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	We had a drone strike in America.
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Sunday, November 11th, 2012.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 460.
	This is No Agenda.
	Striking yet another entry from the Red Book here in the capital of the drone star state, Austin, Tejas.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we seem to get everything right, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	I think I'm getting laid tonight because of this.
	Yeah, well, you know, I'll tell you, it is big news.
	I might as well go right off the top with it.
	Alabama finally lost.
	I know.
	Two, two.
	Texas A&M, the Aggies.
	That's right, the Aggies.
	That's right.
	Tejas all the way, baby.
	And that's the big news for the week.
	That's right.
	Glad we checked in.
	And thank you for joining our Sunday service here at the No Agenda Show, the best podcast in the universe.
	My children, it's a Sunday morning service.
	Just a No Agenda.
	We're going to get some out of courage.
	We're going to get a little job to the floor.
	Lord, help us out.
	That's right.
	Lord, help us out.
	Now, of course, I refer to our Red Book prediction.
	That General, well, I guess former General Petraeus, who was no longer in the military, but was director of the CIA, that he would be out.
	How long ago did we predict this, John?
	Just recently, I think.
	I can almost find it in here, I think.
	Hold on.
	What's the point of the Red Book if you can't actually find the entries?
	It's actually a lot of information in this Red Book.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	It looks as if...
	I think it was three weeks ago, maybe?
	Oh...
	I'm flipping through it.
	We have so much in there, huh?
	October 25th, maybe?
	Get the Wesley Clark thing again.
	No...
	It's been a couple of...
	We did it a couple of times.
	Yeah.
	For various reasons that were pretty...
	You know, a lot of it had this Benghazi bull crap.
	Well, you think this had nothing to do with Benghazi?
	Is that what you're saying?
	No, I said the reason for our predictions.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	So...
	I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here, but maybe we should just discuss this.
	It seems to me, maybe I'm just not understanding it properly, but it seems to me that the mainstream media actually believes that this is because he cheated on his wife.
	Who looks like Roosevelt, by the way.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	She looks like Roosevelt, I might add.
	Yeah, there's a problem with his wife.
	But, you know, I think, you know, in some funny way, it was kind of given away.
	And, you know, Jon Stewart interviewed the woman, Broadwell, who wrote the book on Patrice.
	I'm sorry, this is the best example of a hagiography.
	Yes, we call that a hagiob.
	So she gave him a hagiob.
	A physiology, a head job.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I have this one clip, and I think this kind of tells it all.
	Perfect Jon Stewart-Broadwell moment.
	The book is called All In.
	Now, so the last time I recall a journalist or an author embedded with a person at this level, it was with McChrystal, and it was Rolling Stone, and he got fired.
	How did they let you...
	How did Petraeus allow that?
	Did he know you were there?
	Were you hiding?
	Did he allow this?
	I was an insurgent.
	It's funny because I pulled the exact same clip.
	How could you miss it?
	Actually, I let it go on a little bit longer.
	Well, you can play the rest.
	I was going to do that.
	There's some other stuff that's interesting, but I just thought I was an insurgent.
	Go ahead.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, I was going to say what's interesting is, so first of all, if you really look at video of this woman who is in counterintelligence, sure she was a reservist, but no one's really talking about the fact that she was in counterintelligence.
	And counterintelligence are pretty much the scumbag of the earth.
	And if you look at her, and CIA will tell you this, by the way, and if you look at this woman, she is a, she is insane.
	She's a megalomaniac, insane woman.
	And I believe she screwed Jon Stewart, too, by the way.
	And I think he's completely compromised.
	Because this is the kind of woman that certain men, and Petraeus, she may not even have had sex with him.
	But Jon Stewart, I can see that she might have intimidated him.
	She might have sat on top of his head.
	Well, she's definitely, you know, she, there's a couple of clips that I have, including the one that mentions, in fact, here's the one I thought was cool, because there's a casual mention of some of the stuff she's done, and this is on ABC, this is the Broadwell ABC casual mention of her being in black ops, and the way they do it is that she went to high school, and then she was on the soccer team, and she was in black ops, and then she went, you know, it's like, what?
	Harla Broadwell, lifelong overachiever since high school in North Dakota, where she was valedictorian and homecoming queen, went on to receive honors for academics and leadership at West Point, and was ranked number one overall in fitness in her class.
	She spent some time in the black ops, got a degree from Harvard, and later became biographer to David Petraeus.
	You know, she was a Nazi sympathizer, she ate babies, and then she went on to be biographer.
	But let me play the clip where Jon Stewart is, and you have to see this video.
	It's in the show notes, of course, at 460.nashownotes.com.
	You have to see how she is orchestrating this event, and she's pushing Jon Stewart around, literally.
	At the center of a national and international scandal.
	Dilworth author Paula Broadwell, seen here in pink, reportedly had an affair with...
	Seen here in pink, that's part of the clue.
	...with the CIA director David Petraeus, which prompted his resignation Friday.
	We found this video of Broadwell in our archives, hosting Memorial Day BBQ in Myers Park.
	Her daily show host, you see there, Jon Stewart, who was in town at the time for the DNC. She appeared on Stewart's show months earlier to talk about the biography she wrote about Petraeus.
	So I think this is the kind of woman, and if you watch that entire Jon Stewart interview, that was in January of this year, and if you take a look at some of the other videos that we have in the show notes, you will see that she is insane, and that she is...
	You agree with me, right?
	No, I don't agree.
	Oh, come on.
	You look at this woman and you're like, oh, okay.
	But she's just the kind of woman that they're around, you know?
	And they're irresistible.
	You know, even for a guy like Petraeus, you know, she's a triathlete, she's got high security clearance.
	Right, she runs six miles with him.
	Yeah, she's smoking hot.
	And then, you know, of course, you know, Petraeus has been boning him.
	This is obvious.
	But that's no...
	I mean, I know the CIA. In the CIA, there's one thing they will never do, or at least would never admit to, and there's two things they will always do, and it's part of the culture.
	The thing that the CIA does not do is drugs.
	There's no drugs.
	The agency, whether it's true or not, they will always protect each other.
	There's no drugs.
	We don't do blow.
	We don't smoke weed.
	Alcohol and women?
	Yeah, that they're all over.
	So this is nothing new for the agency.
	This is normal business.
	Well, the one consideration...
	Well, why don't you play some of your clips, and I have another kind of an angle that needs to be discussed.
	Well, so I was looking for some kind of confirmation that Petraeus is being blackmailed.
	He was being blackmailed, and they all blackmailed.
	I don't think this is the blackmail, but he wanted to get out because this whole Benghazi thing is coming apart at the seams.
	We've now had the Pentagon release the timeline, which does not...
	Coincide with the White House timeline whatsoever.
	There's people literally saying we couldn't get to them quick enough.
	We didn't have enough airplanes.
	Really?
	Well, we've already debunked that a lot.
	Right, but this is still out here, right?
	This is still being said.
	Do you want to go in that direction?
	Let me finish, because I've got one clip I want to play.
	Okay.
	So I think that Petraeus was sick and tired of covering up And of course, you know, he has a lot to do with this, whether it was weapons that were being smuggled off to Syria and it coincided with the Hasid situation that we have already looked at.
	I think at the end of the day, four out of five dentists will agree he was sick and tired of covering up.
	He didn't want to have to go to the new secret closed-door hearing on the Hill, which is coming up this week.
	And he wanted to get out.
	He didn't give a crap how.
	And he was just like, alright, whatever.
	This is my excuse.
	And I got some form of confirmation from, of all places, the Larry Kudlow show on CNBC. He has some crazy...
	I don't know who this guy is.
	Kudlow, yeah.
	Kudlow is, I think, a...
	I think he was actually arrested for insider trading or something.
	He's actually a fairly famous character.
	Well, so the guy would know.
	It takes one to know one.
	And he gets some other guy on who has a bow tie and a very effeminate type guy.
	He's like, I have sources.
	I'm like, it sounds legit.
	I'll bet.
	And listen to this.
	Timing of this.
	I am told by several sources, it was not beauty killed the beast, Larry.
	It was...
	Wait a minute.
	My head whips around, by the way.
	When I hear, it was not Beauty killed the Beast Larry.
	I'm like, okay, this guy's in.
	He knows.
	Benghazi.
	Mr.
	Petraeus misled, I'm told.
	Misled an important committee on the Hill.
	And he did not want to return to that committee as Director of the Central Intelligence.
	So you're saying that the extramarital affair is not the reason.
	It's the reason he's cited.
	But you're saying, in fact, that's not the case?
	Because, as you know, there's a whole history of these things in spy circles and secret services and blackmail and all the rest of it.
	You're saying that ain't what happened.
	I'm surprised at the timing, and the timing tells us a deal.
	I'm told, Larry, this is my best information, that Mr.
	Petraeus has been under pressure from the White House to maintain the narrative which continues to deteriorate about Benghazi, especially that line about the hateful video.
	Mr.
	Petraeus knew that there was something that could be played against him if he did not go along, I'm told.
	And therefore, Friday afternoon, he walks out, he cites an affair that everyone in Washington shrugs at.
	And that tells me, Larry, that Petraeus has gotten out of the line of fire and his assistant, Mike Morrell, will now have to maintain the White House's narrative or comply with the committee's demands to get the facts.
	So before we get to what you want to bring up here, John, let me run through a couple of things that we have touched on.
	I've just made a little summation of some of the facts.
	So first of all, we have a war in general on the military from the Obama White House.
	We have General, well, Rear Admiral Gautz.
	Who was taken down?
	Carter Hamm, Brigadier General Sinclair, Navy Commander Joseph Darlak.
	The same time we have the new CEO of Lockheed resigning, also over an inappropriate affair.
	And these things I don't think are disconnected.
	Then we have, indeed, the new guy, or the replacement guy, Mike Morrell, already announced he will be testifying in the closed-door sessions in Congress instead of Petraeus.
	So there's a couple of things that all point towards a huge, massive cover-up, and luckily, luckily we have CNN to focus on the guy's penis.
	It's just amazing how our news media works.
	Do a search on...
	This is not where I'm headed, by the way, but while you're looking at weird stuff, you have to do a search on Petraeus Paperclip.
	You mean Operation Paperclip?
	Yeah.
	Well, Operation Paperclip is very famous.
	Well, that's the search.
	Marine links Petraeus to Sisters...
	That's the top hit.
	Hold on.
	To Sisters Pedophile Paperclip?
	What?
	Is this what you're looking for?
	There's a whole bunch of these things.
	Oh my goodness.
	Well, what was Operation Paperclip?
	Wasn't Operation Paperclip where they brought in Nazis after the Second World War to come and work for the states?
	No, this is something else.
	This is some sort of a pedophile ring.
	And if you put Valerie Jarrett's name into the search, it gets even more interesting.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	Wait a minute.
	No.
	Wait a minute.
	It's right up your alley.
	I'm surprised you didn't stumble on this one.
	How come you're only telling me this now?
	Because, for one thing, I don't think it's the mainstream of inquiry that we're having, but I think as an aside, I thought I'd blow your mind.
	No, no.
	Sufficiently blown, hello, Marine links Petraeus to Sister's pedophile paperclip entrapment with Jarrett.
	United States Marine...
	Let me just read this for a second.
	This is crazy.
	Who gave you this?
	Buzzkill Jr.?
	Nope.
	Who gave you this?
	I got this one on my own by doing some really wild searches.
	Whoa!
	United States Marine Field McConnell was linked...
	Today's announcement of the resignation of CI Director Petraeus to the O. Abel Danger Research, I know about that, which has exposed his sister Christine Marcy's apparent deployment of Femcom 4C4 agents in the DOJ Pride Pedophile Paperclip Entrapment Service and Valerie Jarrett's use of same-sex pedophile pimps in the White House Council of Women and Girls.
	Hello!
	Hello, everybody!
	This is Obama Nation for you!
	I love it!
	Ah, John, this actually crashed my browser.
	I have to restart Chrome after trying to get to this page.
	What is it?
	Does it have all kinds of advertisements for guns and water filtration systems?
	It's pretty off the wall.
	Oh my goodness.
	Wow.
	And I was going to blow your mind with my CIA time travel theory, but I'm going to hold back on that one.
	Okay, so I will look at that while you take us down a different path.
	Okay, let me get back to where I was.
	Unfortunately, I had to go find this again.
	A couple of things.
	One...
	One, I came across, you know, one of the guys that shows up, always shows up as our buddy, and you recognize him by his voice.
	He's that guy that was once in the CIA and ran the...
	Oh, wait, the guy with the beard and the...
	What's his name?
	Scheuer.
	Yeah, that's his name.
	Right.
	Do you have a clip?
	Where is it?
	Oh, here it is.
	I see.
	Yeah, play this clip, and it kind of gives you, I believe, Scheuer, who still thinks he works for the agency...
	And maybe he still does.
	...campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan and praised his outstanding service.
	For more on this departure, I'm joined now by former CIA officer Michael Schur.
	Michael, just how much of a shock was this?
	Well, I think it was pretty much a surprise.
	General Petraeus, as far as I know from people who still work there, was...
	Very well thought of at the agency.
	Was certainly a defender of the agency.
	And several weeks ago he made it very clear after the attack in Benghazi that no one at the agency prevented the assistance going to the men who were under attack in Benghazi in Libya.
	Which I think was as close as he could come to saying that it was the White House that stopped the help going to those people who eventually died.
	Now, it's interesting, isn't it, because his resignation comes just ahead of hearings on Benghazi, so it's very politically sensitive, isn't it, the timing?
	It's a very peculiar thing, yes, ma'am, that he was scheduled to testify, I believe, under oath next Thursday with other people from the intelligence community about exactly why no assistance was sent to those people, even though we kind of watched and listened to the attack on them for almost seven hours.
	Now, how pivotal a figure was General Petraeus in President Obama's administration?
	Well, I think he was an important figure, not only in the administration, but for the country and for our allies, because he and his predecessor, Mr.
	Panetta, were not willing to toe the Obama administration's line about the lack of danger, according to the president and his advisors, from militant Islam.
	Killing Osama bin Laden was a great thing to have done, but if you look at the map, the threat is much broader, much deeper, much more geographically dispersed.
	And the president plays it down consistently.
	General Petraeus and Mr.
	Panetta would not do that.
	So I think the real danger now lies in the president will probably try to find a yes man to send over to the agency so he has one less thing to worry about.
	It promotes the narrative of increasingly peaceful relations with the Muslim world.
	So who are the contenders, do you think, for that job?
	Well, the ideal contender from the president's viewpoint is his terrorism czar, John Brennan, who has followed in lockstep with the deceit Mr.
	Obama has foisted on the American people about the threat from the Islamic militants.
	And really spectacularly misled Americans early in the first administration when he said the word jihad has nothing to do with military affairs.
	It has to do with self-reform and community improvement, which was a blatant lie and is a blatant lie.
	So I think he would be the perfect person for Obama, but when he was at the agency, he was singularly disliked as an individual.
	Let's not overlook the fact that there is this ongoing intelligence war where, of course, the FBI is now implicated in blowing this wide open because they were snooping on the director of the CIA's email.
	These things, this is not light.
	This is big, big, big stuff.
	Yeah, there's a...
	The whole thing reeks of spy versus spy.
	Yeah.
	With different intelligence agencies trying to get the goods on somebody or they're checking in on...
	Or that White House even, who knows, is checking in on Petraeus to see what he's up to because his testimony was coming up.
	I went to a bunch of the very interesting lie detector forums that seemed to be centered on discussing what the CIA asks.
	And there was a long discussion that there's no way that Petraeus didn't have this affair when he got the job, and then the CIA would have known about it.
	But because there is no zero rules against having extramarital affairs, according to the forums, they just wouldn't care.
	But it was a known fact that apparently once Obama got a hold of it, supposedly, it was a card they could pull at any time to get him out of the loop and out of the office so they don't have to worry about him testifying.
	But I think the more interesting character that needs to be looked at is Vernon Loeb, who's completely ignored in all the stories.
	Nobody's mentioned him.
	Talk about Vernon Loeb.
	Vernon Loeb is the real author of the Petraeus Haji.
	Right.
	He's listed as, what does it say?
	It says Paula Broadwell with Vernon Loeb underneath, right?
	That's how these things are.
	So what was she doing?
	Was she just distracting him while he was writing it?
	How does that work in author world?
	Well, it's kind of weird because it seems as if Vernon Loeb could do a book like this himself, but I guess he didn't have access.
	Now, Vernon Loeb, and we've talked about the Washington Post a lot over the years, they have a number of CIA plants.
	Including the biggest one of all, which is very well discussed in the book about the Bushes.
	Yeah, the Family of Secrets.
	Family of Secrets.
	And it's well documented that Woodward came from Navy intelligence, I believe, and they worked him into this position of taking down Nixon and then becoming the go-to guy for writing any piece of propaganda that you want.
	So anyway, the Vernon Loeb looks like a similar character, and when you see him, actually, he looks like a mix between a spook and an editor, because he's got that kind of crazy editor look.
	He wrote a column right before the Iraqi war called Intelligencia.
	And that column was in and out of the paper, and he's a columnist that somehow, Moved up from...
	And I don't know that this has ever happened before, but nobody takes a columnist and makes him the Metro editor.
	Which is what he is now.
	You know, it's usually associate editors.
	Editors go up their own, they have a track, and the writers have a track.
	Generally speaking, a columnist would not become an editor.
	It's usually the other way around.
	Editors always want to become columnists.
	But anyway, so he's the metro editor.
	And he was, I don't know, you know, if you're the metro editor of a major metropolitan daily, let's say, like the Washington Post, a major magazine, a major newspaper, you don't have time to write a book on the side.
	Somebody else has to write it for you.
	So I think there's another writer involved, like probably the agency itself or whatever.
	Whatever the case was, he seemed to be the handler or he had something to do with keeping an eye on her or protecting her flank.
	I have no idea specifically.
	But he is somehow involved in the book and he's given most of the...
	Amongst writers, the width, if it says width, as opposed to...
	There's three ways you can go as a...
	As a writer in a book that you did most of the work on.
	One, you're going to be a pure ghost writer.
	It's very expensive.
	You have to pay extra money for that.
	Because someone has to be quiet, right?
	To shut up about it.
	Yeah, you have to shut up about it.
	You get a lot more money.
	And then if you don't...
	Or you get whacked.
	Well, writing hasiographies isn't going to get anybody whacked.
	Uh-huh.
	So anyway, or you can have an and, you can say, you can have an and or you can have with.
	And with usually means that you're doing most of the work, the with person.
	In other words, the with person is the writer and the other person is the front man that's going to go out on the road and sell the book.
	Whatever the case is, because he has this background, this kind of a CIA, you know, he was promoting the Iraqi war in various ways.
	It was, this stuff is, if you go back and look at it, it's like, it's pretty sketchy.
	So I think he was either the watchdog or the handler or the protector to keep the...
	To keep Paul in line.
	The guy outside the dorm room door while you were with your girlfriend inside shagging.
	Well, so this is interesting because along these lines, a discussion came up on the McLaughlin Group about Obama's book.
	And I'm just going to play, this is kind of a non sequitur, but I'll just play the clip because we're talking about authors.
	Absolutely.
	Tens of millions of people in this country have smoked marijuana from their life, including our president.
	And I think, you know, and he came into office indicating he was going to go easy on any kind of prosecutions of medicinal marijuana.
	Unfortunately, that promise has been betrayed by the federal prosecutors out there.
	I think now that this is final term.
	And I think he owes that constituency something, because he's the kind of guy who can make an aggressive push toward decriminalization, which is putting more folks in jail, including black folks, than anything else.
	Did he also try cocaine?
	Of course, yeah.
	That's mentioned in his novel that he tried a little blow.
	Did you hear that?
	Did you hear it?
	What did he say?
	In his novel, there's something about a used blow.
	In his novel?
	Hello, it was a memoir.
	An autobiography at best.
	Memoir?
	It was a novel.
	He didn't write a novel, or did he?
	I think he did.
	I'm like, okay.
	That's interesting.
	Yeah, that's a good catch.
	It's a novel.
	Yeah, you know, there is so much going on.
	Actually, the guy, I think that guy, I can't name him because I can't remember his name, but I've heard him yak away before on that show.
	I think he dislikes Obama so much that he used that word purposefully.
	Oh, yeah, he's the black guy.
	Oh, no, the black guy.
	Oh, that's right, that's who that was.
	Do you think he hates Obama?
	He might.
	No, no, no, he loves Obama.
	I don't know why he said that then, now that you mention it.
	Freudian slip.
	Disregard what I just said.
	Freudian slip.
	No, but you know what?
	There is so much going on right now, and it's coming out all so quickly, and of course, you get really nothing from the television news or newspapers or anything.
	You can almost look at Occam's razor, John, and just say, it's obvious what's going on here.
	Here's a clip of Valerie Jarrett.
	This is...
	Quite a telling little clip.
	Let me see if I can get this.
	This is something that was produced.
	I didn't actually...
	Very excited about a second.
	Crap.
	Hold on a second.
	I didn't actually produce this.
	Let's see if there's an audio clip of Jared saying, after we win this election, it's our turn.
	Payback time.
	Do we actually have her saying that?
	No, I'm looking for that.
	That's what I thought this was, but I was wrong.
	I know about that quote, but I've never actually heard it.
	No, I thought this was the one.
	And who knows, man?
	There's definitely a lot going on.
	Also, the homes of Nancy Pelosi and Dennis Kucinich were burglared.
	Twice?
	Twice?
	This past weekend?
	Really?
	I did that when I didn't know.
	Let me see.
	They stole...
	At Pelosi's house, they stole three laptops, two camcorders, a camera, and a Blackberry.
	Huge breach of intelligence, I'd say, right there.
	Huge breach of intelligence if you've got a laptop and you've got a Blackberry.
	Oh, yeah.
	You can get through all that.
	I'm sure it's password protected to no avail.
	Yeah, once you get a hold of somebody's Blackberry or their laptop, you've got lots of good stuff.
	You've got all kinds of massive stuff.
	Do they take any jewelry?
	No!
	No, no.
	And this is...
	Nancy Pelosi's loaded.
	She's got to have a lot of jewelry.
	And this is the funniest one that I found.
	Let me see.
	Oh, by the way, we overlooked, almost overlooked, the Secret Service agent who committed suicide, who suicided himself...
	This was last week, last weekend.
	One of President Obama's top Secret Service agents died in apparent suicide in his car with the engine running in the garage.
	Oh, yeah.
	Sure.
	Did he have a plastic bag over his head tied to his neck?
	Prieto was found inside a car parked in a northwest Washington, D.C. apartment complex garage, which doesn't sound to me like it's just a single garage, but okay, it could be, dead of what authorities believe to be carbon monoxide poisoning.
	And again, it's the same thing.
	It's because he had an affair with another woman.
	Preato, 47, was married.
	Oh, I remember what this is.
	No, his wife is a Hollywood executive.
	She's a big movie exec.
	I think that she probably had something to do with Seal Team 6 or one of these other movies.
	You see, these things, this is just not coincidence.
	Yeah, the problem is there's such a weird and wild web.
	But there's so much of it.
	And there's misdirection everywhere.
	Right, right.
	But I mean, for one thing, let's get a couple things straight.
	One, we probably won't get to the bottom of this right at all.
	Not today, not today.
	We might eventually, but the point is at least we're trying.
	The mainstream media doesn't look at any of This stuff.
	And try to connect the dots.
	In fact, there's something very peculiar.
	About how they're avoiding it, you mean.
	But here's interesting.
	I went to ABC to get the reports on the whole thing to see, because we know that they're...
	The most compromised.
	So I have a clip of Andrea Mitchell, who's the woman who's the hotshot correspondent married to, what's his name, the old Fed guy.
	What, is she married to Paulson?
	No, no, the Fed guy.
	The guy that was before Bernanke.
	Wasn't that Paulson?
	No, Paulson has never won the Fed.
	Oh, you mean Fed chairman.
	Who was it before the Bernanke?
	Yeah, you know, that guy.
	The big ugly guy.
	I can't even remember.
	I can't either.
	This is pathetic.
	Here, let's just look up Andrea Mitchell and you'll get her husband's name.
	And then you'll go, oh yeah, that guy.
	Okay, Andrea Mitchell.
	Okay, she's married.
	He wrote the book.
	I don't know.
	Greenspan.
	Yeah, green spam.
	Yeah, green spam.
	Okay, now...
	Wait, she's married to green spam?
	She's married to green spam?
	We've talked about this before.
	She used to be hot.
	So, here's the deal.
	So, she's a reporter for ABC. Now, she does the report on Petraeus.
	She reads his note in its entirety, by the way.
	And what I'd like to know is why she is visibly, and you can hear it in her voice, upset.
	Why is she upset?
	She's a reporter reading some guy's resignation.
	Was she blowing the guy?
	Or what?
	Both in Iraq and Afghanistan.
	I do have to ask the question, however, given the timing of the CIA, the investigation into Benghazi...
	Is this the why is Andrea so upset?
	No, I'm sorry.
	That's part two kills time.
	I'm sorry.
	You didn't tell me which clip.
	I'm just getting whatever clip you...
	Letter of resignation from the Director of Central Intelligence has been submitted.
	This is dated November 9th.
	It says to the team at CIA headquarters, yesterday afternoon I went to the White House and asked the President to be allowed for personal reasons to resign from my position as Director of CIA. After being married for more than 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.
	Such behavior is unacceptable, both as a husband and as a leader of an organization such as ours.
	This afternoon, the President graciously accepted my resignation.
	As I depart Langley...
	She's about to cry.
	Her mouth is all sticky.
	...that it has been the greatest of privileges to have served with you, the officers of our nation's silent service, a workforce that is truly exceptional in every regard.
	indeed you did extraordinary work on a host of critical missions during my time as director and I am deeply grateful to you for that.
	Teddy Roosevelt once observed that life's greatest gift is the opportunity to work hard at work worth doing.
	I will always treasure my opportunity to have done that with you and I will always regret the circumstances that brought that work with you to an end.
	Thank you for your extraordinary service to our country.
	Best wishes for continued success in the important endeavors that lie ahead for our country and our agency.
	With admiration and appreciation, David H. Petraeus.
	As you can see, this is...
	By any account, a shocking...
	A shocking...
	No, no, I'm going to disagree with you.
	I want to finish the rest of the clip, but she broke the news, John.
	She was given the exclusive to break it.
	This is her acting.
	This is just her, like, you know, because she can't just break the news.
	It has to be like, this is so, so huge.
	I am just filled with emotions about...
	I'm filled with emotion.
	I don't think it's anything else than that.
	Well, I mean, I'm not going to say that that's not a possibility, but it seems to me to be extremely lame to do that.
	But she broke it.
	I'm thinking that she and her husband are on the hit list.
	I'm putting it in the red book that one of the two of them are going to be gone before the end of the two years.
	Let me listen to the rest of the clip.
	Yes, this is a four-star retired general.
	He's been the director of the CIA since April of 2011.
	Most likely he would be succeeded by the veteran career CIA deputy director, Michael Morrell, who is widely admired.
	We should point out that his wife Holly Petraeus worked in the consumer advocacy agency for the administration, had been one of the deputies under Elizabeth Warren.
	I think she's thinking, oh man, another woman who really looked cute in high school.
	By the way, if you look at Holly Petraeus when she was at West Point...
	Yeah, she's a cute little cheerleader.
	She's cute.
	She's a cute little cheerleader.
	And then she grew up to be, you know, not so cute anymore.
	And I think Andrea Mitchell's just like, damn, that's kind of like my story.
	You know, I used to be really cute, and now I'm kind of, you know, doggy.
	And my husband's probably cheating on me.
	Whatever the case is...
	With some Ayn Rand groupie.
	By the way, I wanted to back up a little bit on our discussion where we talked about the FBI. Did you notice the discrepant number of stories about what they were up to?
	Yes.
	I heard...
	They were looking at the email exchange between Petraeus and Broadwell, or they were looking at Broadwell trying to hack Petraeus' email, which makes no sense, by the way.
	Or the third one was she was bullying some other woman that was horning in on her action.
	Now, which of the three was it?
	Well, I do know that there was a big powwow, a big FBI powwow in Virginia this past week.
	I have a feeling that they're circling the troops, that the intelligence war is gathering steam.
	Well, I think our goal on this show, and I would like to, by the way, maybe we should thank, before we continue with this, thank some executive producers.
	Okay.
	But I think that our goal is to figure out what, specifically, what agencies are going after each other and why.
	We know CIA is one of the targets.
	So there's three things going on here.
	One is...
	Well, actually, four things.
	So we have the Pentagon, so we have the military, right?
	And the DIA. Well, so part of what's going on is the military budget.
	There's a lot of, because we're talking about, what's the word they keep using?
	The sequester?
	I mean the budget that they can't even audit?
	We don't even know what they're up to?
	Well, thank you.
	So we have the sequester, which is sequestration, and that is a part of the budget that has, I think in 2013 is when we have to announce that we'll be ready for the 2017 budget.
	A presentation of the counting of the numbers.
	So there is a deadline coming up in 2013.
	So there's definitely something going on with the military-industrial complex.
	It's linked, and it's linked to gun sales, arms sales in general.
	It's linked to the arms that are being shipped into Syria, the weapons that are in Libya.
	They don't just magically appear.
	They're made.
	They're made by companies.
	A lot of them are American companies.
	We're really good at making crap that blows people up.
	So as a part of that, the day after the president was elected, reelected, the United States said to the United Nations, we're all good on that gun treaty.
	We're good to go on it.
	Just as a side note, that wasn't reported anywhere, of course.
	You know, the small arms treaty?
	Yeah, no, but it was reported at a few obscure places.
	Oh, please.
	It wasn't reported by the mainstream media.
	Very, very obscure.
	So we have that.
	Then we have the CIA, and we know that the CIA is running the drone program.
	They're running all the drones.
	This is the big thing.
	And they were watching what was going on in Benghazi with one of their own drones, so they knew what was up.
	They knew what was happening and whether the CIA was involved in the pseudo-kidnapping that went wrong or not.
	That remains to be seen.
	The FBI, these guys...
	Are so horny to be recognized that they have a schedule.
	Every two months they have some patsy that they say, oh, we got another terrorist.
	We're doing the Lord's work, got another terrorist.
	They literally just have a schedule.
	It's time again.
	You can set your clock by it.
	We just had, you know, we had a guy, what, two weeks ago?
	We'll get another guy in probably about five weeks.
	You'll have another guy.
	They set up for weeks, for months, whatever, some idiot.
	And he's like, okay, I'll tell you.
	I'll dial the number.
	Oh, it didn't explode.
	That would be fun.
	Yeah.
	So, it's all warring factions, and from what I understand from producers who listen to this show...
	That in the Virginia, Washington area, it is so out of control that all of these people, particularly in intelligence, do not give a crap about anything but enhancing their career, making more money,
	and with all that power comes drugs, hookers, and that's why, if you look at the fourth The fourth scenario, and this is what I'll come back with on Thursday, I'm thinking the whole Operation Paperclip Able Danger Pedophilia Ring is the way to go.
	You know what?
	I think they're all compromised.
	They're all being blackmailed.
	They all have the goods on each other, and it's all crazy crap.
	You know, it's like some cute girl, and you're drunk and whatever, and you're partying, and you're with all your buddies from the CIA, and you take this girl up to you, or boy or whatever, up to your room.
	Turns out he was 13, looked 19.
	I mean, this is the kind of stuff that's going on.
	By the way, while you were ranting about the FBI, let's re-mention something we talked about a few episodes ago, which is the ludicrous fact that the FBI is trying to horn their way into all sorts of things, including the investigation of Benghazi, as you recall.
	They went over there to help figure out what happened, and they were afraid to go in.
	Exactly.
	And there had to be a CNN reporter who casually walked in and found a bunch of stuff and took it out.
	Hey, what's this notebook?
	It's a notebook.
	We can't go in there.
	We're going to get killed.
	Well, of course, that's what we hear, that they didn't want to go in because they want to get killed.
	But you're right.
	I mean, FBI, since when is it their job to be over in Benghazi as a part of the Accountability Review Board?
	The whole thing is a mess.
	And I'm afraid.
	I'm afraid to call Uncle Don.
	I'm afraid.
	Yeah, just do it.
	No!
	You know what you could do?
	What?
	You could just walk down the street.
	To go see Bobby?
	And go see Bobby.
	Hey, Bobby.
	Hey, Bobby.
	Hey, man.
	And now tell the guys to put the piece down, all right?
	I'm just asking you to ask a question.
	I'm a friend of mine.
	I'm Uncle Don's nephew.
	Don't shoot.
	So let's take a break and get our executive producers out of the way.
	Yes.
	Out of the way?
	No, no.
	We don't want to get them out of the way.
	We want to bring them to the fore.
	We want to honor them.
	We want to honor our executive producers, especially...
	On this Sunday, which is normally pretty slow, we had a good day with Jason Witt from Marlton, New Jersey.
	Jason Andrews.
	I don't know if it says Witt on here.
	Marlton, New Jersey, soon to be Sir Jason, for an instant night, $1,000.
	Woo!
	Awesome.
	Yeah, that made our day.
	Yeah.
	Michael Stadjuhar.
	Stadjuhar, I guess.
	He was in the military somewhere.
	Parts unknown.
	40404, raise the cash to complete his 12-12-12 knighthood.
	Thanks for the best podcast in the universe.
	Please give my wife and I a little karma as we move back to Gitmo Nation.
	Absolutely.
	And I love the 40404.
	That's a very good number.
	Yeah, I like it.
	He'll be the lost knight.
	The not found.
	Knight not found.
	And then Spiros Betas in Napani, Ontario.
	Or Napani, I guess.
	Napani.
	I think it's Napani.
	How about Napani?
	Napani.
	Napani, maybe.
	He donated for show 369, but my message via PayPal was cut short.
	Well, that means it was too long.
	What I wanted to say is not important now.
	Alright.
	But can you call out PayPal as douchebags?
	Douchebags.
	Anyway, for this show, I'd like my donation to be for my cat, Pie Wacket.
	He was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
	A lot of cats die from that.
	Passed away October 3rd.
	In Greek culture, when a person passes away, it said their spirit wanders the world for 40 days, revisiting all of the...
	all the places they went to when they were alive, and then there's a final goodbye.
	Well, my buddy was definitely a person in a cat's body.
	Everybody thought he was an amazing cat.
	November 12th is 40 days after he passed away, so can you guys throw some karma his way?
	Thanks.
	Appreciate all you do.
	That's actually very beautiful, that story, that when someone passes away, they roam the earth for 40 days, and apparently this was...
	Checking in.
	Yeah, I like that.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Here's a 40-day karma for your buddy there.
	You've got karma.
	Karma.
	That's why I can't have pets anymore.
	I don't want any more pets.
	I don't want any more pets.
	It hurts me too much when they die.
	I can't deal with it.
	So now those will be our executive producers.
	We have associate executive producers Diejo Medina, Sugar Land, Texas.
	No comment.
	$300.
	Thank you very much.
	What about Diego instead of Diejo?
	Maybe just Diego.
	Did I say Diejo?
	Yeah, you kind of did.
	I thought you said Diego.
	No, I think you said Diego.
	Come on, rewind.
	No.
	Black Knight, Greg Birch in Port Angeles, Washington are official dentite 269 because Washington is now legally stoned.
	He wants me to read this with my Berkeley stoner voice.
	Okay.
	Even though Washington is not legally stoned, it's just another fiasco.
	Adam, I'm sorry I didn't warn you about the 27 shots, receded gums, bleeding, swelling, pain, and brain rot from gum disease when you quit smoking.
	To make up for being such a biter, I'm making a donation so you can treat your swollen oral interregno.
	Oh yeah, I have a place behind the office where you can park the van on the Hot Pockets Tour in Northwest.
	That's the He says he wants a douchebag for not letting you know about the problem.
	Douchebag!
	You know, I'm just...
	Actually, it was Miss Mickey who said, you have all these dentis listening.
	How come no one warned you about that?
	They all knew you were going to stop.
	You talk about it on the show.
	I didn't believe you were going to stop.
	That's probably the reason, because you already failed once.
	Hey, I'm not going to fail now.
	Or twice.
	David Bierce in Altoona, Iowa, 23333.
	I'll ask for some too delicious karma and another five years of the best podcast in the universe.
	Okay, well, ask and thou shalt receive.
	It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend.
	You've got karma.
	Okay.
	The more I hear that, the funnier it is.
	What if Hillary became director of the CIA? Oh, that would be great.
	I mean, it's a crazy thought, and it'll never happen because she's got to go rest.
	That would be awesome.
	But wouldn't that be hot if Hillary was running?
	So you've got Janet running Department of Homeland Security, Hillary running the CIA. You know, if you're white and you have a penis, you're dead.
	Yeah, I'd kill everybody.
	They'd be on the rampage.
	You might as well just go kill yourself now.
	Wow.
	So what did they steal from Kucinich's place?
	Let me see if it says...
	They don't care about Kucinich because, you know, he's leaving.
	He's done, but he may have some of the goods on them.
	Isn't he on...
	But he could go rogue.
	A little leprechaun.
	I'm rogue!
	He's already borderline.
	What committees is he on?
	I'll look at if anything was stolen.
	Can you see what committees he was on?
	Yeah, let me look.
	I'll check the book of knowledge.
	Yeah, you do that.
	Where's the...
	Oh, three House Democrats were burgled.
	I'm sorry, three.
	Who was the third?
	Nancy Pelosi.
	Oh, Michigan Representative...
	Hanson Clark's Detroit office.
	Does anybody not think this is peculiar?
	I think it's...
	Well, first of all, they're Democrats, so...
	Hmm.
	Yeah, they've got to keep them in line.
	Michael Hagan...
	Interesting.
	Okay, he...
	Okay, he's on the Committee on Education and the Workforce, which is nothing, and the Workforce Protection House, but he's also on the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
	Oh, yeah.
	We've got to grab some laptops from this day.
	Subcommittee on Regulatory Affairs, Stimulus Oversight, and Government Spending, the ranking member.
	Nah.
	It could just be a distraction.
	It's money.
	There's money.
	There's money in there.
	But I think Pelosi's house, that's what's interesting.
	Yeah, that's really interesting.
	Pelosi, yeah.
	Was that our final?
	Yeah, that will be our associate and executive producers for the show 460.
	I want to thank them and everyone else who we'll mention later in the show and remind everyone they should go to dvorak.org slash NA and help us continue this project.
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	No, we have an artist.
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	Thank you, Martin J.J. Oh, not again.
	Well, we chose some evergreen.
	We chose the King Obama, which he had done a long time ago.
	That's the one we chose for the previous episode.
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	And Martin J.J. has promised to back off a little bit, but he got lucky on this last one.
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	Oh, nice.
	You got 33 and...
	Well, yeah.
	Yeah, 73 is like a good buddy.
	And 33 is, of course, a magic number.
	So 3373, you can connect.
	And one of our producers is actually putting together a podcast of what is discussed there.
	So every day there's an MP3 file with all...
	What's discussed there?
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	About now, I'm going to dig a pothole.
	I got a hole post digger.
	Yeah, what kind did you get?
	What kind of hole post digger?
	I got an Acme.
	I didn't even know they made them.
	Now, here's the kind of stuff that is discussed on the No Agenda ham repeater.
	Hey man, does John have his radio on yet?
	What?
	Man, that guy's not a real ham, man.
	I don't think he even has a radio band.
	That's what we talk about.
	We just talk about you.
	Yeah.
	So anyway, 33-73, and then this kind note from Ted O'Brien.
	Dear Mr.
	Curry and Mr.
	Dvorak, due to the financial interactum, I won't be able to donate this year.
	Anthropogenic climate change is a bitch.
	And you disappeared.
	There you go.
	Dvorak.org slash N-A And of course you can always go out and propagate our formula.
	It is the most important thing everybody can do.
	Our formula is this.
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	New World Order Get ready for Obama Nation everybody!
	Shut up!
	And that's what it is.
	We have Gitmo Nation, we have Drone Nation, and we are now in Obama Nation.
	And I'm surprised.
	I am surprised.
	When I grew up, John, John C. Dvorak, when I grew up, I was always taught, okay, you can vote for some other guy for president, and unlike what Chris Matthews is telling me, I understood pretty early on there were a number of people you could vote for, and I wasn't an idiot, and it's only a two-party system.
	But that if your guy didn't win and someone else became the president, then he is also your president.
	And so there's no remorse, but there's also no gloating.
	I have seen nothing but both.
	Our entire country is gloating and remorseful over this.
	What is going on?
	What happened to the, okay, carry on, keep calm, that guy won, that's what it is.
	It doesn't help with people like Valerie Jarrett running things and talking about payback.
	I gotta play you this clip.
	This is the funniest clip.
	This is Matt, of course.
	So this is in the, since you bring up Valerie Jarrett, this is the State Department, their press conference.
	Victoria Nuland being grilled once again by Matt from Reuters about Valerie Jarrett and the Iranian talks.
	Say, Matt.
	Are there any secret talks ongoing directly between the United States and Iran?
	No.
	For the record, without Matt over me, no.
	There are no secret talks.
	There are no secret talks.
	What you see is what you get.
	I love you.
	What you see is what you get.
	Meaning, you've seen...
	Because we don't see nothing, we see nothing, that we get nothing?
	You have all seen when the P5-plus-1 has sat down with Iran, and I've got nothing else to share with you.
	Well, that means that you have nothing else to share with us.
	It doesn't necessarily mean that there are no secret talks going on.
	I am...
	So you are saying that all of these are that these several reports...
	The dubious sourcing are incorrect.
	Correct.
	They are incorrect.
	Valerie Jarrett is not running around on the President's behalf negotiating with the Iranians in Bahrain.
	As my colleague Tommy Veeder has already confirmed, these reports are ridiculous.
	There are no Valerie Jarrett talks.
	She has no role in negotiations with the Iranians.
	Correct.
	she has no role.
	All right?
	Wait a second.
	She has no role in the direct box of uranium.
	So you said no, but I suggested there are direct box of uranium and she just isn't part of it.
	So, you know, they all laugh about it, but Matt is correct.
	Every single time, he's like, well, you just said she has no role in direct talks.
	So there are direct talks.
	I mean, this is how it works.
	They keep lying, the press, and this guy actually calls her on it continuously about Valerie Jarrett, who is, of course, Persian, who is Iranian, and I totally believe she's holding secret talks.
	The whole press corps seems to know about it.
	Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me.
	No!
	And you're right, she is Iranian.
	Or, well, is she Iranian?
	Yes, she is.
	Jarrett?
	Yeah.
	I thought it was that other woman that was Iranian.
	No, no, no.
	Well, she's from Chicago.
	She's, you know, Chicago slumlord.
	But she's, yeah, she's of Iranian origin.
	Well, okay, and let's just make sure that I'm not...
	She also, I believe, runs a pedophile ring.
	It's called Paperclip.
	Here we go.
	Team advisor to the president, blah-de-blah-de-blah.
	Born in Shiraz, Iran.
	Valerie Jarrett?
	Yes.
	Was born in Iran?
	Yes.
	You didn't know that?
	From the sounds of my voice, it seems as though I didn't actually know that.
	You know, I think I might have known it, and then I forgot it, and then every time I hear that it's true, I'm always befuddled.
	I think that's just my nature.
	I find it hard to believe that this is the case.
	That we have her and there's another Iranian woman that's floating around.
	Which one is that?
	Isn't that the one that's Hillary's girlfriend?
	Oh, she's a Muslim Brotherhood.
	I thought she was Iranian.
	Uma Abedin?
	Yeah, Uma.
	Uma.
	Hema.
	Hema Abedin.
	I don't think she's...
	Let me see.
	She's...
	Was she born in...
	She might have been.
	No, I think she's like Palestinian or something.
	No, she's Saudi Arabian.
	Okay.
	Born in British India.
	No, she's just Hillary's main squeeze.
	But no, Jared speaks Persian, speaks French.
	She parlez-vous de France?
	Anyway.
	She is the number one person in Obama's ear.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, everyone jokes about her being the real president.
	And I think I've been saying that for several years.
	No, no, you've been saying it since the beginning of Obama administration.
	Anyway, in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak.
	In the morning to you, Adam Curry.
	In the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, subs in the water, feet in the air, and to all the No Agenda Knights out there who listen religiously to our show twice a week at 9 a.m.
	on Thursdays and Sundays.
	And a hello to all the double and triple Knights we've got out there, and of course our human resources in the chatroom, NoAgendaStream.com, NoAgendaChat.net, and to all the veterans out there today.
	Today is officially Veterans Day, 11-11.
	And although I think we still get our shopping holiday tomorrow, don't we?
	And of course, you know, it's not really about thanking veterans.
	It's about deals.
	Buying white goods.
	Can we buy a car?
	Is there a good deal on the car?
	You know what?
	So our water went out yesterday around 3 in the afternoon.
	Your water?
	Yeah, we just all of a sudden water ceased.
	Yeah, it happens everywhere.
	Yeah.
	But of course, you know, this really hasn't happened to me.
	And the first thing I thought is, oh crap, I probably forgot to pay a bill or something.
	But we have, for some reason, you know, you call the water district dudes and you get an emergency pager number and you hear nothing.
	And so, you know, this is okay, but then after an hour or two, it's like you haven't heard anything, and you've already pooped in each toilet, you know, so there's like no more water coming in.
	And we have a nice community up here on this little...
	How much do you poop a day?
	Well, we have two people in the house.
	How many toilets do you have?
	Three.
	And you pooped in each one of them.
	That means somebody's pooping twice.
	I have to admit I had a double poop.
	Huh.
	But we have a nice little community up here on the hill.
	There's only about 30 houses that are up here.
	So you had more places to poop?
	Well, so I check in because we have a mailing list.
	It's called Top of the Hill.
	And if something's going on, then people all check in on the list.
	And so no one had water.
	And it turns out that there was a huge water main break, which we didn't find out until hours later over at the water tower, which is over by the Oasis, which is a little bit further up the hill, further across the hill.
	But, you know, you're like 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12 hours without water.
	And, you know, and of course, I'm like, well, this is annoying.
	You know, because, you know, I was cooking dinner.
	I'm like, oh, no, I can't do that.
	Ah, no, I can't do that.
	Of course, we had our water filter, so we did have, you know, water, and we had some bottled water and stuff, but not really enough to flush the toilets until I came up with the genius idea of taking water out of the hot tub and putting it in the toilets.
	Yeah, that would do it.
	Yeah, that worked.
	But then, you know, I was thinking, like, Wow, just thinking about people who were affected by Superstorm Sandy, who still have no electricity.
	Many still don't have electricity to power the wells that flush their toilets either.
	And I'm thinking, you know, how weird is it that at this moment the last thing I want is the Red Cross, you know, with money.
	I want water and blankets at this moment.
	I really just want some frickin' water.
	And it got me all upset again about what's going on with this whole rock-against-water-and-blankets crap.
	CNN now running actual promotion for the Red Cross by warning everybody for the scam charities that are popping up.
	Many of the victims of Superstorm Sandy have lost everything.
	Their needs are enormous right now.
	Food, clothing, shelter, medicine, a lot more.
	But now the FBI is warning that scam charities could be steering relief funds away from storm victims by targeting those who want to help them.
	This is just outrageous.
	I mean, we've been doing a lot on charities and bad charities for months.
	But what we didn't know about and what Sandy has exposed is the extensive business in these pop-up charities that surface in the wake of a disaster.
	They're designed for one reason, to prey on your generosity and take your money.
	Here's what Drew Griffin found.
	So this is the way it works.
	You see, you talk about the pop-up scam charities, and that then directs you towards the real charity, which of course is the real scam, And that's really what they want you to do.
	Or like Clinton during Haiti.
	What happened to all that money?
	Well, this is another thing that irritates me.
	So we raised billions.
	Of course, that was worldwide.
	But from America alone, more than a billion dollars for Haiti.
	And so far, the Red Cross has raised $117 million?
	Really?
	That should have been one night just of the broadcast commercial rights of that Bruce Springsteen Bon Jovi thing.
	I mean, the money is sticking all over the place.
	Now, there's something else happening.
	Now I see professional, let's just call them community organizers on television, and they're really angry about the power not being on, particularly Long Island.
	I've seen this happen in Jersey as well.
	But these guys that are out there, they're not being really constructive.
	They're just yelling...
	What do we want?
	Power!
	When do we want it?
	Now!
	So I think what is happening is competitive companies are weaseling in exactly what you discovered earlier when we were talking about GE and the NBC reporting on this, that competitive companies are starting to weasel in.
	They want to break the contracts with these power companies that have the monopoly so that they can get in and there'll be a huge expenditure because everyone, you know, Of course, we should have wires underground and all this.
	Oh, this is exactly the way to go.
	And I see it happening.
	Have you noticed any of this, John?
	Yeah, obviously.
	But I mean, have you actually seen like these guys who are, they're organizers, they're organizing people to be angry, not to be productive and get something done.
	They're not organizing like generators or anything like that.
	Just like out there just yelling.
	No, they had a bunch of them.
	There was one of the news things.
	They all have signage.
	Yeah, it looks like a protest in Argentina.
	Right.
	Am I mistaken, or is this what's going on?
	Because all I hear is I hear the governor of New York saying, we're going to hold him accountable.
	I mean, isn't this the point where big contracts change hands?
	I think it could be arranged, yeah.
	That would be a good thing to do.
	I'd do it.
	All right.
	It's just these little things.
	Of course, no one's reporting on it anymore, but there are people still without...
	There's nothing to report on.
	Nothing to see here.
	Yeah, in fact...
	Don't look over here.
	Nothing to see here.
	Now there is something to see, because we now have, that's what I started off with earlier, we have Gitmo Nation, we now have Obama Nation, and they'll be with us for the next four years, and it would have been Romney Nation if he had won, so this is nothing other than just fact.
	And I was just kind of blown away by this video that certainly went viral and everyone was fawning over it.
	And I have a real problem.
	This is the president, after being re-elected, talking to his troops in Chicago.
	I'm sure you saw this, John, where he breaks down and starts to cry.
	Yeah, I have some thoughts on this.
	In whatever states, in whatever capacities, whether you're in the private sector, non-for-profit, or somebody who decided to go into public service, you're just going to do great things.
	And that's why, even before last night's results, I felt that the work that I had done in running for office had come full circle.
	Because what you guys have done means that the work that I'm doing is important.
	I'm really proud of that.
	I'm really proud of you.
	And, uh...
	And what you just said.
	He's so sensitive.
	Oh, So do you want to start?
	Well, you probably have something completely different than my simple thesis.
	Okay, here's what I have to say.
	Where are the tears for the thousands of boys and girls being killed in Afghanistan, Iraq?
	Where are the tears for the children you are droning in Pakistan?
	Where are the tears, Mr.
	President?
	No, but tears for getting re-elected, now that's something to cry about.
	Big fan!
	That's what he gets from me.
	I think it was tears because...
	Obama's really, his only real ability, as far as I'm concerned, and what he's probably one of the best at that we've ever seen ever, is campaigning.
	Right.
	Acting.
	And that's it.
	He's done.
	He can't campaign anymore.
	I mean, he can pretend to campaign, like he did with his acceptance speech was a campaign speech.
	It was horrible.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	And he'll give a State of the Union speech, which will be kind of a campaign speech, but he can't campaign anymore.
	There's nothing else to run for.
	You know, let's say phony up something and run for a third term, which is never going to happen.
	So he's in tears.
	His career is done.
	He's through.
	No, no, no.
	No, you're wrong.
	He's only just begun.
	Here's some audio of our president.
	Because now we have to get started, right?
	Now it's the get started thing.
	And I love how they have...
	It's one thing to do this during campaigns.
	But when you are re-elected and you're in the White House and you are doing a television presentation...
	In the White House, it's kind of unnecessary to have the bleachers behind you.
	Have you seen this?
	It's got like four levels of bleachers of people standing behind him.
	Does anyone else see the unnatural occurrence that is taking place here?
	Are you talking about the one time where they had these really weird people standing behind us?
	They still have that.
	It's still...
	There's weird people...
	I mean, there's some person back there that you would...
	It's very distracting.
	You'd be looking at...
	It was a woman, and she looked...
	She was weird.
	She had a big square head, and it was just a weird-looking person.
	He can look real.
	Well, here's a couple interesting little things from the president's most latest show, because you're wrong.
	He's only just started with his television career.
	And here's a little gotcha that he's launched a meme.
	I haven't actually heard it roll off his tongue this easily before.
	We've heard it elsewhere.
	I don't think he's ever said it this easily.
	Business and labor and civic leaders from all across the country here to Washington to get their ideas and input as well.
	You know, at a time when our economy is still recovering from the Great Recession.
	Hello?
	The Great Recession?
	Is that what it's called now?
	It's been called that for some time.
	No, it's been called the greatest recession since the Great Depression.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I've heard that for months on end.
	All right, all right.
	Well, then here's how he's rolling out an old script, which I can prove because I have the old script here.
	But here is part of the old script rejuvenated from the same television appearance.
	In fact, the Senate has already passed a bill doing exactly this, so all we need is action from the House.
	And I've got the pen, ready to sign the bill right away.
	I'm ready to do it.
	I am the president!
	I have a pen!
	I got a pen!
	This pen is mightier than the sword.
	What has he done with that pen, John, over the past four years?
	What has the president achieved with his pen?
	He's checked off names from the kill list.
	Yes, that would be one, yes.
	What else has he done with his pen?
	Well, let's see.
	There's no Monica Lewinsky.
	Yeah.
	Let me play you a little town hall meeting, and even in the questioning, you'll notice such a huge difference in television coverage and how unscripted things were in 2008 for then-Senator Barack Obama, as compared to now, when the question arises about the unnecessary war in Iraq and the Patriot Act.
	Let me tell you what...
	First, it's not actually true that the Patriot Act was the worst.
	Most of the problems that we have had in civil liberties were not done through the Patriot Act.
	They were done through executive order by George W. Bush.
	Oh, oh, gee.
	Let me see.
	How many executive orders did George W. Bush sign?
	Do you happen to recall offhand, John?
	No, but you know.
	Tell me.
	64.
	How many has Barack Obama signed in the past?
	More than 64.
	923.
	Okay, let's continue.
	Now remember, this is your re-elected president.
	And that's why the first thing I will do when I am president is call in my attorney general and have he or she review every executive order to determine...
	Which of those have undermined civil liberties?
	Which are unconstitutional?
	And I will reverse them with a stroke of a pen.
	Oh, there's the pen again!
	The mighty pen!
	Has he done any of that, John?
	Let me think.
	I'm guessing no.
	And so that is actually how...
	And listen, and the slaves...
	Yes, he's got a pen!
	He's got a pen!
	I've got a pen!
	That's actually how...
	That's actually how the worst abuses have occurred.
	That's what happened with Guantanamo.
	That's what happened with...
	Which we didn't reverse.
	...with the warrantless wiretaps.
	Which we only upped and only...
	What's happened with the suspension of habeas corpus?
	Oh, which we entered NDAA, which is now even worse.
	It's not even the suspension of habeas corpus.
	Now the military can pick you up.
	Yeah, now you can just be droned.
	That's what's happened in terms of the rounding up of Americans of Muslim extraction.
	When did that happen?
	I couldn't remember the rounding up of Americans of Muslim extraction.
	Do you remember that?
	I don't remember that.
	When did that happen?
	I don't know, but this is what he was talking about.
	Those weren't done through the Patriot Act.
	Those were all done separately.
	Now listen to his understanding.
	This constitutional scholar is going to talk about the Patriot Act.
	He understands the Constitution.
	The first Patriot Act, I wasn't there, so I did not vote for that.
	The second one, I actually worked with Russ Feingold, who was one of the people who opposed it, to try to amend it to deal with some of its excesses.
	There were some provisions in the Patriot Act that actually did address changes that needed to take place.
	Oh, really?
	Please.
	And let me give you a specific example.
	Okay.
	Prior to the Patriot Act, You could not wiretap a phone that wasn't land-based.
	This is so out of control.
	Does he even know how to spell Patriot?
	Now think about it.
	Nobody uses a land-based phone anymore.
	Certainly people who might be engaging in terrorism aren't going to be using an old dial-up phone.
	Right?
	So it made sense then to change that law.
	And there were some other provisions that made sense.
	Yeah, which we took care of in the National Defense Authorization Act so we can kill you.
	There were a number of provisions that went way overboard, including, for example, going through library records.
	Yeah, and that hasn't changed at all now, has it?
	We instituted a series of amendments that changed some of the worst excesses of the previous law.
	Some of the other amendments were blocked by the administration and the Republican Congress.
	But I want everybody to understand, you know, I taught constitutional law for ten years.
	I take the Constitution very seriously.
	The biggest problems that we're facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all.
	Oh, you mean like Senate confirmation no longer being necessary for people in your new cabinet, Mr.
	President?
	You know, that little thing that you signed in the middle of the night, that one?
	And that's what I intend to reverse when I'm President of the United States of America.
	Reverse it away from them and towards me.
	All right.
	How much more time do we have?
	I don't know.
	As many years as you want, Mr.
	President.
	This is the guy that was re-elected.
	Congratulations.
	Did no one ever think to just think?
	Who?
	We're doomed.
	We're so doomed.
	Well, nothing has gone.
	All his promises, all of them, with I think very few exceptions, and the ones that were exceptions weren't as important as these things that he was talking about here, which he did nothing about.
	No.
	You're right.
	900?
	I didn't know it was that big of a number.
	Yeah, I think it's 900.
	He's like, what, is he doing two or three a week?
	Well, there's two.
	Actually, it's quite funny because there's another one that came out today.
	You'll be happy to know that not only is it Veterans Day today, but that we have also re-upped our 1979 executive order.
	Due to the threat of Iran, we are still a nation under a state of emergency.
	This is pursuant to Executive Order 12947.
	Continuation of the national emergency with respect to Iran.
	November 14th, 1979, the President declared a national emergency with respect to Iran.
	What was 1979?
	That was when they kidnapped Americans in the Carter years.
	The Iranians took over the embassy and they put in the Shah.
	They got rid of the Shah and they put in Khomeini.
	Well...
	Pursuant to the International Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1700...
	Oh, no.
	I'm sorry.
	That's something else.
	The president took related steps to deal with the unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security, foreign policy, and economy of the United States constituted by the situation in Iran.
	Because our relations with Iran have not yet returned to normal and the process of implementing the agreement with Iran dated January 19, 1981 is still underway...
	How much do we suck?
	We can't get a document signed since 1981?
	You should have some of these bill collectors who call me do this, dude.
	They know how to do it.
	Because of this, the national emergency declared on November 14th, 1979 must continue in effect beyond November 14th, 2012.
	Therefore, consistent with Section 2OTD, the National Emergencies Act, I am continuing for one year this national emergency.
	Congratulations, John.
	We're still under national emergency.
	I wonder what that means.
	Oh, it means you get all the powers.
	The president, he can do whatever he wants.
	He wants.
	Well, he's been doing that with or without it.
	Yeah, but I mean, like, he can, you know, just take over everything.
	So, like, you know, shut down stuff if he feels like it.
	You know, just take over.
	You know, we've had all these other executive orders where we can take over farms, take over factories.
	You know, it's like you're driving along in your car.
	You know, the president says, no, I need your car.
	Take away your car.
	Hey, who's that?
	Is that your wife?
	No, I need your wife.
	Give me your wife.
	I'm the president.
	I can tell you the executive order number.
	I mean, it was just like two months ago.
	You'd think they have an idea that something's going to happen.
	Well, I don't know.
	You know, every president, with the exception of Bush, and even that I can't say for sure, but their second term has been a disaster.
	I mean, Lyndon Johnson had to quit office.
	Nixon was run out of town because of Watergate.
	Ronald Reagan was at the Iran-Contra thing, and he barely made it out with staying in one piece.
	Right.
	Clinton had the Lewinsky thing.
	I mean, every one of these guys, and of course we had the guy predicting this was going to happen to Obama in one way, shape, or form.
	And I think that this situation in Libya, the dead ambassador, may be his Watergate.
	Or his Waterloo.
	Right.
	It could be that.
	Whatever the case is, this is, you know, it's interesting to watch.
	Well, there are definitely people gunning for him, but now there's a whole bunch of, so the changes are coming.
	This will be, so Eric Holder, I guess, is, he's the attorney general.
	I guess he's said that he wants out now.
	He wants to quit.
	Yeah.
	So I know who's going to, you want to put this in the book?
	Who's going to become?
	Okay.
	You ready?
	Get the book.
	Who will become the new attorney general?
	Who?
	Janet Napolitano.
	She's perfect for the job.
	Perfect.
	And I think we can see this happening.
	She is desperately, desperately trying to get that case settled with the sexual harassment case.
	Against the ICE director, the immigration director.
	Right, the place is rife with, yeah, it's horrible.
	The place is rife with sexist lesbians who are...
	Yeah, who are harassing the men.
	Harassing men, exactly.
	So she's desperately trying to settle because, you know, that needs to be cleaned up.
	I think it was even a New York Post article.
	It was something...
	This is so out in the open now.
	It's funny that no one...
	I think everyone's just afraid of Napolitano.
	That's why they don't really report on it too much.
	Maybe.
	That's probably not a bad idea.
	Who would take over Homeland Security?
	There's any number of stooges who would do that job.
	Yeah, but we need a good one.
	Well, maybe they just bring in a new stooge.
	How about putting Clapper?
	Nah.
	No, Clapper is kind of harmless in his position.
	This is a high-profile position.
	He's someone who can talk, someone who can really be in front of the cameras when necessary.
	Well, they could put Pistol.
	Move him up.
	Pistol's a good talker.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	You know, he's as full of crap as anyone.
	Yeah.
	Well, we'll see.
	We'll see what happens.
	Meanwhile, Connected, who knows, they ran out of celebrities, I guess, to arrest in Gitmo Nation East as it pertains to the huge pedo bear scandal, which really started to crack open with Jimmy Savile, the Jim Will Fix It, children's biggest friend.
	You always got to watch out when someone says, I'm children's biggest friend.
	And the brand new director of the BBC has been forced to resign.
	And I don't know if you followed exactly what happened, but here's the announcement first.
	We start tonight with a statement issued in the last hour by Newsnight and the BBC. On the 2nd of November, Newsnight broadcast a report that looked into criticism of the North Wales Abuse Tribunal.
	The report included an interview with Steve Meesham, an abuse victim who said that a senior political figure of the time had abused him.
	We broadcast Mr Meesham's claim, but did not identify the individual concerned.
	Mr Meesham has tonight made a statement that makes clear he wrongly identified his abuser and has apologised.
	We also apologize unreservedly for having broadcast this report.
	Okay, so let me just tell you exactly what happened.
	So Newsnight, which is a pretty important program, this is the BBC, this is ONTI, this is the government-controlled airwaves, Continued with this abuse, because they're trying to paint it out.
	Basically, everyone's trying to deflect any attention away from themselves, because we all know, and I think I've been talking about on this show and others for many, many years, that this pedophilia thing is not just the celebrities.
	It's politicians.
	It's royalty.
	It's rife, and they're all blackmailing each other.
	And it may be related to what's going on in the United States.
	It wouldn't surprise me.
	Who knows?
	So this guy, Steve Misham, he said, yeah, I think a top politician was the one who abused me.
	Newsnight did not broadcast his name, John.
	His name, by the way, is Lord McAlpine.
	They did not broadcast his name, yet...
	Then, for some reason, Steve Meacham comes back later and says, oh, well, you know, that thing that I said in Newsnight, it wasn't Lord McAlpine.
	And that is what made the brand new director of the BBC have to do this.
	Fifty days, he has the job.
	Five zero.
	In light of the fact that the director general is also the editor-in-chief and ultimately responsible for all content, and in light of the unacceptable journalistic standards of the Newsnight film broadcast on Friday 2nd November, I have decided that the honorable thing to I have decided that the honorable thing to do is to step down from the post of director general.
	So he's quitting his job over something that Newsnight never even said. .
	Now, if you Google...
	Well, he kind of said it in a back-assword way.
	No, they never mentioned his name.
	This guy came out later in other interviews and said, I thought it was Lord McAlpine, but it wasn't.
	So, of course, what this means is, Lord McAlpine is the guy that did it!
	And if you look at the guy...
	Let me go look at him.
	Oh, please.
	Just Google this guy.
	How do you spell it?
	MC Alpine.
	Yo, I'm Lord MC Alpine.
	Yo, bro.
	Just do MC Alpine and then do pictures.
	Images.
	He looks like Uncle Ernie.
	Come on.
	Look at him.
	Fiddling about.
	Images.
	So everyone is doing everything...
	Do I call it right or what?
	He looks like...
	He's great looking.
	He's just like, hey, kids.
	Check this out.
	Want a lollipop?
	Hello, Mom!
	Meet Uncle McAlpine.
	So, it is coming apart at the seams, John.
	They've got to find, you can put it in the red book if you want, they have to find another celebrity to draw attention away from all of this.
	Because it's, I mean, it's, we have question time with the Prime Minister, this Jimmy Savile, you know, with royalty, with Prince Charles, and they're all hamming it up.
	I'm telling you, you know, look, these people come in, shoot me all you want, but these people are crazy.
	I'll say it again.
	They eat children like Luna bars.
	This is exactly what's going on over there.
	And they're trying to, doing everything to distract your attention away from who's really involved.
	And what happened to the former BBC director general?
	You know where he is right now?
	No.
	He's at the New York Times.
	He's running the New York Times.
	That's right.
	Yeah.
	He's like a publisher or something.
	Yeah.
	He's lying very low is what he's doing.
	Being very, very quiet.
	Well, they're not covering this very well at the New York Times, that's for sure.
	Gee, gee, I wonder why.
	So when you bring up the Valerie Jarrett, David Petraeus, pedophilia, blackmail ring, I am, yeah, yeah, I'm a crackpot, but I sometimes just have to think, wow, could it really be kind of that way?
	Well...
	Well, look at some of these characters.
	It's quite believable.
	I mean, Jimmy Savile is a real douchebag-looking guy.
	And he was not just a pedophiliac, he was a necrophiliac.
	Yeah, specializing in the retarded.
	Is she retarded and dead?
	Oh, John!
	John!
	That's really bad, man.
	Well, I'm just going by what's out there.
	It is bad.
	Sick.
	Sick.
	That was really horrible.
	I can't believe you said that.
	If I offended anyone, I apologize profusely.
	Awesome.
	So, you know, the problem is we just have no media anymore, and here we are.
	We're just two dudes, you know, just trying to make it happen and trying to figure stuff out from information that's available.
	Our sources, of course, are you, the producers of this program, so that's always incredibly appreciated.
	We do have a lot of good sources.
	We have great sources.
	In fact, right after the break, I've got to talk about a source from Indianapolis I'm actually a ham operator from Indianapolis who got me some good, very current info as of this morning.
	A lot of that comes through Noagenda News Network, noagendanewsnetwork.com, where people can just put in their own RSS feed and just start updating stories, and that flows through the whole network.
	People email stuff, not the most effective way, before you do an RSS feed.
	And most importantly...
	Allow us to do this program without advertisements.
	Because that is the number one way that things get compromised and you just can't talk about or even research or even broach the subject.
	No, I'd say on almost every show we have at least one.
	My retarded dead girl thing is part of it.
	We say something...
	Yeah, this is a great example.
	You're right.
	Yeah, if you say that, even kind of humorously, which is what I thought, you're losing advertisers.
	You're losing your job.
	For one thing, most of these guys have no sense of humor, no sense of anything.
	They are just bottom line oriented.
	In fact, with a lot of advertising nowadays, it's just done by young women who are media buyers.
	Right.
	And they're advertising.
	You're an advertiser on that show.
	And I'm not going to buy your products anymore.
	I'm going to start a boycott if you could keep advertising on that show.
	And it happens all the time.
	And so what happens is the media gets watered down because they're fearful of the public.
	Because there's always one or two people out there that will browbeat an advertiser.
	Right.
	They're very susceptible to that.
	Yeah.
	And the next thing you know, you got no advertisers.
	I mean, they try to do that.
	I mean, they do it all the time.
	They tried to do it with Letterman.
	If you remember when he had that he had his he had an affair with somebody and a whole bunch of women's groups tried to get him kicked off the air.
	And they so they went after his advertisers.
	Yeah.
	And what is just his own private thing?
	I mean, I mean, who cares?
	And it's like, it's really bad.
	And so that's one of the reasons that everybody out there, and we have a lot of people that realize this and they help us out.
	And, you know, we like to thank them.
	I'd like to say that, yes, but there are also other programs you can turn to.
	I think John and I listen to all kinds of...
	There's always something to be found somewhere.
	But if you have affiliates, if you're syndicated, so that means you have other radio stations.
	And I've certainly done syndicated radio.
	I think, John, you've done syndicated radio as well.
	When you have affiliates, you're spending...
	Half of your living time on this earth talking to the affiliates.
	And part of that is they want you to cover local news.
	Hey man, can't you talk about something that's going on in our market?
	But they also just want to talk to you.
	Just to have you on the phone just for a little bit.
	Because hey man, I'm a really important affiliate.
	And then they have their own local advertiser issues.
	So you get some of these guys who are...
	Or on multiple radio stations.
	They cannot go without compromise.
	It is impossible.
	It is not possible.
	And the only thing that can happen to us is we can die.
	We can die either from suicide.
	We should be two to the head, gun in the left hand.
	We could die from someone coming after us.
	Or we could just die from hunger.
	Well, you could also, you could get sued for something.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we're pretty careful about not slandering people.
	You mean about the guy?
	At least if they're in this country.
	You slandered the dead guy, but that's fair game, I think.
	You go, dead people you can slander.
	Is that true?
	Is that true?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Once you're dead, you can be slandered.
	That's cool.
	That's cool.
	All right, good.
	But generally speaking, we're mostly dealing with public sources of information.
	Right.
	And we're marginalized by the whole business itself, so nobody would take us serious enough to actually go after us.
	And there's nothing to go after.
	I mean, what are you going to do?
	Are you going to take away my math?
	Well, you know, if they could cut our bandwidth.
	If we got a six-strike kind of thing, which is now available to me, all the ISPs have agreed to.
	Right.
	If they shut down your internet so you had no bandwidth whatsoever...
	There is something else going on, though.
	...would be the cheapest way to do it.
	Do you know that if people who are subscribed to any podcast through iTunes, including BBC and NPR and Fresh Air and all these incredibly great programs that iTunes always promotes, none of them have updated for the past three days.
	Because I guess the way iTunes does it is, unless you're subscribed directly to the feed, then everything is proxied by iTunes, and they go out and check the feed and see if whatever, and then they update everyone's iTunes, and that has been broken now for three days.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	So what does that do to us?
	Well, we're about to...
	I'm going to show myself a little by donating to no agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	We're not updating!
	In the morning.
	Yeah, well, it hurts us, of course, because people think we've stopped producing the show.
	Yeah, well, they've got to pay more attention to what...
	You know, we have the Dvorak.org slash blog where it's posted.
	Noagendashow.com has it.
	I mean, you can always go there to see what the latest one is.
	I mean, it's not like it's impossible to find any.
	If you search No Agenda on Google, you still get the NoAgendaShow.com link at the top instead of Sean Hannity.
	People get complacent, you know?
	They just forget.
	Yeah, I know.
	We have that problem with people forgetting to listen.
	It's just a problem with the public.
	We're dealing with the public.
	We have two kinds of people.
	We have the ones that are still at episode 359, who are listening to every single show to catch up.
	If you're that far behind, you're never going to catch up.
	I had a whole email conversation with a producer who was that far behind.
	It's like, well, man, if I wasn't listening to every single episode, I wouldn't have known who Lucifer Clinton is.
	I said, really?
	You only have three choices.
	Well, that's...
	Yeah, and it's also a bogus excuse.
	But, you know, maybe it was to listen to a lot of stuff.
	Corey Gigliotti in Port Coquitlam, British Columbia, helped us out this week with a 1-2-3-4-5 donation.
	My third donation at this level, he says, started with this donation number because I thought it was catchy.
	Usually get my name and city wrong even after sending a phonetic spelling.
	So you can refer to me as Future Night...
	Gigolo from Poco.
	I'd like a Parliament mumble, shut up slave, two to the head, little kid yay.
	What?
	No, that's way above your lot of three.
	One, two, three, four.
	It's four.
	It's the four we don't want.
	Shut up, slave!
	What was the other one?
	Oh yeah.
	Yay!
	It's too much.
	We can't do that many.
	You can't do four.
	Stop doing four people.
	Yeah, it's not good people.
	I mean, I like the idea.
	I know what the idea was.
	It's a bunch of people mumbling, then somebody says, shut up, they shut up, there's a gunshot, and then a kid goes yay, right.
	Curtis Gibson in London, Ontario, 104.38.
	Donations to make good for a promise to Adam as a karma bet.
	You know anything about it?
	No, I don't think so.
	Needless to say, the stuff really worked.
	Can I get a yay, shut up, slave, two to the back of the head combo?
	Okay, turn around.
	Yay!
	Shut up, slave.
	In the back of the head.
	Okay.
	Kenneth Micklebust in Oslo.
	Oh, Oslo.
	Hello, Oslo.
	CQ, Oslo.
	103.
	In the morning, 69, 69 plus 33, 33 is exactly similar to $103.
	I'd like a request to combine getting late and getting work karma as I'm in a long-distance relationship between Oslo and Edinburgh.
	Yikes.
	The two are closely connected.
	Also, I need some special karma as I'm taking my 1,000 Bodies project to San Francisco this Wednesday.
	John, if you're in the area and want some delicious brown cheese...
	Let me know and I'll hook you up with some.
	What is this thousandbodiesproject.com?
	I've heard of this.
	Isn't that with all naked people?
	I think so, yeah.
	While I'm reading this, go to thousandbodies.com and see what it is.
	What is thousandbodiesproject?
	Project.com.
	I think it's a whole bunch of naked people.
	I think it's a naked thing where he puts a million naked people and takes a photo.
	With brown tees.
	I think.
	Yeah, it's naked people.
	Yeah.
	He's doing apparently a shoot here in the Bay Area.
	The climate gate karma would do the trick for him.
	Thank you both for the best cod past in the universe.
	It's a lot of cod up there.
	This is something you can participate actually in, John.
	You should take a look at it while I do the combo for him.
	To the gate, to the gate, to the climate gate.
	You've got karma.
	We've talked about this before.
	Here it is.
	Whether you're an experienced nude model or have never been naked in your life, whether you're a policeman, real estate agent, kindergarten teacher, retired, student lawyer, office clerk, old, young, fat, skinny, lacking an arm or leg, Covered in tattoos or piercings, male or female, exhibitionist or the most shy person in the world, you can participate in this project.
	Everybody is wanted and welcome.
	It only takes 10 minutes, it's free of charge, and it's fun.
	John, you should be in on this.
	Yeah.
	Have you seen it?
	It looks great!
	I'm looking at it now.
	Doesn't it look super?
	You would not...
	You are missing this, my friend.
	You need to be in this program.
	I think there's enough people in here that look like me.
	Okay.
	Yay!
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Where were we?
	Oh, yeah.
	The brown cheese.
	What is brown cheese?
	Look at brown cheese while it works.
	It's some sort of...
	Some sort of cheese.
	What am I? Norwegian brown cheese?
	Well, I've got to read these things.
	Joan Dodefray in Morgantown, West Virginia.
	You're old stomping around $100.
	She's also got a bunch of requests, and she's going to be a dame.
	This is Mark's.
	There's a bunch of birthday stuff.
	If you would put him on the birthday list, kind of iconic.
	That achieved damehood whilst donating for my husband's birthday, because I can't get him to listen to the show.
	What?
	It's weird.
	I am, however, proud of him for downloading and checking out the No Agenda news app.
	Maybe there's hope.
	I'd like to wish you both and all the listeners a happy Thanksgiving next week and also some travel karma as my husband and I are taking our two boys to Cozumel for their first dive trip over the holiday weekend.
	I'm hoping the so-called family line is still in use at the TSA checkpoint so we don't have to start the vacation off by getting molested.
	No.
	Not sure I can handle them touching my kids.
	The vacation might be over before it gets started, because Mama may need to be bailed out of jail.
	She wants a mumbling...
	Boy, this has become very popular.
	She likes a mumbling parliament, Spanish, in the morning.
	And if Adam's in the mood, a little girl, yay.
	But she needs a karma, that's what she needs to.
	So why don't you just give her...
	Well, I can do the whole thing here.
	Look, she's a dame, so we've got to do the whole thing for her.
	There you go.
	Oh, karma.
	Sorry.
	I almost made it.
	You've got karma.
	It's hard.
	It's hard.
	And it's rings at noagendanation.com.
	Yes.
	Rings at noagendanation.com to get ring stuff.
	Sir Jesse in Hobart, Indiana.
	You called me out as a dame the last time I donated on the 5th anniversary show.
	I'm a Masonic knight and a no-agenda knight, which makes me a sir.
	I really can't afford this.
	However, as a knight, it's my duty to help you two out.
	Without you, where would I get my news?
	Karma, please.
	No talking.
	You've got karma.
	So he donated $100 along with El Cid Capuador from Sepulpa.
	Who contributes.
	And El Cid jumped right on the stick.
	And he has an RSS feed and is contributing to NoAgendaNewsNetwork.com.
	A lot, actually.
	It's nice.
	Because it's off email and I actually can read what he's sending.
	He wants a round of karma for all listeners.
	You've got karma.com.
	Chris Whitten in Millboro, Virginia.
	$100.
	Recently moved in my 30-minute commute.
	It's now two hours round trip.
	Holy moly.
	I need your podcast more than ever.
	Give him some karma for his family.
	Curry Dvorak, 2016, is what he says.
	Write us in.
	You've got karma.
	We'll take write-ins.
	Yan Kolia Peña.
	Eh.
	Essen.
	Deutschland.
	It's 10, 11, 12 in Germany celebrating with 3 times 33.
	33 for your great work.
	Could you please give me a 3 is the perfect number?
	33.
	That's the magic number.
	It's the magic number.
	Sure.
	And curiously, another donor of $99.99, Zambuk, in Coromel, New South Wales, only referring to me as Zambuk.
	My defense clearance is not compatible with the content of your show.
	Okay.
	Adam's denial of the weather satellite issue requires me to donate and comment.
	And he has a link, which we'll put in the show notes.
	The USA is so focused on funding defense against its next most friendly 25 nations that it has lost sight of its own need to fund ongoing science programs, which include weather forecasting.
	Screw karma, go science.
	9999.
	As a donation leads me to a meme which might catch on.
	Oh, I like it.
	Nine as in being dodgy.
	Nine.
	No, no, no, no.
	Nine, nine, nine, nine!
	That you should add the clip of nine, nine, nine, nine to your list of clips.
	And he's got one link to a clip.
	Hold on a second.
	We might as well play that.
	This could be a new meme for us, John.
	Hold on a second, let me see.
	9999.
	Is it one of these Hitler things where he's freaking out in the bunker?
	No, I think it's one of the things that took place at the EU. Really?
	Yeah, I think it took place at the EU.
	You're right.
	That's pretty funny.
	Ha ha ha.
	That's a lot of nines.
	The video is Hitler says nine for ten minutes.
	Oh, is that Hitler?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, okay.
	Same thing.
	It's going in the show notes.
	That's perfect.
	Maxwell Roberts, Crown Point, Indiana, 8325.
	Special karma shot to the two of you.
	Can I get a little Atlas shrugged?
	Just because Dvorak enjoys it so much, I also like to call it Sam Reed as a douchebag.
	Oops, hold on, didn't fire.
	Douchebag.
	There we go.
	For kowtowing to the global elite's agenda and worshipping his drone overlords.
	Yeah.
	Here you go, my friend.
	By Ayn Rand.
	You've got karma.
	You didn't do it.
	And Brian Watson.
	Uh-oh.
	69!
	69!
	I don't see a comment from him.
	Maybe one in the email I missed or somebody missed.
	Raleigh, North Carolina.
	Begins the saga of 69-69.
	Followed by Anthony Barber, who says, from the home of the fellow shittizens, KE7IYW here in Lost Wages, Nevada Nuts.
	Long-time boner, first-time donor, so please de-douche me.
	I'm here today with a swazzle enough donation for the show after talking to Adam for a few minutes on the No Agenda ITM conference server.
	I like to call up two of my friends for being douchebags.
	Andre Foster?
	I'll do a...
	Oh, okay.
	Each one gets it?
	Douchebag!
	Yeah, you get double douchebag.
	You're going to give one douchebag to two guys.
	Yeah, you're true.
	That's true.
	And Joe Gallo.
	Don't share your douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	It's not sanitary.
	Who deserves separate douchebag call-outs for not understanding the value-for-value model after hitting them in the mouth several times, almost kicking their ass.
	They do not yet realize all the scat protruding for the traditional media and that jabroni Alex Jones.
	I'm looking for some getting laid karma.
	Why?
	Because I need to get laid.
	I didn't realize that getting laid off from work was the ticket to getting laid off from getting laid.
	Can I please get a Clinton delicious little girl hot milk baby karma with John Huntsman patootie ching-ching after the harp of the karma for the little extra job finding luck?
	Geez.
	I also think that you did another one of your hams.
	What do you mean one of my hams?
	Who got the whole ham thing started?
	Yeah, well.
	Okay, well, you see what he's...
	Now I can't...
	Let's see what he decode.
	He wants the Clinton thing, which we still think is hilarious.
	He wants the Clinton thing, and he wants a bonanza thing.
	That's what he wants.
	He wants a bonanza thing.
	So, I'll give him a Hillary kid thing.
	It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend.
	And then what did he need?
	He needed a...
	Hot milf and a karma.
	That's one mother I'd like to.
	Little girl hot milf.
	Little girl hot milf.
	That's not a girl.
	It's a boy, so you don't get that.
	A little boy, ah!
	You get this one.
	It's a banana.
	Bananza.
	Bananza, banana, bandana.
	As long as you don't have to wake anymore.
	You've got karma.
	All right, that'll do it.
	I hope.
	I mean, come on.
	What am I, a human pretzel?
	Yeah!
	Anonymous in Walnut Creek, California, 6969.
	Step three at his Swazzle Nuff knighthood.
	He needs a Monsanto.
	You will obey.
	Hit people in the mouth.
	Karma.
	Come on!
	It's like...
	I don't know where the you will obey is, but I got this one.
	Monsanto.
	You've got karma.
	Why not just do them?
	To hit people in the mouth is too long to play.
	Ricardo Arredondo in Santa Maria.
	6969.
	I don't have a note from him, so he's being nice to us.
	Mike Nikolichuk or Nikolichuk.
	Now I want to be called RollSK.
	No, that's who he is in the chat room.
	He's RollSK.
	Okay, well he's Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, 6969.
	Thanks for butchering my name again.
	It's time for my monthly donation.
	This donation with an additional 1212.
	Earns me my knighthood.
	I have sent the accounting separately.
	So he's going to be a knight.
	Yep.
	Send me some Swazilniff karma, or it continues to work amazingly.
	And send some general kids shut up slave karma from my band, the Noble Liars.
	Right on.
	They send a shout out to friends James S.K., Double Dirk Diggler in Saskatoon, the Paris of Canada, who turned me on to the show a few years ago when I first started listening.
	I knew instantly I would be hooked on the top-notch infotainment.
	I never thought I would have to send you so much damn money, but I'm proud to have reached this achievement.
	So far, I've only been able to get three other people hooked.
	including my sister, Tight End.
	uh But I wear my...
	What?
	Tight end, yeah.
	That's his sister.
	That's his sister.
	But I wear my No Agenda shirts and display stickers.
	Okay, let's give him a...
	He wants a whole bone.
	What does he want here?
	He wants a karma.
	Shut up, slave.
	He wants a shut up, slave kid.
	Shut up, slave.
	Yeah, he deserves it.
	Good job, Roll S.K. You've got karma.
	And tight end and Roll S.K. are going wild in the chat room.
	John Tirada in Pasadena becomes a knight with his 69-69, adding the note because he doesn't want to have to do more voice overall auditions.
	Thank you.
	I did another one, John.
	I did another one.
	Hold on.
	69-69!
	That ends our 69-69.
	You know what?
	I did one.
	I did it without you.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	Thinking that you'd get the job because I was a lousy director?
	Yeah, that's exactly what was going through my mind.
	It's possible.
	But they sent me an example of how to do it, which I thought was quite novel.
	Wait a minute, hold on a second.
	If they have an example of exactly how to do it, won't they just use the example?
	Well, I don't know.
	This is a very good question.
	It just seems to me.
	Here's how we want you to do it.
	And then they do it.
	Well, don't use that.
	Well, shall I play you the example and then play you what I did?
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right, hold on a second.
	Here's the example.
	It may just be a demo example.
	I'm not quite sure.
	It's a video, so it just has to open up here on the screen.
	Here it comes.
	Oh, come on.
	Go.
	Really?
	You just show up a year later looking all irresistible?
	The one and only McRib is back for a limited time.
	Grab your chance to try one.
	I won't let you go.
	More juicy goodness to love.
	Okay, could you hear that?
	Yeah, what's it for?
	What's it for?
	The McDonald's McRib.
	Oh.
	All right.
	So, of course, I'm only doing the male part.
	So here's the male part.
	Adam Curry, McDonald's TV, AVO, for the McRib.
	I can already see the guys like, next.
	Oh, alright, we'll listen to him then.
	The one and only McRib is back for a limited time.
	Grab your chance to try one.
	More juicy goodness to love.
	Can you imagine if I would be the more juicy goodness to love guy?
	I think I nailed it!
	More juicy goodness to love.
	That's right.
	More juicy.
	Take a shower, you grease.
	More juicy goodness to love.
	Hey, now.
	Well, hey, it's a McDonald's.
	You know, Mickey went, oh, yeah, that's tens of thousands of dollars.
	Yeah, Mickey went, that's national.
	It's like, yes.
	Yes, it is national.
	Thank you.
	If only more juicy goodness to love.
	I just hope I could be that guy.
	Hi, I'm Adam Curry.
	More juicy goodness to love.
	You can just do that anyway.
	We'll call you that from now on.
	That's just going to be my handle.
	Hi, I'm Adam Moore, juicy goodness to love.
	Curry?
	All right, finish this up so I can get back to my auditions.
	William Powers in Kansas City, Missouri, 67, 78.
	Livia Aguiar Kuhn something or other.
	Oh, come on.
	You can do better than that.
	It's from Brazil.
	Livia Aguiar Kuhn.
	Kuhn.
	Cunha.
	It's got to be something other than...
	It's not Cunha.
	Well, it's Cunha.
	Livia Aguiar Cunha.
	Livia.
	Livia.
	Anyways, in the Amazon, apparently.
	In Brazil.
	So that's a Portuguese name, so it's pronounced differently.
	Livia.
	It's a she.
	Sorry.
	And she's going to be smoking hot from Brazil.
	She's going to be beautiful.
	Yeah, they're a pretty good looking woman there.
	Yeah.
	5555.
	I've been listening to the show for a while thanks to my cute Dutch boyfriend who introduced me to the No Agenda.
	Hello.
	First of all, I want to say to John that despite all his attempts to convince romantic men don't be romantic, my baby still have bought loots of candles for us.
	Scented.
	Lots.
	I think he means lots.
	I mean, is it not enough?
	You guys have got me out of the Matrix to see this freaking real world we all live in.
	Now, John also wants to get my baby out of my magic.
	Shame on you, Dvorak.
	Shame on you!
	Meanwhile, since Adam told my boyfriend in Amsterdam that I'm a keeper...
	Oh, I know who she is.
	Yeah, she'd keep her.
	Hell yeah!
	I think he really believed that.
	So thank you, Adam Curry.
	The guy really listens to you.
	I wish lots of candles and romance for you and Mickey.
	Lovely, beautiful woman, she adds.
	Please keep doing the great work you guys do.
	I wish I could do more to support the show.
	Love you guys.
	I want to listen to the great drone song, not a jingle.
	I know what she means.
	So first of all, she came with her lovely Dutch boyfriend producer.
	They came to our bachelor party.
	Remember we had a whole table of no agenda producers?
	Right, right, right.
	And she, John, smoking.
	Smoking.
	This is so nice, Livia.
	Thank you so much.
	I'm going to throw in some karma for you and your boyfriend with your candles.
	You've got...
	Yeah, don't burn the place down and that'll be the end of that.
	Tom Darien, or Sir Tom, from you guys, in parts unknown.
	He's in Japan.
	He's in the Navy.
	He's a sailor in the greatest Navy in the world.
	I would assume that's our Navy.
	I was deployed most of the first half of the year without a daily commute.
	I fell way behind in the shows.
	When I got back, I listened to the last three shows and kept current.
	While waiting for new shows, I listened to the ones missed.
	This is our advice, currently in May.
	Why?
	Because of the entertainment value and the weird time travel effect.
	Woo!
	Here is the five years and many more.
	Karma for my fellow sailors who celebrated the Navy's birthday on the 13th of October.
	Karma coming up for you.
	You've got karma.
	Wait, we've got to give them the, you know, when you're listening to this episode.
	Wow.
	Hello.
	Welcome back.
	Daniel Rudin in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	So you think that money's the root of all evil?
	Have you ever asked what is the root of money?
	Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
	Michael Lavers in Reno, Nevada Nuts, 5440.
	No comment.
	Justin Jovic in Parts Unknown, 5168.
	Anonymous in New Cumberland, Pennsylvania, 5150.
	Can't afford it at the moment, but just can't afford to lose the show.
	Thank you.
	Hugo Aguiar in Kurtiba, somewhere.
	Where would that be?
	I don't know.
	Anyway, keep up with the good work.
	He's in Brazil, too.
	Hey, but the Brazilians are checking in.
	Good, good.
	We need the Brazilians.
	You know what?
	Maybe we should take the Hot Pocket Show to Brazil.
	If we got a lot of Brazilian listeners, I would money.
	That would be the end of us.
	What?
	Go on.
	You know what they got in Brazil?
	She-mails.
	Hello.
	They got those in New York.
	Just take a quick trip there.
	Not like Brazil, buddy.
	Not like Brazil.
	Ask for a travel to China Karma and a Shishuan Wu.
	Shishuan Wu.
	Come on.
	Here we go.
	Shishuan Wu.
	Shishuan Wu.
	You've got Karma.
	Let's go into China, yes.
	Mark Gregory in Albany, New York, 50.
	Brett Farrell, Oklahoma City, 50.
	Anonymous in Maryland, 50.
	The guy's been listening for a short amount of time, but I wish I had checked out No Agenda earlier, of course.
	All this drunk Diane Sawyer talk reminded me of a trial related to Watergate in 2002 where G. Gordon Liddy claimed that Sawyer worked as a high-class prostitute for DC elites.
	What?
	I like this.
	I can see Liddy saying something like that.
	It may or may not be true.
	I can see her doing it.
	Not sure if you knew it already, but I thought I'd share the story with you along with 50 bucks so Curry can sleep better.
	Keep the theories coming.
	Hold on a second.
	There's a link.
	There's a link you put in the show notes.
	No, I got it.
	For the Baltimore Sun, which talks about the prostitution ring.
	And Gert van Treep, 50.
	Gert van Treep.
	Yes.
	Good job.
	50.
	And that will be our donor segment for today's show.
	460, and we've got 461 coming up, and I hope that people can keep up the pace here and keep us happily reading news stories that nobody else wants to look at.
	Can I ask you a question?
	So I see two donations from a producer.
	I'm not going to mention his name because I think that's...
	Do people do this?
	He did a $49.99 and a $42.42.
	Is that because he really wants to support the show?
	He just wants to be anonymous?
	Is that what he's doing?
	Yeah, well, that's the maximum anonymous donation.
	Okay, great.
	Got it.
	Well, that's really smart, then.
	I like what he did there.
	Well, thank you.
	You know who you are.
	That's really appreciated.
	A couple of make goods, John.
	Alex Honefeld writes, hello, Adam.
	Oh, wait.
	I'm sorry.
	This is a long-time 33, 33 monthly donor, and he wants a birthday call out for $11.15.
	Which is actually on Thursday, so we'll do that on Thursday.
	But he says, if John can produce my name correctly, I'll hit him in the mouth with a 50.
	So it's Alex Schoenfeld.
	Alex Schoenfeld?
	Perfect.
	Good job.
	Good job.
	And then Brian...
	Byrar, who we've definitely had on the list before, for some reason, and we're just taking his word for it, of course.
	I'm donating again, since my 6969 donation was inappropriate at the time.
	He says that we didn't read his...
	Swazilov donation note.
	So I'll read it.
	And apparently he donated again.
	Either it's not coming through or PayPal ate it, but Buzzkill Jr.
	and I agreed we should just read this because Byrar is definitely good for it.
	Donate again since you thought my use of the 6969 donation was inappropriate.
	This time I'll take the Swazen of Karma straight up.
	My wife gets stressed while we are trying to sell our house.
	Getting the house sold would have the same effect.
	I felt like I was in the spirit of the thing.
	If not, this donation should restore balance to the universe.
	John was curious what buyrar.com is.
	We distribute...
	RAR and WinRAR products for North America.
	R-A-R. What is that?
	I'm offering a $5 discount to Noagenda?
	No, what's RAR? It's a very famous compression scheme.
	It's mostly in Linux.
	Right.
	That's how they also distribute albums on BitTorrent, I think.
	You can.
	No, I think a lot of BitTorrent albums are RAR. Well, it could be.
	I'm offering a $5 discount to Noagenda listeners through the end of this year.
	Just use the code Noagenda5.
	By the way, apparently the BitTorrent guy is working on a scheme for streaming...
	Like our podcast.
	Right.
	In such a way that when people start to subscribe to the stream, they all contribute to each other.
	It's funny because I've actually set the...
	I did something on this.
	We called it chaining.
	I did this in 19...
	No, in 2000, we started with this.
	But then once the...
	See, it's really weird.
	Once the CDNs came in and took over kind of the business...
	A lot of people just gave up on stuff.
	Because in order to effectively distribute a popular program, you either need great producers and resources like we have with Mr.
	Oil, Void Zero, Sir Gitmo Slave.
	They steal these resources or they pay for it.
	I don't ask where it comes from.
	Or you just give up because you can't afford a CDN. You see?
	So this is why there aren't many best podcasts in the universe that are really distributed widely because it's so hard to have a large audience of people downloading because the prices are outrageous.
	This is how the squeeze gets put on us even.
	So I'd love to see this.
	Who's the guy that's doing this?
	The BitTorrent guy.
	We're in San Francisco.
	I can't remember his name.
	Great guy.
	I talked to him a couple times.
	What's his name again?
	I don't know.
	Look him up.
	Look up BitTorrent.
	His name crops right up.
	It's...
	No, I know this guy.
	Come on.
	We know that.
	Bram Cohen.
	That's who it is.
	Yeah, Bram.
	That guy.
	That's cool.
	That'd be nice.
	So anyway, we'll give Byrar.com a karma there, and thank you for the special offer for No Agenda Producers.
	You've got karma.
	And we would love to see you...
	What are you doing?
	About what?
	You're hitting stuff.
	You're tapping stuff.
	Instead of clicking a pen, what do you have this time?
	Yeah, that's rather annoying.
	What is that?
	It's annoying?
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	That happens to be a dongle.
	Here, let me try.
	When you're talking, okay, you go ahead and just talk, and I'll see...
	Gee, hey, John.
	I don't understand how you can even hear some of this stuff.
	What?
	Oh, I'm just doing a podcast with my buddy.
	I'm very, very interested in what he has to say.
	Throughout the entire show, whenever I'm talking, all I hear is you doing...
	I'm fidgety.
	What can I tell you?
	I need to be in a soundproof room.
	That's the problem.
	I'm going to soundproof this place.
	It's your birthday, birthday.
	On no agenda.
	We have two today, both coming from Joan Donafray, long-time producer of the program.
	Well, not only producer, but she actually will become a dame in a moment.
	She says happy birthday to her son, Max.
	He turned 12 on the 7th.
	And happy birthday to her husband, who does not listen to the show, but she loves him anyway.
	He will be celebrating on the 14th.
	Happy birthday from your buddies here at the No Agenda Show!
	All right, quite the list, John.
	Everyone is getting in on the opportunity to still receive their No Agenda knight ring or dame ring, as it so be, before the end of the year.
	Because after that, that will end, since it's probably the worst idea we ever had.
	It's so expensive to give everyone these beautiful rings.
	The time-consuming process is the problem, especially with some of the overseas people in the UK who never get the ring because it gets stolen in the mail, or Canada would never get the ring because it gets stolen in the mail.
	I mean, there are some places where the mail doesn't work.
	In the United States, where it does work, we're trying to close it down.
	It's unbelievable to me.
	By the way, I just want to say, Mr.
	Oil actually does pay for...
	Of course, Mr.
	Oil is apparently independently wealthy.
	He's probably running Goldman Sachs.
	And then Void Zero, Mark, does all the server stuff.
	He doesn't get paid anything.
	And all he gets is shit from everybody.
	It doesn't work.
	It doesn't download.
	And the guy's up 20.
	Every time we publish the show, he's awake for 48 hours just trying to make it work.
	And Gitmo Slave, well, he's like running all the streaming infrastructure.
	He's ops.
	And have you ever gotten a bill from these guys, John?
	No.
	And why is that?
	Because the loyal listeners, the show is largely based on the donation model.
	We are.
	Thank you.
	That's my point.
	Grab your blade, because we're going to thank a couple of people who can't do infrastructure.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on.
	I dropped it.
	Okay, here it is.
	I got it.
	Sorry.
	You've got to be careful, man.
	All right, here we go.
	Jason Andrews, Michael Studjahar, David Bierce, Joan Donofrey, Roll S.K., and John Tirada.
	Please step forward.
	All of you have contributed to the best podcast in the universe.
	The amount of $1,000 or more, we could not be more thankful for that.
	And I therefore pronounce the all members of the No Agenda Roundtable for the Knights and Dames.
	Please welcome Sir Jason, Sir Michael, Sir David, Dame Joan, Sir Roll S.K., and Sir John Tirada.
	Welcome to the No Agenda Night table.
	Hookers and blow, rent boys and chardonnay.
	We've got wenches and beer, hot pants and booze.
	We've got Ruben S. Women and rosé.
	And, of course, geishas and sake for you as a token of our appreciation.
	I do that from memory, by the way.
	No.
	I sure do.
	Really?
	Uh-huh.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know why?
	Because we're the best podcast in the universe.
	Yeah, but I don't want to play the jingle again.
	Yes, that's exactly why.
	We are the best podcast.
	Some show just playing that jingle constantly.
	I'm telling you, that's the new donation level.
	That was the funniest crap ever.
	Alright, so we've got a lot to cover here, John.
	We had a drone strike in America.
	What, did one of the things crash in someone's house?
	No, we had an actual drone strike.
	Drone was...
	Well, I'll play it for you.
	Here is the news report from Indianapolis.
	Here are some of the first images live from Chopper 13 HD of the destruction at the neighborhood there on the south side.
	This explosion last night, shortly after 11 o'clock, leveled two homes, and presumably that's what we're looking at is just what's left of the debris and the flattened foundations of those two homes that are now gone.
	There has been serious damage to the adjacent homes.
	We understand two of the homes nearby have burned, and then as many as two dozen homes in this subdivision.
	Okay, so you have to hear the rest of this report, which I love the dramatic music they This is a local Indianapolis station.
	This happened yesterday.
	When you look at the video, everything's been evacuated.
	The entire neighborhood is evacuated.
	Two houses, not just blown to smithereens, John, but an actual crater in the ground.
	And when you hear the report, Department of Homeland Security's there.
	The gas company says, well, we don't know.
	It could have been a gas.
	We don't know if it was ours.
	This is, without a doubt, the first confirmed...
	Internal U.S. national drone strike.
	Listen to the report and you'll hear everything that's missing for this to be a natural gas explosion.
	Our damage, everything from the home actually being lifted off its foundation.
	It was lifted off its foundation.
	To a broken window.
	We're hearing reports throughout the neighborhood as you drive through.
	It looks like garage doors have been punched in with a large fist and many of the garage doors have been knocked off their hinges.
	And one thing that you should note, you do not see many people there in that neighborhood, and that's because police, firefighters, investigators, Homeland Security, ATF, all keeping everyone out of that neighborhood.
	ATF, Department of Homeland Security, this is not just your typical little gas explosion, okay?
	We're talking about 200 people that have been evacuated from their homes.
	A lot of them had to stay with friends and family overnight.
	And some of them stayed at an elementary school, Mary Bryan Elementary School, as they needed help after having to leave their home.
	Now, as to how this happened, that question we're still trying to figure out this morning.
	We spoke with Citizens Gas earlier this morning here on Weekend Sunrise.
	And they tell us that a gas leak is possible in that area, but they have not been able to confirm that because they cannot get to the site of that explosion.
	And that is what you are looking at.
	That is on Field Fairway near Alcona Drive.
	And that's in the Richmond Hill subdivision on the south side of Indianapolis.
	Okay, so it is second half of the show, but I feel very strongly about this.
	It's not just Stargate stuff or anything else.
	It is my belief that the intended targets for this drone strike were the U.S. Army Resource Services in Indianapolis and also the U.S. Defense Financing and Accounting Services, And that something went wrong and that this is just more of the same war that's going on now within the military-industrial complex.
	We have to do whatever we can to hide the crazy amounts of money that are being stolen every single day by huge companies and douchebags in Washington, D.C. and the general Potomac area.
	And they intended to blow up the records, the actual financing and accounting, but, you know, whatever, it didn't go right.
	And if you just look at these pictures, and you can also compare them to the new DroneStagram, which is, this is a great website, dronestagram.tumblr.com.
	Someone is now posting pictures of drone strikes on Tumblr.
	This is how leaky this whole operation is.
	And we are now droning targets in the United States.
	Indianapolis first confirmed drone target in the United States.
	Missed, but we're never going to hear the actual reason for this explosion.
	Yeah, well, the problem I have with it is that where the drone strike information comes from, our website's, in fact, the top one when you do a search is lunaticoutpost.com, which is like, you know, and the guy calls it a drone strike, and I don't know.
	I'm not...
	Oh, I haven't even looked...
	Where's the double tap?
	Well, we didn't have any, we didn't have any, anyone that, you know, there's no one on the street.
	What am I hearing?
	Oh, something weird there.
	There's no one to go clean the people up.
	The two people who were killed were just blown up.
	And there's no other insurgents walking around.
	Seriously, what is the name of the website you found?
	Because I did not get this from any...
	Lunatic Outpost.
	I did not get this from any...
	.com.
	Well, if you type in the Indianapolis Explosion Drone Strike, you get that.
	Okay.
	Well, let me then at least give you some...
	I mean, I find it suspicious that there's a big explosion around the facilities you named.
	Yeah, you just went hydrogen on me?
	Not for any parent reason.
	Well, didn't you just go to lunaticoutpost.com?
	No, no, no.
	I've been on that for a while.
	This is one of the sites that's got some video that must be running in the background.
	Can you just say, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	I'm here for your gold?
	Rebooting.
	Just say it, man.
	Come on, say it.
	Ah, you pussy.
	Can't believe he wouldn't say it.
	Anyway, is he rebooting?
	What is he doing?
	That would be funny if he said that.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	I'm here for your gold.
	I want your gold.
	Well, I'll play a little song then while we're waiting for John.
	Yeah, I got you.
	Are you there?
	And let me fix this one thing.
	It's weird that it does all this resetting of all the...
	You know, I'm not going to say it again.
	I'm not going to say you need to update your drivers or anything like that.
	I'm just not going to do it.
	No, no, no.
	I'm not going to do it.
	What does updating my drivers got to do with Mumble all of a sudden going back to all its defaults?
	Because the driver is so old, Mumble doesn't even know how to talk to it.
	I got a new machine coming in.
	It's being built by one of our knights.
	And you can't blame me for having old crap.
	Okay.
	He volunteered.
	I said, you know, I put these machines together, but when I build one, I keep it on play.
	I mean, this is an XP machine.
	I agree.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Go back.
	Keywords.
	Keywords.
	When I build one.
	Could you just go back to that part of your statement?
	When I build one.
	When you build one what?
	I tend to keep them.
	When you build what?
	A machine.
	Is this machine home-built, John?
	Yeah.
	Do you ever fly with people who say, yeah, I made that airplane myself.
	It was a kit.
	Oh, well, this isn't going to crash and burn.
	Well, case in point...
	So we missed something really good before the election.
	We don't miss anything.
	Yeah, we did.
	President Obama did a hangout on Google.
	No.
	Yeah, he did a hangout.
	Oh, yeah, no, I knew this.
	But it was so long and boring that I didn't watch it.
	Did you watch it?
	No, of course not.
	He talked about drones, and I wanted to just play this so that you can hear the megalomaniac at work.
	Well, Steve, I can't hear you right now.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	There you go.
	I wanted to explain the reference to the New York Times just because the story today focused on the use of drones in Iraq, actually.
	Well, you know, that story, I think, was a little overwritten.
	The truth of the matter is we're not engaging in a bunch of drone attacks inside of Iraq.
	No, because we're doing it in Pakistan.
	There's some surveillance to make sure that our embassy compound is protected.
	As a general proposition, the question that was posed, I want to make sure that people understand, actually, drones have not caused a huge number of civilian casualties.
	For the most part, they have been very precise precision strikes against al-Qaeda and their affiliates.
	And we are very careful in terms of how it's been applied.
	So I think that there's this perception somehow that When someone says something and they're so precise about it, they say, well, it's not like...
	Here's an example.
	Hey, it's not like we're two guys doing a podcast over the internet.
	Right?
	You know what I mean?
	Have you ever heard someone do that?
	So they're actually telling you exactly what it is?
	They're telling you the truth, but then they just say, you know, it's like, hey, we're not like two guys who talk about news twice a week.
	Right?
	You've heard that done, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Listen to the President do it consistently, and he is a beauty.
	We're just sending in a whole bunch of strikes willy-nilly.
	Willy-nilly!
	We're not just the whole guys sending in a whole bunch of strikes willy-nilly.
	This is a targeted, focused effort at people who are on a list of active terrorists who are trying to go in and harm Americans, hit American facilities, American bases, and so on. hit American facilities, American bases, and so on.
	It is important for everybody to understand that this thing is kept on a very tight leash.
	He has the predator on a very tight leash, John.
	It's not a bunch of folks in a room somewhere just making decisions.
	It's not a bunch of folks in a room somewhere making decisions.
	That's exactly what it is.
	That's exactly what they say it is.
	That's exactly.
	It's not just a bunch of folks with a list sitting in a room making a bunch of decisions.
	Are you crazy?
	And it is also part and parcel of our overall authority when it comes to battling Al-Qaeda.
	Ooh, did you hear that?
	It is part and parcel of our overall authority.
	Authority granted by whom?
	Granted by the executive order that I just gave you.
	We are under a national emergency, John.
	Do you see how this works?
	Do you see how it works?
	I have two words for you.
	Predator drones.
	Ah!
	You will never see it coming.
	You think I'm joking?
	No.
	All right.
	That's it.
	First Predator drone strike in the United States, Indianapolis.
	I'm calling it now.
	Hear me now, believe me later.
	Yeah.
	So...
	No, yeah.
	I'm not buying it.
	Oh, no.
	I'm sorry.
	The pedophile paperclip.
	No, that's the truth.
	I'm not buying that either.
	Actually, I am buying that one.
	I just thought it would distract you enough to get your attention.
	Actually, I'm buying that one.
	So, something's going on in China.
	With the Chiners?
	Yeah, there was a report.
	I've got a small clip, which is, there was a huge package.
	I didn't want to clip the whole thing.
	It was too long.
	But they were visiting with people that lived in cellars and basements, and they're all over China and not getting paid a lot of money.
	China preppers?
	Clippers, yeah, China clippers.
	No, China preppers.
	And then, this is on the Chinese news outlet, so you have to know as part of a propaganda scheme, why are the Chinese emphasizing the income gap?
	And they're making a big deal out of it.
	So something is going to be up with the people, the rich people in China, it seems to me, very similar to Obama coming right out after the election saying, we're taxing the rich, even though they know it doesn't really make a big, won't make a dent in anything, but they're just going after the money.
	Income gap in China, if you can understand her, You'll see what I'm talking about that must be followed.
	There are still more than 100 million people living on $1 a day in a country that is home to the second largest number of billionaires behind the United States.
	And let's say despite the fact that China has seen a phenomenal economic rise, but there has been a slowdown.
	And because of that, many people are feeling more frustrated about the income gaps between the half and the half nots.
	This is the Celebrity Girl, isn't it?
	No, this is another one, but she would say the same thing.
	The Celebrity Girl is an anchor.
	This is a reporter.
	And she was out there doing this report, and I'm thinking, well, obviously this is China TV, so this is all government stuff.
	So they're promoting, they're bitching about the dollar a day for 100 million people while there are billionaires.
	Yeah.
	So I'm just pointing this out because I think it's something we have to start watching because something is...
	Well, I think it's a worldwide push.
	Is that what you're taking?
	Yeah, it's a possibility that maybe the...
	I'm not sure.
	It's either new wealth or people aren't getting in line with the elites.
	I don't know what it is, but I just found the whole report to be very fishy.
	I don't know.
	I'm just throwing it out there.
	Well, it would make sense that there's an overall kind of...
	Yeah, I mean, wait a minute.
	What am I saying?
	Of course, it's the elites.
	They're all in the same game.
	They're all, like, screwing the little people.
	It doesn't matter if they're China or America.
	They're all together.
	Eating their baby Luna bars.
	Drinking their infant blood.
	Yeah, we know what's up with them.
	Meanwhile, another unreported thing that said, you know about what's going on in Argentina?
	Isn't there?
	Well, I believe Ms.
	Kirshner is getting thrown out.
	Is she not?
	Well, there's a lot of borderline, one step away from rioting going on with these huge demonstrations, even though when you see it, it looks like at least a million people.
	But they kind of downplayed it on this particular news report, but I didn't even know about this.
	And finally, we head to Argentina, where thousands have been out on the streets of the capital, Buenos Aires, in the country's biggest anti-government protests in years.
	Most say President Cristina Fernandez is to blame for rising rates of inflation, crime and corruption.
	CCTV's Brian Barnes reports.
	Hundreds of thousands protested in Buenos Aires Thursday in a massive demonstration against Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner.
	It was the third and largest such gathering in the past five months and brought Argentines together to denounce corruption, crime, and inflation.
	We can't enjoy anything.
	We can't go out to eat or buy anything because our money does not last.
	Right.
	So what happened, of course, is her husband, it was the...
	They basically did what is now happening to America in Argentina.
	And then he died, unfortunately.
	And then she just took over.
	She became president, which was really strange.
	Right.
	And now she wants to change the Constitution so she can get re-elected.
	It's like Eva Peron.
	Right.
	This fractal is ludicrous.
	Yeah.
	Husband dies, wife takes over, and then she becomes a dictator.
	Yeah.
	This is exactly what Mickey's going to do on the show.
	She'll be dictating you, telling you what to do.
	I think she does that now.
	And another dictator, Assad, has been interviewed exclusively by RT. Surprise, surprise.
	And he basically, did you hear his little quote here?
	He threw down the gauntlet to the international community.
	An exclusive interview with RT. Syrian President Bashar Assad said that if Western states decided to intervene, the whole world would suffer the consequences.
	I think the price of this invasion, if it's happened, is going too big, more than the whole world can afford.
	Because if you have problems in Syria and you are the last stronghold of secularism and stability in the region and coexistence, let's say, it will have a domino effect that affects the world from the Atlantic to the Pacific and, you know, the implication on the rest of the world.
	I don't think The West is going in that regard.
	That's kind of interesting.
	He's basically saying they're not going to do anything here because that will mess everything up.
	That's pretty arrogant.
	Yeah, it's pretty arrogant.
	Do you think it's amusing?
	I mean, I find it to be slightly some sort of sense of humor.
	Whoever taught him English taught him English with a lisp as a gag.
	Yeah.
	If only they'd slipped in celebratis.
	I just think it's funny that you...
	Let's teach some people English, but let's make sure they all have this outrageous lisp.
	Give them a lisp.
	No, that's the way you pronounce the word.
	Yeah, I can't even do the...
	No, you can't do it, but I can't do it.
	Now, do you remember we looked at the Red Square movement Yeah, I do remember that.
	Now, what was our take on that?
	I don't remember anything about it.
	I just remember it.
	Okay.
	I have to look it up in the red book.
	I think it's in the book.
	Right.
	I think the Red Square Movement, these are the students in Quebec who started the protests against the government.
	And who would be, and were quite successful, I think, at, you know, making a mess of things.
	Right, they actually influenced the elections in Canada.
	Right.
	So now they have a new, there's a new initiative, and here in the United States, and I didn't, I didn't realize at first, I saw the video, I'm like, well, this is kind of interesting, but then I noticed that everyone was wearing a red square patch in the video, so then, you know, obviously now I figure out, It's a part of the Red Square movement.
	It is called the Rolling Jubilee.
	Are you familiar with the Rolling Jubilee?
	No, I am not.
	Okay.
	So the Rolling Jubilee, which I think you can find at rollingjubilee.org, is a bailout of the people by the people.
	The video.
	The 99% is under attack.
	Since real wages haven't gone up since the 70s, we've had to use credit cards and debt.
	To make ends meet.
	Meanwhile, Wall Street is making millions off these loans.
	They're getting rich by keeping the rest of us in debt and overworked.
	Wall Street has rigged the system against us.
	They committed fraud and still got bailed out.
	Walking away from their debts and leaving us to pick up the tab.
	They buy off our government, manipulate the interest rates, cook the books, and fake the paperwork.
	All so they can profit from our monthly payments.
	The debts we have are not legitimate.
	We shouldn't be forced into debt to cover basic needs like health care, housing, and education.
	We need a jubilee, a clean slate, a cancellation of debts for the 99%.
	Here's how we're going to do it.
	In America, banks sell debt on this shadowy market full of debt buyers.
	Debt collectors then turn around and try to extort the full amount from us.
	That's where the Rolling Jubilee comes in.
	It raises money to buy the debt.
	But instead of collecting on the debts we buy, we're going to abolish it.
	Poof.
	So it's probably the most boring video ever produced, and the music is like some stock crap they got in the...
	Yeah, no, it's definitely some socialist that's so bad.
	Yeah, it's terrible.
	Why is it that when people have a kind of a groovy...
	When socialists have kind of a groovy idea, why does the production always suck?
	Is that something you learn in commie camp?
	Because the idea is...
	Now that you mention it, I don't see slick...
	You're right.
	It sucks.
	It's the only way you can describe it.
	It has a lot to do with the groupthink mentality and, oh, you know, we can't do that because it might offend somebody.
	Oh, I don't like the kind of music.
	Oh, I don't like these jump cuts that might confuse someone.
	That's the whole point.
	That's how we do it in media.
	We jump cut to confuse you and shove some information in there.
	You've got to fight fire with fire.
	So anyway, the Jubilee begins November 15th with The People's Bailout, a variety show and telethon in New York City.
	Which, you know, just based upon what I'm hearing here, is going to suck.
	It's going to be like Lollapalooza or something.
	No, Lollapalooza.
	No, the lesbian version.
	Yes, because who's on this?
	Janine Garofalo.
	You nailed it.
	Nailed it.
	Yeah, you nailed it.
	Liz Winstead.
	I don't know who she is.
	Max Silvestri.
	No idea.
	Let me see if there's another.
	The Yes Men.
	Okay, those guys are pretty funny.
	Jeff Magnum of Neutral Milk Hotel.
	This is going to suck.
	You need someone good in here.
	Members of Healthcare for the 99%, Occupy Faith, and many more.
	See, they get a good idea, because we've talked about a jubilee, a debt jubilee, and I kind of like the idea of collecting money to then bail out the people.
	The idea is okay, leveraging 10 to 1, But, you know, Max Silvestri, really?
	Who are these people?
	Janine Garofalo?
	This is not how you get a movement going, people.
	That's too bad.
	They do have a good idea, which I think we should...
	Janine Garofalo.
	Yeah, you nailed it on that.
	The angry white woman.
	So here's a great idea.
	They have this thing called Donate Your Account.
	And they're doing it all wrong.
	So the idea is tweet for us.
	I just had a great idea.
	What if someone made a little Twitter app, like a thing that you give Twitter permission to use, and then just like our bat signal, when we send one tweet, we could send it through thousands of people's accounts.
	Like a multiplier.
	Yeah, that would be a good way to propagate the formula.
	That's an idea, right?
	Yeah.
	Because lots of people have 1,000 or 2,000 followers.
	So if we get 1,000 people or 1,000 followers, if my math is correct, that's a million, right?
	Yeah.
	And we'd have to be careful not to abuse it, but it could be really cool, I think.
	So we just need someone to create that little app.
	I think it's possible.
	Well, it's like I've been telling people to please repost the show on their blog.
	Yeah, how's that working out?
	Not.
	I don't know anyone that's done it.
	Exactly.
	It doesn't work out at all.
	All right, then I'll wrap up my end with some Agenda 2021 stuff.
	We got a note about the weather satellites from our producer, Vaginel.
	Not his real name, apparently.
	Quick note about the story that weather satellites are dying.
	I don't have firsthand knowledge, but my first cousin does, and he's been talking about this for years.
	He designs models to predict hurricanes for NOAA and is one of the smarter people you'll ever meet.
	He also thinks anthropomorphic climate change is BS for what it's worth.
	Apparently, there are a couple of key specialized satellites that measure temperatures at the surface.
	if memory serves, that are important input into the models.
	They are on their last legs and would leave us blind, modeling-wise, if they die.
	And then I'm thinking, well, of course.
	So I questioned the idea that weather satellites were going away.
	These aren't just any weather satellites.
	These are the weather satellites that are part of the scam.
	So if we're going to have to prove somehow that surface temperatures are going up...
	We want to get rid of anything that just proves the bullshit.
	Yeah, we want to get rid of that stuff.
	So, of course, that makes total sense.
	Now I'm on board.
	Now I believe it.
	But the thing that's really happening is everyone is now talking about Superstorm Hurricane Sandy as proof.
	Fact.
	I mean...
	Science!
	Science!
	That global warming climate change is taking place and we are crazy to ignore it.
	Top of the list here, putting it in our faces, is Democracy Now!
	Were you disappointed, Jeff Masters, that in the three presidential debates that tens of millions of people were watching, the issue of climate change did not arise?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Climate change has become the new Voldemort of our times, that which cannot be named.
	And it's ridiculous that we can't talk about a subject that's directly influencing our lives now and will continue to do so even more strongly in the future.
	I see Superstorm Sandy here as kind of a wake-up call coming the week before the election.
	This is the new meme, John.
	It's back.
	Wake-up call.
	It's a wake-up call.
	Superstorm Sandy.
	Superstorm Sandy.
	Wake-up call.
	Hey America!
	Hey politicians!
	Hey America!
	Pay attention to this.
	We're experiencing an unusual number of very rare meteorological events.
	Rare meteorological events?
	And they're probably not all due to just random variations in the weather.
	We do expect...
	Because, you know, weather is now climate, apparently.
	Extreme events of this nature to increase in the future, and we should be paying attention to the fact that we've had a very large number of these billion-dollar sorts of disasters in recent years.
	This is bullcrap!
	We have not had a large number of these disasters in recent years.
	Can you name them?
	Two.
	Which one?
	Katrina?
	Which was, what, four or five years ago in this thing?
	And then there's always the normal tornadoes in Tornado Alley, but that's not anything like this.
	But this is not a large...
	This happens every year.
	There's not a large number of events.
	And Katrina was not because of a hurricane.
	It was because of shoddy infrastructure.
	It was the levees.
	Yeah, through the dykes.
	Yeah, those damn dykes.
	I'm wondering, Greg Jones is a climate scientist here at the Southern Oregon...
	Can you stop for a second?
	Stop, stop.
	If you watch Democracy Now enough to know the way she does her thing, I'm going to start doing this on our show.
	You know Adam Curry, I'm going to start talking about something, and then Adam Curry, I'm going to stop talking about it, Adam Curry.
	Yes, John C. DeVore.
	But I think you need to give me a title, because she does specifically, she doesn't just say his name, she gives his title.
	Hold on, let's listen to how she does that.
	I think it's a good idea.
	A very large number of these billion-dollar sorts of disasters in recent years.
	All right, let's hear how she does it now.
	Hold on.
	I'm wondering Greg Jones is a climate scientist here at the Southern Oregon University.
	I'm wondering...
	You do that already!
	John C. Dvorak, constitutional scholar here at the Best Podcast in the Universe.
	I think it works.
	How are you going to address me from now on, John C. Dvorak, expert?
	Well, Adam Curry, a well-known crackpot.
	No, that doesn't sound nice.
	Okay, I got it.
	Okay, Adam Curry, well-known and fantastic government analyst.
	Legislation analyst.
	Legislation analyst.
	Yes.
	What do you think about that?
	Well, John C. Dvorak, a specialist in the fine arts of wine tasting, I think that if we're going to believe in the science of anthropogenic global warming, In the interregnum, we should then also be evaluating the science of nuclear energy as a possible solution.
	Well, Adam Curry, tall, blonde person who once lived in Holland, I can see why you'd like that, but then again, there's wind power.
	Being from Holland, you'd know that.
	Well, John C. Dvorak, he who had once said that there's no evidence that the mouse would actually be used by people...
	I'm sorry.
	That was a low blow.
	...in Ashland, if you find the same kind of silence around the issue of climate change.
	Sure.
	You know, right now it's really sad to see all of our political entities not approaching this in some way, shape, or form.
	It's not an electable issue.
	Not until the public sees it to be important enough to demand something more from both parties.
	It's really unfortunate, and I see it in my students as well.
	There's some apathy relative to both the weather and climate until the types of damage that a hurricane like this system can.
	I don't think that people wake up enough and see those kind of issues as being directly tied to what we do in the fossil fuel industry in terms of changing the climate, changing the surface of the earth and the oceans.
	Those are all very problematic issues and the parties just aren't there with it.
	So I would like to address the no agenda chat room Nazis.
	Please kick a wing load out.
	Thank you.
	Can I... Why are these douchebags even talking about this when we have the NDAA, which was never discussed in the debates, and which the people at the Democracy Now!
	show should be extremely upset about?
	Because they just saw a drone go into Indianapolis.
	They're too smart.
	They don't...
	What was that?
	Is that the train?
	Yeah.
	That's like a real train.
	Wow!
	Did they change something?
	I've never heard the train like that before.
	Are you in a different house?
	It just looked like a regular train, but it had a nice horn.
	No, of course the NDA was not discussed.
	We are being kept in total idiocy.
	And I will say, it is exactly the same retarded state that we are kept that also denies us the real information about nuclear power, the definition of sustainable energy.
	Well, the French know how to do that.
	So, I think we're off this topic.
	So, I do have an end of show clip if you want to play it.
	I'd love to play it.
	Well, let me explain it first.
	You said we're off the topic, but I was kind of...
	Oh, we are?
	You're still on the topic?
	I was kind of leading up to two last things on Agenda 21.
	The first is...
	Oh, right, right, right, right.
	Agenda 21.
	You know, I printed that thing out.
	Yeah, we know that.
	It filled up a room.
	So, according to Bloomberg, Bloomberg, so I'd call that a reasonably reliable source, President Obama is now considering introducing a tax on carbon emissions to help, of course, with our budget deficit.
	And as we calculated, as we played here with...
	This hasn't been reported.
	Really?
	Well, not, I mean, Bloomberg reported, but I don't remember seeing this anywhere.
	Yeah, so Douchebag Lagarde, remember she came out and she said, we have our guideline for $23 per metric ton of carbon dioxide?
	Yeah, I remember that.
	That is exactly the number that Bloomberg is now quoting.
	$23 per metric ton.
	Yeah, we'll never get past Congress.
	Well, we'll see.
	And as a part of the Agenda 21 initiative, for you, for your electric vehicle giblet that you're going to be doing, $300 The Fisker Karmas that were in Port Newark in New Jersey were destroyed by Superstorm Sandy, 17 of which just exploded into flames because of the salt water.
	They got wet.
	Yeah, they shored them out.
	This does not seem like a good thing.
	Are you going to drive one of these for your...
	The Fisker?
	Yeah.
	I'm going to try to get a hold of one.
	I can get you one real easy.
	What, from Jersey?
	Used.
	You know who did that deal with the $500 billion deal?
	I'm sorry, $500 million deal is Ray Lane.
	He did the deal with Ray Lane.
	Yeah.
	I can get you a Fisker.
	Okay.
	But you have to promise that you write really nice about it.
	I don't do that kind of thing.
	I just tell you my experiences.
	It looks like a pretty car.
	I'm sure it's fine.
	I'm not going to put my relationship on the line.
	No way.
	Screw you.
	Well, then screw you.
	Screw you.
	Tell me about your end of show clip.
	Alright, so I got an end of show clip, which is a piece of pandering, some of the worst reporting I've ever seen, about how some woman played some sort of scam with the lottery, the California lottery, and won a million dollars.
	And the report, you have to listen to the report closely, she either found the ticket in the garbage, that's one part of the report, or Or the ticket was put aside by her friend at the store and they're all used tickets and you can play, it's called Second Chance or something like that.
	Or the ticket was given to her by the guy who lost originally and who wished her well.
	It is just a fawning...
	Horrible, poorly produced, inaccurately reported, feel-good story about some woman.
	And it's just all it's designed to do, three and a half minutes worth, to get people to go spend crazy money on these stupid lottery tickets, which have a 50% payout.
	So instead of that, please support your podcast, The Best One in the Universe, No Agenda, and we will bring you more great news, analysis, and infotainment, more than you can shake a stick at, coming up on Thursday right here on the No Agenda podcast.
	Here in Austin, Texas, in the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We are beginning tonight in Pacific Grove with an unlikely millionaire.
	In fact, the woman you're about to meet was down on her luck, unemployed, struggling to make ends meet until she found a lottery ticket in the trash while her fortunes changed in a big hurry.
	Action News reporter Brittany Nielsen joins us live now with her story.
	Well, Erin, this was a team effort by two Pacific Grove women.
	And the big winner, Carolyn, has been entering a thousand numbers a month on this program with these second chance scratchers.
	It's obviously paid off.
	Can't stop laughing about it.
	Yay!
	One million dollars.
	I really, really needed it.
	Last Friday, on her birthday, Carolyn Kennedy became a millionaire when she logged in to check her second chance scratcher numbers.
	Congratulations, you won.
	It said a number, but it didn't have any commas in it, and my eyesight's not that good, so I was trying to count the zeros, and it was really hard.
	She rushed to tell her favorite clerk, Frances, what happened.
	So I thought something was happening to my favorite girl, and then I realized that, oh, it's Caroline.
	I go, what?
	What happened?
	What happened?
	And she's like going, I want a million dollars!
	The win is in part thanks to Frances.
	She saves the non-winning scratchers customers throw away.
	Then Carolyn enters them online for another chance to win.
	Carolyn's been playing this for several years.
	I put lots of time and effort into this that I felt like was stupid, wasted time, but I wasn't working and I felt like I should be at least doing something that could possibly help me in my future.
	Carolyn says out of all the people who could have won off of one of these tickets, no one needed it more.
	I've been unemployed for three years.
	And I've been living on social services, and I have food stamps.
	I have two kids.
	I'm a single mom.
	I get no child support.
	Now she's planning to buy a car and braces for her kids.
	If I'm really careful, I can get my kids through college, and that's what I want to do.
	I want to pay back my mom.
	She's helped me out a lot through my really hard times.
	And she thought of her friend Frances, who's had hard times of her own.
	She's giving her $10,000.
	I have two grown children that Supporting me through all my hardship, and I'm going to give to them.
	I'm going to be really cautious and make sure that I'm not blown up.
	This is changing my life forever.
	Well, Carolyn believes she knows who it was that gave her this ticket, this ticket that she won on.
	And he told her, I hope you can win on it if I can't.
	And she says she's going to pay him back in kind and buy him a roll of $10 tickets.
	That's such a nice story, Brittany.
	I mean, it's such a feel-good story.
	Oh, they were bringing me to tears.
	They were so grateful and thankful.
	And it was just so nice to see them so appreciative and really need this money and put it to good use.
	Really need the money and share it with other people who need the money.
	And I love it.
	Braces and college.
	I loved it.
	I loved it.
	All right.
	Thank you, Brittany.
	Carolyn has won on two other lottery tickets in the past years for a total of $25,000.
	She says she's just lucky.

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