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	I can't watch that World Series because baseball at this level makes me nervous.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, October 31st, 2010.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 248.
	This is No Agenda.
	Preparing for pat-down resistance, and coming to you from the hilltop, Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center, give a donation west in the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where 248 is 2 times 2 is 4 times 2 is 8, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Well, in the morning to you, John.
	Did I do a little math?
	Yeah, I'm astounded how good you are.
	And in the morning to all ships at sea.
	And all the human resources out there.
	In the chat room, hope you're all charged up and ready to go.
	Should we do our Gitmo National Anthem, John, on this last day of the month, just to get everyone kind of charged up and ready?
	We might as well.
	Please all sing along.
	Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your Gitmo Nation National Anthem.
	You may sing along.
	In the morning, Gitmo Nation We are all charged up to be Human resources and servants In all lands and all ships at sea From the east to west,
	down under To the lowlands and beyond We are happy and distracted slaves.
	Hear our Kipo Nation song.
	It's the morning!
	I love it how everyone in the chat room stands up.
	And they should.
	Yeah.
	As they should.
	Hell yeah.
	The Jeff Smith.
	What an awesome dude.
	That song will never get old.
	It never will.
	It's a classic.
	Yes.
	A hundred years from now, someone will find a USB stick.
	I wonder what this is.
	That's what they used to play at schools.
	Yeah, I wish.
	When you went to school as a kid, they played this song.
	I wish they would play that at schools.
	Wouldn't that be awesome?
	I think.
	Yeah, I think so.
	The kid's all standing up.
	And knowing the lyrics.
	Well, I must say...
	With the false flag attack of the past two days, I've really seen how far reaching our program is.
	Not that everyone is supporting the show, mind you.
	But I'm getting, with a little bit of luck, maybe even before the program is over, I should be receiving the brand new TSA manual, the operating manual.
	I mean, we've got people in crazy places who listen to the show, and they all really want to help out.
	Although I will say, people are very afraid of losing their jobs.
	Yes.
	This seems to be like the main problem.
	You know, your compressor's kind of sucking, I have to admit.
	Oh, it sucks one minute and the next minute you say it's the best sound ever.
	No, it's not the best sound ever.
	Well, let me change one of the settings.
	Hang on.
	Well, I don't know if you can change the setting.
	Can you just rip that thing out?
	Because it's just not really...
	How does this sound?
	Does it sound better?
	No, not really.
	It's about the same.
	That's okay.
	When you speak now, you get all this room noise and everything comes in.
	It's not personal.
	It doesn't sound like you're in my ears anymore.
	You want me to just pull the compressor out and shove it back?
	Jack that thing out.
	Hang on.
	Jerk it out, John.
	Jerk it out.
	Alright.
	Jerk it out.
	I am back.
	Hey, that was quick.
	Yeah, I'm pretty good here.
	I used to have a license.
	Yeah, I used to have a license too.
	A broadcast license.
	I'm getting a ham license, I've decided.
	Really?
	I got the book coming.
	I'm going to bone up.
	Well, you don't have to know code anymore.
	The Morse code was the problem.
	All you got to know now is like antenna and effective radiation and stuff like that.
	It's not that hard.
	Yeah, so I'm going to get a ham license.
	I think everyone out there should do the same.
	And then buy a nice rig.
	The rigs are cheap now.
	You know, what happens if you just get a rig without a ham license?
	Who gives a crap?
	They'll track you down eventually.
	But just get the license.
	That way you can have those cool call letters.
	Yeah.
	I have my own call.
	And if you want to be a toad, you can put them on your license plate.
	You would be K-cranky.
	Yeah, no, I think it's probably a good idea, but then you need a big-ass antenna.
	You know, curiously, I have an antenna.
	When I was a kid, and I was an air pollution inspector, I used to inspect the tear-down shipyards over here in Richmond.
	It was one of my assignments, where they used to take these old ships that were mothballed, and they cut them up for scrap.
	And so I have an antenna from a submarine.
	Oh, cool.
	Things like 50 feet long or something.
	The guy says, what are you guys going to do with that antenna?
	He says, we're going to just chop it up.
	He says, you want it?
	Yes.
	Hell yeah.
	So I'm driving around with this antenna because you can't, you know, how you get it, you can't, so you have to kind of stick it in your car and then open a window.
	Push it out?
	With this 30 foot thing.
	Now what is it?
	Is it a dipole?
	Is it a directional?
	Yeah, dipole.
	Straight up.
	A Yagi?
	No, it's straight up.
	It's a long wire.
	It's basically a roll of wire.
	That's all it is.
	No, it's a long stick.
	Oh, okay.
	Hi, I'm Kay Cranky here with my long stick.
	How you doing, everybody?
	CQDX, CQDX. Yee-haw!
	Hey, good buddy, can you send me a QSL? I'd love to know that you receive me.
	That's all they do.
	Do they still do that?
	That's all they do.
	What are you talking about?
	That's what it is.
	Although I do think...
	Yeah, but when there's a national emergency...
	Yeah, exactly.
	All you internet users...
	No, I'm going to be real happy.
	No, I'm going to be real happy.
	All you cell phone users, I'll just pull the cord on my Honda generator and I'm on the air.
	Yeah, you know, you're right.
	I got to do that, too.
	I got to get me that.
	Mickey, memo to self.
	Get a little Honda generator.
	I got to get a ham radio license.
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	Get a Honda generator.
	Boom, you pop that baby open.
	You're on the air while everybody else is running around like a bunch of ants on a hot pan.
	Mickey's like, more wires?
	What?
	Yeah.
	More wires and microphones?
	Yeah.
	You can do all that digital stuff now.
	It's pretty amazing what you can do.
	Yeah, you can use the same mic.
	Yeah, but they'll be jamming the frequencies.
	No, they won't.
	There's not enough hams left out there.
	Hey, John, 73s and 88s to you.
	Anyway, I recommend everybody out there listening to this show to do the same thing.
	Why not?
	Let's revitalize the ham business.
	That way we can complain.
	Yeah.
	What a complaint about what?
	The hams always complain about, ah, you can't do this.
	You can't do the power line.
	You can't have that.
	It'll wreck us.
	That's very interesting.
	Demand more spectrum.
	Demand more spectrum.
	We get ham radio licenses.
	It's a license to complain.
	That's pretty funny.
	I like that.
	Well, I mean, it's not that hard.
	Can we do a written test and write in?
	Do you have to actually go somewhere, like in a...
	Like a classroom and take the test?
	I can have someone go as me and take the test for me.
	You could do that.
	Yeah.
	And then we can have a shack.
	I can build me a shack.
	That'd be cool.
	A shack where I can send my 73s and 88s to any 20 around the globe.
	Yeah.
	I'm telling you this will make a big difference when the cell towers go down and the internet goes down.
	Yeah, it's a good point.
	How many people have a shortwave radio receiver these days?
	I have them.
	I have a couple of them, but I'm a freak.
	No, most people don't, but that's beside the point.
	At least we'll be able to communicate with others of our ilk.
	Yeah, what a great club that'll be.
	Yeah, well, if it's all no agenda listeners, it'd be okay.
	We can still do the show.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Hey, all five of you, how you doing in the morning?
	All five of you, and the ships at sea.
	Literally, it'll be ships at sea then.
	Without the Morse Coating, everybody out there should be able to get a ham license.
	So I was watching this video of this guy who's developed an antenna that works on seawater.
	And it's pretty cool because basically it's a spout.
	So he hooks up his yesu, handheld, to a spout of seawater.
	Like a garden hose, essentially, in the air.
	And because the seawater is conductive, and depending on how much pressure he puts on the spout, he varies the length of the antenna so it's in tune, so you don't have too many standing wave ratios.
	Yes, you want your SWR ratio to be as close to 1 to 1 as possible.
	And it's a really effective, cheap way to make a great antenna that you can auto-tune on the fly.
	Well, I assume he's recycling the water then.
	Well, yeah, he was doing it on the beach, just to prove a point.
	It's not a bad idea.
	Yeah, it's a very good idea.
	It sounds like some sort of a gotcha in a mystery novel.
	Hey, apparently we're already transmitting on a 14.275.
	We are?
	Yeah.
	Victor Echo 6 Charlie Papa uniform.
	Is broadcasting us.
	Good for him.
	Yeah, 14.275.
	That would be kilohertz?
	Maybe, probably.
	But then we should, including in our opening, we should say, broadcasting live around Gitmo Nation on the interwebs and 14.275 kilohertz on the shortwave band.
	We should have somebody sending us off on a satellite, too.
	Fuck yeah.
	Oh, definitely.
	All right.
	Well, now that we've cleared all of that up, Meanwhile, the stream is still alive and we're happy about it.
	So let's thank our executive producers for this week.
	Oh, we have executive producers.
	Thank goodness.
	It's been pretty bad the past two weeks.
	Yeah, well, we need another program.
	We have actually one executive producer.
	But they only respond to, like, special things we do.
	Why can't we just sustain them?
	Well, I think we did okay this week.
	Well, hold on.
	Let me just read this from...
	We got a Ph.D. John Calvin Jones, remember the guy you ridiculed?
	He said, oh, that's probably an alias.
	Actually, it is his name.
	I never said that.
	Well, I think you should go back and listen to the videotape.
	He says, hey, I hold a PhD in political science and a JD. What's a JD? A doctor of law.
	A JD from both the University of Iowa.
	I've written many articles on political and social issues.
	Okay, so the guy's for real.
	Anyway, he says, I gave you...
	I gave y'all $50.22.
	The reason was $50 for the birthday announcement, $0.02, as in my $0.02, and two nickels and a dime, $0.20.
	My suggestion is that you encourage all listeners to send a mere $0.20 to $0.25 per show.
	If you have only 100,000 listeners, that would be $25,000 per show.
	If you have $1 million, that would be $250,000 per show.
	I guess in Iowa they teach you how to multiply.
	That's pretty good.
	They don't do that in California.
	Of course, 100% will not give.
	No, we know it's like 5%.
	5%?
	No, 1%.
	We're getting 1%.
	I thought we were getting like 5%.
	No, no, we did the math last show.
	It's 1% of the listeners?
	So we have a douchebag ratio of 99%?
	Yeah, of course.
	That's really bad.
	Hello, everybody.
	Broadcasting on 12.275 kilohertz with a 99% douchebag ratio.
	This is no agenda.
	Okay, so let's thank some people at least before you get carried away.
	Yeah.
	We have one executive producer and four, count them, four associate executive producers.
	Okay, that's not too bad.
	No.
	And of course our executive producer is Stephen Pelzmockers.
	Well, of course.
	It's always the same people, which, of course, I'm not complaining.
	Baron Pelsmockers to you.
	Yeah.
	What did you call him?
	Baron.
	Baron is like, I'm going to blow you Pelsmockers.
	That's who he is.
	I got his note here.
	Just some change.
	He's a Rothschild.
	Just some change to keep you gentlemen in business.
	Thank you.
	What is it?
	4444, right?
	$444.44.
	Thank you, Stephen.
	A few weeks behind on shows, not enough commuting.
	Yeah, that's always a problem.
	Appreciate the call-outs.
	Love the shows.
	Depressing though the news may be.
	This donation will be towards knighthoods for my godchildren, Peter and Ruby.
	Okay, awesome.
	I can't wait to have your godchildren at the roundtable.
	Are they old enough for hookers and blow?
	Because they'll learn quick.
	How do you know?
	You don't know how old they are.
	You don't know how old Steven Pelsmarker is either.
	Pelsmarker's not that old.
	I don't know.
	He's too on the ball.
	He's a smart guy.
	Thank you.
	Point.
	Enough said.
	The older you get, the less on the ball you are.
	Okay, move along, old man.
	Jared Forrester in Regina, Saskatchewan, rhymes with...
	$211.
	Loves the show.
	Edgar Rothermich.
	Which is probably an English size somehow.
	Rothermich.
	West Hollywood.
	He's right down the street from you.
	Here he comes.
	All right.
	Cool.
	$200.
	His name is Edgar Rothermich.
	I was born in Germany, a.k.a.
	Gitmo Nation sauerkraut.
	Which is what we should be using.
	I agree.
	But I live in Los Angeles for 20 years now.
	Viking as a composer.
	I want to make my donation of $200.
	The composer we have.
	No Agenda is my agent.
	If any of you listeners, producers, hire me as a composer, film, television, advertising, etc., then 10% of the money I earn on the job will go to No Agenda.
	Correct.
	Cool.
	Portion of the agent fee.
	That's right.
	A win-win situation for both.
	Consider my donation a donation or keep on donating potential clients.
	Go to my company website at dingdingmusic.com.
	Check it out, dingdingmusic.com.
	That's a good name.
	P.S. I always listen to Joe.
	He cracks up when you play the douchebag jingle, which, of course, he's a composer.
	He should appreciate that.
	Now, I finally can let him know that I'm no longer one of them.
	That's right.
	Let's go.
	You've been de-douched.
	All right, that's it.
	That's his nine-year-old who cracks up.
	Of course he does.
	Hey, hey, nine-year-old.
	Here we go.
	Douchebag!
	Yeah, nine-year-old.
	Cough up some dough.
	Yeah, really, nine-year-old.
	Cough up your allowance.
	Jeremy Ash in Calgary, Alberta.
	So we've got two Canadians today.
	Called out on the 101010 show by Sean Rice, Calgary, Alberta.
	It's about time I stepped up and actually got around to donating and joined the ever-going list of Calgarian supporters of the show.
	It's the best production on the air anywhere.
	He's absolutely correct.
	This show, by the way, I want to remind everybody listening right now that this is the best production on the air anywhere.
	And Jeremy noticed.
	He needs a de-douching.
	Coming at you, brother.
	You've been de-douched.
	And finally, our last associate executive producer is Paul Sankowski in Winooski, Vermont.
	Wow.
	It's interesting.
	Some people with their last names, N-S-K, I have to live in a town with the last spelling the same way.
	I think it's a rule.
	So, Sankowski from Winooski.
	Hey, Sankowski from Winooski.
	Been a listener for about eight months now and was fully shamed into donating, and he needs a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	These guys are all in good shape now.
	All right, a couple of PR mentions.
	First of all, I hold here on my hands...
	My official No Agenda dice.
	I haven't got mine yet.
	Dude, they rock.
	They're beautiful.
	They're stunningly beautiful.
	So you're going to take them to Vegas and slip them into the table?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	I don't think so.
	I remember you...
	Remember now, you're the guy that asked me...
	What happens when you roll a 13 in craps?
	And I went like, I don't know.
	It took me like two weeks to figure that one out, by the way.
	I was like, oh, of course.
	Now I get it.
	But it's beautiful.
	No agenda where the six would be and then our URL. NoagendaShow.com in the morning, circled around the one.
	Beautiful.
	I think there may be like one more pair left.
	I'm not too sure.
	But a great little initiative there.
	I really like them.
	And the 1010 coins, they're on their way, right?
	I feel really bad for Sir Paul.
	He's gotten a lot of shit for that.
	Well, he's catching up, so we'll get those coins shortly.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	I've got a couple more PR things to do.
	Don't move along so quick.
	Robert Leather from Gitmo Nation East.
	Although we're kind of off the subject, I did want to mention the website because it could pop up at any moment when we need this again.
	Noagendafoots.com.
	Oh, I forgot about the foots.
	Yeah, noagendafoots.com.
	Just look at the website.
	It's pretty funny.
	It's a Google map, and it has all the pins where the foots have been identified.
	And the subtitle of the website is Tracking the Parts Other Shows Failed to Mention.
	Which I think is brilliant.
	This is true.
	We're the only show that actually tracks that stuff.
	Yeah, we track good stuff.
	It's important for mankind.
	It could be.
	Michael D. P. says, Hey, I just want to say Steve Oliver deserves an In the Morning.
	I dropped him a note about an issue I was having with the Android version of the No Agenda app.
	I got a prompt personal response.
	Clearly the audience is a group that is worth patting on the back and you guys as well for bringing us all together.
	No Agenda setting example for the world.
	In the morning, Mike.
	Thank you so much.
	And then a big, big, big, oops, big douchebag.
	Big douchebag to drop.io.
	These fuckers.
	Sorry, I didn't mean to drop the F-bomb so early in the show, but after I supported these guys for years, saying they had a great service, really fantastic, I've been paying for extra space for years, they sold to Facebook.
	Okay, great.
	Except they're closing the whole service down, effectively breaking the internet.
	Which is, it's just like, it's something you don't do.
	It's really bad.
	This is typical cloud behavior.
	Yeah, it is cloud behavior.
	Cloud clowns.
	Oh, the cloud, the cloud, the cloud.
	Now, we have all of our art, basically, coming up.
	All our show notes, John.
	I was looking for the clip of me and MSNBC, Michael Jackson.
	That's also on Drop.io.
	It's already been deleted.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, if anyone has that clip of me on MSNBC. You didn't keep it?
	Well, it may be somewhere, but I can't find it, and, you know, it's...
	I'm sure I have it somewhere.
	Boy, this is an example of the cloud.
	And talking about the F-bomb, this is an example, well, let's say it more mildly, this is an example of the cloud screwing the user.
	Yeah, not just, I mean, but a paying user.
	You know, I'm not just like some freeloader here.
	I was paying for it.
	Yeah, see, this is why I always have the freeloader that complains, but still.
	No, but I'm not a freeloader.
	I paid, and I really promoted those guys, too.
	I thought it was a great service.
	I can't believe that they already raised some of your stuff.
	Who knows what's going on, but they say 45 days, and no way.
	No 45 days.
	That's already gone now.
	And I left a nasty comment where I said I hope the karma gods would poop on their heads, and of course I didn't approve the comment.
	The only comment on their statement is, hey, congrats to the Drop.io team.
	Great work.
	And then I look at TechCrunch and CNET, you know, all these so-called journalistic institutions of technology, and all he can worry about is how much money, what's he going to do with Facebook?
	I mean, how about the users who are getting screwed here?
	No one is sticking up for us.
	This will be my theme column for Monday.
	Yes, and you can quote me as a severely pissed off karma pooping person.
	Well, of course, you know, it's not that I haven't been harping on the same issue.
	This happened to me back in the late 90s when the cloud first made its ugly appearance, when there was this really great site that would synchronize your Palm Pilot, which was popular at the moment, with the internet.
	So you could, if you didn't have your Palm Pilot, you would always go on the net.
	You could synchronize the whole internet to your Palm Pilot?
	Yeah, it was amazing.
	Cool.
	So anyway, so you could synchronize the Palm Pilot with this website and so you could go look up your phone numbers and stuff if you happen to not, you know, be floating around and there's a machine.
	You wanted to look somebody up.
	And it worked great.
	Actually, it worked very, it was really a good program.
	But again, you know, somebody, some bean counter came in and said, we can't do this, we can't do that.
	Next thing you know, they're not even doing any of it.
	Yeah.
	What I did see, which kind of made my heart warm a little bit, is apparently GeoCities, which was another one of these things.
	Yahoo bought GeoCities, which was probably the first Facebook MySpace kind of place in cyberspace.
	Yeah, close to it.
	It's now available as a torrent.
	You can download all of GeoCities.
	It's like one terabyte.
	You mean the whole thing?
	All of GeoCities is now a torrent, yeah.
	All the stuff that was once on GeoCities?
	Is in a terabyte torrent, yeah.
	Really?
	Yeah, that's cool, right?
	It is if it were, yeah.
	Here's why that's cool.
	Because I still have, luckily, and I tell people to do this, if you're floating around the internet and you find some really interesting page, somebody did this the other day with the CNN website, Yes.
	Bombs found on airplanes and they caught it.
	They did a screen, you know, save page ads.
	Yeah, the title had changed.
	Because they changed it.
	So if you bookmark everything and you go back, go find some of those old bookmarks from a couple of years ago and click on them.
	Half of them are gone.
	404.
	Yeah.
	So you see, I have this great, it was the site that exposed the government conspiracy.
	Click 404.
	Yeah.
	So you save page as you save page as.
	Right.
	And the fact is that...
	But even better is on a Mac you just do print and then save as PDF. That's even better.
	That would be better.
	You can actually do that on a PC too.
	Oh, really?
	No, they've advanced that.
	But anyway, the point is that during the GeoCities era, there was a lot of hobbyist sites.
	Oh, yeah.
	Guys did all kinds of weird stuff.
	Yeah, and porn.
	And they just pulled the plug on it.
	Yeah.
	And broke a lot of stuff.
	I mean, this is the problem.
	Hyperlinks, you know, you can't change those.
	This is another cloud problem that we really...
	You know that Bitly, which...
	I use Bitly.
	Do you know what the LY domain is, John?
	Do you know who owns the LY domain?
	Which country LY is?
	Let me think.
	It has to be an island country.
	No, no, no.
	So B-I-T dot L-Y. Bitly, which I use, and I've got to get off of this.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What's the country?
	Libya.
	Libya owns the.ly domain.
	Hey, that's real smart.
	I'm slowly setting up nothing but cloud services in my house, or what you would call the watchtower.
	I've got to move it in.
	I've been looking at all kinds of different programs.
	I would like to start a peer-to-peer mesh network sharing service.
	We have the girth, right?
	We have enough people in the No Agenda audience to do this.
	There's one thing that almost has it.
	It's called Tonido.
	Have you ever heard of that?
	No.
	Tonido.
	It's basically peer-to-peer.
	It's like a Dropbox where you can share all kinds of stuff.
	The whole idea is perfect except...
	There's still a centralized cloud thing for tracking where everybody lives or whatever.
	So we've got to find something that we can do, like a meshed peer-to-peer file sharing thing that's private where you can determine what you share within groups.
	There's a lot of great ideas out there, and I'm going to really start investigating.
	And I'm bringing my mail server in, everything in, everything away from the cloud.
	Screw them, cloud crappers.
	It's bad.
	You're so right, John.
	You know what?
	That mouse thing you had a couple years back, that wasn't too right, but this cloud thing, you're onto something.
	You're really onto something.
	Let's bring that up.
	Let me share an experience with you.
	No.
	What?
	Go ahead.
	You just say no.
	Wow.
	So yesterday, Miss Mickey took me to LACMA. Are you familiar with LACMA? It sounds like a lake in Ireland.
	It sounds like a lactation device.
	But LACMA is actually Los Angeles County Modern Art.
	Oh.
	LACMA. Yeah.
	And so she's getting, you know, Mickey, with all these like artistic, as you go.
	And by the way, well, anyway, don't look in her good graces.
	And the reason why, there was a film screening by a young filmmaker.
	Actually, he's a photo artist, and I'll tell you about his work in a second.
	What was his last name?
	Josh Sussenheim, something like that?
	Mickey's going to look it up.
	And he made a...
	Is he your rival now?
	Josh?
	Go on, I'm sorry.
	No, no, no.
	He made a film that was purchased and subsequently donated to LACMA, What?
	Azarella.
	That wasn't even close what I said.
	Josh Azarella.
	So his movie was purchased and subsequently donated to LACMA by David LaChapelle.
	Do you know who David LaChapelle is?
	He's a comic, a black comic.
	That's Dave Chappelle.
	Why don't you Google David LaChapelle?
	You have seen his work many, many times.
	He worked for Interview back in the Warhol days, and he does incredible photography.
	That is world-renowned.
	I mean, you've seen all his Michael Jackson pictures, and a lot of them look really photoshopped, but in fact, most of them aren't.
	He did the scene of Courtney Love with Jesus draped over her knees.
	Wait, let's go back on your comment.
	A lot of these look photoshopped, but they're not.
	Correct, yeah.
	Yeah, wait, you're telling me that this picture of this woman with the painted flowers...
	No, no, no, there's definitely...
	Okay.
	It's irrelevant, but the core of his stuff really is real photographs.
	Yeah, there's a photo in there, and it's doctored.
	They're doctored.
	It's called art, okay?
	Douchebag, it's called art.
	That's why it's in a museum.
	But it's good stuff the guy makes.
	It's in a museum.
	I like his stuff.
	I'm not saying it's crap.
	Some of it is crap, I'm saying, looking at some of it now.
	But some of it's okay.
	Go on.
	Anyway, so this Josh guy, he's done a series, and he's in...
	I don't go to museums.
	I'm like, whatever.
	So now I'm looking at...
	So he's showing some of his work, and he has done pictures where he removes things that are a part of public consciousness.
	So he took the Tiananmen Square, the photo of the kid standing in front of the line of tanks, and he photoshops all the tanks out.
	So it's just the kid standing there.
	And your brain, of course, looks at the picture and goes, wow, wait a minute, I remember exactly how this picture looked.
	Or the napalm...
	Vietnam napalm picture with the kids running with their skin burned off and he took all the kids out and you just see kind of like the nonchalant soldiers mulling around.
	So really amazing, an amazing idea actually.
	Okay, can you get to the point?
	So what he did is he did the same thing with Michael Jackson's Thriller video, and he took out Michael Jackson.
	In fact, he took out almost everything, and it's just basically the background.
	And the whole point of the art is to show how iconic someone is and what happens when they're gone, right?
	Okay.
	So my point would be...
	As we get around to what is actually...
	We were talking about Michael Jackson last week, and this is kind of my setup into some Michael Jackson stuff I wanted to talk about, because I also found Randy Quaid's entire press conference about the Hollywood Whackers, which of course we laughed about, right?
	Well, I don't think we laughed about it.
	We were amused.
	So, you know, everywhere you look, you can't find the whole press release.
	Basically, you see him make...
	Did you see this at all, the statement that he says?
	No.
	If you find the press, the whole thing, it's a miracle.
	Okay, exactly.
	And there's a reason behind it because there is actually something going on and that relates to Michael Jackson.
	I just wanted to play this press conference because it's really interesting, the stuff that is not airing on television, okay?
	Wait a minute.
	Before you do that, I'm going to back you up a little bit.
	Okay.
	I've been noticing this more and more, as a matter of fact.
	In fact, this, I think, is part of the whole journalistic, the corruption of journalism, where they tell you about something that they could just as easily link to.
	Yeah, exactly.
	But it seems to me that the way it should be done is that, yeah, they can tell you and they can filter it and tell you what they think, but they should still have the link and they never do.
	So you have to go dig up the link.
	Mm-hmm.
	By hand, when it could just as easily be in the article, and this has been going on for years, and it's always, 90% of the time, there's something that's been left out.
	Yeah, maybe 99% of the time.
	And this wasn't even official camera footage, this is amateur footage, which of course makes it so interesting, because this is the real deal, and it's unedited, and it's just Quaid with his lawyer, by the way.
	And so the first minute is what everyone maybe even saw on TMZ or Extra or what Entertainment Tonight.
	They probably didn't even show that much.
	That would be way too long for them.
	But listen to what he's saying and then I think we can get into an interesting topic which will relate back to Michael Jackson.
	My wife, Evie, and I have been the victims of criminal activities perpetrated by a small network of individuals who are out to destroy us personally, professionally, and financially.
	This network of individuals is manipulating the banking system and the criminal...
	Now, that part was cut out.
	No one ever aired the manipulating the banking system.
	They cut that actual piece out.
	I went through the trouble of cutting the piece out where he says manipulating the banking system.
	Well, hold on a second.
	Yes.
	If you're going to be playing any of this, and you want to make the guy look like a lunatic, it seems to me that you'd leave that in.
	Well, I'm just saying, I don't know why they took that out, but that immediately got my attention.
	I'm like, oh, interesting.
	I hadn't heard that piece before.
	Play the rest.
	...the banking system and the criminal justice system for the purposes of sabotaging our credit and our credibility.
	Up until a year ago, Evie and I had never had any run-in with the law whatsoever.
	We are not criminals, nor are we fugitives from justice...
	Nor are we crazy.
	We are simply artists and filmmakers who are being racketeered on.
	We believe there are to be a malignant tumor of star-whackers in Hollywood.
	How many people do you know personally?
	So this is kind of where most of the reports start out.
	How many people do you know personally?
	And he actually, he's holding back tears when he mentions these names.
	Who have died suddenly and mysteriously in the past five years.
	I have personally known eight actors, all of whom...
	He's almost crying.
	Which, of course, they shortened that bit up, too.
	Sure.
	All of whom I have worked with and was close to.
	Heath Ledger, Chris Penn, David Carradine among them.
	I believe these actors were whacked, and I believe that many others, such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Mel Gibson, are being played to get out their money.
	So that's where most reports ended.
	And of course, unfortunate choice by Randy Quaid here to use whacked.
	It's like...
	You know, assassinated, murdered, you know, that would have been better.
	Yeah, yeah, you're right.
	He's not, he doesn't have a publicist helping him here.
	No, he has a lawyer.
	And of course, I even see this in the chat room, you know, immediately he's associated with the crazy guy on Independence Day.
	You know, he can't get away from that.
	People are like, he's a nutball from Independence Day.
	Okay.
	In the meantime, many of celebrities' image and marketability is being co-opted and destroyed.
	Google helps out by keeping the negative stories near the top of a celebrity's webpage because it's the negativity that brings in the advertising revenue.
	Yay!
	In my own case, my ex-attorney Lloyd Braun has joined this tribe of bottom feeders by...
	Now, does Lloyd Braun ring a bell with you?
	No.
	Why?
	Okay, Lloyd Braun.
	First of all, he was always the evil guy who was out to get George Costanza.
	No, I know that Lloyd Braun.
	Well, there's a reason for that.
	This guy was an agent.
	He was an agent, the Quaid's agent, actually, and later manager.
	A lot of these agents transition to managers, and basically there's no real rules for being a manager.
	So the Seinfeld show was referencing this guy?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, totally.
	Totally.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So this guy, he's actually a lawyer, of course, and he's now started an entertainment firm, a very, very successful entertainment firm, who got like $100 million from Berman Brown.
	Berman Brown is the name of their firm.
	But he got $100 million from Starcom MediaVest.
	And these are the magic guys that make Hollywood happen.
	And I do have the Quades sued this guy in April of this year.
	And I actually have the filing.
	There's a lot going on there.
	that reading his own celebrity gossip website what is wrong with that picture when your own attorney starts defaming you who do you turn to defend you white brawn also claims to have come up with the idea of the sopranos so he's obviously familiar with the ways and means of organized crime Unfortunately, my brother Dennis has made matters worse by buying a house from Mr.
	Braun on property Braun originally bought with money he embezzled from me.
	I recently discovered, much to my surprise, that Dennis is also on the deed to my Santa Barbara property.
	This is also the work of Mr.
	Braun further confounding the validity of the transfer of my fully furnished property in 1992 to Mr.
	Bruce Berman.
	I have earned approximately $40 million throughout my career.
	I have profit participation in some of my films.
	I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners, and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career, and I believe murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.
	Okay, so now let me bring this around to Michael Jackson.
	This is getting pretty good.
	No, it is really interesting.
	So, after this movie aired at LACMA, then David LaChapelle, who has worked with Michael Jackson quite extensively, says, you know, what this film did for me, he said, is it really made me look into myself,
	although, of course, I'm sure he didn't really participate, he said there were very few people who did not jump on the Wacko Jacko, pedophile, broke memes of Michael Jackson, which was, of course, all perpetrated to destroy Michael Jackson.
	At the end of the day, no matter how he died, whether directly or indirectly, it was murder.
	And I've asserted this from the beginning.
	And I dug up, this has been around the internet for a long time.
	And curiously, your clip is missing.
	Oh, curiously, yes.
	And you know what?
	Coincidence?
	Who the F knows?
	But in 2002, Michael, a very coherent Michael Jackson, was in London for a gathering of a small group of people.
	And he was actually there holding up a sign that said, Sony Kills Music.
	Now, I've edited this down to take out a lot of the whooping and yelling and adorational, just takes up too much time.
	But I want you to listen to what he says about Sony Music, his ownership, and Tommy Mottola, and then we can open up the floor to discussion.
	Sony, being the artist that I am at Sony, I've generated several billion dollars for Sony.
	Several billion.
	And...
	They really thought that my mind is always on music and dancing.
	And it usually is.
	But they never thought that this performer myself would outthink them.
	We can't let them get away with what they're trying to do.
	Because now I'm a free agent.
	And...
	I just owe Sony one more album.
	It's just a box set, really.
	With two new songs, which I've written ages ago.
	So he's sticking it to him, right?
	He's saying, look, I'm a free agent.
	I'm going to give him a damn box set.
	I'm going to just throw a couple of shit songs on there that I've got laying around.
	Yeah, of course, and he's making the mistake of publicly humiliating them, but that's another issue.
	Oh, well, this is just the beginning.
	Because every album that I record, I write, like, literally, I'm telling you the truth, I write at least 120 songs every album I do.
	So, I can do the box set and just give them any two songs.
	So, I'm leaving Sony a free agent.
	Stand by.
	Sorry, I thought I cut most of that out.
	Owning half of Sony.
	There you go.
	Owning half of Sony.
	Owning half of Sony.
	So, I own half of Sony's publishing in, and I'm leaving them, and they're very angry at me because of it, but I just...
	I just did good business, you know?
	The way they get revenge is to try and destroy my album.
	I love Unbreakable.
	You know?
	Now listen to the Mottolas.
	Tommy Mottola is a devil.
	Yay!
	He goes on and on about how Mariah Carey, after she divorced Tommy Mottola, how he tried to destroy her.
	So essentially, the guy owned half of Sony's publishing, which we talked about on the show.
	And this is why he got killed.
	Killed, I tell you.
	And then Tommy Mottola goes on the Today Show with Matt Lauer, and he asserts that Sony owns all that shit.
	And the now unreleased recordings of Michael Jackson.
	The King of Pop is said to have left behind a mountain of material.
	Music executive Tommy Mottola, who worked closely with Jackson at Sony Records for 15 years, considers himself the gatekeeper of Jackson's catalog.
	Tommy, good morning.
	I don't even have to play the rest.
	The gatekeeper of Jackson's catalog.
	So, I guess, to wind this all up, yes, indeed, if you think about all the great performers, they all kind of die penniless and very unhappy.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Well, the music business is notorious for that.
	Everybody bitches about it.
	But it's the same with the movie business.
	It's on their side because they send the hookers over there.
	But it's the same with the movie.
	It's wherever you are in a creative position with mainstream media where you have to cooperate with the man, they wind up breaking you and taking your money.
	And I think Randy Quaid has a really good point here, and we should keep our eyes open on this.
	Yeah, especially if he ends up dead shortly, because we're the only ones who ever played that entire clip.
	Well, we've got Lindsay Lohan.
	They've probably pretty much taken her money by now.
	But there's a couple more like that.
	And I do think it's a cabal.
	And people who step outside the box, like Peter Lopez, who was Michael Jackson's entertainment lawyer, who put all these deals together, he committed suicide.
	Remember that?
	Yeah.
	He just, oh, I just think I'll go shoot myself.
	A very successful entertainment lawyer.
	Oh, he was so unhappy.
	He was married to Catherine Bach, Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard.
	How can you be unhappy?
	Nothing to be unhappy about.
	But of course he knew where all the skeletons were buried.
	Anyway, if you want to follow up on more of this and Lloyd Brown.
	Sounds like intrigue.
	Yes, Lloyd Brown.
	And there's an interview with him, Kara Schwisher, interviewing him at All Things D. It's about 40 minutes.
	You should look at this asshole and enjoy that.
	It's under Hollywood Whackers now, a new segment in the show notes.
	So anyways, there's something very, very scary going on, and let's not forget that the way this is tightly controlled, a lot of the music, of course, has interesting messages that are being sent out to the youth of the world.
	And Jay-Z is probably under complete control of the Illuminati.
	Jay-Z is under control?
	Under their control?
	Under their control, yeah.
	Totally.
	Yeah.
	I wonder where Taylor Swift fits into the scheme of things.
	Please?
	Please?
	Total puppet?
	Yeah, but she's got her dad there that's controlling a lot of stuff.
	I think she's going to end up okay.
	Which means she'll retire early.
	Yeah, early.
	And shut up.
	And be very quiet.
	Have some kids.
	Anyway.
	I thought we'd start off on a light note today.
	That was good.
	Thank you.
	I'm glad you liked it.
	To deconstruct it, I thought your opening about this other guy had nothing to do with the story.
	So that's why I interrupted you and told you to move along.
	But it does, right?
	No.
	Not really.
	It's pretty interesting to see this movie, though, when you watch Thriller in its entirety without Michael Jackson or any dancing or any zombies in it.
	It's just like, wow.
	It's very boring after like three minutes.
	Of course, where that trick was used initially on an entire movie...
	Was the kid who took the Star Wars movie with Jar Jar Binks and took Jar Jar Binks out of the entire movie.
	And it turned out to be a better film.
	And then George Lucas apparently sued to get this removed.
	Of course.
	Because it was like humiliating.
	Because Lucas only had this idiot Jar Jar Binks in the movie so he could show off some technology he liked.
	Anyway.
	All right.
	So, anyway.
	I got tons.
	Yeah.
	So, do we want to talk about the...
	Well, since we're on a little semi...
	This was semi-real news, but let's get the real news thing out of the way, because I do have a teaser from Extra.
	One minute and 15 seconds.
	Everything you'd ever want to know about what's going on.
	It turns out there's not that much interesting, and they have to even bring in Allie Kirstie back into the picture.
	12 grand on wine is $150,000 watch stolen new picks from Charlie's wild night in New York Did he really strip naked in the restaurant?
	We're with Charlie today as secrets emerge about Capri Anderson's double life.
	We uncover her lost video for Girls Gone Wild.
	I don't cheat on my boyfriend.
	Portia De Rossi on starving herself down to 82 pounds.
	300 calories a day.
	Her first ever interview about battling anorexia and how Ellen saved her.
	It's heartbreaking.
	Then, our new one-on-one with Kirstie, the lifelong secret she's never told.
	Till now, so I feel a little embarrassed.
	Today's extra juicy rumors, Glees Matthew Morrison spills about his night out with Cameron Diaz.
	Plus, Mary J. Bly!
	A total mob scene at the Grove for my special co-host, Mary J. What's the funniest thing you've ever heard about yourself?
	Woo!
	Are y'all ready for this one?
	Next up!
	And now, back to real news.
	Great, we're up to speed.
	Yeah, we caught up.
	Yeah, all great.
	All crap.
	Unbelievable.
	Who cares?
	Yeah, but luckily, John, luckily, we now know that you should not be ordering your printer toner cartridges from Yemen.
	This is a very bad manufacturer of printer toner cartridges.
	If we sat down and we said to each other, hey, let's write a script.
	Okay.
	We couldn't have done it any better than this.
	Right down to the President coming out and saying, apparent explosives, apparent, apparent, apparent.
	Anyone look up the word apparent?
	I'm not sure that he even said apparent.
	Yes, he did.
	He said apparent.
	Well, there's a bunch of clips of him.
	I don't know how he got involved in this, and he came out.
	He looked like an idiot.
	I have a couple of clips.
	You don't have to play them if you don't want to, but I have the complete news story done by KTVU locally, which was a package.
	It was long.
	It was almost about a minute and a half, and it...
	It has so much misinformation in it.
	It's unbelievable.
	And then the only place I actually got fairly decent information is another clip I have here from the Larry King show where some woman in Dubai makes it very clear that these items never got past the Dubai authorities.
	They never got into the United States.
	There was no reason for them to scramble jets.
	For the Emirates Airlines.
	And why do they scramble jets anyway?
	They say, hey, can you land here like you're going to normally land?
	Sure.
	Sure, we will.
	Well, hold on a second.
	We've got a couple of F-16s to make sure you don't do anything weird.
	A little to the right.
	A little to the right.
	Yeah, you're right on the glide path now.
	Perfect.
	Why are we wasting the taxpayers' money with this crap?
	So I think we should mention that CNN article we were just talking about, which came out really quickly.
	And so there's all kinds of little clues about how this was a huge false flag event.
	So the first one was the CNN... Actually, I saved the...
	One of our producers sent a PDF of the original story.
	So the original story, which came out at 11.45 a.m., so this was breaking news, right?
	Some airports were on high alert Friday after investigators found a suspicious package aboard a plane flying from Yemen to Chicago when it stopped in London on Thursday night.
	And the title of that article is, Bomb on Plane in UK Raises Concern in US. And then, curiously, That story has now been changed to the headline, Explosives Found in Suspicious Packages Packed Powerful Punch.
	By the way, nice alliteration there.
	And what explosives?
	There were none.
	Well, no, it's apparent explosives, according to our president.
	Apparent explosives.
	Apparent explosives, yes.
	Apparent explosives.
	And there's a...
	Sabah.net is the Yemen news agency.
	Who are very, a little perturbed about all this.
	They say, you know, by the way, UPS does not fly in or out of Yemen.
	There is no UPS service to Yemen.
	So that's bull crap.
	If you want to send something to Yemen, I guess it goes to Saudi Arabia and they truck it.
	But there is absolutely no UPS service.
	And then you see, immediately, we've got close-up pictures of printer toner packages with white powder.
	We've got circuit boards, which, of course, here was the plan.
	And by the way, I think one of the comments made on one of these shows was, the expert in electronics, and you look at the circuit board, and it's like somebody clipped it from somewhere.
	Out of a transistor radio.
	But the thing, yeah, it had a trigger so they could detonate it through a cell phone.
	I'm like, yeah, okay, you know, again...
	Where was that?
	Oh, this was all over the place.
	No, no, I'm saying where was the trigger?
	They showed this stupid circuit board.
	Well, it's right here.
	The circuit board bears similarities to a cell phone, according to an engineer for a wireless phone parts manufacturer.
	It doesn't look like a cell phone.
	It looks like a piece of a transistor radio.
	Looks like shit.
	Yeah.
	But, of course, when you're at 40,000 feet, yeah, cell phone technology works so well.
	It's so easy to trigger something that responds to cell phone technology.
	You could from inside the place.
	No!
	No!
	You need connection to a cell tower.
	What are you talking about?
	You could set up so your radio on your cell phone could talk to a radio, just generally.
	It could be done.
	And you'd blow yourself up, which I don't think is the idea.
	No, I mean, why don't you just blow it up?
	But you don't need a cell phone for that.
	You could have just a little transceiver, a little remote-controlled car.
	Yeah, exactly.
	How come that hasn't been used yet?
	They should ban those from being taken on board, remote-controlled cars.
	Can't do that.
	Now, okay, a couple other important things.
	This happens on the very day, the very day, the 29th of October, that the Transportation Security Administration...
	That's not a bad, bad Seinfeld, by the way.
	Thank you.
	The very day!
	I'm telling you, John, the very same day!
	October 29th, 2010, that the Transportation Security Administration announces enhanced pat-down procedures...
	And so if you want to make sure that we just slip that in without too much resistance from the slaves who are opting out left and right, then nothing better than a little bit of a terror alert.
	Opt out!
	Opt out!
	So I look at the TSA website, and of course you'd expect them to explain what's going on, and the day before, October 28th, TSA is in the process of implementing new pat-down procedures at checkpoints nationwide.
	It's one of our many layers of security to keep the traveling public safe.
	Pat-downs are one important tool to help TSA detect hidden and dangerous items such as explosives.
	Passengers should continue to expect an unpredictable mix of security layers that include explosive trace detection, advanced imaging technology, canine teams, among others.
	So, of course, everyone emailed us the story of this guy who opted out and got the enhanced pat-down technique.
	And so hopefully I'm going to get the manual so we can read it verbatim and post it everywhere.
	The idea is they will now be feeling in your, as the TSA agent said, crotchal area, which just cracks me up, your crotchal area.
	Yeah.
	That's not correct English, is it?
	Crotchal?
	Of course not.
	No.
	Your crotchal area.
	And they will move their hands up in your crotchal area until they meet resistance.
	Do you have to cough?
	Yeah.
	I think the guy actually said, should I cough now?
	So I'm canceling my flight to the East Coast for Thanksgiving.
	I'm not flying anymore.
	They beat me into submission.
	Put me on the train.
	Because that's what it's all...
	It all fits so nicely together.
	And then we hear, yes, Yemen, of course, it's turning into a failed state.
	The failed state that produces 300,000 barrels of oil a day.
	Oh, no.
	You're kidding me.
	Yeah, yes.
	I looked at the fact book, and 86% of the GDP of Yemen is from oil.
	Oh, it must be a failed state.
	14 million people live there in this failed state.
	And, of course, very conveniently located strategically there at the port of Yemen, as well as for the horizontal drilling into Saudi Arabia.
	And they're next.
	Saudi Arabia, you're next.
	Congratulations.
	They haven't been helping us at all.
	They're totally next.
	And by the way, this is also a convenient little thing to know that a Chinese warship just left the port of Yemen.
	So there's something going on there as well.
	Yeah, they're trying to get the oil too.
	Hell yeah.
	A Chinese warship.
	They're doing it differently than we do it.
	Yeah.
	They have a different technique.
	They dock like, hey, here we are.
	Give us all your oil, bitches.
	We're from China.
	And we got to see this warship?
	See this thing on top?
	That cannon?
	Give me your oil.
	I'd like to listen to your terrorism package from KTVU. Well, yeah, listen to that.
	This is the background, and you can interrupt it with all the bull crap.
	Every time bull crap comes out, here's the, let me set it up.
	First, they have the reporter who happens, he goes, they send Tom Vacar, who's the business reporter who knows nothing about this stuff.
	They send him to the Oakland airport where he stands in front of the, kind of the UPS area, as if they have anything, you know, there could be bombs here!
	Why would they send him anywhere?
	But they send him to Oakland because these news guys have to send someone somewhere.
	You could do green screen like Jon Stewart does.
	Yeah, much better.
	Just green screen.
	So he goes and he gives his report and he's all summarized in a lot of vagaries.
	There may be a clip or two from Obama, I'm not sure.
	But then he goes into the best part, which is getting to be a plague, especially with local news.
	He does the report about one minute into it.
	He hits the man on the street.
	But he doesn't hit one.
	He hits four of them.
	Oh!
	And of course, they're four out-and-out idiots.
	Yeah, random.
	Random idiots.
	It's not like he might have spoken to more people.
	These are the four that showed up in the report, edited in.
	Right.
	This is KTVU Channel 2 News at 5.
	They do apparently contain explosive material.
	There it is.
	Apparently.
	Look up the word apparent.
	The way he says it, though, it sounds as if it's a sure thing.
	The way he puts it, I'm glad you mentioned apparently, because I didn't pick up on it at first, but he says it with such a self-assuredness that it did have, obviously, it was obvious.
	Apparent means obvious.
	Apparent means it looks like it, but it doesn't mean that it really is.
	They do apparently contain explosive material.
	The president this afternoon addresses the nation in an attempt to calm fears of terrorism brought on by Discovery aboard U.S.-bound flights.
	The president confirmed international authorities had intercepted two dangerous packages, one on FedEx, another on UPS. Stop!
	Stop!
	Okay, first of all, right away she says international authorities.
	In other words, we didn't do it.
	No.
	It never got into American airspace.
	No.
	If it was anything.
	And we know it's not.
	And who are said international authorities?
	Who is that?
	We don't know.
	But apparently what it meant was that, like in Dubai, for example, in another report, this woman reporting from Dubai says, hey, we saw these weird packages and we just kept them here.
	Yeah.
	They never got on the air.
	It never got in the Emirates flight.
	Yeah.
	And so they are the international authorities.
	In other words, a cop from some other country would be an international authority.
	But the way they slip that in is that you don't quite know that these things are bullcrap.
	The whole story is bogus.
	It's a charade.
	But anyway, continue.
	Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
	In Peninsula to Jewish synagogues in Chicago.
	This is another one that really got me.
	Jewish synagogues.
	Let me think.
	What kind of other synagogues?
	Do we have Christian synagogues?
	Do we have Methodist synagogues?
	Is there any other kind of synagogue you can think of, John?
	Now that you mention it, no.
	This is another good example.
	And I heard this everywhere.
	This was in the script.
	I heard this.
	It wasn't just...
	Yeah, it obviously was in the script.
	Jewish.
	It's Jewish.
	The attack against the Jews.
	Jewish synagogues.
	They're causing trouble in some way, shape, or form, whatever they do.
	Yeah.
	Jewish synagogues.
	It's Jewish, just so you know.
	This must be an attack from the Arabs on the Jews.
	Yes.
	Sent from the Arabian Peninsula to Jewish synagogues in Chicago.
	KTV's Tom Baker has more now.
	From the Bay Area's major...
	So, why do Jewish synagogues order their printer toner cartridges from Arabs?
	Because they're cheaper.
	From Yemen.
	Oy, Moshe!
	The printer toner is out again!
	They got such a deal!
	I got a deal for you from Yemen!
	It's amazing, John!
	Baker has more now from the Bay Area's major air cargo facilities at Oakland Airport.
	Tom?
	That's in fact the case.
	Really, when you take a look at here and everywhere else, at every major airport around the world, it's all about a deadly game of cat and mouse.
	Oh, a deadly game about cat and mouse, everybody!
	It's a deadly game of cat and mouse, yeah.
	A deadly game of cat and mouse, oh yes.
	Bullshit.
	Terrorists and those appointed to defend against their anything goes tactics.
	Anything goes.
	Anything goes.
	I mean, we're so evil that if we have to, we're going to put this PETN explosive in your printer cartridges because it's cat and mouse game.
	Anything goes.
	We're desperate now.
	Initial examination of those packages has determined that they do apparently contain...
	There it is again.
	Yep.
	There it is.
	They do apparently contain.
	They do apparently contain.
	It's...
	And doublespeak is what it is.
	Yeah, totally.
	The two packages, which originated in Sana'a, Yemen, were intercepted in Dubai and England, but not before they got well into the stream of commerce.
	That prompted federal officials to step up security in the U.S. I like the stream of commerce.
	That's another little hint there.
	Yeah, that's a new meme.
	That's a meme.
	The stream of commerce.
	It's like this is something that has to do with international commerce.
	So I think we need some regulations on printer toner cartridges or something like that.
	Those measures led to additional screening of some planes in Newark and Philadelphia.
	Newark?
	What?
	Newark!
	Which is Freedom International Airport, President.
	It's not Newark.
	It's Freedom International.
	Please.
	Jetliner carrying cargo from Yemen was escorted into New York's JFK airport by American fighter jets.
	The cargo port here at Oakland Airport showed no overt signs of increased activity.
	The Steel Foundation, a San Francisco-based security, intelligence, and risk management firm, says this type of threat is nothing new.
	Consultants.
	So here's where we bring in the consultants.
	Yeah, he's the only guy who has anything to say that might be from an expert, but the guy's got a 1957 haircut that, I swear to God, and you look at it and you go, what?
	Does this guy, like, have you looked at a magazine since the mid-50s?
	Or a mirror for that reason.
	So this is the guy that the Pentagon pushes forward, I guess.
	Hey, it's a douchebag with a rug.
	Yeah, it's his turn.
	Put him on.
	The reality of it is that this type of testing, if you would, is going on all the time.
	So there's incidents that are occurring regularly that we, the public, just simply don't hear about.
	Local reaction was mixed.
	And why don't we have the intelligence that nips that in the bud before the package is already placed in the air and it's already made its way to the European continent?
	We have to act...
	People just don't talk like that in real life.
	They don't talk about the European continent.
	These are the four people on the street.
	You should start her over.
	She's a complete stooge, an idiot.
	And the next three are just as bad.
	It's like, who are these people and why do we care what they think?
	They're actors, John.
	This total actor, the European continent.
	You could go to Oakland and say, hey, where's England?
	Is that south of Emeryville?
	If anyone says European continent, I'll blow you.
	Because they'll never do it.
	It made its way to the European continent.
	We have to act sooner.
	People are human and they make mistakes.
	Nobody can tell where everything is at all times.
	It's disturbing.
	It's really disturbing.
	Why?
	Oh, since you're so emotional, why is it so disturbing to you, ma'am?
	Fear.
	Safety.
	Well, if they have...
	Wow.
	Fear.
	Safety.
	Fear.
	Safety.
	What does that mean?
	Why is it so...
	Fear.
	Safety.
	Because it's NLP, dude.
	It's like, fear.
	Safety.
	And in the middle of the night, I wake up, I go, fear.
	Safety.
	Fear.
	Safety.
	Three more days till Halloween.
	Halloween.
	Halloween.
	Three more days till Halloween.
	Silver shamrock.
	Safety.
	Well, if they have any type of hint or clue that some type of activity like that is going on, it makes me...
	Some type of activity like that is going on?
	I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking like a CIA agent, but, you know, what can I do?
	...feel more safe that they are doing something like that to intercept it.
	The counterterrorism professionals are taking this threat very seriously and are taking all necessary and prudent steps to ensure our security.
	The Department of Homeland Security will enhance screening of cargo and passenger jets, most of which do carry cargo.
	That could make holiday travel a little bit more cumbersome than it already is.
	Reporting live from Oakland Airport's cargo area, I'm Consumer Editor Tom Vacar, KTVU Channel 2 News.
	Awesome, dude.
	Come on back home.
	That was great.
	Good job.
	Good job.
	Hey, and could you give the actors a ride?
	Because we didn't have enough per diem to pay a ride for.
	The Oakland Cargo area.
	Where these people just happen to be walking around.
	Hey, you know, what are you doing?
	Here's a question.
	Why are you walking in front of the Oakland Cargo area?
	They were downtown.
	He actually took a crew downtown.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, all right.
	Well, that's great.
	Now, this Larry King thing.
	Do you want to listen to that?
	Yeah, well the Larry King thing is more obviously done by the government.
	First they have this woman from Dubai reporting that the whole thing is bullcrap.
	And then they bring on some woman who's, I've seen her before, she's the CNN foreign terrorism correspondent.
	She looks like Valerie Plame.
	Isn't she the one that we played the clip from on the last show where she was talking about Osama being in Pakistan?
	I don't know if it was the same woman.
	It might be.
	But she's on a lot and she looks like she's a plant.
	And then they go to the classic guy, the next guy who talks right after her, who is former CIA analyst.
	Which you have to have one of them on all the time because there's so many of them.
	I guess it's like part-time work for them to come on these shows.
	Well, yeah, that's the whole deal.
	Yeah, and so they, right, it's part of their deal.
	And they shut up and I'll get you a gig on CNN. Alright.
	So they have, and they drop the ball on the entire real story and they just have all this other crazy stuff they say that just makes you shake your head and go, my God, this is like ridiculous.
	Anyway, yeah, play it.
	Flight EK-201, which was escorted by the fighters, US fighters in the US. The reason why they do that, John, is for show.
	Okay?
	That's just the icing on the cake.
	That's why they send the jets up.
	Hey, let's make this look real, people.
	Come on, people.
	Come on.
	How many times do I have to teach you how to do this?
	Send some damn jets up there.
	Afterburners.
	However, a suspicious shipment or package originating from Yemen was discovered in Dubai earlier tonight.
	And it was found...
	At a FedEx cargo aircraft, the FAA aviation officials said that this suspicious package has been sent to the lab to discover what's in this package.
	However, this happened many hours ago, but so far there's not one statement that says what they found in this package.
	As we know, it's Friday, the beginning of the weekend.
	Now it's the morning of Saturday.
	Alright, cut the camera back to Larry.
	She's going off script, everybody.
	What is she saying?
	What is she doing?
	Are you crazy?
	Get her off!
	Get her off!
	It was like 5 a.m.
	in the morning, nearly 5.30, and there were no officials that gave statements, usually in such circumstances.
	Larry, interrupt her!
	Interrupt her, Larry!
	Marathi officials don't give statements to any media outlet.
	They would stick to the official news agency.
	And this is how we're able to know about all of this.
	Larry, cut it off!
	She goes on and on.
	She says, Amherst didn't know anything.
	The package wasn't on the plane.
	The fighter jets didn't need to be scrambled, obviously.
	She didn't say that.
	But why isn't King interjecting?
	He does.
	He finally snaps out of it and puts on...
	He's asleep.
	He's asleep.
	I swear to God they go, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry!
	Interrupt a Larry, please!
	He wanted to remain anonymous.
	He said that all cargo bound to the U.S. on Emirates flights is rescreened in Dubai in accordance with U.S. procedures.
	Larry?
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Rima.
	Excellent report.
	Excellent report, Rima.
	Top of the scene in Dubai.
	Instead of him saying, so wait a minute, I was just listening to you.
	Oh, no, wait a minute.
	He wasn't.
	He was asleep.
	Now let's go to our panel.
	Remain with us the rest of the way.
	Fran, what's your read on all of this?
	Well, Larry, you know, look, I think what Tom Ridge is saying is right.
	Look, Larry, look, I'm a hot CIA chick.
	Look, Larry, look, I'm a hot CIA chick.
	So shut up, Larry.
	Let me talk to you.
	This is a good news story in terms of getting information from our Saudi allies and actioning it very quickly.
	Clearly, the intelligence was good enough to give us the tracking numbers to find these packages.
	She says actioning it, and she's called them Saudis, the Dubai people.
	Wait a minute, she says a couple of great things.
	She says Saudis, and does she say tracking numbers?
	Yeah!
	Tracking numbers!
	How do you get the tracking numbers?
	I can track bombs on the web.
	All I have to do is get the tracking number, go to FedEx.com.
	She actually blows the whole thing up because she says all this stupid shit.
	Unbelievable!
	Actually, very quickly, clearly the intelligence was good enough to give us the tracking numbers to find these packages.
	What we haven't mentioned, though...
	You know, it was so incredibly great that we got the tracking numbers.
	Well, yeah, it's on the bill.
	It's on the statement, you dudes.
	And I think it's worth pointing to, is for the billions of dollars we've spent in security measures post-9-11, our screening procedures, we still had to rely on our foreign allies.
	No, I think we need to enhance this a bit.
	I think we need some more enhanced screening procedures, because it's just not good.
	More money.
	Spend more money.
	It's not good enough.
	Is it that we weren't able to see the vulnerability and prevent this from getting into the cargo system where it could have posed a threat to the United States?
	And I suspect that that will be a subject of congressional hearings and oversight after this is over.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's the more money thing.
	The congressional oversight and congressional hearings.
	Yeah, if only we had more money.
	If we just had a little more money, then we would have more people groping my balls.
	Larry, Fran said we.
	The we, is she talking about UPS or FedEx or what?
	The U.S. government.
	Larry, the government will fix it all.
	Two years ago in December of 1988, Pan Am 103 was blown up with a bomb that got into checked luggage.
	We knew even before that that there was...
	Okay, this is the CIA guy, right?
	Yep, yep.
	So he's messaging.
	Yes, messaging big time.
	And by coincidence, I will say, and I have a link in the show notes, NoAgendaShow.com.
	Did you ever hear about these suitcases of money and heroin that were found at Lockerbie?
	No.
	No.
	Well...
	Of course not.
	Why would I? Yeah.
	So, of course, they found two suitcases with heroin and suitcases with large amounts of money that came out of Pan Am 103.
	Yeah.
	But let's just overlook that for a second.
	But this guy knows about it.
	He's in on it because it was CIA money, drugs for money.
	That kind of vulnerability.
	So how long did it take us to get to a point where we required checked luggage to be interrogated to see if it had a bomb on board?
	Hey, checked luggage, let me ask you a question.
	I got that too.
	Checked luggage, where you been?
	Did you pack yourself checked luggage?
	I can't talk, I'm luggage.
	It was after 9-11, so it went over 14 years.
	We've also known that cargo has been a vulnerability for more than 22 years.
	Larry, we were able to put a man on the moon after John F. Kennedy announced it in 1961.
	We got it done in eight years.
	And we killed that fucker, too.
	Do you see how we blew his head off?
	That was cool, wasn't it, Larry?
	Here we are, 22 years later, and we still do not have 96% of the cargo that comes from overseas.
	It's not screened.
	It's not checked.
	It was only in August of this last year that the Congressional GAO office identified that we finally have 100% screening on domestic cargo.
	And even then, when you penetrate that, it's not using 100% of the most effective technology.
	Wait a minute!
	We need some of those x-ray vans.
	We need to order a couple of those.
	Because, you know, that's 100% effective.
	We use it on the slaves on the street.
	How come we can't interrogate the luggage with it?
	Now, I just want to follow this up with...
	You can stop that as it goes on and on.
	This guy just messaged...
	So, I'm starting to watch a couple of interesting channels more than usual.
	And the one I seem to be watching the most, because it's got some really good histories, including, I recommend anyone listening to the show right now, if they have a chance over the next week or so, to watch the military channel, if you have it on your cable.
	That's great.
	The Military Channel has a special called Paris 1919 about the Paris Peace Conference.
	Two parters, two hours.
	It's absolutely astonishing.
	Everything wrong with the world today is summarized in this show and where it began, which was the first global governance meeting, which was the Paris Peace Conference, which is just a jaw-dropper.
	It's a beauty.
	And especially, you know, everyone thinks that Wilson's an asshole.
	This kind of confirms it on a lot of levels.
	But there's also information about how they divided up the world, and everything really came out of this peace conference after World War I that wrecked everything.
	Now, that said, I got the sneaking suspicion that, you know, we talk about on this show, which Adam developed, which is the battle between the White House and the CIA, And I'm wondering whether this battle is actually extended to the Pentagon and having the Pentagon and the CIA having a little battle going on,
	which probably began with Rumsfeld back during the Bush administration, because there is a teaser for a show that just seems to be giving it to the CIA with, I would call it...
	The needle.
	Giving him the needle.
	The CIA is targeted.
	It doesn't say anything about the CIA, but play the military channel clip which came in on the second batch.
	Tuesday.
	Almost a decade after the deadliest attack in U.S. history, the world's most wanted man is still out there.
	Follow the manhunt.
	Well, to answer the question, why is bin Laden alive?
	More secret services looking for this one man than ever looked before.
	Why is bin Laden alive?
	We had easy opportunities to kill Osama bin Laden.
	Why is bin Laden alive?
	He's still trying to attack the United States.
	Why is bin Laden alive?
	Network premiere Tuesday at 10 on the Military Channel.
	Why is Bin Laden alive?
	Because the CIA is keeping him alive.
	At least the ghost of Bin Laden is alive.
	Why is he alive?
	Wow.
	I just said wow.
	Yemen says that Al-Ari, the number two guy, he's in Yemen and they're not going to extradite him.
	I thought he was in Pakistan.
	And now he apparently...
	No, this guy was...
	I think they keep mixing up these names to confuse us.
	I think this was the guy who was always in Yemen.
	Wow.
	There's another show, John, that just came out that I thought would be interesting to have a look at in the new fall season.
	He's a conspiracy theorist with a bad attitude.
	He's a cranky geek with a wide obsession.
	Can't crackpot and buzzkill make it through the morning and get motivation without...
	It's the new Odd Couple.
	Okay, you don't like it.
	Hello?
	Yeah, I'm sorry.
	The Skype went out.
	Oh, okay.
	Did you hear the Odd Couple?
	Yeah, it's cute.
	I think it needs to be modulated.
	Did you pay attention to the...
	You were watching the World Series, right?
	No, I listened to it.
	I do other work.
	I can't watch the World Series because baseball at this level makes me nervous.
	So there's always a guest who sings the national anthem?
	Yeah.
	And let's just hear the introduction to this guest.
	Performing God Bless America, representing the U.S. Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command, Combat Veteran Specialist Kristen Day.
	Psychological Operations Command?
	What?
	That's PSYOPs.
	Yeah.
	That's the PSYOPs people.
	So they're getting rewarded now.
	For waging psychological warfare on us by singing the National Anthem.
	Well, that wasn't the National Anthem.
	That's America the Beautiful.
	Now these events, these sporting events, which have become somehow associated with the military, so you have to play the National Anthem.
	Now they do the National Anthem and God Bless America.
	Pretty soon it's just going to be a concert of themes.
	I don't know.
	Okay, we're way past our time, which of course can only mean one thing.
	Our donations are going to suck because we missed our halfway mark.
	Yeah, dvorak.org slash NA to catch it at the very end.
	We have some people we want to thank this week for donating to the show, and we're going to go through them as fast as we can.
	I think we put our work into the show this week.
	Yeah, we got a lot of...
	I got like a million clips.
	We're never going to get to half of them.
	Chris Engler, let's start with him.
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	In the morning, John and Adam, this donation is 100% of the profits from the sale of the first batch of dice.
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	Hold on a second.
	Let's give her that for a second.
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	And give her a job.
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	That's the daragold.ca.
	Jobs.
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	In the morning, John and Adam, he gave a 66.662 coincidentally.
	Thank you for many listening hours today.
	I want a birthday shout-out.
	We have one coming up because it is, in fact, his birthday on today.
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	So it's a down payment for a larger donation coming next week.
	He's running a sponsor-based funding project for an orchestra recording he's doing.
	We've got a lot of musicians listening to the show.
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	I hope he's hot.
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	Most of our...
	Well, except for that, it's like 95% of the show is true.
	At least.
	And by the way, 6.616 is the number...
	Is the number of the beast.
	That's interesting.
	So he gave us 5616, I guess in New Zealand it is.
	And he also has a website which we'll link.
	Proving that 616, not 666, is the number of the beast.
	Oh, okay.
	So we'll put that link in the show notes.
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	Yeah.
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	Oh.
	This is why...
	You know, I keep saying, you know, it says very clearly on the website, you want to be guaranteed in that anonymity, give $49.99.
	Right, because it won't mention...
	And, of course, it should have been caught on the spreadsheet, and it wasn't.
	It says it right there, anonymous donation.
	Yeah, but it says it in the notes.
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	Happy birthday, Hans Hoffner, 38 on the 28th.
	And Chris Bruckner turned 30 yesterday, actually turned 30.
	Congratulations, happy birthday, and have a great day from your friends here at the No Agenda Show.
	It's your birthday, yeah!
	The Joe says, hey, you guys, you're missing out on the opportunity here.
	I was watching Detroit Public TV doing a pledge drive.
	They almost never mention the word donation.
	We should take note of this, John.
	They always wanted to make sure that you could support them at any giving level.
	A giving level.
	I'd like to have the giving level improve.
	They had a range of support options for every giving level.
	Waiting by the mailbox for my 10-10-10 challenge coin.
	Unfortunately, this is my giving level.
	Giving level.
	Yeah, I think we should think about that.
	Well, we should think about giving level.
	You should ring a bell.
	Ring a couple of phones right now.
	I'm going to give people the website that they should go to help us.
	I don't have my telephones ready.
	You haven't got your telephones ready.
	Where's Lady Gaga when you need her?
	I'm looking for my telephone.
	You go ahead and do a show.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. There's a donation page you can look at.
	We have some new offers on there as of Monday.
	Also, Dvorak.org slash NA. Sorry.
	It sounds like somebody's room service.
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	ChannelDivorac.com slash NA. We're getting calls now.
	The phone banks are blowing up, everybody.
	Noagendashow.com.
	You can find a link there.
	Stop already with the giving levels.
	It's way too much.
	No, seriously.
	Just without a doubt.
	I think we've done a fine job of pulling some media apart today.
	It looks like we've got record numbers on the stream once again.
	All we need is for everyone to pitch in just a little bit.
	These $5 a month donations, I did get a lot of emails from people saying, hey, you know what, you're right.
	And of course they don't get a mention because they're at a lower giving level, but a highly appreciated giving level of $5 a month.
	If everyone would do at least that.
	Yeah, we'd have it made by this.
	It'd be done.
	$5 a month giving level.
	That's all.
	It's so easy.
	Because a lot of people listen to this show.
	$5 a month.
	And this child will walk again.
	I'm sorry.
	Wait a minute.
	That's the wrong pitch.
	And by the way, we need more listeners and we want to preach to the choir, but we also want to preach to the public at large.
	Will somebody please go to noagendastickers.com, print out some stickers and stick them near the toll booth.
	I'm always disappointed driving through the toll booth and seeing that there is stickers for all these little indie rock bands and there's never a No Agenda sticker on there.
	I mean, I go through the fast pass and I can't stop and put a sticker down because that guy behind me will ram me because they're always speeding through the toll plaza when they should only be doing 25, but that's another story.
	So I can't do it myself, but I mean, there are other places, people, that you inch through, you got time, you can head a little to the right a little bit and slap a sticker there on the thing that people crash into.
	John, stop the presses.
	But now I see what we're really doing wrong.
	November 10th, 2010.
	They've been keeping it under wraps for a while, but now they can reveal the Kardashians will be launching their own prepaid MasterCard.
	This is what we should be doing, my friend.
	If you're getting into the credit card business, like the Kardashians.
	Not a bad idea.
	Look at that, man.
	God, they're...
	Is there a big butt on the thing?
	No, there's like the three of them with boobs.
	Well, boobs.
	The card is that it...
	The card is...
	This is great English.
	The card is that...
	So there's three boobs?
	Oh, six boobs.
	I'm sorry, I'm thinking of the other one.
	So, our Kardashian prepaid...
	This is how you get rid of cash in society.
	It's like, make people want to go get this MasterCard from the Kardashians.
	By the way, it's a debit card, not a credit card.
	So you can embarrass yourself.
	You can...
	We're all attending the launch event at Pacha NYC, November 9th.
	More details on the card.
	What's Pacha?
	Some club, isn't it?
	Oh, maybe it is a club.
	Wow, now everyone can go shopping with us.
	Wow.
	Slaves.
	Unbelievable.
	We should do a deal, but we'd have to say the slave card.
	So we could mock it.
	Hey man, are you playing a slave card?
	Master card.
	Master slave card.
	I like that idea.
	It may be possible.
	Maybe somebody out there can set that up for us.
	The slave card.
	Hi, I'm a slave.
	I'd like to play with my slave card, please.
	And we could do the commercials.
	Being a slave has its advantages.
	Priceless.
	So, there's been a lot of confusion that I'd like to clear up right now.
	The official spelling of biodiversité is B-I-O-D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T double E with an accent on the first E. Accent grave or accent ague?
	Accent grave, I believe it is.
	Ague is to the left, right?
	Grave is to the right?
	I forgot.
	Yeah.
	So, biodiversity.
	And, wow.
	I've been receiving nothing but emails about this.
	People have been getting this biodiversity crap in school.
	Very astute comment, actually, from one of our producers said, you know, the reason why this is a great, why biodiversité is a great plan B is because global warming is something you fight against.
	Biodiversité is something you fight for.
	I thought that was really smart.
	Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?
	Yeah, and I agree completely with that email.
	I got that too.
	So a lot of this apparently is a part of the United Nations Agenda 21, which I thought you might actually be familiar with, John, because it's been around for a long, long time.
	And there's even a YouTube clip, which I'm contemplating using it as an end-of-show clip.
	It's about six or seven minutes.
	And it's all about Agenda 21.
	And Agenda 21 from the United Nations, I mean, this is what it really is all about.
	And essentially, it's about putting humans into human resource places where we belong.
	And everything is not sustainable.
	Everything you have and do is not sustainable.
	Farming, not sustainable.
	By the way, this stems again from that, you should watch the special out there, Paris 1919 on the Military Channel.
	This is where this all comes from.
	From the United Nations Agenda 21?
	No, Agenda 21 stems from the old League of Nations and some of the bull crap that was pulled off at the Paris Peace Conference in 1919.
	You watch this and you go, oh, jeez, now I see.
	I mean, it just lays the groundwork down.
	It's like a de Tocqueville book where he comes to the United States and sees the whole thing because he's right at the core of it.
	This is just all part of this scheme to enslave everybody, essentially.
	And it's pretty interesting because as a part of this, and there's a lot of research I've been doing, and again, we just want to really keep our eyes on this because...
	I like the name, Agenda 21.
	I'm looking at the website, Division for Sustainable Development, Agenda 21.
	It just looks like something from a movie.
	Yeah, it's really bad.
	Bad science fiction movie.
	So as a part of this, the CFR, of course, the Council on Foreign Relations, is involved, and they need to propagate their message, and there's all these full-length talks with important people like the head of Department of Engineering and Public Policy.
	I lost you.
	Oh, are we back?
	You with me?
	Yeah.
	So I found this little ditty.
	A little ditty is like an hour and a half.
	I watched the whole thing.
	Developing an international framework for geoengineering.
	And I have a theory about this.
	Now, do you know what geoengineering is, John?
	It's building canals and things like that, as far as I know.
	Yeah, okay.
	All the things before I turn things over to John.
	First of all, the word geoengineering turns out to be sort of inclusive.
	I mean, to different people, it seems to mean all kinds of different stuff.
	So, for you, of course, John, it means like building canals and stuff, right?
	But here's the expert.
	This is the experts who are talking about this stuff at the Council on Foreign Relations, a part of Agenda 21, developing an international framework for geoengineering.
	This is a brand new video from March 10th.
	The...
	The Royal Society in London did an assessment recently.
	Yeah, and those guys are on the up and up, right?
	The Royal Society, those guys are great.
	Yeah, trust them.
	Actually, the discussion in the back of that assessment on governance builds directly on the results of the two workshops we ran because two of the key authors had been participants in both of those workshops.
	And they did a very useful thing.
	They introduced two words.
	Solar radiation management for...
	Write it down, John.
	Solar radiation management.
	Okay?
	Write it down because there will be a test.
	Stuff that involves...
	And by the way, he says stuff a lot.
	It's just stuff, man.
	Stuff.
	Just stuff.
	Stuff.
	Changing the albedo.
	What's the albedo?
	I don't know what the albedo is.
	Look up albedo while I play the rest of the clip.
	Albedo.
	Look it up.
	And actually, in a piece that we published in Nature about a month and a half ago, Nature used some...
	Apparently, they can just publish whatever they want in Nature.
	Nature has no editors.
	We publish that shit.
	Albedo is the object of a measure of how strongly it reflects light from a light source such as the sun.
	Okay.
	...phrase about sunscreens or sunshades, which is perhaps maybe even better.
	And then all the other stuff was carbon dioxide removal.
	Very interesting.
	All the other stuff.
	Carbon dioxide removal.
	So this is all geoengineering.
	Very interesting, John, because this is all coming down.
	And in fact, I think that they are going to roll in the legislation and the rules and global governance, as you'll hear this guy say literally, in order to apologize for what they've already been doing.
	Among other things, on that side you can actually build devices to scrub carbon dioxide directly out of the atmosphere.
	Did you know that?
	How come?
	Yeah, I didn't know there was anything.
	I guess you could build.
	Nobody's building anything like this.
	Well, there's a reason.
	There's a reason.
	Yeah, to kill us all.
	And then sequester.
	It's called a tree does that, by the way.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Planting a tree is what that's called.
	Stand by.
	That is, put it deep underground, inappropriate strata.
	Those sorts of processes are inherently slow.
	Slow.
	They could be...
	Because trees don't grow that fast.
	As cheap as $100 to $200 a ton, so they're important.
	They set an upper bound on what the cost of controlling CO2 might be.
	But they're inherently slow, and you could do them within the confines of a particular nation.
	I don't view them as posing significant governance issues.
	On the other hand, the stuff that involves...
	The stuff.
	Just the stuff.
	Whatever that stuff is.
	Just that stuff.
	...changing the albedo by, for example, putting very fine particles in the stratosphere, and we can...
	Oh!
	We put very fine particles in the stratosphere.
	They're trying to kill us.
	Well, listen.
	Talk a bit more about how you would go about doing that.
	Could be done at relatively low cost.
	Uh-huh.
	Can we get those particles out of the atmosphere after we put them up there?
	No, no, John.
	It's very low cost because we just put them in airplanes and shoot them out, right?
	A hundredth or less the cost of abating emissions.
	And it could be done by a single state operating within the confines of its national borders.
	Right, okay.
	So then I dig in a little deeper.
	Again, there's an hour and a half I'm doing this stuff for you people.
	You can't afford $5 a month to support us.
	That's our giving level requirement.
	And here's what I come up with.
	We need to do research is to, in the event that we have a climate disaster...
	Ew!
	Which, of course, would be fabricated on spreadsheets.
	We know what we're getting into if we suddenly decided we had to do this.
	We had a billion people at risk around the world, for example.
	And so in the back few slides of this thing that I've passed out is an argument that says one of the things that the climate science community should start doing fairly quickly is figuring out a space in which They could do field experiments without any sort of international oversight or review.
	I think if you...
	I mean, we do stuff in the stratosphere all the time, of course.
	Oh, there it is!
	Oh, my God.
	Let me just hear that again.
	Let me just hear that again.
	I mean, we do stuff in the stratosphere all the time, of course, and so...
	We do stuff in the stratosphere all the time, of course.
	I thought you didn't bring up harp.
	No, man.
	I just love that.
	Here's the actual admission.
	We do stuff in the stratosphere all the time, of course.
	Well, I think we have to find out what this stuff is.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's fine particles of aluminium.
	It's all in there.
	You can go read it.
	Who is this asshole?
	He is...
	The Director for International and Security Studies at the University of Maryland.
	Oh, University of Maryland.
	Spook Central.
	Uh-huh.
	Uh-huh.
	So, very interesting that as a part of Agenda 21, now the United Nations, this is amazing, they are saying, hey, you know, we need to have rules, man.
	People just can't go spraying shit in the air, you know, like, we have to make sure no one does that.
	Because, of course, they want global governance over the chemtrailing.
	So they can then go back and say, well, we had to save you.
	You know, we had to save your albedo.
	And Viagra wasn't working.
	So we had to save your albedo.
	And that's why we were spraying all that shit in the air.
	Because that's just the stuff we do.
	And we do it all the time.
	I think that is actually...
	Worthy.
	Holy God, I have this.
	I've seen Curvy's Petty Dom today.
	Well, it's distressing.
	Yeah, so...
	But again, I tell everyone, go watch this Paris...
	Let me bring the Paris 1919 thing back one last time, and I can say it again.
	A couple of interesting side notes at that event, besides the fact that John Maynard Keynes was at the meeting and all the rest of the...
	Everybody from the whole world was there.
	Ho Chi Minh shows up.
	Paris 1919?
	Paris 1919.
	Ho Chi Minh shows up to talk about Vietnam and some situations because they're dividing up the world right there.
	That's when they created Iraq.
	That's when they made Belgium.
	This is when they did everything.
	Ho Chi Minh shows up.
	Don't forget, we lost 50,000 people in that idiotic war in Vietnam.
	Ho Chi Minh shows up.
	Woodrow Wilson tells him to fuck himself and they won't even hear him.
	Wow.
	He went back home.
	I don't see a...
	Surely someone must have a...
	There must be an online video source of it somewhere.
	I see it listed on the military channel for when it's airing, but we need to get a...
	That needs to go on NoAgendaTV.com.
	NoAgendaTV.com.
	People, get all over this, please.
	Get a copy of that, Paris 1919.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	It's like a multi-parter, man.
	There's like two parts.
	Two parts.
	Yeah, two parts.
	Two hours in total.
	We need to get all over that.
	So anyway, so as a part of Biodiversité, which of course is going to extinct all animals, and we need to be...
	I'm going to play that as end of show clip, that whole thing.
	No, the Agenda 21 clip.
	Oh, okay.
	So it's not the hour one.
	No, let me just cue it up so I make sure I have it.
	It's amazing.
	Okay, it's cued up.
	And it's all these speakers and all these international fora.
	And they're all saying, well, you know, we need to put people in people places.
	You can't live where you want to live.
	You need to live in a people place.
	Which, by the way, was another thing that was going on.
	Never mind.
	So let's change gears because the election's on Tuesday.
	Yeah.
	Yes, and I'm quite confused as a California voter.
	Vote yes on 19.
	Well, yes on 19 is, I understand, but now there's 25, there's 23, there's all these propositions, it seems to me.
	But here's, I want to play a couple clips.
	Meg Whitman was blasted, I wish I had this clip handy, but Meg Whitman was blasted a few weeks ago by just, she would parrot, apparently was parroting a lot of stuff that Schwarzenegger was saying, and then they copied it.
	It was very funny.
	It was humorous.
	He would say something, she'd say the same thing.
	So Whitman, late in the campaign, she's not going to win anyway, but she came up with this great Jerry Brown ad, because apparently after Brown, when he was first governor, came out of office, he was interviewed by CNN after making an announcement that he lied about this and lied about that.
	So they grill him, and then they play this.
	This becomes part of this ad.
	I think it's just great.
	Oh, here it is.
	I'm sorry.
	I couldn't find it.
	Here we go.
	After Jerry Brown was no longer governor, he finally came clean.
	What did you lie about when you were governor?
	It's all a lie.
	What did you lie about?
	You run for office and the assumption is, oh, I know what to do.
	You know, I didn't have a plan for California.
	You say you're going to lower taxes, you're going to put people to work, you're going to improve the schools, the schools are going to stop crime, crime is up, schools are worse, taxes are higher.
	I mean, be real.
	I didn't have a plan for California.
	It's all a lie.
	So the thing is, should I not vote at all or just only vote on Prop 19 and just leave everything else blank?
	You should do the following that everyone is trying to do.
	Vote yes on 19 and then vote out every incumbent, no matter whether you like him or not.
	Just vote him out.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's just like, I don't like any of these guys.
	Not a single one of them.
	So the marijuana thing is now being propagandized on the news media, and I've got two clips I want to run.
	Let's just explain to people who are new, because we have to do that from time to time.
	In California now, there's a proposition which the slaves get to vote on, pretend like we're part of some process, and it's the legalization of marijuana in California.
	And there's a bunch of memes that are being thrown in there.
	It's a last-ditch effort to get the nose to win.
	And by the way, if the nose win, California should be ashamed of itself.
	All these years, a liberal state, bitching and moaning, they've got legalized medical marijuana, they're one step away from legalizing it, and now they're thinking twice about it.
	I mean, what kind of wimpy, namby-pamby jerk-offs are in this state that they wouldn't vote yes on this?
	Play the huge package, which is a large package, it's like almost two minutes, on the marijuana gate, and it's entitled Gateway to Death.
	As for the polling on Prop 19, well, it's been all over the place.
	But Tuesday, we're going to get the numbers that really count.
	As Dave Bryant shows us, the opposition rolled out a big push today, calling the measure a gateway to death.
	The debate over the most controversial 2010 ballot proposition in the country, California's Prop 19 to legalize marijuana, continues to get hotter as Election Day draws near in what could be a close race.
	The no on Prop 19 campaign brought in the heavy artillery Senator Dianne Feinstein to lead the charge as the final weekend of the race is now upon us.
	After a news conference, an emotional Feinstein in an animated way said no on Prop 19 is the only answer.
	I have a 17-year-old granddaughter.
	I have five other grandchildren.
	This is not how I want them to grow up, to go to a party and somebody pulls out some marijuana and says, go ahead, it's legal.
	Yeah, instead I want them to have some heroin because that's the reason.
	It's not legal for a 17-year-old one.
	And two, they're getting offered it anyway, and it's more appealing when it's not legal.
	What kind of a rock has she been hiding under?
	She is an out-and-out idiot.
	She was an idiot before she was a senator.
	She's still an idiot.
	And therefore you're a sissy if you don't because it's legal.
	One of the sponsors of the No on 19 news conference was the Mothers Against Drunk Driving organization, MAD, which claims passage of Prop 19 will open the floodgates to stoned drivers on California freeways and a lot more traffic.
	Let me tell you, I drive on the California freeways.
	They're stoned already, man.
	It's...
	That's the point they make.
	Every single person.
	What?
	I would say that's the point the next person makes, but the other thing is, on the 405, you can't go more than six miles an hour.
	It's like, dude, am I stoned or are we just going really slow?
	Begins their day in their vehicle and they end it in their vehicle to get home safely to their children.
	And if this drug is passed, if we do not defeat this drug, we will see those deaths and injuries go up.
	But the supporters of Prop 19 argue that you're kidding yourself if you don't think there are already plenty of stone drivers in California.
	And just like alcohol, they say, driving under the influence of marijuana would remain a serious crime if Prop 19 passes.
	I'm sorry, but anybody that thinks there's going to be more stone people on the freeways is mistaken.
	Finally, people are going to have to get to purchase cannabis in retail establishments where they're going to be reminded that you can't drive under the influence.
	But former LAPD Deputy Chief Stephen Downing, now retired, says the war on drugs has been a failed trillion-dollar experiment, much like Prohibition failed to stop the consumption of alcohol.
	That's entirely untrue.
	It's been an incredible success for the people making money on the war against drugs.
	It's exactly what everyone wanted.
	We made tons of dough on that shit.
	It wasn't to stop people from using drugs, it was to make money, and it's worked great.
	Talking about a law that's created a black market just like Prohibition did between 1920 and 1933.
	It created the highest rate of murders in the history of the United States at the time.
	The arguments of the No on 19 campaign appear to be sinking in.
	Recent polls have shown that support for the no side is increasing, while the yes support has leveled off.
	Next Tuesday, we get the answer.
	So I'm looking at...
	By the way, before you go on with that, I want to mention something that you heard in this little presentation, which is the use of the word but.
	When we transition from the one guy saying, everyone's stoned now, they're kidding themselves, and he's obviously pro-19, and then the voiceover says, but...
	Indicating that you're going to have a counter-argument, but there wasn't a counter-argument.
	It was this ex-police chief, deputy police chief, saying the whole thing was a mess.
	And so it was very interesting to make you kind of, like, scramble your brain so you never actually heard what that guy had to say.
	I just thought it was a bad package.
	A couple of things.
	So I received this booklet, which I think every registered voter in California receives.
	The general election booklet.
	Right.
	And by the way, I'm just noticing they've misspelled my name.
	Mr.
	Adon C. Curry.
	Adon.
	Adon?
	Adon.
	Oh, terrorist.
	I'm a terrorist.
	Adan.
	Adan Alawi Alaki.
	Adan.
	Your name is Adan.
	Are you Pakistani?
	Adan Khoury?
	Are you Pakistani?
	You must be a terrorist.
	So it basically has all the propositions in here.
	And there's a couple of things that don't add up to what I just heard in that report.
	So the proposal here, reading verbatim, this measure changes state law to, one, legalize the possession and cultivation of Of limited amounts of marijuana for personal use by individuals age 21 or older.
	So, the 17-year-old, it would be illegal for that 17-year-old to use marijuana, because it has to be 21 or older.
	But also, all this talk about purchasing at retail, cultivation, I could grow it.
	Right, you could if you wanted to.
	I'd love to.
	Weeds are beautiful plants.
	They are pretty plants.
	And they grow like weeds.
	It's great.
	That's why they call it weed.
	No, really.
	And two, it authorized various commercial-related activities under certain conditions.
	So that's really...
	Yeah, licensing.
	Yeah.
	License and taxed.
	It would bring in $8 billion or so, or billions for sure, into the state coffers.
	The state's broke.
	But we have idiots like Dianne Feinstein going on and on about how her 17-year-old granddaughter, you know, this is grandma talking, is going to be given a joint and...
	Talked into smoking it because it's legal when it's not legal for the 17-year-old to be smoking it.
	So this is an out-and-out blatant lie that she's providing.
	Thank you very much, Diane.
	You know what's really funny?
	You know when I was in college for all of three months, you know the code word for when there was weed on campus?
	Do you know what the code word was back then?
	It was like, hey, that makes good sense to me, man.
	You know, use the word sense for sense Amelia, right?
	Yeah.
	So, here it is.
	Proposition 19.
	Common sense control of marijuana.
	That's funny.
	Someone has humor, whoever wrote Proposition 19.
	It's a common sense.
	I never heard that mean, but it's good.
	It makes good sense, man.
	It makes common sense, man.
	Get it?
	Get it?
	Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
	So, just to finish this off, there's been a bunch of these debates.
	Usually, the people that are against Prop 19, their argument is, it's a gateway drug, even though it's been proven not to be.
	It's a gateway drug, and the other real sensible, logical argument is, why should we legalize yet another intoxicant?
	We've got too many.
	Why should we legalize another?
	That's it.
	That's their whole argument.
	It's a gateway drug, and why should we legalize another intoxicant?
	Now...
	I have this other clip played.
	This is a debate about four people, two people for marijuana, and like three people, one neutral and three people against it, including some doctor who's a Chinese or a Filipino, I don't know what she is, woman who sounds like that one that runs the UN or Miss Swan from the old Friday show or the Mad TV show.
	She just sounds like an idiot.
	I can't believe she's a doctor.
	And just play this clip and see how much of it you can stand.
	It's not taking into account what doctors, medical researchers are saying in comparison to tobacco and marijuana.
	Dr.
	Sebi, would you want to say something?
	Because I think it could also be like a gateway drug.
	What do you think about it, it being a gateway drug?
	If we're going to legalize marijuana for its property for pain control, why not just also legalize cocaine and heroin?
	Yes!
	Yes!
	Very good idea.
	This is not why we're legalizing it for pain control.
	It's already legalized for pain control.
	But go ahead and do that.
	She's an idiot.
	It does the same thing.
	It does also for pain control.
	It helps people.
	That was a question.
	We want you to take OxyContin for pain control because that's the really good shit.
	It was covered by the commission as well, and they found absolutely no relevance to it.
	In fact, over and over and over again, in the research community, I have to be very honest, in the research community, the gateway drug issue hasn't been a question for 40 years.
	Yes, but I am Asian, therefore I have credibility.
	I'm sorry.
	Every independent commission, every independent scientific body that has ever looked at the gateway theory has debunked it, including the Institute of Medicine in a report commissioned by the White House.
	It's simply a phony argument, and I'm amazed that it's still being dragged out.
	That statement is totally inaccurate.
	Studies have shown that not every person that smokes marijuana I can't listen to this, John.
	This is bullshit.
	I can't listen to it.
	Hey, let me ask you a question, man.
	For someone who doesn't smoke marijuana, you're like really all over this shit, man.
	Why are you so pissed off about it?
	Yeah, well, when I was a student, I remember at the University of California, it came up as a topic.
	Yeah.
	And I think and I was I bought into the idea it should be legalized because there's no worse than alcohol.
	And I knew guys who were actually alcoholics that had kind of become off of it.
	A friend of mine, as a matter of fact, was an out and out drunk in college.
	And he kind of got himself off alcohol by being a pothead, even though it was at least he wasn't going to kill himself or blow out his kidneys or liver.
	Right.
	And I I've always and then when the when the idea of taxation came along.
	And by the way, I live in Berkeley.
	I'm all in.
	I don't smoke pot.
	When you're older, it's like a silly drug to be dealing with.
	But I just don't.
	I see it exactly as a prohibition issue.
	I see the whole thing as a scam from the beginning.
	I think that the usages will go down like it has in Portugal.
	When it's legalized, I think it'll stabilize things, and I think that the scams that are going on around these drugs by the people growing it illegally and all the rest of it, and the drug lords, it's such a negative influence, a negative impact on society, that it should be legalized, whether you smoke it or not.
	You should realize that, unless you want to have the Mexican gangs take over the place.
	John C. Devorak's pet peeve of the day.
	Hell yeah.
	Hell yeah.
	Very nice.
	Well put, sir.
	Well, a couple things as we cruise around Gitmo Nation before we wind it all up.
	I discovered something rather disturbing.
	As you know, we have a Second Amendment here in the United States, which is our right to bear arms.
	I am a believer in the Constitution.
	I think it's a good idea to have guns.
	A very controversial position to take coming from the United States of Europe, having lived there for a while.
	People don't understand this.
	They don't understand how I can think that.
	There's a lot of studies pro and against that.
	But I think it's a good idea.
	I have guns.
	I think it's good.
	However, Cerberus Capital Management, now we know who they are, right John?
	No, I don't.
	Yes, you do.
	That's the huge hedge fund run by Dan Quayle.
	Oh, that thing.
	The blood fund.
	Yes.
	Their logo is the three-headed dog who guards the gates of hell.
	Right.
	And they own like everything.
	All the big military consultants.
	Who said Quayle was a dummy?
	Yeah.
	Right.
	All the stuff, all these big military contractors, they own that.
	So they have a holding company called the Freedom Group.
	And the Freedom Group, in recent years, has acquired Remington, Bushmaster, Marlin, H&R, DMPS, and a slew of other firearms-related companies, and most recently, the Barnes Bullet Corporation, who is the largest manufacturer of bullets.
	Now, I sense something bad going on here, particularly when you call it the Freedom Group.
	I think that it's like the evil Satanists with the three-headed dog guarding the gates to hell basically can turn on or off the bullet supply along with all the guns.
	And no one has really noticed this.
	Remington, Bushmaster, Marlin, H&R, they own all the gun companies.
	It's pretty nasty, right?
	Well, they don't own Colt.
	Does Colt still exist?
	I'm pretty sure they do.
	I'm sure they haven't been rolled up into something else?
	They could have been rolled up into something else.
	Let's take a look.
	We should know this off the top of our heads, but that's what Google is good for.
	Colt Firearms, Colt.com, Colt Manufacturing.
	Let me go to their website, Colt.com.
	I thought they were purchased by someone.
	Quality makes a Colt, Colt, Colt, Colt.
	Not seeing any evidence.
	So we should go out and buy Colts, I guess.
	Colts makes a great gun.
	Yeah, we should go out and buy some of those before they get bought up.
	And they make an AR-15A2 government gun, an AR-15A3 tactical.
	But they don't make bullets.
	You see, the gun is pretty useless without the bullets.
	A lot of people should, yeah.
	Barnes Bullets, located in Mona, Utah, is the industry-leading supplier of copper bullets, including copper tin composite core bullets, major player in the lead-free bullet market, This, of course, is important as lead core bullets have been banned in many hunting areas.
	That's another thing the government has done.
	You can't have any lead.
	Because, you know, lead might kill someone if the bullet strikes them.
	That makes so much sense.
	With the acquisition of Barnes, the Freedom Group continues to demonstrate our commitment to the ammunition business.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I think it's all for government contracts.
	Quail's got an edge.
	Probably.
	I don't think it's anything to do with anything except making money.
	Anyway, gosh, you know, the cholera in Haiti just isn't doing enough.
	It's not killing enough people.
	No, so report now that Haiti is at serious risk of further devastation from earthquakes.
	Amazing.
	90 years, they never have an earthquake.
	Then all of a sudden, not one but a second one is being predicted by geologists.
	I don't want to interrupt you, but this Colt 9mm submachine gun looks pretty cool.
	Let's get us a couple of those.
	Let's get two of those.
	It can't be automatic, right?
	You probably just saw something off.
	Chris Jacob will get us a pair.
	I'll order a pair.
	Okay?
	I'll order a couple of those.
	Colt 9mm semi-automatic?
	Is that what it is?
	Submachine gun.
	Wait a minute.
	Send me that link.
	I just erased it.
	Let me go back.
	Does it look badass?
	It looks cool.
	It's a cool looking gun.
	It looks like a smaller AR-15.
	Hold on a second.
	Now we sound like a pair of jerks.
	Republican crazies.
	Gun nuts.
	Hey, man, let's pick us up a couple of those 9mm submachine guns.
	They're so much better than Uzis.
	You know, Uzis is just pain in the ass.
	They block all the time.
	This actually has its own little link, Colt 9mm SMG. Here, I'll put it in the show notes for people who want to buy one.
	Send me the link.
	I want to take a look at it.
	I'm getting it.
	Geez.
	Yeah, hurry up a little bit.
	Takes a second.
	Okay.
	While you're taking that second, let me get back to Haiti.
	There you go.
	It's not coming through.
	It comes through eventually.
	So, oh, here it is.
	Let me just take a look at this gun for a second.
	Let me just see if I like it.
	It has a nice carrying handle.
	Wow!
	It looks totally badass.
	Cool.
	I gotta get me one of those.
	Shoot me some slaves.
	Perfect.
	Okay.
	So, anyway, Nature Magazine, which, by the way, you know, people can just publish in, as we heard earlier from the...
	Apparently, yeah.
	I think I'll do a report and send it in.
	Biodiversité, people.
	Other earthquakes are inevitable.
	Now, if that isn't enough...
	We have turned on the weather modification system to direct Hurricane Tomas directly towards Haiti.
	This is great.
	This thing actually took a turn.
	It was like, eh, we're going to go Cuba, no, Haiti!
	Yeah, Haiti!
	So, finally, they're going to get rid of everybody there.
	It's about time.
	But it also, if they have a hurricane hit Haiti, that's time for another rock concert.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Collect more money.
	That's right, another show.
	And we've got to put something up on one of our websites, which is a Clinton watch.
	And how many days since they haven't filed their form?
	Well, this is a good question.
	Let me just take another look at clintonfoundation.org.
	I do it from time to time about the Clinton Foundation.
	We'll click on that link.
	And let's see.
	Has he filed his Form 990 yet?
	Annual and financial reports?
	And no!
	Gee, not yet.
	Still no Form 990, and it's now officially two days late.
	Two weeks, I'm sorry.
	Two weeks after the double extension.
	So not just after the double extension.
	They got a lot of money in, you know, they got to launder.
	I mean, account for.
	Yeah.
	Let me just see.
	I have spent a little bit of time reading through the now proposed changes to the Lisbon Treaty in the United States of Europe.
	That's your constitution, people.
	The one you didn't get to vote on except for Ireland.
	And I just kept going back.
	No, no, no.
	Vote again, people.
	You didn't get to vote right.
	So...
	This, of course, they say is to change the no bailout clause.
	This is the whole problem because they weren't supposed to have more than 3% of GDP debt.
	That was part of the promise of the Lisbon Treaty.
	All these states would get together and it would all work out beautifully.
	And it didn't work out so well.
	So...
	Here's some of the, and the document is listed in the show notes, of course.
	Point one, this will ensure the effective implementation of new surveillance arrangements as soon as possible.
	You see, this is what I love about these documents.
	It's like they'll say, it's about finances, but then all of a sudden new surveillance arrangements show up.
	And making progress in tackling climate change is becoming ever more urgent.
	That's also in this binding legal framework.
	So you're getting screwed again, people.
	They're changing the shit you didn't get to vote on in the first place.
	Oh, I wanted to mention to you, John, that we got props from Thomas E. Woods.
	Did you know that?
	Yeah, he gave us a link.
	Yeah, he tweeted about us.
	And if you have not seen it, he has YouTube.com slash Thomas...
	I think it's Thomas Woods TV. He has the funniest...
	The guy is like us.
	He has the funniest video called Interview with a Zombie.
	And he has a zombie, a guy made up like a zombie, interviewing him about nullification.
	It's hilarious.
	And all the zombie does is goes like, racist!
	Just like...
	Neo-Confederate.
	It's really funny.
	The guy is great.
	And I've been reading his stuff, his blog, and he's written a couple other books.
	Wow, what a fantastic guy.
	If you die, I feel good now because I've got a guy who can replace you.
	I mean, I'm just saying, right?
	You'd be out, too.
	I love you, man.
	I need you.
	I'm just saying.
	He has actually published his books.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, that kind of hurt, didn't it?
	Right in the nuts.
	I just went through a TSA line.
	Alright, I mean, there's tons of other stuff we could talk about, but I think we should just save that.
	Yeah, we ran out of time.
	Well, we've got a good show lined up for Thursday, then.
	Yes, we do.
	We've got the Ministry of Pussification coming out.
	We also have the elections to discuss.
	They'll be over.
	Well, should we do a show after the elections?
	Instead of waiting until Thursday, should we do a brief...
	No, because the election will be Tuesday.
	Wednesday, they're going to have all the final results, and they're going to be talking about it and deconstructing it as best they can.
	And then we can, on Thursday, take a look at the coverage and do a real thorough...
	And do it, yeah.
	Yeah, you're probably right.
	There's no reason to rush.
	They have to rush into everything.
	Oh, you know, these guys, the votes came in, let's do a story.
	Yeah.
	Oh, and before we leave, did you see any of the Rally for Sanity?
	The Jon Stewart thing?
	No, I didn't see any of it.
	I was getting my hair cut.
	I guess they probably packed him in.
	I mean, I'm sure they would.
	But to me, I think the Glenn Beck thing, he goes out and does this and runs around with O'Reilly doing special events.
	They pack in stadiums.
	I think people are just hard up for entertainment.
	That's not blowing their ears out or rap where you have a risk of getting shot.
	I think people just try to get out of the house for these things.
	I don't think they mean anything.
	I don't think it means anything that a million people showed up to listen to Glenn Beck try to turn you into a Mormon.
	I don't think it means anything that Colbert and Stewart went out to give a free rock concert, essentially.
	Well, the only thing that I, because I was following the tweets, and what I saw was, wow, that clip on the media was amazing.
	And from what I understand, I haven't seen the clip.
	I need to look at it.
	What I understand is they showed a lot of CNN and Fox, predominantly Fox, but a lot of CNN clips as well about fear-mongering, but somehow Rachel Maddow didn't make it into the montage.
	I don't know, man.
	It felt like a confusing thing.
	It's on C-SPAN.org.
	C-SPAN recorded it, so I'll watch it and take a look at it.
	It's just entertainment.
	It's a form of entertainment.
	I think so, too.
	It's preaching to the choir.
	Everything that's wrong with the country is epitomized by these events.
	Unfortunately, those two guys are millionaires, and we are douchebags.
	Yeah.
	That's the only unfortunate thing.
	That's the joke of it.
	Hey, Glenn Beck is making like $20 million a year, and everyone says he's a man of the people.
	Yeah, right.
	Let me get back in my private jet and fly out of here.
	Yeah.
	Because I don't fly a private jet.
	I only fly first class.
	Give me a break.
	So, Dvorak.org slash NA. All of you should be at a $5 a month giving level at least.
	If all of you did it, if everyone had a giving level of $5, we could basically stop the whole donation giving segment because we'd be set.
	Right?
	Yeah, it's true.
	Well, then what the hell is up with that?
	Because only 1% of the people that listen to the show actually care enough about the show.
	I mean, they like the show.
	But, you know, it's like, eh, you know, these guys are fine.
	We don't need, you know, we don't need my $5.
	Besides that, I got to buy some junk food.
	I got to go to the movies and watch some propaganda.
	So I have to pay $20 for, you know, or $100 to go out with the family to watch Avatar.
	Which is about what it costs.
	It costs about $20 to go up, or $100 to take a big family, a big family, family of three, family of four, to the movies, and then buy the popcorn and all the rest of it.
	You're out $100.
	Well, anyway, thanks everybody.
	You provide more entertainment than that.
	For those of you who are at the giving level, status, thank you so much.
	It's highly appreciated.
	You set a great example, all 1% of you.
	So Agenda 21 for Dummies is coming up.
	It's actually like eight minutes, a little bit longer than I thought, but I think you will enjoy that as an end-of-show clip.
	And I'm looking forward to joining my brother-in-arms soon also to have the fine 9mm submachine gun from Colt.
	SMG. Yay!
	Coming to you from Get My Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California.
	Well, we're all getting ready to toke up.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we lament the loss of the Giants to the Texas team yesterday.
	I hope they make up for it.
	And, of course, we only have 2% of the people that care about baseball, except me.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We will talk to you again on Thursday right here, right after the bat signal on No Agenda.
	Sustainable development has become the popularized expression for Agenda 21.
	Agenda 21 is the 1992 United Nations' real declaration on the environment and development.
	It is the agenda for the 21st century you're living in today, for a brave new world where everything that you cherished and held true will no longer exist.
	Agenda 21 defines itself as the comprehensive plan of action to be taken globally, nationally, and locally by organizations of the United Nations systems.
	It also elevates nature above man and it contains something called the precautionary principle where basically you're guilty until you're proven innocent.
	Sustainable development is the philosophy designed to bring human beings across the globe under the full control of a narrow human elite.
	It's a 40-chapter document to basically control the world.
	It's based entirely on socialist control mechanisms.
	Sustainable developers have designed a global movement coordinated through a global to local action plan to create world government in accordance with certain objectives.
	These objectives include an end to national sovereignty, the abolition of private property, the restructure of the family unit, and increasing limitations and restrictions on mobility and individual opportunity.
	The green goal includes the listings of what's not sustainable.
	A couple of the examples include private property.
	728 lists fossil fuels.
	Golf courses and ski lodges are not.
	Irrigation is not sustainable.
	Paved roads.
	Commercial agriculture.
	Herbicides, pesticides.
	Elsewhere, it lists farmlands, pastures, grazing of livestock, and a family unit.
	The focus of sustainable development is the abolition of private property, societal undermining of the family, and abandonment of the constitutional protection of unalienable rights as described in the Declaration of Independence.
	Now, this was a lot of crazy ideas.
	This was back in the mid-90s.
	Crazy ideas, I heard.
	Mother Earth's surface wasn't to be scratched.
	Human beings were to be concentrated into human settlement zones.
	Educational systems were to focus on the environment as the central organizing principle.
	All aspects of life were covered.
	Amen.
	Well, I went to these committees at the request of some people who told me that I needed to understand what was going on, and I came back and I said, this is craziness.
	This is so silly.
	It has no chance of having any effect on our society.
	Well, I was wrong.
	The United States government's support for sustainable development, Agenda 21, is very clear.
	In 1992, while the Rio conference was going on, George Bush, then president, was there, Where he executed the Agenda 21 protocols on behalf of the United States and brought it back to Washington, D.C. Within a year, Bill Clinton, by executive order, no congressional review, established the President's Council for Sustainable Development.
	In Santa Cruz, we've got a two-lane freeway system.
	We need four, but what we're getting is hundreds of millions of dollars of federal money to take a dilapidated rail line that Southern Pacific wants to put in the hands of somebody else so that a commuter line can be built along the railroad track that will be followed by 14-story buildings where people will live and stack them and pack them Where developers, or so-called sustainable developers, will build these high-rises with federal dollars.
	In fact, Santa Cruz has received a $300 million federal grant to build the first 3,000 of these stacking-packed communists.
	The County Board of Supervisors have said, if you are a sustainable developer, you're immune.
	From any construction defect liability.
	It's a partnership between selected developers building this new world order and the government using the American taxpayer dollars in order to do it.
	This is a map of the Wildlands Project.
	To explain the map, the red are areas that are to be off limits to human beings.
	No resource development.
	No human activity.
	If you live there, you won't.
	The yellow areas are the areas for major control of all human activity.
	If you live there, you won't.
	The black areas, the black dots, are the smart growth cells.
	That's where human beings are to be stacked and packed In small living units, along rail tracks, the Smart Growth Program ultimately has jobs assigned and children cared for by the state.
	The question has been asked many times how the people who are perpetrating these things expect to do this and make it last.
	And the answer to that is that you steal a generation of children and you indoctrinate them so that they accept these ideas and they become global citizens in the coming global village.
	UNESCO came out and declared 2005 to 2015 the Decade of Education for Sustainable Development.
	But they go on to say that it will encompass the 40 chapters of Agenda 21.
	That is your federal national curriculum.
	The entire purpose of second grade social studies is to transfer loyalty from the family to the government.
	And teach them about sustainable economic consumption.
	Students construct their own understandings of reality and realize that objective reality is not knowable.
	So why bother?
	The truth is, the truth which keeps men free is being suppressed in order to prop up the attitude training agenda.
	And it moves on.
	This is our new math called Connected Mathematics.
	Standard 3 tells us that students learn that mathematics is man-made, that it is arbitrary, and good solutions are arrived at by consensus.
	Most of us assume 2 plus 2 has always been equal to 4.
	You're wrong.
	We might reach a new consensus.
	How well does it work?
	Well, they tell you.
	In the teacher's guide in the back, it tells us that because the curriculum doesn't emphasize arithmetic computations done by hand, some students may not do as well on tests assessing computational skills.
	We believe such a trade-off in the favor of CMP is very much to the student's advantage in the world of work.
	Our children are mathematically illiterate on purpose.
	How do I know on purpose?
	Why isn't this just a basic bad idea?
	Because the sustainable development plan tells us so.
	Generally, more highly educated people who have higher incomes consume more resources than poorly educated people who tend to have lower incomes.
	In this case, more education increases the threat to sustainability.
	Charlotte Iserby, I owe you an apology.
	I did not believe for the longest time it was a deliberate dumbing down.
	I thought the dumbing down was a natural consequence of a bad idea.
	Folks, it's deliberate.
	It's deliberate.
	The sustainable globalist goal is the orchestration of a planned fall of American principles, values, and lifestyles.
	The effect on the average American will be devastating.
	With modernizing technology, the ordinary person will live without independence, privacy, or substantive rights.
	Another press conference that I attended was the ICLEI Group, the International Committee for Local Environmental Initiatives that helps in the implementation of Agenda 21 in all of our local communities.
	And one of the speakers was Harvey Reuven, who happens to be the Vice Chair of ICLEI. And I asked him about the correlative rights that Americans derive from the United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
	And that, of course, is your individual liberties, your private property, your freedom of speech.
	Asked about our clashing with Agenda 21.
	Do you know what his response was?

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