The Michael Knowles Show - Michael Knowles Vs Dave Rubin | FACE-OFF: Culture War Aired: 2021-11-27 Duration: 33:04 === Welcome to Face Off (06:37) === [00:00:00] Hello, everyone, and welcome to Face Off. [00:00:02] I am your host, Cabot Phillips. [00:00:04] We're joined today for a good old-fashioned battle of wits between two distinguished guests. [00:00:10] First, we have Daily Wire host and best-selling author, according to everyone except The New York Times, Mr. [00:00:16] Michael Knowles. [00:00:17] Michael, thanks for joining us. [00:00:18] Thank you for having me on my own show. [00:00:20] It is so nice to have you. [00:00:22] I'm really glad that you could make it to your show. [00:00:24] And next is best-selling author and host of The Rubin Report, Mr. [00:00:28] Dave Rubin. [00:00:28] Dave, thanks for stepping into the arena. [00:00:31] New York Times best-selling author, begrudgingly, by The New York Times. [00:00:36] We refuse to acknowledge that list, but we will get into it now. [00:00:41] You guys will have plenty of opportunities to disagree in the next couple of minutes because we're going to get into face-off. [00:00:51] Gentlemen, you've both been serving honorably on the front lines of a war, the culture war. [00:00:57] And because of that courageous service, you're both heroes in the hearts and minds of Americans everywhere. [00:01:02] But it's time for us to see how much you know about this culture war that you have been fighting, this culture that you are trying to protect. [00:01:08] This is face-off culture war edition. [00:01:12] The rules are simple. [00:01:13] I will ask a question. [00:01:14] You will have 15 seconds to give an answer. [00:01:16] On your whiteboards, you're going to write out the answer. [00:01:18] The winner of this competition will be the ultimate culture warrior. [00:01:21] The loser will have to read a 30-second commercial on their own show about why their audience needs to listen to the other guy's show. [00:01:28] Does that work for both of you? [00:01:29] Do you both agree here in this sovereign place? [00:01:32] Absolutely. [00:01:34] I do agree. [00:01:35] I just want to say, as the elder of this game, that if this was 1985 culture war, I'd probably do a lot better. [00:01:42] It does strike me that if we're culture warriors, the whole meaning of that is that we hate the pop culture and are reactionary and don't know anything about it. [00:01:52] So this will be a true test of ignorance. [00:01:55] That's what we're going to call this. [00:01:56] That'll be the subtitle, A Test of Ignorance and Ineptitude from Michael and Dave. [00:02:00] All right, Michael, I'm going to toss to you because it's time to face off. [00:02:04] But first, I think you have an important word for us. [00:02:05] I do. [00:02:06] I do. [00:02:06] This video is brought to you by Exodus 90. [00:02:10] When you want to tune out all the nonsense in our culture and really focus in on what matters, Exodus 90. [00:02:16] We'll have more from them later. [00:02:17] But first, let us test our cultural knowledge. [00:02:22] First off, I'm jumping right into it. [00:02:24] This foreign Netflix series dominated viewing hours in 2021, more than doubling the next closest series with 1.6 billion viewing hours. [00:02:34] What was this 2021 Netflix show? [00:02:37] The number one show. [00:02:40] Are we ready? [00:02:41] They are ready to give their answers. [00:02:43] Gentlemen, what do we got? [00:02:46] The Crown and Squid Game. [00:02:48] The correct answer is Squid Game. [00:02:51] Yes! [00:02:52] What? [00:02:52] Point to Mr. [00:02:53] Rubin. [00:02:53] I watched it last night, episode four! [00:02:56] Man! [00:02:57] A lot of blood! [00:02:57] That beat The Crown? [00:02:59] You know, I watched Squid Game. [00:03:00] I actually enjoyed Squid Game. [00:03:01] I mean, all the show is is just watching Koreans get slaughtered, so it's a little dark. [00:03:06] But I did enjoy the show. [00:03:08] I can't believe it. [00:03:08] That beat The Crown? [00:03:10] By a lot. [00:03:10] Wow, oh my gosh. [00:03:12] The crown. [00:03:14] England. [00:03:15] We're over that. [00:03:16] It's all about Korea now. [00:03:17] It's all about slaughtering Koreans. [00:03:18] Are you not a big K-pop fan either, Michael? [00:03:22] I'm a K-pop impersonator. [00:03:24] I'm more of a K-pop performer than I am a listener. [00:03:27] Important distinction. [00:03:29] Next question. [00:03:30] Kanye West came out in support of Donald Trump and stirred up a cultural firestorm, but this wasn't the first time that he did such a thing and stirred criticism from his fellow elites. [00:03:40] Back in 2009, Kanye interrupted which famous pop star's VMA accepted speech? [00:03:47] I'm gonna be very disappointed if you guys don't get this one. [00:03:52] Five. [00:03:53] Four. [00:03:55] Three. [00:03:58] One. [00:03:59] Dave, come on. [00:04:01] Damn! [00:04:02] What'd you write? [00:04:03] Taylor Swift, whom he did not let finish. [00:04:08] Okay. [00:04:09] Knowles is right. [00:04:10] That is right. [00:04:11] I already concede. [00:04:12] I got the question a little screwy. [00:04:14] He once did interrupt Mike Myers during that hurricane thing. [00:04:17] Remember that one? [00:04:18] George Bush doesn't care about black people. [00:04:21] But then I realized what you said, and I wrote Blonde Girl. [00:04:24] I just couldn't remember her name, but she's blonde. [00:04:26] I knew that part. [00:04:27] Blonde Girl does not count. [00:04:29] We've gone to the panel of judges, and they have all agreed. [00:04:31] I'm the only judge. [00:04:32] I'm the panel. [00:04:32] It does not count. [00:04:33] You remember that George Bush does not care about black people, but you did not remember that Beyonce had the greatest album of all time. [00:04:40] Of all time! [00:04:43] Yep. [00:04:43] Michael coming on strong. [00:04:44] Well done. [00:04:45] All right, all right. [00:04:46] Next question. [00:04:47] What is the full name of the race car driver whose winning interview sparked the infamous Let's Go Brandon meme? [00:04:55] So which race car driver was being interviewed when Let's Go Brandon was born? [00:05:00] Dave, you have the shirt on. [00:05:06] Surely you can get this right. [00:05:08] You have the shirt. [00:05:09] I'm feeling pretty good about my answer. [00:05:11] Michael, what do you got? [00:05:13] Brandon J. McDrives-a-Lot. [00:05:17] I feel pretty good about that. [00:05:20] Dave? [00:05:22] I also feel pretty good about mine. [00:05:24] I couldn't quite remember his name, but... [00:05:26] Let's go, Brandon. [00:05:29] Let's go, Brandon. [00:05:30] That is cheap. [00:05:31] The correct answer was Brandon Brown. [00:05:34] And I, for one, am shocked that, I mean, NASCAR's key audience is Yale graduates and gay men in Los Angeles. [00:05:42] And so I personally would have thought you guys were all over the NASCAR race. [00:05:46] You know, there's a huge overlap between those two circles, by the way. [00:05:50] The Venn diagram is almost just one circle, but yeah. [00:05:53] Very close, very close. [00:05:54] All right, all right, so we're tied. [00:05:55] We're tied at the moment. [00:05:56] Yes, tied. [00:05:57] I don't know if you guys want to take too much pride in your performance so far, but we will continue. [00:06:02] There's always room for improvement. [00:06:03] So far in 2021, how many of the top five worldwide box office movies were released in America? [00:06:12] So global box office performance, how many of them were released in America out of the top five? [00:06:17] What do we got? [00:06:20] Two. [00:06:21] Wow. [00:06:21] Two! === Top 5 Grossing Movies 2021 (03:54) === [00:06:23] You guys both got it right. [00:06:25] Well done. [00:06:25] Really? [00:06:26] It is two. [00:06:27] The top five grossing movies of 2021 so far, according to our Daily Wire list. [00:06:33] Number one, The Battle at Lake Chongjin. [00:06:36] Everyone's crowd favorite there. [00:06:37] That was China. [00:06:39] Hi, Mom. [00:06:40] That was China. [00:06:41] Number three, Fast and Furious 9. [00:06:43] Number four, No Time to Die. [00:06:45] And number five, Detective Chinatown 3. [00:06:49] The first and second are obvious classics, and the third one wasn't as good as the others. [00:06:53] But all three of those released in China. [00:06:55] Did you guys know that? [00:06:56] I think number four is going to be even better than the first two. [00:07:00] Can I just say something? [00:07:01] I've been wanting to get this off my chest for a while, so this seems like as good a time as any. [00:07:04] I've never seen any of the Fast and Furious. [00:07:07] I sense they're doing something quickly. [00:07:09] They're angry about it, but I don't know what's going on over there. [00:07:12] I've never seen any of them. [00:07:13] No, I saw one. [00:07:14] I think I saw one or two, and I actually went down to Cuba where they filmed one of them, but I have never... [00:07:22] I think there are superheroes involved now. [00:07:24] I don't know anything. [00:07:25] I know one of the actresses from it. [00:07:27] Are you able to disclose which one? [00:07:29] No. [00:07:30] I'm afraid not. [00:07:31] We'll trust you. [00:07:32] Oh, I have a girlfriend, but she goes to another school. [00:07:34] She lives in Canada. [00:07:35] She lives in Canada. [00:07:37] We've all heard that one before. [00:07:39] Next question for you fine gentlemen. [00:07:42] This... [00:07:43] These are not my words. [00:07:44] This is the word of the question. [00:07:45] This obese hip-hop artist is best known for her body positivity and revealing outfits. [00:07:51] She has presented herself as so sexually titillating, some commentators argue she can even turn gay men straight curious. [00:07:59] Who is this famous obese hip-hop artist known for her body positivity? [00:08:06] So there are two that I'm thinking of right now. [00:08:12] This one has bragged about dating an NFL football player on the Minnesota Vikings. [00:08:18] That's not helping. [00:08:19] I don't... [00:08:19] It's a line from one of her most popular songs. [00:08:22] Oh, really? [00:08:22] Which I don't know or listen to. [00:08:24] That's just the producer told me in my ear. [00:08:26] Did they? [00:08:26] Yeah. [00:08:27] I need a fat female rapper. [00:08:29] I mean, only one's coming to mind. [00:08:30] I got two in one. [00:08:31] One, though, is like... [00:08:32] Rapper slash singer. [00:08:33] They say rapper. [00:08:34] She's a hip-hop artist in general. [00:08:36] Singer as well. [00:08:37] And she's obese. [00:08:38] She's a singer and a rapper? [00:08:40] Boy, she can do everything. [00:08:41] Five seconds. [00:08:42] Alright, whatever. [00:08:44] Alright. [00:08:45] Final answers. [00:08:46] What do we got? [00:08:50] Lizzo. [00:08:51] Lil' Kim. [00:08:52] Lizzo was the correct answer. [00:08:54] Kid. [00:08:55] Yes. [00:08:55] I didn't know... [00:08:56] The other option I had in my head was... [00:08:58] Have you ever heard of the singer Cupcake? [00:09:01] It's like Lizzo is like a Victorian opera singer compared to Cupcake. [00:09:07] Cupcake is just pure porn. [00:09:09] She has a music video on YouTube. [00:09:12] But I'm glad I got Lizzo right. [00:09:14] That's good. [00:09:15] Didn't Lizzo fight Spider-Man in that remake? [00:09:18] Wasn't that Lizzo? [00:09:19] Or am I thinking of somebody else? [00:09:21] I have no clue what he's talking about, but I would love to see that. [00:09:24] Or is that The Lizard? [00:09:24] Maybe that was The Lizard. [00:09:25] Yeah. [00:09:26] Whatever. [00:09:26] Yeah. [00:09:27] All right. [00:09:28] He's up two to one. [00:09:29] Okay. [00:09:30] Gentlemen, can you name... [00:09:31] And this one, you only need to get one to get points. [00:09:33] Can you name literally any movie that won an Oscar this year? [00:09:39] Anyone? [00:09:40] In The Year of Our Lord 2021? [00:09:42] Correct. [00:09:45] Um... [00:09:50] And I have my computer ready because I myself am not abundantly aware of many of these. [00:09:58] Any movie that one of us... [00:09:59] No, I know this isn't right. [00:10:00] I know this isn't right. === Confident Predictions (15:38) === [00:10:02] And sadly, music videos do not qualify, so Smokey Mike and the God King was snubbed because of its status. [00:10:09] It always is. [00:10:10] It always is. [00:10:12] All right, what do we got, fellas? [00:10:14] I said the all-chick Ghostbusters. [00:10:19] Was that last year? [00:10:20] I don't know. [00:10:21] I didn't see it. [00:10:22] We're going to go ahead and say no on that one. [00:10:25] All right. [00:10:25] That's oddly close to what I said, which was Shirley's secret. [00:10:32] Now... [00:10:33] That's just a movie I made up. [00:10:34] It's not even a real movie, but it sounds like something that would have won an Oscar. [00:10:38] Shirley's Secret. [00:10:39] It does. [00:10:40] Meryl Streep stars as Shirley. [00:10:42] She's got a secret. [00:10:43] Meryl Streep as Daniel Day-Lewis in Shirley's Secret. [00:10:47] Shirley's Secret. [00:10:48] About a gay 15-year-old. [00:10:50] With Morgan Freeman as God. [00:10:51] Yep. [00:10:51] Okay. [00:10:52] Hold on. [00:10:53] What's that? [00:10:53] I'm hearing that we might be awarding a point to Shirley's Secret? [00:10:56] What? [00:10:57] Never mind. [00:10:58] No points for either of you. [00:10:59] I'm sorry. [00:11:00] Did Ghostbusters get one? [00:11:01] That would have been great. [00:11:02] I was at the ready to type in, to look up, and I started typing in the all chick before I realized that you were giving a completely ridiculous name of a movie. [00:11:12] Moving on, Aaron Rodgers recently got into some hot water when he tested positive for COVID-19. [00:11:18] This result revealed that Rodgers never received the Fauci Alci. [00:11:21] He misled the press when he used what word to lead everyone to believe that he had gotten the vaccine? [00:11:28] So when they asked if he'd been vaccinated, he used this word to maybe deceive them a little bit. [00:11:35] What was that word? [00:11:36] And bonus point, if you can give the position and team that Aaron Rodgers plays for. [00:11:44] Uh... [00:11:45] Five seconds. - Okay, let's see. [00:11:56] All right. [00:11:57] What do we got? [00:11:58] Dave, we'll start with you. [00:11:59] I believe the word maybe was yup. [00:12:02] Would it be yup by any chance? [00:12:04] It was not. [00:12:05] I don't know. [00:12:06] It was not yup. [00:12:07] And I believe he's the quarterback for the Packers, right? [00:12:09] That is correct. [00:12:10] We'll give you some points there. [00:12:11] You earned those. [00:12:12] All right. [00:12:12] All right. [00:12:13] Thank you. [00:12:13] Is the word yes? [00:12:16] No, it is not. [00:12:17] Is he the shortstop for the Brooklyn Dodgers? [00:12:20] No, no, he is not. [00:12:22] Unfortunately, the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, the word he used was immunized. [00:12:28] When they asked him if he had been vaccinated, he said, I've been immunized. [00:12:33] I apologize that the phrasing on the question was confusing, so I'm going to move on. [00:12:37] Okay. [00:12:38] So I got a point there. [00:12:39] We're tied. [00:12:40] You did get a point. [00:12:40] All right. [00:12:43] Which teen pop star went to the White House this year to promote the COVID-19 vaccine? [00:12:50] She filmed a video with Anthony Fauci. [00:12:52] Yeah, yeah. [00:12:53] The two of them were yucking it up, reading fan tweets. [00:12:58] Oh, man, I do. [00:12:59] I remember this happening. [00:13:01] Is it that girl who licked the donuts? [00:13:05] Oh, God. [00:13:06] That doesn't narrow it down. [00:13:09] Who, I do actually remember this happening. - Gosh, get a video. [00:13:19] Biden, did Biden inappropriately touch her? [00:13:23] Am I getting close here? [00:13:24] I think he did, yeah. [00:13:25] Okay, he sniffed her hair? [00:13:27] All right, I'm sort of remembering it now. [00:13:29] Four, three, two, one. [00:13:33] All right, what have we got, Michael, to you? [00:13:36] Alicia Jones. [00:13:41] Is that a real person, Michael? [00:13:42] No, but I knew, like, if I said Miley Cyrus, I knew that was wrong, so I just guessed a name. [00:13:49] That is unfortunately incorrect. [00:13:51] All right. [00:13:51] But if there are any Alicia Jones out there watching, we see you and we appreciate you. [00:13:55] Dave. [00:13:58] Lizzie. [00:14:00] Lizzie-o. [00:14:01] Oh, Lizzie-o? [00:14:03] Lizzie-o? [00:14:04] Lizzie-o. [00:14:06] The correct answer, gentlemen, was Olivia Rodrigo. [00:14:10] Yes, I remember that, actually. [00:14:12] Yeah, I have no clue. [00:14:14] Olivia Rodrigo. [00:14:15] I think she might be a TikToker also. [00:14:18] Aren't we all? [00:14:19] Who was the girl that licked the donuts and then she said she hates America? [00:14:23] Who am I thinking of? [00:14:25] That was Michael's Italian countrywoman, Ariana Grande. [00:14:30] Ariana Grande! [00:14:31] That's who I was thinking of. [00:14:32] Thank you, thank you. [00:14:35] Did she date Pete Davidson? [00:14:38] See? [00:14:39] I feel hip. [00:14:40] I know, it's gross to think about, but yeah. [00:14:43] I feel hip. [00:14:43] Alright, that's cool. [00:14:45] Alright. [00:14:46] This NFL player became the first openly gay man to play in an NFL game. [00:14:51] Not an NBA game, Dave, because that obviously would have been you, NBA player. [00:14:56] NFL. First openly gay player in an NFL game. [00:14:59] And he was promptly canceled because it turned out that he was a registered Republican and had posted photos with friends in Trump shirts. [00:15:07] So he was canceled for that. [00:15:08] But first openly gay player in the NFL. [00:15:11] What was his name and bonus points if you know what team he's on? [00:15:13] All right, are either of you confident on this one? [00:15:24] I'm pretty happy with my answer. [00:15:26] I don't know if I would say confident, but I'm happy with it. [00:15:29] Dave, we'll start with you then, because I don't want to give Michael the pleasure of getting to go first with how confident he is. [00:15:34] Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure my answer could get me in legal trouble. [00:15:37] I said Joe Montana. [00:15:41] We all knew it. [00:15:42] Everyone was talking about it. [00:15:43] I said Joe Montana, and then although I do know that Joe Montana only played for the 49ers and later the Chiefs, I think maybe this guy played for the Tennessee Titans, whatever his name might be. [00:15:54] No? [00:15:54] Nothing? [00:15:55] No, not the Titans, unfortunately. [00:15:58] We'll have to reach out to Joe Montana. [00:15:59] That wasn't Joe Montana I saw at the end. [00:16:00] No, all right. [00:16:02] Michael. [00:16:02] I said Brett Liberace Favre, who played for the New York Jets. [00:16:09] People forget his nickname, but it was clear to those of us who were paying attention. [00:16:15] I was not paying close enough attention to that, for better or worse. [00:16:19] That is incorrect. [00:16:20] The player was Carl Nassib of the Las Vegas Raiders, formerly the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. [00:16:27] Okay. [00:16:28] You guys are... [00:16:28] No points there. [00:16:30] No. [00:16:30] Although I'm tempted to give points for the Liberace reference. [00:16:32] Thank you. [00:16:33] Next up, this cultural figure claims to have seen aliens and recently said they would be, quote, absolutely open to dating an alien if given the chance. [00:16:43] Did you just use the singular they? [00:16:47] I did. [00:16:47] And might that be part of the question? [00:16:52] Somebody said this. [00:16:53] I know it was like a couple weeks ago... [00:16:56] I actually think I know the answer. [00:16:58] They would date aliens. [00:17:00] It was somebody like... [00:17:01] They also said that we should stop using the term alien because it might offend potential aliens. [00:17:08] Yeah. [00:17:09] It's a chick. [00:17:10] It's sort of like a lizzo. [00:17:11] How dare you, Dave? [00:17:12] How dare you? [00:17:13] It's a chick. [00:17:13] I specifically said they. [00:17:15] It's a them. [00:17:15] No, but I think it's a chick. [00:17:17] She would date an alien. [00:17:19] It's like a Miley Cyrus. [00:17:22] Um... [00:17:24] Michael, do you want to give him a hint, or do you want to... [00:17:26] No, I want to get the point. [00:17:29] Forgive me. [00:17:31] You got five seconds, Dave. [00:17:35] Three, two, one. [00:17:38] He's writing. [00:17:39] Michael, because you seem pretty confident, we'll let Dave go first, because I want to see the wrong answer first. [00:17:44] Okay. [00:17:45] Yeah, well, I don't think this is the right answer, but I'm pretty sure this woman is an alien. [00:17:48] I said Joy Bethel. [00:17:54] They are. [00:17:55] They are. [00:17:55] They is. [00:17:56] I'm so tempted to give half points, but again, the panel says no. [00:18:01] Michael. [00:18:03] Demi Lovato. [00:18:05] That is correct. [00:18:06] They me. [00:18:07] They me, as we now call her. [00:18:08] They me. [00:18:09] They me Lovato. [00:18:11] I don't know what she has done. [00:18:13] I don't know why I know her name, but I do remember that she said she'd date an alien. [00:18:17] Dave, not a big Demi Lovato fan. [00:18:20] No, no, she's great in that thing she was in. [00:18:23] Like contact? [00:18:24] Yeah, is that? [00:18:25] She's like from the 90s, right? [00:18:27] I don't know. [00:18:28] Before we get on to the next question, Michael, I believe you have another important word for us that you alluded to earlier. [00:18:34] I do. [00:18:35] I have a word about the word of God, and that would be... [00:18:40] Exodus 90. [00:18:41] I want you to think back over the past 90 days. [00:18:44] How often did you eat a little too much, drink a little too much, spend a little too much time in the office? [00:18:51] How many times did you ignore your wife, children, or friends just to thumb through social media or watch Netflix or watch a game? [00:18:59] So many men today are distracted. [00:19:01] They're dependent on the comforts of this world. [00:19:03] They're not in control of themselves. [00:19:05] And they can't say no to these kinds of things. [00:19:09] They're not free to do that. [00:19:11] We were made for more than this. [00:19:13] Exodus 90 is a 90-day program that gets us back to the fundamentals of the faith: prayer, self-denial, and fraternity. [00:19:21] More than 50,000 men from around the world, Catholics, Protestants, Eastern Orthodox, even people who don't align with Christianity at all have done this. [00:19:31] Of these men, 99% report experiencing greater freedom. [00:19:35] This is very important. [00:19:36] If we want to truly be free, it's not just about following our base desires. [00:19:40] It's about disciplining ourselves. [00:19:41] That's how we have true freedom. [00:19:43] You can check it out for yourself at Exodus90.com slash Michael. [00:19:47] That's Exodus90.com slash Michael. [00:19:51] I believe Michael is up 3-2, producers. [00:19:53] Is that correct? [00:19:56] 4-3. [00:19:57] Oh, you guys are scoring more points than you even imagined. [00:20:00] See, Dave got his bonus point. [00:20:01] This one, I'm confident that you two will get... [00:20:05] Dave Chappelle recently released a Netflix special that left a leftist mob going after him once again for his horribly insensitive jokes against the transgender community. [00:20:15] What was the name of this most recent Dave Chappelle special that got the people coming after him? [00:20:21] The name of the Dave Chappelle stand-up special. [00:20:24] Oh. [00:20:32] I think it's one word. [00:20:33] I think maybe it starts with a C. Michael, what's that? [00:20:37] I said raw. [00:20:40] I think that was that. [00:20:42] That was a different black guy. [00:20:45] Who did raw, Dave? [00:20:48] I believe that was Bill Cosby. [00:20:52] See what I did there? [00:20:54] Pretty sure it was. [00:20:55] That was Eddie Murphy. [00:20:55] I just wrote damn, because I feel like I should know it. [00:20:58] I skipped it a zillion times, and it's one word, and I think it starts with a C, maybe. [00:21:02] It does start with a C. Closer. [00:21:05] Closer. [00:21:06] Yeah! [00:21:07] Really? [00:21:07] Well, I didn't remember that at all. [00:21:08] I should get something for that. [00:21:10] I should get something for that. [00:21:11] Unfortunately not. [00:21:12] This is not a hand grenade. [00:21:14] You should get something for Bill Cosby. [00:21:15] That was pretty quick. [00:21:18] I tried not to laugh. [00:21:19] Next up, this one I've been informed by reliable sources that Dave should be good at. [00:21:25] We'll see. [00:21:26] Name three songs from the Village People. [00:21:29] Easy. [00:21:34] This is another one I'll need help from the producers on because if it's not a certain four-letter song, I do not know any of the other Village People songs. [00:21:44] Three is tough, though. [00:21:46] Do we get bonus points for more than three? [00:21:49] Going to the panel and no, only three. [00:21:53] Do we get bonus points for singing them? [00:21:59] I think our audience would say definitely not, please don't. [00:22:03] I'm tempted to say yes. [00:22:05] How about you just sing and then we'll just see where the points go. [00:22:07] Got it. [00:22:08] Got it. [00:22:09] Seven seconds. [00:22:17] I did mine also in order of greatness. [00:22:22] Village people's a great group. [00:22:23] I don't get the hate on the village people. [00:22:25] Are you a disco guy in general? [00:22:27] 100%. [00:22:27] You know it. [00:22:28] Wait till you listen to that Frankie Valli song. [00:22:31] Dave and I... You like disco. [00:22:32] We text each other disco songs. [00:22:34] All right. [00:22:35] What are the examples we've got? [00:22:36] Let's see them. [00:22:40] I said YMCA, oh, Macho Man, damn. [00:22:44] I said YMCA, In the Navy, and Super YMCA, which I feel like is probably a song, actually. [00:22:51] Super YMCA, yes. [00:22:52] In the Navy is by far the best one. [00:22:55] YMCA, number three. [00:22:56] And number two, Macho Man. [00:22:58] Yeah. [00:22:58] I want to be a macho man, you know? [00:23:01] I know you do. [00:23:03] Dave, what does it make you feel when you hear Michael singing in general, especially singing YMCA and Macho Man and all those classics? [00:23:11] You know, Michael is a man who's very comfortable with his sexuality. [00:23:16] You know, I like to think that because I am so profoundly heterosexual, you know, I'm just brimming with that, that, you know, I'm restrained by the outer layer of dancing to the village people. [00:23:30] Mm-hmm. [00:23:31] No, no, trust me. [00:23:31] I know he's heterosexual. [00:23:33] Last time he was at my house, I tried to give him tequila. [00:23:35] He said, I only drink whiskey. [00:23:36] And only a straight man would say that. [00:23:38] Scotch it is. [00:23:39] Is that a straight... [00:23:40] Okay, I didn't even know that was a thing. [00:23:42] Okay. [00:23:43] Cabot. [00:23:46] Hope my wife doesn't watch this. [00:23:47] This episode's going in whole new directions. [00:23:50] We're going to go to the next question. [00:23:52] Before this gets any worse, Michael, though, you get three points there. [00:23:55] Dave, you get two. [00:23:56] Okay. [00:23:58] Oh, okay. [00:23:58] Good ratio. [00:23:59] Yeah. [00:24:00] I don't know if that's how it's supposed to work, but that feels like a good trade-off. [00:24:04] Which famous anti-Trump intellectual... [00:24:08] I don't know if that's a super charitable name for this person, but okay. [00:24:12] Which famous anti-Trump intellectual publicly admitted they were wrong about the Biden administration improving the state of America, saying they are, quote, publicly eating their words syllable by syllable? [00:24:25] I mean, there are, like... [00:24:28] There are like two anti-Trumpers left on the right. [00:24:33] Dave seems confident. [00:24:36] Dave's confident. [00:24:39] I'm going to... [00:24:41] I think some of them are so completely far gone, there's no hope of them ever coming. [00:24:45] So I'm going to go to the one that I think maybe there's a chance that he would come around. [00:24:50] No, you're wrong. [00:24:52] Am I wrong? [00:24:53] You're wrong. [00:24:54] Let's let Michael go first, because Dave seems... [00:24:56] You go first. [00:24:56] You go first. [00:24:57] Okay, I said it was David French. [00:25:00] I figured Bill Kristol, there's no way. [00:25:02] That whole crew, there's no way. [00:25:03] But maybe David, because of the pro-life stuff, maybe he would come around. [00:25:07] Dave, do you think he's right? [00:25:08] What do you think? [00:25:09] Well, he's wrong, but his inkling was right, but it was sort of a trick question because it makes it sound like it's a hardcore conservative who said it, but in fact, it is mild-mannered neuroscientist and atheist. [00:25:23] Wow. [00:25:25] Wow. [00:25:25] Well done. === People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive (07:38) === [00:25:26] Well done. [00:25:27] You were right. [00:25:28] Michael's first inclination was to assume there was someone on the right. [00:25:31] Wow, I did. [00:25:32] I did. [00:25:33] Well done. [00:25:34] Points for Mr. [00:25:36] Rubin. [00:25:37] Dave, have you talked to Sam at all lately? [00:25:40] No, he unfollowed me on Twitter. [00:25:43] I'm a right-wing maniac. [00:25:44] I hang out with you people. [00:25:47] The liberals are not nearly as tolerant as they pretend to be. [00:25:51] Well, he's going to be eating that too someday, that unfollow, that uncharitable Sam Harris. [00:25:58] Eh, whatever. [00:25:59] I genuinely forgot that that happened. [00:26:00] I don't know if I knew that happened, but I didn't mean to lead you right into that. [00:26:04] So we will move on. [00:26:05] All right. [00:26:06] They don't believe in God, but they believe that Trump is the devil. [00:26:09] That's not right. [00:26:10] Yeah, that's right. [00:26:13] Which musician wore a dress and prompted Candace Owens to famously preach that we need to bring back manly men? [00:26:19] Oh. [00:26:20] Which dress-wearing musician... [00:26:23] Ah, musician! [00:26:25] Dress-wearing musician prompted Candace's famous rant about manly men. [00:26:29] This trended on Twitter for far longer than it probably should have. [00:26:34] Yeah, yeah. [00:26:36] I remember this one. [00:26:37] He's one of those guys. [00:26:38] Give me a second here. [00:26:40] One of those guys. [00:26:42] I'll give you a hint. [00:26:49] The Village people would not consider him a macho, macho man. [00:26:52] Just as a hint. [00:26:53] No. [00:26:55] Would they not? [00:26:57] Actually, he might qualify as their... [00:26:59] I don't know, yeah. [00:27:03] What do we got? [00:27:03] Let's see them both at the same time. [00:27:07] Harry Styles, Frank Sinatra. [00:27:09] Frank? [00:27:10] Old Blue Eyes? [00:27:11] Was it not him? [00:27:12] Are you sure it wasn't? [00:27:14] Harry Styles is the correct answer there. [00:27:17] I mean, he sang my way. [00:27:18] It's like, you know, I'm wearing a dress. [00:27:21] He doesn't answer to anybody. [00:27:23] Yeah, you're right. [00:27:24] You're right. [00:27:25] There's so many things I want to say about that impersonation of Frank Sinatra. [00:27:31] I'm surprised as an Italian that Michael is not just horribly offended at the disservice you just did. [00:27:36] Frank and his enforcers are going to come knocking on Dave's door later. [00:27:40] You don't get away with insulting old blue eyes. [00:27:44] Next up, who was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive in 2021? [00:27:49] I believe this just came out last week. [00:27:52] People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, 2021. [00:27:55] And bonus points if you can give us his age. [00:27:59] Some people say that he doesn't age. [00:28:02] Hint, hint. [00:28:03] Who is People Magazine's sexiest man alive? [00:28:15] What do we got? [00:28:16] Michael, I see you. [00:28:16] It looks like you're drawing. [00:28:18] I was about to draw, but then you said, what do we got? [00:28:20] So I had to stop my drawing. [00:28:21] I had a good drawing coming out, though. [00:28:22] You can finish it, Dave. [00:28:23] Let's see your answer first while we allow Michael to finish his drawing. [00:28:29] The infallible Fauci, and I think he's 81. [00:28:32] Am I right? [00:28:32] I feel good about this one. [00:28:34] I'm the sexiest man alive, Anthony Fauci. [00:28:38] I'm going to leave the Fauci impressions for Gnolls. [00:28:40] Now listen here, you. [00:28:42] You dirty, it didn't turn out as well as I thought. [00:28:44] But yes, Fauci, I said 80 though. [00:28:48] I'm very surprised you both thought Fauci would be picked as sexiest man alive. [00:28:52] This wasn't like time most important person. [00:28:54] We're talking sexy. [00:28:57] First of all, he's got a certain charisma, you know. [00:29:00] Power is the greatest aphrodisiac. [00:29:02] But second of all, I seem to remember that headline. [00:29:04] Yeah, yeah, I kind of remember that headline too. [00:29:06] The correct answer was actually Paul Rudd. [00:29:10] No, that's not true. [00:29:11] I'm looking this up. [00:29:12] People Magazine, Paul Rudd, it is true. [00:29:14] I saw the cover photo and it's quite ravishing. [00:29:17] Oh, you know what it was? [00:29:19] Fauci was rated most handsome murderer. [00:29:22] I think that's what it was. [00:29:23] That's the one we're thinking of. [00:29:24] Most handsome demon. [00:29:26] Incarnate demon. [00:29:27] The Guardian proclaims Anthony Fauci the sexiest man alive, Cabot. [00:29:32] Well, we're talking People Magazine. [00:29:34] We don't believe in The Guardian over here in America. [00:29:37] Alright. [00:29:37] Yeah, that's true. [00:29:39] Fair enough. [00:29:39] That's true. [00:29:41] Final question. [00:29:43] Final question for you two. [00:29:44] Let's hear... [00:29:44] What's the score here, producer people? [00:29:48] 8-6! [00:29:49] This is perfect! [00:29:50] Wow. [00:29:50] Okay. [00:29:51] I'm down two. [00:29:52] I thought I was down one. [00:29:52] Alright. [00:29:52] Two-point question. [00:29:55] Here it is. [00:29:56] What is the name of the company that actress Gwyneth Paltrow created that features a candle inspired by the smell of her... [00:30:07] Reproductive body part. [00:30:09] Gwyneth Paltrow, what is the name of the company that has a candle that smells like her lady body part? [00:30:18] I've been to the store and I've smelled her. [00:30:20] It's goop. [00:30:23] Can you say on Daily Wire? [00:30:25] I don't know how that works. [00:30:27] I think you just did. [00:30:27] It's too late now. [00:30:29] And you gave us all that image in our minds now. [00:30:32] It is, in fact, goop. [00:30:35] Gentlemen, well done. [00:30:36] You both get two points, but in the end, it wasn't enough for you to overtake Michael's lead. [00:30:43] Mr. [00:30:43] Knowles, the floor is yours to celebrate however you choose. [00:30:47] Thank you. [00:30:47] I know that I technically won, but I feel like we all lost after that last answer. [00:30:52] So I'm just, I will be content in my humble satisfaction. [00:30:58] Dave, thank you for coming on the show, and I look forward to my wonderful ad read on your very popular show. [00:31:05] Do I do that ad read right now or am I actually doing it live on my show? [00:31:08] I will gladly do it live. [00:31:10] You can do it right now if you would like or you can do it live. [00:31:12] We're going to give you the option. [00:31:13] No, I want it on his show. [00:31:14] I don't want it on here. [00:31:15] People are already watching me on here. [00:31:17] This is a very, very good point. [00:31:19] The producers, I blame them. [00:31:20] They said he can do it here if he likes. [00:31:22] I think, Michael, I think we should hold Dave to having to do this on his show. [00:31:25] That sounds like that was the agreement. [00:31:27] Knowles, you won fair and square. [00:31:29] I'll do a little read for you right now, and then I will talk about this, this very thing that we did right here, the whiteboard and the whole thing. [00:31:38] I'll talk about it on my show and direct people to this here video. [00:31:42] That would be great. [00:31:42] That would be great. [00:31:43] I would love that. [00:31:43] Can you guys do a virtual handshake agreement first? [00:31:50] Thank you. [00:31:51] Alright, we now have 30 seconds on the clock. [00:31:53] Mr. [00:31:53] Rubin, this will go to you. [00:31:55] You can really just use your heart, your soul, whatever you feel necessary to say. [00:32:01] Listen, I want to tell you guys about The Michael Knowles Show. [00:32:04] Michael Knowles is such a thinker, such a great conservative pundit, that he wrote a book with no words, which became a bestseller. [00:32:13] Then he wrote a book with words that the New York Times completely ignored. [00:32:17] He likes to drink scotch. [00:32:19] He has a lot of old, dead, conservative friends that he talks about all the time. [00:32:23] He loves Frankie Valli, and he's got good Italian hair. [00:32:27] Watch The Michael Knowles Show on The Daily Wire. [00:32:31] Goodbye. [00:32:33] That's my new logline. [00:32:34] That's what's going up right now at Spotify, baby. [00:32:36] That was great, Dave. [00:32:37] Thank you very much. [00:32:39] I enjoyed this, Knowles. [00:32:40] I don't care what they say about you. [00:32:42] I like working with you. [00:32:43] You know, we also did better than I thought we would. [00:32:47] Everything being equal. [00:32:48] Yeah. [00:32:49] You know what? [00:32:50] You know what? [00:32:50] You won fair and square. [00:32:51] I live in Los Angeles. [00:32:52] This ridiculous Gwyneth Paltrow goop store is here. [00:32:54] I'm going to send you the f***ing candle. [00:32:56] Please, please don't. [00:32:58] But I'll look out in the mail. [00:32:59] I'll look out in the mail in case it arrives. [00:33:02] Oh, my guys are telling me we have one in the bathroom here.