The Michael Knowles Show - "Are You In A Cult?" YES or NO: Mary Morgan Aired: 2025-03-08 Duration: 25:59 === Why Anime Can Be Gay (12:18) === [00:00:00] Our men who refuse to physically work out their bodies, by definition, lazy, butter-soft lips. [00:00:07] I feel like a lot of the men who are really into working out are pretty gay. [00:00:12] I am Michael Williams. [00:00:26] Welcome to... [00:00:27] Yes or no. [00:00:28] The bibulous battle to discover who knows whom better. [00:00:32] My guest today is Mary Morgan, host of Pop Culture Crisis. [00:00:36] We will see a clip of her show later. [00:00:38] How do we play? [00:00:39] I will ask Mary a yes or no question. [00:00:42] She will select her answer away from my prying eyes. [00:00:45] Then, I will guess how she answered. [00:00:48] If I guess correctly, I get a point. [00:00:50] If I guess incorrectly, I lose a point. [00:00:53] No matter how I guess, I probably will drink. [00:00:57] Then, it's Mary's turn. [00:00:59] Neither of us have seen the questions beforehand. [00:01:01] The questions cover various and sundry topics, from the philosophical to the anatomical, and everything in between. [00:01:07] Whoever has the most points wins. [00:01:10] The stakes could be higher. [00:01:12] Mary Morgan, thank you for being here. [00:01:15] Thank you for having me. [00:01:16] I'm really just here to day drink. [00:01:18] I understand. [00:01:19] In fact, I matched your drink. [00:01:20] I never matched the drink with my guest. [00:01:22] But we got this fancy botanical gin for your G&T. It's delicious. [00:01:27] I already pre-gamed. [00:01:28] You did? [00:01:28] That's good. [00:01:29] We haven't even picked a card yet. [00:01:31] I like it. [00:01:32] I'm channeling my inner Anglo for a G&T today. [00:01:34] Shall we have a wager? [00:01:36] I think we should. [00:01:37] Okay. [00:01:39] Whoever loses has to send any tweet of the winner's choosing. [00:01:46] Is that a high stake? [00:01:48] It's high enough. [00:01:49] It's high enough. [00:01:50] I would say it's kind of a middle tier. [00:01:51] I want to hack your account. [00:01:52] Okay, great. [00:01:53] All right, you got it. [00:01:54] Let me know if you find the password. [00:01:56] I have no idea. [00:01:57] Mary Morgan, even though you're a lady, I have been demanded by the producers that I go first. [00:02:04] I find it very wrong and unchivalrous, but so be it. [00:02:08] Is hentai so popular? [00:02:11] Who writes this disgusting filth? [00:02:14] Is hentai so popular on adult websites because anime is inherently gay? [00:02:23] So the question is, is hentai popular because anime is gay? [00:02:29] Hentai is anime, I take it, from this question? [00:02:32] Yes. [00:02:33] Okay. [00:02:34] Yes, Michael. [00:02:34] Is hentai so popular on adult websites because anime is inherently gay? [00:02:39] Alright. [00:02:40] You would say no. [00:02:52] I see. [00:02:54] And you know, both parts of that question just made sense to me. [00:03:00] Right? [00:03:01] Hentai is popular. [00:03:03] Anime is gay. [00:03:04] Both of those things are true. [00:03:07] Is hentai popular? [00:03:10] Yeah, unfortunately. [00:03:12] Why would someone want to look at a cartoon? [00:03:13] If you're going to do that anyway, why not look at a real person? [00:03:17] It's just about as real as other... [00:03:20] Anything else on glittering images? [00:03:22] Yeah. [00:03:23] I guess it certainly is gay. [00:03:26] Because it's just you in a room looking at an image and whatever ensues, that would be a same-sex thing because it's only you. [00:03:35] Right. [00:03:36] And usually, I don't want to get graphic, but you're watching a woman with another man, which is cuckoldry. [00:03:44] Right, but that's not gay. [00:03:45] That's not inherently gay. [00:03:47] Still humiliating. [00:03:49] Yes. [00:03:50] But anime broad, like, Pokemon is gay? [00:03:54] I am very anti-anime. [00:03:56] People don't know this about me, and when I bring it up, they get very angry. [00:04:00] But are you anti-anime because of your homophobia or because of something else? [00:04:04] It's a Venn diagram that's almost a circle, okay? [00:04:08] Yeah, I am emphatically anti-anime. [00:04:12] Why? [00:04:13] In the same way that Matt Walsh is anti-anime. [00:04:16] Like, it's just satanic. [00:04:18] And I don't need to explain myself. [00:04:21] It just is. [00:04:22] Is there not a wholesome kind of anime? [00:04:26] Or are the Japanese just a totally... [00:04:28] There is a genre of anime that pretends to be wholesome, like these slice-of-life shows. [00:04:36] But when you think about it, these are shows about little schoolgirls, and there are grown men watching it. [00:04:44] And they're like, oh, how cute. [00:04:46] That's not wholesome. [00:04:47] But it's not gay. [00:04:48] I want my point back is what I'm saying. [00:04:50] No, I don't mean it's homosexual. [00:04:51] I mean it's gay. [00:04:54] I think we've been talking past each other this entire time. [00:04:57] There's a difference between something being homosexual and something being gay. [00:05:01] So gay, but it doesn't happen. [00:05:02] Exactly. [00:05:02] In the pejorative sense of the word. [00:05:04] Okay, fine. [00:05:05] Alright, I lose my point. [00:05:06] You're up. [00:05:10] Are men who refuse to physically work out their bodies, by definition, lazy, butter-soft libs? [00:05:18] Lazy, buttersoft lids, huh? [00:05:20] You're so right, Mary, because you've got an example of virility right in front of you. [00:05:31] Yeah, that's so true. [00:05:32] I already knew that about you, though, so I'm just staying in your good grace. [00:05:35] But you might have thought that I would say, no, I'm a lazy, butter-soft lib. [00:05:40] I feel like a lot of the men who are really into working out are pretty gay about it. [00:05:46] Yeah, for sure. [00:05:46] There's something pretty gay about it. [00:05:48] We're talking a lot about gayness. [00:05:51] My producer clearly has something on his mind. [00:05:53] They're flexing in the mirror with each other. [00:05:55] Like, yeah, you look so good, bro. [00:05:57] It's like the YMCA. Weird, yeah. [00:05:59] Which is straight now. [00:06:00] I've been reliably informed. [00:06:01] No, I mean, that guy can sue me. [00:06:03] That's a gay anthem. [00:06:05] You think of a guy, like old school men, think of... [00:06:09] Gary Cooper, John Wayne. [00:06:11] Did these guys work out? [00:06:12] You think they were gym rats on an elliptical? [00:06:14] Just like, oh, I've got to look good for... [00:06:16] No, they were men, you know? [00:06:18] What were they doing instead? [00:06:20] They were riding horses and stuff. [00:06:21] Riding horses, farm work. [00:06:22] Slaughtering Indians in the movies. [00:06:24] Yeah. [00:06:24] Yeah, that's true. [00:06:25] I don't do much of that. [00:06:26] Where should I put this? [00:06:27] Put that card right here. [00:06:28] Oh, okay. [00:06:28] Okay. [00:06:30] We need to watch this video first. [00:06:31] Oh, okay. [00:06:32] Thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award. [00:06:39] Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you. [00:06:43] I'm going to let you finish. [00:06:44] But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. [00:06:49] One of the best videos of all time. [00:06:52] Did Kanye actually save Taylor from Beyonce? [00:07:06] say. [00:07:10] That was emphatic and quick. [00:07:12] I thought about this. [00:07:16] You were correct. [00:07:17] How did he save her? [00:07:19] Well, the rumor has it that all of these artists at the Grammys are obligated to pay their fealty to Beyonce. [00:07:29] Every time that they win an award over her, they have to give her all the credit. [00:07:35] Queen B. Yeah, she's the Queen B. And if they don't... [00:07:40] Well, I'm not going to say out loud what happens next. [00:07:45] But that's, you know, that's the rumor that her and Jay-Z pretty much pressure the rest of the music industry to worship them. [00:07:54] Because they're involved in the Illuminati and the occult. [00:07:58] But for the record, Kanye actually was right. [00:08:02] Her music video was better than Taylor Swift's. [00:08:05] Was it? [00:08:05] I don't remember either of them. [00:08:06] I think it was for single ladies. [00:08:09] Oh, that was a good... [00:08:10] Compared to Love Story? [00:08:12] Yeah, that was a way better music video. [00:08:14] Not a better song, in my opinion, but a better music video. [00:08:18] But overall, Beyonce is quite... [00:08:19] Technically, he was correct. [00:08:21] Wow. [00:08:21] It's not like he needed to point it out. [00:08:23] What else do you think he was correct about? [00:08:25] It's a sensitive time. [00:08:29] Okay, you're up. [00:08:30] All right. [00:08:35] Michael. [00:08:36] Was this an appropriate answer? [00:08:38] We have another video. [00:08:41] Mr. Buckley, do you think miniskirts are in good taste? [00:08:45] Do I think what? [00:08:46] Miniskirts are in good taste. [00:08:48] On you, I think they are. [00:08:50] Good legs are in good taste. [00:08:56] Good legs are in good taste. [00:09:02] Is that an appropriate answer? [00:09:06] He was a married man at that time. [00:09:08] Oh, was he? [00:09:12] Give me my point. [00:09:18] Let's go. [00:09:18] You see how I got in her head? [00:09:20] You see that little... [00:09:21] It was so obvious, too. [00:09:23] Yeah. [00:09:23] That was nice because... [00:09:26] Now, in our modern culture, the response to that is he would pounce on her or something, or they'd join a polycule of orgies and things. [00:09:36] But back in the day, that was really edgy, to just kind of be a little flirtatious in a joking way with a woman. [00:09:44] Getting back to that is better. [00:09:47] Now, everyone takes all of these things so seriously. [00:09:50] On the one hand, if you... [00:09:54] If Justin Baldoni looks at Blake Lively, that's a big sexual harassment case. [00:09:58] But then on the other hand, everyone's encouraged to cheat on their spouses and do all sorts of weird stuff. [00:10:02] So getting back to that, that's appropriate. [00:10:05] I agree with your take, but also, what do you think of her question? [00:10:09] Do you think miniskirts are in good taste? [00:10:14] There's a table here. [00:10:15] I can't tell if you're wearing a miniskirt. [00:10:16] You would never wear a miniskirt. [00:10:17] I actually am. [00:10:17] Are you really? [00:10:18] Yes, I actually am. [00:10:19] Wow. [00:10:21] But you can be honest if you think they're in bad taste. [00:10:24] I'm not saying women need to go full burqa. [00:10:27] I don't encourage that. [00:10:28] A nice, tasteful niqab or an abaya, I think. [00:10:32] But the eyes are so seductive. [00:10:34] They are. [00:10:35] You're right. [00:10:36] They have to go full burqa. [00:10:37] Okay, that's my answer. [00:10:38] We live in a more... [00:10:40] Or with a full one, you don't even see it yet because there's like the veil in between the eyes. [00:10:45] Yeah. [00:10:46] I think back in those days, look, it was the swinging 60s and people were experimenting with the sexual revolution. [00:10:51] But we realized sexual revolution has gone very wrong. [00:10:53] And so I think Wahhabha's cheek is back. [00:10:56] All right. [00:10:57] Sick. [00:10:58] Right now, go to helixsleep.com slash Knowles. [00:11:01] I adore my Helix mattress. [00:11:04] When I was a bachelor, I thought, how much difference could a mattress make? [00:11:08] Then you try Helix. [00:11:09] It is incredible how much better your sleep will become. [00:11:12] No more tossing and turning all night. [00:11:14] It's that persistent sleep problem that you used to have that will be gone. 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[00:12:01] Get 20% off site-wide. === White Boy Swag Confusion (03:11) === [00:12:03] helixsleep.com slash Knowles. [00:12:08] Mary, since you're a believer, are you technically in a cult? [00:12:14] Did you say believer? [00:12:15] A believer. [00:12:17] Oh. [00:12:18] Oh. [00:12:33] Incorrect. [00:12:34] No. [00:12:34] This is not a cult. [00:12:36] I didn't know that I was going to get exposed for being a believer. [00:12:39] I had no idea. [00:12:40] He's good, though. [00:12:41] He's talented. [00:12:42] He is. [00:12:43] And there's been no one else to do it like him. [00:12:46] He seems kind of mainstream, though. [00:12:47] Because you have a cool, edgy aesthetic. [00:12:49] You're like a cool girl. [00:12:50] But Bieber is so vanilla. [00:12:53] He's so mainstream. [00:12:55] Well, okay, full transparency. [00:12:57] Before I was emo, I was obsessed with Justin Bieber. [00:13:02] Like, crazy. [00:13:04] I had multiple life-size cardboard cutouts of Justin Bieber in my childhood bedroom. [00:13:11] Posters everywhere. [00:13:13] Why do you need multiple cardboard cutouts? [00:13:15] Wouldn't one suffice? [00:13:17] One is not enough. [00:13:18] He has to be staring at me from all angles. [00:13:22] What was it about him? [00:13:23] It was his white boy swag. [00:13:26] Really. [00:13:27] And there's no one else who has that these days. [00:13:29] Like, name one other... [00:13:31] But wasn't his white... [00:13:32] Other than you. [00:13:33] Who else has white boy swag? [00:13:34] When I think of white boy swag, I think of Vineyard Vines and a barber jacket. [00:13:39] It seems to me his white boy swag was more of a black guy swag. [00:13:42] Like he was a white guy doing kind of black guy stuff. [00:13:45] No, but it's not like he was... [00:13:47] He wasn't like LARPing as something he wasn't, you know? [00:13:51] He was a... [00:13:52] You're saying he was kind of a trans-urban... [00:13:55] On the inside, he was truly that person. [00:13:57] That was his authentic self. [00:13:59] I think you're getting white boy swag confused with wigger. [00:14:07] No, that's what I'm saying. [00:14:09] I'm saying, yes, you're right. [00:14:10] I guess the way that you're using it, I assume you're conflating the two of those. [00:14:13] Well, what's the difference? [00:14:17] I think you can compare Justin Bieber back then to Travis Kelsey now and see the difference between white boy swag. [00:14:29] Wigger. [00:14:29] Okay. [00:14:30] Travis Kelsey, definitely white boy swag. [00:14:33] No. [00:14:34] He does not have white boy swag. [00:14:35] No, Travis Kelsey is the wigger. [00:14:37] Really? [00:14:38] Yeah. [00:14:39] Justin Bieber has the white boy swag. [00:14:42] Wow. [00:14:43] I need to... [00:14:44] But also, incredible vocalist is naturally a star. [00:14:49] Do I have white boy swag? [00:14:50] I think you do. [00:14:51] I do. [00:14:52] Even though you're Italian. [00:14:53] Yeah, that's a little smarthy. [00:14:54] It's a liminal case. [00:14:56] Yeah. [00:14:56] Okay, all right. [00:14:57] You're up. [00:14:58] All right. === Why Women Shouldn't Be Firefighters (06:30) === [00:15:01] Should women ever be firefighters or police? [00:15:08] Wow. [00:15:13] They should not be. [00:15:14] They should not be, right? [00:15:15] Yeah, that was easy. [00:15:15] Obviously not. [00:15:16] That was easy. [00:15:16] That'd be crazy. [00:15:17] Oh, but if they meet the standard, though, what if they meet the standard, then it's meritocratic, right? [00:15:26] Yeah, but if wishes were horses, beggars would ride. [00:15:29] I know. [00:15:29] It's so crazy when they say, see, what if it's the standard? [00:15:31] It's like, well, what if they're much smaller and physically weaker, just in principle? [00:15:36] Okay. [00:15:36] They're not going to meet the standard. [00:15:37] Let's think about the edge case, like this woman who fits the physical strength and endurance standards. [00:15:45] Of the average male firefighter. [00:15:48] Maybe she's out there somewhere. [00:15:50] She's mentally insane for wanting to be a firefighter. [00:15:54] So she shouldn't be one. [00:15:55] And also, you just don't want to compromise team fitness. [00:16:01] If you're with a bunch of dudes... [00:16:04] And you're going to go fight a fire or go chase bad guys or whatever. [00:16:07] You're going to operate in a certain way. [00:16:08] The minute you introduce a lady into that mix and you're sending a lady into a burning building or to catch bullets from some gangster or something, men are going to just react differently to protect women, which is good. [00:16:17] You want that reaction. [00:16:18] But even if the woman really wants to, and even if in some world we pretend that she met the standards or something, still, too bad. [00:16:27] This is about public service, and that doesn't serve the common good and the purpose of these units. [00:16:32] It's funny, this whole DEI firefighter discourse is what revealed to me there are so many people on the right who are also mad that men and women are different. [00:16:45] I know. [00:16:45] They can't get over it. [00:16:47] Everyone's a real tough guy when it comes to like, we shouldn't trans the kids or whatever. [00:16:50] But there are many feminists, practical feminists on the right. [00:16:55] And there are many people who deny biological differences. [00:16:59] And think that men and women should behave like each other or just don't put on a dress or something. [00:17:04] I know, it's not good. [00:17:05] My best-selling game, Yes or No? [00:17:07] Sold exclusively in the Daily Wire shop, dailywire.com slash shop. [00:17:11] It is expanding yet again. [00:17:14] The all-new Dating and Relationships Expansion Pack is now available for pre-order. [00:17:21] Test your relationships and how well you know those around you by exploring such topics as... [00:17:26] Are you ready? [00:17:43] So ready. [00:17:44] This is the rapid-fire round. [00:17:48] Okay. [00:17:50] Very intense. [00:17:57] All right. [00:17:58] That's the point of it. [00:17:59] All right. [00:17:59] Get you sweating a little bit. [00:18:01] I'm going to run through three prompts. [00:18:05] You're going to answer, and I'm going to give your answer, but we're not going to discuss it. [00:18:09] We're just going to fly through them. [00:18:10] 30 seconds. [00:18:10] Are you prepared? [00:18:12] Okay. [00:18:12] I think I'm prepared. [00:18:15] Would you be okay with an arranged marriage? [00:18:20] Yes. [00:18:21] Correct. [00:18:22] There we go. [00:18:23] Let's go. [00:18:23] Right now, is Elon Musk probably the second most important man in America? [00:18:31] Yes. [00:18:33] No. [00:18:34] First most important? [00:18:36] Yeah. [00:18:37] Wow. [00:18:37] On Halloween, do you just dress normally? [00:18:41] Who wrote that? [00:18:42] That's outrageous. [00:18:45] Because you drew all the black and everything, you know. [00:18:49] No. [00:18:51] You're right. [00:18:52] Okay, all right. [00:18:53] Wow. [00:18:54] Try to sneak that one in there, huh? [00:18:55] So how many points did I get? [00:18:57] There's a drive-by right there. [00:18:59] All right, so I'm somehow still losing. [00:19:01] It's actually zero, me, one, you. [00:19:03] Okay. [00:19:04] Now you go, same thing. [00:19:05] Does that just mean that we know each other too well? [00:19:07] We're so close we can almost finish each other's sandwiches. [00:19:10] No one ever picks up one. [00:19:11] I'm not doing that. [00:19:13] All right. [00:19:16] Should women be permitted to speak at church? [00:19:20] Yes, they can sing along in the pew. [00:19:28] Singing! [00:19:29] That was cheating a little bit, but I'll take it. [00:19:32] Alright. [00:19:33] If an animal the size of a house cat got loose in your house, would you call someone else to get rid of it? [00:19:41] Would I? Yeah. [00:19:44] The size of a house cat. [00:19:50] You say yes because I'm not the handiest, but I'm also cheap, so no, I would not call someone to take care of it. [00:19:56] Alright. [00:19:58] - If you had to give up either booze or cigars, you would give up booze and keep the cigars. [00:20:09] Let's go. [00:20:10] Don't call it a comeback, baby. [00:20:12] I mean, I like a nice tipple every now and again, but I'm way more into the stogies than I am into booze. [00:20:18] Alright, sober Michael. [00:20:20] Alright, here we go. [00:20:21] So Michael, zero. [00:20:22] Mary Morgan, negative two. [00:20:24] This is the final round. [00:20:26] Messed up. [00:20:27] These points are worth double. [00:20:30] We're going to answer at the same time, Mary. [00:20:37] Do you understand? [00:20:38] So I'm going to state the prompt. [00:20:40] You're going to put down your answer. [00:20:42] I'm going to put down my answer. [00:20:42] Then we're going to look at each other. [00:20:43] We're going to move our cups based on how we think the other would answer. [00:20:47] Most of America's problems can be solved with political action. [00:20:51] Let's go. [00:21:08] Culture is downstream of politics, you know? [00:21:10] So when you have a political order that encourages certain good behaviors and discourages bad behaviors, that's going to start to push people toward the right things because the law is a tutor. === Last Chance Cigar (04:44) === [00:21:23] However, most people think it's the opposite these days, which is why we have this order where we encourage bad things and discourage good things. [00:21:30] I'm losing so badly right now. [00:21:32] You're getting destroyed with facts and logic. [00:21:33] I thought of everybody... [00:21:36] Kvetching about the birth rate right now. [00:21:38] They're thinking about, how much money can we throw at people to make them have babies? [00:21:43] And that's not a political solution. [00:21:46] No, but you know it is political. [00:21:47] You need a cultural solution to that. [00:21:51] But how do you change culture? [00:21:52] I'll tell you what, before November, all these companies were big into DEI and LGBT and all this anti-open borders and stuff. [00:22:01] Trump wins. [00:22:03] There go the DEI departments. [00:22:05] There goes the funding for all of the radical left-wing activism through USAID. I think we can flex our muscles a little bit politically. [00:22:12] And on the birth rate thing, you could just say, all right, well, I've got this birth rate problem. [00:22:16] So you know what we're going to do? [00:22:17] We're going to cut it out with the fake definitions of marriage. [00:22:19] We're going to discourage contraception. [00:22:21] We're going to ban abortion. [00:22:22] We're going to reshore American manufacturing, rebuild the American family. [00:22:25] I bet that will go a long way. [00:22:27] Discourage contraception by doing what? [00:22:29] By, you know, maybe revisiting Eisenstadt v. [00:22:32] Baird or Griswold v. [00:22:33] Connecticut or some of these kind of crazy 1960s, 70s Supreme Court decisions. [00:22:37] Just a thought. [00:22:38] I'm just suggesting it if any Republican politicians are listening. [00:22:40] It's not a bad thought. [00:22:42] Okay, we're on the last one. [00:22:44] Last one. [00:22:46] I've seen something supernatural. [00:22:49] I'm playing with the house's money. [00:23:04] Yeah. [00:23:07] You have. [00:23:08] Yes. [00:23:09] What have you seen, Mary? [00:23:12] I thought you were going to answer as well. [00:23:14] Oh, you got mine right. [00:23:15] And I said yes. [00:23:16] Oh, you said yes too. [00:23:17] Okay. [00:23:18] The transfiguration. [00:23:20] Or sorry, transubstantiation. [00:23:22] Oh. [00:23:23] But, you know, if we're talking about... [00:23:25] Wow, that's good. [00:23:26] That's a good answer. [00:23:26] If we're talking about paranormal stuff, like ghosts, haven't seen that. [00:23:30] No. [00:23:30] Have not seen that. [00:23:31] Entertained angels unawares? [00:23:32] But anytime you're at mass, I think you're witnessing something supernatural, right? [00:23:39] That is such a good, basic answer that is obviously true. [00:23:45] Yes, when the bread and the wine are transfigured. [00:23:47] Yeah, but I'm just being a smartass, aren't I? Or transubstantiated. [00:23:50] No, you're not. [00:23:50] You're being smart, is what you're being. [00:23:52] You're being smart, as usual. [00:23:54] That was very good. [00:23:56] Mary Morgan's show, Pop Culture Crisis, is your source of sanity while navigating the insane world of pop culture, hosted by Brett Dazovich and Mary Morgan. [00:24:06] Check out this clip from their show. [00:24:08] You went on a reality show where you have to marry someone after a week. [00:24:13] I'm picturing the CIA like, yes, yes, we could learn from this. [00:24:15] He got taken off the show because he didn't find someone to marry. [00:24:20] This... [00:24:21] This doesn't make sense to me because I, after reading this article, would totally go on Love is Blind. [00:24:28] It does not sound bad at all. [00:24:30] I get paid $1,000 a week to just sit around and chat with strangers through a screen and drink wine. [00:24:36] That sounds fun. [00:24:39] How come Mary gets the plug, Brett gets the plug, but there's Ian there. [00:24:45] He doesn't get any plug. [00:24:46] I just, I only said two names. [00:24:48] Doesn't get the credit he deserves. [00:24:49] He does, he never does. [00:24:50] But that was one of my many famous zingers. [00:24:53] You'd go on Love is Blind, huh? [00:24:55] I totally would. [00:24:56] For sure, who would? [00:24:56] And then they complain about having to drink. [00:24:58] Here I am with a free drink. [00:24:59] I know, a delicious... [00:25:01] A lot of free drink. [00:25:01] Although, I've had a little bit more. [00:25:04] I don't know, maybe... [00:25:05] And I'm the one losing. [00:25:06] I know, that's great. [00:25:07] I think I found my secret. [00:25:09] So, Mary, since we made a little wager at the top, I think the tweet you need to send out, All right. [00:25:17] It needs to be a multimedia tweet, and it needs to be you smoking a Mayflower cigar with your endorsement of it. [00:25:24] But it's got to be... [00:25:25] I need the picture, though. [00:25:26] I need you smoking the cigar, because the visual is what's really going to grab people. [00:25:30] You know, just a tweet like, oh, I like this cigar, it doesn't do it. [00:25:33] Sales are going to skyrocket. [00:25:34] They're going to skyrocket. [00:25:36] I'll get you a cigar before the end of this show. [00:25:38] Totally. [00:25:39] Before you walk out of this building. [00:25:41] Before I stumble out of this building. [00:25:42] I had such a good idea for what to tweet on your account. [00:25:44] What were you going to tweet? [00:25:46] I was going to tweet Mary Morgan ghost wrote speechless. [00:25:51] Send all royalties to Mary. [00:25:53] Wow, man, that would have been more lucrative than selling cigars. [00:25:56] Mary Morgan, wonderful to see you as always. [00:25:58] Thank you for coming on the show.