The Epstein Files: Benny Johnson Vs Michael Knowles | FACE OFF
Benny Johnson and Michael Knowles clash over Epstein’s name in leaked documents, though neither appears—just a rapid-fire trivia game: Epstein’s blue-dressed Clinton painting ("Parsing Bill"), a $9K Chanel bag gifted to Obama’s Catherine Rummler, and his 72-acre Azoro Ranch (now a luxury resort). Epstein’s net worth was $577M, not $3B, per July 2019 prosecutors’ filings. Their debate on Epstein’s intelligence ties—from "dark arts fixer" to occult rumors—ends with Michael’s chaotic cigar stunt near the VP’s house, exposing how far-fetched conspiracy theories can spiral. The episode underscores how Epstein’s legacy remains a mix of verified oddities and unproven wild speculation. [Automatically generated summary]
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I am in the Epstein list.
No, you're not.
Are you?
I have to break this to your audience.
I'm in the files.
I'm in it.
My name technically appears in the files because technically I trafficked women for Jeffrey Epstein to Les Wexner.
Today, we're diving into one of the most discussed topics on the internet.
We're talking emails, the testimony, and the unbelievably sus timing when Jeffrey Epstein allegedly unlived himself.
Our guests are also two of the only people not mentioned in the 3 million plus documents.
In one corner, a man who never went to the island because it would have been a mortal sin, the sin of taking a vacation date.
Michael Knoll.
And the other corner, a man who never attended a Diddy Whiteout party because he wouldn't be able to wear a black t-shirt, Benny Johnson.
Wait, hold on.
What?
This is face-off Epstein files.
I will read a question.
Each host will have 30 seconds to scribble down their answer, and the loser will have to give a glowing 30-second read for the winner.
Well, gentlemen, I would ask what you did to prepare for this.
And clearly, y'all are know more of it than I do.
I have to break this to your audience.
I'm in the files.
I'm in it.
No, you're not.
In the files, an FBI briefing document notes my interview with Kash Patel in 2023 talking about the Epstein files.
And so it says, the Benny show, far-right podcaster, this is the FBI's internal memo to their top leadership.
So my name does appear technically in the files as a Newsweek write-up.
All right, if we're making confessions and stuff like that, I guess I should also point out my name technically appears in the files because I, because technically I trafficked women for Jeffrey Epstein to Les Wexner on behalf of Mossad.
Okay.
But there's a technicality.
That would be on brand, actually, here.
So this is not a joking matter, Mr. Davies.
Can you cut it out with the jokes?
How many emails did you read?
I try to know more about things than you do, Mr. Davies.
But I've read like three emails.
I haven't dug in a lot.
I know that I came here with my suspicions that Michael was a trafficker for Mossad, and now they've been considered.
They're confirmed.
So we can just go home from now.
This was actually the point.
Yeah.
So, yep.
Well, that may come up in a question later, but it's not the first one.
The first question is, what color dress was Bill Clinton wearing in the oil painting seized from Jeffrey Epstein's New York mansion?
30 seconds.
Wait, don't show them yet, Benny.
I showed it.
I showed it.
Too late.
It's blue.
It is blue.
Nice warm-up question.
Do you know why it's blue, Mr. David?
It is easy, dude.
I do.
It's easy.
Why is it blue?
Why don't you give us the lore, Michael?
Why?
No, you tell me.
Do you know why it's blue?
Monica Lewinsky's dress.
As a Lewinsky.
I didn't know if you, I don't know.
You're young.
You're young.
You were barely a glint in your father's eye when the Lewinsky scandal happened.
We're the same age.
Well, that's true.
Wait, go.
Because I figured both you guys would know this.
There was plenty of glint on that dress from the dry cleaner.
It was covered.
It splattered actually in glints.
Yeah.
Well, that's how he got impeached.
That's how they prove it.
Shrines.
And censor.
But I do want to give whoever knows the name of the painting the actual point.
I figured you both get blue.
What is the name of the painting?
Is this like a famous painting?
I mean, I knew he had it commissioned, but I think Benny is scribbling something down.
He's got it.
The painting was titled something.
All right, Michael, what do you got?
Glint on my dress.
Okay, that's right.
I said moaning Lisa.
Is it moaning Lisa?
I think for creativity, I think we should give you that.
But no, the name of the painting is Parsing Bill.
Okay.
All right.
So we'll give you both y'all a point from Blue.
Thank you.
That is paraphrasing Joe Rogan here.
That is the, I gotcha, bitch.
Like they knew they were cooked.
Yeah.
But like the, like, I think it's amazing what's happening right now because Hillary Clinton's finally getting asked questions about this.
And she's like, it was just for philanthropy.
And there's photos of him with trafficked women who are naked in a hot tub.
So this is like the Clinton version of philanthropy.
It is, I love it.
I mean, I think it's incredible.
By the way, it's a little more like such illusion.
Philanthropy is what I think it is.
A little more about ill is what I think.
The fact that she has not been asked, she's been running for president.
She ran for president for like a decade and nobody asked her any questions about Jeffrey Epstein.
How's that possible exactly?
She's just now getting asked on the record about Jeffrey Epstein.
These are the first times Hillary Clinton has been in the public eye for 50 years.
Never asked a question about Jeffrey Epstein.
Not once.
Well, she wiped all those emails off her server.
So it's only now she didn't wipe them off his server is the problem.
This is, I think, I think a remarkable timeline.
It's the sacred timeline.
Very excited about it.
Yeah.
If only we had the emails, we could do a whole nother show just on the Clinton files.
But we'll get to number two.
What object was reportedly hanging from the ceiling inside Epstein's mansion that raised eyebrows?
There's a few things.
This is the most iconic.
Is that a real answer?
Is that...
Betty, don't reveal your answer.
Oh, good.
Hold on.
All right.
Hold on.
I'm going to.
Oh, is this not a steam?
Do you have a bride hanging from his chandelier?
And a speed.
Either way.
I mean, it was a speed thing.
It was unbelievable.
It was speed.
It was a human-sized bride doll hanging from a chandelier.
There's a bride doll.
Okay, that's a little different.
I just copied Benny, but at least we'll get the same number of points.
Really?
Keep it in the holster until we get ready to fire here, okay?
Hey, this is a good advice you could have given to Clinton in 1996.
All right, number three, documents released this year revealed that Jeffrey Epstein was permanently banned from online gaming from what system back in 2013.
From what system or what game?
System.
It's kind of like an online gaming service, but like this system works.
I'm using the acronym for it.
All right.
What do you got, Michael?
I said XXX box live and unalive.
This is the entire show.
Betty, what do you got?
It was World of Warcraft, I think.
Pretty sure.
Michael takes the lead with Xbox Live in 2013.
The more current rumor is about Fortnite and the gamertag, but they're disputing that.
The one that is confirmed is Microsoft.
Yeah, I thought it was the Fortnite thing at first, so I'm glad you clarified.
Michael knows a lot about these emails all of a sudden.
It's getting a little suspicious, Michael, about the next batch that drops.
All right, here we go.
Number four, a note reportedly.
He's not another batch, sadly.
I thought there were still like millions unreleased.
There are.
Yeah, but we're not getting them.
And it's our job.
It's our job to get them to release them.
All right.
Number four, in a note reportedly found in his jail cell where he complained about giant bugs crawling on him, being served burnt food and being locked naked in a shower for hours.
How did Epstein end that letter?
Was it A, I'm not suicidal.
B, I don't deserve this.
C, not today.
Or D, not fun.
Not fun is the funniest one.
But I'm taking a guess at this one.
He's going to take it.
It really could plausibly be anything.
So Michael gets the points when he read off my board.
So those are valid points.
What do you mean threw it up in the air?
I get all those points.
Bride.
I say E, Bride.
He's only 7 by 1.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You mean to read through him again?
You have your answers.
I have it.
Benny, do you have yours?
I do.
All right.
Benny, what do you have?
It sounded more like Epstein.
I've read a lot of Epstein emails.
So like that sounded more like, it's not fun.
Not fun.
Michael?
Yeah, I agree.
I think it's D, not fun.
That's correct.
Yeah, okay.
They tasked you to write.
I tried to do a...
What is that again?
Exactly.
I tried to do cursive, like really good cursive would look like this, but instead it kind of just kind of came out like it kind of came out like that.
Anyway.
The funny thing.
My three-year-old's learning her letters and she does better alphabet letters.
We all do that, bro.
It's fine.
It's fine.
That's fine.
It's fine.
The fun thing with the no fun email that it was, it was no fun with two exclamation points as well.
No fun.
No fun.
It's kind of like an end of a Trump tweet.
Yeah.
You know, like big, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Actually, Trump tweets are a good, like a great example of the greater overall point, which is like you read through these, these Jeffrey Epstein emails and you're like, these people run the world?
Yeah.
No, they can't effing spell.
They can't.
They can't even write like basic.
They can't write basic sentences.
I've noticed this, though.
And they're like, they're typing down all their crimes.
The more, the more like high status people get, the more I think it's almost intentional that they misspell stuff.
It's like a, it's like, I'm too busy.
Oh, I don't even, I don't even want to check my, I don't even need to use the proper number of vowels.
It's, I think it's a total power play.
So Whoopi Goldberg, I just read through the Whoopi Goldberger emails, which are so funny.
So Whoopi Goldberg gets down on her knees and begs Jeffrey Epstein for his jet.
Please let me use your Gulf stream too.
I need to go to Monaco, which is a $50,000, $100,000 jet trip.
And she says, please come with me.
I beg of you.
And so this is the Whoopi Goldberg email.
It's so funny.
And Jeffrey Epstein's response to her is he goes, no, thanks.
But he misspells thanks.
So he can't even like turn down Whoopi Goldberg.
So Whoopi Goldberg's the only person that was too slimy and too repulsive for Jeffrey Epstein even to allow on the rape jet.
Yeah.
And you know, you would think with some of the conspiracy theories, Whoopi Goldberg is almost Jewish, but she's not.
It's fake.
The Goldberg name is made up.
It's not.
I'm not saying Epstein's massage.
I'm saying that you would, according to the theory, you would think Whoopi Goldberg could, but she can't because it's not even, she's not really even really a Goldberg.
Fun.
Speaking of people who Jeffrey actually did like, who is reportedly in line to inherit most of Jeffrey Epstein's fortune?
Is it A, Ghislaine Maxwell?
B, an unnamed son, C, surviving parents, or D, a Belarusian-born qualified dentist?
It's an easy one.
Benny's ready to throw it up.
Ten seconds.
Should do a speed element in this.
I think we should now.
This is getting bad.
All right, what do you got?
I said the dentist, the hot dentist.
See its teeth with like big, luscious lips.
Oh, try to spice it up a little.
Okay.
That looks like kind of like a, like an Egyptian boat, like from the Pharisees.
Sorry, not Pharisees, like the Pharaohs.
Oh, yeah.
You're right.
Like a Viking ship.
Like kind of like a Viking ship, like with sails.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, it's a Viking or like a pagoda.
Yeah, anyway.
I thought the exact same thing.
Good news is you both got it right.
It's the Belarusian born dentist.
Yeah, I saw, what's her name?
I was actually reading about her.
We'll get into that in the next question.
How large was the diamond ring Epstein reportedly gave Kirion Schultzlick through the 1953 trust signed just two days before his death?
That's the name of the Belarusian dentist.
Now, this is the closest without going over with carrots.
Okay.
How many carrots is this diamond ring?
Closest without going over.
Just two days before he allegedly unalied himself.
All right.
Michael, do you have an answer?
I say it's 19 carats.
Okay.
Benny?
30 carats.
It's 32.73 carats.
Benny with the dagger.
Tide game.
I thought it was going to be 20 and I wanted to give myself a little wiggle.
Wow.
Okay.
Should have realized.
He's got a lot of money.
Oh, poor guy.
You know, he was just about to get married.
Those two young kids, you know, are like a bad term for the Epstein files, but like those two, that young couple, they had their whole lives ahead of them, struck down in his prime.
That's what most people say about the Epstein files.
Just tragic.
Tragic.
Tragic.
Such a sad tale.
Number seven, according to prediction market Calci, what was the percentage chance that Ghislaine Maxwell will be released from government custody?
Closest without going over.
What's the current betting odds?
What percent chance does she have to get out?
We good?
All right, Benny, what do you have?
12.
12%.
Michael?
Wow.
You really said, I said 53.
It's 27%, according to Calci, chance that she has to get out.
So I'm technically closer.
You are technically closer.
And he went over.
I thought you were going to change it, you know?
No, that's really, oh, that's bad.
She's got a 20-year sentence.
Yes, 50%.
She's going to eventually get out.
You know, I guess like 100%.
Eventually she's going to die in jail.
I doubt they'll ever let her be a free person again.
Yeah.
Right.
You just wonder if they were.
Triple Agent Conspiracy00:02:32
Look, maybe the thing is, when we say that Epstein belonged to intelligence or had some relate, obviously he did have relationships to like every intelligence service on earth.
But I don't think he was like super spy Jeffrey.
That said, like Maxwell's dad was a spook.
He was like a triple agent or something like that.
You would just think if these agencies were as powerful as they are, like one of them would bail her out, maybe, or maybe not.
Maybe not.
You get a place.
Maxwell's dad got like a state funeral in Israel.
He was like a totally a Mossad agent, like for sure.
But I think he was also MI6 and KGB.
I think.
That's what he's.
Yeah, he did like, he lived in England and he did like arms deals all throughout Europe.
That's the thing with these guys, I think they're like when he died, like the entire Israeli government showed up and he got a state funeral in Israel.
Yeah.
I mean, that dude was like for sure Mossad.
For me, maybe they'll toast one glass of Manashevitz, but I don't think, I don't know.
I've never actually been to Israel.
I don't.
They keep having wars, so I don't want to go.
But like...
I think you're right, though.
I think you're right.
My new favorite conspiracy theory...
It's not really a conspiracy theory.
They're all just theories at this point and the conspiracy theorists are up like a thousand to zero is that, is that, you know, Jelaine Maxwell was swapped out because the most recent video of her and her deposition like doesn't even doesn't look like her.
Interesting.
Like, it's different nose, different eyes, different ears.
And they did the swap out and snatched.
Man, you know, so I've had some tough jobs in my life, but imagine being the Ghillain Maxwell prison body double.
You have to really screw up in like, you know, high school classes to end up with that gig.
That's terrible.
It's hard to believe the photos, too, because I fell for the Epstein in Israel Fortnite photos that were like clearly Sora.
I'm like, all right, guys.
There's so many of these.
There are AI pictures of like, it's like Epstein wearing groucho glasses.
Like the guys, I don't think, come on.
What are we doing?
I think I even said that.
That's very convincing.
Yeah.
Allegedly to all this.
All right.
What was the alleged code phrase beef jerky speculated online to reference in certain emails, in certain email discussions, what was that code name for?
For example, Jojo is here and will walk the jerky over to Jeffrey.
Does Benny have his answer?
Is it human flesh?
Oh, yeah, Benny.
Both correct.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, what did he say?
Child meat.
Code Names and Occult References00:03:30
That's like such a grosser way to put it.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
According to Reddit, it comes up 383 times, but that's Reddit.
Can't confirm that.
Man, you know, maybe I'm too naive or something, but like, obviously, like, Epstein was up to some pretty like demonic stuff.
Like, there was clearly a lot of it.
Even his reaction to the name of Christ, it's just like really bizarre reaction when Steve Bannon asks him in this interview and he's like, oh, the carpenter?
Like, what do you have to do with me, Jesus of Nazareth?
But some of this stuff where they're like, they're eating babies or whatever.
I just don't buy it.
Like, I don't, am I, maybe I'm naive.
Kind of depends on how far you want to go into the occult rituals, but child and human sacrifice is obviously woven into occult practices since the dawn of time.
Yeah.
And so if that's, if you assume that they're occultists, which I do, the reason why is that they treat human beings as subhuman, right?
So this is what they were doing with these women.
This is what they were doing with these children.
No one would treat a child of God this way.
And so when you go that far down the pathway and you look at some of the art, you look at like what they were painting, you look at the visualizations, you just have to assume occult level practices on this stuff.
And I don't think, I honestly, Michael, don't think that was the full op.
I think that that was a side project.
I think that the full op was actually being a between like a fixer, right?
Between government entities and like get like a like a dark arts, it's like a mafia style, like hitman.
Yeah.
Between like, I needed to get a dirty job done.
And you see that throughout the emails.
Like everyone who has a filthy, dirty job, they would go to Epstein.
He would get involved.
He was known as a guy who could just like get, you know, take care of this stuff.
But as, but in order to facilitate business with these government, you know, with people who are under mass surveillance or billionaires who can't just go, Bill Gates can't just go to a bar right and pick up a chick.
He had the island with the women.
He had the plane with the women because he knew that's something that's like a lot of that greased the skids for his business.
Yeah.
The real business was like being a government facilitator between the public and the private space.
He was like that, you know, that glue in between those spaces.
I agree.
That's why when people say like, well, did he work for the CIA or Mossad or KGB or FSB or MI6 or this or the Arabs or this or that?
I think like no, like probably no, except yes to all of them.
Incidentally, like yes.
Like I, yeah, he was like a shady dude who just kind of made stuff happen.
And like, I know those guys from New York.
I know guys who kind of move in between the darker spaces and the more public square.
But any, I think he was just that at the very highest level.
Like just think of the highest level lobbyist, crook, dodgy, money launderer, pimp, weird, like just like the highest level of that was this guy.
So yeah, to your point, yeah, when people sin a lot, they, they do, they're touching on the occult in in that they're dealing with like very dark spiritual forces.
And so yeah, okay, if something like that did happen, yeah, I think it was probably incidental to the business, whatever, whatever the business was.
Shady Dudes and High-Level Crooks00:11:24
Yeah.
I mean, again, there's no doubt that there are sort of through lines for this.
There's one email where he's talking about like a girl praying to Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
And then being, and then, and then, and then being abused.
I mean, it's totally, it's totally evil.
It's demonic.
You would never, ever be able to do these kind of things, you know, unless you had some type of, you know, the spiritual lens is the only way to actually truly see through this.
So yeah, I think that it is, I mean, obviously, Michael, I think that it is like a little, you know, it's a little bit, you know, it's a little, it's, it's clearly code for something.
Right.
Right.
So like, I guess I just don't know.
Like, is it child meat?
It's code for something.
That's right.
What's it code for?
Right.
You know, nobody, these people have private chefs.
They have the best chefs in the world.
They're all billionaires.
Nobody ever talks about food this way.
Nobody ever mentions jerky thousands of times.
Yeah.
Like, so exactly what is it?
And it's mentioned in like such strange, such peculiar ways.
It's mentioned in a way that even if you were physically carrying beef jerky, you would never talk about it.
It's like, what is it exactly?
Maybe.
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Yeah, well, unfortunately, it didn't end up very well for Jeffrey.
So we'll move on to number nine.
What constant noise reportedly drove Epstein to sit in his cell with his hands covering his ears?
What was that noise that was always happening in prison?
Oh, Michael might actually win the speed round here.
This could be it.
Be the only one.
No, I think this one's pretty obvious.
6'5, Benny's up.
All right, Michael, what do you have?
6'5?
This is actually pretty close.
So probably I said nickelback.
I didn't.
I thought he was beating me by more.
And so I went just for the joke.
I don't actually know.
I don't actually know this one.
I assume there's like a bunch of laundry by his cell, according to the schematics of the prison.
There's a huge laundry like by his cell.
So I assume maybe it's like the washing machine running all the time.
That's close.
I don't know.
Reportedly, it was a constantly running broken toilet.
The toilet, okay.
Drove him nuts.
Yeah.
Well, if neither of us gets it, then I feel better about writing Nickelback.
Was there any like any photographs or anything?
No.
Okay.
All right.
Never mind.
All right.
Number 10.
Out of Nickelback in his cell.
Yeah.
Basket.
This is correct.
No, I'm joking.
Holding the boom box by the door.
That would have been great.
How long did the guards reportedly fail to check in on Epstein the night he died?
Is it A, 30 minutes?
B, one hour.
C, two hours.
three hours who were subsequently moved out of the facility as quickly as possible given promotions Never had to answer the media.
No career repercussions.
Just a coincidence.
Was it two hours?
Benny, what do you have?
I have C.
I have two hours.
Gentlemen, it was three hours or closest to three hours.
Yeah.
Three hours.
That is correct.
Closest to it is closest to closest, huh?
Well, I mean, technically, it's about three hours.
That's what the reports were.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Can we do a fact check at the control room?
No, it doesn't.
We do have the size.
Jay, right.
It would be tie anyway.
If it was two, it's either two or three, but it is reportedly it's closer to three.
Okay.
All right.
Number 11.
How tall was Jeffrey Epstein?
Closest without going over.
Was he one of those guys when you meet him in person?
It's suspiciously tall.
You know, is he suspiciously short?
Why does it have to be suspicious?
Why can't he be ordinarily tall or short?
I mean, because he's a suspicious figure.
Yeah.
He has kind of tall guy energy.
That can't be right.
Chat GPT is saying the guards were asleep for eight hours, but clearly chat's messing up.
That's just like chat GPT.
That's just what like HHS recommends.
Yes, he drank eight glasses of water a day, too.
I don't making a guess based on a bunch of photos.
You know, you've seen photos of him with Clinton.
You've seen photos of him with Trump?
I've met Trump.
Because what's Trump?
Trump is 6'2 ⁇ , 6'3, something like that.
So, yeah, I'm kind of basing it on the Trump one.
I said 5'9.
5'9.
Benny, what do you have?
5'11.
Trump is 6'3, but the correct answer is 5'7.
Let's go!
5'7.
Yeah, kid.
Michael, I say closest without going over.
You guys are both over.
So y'all both lost.
But he's still 0.1.
He was only 5'7.
5'7.
Wow.
5'7.
Hold on.
Wow.
You know, there's a photo of him with Bannon.
There's a photo of him with Bannon, too.
And I don't remember Bannon being particularly short, but they're like the same height, right?
So it's like weird.
5'7's pretty short.
Hold on, hold on.
Pretty short, dude.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm looking this up.
I don't trust Davies' Grok or whatever he's doing, Gemini.
Apparently, the source was wrong on this one.
Yeah.
Because you brought up Trump.
It's like, there's no way because he's pretty close though.
He wasn't 5'7.
Yeah, so it's saying actually he's six foot.
So who's closer to six?
Hold on.
You don't, what's your source?
You mean making this 5'11?
What's your source?
I said 5'11.
No, this says around 6' So we don't know.
Hold on.
I'm going to ask Grock.
We all agree.
We all agree Elon is right about at least 80% of things.
Hold on.
Grock, how tall was Jeffrey Epstein?
Give me the accurate answer, not Mr. Davies' nonsense, lazy, sloppy nonsense.
Gotta be.
Insane.
He's Googling during the show.
Okay.
So his IMDB lists his height as six foot.
That's probably not the right.
No one's ever been six foot flat.
No one, that means at most 5'11, but it might be 5'10.
Look at this.
CBS, 60 Minutes said that he was 6'6.
This is like we just don't give it to Benny.
I don't even know.
I'm getting so many conflicting reports that I think we just got to wash that question.
Like there's so many different heights that it's showing.
I feel like you're robbing it from Benny, but I'll tell you.
Where's the autopsy here?
Because what did Benny say?
Six foot?
I said 5'11, which is.
Yeah, so Benny would get it, except no one.
Dude, how many times have you ever met someone who's actually?
There's photos of him.
Exactly.
There's photos of him relatively like not looking like a midget next to Trump.
Yeah.
Or Bannon.
Yeah.
Or Bill Clinton.
You know, he doesn't look, he's shorter than them.
He's short.
He's negatively shorter, but he's not.
Yeah, he's not 5'7.
5'7 would be very, would be considerably shorter.
Would be Al Pacino style.
Yeah.
This is a gentleman's game.
So you guys want to just wash this question out or do you want to go with one of these reports?
I want to get a better producer who can look up the answers first.
Give it to Benny.
Give it to Benny.
I'm taking the point.
I'm taking the point.
Give it to Benny.
Yeah, because according to the autopsy, nearly six feet, 185 pounds.
Nearly.
What's nearly?
That's 5'11.
10?
Is nearly 5'10 and 9 tenths?
Or is it 5'11?
I don't know what it is.
So outrageous.
Well, hopefully this next one is correct.
It wasn't his body anyway.
So I know autopsy.
Okay.
That's right.
All right.
What extravagant gift did former Obama White House counsel think Uncle Jeffrey for in the released emails?
Is it A, a gold-plated picture frame, B, a purse?
C, a set of one-of-a-kind pens, or D, artifacts from the Lebanon region.
A gold-plated picture frame is not only not luxurious, you can get one for like $11 at TJ Maxx.
I don't, there's no way it's that, right?
You tell me.
What extravagant gift did a former Obama White House counsel think, quote, Uncle Jeffrey for in the emails?
Benny, you have yours?
All right.
Michael, you got yours?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I just got a text that Benny's running away with it.
So, Michael, you better get this right.
Okay.
All right.
What do you have?
I said bay, root.
It's the Lebanon stuff.
You see, it's a bay and then roots.
I'm trying to make it interesting.
What do you have, Benny?
It's Catherine Rummler.
It was a Chanel bag as a designer bag.
That's correct.
It was a White House Council.
$9,000 purse.
I should have guessed that.
Those Obama just didn't.
What do they care about?
It was shoes and a watch and a bunch of other stuff.
But yeah, purse was in there for sure.
I wonder what kind of watch it was.
He wore a fake Vacheron Constantin.
He had like a nice, like you'd think it'd be a nice, I saw this on some forum or like post.
Jeffrey Epstein, a man with an island, had a total knockoff Vacheron Constantin watch.
He was a dirty, cheap, you know, skis bag.
I'm starting to think he might've been a swindler.
That guy might've been a liar, you know?
It is amazing.
It is amazing how these things, you know, it is amazing how like you can tell.
You just like show me somebody's, show me somebody's like tip history on Uber Eats.
And I'll like tell you so much about like who they are.
Especially when they're ordering like beef jerky.
You're like, this guy.
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So he's, so he was tipping like his DoorDash people like two bucks in the rain.
And it's like, you're a billionaire, bro.
You know, you could make someone's day, tip them a thousand dollars or whatever.
Yeah, or no, it's like, it's amazing how it's amazing how these people that Ronald Dahl has this great quote.
And it's like, if you're ugly on the inside, it'll always manifest on the outside.
And so it doesn't matter how beautiful you are, how beautiful you start off with.
Like horrible, twisted, warped people.
There's always something that they're doing on the outside that shows you how sick they are on the inside.
And that like when I saw like a DoorDash gets a $2 tip from this billionaire, I'm like, you're scumbag.
It's like scumbag.
That's why I try to treat ugly people as poorly as I can, because I assume it speaks to some kind of moral perfidy on the inside.
So I'll forget about not tipping him.
I'll hit him.
I see him on the street.
Speaking of disgusting people.
He made the right choice on Whoopi Goldberg.
At least he had the.
He had Jeffrey Epstein.
He had the right choice on Whoopi.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Speaking of gross people, in a 2016 letter written for Jeffrey Epstein's 63rd birthday, what did director Woody Allen say dinners at Epstein's home reminded him of?
Was it A, a White House state dining room?
B, a Renaissance court, C, Dracula's Castle, or D, a James Bond villain's lair.
It could be two of those.
Two of those are plausible.
It was B, Renaissance Court.
Or C. C.
No, it was a Dracula's castle.
The correct answer.
It is a very C, Dracula's castle.
Oh, come on.
Really?
I thought it was accurate description.
Bond or Renaissance court.
It's a very accurate description, too.
Like, leave it to the artiste to actually come up with the correct framing for all this.
Is it because you're young women?
Talking about drinking blood, eating children?
Like Woody Allen calling it.
Wow.
Like calling it from the half court line.
Yeah.
It was totally like Dracula's Castle.
Maybe he was telling us about the jerky.
Wow.
Yeah.
So the weird, so the weird thing about this, Alex Jones was on my show the other day and he was like, he's like, he's like, Dracula.
You know, like in the middle of an answer, Alex Jones will just like yell Dracula, you know, and vampires.
It's awesome.
And I'm like, where are you going with this, Alex?
And he's like, well, that's the point about Epstein is that he is vampires.
And I was like, unpack that.
And he goes, well, if you actually go back to Dracula and the real Dracula inside of the, you know, inside of the Romanian, you know, Transylvania is in Romania.
And you go back and you trace his lineage, it actually has direct ties to the current royal family.
And that's why Prince Andrew was so interested in Epstein because he's a vampire.
Oh.
And I was like, bro, I'm not going to look into that.
I'm just going to choose to believe it.
I don't know.
That makes so much sense.
It's actually, yeah.
It's actually perfect.
It explains everything.
These are just literal white walkers among us.
And these are just vampires living out their vampire.
Who feed on the blood of young blonde women and on beef jerky.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Number 14.
Epstein donated money to which prestigious university after his conviction?
Is it A, Yale?
B, Princeton, C, Harvard, D, Stanford.
This is after his conviction.
The one I was thinking about isn't in the list, but we'll see.
You were thinking MIT, I bet.
He was thinking MIT, but I say it was Harvard.
C. What do you got, Benny?
I would say, I was saying Harvard as well, but I got them back.
It's Dracula.
No, actually, it is C, Harvard.
Yeah.
No, you know, say what you will about Yale.
They never, they made a lot of missteps over the years.
They never took money from the creepy island pedo billionaire supers buy.
They never took not a dollar to my vampire.
Vampire.
Vampire.
It was royal vampire.
Yeah.
All right, number 15.
What is the name of the 72-acre New Mexico property purchased by Epstein in 1998, which is reportedly being turned into a luxury resort?
Gross.
What's the name of that place?
So is his island.
Do you know this?
So the island by a hotel group.
You went there?
No, no, I said we'll get there later.
There's a question.
But do you know the name of the ranch, Michael?
Okay, so, you know, Reagan's ranch in California is called the Rancho del Cielo.
And so I suggested Jeffrey Epstein's was Rancho del Hello.
All right, Benny, what do you got?
Azoro Ranch.
Azoro Ranch.
Azora, I never would have gotten it.
There's still time, Michael, to come back.
There's still time.
There isn't.
Number 16, what is the name of the larger neighboring island Epstein also purchased?
Is it A, Great St. Thomas?
B, St. Croix West.
C, Great St. James?
D, St. Andrew K. I'm taking a guess here.
I'm taking a total guess.
I don't know.
I have not been.
I really.
He's talking like a kind of guy who's been.
You notice that?
I totally, I'm just guessing.
I don't know.
I haven't been.
There are these YouTubers, Tyler Olivera, Luke Rodowski.
They're great.
And they've like went and broke into the island, not while Jeffrey Epstein was in charge of it, but soon after.
The temple was all boarded up, which I thought was very interesting.
It's the only place that I'm going to be able to get into the temple.
I heard it was like a piano room or something.
What do you have, Michael?
I said St. Andrew K because I thought the Prince Andrew thing would be a funny tie-in.
The correct answer is C, Great St. James, the island next to it at the time.
Really?
Yep.
So I got that one?
Yeah.
I assumed if there's a little St. James, there's like the way that the nomenclature works.
No, back in the day.
Yeah.
Like I assumed there would be like, there's a new York, right?
There's, there's going to be big and little and they weren't really.
But I don't get the, why would you, if your main island is little St. James and it's off the coast of St. Thomas, if your main island is little St. James, why would you then buy Big St. James and not just upgrade to that one?
Like, why would you say like, oh, I only own little St. James when you got the Big McGilla?
Little St. James had all the tunnels.
Yeah, I guess it's true.
It had the pagan temples and stuff.
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All right.
And build tunnels.
And Benny's right.
They are turning into a luxury resort, which is wild, almost as wild as how much Benny won by in this game.
So, Benny, since this is a gentleman's sport, this doesn't have to end here.
You can go double or nothing, all for broke.
One last bonus question, only if you want to, because you've already kind of taken away the lead here.
Apparently, let's go.
He's just okay.
Here we go.
Double or nothing.
At the time of his death in 2019, what was Jeffrey Epstein's reported net worth?
Close without going over.
Bro, if he ends this game at 18 to nothing, that's going to be so sad.
And this was the federal prosecutors that they cited.
At the time of his death, what was his net worth?
Benny, what do you have?
I had $3 billion.
Total random stab.
$3 billion?
I say $382 million.
That is a wild difference between you two.
The correct answer, according to federal prosecutors cited, the net worth of roughly $577 million in court filings in July 2019.
Michael knows so much.
He did it.
What?
He did it.
Just want to be clear about this.
I'm the greatest to ever do it.
I'm the best to ever play this game.
I did not know almost anything going in.
Benny did all the work.
And then a fluke bonus question gets me my points.
18 to nothing.
Let's go, baby.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Betty, I should have given you a heads up that Michael has won so many of these games on the last bonus question, just with the Hail Mary last one.
Whoa.
But hey, I don't care.
It's fun.
To the winner goes to spoils.
So, Benny, will you please, we'll start a clock.
Will you please give us a 30-second commercial for why people should tune in to the Michael Knowles show?
The Michael Knowles show, ladies and gentlemen, brought to you by the Daily Wire and Mayflower cigars.
I know this as a matter of fact.
Mayflower cigars best enjoyed outside of the vice president's house after a couple of hard, strong bourbon drinks and the vice president's staff yelling at us to get out and to not smoke so close to the home because there are children there.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should be watching the Michael Knowles show.
No other show will put some of the most Secret Service protected children in the country at risk.
It is Michael Knowles.
And in the theme of the show, that is, of course, the greatest endorsement.
Not only did you pitch the show, you also pitched Mayflower.
And it's true, the hour was late.
Some drinks had been had.
People had left.
And then Benny was like, hey, Knowles, I'm not leaving without a cigar.
We got to have a cigar.
And I said, well, I actually don't think you're allowed to smoke at the vice president's house.
He said, no, but it'll be funny for the story.
Come on, we got to do it.
And then he cajoles a staff member to let us do it.
And then it was great.
We were out there hanging with Secret Service.
If we hadn't Secret Service, I would have shot us that day.
But anyway, we lose the cigars with like the little miniature, like votive Christmas candles that they had like sitting there for decoration.
It's like the decoration candles.
We actually swiped a couple of them because nobody had a lighter.
It was good.
It's one of my favorite Mayflower memories.
Never getting invited back.
By the way, it was snowing.
It was like snowing like blizzard level snow.
So it was like epic.
It was very beautiful.
It was very beautiful.
I agree.
That was epic.
Just like that read, Benny.
Thank you so much.
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