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Oct. 20, 2023 - The Lindell Report - Mike Lindell
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The Lindell Report (10-20-23)
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And you've got to go through all this rigmarole, this, you know, stuff.
But if you're 18, you don't have to do that.
You go and take the test and get your motorcycle license.
So I'm only two months from my 18th birthday, and I'm, you know, I'll worry about that later, right?
So I'm driving my motorcycle, and I was working at a drive-in movie theater and a grocery store.
So this is like 3 in the morning, the movies had got out, and I'm heading home, and I'm on this motorcycle.
The cop, the town cop, or one of our town cops, he's seen me, so I did what anybody would do back then.
I didn't have a motorcycle, and I took off to outrun the cops, right?
And he chased me all over town, and I went where there was a fence where you could get through, and his car wouldn't fit through.
But I missed the fence entry and hit the fence head on, so I got nine tickets that day.
Failing to yield to a four-way semaphore, reckless driving, failing to yield to an emergency vehicle.
Then the very next day...
I'm back on that motorcycle, right?
I mean, back then, they didn't arrest me and bring me in.
You just rode up, nine tickets, have a nice day, you know.
So I'm back on my motorcycle the next day.
At one of the odds, I pass the same cop in another town, right?
The next town over.
So I take off again.
But this day, I wore a helmet so he wouldn't see it was me, right?
So I take off again, and then that day, I got eight tickets.
They caught me, I fell over on the bike.
So I had 17 tickets.
On this motorcycle in two days.
Well, I go to get to, before the judge, it's about two weeks later, I'm making my first appearance, so I bring my mom with, and I go, Mom, we're on the way to the courthouse, say, whatever you do, you gotta tell them.
You don't want your son tried as an adult.
They'll put me in jail, you know?
And, uh, so she's listening to me, or I think that, right?
All the way to the jail, and, I mean, all the way to the courthouse, and we get to, well, we get to the courthouse, we get to the courthouse, and I'm sitting there, and There's like maybe four other people in court.
It was usually, you know, it's a ton.
I've been to court a million times, but there was very few people.
And my mom and I sat in the front.
The judge comes in and they, you know, all rising.
He no more than sat down.
And my mom stands up and goes, Your Honor, I am tired of my son always getting off easy.
I want him tried as an adult.
And look how we go.
I go, that's not what we practiced!
And so, so I stand up and I go, Your Honor, I said, if you try me as an adult, theoretically, then she should not be here.
And I think what she just said should be stricken from the record.
And she's a hostile witness.
And he goes, sit down, Mr. Lindell.
I mean, just, you know, he got very upset, right?
So I plead guilty to all these tickets, right?
Without a lawyer.
And I plead guilty to each one.
I have no plea bargain or nothing, right?
I just plead guilty.
And he goes through them, and he says, he says, you know, he said, you in the courtroom, Mike did a very stupid thing here.
But he said, you might have heard I let him off easy.
Each ticket was like $10, $20.
It added up to what you would have got for reckless driving for all these tickets combined.
But at the end, he put If you ride that motorcycle one more time before you're 18 and you get a license, he says, I'm putting you in jail for six months.
So I get out of there and I'm thinking, well, you know, okay, I'm not going to ride the motorcycle.
All right.
Well, I was skydiving at the time.
Okay.
And I was in the next day in Stanton, Minnesota, I had my ninth jump.
And my van wasn't working, so I only had one choice, and I had to get down there to do that last jump by the plane pulled by static line, or I wouldn't be able to go into freefall.
You know, that would be the last static line jump before I had to freefall.
Well, I'd been up all night because I worked the drive-in, and I worked at the grocery store.
I said, well, I gotta go.
I can't get the van.
I'm gonna take the motorcycle, right?
So I jump on the motorcycle, and I head down to Stanton, Minnesota from Chaska, Minnesota, Carver, and it's about an hour drive.
I was so tired, I fell asleep on the motorcycle, right?
So I fall asleep, crash the bike, and I slid perfectly into the ditch like I'm skiing down the, you know, and waking up going, what's going on?
Well, the bike rolls down the freeway, and so I go retrieve the bike, and I'm all skun up, and I get on there, and the bike's bent up, and I feel, well, I'm still in one piece, but I was so determined to do that jump, because otherwise I would have had to wait three or four weeks.
And anyway, so I get back on there, and I head down there, and I get down there.
Well, we had to pack our own parachutes that day, too.
So I'm packing.
Remember, I'm pretty tired, right?
I hadn't packed a chute either.
So I'm packing this chute.
You've never packed a chute before?
I had not packed a chute.
We had an instructor by, you know.
I had just, that's a whole other story, but anyway.
So I packed my chute, and we go up to jump out of the plane, and I jump out of the plane, and I have what's called a streamer.
There's a big glob of stuff up there, and you're supposed to dump the chute, the old round chutes, okay?
You're supposed to pull these tabs and dump it.
Well, I just went, ahh!
And I'm afraid of heights, by the way, too.
So, so I'm falling, and at a thousand feet, they said your altimeter would blow it open if you're going too fast, and then your reserve would come open, but the two would tangle and you'd die.
That's basically what, you know, if you don't dump the other one.
Well, I didn't dump the other one.
Well, then about, they figure about 1,500 feet, a bubble blew open in the parachute and started spinning me in this circle.
And I actually seen on TV one, same thing, and it says, I survived this.
And anyway, but this lady hit trees.
What I hit was a hard cornfield.
Well, so I'm hitting, so it spins, and it slowed me enough so it didn't blow the reserve open.
And I hit the ground, they figure about maybe 55, 60 miles an hour.
And now I'm knocked out.
And I wake up, and the Jumpmaster and the pilot had already landed.
You've got to remember, this is an old rickety plane, you know, two-seater, whatever, that we were doing this out of.
And then I think the farmer was there, because if you landed in the corns, it cost you an extra $4.
The beans cost you $6, right?
Well, apparently I'd hit his horn.
Well, anyway, I'm waking up, they're waking me up, and I'm going, and now I'm just, I'm coming to, and he goes, and all I could hear out in the distance was, the old, they had called the ambulance, and probably the county sheriff, right?
And, I could hear, it's ringing in my ear, I'm hearing that judge going, you're getting six months in jail if you rode that motorcycle, right?
So I'm getting up, that's all I care about, I gotta get out of there before the cop gets here.
So I'm getting up, and they're going, and back, it's the 1970s, they're going, you know, I just said, stay down, are you okay?
I'm going, yeah, I'm fine!
And the jumpmaster's going, you didn't dump, and I said, you don't get it, I'm never coming back!
So I get on my bike, and now my body, I'm bloody bashed up from both accidents, and I'm heading back, and I pass the old ambulance coming in, and the cop with the old bubbles on top, big white, looked like a hearse.
They come in, and as I'm leaving, I took dirt roads all the way home, an hour home, and I prayed.
I said, If you get me home, I will never jump out of an airplane or ride a motorcycle again.
I never have done either since I'm 18.
All right, one more.
One more story.
That story's in the book.
And by the way, yeah, I didn't ride the motorcycle because of that.
It probably saved me six months in jail because I would have rode it all the way up there.
Let's tell the intervention one.
Yeah, and then, you know, and I was always a functioning addict, you guys, through I got into cocaine in the early 80s, and then I raised a family where, like I say, addiction isn't everyone, an addict you see on the streets.
It doesn't matter, I say in my book, it doesn't matter how many forks you eat with, addiction affects everyone, okay?
And I've been everywhere from zero forks to four forks.
But anyway, this was February of 2008, and I invented my pillow in 2004.
I started crack cocaine in 1999.
So I had two parallel tracks.
When I did my pillow and stuff, I did shows all over the Midwest.
I would not be high.
I would have to completely control that.
But then over here, like I said, it was too destructive path and just a blimp on a radar.
My pillow, by the way, in 2008 was just a small heartbeat on the radar because I was so into crack.
Well, anyway, I was downtown Minneapolis and I had been up for 14 days and there was a warrant out for And there's a warrant out.
Well, I had to get these papers to my brother three days later.
So it would have been three days after this, 14 days.
If I don't get these papers to my brother, my pillow wouldn't be here, okay?
You'd have to read the book to explain that.
Well, I went down to Minneapolis, and it was 14 days.
I come out of the bedroom of one of my drug dealer's houses, or apartments, and there's all three of my drug dealers that stand there.
And all three of them, they knew each other, but they had never met.
And these are big dealers.
They all have kind of their places in Minneapolis or wherever they're running.
And I said, what are you guys doing?
And one guy, Ty speaks up.
He says, you've been up for 14 days and we're cutting you off.
And I go, what?
I said, and I said, what, is this an intervention?
He said, call it whatever you want, mate.
And the one guy got mad tea, and he left.
He goes, you've been up mad for this long, and he left.
The other guy went down to the streets and got the word out, which I didn't know.
I found out way later on.
Well, I sat up with him.
He says, how much crack you got left?
And I showed him.
And this is 8 o'clock at night.
By 2 in the morning, I was out of crack, and he had fell asleep in his chair there.
And I'm carpet farming and scraping the pipe.
And I look over, and so now I go, oh good, he's finally asleep.
But I head down the streets of Minneapolis, and I couldn't get crack anywhere.
I mean, they had gotten the word out, and I'm going up, and you can get it in any big city.
This is Crack Central, where I was at.
And people, addicts, people selling crack.
They wouldn't do it.
I'm offering people $50, $100 for $5.
Nothing, because they had got the word out.
You sell to this guy, and we're, you know, we're coming after you.
So I come up an hour later upstairs and Ty's standing there.
He's up.
He's like, he's waiting up like my mother.
He goes, hold that workout for you.
And I said, and I was upset.
And he goes, he goes, man, you've been telling us for years that this, that you're going to quit Quit all these drugs, and you're going to come back and help us out of this addiction world we're living in.
Because I would always preach to them and say, I'm going to quit someday.
I'm going to come back and I'm going to help you all.
And God's going to set me free.
I would literally, the dealers, everyone that I would be with.
And he goes, give me your phone.
And he took a picture from my phone, and he says, that book you say you're gonna write someday, he said, you're gonna need that for that book.
That's on the cover of my book.
If you go like this, it's where that's taken when I was up the 14 days.
But what I haven't told is the story where this leads to then.
So I go to bed then, and what the words he said actually hit home with me, because I remember me, I would say that to them.
And I'm going, wow, they did this intervention.
I mean, some of the worst dealers, knowing that I was their hope because they listened to, you know, kept, you know, I was a salesman even then of telling them about God.
And even though I didn't have God and, uh, but I always wanted to be that person.
Well, anyway, so I fell asleep and I slept for two days, two and a half days.
Well, I woke up on the day that my brother had to have those papers.
It had to do with law labels.
You know those labels you can't tear off the pillows?
Well, they're not for you.
They're for the people making them, okay?
And you need those licenses and that expired.
We'd lose it for a year.
My pillow wouldn't be here.
And then plus it was a thing that was going on in Canada.
So I had the chance, driving a half hour out to Carver, Minnesota from Minneapolis.
And believe me, my world wasn't good after I woke up those two days.
I kind of opened my eyes and go, please make this a dream.
And it wasn't a dream.
It was real.
And so I drive all the way out there.
And when you go into where we're working on this little schoolhouse, there's only one way in and there's no way out.
If you go in that, you go in the same up this little drive thing.
And I go to go up the drive thing.
And here's Larry, our town cop, a different town, by the way, than the motorcycle.
And I pass Larry like this, and I go, no, what are the odds, right?
So I fly up the hill, Larry wheels around, I grab these papers, I got, and I jump out of my car, and he's ready, like Barney Fife, grabbing his gun, shaking, goes, Mike, stop right there!
And I go, and I stop, and I'm about here to the front row here from Larry, I go, Larry, I go, I go, I know you're going to arrest me, and I said, but I want to tell you something.
If my brother doesn't get these papers, I said, it has something to do with the future.
Something to do with God.
Millions of people are going to be affected.
Millions of people.
And I said, I know you're going to arrest me anyway, but I said, I'll tell you what.
If I'm not found innocent next Tuesday in court, I promise you that you can arrest me any time, and I promise I'll have cocaine on me.
And he looks at me and he goes, call your brother.
So I cut my brother, give him the papers, right?
Now, I was found innocent the following Tuesday, by the way.
Well, anyway, nine years go by.
That was in 2008, in February of 2008.
Nine years go by, I believe it was 2017 now.
Remember, I was freed of everything on January 16, 2009.
I never did a drug or anything since that day that God set me free of everything.
Well, so I hadn't seen Larry in nine years.
And in 2017, in September, I was doing, or it might have been 16, I'm sorry.
And I was, my town, in my town, they were having a parade.
And we do, we throw out little pillows to the little kids there, and it's one of the things I look forward to every year.
And I go back to my hometown, and so we're sitting on the float waiting to go down the hill, and I hear, Just like the old days, right?
I'm having flashbacks.
And here comes Larry, and he pulls up in his squad, and I go, I go, Larry!
He goes, Mike!
He goes, do you know what I did for the people, right?
Am I in that book?
By then, he had seen my life, you know, what God had done.
But I said to Larry, I jumped off the float, we hugged, and I said, I said, Larry, I said, Do you remember what I told you that day back in 2008?
He said exactly the words I just told you.
And I said, so you believe millions of people what God had shown me?
He goes, I said, why would you believe something like that?
He goes, Mike, you always were transparent and told the truth no matter, he said it was almost, you know, you had that.
And then he said, plus he said your eyes, you believed it yourself.
And he said, I didn't want to screw with anything God had planned.
So that story's in the book, and these stories that are in the book, it's like, I've had so many people come to me.
When they come to me now in the country, it used to be, you know, for MyPillow, you know, because of MyPillow, we've sold 80 million, it's changed everybody's lives for sleep.
Well, now they come for two reasons.
I mean, all the time I can set my watch, but I go anywhere, whether it's California.
I've never had one negative person come up to me, ever.
But they all flood up, and they go, they say, one is, don't ever stop.
Please don't stop.
Secure our elections.
Save our country on that.
You know, for all of us.
I mean, you know, God's given me that platform of a voice.
And the other one is that they tell me what their, the book has brought them to Jesus, or that they brought them a story that I had, or that they, you know, that they've seen.
They were an addict, and they, because of my story that I've used for, and been very transparent about it, it's helped them, which means so much to me that, you know.
And those two things, and I hear it all the time, and they, And it's not, it's like where we are now.
If you combine all that, we're in a, we have a bucket here that's going on in our country and in the world.
And this bucket is the revival bucket for Jesus Christ.
This bucket, people don't come to Jesus when things are going good.
You can go back to December of 2019.
And I've told our real president this, Donald Trump.
I said, I said, you know, I said, he's got a bucket too.
I'll do his bucket first.
I said, sir, You've given, you have a bucket here, the common sense bucket, when you talk about, you know, I know this now, it doesn't matter the politicians, whatever, with the people.
We, all people, are pouring into this bucket because he's done nothing to make them leave that bucket.
He did what he was supposed to as a politician.
He made decisions that manifested to December of 2019, when everybody's lives had physically improved, wherever your baseline was.
If you started in the On the streets, you know, you're somewhat improved physically while we're here, okay?
Everybody's lives, you know, had went up.
Highest consumer confidence, you can go on and on and on.
Of course, then they brought in the China virus and this whole election, and then now we're at now.
But what's going on now, and I've said it a million times, everything that's going on now that's bad is actually God's using for good.
Because there's two things going on.
Everybody's pouring into this political bucket of common sense.
That's why Donald Trump, every time he gets indicted, he goes up 10 more points in polls.
He called me up one day, he goes, Mike, what do you think of my picture?
Well, I said, sir, I've had a lot of them, and as pictures go for that, it's pretty good.
I said, you look like you're going to come back and go after everybody, all these bad people.
But his polls went up.
I said, what do the people think?
said your polls keep going up because we're on to that now where the attacks
mean you're right over target and you're doing the right thing and and I said
people and this is what I told them people are pouring into this bucket
politically into this bucket and I'm talking I'm not I'm talking uniparty
or not uniparty I'm talking Republicans on pouring in and Democrats and every
independent they're all here because it's a common-sense bucket where you
make decisions, problem-solution, and what will they manifest to.
And what's even doing it more good is what's going on now, all the bad things.
But that's doing the biggest thing for us in the world history, is the biggest revival in history.
Because now we had a taste of good, and we say, God gave us grace.
When I said that at the Rose Garden speech, when I said, God gave us grace, we need to spend time in our Bibles, get back in the Word, our families.
Well, when we did that, People come up to me all the time.
When I said, people come up to me all the time, Mike, this doesn't feel like grace.
And I said, oh, but it is.
We're in the best time in history to be alive because it is the biggest revival ever because people now, they got to see, you know, you think people were reaching out to God on December of 2019?
No, everyone's taking it for granted.
Oh, Donald Trump, you know, look at, you know, look at this.
This is great.
We just, all we needed was this.
Well no, we need what's going on right now because people are getting saved for eternity because they're praying and jumping into this bucket.
If you're an evangelist now or you're a pastor and you can't minister to people now, you're in the wrong profession.
I mean, you really are.
So I'm excited where we're at.
It's sad when they have the border open fentanyl and they're pouring and they're killing with the addiction stuff going on because you couple You know, people that feel hopeless, and you add that to addiction, and then it becomes lethal.
But that's why getting the word out is so important, that there is hope.
And that's what we try and put forth on Lyndale TV, is get the hope out there, the physical hope that we're going to fix our elections and save our country, and then also the hope.
I'm going to say one more thing, but for that, that was a long question.
Here's one more thing and I've said it before for all you that pray out there and they for their praying People say to me all the time and I'll tell you I've been very frustrated Even myself the last few weeks because it's been probably the biggest attack I can take most anything but when my company gets attacked it becomes very personal and And because they have families and every you know, so I'm praying to God God, you know, please help us, you know and but people over here And they say, Mike, this didn't happen.
And I always say, you know, I prayed so hard that Donald Trump would have got back in, or I prayed and this didn't come true.
I said, well, those are reactionary prayers.
I used to do them all the time.
I'd be in jail going, please, God, let me out.
I'll never do it again.
You know, or something similar.
And those reactionary prayers might not be God's will.
And then I say to them, you know, well, where's God's will?
God's will is in the Word.
And every day I try and stay in the Word every morning and read the Bible.
And if you take that, you can be proactive in prayer, everybody, and they line up beautifully.
And when they line up, that's what gives me so much confidence and optimism you see every day.
Because I can look above and say, look over everything as a big picture.
And not just here, everywhere in the world.
I have people now that I've been brought to places.
I'm good friends with President Bolsonaro.
I mean, around the world, where people are reaching out to me.
I just was on a call with Israel the other night.
And Israel, they said, this guy's very high up.
And he said, Mike, will you make a video to pray?
We can put out to country to pray and praying for us.
And I said, Okay.
And he says, well, I said, well, why, you know, why, you know, cause that's all he called me for.
He goes, well, Mike, you're on our TV.
You're over here all the time, all the time.
They're there, you know, on TV there and not for selling pillows, you know, it's because they see, it's just a voice, all of our voices that there's hope that we're putting out that, Hey, we are going to get through this and, uh, putting out our courage and, uh, and spreading that.
And, and so I guess, um, I lost my track of thought.
Well, the bottom line here I want to move to is the attacks.
They just don't stop, Mike.
You told me the other night that one day this week was the worst day of ten days that you can count on.
It was probably the worst in the top ten for sure this last week.
Probably the top five attack on my pillow ever.
And that includes 2021, January of 21, when all the box stores, they tried to take my pillow out.
So every time you turn around, there's a new attack coming to try to crush your business, stop your business.
From the bankings, to merchant servers, to anybody that knows what that is, to American Express, they just out of the blue took away our million dollar line of credit.
That one there, and here's, Here's what they did.
If I had to take this back, it was all planned.
See, I look at it, this was planned last spring.
It started with, there was a week, do you all remember when Fox News made the dirty deal with Dominion for $787 million?
They did that on a Tuesday.
You know what came out on Wednesday?
Mike Lindell loses $5 million.
His evidence is no good.
That was on everything in the world.
Number one story in the world.
First it was the Fox thing, then the number one story was that.
That $5 million thing doesn't even go to court until 2024, late.
And they're saying, Mike Lindell, what about this $8 billion I'm suing for?
This is $5 million now.
What's the difference?
But they did that on purpose to say, here, Fox makes this dirty deal.
Mike Lindell owes this, and they're saying his evidence is no good.
So you see the narrative they pushed out to the world.
Nothing to see here, everybody.
Then what did they do that on Friday?
Fox News.
They didn't fire Tucker.
You don't realize that.
He gets paid, you know, what, 30 million a year, whatever it is, for a couple years.
They just took him off the bench.
You got a ballplayer that's batting 400, and they bench him.
He was their number one draw.
Now you think there's not a hidden agenda, everybody?
Okay, you already paid your $7.87 million, you know, you've already supposedly said something wrong, you know, which you didn't, but you see what I'm doing there?
In that week they try to completely crush what?
Says it about overturning the 2020 election, or what is their whole narrative?
Stop people trying to get rid of the machines and the computers.
That's what this has all been about, everybody.
They feared Donald Trump in there, and General Flynn said it good the other day.
I was talking to him, and he said, he said, um, you know, if they, if we would have been the bad guys, okay, and I always said the market, if I'm the bad guys marketer, I would have said don't do anything stupid to ruin the country until they shut up about the election.
He went one step further.
He said they should have let Donald Trump win.
And not even helping the Uniparty, not helping them go out another four years.
You already have those computers.
Once he's gone, it's over.
Okay?
But instead, they made a critical mistake.
They fought this, and in 2020, and you read, I encourage you all to go to theplan.com, and there's a thing I did in the summer, in August, it's called, How We Got Here.
I actually wrote, President let me use his teleprompter, that was that important.
But that thing says, all the bad things you see happening, like December 14, Donald Trump didn't get to come back in, and all these things.
They're actually, if those things were to happen then, it wasn't on God's timing, and we lose our country forever.
Because we wouldn't have known everything we have now.
We have every tool, everything, everything you can imagine to write this country and secure elections and save our country for our children and grandchildren.
But if anything would have happened along the way where you pull out a card and it's not, you know, and things change and, okay, like my Supreme Court thing, it wasn't right then.
You know, we have great things coming.
Great things coming.
We have one now that will probably finally get there.
That's coming from the top.
Then we have all this ground game coming from the bottom up.
That's why they're attacking me.
You think they're kind of over?
Mike Lindell won't shut up about, you know, the media.
They got tired of twisting it.
Mike Lindell says Donald Trump's coming back next week.
Mike Lindell's overturning the election.
No, the realist theory is what?
I think I've changed that.
Every single day I wake up it's, we have to melt down the electronic voting machines and turn them into prison bars.
I've been preaching that for two years.
And this isn't, you know.
And there's countries watching from around the world.
I talked to the Venezuela underground.
All these countries, 52 countries, have been lost to the computers.
52.
The last one, my good friend, President Bolsonaro.
Brazil's the last one.
South America, now they're all gone.
Australia, Canada, gone.
But they're watching because everything that happens over the next year here next year and a half probably, when the walls come tumbling
down and we get rid of these machines and we have paper ballots hand-counted
like UK, like Germany, like France, like the Netherlands, we get that you
can get your country back. But in the meantime look what they look what's
happened you know when even with Congress I thought wow that's when they when they
stole all these other Evil was numbed then to, in the 2022 election, they stole at least 12 to, 12 between 12 and 20.
It would have been overwhelming, Red, okay, Congress.
But instead we got this little majority, which gave what?
It gave power to about 8 or 10 of them.
Right?
And that's what you're seeing, the manifestation of that.
At that time I thought, this is terrible.
But if I know now what I knew then, I'm going, this is beautiful.
Right?
So there's so much hope out there, but that's why they're attacking.
That's why they've turned up.
When we did that event in August, and I always blame it on Brandon.
So we do this event, and Of course, they always try and suppress it.
But what they did, they just turned up the attack.
But when I was getting to last spring, when they did those three things in a row, Mike Lindell loses $5 million.
Some of the vendors and some of the stuff out there, they got nervous.
They called me up and they're going, you know, I get some stuff overseas, like sheets and stuff.
Well, they have credit at their banks for like 120 days.
Because the ship's got to come over, and who knows if they get here during the China virus.
Biden left them sent out to sea for how long?
Well, so that happened, and they were nervous.
Well, then along comes June.
And in later June, my manager calls me up from one of my factories and says, hey, we're not in retail anymore, just a few, and we have thousands of dollars worth of retail equipment that's just used to make retail stuff, right?
The retail manufacturing.
And we have duplicates, so I said, he goes, can I sell half of that and have an auction?
I said, sure, I don't care.
Didn't even say how much he was selling, whatever.
I figured it was an auctioneer.
They come down, $52.52, I imagine, inside the building.
I didn't know it's a worldwide online thing, right?
The media grabbed that, and what did they say?
You all heard it.
My pillow's auctioning off everything.
They're done.
Put a fork in them, they're done.
My pillow's gone.
They're auctioning off everything.
Well then, so then they all got nervous out there and I had companies that I've dealt with for 15 years take a line of credit that's 90 days and say we want 30 days and you got 10 days to get there.
You guys have no idea taking million dollars you've dealt with for 15 years and now you're squishing it into a 30 to 40 period on top of paying lawyers two million dollars a month.
And that's on top of me over here personally, personally financing everything.
Not my lawsuits.
This is to save our country.
This is to, this is the, um, all the lawsuits you see out there.
The Cause of America I set up.
The Election Crime Bureau.
That's to the tune of, I'm setting up Frank's speech, to the tune of 50 million.
Everything I have in the world.
Every dime was spent here by this summer.
Every dime.
I borrowed money in the spring to put more money in over here.
Then, What do they do then?
They come up with this thing, American Express.
Now American Express, they run our, we do our shipping, they do our, we do our shipping, like your post office, we do the, like Suckabooks, Facebooks, we buy ads, over at Google AdWords, and you put the American Express on there, and it already pulls these with the computers, and if there's, if you, you have to always keep that under your credit You would lose a whole string of ads, okay?
So we never, and the moral of the story is, we're never ever even a dollar late.
We keep that well under the million dollar mark, and if it goes low, if we have a busy two days, you better stick a couple hundred thousand to keep that current.
We've been doing it for, what, two decades.
Well, American Express came on a Thursday and said, or Friday, and my rep says, he says, yeah, we're lowering your credit line down to $100,000.
I said, what?
And I said, uh, no, you're not.
I said, for what?
What are you talking about?
He goes, well, this is what I got from above.
And I said, well, Matt, you better go tell them that we're done.
That shuts down everything.
It shuts down.
It turns off.
You're done.
And, uh, that was the last I heard from him.
Okay, and they came, they shut it down.
They said it was Tuesday.
They shut it down on a Monday.
Now they went completely dark on us.
They don't care about the money that's owed on that card.
Now you think about that.
Wouldn't you call up and say, I'd like my $900,000?
No, they don't care.
That was to finally cripple my pillow for good.
Then you got, there's other things happen with merchant accounts and everything.
Now everybody called in their credit when they seen that in the news.
Okay?
And I'm out there saying, at the same time, I went to my lawyers, I said, this $2 million a month, we're out of money.
I'm not, I can't pay you here.
We can't keep this.
I'll go to the jurors myself and say, this wasn't a marketing plan.
These lawyers were doing stuff for some trial that's going to happen two years out.
Everything that should have been normal, which I asked Dominion to sue me.
Sue me, Dominion, sue me.
I asked him to sue me so I could present the evidence.
Do you guys all know that Dominion, Smartmatic, the Coomer, they've all had the 32 terabytes of Dennis Montgomery and the PCAPs?
They've had it all!
Dennis is testifying.
That was my original evidence.
You couple that with cast vote records of half the country and all the evidence that's poured in.
We got evidence.
It's over.
Here you go.
Let's show this.
What are we waiting for?
Well, then we do a summary judgment.
Well, a normal summary judgment.
They stop everything.
You look at it and say, hey, there's enough evidence here.
Like my cousin Vinny, you know.
And in spite of all this, it's over.
Everybody go home.
It's a win.
Instead, the judge says, you know, don't, you just keep, you just keep spending money and you just keep on discovery.
They came after my company.
My employee had nothing to do with this.
They got, all of a sudden we get from the lawyers.
Yeah, they need everybody's phones going back to 2018.
This is not a lie.
And emails to 2018.
Three of the employees are not with us anymore.
They're dead.
Five of them don't work for us, they quit in 2019.
This is bizarre.
And I'm going, and in the meantime, the money, millions of dollars, which I'm out.
So I told him, I said, I gotta, I can't, I can't do this anymore.
There'll be nothing left to save of my company if I keep paying this.
So as you've seen that in the news, now when that hit the news, I mean, we tried to get out in front of it.
I'm the one that put it out there.
So now, in one of the cases, they're saying, well, you're supposed to get time to get new attorneys, right?
I think the new one out now this Newsweek says, Mike Lindell, it's a really bad idea to represent himself.
What I said on our show was, I will never make a deal.
I went on Inside Edition, you're all going to see that.
Another horrible outfit.
I went on them the other day and they go, so are you going to give up on this now?
And I said, you know, or make a deal?
And I said, here's the deal.
I will never make any deal until the machines are melted down, turned into prison bars.
If they offered me a trillion dollars, that's what I told them, billions, trillions don't matter.
I said, here you go Mike, quit talking about our election platforms.
I said I wouldn't take it.
I wouldn't take it if all the money in the world does not matter if we don't have a country.
So that's where it's at.
And I'll tell you where all three things are at.
Now I know we are a few minutes, but I want to give you an update.
So you have three things going on here.
Let's go with here's my pillow.
And we've had people come forward and just keep buying as much products as they can.
We've had individuals, thanks Sophie, that have bought, just put in big P.O.s because we just got slammed that you can't even imagine over there.
So people have helped out over there with MyPillow with just buying a lot of product, you know, to keep them going right now.
We had another thing happen there where our product didn't get here in time because our overseas vendors, their banks cut them off.
So like my towels and my sheets, their banks cut them off, so they were crippled.
So they had a three to four week gap where they had to go get money to even make them, because I have credit with them.
I didn't have the money.
Normally, I could have said, here, I'll pay for them.
So they got, there was a three-week gap.
We just got all those in this week.
So you haven't seen us on TV for about, I don't know, how long?
No, about three, three weeks.
Well, so all that revenue, all the stuff that's going on, it's really hurt my pillow, but we're, you know, everybody's been helping out there and buying.
Then you have my silo, and Inside Edition goes, yeah, we read you only have, you're only left with a pickup truck in your house.
I said, that's all I had when I started.
So I haven't lost anything.
And it's true.
That's what I drive.
I enjoy hunting and fishing.
After I leave here, I'm going to South Dakota.
I'm going hunting.
And I don't eat with two forks.
I don't care.
And money hasn't been my thing.
When I had money, I said on Jimmy Kimmel, I used to give it all to every single thing for addiction, foundation, it didn't matter.
Pro-life stuff?
Yeah, everything.
The unplanned, the movie unplanned.
But I just give it all away.
It didn't mean that's not where I have enough to keep going.
But all the money I did have, I had spent on over here.
And then you got over here, this is the Lindale recovery...
The Lindale Offense Fund.org, which now we have it under LindalePlan.com.
That's where, that thing right there is what needs help.
I've done everything I can.
I put $50 million over the last two and a half years.
We have the only plan, the best plan to save this country.
General Flynn, I showed him the plan two months ago.
He goes, Mike, this is genius.
I said, is it good?
He goes, it's a really good plan.
But he said, it is our only plan.
And so we have that Turning Point has endorsed it.
We've got this thing is it would, you know, we have these devices, but it's so much more than that.
I encourage you all to go.
You can go there.
Look at that.
And that thing right there, we've come, if y'all remember the movie Smokey and the Bandit from back in the day where Jackie Glaser goes, we didn't come all this way to go home with empty pockets!
Well we got, we're here about 90 some percent of the way in this plan and we have to get to the finish line.
This is what saves our country.
I don't have any more money to put in there, not a dime, but I've been going around and we've been doing our show and people have responded.
And we're doing a telethon for you.
Yeah, and we're going to do a telethon coming up, but the people have responded enough to keep that going, because we have the November 7th election, and we're going to be using a lot of the components from that election to be able to prove a concept for the next 10 months.
So people have responded there, and I encourage you all to get the FrankSocial app.
That's the election crime app.
You can see a real-time election crime.
FrankSocial.
And then I told our real president the other day, he called me up and he said, we were talking and he goes, Mike, he said, you know the only way they beat me is if they steal it again.
I said, And he said, I said, that's right.
And he goes, are these election platforms going to be fixed in time?
And I said, sir, they're already fixed against you.
We got to unfix them and secure them with paper ballots, hand-counted, same-day voting, precinct level, and signature required.
By the way, everybody, I'm going to give you some more hope.
You know, last January when I ran for RNC chair, God told me to run, but he didn't say I was going to win.
And, but I couldn't understand when I was there, you know, God, why did I go through all that?
Well, here's what manifested out of that.
I got to know a lot of them people, and Ronna McDaniel said, she goes, I look forward to working with Mike Lindell if I win.
Well, she did win.
And she didn't let me down in that regard, because this August, they put forth a bill, I mean a resolution, same-day voting, paper ballots, hand-counted, precinct-level, and signature-required.
She didn't go against it, and they 100% endorsed that.
So what that's gonna do is help us, everybody.
When we go When we go to all the states, like right here in Missouri, my biggest pushback of our efforts over the last two and a half years have been these Uniparty Republicans, bar none.
The hardest states have been to go to get To get anything done, South Dakota, Missouri, Alabama, Missouri's got great progress because there are fighters here, but Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, Mississippi, you see our common thread?
Kentucky.
These things here, you think you should be able to go right in and say, hey, let's do this.
Wrong.
Well, I'll tell you what, this plan lays it out, and we're going to be able to go back to these counties.
I'll give you one quick example.
I'll give you Arkansas for an example, and you tell me if this makes sense.
Cleaborne County, Arkansas went to paper ballots, Hand County got rid of the machines about a year ago.
About a month after that, a guy named Senator Kim Hammers over there, this guy's a Republican, and he pushes a bill through, and the bill says, they pass right away, within a week.
And the bill says, if you go to paper ballots hand-counted in Arkansas, we're defunding your county.
Now you think of this.
All these other counties in Arkansas were going to go to paper.
And he did that.
Does that make sense to anybody?
It makes no sense.
So I'm telling you, things like that.
About a year ago, I said, God, we're not going to get there in time with all these blockers.
And then he laid out this plan for me, for all of us.
And you need to get on board with that.
It almost becomes a sales pitch.
After this fall's election, we're going to go back to every county official.
Because one of the biggest things that has blocked us is every time we go in and say, hey, those machines, every county in the country had people voted that don't live there or that were dead in the 2020 election.
Every county in the United States.
Now they didn't come in and go, hey, let's go vote for Biden.
Let's go into this county.
Their names were pulled from the voter rolls?
Or they were deceased?
And a lot of them were deceased.
But we go to these county officials and they say one thing.
That's impossible!
Because what?
Our machines are not online.
They're not on the internet.
Who told you that?
Well, the machine companies told us that.
Well, good for them, Special K!
They're on the internet, you know?
So anyway, everybody, this time around, we have all the pieces we needed these last two and a half years to manifest into this next year, which I have 300,000 people on the ground.
Every week I do a call, and Cause of America goes out to all 50 states.
Most of these people have been working for nothing 12 to 18 hours a day since November 4th of 2020.
So everybody just keep the faith.
We are going to save this country and we are in the greatest revival for Jesus Christ in history.
Do you want to sign off for Lyndell TV real quick?
Thank you.
We're live on Lyndell.
You want to say goodbye to them before we let them go?
Unless you wanted to run into your world view, I don't care.
You can stay live.
Always worried about... You're running a week at weekend, if you want to just keep going.
No, no, because we have... We are going to air this as a special for our two days.
We're saving it for our two days.
Sorry to the Dell TV people.
You should be here in the building.
But you'll get to see it later.
We're going to save it for later.
Alright, alright.
But then you sign off, you usually do.
I usually do.
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They're all 100% made in the USA.
And I didn't just throw a bed together, get it from someone else.
I took it apart layer by layer and said, I went down these bedding copies for a long time and said, what does this do for me?
Well, that's for decoration.
I want this to work.
Well, now what does this do?
What does this do?
What does this do?
You can make it look, anybody make you look good on the outside.
What's inside there that helps your gel to sleep in your body's pressure points?
That's what I did for that.
Where you got the MyPillow 2.0.
And the people say to me, the bots and trolls say, well you had MyPillow, now we gotta buy another one.
I invented MyPillow exactly 20 years ago.
And it hadn't changed up until now.
Sleep is about height and temperature.
Nobody wants hard or firm.
They all want soft, but they want it to stay there.
If there's such a thing.
If you could adjust it.
That's what MyPillow is.
But MyPillow didn't get hot.
But now with the temperature regulated thread that was available now last year in the United States, we made this fabric out of, now you've got this cooling fabric that coupled with the MyPillow patented fill, and hence you have the MyPillow 2.0.
It wasn't developed like some people accuse me, oh you came up with that, so if you have this, you need this.
I wouldn't put 10-year warranties on my products if I wanted to make it, like other companies do, make it to wear out in a year.
Back then, people thought I was nuts.
You put a 10-year warranty on all of our products.
Well, why not make them to last?
That's what I grew up with.
I was in a store the other day, and they wanted me to buy a $4.99 warranty on a cooler that cost $29.
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All right?
Now, we're going to sign off for the Lindell Report, but I think what we're going to do, Logan, did you see my text?
Yes, he did.
All right, so what we're going to do now is sign off for the Lindell Report.
All right?
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