The Michael Knowles Show - Michael REACTS To Unhinged AI Pixar Trailers Part 2
Aired: 2026-04-19
Duration: 09:33


=== Viral Pixar Trailers (02:13) ===

[00:00:17]  As we await eagerly the release of Toy Story 5, lots of people on the internet are producing their own Pixar trailers.
[00:00:25]  We've already covered some of them in a previous installment of this high-level art criticism.
[00:00:31]  The producers have assembled the latest viral Pixar trailers, and it will be up to me, maybe up to you, to decide which one should become a full-length Pixar movie.
[00:00:42]  Take it away.
[00:00:42]  I hate football.
[00:00:43]  I hate video games.
[00:00:44]  I don't want to be like him, Dad.
[00:00:45]  I want maximum sparkling.
[00:00:47]  Like, honey, paint my nails.
[00:00:48]  Do my eyelashes.
[00:00:49]  Send him two to three years, Dagestan, and forget.
[00:00:52]  From Disney and Pixar.
[00:00:54]  He's a little twig.
[00:00:55]  I've got no choice.
[00:00:57]  He's your son.
[00:00:58]  I know what I have to do.
[00:01:01]  This Christmas.
[00:01:11]  Good, good, good.
[00:01:13]  Good.
[00:01:13]  Four.
[00:01:16]  Come on, Alex.
[00:01:16]  Pretty tight.
[00:01:17]  Hip go.
[00:01:18]  Chest high.
[00:01:18]  Now.
[00:01:19]  Pull.
[00:01:19]  Get up.
[00:01:20]  Fuck it.
[00:01:35]  It's a little much.
[00:01:36]  It's a little too complex.
[00:01:38]  You need more references.
[00:01:39]  I don't, but okay.
[00:01:41]  Dad, I'm gay.
[00:01:45]  Peace, kid.
[00:01:46]  See you in heaven, maybe.
[00:01:50]  Disney and Pixar present One Way Ticket to Hell coming this summer.
[00:01:57]  Wait, but he says, see you in heaven.
[00:01:59]  Well, enjoy AIDS, I guess, right?
[00:02:01]  Did I miss something there?
[00:02:02]  It didn't.
[00:02:03]  He says maybe.
[00:02:03]  What after that?
[00:02:04]  Maybe.
[00:02:06]  Yeah, okay.
[00:02:07]  Well, I'm seeing a theme.
[00:02:08]  There's really a theme of black gay teenagers.
[00:02:12]  That means you're gay.
[00:02:16]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:02:18]  It's fine.
[00:02:18]  Okay.
[00:02:19]  It's fine.
[00:02:19]  It doesn't hit as hard for me.
[00:02:21]  I know.
[00:02:21]  The first two, okay.
[00:02:23]  I don't know.
[00:02:23]  I'm not making a full feature-length film out of those.
[00:02:26]  Hey, get back here.
[00:02:29]  You don't got to be a YN no more.

=== One Way Ticket to Hell (03:25) ===

[00:02:31]  I got a better way.
[00:02:34]  Quarter zip.
[00:02:36]  What's a YN?
[00:02:39]  Is that like an N-word?
[00:02:41]  Basically.
[00:02:43]  What's the Y stand for?
[00:02:45]  Young.
[00:02:45]  Oh, okay.
[00:02:46]  Yeah, all right.
[00:02:47]  That's kind of what I assumed it meant.
[00:02:48]  Quarter zip.
[00:02:49]  Wow, that's great.
[00:02:52]  That's really nice and a good lesson.
[00:02:56]  If we just passed out quarter zips to every 12-year-old in the country, you could do a lot to improve the Utes.
[00:03:04]  Okay, next one.
[00:03:06]  I don't know if there's a place for me in the world.
[00:03:08]  There's a place for everyone, Karen.
[00:03:10]  There's a place for you as well.
[00:03:18]  Kitchen.
[00:03:18]  Thought I would be just cooking.
[00:03:20]  No one said anything about the dishes.
[00:03:27]  All right.
[00:03:27]  That's a more direct.
[00:03:28]  Yeah.
[00:03:29]  Okay.
[00:03:29]  There's a more direct joke there.
[00:03:30]  That's okay.
[00:03:31]  There's something I need to tell you.
[00:03:32]  I think I like girls.
[00:03:34]  No son of ours will be straight.
[00:03:36]  Get out.
[00:03:39]  What?
[00:03:45]  Yeah, okay.
[00:03:46]  Funny, funny bit.
[00:03:47]  It's too confusing, though.
[00:03:49]  I'm extremely confused.
[00:03:51]  Like at the end, he picks the one.
[00:03:53]  I don't know.
[00:03:54]  Do you have any New Year's resolutions?
[00:03:56]  Only one.
[00:03:57]  After the ball drops this New Year's, he won't have any of his own.
[00:04:02]  Post op.
[00:04:08]  It would be post op, it would be only one P. Quiet.
[00:04:14]  OPP would be like an opportunity or an opponent, but operation would be one P. Which they get in the subtitles, but okay.
[00:04:22]  The pitch is fine.
[00:04:23]  But right now, no, the winner is the kitchen one.
[00:04:26]  And that's not even an A. That's just acceptable.
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=== Snickers vs Kitchen (03:35) ===

[00:05:57]  You have to say it in a way he'll understand.
[00:05:59]  Come downstairs or you'll get a deaf odds, my ute.
[00:06:02]  What is another way of saying two to the power of two?
[00:06:06]  Two twos, Sam.
[00:06:08]  Toronto man.
[00:06:10]  It's so, I don't get it.
[00:06:13]  Boy, if you don't, like, I don't get it, okay?
[00:06:15]  And probably most of you don't get it either.
[00:06:17]  But I like how specific it is.
[00:06:20]  That's such a great niche stereotype.
[00:06:23]  Of a man from Toronto, that I want to give it credit.
[00:06:30]  It's kind of like conservatives do this we don't make the movies that we want to see, we make the movies that we want to want to see.
[00:06:39]  That's how I feel about Toronto Man.
[00:06:42]  So it's still, that's still in the running.
[00:06:45]  She's beautiful.
[00:06:46]  She sure is.
[00:06:47]  Congratulations, mom and dad.
[00:06:49]  How, I mean, she's so different.
[00:06:51]  Different can be a gift.
[00:06:56]  Coming this summer.
[00:07:01]  The kid's black, but the parents are white.
[00:07:03]  So, do you get it?
[00:07:07]  I get it.
[00:07:09]  Okay.
[00:07:10]  All right, whatever.
[00:07:10]  It's in the running.
[00:07:11]  In a world where Snickers rules the skies, one man dares to be salty.
[00:07:16]  Please, no Snickers.
[00:07:17]  Snickers!
[00:07:18]  When the world goes nuts, only one man can wear the crown.
[00:07:21]  What's up, fool?
[00:07:23]  Not to.
[00:07:27]  What?
[00:07:28]  Hold on.
[00:07:29]  Wait, what is that?
[00:07:30]  I don't really get that.
[00:07:31]  All right, hold for a second.
[00:07:32]  Jacob's going to send you a reel.
[00:07:34]  What?
[00:07:34]  For a second, I thought that Snickers was just a euphemism for the N word.
[00:07:40]  Are you sure?
[00:07:41]  That's what they were doing?
[00:07:42]  But then what's with Burger King?
[00:07:45]  Jacob's sending you a clip.
[00:07:46]  Let's see this.
[00:07:49]  Oh.
[00:07:59]  Wow, okay.
[00:08:00]  Okay, I guess that reference was so niche, I didn't even pick it up.
[00:08:04]  But I guess because of that, it's now very much in the running.
[00:08:08]  Ma'am, you listen to me.
[00:08:10]  I'm trying.
[00:08:10]  Could you please slow down?
[00:08:12]  No slowing down.
[00:08:13]  The bank will freeze everything unless you move now.
[00:08:15]  One click.
[00:08:16]  It's all my savings.
[00:08:17]  Do it from Disney and Pixar.
[00:08:19]  Okay, all right.
[00:08:20]  All right, that's it.
[00:08:21]  That's it.
[00:08:22]  Okay, I'm really torn now between the kitchen and the Snickers one.
[00:08:28]  It's just which is funnier?
[00:08:33]  I guess I would want to see the Snickers one as a full-length movie because snickers!
[00:08:38]  One, you know, racial tensions is a perennial theme in human life.
[00:08:43]  So it's inexhaustible in that way.
[00:08:45]  But you could say sexual tension is as well.
[00:08:48]  But with the kitchen joke, I get the joke immediately.
[00:08:56]  I just get it, right?
[00:08:58]  I don't know if there's a place for me.
[00:08:59]  And he says, your place is in the kitchen.
[00:09:00]  Ha ha.
[00:09:01]  You know, and then that's it.
[00:09:03]  So I get it.
[00:09:03]  So I don't need a whole movie about that.
[00:09:05]  Whereas with the crown guy and the Snickers guy, I didn't even know what that meme was until after I saw it.
[00:09:10]  And now I want the backstory.
[00:09:11]  Why is he wearing a crown?
[00:09:12]  Is this your king?
[00:09:14]  Huh?
[00:09:15]  Why?
[00:09:15]  Where does his hostility toward the Snickerses come from?
[00:09:20]  Is it just from this incident?
[00:09:21]  Was there something in his past?
[00:09:23]  Where?
[00:09:24]  That's what.
[00:09:25]  Okay, that's the one.
[00:09:25]  I want a full movie of that.
[00:09:29]  Coming before or after Toy Story 5.
[00:09:31]  I'm Michael Knowles.
[00:09:32]  See you next time.