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This is the Lindell Report, bringing you news combined with hope by offering practical and achievable action points to assist you in defending and preserving faith and freedom.
And now, here is your host, Mike Lindell.
All right, everybody.
Welcome to Lindell Report.
Um, Brandon's getting ready here, right?
We were just talking.
We really don't have an agenda for tonight.
Or do we ever, Brandon?
No, we never do.
This is the, the standard report.
We just go, it's on your, it's on our minds here.
And that's what we're going to do again tonight.
Um, uh, we'll, we'll do a few, uh, few things.
Brandon and I were talking about, uh, usually he'll call me in the afternoon and say, are you able to come on?
And it depends what's going on, everybody, but what I'm out there doing to, uh, With either the Cods of America or the Election Crime Bureau or MyPillow or whatever, and pretty good about getting guests on the spur of the moment, which I think a lot of, you know, most of our guests, most of our people out there, they want to help out any way they can.
We were talking about the Biggie Brandt that's coming up that I'm going to speak at, Brandon.
I'm going to let you plug your event here since I'm going to be speaking.
Or do you not want the public to know about that?
No, they can know about it.
Yeah.
It is coming up Friday night, October 20th.
Beautiful Lake of the Ozarks.
It's our 20th anniversary Ozarks World Weekend.
We've been doing these conferences for 30 years this year, but it's our 20th year to be in the Ozarks.
And it starts on Friday night, October 20th with Mike Lindell, General Michael Flynn, Dr. Peter McCullough, Rebecca Walzer, Alex Newman, Andy Woods, Colonel John Mills, and Todd Binsman.
All there live, in person.
And every one of them is talking about something that's on the front line.
Mike Lindell, obviously, what's happening with elections and lawfare.
Rebecca Walzer, the economy.
General Flynn, you're talking about what's happening with China and Russia.
And of course, we have obviously now Israel.
We have Alex Newman on the central bank digital currencies and biometrics, Todd Binsman on the border.
I mean every one of these guys, I've never had a conference where every one of the speakers is on a frontline issue.
Usually one or two guys got the big topic, every one of them is on the frontline.
Right.
And I want to say, everybody, and so Brandon has nothing to talk about anymore because he's going to sing.
Brandon's going to sing.
You do sing there, don't you, Brandon?
That is a banquet, a white linen tablecloth banquet on Thursday night.
But the reason Brandon doesn't have a topic is because all his conspiracy theories have all come true, everybody.
That's right!
I have nothing to talk about.
They've all happened.
I've got to come up with new ones.
It could be a saga.
All my conspiracy theories have come true.
So anyway, if people want to register for that and find details, it's on our store, www.tvstore.com.
WVW as in World View Weekend.
Are we going to stream this on Lindell TV 3 or what do we do on that?
No, no, it's it's what you know, I know it's all you have to be there live in person.
That's one of them.
Yeah, I want to I want people live in the building.
We have them coming from Canada.
We have them coming from all California.
I mean from one end of the country.
Will you stream any part of it out?
Or will you play it back afterwards?
Will people be able to see it?
They couldn't make it.
We will play some of it in the first weekend of December.
We will have a special weekend event online where some people can see it.
Okay, so there you go, everybody.
And we're also talking this afternoon, and if I say we're going to do it, it kind of commits, Brandon.
Are you sure you want me to say yes?
Yes, yes.
OK, everybody, here's what we're going to do.
We had a caller the other night that said, why don't you have a telethon?
Hold on here.
I'm getting a call here.
Sorry, I've been after you.
Logan's going to have to call me back.
All right.
While he's doing that, we're going to have a big announcement as to the date of that telethon.
In fact, I'm getting my calendar out so I can put it on my calendar.
Because that's going to be important that we have that planned.
In the meantime, of course, let me show you real quick when I get there.
MyPillow.com.
There we go.
I'm not plugged in, am I, guys?
All right.
MyPillow.com.
Go there and then scroll down.
I don't have it plugged in.
Go to the banner when you get to MyPillow.com that shows Mike Lindell wearing a pair of headphones in front of a microphone.
Click that and you're going to get a bunch of radio podcast specials.
Right.
And we'll show that a little later in the show here, everybody.
But yeah, I'm still using that phone that I don't... Am I breaking up now?
A little bit, but you're all right.
Well, I want it to be good here.
You know what?
Let me take care of the problem on this, Frank.
Go ahead.
You can't even talk about... Yeah, I can.
Yep.
Okay.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Let me make this call.
All right.
So he's going to fix that while you guys come plug my computer in.
And we're again, go to MyPill.com, scroll down the page where you see Mike wearing a pair of headphones in front of a microphone and you click that and I'll show you here in just a second.
And you'll find all kinds of radio specials.
In fact, the slippers that are normally like $49, there's another $10 you can get off of there.
So there we go.
MyPillow.com.
Scroll down.
There's Mike wearing the headphones.
Click on that.
There you go.
Look at that.
$39.98.
They were $49.98, but we just showed you a backdoor to get another $10 off.
And there are all kinds of other specials there as well.
Queen and King, MyPillows 2.0, save 50% and what a great, great deal that is.
Then we have, of course, Christmas products.
Those are limited.
When they're gone, they're gone.
The biggest bed sheet sale ever.
Giza Dream Sheets as low as $29.98.
Kitchen towel sets.
Save 25% with that promo code L77.
Promo code L77 on all these.
My mattress 2.0.
Now this is the one Mike says he has.
He says he uses it.
This is what he sleeps on.
The My Mattress Topper 2.0.
Save 50% on that with the promo code L77.
Six-piece My Towel set $39.99 with that promo code L77.
Look at that.
My pillow mattresses.
Get those at your door in a box.
What do you want to say about that, Mike?
These mattresses, you guys, support my employees and US Made.
The mattresses, the Mattress Topper 2.0 and the 2.0 MyPillow, these are all 100% made in the USA.
The mattresses, everybody, this is unlike any other mattress you've ever seen.
Number one, it's nice, it comes in a box right to your front door.
But the other thing that's really important is all the technology.
There's all these different layers, and maybe you can click on it, Brandon, show them the layers.
All these different layers.
Every one of them, as we reverse engineer this, yeah, go to the, I think you're on the other, go to the other one, the other matches.
Go back.
I want you to go to the one, that one right in the middle, that one there.
This is one that I'm very proud of.
This is in coil.
In coil case, these are springs in there, or these coils, I guess, and both coils and foam, each one individually wrapped.
All these layers are so important because each one layer does something to your, something to help you get good sleep.
You have sleep cycles, Delta and REM sleep, and they cycle.
One of them, your REM is where you're Brain recalibrates and everything and you need that sleep cycle.
That's what the MyPillow gives you, great sleep.
As you adjust it in your level with your bed and you get that great REM sleep.
Well, your Delta sleep is your body.
Now your body needs sleep too.
And if you're waking up in the morning, usually when people get a MyPillow, they sleep in the same position mostly the whole night because you're not flip-flopping all night long.
And then when you do that, you'll find out, well, gee, my mattress isn't that good because, you know, my mattress, I'm getting, I'm feeling these pressure points or whatever.
Well, if you have a mattress, whether it's an old mattress or new, these pressure points are not going to go away.
You need a different input to get a different output.
And these, my mattresses, have all this new technology, some of it proprietary, a lot of it patented.
They're not in the mattress you have, okay?
It is, these are amazing.
If you can't afford a new mattress, get the MyPillow Mattress Stopper 2.0 and put that on any bed and turn it into the best bed ever.
I actually just, I'm testing today one of our, a different bed with one of our mattress stoppers.
I tested the last two nights.
And it's absolutely amazing.
You've got to realize, everybody, I test any products of mine that my reverse engineers, they go through a lot of testing, I guess, by who?
By me.
So it's like, whether it's the towels, whether it's the sheets, the bed, the pillows, everything has to, you know, have a function to help enhance your sleep or help you enhance whatever it's supposed to do.
Like my towels, they actually dry you.
Instead of and then we have the kitchen towels by the way, you can get those let's go down to the kitchen
I want to show everybody that We have the kitchen towels everybody that they are you got
to get them we're launching everybody by the way I think we're getting low on the kitchen towels and the
kitchen But we have we said we still have all the size and colors
But I'm telling you right now, this coming Monday, Brandon, we're launching these three new campaigns for products.
And tomorrow night, we're going to launch one here.
We're going to show you the commercial we made.
So remind me of that when you call me tomorrow afternoon.
Say, what are we going to do tonight?
We're going to show everybody the new commercial that's launching nationwide on Monday.
And so when everybody starts hitting the website on Monday, everybody, things like these kitchen towels, get them now so you get what you want.
Brandon, go back to the other products.
I'm going to tell you which ones you really need to get before we have the big drivers here.
Those Christmas products we put up, you don't have to click on them, but check them out.
A lot of them are specifically for Christmas, you guys.
Get them.
We have a very limited supply of them.
If you go down, why don't you scroll down a little further, I'm going to tell you some purchases.
Any of the sales that's 80% off, we have over, why don't you click on that one?
I'm going to tell you, these are, this is an overstock sale.
These are things that we're getting, we're clearing out because we need more room for our manufacturing.
You got those couch pillows there?
Are those couch pillows or throw pillows?
$9.98 with promo code.
Yeah, you guys, the one thing with throw pillows and couch pillows, you've got to check them out at MyPillow.
I made them, you know, you go on a couch brand and you're going, oh yeah, they're real decorative.
Who cares?
You throw them on the ground, you're not going to lay on them, right?
My couch pillows and throw pillows have the MyPillow patented feel.
So they serve both purposes.
They're beautiful, but yet they serve a purpose.
To lay on, you can take a nap, whatever, and it's beautiful.
You've got some of the He's a Dream sheets on sale.
You've got some of the slippers and clothes out there.
You guys get in here, scroll down.
Some of these sandals.
Look at these.
These throw blankets, everybody.
We have some new lines coming in, but you can still get these.
We're overstocked on these.
These originally, I don't know, what are they, Brandon?
I can't see.
They're like $100.
The $99.98, now they're $49.99 for the throw blankets.
Two-tone throw blankets.
are the best blankets.
I mean, they are absolutely amazing.
The only reason they're on there is because we got a lot of them.
We bought a lot of them.
And remember, a lot of this stuff, we stockpiled with so many items and stuff
where we want to make room for our manufacturing.
The MyPillow 2.0 has been such a success for just getting that inventory down to make room for more sewers, more sewing machines, and more production of the MyPillow 2.0.
There's the mattress pad.
One of the things I want to go back one more time, I want to talk about two more products before we move on.
Go back to the main page.
I want to talk to you.
Find the MyPillow bathrobes.
They don't get talked about enough, right?
Go higher up.
The other way.
The other way.
Keep going.
Aren't they right there?
Yes.
Yeah, there you go.
These bathrobes, they are the best cotton you're ever going to have, and they are absolutely amazing.
So get the bathrobes.
They're on sale.
I can't see it on my... The men's was $179.98.
Now it's $99.99.
Same thing with the women's.
And those are the full sockets there now.
These, I'm telling you, there's no better robe in the world.
And those, and then if you go down to, I want to also talk about the down comforters we have.
These are things that you guys all, if you go back to Paige, Yeah, I don't see that.
But anyway, you guys check that out.
You can go up in the mail.
You mean the down blankets, MyPillow down blankets?
Yeah, there's the down blankets.
I didn't even know we had them.
There's a product that I've never tried myself, but now I'm going to try one.
So we put everything on sale.
We have over 200 products, everybody.
Use the promo code L77.
Go to MyPillow.com or call the number right now.
The operators, the home reps that have been attacked by the government, the media, keep them busy right now.
800-799-7492.
800-799-7492.
Okay, everybody, now I wanna make the announcement.
What we're gonna do is everybody, we, for the Lindell, go ahead, Logan, I want you to put up the lindelloffensefund.org.
Everybody, it's all over the news, you know, or whenever.
Mike Lindell's going down, Mike Lindell's going down.
Well, you know, my pillow over here, I've spent a lot of time the last two weeks, or last month, because we had to make three new commercials.
We've been working very hard on my pillow.
Obviously, everybody knows we've got different lawyers now coming on.
You know, we had to cut expenses there.
I can't, very expensive.
You have a couple million dollars a month in lawyer bills.
We had to make adjustments there and we've done that.
By the way, the judge ruled today that the other lawyers can drop out, at least in the Smartmatic case.
So that was good news.
We'll have that taken care of where we have new counsel coming on.
Brennan, it does look like I'm going to have to defend myself.
It would have been kind of a readout before the jury.
It's a very simple case.
I did this because I want to help save our country, not some marketing scheme so my pillow could make money by going after these machine companies.
But anyway, that's another story.
But what we're going to do, everybody, the Lindell Offense Fund.
that I have been, all the things that I have been funding for two and a half years. Now,
this is separate from any legal things I have, any defense things, everybody, anything I do
to defend myself over here or my pillow that they defend themselves. Those are lawsuits with
Dominion and SmartBank on that. The Lindell Offense Fund, it funds the other things that I've been
funding, which I put most of my money into the last two and a half years. That's for anything
that's needed around the country that needs funding that has to do with securing our elections.
So no matter what it is, for example, the lawsuit in Arizona, the lawsuit in Alabama to get rid of the machines, that was all funded by myself and the Lindell Offense Fund.
So this is where I don't have any money anymore to fund that.
I'm out.
So all these things, including the plan, need to keep moving forward.
So we've decided, everybody, the best way to do that, what the caller said the other day, why not have a telethon, Brandon?
And you know you love having them where?
Right at your studio.
Right.
So the date?
You want to announce the date?
Because I got my calendar open.
I'm ready to write it down.
OK.
All right.
I think we're going to go with October 28th, everybody.
How's that?
October 28th.
Okay.
And we'll have the starting and ending time.
We'll post that soon, but it's going to be a lot of fun.
We're going to have a call center set up to keep the phones ringing.
We're going to have everything that the Lindell Offense Fund is, the projects they're involved with.
We're going to have the plan.
We're going to have guest speakers on all day long.
You're going to love it.
It's going to be quite entertaining.
We might even show clips of somebody inside a claw machine, Brennan.
But I think what we'll do, we'll probably do a history of the successes we've had out there and the stuff that I have funded and stuff that we need to keep going on.
Every one of these things that's out there has to keep moving forward.
We can't stop now.
I've said it before, just because I ran out of money doesn't mean these things stop.
And everybody's been great the last week.
Everybody, you guys have supported so much that the plan for this fall's election with those devices, we're about two-thirds funded.
And I believe by, hopefully by next Wednesday, we'll have enough to completely have that part funded, at least with the devices for Remember, we're going to be passing out the devices to the clerks that have asked for them, that monitor their elections all across our country.
We hope to have at least a presence in every single state.
I mean, for down tickets, I don't care if it's a school board election, we're going to have a presence.
And I just met with, today we met, we had a big meeting this afternoon about the plan.
Well, I'll just put it out there, Brandon.
I got Patrick Colbeck.
He's come on full-time now with the Election Crime Bureau, and he's come on there, and he's getting things organized as far as each silo with the Cause of America for the Election Crime Bureau, the Frank Social app, everybody.
If you don't have the Frank Social app, get it now, everybody.
You're going to need that app, and you should be using it every day anyway.
There is another app.
I'm going to tell y'all about it.
You can go ahead and get it, you guys.
But there's features.
We're working with the company now.
We're adding more features.
But if you want to get out in front of it, you can get it.
It's a Mike Lindell Cause of America at the App Store.
Just put in Mike Lindell at the App Store and you're going to see Frank Social there.
You're going to see Cause of America.
And you're already on Frank Speech.
But if you're just on frankspeech.com, go ahead and get that app too.
Who ever thought that we'd have so many apps, Brandon?
You know, but you know, we needed everybody.
We have this great communication up.
So remember, October 28th, mark your calendar.
It's going to be a marathon telethon for a little offense fund.
And we are going to have a lot of fun that day.
A lot of, a lot of education, a lot of, a lot of great speakers.
Let me tell you, having on and, um, But it's going to be a great education.
Do you think Jimmy Kimmel will be filming it and following it like he did our Frank-a-thon?
I might invite Jimmy.
I would like to invite him right now.
If Jimmy Kimmel, rather than him have to spend the time, you know, he'll watch every hour.
He always does.
He loves the telethons and stuff.
So I'm inviting him right now.
Jimmy, if you would like to come on, you don't have to come to Brandon's studio if you don't want, but we would love to have you on by Skype.
If you want to tape it to make sure you don't say anything you regret, we can do that too, and you can censor it.
But your show's live, you didn't cut anything out of mine, so you're welcome to come on live and say whatever you want, Jimmy.
I think he will, Bran.
He has said that he is our number one fan.
He definitely is our number one fan.
We know that.
He missed all summer long.
I'll bet he watched the show all summer long because he didn't have his show.
He's more committed to us now than ever after watching us all summer.
I wonder how many hours he watched of Lindell TV this summer.
Well, you know, you got all the true news here, the real news, the truth.
I'll bet you, you know, before when he was kind of saying, who is that guy next to my early on?
I'll bet you he watched your news report every single night.
I'll bet he did.
He's a believer now, I bet.
So yeah, there's an invite out to Jimmy Kimmel for the telethon on August 28th.
Um, you know, I don't know.
We just have him on and I basically, I think I'd have mine just for, you know, he, uh, if you want to, Brandon, if you want to be, uh, um, we can both come on and you could be like the, the host and ask us both questions.
What we, what we thought of the, the Claw Knight.
I could talk about how your relationship has developed over the, over the years.
Well, there you go.
Yeah, that's true too.
Cause you know, how is this?
What did he think of you before you became known for what you're known for now, other than just my pillows?
What did he think of you before he met you, then after he met you, then the second visit?
I mean, we could kind of show the history of Mike and Jimmy.
Yeah, the timeline of where it's at now.
You know, I think he's a little torn all the time.
He's conflicted.
He's conflicted.
Yeah, he's conflicted.
I believe that.
But we could help him work through that with a conversation here.
Yeah, we could get him through that, see where he's really at with it.
You know, I think when he read my book, I think, you know, that tells you who I really am.
And I like what Jimmy said, everybody, and it's actually, I believe even that this was heard around the world, when Jimmy said, Mike, when I was in that claw machine, Jimmy said straight out, I know, he said, I know you believe what you're saying.
He goes, I really, really believe you believe what you're saying.
You know, and so does everybody because I do believe what I'm saying because it's the truth, you know, but Jimmy actually said that, you know, do you remember that?
I do, I do.
You know, if we, uh, people are probably curious now, maybe Logan can pull up the tape of that in a little bit and we'll play it.
Um, I would like to see that again.
Oh, the claw machine, the claw machine one?
Yeah.
And you know, you know, he came back and I think his very first show last week or whenever it was recently, I mean, he, he was talking about you and they recreated your office.
They even, look, they're watching to such detail.
They noticed that you replaced your backdrop.
Cause I had changed the background.
That's right.
They had everything.
I looked at that.
I mean, somebody does a lot of work.
And you know, when I went on the show, the other fake Mike, um, he, they actually, I really, I had got, I got to show, I got to realize that an hour later we were filmed live and I'm in that claw machine basically an hour and I'd say an hour and 15 minutes at the most.
And when that fake Mike came in, if you remember, The ties match, the cross, everything.
Right down to the color, they all match.
And I was kind of blown away.
I even asked Jimmy upstairs.
I said, this is amazing.
You've got an amazing team here that can react that quick in wardrobe.
Brandon, can you imagine in wardrobe what they have to have?
Of course, I suppose they've seen me enough on my show where they study it every night.
They probably get every tie out there that even Mike Lindell has even worn once.
Yeah.
And I remember, and I think this shows a lot about how Mike, how he feels about you, Mike.
I know the fake Mike got a little aggressive on the glass there on the claw machine and Jimmy had to get him to calm down a little bit.
He didn't want you to get hurt.
Yeah, I had to calm him down.
I thought he was going to break the glass.
He's shaking it up like it's going to scare me, right?
I mean, hasn't everybody rode in a claw machine before?
At least wish they could, right?
Well, I think we actually have that clip if you want to roll it, Logan.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's roll it, you guys, for the fun of it.
We need something fun tonight.
Let's roll this clip.
All the colorful, unhinged characters who've come to prominence in the political era of Donald Trump.
Our next guest is probably the most enthusiastic to help him overcome his debilitating fear of machines.
We have installed him inside a claw machine for his interview tonight.
And joining us now from the corner of Donkey Kong and Q-Bert, the MyPillow guy, Mike Lindell.
Hello, Mike.
Jimmy Crumble, is that you?
It's me.
Well, Mike, first question, Mike, is why do you think people don't take you seriously?
Well, you know, I want to tell you this, Jimmy.
Remember when we were kids and we questioned these carnival games whether they were rigged or not?
Yeah, right.
But when we spoke up back then, we didn't get sued, did we?
No, that's right.
Hey, Mike, get rid of that kid.
Will you give him a toy or something like that?
Here you go.
You got a winner.
It's a rigged game.
Mike, I know that you're distrustful of machines.
Now that you're inside one, do you feel differently?
No, same thing.
Computers can be rigged out there, absolutely, in elections.
You know that.
Did you ask Donald Trump whether you should do this or not?
Do you run this sort of thing by him?
No, I didn't, Jimmy.
I did this all on my own.
I wanted to be on your show.
You, you, you know, you kept telling me to come on, but you, you know, I see the monologue there.
You said it's because to put me in here because I was, wasn't vaccinated.
You tricked me.
You did it to be funny, huh?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't want you in there because you weren't vaccinated.
I don't know.
To be honest, I don't even remember why I decided you should be in there.
I know you said it on your show.
It seemed like a good idea when it happened.
I have to say, I was very surprised when you said you would do it.
But, you know, I put it out there.
And so you said yes.
So, you know, I'm honoring that commitment that I made on the air.
No, you did great.
You did great.
So last week, Mike, you actually, during the weekend, you ran for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
This is the committee that is kind of in charge of fundraising.
It decides where the money goes.
It's a very powerful group.
Correct.
And you seemed, by my count, very confident that you had a chance to win this thing.
Let's look at the tape.
I'm running for chairman of the RNC.
I plan on winning.
And you know what?
I plan on winning.
I want to win that RNC chair.
We're heading every single poll out there.
I'm 100% all in.
And when I go all in, I go all in to win.
I just want to win, everybody.
Not only am I going to win, but it's going to change real fast.
Are you confident that you can win?
Yeah, absolutely.
A lot of them are going, do you think you can win?
Do you think you win?
Of course I'm going to win.
Mike, some of the polls show you winning this.
Oh yeah, yeah, they all do.
Now Mike, the poll actually did show you as the favorite, right?
The Rasmussen poll.
That's correct, yep.
And then this happened.
Mike Lindell received 4 votes, Harmeet Dhillon received 51 votes, and Ronna McDaniel received 111 votes.
Now, does this seem like an indication that maybe your barometer when it comes to voting is off?
No, what it seems like, Jimmy, is that the RNC did, that their representatives didn't listen to the people of our country that wanted a change in the RNC leadership because I was the top of all the polls.
I almost doubled both of them combined in the Rasmussen report, which came out last Thursday, the day before the vote.
So they, you know, I didn't realize that they, uh, you know, that they would, I would think that they would have went with what the people wanted because they represent the people.
Do you believe this was a rigged election too?
No, absolutely not, Jimmy, because there was no machines involved.
It was paper ballots, hand counted.
Right.
Okay.
So, um, you lost, you would have lost either way, I guess is what you're saying.
Well, I don't know if I'd have machines.
Somebody could have filled with the numbers, right?
You distrust machines.
Does that extend to, like, sewing machines?
Yeah.
Tell me, like, what about ice machines?
Are you OK with those?
You know what?
You can make fun of that, but we know the machines I'm talking about are voting machines, computers used in elections, because we want to have elections and not selections.
So not like the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine would not be on your list of things to melt down and make into prison bars.
No, just the voting machines.
We got enough of them to melt down into prison bars.
Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine.
They're cool, right?
What's that?
I said Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine.
I can't hear you, Jimmy.
I can't hear you.
I'm sorry.
It turns out you're locked inside a claw machine.
Yeah.
You know, one of the differences between you and the claw machine is claw machines let go.
And you will not let go of this voting thing, will you?
Never.
I want to help save our country.
And I love our country.
I love the people in our country.
We've got to get rid of the computers in our elections.
Mike, I have to tell you, and I mean this sincerely, I believe that you believe this stuff.
I believe that you are really convinced that... I mean, the evidence that you've presented is nonsensical, but I do believe that...
That you are convinced that there is some kind of a conspiracy or malfunction or whatever the case may be.
I don't believe that Donald Trump believes that.
I think Donald Trump is lying when he says he thinks the election was rigged.
I think Giuliani is lying when he says it.
I think Carrie Lake is lying.
I think for them these are just excuses for losing an election.
What do you say to that?
Well, I say, Jimmy, no judge in the United States has looked at the evidence.
They've all kicked the can on standing.
No one has ever looked at the evidence based on merit.
And I'm just going to keep sounding the alarm until somebody looks at it.
We gave it to the Facebook fact checkers, Alan Duke.
He looked at it and he won't.
Now he just went away because he knows it was true.
I say to you, Jimmy, I'll give the evidence to you.
We'll come back two months later.
I'll pay for your cyber guy if the show can't afford it.
We'll help him check it out.
You know, you're getting a big audience tonight, so you could afford it.
Mike, you see that little girl with the overalls on?
That's our cyber guy.
You're looking good.
That little girl with the overalls on?
That's our cyber guy.
You're looking good.
I think you're good.
How much has this crusade cost you personally, Mike?
Uh, over 40 million, and that's counting building your great network you watch all the time, Jimmy Linville TV, that's part of the cost.
I'm your number one fan, that's for sure.
There's no question about that.
You, uh, your, my pillows used to be in Costco, they used to be in Walmart, they used to be in Macy's, Bed Bath & Beyond, et cetera.
Where the heck are they?
Hello?
Is anybody...
Where the heck is he?
Who?
Oh, my goodness, it's another Mike Lindell.
Oh, no, no, not Jimmy.
It's Jimmy Crumble.
I can't handle it right now.
I don't got time for you.
I'm looking for the law offices of David Buster's.
Well, no, Mike, David Buster's isn't a law firm.
It's like a Chuck E. Cheese for adults who enjoy wrestling.
Well, I'm being sued for $1.3 billion, and I need some representation.
So it's right here in the law.
Jiggling Jehoshaphat!
How did I get in there?
What kind of dark magic is at play?
Mike, you agreed to be... Well, one of the Mike's agreed to be interviewed in the claw machine, so... I knew it!
It's the machine!
It's the antifa Chinese devil crazy!
And they trapped me inside!
Don't worry, you sweet boy.
I got a pillowcase full of quarters right here.
Here, try the machine.
Here, it's rigged.
Here, it's rigged.
You can see animals.
They take credit cards.
They don't take pillowcases, Mike.
I'm sorry.
Self-defense.
It's just a self-defense technique.
OK.
All right.
I'm not gonna use no card on these!
I'll get ya!
Don't worry me, I'll get ya!
It's a rigged machine!
The animals are falling!
You jammed it up!
The door's not gonna work!
I just need another bag of pillows!
You're winning!
You're winning!
You have another pillowcase full of quarters?
I eat all of my suppers out of vending machines!
You know that as much as I do!
Shields arise!
I'm coming for ya!
I'm gonna get you back in that ice hole real quick!
And smash this crab grabber to smithereens!
All right.
Don't hurt Mike.
All right.
Come on.
And security, please, get the other Mike Riddell out of there.
Come on.
Yeah.
Mike, one more thing.
Have you met this guy, George Santos?
No.
What do you think of him?
Is that the guy that was just here?
No.
That's a different guy.
All right, Mike.
Well, thank you, Mike.
You know what?
I have to say, um, one thing about you is you are definitely committed.
And you should probably be committed, to be honest with you.
Mike Lindell, everybody, the MyPillow guy.
We'll be right back with Fall Out Boy.
Wow, that seems like it was yesterday.
It does.
It does.
If we take that apart, everybody, if you see there, one of the things that happened was When I was in the green room, it would be really nice if Logan could find that night, he had his monologue, and that monologue, when he did that, I was in the green room, and he said everything I wanted to make sure.
One of the things when you go on shows like that, everybody, I wanted to get the message out.
I wanted to get the message out, and there were certain things I wanted to say so people knew that we were still working on this election crimes and trying to secure our election platform.
And Jimmy, during his monologue, He went through, like, five minutes of stuff random.
Remember when we had a ballad in my studio and I'm looking like this with a flashlight?
He basically told the whole country everything I was doing.
So I had a sense of, what would you call it, a sense of relief.
Yeah.
I could just go on there and just have fun, be myself.
You know what I mean?
Because he had already got the message out that the whole purpose of me going on there
was to let people know, even I was gonna get attacked or whatever it was, that hey, we're still out there
and we're fighting and we are gonna get rid of these electronic voting machines
and we're gonna secure our country.
And so I went in there with a peace.
In that beginning, if Logan can find that, it might be hard to find, but if he finds that,
I'd like to play that too during this hour.
So here, when I went in, it was just like the first time I went on Jimmy Kimmel, I found out he had read my book.
So I go, well, how much can you attack?
It's like all these other journalists out there that attack me every day.
A lot of them, if I'm doing a long-term interview with them, like a whole day interview or whatever for a big piece, I make them read my book because I, you know, you're going to attack.
I've been there.
I've been, I've been everywhere from no forks to four forks and everywhere in between.
Yes.
I was a functioning addict, raised a family entrepreneur, had all these businesses.
and built it with my own hands.
I was also in the streets with no forks and a cracked cocaine attic.
And so, the story that, you know, what God's done for the story of redemption here
and to free me of all that, and then you couple that with the American dream
on steroids, to be able to build a company, all these USA jobs and everybody's dream.
You know, I've got all these families I see every day when I go to MyPillow, they're working hard going, you know what, I did that with just an idea back in 2004.
Just an idea to be able to build this all up.
I think we might actually have his monologue you wanted.
Yeah, yeah, just okay.
We're going to show that in a second.
I'm going to tell everybody.
So when I went in that claw machine after watching this monologue, I went in there with Just to have fun, but that's why, you know, those answers I have is he gave me those and went into that.
I even made him laugh a few times, you know.
I'm going, you know, the first answer just came to me.
I'm sitting in a claw machine because it is true.
When we were kids, all these carnival games, you go, yeah, they're rigged, they're rigged, they're rigged.
And what did I say to Jimmy?
But we didn't get sued when we spoke about our First Amendment right free speech, right?
Right.
And then you heard him say, everybody, when he said, Mike, I really believe you believe what you're saying, you know?
Um, and you heard, and then he said about the evidence.
I said, to this day, everybody, no judge has ever looked at the evidence in the United States based on merit, no matter what case we've been in.
It doesn't matter.
Anyone says, there's a white guy who doesn't put out the evidence.
You know what?
Everybody's put out.
There's evidence everywhere.
Evidence that came right out of the machines, which is the passport records.
And by the way, just won a big thing in Nevada where they find the, uh, So I want everybody to watch what I've seen in that green room, the monologue that I watched, and then we're going to talk about that.
You know what, that was, to me it was almost, it was a divine thing that he did that because I didn't have to go in with nervous, being nervous.
What I mean by being nervous is my nervous on both times that was on Jimmy was, or any speech I ever give, it's like, I want to make sure that I get out everything and don't leave, you know, what to leave in, what to leave out, to not, to not sit afterwards and go, oh, I wish I would have said that.
I wish I would have said that.
Because you get one shot, you might get one shot and that's it.
And, uh, so here we go.
See if you can roll that monologue.
Thanks for watching.
Thank you for coming.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're in a good mood.
It is, uh... That's a weird noise, by the way.
It's a weird noise for a human being to be making, but, um... It's appropriate because tonight is my pillow night.
The Pillowpocalypse has begun.
All the way from whatever planet he came from, Mr. MyPillow, Mike Lindell is here to finally answer the question, what if Ted Lasso was on the FBI watch list?
Mike, you know, was here once before a couple of years ago, and he must have had fun because he's been very anxious to come back.
Hey, Jimmy, how was your new year?
I'd love to come on your show, Mr. Jimmy.
I would like to talk to old Jimmy Kimmel again.
I would love to come on your show, Jimmy.
If you'd like me to come on your show, here I am.
Heck, I think we got our anniversary coming up, Jimmy.
So that would be a good thing, we could do it.
I'm in L.A., I'll be in L.A.
I'm gonna be here all week.
I'll come on your show anytime and I'll do whatever you want me to do.
I'm saying yes, Jimmy, I will come.
Jimmy, you'd probably double your audience.
I got new stuff, Jimmy.
How about we get together, Jimmy?
Jimmy Kimmel.
Jimmy.
Jimmy!
Call me up, Jimmy.
Call me up.
And tell me what time you want.
I'll be there.
Jimmy, I haven't heard from you.
It's not funny anymore, right?
No, it's still funny.
In fact, it kind of gets funnier as it goes on.
But we missed Mike, so we accepted his request on one condition.
I told Mike he's welcome on the show if he agreed to do the interview from inside a Dave & Buster's claw machine.
And guess what?
Jimmy Kimmel has Mike Lindell for, I don't know, round three or four.
Thank you for doing, putting yourself through what Jimmy Kimmel is going to put you through, whatever it's going to be.
Yeah, and by the way, everybody, I'm going to be inside of a claw game, inside of a, you know, where they grab the stuff because he doesn't want, you have to be vaccinated there, so he went for his protection.
No, hold on.
I do want to make something clear.
I did not insist that Mike be in a claw machine because he's not vaccinated.
I insisted he be in a claw machine because it's hilarious.
This isn't a political statement.
This is just for fun.
And Mike has had a busy week.
You know, he decided to run for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
There were 167 votes cast.
He got four of those, so he didn't win.
But he claims Ronald McDaniel, who did win, asked him to spearhead an elite unit of election conspiracy investigators.
One of the things I want to say is we need to hold the RNC accountable.
They did say, I will work with Mike Lindell.
I can't wait to work with Mike Lindell.
Well, when you work with me, it's election crime, not a weak word like election integrity.
It's called the election crime.
We're going to talk later in the week.
We're setting up the election crime unit, Steve.
So everybody stay tuned.
It's going to be big.
Right, it's gonna be you.
Why do I have the feeling this will be headquartered in the back of a van in Mankato, Minnesota?
Mike Lindell's Election Crime Units?
It sounds like it will be a great primetime show for NBC.
Just forget about the evidence.
Why, what are you hiding?
Hey, will you guys finally look at this evidence?
Would you get a cyber guy?
I'm going to show you inside a Dominion machine, everybody.
Right there.
Keep going down.
Stop.
Inside the machine.
This is real-time crime.
You can't deny it.
I don't know if you can see this, but there's stars and stripes on here.
Or stripes, I guess.
Those are our machines, and we demand to look inside and get rid of them!
Melt them down and use them for prison bars, like I said!
You're talking about evidence.
We had enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life for 300 and some million people.
Wow, you're a more dick wolf.
I would watch that.
I would watch the hell out of that.
Maybe you could team up with the Space Force and fight electron crime in other galaxies, too.
We have quite a lineup of guests tonight.
Pamela Anderson, the CEO of MyPillow.
Yeah, okay.
So, I don't know if you've ever seen that, Brandon.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I was watching it when it aired that night.
What I mean by him showing all that, it basically showed the country, and especially people on the left here too, that showed everybody that, hey, I'm out there, we're still out there doing things to everybody.
He also shows, he always shows our network, you know, he always shows our network, even when he put those little You know, puts down its own little promo codes down there, right?
But he, you know, he said, when he said he's going to be working on the election crime unit, well, you guys, we did come up with the whole, the whole thing.
It's called the Election Crime Bureau now.
We changed the name, Election Crime Bureau.
And that, remember, that was in January of this year.
So in six months, we built a bureau.
This stuff is massive with all these silos.
The Cause of America, we got the Legislative Branch, we got the Cyber Branch, we got the Communication Branch.
You guys can all check that out at TheElectionCrimeBureau.com.
And then, Brandon, if you see in there, he talked about basically all the investigation.
How many shows do you see where you can go on and say the word Dominion, you know?
So basically, to me, that monologue basically told the country, hey, I'm not giving up.
I'm still going out there.
Here's what I'm doing.
I ran for RNC chair.
Ronna McDaniel said she was going to work with me.
Everybody, and she did!
Everybody didn't know that on this show.
So that show there that you heard, the seeds that were planted on that show back in January, every one of them has come to fruition.
Let's start with the Ronna McDaniel.
Yeah, he even said the Rasmussen Report showed that the people want to meet.
The people in this country, they did a huge poll and I doubled both Harmeet and Ronald McDaniel.
I doubled both of them combined.
But they're not the ones that vote.
The people don't get to vote on their own representatives.
The 168 get to vote.
And the 168, there's a committee man, a committee woman, and a chairman from every state and territory.
So obviously they didn't listen to the people, Brandon.
I only got four votes, but the people overwhelmingly across the whole country wanted Mike Lindell.
But did we get out of that what we wanted?
Absolutely.
Because just like I said on Jimmy Kimmel there, and he said it to the world, he said, Ronna McDaniel said she was looking forward to working with Mike Lindell.
Well, everyone says, well, what happened then, Mike?
Did she work with you?
Yes, we talked this right after running.
We talked almost weekly, and I said, Ron, the 168, they're coming up with the, there was people within the 168, and I said, with a resolution for same-day voting, paper ballots, hand counting, precinct level, Signature required.
And I said, will you, will you get behind this?
And she said, and she said, yes.
And she said, you know, she was planned for August to bring it up in August.
And everyone, everyone I told about, they go, oh, there's no way they're going to pass this.
They're not going to, they're not going to push this through.
Well, you guys, they did in August, the RNC, they pushed it through.
And the lawyers, the inside, the ones that wanted changes to it, they didn't even make any changes.
You know, it's no machine, paper ballots, hand counted.
This is what the country needs.
It's a great resolution.
And this was, you know, let the world know, but I don't think the Anyway, you see what I'm saying, Brant?
The things we talked about, that he talked about on that show, and then he, you know, even though you're mocking and showing us, you know, remember when we took the paper ballots, what they were showing there, those paper ballots, everybody, those are ballots, that's the most secure paper used in a hand count ever.
These paper ballots, they're more secure than money.
And it's absolutely amazing.
And by the way, everybody, we used paper ballots, hand-counted, the system that Linda Rant came up with in Missouri.
Remember, she's part of the Cause of America.
She's absolutely amazing.
And she came up with this kind of stuff, worked on it for, I don't know, I don't know, a year or months.
I don't know how long.
And it was used in Osage County, Missouri, in an election this spring.
And with Democrats and Republicans working side by side, got done with 100% accuracy.
And there's two other models, too, that we have used around the country.
And we're winning.
This is going to be amazing.
So anyway, I guess back to the point, Brandon, what did you think?
Brandon, I've never got to ask you this.
With Jimmy Kimmel.
So I know way back in the beginning, you and many others around the country are going, you know, don't go on there.
Don't go on there.
I never, I never said that because I know others did, but I never said that because I know you're a good sport and I knew you were going to be able to get your message out.
And I thought even the people that are against Mike are going to have to say, the man's a good sport.
He's, he's, he's not a mean guy.
He's a nice guy.
He's an, you know, A good sport.
And I think a lot of people came... I think even some of the people... Well, you tell us.
Did some of the people that told you not to do it later say, hey, that actually turned out really well?
No, they all did.
They all did.
That was amazing.
So they all agreed that... They all agreed after the fact that it turned out well.
They all agreed after the fact.
And I guess the second time, you know, when I told them it was going to be in a claw machine, they thought, you know, you're going to be made a fool of and blah, blah, blah.
Well, they...
You know, that was, if that's what it takes to get on there, you know, I think I show that I don't care what it takes.
We need to save our country.
We need to get to the end zone here and get rid of these electronic voting machines.
So our lives are run with computers and selections.
We can't, we have to get rid of them.
And, and we will.
The one thing too, is, is I liked the comments after that, everybody, as I looked down, And I look through all the comments and I go, I like to go where all the, not where the bots and trolls, we can read them on any site, all the bots and trolls, you know they're bots and trolls.
Over here where there really are people on the left, if you go to Jimmy's audience over there, there's a lot of people on the left.
And I'm reading them down, and every one of them was basically a compliment.
Like, you know, hey, he, you know, he really believes in himself.
What a good sport.
You know, they had a good chemistry between the two of them going back and forth.
A lot of people thought it was scripted almost, because we both kept throwing the ping pong ball back and forth, you know what I mean?
me. Yeah. And throw it back to him. You throw it to me. And Jimmy let me finish what I was
saying. That was what was really I got a compliment on that, Brand.
He let me, on both times I was on his show, he let me finish my sentence, what I was saying.
Do you know how many times I've went on other charitable media, and the journalists, you all know you're out there.
I've kind of got them trained now, if they talk to me by phone or by Skype, no, you're gonna let me finish my answer.
But Jimmy is a professional that way, you know, and it was real good, I thought.
Mike, do you think we could, Logan, see if you can find the last time he was on, the fake Mike, at least to show a screenshot of how they duplicated Mike's office.
They went to great detail to duplicate his office.
Can you find that, Logan?
Put up Jimmy Kimmel, Mike Lindell, Reese, and I think that's what I had to put in.
Yeah, they duplicated it in very fine detail.
They went through a lot of work there.
I thought it was very impressive.
In fact, I got it here.
All right.
They even went and got all the amazing gray sign behind you, the things that you have in your bookshelf.
And then the guys come in and they go, look at the Dominion guys are repossessing your stuff.
It was actually, it was this one was, yeah, there it is everybody.
Yeah.
You want to play it or not?
Oh, I don't know.
Look at the amazing grays they've got.
When they go back to your cabinets, they've obviously watched to see some of the things you have.
I mean, those are basically my cabinets.
They've got the Lord's Supper there.
That's right.
The Last Supper.
Yep.
They've got the Last Supper, the flag.
I mean, they've got everything.
Somebody studied.
And you know what?
We don't usually have a live shot of both of those.
I'm not kidding, the stuff that's way on the right, the flag and that.
Now those books are not on there, and this is just my books.
I don't know what books they have there.
We'd have to beam in because that'd be interesting.
And I don't have candy on my thing, you guys, just so you know.
But they're really close.
Um, you know, very good to detail, I think.
Yes, it's very good to detail.
That was shocked, which tells you they're watching our most recent shows because
you just recently changed out your backdrop.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Jimmy watches every show.
I really do.
I think he does.
And if you see the shirt he wore, look at tonight, because a lot of times I will wear a tie.
Look at this!
I mean, if you look what I'm wearing here, he caught me on a night because I've been, you know, for a few episodes, I did a white shirt with my cross rather than a tie.
I mean, these guys, you know, they're pretty good.
So I think, you know, Jimmy must say, Hey, I want this in there.
I want this in there.
He probably, Bran, he likes the show so much.
He probably produces this show rather than his writers.
You know, I think he gets, I think he gets, Involved with this one directly because I think he's really got a passion for watching the Lindell Report.
You know, we'll have to ask him if he does come on for the telethon, you could ask him, you know, which show does he watch more, the Lindell Report or does he watch your...
I think he's watching Little House on the Prairie, to be honest with you, because I don't know how he would know about Mankato, Minnesota, unless he's watching Little House on the Prairie.
Oh, is that where your phone got taken?
Okay, alright.
He got that right from the news.
He watches, I'm sure he has a Mike Lindell alert right on his phone.
Yep, I have a heartache.
The FBI got him in Mankato, Minnesota.
That's where I was born in Mankato, by the way.
So, you know, are you kidding me?
I'm sure Jimmy knows everything.
You know, he's got alerts going up.
What's Mike Lindell?
What's he on today?
I gotta check it out.
Because, you know, I think secretly, Jimmy knows deep down that if we don't secure our elections, we don't have a country.
And I think deep down, he would love to just come out and say, hey, I'm going to show the
evidence right here on my show on late night TV here, on the Jimmy Kimmel show, and maybe
interview judges and say, why won't you look at this stuff based on merit? Or maybe interview
with some of these machine companies.
Why are you hiding everything? Why don't you show everything?
Do you think there are guys in China and Iran and North Korea that have shows like Jimmy Kimmel?
No.
So the point is even Jimmy has to understand if you want free speech, if you want the freedom to have expression, artistic expression, free broadcasts that are not dominated by the state, you better have free and fair elections because I don't think he could do what he does in Iran or North Korea or China.
What do you think?
Well, absolutely you can.
And that's why all you journalists that are watching tonight, the best thing you could do, all of you journalists, not just yourselves, donate to the LyndoOffenseFund.org, but put a whole article out about it.
But you guys, all you journalists could do, the best thing for your country is say, hey everybody, we need to support the LyndellOffenseFund.org.
We need to support it so that we can have our free space and American dream and be the horrible journalists we are that can attack people every day.
And these guys won't have jobs, Brandon.
You think they're going to say, oh, you get to keep your jobs and they're not going to take over there?
Of course they are.
That's right.
That's what happens.
That's what happens in dictatorships.
Everybody, so please support the Lindell Offense Fund.
This is the plan that will secure our elections and save our country, everybody.
Everything will go to help save our country.
Go there, learn right now at the Lindo Offense Fund.
Go there, click on it, be educated there.
Look at the plan and then put in your donation.
I don't care if it, you know, whatever you can afford.
And if you can't afford, then you can do this.
Send it out to all your friends that can support and say, hey, we need to save our country now.
Boom, there it is.
The one thing I can do, Brandon, is keep promoting.
Promoting the Lindell Offense Fund to keep everything moving forward to secure our election.
That's the Lindell Report and markdown Saturday, October 28th for the Lindell Offense Fund Telethon right here.
Alright, thanks for watching.
Take care.
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