The Michael Knowles Show - Michael REACTS To The Most Unhinged AI Pixar Trailers
Aired: 2025-11-01
Duration: 08:44


=== Top Fake Pixar Trailers (05:18) ===

[00:00:00]  Most of the content generated by AI is pure slop.
[00:00:03]  And this is no different.
[00:00:08]  But the producers have compiled the absolute top fake Pixar trailers generated by the sewers of the internet.
[00:00:19]  Take it away.
[00:00:22]  From the creator of Slum Dog Millionaire.
[00:00:24]  I just need one big break, one sale, and we can leave this place in a city of a million voices.
[00:00:30]  Are you sure this isn't a scam?
[00:00:31]  Ma'am, it's your lucky day.
[00:00:32]  One more voucher.
[00:00:33]  Just one.
[00:00:35]  Is it the Indians that are scammers?
[00:00:37]  Sorry, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.
[00:00:41]  I usually think of like Africans as like Nigerians or something as scammers.
[00:00:44]  You want to sell that?
[00:00:46]  Call these motherfuckers ASAP.
[00:00:49]  The Indians?
[00:00:50]  Maybe.
[00:00:50]  Okay, next one.
[00:00:51]  First time in Thailand.
[00:00:52]  From Pixie Works Animation.
[00:00:53]  I have the cutest smile.
[00:00:54]  Careful, I might steal it.
[00:00:56]  Oh, comes a story about finding someone who truly sees you.
[00:00:59]  Wow, hi, I'm Gene.
[00:01:00]  Hi, Gene.
[00:01:01]  But she's got a secret.
[00:01:02]  You look cute when you sweat.
[00:01:03]  Oh, thanks.
[00:01:04]  I haven't felt like this EVA.
[00:01:05]  There's something I haven't told you.
[00:01:08]  Ladyboy.
[00:01:08]  Make me flash loop.
[00:01:11]  It's like, hey, we're going to develop this technology that can create whole movies, whole animated movies.
[00:01:19]  Think about, you know, Snow White, how long that took.
[00:01:22]  The investment, you know, Disney almost lost everything.
[00:01:25]  And now we can just make animated movies with it.
[00:01:27]  And can you imagine what this is the computing power even that that takes?
[00:01:31]  What are we going to do?
[00:01:32]  We're going to make jokes about ladyboys for the internet.
[00:01:35]  That's what it's going to do.
[00:01:36]  Next one.
[00:01:36]  Chicken dinner is cold, woman.
[00:01:38]  Daddy, are you ever coming back?
[00:01:40]  I don't know, ma'am.
[00:01:42]  Disney Pixar presents finding milk.
[00:01:47]  You know, I actually saw that one on Twitter.
[00:01:50]  Chicken dinner is cold, woman.
[00:01:52]  Finding milk.
[00:01:53]  That's probably the funniest one.
[00:01:55]  It's like the most cohesive one.
[00:01:56]  It's like the simplest one to get.
[00:01:58]  Okay, next one.
[00:01:58]  Everywhere is dirty.
[00:01:59]  Everywhere stinks.
[00:02:00]  I am tired of it.
[00:02:01]  Tired of India?
[00:02:02]  I am going to take a shower.
[00:02:05]  You're joking, huh?
[00:02:06]  From Disney and Pixar.
[00:02:07]  You betray our ways.
[00:02:08]  You dare bring soap into this house.
[00:02:10]  You think you are cleaner than us?
[00:02:11]  Everywhere I look, it's garbage.
[00:02:12]  It's smell.
[00:02:13]  I don't want to live like this anymore.
[00:02:14]  If no one else will change it, I will.
[00:02:16]  One street, one room, one step at a time.
[00:02:21]  That one to me is more direct than the scam one.
[00:02:25]  The joke about India is very, very, very dirty.
[00:02:28]  That, yeah.
[00:02:29]  Okay, that's competing with finding milk.
[00:02:32]  Next one.
[00:02:33]  This sprint.
[00:02:34]  Nothing can stop me.
[00:02:35]  I'm going to win this thing.
[00:02:36]  Not if I get their first champ from Disney and Pixar.
[00:02:39]  Guys, where are we?
[00:02:41]  Wait a second.
[00:02:41]  Is this cloth?
[00:02:42]  We're going to saw.
[00:02:47]  This is a family show.
[00:02:48]  Those sorts of jokes.
[00:02:50]  Not acceptable.
[00:02:53]  Next one.
[00:02:53]  All right, explorers.
[00:02:54]  Ready for a trip you'll never forget?
[00:02:57]  Where are we going, Mr. E?
[00:02:58]  Somewhere special.
[00:02:59]  A place where learning isn't just in books, it's all around you.
[00:03:02]  This is the coolest field trip.
[00:03:04]  It actually took me a minute.
[00:03:05]  I actually had to read the title bet.
[00:03:07]  Wow.
[00:03:08]  I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.
[00:03:12]  Wow.
[00:03:13]  I don't know why that should have hit me as funnier than it did, but it didn't.
[00:03:16]  I don't know.
[00:03:18]  The idea, I guess, like a Pixar movie about creepy peddo island is like there is a very dark humor to that, but it didn't.
[00:03:24]  The execution was kind of weak.
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[00:04:49]  Decline?
[00:04:50]  Nah, not today.
[00:04:51]  Somebody got my baby out here hungry.
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=== Pixar's Unexpected Devolution (03:41) ===

[00:05:03]  Not today.
[00:05:03]  Girl, you flipped the whole store.
[00:05:05]  The whole city feels it.
[00:05:07]  That one's more direct.
[00:05:08]  That one.
[00:05:10]  Wow.
[00:05:10]  It's just amazing how high quality it is.
[00:05:13]  Like when Pixar came out, some of you kids watching this won't remember when Pixar came out.
[00:05:18]  It was revolutionary.
[00:05:19]  What was the first one?
[00:05:20]  Was Toy Story the first one?
[00:05:21]  And it was revolutionary.
[00:05:23]  Just like, oh, this is the absolute height of technology.
[00:05:27]  How many zillions of dollars do they take?
[00:05:30]  And now we just do it.
[00:05:32]  We just type in a prompt, like, hey, make a racist thing about a late black lady in an EBT card.
[00:05:37]  It's like, here's a movie.
[00:05:39]  Here's a whole movie now.
[00:05:40]  We're just going to make our own movies in the future.
[00:05:42]  We're not going to watch.
[00:05:43]  There's no common culture anyway.
[00:05:44]  And increasingly, it's just going to make our own movies, which almost certainly will devolve to porn.
[00:05:48]  It probably already has.
[00:05:49]  Okay, next one.
[00:05:50]  You're invited to the Diddy party.
[00:05:52]  Welcome, youngster.
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[00:06:05]  It's like, it's like a little too dark.
[00:06:08]  That's a little bit too dark, I think.
[00:06:11]  I am kidding, I have a thousand children.
[00:06:13]  But it was very well executed.
[00:06:14]  Okay, next one.
[00:06:17]  Here is your drink, sir.
[00:06:18]  It's ma'am.
[00:06:19]  I'm not a server!
[00:06:28]  Yeah, it's funny.
[00:06:29]  It's a little dated now, actually, is the problem.
[00:06:31]  All the like trans because trans is over.
[00:06:34]  So it's like all the trans jokes are, it's kind of it's funny that like it that would have hit so hard three years ago.
[00:06:40]  The technology just wasn't there for the joke.
[00:06:43]  Okay, next one.
[00:06:45]  Some people think being on the sidelines means you're missing out.
[00:06:48]  Gotcha.
[00:06:48]  Oh, no, you didn't.
[00:06:50]  But when your best friends are happy, it's like you're right there with them.
[00:06:52]  Come join the chaos, big guy.
[00:06:56]  Why is there a hyphen?
[00:06:57]  I guess my confusion is why is there a hyphen there?
[00:07:00]  Again, it was like a little too confusing.
[00:07:02]  You didn't quite get it off the top that it was a cuckold joke.
[00:07:05]  Okay, next one.
[00:07:06]  How hard could it be?
[00:07:07]  Uh-oh.
[00:07:09]  Sometimes opportunity takes you places you never expected.
[00:07:16]  Diversity higher coming soon.
[00:07:19]  Yeah, funny enough idea, but it's not the style isn't right.
[00:07:22]  Like that doesn't look like a trailer for a Pixar movie.
[00:07:25]  It was fun.
[00:07:26]  Funny enough idea.
[00:07:26]  Okay, next one.
[00:07:28]  Thought I'd stop by with some of my famous cocoa.
[00:07:31]  You never come empty-handed.
[00:07:33]  I never do.
[00:07:34]  From the studio that brought you inside out, rest easy.
[00:07:38]  It's kind of funny.
[00:07:39]  It's definitely, I don't know, Cosby jokes are a little dated too, because he was not quite exonerated, but he's not in prison anymore, right?
[00:07:48]  It's not also like in, it would appear.
[00:07:51]  In a number of the cases the women like kept seeing him and so I don't know.
[00:07:55]  It's like the whole thing was a lot weirder, I think, than it, than it was made out to be okay.
[00:07:59]  Next one from Disney AND Pixar came from the bottom.
[00:08:02]  Never thought I'd see the top.
[00:08:04]  He said, you did it what I thought we was.
[00:08:06]  Brothers snitch only in theater, spring 2026.
[00:08:10]  Yeah okay, all right, that's the last one.
[00:08:12]  Okay, what's the funny?
[00:08:13]  The funniest ones, without question, are finding milk, because it's an actual like pun.
[00:08:18]  You know it's, it's it, it's just better executed, or what was the other one?
[00:08:22]  The shower one was funny.
[00:08:23]  Ladyboy was kind of funny.
[00:08:25]  The Diddy one was, well, it's just like, it was a little bit too dark, I guess.
[00:08:30]  Finding milk finding milk is like the, it's the most, it's like the clearest execution of the most instantly recognizable joke.
[00:08:36]  I go with finding milk.
[00:08:37]  Okay, that's our show on.
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