Mouse.
	I mean, it's an interesting storyline.
	So, no, they don't...
	What?
	A little history?
	That stems from how syphilis got to the Western world.
	Oh, nice parallel.
	You know about this?
	Yes, I think I do recall this story.
	Nice parallel.
	Syphilis was a naturally occurring bacteria in llamas.
	Thank you, conquistadores.
	Is that what Christopher Columbus was doing?
	Well, somebody was.
	All right.
	So, no, but now he's saying it's just not true.
	It came from a bat.
	We don't really know how it worked yet.
	Please, Bill.
	Come on, man.
	Come on now.
	And the truth is, you know, it comes from a bat.
	You know, we're still trying to figure out the exact path of transmission.
	You don't forward that the same way.
	That you would, the conspiracy.
	And so how the digital, the social media companies should either slow down.
	Slow down.
	Oh, I like this.
	Slow down.
	That means algorithmically hiding, shadow banning, etc.
	The social media companies should either slow down or annotate things that actually cause huge damage, like not wearing masks or not being willing to take the vaccine if it proves that it is this key tool to getting back to normal.
	Things like micro-targeting can go probably too far.
	I'm not sure what he's saying here.
	Things like micro-targeting.
	What does he want to do, micro-target?
	What do you want to target?
	Is he talking about social media companies now, or needles?
	I'm not sure what he wants to target.
	Micro-target, he's referring to the system where you'd have everyone with a phone app, and then you'd find groups of people or families that maybe...
	I don't know.
	I'm just guessing.
	But it's...
	Bearing down on certain individuals that may catch it or that have done contact tracing, I don't know.
	It just sounds bad.
	Well, pay attention because the truth's about to come out here.
	This key tool to getting back to normal, things like micro-targeting, Can, you know, go probably too far.
	You know, some level of fact-checking is valuable.
	You don't want to get to the full Chinese solution.
	They at least, you know, they have the propaganda department tell people what things to censor and what not to censor.
	Now, I want to play that bit again.
	Can you tell me what is wrong with what he's saying about, we don't want to go with the Chinese solution...
	You know, some level of fact-checking is valuable.
	You don't want to get to the full Chinese solution.
	They at least, you know, they have their propaganda department tells people.
	Do you hear what he's saying?
	What he wanted to say, and he corrects himself, is, well, they at least have a good propaganda department who tells people like it is.
	And then he corrects himself on the they at least part pit.
	I think he really thinks it's the way to go.
	They at least, listen.
	It sounds to me like he's advocating for that.
	He likes it.
	They at least have that.
	We don't even have that.
	We don't have a good propaganda.
	Am I reading too much into this?
	The problem is I really have trouble parsing what he's actually saying.
	He's mumbling like he always does.
	Before he says propaganda, he says they believe or something.
	Is that what the words were?
	I don't know.
	You may be reading too much into it, but to be honest about it, he's just bleh.
	He's terrible.
	He's not making things clear.
	We'll finish it up.
	You don't want to get to the full Chinese solution.
	They at least, you know, they have the propaganda department tells people what things to censor and what not to censor.
	So, you know, they put huge numbers of people and at least it's black and white for companies that operate there.
	We don't want that.
	And so, you know, what mix of actors comes in and at what scale of misinformation do you really bring in some review process?
	So no, I think we've teed up a question and now we need smart solutions, which I have not seen.
	Where did this come from, this clip?
	This is from the Wall Street Journal CEO Forum from earlier in the week.
	Oh my God, does he just yak and yak and yak and yak and yak?
	He was also the headliner.
	He was at the end.
	He was like the big kahuna for this thing.
	Oh, jeez.
	I know.
	What a boring...
	He's getting worse than he was when he was younger.
	When he was younger, at least he had some concise points to make.
	He just rambles.
	Yeah.
	And he's gone...
	And he's groaning and moaning.
	It sounds like he's taking a dump right through the thing.
	It's unbelievably bad.
	Maybe he's tired of it, too.
	Maybe he's tired of everything.
	He's probably tired of his wife.
	Why does he go to these things, then?
	Does he need the money?
	No.
	Does he need to promote the foundation because we've never heard of them?
	They're blackmailing him.
	How many times do I have to tell you?
	Nobody's blackmailing him.
	He's an egomaniac.
	He's off the deep end.
	He's off the rails.
	Nah, he is.
	But they're blackmailing him with all the Epstein stuff.
	You know, the eating babies.
	Come on!
	What's the Wall Street Journal got to say to him like that?
	Wall Street Journal's not a blackmailing operation.
	No, it's much bigger than that.
	He's just told what message to give.
	That's it.
	He doesn't care.
	He doesn't care about his wife.
	He doesn't care about any of this stuff.
	He's a creep.
	Well, he's actually not a bad guy, and he's got a good sense of humor.
	I just don't understand how he got into this.
	Maybe in the past.
	CEO of the world's health.
	Hmm.
	Yeah, but see, that's kind of narcissistic.
	You think?
	He's crazy.
	Yeah, I think he's crazy.
	I think he is.
	I agree.
	Too bad about Eddie Van Halen.
	That's a little bit young.
	Yeah, he had some sort of cancer, I guess.
	Well, he had throat cancer.
	Was he a smoker?
	Oh, yeah.
	He always had a, you know, like the guys used to like to do that, stick a burning cigarette.
	Stick a cigarette in the strings of the guitar?
	Yeah, in the neck.
	Yeah, he was one of those.
	Oh, that's, yeah, well.
	But I knew him.
	I knew Eddie and Alex.
	They're Dutch, originally.
	Oh, yeah, it's funny that you say that because he does have a Dutch look.
	Yeah, Van Halen.
	And somewhere I couldn't...
	It was kind of funny because, to me at least, I'm looking online and what everyone does...
	And it was kind of my first impulse as well.
	I'm like, no, I'm not going to do this.
	What everyone does is they're rip, love and light, too soon.
	And it all has to be, here I am with Eddie.
	I met Eddie in...
	I was hanging.
	Everyone has a picture.
	Like, oh yeah, he was such a great guy.
	And of course he was a great guy.
	As far as I knew, the picture I have is where he and when they when they hooked up with Sammy Hagar, they were doing promotion.
	They came to my show and they brought in.
	So they went short hair.
	You may not remember, but they all went when Sammy came in and they went, oh, we're going to do short hair.
	And they came in with scissors and were running around the studio trying to cut my hair off at the time.
	I have a picture of that, but I'm glad I didn't post it.
	Seems like so douchey.
	If I die, do not post pictures of you with me.
	I want pictures of me with the head on a stick.
	There are no pictures of you and me.
	I'm talking to other people.
	No, there's really no pictures of you and I together.
	I don't think so.
	Tina may have one.
	From Grand Duke Foley's place.
	But that's it.
	That's it.
	Anyway.
	I just wanted to say I felt bad about that.
	You did do the 5150 donation.
	Did anyone do that?
	A couple.
	You know, these kind of promotional donations really don't catch on usually.
	But here we go.
	Yeah, we got one, two, three.
	Yeah, we got a couple dozen, maybe 23.
	Oh, no, not that many.
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
	We got eleven.
	Yeah, you know, eleven.
	So have you been following Obamagate?
	A little bit.
	The latest classified releases.
	It keeps going up and it doesn't get covered.
	It's hilarious to watch the way the news media handles it.
	In fact, John Brennan has a book out.
	He's right in the middle of all of this stuff.
	certainly of the most recent revelations and the declassified papers, which, yeah, they're declassified, but they still have redactions.
	And Brennan is promoting his book, went on the Today Show, as if nothing's happened, he's just talking about the president.
	Well, first of all, I hope Donald Trump has a full recovery, a speedy recovery.
	I do believe that the American people need to have two healthy candidates in this election so that the will of the American people can be realized.
	I am concerned about the reported side effects of some of the medications that he's been taking in terms of additional confusion, aggression.
	The last thing we need is for Donald Trump to be more confused, more impulsive, more aggressive.
	But also, I think that there is great distraction and preoccupation within the White House right now, understandably, about Donald Trump's health as well as the health of the White House staff.
	And so their ability to respond quickly to a crisis, whether it be a domestic crisis or a foreign crisis, I think is questionable.
	Oh, please.
	So I have an explanation of what just came out and what has just been released and its relevance.
	I had to go to the Liberty Report.
	The Ron Paul Liberty Report to get a decent overview that is not 18 hours long.
	Minute and a half.
	And this will bring you up to speed.
	And the guy you just heard, that Brennan guy, I think he's going to jail.
	John Ratcliffe, the DNI declassified former CIA director John Brennan's handwritten notes.
	Handwritten notes showing that he briefed President Obama on a plan by Hillary Clinton, planning, quotes, to tie then-candidate Trump, and this is July of 16, to tie then-candidate Trump to Russia, quote, as a means of distracting the public from her use of a private email server.
	And we know what happened when they launched that plot.
	They went over, and we know that she hired Steele to make the Steele dossier, which turns out was an absolute pack of lies.
	Cooked up by some kooky former spook himself.
	That's what she did.
	Now listen to this.
	These are the handwritten notes.
	Here's what Brennan, who A, is no friend of the Russians, and B, is no friend of Trump.
	Here's what he wrote in his notes.
	We're getting additional insight into Russian activities from Redacted, that's a source, site, summarizing alleged approval by Hillary Clinton, a proposal from one of her foreign policy advisors to vilify Donald Trump, By stirring up a scandal claiming interference by the Russian security service.
	And he appears to have not only briefed Obama on this, but apparently, according to his notes, seemingly Susan Reich, James Comey, and Obama's own chief of staff.
	And one of the things that's fascinating about this is that this originated in the intelligence community, and they sent what's called an investigative lead to the FBI. Check this out.
	Looks like Trump's got some scandal here with the Russians.
	They asked Comey last week, hey, do you remember this lead that came over from the CIA? No, doesn't ring a bell, doesn't ring a bell.
	It's so fantastic to be alive right now.
	The documents are there.
	It's handwritten note by John Brennan.
	Everything you just heard is documented.
	And it was Hillary Clinton's plan to cover up the email issue with some scandal about Trump and Russia.
	It got the Steele dossier into it.
	Obama was briefed on it.
	Comey was briefed on it.
	It was John Brennan who said, hey, heads up!
	And, excuse me, where's Fox News?
	There's no mainstream out there.
	They must be scared shitless about this.
	Somebody's scared.
	There has to be.
	But yeah, you made the best point of the whole show.
	Where's Fox News?
	Those big phonies at Fox News.
	Well, where's Tucker on this?
	I'd like to see Tucker Carlson do a bit on this.
	Everyone's always lauding him, and I appreciate a lot of what he does, but it's really not important.
	Compared to this...
	No, this is a major, major scandal.
	Head of the CIA pulling this stuff?
	No one's even grilled the guy about why he turned into a Muslim out of the blue.
	We'll get that for you.
	That'll be the answer we get for you.
	We'll have some senator or congressman ask that.
	Why'd you become a Muslim?
	Yeah, what was that all about?
	Who are you trying to impress?
	I just find this really unbelievable.
	And the whole Flynn stuff with these judges who just won't quit.
	It's not in your news cycle.
	I don't care what you watch.
	You've got to go find it and find someone who has a copy of it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	My job is getting boring in that regard because you just know you're not going to get anyone talking about anything of any substance.
	There's no news deconstruction.
	Well, the news deconstruction is almost reversed now.
	It's like we have the story that somebody else...
	Produced and put out.
	Yeah.
	Where's the news, people?
	Where's New York Times?
	Where's the Washington Post?
	Where's CNN? Where's MSNBC? Where's Rachel Maddow?
	Yeah.
	No.
	None of them.
	No.
	It's all phony.
	Then again, where's Fox?
	Yeah.
	It's all phony.
	I found this to be an interesting story.
	This is an off-the-wall thing here.
	This is a democracy.
	I picked up a lot of stuff from Amy in the last couple of shows because she's on a rampage.
	Now Trump's all drugged up.
	In fact, let's try a couple of ISOs out.
	Okay.
	I have, from Amy again, drugged up.
	Now he's drugged up.
	Yeah, I like it.
	Good presence, too, on the good audio.
	Now he's drugged up.
	Drugged up.
	Okay, he's drugged up.
	I like that one.
	It's good.
	It's good.
	Now the other I say, I like it too.
	I wish he would have had a different inflection on the word up.
	Now he's drugged up.
	It should have been, now he's drugged up.
	But that's okay.
	I got science.
	Science doesn't know.
	No, drugged up is much better.
	Much, much better.
	Now he's drugged up.
	Oh yeah, it's already in the end of show slot.
	It's dynamite.
	Okay, I get a sold.
	Sold!
	We're, um...
	Sold.
	No, wait, I want to play this clip.
	Sure.
	Amy.
	This is Dem's Go After Tech, and I want to ask a question about this clip after she reads this off.
	What's going on here?
	Yes.
	Amazon, Apple, Facebook, and Google are facing accusations by House Democrats of engaging in anti-competitive monopoly-style tactics.
	On Tuesday, the House's top antitrust panel released a 450-page report urging the big tech firms be broken up and for the rewriting of antitrust laws.
	Yes, I have the report.
	It's in the show notes.
	Is this a guy...
	Are they trying to...
	They got tech as...
	Tech is a bunch of Democrats recently.
	This only happened, by the way, in the last 20 years.
	Before that, tech was always in public.
	It actually happened after Ayn Rand became popular again, if you recall.
	All of the Silicon Valley guys were doing Ayn Rand, Ayn Rand, Ayn Rand.
	And then that flipped and they all became Democrats.
	I'm not going to argue that because that is the timing.
	But before that, and if you went back long enough, 20, 30 years in particular, everyone was a Republican, especially the semiconductor guys.
	But okay, they're all Democrats now.
	And they are big-time Democrats.
	They donate a lot of money.
	Is this what we just heard in this report?
	Is this, hey, you guys aren't giving us enough money?
	Because this is a gouge.
	This is an insight.
	You don't bite the hand that feeds you like this unless you're trying to get more money out of it.
	And that's the way the Democrats would operate, I think, with high tech, because these guys are so stupid about politics.
	They're just all in.
	Without any knowledge, they have no foundations in political science or the humanities.
	They're all technical people.
	Well, I don't believe the headline that they're being broken up.
	I mean, it's a lot of pages.
	We had a lot of other stuff going on, so I haven't done the diligence I want.
	But I will continue for Sunday's show.
	But just so you know, this report is from two people.
	David Cicilline, who's the chairman and subcommittee of the Judiciary on Antitrust.
	And, of course, the chairman of the Committee on the Judiciary, Jerry Nadler.
	And the way I read just some of what is in this 400-page report...
	Seems like exactly what certainly Mark Zuckerberg would want is regulations.
	He wants regulations.
	He wants to have a competitive edge by being big enough to comply.
	And I see a lot of this in here.
	I will have a better breakdown.
	That's an interesting take.
	I will have a better breakdown, but it's...
	Well?
	It doesn't feel to me like they're going after him at all, at all.
	Okay, well, let's go back, let's take the thing to a further extreme, something I have trouble accepting, but obviously, if I just try to be logical, I'll come up with this.
	If these guys are sincere Democrats, and we're talking about the tech community in the San Francisco, if they're sincere Democrats, And I will assume they are, because a true Democrat wants a more socialistic system.
	They want more regulation.
	So that would back up your thesis.
	In fact, instead of like, I'm thinking in old terms, like why would they, you know, what maniacs?
	Because they're the ones who bitched and moan when the internet first came around.
	Oh my God, once the government gets involved, we're going to, you know, the internet's going to be hoes.
	It'll be all over.
	But these guys want regulations, and you listen to them, they want net neutrality regulations.
	Yep.
	So, there's a conclusions page, and I was just reading through it, and I'm like, this doesn't seem like anything really bad.
	And let me just hear that Amy's report.
	She hasn't read this shit.
	Amazon, Apple, Facebook, and Google are facing accusations by House Democrats of engaging in anti-competitive monopoly-style tactics.
	On Tuesday, the House's top antitrust panel released a 450-page report urging the big tech firms be broken up and for the rewriting of antitrust laws.
	Rewriting of antitrust laws, absolutely.
	And of course they want that.
	Now they'll have a hand in rewriting the antitrust rules.
	It has to happen.
	A lot of this is about Amazon.
	Amazon somehow is universally hated.
	It's definitely not so much about going after Facebook.
	I think there's a kind of, well, you're going to have to split off Instagram.
	I don't think that's ever going to happen.
	It's so integrated, such a piece of what they're doing.
	But Amazon, a lot of accusations against them.
	You see them pop into the top, and it's about them being very anti-competitive by tracking what products do, and then coming up with their own product, featuring their own product above others.
	It's what they do.
	Shocker.
	I'm shocked.
	It's what they do.
	It's what anybody does.
	And I think Amazon is the odd man out in this.
	It seems like Jeff Bezos can't do enough.
	You know, he has a billion dollar stadium, not enough for Black Lives Matter.
	He gets guillotines outside his house.
	He's seen as the universal evil.
	He really has replaced Bill Gates as evil within millennials.
	The bold head and the big eyeball doesn't help.
	I tell the checkout, whenever I'm at Whole Foods, which is not a lot lately because I find them to be really substandard in anything but maybe some.
	I like their meat products.
	But you can't get anything normal.
	Have you ever tried to get saran wrap at Whole Foods?
	Well, no.
	They don't have it.
	No, they don't have it.
	Of course not.
	But I'm always telling the checkout people, and they say, well, are you an Amazon Prime member?
	I say, no.
	Jeff Bezos doesn't need to know what I eat.
	And if I get a laugh, I'll say, hey, have you ever seen his eyeball?
	What?
	He's got one eyeball.
	It's really huge.
	Some have said, oh yeah, I noticed that.
	What is that?
	I don't know, man.
	He's got his eye on you.
	Ibolitis.
	Ibolitis.
	Austin, Texas, just a quickie side note.
	We are on the tip of the defund the police.
	Which is why there is now also a recall, Mayor Adler, not just for that, but for many other reasons.
	And they've started now, and this is so stupid.
	We have something called code enforcement in Austin.
	And I think we talked about this when I just moved here years ago.
	And they have kind of cop car-looking vehicles.
	It says, Austin, code enforcement.
	They have a uniform.
	I think they may have a patch.
	I don't think it's an actual shield badge.
	But they're the ones that go around and see if you're using your sprinkler on the wrong day.
	What?
	This is like there's people in England that bitch and moan.
	The brownies.
	What?
	The brand is going around, oh, you put a bottle in your garbage, it should have been in recycling, we're going to find you five pounds.
	Yeah, and in the Netherlands, they have them now too, they're called, what are they called?
	Something with a B. Yeah, so it's all kind of the version of the same thing.
	It's a...
	It's Karen, a professional Karen.
	It's professional Karen, exactly.
	So what they've decided...
	B-O-A, a BOA. That's what they're calling them in Holland.
	Someone give me the translation of what the acronym means.
	So we have that in Austin.
	And they're just kind of like, what are you doing?
	So the brilliant plan is to move money away from the cops and put more into...
	Into the code enforcement, because they can certainly take on a lot more.
	I mean, they can certainly, you know, when there's, like, COVID reports, someone has too many people in their backyard.
	Yeah, these are the guys you're going to send.
	These are not people who are ready to stand up to a perhaps rowdy, perhaps somewhat inebriated crowd of Texans who you're telling they have to stop partying.
	But okay, here's a quick report.
	After summer protests, the Austin City Council said that it wants to reimagine public safety and policing.
	KXA and Zabrie Travis.
	Reimagine, please.
	Please take note what we're doing here in Austin.
	Yeah, reimagine.
	We're reimagining it.
	It wants to reimagine public safety and policing.
	KXA's Avery Travis spoke with the chair of the city's public safety committee about how he thinks code enforcement officers could play an important role.
	Loud party next door?
	Think a neighbor's operating an illegal short-term rental?
	Suspicious person outside?
	Or your alarm going off?
	Do you call 311?
	Or 911.
	A third of the calls that officers are responding to have no threat to property or life.
	After taking a closer look at a 911 call analysis, City Council Member Jimmy Flanagan thinks there's an opportunity to call on code enforcement officers instead of police for lower priority situations.
	It might be more cost-effective.
	We might be able to have more folks out on the street.
	We might be able to have a different type of response.
	But right now, code only operates from 7 in the morning to 8 at night.
	So he's proposing city staff figure out how to adjust or optimize their operations.
	And by the time code enforcement shows up, the thing isn't happening anymore.
	This is going to be great.
	I can't wait.
	Because I've seen them.
	You know, these are...
	Level security guards.
	Like mall cops.
	Yeah, they're somewhere in between a security guard and a meter maid.
	Yeah, and I don't want to disparage it, but I actually feel that...
	Oh, you should.
	No, I feel that...
	I'll tell you what, first big party that does the following, films a guy, some code enforcement weenie comes in, you know, I think your party's making too much noise, a neighbor complained, they grab the guy...
	You pants him.
	You gotta pants the guy.
	And I don't talk about just the outside pants.
	The whole thing naked.
	You mean like a wedgie?
	A wedgie?
	No, you take his pants off.
	And then you throw him in the pool.
	I mean, that's what you do to these guys.
	A couple of these guys.
	That's what you do.
	That's called a pantsing?
	A pantsing?
	Pantsing, yeah.
	I did not know of this term.
	Okay.
	Pantsing.
	Yeah, pantsing is you pull the pants down.
	Oh, that was...
	That would certainly be a way to reimagine the enforcement.
	I love the idea.
	You pants the guy, throw him in the pool.
	I like it.
	Pants him, throw him in the pool.
	Alright, I'm all in.
	Fun times.
	I guess that's a part of building back better.
	Building back better.
	You get pants building back better.
	Ugh.
	Sports!
	I got a sports segment for you.
	You think it's sports, but go on.
	No, I got a sports segment.
	I got a great sports segment.
	First of all, it's about basketball.
	I took a little bit of interest in basketball.
	Very, very poor, poor performance by King LeBron.
	Walking off the court during the finals before the game is even over.
	It's okay because no one saw it.
	Finals Game 2 ratings crash by 68%, the least watched finals in game history.
	Gee, do you think it's maybe because we're tired of seeing all your messaging?
	What happened to just the Nike logo?
	That felt much better.
	And now we have Irving and Kevin...
	Is it Kyrie?
	Kyrie?
	Kyrie, yes.
	Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant.
	They are about to welcome a new coach for the Brooklyn Nets, which is Steve Nash, as you well know.
	These guys have gone full noodle boy.
	I mean, this is kind of scary what they're doing.
	They want, well, let me play it for you.
	Here is, I think this man, I don't know if this is Durant or Irving.
	Listen to this.
	But also, when you get to know him as a person, you understand why he can coexist with us because we don't need somebody to come in and put their coaching philosophy on everything that we're doing and change up the wheel and, yo, you guys need to start doing this and we start running on the first day of practice and it's just like, no.
	No.
	I want somebody.
	I need somebody that's going to understand that.
	I am a human being first.
	I serve my community and where I come from first.
	And then basketball is something I come and do every single day because I love.
	And also I have the right ingredients and people around me to come in and do my job at a high level.
	And I know that they will hold me accountable to that level.
	So, he doesn't want to coach in the traditional sense, if I understand it, which is kind of like the, you know, coach is kind of the boss.
	Yeah, sit down.
	Your turn.
	Get up.
	Do this.
	Run this play.
	Do that.
	Yeah.
	No, no.
	He wants the coach to coexist because of, and for some reason, I think he brought in his race.
	For some reason, like, I know where I come from.
	Well, Steve Nash is white, so.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's listen to another little thing that they expect.
	And now he's the head coach.
	You know, and I think it's also going to change the way we see coaches.
	I don't really see us having a head coach.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, KD could be a head coach.
	I could be a head coach.
	Jacques Vaughn could do it one day.
	It could be, it could be, it's a collaborative effort, I think, on our part.
	Oh, okay.
	This is Noodle Boy.
	This is Noodle Boy.
	Yeah, totally.
	It's totally Noodle Boy.
	It's right from the same script.
	How can we bet against...
	Is there a way I can make money on this?
	Noodle power!
	We must be able to make money.
	Make money on these...
	I mean, you just bet against the team.
	I mean, this is...
	Brooklyn Nets...
	Oh boy.
	Kyrie Irving is also the guy, because you may think higher of him because of this, but he was a notorious flat earther.
	To the point where the entire league was making fun of him and he had to kind of back off.
	Why would you think I think highly of him now?
	What are you saying about me?
	You brought up the flat earth thing on the show as though there was some validity to it.
	Yeah, and I got scoffed on by you and that ended the second half of show.
	I'm going to show myself old by donating to no agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah!
	And we do have a few people to thank for show 12...
	I don't know what it is, 85?
	1284.
	And I do want to mention, in our last, exactly our last show, you had a second half of show.
	Which you also said was no good.
	Well, it wasn't, because it wasn't really...
	It wasn't second half of show material.
	Right.
	Second half of show stuff, I think, for example, should be a discussion of whether or not, I mean, why is this the kind of thing that's going on with the deep state and Trump, can we maybe discuss that Trump is possibly an alien?
	That's second half of the show.
	Okay.
	Let's thank, starting off, with Baroness Monica in Drayton, and it's Changeling, Changeling, 12840 in Drayton Valley, Alberta.
	She says she could stop receiving the newsletter.
	Uh-oh.
	That happened to me, too.
	Remember I got a weird unsubscribe or something?
	Oh, yes, and you said it to me, and I had no idea why you got that.
	Very strange.
	Yeah.
	Well, you can resubscribe.
	Yes, it's very easy to do.
	Dame Dane in Fredericksburg, Czech Republic?
	Switzerland.
	Oh no, that would be Switzerland.
	Yeah, sorry.
	I need to read this for a second.
	This is Dame Dane.
	Follow up on the jobs karma she asked for last year for her husband, the mainframe DBA guy named Ben.
	Remember, we're looking for Cobol?
	Yes, mainframe Ben.
	It worked!
	He got the job, but producers, please take note, when your future boss calls you weeks before you start, offering you a substantial raise, and tells you that he hopes you'll stay more than a year on the day you start, you should smell a rat.
	And indeed, there was a great rotten rat here.
	My husband was bullied by co-workers so much...
	That he is now on sick leave with a bleeding ulcer.
	What the heck?
	And he's facing getting fired when he returns from his sick leave as the bullying co-worker is the king of the systems and therefore untouchable.
	Wow!
	That guy is a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	I would therefore very much like a health karma to fix his poor tummy and another jobs karma from as he tackles.
	Yes, we'll do a special health and jobs karma at the end.
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5 from Dame Dane.
	That's horrible.
	I don't like hearing that.
	I don't know what kind of jobs karma it was.
	Sir Andrew in Greensboro, North Carolina, 100.
	We've got a happy birthday to Baron Bob coming up.
	John Sullivan in Methu...
	Oh, there's a way of pronouncing this, and I don't know what it is.
	Methuen.
	I'd say Methuen, yeah.
	Something like that.
	And Massachusetts nuts.
	And he's a Roganite.
	A Roganite.
	And seeks dedouching only.
	You've been dedouched.
	Thank you, John Sullivan.
	Ian Witten in Kodiak, Alaska.
	Kodiak, nice.
	He's in Kodiak and he's got a birthday call to Uncle Cave Bear.
	It's $100 from him.
	Steve Webb, $77.77.
	He's marching to Nighthood.
	Anonymous, Philadelphia PA, $75.
	$75.
	Anything there?
	Well, you can read that and get back to me.
	Aaron Newberry in Aurora, Colorado, 73, 33.
	Jean-Paul Delahaye.
	Delahaye in Best.
	Jean-Paul Delahaye, probably.
	Delahaye, Delahaye in Best.
	From the Netherlands, yes.
	Sir Marcus of the Hinterland in...
	Wow, we got a lot of funny city names today.
	Dau...
	H E T doubt, doubt, doubt, doubt, doubt, doubt, and tell, I think there's a T too many.
	And that fat all, that fat all, that fat all, that fat all, Matthew Winterer in Plymouth, Minnesota.
	That's 53-33.
	Sir Marcus, by the way, is 55-22.
	Lord Michael Gates, Baron of the Rest of Colorado, 52-80.
	Colorado Springs, Patrick Bomer.
	5150.
	And this is the...
	5150 is our Eddie Van Halen donation.
	I'm going to read...
	Just on Patrick for one second.
	He's recovering from a stroke.
	But at least he's keeping his amygdala small by listening to us in these crazy times.
	And he said the Eddie news was hard to take.
	Big F cancer for all who listen.
	Thank you, Patrick.
	Yeah, so here's the 5150s for...
	And here's the 5150s, starting with Patrick and then slur...
	Slart Bartfast, Keeper of the Crinkly Bits.
	Luke Woodley in Cheltenham, Victoria, Australia.
	Sir Big Papa Moose of the Ogallala Aquifer in Liberal, Kansas.
	Sir Schwartz.
	Dude named Mohamed.
	Hey!
	Yeah, he came in with...
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while.
	Actually, we have more than one dude named Mohamed.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Sir Lee Mofo.
	His grace for Kevin McLaughlin, Duke of Luna, lover of America and boobs.
	Brian Hastie, Arthur Little Guitar.
	Brian Hastie is in Hudson, Wisconsin.
	Arthur Little Guitars Brewer in Madisonville, Tennessee.
	Michael Coupon, and that's it.
	Onward with the last of the other median donations.
	Unsheathed Third Eye with 51.50.
	Parts Unknown.
	And now we have $50 donors.
	Again, name and location.
	Matthias Milchinski in Stevenson Ranch, California.
	That's my best guess.
	Timothy Pascariello in Hamburg, New Jersey.
	Melissa Simonin.
	Mary Hui.
	Or Hoey.
	Huey is Hoey.
	Hoey.
	Or Hoey.
	Edward Missouri, who I believe is a knight in Memphis, Tennessee.
	Sir Hamus of the Piedmont Province in Mooresville, North Carolina.
	A lot of North Carolinians that listen to this show.
	Well, there was a big meet-up, I think.
	Didn't they have a meet-up?
	Or was that a South Carolina meet-up?
	Just cool.
	There was a South Carolina.
	There were groups everywhere.
	Jeff Koch in Portland, Oregon, 50.
	Jonathan Meyer in Xenia, Ohio.
	James Darter in Oklahoma City.
	Villarreal, Villarreal in Mercedes, Texas.
	Christopher Rivera in Austin.
	Joel Deruin in Bakersfield.
	And I believe he is a Sir Joel.
	Also, I think Jeffrey Zinneman is a Sir in Euclid, Ohio.
	Request Zinnies Jobs Karma.
	We'll put that at the end for you.
	And Sir Jason Deluzio in Chatsford, Pennsylvania.
	And that is our group of associates, not associates, but just regular producers for show 1284.
	And remember, it's your time, your talent, and your treasure.
	All of that is valid.
	Whatever you think this is worth to you, just put it back one way or the other.
	And we've been doing it, well, October 26th will be 13 years.
	And doing it with great pleasure.
	And thank you all so much for producing this show.
	Also, thank you to those who came in under $50 for anonymity or you're on one of those sustaining donations and subscriptions to find out more about those and to help the show and produce anonymity.
	1240...
	1285, which will be on Sunday.
	Just go to...
	Let's get all those karmas that everybody needs.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You thought...
	Karma.
	It's your birthday, birthday.
	Oh, no, my chance.
	Well, we are moving towards that 13th anniversary, today being the 8th, not far away.
	And today we have Lynn Smith saying happy birthday to her son, Alex, who will celebrate on the 11th of October.
	Sir Andrew says happy birthday to Baron Bob of High Point.
	His birthday will be in two days.
	On the 10th, Ian Witten.
	Happy birthday to his brother, Sir Uncle Cave Bear.
	And Miss Anne says happy birthday to Netany.
	And we say happy birthday to all from all here at the best podcast in the universe.
	It's your birthday, yeah.
	One, two...
	Yeah, we have two nightings, so this will be groovy if you can get...
	Yeah, let me get this baby out.
	Oh.
	Nice.
	Up on stage, Andre Adams, Scott Minton, both of you about to join us here at the Roundtable of No Agenda Knights and Dames where we celebrate those and honor those who have supported the show in the amount of $1,000 or more.
	Today, both of you qualify...
	And I am proud to pronounce the KD, Surreal ID of the Nashville Nether Regions, and Servant, Knight of the Orange.
	Gentlemen, for you, we have Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay.
	We've got 30-year-old Laphroaig and Stichelton cheese.
	Man, that's good stuff.
	Also, we've got bong hits and bourbon, geishas and sake, ginger ale and gerbils, breast milk and pablum, and obviously mutton and mead.
	And for those who don't know it by now, to collect your night package, which is a signet ring with sealing wax and an official certification, all you need to do now is go to noagendanation.com slash rings, and Eric the Shill will take all those details and get it out to you as soon as possible.
	And thank you again for producing 1284 of the best podcasts in the universe.
	No Agenda Beat-Up!
	Stag-A-Ponics!
	I got a lot of nice pictures.
	Dame Jennifer sent pictures of their meetup.
	I don't have any other meetup reports, but I can give you the overview of what's happening tomorrow.
	That's the 9th of October.
	There's the Zurich Sanity meetup at 6 o'clock.
	That is European Summertime at Rivington& Sons Bar.
	Also, the Southern Chilenoisean Meetup.
	That is at Nicholas Brewery in the Hotel De Quoin.
	Sir Raleigh Hawk and Joseph Hawkins hosting that.
	Brand new for Saturday, we have the Midland, Texas Meetup at 2 p.m.
	And that will be organized by Sir Michael of Calgary and Vegas.
	And you want to meet at Rusty Buckets.
	Also on Saturday, the Okie Town Southside, 2 o'clock at The Garage.
	No Agenda Local 512 F Austin October meetup will be at Willie's Joint Bar and Grill in Buda, Texas.
	Lovely Buda.
	Of course, Sir Scott, Baronet of the No Agenda Armory, is taking care of that.
	Also on Saturday, the Nashville COVID reopening, Phase 33 TBA, secret location.
	On Sunday, Dortmund meetup in Deutschland.
	Thomas needs some input on that, so make sure you go to NoAgenda.com.
	Meetups.com.
	On the 12th, Denver City Park sit-in.
	This is yet another one of their fabulous sit-ins.
	And we have almost a special mention on March 6th, Texas Fly Fishing and Brewfest.
	20 people can attend.
	Wow, that sounds pretty cool.
	See no agenda meetups for details.
	And then, of course, we have Tuesday, October 13th.
	This is the big meetup in Vegas.
	Looks like we have a venue.
	We've got Sir Patrick organizing, Dame Angela, who's in Vegas.
	We get Eric DeShill and the whole family.
	The Keeper and I will be there, 53 people.
	It's a secret location because of some regulations, so we have to...
	Be careful about what we're doing over there so we don't want anyone to know.
	You do need to RSVP to get the details.
	It'd be great if we could see more people there.
	Noagendameetups.com.
	If there's not a meetup there near you, then why don't you just start one yourself?
	It's like a party!
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me.
	Triggered on hell's flame.
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	Yeah.
	Like a big party.
	you Thank you.
	A few extra things that are going on here.
	I have a last show and a show clip.
	But before we do that, let's play a couple of random clips that I also have.
	I want to play this one for sure.
	This is Amy doing a report on the Supreme Court.
	And she can't really do this...
	Well, this is basically just smearing...
	Amy Comey Barrett.
	And the clip is, this is the clip smearing, I have AC in here, I got that wrong, but this is Amy smearing Amy Comey Barrett.
	More details have emerged about Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett's involvement in the secretive, highly patriarchal religious group People of Praise.
	Members of the group pledge a lifelong loyalty oath, assigning each member a personal advisor known as heads for men and, until recently, handmaids for women.
	Evidence has emerged that both Barrett and her mother have served as handmaids within the group.
	Meanwhile, The Guardian has revealed Barrett once lived in the home of the co-founder of People of Praise while she was in law school at Notre Dame.
	Barrett's confirmation hearing is set to begin on October 12th.
	You know, this handmaid's thing is kind of annoying because what everyone immediately goes to is, oh, well, that's like the handmaid's tale.
	Yeah.
	But it's not really.
	No.
	It's the handmaid.
	I actually wrote it down for the last show.
	It's an old term.
	It's an old term anyway.
	How do you understand this term, the handmaid?
	It's just like a handler.
	No, no, no.
	There's a handmade...
	Well, let's look it up in the Book of Knowledge and read from the definition.
	Okay, well, I will open the Book of Knowledge, and then you can read it.
	I had this somewhere.
	What do you have?
	Handmade.
	It's something about the Virgin Mary.
	It's not just...
	No, I don't know this part.
	Yeah, hold on.
	I'm a little pissed.
	I wasn't expecting this.
	I had it in the show before, the last show.
	Let me see if I have it in my notes here.
	Okay, here it is.
	The handmaid here is a female servant, is what it is in the basic dictionary.
	A subservient partner or element.
	I got it here.
	I got it.
	Okay, good.
	Handmaid is a reference to the Virgin Mary who says she is the handmaid of the Lord.
	It has nothing to do with Handmaid's Tale.
	No, of course it doesn't.
	The Virgin Mary is the handmaid of the Lord.
	That's what it is.
	All right.
	Well, simple enough.
	But that's okay.
	Let's smear her anyway.
	You know, Amy likes to sneak smears.
	Well, of course we're going to smear her, obviously.
	She has these little ways to smear and things.
	I got a clip from her where she adds a smear, a little smear at the end.
	This is about, this is the weapons couple.
	This is the couple that we all saw, you know, the woman holding the little gun and the guy with the Uzi outside their palatial mansion.
	An Uzi, an Uzi.
	Ha!
	It was something.
	AK. Okay, it was an AK. Was it an AK or was it a...
	It was an AK. Whatever it was.
	The AR-15.
	I don't know what it was.
	But it was a rifle and she had a little handgun.
	She's holding it.
	It looked like a cigarette lighter.
	The way she held it, it did.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, was it light?
	Maybe that's what she was doing.
	She was asking anyone if they wanted a light.
	Can I light your cigar?
	Can I light your joint?
	So...
	So they got busted, and so here's the way, and everybody, oh, they're horrible people for just standing on their porch with a gun.
	But let's listen to the way she presents it.
	Back in the United States, a grand jury in Missouri has indicted a wealthy white St.
	Louis couple who brandished guns at Black Lives Matter protesters who marched by their home in June.
	Mark and Patricia McCloskey were charged with unlawful use of a weapon and evidence tampering both felonies.
	In August, the couple spoke at the Republican National Convention.
	Oh, brother.
	They gotta slip that in.
	Of course.
	What has their speaking at the Republican convention got to do with the story?
	I'm just asking from anybody's perspective.
	So what?
	Well, you know why, obviously.
	Of course.
	Yeah, it was association.
	The old associative smear.
	Does anyone watch Democracy Now?
	I do.
	I know you do, but it's just...
	It's so good.
	I just wonder if more people are watching it.
	Because it's good entertainment.
	It is entertaining.
	I like it a lot.
	Do you want me to play my last clip?
	Yeah, let's do that.
	Last clip.
	Well, this clip also might need a little discussion so you don't roll right out of the show with it.
	Okay.
	But this was sent to me by a producer.
	Or he sent part of it.
	I had to go get the whole thing.
	Because I wanted the beginning of this before she got into her little spiel.
	This is a show that's a newer podcast.
	I think they've got, I don't know, 50 or 60 episodes maybe in the can.
	And it's kind of an up-tempo lefty thing.
	It's called How Did This Get Made?
	And they do these...
	Yeah, well, it's How Did This Get Made?
	And it is a...
	Usually, it's not poorly produced.
	It's well produced.
	But it's got this little bit.
	She's got this bit that she's going to do.
	First, she's going to introduce herself to this woman.
	She's going to do a little mini-episodes.
	They do long format shows and little half-hour ones.
	This is a short one.
	And she talks too much about herself.
	And she goes on, and then she does a spiel.
	At the end, and she's introducing the Jane Club.
	It's a group of women, mostly white, by the way.
	It's like a huge group of white women that look like they're bored L.A. housewives.
	But there's a bit in this at the end of this two-minute clip that is just an eye-roller, and it's God lets hope that things aren't going in this direction.
	Hello, people of Earth.
	I have taken the microphone today from Mr. Paul Scheer to take over this How Did This Get Made mini episode.
	As you all know, I don't traffic in the minis.
	I've only come on a mini a few times to talk about things that I really do care about.
	I don't know what a regular mini sounds like.
	I don't know what Jason and Paul are up to on their minis.
	What is a mini?
	Just a short...
	The mini is...
	They have a podcast.
	They either have a long version that goes an hour and a half or a half hour version.
	The half hour version is the mini.
	Let me guess.
	Do they also use the word pod...
	We're doing this on the pod.
	I can't say that they don't.
	Let's talk about things that I really do care about.
	I don't know what a regular mini sounds like.
	I don't know what Jason and Paul are up to on their minis.
	And to be quite honest, I don't care to know.
	But today, I'm here on a mini.
	Talking with two incredible women who I have had the honor of knowing, working with, and creating a business with over the last few years.
	You may have heard me mention once or twice the community I co-founded, the Jane Club.
	But until now, I have kept these two women out of the spotlight, out of fear that once people know about them, their careers would skyrocket and they would leave the startup life.
	For the compensation and dignity of a Fortune 500 company.
	And I will introduce these phenomenal women in one moment, but I want to start out this mini.
	The way we start out all of our gatherings at Jane.
	How did this get made, listeners?
	My name is June.
	My pronouns are she, her, hers.
	And I want to start our conversation today by acknowledging the traditional custodians of the land upon which I am on in my home, the tongue of a tribe and their elders past and present.
	today by acknowledging the traditional custodians of the land upon which I am on in my home, the Tongva tribe and their elders past and present.
	And as so many of our listeners are listening, folding their laundry on walks with their dogs all over this country, I want to acknowledge the traditional custodians of this country, the indigenous peoples and their elders past and present.
	I also want to name that today my highest intention is that my words and language do not cause harm to my guests or to those listening in.
	And I will be holding that intention throughout this conversation.
	And I will also stand in feedback if I fall short of those intentions I just laid out.
	Oh man, I'm so glad I went for the Trump Platinum Card Club.
	This thing sounds bad.
	She will stand in.
	What did she say at the end there?
	That was kind of interesting.
	She's going to accept if she's insulted you.
	Yes.
	Because she has no intention of doing so.
	No, clearly.
	And makes a statement about that.
	She will be willing to listen to your feedback.
	But she says something else.
	Stand in.
	Can I just play the last bit?
	I will stand in feedback if I fall short of those intentions I just laid out.
	I will stand in feedback if those intentions fall short.
	If you'll stand in feedback.
	I don't know what that means.
	Some code.
	It's code.
	A lot of this stuff is code.
	I just found this, by the way, the Tongva Indians, which is a group of tribes that used to be really, not really a concise group, it was a group of tribes.
	In fact, they've already been kind of honored by half of Southern California.
	Cucamonga is like named after one of their little subgroups.
	They never really got together.
	Tohunga, Kajunga, all these crazy names down in Southern California that you can't pronounce are all...
	Oh, Topanga.
	All these names are all from these little groups because this tribe never fell together.
	And they actually came from Nevada.
	I did some listening to this.
	Who are these people?
	They actually came from Nevada as an Indian tribe and rousted an original, a real group that was the indigenous tribes that were really there originally.
	And they kicked them out.
	And then they couldn't get along with each other, so they found all these little villages.
	Which are all named after these various parts of Southern California.
	But what does this Jane Club do?
	I still don't quite understand what they do.
	You're looking at it, right?
	Yeah, of course.
	I still don't get it.
	It's a coffee...
	I'm going to say it.
	Ladies, close your ears.
	It's a coffee clatch.
	It's...
	Are you a Jane?
	Membership start at just $40 a month.
	You get weekly Jane curation.
	Oh, here we go.
	A newsletter of all things Janes are passionate about.
	Community, feminism, activism, motherhood.
	Well, I don't know.
	Maybe it's working for some people.
	If you look at the leaders of the group, there's only two people of color, which are the two people that she has on her podcast.
	And everybody else is just a classic white, just a standard bunch of people, some whiter than others.
	You should probably bring it to your next Black Lives Matter meeting so that they can get all over this and shame these women.
	Something's up about these Janes.
	Diversity and inclusion.
	Hmm.
	Seems like a big virtue signaling coffee clutch to me.
	That's what I would say.
	Yeah, virtue signaling coffee clutch.
	Well, it's quite disturbing.
	It's very disturbing.
	But I might join.
	It's $40 a month.
	It's too much.
	And they will take men.
	Uh-huh.
	Okay.
	Can you imagine?
	We've got Nick the Rat coming up on NoAgendaStream.com right after the show ends.
	Speaking of coffee clutches.
	Right.
	We have Jesse Coy Nelson end of show mix.
	We have a Jason Lewis and Sir Chris Brilliant Minds Think Alike.
	I guess he missed the Cats in the Cradle, the first version.
	He did a version that only Sir Chris Wilson could do, so of course we will play that.
	And coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in Austin, Texas, capital of the drone, Star State, we are on FEMA Region No.
	6, in case you're looking forward on the governmental maps.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, known as the Big Whopper Coffee Clatch, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA for Sunday's show.
	We look forward to deconstructing with you.
	Until then, as always, adios, mofos!
	And such.
	Rest in peace, Eddie.
	And then it kept escalating, so...
	So, you know, in the beginning I was cajoling, and then I began being more forceful.
	And at a certain point, 45 minutes in, I called a halt to the debate for a moment and said...
	And the president said...
	And, you know, I felt like I had a cake and this beautiful, delicious cake.
	Beautiful!
	Yum!
	And it was only 45 minutes in that I realized what a, what a, just a total mess and disservice this was to the country and to try to stop it.
	But as I say, I do want to say, though, it is the first debate I've ever seen where there was a bug falling around on one candidate's head for about two or three minutes.
	And I don't think we can let this evening go without mentioning that.
	8 p.m.
	Day after debate I throw some clothes on in the dark Can't smell my food Sniffles and sneezing Riding, sleeping, I feel Dumb Up the stairs On to this jet plane Hope is pulled up on the couch We've
	got this fun Razor in Jersey I hope the press don't find this out And we fly Now that I have caught COVID I'm feeling more alone Than I ever had before.
	I caught COVID, won't someone bleach me?
	On a copter and I'm headed to Walter Reed.
	I caught COVID, won't someone bleach me?
	And so I'm just walking, minding my business.
	I've got no mask on.
	And there's a lady coming from the opposite direction.
	Check it out.
	She's masked up.
	Well, masked up.
	She's got a baby stroller with two dogs in the stroller and one dog walking next to the stroller.
	And she sees me.
	She gets off of the sidewalk onto the street to I went for a walk just the other day, decided to go my usual way.
	There were neighbours to greet, hello's to say, but for some crazed jerk it wasn't okay.
	I see her glaring eyes over the top of her mask saying, people are going to be killed by you, sir.
	People are going to die because of you.
	And the dog's in the stroller and the mask is on.
	The craze in the yard shows the amygdala's swarm.
	There's not enough oxygen going to her brain.
	Our world has gone insane, boy.
	You know the world has gone insane I went for a beer at my local bar Decided to walk because it wasn't too far But there she was, close behind, yelling stuff like, We're all good!
	She used a big stick to block my path, saying, people have been killed by you, sir.
	We're all going to die because of you.
	And the dogs in the stroller and the mask is on.
	The craze in her eyes show the amygdala's swollen.
	There's not enough oxygen going to her brain.
	The world has gone insane, boy.
	You know our world has gone insane Well, I stayed at home to watch TV I stayed at home to watch TV They said Trump's got corona, now he's quarantined Thank you.
	There's a knock on my door that startled me.
	So I got up to see who it could be.
	It's the crazy masked lady right there on my porch.
	She came to say thank you to me, boy.
	She came to say thank you to me.
	And I could tell right there as I looked in her eyes I'm stuck in Dimension B, boy We're all in Dimension B And the dog's in the stroller and the mask is on The craze in the eyes show the amygdala's sworn There's not enough oxygen going to her brain Our world has gone insane,
	boy You know our world has gone insane Dogs in the stroller.
	Dogs in the stroller.
	Dogs in the stroller.
	It's out of control.
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	Adios, mofo.

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