The Michael Knowles Show - Michael Knowles REACTS To Anti-ICE TikToks
Aired: 2025-06-14
Duration: 10:15


=== I Hope You Always Hit Red Lights (02:16) ===

[00:00:00]  What do we have today?
[00:00:00]  Some dumb video, I bet?
[00:00:02]  A bunch of anti-ice and deportation libs losing their minds on TikTok.
[00:00:06]  Let's go!
[00:00:08]  Ice, ice, baby.
[00:00:10]  Oh my, stop.
[00:00:11]  If you work for ice, you.
[00:00:15]  You.
[00:00:15]  And your mom.
[00:00:17]  That middle nose ring, always a bad sign.
[00:00:20]  Your great-grandpa.
[00:00:22]  I hope your pillow is constantly warm.
[00:00:24]  I hope you stub your toe every single day.
[00:00:27]  I hope every single time you put on a new pair of socks, you step in a puddle of water.
[00:00:32]  I hope you always have an itch on the bottom of your foot.
[00:00:35]  I hope your gas tank is always empty.
[00:00:37]  I hope you hit every single red light when you're driving.
[00:00:40]  I hope you're always stuck in traffic.
[00:00:41]  I hope you win the lottery and die the next day.
[00:00:44]  You're a piece of shit.
[00:00:46]  I can't even be offended by this.
[00:00:49]  I mean, ostensibly she's saying all these things to me because I support the ice raids and everything.
[00:00:53]  That video is not about the ice raids.
[00:00:55]  Look at her.
[00:00:56]  She is actually an attractive woman, though she's trying to make herself unattractive.
[00:01:02]  I bet she lives in Los Angeles.
[00:01:03]  And what she's doing, what this video really is, is not a creed to occur about the ice raids in the immigrant communities.
[00:01:10]  It's her trying to do a little stand-up routine.
[00:01:12]  It's her trying to be cute.
[00:01:13]  I hope you always have an itch on the bottom of your foot.
[00:01:17]  She could have just as easily done the same bit about climate change or about, I don't know, some war.
[00:01:23]  Or about taxes, even.
[00:01:25]  Or about airplane food.
[00:01:26]  It doesn't matter.
[00:01:27]  It's really just about her trying to ingratiate herself to a certain audience and get attention.
[00:01:34]  Probably from fellas.
[00:01:35]  Okay, next one.
[00:01:36]  Innocent f***ing citizens are being thrown into a f***ing morse zone for the color of their skin!
[00:01:42]  National f***ing guard has been deployed in Los Angeles, my-Donald Trump!
[00:01:53]  To suppress peaceful protests!
[00:01:56]  Peaceful f***ing protests!
[00:01:58]  That's not all!
[00:01:59]  They're planning aggressive ice enforcement for 30 f***ing days in L.A. of terrorizing immigrant communities!

=== Palestine And Independence (08:13) ===

[00:02:06]  How they want to send the f***ing U.S. Marines!
[00:02:09]  Are you f***ing kidding me?!
[00:02:11]  A little longer than a few minutes later.
[00:02:14]  This is our First Amendment right!
[00:02:17]  Fascist f- That guy, I bet, has had a lot of zins.
[00:02:22]  That looks like a pouch addict to me.
[00:02:25]  To me, those videos don't do it for me.
[00:02:28]  I mean, it's kind of funny, but to me it seems contrived.
[00:02:31]  I don't think that's organic.
[00:02:32]  Because no one can keep up.
[00:02:34]  I don't care.
[00:02:34]  You could be the fattest, sweatiest Sicilian in the Bronx.
[00:02:39]  You can't keep up that degree of anger and wrath that long.
[00:02:46]  Sound noises!
[00:02:47]  Nah, no one buys that.
[00:02:49]  They're playing this...
[00:02:54]  But even they don't believe it anymore.
[00:02:57]  You know, even they don't believe, oh, the poor immigrant community is wearing keffias and waving the Mexican flag and burning cars down.
[00:03:04]  And no, you're not going to persuade anyone.
[00:03:07]  You're not even convincing yourself.
[00:03:10]  Everyone loves that the Marines are going in and rounding these people up.
[00:03:13]  Everyone loves it.
[00:03:14]  You need to go to balanceofnature.com.
[00:03:16]  Use promo code Knowles.
[00:03:17]  You've heard me talk about balance of nature many times.
[00:03:20]  That is because balance of nature, fruits and veggies, is the most convenient way to get whole fruits and vegetables daily, especially if you're focused on creating a healthier, happier lifestyle.
[00:03:28]  Nature is pretty good at giving us the nutrients that we need through our fruits and veggies.
[00:03:32]  So, balance of nature takes fruits and vegetables, freeze-dries them, turns them into a powder, then puts them into a capsule.
[00:03:38]  You take your fruit and veggie capsules every day, then your body knows what to do with them.
[00:03:42]  Balance of nature is just one ingredient.
[00:03:44]  A balanced lifestyle has no intention to replace a healthy diet, exercise, sleep, or any other healthy habits.
[00:03:49]  It is intended to be used in concert with other healthy habits.
[00:03:52]  Right now, you need to be like many people around the office and go embrace Balance of Nature.
[00:04:00]  Mr. Davies, who I've mentioned before, he's kind of a beefcake.
[00:04:03]  He loves Balance of Nature.
[00:04:04]  We all love Balance of Nature.
[00:04:05]  Go to balanceofnature.com and use promo code Knowles for 35% off your first order as a preferred customer.
[00:04:10]  Right now, you will get a free bottle of fiber and spice.
[00:04:12]  That is balanceofnature.com, promo code Knowles.
[00:04:15]  This is our city!
[00:04:17]  And this was Mexico!
[00:04:19]  You can't kick us out of the land that was ours!
[00:04:22]  Donald Trump!
[00:04:24]  Fascism!
[00:04:25]  Let our people free!
[00:04:26]  Let our people free!
[00:04:28]  Suelta nuestra gente!
[00:04:30]  Suelta nuestra gente!
[00:04:32]  We will not do 1992 again with your f***ing tags!
[00:04:35]  I was 12 then!
[00:04:37]  I'm 44 now!
[00:04:38]  I will die for my f***ing kid!
[00:04:40]  Because I'm an LA native mob!
[00:04:42]  These are my f***ing children!
[00:04:44]  You're fighting!
[00:04:45]  F*** you!
[00:04:46]  Made your best!
[00:04:48]  If you can hear me, explain my f***ing to your office on Monday before I'm talking to my children!
[00:04:53]  You know I don't speak Spanish.
[00:05:09]  In English, please.
[00:05:12]  Does anyone have an English translation of that that I could consult?
[00:05:16]  I did catch the first part, and I think she kind of gave away the game.
[00:05:20]  So this is our land!
[00:05:21]  This was Mexico!
[00:05:25]  Notice we shifted from is to was.
[00:05:27]  This was Mexico.
[00:05:29]  I guess it was Pangea at some point, wasn't it?
[00:05:31]  But it ain't anymore.
[00:05:32]  And you can't kick us off land that was ours?
[00:05:35]  Au contraire, mon frere.
[00:05:37]  You obviously can kick people off of land that was there.
[00:05:39]  That's what she's trying to do.
[00:05:40]  She's saying, you federal government, you get off my land.
[00:05:43]  You get out of here.
[00:05:44]  You ICE agents, you Marines, you get off my land.
[00:05:46]  They're here.
[00:05:47]  It's their land now.
[00:05:48]  Is there an argument she's making?
[00:05:52]  No.
[00:05:52]  It's just screaming.
[00:05:53]  I mean, I guess this is the through line of a lot of these videos.
[00:05:56]  It's all screaming.
[00:05:57]  Because if you have a coherent view, you can just make it quietly and calmly.
[00:06:04]  If you don't quite know exactly what you're arguing, you have to get very loud and yell and have your blood vessels and veins pop out.
[00:06:11]  And so that's the last cry of a defeated ideology.
[00:06:17]  Next one.
[00:06:17]  Do you sorry, sons of a **** that think that you're just going to go and **** arrest a bunch of protesters because they're out there doing something you're too afraid to **** do?
[00:06:27]  They're out there fighting for our freedom?
[00:06:30]  It's always this nose ring.
[00:06:34]  It's the bullnose ring.
[00:06:36]  It's the sign that something's going horribly wrong.
[00:06:38]  You think you're going to march in those streets and tell those people to shut the f*** up?
[00:06:42]  That is what you decided to fight for.
[00:06:46]  You chose to defend us against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and you f***ing failed.
[00:06:52]  And that's why they're out there on those streets.
[00:06:54]  So who the f*** are you to tell them to shut the f*** up?
[00:06:57]  Why don't you grow a pair?
[00:06:58]  Oh, there's the Palestine thing right behind.
[00:07:00]  Do you see that?
[00:07:01]  Wait, is this about Mexico or Palestine?
[00:07:04]  Or is it really the same issue?
[00:07:06]  I love it.
[00:07:06]  You can see when she moves her head and is screaming about whatever.
[00:07:09]  And in the back you see the Palestine sign.
[00:07:11]  I thought she was talking about Mexicans or Hondurans or what does that have to do with And actually that issue has very little to do with either Mexico or Palestine.
[00:07:21]  It's this leftist liberationist movement that...
[00:07:29]  I mean, she gave herself little devil horns and a bullring on her nose.
[00:07:32]  It is no coincidence that these people, over time, make themselves look like demons.
[00:07:43]  The world is rich in symbols, and all nature is but art unknown to thee.
[00:07:50]  Wherever you're at, we all have a common enemy.
[00:07:53]  It is the same one.
[00:07:54]  Everywhere you go, when you go down the street, there's the enemy.
[00:07:57]  There's the enemy that works for the other enemy who they all work under.
[00:08:01]  So we all share the same common enemy.
[00:08:04]  Everybody has the same enemy.
[00:08:06]  From L.A. to Africa to Palestine to Vietnam, we all have the same enemy.
[00:08:13]  That's one enemy.
[00:08:14]  And it is not me.
[00:08:15]  And it is not you.
[00:08:17]  And it is not them.
[00:08:18]  We are not the enemies of each other.
[00:08:20]  They are the enemy.
[00:08:21]  That's right.
[00:08:22]  There is only one enemy, and we all have to work together in unison to fight this one enemy.
[00:08:28]  That's right.
[00:08:28]  Capitalism and imperialism, the more we can grow as a people, and the quicker we can get to this revolution and overturn this mother.
[00:08:40]  That's right.
[00:08:41]  Initially, in the comments, it says, the enemy is the police.
[00:08:44]  But then the woman filming is saying, the enemy is capitalism.
[00:08:46]  Capitalism.
[00:08:47]  But then I was listening to it.
[00:08:49]  I said, the enemy.
[00:08:50]  Because I have this joke in my head.
[00:08:52]  We all have this one enemy.
[00:08:53]  The Jews, of course!
[00:08:54]  That's probably what these guys think.
[00:08:56]  Oh, shut the f*** up.
[00:08:57]  But then I said, from L.A. to Palestine.
[00:08:59]  They said, okay, well that actually, my joke answer actually kind of fits there.
[00:09:02]  But then Vietnam, that doesn't, that really doesn't quite fit.
[00:09:05]  The sincere answer to that, we all have the same enemy.
[00:09:09]  Really what these people are saying is God.
[00:09:11]  That's the enemy that they all have.
[00:09:13]  What they're rebelling against is order and hierarchy and authority.
[00:09:18]  And so the enemy, when they're in their little homes, when they're rebellious teenagers, the enemy is dad.
[00:09:23]  All of liberalism comes down to screw you, dad.
[00:09:25]  Daddy, chill.
[00:09:27]  What the heck?
[00:09:28]  And then the enemy is the police, because the police are a symbol of authority.
[00:09:31]  And the enemy is Trump, because he's the symbol of national authority.
[00:09:35]  And then, ultimately, it's God.
[00:09:38]  Who is the ultimate authority?
[00:09:40]  You can have independence, I guess, from the cops, maybe, from your dad, from Trump, from some other nation-state.
[00:09:47]  Palestine can have independence from the state of Israel.
[00:09:49]  Vietnam can have independence from the French.
[00:09:51]  You can have independence from colonialism and imperialism.
[00:09:53]  But you can't.
[00:09:54]  You really can't have independence from God.
[00:09:56]  It's not about Palestine.
[00:09:58]  It's not about the police.
[00:09:59]  It's not about the sun monster.
[00:10:02]  That's really what it comes down to.
[00:10:03]  And it's why I'm not on their side.
[00:10:05]  I mean, I am on their side in that I wish what's good for them, but they have no idea what's good for them.
[00:10:11]  As you can tell, because they can barely form an English sentence.
[00:10:14]  Okay, I'm Michael Knowles.
[00:10:15]  This is The Michael Knowles Show.