The Matt Walsh Show - Matt Walsh Presents: The Racial Victim Hierarchy
Aired: 2024-09-10
Duration: 09:45


=== Racial Victim Pyramid (04:32) ===

[00:00:00]  Recently we discussed the left-wing victim pyramid.
[00:00:03]  This is the hierarchy system that determines where each victim group ranks and how many victim points it receives.
[00:00:08]  It was a broad overview, an entry-level course, Victimology 101.
[00:00:12]  Now it's time to go deeper.
[00:00:14]  So today we're going to talk about, more specifically, the racial victim pyramid.
[00:00:18]  This is the victim hierarchy system within the victim hierarchy system.
[00:00:21]  So we're going to set aside for now the other victim categories, woman, fat, gay, etc.
[00:00:26]  Focus only on race.
[00:00:28]  Who comes out on top in the great struggle to be the uber racial victim?
[00:00:32]  So let's take a look at the pyramid.
[00:00:34]  First thing to note here is that for the purposes of the hierarchy system, we make no distinction between race, ethnicity, and nationality.
[00:00:40]  These concepts are used interchangeably whenever is necessary.
[00:00:45]  Beginning.
[00:00:45]  Obviously, white people are at the very bottom.
[00:00:48]  White people have no victim status, no rank.
[00:00:51]  If you're white, you are nothing.
[00:00:52]  You're worse than nothing.
[00:00:53]  You are scum.
[00:00:53]  You are garbage.
[00:00:54]  A festering pimple on the ass of the world.
[00:00:56]  No offense.
[00:00:57]  You have zero victim points.
[00:00:58]  And may God have mercy on your soul.
[00:01:00]  Next on the pyramid are the Asians.
[00:01:02]  Now, Asia is a big place.
[00:01:03]  Really, it breaks down into many different regions and ethnicities.
[00:01:06]  But for the victim hierarchy, there's only one relevant distinction.
[00:01:09]  There are two sub-genres.
[00:01:11]  So you have East Asians, the Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, all the Yeses plus Korea, those sorts of places.
[00:01:16]  We used to call those people Oriental, but you can't say that anymore.
[00:01:19]  It's offensive now.
[00:01:20]  Why?
[00:01:21]  Nobody knows.
[00:01:22]  Don't question it.
[00:01:22]  You bigot.
[00:01:23]  Anyway, these kinds of Asians are the bottom tier of the Asian bracket.
[00:01:27]  They are, I'm afraid to say, perilously close to being white.
[00:01:30]  In fact, they get closer to white with each passing year and they lose victim points in the process.
[00:01:36]  The East Asian tier has only 10 victim points.
[00:01:39]  Yeah.
[00:01:41]  Now, above them are what anthropologists refer to as the other Asians.
[00:01:46]  All the other ones.
[00:01:47]  Especially Arab Asians, or Asians who look like they could be Arab.
[00:01:51]  So these are the Arab or Arab-ish Asians.
[00:01:54]  They are closer to white than they'd like to be, but not as close as the East Asians.
[00:01:58]  They have 15 victim points.
[00:02:00]  Moving on, a level up.
[00:02:01]  Now we have the indigenous or native bracket.
[00:02:04]  What does native mean?
[00:02:05]  Well, really, it means someone who currently lives in the place where they were born.
[00:02:09]  So you might think that that means you can call yourself a Native American if you are a white person born and raised in America.
[00:02:15]  No, you can't.
[00:02:15]  My papa had high cheekbones, like all of the Indians do.
[00:02:19]  Shut up, you white piece of crap.
[00:02:21]  You can't be Native American.
[00:02:22]  Now, you might then ask, why is a white person allowed to call themselves a Native Marylander or a Native New Yorker?
[00:02:28]  How can I be native to my state or city, but not native to my country?
[00:02:33]  I don't know, just stop asking questions.
[00:02:34]  Indigenous people are non-white people who are originally from a certain place.
[00:02:39]  Yes, Native Americans also moved to this part of the world at some point in the past.
[00:02:43]  Nobody's actually originally from anywhere in the Western Hemisphere.
[00:02:46]  But these are all complicated factors that have no bearing on the racial victim hierarchy.
[00:02:51]  The point is, indigenous people are third on the pyramid.
[00:02:56]  Within the indigenous category, we have two tiers.
[00:02:59]  The top tier are the Native Americans.
[00:03:02]  Those indigenous people who descend from native tribes that occupied territory in North America.
[00:03:06]  These people have 25 victim points.
[00:03:09]  Just below them, but within the indigenous bracket, are all of the other indigenous people, Pacific Islanders, Aborigines, Eskimo, but don't call them Eskimos, you bigot.
[00:03:17]  These indigenous people have slightly fewer victim points, but still end up with a respectable tally of 20 points.
[00:03:22]  Next, let's get into the Hispanics.
[00:03:25]  For the purposes of the victim hierarchy, Hispanics are anyone in or from Central or South America, Mexican, Guatemalan, Peruvian, Chilean, doesn't matter.
[00:03:33]  You're all here, sitting pretty, with 30 victim points.
[00:03:37]  You can pull rank on every other race.
[00:03:40]  Except one, and we all know who sits at the top.
[00:03:43]  The uber-victims on the racial victim pyramid are black people.
[00:03:47]  What do we mean by black people?
[00:03:50]  That's a hot topic as of late.
[00:03:52]  Well, it's pretty simple.
[00:03:53]  Anyone with African descent.
[00:03:54]  So this includes black people in America, it includes Jamaicans, Haitians, it includes Africans.
[00:04:00]  It's actually not so simple because things get complicated when you get into Libya and Sudan and those places.
[00:04:05]  Those are mostly Arabs who are down in the Asian tier.
[00:04:08]  So if you're from Sudan, you might think, oh, I get to be all the way in the top tier.
[00:04:12]  No, not so fast.
[00:04:13]  You're Arab.
[00:04:14]  You're all the way down with the Asians, very close to being white.

=== Protecting Your Digital Information (02:25) ===

[00:04:17]  Those who get to claim automatic status atop the victim pyramid are those living in or descending from Sub-Saharan Africa.
[00:04:25]  Unless they're white and from South Africa.
[00:04:28]  Needless to say, Elon Musk is technically African-American, but he's out of the club.
[00:04:31]  Sorry, white devil.
[00:04:33]  Those in the club get to cash in a whopping 35 victim points.
[00:04:37]  So that's it, right?
[00:04:39]  That's the pyramid.
[00:04:39]  Simple as that.
[00:04:40]  You might think, but not so fast.
[00:04:42]  What do we do about biracial people?
[00:04:44]  How do we solve what we may now call the Kamala question?
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[00:04:55]  But what if you come back to see someone driving off with your car?
[00:04:58]  You wouldn't want that.
[00:04:59]  I spend a lot of time talking about the threats to our values and way of life.
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[00:05:05]  Digital predators waiting to steal your personal information.
[00:05:08]  Every time you connect to public Wi-Fi at a coffee shop, airport, or hotel, You might as well be handing your passwords and credit card numbers to the sketchy guy in the corner.
[00:05:16]  And trust me, that guy doesn't need to be some elite hacker.
[00:05:19]  Even a tech-savvy middle schooler could swipe your data with some cheap equipment.
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[00:06:09]  First, keep something in mind.
[00:06:11]  All of the brackets above white qualify as people of color.
[00:06:16]  Even East Asians, for now, are POC.
[00:06:18]  White people are not people of color.
[00:06:20]  They have no color at all, apparently.
[00:06:22]  White people are translucent, colorless monstrosities.
[00:06:25]  White people are like deep-sea creatures.
[00:06:27]  The light shines through them like ghostly apparitions.

=== Half and White Complexity (03:17) ===

[00:06:30]  When they take their shirts off, you can see their internal organs like the guy in the Operation game.
[00:06:34]  Here's why this is important.
[00:06:35]  If you are POC, Pay close attention.
[00:06:38]  Listen properly.
[00:06:39]  And you have a baby with another bracket that is within the POC category.
[00:06:43]  Your baby can claim the victim points of whatever racial group is higher on the pyramid.
[00:06:47]  In other words, this brand of biracial person gets to round up.
[00:06:51]  So, if your mom is Japanese and your dad is Mexican, you get the Mexican victim points.
[00:06:57]  If your dad is Black and your mom is Pakistani, you get the Black victim points.
[00:07:01]  Yes, if your mom is from India and your dad is black, you do get the black victim points.
[00:07:07]  That's how it works out.
[00:07:08]  No, you don't get to add them together.
[00:07:10]  It doesn't work that way in the racial hierarchy.
[00:07:12]  In the overall victim hierarchy that we talked about in the last video, it does.
[00:07:16]  But the biracial math doesn't work the same way.
[00:07:19]  One racial category subsumes the other.
[00:07:21]  What if you're half POC and half white?
[00:07:24]  This is where things get very complicated.
[00:07:26]  Here's how it works.
[00:07:27]  If you have a parent who is a non-black POC and another parent who is white, you lose victimhood points based on how close your non-white parent is to being white.
[00:07:37]  So, for example, parent 1 is Korean, parent 2 is white.
[00:07:39]  Koreans are as close to white as you can be without being white, so the whiteness penalty is going to cost you substantially.
[00:07:45]  You lose 75% of your victim points, bringing you down to a measly 2.5 points.
[00:07:49]  If you have a white parent and an Arab parent, You lose 60% of your victim points.
[00:07:54]  That's going to land you at 6 victim points.
[00:07:56]  The good news is that the farther up your non-white parent is on the hierarchy, the fewer points you lose and the more points you have to start with.
[00:08:03]  If your non-white parent is a Pacific Islander, that's a whiteness penalty of 50%.
[00:08:06]  Native American, 40%.
[00:08:07]  Hispanic, 30%.
[00:08:10]  And if you have a black parent and a white parent, according to the math, you lose 20% of your blackness points, but still retain 28 points total, which means that a half-black, half-white person still has more victim points than someone who is fully Asian or fully indigenous, though you now fall below Hispanics on the totem pole.
[00:08:26]  But don't say totem pole.
[00:08:27]  You bigot.
[00:08:28]  There's one stipulation here.
[00:08:30]  This applies only to biracial people whose non-white side is black.
[00:08:35]  If one parent is white and one parent is black, this is where it's helpful to use what I call the Barack barometer.
[00:08:40]  If you are as dark or darker than Barack Obama, even with a white parent, congratulations, you still get to be totally black and keep all 35 of your points.
[00:08:48]  If, however, you are half black and half white, and that has given you more of a Drake complexion, then you will get hit with the penalty.
[00:08:55]  Nothing we can do about it.
[00:08:56]  Is it possible, finally, For a half-white person to look so white that they qualify as completely white.
[00:09:04]  It is possible.
[00:09:04]  If your complexion is whiter than biracial SNL alum Maya Rudolph, if you cross what we might call the Maya marker, you can fall into the category of basically white.
[00:09:14]  A basically white person is at the bottom of the pyramid, but in the top tier of the bottom tier, and for what it's worth, can claim half a victim point.
[00:09:25]  It's not going to count for much, though.
[00:09:26]  A person in this situation will have to earn their victim credentials in other ways.
[00:09:29]  He might consider becoming fat or gay or developing a disability.
[00:09:33]  Lots of things he can do.
[00:09:34]  All hope is not lost.
[00:09:36]  Except for the bottom tier of the bottom tier.
[00:09:39]  The fully whites.
[00:09:40]  They are a lost cause, will never have any points of any kind, and should just go off and die.