The Michael Knowles Show - Michael Knowles REACTS to SPICY Shorts & TikToks | You Laugh, You Lose!
Aired: 2025-04-19
Duration: 07:48


=== Tee Hee Hee Tuesday (07:42) ===

[00:00:05]  Mr. Davies, do you understand that one?
[00:00:08]  Cookie. It's Tee Hee Hee Tuesday.
[00:00:11]  Tee Hee Hee Tuesday!
[00:00:14]  On Saturday.
[00:00:16]  Okay, who sent these in?
[00:00:18]  Alright, we got three rounds, three teams.
[00:00:20]  We have the creme de la creme versus me versus Jacob.
[00:00:23]  Alright, because Markella...
[00:00:27]  Still is waiting until Easter.
[00:00:29]  And she's Eastern Orthodox, so I don't know.
[00:00:30]  Their Easter might be in September or something.
[00:00:32]  I don't know how long their length goes.
[00:00:33]  Take it away.
[00:00:51]  funny. *music*
[00:00:57]  Next one.
[00:00:58]  The World Health Organization is changing the name of Monkeypox to Mpox due to concerns that the original could be considered racist, which I didn't even really think was an issue, but now I'm just wondering, what's that N in N95?
[00:01:10]  Hi.
[00:01:18]  It's pretty good.
[00:01:19]  I'm dead.
[00:01:20]  I'm going to die.
[00:01:22]  I'm dead.
[00:01:24]  I'm dead.
[00:01:26]  Do you want to make it interesting?
[00:01:28]  Look, there's so many ratings.
[00:01:31]  My father!
[00:01:33]  Donald, you're still alive, right?
[00:01:39]  America! Banzai!
[00:01:42]  Fight! Fight!
[00:01:43]  Fire! Fire!
[00:01:45]  I'm going to win.
[00:01:56]  *laughs * *laughs * *laughs * *laughs * *laughs * I did
[00:02:27]  see it before.
[00:02:27]  And there are a couple funny moments like that one at the end and the JD face.
[00:02:31]  It's like the JD meme.
[00:02:32]  But it's really more beautiful than it is funny.
[00:02:36]  So I would say I'll go with the SNL one.
[00:02:38]  Who was it?
[00:02:40]  Was that your boy?
[00:02:42]  That's your boy.
[00:02:43]  Wow. He just gets it.
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[00:04:07]  All right, next one.
[00:04:08]  Hi, I'm here to pick up my dry cleaning.
[00:04:10]  Number is B6.
[00:04:11]  Ah, yes, the white shirt.
[00:04:12]  Yes, thank you.
[00:04:13]  What do I owe you?
[00:04:29]  This is pretty funny.
[00:04:31]  Pretty good.
[00:04:38]  music*
[00:04:43]  Those are both good.
[00:04:44]  *Epic music plays*
[00:04:58]  No one didn't quite do it for me.
[00:05:01]  Not quite my tempo.
[00:05:02]  Well, it's between the Israeli soldier and the Disney dry cleaning.
[00:05:08]  They're both good.
[00:05:09]  They're both very good.
[00:05:11]  I'll give a slight edge to Disney dry cleaning because there was more of a button on the joke.
[00:05:16]  Really, if there had been, when he reaches down and grabs the corner, if something had exploded, that would have given the edge to it.
[00:05:23]  Both very, very good, though.
[00:05:24]  I give it a 51 to 49. What do you think it was?
[00:05:28]  Was it your boy?
[00:05:29]  It was the creme de la creme.
[00:05:31]  It was Matthew, your boy.
[00:05:34]  Really? Matthew from the creme de la creme was on the board.
[00:05:36]  Oh, good stuff.
[00:05:37]  Good job, team.
[00:05:38]  Did you have the Jewish one?
[00:05:40]  No, it was Jacob.
[00:05:42]  You didn't get the workout joke.
[00:05:43]  It's whatever.
[00:05:44]  I should have known.
[00:05:45]  It didn't do it for me.
[00:05:46]  It just didn't do it for me at all.
[00:05:47]  Not quite my tempo.
[00:05:48]  It's all good.
[00:05:48]  No worries.
[00:05:49]  Jacob, though, got very, very close to being on the board.
[00:05:51]  He's got a son.
[00:05:52]  I'm a huge sports fan.
[00:05:53]  Every fiber of my being wants this kid to be great at sports, but...
[00:05:58]  Yeah, he's a complete white.
[00:05:59]  It's going to be an uphill battle.
[00:06:01]  I can admit it.
[00:06:01]  If it wasn't clearly illegal, I would give my kids steroids almost immediately.
[00:06:07]  Part of me does feel like I should be allowed to.
[00:06:10]  Other parents are giving their kids hormone blockers.
[00:06:17]  I can't give my kid extra.
[00:06:19]  Should be able to take him to the doctor.
[00:06:24]  Be like, technically he's a two-year-old boy, but he's been telling me he feels like a slam dunk champion.
[00:06:29]  So. Whoa.
[00:06:31]  I agree with it.
[00:06:37]  Maybe there's just a kind of tedium at this point in our culture to all the trans stuff.
[00:06:43]  I feel like we basically won.
[00:06:45]  But I don't know.
[00:06:45]  So maybe if I had heard that joke two years ago, it might have done more for me.
[00:06:48]  I agree with it.
[00:06:50]  It didn't totally tickle me.
[00:06:51]  I told him, oh God, I'm afraid.
[00:06:53]  Wait! I've been roaming around, always looking down at all I see.
[00:06:59]  Thank you.
[00:07:03]  Doesn't do a ton for me.
[00:07:05]  I mean, this is not a strong round.
[00:07:15]  I'm out.
[00:07:27]  Yeah, that's the one.
[00:07:27]  That was Jacob.
[00:07:29]  That was Jacob!
[00:07:30]  Yep. Alright, Jacob's on the board.
[00:07:31]  Wow! Wow!
[00:07:32]  Three-way tie.
[00:07:33]  It's a three-way tie.
[00:07:34]  Wow! Have we ever had that?
[00:07:35]  Wow. We've never had it, but just in case, there's an extra meme just to send people off.
[00:07:41]  Well, okay.
[00:07:42]  Alright, let's take it away.
[00:07:44]  Actually, Markella deleted it from the server, so we'll just have to say goodbye this way.