The Matt Walsh Show - Matt Walsh's "Am I Racist?" THE GAME! (Uncut Edition) Aired: 2024-12-14 Duration: 14:58 === Is That Racist? (06:45) === [00:00:00] M.I. Racist! [00:00:04] Welcome to the show, "Am I Racist?" The only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist. [00:00:15] Our contestants will be asked a series of questions. [00:00:17] Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game. [00:00:21] Let's meet them now. [00:00:23] Siaka. [00:00:26] Bryson, everybody. [00:00:29] Justine, everybody. [00:00:31] And loser of Mortal Kombat, Jacob, everybody. [00:00:36] Question number one. [00:00:38] Per 2014 statistics, Columbia produces the most cocaine in the world. [00:00:43] Is that right? [00:00:45] Or is that racist? [00:00:46] Since that's the second thing behind coffee that I know come out of Columbia, I'm gonna say yes. [00:00:52] That's right. [00:00:53] Columbia produces the most cocaine. [00:00:55] I think that's right. [00:00:56] I think that's big facts. [00:00:57] Those are very big facts indeed. [00:00:58] That is right. [00:01:00] Matt, I'm gonna have to say that is right. [00:01:02] And I watched the show Narcos, and that was... [00:01:06] Wait, we don't need the whole story. [00:01:06] That is correct. [00:01:07] That is right. [00:01:09] Well, I've seen quite a bit of movies that deal with drug running, so I'm going to have to go ahead and say that that is right. [00:01:16] That's right. [00:01:17] You got that one right. [00:01:18] Colombia. [00:01:18] Off to a good start. [00:01:21] Turns out Colombia not only first, but produces more than second place Peru and third place Bolivia combined. [00:01:26] Great! [00:01:28] Question number two. [00:01:30] 70% of Indian Americans over the age of 25 have a college degree, making them the most educated group of Asian immigrants in America. [00:01:41] Is that right? [00:01:42] Or is that racist? [00:01:44] Well, you know Indians, they really be, they know how to code and stuff. [00:01:47] Are Indians classified as Asians? [00:01:48] From the country of India? [00:01:50] Yeah. [00:01:51] Where do you think India is, Jacob? [00:01:55] Well, Matt, when I went and visited Princeton, there were a lot of Asian Americans, and Princeton is highly renowned for being a good school, so I'm going to say that is also right. [00:02:05] You did say activist, so I do know my statistics. [00:02:08] I'm going to say yes, Matt. [00:02:11] I'm going to say that's... [00:02:13] That's right. [00:02:13] That is right. [00:02:15] 70% of Indians got college degrees. [00:02:17] They're definitely number one on a household income. [00:02:20] I'm going to say that's a fact. [00:02:22] That's right, you mean? [00:02:23] Yeah, yeah. [00:02:23] That's the rules of the game. [00:02:24] You're saying that's right? [00:02:25] Yes. [00:02:26] Turns out that is indeed right. [00:02:28] Let's go. [00:02:30] Another one. [00:02:33] Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes. [00:02:40] Is that right? [00:02:41] Yes. [00:02:42] Or is that racist? [00:02:43] That is racist? [00:02:46] Why do you say that? [00:02:47] It just feels... [00:02:48] Turns out you're right. [00:02:49] That is racist. [00:02:52] No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do. [00:02:55] I think that's a racist statement to make. [00:02:57] I think your explanation was racist. [00:02:59] But you're also right. [00:03:00] That is racist. [00:03:02] Um, so I'm gonna say that's racist. [00:03:04] Yes, that is true. [00:03:06] Sorry, Siaka. [00:03:08] Racist. [00:03:09] On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites. [00:03:14] Racist! [00:03:15] Next question. [00:03:16] Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white. [00:03:22] Uh, depending on which definition of serial killers, I feel like that's racist too, low-key. [00:03:27] My head says I shouldn't, but my heart says... [00:03:31] True, yes. [00:03:33] I'm gonna go with that is right. [00:03:35] Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer. [00:03:38] Because is it like the quota of how many people that they kill? [00:03:41] Well, yes, that's how you would define it. [00:03:42] Okay, if that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths. [00:03:48] So I would say that that's not true. [00:03:50] I think that's a racist statement to make. [00:03:51] That's right. [00:03:52] Let's go. [00:03:53] Wait, no, I'm saying that the statement was right. [00:03:55] You're wrong. [00:03:56] Oh, I'm wrong. [00:03:56] Okay, well... [00:03:57] White people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killing. [00:04:03] Question number five, I think. [00:04:07] Kim Jong Il sentenced his uncle to death by feeding him to a pack of 120 dogs. [00:04:14] Is that right, or is that racist? [00:04:17] Well, Kim Jong is a crazy maniac, so I'm gonna go with yes, he did. [00:04:21] That's racist. [00:04:22] Oh no, he didn't! [00:04:24] He just shot him. [00:04:26] I'm gonna say sure, yeah. [00:04:27] Let's go with right. [00:04:28] You finally got one wrong. [00:04:29] That is racist. [00:04:30] The dog number is kind of crazy, but I'm going to go ahead and say that that's right. [00:04:33] That's racist. [00:04:34] That is racist. [00:04:36] It sounds like it's racist, but you know what? [00:04:38] Because it's him, Kim Jong-un. [00:04:40] That's how you pronounce it correctly? [00:04:42] Kim Jong-il. [00:04:43] Il? [00:04:43] This was the distinguished father of the current dictator of Korea, Kim Jong-un. [00:04:48] This was his father. [00:04:49] It's a fact. [00:04:50] I think it's a big fact, yeah. [00:04:52] I think it's... [00:04:53] He did it. [00:04:55] It's correct. [00:04:56] It's the right answer. [00:04:57] I understood your answer. [00:04:58] It's just wrong, unfortunately. [00:04:59] What? [00:05:00] That is racist. [00:05:01] Dang. [00:05:02] Well, as reported by the newspaper, the Korean government says it's false, and we know we can trust the North Korean government. [00:05:09] Turns out he wasn't fed to dogs. [00:05:11] He was just simply shot in the head. [00:05:13] Not so bad. [00:05:14] Racist! [00:05:15] Next question. [00:05:16] All right. [00:05:17] Over 50% of Uber drivers are either black or Hispanic. [00:05:22] I want to say that's racist. [00:05:25] That is correct. [00:05:27] That is in fact racist. [00:05:29] Oh, for sure. [00:05:30] For sure. [00:05:31] That's wrong. [00:05:31] That is racist. [00:05:32] What? [00:05:33] Man, no. [00:05:35] I don't believe that one. [00:05:36] I ain't gonna lie to you, big dog. [00:05:37] So I'm gonna say that is racist. [00:05:39] Matt, you got me on this one. [00:05:41] It's really tight. [00:05:41] This is gonna be a shot in the dark. [00:05:43] I'm going with no. [00:05:44] It's not true. [00:05:45] That's right. [00:05:46] That is racist. [00:05:48] I knew it. [00:05:48] Only 18% are black and 14% are Hispanic. [00:05:53] Thankfully, not a lot of Asian who were driving. [00:05:56] Isn't that the truth? [00:05:57] They're bad at driving. [00:05:58] Racist! [00:06:00] Next question. [00:06:01] As reported by the Huffington Post in 2014, roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, extensions, or weaves. [00:06:11] I've seen quite a bit of videos of fights on Twitter. [00:06:16] Oh, and you think that's representative of the whole population? [00:06:18] I don't know. [00:06:18] That's not what I'm saying. [00:06:19] That's not what I'm saying. [00:06:20] The videos of black women fighting each other and tearing their weaves, that's representative of the whole population. [00:06:25] But that's what you're saying. [00:06:26] A video does not come to memory where a weave did not fly off. [00:06:29] How many of these videos are you watching? === Did You See That On Twitter? (08:27) === [00:06:31] I mean, Twitter's been around for a while, and those videos get a lot of views. [00:06:35] So I'm going to have to say that that is right. [00:06:38] And if I'm wrong, it's going to look really bad. [00:06:40] Well, that's racist, but it's also right. [00:06:43] I hate to say it. [00:06:44] Sorry, Mom. [00:06:45] I think that's right. [00:06:46] I'm going to have to say that is true, Matt. [00:06:48] That's right. [00:06:50] Unbelievable. [00:06:54] Roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, weaves. [00:06:59] Facts. [00:07:01] You ain't got it. [00:07:02] Don't even keep reading. [00:07:03] Yes. [00:07:04] That's right. [00:07:05] They do that. [00:07:05] There's a lot of wigs and weeds. [00:07:11] Racist! [00:07:12] Question. [00:07:13] Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's Independence Day. [00:07:18] Is that right or is that racist? [00:07:21] Oh, that's right, Matt. [00:07:22] That is right. [00:07:23] I know that one. [00:07:24] You do not know that one. [00:07:25] That is racist. [00:07:27] It's not just a drinking holiday? [00:07:29] How dare you? [00:07:30] I want to say it is. [00:07:31] I thought it was a day we just eat, everybody eat tacos and stuff, but I guess for sake of the game, I mean Cinco de Mayo is like a big celebration, Independence Day for Hispanics. [00:07:41] I'm going to say, let's get it. [00:07:43] That's the one. [00:07:45] That is racist because it shows that whoever wrote the question does not have a knowledge of the beautiful Mexican culture. [00:07:52] Cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead, not Independence Day. [00:07:56] Well, we'll have to go to judges for that because you're correct. [00:07:59] That's racist. [00:08:01] But then your explanation was totally wrong. [00:08:03] Cinco de Mayo is not the Day of the Dead. [00:08:04] So judges, are we counting that as there are no judges out there? [00:08:08] It's nobody. [00:08:08] It's actually just me. [00:08:10] I'm going to say that you get that one wrong, unfortunately. [00:08:15] Is that how they dress up at the school? [00:08:16] Well, here's a lesson. [00:08:18] There's a lesson in this because you had it right, but then you kept talking. [00:08:21] So just stop with the talking and you would have been fine. [00:08:24] It's the celebration of their army's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Well, I guess I'm... [00:08:32] Your whole life people have been staring... [00:08:33] Why do you think people have been staring at you like you're a moron your whole life? [00:08:36] Because of this. [00:08:38] Next question. [00:08:41] According to the 1994 to 1996 study of factors affecting watermelon consumption... [00:08:49] In the United... [00:08:50] Don't look at me that way. [00:08:53] I didn't make these questions. [00:08:54] Okay, I can at least give you a pass on that then. [00:08:57] Factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United States, African Americans consume the most watermelon across all demographics. [00:09:05] On a per capita basis. [00:09:08] Look, I'm going to go with everyone loves watermelon. [00:09:10] That's racist, Matt. [00:09:12] And that is correct. [00:09:13] Yeah! [00:09:14] Come on! [00:09:15] I know my people! [00:09:17] I know my people! [00:09:18] As a non-watermelon eater, I get shamed for it by family, friends, and a bunch of other people. [00:09:26] So I'm going to say that's a fact just from personal experience. [00:09:29] Well, turns out that's racist. [00:09:32] Dang! [00:09:33] What was the number again, please? [00:09:35] They consume the most. [00:09:36] They just consume the most? [00:09:38] The most. [00:09:38] The most. [00:09:39] Just the most watermelons. [00:09:41] That's bad. [00:09:41] I kind of want to say right, just because stereotypes are generally rooted in some type of... [00:09:46] Of course you want to say right. [00:09:46] Of course you want to say right. [00:09:47] And that is wrong. [00:09:47] That is racist. [00:09:49] That is racist. [00:09:50] It's actually Asians who eat the most watermelons. [00:09:54] We're really leaning into the stereotypes, aren't we? [00:09:56] That's literally the point of the game. [00:10:00] I'm going to have to go ahead and say that's right, because there are a few foods that are stereotypical, and I think there's some truth. [00:10:05] Oh wow, is that what you think? [00:10:06] You think the black people are eating all the watermelon? [00:10:08] Because you saw that in your racist cartoons with your racist... [00:10:11] Come on, you see that. [00:10:11] Did you see that one? [00:10:12] Did you see that in Twitter videos too, did you? [00:10:14] You see the memes. [00:10:15] So you can talk all you want, because that's still racist. [00:10:18] Per the study, it's actually Asians who eat the most watermelon. [00:10:22] However, 78% of malt liquor is consumed by black people. [00:10:27] Made that one up too, but it's probably right. [00:10:32] Racist! [00:10:33] In Taiwan, 10 last names are shared by over 50% of the population. [00:10:38] Is that right or is that racist? [00:10:39] That feels right. [00:10:41] 10 last names are shared by over 50%. [00:10:44] Facts. [00:10:45] I've been wrong a lot, so I'm going to go against my gut here and I'm going to say that is not true. [00:10:49] I'm going to say that they have a diverse set of last names over there. [00:10:52] Once again, you talked yourself out of a right answer because that was right! [00:10:55] No, I'm gonna go with that's right, Matt. [00:10:58] Pretty offensive assumption and it turns out to be correct. [00:11:01] Yeah! [00:11:02] Come on, we're ballin' over here! [00:11:05] Let's go! [00:11:06] The ten names are Chen, Lin, Huang, Cheng, Li, Wang, Wu, Lu, Sai, and Yang. [00:11:14] Hashtag Pots and Pants. [00:11:18] That's on the card. [00:11:19] You can't blame me. [00:11:19] That's on the card. [00:11:20] That was on the card. [00:11:22] Asians are catching a lot of strays. [00:11:24] Hopefully not to eat them, though. [00:11:26] Oh, man. [00:11:29] Next question. [00:11:30] On a percentage basis, black kids aged between 20 and 25 years old are more likely to deal drugs than white kids of the same age. [00:11:40] I'm going to go ahead and give that one a big old W fax. [00:11:44] Can you just say that's right? [00:11:46] Righteous. [00:11:48] That's right. [00:11:49] They say that's right. [00:11:50] That's right or racist. [00:11:52] Both. [00:11:52] You go in jeopardy if they answer the form of a question or they kick you out. [00:11:56] This is a real game show. [00:11:57] Okay, okay, okay. [00:11:58] I'm sorry. [00:11:58] It is the correct answer. [00:12:00] That's right. [00:12:01] Let's just say that. [00:12:02] That's right. [00:12:04] No, it's not right. [00:12:05] It's racist. [00:12:07] I might say that's right, just culturally. [00:12:09] That's racist. [00:12:11] I have listened to a lot of hip-hop growing up, Matt. [00:12:13] I'm going to say that's true. [00:12:15] That's racist. [00:12:16] That is racist. [00:12:17] Dang it. [00:12:18] It is right, but I'm not racist for saying that because Obama said that in a speech, so I get a pass in saying it too. [00:12:24] Both you and Obama are racist. [00:12:27] That is racist. [00:12:28] Survey says 6.6% of whites aged 12-25 sold drugs. [00:12:32] 5% of blacks the same age. [00:12:33] So we're dealing the drugs and we're doing the serial killing. [00:12:36] We got it all covered. [00:12:37] We got all the bases covered. [00:12:38] Don't we? [00:12:39] Racist! [00:12:40] Next question. [00:12:42] The average alcohol consumer in Ireland has 39 drinks per week, the highest among any nation. [00:12:48] I want you to know, before you answer this, I am of Irish descent. [00:12:51] My family is from Ireland. [00:12:53] I cherish my family deeply. [00:12:55] So is that right, or is that racist? [00:12:57] Well, Matt, I am also Irish, and I want to proudly say that's right. [00:13:02] That's 100% right, Matt. [00:13:03] That is 100% racist. [00:13:05] Oh. [00:13:05] What? [00:13:06] I'm going to say that's right. [00:13:09] I mean... [00:13:11] Every Irish person I know gets drunk all the time. [00:13:13] So I'm going to just say that is correct. [00:13:15] That is racist. [00:13:17] That is very racist. [00:13:18] In fact, drinkers from Mali, an African Muslim nation, consume 39 drinks per week. [00:13:23] The Irish only consume 21. Though, as an Irish person myself, I'm trying hard to make the difference. [00:13:30] Am I racist? [00:13:32] Well, I think we're getting there, yeah. [00:13:34] Racist! [00:13:35] Question. [00:13:37] Among all religious groups, Muslims account for the highest percentage of the total prison population in the United States. [00:13:45] Is that right or is that racist? [00:13:47] So considering the fact that when most people go in, they may not have a religion, but when they come out Muslim, I'm going to say that's right, Matt. [00:13:57] A lot of folk get in prison and convert to Muslims, so I think that's it. [00:14:00] I think that's right. [00:14:02] I'm going to go with racist. [00:14:03] That is correct. [00:14:04] That is racist. [00:14:06] No, I guess, I think I would say that's wrong because Muslims don't make up such a high percentage in the United States compared to the rest of them. [00:14:11] That is correct! [00:14:12] It is racist! [00:14:14] Racist! [00:14:15] Well, ladies and gentlemen, the judges have tabulated the results and now it's time to announce the winner of Am I Racist? [00:14:24] And that winner is... [00:14:25] Justine! [00:14:27] Ladies and gentlemen, that Justine is the winner of Am I Racist? [00:14:30] Good try. [00:14:30] Good try, guys. [00:14:32] Good try. [00:14:32] Okay. [00:14:35] Okay, Justine, you have won your own box of Am I Racist. [00:14:39] There you go. [00:14:40] Thank you so much. [00:14:41] I am also surprised that it was a woman who won. [00:14:45] Not surprised that she's white. [00:14:47] I'm just kidding. [00:14:49] Not really. [00:14:50] Okay. [00:14:50] Thank you so much to all the contestants. [00:14:52] Thank you to everybody at home. [00:14:53] And remember, get your own copy of Am I Racist at dailywire.com. [00:14:57] See you next time, folks.